Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin | Ep 313 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. Who are these two  idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You. two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something.  We're bad friends. Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool. Is that new? No, I've had it.  Oh, I like that Fleetwood Mac. Name your. favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Go. Um, love that.  That's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude. I hate being put on the spot. I know. I  hate it. How'd you do last night? you were in. a real bad mood last night for some reason. I  said hello to you in the hallway. I'll tell you.

why. And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been  friends for 15 years. I literally was like, "Hey, man." And he goes, "Hey, I don't even want  to be here." Like a little I was like, "What. does that have to do with me?" Cuz right before  you don't know what happened right before Well, tell me. This guy comes up to me and goes, "Hey."  I go, "What's up?" He's like, "What's You don't. remember me?" Oh. And I'm like, "No." He's like,  "208, dude." And I go, "What was that? Mr. 2018?". Yeah, Mr. 2008. I go, "What?" He goes, "Second  show Saturday night. Bria, dude, I was with the.

funny hat and the weird shoes. You made fun like  that kind of thing." Mhm. Like I'm supposed to go, "Oh, yeah. You didn't remember him?" No, I didn't  remember him, dude. Well, he's here now. Come on. in, Marcus. Do you ever get that? No. Where people  are like, "You don't remember me?" Yeah. I mean, I've had people that say that. Not not people in  the crowd, but people say, "Do you not remember. me?" And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can  say. I've had someone go, "You don't remember me,

do you?" And you're like, "Okay, well that's what  do you want me to do here?" I know. How do you. want me to get out of this? The guy yesterday  said, "Uh, sometimes he happens all the time.". I love Look here. Can we I love fans. I want to  say hi to everybody. I love them. But also say. hi in not the weirdest way possible, right? A guy  literally yesterday goes, "Am I mistaken or are. you a podcaster? How would you like me to respond?  He was mistaken. He was mistaken. I go, "I don't. know, buddy. I don't know what else to say." And  then I feel weird. And I get in the car and I go,

"What was that?" Yeah. But what was I supposed to  do? Go. Yes. It's me, the podcaster. Yeah. In a. long line at a checkout at at a hardware store. I  feel I What do you want me to say? Just say yes. I. Yes. And then what? Yeah, I know. Then it's weird.  Then he's like, "Okay." Mhm. And then just waiting. with my with my stuff. It just just say hi. Just  say or or when they when they're joking too. I don't like it. Well, they get you get it way  worse. Ken Jung, what's up? You know what I mean?

And they then like five minutes. Just kidding,  bro. I hope I didn't cross a line. It's like it. wasn't funny. I'm regretting a little bit putting  up the post for your mom's birthday because man, am I giving everyone resonance to go I'm I'm  doing it again. I'm fueling the fire. It's It's. my special. It's in my special. I know. Yeah. And  you know what? Yeah. Very cool. You're cool. No. No. I think it's very cool. You're cool. Boy  oh boy. Am I excited to see this special when. the first cut comes out? I saw it already. I Has  anybody else seen it? No, I saw it. You better.

let me see it. I said it's upstairs. I know. They  They're literally here. They edited my special, too. Upstairs. I was It It was the first time  where I sat down and I watched the whole thing. And guess what? Fantastic. Not fantastic, but  um it was um serviceable. Come on, shut up. No, serviceable is good. I bet it's great. No, I I  can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching going, "Oh, I I do seem like a standup." You're you're a  30-year professional. I I understand that, but I,

you know, I'm watching it's like, "Oh, that was  okay. That was good." You know, it's more than. okay. It's better than okay. It's serviceable is  a good word, though. I should That should be my. next special. Serviceable. Yeah. Standup. Here  it is. I did. I did some. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. If I do if I do one in my life, I it's like  that's a good one to have out there. Yeah. Look. at that. Fulfilling its function adequately,  usable. That's serviceable. Functionable and. durable rather than attractive. That's also  true. Yeah. Neither of us are that attractive, but we are functional and durable. Yeah. I I  don't think I'm ever going to do one again. I.

thought about that the other night. Aristotle was  like, "What's going on?" I'm like, "I'm doing all. sort new stuff lately." You crush every time.  Even, you know, you're the weirdest guy because. it's like you'll do a special and then like [ __ ]  two months later you already have a new 15. Yeah, I know. But I but it's, you know, but I don't  crushing crushing. Last night you were crushing. the new 15. I don't think I'll ever do another  special again. I really believe that. I think I'm. done doing them. I think they're fun, but I'm like  I I think something else is going to happen in the. world of standup. Like I think something is on the  move. AI. Well, I I I I that's what I call it. I.

My cousin told me the other night about they had  a meeting. He works at Apple. You know, my cousin, he said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruz  Brad Pitt. They had a they had an internal meeting. about the detriment of that to the business. Wow.  Because it went crazy viral. We you know that. scene we showed of the Brad Pitt Yeah. I've been  watching it. People are panicked about it because. it's so good and so real. People are now like  freaking out. So internally they're like what's.

going on? What are we going to how are we going  to stop this? Because people at home are going to. start just making full films using AI. Yeah. They  were saying that Netflix the future of Netflix. someone was imagining you just prompt it and then  it gives you the movie that you just prompted. And let me tell you something. We've been joking  about that for a long time. Netflix is 100% going. to do that. There's Why would they not? I mean I  don't like it, but what's going to stop them? You. talk quick. Yeah. It's a little too quick for me.  Had a couple cups of coffee. I was throwing the. bottle at the dog and had a couple cups of coffee.  That's what I said. And then I spilled coffee all.

over my pants. You're an You should have been an  auctioneer. And my dog laughed at me. I spilled. coffee all over my pants when I was throwing the  ball this morning. And she went, you know, when. the dog when they do some human [ __ ] and you're  like, I don't laugh. That's not funny. Yeah. And. the dog was like, just throw the ball, man. Yeah.  Yeah. Just throw the [ __ ] ball. Yeah. Your dog's. the best. Throwing the I ran into uh another dog  this morning. A similar looking dog, but a white. version. I have I have a black dog. Yeah. Yeah.  Yeah. As you know. Yeah. Uh, Jet Black. Yeah,

that's his name. Jet Black. In the white version,  did you have like a gold chain? Like he's a. white. That's what my black dog said. He was  appropriating my walk. Yeah, cuz the dog was. walking with kind of like a little swagger. Yeah,  that's what I'm saying. My dog did not like that. Yeah, cuz your dog is black but suburban. Suburban  black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my dog is Hello, Bobby. Good to see you. You would think they would  be like, "What's up?" But it's not. Hello, Robert. Yeah. Yeah. He's very drink. Yeah, it's a girl.  But yeah, she she is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 2020.

She went to Brown University. She went to black  university. It's enough of this. It's enough. You. know what I almost went to go see last night?  Good luck, have fun, don't die. Or have fun, good luck, don't die. Cuz I saw the trailer and I  thought, "This looks really good." Except it does. look amazing. Except every single trailer now or  every new movie is End of the World. So here's. what I propose to Bobby Lee. Yes. Why? This is  all kind of dystopian, scary, the world is over.

[ __ ] Like pluribus, all Why don't we make a  show where we save the world, it's not ending, we fix it. Cuz these are kind of like doomsday  film. Everything is a doomsday film. Yeah. What's a doomsday film? Let's do Doomsday with us  where we're Well, there's Doom. Is there Doomsday. happening in the movie and we reverse it or I  think it's the end. I So these movies are like the. beginning of Doomsday. I think that Doomsday is  over. It's already happened and we fix the world. We fix it. Yeah. Like we go through the steps to  fix the world. Don't you think that's a good idea?

That's really good. Because all these Doomsday  films make me sad. Like this looks awesome, but. man does it look sad. Yeah. Like he's come from  the future and he's telling all of us it's over. So it's about to happen. That's the trailer. And  I was like, why can't it just be it's all over, everything is bad, but Bobby Lee and Andrew  Santino have to fix it. Okay, good. Don't you. like that? I like that a lot. Boomsday film. Bobby  Lee and Santine. Let's do a movie where um all of. a sudden this big thick guy from the [ __ ] future  comes. Chappelle Lacy. Yeah, like Chappelle Lacy, but he's sort of like an AI killing machine.  Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. And then.

what happens is uh we have a friend named Sarah  Connor. I'm listening. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good, right? So far. Yeah. It's a good name. That's a  really really catchy name. What? Sarah Connor. Yeah. Really good. But she's not the android  machine killing machine. Is she human? Yes. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And he goes, he has to say, I'll  be back all the time. He has to say all the Yeah.

That's his catchphrase. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be back  all the time. Really good, Bob. Yeah. Thank you. so much. You should write this down. Yeah. Wasn't  the original catchphrase, I will be right back. Isn't that the joke? Is I will be right back. And  he changed it. Yeah. And they got in an argument. about it. I mean, caught uh Arie, that's not  what it you know, is that what happened? No. The original line was uh he refu Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  Original is I'll come back and I guess he he said. a a machine wouldn't say I'll come back. Really?  Yeah. He said that apparently he was like Well,

I mean that's kind of how he talks in real life.  Yeah. He probably just misread it five times and. they were like we'll just keep it. I'll be back.  They're like Arnold it's I'll come back. He's like. I'll be back. They're like fine. I'll be back. We  can't do 12 more taps. He [ __ ] it up every time. But it truthfully apparently he he was saying they  got into an argument about it. Yeah. And it became. one of the most iconic lines in the film. But  it was jokingly written as I'll come back. What? Kind of powerful. What if I'm the director?  Okay. Yeah. I was like, "Hey, um Arnold.".

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I've never seen you do your  Arnold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um how good is this. movie going to be? Aren't we killing it? We're  crushing. I I love I love you Arnold. Listen, Cameron James. Yeah. Aren't we crushing? All I  want to do is lift weights. Yeah. And coming. I'm coming. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're actually we're  shooting something right now. I'm still coming. I. know. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home.  I understand. But can I just I will be coming. I.

I I know. But that's the light. You can't. It's  um I'll be coming. Yeah. Um I'll be coming. No, the light is I'll come back. No, we got to go. The  light's We're losing light. Okay. I'll be coming. on your back. I know. I'll come back. is the line.  I'll come all over you. All right, guys. Cut. Get. and action. I'll be back. Cut. You don't have to  make the noise. We do the sounds. We're going to. do that in I want to do the sounds. I understand  that. But we have I love sounds. All right. Well, you can do the sound. We're just That's not the  kind of sounds we're going to use. But anyway,

guys, and action. I'll be back. Okay. I'll  be back. It's It cut. I went to the camera. I understand that. But uh really where's Will  Sasso when we need him? That was my favorite my. favorite Arnold Schwzinger. Sasso is the king,  dude. I got good news for the crew. What? We're. doing it. That's and that's all I want. I know.  You know what I'm talking about? I really don't. We're going to Japan. Oh, we are. I got the sign  off. We're ready to rock and roll. I'm going to.

be coming from Hawaii and I will meet you guys  in Japan. Well, wait. We're doing it in July. Yeah. Okay, good. I'm already halfway there. So,  I said, "We're planning something with a family.". And I said, "If I'm halfway there, would it be  cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends?". My wife was like, "I think that'd be awesome."  And I was like, "This is perfect. It literally. is going to line up." Perfect. Really? So, we got  to start booking flights to Japan. How long are we. going to be there? What do you want to do? 6 days,  7 days? Is that That's a long, right? Yeah, that's. enough. Yeah. I mean, do but do we just want  to do Tokyo or do we want to go Okinawa? Okawa.

That's where Mr. Miyagi's from Okinawa. Yeah, I can't wait. So, we'll fly into Tokyo  and then we'll figure it out. We should take. the bullet train. That would be fun to go down  to Kyoto or whatever. Whoa. And then Brad Pitt's. going to be on the train. We can fight. Yeah.  What's that movie called? Bullet. Bullet train. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good movie. I  can't wait. So, we're going to do it. We'll start. locking it up. We'll be bad friends in Japan.  We won't do shows or anything. It would be cool.

if we set up some kind of fun thing. Not even a  show, but like a meet and greet. meet and greet. or something for Japanese fans. Would that be kind  of fun to do? Let's do a meet and greet. Yeah, just like a comic store or something. Yeah, like  a local hangout. Yeah, a comic store. Yeah, I I I. bet we have some fans in Japan, don't you think?  I think we have about four or five. That's enough. for a comic book store. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you say  comic book store? That's exactly where our fans. would be in Japan. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm thinking  of logistics for myself as someone working and I. was like, yeah, it's a pain for you. All right,  just anywhere. Coffee shop. How about this lobby?

Oh, you know what? They have these massive video  game like arcade uh places and you should play. fans one-on-one in games. Yes. Okay, that is a  great idea. Right. They have these massive video. game like that. Oh yeah. They have ones where they  hold tournaments though that they hold like weekly. tournaments you can go to. I think that would be  fun. God, those buildings are so cool looking. You. know what the wildest [ __ ] is? Every floor  is something different too. You'll walk in, it'll be like first floor is a restaurant, second  floor is like a look at that a shop for shopping.

The third one is a massage place. The force one  is like a you whatever. It's all [ __ ] [ __ ] I. can't wait. Yeah. Japan, here we come. We're  going to Japan. To a dollar. You touch it by. you know $2. Is this still $2? I don't know. Let's  just move on now. Okay. It's like New York pizza. They raised the prices. It's a $150 now. I can't  wait. Yeah. The boys are going to go to Japan. Oh, you m you're going too? That's up to us. What?  Said I got to film it. But that's up to us. Oh, you got to film it cuz he he does jump on a  lot of He gets to jump on a lot of Yeah. Hey,

I'm doing this. So, we get to decide. Do they  speak English there or is it going to be hard? No. No. No. English. Hasn't made its way over there  yet. Yeah. Okay. They've heard of They've heard. it. No. Yeah. No, they don't even know it. Yeah.  Are you a flat earther? What's going on here? I'm. a square ear. Four sides. Oh, no. I I They do  speak English. In fact, when we go to Okinawa, which I have been down there, there's certain  islands you go to, they do not speak English. So, you better get that Google Translate ready to  rock and roll. Yeah. Okay. I'm ready to go.

I'm so excited. We're going to We should dress  up as ninjas. You should. Yeah. No, you should, too. I can't. Why? It's funny. They would like  it more on me than you because you're Korean. and they get mad at you. But me, they're like,  "This is good. This is good." Yeah. Yeah. This. is funny when he does it. You can't We can't  cosplay it. Oh, we Dude, that half of Japan. is cosplay. Yeah. But I mean, the whole country  is cosplay. Like, make it more American. Like, I'll come as a American Eagle. Yeah. You can come  up as Yeah. Well, Carlos would be the bald eagle. He'd be the American bald eagle. You can go as  pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice the latte. Yeah. Who.

wants a sip? Yeah, we should dress up an American.  American. Yeah. Taken back, dude. Yeah, we should. get into something funny. Sorry. Just chatting.  That's fine. No, we're doing good, right? I just. like chatting with you. No, I like chatting  with you. Everything's fine. What is that? Oh, I This was This is a What is this? A handy person.  Get on. Oh, boy. God. Oh, yeah. No, don't laugh. Is there a stitch? Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't  laugh, Dad. Let's see. Don't laugh. Don't. Whoa.

The sound immediately I think of the the. cut to music and no one helps her. Pop. See  that guy right there? That guy right there. Didn't Well, try. Too slow. Too slow, dude. You  wouldn't help. What? You would not help. Yeah, because I like a good laugh. But wow, that's  uh the Bart that's up in San Francisco. And.

why why do you know he says she Yeah, cuz men  would just men would just take the hit. Why. is she color coordinating? That actually looks  cool. Look at I'm going to I'm wearing a green. shirt. I'm going to wear my green shoes as well.  Well, if you dissect this, that's 100% an Asian. woman. A This is in the Bay Area. Two, she's  wearing the visor. That is dead giveaway Asian. woman and gloves. And gloves. Yeah. Wow. And  gloves. And it's like 74 degrees. Yeah. Wow, that's funny. I saw Leo last night go into  No, two nights ago going into a place. Leo,

really? Where? Look, he looks the It's  so funny. He looks the same in real life. that he looks on TV. I was waiting for a car at  valet and he was going into like a secret club, but he had his hat on low. Yeah. And the  valet goes, "Oh, Leo's here." I was like, "Well, don't I wouldn't say that out loud."  Yeah. Did you go say hi? [ __ ] no. Why not? He doesn't know me. You're a part of that. No.  No. He went into his club thing. It was like a. private club. What do you mean? I'm not What? What  are you talking about? Yeah. Leo would be like, "Get away. Get away." But he was wearing his hat  real low like he does. Mhm. It's kind of wild,

dude. I love that. I can't believe he still  lives in LA. That was my first thought. Why. would he live here anymore? Cuz he's a '9s dude.  He's still Yeah. He's like you. Mhm. He still has. Hollywood dreams. Yeah. Yeah. I would I mean,  give me a city that's better. No, I mean, for a. guy like him where everywhere you go is a thing.  He could hide out somewhere. He could go to like. Montana and just live, you know. Oh, that's Yeah.  Yeah. Yeah. I could have a ranch or something. A. lot of those guys, they they disappear. They go  somewhere where nobody bothers them. Yeah. Robert. Duval died. What did you do? You know, luckily  for the first time, we didn't call out any of.

these deaths. Thank god. I did. We did mention  Kathern O'Hara, sadly. Rest in peace. He was 95, though. But you know who died today? The triple.  It was Kathern O'Hara, Robert Duval, and today. um uh uh Jesse died. Oh, Jesse Jackson. That's  right. Oh, that's right. Jesse Jackson. Jackson. died this morning. The Reverend R. Chicago legend.  Yeah. died in Chicago. Not from Chicago. Died in. Chicago. Shout out Jesse Jackson. Black History  Month, no less. God, what a legend. Remember the.

single tear he did when Barack won? Zoom in on  that face. Look at that face. That does look like. the Cosby. Like Yeah. When Cosby was pudding.  Yeah. He's got that like I'm up to something. Yeah. He's got fish eyes, too. Yeah, he does  have fishy eyes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Perfect circle. head. Is Dolly Parton alive? Yeah, she's alive.  Yeah, cuz I saw her on a billboard on the way. here and I had that thought. Should I mention it  because maybe cuz how old is she now? We can test. the fate. I don't like that. I don't want her to  pass away. 80. Yeah. Oh, it's a good bet though.

I know. We should have a Bad Friend's death poll  here where you can bet the fans can bet with us. on who's going to die next. I don't want her to  die. I'm saying that. But I saw on a billboard. and I thought I don't know if she's alive or  not. You know, if she died, you know what would. die like two days after her? Her titties. They  stay alive for two days. do pretty good. Yeah, they're big, guys. They're their own organism now.  They're huge. Yeah. Are they real? They're real, right? Yeah. Come on, brother. What? You think  an 80-year-old has tits up to her chin? No. No,

I don't think she's got breast um surgery. Look it  up. You're out of your mind. No, those are real. No, they're not. It's like I don't even have to  Google it, but I will cuz I Yeah. Yeah. I want you. to Google it. I want you to Google it. Yeah. Yeah.  It's the mo she she talks very open. My bet is No. My bet is everyone listen consensus. Yes. Yeah, I  guess I bet you all the money. How about you? Yes, m They're fake. Yeah. No, they're real. Go ahead,  Google it. Dolly Parton's breasts are not natural.

Pressation lifts to advance her signature look.  They're real expensive and they're real mine. Let me tell you something, honey. They're real  nice. They're real fun to suck on. Wow. That's. disappointing. She's always been fun on on talk  shows about it. She's a good actress, too. She's. the [ __ ] Dolly Pardon's the [ __ ] Was she in  Steel Magnolia? Is that the movie that she was. in? Yeah. I love Do you like that movie? It was  good. I love that movie. I haven't seen it in a. long time. Yeah. Yeah. I love Steel Magnolia. Is  she on Rya? Have you seen her on Rya? Yeah. Would.

you I wouldn't even swipe for her. Why? Just the  It's just I Where would you take dollar? That's. just like where do you go? You know what I mean?  I don't know any barbecue shops really or shop. You going to take me to a barbecue shop?  You sweet little noodle? You. Come on, baby. Let's go to a barbecue shop. Yeah. Like I  don't know. I don't know cowboy stores. You know. what I mean? I don't know any of that. Y'all  won't believe it. Bobby Lee was knobbing on my. knobs. She was slopping on my knobs the other  day. Yeah. She's She's I just don't know where.

to take her. She's still pretty sexy. Yeah.  How old is Sally Field now? Oh, so old. 79. Wow. She's still a babe though. Yeah. after all  these years. Like, how you know why these women. are still babes like her? Cuz she just she didn't  [ __ ] with her face. Yeah. Julia Roberts doesn't. [ __ ] with her face. That's why she looks so  pretty. Yeah. 58. She's 60 years old. She's a. That's a She's a mega babe. It's amazing. Dylan  McDermott. What's this about? You like him? He's.

64. He's 64 and he looks great. You like this guy?  Yeah. Yeah. You like him? I like You know what? I. do like him more than Sally Field. I would [ __ ]  him more. You're off your head. Yeah. Sally Field. is a legend. Dylan McD, he's not a legend. His  looks are compared to Bradley Cooper just did. something weird to his face. He did. I saw that  on the thing. I know. Yeah. Hey, on March 27th, the asskicking comedy event of the year drops.  Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Streaming only. on Hulu. It stars Vince Vaughn, James Marson, and  Asa Gonzalez. Wait, wait, hold on. Vince Vaughn.

Yeah, man. He's twice as tall as me. Think more  than that. Well, in this movie, there are two of. them. He time travels back to fix a night that  went horribly wrong. So, your entire 20s? Uh, exactly. But he goes back as his own wingman. Two  Vince Vaughns trying to save the day. I need that. Future Bobby just slaps my phone out of my hand  and goes, "Don't text her." There's mob stuff, action, chaos, and it's rated R. Mob stuff.  You'd fold immediately, dude. I would thrive. in the mob. You have substitute teacher energy.  Rude, but fair. The trailer is actually hilarious.

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He's looked the same. Yeah. Yeah. How How  old was he when he did Cocoon? He was 49. He was 50 years old, dude. Like you right now. I  know. This isn't that insane. I'm 54. I'm five, six years older than him. Yeah, but you could.  This means you could have a resurgence. I know, but he was in a [ __ ] You know what  I mean? Nursing home in the movie. Actors did look so much older. Why did they  Why did he look so old? Everybody looks smart. Everybody looked older back then cuz nobody  took care of themselves. He's probably ripping.

two packs a day, drinking every night. There's  no like Korean They probably didn't know about. Korean facial creams or whatever. Look at that.  That's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilfr Brimley at 52. Isn't that insane? That's That looks like his son.  Yeah. grandson even. Yeah. This is This is because. no one cared back then. Unbelievable. You didn't  need to take care of yourself back. It didn't. matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when  you got older looking older because they needed. older people in movies. You need Yeah. If so, in  2026, if he was like 48, he'd look different, you.

think? Well, what what could he do to look more  hipster? He's got Balenciaga on. Hell yeah. Right. Like he's shopping at Gucci. Like, what Gucci?  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what could he do? I'm. sure there's a fix. Look at Look at you. You don't  look 54. Most people on the internet think we're. the same age. I know, but in the 50s, I think I  would look still the like the way I look now. You. don't think I would? No chance. You would be an  old Korean man in the 50s. Really? An old Hagerty. Korean man in the 50s. What? Well, you wouldn't be  in the business, first of all. Yeah, but what do I.

do different now than that? What would you What do  you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Were. there any Korean actors in the 50s? No, no, no.  I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have. been in Yeah, there had to been maybe one. Who is  that? Yeah, it was tough. Oh, there you go. Key. actors in the 50s, South Korean film industry  because of your own independent film industry. Yeah. Bari wood. I'd have to go back to Korea  to work, I think. Yeah, but look at that. They. look pretty. Yeah, but they're all very young, I  bet. That's They're all probably 19 to 25. That.

very young back then. Yep. Like in that guy on  the right playing 40, but he's 20. Yeah, that's. what they did back then. You'd play much older as  a younger person. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland was. 16 in Wizard of Oz. In Wizard of Oz, right? Or 15  or something. And they made her pretend they they. put her in that film as if she's a young woman,  but she's a high schooler. Yeah. Wow. Crazy crazy. times. What a great movie. Wizard of Oz. Honest.  Honestly. Yeah. No. I mean, for the time. Yeah.

What What don't you like about Wizard of Oz? I  don't like that when they get to the wizard. Oh, here we go. He's just a little weak man behind  a curtain. I I understand the I understand the. message, but I want him to be more badass. Yeah.  You came back. You followed the road. You followed. the road. How did you find me? All episode I'm  going to so we can do boost it up and the whiz. Right. That was the black. The black version.  The black version. Yeah. I would love an Asian.

version. That'd be great. The who is Yeah. If you  look at the tin man you look it's made in China, right? Yeah. We've lost Toto. The first scene.  Yeah. Toto's gone. Yeah. Yeah. And then all you. heard is the cargo go Yeah. The lion. Yeah. the  lion. I did indeed him. Okay. Cowardly lion. That'd be amazing. Yeah. Yeah. But who  would be the witch? No. Yellow brick.

road because they would get they they  would get lost. They would get lost on. the on the road camera wise. You would just  blend in. They would just blend in. Right. Follow the red brick road. We do white  road. White road. Follow the white road. Yeah. They should do an Asian whiz. Yeah,  they should do an Asian whiz. The Black. Wiz. That was Michael Jackson,  right? Did he Did he write that. movie? I don't think so. But he wrote the  soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah. He has the Europ.

Yeah. No. Bad. No. Very good. Yeah. And the  monkeys too, right? Don't they have monkeys? Flying monkeys in that monkey. Yeah. Yeah. And  they were really depressed. All those actors. Yeah. Like the little people on that were  treated so awful. Yeah. And then the rumor. that one guy killed himself ended up being  not true. Really? Who? They said a little. person actor hung himself in the woods. And  apparently you could see it in the original cut,

but that's not true. Man, Brad looks different.  Huh? 49. There's just something about it. You know what they represented? Yeah.  Yeah. This is Jim Henson in there like. I mean, look. I mean, it doesn't look real, by the  way. Why didn't they get those are all really old. men and they should have gotten little people,  little kids. Yeah. Or just get little kids to. play Little People. Yeah. No, but that wouldn't  have been Dude, imagine. That wouldn't have been.

okay. Yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and  you didn't get the role. I didn't get it. What? What? I mean, come on. There's 10,000 rolls. I  didn't get it. Nothing. Not even a call back. You know, they all shared one trailer, but they  put them all in one trailer. One trailer. Yeah. It's how awful. They were treated so poorly.  They talk about it. They were It was so awful. the way that this movie was filmed, the way they  did it. And also, she was treated like [ __ ]. She was abused the whole time. It's crazy. Oh,  yeah. What's his name in Legend? Um, yeah. R2D2.

Imagine, dude. Scenes in Tatooine in that thing  for hours. For hours. I imagine that. You'd do it. I mean, you you do it after I think after I did  Star Wars, the success success. I think the first. time you're doing it, you're like, "No one's going  to watch this." And I I'm in this tin can in the. in the desert. But you still But you still get the  you still get the the praise of the fans cuz they. know it's you cuz they promote it as you. I know.  But no one knew Star Wars was going to be that.

big. No, not the first one. Yeah. So, in the first  one, he's like, "Fuck this." You know what I mean? And then the second one, he was probably like,  "Yeah, put me in that." Imagine the call from his. agent. We did it. Wait, wait. He has dwarf agents.  You think they have regular Hey, Joe, you did it. You got the part. You want someone like you to  represent you? Oh, really? Yeah. That's why you. should have Asian representation. I used to I  I still kind of have a Korean um Asian. I think. you should have more. Lawrence Har commercial.  Lawrence Hostin. No. Half half Asian, half Jesus.

Where are these Jewish Asian agents? We need  them. Oh no. Oh my god. One of the one of the. trees from Lord of the Rings is here. Guys, get in  there, dude. You're not You're not doing anything. You're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our our our  fans at home, we have a a guest that joined us, one of our favorite people on Earth. And very  funny. A ballot a ballot holder, a potential. inductee to the Basketball Hall of Fame, Blake.  Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blake. Blake Griffin.

You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to  the Hall of Fame. Yeah. I don't know much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know much about it, but but  I'll tell you this though. I'll tell you this. I. know that you're a professional basketball player.  Was Was Right. But I mean, but I don't judge it by. that. Who did he play for? What? Who did he play  for? Name name anybody he played for. [ __ ] off, dude. Go ahead. What? He played for 35 teams. How  many teams did you play for? I played for I played. for Just start naming. Uh the Nuggets. Nope.  No. [ __ ] The Golden. Was it the Golden? Ah,

the golden. Yeah. Yes. The goldens. The goldens.  What's it called? It all goes back to Asian Asian. theme. Golden State Warriors. Yeah. Yeah. Golden  State Warriors. Like, uh, the sun. The rising. suns. Were you on the dragons? When were you on  the dragons? Yeah. Yeah. This is embarrassing. for me, dude. You're more like, you got to you  can guess. I know you can guess. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Trailb. Brazers is crazy. You are stickers.  That's crazy. got how many workshops? The dynamite.

mines. He was in those. Oh, dynamite. I don't  think that was I think that's like there's no. dynamite. Utah dynamite mines. Yeah. Yeah. What  city? Yeah. Was the hub for no longer needing. the railroads that Oh. Oh. Salt. What? No. Like  think about where where were like the home home? Detroit. There you go. There's one. What's the  team name? The [ __ ] the Lions. Yeah, dude. You.

were you played for the Lions? I played center for  the Lions. I thought that was football. It is. It. is. Yeah. That's not a football player. What?  What is Give me the first initial of the P. P. Detroit. Oh, Pistons. Oh, yeah. Detroit Pistons.  Go, Bobby. Did Blake Griffin ever play basketball. here in Los Angeles? I thought he played for the  Lakers, but no. Is there another Is there another. team in LA? What? Is there another team in LA?  The Lakers. That uh Give me the first initial. C. Is that the Celtics? Yes. I did play for the  Celtics. That's not the LA. That's Boston, though.

That's Boston. Yes. Clippers. Yay. Clippers.  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's one more, but this one could be tough. Give me the city.  No, the city. That giveaway. Yeah. I'm going to. give you the I'll give you the state. Yeah. Give  me the states. Give me the state. New York. Oh, the New York. The New York. The New York. Give  me the first initial. No, no, no. Come on. Why? Because I want you to find it. Okay. In fact, the  team didn't used to be in New York. M they were.

in New Jersey. Yeah, maybe that helps. It won't.  That's That makes it substantially harder. Can. you just give me the first initial, man? You're  making it embarrassing. It's uh it's an intricral. part to a basketball hoop. That's right. The name  of the team. Cylinders. Yes. Oh, yes. The New York. Cylinders. The Brooklyn Cylinders. Even if we tell  you the Brooklyn, do you know about the Brooklyn? You know the team in Brooklyn? Do you know who  they are? This is Wanda. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Give me. the initial first initial. Well, what is the part  of a basketball hoop that you know other than the.

rim? Yeah, the rim and the and the net. There's  no [ __ ] New York Nets. That's right. There's. not. Is there Nets? Yes. We just told you the Oh,  really? Brooklyn Nets. [ __ ] dude. Yeah. You're. really good on that, Dave. Yeah, I am. Thanks,  man. You were a big fan, right? Zoom into that. real fast. That's a great squad, by the way. Look  at that, dude. Look at the the powerhouse. Oh, yeah. But here's what Can you name any of those  guys? I'll try. Can you Which one's Blake? How. about that? All the way to the right. There it  is. Yeah. Nice. Spunky web. Is he in that? Yeah.

Spunky Web is in the top middle. Who else? Name  these guys. I know you know them. David Chambers. David Chambers on the top left. Yes. Very good.  Um there's always one African guy like um Frank. Alumaran. But no, it's Illumin. Okay. Close  though. Yeah. So, and also there's always a. Croatian or something. Yes. There's actually a  Native American on that team right there. Okay. Really? Which one's Native American? Shadow Wolf.  Yes. Is there a Shadow Wolf? I will say about that.

guy. He got the ball stolen from him every single  game. But they gave him like his own little court. Gave him a little side court and he gets to play  there. Yeah. I don't know much. I don't know much. It doesn't matter. But this was an amazing team.  Fear the beard number 13 is there. Durant. That's. a crazy crew. Who's the white guy? You know who  the white guy is? Is he a legend? He is. He's an. awesome guy. He's a great guy. But he's a he's a  basketball legend and I wouldn't he's not like a.

like the Hall of Fame type of but he's like that's  John Stockton. That's a legend. That's a Yeah, one of the best players of all time. Oh, Stockton  is Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't. even I can't believe I even know that. His  name is John Stockton. You know more players. than you lead on. Like I think you know Name  another famous basketball player. Go fast. Go. I know. You know Magic Johnson. Yes. See Yeah.  Who else? Um we got Scotty Pippen. 100%. See, I know you know you know the know a lot. He does.  You're killing this, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I remember.

the Phoenix Suns Chambers. The Center Forward.  Center forward for the Phoenix Chambers. What's. his first name? Tom Chambers. Tom Chambers.  Yeah. There you go. Chambers of Commerce. How do you know Tom Chambers? Cuz of video games.  Video games. Yeah, video games should help. Yeah, there he is. Tom Chambers. Do you know him, Tom  Chambers? Uh, I I don't think I've may have met. him before. Yeah. What legends have you met? Look  at the guy who throws this most of them if they're. still alive. Why are you laughing? He's with  Jordan. He's about to get into the Hall of Fame.

I know. He's great. Well, he knows the legends. He  is a legend. Something's more about you than No, no, no, no. Can I just say something? Yeah.  Right. There's certain comedy legends that. I don't know. Who? Um I've never met um [ __ ]  Russell Bran. You're right. I know Russell. Oh, you know Russ. You know, you know everybody  and everybody there is one legend I don't know. Ramdas. You're not familiar with Ram Das. Ramdas.  I don't know. You don't know him? Yeah. Yeah. Um, let me think. Who have I not met? You've met  Eddie Murphy. You've met Eddie? I've never met.

Eddie. You've never met? We met him together. No,  I've never met Eddie Murphy. I just recently got. a Instagram notification. See if I still have it.  From whom? Oh, no. It's a big name, dude. No. No. Deepo Chopra. Richard Prior started following  me. Whoa. Whoa. That's a good one. Good news. Bad news. One, he's alive. Good news. Yeah. Yeah.  Is he hanging out with Epstein? I don't know. That.

really shocked me. Richard Prior started following  you. Yeah. I don't know. Does Richard Prior follow. you? No. God, I'm a little bummed that Prior  followed you from the grave. Maybe Rain Prior, you know, his daughter. Oh, right. Maybe she runs  the account. Maybe Ray Prior does. Yeah. Richard, do you know her daughter? Yeah, Rain Prior. Let  me see if I can find the screenshot of it. Wait. Richard Prior. Is his icon him on fire? He follows  y'all, too. Hey, he does follow me, but I don't. follow him back. Does he follow me? Yeah. I didn't  know whether to follow back or not. I don't think.

it's a followback. This is a This is a corporate  account run by someone. I mean, Kill Tony. Yeah, he's a big kill Tony. Here we go. Richard Prior  started following you. That's huge. Wow. I mean, Larry Bird, you know him? Yeah. Yeah. Met him one  time. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. The hick from French Lick. That's what they call him. Really? The Hick  from Talked the most [ __ ] He was like the. He was a dog, right? He would talk heavy [ __ ]  Wait, I want to This reminds me on the car ride. You're going to [ __ ] love this on the car ride  uh from uh this weekend when we were on tour. So,

this guy that opens for me, Devonte Coleman,  great comic. He's sitting there and he kind of. giving me looks cuz the driver's saying a couple  things, uncomfortable things. And he goes, "Uh, well, I'll tell you what, you guys are better than  Tupac. I had him and he was not nice." And Devonte. goes, "You had Tupac in the car?" He goes, "Just a  couple months ago had him." I go, "Well, we should. alert the press. That's [ __ ] huge." And the  Devonte's giving me the don't egg this guy on.

cuz he's going to say wild [ __ ] And then I go,  "Yeah, so what what was Tupac's deal?" He's like, "Well, he brought weed and you know, they lost his  bag and he had to have his pot." And I was like, "Tupac lost his weed that he tra by the way,  Oregon. Weed's very legal there." I was like, "So, Tupac brought weed a couple months ago and  got lost his back." And then he goes, he goes, "Yeah." And I go, "You sure it was Tupac?" He  goes, "Oh, yeah." He He sings um Funky Cold. Medina. That's swear to God. In Oregon. This is in  Oregon. Oregon. Funky Medina. Staying true to the.

West Coast. Yeah. Who is of course Tone Lok. Ah,  not Tupac. Tupac. And I said, "Are you sure it's. not Tone Lok?" He goes, "That's who it is." That  was him. Uh-huh. He well he was a meanie. And then. I have to give you one more story. This guy blew  my mind. So the car gets quiet. Then he pipes up. again. Somehow we're joking around about the files  about the Epstein files. And then he goes I go, "Well, you know, they should uh they should  public execute. You know, they should just.

do like we should do public execution. We should  and it should be pay-per-view. You'd pay for it.". And we're like, we're joking around about it. And  then he goes, "I agree. I agree." And I go I go, "Yeah, you like that? We should take out everyone  on the on the list." He goes, "Yeah, I'd prefer. just historically because of me, I prefer hanging  myself." And Devonte just slowly turned to me. And. I was like, "All right, brother. I think uh let's  stop chatting. I'm going to get on my phone now.". He literally said, "I prefer hanging." Wow. And  I was like, "Fer hanging." Oh, boy. That's it was.

because you forget, dude. Oregon's the west coast,  but rural Oregon is not rural Oregon is not uh are. you like a get in the Uber or just like a driver?  It's a driver that works. You get in and you right. away you're like, "All right, let me feel them  out." Or cuz I try to go quiet cuz you never know. what you're going to open up and then I always get  nervous. I'm like, if they're familiar with you at. all with for you, it's got to be impossible for  them to not know who you are. We can kind of get. away with it sometimes, but then I think they're  listening to every word that we're saying. Yeah.

So, especially if I'm with people that are opening  for me, I'm always like, "We should because. sometimes people talk about stuff that we know and  friends, I'm always like, let's not he can hear. He's going to listen." Also, a lot of drivers  have that those little cameras cameras. I I think. about that all the time. They're I think I mostly  think about it when I'm just getting just getting. a book. You just like make eye contact. Do you  talk to them right when you get in? I just Hey, hello. And then I try to I try to sometimes I just  take AirPods and I go, "Hey guys." Yeah, I'm here.

I'm in a car, so I'm going to be on mute, but I'm  listening. Watch Tik Tok videos. So good. I did. the phone call thing, too, but the ride was like  an hour and a half. It was tough to keep that up. Yeah. Yeah. I had to improvise a fake phone call  for 2 hours. No, Johnny. You know what I mean? He. was at the halfback. He's a halfback guy and just  making [ __ ] up. How did we lose the deal? Yeah. Yeah. How did we lose it? Two hours of that. We  had a driver in England that he we had on video. that we posted. We were asking him questions  because we really wanted to know like he showed.

us the studio right that um was Abby Road was  recorded at right and then we pass it and we're. like what's that and he's like oh and we're like  oh [ __ ] I don't understand a word this guy laugh. so hard he was just mumbling through everything  and he'd go yeah and we're like yeah that sure. that's fine he talked to us forever we didn't  nothing nothing came out of that talkace talkace. is the number one rated online therapy bringing  you professional support from licensed therapists. and psychiatrists that you can access anytime,  anywhere, anywhere. And on Thursdays at 4,

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I go direct because if you have that big a feet,  he's kind of I bonsai. Oh, you're interested in. me? Yeah. Oh, not sexually. Oh, okay. Yeah.  How dare you? Spiritually? Yeah. Spiritually, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so, um, you  dating? What's going on? Yeah, I'm engaged. I'm. engaged. Yeah. Thanks. Amazing. Amazing. Thank you  so much. Guess who's going to be the flower girl? Bobby, you would be such a cute flower. I would  be the best. A little sundress. I would literally.

do it just floating down. I would literally do  it. You with the flower. I mean, you'd make it. such a show. Yeah. Do you have a date already  or no? Uh, September. Yes. Labor Day weekend. 911. 911. Wow. September 11. Good time to do it.  Love is in the air. Yeah. Never forget. Did you. instantly when you met her, did you instantly know  she's the one or did it take time? Um, she's Yeah, pretty spe like special from the beginning. He's  He's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive. because he's we're trying to find him love  again because he's really he wants it back.

Let's get down. I'm dating I am dating somebody  dating. How did you guys meet? Yeah. Yeah. At the. comedy store, but you know, but I'm saying she a  comic. No, no, no. You're dating someone, but I'm. saying like you want marriage now. You're ready.  Yeah. Yeah. You're ready to go. It's beautiful. Yeah. He wants it. I'm ready. Yeah. Yeah. But um  what makes you know you're ready? He's 54. Oh, okay. Wow. I'm about to die. That's how I know. My  god. Yeah. We just bought his plot of land to uh.

to bury him in. So, we figured we get that done,  then we get a headstone. Then we get married on. the plot of land. Save a little. I've been taking  a lot of these lately. Yeah, that's a plug for the. show. No, but this is real. I I asked Carlos last  night. I go, "Bring more blue." The funniest thing. is we do do blue chew reads for the show, but  Bobby eats the bags. He rips through them and. we don't then we don't have them to do the reads  because he's like they're at the house. You're. just popping them like Oh my god. No, no, no. It's  just like because I'm on Lexa Pro, you cannot get. even a wrap. Not at all. At all. So the Lexa Pro  and the Blue Chew are just fighting each other.

Yeah, they're fighting each other. Yeah. Yeah. Who  wins? That's the commercial. Blue wins every time, baby. Great commercial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I need  it. You do. Really? It works though. But without. coming is hard. Okay. Coming is hard. But without  the lecture pro, you're fine. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. coming. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home.  Have you se You've seen that, right? Arnold. God, it's the best. Wait, but without the Lexa Pro,  you are fine. If I wasn't on it. No. Yeah, I'd be fine. Yeah. But you feel so much better  on Lex. It's really astounding how you just it.

affects your sex drive. What are they called?  SSRIs. Oh, like whole drive. I think the whole. drive even now it's like last night I was at  the comedy show. We were at the show and I was. going in the back and there was a really cute  girl and she grabbed my wrist and she's like, "Where are you going?" Right. And I'm going home.  I think that's the Lexa Pro talking. Take my Yeah. Yeah. Like I didn't even Cuz normally what I would  do is I'd wait for the whole show to end. Yeah. Then I position myself smoke a cigarette outside  of the main room door. I know what you do. Yeah.

And then you grab them and go, "What's up? You  have fun?" Right. But I didn't even do that. I did. this and I went home. But then if you did this and  then you got in your car, popped the Bluetooth, then you're like, "I'm going to go have a chat  with that lady." Yeah. Then I have to drive back. Yeah. Yeah. You got to go back. Yeah. But it it  affects my sex drive. I think that's something. that ball players can't do. Like you can't wait  outside of the stadium, have a cigarette. No, I usually don't. Yeah, but you know, guys will  guys will use the uh lock the bench attendance, the locker room attendance. You know, they sit out  there on the court during the game and they'll use.

the Oh, really? They'll do that. Go talk to that  girl from Yeah. They send them over. That's great. Single guys out. It's like Carlos is like your  runner. Yeah. Except I would take the girls from. the players. Okay. player. I see you. I would do  half and half. What do you What do you He said no, man. You said you're saying, "Yeah, if you're an  assistant at an NBA game, you would get a girl. over Blake Griffin." Yeah. If he was pointing at  a girl, I'd be like, "Hey, Blake, uh, you know, he's got some other girls tonight, but you roll  with me. You know, maybe we'll see him at 3:00.

a.m. 4:00 a.m. That's the same one I do with  Bob." That is exactly That is precisely. Bobby, I'm joking. I don't let it go. I let it go. No,  that is legitimately true. It's the ketamine. cut talking the ketamine. Yeah. Are you guys  doing ketamine back? I'm not on ketamine. Yeah, he's on ketamine Saturday. He was this he was on  this weekend. He's he's uh he's going to be in. timeout because he's supposed to be sober, but  Yeah. Not happening, I guess. Okay. They go to. the gay nightclubs and they party all night. We  don't have to tell Blake about the gay. No, Blake. likes to hear that kind of stuff. No, I I love I  love Are you kidding me? Come on. You would have.

killed it at the Abbey. Thanks, man. Appreciate  it. Make that part of your speech. Blake, who I. would have killed it at the Abbey. Just letting  you guys know. Blake, who's the most famous person. been that's been courtside when you were playing?  Oh my gosh. Would anybody make you nervous? Yeah. Does it make you nervous? Yeah. Basketball. I  played I've literally been able to dribble ball. since I could walk. It's like the one thing second  hand. Well, I'm saying we don't you see someone. famous in a crowd at a show, you're not you. It's  awesome. You're not You're like stoked. You're not.

nervous. I don't know. Uh, it depends on who like  you've like seeing Denzel or Jack Nichol like Jack. Nicholson or um Barack Obama. Does Jack even watch  Barack Obama? Yeah, Borack. I'm still I've never. played Barack but Barack was there. You don't know  Barack. Dude, there was a game. Look this up. Look. up Look up N64 Turac. T U R O K. Tack Obama is  a game I'm going to put out where Barack Obama's.

just fighting dinosaurs. Barack Obama taking  back. Okay, that's that's Barack Obama. That's. why he's so staunch on the fossil fuels. That's  exactly right, dude. So you don't get intimidated. if Barack or something was was in the sidelines.  I'm Can you I need you to say I don't know how to. say it. I refuse to say it right. No, he's saying  it right. Yeah. Borac. Borack. Obama. Obama. Bor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't get nervous. Like  they go Bor's here. Not nervous. I would be like, "Wow, that's really cool." Yeah, the guy the  guy was in office for [ __ ] almost a decade.

and it's Borac to him. Never once did you hear  the news and go Barack and you were like no I. think it's Borac. Yeah on Fox News they Yeah they  were obvious just outing himself as a Fox News guy. big time damn it Barack turning point guy. Hussein  Obama. Yeah. How was the Show me his papers. Was. he even born here? Show me. How was the kid rock  concert by the way? It was really good. So good. We were there. Yeah we went. It was Amir, Kiss  My Frog. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile,

I was listening to Bad Boon. Yeah. Amazing  performance. Bad Boon. Did you like it? Yeah, it was great. What a great performance. It was  It was It was insane. Flawless. It was insane. I didn't understand one word he said. Yeah.  Yeah. I don't care. I put up a Google Translate. I was like, "Fuck, I'm in. Let's go."  Yeah. More bony. He understood every. word cuz FY's from Spain. So, he really got  that. That really tickled you, didn't Yeah, it's not deep. I in It's not deep. Oh, wow. I  just picked up on the accent. The whole time I.

Thank you. It took you He's working hard to cover  it up. Yeah. Oh, don't cover up your No. No. Okay. Thank you. I I won't do it anymore. Okay. That  was actually surprisingly easy to convince you. of that. Yeah. He's an American citizen now, so  uh he's safe. He's safe in here with us. Yeah. Sorry. That was a big deal for us for a while.  Yeah. Yeah. We got him in. And you're all good, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Not really. Not really.  You say that. I mean, we don't really know. Yeah. Maybe I should call like a president or  something. Did you ever want to Did you ever want. to fight someone in the crowd? Did you ever want  to Yeah. No, nobody like nobody famous really. Um,

you did want to fight a random fan. I did want  to fight. I mean, the malice at the palace is. one of the greatest things that ever happened.  That throwing the water on that guy is You know. who that is? Who? Will Meldman. Wait, that's Will?  Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. So, it was a bit. It was a bit. God, that's I never knew that's who  that was. Yeah. Will Meldman right there in the in. the yellow shirt. Oh, wow. Warriors fan. I I badly  wanted it to be someone you didn't know because. it was a great bet. He threw water reenacted it  like a year like right after the playoffs. Oh,

you did? He threw water on a guy in a in  a Warriors shirt. Uh by accident. Yeah, by it was an accident. By accident. That's funny  that that was Will. I couldn't even I couldn't. even tell with the hat on. You've never done that?  You've never thrown something at a fan? Have you. ever had something thrown at you? I've kicked  somebody. Who' you kick? Oh, they turned around. and kicked them on the back. Why? What? As a joke,  but I think I did too hard. It hurt. I go, "Get. the [ __ ] out of here." How often are you guys  like kicking out hecklers? Not as much anymore. The store The store The store is pretty good about  it. Especially now. That's Bobby if he was a Yeah,

Bobby. One of my moves. Bobby would be Draymond  Green. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Uh I'd be Rodman. No. Why not? No. The worm is I'm good defensively  in the dress. Don't get defensive, dude. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You're Rodman. Yeah, you're Rodman  when you get wild. That's Bobby Lee. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be wild. Yeah. Which basketball player would  I be if I was a famous ball player? Oh [ __ ]. That's a good one. Steph Curry. That's a huge  compliment. Yeah, that was No. Stephen Cerr. Steve. Curry. Steve Curry. Is that who you meant when you  said Steph Curry? Yes, I did. I did. I did. I did.

Steve Curry. Yeah. Yeah. Steve Curry. Yeah. Yeah.  Yeah. That is 100% who I would be. I think that's. who you Hey, man. That guy's a dog. What about me?  I'd be Yaoing. No. No. I'm Yao. Jeremy L. Jeremy. Lynn. Oh, Jeremy Lynn. I would be. Wow. Who is  the Is there was there ever a short Asian ball. player that made it? Never. Like made it made it.  Yeah. Uh honestly, Jeremy had a nice nice run for. What was Jeremy? Jeremy's only 6'3. Something like  that. 62. Oh, you're talking about shorter. Oh,

Yuki Kawamura was 5'8. Japanese point guard  short. He plays for Memphis right now. Yeah, he still plays. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yuki Kamura  5'8. He's good. That could be you. Yeah. Is he. good or he's he's a good player? Yeah. Yeah. But  he he's not the first guy you would sign. Well, his stats. No, he's not at the draft. Well,  I mean, yeah, some people maybe Yuki first. round trip draft Yuki goes to the Bulls. Can  you imagine what this did for Japan? I mean,

they probably lost their mind when he got drafted.  Yeah. Well, by the way, Ruie Hachimura. Oh, Hachimura. He's half right. He's half Japanese.  No. And he's really good. He's a Laker. He's. great. Yeah. He's like 69, 68. He's the [ __ ]  man. Yeah. He's Asian. Really nice guy, too. But. here's the problem, Blake. Look, you zoom. Yeah,  zoom in. Here's the problem. Enhance. What's. the other half? Enhance. He's Asian. What's the  other half? Just spinning. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he really does look Japanese. He does. He really  does. Yeah. I think the other half won in this in.

this biological. It always does. Yeah. Yeah. First  name and last name one. Yeah. Yeah. Rui Hatchima. Hachimura. And there's him with his peers and  speaks, you know, obviously speaks it. So his. dad was Asian, mom was white, not black, I mean.  No, his parents were white. They were both white. And uh this was a big point of contention. It was  a big mishap. The hospital was getting real loose.

How they did you guys see this woman who gave  birth a black is a white woman give birth a black. kid and accuse the husband of cheating on her  with the black? I've seen it time and time again. It's called the Blake Griffin autobiography.  Well, so his mom is black. Brother? Yeah, brother. Should we dive into it? I mean, well,  I What? Why? Why is that a weird I mean, dude, clearly his mom is Asian. What the [ __ ] His  dad is black. Well, how how does he get the.

last name? You can [ __ ] Uh, have you ever  Do we explain it to me seriously? Maybe he. grew up with his mom is all I'm going to say. I  don't I don't know this for a fact, but maybe. That's his mom. Wow. No, that's his dad. Yes.  All right. His mom. Yeah, that's his That must. be his dad. I I'm not sure. Actually, it's a good  question about the last name. Yeah. Unless his dad. Oh, look at Boy, I tell you what, this is this is  tough to tiptoe around. What? But how about this,

Blake? As a as a half in the NBA. Oh, you're  half. That's right. You're half. You're one. of the greatest halves that ever lived. Thanks.  Yeah. I mean, you've got to be an inspiration to. all the other halves. Your com your combo is  what? Your mom's white. My mom is white with. red hair. Yeah. Yeah. He's me. Yeah. He's me. If  the if we flip and your dad's a large black man. And my dad My dad is Yeah. My dad's a black man.  Is he large? He is large. Yeah. He's 6'4. 6'5. Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's 5'8. 5'8. His  dad's that little Japanese guy. Yeah. Yeah. Are.

they still together? They are still together.  Amazing. Yeah. It's a beautiful story. Oh, that's amazing. Do you ever go home and go, I'm  going to come. Where are they? Like what city? Oklahoma City. I want to go back to Oklahoma  City. I'm just going to go to my old room and. stay for the weekend. Do you ever do that? I  do. When I go home, I stay with him. They're. They have since moved to a different house that I  grew up in. But did you help them? Same bed though. from your childhood. Same bed. Same bed. Yeah.  And is it nice to just wake up in the morning, your mom's cooking up something? Mhm. Yeah.  What do you think? As a a white redhead.

lady married to a black man in Oklahoma,  dude. Wow. Right in your face. By the way, love corn beef hash. Over medium eggs. OB I see  what you did there. What? Corn beef for the Irish, hash for for the black side. Exactly. Hashish.  Hash. Sorry. Corn beef. Hashish. Yeah. Now I'm. going to ask something controversial. Oh  boy. Yeah. We can cut it out if you want. It's a real question. It's a real question.  Does your house smell more my mom's dick?

That was a question. Does your home smell more  black or black? I knew you were going to say. that. You know what I mean? No, because there's  a smell, right? Yeah, there is. If you go to my. parents house, it's full-blown Korean. Oh, yeah.  Yeah. Yeah. You're like, "Oh, Koreans live here.". Yeah. Right. So, it does What do I smell? I  I'm I'm spending the night. My personal home. My parents home. Your parents home. You and I are  sleeping. Twin beds. Yeah. Separate beds. I mean, my parents home sleeping. I wake up. Oh, good  morning, Blake. Yeah. It smells like the White. House. Not the White House, but a White House.  But it's very It smells a lot of candles. Yeah.

Candles. Cotton. Fresh linen. Oh. That's a  white person's candle. Oh, okay. I got you. The cotton thing was weird. Yeah, that that that  actually threw me off. We both were like, "Where. are you going with this, dude?" White people's  candles s like fresh linen or they do like the. um wood camping wood fire beach wood fire. No,  that's a different one. Beachwood Beachwood. Beachwood. Beachwood. Yeah. What does my house  smell like? You've been to my mom's house. Yeah,

it's white. It's very white. What does it smell  like? I mean, it's always like a little bit of. a baseball glove with coffee. You know what  I mean? And a little bit What was the first. thing? Baseball glove. Like a leathery baseball  glove. Like a very fish muff. A little apple. pie. Drive my truck. Yeah. Yeah. That tie my  boat. Smells good. Listen to country. Don't. Yeah. Yeah. What do you listen to? Um, what do  I listen to? Hip-hop. Hip-hop. Thank you. No,

I like everything. I think I like What do I like?  I like uh I like I think my preference if I could. listen to anything all day long probably be closer  to soul music than Yeah. I don't know. I just like. it. Yeah. That's my redheads are black, right?  We are black. We're black now. Which you already. had. Well, yeah. Now I'm just Now I'm just full  black. Your redheaded half got promoted to full. black. Full black. Yeah. Is your mom Your mom's  redheaded? Yes. Wow. Pure pure red. Pure red. Wow.

Pure bread. I love it when it's pure. There she I  want to meet your mom so bad. Sweet. Look at Oh, wow. Yeah. And that your dad? No. No. That's  just a guy that she met. Just brought a guy to. the game. And your brother is right down there who  I love. Your brother's a great man. Taylor. Yeah, there's Taylor. Wow. I run into He's got the  red beard, which you kind of would have if I. would if I grew it out, but you never do. I did  once, but I would I You know what? I would kind. of like I would make sure it looked a little  darker, you know? Did he shave because he was.

bald or he shaved to look not like you? He was  He was going thin and he was like, "You know. what? I'm not anymore." You're not even close  to that. You've got full lettuce, dude. I Well, I've been I've been working on it. No, it looks  really No, but I use a thickening shampoo and. condition. I take the I take the pills. Take the  pills. Yeah, I'm fighting it. Carlos uh Carlos. is we He wants us to go fly him to Turkey. Show  him what you got cuz he wants us to fly him to. Turkey to fix that. All right, Blake. Oh, prime  candidate, dude. You would be, dude, you would.

Can you imagine? We said we wanted to fly him out  for it. He already looked it up. They're having. trouble in their government, though. It's a little  Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full head? I mean, Blake, I'd be unstoppable. I'd  be It'd be You'd be at the Abbeby just. whipping it back and forth, dude. It would be  lobster 3.0. It' be crazy, man. I like that. That's might be too much power for one man. That's  why that's why God did that because they go this. guy's too handsome and cool. We give him hair  as well. It's trouble. That's trouble. I would.

like to I've had I mean people have people love  the results. Yeah. Well, look at Dude, honestly. though, we we looked it up, right? How much did  you say it costs for the whole head? Six grand. 6 G's for Turkey. Uh that was for Spain. For  Turkey, it's like4,500, I think. Wow. Wow. Yeah, it's not bad. We'll send you to Turkey. Can we  send them to Turkey? Why don't we just do a little. gofund me right right now? Why don't we start it?  You could fund me. Just wa wa wa. Technically, I could, but we just met. Yeah. Yeah. We don't  need to gofund me. We have the funds here. All.

right. Wow, dude. That's really aggressive. You  know what? Let's make a Let's make a little Let's. make a little bet and maybe I'll fund your u your  your hair transplant. Let's make a bet with them. and let's see if it works. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  What's the bet? Who are the the matchup in the. finals? Oh, so you're going to pick? Yeah, I'll  pick. Yeah, you you pick. If you pick correctly, I'll fund your your hair. This is amazing.  If you pick Do you need some time to look at. the standings? No, he's a die hard. Oh, you're a  Okay. He's a die hard. He's a That basketball is.

his number one sport that he pays attention to.  Okay. And by the way, I'll let you pick between. Spain and Turkey. Daddy's splashing the pot.  Let me Let me pick for you. No. For you. Please, God. No. Yeah. Yeah. Shanghai Sharks versus the  King. Yeah. Yeah. Are we talking basketball? Like. uh NBA. Okay. NBA, right? Can I pick for you?  Are we talking basketball? Aa do high schools.

Do local high schools. Yeah. Yeah. All right.  You pick, Bob, but Okay. Yeah. No. Give us Give. us your real pick. The Sonics. I already know.  The Sonics. So, yes, he picks the Sonics. Yeah. I was going to say OKC versus Celtics. I think the  Celtics are going to go Wow. Really? I love that. pick. I love that pick. All right. So, how about  this? Ironically, what you picked was half true. Exactly. Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma  City Thunder. Isn't that kind of crazy? Yeah, that's correct. I already knew that. I always  say the old school name, right? I already knew. that. Change. I already know that. How about  the what? The Nick's old school name. Exactly.

What's that one? What? The New York Nick. New  York Knicks. What? Nick. Nick. Nickas. Nick. That's exactly short. We dropped the A. The New  York Nickas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were really. good. And these Nickas are running up and down  the floor. By God, have you ever seen a Nicka. run so fast? This Nicka's jumping out of the  gym. I mean, why can't we have that? Yeah. Yes,

we can. The Boston Celtics are just have no answer  on defense. They must be saying, "Nick, please.". Oh, man. I got to be honest. I love your pick. I  I mean, Oklahoma City is obviously a big favorite. The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very  interesting one because Jason Tatum's hurt. He. might be coming back. I think they're coming back.  Wait, wait. So, you think it's going to be OKC and. who? The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a  couple weeks. Oh, so you think the Celtics? Okay. OKC and the Celtics you really think can do it.  Do you think he's going to be full strength? No,

but I think in the playoffs he will be. And I  think he'll overtake the Pistons cuz they're. younger. It's incredible for you to talk to a  professional basketball player this way as if you. have any knowledge more than I I love it so much.  Dude, I'm actually I'm actually I I would not No, he might be right. I would not argue that. My  money would be on Detroit, though. The Pistons. are young. They are the be They're They are the  best team in the in the uh Bobby, you're loving. this, aren't you? Yeah. He's been staring at the  standings. Trying to make sense of it. He's trying. to match a team to a city. I just think some of  the name should be changed. Like the Cavalier.

What is a Cavaliier? Couldn't agree more. Yeah, I  couldn't agree. I mean, that's like a hard city. What? No, I don't. I haven't even heard of it  before. Cleveland, but where do you think they. should be called? Cavaliers? I've never heard of  it before. What do you think they Oh, let's rename. them. How about this? This is more fun for you.  The Cleveland like the Cleveland there was the. Browns. Simple, right? It's got to be some sort of  You know what I mean? So Cleveland what? For the. hands. The Cleveland hands. Cleveland hands. Cuz  that's what they use. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. They're really getting their hands in there.  Yeah. Yeah. The Cleveland feet. Cleveland feet.

Your feet. Stuff that they use. All right. So, how  about calves? No, they're the calves, right? Well, they're the Cavaliers. Cavali. Oh, yeah. Yeah.  Yeah. That's even simpler that like Cuz I have. a calf. No, Ca. Calves. But you're right.  You know what? Let's They do go by the cats, right? Yeah. All right. How about Toronto Raptors?  Do you like the raptors? I don't like it either. Let's Let's do a animal that exists. The star  player, Tack Obama. Yeah. Yeah. How about the. um the rap the rain frogs? The Toronto rain frog.  Yeah. Yeah. I love Have you ever seen an African.

rain frog? Careful. No, it's not careful. They're  the saddest creatures on earth. They're so cute, though. Have you seen it? Why can't they be  happy? Yeah. Oh, look. Zoom in. Okay. Yeah, they got a little fat. Look at that. They're very  sad. Let's do that. The African rain frogs are. sad. The Toronto African rain frog. Yeah. I mean,  look at the merch we're going to sell. Look at. that, dude. Why are they so sad? Oh, you know that  when they're born, their fathers leave right away.

Okay, so go back. Okay, let's go back. Okay,  so then the 76ers are Philadelphia. What do. you like about them? Oh, wait. The 76ers. What  does that even mean? Come on. Or some arbitrary. number. 1776. No, dude. There's no way that's why  that is. Yeah, you're right. No, let's just make. up a 1942s. The guy who bought the team was  actually 76. Some arbitrary um I don't like. 76ers. You don't? Okay. So, what in Philadelphia  would represent a team better, do you think? Philadelphia. They've got Rocky. They've got the I  got the Philadelphia Fentinals. Yes. Philly fence.

Philly fence. Yeah. The fence, dude. I think cuz  they have that street. What's it? Let's go fence. Just bob out. Yeah. All right. Orlando Magic.  Yeah, Magic's good. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, Magic is Orlando. Disney magic. Yeah, I like it.  No, I like it. I like it a lot. Miami heat. Yeah. Yeah. Not my favorite element. Yeah. So, what  what do you like better than a hurricane? Uh. Miami. But it is hot there. Very. Yeah. Sweats.  The Miami sweats. Yeah, the Miami sweatings.

Yeah. Yeah. Sweating. Yeah, you sweat when you're  there. I think it should be based on the city, too. All right. What about the Charlotte Hornets?  Never been to Charlotte. Are the Hornets? They're. everywhere. They're inside the stadium. They play  Midame. They do the sound that I've Whoa. So, keep it that then. And I know that you're going  to correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those going to be? Mm- Careful. Atlanta  Hawks. What goes on in Atlanta? What [ __ ] man?

Tyler Perry. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, the the Atlanta  medias. Media. You better pass that ball. Uh-huh. Uh-uh. No. Well, the Atlanta medias and then  Chicago Bulls. Do you like the Chicago Bulls? That's my home team. Well, can I just Are  there Are they indigenous to the city? Bulls. Yeah. Back in the day. They're running wild in  Illinois. We've had bulls running in the streets.

for years. Really? Years? Cuz I've been there  a bunch of time. I've never seen a bull. Well, they hide them from you. Oh, they do? Yeah.  Okay. cuz they know your fighting days that. you're a barrel boy. They don't want to upset you.  Yeah. But why the why the bulls? Yeah. Yeah. Well, the bears and the cubs were had a shared thing  because a cub for a bear. But the bulls were just. their own entity. They didn't want to have another  bear. I like the Chicago Winds. Well, the wind. Well, we had so cold, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well,  the women's team is called the uh the Chicago.

uh Yeah. What is it called? Storm. Yeah. What are  we called? No, no, no. The Storm is What are we. called? The Chicago. Yeah. What's Chicago? Sky.  Yeah. Skyline. It should have been. Yeah. Chicago. sky. That's right. Angel Ree, shut up. So, you're  okay with Bull or No. Would you want something. else? Cuz Chicago is Al Capone City. This is  the Union City. It's a crime city. Deep dish. Deep dish. Yeah. Deep dish. Chicago deep dish.  Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We. keep it deep dish. All right. Let's finish off  the round. Milwaukee Bucks. Now, this is true.

to Milwaukee. Wisconsin is filled with bucks.  Mhm. You like Bucks or you want something else. for Wisconsin? They love cheese. Fear the deer is  what they say. Fear the deer. Cheese. Wisconsin. cheese. Just cheese. Yeah. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.  All right. Uh and of course Blake's uh old team, the Brooklyn, what do we say? Nets. You like  Nets? Yeah. Big proponent of the game. Brooklyn. Hipsters. Brooklyn Hipsters. Yeah. Yeah. Because  there's a lot of hipsters there. All right. Indiana Pacers. What would you you like? Do you  like that? Pacemakers. Pacemakers. Yeah. There.

are a lot of elderly people in Indiana. Yeah.  Yeah. And then finally, out of Washington DC, the. Wizards, Washington Warlocks. Warlocks. I'm more  of a warlock guy. The Washington Warlocks. It is. Well, Bobby Lee's locked in his picks and Carlos  has locked in his uh his picks for the finals. And. if it comes true, our fans are going to know Blake  Griffin did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to. get a full full-on hair transplant. So, that's a  airshake. Airshake it huge. Huge. That would be. incredible. It's not going to happen. Even if you  win, I don't think Blitz's going to do it. If one.

team gets there. That's what I was just going to  say. Hey, pay for half your half. That's not bad. I'll let you choose which half. That's not bad.  But it's got to be right down the middle. No, just from back. No, it would be funnier if  it was just this half was full hair. Oh, I see. Okay. Half was no hair. Okay. Yeah.  Wow. That is kind of a good move. I think I'm. I'm honestly pulling for you. Me, too. How about  You're welcome. I I want to get surgery. What do. you want to get done? That leg surgery where you  get they chop the like the butt bones and they.

put a gap so I can be taller. Yeah. How tall are  you? 53 and a half. Okay. And a half. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What's that? What's that? No, I just I love  I love that the the half is still being used. Got. it. 54. 54. 54. 54. He's 5'3. I'm talking. No,  sorry. I was talking age five 54. 54. But he. looks so good. You look amazing. It can increase  your height to 6 in now. They break your legs and. all that [ __ ] Put the bones in there. It's 100  grand. You want to bet Blake for this as well?

I'll make it easier. Uh the Wizards. Sure. Right.  And the Wizards. Go back to the um the that list. that you had. Now, you didn't know that list  was by teams and and place that they're in in. the league. So, go wizard. I know. That's  why I I don't Yeah, I want to long shots. How about the Wizards and the Pacers? Okay. Yeah.  Completely. They're both from the same conference. Pick one from the Western Conference  from this list. All right. So, um,

zoom in a little bit more. The Wizards and the  Suns. Go to the bottom. Wizards and the Kings, baby. If the Wizards and the Kings make the  NBA Finals, I will pay for your leg length. You will. I I promise you. Yeah. Yeah. Wizards.  And I'll even give you a score. Okay. Yeah. 86. to 14. That's the what? Score of the game. Yeah.  That's the score of the game. And the Wizards win. it. Avid basketball. The Wizards win by 86 by that  many points. 14. And then you have you better do.

it. You better pay for my surgery. Wizards have  to win by 62. It would be so funny if a pandemic. broke out. All these guys got sick again and then  for some reason these two teams ended up in the. middle of it. That would be amazing. Incredible.  It's impossible, but I want it. It's impossible. There's not even a 1% chance. No. No. Literally  no. Yeah. No, it's a one in a zillion. I think. uh can you go down to the bottom? Uh they have 12  wins and then 44 losses. So they would have to get. to I mean they're not technically eliminated from  the playoffs, but it's approaching fast. If they.

win every single game from now on if they win.  So what are they? They have they're at 56 games. So they have uh 26 games left. If they win out 26  would put them at 38 wins. And then the 10th seed, no, sorry, the 11th seed 20. Yeah, they could  they could technically make it hypothetically. Hypothetically, yes. And you know what? For your  for your legs, I hope they do. Yeah, me too. For. your wonderful little legs, I hope they do. Dude,  can you imagine the confidence you'd have with the.

height? Yeah. No, dude. I have confidence  now, guy. Yeah, he's saying it. Hey guy, don't ever challenge me. I think I think it'd be  worse. I'm not afraid of you, guy. I never have, never will. I know you have confidence.  You know what? That that's on me. Yeah, I'll rip you out. What's that mean? I'll stretch  you out. You want me to stretch you out? Stretch. me out, dude. Be careful. Yeah. Why? Pause.  I don't You stretch him out. Yeah. That's a. sexual innuendo. You know what's not? What  is stretch you out? Legs. You stretch your. legs out. I'll stretch your legs right out,  dude. Yeah. Yeah. You just want to make him.

comfortable. Yeah. You You'll be able to do,  you know, play again. You guys go to fight, he just becomes your physical therapist. Hammy's  got to get loose. You drink enough water? Yeah. Honestly, I I think if that happens, I would  love it for you. But I think you are the perfect. little height. God made you the height that you're  supposed to be. I don't even if I I had it for. free, I wouldn't do it because you can't walk for  like two years after that. You don't walk much. I. know. It looks so painful. Have you seen the guys  like rehabbing? No. Let me see the guys rehabbing.

these. Like there's like a guy on TikTok that did  it and um Oh, dude. They have like the the metal. things that come out. It's almost like you like  fractured your tibia. Even the photos are insane. Wow, look at that. That guy gained like four  inches, five inches. Wow. It does work. 100%. Of course it does. I mean, this is going to be  detrimental when they're older. I mean, their. bodies are going to literally fall apart. Can you  like run after? Yeah. Oh, dude. I mean, it's full. functioning. It's just Look at that. There's  no chance this has any This has got to be so.

unhealthy for your insides. Yeah. You know what I  mean? Like, there's no way this is not really bad. for a giant plate over his He installed that. He  wanted a plate penis. Yeah. It takes away. I mean, if you're already in there. Yeah. While you're  at it, man, it's the challenge of life that's. the thing. Why body bodybuilder Brian decided to  become what does that say? How how tall? 66. So. he he got himself up. He was only what? I hate  that they do this. 1.82 meter. I mean, come on, man. Stop it with it. What are you doing? 1.82  meters is what? You guys are the only one who used.

this weird Hey, you're a [ __ ] American citizen.  Watch your phone. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on. You guys are the only one that use this. Well, you  moved here. Well, you moved here and you're happy. here. Are you not happy? Little person did it. Oh,  now she's a big little person. There's got to be. a name for that. You got to do the arms, too. No,  it looks weird. No, I don't know that I don't know. that the arms are what I'm distracted by. Now you  look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little. arms, dude. Wow. Look at that. Yeah. To that young  woman. Happy for her that she got Look at that.

That looks how So, this is who it's made for. Not  little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's. for people that need it for health. Yeah. I'm  assuming she had knee uh knee replacement. Well, you would know basketball player. I mean, you can  see that I'm going to need it. I'm going to need. it double. I'll definitely need it. My left. I  think my right might be okay, but I'm putting it. off as hips. Hips. I'm okay. I think you know you  recommended me. I will say the moment of truth. I. had a you know, my when my hip was bad, my back  was bad. He recommended me someone that helped.

me get much better uh for injections on my hip  because of all that hip pain that I had. He's the. one that helped. Blake was the one that introduced  me to a doctor that helped fix me. What's ailing. you, Bobby? You know, I'll be honest with you.  Nothing. Wow. His body is great. I think my body. is pretty good. I I think when you're smaller, it  doesn't break down as fast. Yeah. Yeah. That is. true. Bigger cars tend to break. Do you do any  physical activities? I really don't do I don't. do any that probably helps. Yeah. Yeah. We talk  about hiking a lot. Yeah. So, I don't It's never.

going to happen, but we do chat about it. But  if I sit down eight hours and play a video game, that's when I feel it. When I get up, I'm like,  you know, you would imagine. Yeah. You eight. hours in a video game chair. When you I I've done  that where I didn't even get up to get a glass of. water. I would just like sit there. Eight hours  with nothing. Nothing. What do you play? I'll. just play like Starfield or something like that.  Oh, yeah. Obviously Starfield. You're not a video. game guy at all. No, I don't do it. Yeah. It's You  guys are jocks. No, no, no. First of all, let's.

be real. I'm a nerd. First of all, are you more  nerdy, right? You know, so how many NBA players. play video games? All of them. They all play so  much. They travel with like little things and set. them up on the plane and play on the plane. A lot  of these guys uh didn't Cat stream for a while. Like some of these guys, they get they're they're  so big into it. They look they travel with their. That was LeBron when he was 19 years old. Yeah.  Now there's like these little briefcases and. it's a TV, their console, everything in there and  they can play at any moment. Do NBA players with.

with video game briefcases? Look at this. They  and they all travel with them now. Especially. because they're bored on those planes. Those  team planes got to be [ __ ] amazing though, Blake. Yeah, they're great. They're uh plenty  of room. Plenty of room. I don't know. We're not. getting a good shot there. What is it? A 777 you  guys all flying. It's like modified giant seven. somethings. And like the So the first class area,  these huge seats, they recline. Yeah. Not like lay. flat. And then like there's a I always sit at  the table cuz I played cards. Yeah. So there'd.

be like two chairs facing two chairs and a table  in the middle and you play cards. And then there. rookies have to sit they're assigned seats.  Rookies got to go back in a way cuz you know. if you're new to a team too like you get to the  team and like people have their seats already. so you just find an open seat or whatever.  Do you bully them? Rookies. Yeah. Get the. back kid kind of thing. Oh no. Yeah. Wedgie.  Yeah. Like a little nookie. You know what I. mean? Yeah. A little noogie kiddo. You know  what I mean? Little nooji. You'll get there,

kiddo. You know. Nah, go to the back. Yeah.  Yeah. Yeah. Back at um Yeah, the planes are. nice. That relationship always is interesting  to me of when the teams have to travel together, too, right? Because you don't But you don't NFL  they're required to be on that plane. You guys, if you could have your own individual travel  dependent on contract, you could you don't have. to be on the team plane. Some guys like if you  had like a specific reason like a guy had to go. see his family, somebody passed away or some this  or that. Yes. But like they prefer everybody to.

be on the plane for sure. But is that true that  nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not. have to fly on that plane? I I would say most guys  fly the Do they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. NFL is crazy, right? NFL you get fined if you don't sit on  if you don't get back on that. I mean if you. don't have an excuse like if you're like late  to a flight you get fined if you miss a flight. What's a fine for being late to the flight? If it  happens one time they may do it depends on the guy. but maybe 10k and then if you are late again maybe  30 25 30 and then if you miss a flight every game.

I'd lose 100 grand 100%. I was just show I was  literally Can you imagine all my money goes to. that? Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys ever take off they  don't show up? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. And then what's. that? That fine's got to be insane because there's  a fine and then they just have to get themselves. to the wherever we're going. If they're flying  home they get there. Yeah. But there are times. where they don't even show up. Yeah, there's been  times. I don't know that on a team that I've been. on that we've we've left somebody. There's been  people late. Usually they won't leave unless. it's like egregious, right? Um but yeah, guys have  missed flights for sure. Did Did you on a plane,

did Kyrie ever talk about flat earth when you were  on a a plane flying through the No, he never did. God, I wanted that to happen so bad. Yeah. As  you're on the curvature of the earth, he's like, "This is all fake." You guys have like a Arsenal  FC has a 15-year-old kid on the team. Imagine. that. Being 15. I can't do that in the NBA. You  can't do that in the NBA. No. Why? You have to be. child laws. Yeah. Child labor laws. Is it? Yeah.  Yeah. We're pretty serious about them. Um. Yeah.

Yeah. You have to be one year removed from high  school. Oh, I see. Okay. So, a lot of guys go. play. You can But imagine being 15 and and being  in the NBA. That'd be crazy. I can't imagine. You can't imagine it. But a 15-year-old probably  wouldn't play wouldn't it wouldn't be the same. the the level of play isn't there yet at 15. But  dude, I mean, look at like we have a 15-year-old. kid on our team and he's he he's great. What's  your job? And this is not me being rude, but. soccer is remarkably different than basketball.  15, these guys are not developed yet enough to do. what these guys do. It's not the same. Oh, you're  saying that Erland Harling is not huge? He's.

huge. You're not. Erin Harling, the guy the at  Manchester City. Yeah. How old is he? So like when. was he couldn't have played in the league? No.  No [ __ ] way. He would have gotten cooked. Yeah, because my point is not strong enough. You're just  not strong enough. You don't have these guys are. super I understand that. I'm not being rude about  soccer, but it's a different world. Yeah, it's. it's it's skill set with running. This is How old  are that kid? That's when he was 15. Yeah. Victor. Womenyama. He's now 20. He wouldn't be able to get  a basket back then. It would have been impossible.

for him to play in the league at that age, I  think. Would he be able to get a basket, though? For sure. He could he could be out there, but like  in terms of be the the NBA is not about going to. get a basket. It's about who can you guard? Like  if you can't guard like sure you can go out there. and like we could put you out there and you could  you could run up and down and go to the corner and. maybe hit an open shot, but like on defense like  b the NBA is just it's called a pick on league. So they just they bring you up into a pick and  roll. You have to switch that pick and roll and. then now you have to guard Luca coming down. It's  impossible. But you know in the 90s I would have.

been the white in the corner. I'm just white in  the corner. And there he is. The red streak in the. corner. Steve Kerr Curry. Steve Red Curry. Steve  Red Curry right there in the corner. Got in the. shot pocket and it got blocked. Steve Red Curry.  I'm a redheaded Indian guy. Half redheaded. Give. me the ball, man. I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a  three-point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye, man. Steve Red Curry. I never dribble.  Just waiting for the I'll pop a shot, man.

Pop a shot. I'll pop a shot, man. Practice every  day. After a game, you fly back to Do you get on. the plane or you leave the next day? That's what  we're saying. We would It depends. If you're on. a road trip, say we play in LA, we go to Utah to  play a game. We might go to Denver. And if there's. a day in between, maybe you stay over in Utah,  but usually you fly then right after the game. But. they're having a day off would be fun. No. What  do you guys do together? Um, like the Celtics are.

playing Golden State on Thursday and then they're  going to fly to LA. Hey, I'm going to go play golf. with some guys actually. Oh, cool. On Friday. Cuz  they have a day off. So like guys will plan ahead, you know, if you kind of know you have a day off.  Yeah, you plan ahead. There's no practice that. day. A day off would Yeah. be no practice. Uh but  yes, on a trip like you might practice. But are. there no sessions in that day off or no? Sometimes  you just need a day off. So I'm assuming they get. back, they have like a little workout Tuesday.  What's today? Yeah, they're probably back because.

it's All-Star break. We're probably back doing  a little workout tonight. Practice tomorrow. Fly. to Golden State. Fly to San Francisco. Mhm. Shoot  around the morning. Play the game. Fly to LA that. night. They'll have Friday off. I think practice  Saturday and then I think they play Sunday against. Wow. Wow. Wow. Clippers. Clippers. No, Lakers.  Lakers. Lakers. Oh, it is. Yeah. I think they. already played the Yeah, they already played the  Lakers. Wow. What a lifestyle. Amazing, right? Yeah. It was so exciting. I always fantasize about  being in a pro league somewhere. I mean, you could.

have been a pro uh table tennis player for sure  cuz you're good at ping pong. He's very good at. ping pong. Oh, they're not teams though. Yeah,  but you still travel to play tournament. You still. travel to tourn Yeah. tournaments. You saw You saw  uh Supreme. I'm talking about a team sport. You're. not really team sport guy. Yeah, I am. I am. Pass  me the ball, bud. There it is. He's open. You know. what? He's open. I I know how to only telling  other people. He's open. Go. He's open. Yeah. Go there. Yeah. You would go around. Go around.  You would be a great coach. Go around me. Great.

coach. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I was super  motivated. Coach him right now. Go, Coach Blake. Blake, Blake, Blake. Why are you standing there?  Go to Go to the offset. Okay. Go to the offset. Go. to the center of the ring. I'm at the offset now.  I'm at the ring. What do I do now? Shoot it now. Shoot. Yeah, shoot it now. I missed. What now?  Yeah. What? What do I do now? I miss the rebound. All right. But I'm at the center offset ring.  Get six points, not three. If it's farther back, that's They should change that. If it's farther  back, you get it. You get more. Yes. They have a. three-point line. No, even more further back.  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We should see a five-point.

line. Yeah, there should be a five line. Start  with four. They they um they toyed with it in. the WNBA Allstar game. Yeah. Of like the circles  where Yeah. There's like a circle. There's a spot. you could you could shoot. Can somebody go on your  shoulders? We would do that movie. Yes. Right. And. they have to wear a trench coat to shoot like  that little Japanese guy. That little Japanese. run the little rascals. Yeah. Go see a movie only  by one. Or you go down your all fours, right? And. the Japanese guy like a trampoline and goes on  your back and then hits. Unfortunately, there's no.

cat there's a no catapulting rule in basketball.  Oh, you got to bring that back. I don't think it. ever was. Love the catapult. Got to bring that.  Although, you dunked often enough on people where. you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their  face. This was the thing that Blake was probably. the best at. He would dunk on people to embarrass  them and use their and use their head. The fourth. one right there. The fourth one. And he would use  their head as his for his balls to rest on. Now, that's his balls resting just gently against that  man's forehead. Yeah. And that's just to protect.

his balls. Yeah. Because when you're flying  through the air, your nuts going to be too free. Put a forearm up. He definitely kind of boosted  me up on that dunk a little bit. It was one of the. greatest grabbing his hair. It was involuntary. I  wasn't really find balance. Not the hair, Dad. I. I I I know you don't, but if I'm you, I have this  blown up so big in the entrance of my house that. every time somebody walks in, I would just And  they're like, "What's up with that?" I'm like, "Don't worry, that's whatever. Don't you want a  coffee?" and ignore it as if it never. But this is. the greatest. You should This dunk was so [ __ ]  unbelievable. I mean, like even his own teammates,

the guy that's getting dunked on. Yeah. They  showed love because it was incredible. His. balls were on his face. Wow. Wow. It's [ __ ]  amazing. Have you ever apologized to him for. that? I haven't apologized, but we have talked.  Timothy Mosgov, really nice guy. 72 Russian. What. does he What did he say about it in the aftermath?  We didn't really talk about it. I just was like, it's good to see you. I had a taste. I'd say I had  to pay you, bro. I mean, this to to this to you,

this is like when someone breaks someone breaks  someone's [ __ ] ankles and they cross someone. really bad and they score a goal and it's  just like they embarrass them like crazy. It's the exact same [ __ ] Like it's just You're  a Manchester City fan? No. Arsenal. Arsenal FC. Like you know you know those you know those goals  where they're like like what Messi did most of his. career where he ruined someone's he made them look  like they weren't there. Oh yeah. and just [ __ ]. destroy them and then score where you fake a shot  then the defender has to slide and they go Yeah, I love that. Or if they think you're going  one way and they just It's the same thing. in the NBA. Break their [ __ ] Yeah. So, you  would love the NBA. I feel like you would love.

an NBA game. It's so action-packed. Here's  the No, my argument is this. And no offense, too many black guys for him. Yeah. Way too  many black people. Yeah. No. Uh no, no offense, but there's too much scoring for me. Yeah. You  you like you like uh and this is the analogy I. want to use. That's the one I should have. Yeah,  it was Kendrick, right? Yeah. Here's my anomaly. That's Kendrick Lamar he's dunking on. That's  amazing. Yeah. They are not like us. That's what.

that's where I came up with. Yeah. Can I finish  my thing? Yeah. Okay. So, too much scoring. Well, it's the reason why I like So, it's like this.  Okay. If you were having sex and you nutted a. little bit the whole time. I mean, you right. You  had little mini nuts. Yeah. like ooh ooh ooh right. that's basketball that's a woman yeah yeah yeah  but okay but in soccer right sometimes you know. what I mean they score in the last 5 minutes and  when they do score it's a far more bigger like.

what happens when they score in the first five  minutes and they don't score again for the rest. of the game that's what he does every time that's  like a mini nut that just like you didn't even you. didn't even sometimes I'll have sex I do a big  nut up front and no nut at the end and you oh. you keep going but I still keep going yeah I still  keep going down. Well, he's asleep for the game, but that thing is rocked up. It's just too much  scoring for me. Right. I'm going to take you to a. game. We'll get we'll get really good seats and I  think you'll love it. I promise you. If I'm not up.

front, I don't want to go. You want to be on the  floor. I got to be sitting there with Nicholson. and all those guys. Well, he doesn't want to be  anywhere near us. Nick Olsson. Yeah, Nick Olsson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was ex center back and Barack  Obama. Barack Obama. Yeah. Borack. Wow. Shouldn't. you be killing a dinosaur to Barack? Um, well,  this has been a phenomenal episode. I will say, Blake, dude, you're so funny to me. One  of our favorite people to ever watch. No, really, you're so funny. And your connection.  Your connection with standup is the roots run. very deep with you because uh you've been  kind of a part of our world as a you're.

an honorary. I'm a I'm a huge stand-up fan. Yeah.  But you're an honorary because you're you've been. in our world. You've you've done you've done  standup. You've done roast. you've done. So, we love you and we appreciate you still do stand  up. No, I mean I I like still write some stuff. from time to time. He should. You should do it. I  just I don't I don't know. Okay. It's hard, man. You It is hard. It is hard. You already mastered  one career. It'd be embarrassing if he did ours as. well. It It would hurt my feelings. Yeah, because  he could do it though. No, trust me. I'm very.

aware. I know. It's annoying. Really needed this.  Well, yeah. You don't need it. You son of a [ __ ]. You guys aren't bad friends after all. And that's  full circle. Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo!

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