The Filipino Fridge Stockers | Ep 312 | Bad Friends

HEY! EVERYBODY, WE GOT THE THESE SHIRTS. are hot hot hot. >> Hot hot hot hot hot. >> Yeah yeah yeah yeah. They're selling out. real quick quick quick quick quick. quick. We got different color shirts. >> We got the pink, we got the yellow for. Bobby Lee. >> Yeah, we got the. >> And we got the gray sweater for me. >> For you. >> I'm a gray sweater boy. >> Yeah yeah. No, you're more pink. >> I'm more pink. I'm actually very pink. >> Yeah, so anyway, check it out at our. website. >> Go to badfriendsmerch.com. Badfriendsmerch.com. >> Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. You know, I I shot a special and so I'm going to. do the Finally Tour before the special.

comes out. I want to be in Detroit 424, Indianapolis 425, Montclair 51, Atlantic City 52. Just go to my website. and check out the other dates. Medford. 53, San Antonio 515, and go check it. out. My It's going to be a theater tour, my first one, and come see me live. Go. to bobbylee.live. >> Hey bad friends, this weekend I'm going. to be at the Win Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. How about that, huh? >> It's going to be great. >> It's going to be incredible. Come out to.

see me in Las Vegas. Then at the end of. the month I'm at the Lil Rodie Fetts in. Providence, Rhode Island. Come see me. The Borgata in Atlantic City. And then. finally, Bad Friends are going to be at. the YouTube Theater May 8th for Netflix. Is a Joke. Go to Andrewsantino.com for. those tickets. Andrewsantino.com. >> You two are bad friends. >> Who were these two idiots? >> White dude. and Asian dude. >> [screaming]. >> You two are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> WE'RE BAD FRIENDS. >> OH.

>> [applause]. >> ARE YOU WEARING A BARSTOOL SPORTS SHIRT? >> YEAH. >> WHAT? WHAT? >> What is going on? >> going on with you? Did you order that. online? >> No, it's the first sweater that I saw. >> Island girls, it's the island [laughter]. girls. >> Yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> Island girls, it's the island girls. >> It was in my house? >> Yeah. >> It was in her closet. >> my sweatshirt? >> I think so. >> Yeah. Also, can I just say something. right now? You're wearing my Talking Heads shirt. >> What is that? >> [laughter].

>> The cat one? >> No, the Talking Heads. It said Talking. Heads on it. It's a band. You never. heard of the Talking Heads? >> No. >> Okay. But the other day you were wearing. it. >> Well, I didn't notice. >> Oh, you can wear it. But um. Anyway, >> Who does your laundry? >> Uh uh their their mom. >> [laughter]. >> Well, then. that's the. >> Oh, that's true. That's true. Yeah. >> No, you put like a lot of shirts in a. plastic bag and you said you can have. this. >> It there's no There's no way that. >> be wearing it? >> Because you stole it out of my closet, baby. >> Why would I steal it? I don't even know.

the band. We don't even go in your room. >> Yeah. You don't go in my room ever. >> No, because you cover it up. You're so. scared of us going inside. >> yeah. You poop, pee, no? >> No. >> Uh you pee downstairs? What? >> I sometimes poop. >> You pooped in my bathroom. I can tell. >> Well, you're. >> Yeah, yeah. >> You're 12. >> coconut oil. >> [laughter]. >> on the seat. You slip right off right. off of it. >> Why? Do you have a Do you have a. Japanese toilet? >> Yeah. >> You have a Toto? >> Yeah, yeah, I do. >> So then you like to use that the. >> It greets you when you go in. >> Welcome. >> Do you spray your butt?

>> Yeah. >> With the water? That spray is mine. >> [laughter]. >> You're not allowed. No, no, no. We're not sharing that. spray. All right? >> I'm not touching your butt. >> That spray is on reserve. It's not. unlimited water. I put in extra uh. special. >> Yeah. >> O2, you know what I mean? Erewhon water. >> Yeah. I use Erewhon water. >> for that spray and there's limited. amount on there. >> That's crazy. I still have uh old school. manual toilet. I have the top tank. I. have to pull down the. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, you do? >> And that gravity's got to take it. somewhere. >> I have two styles. I have that and I.

also just have a hole in the wall on the. ground. >> the ground? >> Yeah, yeah. >> What you're used to. You're back, baby. >> [laughter]. >> Back. >> Yeah, yeah. [cheering]. >> How long were you gone for? >> Um like I'm not sure. >> You don't even know? >> No, I don't even know. >> Yeah. You know, the other day you said. something and it really There was the. first time where I was like, maybe my. behavior is wrong. >> Hmm. >> What? What did I say? >> So your mom something. >> often, by the way, if that's that's the. case. >> so your What is. >> [laughter]. >> What was that about? >> You said You said. >> doing all the work?

>> [snorts]. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. You know, I want to apologize. to everybody right now, right? >> Please. You're. >> Everyone on the show, Andrew does 95% of. all work. >> 97. >> [laughter]. >> Whatever. 100%. I'll give you 100%. >> do 3%. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah, you do 3%. [laughter]. Oh, yeah, you do 3%. All right. You guys. do all the work, all right? And I. apologize right now, up front, all. right? I'm lazy. >> Yeah. >> I have no idea what is going on, >> Yeah. >> right? And if you I would it up if. you got me involved. >> You're right. So, that's why I'm not.

involved. >> to go, it's annoying that you XYZ, and. you're allowed to go, but it's me, baby. >> [laughter]. >> I know. >> It happened. This. >> But, if I was a train builder, right? They'd be like, "Yeah, that the problem. is there's no engine in it.". >> Right. >> [laughter]. >> Right? And I'd be like, "My bad. You. don't want me to do that.". >> would get the whole town to just push. the train for you. You would somehow be. like, "Push that train! Push that. train!". And they would push the train. >> town, these two? >> Yeah, they would do it. >> Yeah, yeah. Only these two. So, the. thing I wanted to say I was very mindful. about it, Isa, is is that.

you know, your mom was talking in. Tagalog. >> Bisaya. >> Bisaya? Whatever [laughter] it is. >> Tagalog, right? >> Yeah, whatever. >> Tagala? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Tagalo? >> Tagalog. Tagalog, right? >> What's Tagalog? >> Nothing. >> It is now. >> So, anyway, she said, you know, whatever the the language is. And they were talking to you She was. talking to you guys. And I was just. walking by and went. >> [laughter]. >> Right? And then you seriously looked at. me and goes.

"Stop doing that." You said that, too, right? "You're racist.". >> HUH? >> OH. >> AND I WENT to my room, right? No, first. I looked at you and go, "No, it's not.". And then I went to the room, I laid in. the bed, and I went. >> Andrew's really rubbing OFF ON ME. >> [laughter]. [laughter]. >> YOU ARE. YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE, DUDE. >> SHUT UP. >> NO, NO, but I. >> [laughter]. >> No, but I. >> That is some dumb I would do in.

your house. >> Yeah, but I literally thought about it. And I went, "It is racist.". >> It's not. >> It's not? >> It's done with love. >> Okay, I'm going to keep doing it then. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. I'm going to keep doing it. >> it like every day. >> I do? >> I was like, "Oh, I have to speak up.". And I was like, "You That's racist." And. you're like, "No, it's not." You're. screaming at me. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Well, how about this? This is how you. blend both of these worlds. >> Make fun of me. >> Teach him something to say so that he. can respond. What he If I'm. >> I'm trying to learn the language. >> to be Bobby's attorney right now, the.

reason he does that he feels left out. So, my client My client feels left out. in his own home. >> to learn it. >> Yeah, you know what? First of all, first. of all, order, order. >> Order, order, order. >> He feels left out in his own home. He's. got these three. women constantly. playing ping pong in the air with words. He knows none of it. >> And also, I feel like you're teasing me. >> Yeah, you are. >> You're talking behind my back with the. ping pong. >> You know what the word translated is? Yeah, Bobby's fat. >> Bobby's fat? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Bobby's fat. Bobby has a flat face. >> Why don't you teach us something so we. can learn cuz I would like to learn and. Bobby wants to learn, too. >> Yeah, so I'm just trying to mimic so I. can learn the language. So, I don't. think it is racist. >> you say this place is gross? >> Um. >> I know you said that before. >> "Hugaw didiwi.". >> Hugaw didiwi. >> Well, then. >> Ooh, you that was pretty close. >> Well, then go live somewhere else. >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. >> I'm trying to help you stop being. racist. >> stop. Go live somewhere rent free. somewhere else. >> [laughter]. >> Okay? >> that you somehow turned. >> AND I AND ALSO, HERE'S WHAT I DO.

>> UH-OH. >> YEAH. Here's what. Here's what. Here's what. >> Google Filipino hostels and see if his. address comes up. >> [laughter]. >> Do I not do this? I'll overhear you say. This is true. >> Oh my gosh. Okay. >> No. I overhear you say, "Yeah, I went to a. store and I'm just trying to do your. right accent. >> [laughter]. >> now. Yeah, I went to a store and uh". >> That's somehow more racist than the pop. pop pop. >> I know. >> [gasps]. >> And uh I couldn't There was a dress I. wanted, you know, it was $90 or.

whatever. I think I couldn't afford it. or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for. you? >> Breaks out the cash. >> me $100. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's I'm. allowed to go pop pop pop pop. >> I agree. >> Yeah, you can. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, and you can you can determine the. cost. So, every time he does it, there. should be like a swear jar. There should. be a racist jar at your house. So, every. time you pop pop pop, just put 50 bucks. in there. >> Yeah. Here's another thing that when you. said that that's racist, I looked at you. I looked at you and you were laying on. the couch and you did one of these faces. like.

>> [laughter]. >> Finally somebody said it. Which means. which means that you've been thinking. about it for years. >> Years. >> No. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Years and years. >> For years. >> No. >> Yeah, I apologize. >> Okay. >> Look at that. >> Yeah, but it's not going to stop. >> No. No, no, no. >> Well, Mama Mama thinks she's like a. slave to Tito Bobby. >> Yeah, and she's like, "Yeah, cuz oh my. >> Did I call her a slave? >> You did. You said you were going to whip. her. >> [laughter]. >> Well, Bob. I don't know if that's good.

>> "When I get home, I'm going to whip. you.". >> [laughter]. >> How do you say indentured servitude in. Filipino? >> Okay. In this context though. >> And you would let her sleep outside. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we. >> In the cat house? >> [laughter]. >> All right. Yeah, the cat house, yeah. So, can we Let's Can we go Can we go. back a little bit? I you know, I'm sorry. we're taking so much time on this, but. >> No, this is This is important. >> I Don't you think it is? All right, so. let's let's talk about context.

>> Yeah. >> Context is important. It's everything. >> It's everything. >> Context is everything. >> Isn't it? >> Yeah, it is. [laughter]. It sure is. >> Tell that. >> to Whoopi Goldberg who's in the X-Files. [laughter]. >> I wasn't his girlfriend. >> I know. Ellen. Ellen, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> So, here it is, okay? You You were got You guys were gone. >> Yeah. >> For a full 24 hours. >> lonely. >> No, that's not what it was. I was fine. with it. Let them go. >> Let them go. Let my people go. >> But, do the business first.

>> Ah. >> Right? >> Ah. >> So, I go to my. It's going to sound like. >> It sounds bad already. >> It's It's going to sound weird on my. part, but okay. I'm in the shower. They're gone for for a night, right? >> Okay. >> I get out of the shower. And I I open up the towel, right? Cabinet. No towels. >> Oh my god, the blasphemy. >> Right? And then I look at all the you. know where I hang the towels, no hanging. towels. >> Wow. >> So, I then had to go to the hamper, right? And get a dirty towel.

>> Woah. >> Yeah, yeah. >> That was used yesterday. >> That's No. Yeah, can I just say. something right now? I don't think. anyone's on my side right now. And. [laughter]. And what I want to say to you is You are. on my side? Is is that Yeah. >> Do you not check to see if there's a. towel prior to showering? >> No, because I just assume she's here. She's I'm going to open it up and. there's going to be a stack of Now, there's a stack of towels now, but like. right? >> No, there's another towel. cabinet. Why didn't you check that? >> Those Those are hand towels. >> [laughter].

>> No, no. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're hand towels. You know that they are. And I You're. trying to make me box me in a corner. >> Talk about a guy. >> What? >> You could use a hand towel on that. little body. [laughter]. Well, Goldie got you skinny, dog. You're. That's a hand towel body. I I I. understand that, but the fabric. >> the fabric is a little different with. hand towels. >> different, yes. >> Thank you so much. >> You're right. >> You are right. >> Here's another thing that happened. Now, this is going to sound even worse. >> [laughter]. >> All right. Yeah, but it's very important, okay? >> Your drinks? >> Yes. >> Your Red Bull? >> Yes. So, >> Someone's been drinking my Red Bull. >> No, that's not what it is. >> Someone's been using my towels.

>> That's not what it is. >> your This is your. >> I wake up the next morning. >> The little brown bears have stolen my. towels. [laughter]. And my Red Bull. >> And I I have a little fridge in my room. as one does. >> Love a little love a little love a. little fridge. >> It's also kind of very art deco-y like. 1950s. It's sexy. It's red. It's really. cute. Is it not? >> And who's allowed in there? >> What? >> Who's allowed in that fridge? >> No one. >> No one. >> That's right. >> Exactly. >> But no, the stalker needs to be there. Come on. >> [laughter].

>> Those that stalk. >> that stalks the fridge needs to. be there. >> Correct. >> Okay. >> It is like a hotel. >> It's a hotel. >> You're living in a hotel. >> Yeah, so I wake up, right? And I'm like. I immediately the first thing I do, I. don't wash my face, drink water, or. anything. I grab a sugar-free Red Bull. >> Smart. >> [laughter]. >> Smart. >> Dude, you you're really on my side on. this. >> 100%. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You need to wake. >> You're ride or die, huh? >> Always, dog. >> I love you, dog. >> up, you need what you need. And what was. in that fridge when you woke up? >> Nothing. >> Nothing.

>> Nothing. So now what do I have to do? >> You got to go downstairs. I'm sorry, sorry. You got to go down. >> up my door. >> [laughter]. >> Dude, I got to open up my door. >> Yeah. >> 28 ft. >> Yeah. >> to the fridge fridge. >> And then I have to And then I What else? I have a. protector. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I have a gigantic screen thing where I. have to like. >> You have a cage inside of your home? >> Because of the cats. >> I got it. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> Then and then I have to walk what? 20 ft. >> 28, we measured it. >> 28. >> 28 ft to go to the regular fridge.

>> And luckily there was a one left in. there. Without that though, I'd have to. go to the. >> to the pantry. >> pantry and get warm [laughter]. and get warm sugar-free Red Bull. >> You know, and this is the kind of. Let me Let me say something. >> Say it. >> You know, these people These people out. here are complaining about Iran and it's. like that's compared to this. This is a big deal. Whatever is happening over there. Yeah, you should. >> Yeah. >> Whatever's going on overseas, who cares? >> Yeah. >> This should be priority. You understand? This is much more important.

>> Yeah. >> And in conjunction with the sugar-free. Red Bull, right? That's when I would. threaten whip. >> That's right. >> [laughter]. >> You know, conventionally this this does. make sense. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I said, "I'm going to whip her when. she gets" It was a joke. You know that, right? >> was scared. >> I know. >> [laughter]. >> Because I actually have a whip. >> Well, you have a whip, yeah. That's. That's a little scary. >> You know, I did some practicing. I want. to whip the Indiana Jones one. You know. [laughter] what. >> You called it the Colly too. And then. the Colly told mama and she just got so.

scared. >> Well, I called her. I go, "Excuse me, what is going on in this day and age?". >> [laughter]. >> What is going on? >> In this day and age? >> In this day and age? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And so did was the problem solved? >> She came back way late, right? And then. she frantically did laundry. Yeah, and I didn't whip her. >> Good. >> Yeah. >> That's a big. >> That's a big. >> step. >> So that's why that happened. So what are. you accusing me of now?

>> Nothing. >> Yeah. >> That's right. >> I let you guys watch black people making. love on TV. >> [laughter]. [snorts]. >> What is What is that? >> I don't know what it is. >> called Insecure. It's so good, but so. funny. >> Oh, Issa Rae's show. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm. >> So funny. >> So black people are making love in your. living room. >> Yeah, yeah. >> And you have no Red Bull. >> No, dude. >> I'm telling you this this It's worse. We. should We This needs to be. >> I'm eating. >> to email Congress. >> Yeah, email Congress, dude.

>> Email from Carlos to. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> This is nuts. >> This is nuts. This should go before the. Epstein files. >> 100%. [laughter]. >> We should focus on this. Dear Pam Bondi. >> Yeah, yeah. >> You think that stuff's bad? >> Yeah. >> No towels, no Red Bull. >> Yeah. >> Black love in the living room. >> Here's a third thing, okay? The black people making love, okay? I. don't know what it is. >> Well, we do know. >> I'm play I know, but I was playing I was. eating life. What do I like to eat? Life. cinnamon life cereal. >> The best. >> It's the best. >> Cuz the milk afterwards is unmatched. >> unmatched.

>> Get yourself some cookies to dip. >> It's the best. >> Sometimes gram gram uh. >> What's that? >> Graham crackers? >> Golden Grahams. >> Golden Grahams. >> I do like Golden Grahams but I find that. life life milk is better than Golden. Graham milk. Golden Graham milk is a. little too sweet. >> Yeah. >> Cocoa Pebbles milk is good though. >> [laughter]. >> Well now we're going back to black love. >> Yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> All right but I wasn't doing Cocoa. Pebbles. Now if I was eating Cocoa. Pebbles and I saw black love. >> Fine. >> then it would all match. >> But you want [laughter]. You were eating cinnamon life. >> I mean it would be you know what I mean? It would kind of be like oh I'm in the. flow state of this.

>> [laughter]. >> I'm in the black you know what I mean? >> Cinnamon life you needed Latino love on. TV. >> Right right right. >> Latin. >> Latin Latin. >> Right. >> So I'm eating it and then I don't know. what they're watching, right? So I'm. eating my you know what I mean? Life and. then I look over the big. >> [laughter]. >> right? And I just see this black guy. just pummeling this girl. >> That's all I. >> I don't know what they're watching, right? And I go in the living ROOM AND. GO WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON AROUND. HERE? >> [laughter]. >> ALL RIGHT? TURN THAT OFF LADIES. >> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH.

IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. >> Is that your favorite? >> the thing is the the reason why I think. you were so angry by it was because the. guy that was making love in the scene. was not one of the hotter guys. >> Is that what bothered [laughter] you? >> Yes. >> It It's not It's because to me they're. like my grandkids. >> Right. >> And I'm like an old dad. >> don't want them watching this kind of. stuff. >> Yeah what in the hell is going on around. here? You know what I mean? She She lays in bed. >> The the link to this is to a pornography. site. So they're putting it up on porn. sites now?

>> Mhm. That's what I'm saying. >> Scenes from the film. Is it on HBO? >> Yeah. >> So they can do. they do full nudity? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah see I yeah and good for you girls. black love because it is black history. month so thank you for supporting I for. one I'm pro this. I think. >> I'm pro this too. >> I think this is a good time. >> [laughter]. >> I'm kidding. I was kidding. >> But in your living room you don't want. to see love making team. >> It just, no, it it it could have been. night, it could have been. Afghanis making love. It would have. been, it could have been, you know what. I mean? White people making love. It. doesn't matter. >> So if they were watching a show where. two white people are making love, you.

you think that it would have bothered. you as a. >> I'd I'd have to be eating. Wheaties. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Just. >> Yeah, yeah. For me to be, yeah. >> bran? >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Wheaties, if I was eating uh. Oh, yeah, like. cinnamon toast crunch. Gay. >> That's [laughter] all that's gay. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there were gay. stuff going on, then that would be. >> When you pour it out of the box, it. goes, "Hey.". >> Or Fruit Loops, or Fruit Loops. >> "Hungry?". >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Fruit Loops, that. >> Fruit Loops would be the one, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. >> the gayest cereal there is?

>> I think Fruit Loops. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, the colors. >> What's the straightest cereal there is? >> Oh, That's a good one, dude. Um. What's the [snorts] straightest, manliest. >> I would say. regular Cheerios, no Honey Nut. >> Mm. >> Just like wheat Cheerios. >> Yeah. >> Miserable. >> Porridge. >> Yeah, oatmeal. >> Oatmeal. >> That's a straight breakfast. >> Like steel-cut oatmeal is a straight man. with no, you know what I mean? Maple, no. raisins, no. >> Nothing. >> Nothing. Just straight-up steel.

>> Steel-cut oatmeal. >> Yeah, yeah. >> black coffee. >> Yeah. >> and a and a banana. >> Yeah. A and a You think a banana? >> That's kind of gay. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's gay, dude. >> See, I I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Fruit Loops, jam. >> Mm. >> Mm. >> tea. >> Yeah. >> That's a gay breakfast. >> What kind of tea? >> Tea. >> What kind of tea? >> Earl Grey. >> English breakfast? >> Ooh, either or. Or [laughter] or. >> "Hey, sweetie, what what kind of tea do.

you want this morning?". >> Mm, why don't you gray me up? It's a. gray day. >> Yeah, and what about English breakfast? >> You know I like British boys. >> Yeah, I know you do, cuz I'm British. HELLO. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, ANYWAY. >> AT GOING GAY. >> YEAH. We couldn't figure out a straight. breakfast. That's how gay we are. >> I know. >> We're like, "What do straight guys even. eat?". >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> Yeah, we're straight. >> [laughter]. >> This time around. >> These are You know what these girls are? >> Huh?

>> Um herbal or matcha. >> Oh, matcha. I like with the matcha every. >> What's UP WITH THE MATCHA? >> YOU KNOW WHAT the matcha does? >> Yeah, yeah. Matcha's so good. >> stinks. >> No, it doesn't. >> Yes, it's Yoda's breath. >> Yes, yeah, yeah. >> Matcha I had. >> Yeah. >> Towel no MORE THERE ARE. >> [laughter]. >> MATCHA MAKES YOUR BREATH. STINK. >> THAN COFFEE? >> WHAT? >> OKAY, coffee breath is bad, but matcha. breath exponentially worse because. matcha has that earthy It gets stuck.

back there. >> Yeah. >> It's gross, dude. I I. >> Actually, like earthy breath sounds. good. >> No. >> No, I don't like earthy breath. >> No, not earthy breath. >> tea breath. >> mint tea breath. >> Yeah, minty breath is good. >> So, like herbal mint tea, good breath. >> Yeah. >> Fine. >> Here's another thing she does is she. doesn't get like normal matcha. She has. to make it. >> So does my wife. Every day I hear. >> grinding. like like like like like yeah. yeah all that stuff. >> Just get it at Starbucks. >> Just buy it. >> Yeah yeah yeah just buy it Postmates it.

>> Support the local economy and buy it. >> Yeah yeah yeah. >> He'll buy it for you. >> Yeah. You have to go to. >> [laughter]. >> NymphTechToo or whatever land they they. get that matcha. >> NymphTechToo. Just [laughter] reach in there. >> Yeah, right. Reach yourself into the. Nymph. >> Yeah, it just got shipped from. NymphTechToo. You know what I mean? It's. I don't like it. >> Shopify. >> Here at Bad Friends, ladies and. gentlemen, we have an online business. And we use Shopify. Do you know why? We. only use the best here at Bad Friends. >> Yeah, we do. >> Get started with your own design studio. with hundreds of ready-to-use templates. Shopify helps you build and build a.

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>> about coffee, too. It's like. coffee even the way they make coffee. It's just get the powder and just stir. it. Folgers it. Folgers it. Yeah, not. you. You got to get the cylindrical thing. where you have to You know what I mean? >> [laughter]. >> You know what I'm saying? >> The drip? >> Not just the drip. The one that Don't. talk to me like that, young lady. >> [laughter]. >> Dude, as soon as as soon as her sister's. here, she gets real tooty. >> I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully. That's. >> You're bullying me.

>> Oh my gosh, let me tell you. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH. >> SHE'S SCREAMING AT ME. >> OH, WHAT I TELL YOU? >> FIRE WEEK. >> SHE'S BEEN A BULLY. >> GOSH, LITERALLY. >> Name me some. >> I've learned it's like so normal to me. now that I've learned not to even like. react to it. And she's like There would. be like I would accidentally throw her. sanitizer on the floor of her car and. she's like, "DON'T THROW THAT. THERE, you bitch." And she's And I'm. like, >> [laughter]. >> "Okay, chill.". >> Rudy. >> That car has to be protected. >> so grumpy lately.

>> Have you seen your car? >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> It's dirty. >> I can't believe it. >> You think it's a Benz? Yeah, yeah. >> I can make it dirty, not other people. >> Woah. >> Woah. >> So, you yell at her and you say, "Don't. put that there, you bitch.". >> Yeah, yeah. [laughter]. >> And then do you ever say, "I'm sorry. I. just don't like stuff on the floor." You. just let that ride? >> No, she just laughs, right? >> She's a bully. >> Yeah, yeah, you're a bully. >> Even last night while she was like. [snorts] trying to sleep and she was. snoring, I had to like wake her up and. say, "Stop snoring.". >> Yeah, why are you snoring so much? >> Because I haven't been getting a good.

sleep lately. >> Okay, you're allowed to. >> one night I slept properly and then she. was like, "Why the are you. snoring?". >> Well, you could have a deviated septum. or you could have sleep apnea. >> Mhm. >> You could be dying in your sleep and not. know it. >> Yeah. >> I think I have it. >> You think? >> Yeah, cuz sometimes I WAKE UP LIKE. >> [laughter]. >> THAT'S NOT GOOD, DUDE. >> NO, I HAVE A MACHINE. I DON'T. But I definitely I I got I got. a. >> I I do. >> I got I need one cuz I wake up like. >> I'm going to tell you, brother, it's. impossible to sleep with.

>> [laughter]. >> What, to look like Bane? I mean I. >> It's not just that, dude. Cuz if you get the nose one, right? Right? It's like. it's just air coming out of it, right? But like 3:00 in the morning you adjust. a little bit and then one of them things. comes comes [laughter] out, right? And. then all of a sudden. it's spraying in your eye. It's [laughter]. the worst. >> I mean you that you look like a cancer. patient. >> Yeah. >> Put that. >> You put that on. >> to get one. >> It's so hard. >> It's good for you. It's It's probably. going to save me from having a heart.

attack in my sleep. >> And then the water runs out of the. machine, right? So it makes this sound. like. >> Oh, like a like a humidifier. >> Yeah, yeah, but all the water's gone so. it's now like the the whatever the thing. is sucking up nothing. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> up from that and then you're mad. You. fill that up and you go to the fridge. AND THERE'S NO RED BULL! >> [laughter]. >> NO, NONE. >> IT'S CRAZY. What kind of world do we. live in, dude? >> It's chaos, man. >> Mama said sorry. >> Yeah. >> And I And I said, "Okay.".

>> Tell your mom I said hi. I love your. mom. One of the nicest people. >> Mama said she's a nice lady. >> She's so sweet and funny. She's going to. come back on the show. >> Well, I don't know about sweet. >> Well, to me she's sweet to me. >> yeah. She used to be a bully back in her. day, I heard. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What do you think she got it from? >> I know. >> And now she's imposing it on her so. she's going to be at some point. >> the worst. >> she'll turn into. >> Yeah, yeah. I'm a headliner. Don't ever say. I'm racist. >> [laughter]. >> But it's true. >> I'm an international headliner. You're.

calling me a racist in my face? You're. 17 years old. >> Yeah, what is So then what would they. be? Micers? Open micers in your house? >> They're not even comics. They're not in. the same realm. >> Well, in this world they'd have to be if. you're a headliner. Otherwise you're. just Tito. >> Yeah. >> So it's like you're an open micer. >> Pay your dues. You got to pay your. >> You got to pay your dues, man. You know? >> your dues. >> But yeah, I will try to curb some of the. racism. I really No, I'm being real. >> I'd rather you not. >> Cuz when she said it it felt real. >> Say it the way you said it. >> It was funny though. >> Yeah. >> Say it the way you said it. >> That's racist. And he was like he just.

screamed at me cuz you know. >> Fairy butt, that's racist. >> Yeah, yeah. Your face was very like. >> Yeah, it felt like different. I was like. >> Have you ever been racist to him? >> I have never been racist to him. >> Never? >> No, she hasn't. >> Rudy? >> No, I don't even think about it. >> Rudy's a. >> [laughter]. >> Is that racism? I MEAN THAT. >> NO, see that's all racist. Everyone can. be. >> She's so rude to me. >> No, I'm not. I. >> You're just it Here's what you are.

>> Aw. >> Rudy. >> It's like we you know, we met on like. Craigslist and you're like can I get a. room? >> roommate. >> Yeah, roommate. [laughter] You know what. I mean? So we don't have anything in. common. It's like good morning good. morning. You know what I mean? It was. there's nothing. >> That sucks. >> I tried to connect with you. I told you. to watch the Knights of the Seven. Kingdoms. And you don't want to watch it. >> Well, I know I. >> So good. >> Did What did I say, Jules? >> You said. did I say? [laughter]. >> You said you'd wait for the whole. episode to [snorts] be out.

>> I've I learned my lesson from Game of. Thrones. >> But to connect we can watch it together. >> Yeah, we tried. With Plurbus. And you said I don't want to watch it. anymore. >> Plurbus. >> I did too. They stopped watching it. I. go let's watch. No, no, we don't want to. watch. Who's scared? >> boring. >> No, it's not boring. You're boring. >> Yeah, it's not boring. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> But this show I heard great. >> you don't like it cuz there's white love. in it. >> Yeah. >> Well, the also the the the other day. they saw an episode and they all all. three of them were on the couch crying.

>> At what TV show? >> That show, the new Game of Thrones show. >> You were crying at this? >> Yeah. >> And I I and then you kind of revealed. certain things. >> No, we didn't. >> No, we didn't. >> You you said somebody died. >> No, but. >> Yeah, she said something happened. >> Well, mama said someone died. >> Yeah, yeah, >> [laughter]. >> something someone died. And I'm like, people die in this? You ruined IT FOR. ME. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY WAS GOING. TO DIE. >> OF THRONES, EVERYONE dies every episode, but I'm like, YOU RUINED IT.

>> [laughter]. >> SPOILER ALERT. >> SO, George R. R. Martin wrote all this. >> No, these are. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he did. He wrote the book, right? >> Oh, he did. >> But did he write He doesn't He didn't. write any of the screenplays for this. >> No. >> No. >> consultant. >> Which means they call him once in a. while. >> I think he reads all of these ones. >> But they changed the out of it, you. know that, right? >> It's not like the book. >> They changed a lot. >> Well, they have to They have to juice it. up for TV. >> Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> How many books has he written in total? I mean, do we have a a more prolific.

writer than this guy that in one. category? I mean, truly though. He's written. published five. and seven [snorts] total planned. I haven't even read five. >> But that's just for Game of. >> [laughter]. >> I haven't read five books. >> That's for just Game of Thrones. >> No, that's what I'm saying. Five of. those. I'm I'm saying not other books. I'm saying just those. How do you have. seven books of those in you? How do you. >> He's so good. He's so He's He's a. killer. >> Pull up a photo of him, by the way. And. And this is how you know. how you're not a writer.

If I ever I'm like, am I a writer? And. then I look at that picture and I go, nah, I'm not a writer. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> What do you mean? >> I'm a comedian. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Some people are meant That man is meant. to do this. >> Yeah. >> God put him on Earth for this thing. You. What was he at What else was he going to. do? >> Yeah. And when you get old, there's a. lot of options, but he chose that. option. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> But the whimsical the whimsical one. >> man. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Well, because even his clothing is. mysterious.

>> I think that's what it is. >> Right? Like his clothing seems like it's. of a different time. >> think he smells good? >> 100%. >> I don't know. I truly I think. >> I thought about you the other day. I. went into the scent store and I thought. about you. >> Which one on Larue? >> No, in the row. >> On the row. >> Scent store in the row. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Ugh, dude. >> Did you get anything? >> I got a couple magical things. >> I doubt it's a great store. >> to say no. The problem is you I used to. think you opened my brain. I used to. think you got to have a signature scent. That's what you smell like. That's who. you are. Now, dude, I'm collecting. I'm. collecting scents. >> It's so fun.

>> It's so fun. >> Cuz you want to smell like a different. thing today. That's our fantasy. >> I do combo you do I learn combos from. you. >> See, I'm it's combo combo's good, but. it's only works to me if a shirt already. had the old smell. >> Yeah. >> And then you put the new smell with it. and then you feel it. If I do two at. once, two difference, it's harder. >> Do you put it after eating the Fruit. Loops? >> [laughter]. >> Was that for the students? You're trying to You're trying to kill. for the students? >> Yeah, [laughter] yeah. >> Do you spread it after eating the Fruit. Loops? >> In his mind.

>> [laughter]. >> he was like, this is going to crush. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. PLEASE DON'T CUT that off. >> No, [laughter] leave it. >> Can I Can I say tell you what I did? >> Mhm. >> When you told me about Le Labo and you. have two scents, you wouldn't tell me. what it was. >> yeah. >> I went to three Le Labos to ask if you. go there. >> OH [laughter] MY GOD. >> YEAH, AND I couldn't FIND THE ONE. YEAH, and I go, hey, I do a podcast. called Bad Friends. Yeah. Does a. red-headed guy, Andrew Santino, ever. come in here? They're like, no. I mean, we know who who he is. He never comes in. here.

Cuz I wanted to I wanted to find that. person so they think that. >> So they think. >> Oh, yeah. Because I'm going to find out. >> Well, cuz fun What's funny is when I. walk into a place like I I went to a. place that we both frequent but we're. never there at the same time. >> Yeah. >> And then I'll order something and. they'll go, "Bobby ordered that. yesterday.". >> What What place is you know? >> I'll tell you later. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. >> But it is funny cuz we go to the same. spots at different times, but then the. the guys know. >> Alfred's? >> Huh? >> Alfred's? >> No. No. No. No. I'll tell you. I'll tell. you. >> [laughter]. >> But we go to a little spot and and they. always go, "Bobby was just here.".

>> Yeah. >> Like literally 2 hours ago. Now I'm. like, "Really? What did he get?". >> Yeah. >> Just want to know your order. You know. what I was going to do to you? I was. going to do the Oprah thing where I paid. for your next. pay it forward and the guy was like, "I. don't even know how to do that.". >> Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz I was like, "What if I give you. cash?" And then he was like, "Well, then. I'll just keep the tip.". >> Yeah. >> like, "Okay. Never mind.". >> Or maybe buy a gift card but keep it on. the side. >> Uh the gift card's actually smart. I. should. >> Maybe. I don't know. >> Maybe I should have done that. That's. smart actually. >> Yeah. >> I'd buy myself a little gift card for. you next time. >> Yeah. Maybe. >> My little sweet prince. >> You know, I I've been eating the same.

You ever get into meal kicks where. you're like um. I've just been eating the same thing all. week over and over. >> I like it, I'm going to keep ordering. it. >> Yeah, so what What have What have you. been. >> Well, lately because it's been cold and. rainy, I've had so much ramen I'm I'm. I'm I'm starting to ramen out. Although. I know you're you're more you're more of. pho than ramen, right? >> No, udon. >> Udon, that's right. >> Yeah. I'm a udon guy, but. >> I'm ramen guy. I'm full on ramen. >> Mine is duck. >> Huh? >> Bul. >> Now, is that racist? >> That was Korean.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That was pretty racist. >> [laughter]. >> It was? Do you find it Okay. >> [laughter]. >> What's racism? >> Mhm. That's a good question. >> really good Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I'm actually asking. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We don't. >> To you. I mean, is that Okay. The thing. that I did, is that the most racist. thing you've seen me do? >> No. >> Okay. >> [laughter]. >> I've been to your show. >> Wait a minute. >> my stand-up is racist? >> Kind of. And that's why.

That's why you have to like okay. roughing a few feathers. >> Does he say that? >> He does. Like something like that. >> Yeah, yeah, I do do that. >> You say roughing a few feathers right. after you do a NATIVE AMERICAN JOKE? >> [laughter]. >> SORRY, I'M ROUGHING A FEW FEATHERS. >> BUT I don't say that in those cases. I. say it when it's like it the joke is so. edgy it gets more of a groan. >> When people go oh. >> Yeah, yeah, I go all right, you know.

what I mean? >> racist or edgy you're it's fun. >> I think it's fun. >> What's a joke that you heard him say. that made you. >> No, I don't want to hear cuz I want to I. have a special cuz. >> Oh, that's true. >> Do you be honest, do you find me funny. on stage? >> I do find you funny. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> You know that. What do you mean? She might have different she's a Mulaney. fan. I don't know. She's like. >> Who is your. >> someone more prolific. >> Who is your favorite comedian? >> Mhm. >> She doesn't watch. >> watch comedy. >> But if you but like in your mind, who do. you like? >> I like Quen Blackwell. You guys don't know her.

>> Quen Blackwell? >> Quen [laughter] Blackwell. Quen. >> Oh, oh Quendalin. Quendalin Blackwell. >> Mhm. >> She does stand-up comedy? >> No, she's just funny. >> actress. >> Yeah, yeah, that's we're talking about. stand-up comedy. >> Well, I don't watch any stand-up. comedian. >> Let me throw you some legendary. stand-ups see if you've heard of them. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I'm just curious. >> Yeah, that's a good call. >> Yeah, your generation. >> Yeah. >> Richard Pryor. Unbelievable. >> Never heard of him. >> Never even heard of him. >> Wow. >> Wow. Robin Williams.

>> Familiar. >> Say genie. >> [laughter]. >> Yes, he is. >> Did you do a did you do a are you doing. half English was that say genie? >> [laughter]. >> You just say the genie. >> Yeah. >> It's so funny when it's in another. language it's the same. >> Yeah. >> Say genie. >> Yeah. >> Just say the genie. It's the genie in a. lamp. >> Say wizard. >> Is that something? >> [laughter]. >> You just put a she before any word? >> She wizard. >> The genie he was the genie. How about Eddie Murphy? >> Familiar.

>> Okay, familiar. >> He's the donkey in Shrek. >> [laughter]. >> The donkey, the donkey. >> is the donkey in Shrek. >> is the donkey in Shrek. >> I swear to god. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yes. >> Um. >> And and. Well, they'll never know, Mike Myers. >> No, not no, no. >> Do you know who that is? >> He's not a stand-up, though. >> He's the He is Shrek. >> I don't believe that. Oh. >> Okay. What are you queuing on? What is going. on? >> [laughter]. >> He was the donkey. He was on Saturday. Night Live. >> George Carlin. >> Mm. No. >> There's no way. There's no way. Wow. >> Well, I mean.

>> That's incredible to me. >> It's got Here's the problem, it has to. touch new generations. So, it has to be. some Which which is why Mike Myers is. funny cuz he would I mean, did you ever. like Austin Powers? >> Yeah. I don't know what that is. >> Wow. Wow. Dane Cook. That's incredi- Wow. Sarah Silverman. Wow. That's incredi- Louis C.K. Wow. What what. Dave Chappelle. >> Yeah. >> You know him. You've got to know him. >> Oh, you've got to know him. >> Dave has touched multiple generations. >> Well, that's interesting. Have you heard. of these people?

>> A couple. >> Probably from us talking about it over. the years. She's probably heard some of. them. >> Wow. So, then if you're not in What are. you You're in a music, though. >> Yeah, I'm in. >> Like what bands do you like right now? Inform us about. >> Chappell Roan. >> Not really. >> Okay. >> Why? Why not? >> Uh I don't know. She I'm just not that. into pop. >> Okay, good. Good for you. >> Yeah. BB they love, though. >> Who? >> BB. >> BB King? I love him. >> [laughter]. >> Bad Bunny. >> OH, YEAH. >> [screaming]. [laughter]. >> I LOVE. >> YOU LOVE HIM, RIGHT? >> MHM. >> SO, WHY WHY DO YOU love him?

>> [clears throat]. >> He's hot. He's so talented. >> Stop, stop. The first thing they said. >> He's hot. >> Yeah. This is what the youth They don't. give a about his music. >> to me. >> They like that he's hot. >> Yeah. >> They like that he's a hot guy. >> all his music is about sex. >> Yeah. >> Look at him. >> When I was a kid, I liked Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. >> [laughter]. >> LOOK UP JOE COCKER, DUDE. We didn't do. it by Yeah, we We didn't do it. by looks. >> [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? We did it by art. Look at that guy. Okay? >> Dude, look at Phil Collins. Yeah, Phil.

Wait, do Phil Collins and somebody wrote. Phil Collins. >> [cough and clears throat]. >> Phil Collins managed to make bangers and. and was a multi-millionaire and dressed. like a computer tech salesman. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, look at this Look at this guy. He looks like he works for Apple. >> Yeah. >> And he was a legend. You don't know who. Phil Collins is. >> No. >> He sings the Tarzan. >> Yes. Good for you. >> WOW. >> YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE GENERATION. >> to touch it It's got to be. animation then. >> It's got to be Well, there he there he. is. That's McCown, by the way. >> Yeah.

>> [laughter]. >> If McCown starts losing his hair, that's. 100% McCown. >> Phil Collins or Bad Bunny, looks-wise? >> Bad [laughter] Bunny. >> Okay. All right, so what else? What else. is it we like? >> That's interesting though. That's. interesting that you see the hot part, but you don't really love his music. You. just like that. he's Give me your Give me your favorite. song. >> Did he do me reggaeton? I loved the Sing. it. >> [snorts]. >> Sing it. Did he do me reggaeton? >> You're being racist. >> [laughter]. >> You're being racist right now, dude.

How does that feel? It doesn't feel good, DOES IT? >> I'M STILL TRYING. >> I'M MIMICKING YOUR LANGUAGE and you're. mimicking him AND IT'S ALL. >> WE'RE WE'RE trying to say the lyrics. >> Yeah. >> I'm trying TO SAY YOUR LANGUAGE, ALL. RIGHT? YEAH. >> He's trying to communicate to you. >> Go back to Phil Collins. >> [laughter]. >> I'm going to ask something a question. That one specific photo. >> That pink one. Such a good picture. That. was an album. >> All right, if if Bad Bunny's music came. out of him, would you like it as much? >> Him speaking Spanish? >> Yeah, just suppose that he's saying the.

Bad Bunny music, [laughter] all right? >> He sings Tarzan all in Spanish. >> He does that, right? He does that, right? Would you still be. like, "Oh my god, Bad Bunny. That's Bad. Bunny." You would like him still? >> Chewing in front of the trees, swinging. in front of the trees on the holiday. >> [laughter]. >> I swing in front of the trees. >> Would you? >> I mean, I would like the music. >> wouldn't like him as. >> yeah. Yeah, I would like the. >> wouldn't. He wouldn't. >> There's no way. >> He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl. That's for sure. >> play the Super Bowl. >> No chance. >> Yeah, yeah. There's no way, dude. >> No chance. >> If Kid Rock sang Bad Money music, you.

wouldn't like Bad Money the music. >> That is true. >> Yeah. >> 100%. >> So it's about the looks. It's all. >> Give me some. >> It's not art. >> Give me someone else that you love right. now. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I like Malcolm Todd. >> Malcolm Todd. Malcolm Todd. >> So what? Yeah, she She doesn't like him. I think he's so cute. >> Okay, now here we're talking. >> [laughter]. >> Now we're talking. >> I mean, he he looks like an indie rock. artist. >> Yeah. >> And he is. Yeah, he. >> But his music must be good then. Yeah, yeah. >> Well, no, but look at him with the. shaved head there and the other one.

He's He's Yeah, he's got the sex appeal, too. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. That's. >> Yeah, yeah. >> See, the other indie picture is for his. male fans. So the the photographers are. like, "We got to take some of these so. guys can feel that you've got the indie. vibe." But then the then somebody then a. stylist goes, "Shave your head so we can. get the girls wet." That's still. [clears throat] That's what this is. >> hot, though. >> You have to sell all the sides. >> Yeah. Wait, is that his girlfriend? >> Got to be. >> Yeah. >> That's That's the deal. >> That's the deal. Hmm, interesting. So you got aesthetics is very important. to you.

>> It's number one, apparently, for them. >> It's not good. >> No, cuz. >> It has nothing to do with the art. >> Art first. >> Oh, Joji's very good. >> Who's Joji? He's got to be. Have you heard of Joji or any of these. people? >> Goji Joji? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I like his berries. >> Yeah. >> Okay, here we go. >> Joji. >> Yeah. Yeah, he could be a Corleone. Corleone. >> Well, he does have the eyes. He's got. the Italian eyes. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could. be like He'd give you Fredo's son. >> Yeah, give you an offer you can't. refuse. I'm Joji. >> Yeah, yeah. See, but he's he's cute, though, still. >> This is the problem. They don't have any.

ugly stars. >> You don't. >> We had a lot of ugly music stars. >> All of them were ugly. >> my thing. They're See, look, even when. he takes an okay photo, you still see it. underneath there. >> Yeah. >> He's still got the thing. >> I mean, Harry Styles is balding. I still. like his music. >> still handsome. >> Oh my god, are you kidding? He's the. hottest guy in the world right now. That's Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um. >> See, he's still handsome. >> Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on Earth. >> [laughter]. >> Just look it up. Ugliest man on Earth, okay? >> Don't Google Andre's. That's me. >> Let's just go to that the fifth one,

right? Yeah, that guy, right? >> a face. This dude That's That's that. competition. >> Okay, let Okay, let's No, let's go to. that guy right there the fourth the one. the fourth the last one on the first. row. This guy right here, okay? >> [laughter]. >> This guy right here saying Harry Styles. music, would you like it? >> I think I'd still like it. >> No, you wouldn't. >> I think I would. >> No, you would not. >> incredible about this? Imagine this man. calling his agent being like, "Can you. make sure that I'm not on the UGLIEST. MAN LIST?". >> [laughter].

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Yes, you don't like art. >> But they but but. >> And and the stuff that you want is just. pop. It's garbage. It's pop garbage. >> It's pop. It's relevant pop. You know what I mean? >> But you can't blame them because now art. doesn't come along with music. Music is. just music. There is no there's no album. covers that they like anymore. There's. no they don't get to touch it anymore. >> Yeah. >> So when you stop touching it you don't. care about it. So they why would they. care? Can you name Can you show Can you. tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last.

album cover of his record? >> It's two chairs. >> Mhm. >> outside. >> on the grass. >> on the grass and then with a banana. >> That's interesting. That's good that and. a banana. >> [laughter]. >> He had a banana. >> Was he eating breakfast? >> It was he had Yeah, that's pretty cool. >> It's very cool. >> Oh, that's cool. >> Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the. banana tree? >> Yeah, yeah. >> it sound like there's one single banana. >> Yeah, yeah. [laughter]. I put this banana IN MY BUTT. I PUT this banana in my butt. >> You would love that song. >> Yeah. >> Banana in my butt. There's a banana in. my butt. >> Yeah.

>> Hey hey. >> Hey, my auntie said banana in your butt. Not anymore. [laughter]. >> They love they love this guy. >> They love. >> The kids love this guy. This is why. there was a disconnect. This is why all. the people got mad at the Super Bowl. Cuz older people this isn't for. us. >> Mhm. >> It's not made for us. >> But are we now. >> Yeah brother you're 54. I'm 43. It's. over. >> Yeah, get off my lawn. Am I him? No, you know what it is? WHERE'S MY RED. BALL? That's the new get off my lawn. [laughter]. Where are MY TOWELS? >> MY TOWELS? >> THAT'S THE NEW GET OFF MY. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT. AND I'M MAD. >> 100%.

>> Oh my god. I want to be cool. But you. know what the thing is is like when. Harry Styles' first album came out, right? I bought it. >> Sure. >> Yeah, because I want to learn about new. you know, um. >> That's cool. >> Yeah. >> to hear it. >> Geese, new band, right? >> Geese. >> Yeah, I I listened to it. >> They're great. >> Yeah, yeah, Turnstile. I I I try to like. and I like those bands. I think they're. very What? >> dip back to the old school. >> But the problem is is that I have the. weight of knowledge and of it, right? Of the history of it. >> Yeah. >> And I can compare what's new to what.

before came before it. They don't do. that generation. >> it's now. It's right now. >> Yeah. It's like when I was in in the. '80s or whatever, I still listened to. the late '60s bands. >> Sure. >> and still modern music. I like Depeche. Mode and there was a band called the. band called the Fugs. >> It's a great name. >> In the '60s New York, no one knew about. these guys. But I liked the Fugs. It was like low-fi. kind of street music, you know what I. mean? And there was.

so good. But my point is is that and so. then I can listen to like someone like. Daniel Johnston, you know, who had the. same kind of and just compare the two. >> Yeah. >> But these they just. >> It's new. >> They ingest whatever that's on, but I. don't think that's an old thing for me. >> No, it's. >> I think it's it's it's it's I'm a. curious person. >> But it's also because you came from a. generation it's just because. >> How bored they [laughter] are. >> Yeah, never mind. Let's move on. >> Let's move on, yeah. Um how are you guys. doing in the Winter Olympics, the. Philippines?

>> They're kid They actually have a medal. >> Did Do they really what? >> Yeah, do a medal count for the. Philippines. >> Yes. Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count. >> I'm I'm being mean again, huh? >> No, brother, look at that. They got. No, they got zero. Never mind. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Never mind. I thought they were going to get one. I thought they were going to get one. >> I wanted one, too, for you. >> Me, too. >> Yeah. >> Well, there's a Filipino tennis player. that's really good. >> Yeah, that's at the Winter Olympics, is. [laughter] it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> There's no winter IN THE PHILIPPINES, SO.

WHY WOULD WE JOIN? >> [laughter]. >> You're competing. >> No. >> South Korea, shout out to Korea, has. seven total medals, two gold, two bronze. two silver. >> But we have snow, that's not fair. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, that's not fair. We have. snow. >> Yeah. >> Also, it's very small little country. We're still we're getting stomped, aren't we? >> It's. still pretty good. >> No, cuz look go do just Olympic medal. count in general. Don't have to do. American. Cuz look at what Norway's cruising right. now. They got 34. >> Wow. >> Yeah, we're getting smashed. We'll never.

catch up with them. >> We're second, though. That's good. >> Yeah, but 34 is we'll never catch that. Yeah. No chance. >> How's Spain doing? >> Also, they have 16 golds to our nine. >> How's Spain doing, bud? >> Yeah, where's Spain? You got two. >> [laughter]. >> You got two, that's good. >> got a gold. Click on it. What was the. gold for Spain in? >> Yeah. Mispronouncing words. >> [laughter]. >> Is that a competition? >> Wait, what did you guys get a gold in? It doesn't say, huh? >> Oh, you did in ski mountaineering. So, we just said to show you about the. mountain. >> [laughter].

>> I will show you this is a mountain, that. is a mountain. >> Yeah. >> And these are all snow mountains. >> [laughter]. >> Gold medal. >> Yeah. Was Magellan Spanish? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, that's what it's about. >> 100%. >> Yeah, man. Exploring. >> Yeah, you got a gold in the exploring, good. >> [laughter]. >> Let's go over there. They send us. >> They send the Spaniards to just check. out the hills. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Uh go check how it's looking. It looks. good. >> You guys are good at that. Yeah, exploring. >> The Pinto de Santa Maria, that's you, right? >> [laughter]. >> The Pinto. The Pinto, the Fort Toros,

that was you guys. >> That's what I thought. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You know what it was? It was because. Well, they were obsessed with No, they. wanted to own the world. The Spanish. thought they were going to take over. everybody. >> We did. >> Yeah, for a very short amount of time. Cool it out, okay? >> In centuries. >> Yeah, you didn't go up you didn't get. any of us. >> Close. >> You got close. >> California was us. >> But you didn't get us. You didn't get. us, okay? You didn't get us in total. >> Yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah. >> You did your best. >> You guys know about that history? >> Lapu Lapu killed Magellan.

>> They definitely got you guys. Yeah. >> What what happened? Tell me the history. here. >> So Magellan went to Cebu. >> Magellan went there, too? >> Yeah. >> What the. >> Well, he was into scuba DIVING AND. STUFF. >> [laughter]. >> OH, he was? >> He was a huge diver. Magellan loved. diving. >> He wanted to find that tree creature and. the with the smoking [laughter] a. cigarette or whatever. Yeah, WHAT IS IT CALLED? WHAT'S THAT GUY. IN THE TREE? >> KAPRE. The Kapre. Yeah, yeah. He was. Magellan. He was looking for the. [laughter] Kapre. >> Magellan and his boys are just drinking. and he's like, "I'm going to find.

Kapre.". "I will find him.". Magellan went down to Cebu. What. happened? >> And then what happened? >> the great like warrior chief um Lapu. Lapu. >> Lapu Lapu. Look up Lapu Lapu. I've never. heard of him. >> [laughter]. >> I had that last night at dinner. Lapu Lapu. >> Yeah, yeah. >> What happened? I don't want to look. Don't look it up. I want them to tell. the story. >> Yeah, yeah. I just want to look up No. one looks it up later. >> went to Cebu. He ran into Lapu Lapu. >> Yeah, Magellan was like, "Oh, this is. going to be our land." And then Lapu. Lapu was like, "No." And so they fought.

and then he killed Magellan. >> Wow. >> Wow, so Magellan was killed by Lapu. Lapu. >> Yeah, I think he was also hiding under. the water and then like there was like A. SURPRISE ATTACK. >> [laughter]. >> FILIPINO FOLK FOLKLORE. >> YEAH. >> He was hiding under the water. >> [laughter]. >> holding his breath. for 3 days. Lapu Lapu holding his breath for 3 days. >> Yeah, yeah. >> And appear. >> Yeah. >> So wait, Lapu Lapu was in the water.

hiding waiting to kill Magellan. >> There's like. >> That's Lapu Lapu. Shout out to Lapu. Lapu. >> at Lapu Lapu. >> And by the way, shout out to all the. Filipinos. We. love you guys. >> We love Look at Lapu Lapu. Do you know. to with Lapu Lapu? >> That's why Magellan got caught got. clipped cuz this guy wasn't. around. I I I. I like dude. He was big as. >> I have OCD. Why I uh an extra Lapu on. there? >> Lapu Lapu Lapu. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Comedies in threes. >> Lapu Lapu Lapu. >> So, Lapu Lapu Can we get a Can I get. shirts? Can we get Lapu Lapu shirts? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, there's a There's a movie?

>> Want to watch it. >> a city. >> Well, right. >> Yeah, we know that, but yeah. >> He owned the place. >> Yeah. >> Who played Lapu Lapu? >> There's no one. Okay. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Scroll down. It's got to be a cast on. there. >> [laughter]. >> Who played him? >> Don't do Don't do this, dude. >> Don't do this. >> I want to know. >> You You You're looking FOR ROBERT. REDFORD? >> [laughter]. >> DANIEL STERN played Lapu Lapu? [laughter]. Wait, who did. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Now now uh Lito Lapid is the senator in. the Philippines. Is he a descendant of.

Lapu Lapu? Are any other descendants of. Lapu Lapu now leaders? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> You could maybe you share Lapu Lapu. blood. >> Maybe. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> That'd be fabulous. >> so sick. >> imagine if you and I do our bloodlines, we'll have no nobody from our bloodline. will have done anything important. >> Yeah. >> Nothing. >> You never know that though. >> Dude, I come from potato farming. >> Yeah, but the greatest potatoes you've. ever had. Probably. >> We took second. >> Yeah, okay, okay. >> [laughter]. >> All right. >> To the McConnells. >> All right. >> To the McKinleys and the McConnells and. the O'Donnells.

And the Corkerys. You know McCon-. McConnell comes from great potato. lineage. >> Oh, they do? >> Look at his face. He looks like a. potato. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> A sweet potato. >> Do you guys know about your lineage or. no? >> No. >> Yeah. >> Well, you Well, you don't need What do. you didn't do the blood 23 and me. anything. You swabbed the Never, right? Now, see, Filipinos are smart. They. don't play that game. >> But there's no long-lost cousin that you. want to find or anything like that? >> No. >> You want to be related to somebody so. bad. >> I do. >> I know you. >> You have brothers and sisters you've. never met, right? >> Yeah, in Korea. >> How many?

>> Two sisters. >> And you've never met them? Do you Do you Do you think they know who. you are? >> I don't think so. >> What are the chances that they'll watch. this show? >> Yeah, they're they're not your sisters. >> No. >> And they're her sisters. >> How many total are there from from you. guys' mom and dad separately? Like in total, how many kids are there? >> Uh 1 2 5. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> And you don't know the two of them. >> No. >> Do you know how old they are? >> I think they're like maybe around eight. >> Mhm. >> 10.

>> But they have two brothers. >> Mhm. >> That I know. >> Where are they? >> They never come out. >> They're huge now. >> Well, they're lapu-lapu size. >> Yeah, yeah. And they speak English everything. I. mean I just thought. >> they do in the Philippines? >> [laughter]. >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS RACIST. THAT FELT. RACIST TO ME. >> WAS. >> That was racist. >> What do they eat for breakfast is a. better question. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> So what do the brothers what do they do. in the Philippines? >> They're still in school. >> Yeah, or high school. >> Yeah. >> Teenagers. >> Mhm. >> Are they funny?

They should come to the show. >> Yeah, yeah, I would love to cuz we would. love them on the show. >> This show has basically become the. Filipino Big Brother. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, who's leading the podcast world with. Filipinos? This show. >> Uh-huh. >> This has got to be We could be, we could. be. >> Honestly, I'd love it. >> Yeah. >> We should get a more Filipino cast. >> Some some fans went to your mom's uh. >> Yeah, I saw. >> Wait, we had fans go to your mom's. restaurant? >> Yeah. >> Bakery. Bakery. >> What? >> What? >> That's so cool. >> What do you mean they went this guy? >> Yeah. >> Let me see. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Is that me? >> I'm Bobby mom.

>> Oh my god. >> [laughter]. >> Wow. >> Oh my god. >> There's kids hitting sheep and goats. >> [laughter]. >> What the. >> [laughter]. >> I bought like one of everything, four of. some things, two of some things. And it all cost like a dollar 70. >> Okay. [laughter] It's amazing. >> Yeah. >> Oh, it does look really good. >> got to look good. >> Ooh, pause. Go back. >> What? >> Go back. What is that What is that.

pastry on the bottom that's like What is. that one? Like the pink roll? >> That's not budika. That's not I forgot. I think it's like a variation of burek. though. >> But is that like raspberry or fruit? What's inside it? Why is it that color? >> I think it's just dyes. >> Goat blood. >> [laughter]. >> You don't goat blood roll. You don't. ever want to take over the store and and. and. >> I would. >> pass down generations. >> in it before. >> Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is going to. open up a bakery in in in. Austin, we should open up Honey 2 here.

in this here in LA for her mom. >> Yeah. >> I would 100% do that just so we could. compete with Segura and shut down his. little croissant-ery. >> I bet you. >> I want to do that too. >> do a Honey 2.0. >> Honey 2.0. >> Do your mom's bakery here. >> Yeah. What's the bakery called? >> Honey's. >> Honey's bakery. >> Honey's bakery? We'll do it Honey's. bakery here. >> Honey's Honey's bakery LA and it's all. good. >> It'll be more elevated. I don't want to. say it. >> [laughter]. >> I THINK THE FLOWER WE'RE GOING TO USE IS. NO, IS THAT RIGHT? Feel wrong?

>> WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> [laughter]. >> CAN I PLEASE. >> YOU'RE DOING IT. >> NO, I'M NOT DOING IT. >> YOU'RE DOING IT. >> I FEEL LIKE I'M DROWNING. >> NO, you're doing it. >> to back me up here. >> Yes, can we use elevated ingredients? >> the I mean you WANT TO SHIP. >> [laughter]. >> LET'S JUST BRING THAT THE DYES AND. EVERYTHING. >> WE HAVE TO STICK to the ingredients. >> The recipes. >> Yeah, but we have those ingredients. here. >> Not like this you don't. >> Oh, you don't? >> No, no. >> Okay. >> No, that's copyright toenails they mush. into there. [laughter]. It's different. I would actually love to.

open up a Filipino bakery, employ your. mom, family members, people from the. Philippines, bring Filipino cuisine. here. >> That'd be cool. >> love I actually would love it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Cuz then. then we could beat Segura. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> And wouldn't that be nice to just like. trample it? It'd be like, "Oh, yeah, you. did good, Tom.". >> We don't have to compete we'd have to. buy, you know what I mean? Like open up. a store across the street from his. store. >> In Austin? >> In Austin. >> But I want it here in LA so we can. >> But the only way to beat him really. >> is to open up a country. >> is to close him down. >> Okay, so how about this? I'm not even. kidding.

>> Yeah. >> What if we do a pop-up Honey too? Across that we do a pop-up shop just for. fun to see how it goes across the. street. >> you and I definitely have we promote it. We definitely have to show we have to. show up every day. >> We'll spend a week down there promoting. signage that says don't support two. bears support bad friends. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And the bad friends family. >> Yeah, I like it. >> I would I honestly would love to do. that. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> I think it'd be so fun. >> Now would he be mad you think? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> No, he wouldn't give a. >> Yeah, I don't think he would give a. It'd be fun. >> All right, well look, let's say goodbye. to the girls. They got to go.

Rudy's got to go to school. >> We got to come back though. You're not. going to come back or no? >> She will. >> I'm going to be here for 4 months. >> do you like doing this podcast? >> We love having you guys on the show. >> Give them a round of applause. >> Give them a round of applause for the. girls. >> [applause and cheering]. >> Wonderful stuff. >> So thank you to our our our girls for. coming back. We love them. Our our. Filipino friends. And today once again. fancy has foisted the Quinnipiac kids on. us. >> Wait, wait, yeah, bad friends. >> send in send in the weirdest one.

Should we talk to one of these send in. one of the weirdos. Weirdest one. Give. me the weirdest one. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect. >> Sit in the blue chair. >> Look at this guy. >> He dressed up by the way all these kids. dressed up for the first time in any of. the classes that have come here of all. the Quinnipiac classes that have come. here these kids all wore dress up. clothes. >> Yeah, I've never seen them so dressed. up. >> Yeah, what's your name sir? >> Um Nick, Nick Bonanno. >> Nick, you don't have to say your legal. name. What's your social? >> [laughter]. >> 060. >> No, Nick Bonanno. >> Bonanno really? How do you spell?

>> [laughter]. >> Um b o n a n n o. >> What year are you at Quinnipiac? >> Third year. >> So you're a junior. >> Yes. >> Yeah, they don't know that. You haven't. taught them that. >> Not yet, I'm a senior. >> What are you doing at Quinnipiac? You. want to be in media studies? What are. you doing? >> Um a film television media arts major. >> In front of the camera behind the. camera? >> I you know what I'm more behind the. camera but I like both. >> Oh wow, you're an actor as well. >> I'd like to be. Yeah. >> Give him a scene. >> You either are or not.

Are you an actor? Good. >> Wow, look at that. >> Wow, I like that. Yeah. >> Where where are you from, Banano? >> I'm from South Windsor, Connecticut. Right. >> Wow. >> Right next to East Hartford. >> Oh yeah, Hartford. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Connecticut boy. A young Connecticut. boy. Born and raised. And that's where. Quinnipiac is, Connecticut. So you're. close to the. >> face. >> He does. >> Do I? >> Yeah, a really sweet face. >> You do, too. >> He's got good skin, too, this kid. You. never had a pimple your whole life, did. you? >> Touché. >> Oh, no. Never. >> Seriously, he's got clear skin, this. guy. >> He's got rosy cheeks, guy. >> No, I know. I'm not big, you know.

>> Whoa, dude. All over the place, aren't. you, guy? >> [laughter]. >> Banano. >> He's got rosy cheeks. >> Yeah. >> How how somehow that's an insult. >> It is. Yeah. >> Banano, what's your life like? >> What's my life like? >> What's your life like? You a single guy? What are you doing? >> Single guy. Um. It's all right. >> Yeah? What do you mean? >> Right now, yeah. >> Yeah. You like LA? >> Yeah, how old are you? How old are you? >> He's 20. >> You're 20? >> 20 years old. >> Single guy. >> Yes. >> Um. Quinnipiac. >> [laughter]. >> You tried, yeah.

>> Ooh, interesting move, Banano. Interesting move, Banano. >> [laughter]. >> And that's a weird move from Banano out. the gate. He might want to hold back a little bit. >> Wow. >> He's going to poke the bear in the bear. >> You did great. You did. >> Yeah, thank you, dude. >> Don't poke the bear in the bear, buddy. Don't It's Chinese New Year, by the way. You're the horse. >> Happy New Year. >> Yeah. Piss off. >> That was [laughter] a trick thing, cuz. I'm Korean. We were testing you. >> Racist. >> So you you think to me. >> You're Korean? >> I didn't notice. >> Oh wow, Banano. >> that's another Banano, dude. >> Second kick. Second [laughter] kick.

>> Ow ow ow. >> What's your dream, Banano? >> My dream? >> Yeah. >> To write, direct my own shorts or not. shorts, feature length films. >> Right. >> Make more comedies. That's why I love. this podcast. You guys are hilarious. >> Do you listen to this show? >> I do. >> Okay. Right on. Very [snorts] cool. We'll take it Banano, we like that a. lot. >> Banano, we like you a lot. Yeah. >> You're sweet, man. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. >> You're not dating You're not dating. anybody. >> No, not yet. >> We'll get you somebody. >> Yeah. You want somebody or not? >> Who's out there in the in the. Connecticut or you girls or guys or what. are you? >> Girls. >> I don't know, man. I'm I'm I'm not I'm.

not [laughter] I'm not. >> Are you being defensive? >> Yeah, you got really defensive. I I. could have been anything. >> Yeah. That's true. What do you eat in. the morning? Fruit Fruit Loops? >> [laughter]. >> Call back. >> eat Fruit Loops. >> I tried to call back earlier. >> IT IT WAS ALMOST as bad as his. >> It wasn't that bad. No, it was a call back of this. >> What's your breakfast? What's a. [laughter] Banano breakfast? >> Yeah. >> But if anything, it's oatmeal. >> That's it. Steel cut. >> Steel cut oatmeal. >> Well, well, young ladies out there in. the Connecticut and metro area. >> ask what kind of women he likes.

>> Go What kind of women do you like? >> Like So, let me give you the eight. height range, okay? >> Oh, height Okay. >> 4 ft 5. to 6 ft. Where is Where is it? >> If it's like 5. >> 5 ft. >> 5 6 5 5, yeah. >> 5 5. >> Fine, yeah. >> Okay, that's fine. >> Yeah. >> Okay. If she was 5 1, problem? >> Oof. No. >> No problem. >> No. >> Let's just say 5 1. >> 5 1 to 6 ft tall. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I bet he'll take. >> And then at Is there ethnicity thing. that you. >> Uh not really. Mhm. Italian girls.

>> Like Are you Italian? >> I am Italian, yeah. >> Okay. >> Banano. >> Bana- Oh, Banano. >> That's That's how they say banana in. Italian. >> Oh, I see. Santino and Lee. >> Santino. >> Give me an accent with Lee, please. Lee. >> [laughter]. >> Go ahead, Banano. >> [clears throat]. >> Lee. >> Oh, that's. >> Woah. Lee, I like that. >> Actually, Lee. >> Yeah, that's Lee. >> So, you want an Italian girl? >> Yeah. >> All limbs? >> [laughter]. >> It's not always a given. >> It's not a given.

>> Yeah. >> So, you and your students are all. together, right? Staying at the same. place? >> Yeah. >> Have you guys had any good meals? >> Uh yeah. Trying to remember. We went to Oh, well, not In-N-Out. >> Yeah, yeah. >> In-N-Out, no. >> Why? >> Really not. >> I like it. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean, you don't like. In-N-Out? >> It's all right. >> Yeah. What do you What you think is. What's better? What fast food is better? >> What fast food? >> What fast food burger is better? >> Shake Shack. >> You're wrong. You're wrong. >> Shake Shack. >> No, you're wrong. >> I'm from the East Coast. Like what do. you. >> It doesn't even matter. >> It's not even close. >> not even close. >> Fatburger is better. >> Mhm, interesting. I actually will give.

you some credit there. >> Fatburger is good cuz there's more. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But there's almost you can. customize. >> Yeah, I like Fatburger. How do you know. Fatburger? >> Uh Ice Cube talked about it. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, that's good. >> [applause]. >> I love Ice Cube. >> Give me the loot. GIVE ME THE LOOT. >> [laughter]. >> WHAT TIME IN THE MORNING DID ICE CUBE. GET get the Fatburger? >> What time in the. >> What time in the morning did Ice Cube. get a Fatburger? >> You had. >> 2:00 in the morning. >> You had it. >> Yeah. >> 2:00 in the morning got the Fatburger. >> You know what I'd like to do? >> And what did he see? He saw the lights. of what? >> Oh, great. We're doing this now? Oh.

>> It was a blimp. What company? >> Goodyear. >> Yeah, and what did it read? Don't look. up. What did it read? Ice Cube is a. blimp. >> Oh my god. >> of the year. >> pimp. >> Okay. >> Ice Cube's a pimp. But I'm glad you knew. Fatburger. That's cool. >> That's so embarrassing. I'm a huge. >> What I like to do with you guys is that. >> That's all right. He's never going to. >> After this podcast, I'm going to give. you guys money. >> That sounds great. >> So you guys can go No, but you guys are. going to go eat tonight together. >> Mhm.

>> As a family. >> As a family. >> That's beautiful. >> Yeah. >> Go tag in someone else. >> want you guys to eat something good. though. >> Mhm. >> Not fast food. Right? >> Yeah. >> Something good. >> Yeah. >> All right, how about this? Go tag in. somebody else there, Banano. I love you, >> Bye, Banano. >> the man. >> Yeah. >> We love Banano. Give it up for Banano. >> Yeah, he's the best. >> Tag in somebody, Banano, and we'll get. two people and then we'll call it, yeah? >> Yeah. >> Look at it Look at it stand up real. fast. Stand up. Look at this Look at. this guy's belt. Turn to the side. >> Yeah. >> Jesus Christ, on the last loop of the. belt. >> last loop. >> Get a smaller belt, man. >> Whose belt is that? Well, you got to say.

it into the mic so we can hear you. >> Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you. So it's funny. The The belt was too big. I literally took a scissor. I cut a hole. so that it would fit me just for this. occasion. >> Yeah. >> This kid's interesting. >> You You don't seem like a survivor to. me. >> Surv- [laughter] I mean, I think I think I could I'm Jewish, so. I'm a I'm a survivor. >> You know who you are? Repeat after me, okay? >> I like how he goes, "I'm Jewish." As if. the belt didn't give it away. >> You Do this with your fingers. Do this. with your fingers. >> Okay. Okay. >> Do this with one finger, right? Warriors.

>> [laughter]. >> Warriors. >> Come out and play. >> Come out. >> You're that guy, dude. >> Yeah, he is that guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know What What's your names? >> Uh my name is Harry. Not Not Styles. Callback. >> This guy's great. >> And what's your name? And what's your. name? And what's your name? And what's. your name? What's your What's your name? >> Shirley. >> Shirley. I like Shirley. I'll tell you. that. >> You're grounded, Shirley. That's what I. feel. A calmness. >> Why? >> [laughter]. >> Well, that response. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> is quite grounded. >> Yeah, it's very grounded response. >> inquisitive.

>> You asked a question to a statement. That's a grounded thing to do. >> Well, comparative to his energy, yeah, you seem a little bit more grounded is. what I meant. >> Shirley. Shirley, you're also Jewish, I. imagine. [laughter]. >> Uh no. No. No. >> Shirley. >> Yeah. >> Surely you're Jewish. Uh Harry and Shirley are here with us. from Quinnipiac. Yeah. Uh students. And. uh Harry is a second year, yeah? >> Uh third year. >> Third year. Okay. >> Also Also a junior. >> And what about [snorts] you? >> Third year. >> Third year. Wow. What do you guys want. to do after? What's your dream? >> Um I want I want to be a journalist, but.

honestly, put me anywhere. And. >> anything. >> it. I'll do anything. >> Okay, I like that. And what about you, Harry? >> I'm going to sound exactly like Banana, but I want to write and direct. It's my. dream. >> It's your dream. >> What kind of movies? >> I I love horror movies. But like. specifically horror comedies, it's it's. a great subgenre. >> Yeah. >> Horror comedy. Like your favorite horror. comedy is what? >> I mean, I'm thinking Weapons, cuz it's. so recent. >> That's good. >> I did like. >> Schindler's List? >> My. >> [laughter].

>> I know I'm Jewish. My favorite horror. comedy. >> best One of the best horror comedies out. there. >> Yeah. Oh, 100%. >> very fun. >> The ending's funny. >> The ending. >> The ending. >> [laughter]. >> It's hilarious. >> Yeah. yeah. >> I know, what are your favorite horror. comedies? >> Favorite horror comedies, I like. Have you guys heard of Deadstream? >> No. >> No. >> I don't know Deadstream. >> Deadstream was funny. It was like a. smaller indie film. I liked it I liked. it a lot, but I mean. Tucker and Dale is a classic. >> Yeah, Tucker and Dale's great. >> Is Deadstream good? I have Shudder. >> Deadstream is really good. I mean, yeah. >> Is it on Shudder? >> It It is on Shudder. is that, dude?

>> That's the [laughter] comedy part. >> Yeah, yeah. >> It's It's funny, I'm telling you. >> It's like I like it. >> I like it when you're in the bath. >> [laughter]. >> Going back to the well. So, Harry, Harry, your dream is to make. horror comedy and you want to be a. journalist. >> Yes. >> Well, and then how has this been going. with him in Los Angeles? This This. little semester in LA or whatever? >> It's It's going great. I mean, I'm I'm. from Connecticut, so we don't have all. these these amazing film opportunities. that are out here, so I've been loving. it. >> He sounds like he's politicking right.

now. >> He's very good. How about you? >> I mean, it's been great for me. >> Where are you from? >> I'm from Connecticut, too. >> So, is everybody usually from. Connecticut that goes to the school, huh? Cuz. >> I was born in New York. >> Oh, woah, woah, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. >> THEY GIVE ME MY CREDIT. WHAT. >> I'M WALKING HERE. >> [laughter]. >> HEY. DOLLAR fifty for a slice? You guys like LA so far? >> Honestly, love it. >> Yeah, what about you, Harry? >> No, it's great. It's great. Like I just. I feel like when I'm here I want to be. out 24/7. >> You want to do stuff. >> You guys should get into Bobby's house.

He's going to hand you guys money right. now to go get food. >> have got to get dinner. >> This is his house. >> Oh, no, you don't You don't have to, Bobby. >> I want to because I know you guys don't. have a lot of money. >> Yeah, thank you. >> We are We are college students. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You actually don't know that. These kids. could come from. >> matter. I'd like to pay for their. dinner. Here's. >> Oh, are you sure? You can grab it. >> You can probably get a dinner for right. for 300. >> Jewish. >> I don't Do you think they [laughter]. can? >> I know I'm Jewish, so let me let me grab. >> They can, right? >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. >> They can go How much is it? >> 300. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you're so sweet. Thank you. >> Yeah, yeah. 400.

>> No, dude. You give them 100. I don't. >> cash in my pocket. Yeah, you never do. this. I'm the one that. >> [laughter]. >> That's dude. This is. part of the show. I did BUT EVERY TIME I. DO IT, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING. That's. right. Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing. I do either 97% of the work. >> [laughter]. >> And that's. Give him the hundred. Okay, okay. Here's. another hundred. Another hundred. Thank. you so much. Well, then you guys all. have to go out to dinner together if we. find out from Fancy you didn't go to. dinner. It's We will. We'll take a photo. for you guys. Surely you can you can. take that. Yeah, yeah. You see what he. did just there? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. But I'm telling you right now you.

have to go to dinner with that. You. can't be splitting it, you know what I. mean, for other things. No, we will. This is for dinner tonight with the. group. And I'll make sure Fancy tells. you where we went. Yeah, I want to know. where they went because I'll know if. they spent the money. depending on Well, be very fancy. Canes, no. No Canes. Got to be somewhere nice. I'm I'm Jewish but I promise to tip. well. >> [laughter]. >> It's good to. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> You know what that I don't understand it. but Well, he will. It's 12%. Yeah, yeah.

>> [laughter]. >> 12 15%. 15. Yeah, yeah. 20. 20. Yeah, 20. Yeah, no chance. Yeah, no chance. Go somewhere nice, okay? Okay, well, look, we we want to. thank you guys. We hope What do we have? We have one more person. All right, go. tag in the other person. Thank you so. much. Good luck with your. Good luck with everything. Thank you so. much. It's a pleasure being on. Oh, look. at this last guy coming in. Tag in. Come. on in. Come on, sit down. It's your time. to showcase your. This guy. They all dressed up. You like this guy? Do you. you guys know this guy?

>> Of course. >> A little. >> [laughter]. >> This guy not from Connecticut. >> I'm not actually. I'm from White Plains, New York. >> Yeah, we can tell. >> Yeah, New Yorker. >> I can see that the the the goatee and. the earrings does not say Connecticut. No. You know, what do you What's your name? >> I'm Will. >> Will Will a Quinnipiac senior? >> I'm actually a third year. I'm a junior. as well. >> Third year, okay. Quinnipiac third year. And what do you want to do, Will? >> Um so, my dream job would probably be. like a cinematographer in the film.

industry. >> Okay, something. That's good. >> Behind the camera. >> You want to be You don't want to be on. front like like no no no. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he thinks he's George Clooney. >> You [laughter] know what I mean? You know what I mean? >> You want to stay behind the camera. >> Stay behind the camera, yeah. >> All right, cinematographer. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. >> You know who you kind of look like? >> Who? >> George R. Martin. You kind of have this George R. Martin. look at him. >> Yeah, the writer the Game of Thrones. >> Look at this. You kind of have his son. or something. >> As a young boy. >> As a young man, you kind of have his. >> Oh, wow. I didn't even know. >> He had cool facial hair. You kind of.

look like that. >> Yeah. >> Brother. >> You have that. That's you. >> see it. >> Your future is bright. >> Yeah. >> Your future [laughter] is bright. >> Really bright. >> to be behind the camera. You want to You. You want to um You want to DP? >> DP, yes. So, like I'll work my way up. like PA, second AC. >> And then DP. >> And then hopefully that's the end. >> That's the goal. >> Yeah. >> I think it's achievable. This guy seems. What's your favorite band? Go fast. >> Um I mean it's not really It's Tame. Impala. I mean it's like one guy. >> Tame Impala, I love it. I love it. >> Yeah. Is it one guy though or is it a. band? >> It's one guy. >> It's one guy. >> It's a band, but it's one man.

>> It's one man. >> performs live, it's a band, but I think. when he's in the studio, he does it by. himself. But I consider it my favorite. band. >> Yeah, yeah. Um give me give me another. band. >> Um I mean I love um Green Day. They're. great. I mean you mentioned it earlier, but um. >> They are pretty good. >> I'm in the new I'm in the new Green Day. movie. >> Wow. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. >> It's awesome. >> Yellow Day. >> [laughter]. >> Really good. The racist didn't. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, touché. >> Well, hopefully these dreams come true. for you guys. You excited to go to get a. meal tonight?

>> Yeah, I'm very excited. Thank you very. much. Really appreciate it. >> Thank you. >> No, thank you. Yeah. >> I love you. Good luck to you. Do you have any. questions of wisdom that we can give you. right now? Let's Let's. >> Any Any questions we can fulfill? >> Um I mean I don't know, but I'm just I'm. really grateful that I'm here and. talking to you guys. Like this is a. great experience. >> That's not a question, dude. Ask a. question. >> No, but there was an honest No, I was. just saying like thank you for having. us. >> Thank you for me being here. >> We love We love having you guys. We love. Quinnipiac. For some reason we continue. to support this university, but it's. done nothing for us except for give us a. room to podcast in that was like a.

funeral home. >> Yeah. >> I mean it was unbelievable that place. We really enjoyed our time there. They're good people. Um you know, how about you do this? Why. don't you look into that camera and say. thanks for being a bad friend. >> Down right there? >> Yeah. >> All right. Thank you guys for being a. bad friend. Thank you. >> I love you. >> Thank you, Bobby. >> I will say I have a I have a street. joke. It's not my joke, but I'm giving. you a street joke that somebody told me. today. It made me laugh so hard. He.

goes, "Did you hear what they're. >> I'm going to try not to laugh. >> Good. Did you hear what they're. >> it say it to my face though. >> All right. Did you hear what they're re- what. they're renaming Epstein Island? Kid Rock. >> [laughter]. >> That is so good. It's unbelievable. That's right there. How have we not done. that? That's our show joke. That's an. our show joke. And my buddy told me that. Kid Rock. >> I have a new name. I have a new joke. from from that joke. >> Yeah, what is it? >> They're renaming Epstein Island.

I already know it's not going to work. [laughter]. But I'm going to come at. >> [gasps]. >> Bad Bunny. >> Worse bunny. Bad [snorts] good bomb. >> Um. >> Do you have any more jokes? >> Do what? Yeah. Give me a topic. Let me. I want you to improvise a joke. Give me. a topic. >> Prince Andrew. >> What? >> Prince Andrew. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, they arrested him, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, finally. that's a hard one.

>> I like that Village People shirt. >> What did the queen say to. >> [laughter]. >> What What did the queen say to Prince. Charles about her brother? About his brother. >> What? it up. >> [laughter]. >> Give me another shot. >> What did she what? >> Let me say it again. >> Sure. >> Cuz I haven't thought of the punchline. yet. So I don't know. So, I have to. repeat it. >> Yeah, I know you don't. I'll see how. your brain works. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Like this? >> Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah.