SNL v MadTV ft. David Spade | Ep 201 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends bad friends we are on. tour we're only doing a couple dates. this year this is it Atlantic City New. Jersey this weekend we're in Atlantic. City then we go to Salt Lake City Tula. Reno Sao Long Beach Windsor onario. Canada Niagara Falls Ontario Canada. Arizona we ended 420. in. lasas come out and see us go to bfsp. pod.com for those tickets badri pod.com. also I'm Bobby mom we Miaki Miyazaki.

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go to badf friends merch.com badri. merch.com to get these shirts for two. more weeks that's it you two are bad. friends who are these two idiots a white. dude and an Asian dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we bad. friends who would you open for when you. were young I was just seeing on there. bobcat bobcat you open for him yeah. really that Police Academy movie with. him and he brought me on oh gross is. somebody here God we were having such a.

remind nothing huh you always do. reminders now mhm you don't how many. reminders check your phone Jesus Christ. man yeah it's my fault sorry whose fault. is it it's my fault it's your fault. sorry Bob wow I had no idea how could. you not we couldn't stop talking about. this you forgot I forgot you scheduled. this you scheduled this I drove here. from oh high at 7 in the morning oh no. oh high that's insane insane say hi to.

David hey thanks for coming such a big. fan I'm so sorry I'll make it up to you. I know you're actually angry David dare. you yeah are you Furious he should be no. 32. movies oh [ __ ] I've never seen you like. this listen I listen 77 commercials yeah. I understand special listen let him. finish one. book um and a holding deal uh Bobby what. did I text you this morning I go wake up. today is is your Super.

Bowl and you didn't answer who canceled. on me Friday and said is there any way. you could do it Monday is there any way. and I go Bobby for you I'll do it Monday. I'll move everything around 1:30 and you. go yeah yeah let me turn off my phone. and all my so now he's been here for 44. minutes he's like well guess I guess. what though no no no no I got time for. one more question go okay put your hair. in a [ __ ] scrunchie we're doing this. okay chug that Red Bull right now God.

I'm not even fully what's in your mouth. are you dipping right now too yeah I'm. not fully in give him something to spit. in I'm not fully in this real sometimes. you don't have time to paint your nails. you just got to get. down such an [ __ ] I want to I want to. hear more about this for go one more. second Bobcat was the first guy to take. you on the road oh we're talking about. comedy uh maybe you should sit this one. out and then I did Bobcat was uh Bobcat. was on Police Academy with me and so I. got that part as my first part and then.

you stole the movie and we did can you. shut up can you honestly shut the I'm. for fake compliments bad I mean at least. it had me something any so I uh I did. that one and then we were up there in. Toronto we went to yuck yucks and [ __ ]. he would bring me around just cuz I was. on I was a comedian so he would let me. go that he goes can this guy go on and. then. that's for those of you who don't know. your crowd is what four to eighty olds. uh I think we tap out at like Bobby's.

big gesticular gestures of Hunny hair. and they watch it with the sound off and. uh anyway so I went to the yuck yucks. and then they go if Bob get if you go on. WE we'll put him on so that's how it. works and then I came back we stayed. friends I open for him now when you're. when he's offstage was the voice regular. how are you no he was no I think that. was an act he was a nice guy though and. then uh I watched him do well then he. got this movie hot to trot about a. talking horse and if you remember that. oh my God.

so much heat on him and it all went I. was there for the whole ride terrifying. and you watched him crash and then you. skyrocketed what a weird did he ever. call you after you got super friends no. we stayed friends uh for a while till I. got a certain level um Bobby I do like. you looking at your phone like and and. throwing it like crazy like Oh you mean. you reminded me on my phone why would. you do it on the that's where everyone. does everything Bobby he's like no I was. saying you should throw like a you don't. send pigeons anymore to [ __ ] wait for. wake up can I just say something real.

yeah go ahead two things number one this. is great I'm sorry should have been the. first thing out of your I'm sorry is the. number that I did did I say I already. said I'm sorry no you didn't no you. didn't you yelled at this poor guy. froming guadara obviously I'm sorry no. no it's not obviously what kind of games. are we playing now dude this is like. when my dad when my dad used to hit you. know what when my dad used to hit me and. he'd be like obviously I didn't mean to. hit you can I just say something okay. all right I made a mistake I'm sorry.

so I'm sorry so but I can I tell you. something please all right this is. there's good news here on and on this. road I'll tell you I'll tell you why. I'll spin it check it out right now from. now on though guess what I owe you for. the rest of my life that will get me. literally nothing I mean Jesus Christ. talk about nothing I know but you don't. know that have you have you ever had a. Korean have you ever had a Korean OE you. flavor a flavor a favor I just woke up.

are you an ice cream de shut the [ __ ] up. have you ever had a career owe you a. favor you have it have you Dave no and. our favors are tremendous gold bars you. know I mean fre noou you know what I. mean [ __ ] first of all gold bar you. like [ __ ] no yeah you know okay these. two immigrants don't know what's going. on right they're here getting three. credits all right so also secondly I. want to say is yeah when you did the. Young comedian special oh boy a real.

question no I'm not doing a question I'm. going to get I'm giving you a compliment. oh thank you okay okay you thank you by. the way you look like Wolverine and I. love it do I look good today yeah you. look good really good you look like. Wolverine I if he was sick but Wolverine. nonetheless it's a little gray here. though oh yeah uh so here you agree to. that no okay you look your hair gray at. all just. strands is it dyed I don't care if it is. no no I swear to God there isn't there's. strands good I do like her thank you so. much I wish you had all it again I like.

that look I I'll go back to it because. this that's the favor that you owe the. faor the favors the favors go on forever. with him now cuz he's they never end. it's like a god stopper it never ends. congratulations David congratulations. you get favors for the rest of your life. congratulations you. win now let me say something I have a. real question for oh [ __ ] is this. podcast usable.

or will this be like a practice one this. is like a it's for patreon it'll be. probably it's going to air relax Jesus I. don't like crazy Bob it's going to be. the biggest episode in planet Earth it's. going to be smart attic I don't know. what that's called it's going to Smart. attic your friends your three friends. it's going to be [ __ ] smartless yeah. smart ad first of all this is definitely. not beating smartless it will this. episode not unless you.

someone else is crazy this does well I. like because I see it and F Well we like. your show uh we just we just you know. the problem is you guys are respectful. and businesslike and on time and. professional and I was telling when we. get there 45 minutes early this sounds. crazy just hear me out on the day of. like a shoot of a podcast this rag tag. operation held in a [ __ ] strip mall. in the middle of nowhere you going to. give him money I go I go to you he's. going to give you money I go to use a. bathroom I go yeah about them here oh. here's a a key with a cinder block on it.

there's a shell down in Tunga I go guys. where is the money going I know we make. money it's right there flatable chair. and all this other dog [ __ ] look at that. money did you just set last night or a. couple hey thanks for coming man. normally I wouldn't accept it get some. lunch but today get some lunch get some. nice lunch now let me say something I. didn't even do a full set. no I'm not Brian monarch.

afford more than that Brian Monarch. Al yeah also can I just say so you did. this HBO young commedia special I was a. kid young high school and um you did a. promo though for it and I remember the. promo it was an interview right and you. you said something at the end and I. never heard this and people have said it. before but you said something you go. hold me I don't know why he said that. right but he I remember laughing super. loud as a kid yeah weird things like.

that like when I. was first one when I was on my first. Johnny Carson I think in the middle I go. o I had a sweater on I go Somebody went. to the Gap anyway so in the middle of my. set yeah so people thought that was. interesting because it was so weird to. say on a regular set on my first set on. TV so I know what you're saying I'm not. giving myself a compliment I'm saying I. like to throw in I think I said hold me. yeah it was a segue or like it was like. throwaway or something but I remember. going it was so Random so fun that's an. old it wasn't in that look at that look.

at you I know look at that Bel that. tucked in that's very that's this is the. sein felian era of tuck it in this is. way before the untuck it Store look how. cute he is oh and I button it to the top. for [ __ ] God knows why you don't have. a stylist none of these old shows you. have anyone telling you anything I. forget who else is on this lineup with. you Rob Schneider yeah uh Drake sa who. is [ __ ] great he unived himself since. then yeah God you're such a hipcat yeah. you know I want to make sure you can use.

it I know that's great don't use words. like cat because he's a little older. that's crazy sorry you're uh anyway yeah. yeah am I older than you you could be. anywhere and don't tell me from 20 to. 90 honestly yeah yeah are you you're. we're kind of close like fiveyear. difference probably oh we are yeah you. look good though thanks man um and I it. was Jan carum. Warren not Hutson Warren Thomas who. passed away did not on a live he did not. he God did that sometimes God does tough.

disease and um anyway that was very. influential in my comedy thank you that. moment of him saying yeah because I. remember going I like the ACT you know I. mean but I was like I loved it but I was. like that right there made me laugh so. loud it was so weird and random to me at. that time that I was just like oh and. also you were so young look you look at. my you're my age I was just like this is. a kid doing you know what I mean like on. HP this is insane that's how I felt. about uh sportson when I saw Nick he was.

like we're not too far off an age and. when he did his Comedy Central half hour. and he was that young what was he was 17. or something was he really he was the. young he had the youngest half hour oh. these guys actually do something yeah. they do okay he had the youngest half. hour I think he was the youngest guy to. get a half hour on Comedy Central 22. years old youngest comic star in Comedy. Central presents but I remember seeing. it and being like that's me I'm that's a. kid like us like it it was it does do. that fire cuz if you're 22 you're like. that guy doing better than me and I have.

to do more I got to do something catchup. with this I was still in college I mean. I was he he was already it's not a race. guys huh it's not a race well you're not. running that's for sure CU you're losing. yeah um no I'm kidding uh no Bobby when. we did that HBO thing they go you have. 30 seconds we're just going to film you. you say whatever you want it was so. weird because we all were like what are. you going to say they go we're going to. do you separately you say anything you. went for 30 seconds so everyone you. didn't know until you watched it and I. remember my manager goes I saw the one.

you did um do you want to redo that you. like that one I go well I didn't know. what to say he goes well yeah obviously. but and here's what I said just fix you. you have 30 seconds and your new comic. and here's what I decided to say I go I. went to Kmart the other day and I got a. flat tire this is even a bit I go I got. a flat tire so I went and I was hungry. so I went in the back and there was a. little dirty rotisserie with hot dogs in. it and I said to the lady working there. are these all beef and she goes I don't.

think. so this is funny and I go and I go and. that was it and they go is that's the. one I go I think it's funny it is cuz it. really happened and I go I should have. done more that type of humor because it. was a little offbeat than just regular. joke joke joke but when I got an SNL and. then uh oh a couple people remember when. I got on uh SNL I couldn't f figure out. how to write a sketch or do a weekend.

update piece without just being do jokes. from my act and I think it was Conan. O'Brien was there and he goes you have. to like a concept like a whole a whole. feel of a bit and then the idea will. sell some of the stuff without being. like punchlines and it took so long so. the first one that actually worked like. that where I was a receptionist and I. was going oh and you are and it was more. like an. attitude and when I was getting laughs. on stuff that wasn't like a punchline. then I really was like another thing. went off like oh you can do it like this. right I started learning oh that's how.

you write sketches that are just the. idea of it everyone's rolling with so do. you remember that one where I'm like a. uh sort of a condescending reception a. greeter yeah right yeah yeah I pretend I. don't know who anyone is and I go it's a. little crazy right now and so yeah and. then that worked and then they put it up. in the front oh look at that picture me. looks good look at the bottom see where. I have a coat on yeah he wants the one. to the newer one from Van oh you look. right there that's a good it actually. says sorry David Bowie David Spade. turned down a request from you kind of.

look like Tom you radio had a little bit. little bit that was for this sketch. where Bowie I couldn't get it on and. then Bowie was on the musical guest with. tin machine and I said I'm gonna write. Bowie I love that the one album they did. tin machine I love it I let's move okay. so um so uh as I just push him away yeah. I love that it feels so good feels then. I uh I I say oh I put Bowie in at the. end going I'm David Boe and I'm like I'm. sorry and he's like I was in uh I've. actually done it's just I I'm not much.

of a music guy you know just talking. down him so then they go oh David Bowie. read the sketch he once talked to you. about it I go about his three lines I go. oh sure so they gave me his fake name. they said call this. hotel do you remember his fake. name I do not God I wish I remember I. want to know his Al was cool I had it. written on a piece of paper because he. called me and uh they said call him back. and then I called him oh my God they put. me through imagine can you imagine I 26. 25 and I haven't gotten the sketch on it.

IM he goes David I'm reading this. reception and I met him at the Young. comedian special oh see look now we're. buddies so I'd met him before but not. this this was after so I say uh oh yeah. I said oh he goes this is so funny I run. to these people all the time anyway I. can play your. part and I go oh well did you read it. Dave he goes That's way funnier and my. lesson in like quit just plugging people.

in to make you look good CU you know you. do a sketch and the host comes the host. has to do something because when they go. in the meeting they go I like that one. it's really funny but what do I do and. they're like yeah get rid of it and you. go the sketch killed and then you figure. out later make sure Alec baldon does. something yeah what does he have to play. yeah because he wants to score or. whoever the host is so I go well I it. was kind of one of the sketches where. like Wayne's were like I want to do it. more than. once and and he's like H I'd love to do. it and they were like if David Bowie.

play we'll put it on for sure yeah and I. said no because I go I want to try. meanwhile it had the stink of it it. didn't get on and then so when you put. it in read through again it's tougher. because they don't get on and then they. right and then they go and then it just. Fades away so I still didn't do it and. then everyone's like I probably would. have let him I know but it's so good and. anyway I got it on about four months. later wow and he was weird about it. that's what I who did you get it on with. I think I with Rosanne oh that's no MC.

Hammer was the first one and it was the. last sketch in the whole show and then. the next one was Roseanne and it was the. first sketch and that was the best one. it ever worked wow I did it one more. time and then it but the rosan one was. the best one did you ever have one that. you did you know like the the Lauren. removes it but then plugs it back in. last minute you know like right right. right before dress or whatever they. don't do that because they have to build. the whole set so if it doesn't get on. read through you're [ __ ] but they. might take a weekend update and say hey. did you want to do that we have a light. weekend can't update and throw you in.

yeah you have anything but Sandler would. sometimes write a song after read. through you know if anything happens. during the week and you can write you. can throw something in you know and then. uh if it's very topical that's the. beauty of it now when you when you did. when you had your Regiment of SNL you'd. have to be to places on time right and. like you I'm looking at Bobby already. drifting off he's like I'm not drifting. off is there one of these where you like. had fun and like you see no I I've had. enough first of all number one I've had. enough of it I don't give a [ __ ] I know.

you're don't please St fine you do what. you do go down your path I'm already. down it I'm I'm run you on your I'm not. trying to be controversial you guys talk. I'll dip I I'm slowly waking up I. realize what's going on here just be on. the show I'm on the show yeah I'm. listening to everything you're saying. what are you talking about pal he told. me I I love you dude I made a mistake. I'm sorry no we are buddies we're. buddies it's not like he's somebody that. like I've got to do many dinners with. him we've gone out many times I know him. for years you know and as a friend I I'm.

allowed to make a mistake I made a. mistake but I don't like being [ __ ]. persecuted persecuted persecuted. persecuted I don't like being in a. corner I don't like that's these are. years of years of is this us being. friends yeah years that's a in Hawaii is. that me that's you dude with Chris. wianki yeah yeah and um wrong that's in. the wrong Missy yeah yeah it was from. the wrong Miss tour to force for Bobby. do you remember that day oh yeah oh yeah. yeah that day let's talk about was the.

worst day of my life you know about it. yeah yeah that was the worst day of my. life but but it turned out to be the. best so um that movie was such a [ __ ]. monster I love it great great but um I L. like [ __ ] the whole movie and that. killed me wait why what do you mean cuz. I had to shave I actually voluntarily. shaved I was in Portland and they I I. should have like darker hair and [ __ ]. shave and not look like myself and I. look so bad then they gave me a clipping. wig of Darker hair they didn't just want. to dye your hair it was a bigger pain in. the ass why didn't you just want to dye. your own hair I did and then we added.

more I I go I don't need this anyway. once we were locked into it anyway we. did the whole movie Lauren was great. that's Sarah chock and that's look at. Bobby fresh face Bob God look at how. young you look right there for some. reason that was like two years ago but. you look so young me that was 5 years. ago really no that old when did you turn. before Co dead inside oh co that was. before Co right yeah it air during Co. yeah so we did right before wow yeah. yeah yeah yeah it look like she now no. that's what you just said I looked young.

and [ __ ] springy back then well I you. look like you got up on time back then. like you were humming along scheduled. one oh do you remember that I sent that. in that was funny yeah that was fun I. was just talking to Heather like I was. like Bobby didn't do lights out that. much but how many times did you do it. Theo didn't do it at all once or twice. but I did send a couple videos took up a. video three times I think I did three. times two or three times um can I we. talk about what happened at the wrong. Missy what happened you think it did.

that or no you had well I I did so I had. one line yeah no you we you were you. were greeting us another problem with. that scene was not your fault but we. walk in and Sandler's kids play the kids. there and they walk in and then they're. talking loud and Lauren goes hey kid. shut the [ __ ] up she screams at them so. it's hard to follow that bit because it. was really funny and then we get to the. front desk and you go good evening Mr. Mrs Tim yeah yeah yeah but mine wasn't a.

bit it was just a line right it was a. joke there you were written in because. you're Bobby Lee and everyone loves you. it's like what people say you're just. funny and yeah yeah but we didn't give. you a great funny part yeah so I said. the line which is fine do the line right. know I don't remember it but I remember. this I did the line and I remember. stop and then it was. horri Sandler walking up and he I don't. I don't know what you're doing man God. damn I go what do you mean he's like. yeah I just don't know I mean it's like.

you know it's play real it's a good. Sandler impression too and I go that's. what he sounds like okay when he's not. [ __ ] performing oh thank you so much. I don't like what the [ __ ] you're doing. right now so anyway I do it again and. then you know there's another problem. like you're not clear about this this. and that and it just kept going and as. it went I just started sweating and I. remember David looking at me going I'm. sorry I was trying not to cuz I go if he. [ __ ] [ __ ] us up again we were.

laughing I didn't [ __ ] it up I don't. think did I [ __ ] it up they just go you. go good evening Mr to I'm like is he. trying to sound like a real person. that's making me sick because I'm so. used to being a goofball you being a. goofball yeah and you were being so. straight I couldn't take but it's weird. to put him in such a straight role it it. was sort of I tried to be real about it. but he was like that's what are what are. you doing I go no you're great and it. was just an odd situation then we got. the giggles cuz it was taking forever. and Adam was there he's one line took. forever he's not there all the time and.

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depressed I go to [ __ ] the hotel eat. right and what happens I go upstairs I'm. at the bar eat eat eat and there's a guy. next to me at the hotel now that's that. this that day he's an Asian dude it was. Jean oh Jee Hong that's right right and. he looks at me and he goes hey you Bobby. Lee right I go yeah he goes I produced. Magnum PI and he goes I'm going to write. you in that a bunch of episodes [ __ ]. four years of work oh see and you know.

what so Sandler wasn't mean to you that. day you wouldn't have gone on that. little eating bench your little sad boy. Benji at if I hadn't gone in general. because I remember it was one line and. Dave was like just do a favor I go it's. one line but I did it for you know I do. it because of David right it was good to. have you there it was great anyway it. did so much for me thank you so much for. having me on there I apologize for being. late let's not go to no that night cuz. we went to eat while you were in town oh. no you and I went to that restaurant we. went to the strip steti oh yeah yeah. that was trip second well yeah yeah yeah. but after that um no that night we.

didn't go eat what hotel was that I was. embarrassed to be with him I go what. if Sandler gives notes on how he's. eating Ste yeah you're eating it like a. [ __ ] robot yeah just eat it no it's. tough I the four seasons was that it was. that beautiful you do you like girls of. tattoos it depends not on the facial. structure of the face but like on the. neck and who has that no there's some. girls in the bone I don't like the bones. like you know there's this new service. you can you can flirt with girls that. are locked up right now doing time and. there are some face tat chicks that are.

just stunning really yeah go to this I. see them online all the time on Tic Tac. they show these girls that are still in. prison that you can there's a dating app. for girls are they're going to get out. soon right and I would only date I would. go they'd have to be out within under a. year yeah I think it's I think it's like. six to eight months I'm Ser it depends. on the with the crime but here you go. meetaninmate.com no the crime doesn't. really matter they're they're absolving. their sin the that's where it's from oh. there's a whole it's like a oh my God. look at all of them some featur Twitter.

I follow where it's just mug shot mug. shots of of beautiful women who got. arrested are there body shots or just. the face she just they usually just do. he from up call him on the. uh okay here we go what do you see okay. Samantha bull child tough name is she. your type she's out in Cilla California. cow Chilla is a name of a place we have. here my name is Sammy. Chowchilla oh Chowchilla that's even. worse it's Chowchilla yeah I enjoy. meeting new people I'm interested in. your culture she can write and killing.

you yeah says it right there to get to. know people yeah kill you date of birth. 8387 see you know they tell you stats go. down height 5'9 weight don't worry about. it yeah that what she said no I love Tik. Tock fre hes and. killing like slow torture yeah give me. another one cuz I'm not really into the. Mexican thing right now why not you're. over it yeah I'm over it that phase is. done oh let go he does go through big. faces this is white right here yeah this.

is white you like good now what does she. do this girl say what they did let's see. if they say what they what did she do. this girl okay so hold on hold on hold. on what does it say their maximum. release date would be. 2028 too long what did you do young lady. sorry that's a red. flag when you're in for more than years. yeah mean that means the crime was. pretty bad she's a. masseuse yeah okay yeah you know what. she can hit the ground running when she. gets out back to work right back to work.

go to the Four Season uh I do want to. know what they did yeah I need what they. did that that's what the site needs what. they did you like girls have tattoos. with sayings on them you don't have. tattoos do you Dave I do have two but. they're just stupid what are they you. started it I didn't know that's true. what is it what is it well this one this. one I got on S live is a. joke you could even pull that up Sean. pen gave me a tattoo there you go it was. just a joke and then he gave me another. one about five years ago cuz I wanted.

him Life's a garden dig it no that's not. it I know other people that's very funny. so you have a Calvin and Hobbs yeah. because he couldn't do the one we picked. and so we just had to pick one out of. the cartoons I hate it when people go. Matt you know you're on Matt TV it's. like SNL I. go who says that no one's ever said no. people said that Mexicans have said that. are you I go well that is that is that's. snl4 Mex our biggest star was like. Nicole Richie she was on Mad TV. like and we would get people like before.

there were s like one time we got Ryan. Reynolds but we didn't know who he was. look how crazy that is In Living Color. had bigger Stars than I know we would. get but then we would get like Marilyn. Manson Green Day played we had The. Strokes play that's cool so we had cool. band younger bands but it's like I would. look at their show and go I mean it was. a completely different program it was a. completely different level but everyone. knows Mad TV so that's kind of good it. was very well known I've heard of it at. least I don't know if it was like. churning out Superstars but Ry Lang was.

on were you I likey. langie wait what's wrong with that I. don't know I mean I I I mean the class. of guys I was in on I mean they've gone. on to from at TV you. that's ke and Peele oh ke and Peele is. great yeah but they weren't on as long. as you were right but they were for five. years you did seven I did who's who who. cares Matt Brer there's M was on it yeah. yeah U we had Arden mirin Ard who's in. the middle who's that girl the mid.

Rockwell on the right Nicole Parker Oh. Nicole that's Nicole Ari Parker Bobby. are you 11 is that you yeah I'm at the. bottom that was my eighth year that was. the last year eighth year that was the. last year yeah yeah who's the person at. the Top Eric. Price like Keegan did it still one last. year Johnny Sanchez I know I see Johnny. so funny he looks so young there so. young let's move on that is a good class. bring up Spades. class yeah where's my CL look at your.

[ __ ] do you ever play Asian. characters on there look at this cat. look at Spade you were on with nobody's. David Spade was on SNL with [ __ ]. literal nobody's who's who are any of. these people I recognize none of these. [ __ ]. human dude holy [ __ ] I mean this is. honestly Al Franken this is like when. the when fary oh my God this is like. when the [ __ ] when we were do in the. The Men's Basketball Olympic team this. was the Dream. Team and then then they'd have to play.

like [ __ ] Sweden or some [ __ ] the. women's side Sweden women's team that. was a good year this is Dream Team [ __ ]. where's Mike Myers though Mike's. probably taking the picture right you. guys can you take this he's like well I. wanted to that is that's I mean dude. what a [ __ ] you were in the gut of of. some of it's unbelievable it's. incredible today is actually a sad. anniversary of Chris. today wait is it really today get the.

[ __ ] out of here someone on Twitter told. me I think no way I knew it was close to. Christmas you know why I thought you. know what's so weird about this this is. one of those things December 18th holy. [ __ ] [ __ ] is that today oh my God. that is todays in 2020 you were on set. when and you were [ __ ] late today the. disrespect is on Farley's I slept in for. him oh yeah that make this actually. makes a lot of sense that's nice yeah. you you know why I when I was D this. morning when I got up and I was getting. coffee and I was scrolling I did see.

someone posted a new photo of Chris with. a crown hat on with a cigarette in his. mouth have you seen that go around man. it's such a [ __ ] cool photo and it. made me go oh that's I just thought it. was just like you know someone posting. that photo look at this [ __ ] photo. look at how awesome that photo is cool. he took he was he was actually goodl. looking dude he took some cool [ __ ]. pictures I mean that is [ __ ] powerful. [ __ ] I don't know he just had you know I. don't know how are you when you found. out you told me you were on set right I. remember that you told me that you were. on the sitcom what's they open up to you.

one day yeah you did I was on just shoot. me just shoot me yeah a couple people. remember thank. you couple in the back you want to just. shoot me and um what's that your vape. pen yeah he's a vape kid drug dealer. runs it. in he's like this you did see the the. the Minnesota junkie there he's our. little little house [ __ ] oh yeah you. don't have to tell me which one's. which I saw that dude dragging the. cinder block I do have Ste I want to say. another good thing about you and I'm. just going to just I just want to say.

cuz I just now I'm fully woke awoke. thank I wake I I just woke up God bless. and I'm fully here so I want to say this. okay here we go 48 minutes in yeah the. show's over yeah yeah I know I just want. to say this honestly David yeah and this. is I'm being completely listen look at. me I I'm so ashamed that I woke up late. I [ __ ] forgot I'm so sorry and it'll. never happen again run I owe you I I owe. you favorites forever for the rest of. your number two but I do have to say you.

were one even before I even knew you. you're just one of the nicest guys D in. the scene because it's like I remember. you would like randomly take photos with. me and stuff and I didn't know you that. well you know me you you were always. like. available and really cool and um these. comp Compliments are sort of midlevel no. like you always had nice shoes no no no. you're also you're very can you're also. stylish okay now we're getting I. remember one time I was wearing a. Monclair jacket and you put your finger.

around you go someone's doing well with. your finger around the mon Monclair logo. right I I see that's the thing I was. hitting on. you I remember little moments with us. dude and that's that's that goes a long. way I like these guys pull up mon. clear nothing to do and and I and I I. just feel um pulled up the word moments. well I like. the. yeah Monclair is no [ __ ] [ __ ] by.

the way doing fine Bobby is it true and. I have a question for you okay go ahead. it's called turning the tables I do an. interview show myself um is this getting. lower like my dick this is as it goes it. just you know I took a de class you. don't have to come snap go fix it Matt. oh all right um just come on Jim vanney. fix it if you can my god dude your fire. did that was so dumb what you just did. that he broke the f going to break that. the TV's broke I got it. guy say sorry David Spade sorry David.

Spade that a boy [ __ ] he's like I saw a. Dusty sleigh. video anyway so I what was I even. telling you you were about to give him a. compliment he wanted to give you a. compliment no no it wasn't that I was he. was telling another story what did I. just say I just started something no one. [ __ ] remembers it was literally 18. seconds ago you did cuz he kept. complimenting you mhm I go this and that. and then and you you said I'm going to. compliment you no he said I want to turn. the tables on you because I I do also an.

interview show I do an interview [ __ ]. guy he finally pipes up update that Visa. give him another six months oh he. knocked up a chick here and now he's. locked yeah he yeah okay are you going. to remember are you [ __ ] high I got. to put up a. haze [ __ ] can't handle it man can't. handle it I'm a millionaire I can't. handle it everything's gone right in my. life deal with it all right Jesus Christ. anyway so is it true you don't know how. much money you have because I thought. this is very interesting I don't because.

I have uh an accountant and and I go in. once a month and I go over it and I. thought Bobby I could probably guess not. how much money you have but you do very. well but I think that would make me more. anxious to not know because obviously. you can afford whatever you want you're. not going crazy it it makes me more. anxious to know I know how much he has. because I have better communication with. his accountant because you really do you. guys have the same guy no because I went. in in I went in because my therapist. goes you got to go in because you want.

to know what's you know you got to be be. responsible and know what's going on in. your life so he's not stealing from you. yeah so I went in there and when he told. me what I had I got really upset mhm. right because I I thought I had more. than that that's the problem when I go. in it's always less than yeah so I'm. like I'm never going to know again I. don't ever want to know I want to think. that I'm rich his business manager also. is no less than 94 years old and lives. at the beach he's like this. visor. are you touring anyway I'm on tour right. now David spade.com I don't like to talk.

let's bring up some dates some dates. announcing yeah this is why I'm I think. I'm why I'm here I want to push are you. gon to record a new hour that's such a. [ __ ] big decision okay so you're. playing the riv in Chicago my hometown. love that's my first one in January dude. I love the riv that's such a you a so. when this is out you'll be in Spokane. Washington I'm. I'm moving the more theater so I'm going. to be in Spokane I have Santa Rose.

Seattle we played bboa love it was tough. this year because I did I did not as. many as like Nate or Theo but I did a. lot for me yeah CU I'm [ __ ] did it. too late you know I should have been. doing this I'm 30 40 but I just always I. feel like I was always on a show or. movie and I couldn't no one was doing. theaters I mean now every five years ago. it was all like skyed a week at the. Improv sold it out you can make some. money if you go down to Irvine it's a. bigger improv I would do those but man.

to go to a theater tour is tough this. the first year well so now you're going. to Austin in March are you going to do. Joe's club or no you have any I just do. the Paramount I might go over there and. do uh popup no what's that thing called. kill Tony oh yeah yeah kill Tony I don't. really know them but uh I think I might. go see if I can try to do that yeah you. should and then uh just do something. different and um I'll see Adam maybe. I'll go there and watch see him yeah and. uh yeah I don't know this is it's all. fun the Venetian with Nikki Glazer we do. that oh yeah and you're doing Netflix as.

a joke Festival too you should do that. you could probably do the Venetian both. you we're playing the cosmo for five. four wait what Sor what is it 420 we're. playing the cosmo is should still be. open it's closing down right now it is. we're going we're they're going out a. business show yeah are you being real. and they're giving away the tickets yeah. if you jump in the bagio fountain you. get a free ticket to our. show don't forget to bring your. merch are you being real though no. cos is good don't worry about it are you. guys known to close down theater we're.

fine we'll be fine'll fine you guys do. good I you guys had just done it we do a. bunch of shows we do like uh what could. your show be you do it with this one and. then the other uname podcast that we. don't talk about here do you hate it. Andrew no no no no it's I think it's a. total waste of his time but I think it's. fine that he does. it finally a real. answer it's a remarkable uh soft white. underbelly is what it's called yeah yeah.

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badri can I just tell you what happened. why we had to move the thing just real. quick or no yeah please what's. that well I was going to go to lunch. when this is over first [ __ ] hour I. was here it is insane to eat a banana. but you had to do it quickly cuz nobody. wants to see you eat well I did it CU I. knew he was blabbing away there's no. [ __ ] turn the camera off me for a. while I'm just trying to say. alive. on Survivor here [ __ ] walking in this. dead Mall remember that one time I drove.

you to Sarah Silverman's house that was. cool did you yeah remember she had a. party I wasn't invited to I wasn't. invited to so I just dropped you off and. I'm like bye and I left I don't think I. get a plus. one yeah yeah like I've done things man. you drove him to sah I've been to that. rooftop party that that everyone goes. you never been next year you should go I. don't think she likes me yeah she said. that yeah I know it is fun though. everybody likes you you buddy I know but. I I wanted to go up I just felt like the. vibe wasn't like like can I I can't go I.

can I go I went to a holiday party last. night who was there you know I knew of. for those of you at home last night was. a Sunday and last night I knew of two. Christmas parties on a Sunday is so. weird don't you think that's weird well. see I found it weird too is Pete Holmes. lives up up up and away from here and we. made the long drive it was nice and it's. one of those moments where I realize. it's a far it's a Sunday too far too far.

it's a far Sunday that the ohigh party. yeah [ __ ] off yeah but it was no it was. actually wonderful it was great to go. see I wanted to go see them up there and. I never go up there so I wanted to go. see it how far is ohigh from here now. we're in 25 did you spend the night last. night yeah oh wow I didn't know yeah. sorry is there a hotel up there or do. you stay his house ohigh Valley and is. right there there's a hotel right there. it's nice um Bobby do you think you'll. get married this is what everyone ask me. and I hate it I don't think so I think. um you think you're too damaged you were. sort of married to uh kalila yeah um you. know I look at finish it for me Kila.

yeah and then how long did that go well. they're still doing the podcast together. you love. that it's an interesting move I don't. know what the [ __ ] you're doing I have. no idea what you're [ __ ] doing and I. don't like it parents fight I don't like. what you're doing I don't like that and. I don't I think you this thing what. you're doing right now I made a mistake. it's been like this whole right be. honest back me up here it's good though. this whole time no just back me up for a. second right this whole time back me up. asking for you to be on his side before. making the valid argument go ahead also.

yelling at them and they've been hitting. you up for last three hours to come down. here and you're like what the f i I'm. not done with them I'll tell you that. right now St after I'm not done with. them I'll tell you that stay after right. they Bobby I'm almost done I I don't. even want I don't even want to even go. there with you but pal I don't even want. to go into the arena with you because I. will [ __ ] bring out my [ __ ] swords. okay let me say something ching ching. all right ching ching ching ching right. so let me say something this whole. [ __ ] podcast I've been looking over. and you do this you do this thing like.

yeah give us his moves what does he do. when he's [ __ ] with you he he he. tries to smile but his eyes are rage so. this is what he he. goes and I know that look right. there it's in your eyes the fury is in. your eyes dude and what I'm saying to. you is just let go soften your eyes it's. a quarter inch from Bobby's. muta yeah talk about my eyes buddy. soften your eyes talk about soften and. let's just let's be positive now dude I.

don't critique your eyes don't critique. my eyes oh that's you're right I'm sorry. do what you want to do with your eyes. thank you yeah you're right I want this. camera to be directly straight. up I'm just [ __ ] making face David by. the way David was too good for our chair. he said our chair was [ __ ] yeah yeah. he doesn't like our [ __ ] chairs I. didn't like your [ __ ]. raft a blowup chair I'm sorry this place. makes millions I know you got orange. paint you did that so start cutting.

Corners after that orange paint let's. bring up let's bring up the set from. their show from from him and oh yeah. mine's stupid let's isn't like a real. show oh [ __ ] off it's a very real show. well we don't really have people in that. much let's see the images we never have. video that's our problem H the problem. why don't you do it we're trying to do. one with just me and Dana this year oh. that's right I kept telling you guys to. do it it's so crazy they just didn't. want that and I was like it's like. having a newspaper guys we should have. video that's why you can't find video.

also two TV movie stars should be a. [ __ ] and I can't believe it does well. even without because you know what it. was smartless you could point to they. don't do it and Conan didn't do it and. guess what this year Conan did it. smartless is a little different than you. guys smartless is different yeah but we. have people you know there you go. there's just us look how adorable where. are you guys being held captive there. that's in my basement Jesus [ __ ] CHR. did you come there Bobby you've been to. my house mhm many. times yeah many.

times the games we we some fights I've. been do fights you know I will give you. a compliment Santino is pretty funny I. saw his act I see his act my friends. like you they always go you see this guy. he's very funny Bobby you do a nice job. and I saw you the other night and uh you. act like there's this is what people. tell you you act like you're just. thinking about this on stage you are um. that's why there's no punch lines but um. no. you no you did good you were over there.

H and I watched you remember I saw you. the other night we sh with improv yeah. yeah and you always are funny always. funny I okay here's the next thing you. have to do for me next time we do a gig. together you tell whoever it is give me. your. money okay okay how many times do we. have to do that though just once one. more time just once so I'm going to have. them give you my money money that'll be. it'll be funny that be kind of you think. yeah yeah yeah you sure you want to do. this but tell him go he needs it right. and then I'll go he won't know he. doesn't even know how much he has he's.

sick yeah he's sick we'll sech a rumor. that he's sick yeah see you bought some. drugs off me SP like yeah he needs help. he's he's on his he's like an OIC OIC no. that wouldn't make you OIC is for weight. loss I know on that's what I bought him. from oh guys that Banana's. hitting the banana sugar yeah yeah yeah. yeah I'm in it now I'm in it once you. get here's Bobby I'm in it I'm in it you. can start filming yeah yeah yeah jeez. it's the most unusable podcast i' ever. done in my life do you think um where.

where's your list of questions where's. your I have some do you do any prep any. prep yeah no dude we had Dan arroy I was. like this look I and I'm like look at. this go ahead go ahead go ahead he's a. legend [ __ ] you [ __ ] you're a. legend too but we're friends I like you. don't hang out with Dan arroy do you. says Legend I go like this I'm I'm one. too I. go no Danny akro is one of the alltime. greats of SNL so of course I want to go. there's too much from Ghostbusters yeah. too much and he also loves [ __ ].

paranormal [ __ ] what about Mike Myers so. Mike Myers is great don't you think he. might be one of the most prolific post. SNL guys sure I mean and the movies he. didn't do he didn't do sprockets they W. up not doing that he did new coffee talk. oh uh I just think about. [ __ ] Beyond wayworld and then Shrek. Shrek is absurd oh you have Shrek right. to get into that franchise is oh my god. do you have any can you pull up. Google guys can you uh do you fight over. who punches the keys or is it no it's.

Carlos only Carlos see if you can find. Farley doing. Shrek there was not right he was. supposed to be Shrek I finally found. video where he was doing it wow that's. it right there rare footage of Chris. Farley a Shrek yeah wow I mean listen he. did it sort of his own voice I think now. come on what do you want is that really. I don't have time to set it to music oh. this is another one of those onion. things. no this is one of those drop it and. leave me alone he's doing his exact.

voice well why don't you want to talk. about it why do you Mike did I like that. that's so wild do that he had four days. left I heard five days left of that no. way and they asked Johnny his brother to. finish it but Johnny was too like oh so. he had already done the movie and then. he passed. yeah and Johnny could have finished it. cuz he can do his. how are you and uh and then Johnny said. no because it was too torn up what a. different world that would have been so.

but listen Shrek as Scottish or whatever. I wouldn't have picked that but it was a. very interesting weird mic thing to do. and it paid off you it worked so well I. mean but how how would you tell Mike. let's do just a couple normal like on a. regular you know what I mean where they. yeah that's funny do a couple like that. and then a couple of the ones we're. going to. use I got a trick I want to try. something right wow but just do the. script once and then do whatever you. want but Mike obviously was great and.

that's all that took a lot of balls. though for somebody on the production. team to go maybe the Scottish thing is. going to work and how about how weird it. is you know Mike's great and you trust. him it's still like what if everyone. goes what the [ __ ] why is he Scottish. right the questions never posed no one. you never go how come nobody else is. Scottish even Cameron is the other. character should I'm like where are you. from. again yeah Castle wow where is Scotland. where are we yeah exactly lot of. questions is it something that you tell.

the producers I'm going to do or do you. just do it on day well you know someone. like him I would imagine just did yeah. i' be read through you know well we all. read throughs with him and he just does. different things and different read like. give him something in a sketch and he's. M he wants to make something of it and. uh everyone does there so someone will. put a spin on something you don't even. see coming but you can get mind more. laughs out of it that weren't there you. know did you ever make a choice that. they didn't end up using that you really. liked one time we were I was Hitler's uh. assistant and so in a sketch and so they.

go like this and I go Yes mine. F and every time they kept coming but it. kept getting a laugh yeah I'll get right. on that mine. yeah the line is just something mine F. and I like Lauren looks over so then. you're like oh cuz you if you're [ __ ]. up like Smigel sketch or Jack Handy you. know they're going to be like a read. through going what the [ __ ] are you. doing because it's too scary wow because. everyone in there is a great writer do. you get n did you get nervous because I.

remember just even my show I would get. so nervous between before table you. looking over here and you look is that. where you're looking when you keep. looking away from me here to he looks at. the guys he always looks at the guys. look at the guys but you look at all the. way over there or do you look here why. does it matter because you're not. looking at me I'm looking at you now. when I look I'm looking at you now like. this when you did. SNL and I go oh yeah yeah it's his. nervous tick I have a nervous tick yeah. thanks for bringing that out there it is. [ __ ] better do it again do it again. see go God damn now do the lip thing do.

the lip thing go ahead when I did SN see. I have time for one more. yeah so did you get nervous before table. reads because I I just that's a lot of. pressure right because well you do you. read a lot of sketches not all of them. is going to get picked well In fairness. I wasn't in that much so if I was in. something there's a lot of little birds. in that [ __ ]. Nest give me a little crumb. I just gave you something so I want more. it's everyone wants to be in more yeah. I'd see love it sad he's like I'm only.

in three things I'm like do you even. count like who gives a [ __ ] when I first. got there I saw him and I go do you. really even care like I just think. you're hilarious yeah I just see you in. a sketch I go oh this is funny he's. funny but they do and I go I'll never be. like that and [ __ ] four days later I. was like I'm not it was exactly what I. said I wouldn't do freak out could not. be more stressed in my whole life than. that [ __ ] wow it's too the whole time. too hard but I wasn't really gaining. ground it was just and of course the.

jealousy is yeah off the charts wow. setting off jealous meters in. Japan I just see everyone killing it I'm. like it's just hard to keep your head. keep your friends pull for everybody and. not go what about me well that book live. from New York did you read that book. it's just it's [ __ ] crazy it's just a. weird thing you're you're on The. Bachelor where they're all nice to. beginning and then it gets Whitted down. and then they have to hate each other. not hate each other but you go how much. can you pull for a guy CU I'm out so you.

have X amount of sketches yeah and this. happens today I talk to people they go. I'm trying to keep my head together but. I just they give this one so many and. you it's like it's not fair and you just. go I know I believe me I've been there. but if you're good usually and you need. some people picking sketches on your. team because you have to have an. alliance in there to help you because. there's so many good ones if if you're. not like writing with the person or. whatever they might just go we'll pick. all the ones we like and there's just. not enough even if some are good they.

don't make it so kind of frustrating. place I'm glad I never got to do it uh I. mean it's I would have killed in. retrospect you don't really need it like. back then when there was only a handful. of things to do oh yeah but uh it did. help me get everything else I I did okay. on there but I once I got on just shoot. me that was a sitcom and that I had way. I it's sort of more fun because it was. it was more relaxing they were helping. me write I would add stuff but it was. pretty much them and I'm like you just. show up and read these joke it's such a. [ __ ] miracle it was so different yeah.

best and uh and then doing a more. sitcoms like that that was I'll probably. do another one I I I did like doing it. and you would do another sitcom I. probably would I don't know I mean a. multicam or single I don't know because. singles are good but they're hard like. movies if it's good I would do whatever. was best right but there's two I'm. talking about right now and I go they're. both pretty good ideas. so I might happen that' be great really. unpredictable. you really are yeah you are not at all. are you winding down I'll go no no no do.

you want me to go no no what do you mean. how many of these do you have today how. many of these do you have five no this. is it right it do you always have a gas. or or you no we never we have we've have. might be in my lifetime maybe six gats. we we don't do a lot of gats we usually. do just uh oh is that why it was dude. we've been wanting you for so long but. is that why it was such a colossal. [ __ ] hassle to have me come on I used. to call him I go he goes can you come on. when I see him in real life and then I. hit him the next day hey I where are you. like Wednesday through Friday anything. next week nothing crickets two weeks.

later oh yeah I can't do it then I'm. like right yeah okay but when you go. Okay but well let's do it for sure. definitely and then I go all right what. about when I'm back from the road and. he's. like yeah and the real reason I was late. is because I wanted you guys to have a. little report that's smart yes that's my. thinking because you know I didn't come. in here for a little bit because like on. mine I didn't want to I don't want to. see actually love that I love that you. stayed out there because I I don't like. seeing the guest before too much because. then it feels like well you guys didn't.

talk no we did I went out for a while. because I go the first thing I was going. to say is something jokey and I'd rather. just save it yeah yeah the problem was. we were waiting on the co-host so I was. doing a lot of due diligence trying to. get co-host Here Andrew is professional. he got here early I go oh they're not. here and he goes well Andrew's in there. right behind the desk so then I get in. the mental space of like [ __ ] is Bob. going to and then cuz David walked in. the room and he goes I'm probably going. to leave soon cuz today it felt like. when I was on a sitcom with Oliver. Hudson yeah with Jenna fer just let me. finish just plugging sitcom let me.

finish let me finish my story I did a. show called I'm dying a ALS that also. flopped I know but I remember one day I. woke up in my house and there was a man. in my living room oh I remember this. right and I I go there's someone in my. living I walk out there and it's like. it's a guy that works on the show he. goes it's 10: I go so he's like call 's. at 6 and that that feeling of holy [ __ ]. you know I mean and just getting in the.

car like that feeling I have every. single day when I'm late for something. every time at the comedy show they go I. go Mom after Bobby's here yet they go oh. he's not coming I go. Jesus anyway today felt like that when. you were when you you you said come on. man the way you said say that again come. on man oh my God that. sadum everyone was sad started on a sad. note when I say come on man like that. it's like a I'm just I'm not upset I'm. just disappointed here's my last text.

you I'm going to go say bye to Santina. oh my God I feels so bad you know what. that we did it I don't give a [ __ ] we. have it in the can it was a good podcast. so [ __ ] it one was yeah it was great it. was very good great comparing it to hey. Santino and then I go by the way the. whole drive here he doesn't go on way or. anything he's just like you texted me. I'm like What's better than your phone. to get to you what's easier cuz most. people phone yeah you don't like to call. you're like and then the old I used to a. joke about girls when they don't they go.

I'm the worst texter like you text them. and then four days later oh my God I. just saw this I'm the worst at this I'm. the worst texter and you it's always a. lie no one doesn't know how to text and. then you included and then like five and. then I answer I make her sweat about a. minute and then I answer and then. another five days goes by and she's like. oh my God I'm so bad at this and then we. go to dinner and the whole night she's. hunched over her phone like. this. oh I see you're getting you're getting. the hang of. it wow that's so so true yeah yeah.

you're like a yeah I I you well you. leave a lot of voicey voice yeah yeah. that's good yeah voice TX it's called a. gift yeah I have so many voice tags. saved you got to save save them you got. to save them they're good you got to. save you know I'll tell you a horrible. story then I got to go okay I used to. have a voice recorder like old people. you know like beep leave a message oh. the phone you know those answering Ma so. answering machine answering machine. thank you do you have those in uh where.

do you live again Spain Morocco so I go. uh they make him over there they get all. the way over there so I I have this and. then I got one that's electronic or. something because it was getting there. phasing out but I when I moved to town I. was doing just shoot me so I it it maxed. out at 35 messages and I had 33 and it. say Farley Norm Sandler and everyone. doing [ __ ] bits because when they. call yeah you say you know they just do.

a fully committed fully formed hilarious. runon bit and so many of are like are. you good good good wow Dave. SP what are you rolling doobies just. goes on and on the stupidest [ __ ] and I. go I want to make an album something one. day just and then uh the old girl that. worked with me when went through my. office she goes I moved your desk and I. go and I ran in there and she goes don't. worry I put your phone machine over. there unplugged it no and it was zero.

and I go no and I went to the store and. they're like oh we there's nothing we. can do oh my God I'm so mad sickening. wait it's not the girl that you brought. today no that one I haven't beat up cuz. I would have beat the [ __ ] out of her. that's insane no she's great it was just. one of those things where you just go. there's nothing you can do like holy. [ __ ] but there was so many funny. on well thank you so much for coming to. our program I really appreciate it.

and sick feeling yeah drive safely and. good luck with the last time I blow. drive my hair for you I'm so sorry I. love you so much I'll make it up the far. the Farley ones The Farley ones that. obviously Hurts the Most cuz the other. ones you could talk to again yeah do you. have other stuff saved from him that no. one will ever hear or see you know. what's funny I was just saying the other. day that I haven't looked back to my. Norm messages because just texting. because Farley wasn't in a text era but. when like even Brody Stevens I don't.

delete them from Twitter Instagram no I. still have all those text it's too weird. and there's texts and messages and I but. I can't read them it's too heavy but uh. Farley stuff you know I have his coat. from Tommy Boy I have his uh security. shirt from Wayne's World that he wore in. that scene and I a watch Lauren gave him. I still have some stuff for on the house. but it it's not super sad I showed it to. uh Acro because he did Tommy Boy with us. oh yeah I almost didn't even remember. that Wayne zalinski no yeah zinski.

zalinsky that's right Wayne zalinsky all. right zinsky Auto Parts so you don't. have to we you do the work so you don't. have to yeah something like that but you. but you did save a bunch of you you some. stuff but you know it's more it's too. tear jery to go through it yeah like do. you ever do this I know this is dark I. know we're going on this road but if. I've lost somebody sometimes for some. reason I'll just call their phone I'll. just call their [ __ ] phone with some. weird hope or something I don't even. know what I why I do it but I call the.

phone until the number gets disconnected. or change it's too. heavy I know I don't know why but I do. it I've done that for years for people. they answer hello I think about that. like what if someone what would you do. you'd freak. out no be like you owe you owe me 50. bucks and you're going to [ __ ] die. what do I do with the bad friends. [ __ ] is this your merch yeah it's our. merch we sell bath David thank you so. much for coming. give me David Spade a round of. applause give me a hug man and remember.

to take your chair back too oh wow rude. rude rude very rude F you dude listen. I'll take it this is the new I thought. this was the key. [Music]. Chi w. yeah.

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