Shane Gillis Confronts Bobby | Ep 300 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Hey, bad friends. Welcome back to our. 300th episode. >> Woo! >> We're so excited to be here. We're in. >> so excited. >> Phoenix, Arizona. >> Yeah. Ph. >> We're o e n iix. Phoenix, [snorts] Arizona. >> This will probably be the last episode. that [laughter] we do. Yeah. Yeah. I'm.

just getting warmed up, guy. >> Yeah, dude. You are. You're warm. And. our guest today, go ahead and introduce. our guest because. >> Well, he's one of my favorites, man. >> Yeah. >> Um Yeah, man. Shane Gillis, dude. >> Shane. Top talk top dog. >> Top top top dog. Top dog. >> Yeah. Um. >> buddies, >> you know, and we're, you know, >> let's start it off the right way. >> What. >> do you want to say anything to Shane. after, you know, about 50 episodes ago. or something? You just dissed Shane. pretty hard. >> No, I didn't. >> Yeah, you did. >> That's insane. You I saw it was really. hurtful.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, what did I say? Do. you remember? >> Said I would looked like I was a corpse. [laughter] underwater. >> The bog water. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Which, you know, you're not you weren't. [laughter] you weren't wrong. >> Yeah. Yeah. I know. >> And I hurt you. >> And and you know, my bad, dude. >> That's okay. >> And it's like, you know, I to me I look. like I'm right next to you at the b. >> Don't do that. >> Look, I did that with my mind, dude. >> That's pretty good. >> You know what I mean? You want Asian. magic? That's Asian magic, dude. >> Telepathy. >> She's knocking stuff over.

>> Move over. Oh, >> hey. Hey, Bob Dylan's here, guys. >> Get in here, Bob Dylan. >> Yeah. >> Okay, here we go. Hang tight. >> All right. >> Oh, thanks, man. >> Hey, how you doing? >> Got a show tonight. >> Is that a cautious wife? >> Hey, take it easy on that. [laughter]. >> Sorry. Been consuming a lot of that. content. >> Are you liking all that stuff? >> Oh my god, I'm jerking off. I got no. back here. >> You got no back, bud? >> Yeah. >> Damn. You want backing? >> I got it. >> All right.

>> What's up, buddy? >> Oh, I'm hung over. We uh we did it up. last night. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What happened down in Tucson? >> We did a show in Tucson. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What happened? I heard you got I hear. you calling out the driver. >> Huh? Oh, he was dropping bombs. >> [ __ ] his pants. >> Farting up a storm. So like New Jersey. in there. >> Yeah, it was rough. Then we're getting. out of the car and he goes, "See you. later, Robert, with your nasty rotten. ass." [laughter]. >> Jesus Christ. >> He was a bad driver, too. He was a. terrible joke. >> I just want to go back a little bit back. to your apology to Shane because I do.

want to make it public on the show. >> Okay. Why are you trying to hurt my. feelings, man? >> Okay. Can I I'll be honest with you. Okay. >> Uh. >> you want to get real? >> I don't know. I don't. >> Hey, Honcho. You want to get real, amigo? >> No. [laughter]. >> Yeah, >> I'll get real. Dis when he goes Spanish, he means that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Los. Pontalone is my amigo. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> That's where I just ate. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. I admire you. Shut the [ __ ] up. [laughter].

>> That's worse. No, that's way. Keep. talking [ __ ] I'd rather you. >> I'd rather be mean. >> GIVE ME A SHOT, AMIGO. >> All right. >> All right. All right. All right. So, let's be real for a second. Okay. >> And don't interrupt. Don't interrupt me, dude, because that's rude. >> If you keep talking like that, I'm going. to call Ice. [laughter]. >> All right. I'm not that type. >> They take Asians. Yeah. >> Oh, they do? >> Oh, yeah. >> They take Asians out. take a please. don't call then. >> Okay. >> All right. So, um. I love you so you've been so nice to me.

and I think we're we're friends and I um. you know you look at me in the eyes. fool. >> All right. [laughter]. >> All right. >> You can't find them. >> Yeah. >> All right. [laughter]. >> That was a good one. 1980 [ __ ] I love. it. >> That's my whole act. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. I love you too, bud. >> All right. Get back to him. >> All right. All right. And um when I said. it, I felt bad. >> Uh when you texted me, it was a threat.

>> Yeah, we're done or whatever. You're. you're mean. I felt bad about it, dude. I thought about it and I'm like, I. shouldn't attack you in that way and I I. really admire you and I hope you forgive. me. >> I totally forgive you. >> Okay. All right. >> I forgive you. We go with that now. >> I didn't need you to do that. I thought. that was wild that you did that. I just. kind of want to set you up to do that. That was really cool to do that. >> I love you. I love you. I. [clears throat] love you. I love you. I. love you. I love How about though when I. do say something? What about when I say. something about Shane and I go like when. I said, "Oh yeah, and Shane's playing. Lincoln Financial the football the. football stadium." And then what do you.

say? >> That's great. >> No. >> No. I know you [ __ ] said something. nasty. >> He go I don't want to hear about Shane's. not the king. HE'S NOT THE KING. >> THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS. >> I CANNOT SAY [laughter] THAT. THAT'S. [ __ ] OUTRAGEOUS. >> WE HAVE a whole room of PEOPLE THAT. >> ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS. >> IS THAT TRUE? Is that true that he says. that stuff? >> It is true. >> It is true. THANK YOU. OH, >> WHAT THE [ __ ] MAN? >> SO, WHO IS THE KING? >> I don't honestly did I have a slap. You. know what I mean? This I said that. >> you did. >> All right. >> All right. [laughter].

My bad. >> Because here's what here. Can I tell you. why? >> Yeah. >> All right. Because he he's like you cuz. I didn't want you. You feel bad. I feel. like when you say it. >> What? I feel bad. >> Yeah. Cuz you're doing yuck yucks in. these smaller places. [laughter]. YOU'RE DOING these like, you know, wise. guys, you know what I mean? This is a. great club. You know what I mean? >> You weren't you just at that club last. week? >> I played in two weeks. >> Yeah. So, what are you talking about? >> Yeah. But, you know what I mean? >> Don't step on me. I say it as a. celebration of our of the people and I.

celebrate as well. >> No, you don't like it because you're 54. [laughter]. >> You're old and you think that's weird. that he's young and great and you're old. and it's over. >> He's one of the best comments on planet. I've never [ __ ] did. >> You say that cuz he's here but not when. he's not here. >> Where are you? Woo! Slam. What the [ __ ]. are you doing, guy? >> By the way, we're good. Kevin Hart did. the the field did the Eagles and he only. did 53K. >> I think you're going to go for the 70. >> I'm Yeah, I'm gonna do the middle. >> The middle. >> You need a stage. I'm going to do the. round. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> So, you can fit more people.

>> I just I think doing a stage in a giant. place really sucks. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like there the whole time I'm up there, I just see someone in the balcony in the. back. You're like, "Oh, that must be the. worst show.". >> Yeah, sure. >> possible. >> You got to go around. I mean, a football. stadium is not going to be the best. [ __ ] comedy anyway, but. >> but it's a milestone. >> It's going to be great. >> What's that for you? >> Huh? >> What's that for you? >> What do you mean what's that? >> What is that for you? Like that. What. would that be for you? >> I'm confused. >> Like Philly doing the FOOTBALL STADIUM. IN PHILLY.

>> OH JEEZ. I GUESS THE SUPERDOME. >> YEAH, >> that's our big spot, you know, New. Orleans. >> But would that be what you'd want to do. or no? >> No. You know, we got the Sanger Theater, which is like our Carnegie Hall, so that. would be cool. >> Yeah. >> Well, I was a little rude today at the. airport. That's all. Couple instances. You know, we're going back to that now. You know what happened? >> You know how we segue back into like the. thing, you know? >> Well, you know, I haven't slept in a. couple days. >> Oh, yeah. I was in Vegas. >> Oh, [ __ ] You relapse? >> No. >> I went to Hustler Tuesday night.

>> Oh, [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> How much you spend? >> 2700. >> That's not bad. >> Yeah. Yeah. What' you get for 2,700? >> Nothing. >> Handy? >> No handy. Nothing. >> Come on. >> Yeah. Well, the thing is is that I was. wearing these pants that you don't like. >> I don't like them. >> Yeah. Yeah. And she was doing, you know, how she had a bony ass. >> and she was I was very erect. >> and she was doing one of those things. >> It's good. >> Excuse me. >> It's good. >> You. no pill. >> Whoa.

>> Yeah. El natural. >> Well done. taking a blue Jew to go to a stripe, [laughter]. >> but she was, you know, with her bony. ass, right? I was getting rub rug burns. on my pee pee. >> Oh, >> yeah. Yeah. And so, and then at the end, she squeezed it. I don't know why she. did that at the [laughter] end. >> She was looking for it. >> Good. It's It's bigger than you think. >> Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is. >> Yeah. Yeah, it is. Right. >> Yeah. Bigger than people think, for. sure. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> It doesn't mean anything, but Yeah. Bigger than. >> You know what? I'm almost at a point.

right now, dude, that if she leaves, I'll pull it out. >> Who? >> Oh [ __ ] Get out of here, Beck. >> Yeah. Yeah. Jules. She's like my. daughter. So, anyway. >> Oh. >> Anyway, can we talk about to I don't for. [ __ ] it. I'm not talking about it now. >> Talk about it. >> Too much time now. >> Talk about it. >> Wasn't even that great. >> You talking about the DC bomber? [laughter]. >> It's so good. >> What are you talking about? >> I have no idea. >> Don't bring up some more drama, emotional [ __ ]. >> No, I I was just rude today. That's all. >> What did you do? Well, so um I was in. line and it wasn't moving.

>> You know how that happens. >> Not moving at all. Yeah. >> And I don't have TSA pre-check. >> Yeah. Which is. >> what I'm insane. >> I'm with you. I don't either. >> I don't have it clear. >> I did clear. >> Clear is useless now. >> It wasn't moving. It wasn't moving. >> Then I hear some Indian dude. >> Oh, this [ __ ]. >> This [ __ ] Right. >> Go ahead. What did he sound like? >> He He had a regular American accent. >> Oh, okay. Good. Then why was he an. Indian guy? I can smell them. [laughter]. >> Don't point at me. I'm not with you on.

that. >> Come on. >> That's appalling. >> Anyway, it's a joke. I can smell. But. anyway, um so um I can hear him like 20. people back. >> Yeah. >> Going up to people going, "Hey, I'm late. for my flight. Can I go ahead of you?". >> You know, and people are like, "Yeah, go. ahead." Right. >> I couldn't wait for mine. >> Really? You hit him with no. >> Oh, yeah. >> Damn. >> Because I was late. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I was late. They were boarding. while I was still in line, right? So, he. comes up to me and he goes, "Hey." I go, "No.". >> Dang.

>> No. You You didn't even let him get it. out. >> I didn't let him get it out. I couldn't. wait. I waited 20 minutes to get it out. >> Did you just stand behind you? >> You know what? It was like in the gun. You know what I mean? >> So, it came out weird. >> No. Like that. >> Wow. What did he do? >> He goes, "Okay, sir.". >> And then I kind of turned around. I felt. guilty. So, I kind of like, you know, my. plane's boarding, too. So, we're all. kind of late. You know, because it's, you know, I had to explain it. Yeah. Yeah. So then here's the second rude. thing I did, dude. >> Mhm. >> Right. I'm on the aisle seat.

You know what I mean? First class. >> I just wink at me. >> I don't know. >> Don't do that. >> Yeah. >> You're on the aisle seat. >> It was turbulence. >> Uh-huh. >> Right. Flight attendant did one of. these. >> Whoa. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> Fell down to the ground. Right. And I. didn't even move. [laughter]. >> Dude, I did a look. I went, >> "Damn, you've changed.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's because when I'm. tired, I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm. doing. >> You look tired. But you always do. [laughter]. >> Another 80s Asian thing, huh? I love it.

>> I'm trying to bring it back. It's. vintage. >> This might be Yeah. I think all four of. us are very tired. >> I'm wiped. >> This is a tired. exhausted. >> I'm exhausted. Yeah. Yeah. >> But it's a good thing. This is going to. make for a good show tonight. >> Four tired. >> live openers. Everyone's just going. exhausted. Are you going to whip it out. tonight? I'm. >> whip out. I can't follow that. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't whip it out. I have. Dude, first can I say something right. now? >> After we got fined, he stopped doing. that. >> First of all, I've never whipped No. >> Yeah, I'll get fined a million dollars. [laughter]. >> What? >> I've never whipped my penis out on stage.

ever. >> That's not true. That's your. >> My butthole. >> Butthole. But hole is hole. >> Butthole. You know what I mean? But not. my Not Toki the Dum Dum. >> That thing stays. That thing stays. >> No, we got fined in Vegas. >> That's my penis name. >> No, Vegas. Where were we? >> Yeah. Toki the dum dum. >> Yeah, we got it find in [laughter]. Atlanta. >> Yeah, >> he showed his butt. >> in high school. I used to call it that. Anyway. Anyway. >> How do you show a butthole? Do you go. all fours? >> Like [clears throat] he does it. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He does it too. But. I do it away. >> [ __ ] hack. [laughter].

>> Stole that from me, dude. >> That's Bobby's bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's my closer, dude. >> Anyway, um. >> is that a phone you got going there? >> It was an audience member's phone. They. were like, "Can I have a picture with. you?" And I took a took his phone. Took. a picture of my butthole. Give it back. to him. >> Have you seen this butthole? >> No. >> It's so nice. >> Is it red like your hair? >> It's pink. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's pink. It's very. pink. Pink. Red. >> I love it. >> Cuz a lot of buttholes are brown. >> That's right. >> Guilty. [laughter]. >> Is yours brown? >> Oh my god. Like like that Indian guy you. turned up. [laughter].

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, how have you. seen it? >> Oh yeah. >> How? >> Check it out. Check it out in the mirror. before you shower. You got to see what's. going on. >> Yeah. You got to take a look. >> Take a look. >> You ever stood over a mirror? That'll. wake you up. [laughter]. >> Holy [ __ ] Really? >> It's like the seventh circle of hell. It's like the valley of death down. there. >> You lay it You lay it down on the. ground. >> Lay it down. You squat right over it. Woo. You learn who you are. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's crazy. When do you do that? >> Ah, usually around Christmas. [laughter]. >> Yeah. A lot of hair. What's What's going.

on down there? >> A lot of ball bag, a lot of bee hole, a. lot of toilet paper. >> Yeah. Do you shave your [ __ ] I shave. >> No. >> You shave, Shane? >> What do you mean? >> Like I'll just show you my pubes. >> No. >> I mean, just look. >> Okay. >> Like they're trim. They're trimmed. >> Jeez, what? He got a C-section scar. He. [laughter] got the belly of a lady with. three kids. >> I told him he had like a fa. He's got. like a little baby fa. >> It's kind of cute. Lord. >> All right. >> It's a cute little food. >> Trying to lose weight, but all right. >> You're trimming. You're trimming. You're. not shaving.

>> You're trimming. >> I trim. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's the first thing that Shane said. to you was that you look skinny. That. was really nice. >> That was really nice. Thank you. >> You're trim Jun. [laughter]. >> That's good, dude. >> Sleep all in hell. >> Yeah. >> We're tired. We're gay. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. When you check, >> what's the time? What's the how how long. until when you walk into the hotel room. until you till you jerk off? Immediately. >> Pretty immediate. I get the the towel. down. Go right at it. >> Put the towel down. >> I want to look at it. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I say contrast. See the spray.

>> You get spray. Yes. >> Yeah. I got Okay. >> What do you really think the time is? I. think mine was like maybe 15 minutes. >> Yeah. >> Sure. >> 1520. >> The bag. You put it in the corner and. then you. >> change the temperature a little bit. Yeah. >> Plug the phone in. put my adopt kit in. the bathroom. >> Yep, I do that. >> So, there is a step by step and then. finally you look at the bed and you go, "Okay, >> now let me ask you this one. You guys. ever just shoot it on the carpet?". >> No, but somebody else told me they did. this and it bothered the [ __ ] out of me. >> Crazy. You do that? >> Me neither. >> No, [laughter].

it's freeing. You feel like an American. >> No, >> but as you get older, you know what. comes out? Just a visine drop. >> Oh, yeah. >> If you can hear it, this is what it. sounds like. >> [laughter]. >> And that's it. And there's probably two. sperms in there. Half one of them is. probably dead. [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? But it's like, you. know, when you get old, you know what I. mean? That's what happened. >> Your sperm comes out with its hands. behind his back like an old Asian man. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Slowly solders out. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what. it does, dude.

>> Slurping noodles. >> Because you probably have marshmallow. shots, right? >> Yeah, for sure. [laughter]. >> What do you mean? >> No, I'm curious as to what you mean. >> Yeah. Yeah. But do you have a thick. load? Like is it the con? What? >> All right. All right. All right. [laughter] All right. >> What? Too much. >> Yeah. Too deep. Yeah. >> My bad. >> Keep it up. Keep it up top. >> Yeah. Yeah. Keep it up top. >> Keep it up top. >> I mean, he's the one that brought up the. [ __ ]. >> Yeah, but he did it very elegantly. I. >> had a little class. >> Oh, mine was too like vivid. Oh, my bad. >> Okay. >> No, now we got to we got to squash a.

beef. >> You and I. >> Yeah. Let's go. >> Let You're going mad viral with these uh. impressions. >> I'm trying to steal your act, dude. I'm. stealing his I'm stealing [laughter]. your act, dude. >> Yeah, good impression. >> It's very good. >> Are you offended by it? >> No, but Nick Mullen and you should have. a a me off. >> Well, Mullen is good at it. >> Oh my god, he's killer. >> Let me see if I can do I'll just copy. what you say. Let's see. All right. >> I want to hear I actually want to hear. Mull pull it up. It's pretty I don't. know if it's document. It's really good.

>> Okay. >> Yeah, you do. Norman. >> Well, I I do you do it for I'll do the. third. >> I have to keep hearing him and then I. can do it. >> Yay. Hey, >> hey, hey. I'm gay. >> Hey, I'm gay. >> This is pretty close. >> This is pretty close. >> That's the one though. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Hey. Yeah. When you go when you when you. go I'm gay. And look away. >> He's got He as I actually asked him to. do it at the bar just now. I was like, "Do Norman.". >> Oh, wow. That's very good. >> Yeah. You got. >> it. It does. I I I imagine it would. bother you. >> No, I don't care. >> You know what's so funny is that when I.

first started doing it, it's only. because I can't do I can't do like. celebrity. I can't do like when. someone's like they do an impression of. this famous person. I can do people I'm. friends with if I can. If I hear it and. I go, I think I can reach that in my. voice, >> right? >> And yours is me just going here. >> I just tuck it back. Pretty good. >> Yeah. Bobby's impressions are [laughter]. >> unmatched. Unmatched. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Who do you do? >> Oh my god, dude. Do the Do the gangster. >> What? >> Do your gangster. >> What's up, fool? >> Yeah. >> Oh, really good.

>> Good. Damn. >> What's up, homie? >> And then do your British guy. >> Hello. >> So good. Honestly, that was. >> My name is Benjamin. >> Pretty good. Yeah. Eight years on a. sketch show. National TV. >> In your face, dude. >> Damn. >> Yeah. Yeah. Not like it, but you know. [laughter]. >> What's so funny? >> It was on TV. >> No, Matt TV ruled. >> Oh, yeah. Spears. >> It was pretty good. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Why don't See, that's what you do. >> No, it was. >> that's what you do. >> Well, if SNL If SNL is Coca-Cola, Matt.

TV was Pepsi. It was good. It was It was. fine. If someone's like, "You want to. watch SNL?" And they're like, "Is Matt. TV okay?". >> It's actually Crystal Pepsi because it's. gone. [laughter]. >> Matt TV was very good. Did you feel like. you were you did you feel like you were. in second position? >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. That's called ratings. >> No, but I mean like didn't you feel. Didn't you feel like there were weeks. where you you were like, "Oh, this is. we're we're a much better show.". >> Well, I I mean I knew we weren't because. it's like when Mad TV ended, we ended.

when Amy Polar retired from SNL, right? M. >> and immediately she's on TV shows and. and then I remember um waiting in line. on these auditions and I remember. running into like Ike and Jordan all. these guys and like just back in line. >> Look at all the people from that show. that are killing though. Baron Holtz. huge Keegan and Jordan Peele. >> Yeah. >> I mean. >> he was on that. >> Yeah, dude. >> I didn't know that. >> They exploded. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Isn't that crazy? And the Kenny Rogers. guy. What's his name? Will Sassil.

there's so many funny people that came. from that show and they just blew up. Michael McDonald. >> No, no, but they like blew up. >> Huge celebrities. >> Yeah, they became We were 18th on the. variety thing. >> Yeah, but I'm saying like those other. people. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's You know what? That's. a big deal. >> Domino. [screaming]. Domino's Pizza. DM Domino's Pizza. It's. my favorite. >> Remember Do you remember when we were in. high school in high school and you'd be. sitting around, you'd be like, "Is. someone going to get a Domino's?" You're. like, "Who's going to get the Domino's?". Yeah, >> I'll get the Dominoes.

>> I used to steal money from my dad to get. Dominoes. >> You did? >> Yeah. Because, you know, I mean, we. couldn't He wouldn't get it, so I would. get it. >> Where did your dad hide money? >> What? >> Where did he hide his money? >> His shoes. >> Money shoes. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I would grab that shoe. money, right? And I would buy Domino's. >> Call Domino's up. And it's perfect. >> It's perfect. >> Whether you're by yourself, which I. [clears throat] do, or you're with a. group of friends, which Bobby loves. >> Yeah. >> It's always good to order. >> It's community food. >> It's community food, but it could be you. food. >> It's all right. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> I've eaten a whole pie. I mean, I've. eaten I think I could eat two.

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doing this movie with Jamie Lee Curtis. We're in Budapest and she goes, "Meet me. tomorrow. I'm going to give you I'm. going to show you something, some. education.". >> So, we show up and there's a bunch of. actors there. I don't know anybody. And. this is like second day there. >> I don't know anybody. And I also you. you're self-conscious because you're. like, they can see through me. I'm not. talented. You know what I mean? You know. what I mean? Right. >> These are all But these are real actors. You know what I mean? I don't know how I. got this. You know what I mean? >> I agree. So, we were by this [laughter]. we lived by this river and um Jamie and.

there was these bronze shoes along the. river, right? [laughter]. >> And there was like this theatrical like. um Broadway star Cheyenne Jackson. He's. like this gay guy and he's like super. talented. He can sing, dance, all that. stuff, right? >> Yeah, he's gay. You said that. >> And and [laughter]. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then um Jamie goes. um but during the um 1940s Nazis. occupation of Hungary they lined up all. these Jews and they shot them on the. river and they pushed them into the. river right and that's why we have these.

bronze right you know I mean shoes on. the river banks right and then Cheyenne. Jackson goes he starts crying. >> and he goes oh my god. a little kid was shot here cuz look at. these baby shoes and I don't know what. came over me I go it could have been a. Mitch [laughter]. and they all walked away from me, right? And I sat there staring at these shoes. going, I think I'm [ __ ] done. I think. they're going to fire me. >> That's the end of the business. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And that's why Borderlands did bad.

>> You think so? >> That's why that movie tanked. [laughter]. It ruined the entire vibe of the film. >> But, you know, as a comic, were there. comics there? If you guys were there, you would have been. >> They're fine, but Yeah. Yeah. But it's. like, you know, actors are just so. sensitive. >> They're the worst. [laughter] They You. hate hanging out with them. They suck. They're not fun. >> How long did you Did you try to get on. anything? >> I've I've auditioned for 9,000 things. I've never gotten one. >> Wow. [laughter]. >> Not one. >> Really? >> Gone in the room, done the self tape. I've gotten teachers and [laughter].

coaches. Disgusting. >> It's the eye contact. >> And maybe it's the eye contact. I. [laughter] said the shade of the bar. >> Hey, don't do that. >> I was like, you nor Norman can't hold. it. It's like a dog. You got to look. [laughter] away. I stared at you long. enough. [clears throat]. >> Can't do it. >> So, like, take off your glasses. Look at. me for a second. Come on. Yeah. Do it. >> Let's do a little acting scene here. >> Let's see it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Come on and try. >> Yeah. All right. Look at Andrew. >> He can't do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. You can't do it. >> It's too intense. >> So, you you've never you've never been. in on anything? >> Not a thing. Oh, [laughter].

>> I was You've done yourself on Late Night. and stuff like that. >> I've done Yeah, I've done standup. >> But as an actor, you've never been in. anything. >> Zilch. I was in Horus and Pete. >> Oh, that was great. >> Which Louis saw me do a set. He was. like, "You're weird. You want to do with. this show?" And I was like, >> "Okay." And it was awesome. But if you. watch it, I am clearly the worst thing. in it. >> The uh auditions are impossible. >> Impossible. >> The worst. >> I I tried I did like three ever. >> and they were just I I auditioned for. Joker 2.

>> and filmed it. Okconor just filmed me on. his phone in my [laughter] kitchen in. Queens. >> and I was like fake smoking a cigarette. I was like. >> what are these doing? [laughter]. Like my line was just a racist line. Ah, you're [laughter] better off not get. that movie sucked anyway. >> And then uh I didn't know you had to. memorize the lines. I was going to. auditions and just read it. I just read. the [ __ ] script. >> It's a lot of work. People do though. That's the thing. There's certain like. actors that can just get away with. they'll bring the sides and if they're. >> if their like attitude is is matches.

their talent, they don't give a [ __ ] if. they read off the lines. That always I. memorized everything I ever went out. for. Like everything all the thousands. of things I never got. I would sit up. all night and memorize it. Then I would. see like cool guy walk in with the sides. and they'd come out smiling be like, "Thanks a lot, Tim." And they love that. guy. >> Well, I thought I could do that. [laughter]. >> I could not. I was nervous. Armpits are. sweating. I'm like, "Yeah, >> mom's spaghetti.". >> Like John Cho would be like, you know. what I mean? We'd be on set about the.

film and he's like reading it. I What. are you doing? He's like, "I'm. memorizing it now.". >> Whoa. >> He goes, "When did you memorize yours?". 3 weeks ago. >> Yeah. >> Every day. >> 24 hours a day. Just laying in bed. saying it. Like I was on the flight back. to Chicago and who'd I sit next to? >> Who? >> You remember I called you and he goes, "Hey man, say hi to your Bobby buddy. Bobby Lee for me." And I said, "Oh yeah, for sure." And he goes, "Tell him I'm. sorry." And I He was super genuine and I. was like, "Sorry." I mean, I'm going to. All right, I'll tell him you said what's. up. Then I called you immediately. And I.

said, >> "Why is he saying sorry? We don't have. to say his name.". >> So it was my first acting job, right? And I didn't know what a jib was. I. didn't know anything about the. terminology, >> of course. >> Right. And there was this thing where. the camera goes into my face and I kind. of would move my head back because I got. scared and then I have to say a line and. I just couldn't do it. You know what I. mean? Yeah. It was just like too much. for me. You know what I mean? And the. line was complicated or whatever. But. you know, they cut the line, whatever. It's not necessary. And at the end of.

the day, I walked up to him and I go, "Um, hey Mr. Will, thank you for the. job." You know what I mean? And he had a. cigar and he ashed it in my face. [laughter]. >> No way. Get out of here. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I went and I walked. away. Yeah. >> Wow. >> Yeah. And it turned away crying. Dude, I. used to have directors go, "Get on your. mark.". >> No way. >> Yeah. In the '9s. Yeah. >> Hey, get on your [laughter] Yeah. >> The good old days, man. We [laughter]. >> We could have relived. >> Yeah. But it's like, you know, I mean,

back in the day, they were [ __ ] mean. >> Wa. >> And these traumatic experiences, >> but the ter, you're right about the. terminology that I have no idea. I don't. act. And then I I did a movie and the. guy he's yelling to find the lens. He's. like, "Look at the [ __ ] lens. Find. the lens.". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm staring directly into the [laughter]. >> Oh, yeah. >> For the first three days, anytime I was. talking, I'm looking directly down the. barrel of the lens. And [laughter] then. there's so many scenes that are ruined. And then on the fourth day, he says. again, "Find the lens." And I'm like, >> "You you don't mean like look into the.

camera." [laughter] And he was like, "No." All right. Like started a scene. And I was just like, >> "We're not going to be able to use. anything.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because we don't we I. didn't take a class, >> right? >> One day they're just like, "Do you want. to be in this?" I was like, "That's. crazy. You never do it." And you show up. and you're like, "I can't do it.". >> Yeah. That's scary. I was in Train Wreck. and Apppattows. So he's like one of. these riff guys like, "Change it, make. it your own, do it again." So you have. to like think of stuff on the fly. And. he walked over to me and he's like, >> "You're supposed to be funny. Like I'm.

asking you to be funny." And I was like, "Oh." Uhhuh. And I was trying to be. funny. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And uh then I got cut. [laughter]. Hey, I was trying to be. >> Hey, I was trying to be. >> No, you know, it it is it's pain it's. it's also painful when it's someone that. like uh I got one little tiny line in a. Christopher guest show, you know, that's. Yeah. And he's phenomenal. I love. everything he's done. But the [snorts]. audition was incredible and I did great. and I thought this is awesome because we. just improded in the audition, me and. him. >> And then on the day I'm supposed to die.

I'm a Confederate soldier that gets. shot. And I we did the scene and he was. like, "Is. that how you would die?". >> And I was like, "Fuck, >> I have no idea. [laughter]. >> I don't know how to die.". >> And I kept thinking about like how to. die. And then I got more and more. nervous. Brer did that with me and he's. standing next to me. And then Matt was. like, "What are you going to do now?" I. was like, "I don't [ __ ] know.". >> So [laughter] then every time it came. up, I got so nervous. >> I got so freaked out that but the end. the what ended up happening is he was. like you're supposed to be a man who.

thinks he's a Confederate soldier. Would. you over dramatize it a little bit? I. was like, maybe. >> tell me what to do. Stop, >> dude. He leaves you little breadcr. then then at one take I thought it'd be. funny to just be like obnoxious. >> So I get shot and I GO. [laughter]. and that's the one they used. Great. Yeah, that was all I got cuz I at that.

point I was like, well, I did everything. I thought I should have done. >> Obviously, he doesn't care anymore. Maybe he's going to cut away from me. anyway. So, I did it. And that's on the. show. I slowly fall going. And And I was like, why would he? But. that's why he did it to be like, do. something else, >> be funny. >> But it's it's [laughter] but it's hard. to because it's either they're being. they're being like. >> really harsh or they're like, I'm trying. to trick your brain into doing something. else. M. >> not well. >> the worst is uh trying to [ __ ] improv.

[snorts]. >> and they're just like cut [laughter]. >> like McKver when we're doing tires a lot. of it we're [ __ ] around and just. trying to find something funny and like. you're like I think I got to [laughter]. you just hear someone just cut middle of. a joke you're like damn. >> but you don't get nervous on tires it's. your show so you must feel comfortable. >> and you're you on the show bas. that's where you want to get to be. yourself that's the dream. >> is anybody Not them on the show. I'm. trying to think.

>> No, >> but like Ka Kayla's Kyla's Kyler. >> Yeah, but she But that's still a play. out of like a. >> a little [laughter] a little. >> really. >> Yeah, she's never acted or done comedy. or anything. We were just. >> I thought she she I thought she acted. >> No, we just like you're be yourself as. you can. >> So nobody there's nobody. >> No one. >> Stop a little. He's like a mean guy. >> Yeah. >> He acts like he likes mom Donnie. He's. been doing that game for [laughter]. Well, he wants that free grocery store.

[laughter]. >> We got a guy in our crew that uh you. have to do us one little favor at some. point is let um Carlos is a big is a. massive fan and take off your hat so he. can see. You think that guy couldn't. work in a mechanic shop? >> Holy hell, that scared the [ __ ] out of. me. >> We think you need to put him just. walking through the background of tires. at the shop because he's a mechan. I. mean, that's a born mechanic right. there, >> brother. Um, I'm I'm balding and I keep. saying I'm going to be man enough to not. fix it.

>> Damn. [laughter]. >> Damn, dude. That's [ __ ] wild. I I. respect it. >> Yeah. >> You know how you know how women have. that thing about like the hat guy the. hat game guys that are like what are. they without the hat? >> Put the hat back on. >> Yeah. >> Look at how [ __ ] handsome this man is. with a hat. It's unbelievable. [laughter] Yeah. I mean, that is the. greatest chameleon I've ever seen in my. life. >> Yeah. You look like movie director. without the hat. Your your bus station. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Child porn director. >> Yeah.

>> And I I know, Shane, that you offered me. a roll in tires. >> Yeah. >> And I didn't do it because I just at the. time I didn't want to do an Asian. accent, but I'm doing Asian accents. again. So, if you want, [laughter]. >> you know what I mean? >> Hey, let me do his Asian accent. I do it. on this thing all the time. Yeah. >> I mean, if there was ever a part in. there, you know what I mean? I do for. free. >> No, don't give him anything. >> I think your character was going to have. a American accent. >> Boo. >> It was going to be You were going to be. the interpreter for uh an Asian tire. company. >> That's not what my agent said. My agent. said that you're doing you have a thick.

Asian accent. >> We [snorts] It's [laughter] fluid. We'll finish the script day of. >> This guy's got such a good team. They're. always keeping him a breast on. everything. >> They're the worst. They're the worst. >> He's a business manager that's 105. I'm. not [laughter] I'm not kidding. I'm not. kidding. in high school. >> Dude, he is he I'll call [snorts] that guy. sometimes and I'm like, "Hey, we need to. put money in the account so we can for. our tour." And he's like, "We'll get. around to it." [laughter] I'm like, "No, we need it like now.". >> He also does Stevie Wonder's manager and.

stuff like, you know what I mean? He. does other people. >> He does not do Stevie Wonder. >> His manager, not Stevie Wonder. [laughter]. >> Just the manager. Yeah. >> All right. Get let's get Shane will give. you a new part. Let's Can you let's see. you do a scene then to to pitch yourself. to Shane. >> No. What are you talking about? What are. you doing? >> Everybody play themselves and you crash. more than any other. >> That's good. >> I had no idea you were foreign. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That makes sense. >> Well, he's an American citizen now. We. got him naturalized this past year.

Thank God. >> So, back off, Ice. >> Yeah. >> Give him Go ahead. Let's hear it. >> All right. >> Here you go. Just give it to Bob. [laughter]. >> Are we Are you being real? Yeah, this. your audition for. >> Yeah, that's your audition for Tires. >> Whoa. >> All right. >> Are you being [ __ ] real, dude? >> Yeah. >> What part am I playing? >> Uh, it's called [laughter] Jing Jong. Bing. >> You'll be playing Jung Bing. >> Yeah, I'll be OC. I'll be the lady. >> Yeah, >> I'm [snorts] going to be Okconor.

>> All right, here we go. Let's do it. Go. ahead. >> All right. >> Hey, you're finally back. Where'd you. go? Your car's ready. We were watching. the Penn State game at the diner. Very. good playing. >> Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. >> It's not gay. >> Who's that voice? >> Yeah. Sucking up. >> I was playing character. >> Just be you. >> Yeah, be you. >> All right. Little more. >> sucking up to Shane. >> I know. I was I had made it to. >> You know what you did at the beginning. of the podcast? >> Yeah. >> Just do that here. [laughter].

>> All right. You ready? Hold. Can I just I. need to resolve this. What are you. doing, guy? Just giving you I'm trying to get you. the show. >> I know. I know, but you're making it. really uncomfortable. >> I just want to get you on the show. >> You it Listen, dude. All right. I was. just kidding. >> It's so funny to be like having a side. with someone but in front of the people. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Come on. >> All right. >> Get on the show. >> Just don't interrupt me, though. >> You got it. I won't. >> Okay. All right. >> Yeah. Sorry about that. [snorts]. >> Hey, you're finally back. Where'd you. go? Your car is ready. >> We were watching the Penn State game at. the diner.

>> Same place. >> That's the exact same voice that you did. before. or you didn't even change it a. little bit. >> All right. Uh well, I'll just do it like. this and the way I'm talking now. >> No, no, no. A little bit. >> Come on. Maybe you [laughter] make me. nervous. What? Dude, first of all, come. absolutely nervous right now, dude. >> I don't want to do this right now. >> I actually I'm drowning. >> I don't like trying to read. >> Yeah, dude. I'm [ __ ] drowning right. now, dude. I feel like I'm sweating. >> You're going to kill it. >> No, it's I'm not kidding. I'm drowning, dude. >> Come on. So good. >> All right. >> Acting. >> Come on. [laughter].

>> It's getting better. Take it. It is. getting a little bit better. >> Do it. Do it now. >> You should do it in my my Norman. >> No, I can't do it. Anyway, go ahead. >> Hey. Hey, you're finally back. Where'd. you go? Your car's ready. >> We're watching the Penn Stain game at. the diner. Very good playing. Do you. like. >> what? They uh they play on Saturdays. >> Oh, must have been a rerun. >> All right. Uh anyway, your car's ready. Here's the total. Cash a card. >> $840. I only got one tire. >> Now we're getting somewhere.

>> That's good. I I recommend you get uh. three more since uh one won't solve your. hydroplaning problem. >> Why is it so expensive, dude? >> Is that your daughter? >> Yeah, I'm his American daughter. [laughter]. >> Don't worry, we're not ice. You guys love that ice joke. >> That's the guy. >> Okay. Okay. >> Oh yeah, we're that cheap. >> Who's Cal? >> You. You just Oh, [laughter]. >> I thought it was Will. >> Yeah, >> you're doing both. Okay, good.

>> That's the guy. You're sick, dude. >> Can you ask your American daughter to. step away? Sir, let's have a private. conversation. [sighs]. >> You're scaring me, guys. What's going. on? >> Did you didn't do the uh Korean? >> Bobby speaks in Korean, clicks his. tongue at Jules. >> Okay. Uh you I don't know the I don't. know how to say this in Korean. [laughter]. You're scaring me, guys. >> Is that Korean?

Yeah, I don't think you got the show. [laughter]. >> Can you speak Korean? >> I don't think you got it. >> Who wrote this, by the way? You did, Carlos. Really good stuff. >> Carlos is a screenwriter. >> Oh, no. >> It was good. >> Former writers. >> Really? >> Former Avatar Writers. Was he hard to. work with? >> Yes. >> Thank you. >> Who's that? My mom's here. >> OH MY MOM. >> MY [screaming] MY MOM. MY MOM'S HERE, DUDE. >> OH, she looks younger than you.

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>> That's right. Yeah. You were there. We. were there. Remember? >> That was a bad day. [laughter]. Definitely. >> You ever thought about uh remarrying, >> getting back on the horse? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No. >> Did you ever have any fantasies after. dad died with other men or No. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Oh, >> no. >> Why? Why? Why can we upfront like. >> Yeah. Same. >> When we were growing up, when I was. growing up, right, I would tell her. everything. >> They're too old. >> Oh, right.

>> I don't like old men. >> Okay. You like a BTS. >> Younger. >> Young going to go out with the miss. >> Well, how about 37? >> That's too old. [screaming]. >> Gabrio. >> 20. >> Okay. Okay. Mom. >> What do you But what how about like. height? You want? Do they have to be. tall? >> Do they have to be tall and big? >> Tall. >> Tall. Got to be tall. Like how tall? Like how tall? 62. >> 62. 63. >> Right. Right. [laughter].

Remember. those nasty things you said about me? >> It's all come crashing down now. >> I'm 20 and I'm Yeah. >> Good. Good. [laughter] 20 and 60. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Are you staying at the hotel? >> Are you staying here? >> I better. >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]. >> She can. >> You want to go to the president's suite? >> Sh. What are you doing? [laughter]. >> He can fix that throat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my mom. You know. what I mean? >> Little throat coat. [laughter].

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You speak Korean? >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, you do? >> Have you seen his SNL audition? [laughter]. >> Say something. >> Pull it up. [laughter]. >> How How you say I love you in Korean. >> I think he says neuter. >> How do I say it? >> How you say I love you in Korean? >> I don't know how racist I can. [laughter] I don't want to I don't want. to actually. >> No, my mom can take it.

>> Okay. Well, the way you say uh I love. you in Korean is. >> Oh, man. I love you a long time. >> There it [laughter] is. >> Long time no see. >> Long time no see. >> I'm sorry. >> Yeah. That sounds like the same That sounds. like the same rhythm when you walk into. a sushi joint. >> You know, when I when I. It's the same thing. >> I love you. That means I love you, city. fish.

>> Okay. >> Are you okay with the white man, the. round eye or do you prefer? >> No problem with me. >> No problem. >> What's that? >> Doesn't matter colors. >> Oh, really? Even black? >> Oh, yeah. >> Whoa. You better watch out, Bobby. >> Spanish, you know. >> Spanish. Yeah. Well, Did you ever date a. black guy? >> Yeah. >> Did you ever date a black guy or a. Spanish man? Did you ever date a Spanish. man? >> No. >> No. >> No. You have? >> No. >> No. [laughter] No. No. No. No. No. No. It sounds like a little family secrets.

about to come out. >> Just dreaming. Not. >> just dreaming. [laughter]. >> I think you've only been with You've. only been with dad, right? >> Yeah. >> What? Shane, come on. Feels a little. [laughter]. >> um Did you get work done on your face? >> Huh? >> Did you get any Botox or anything? >> Are you kidding? You didn't give me. money for that. [laughter]. >> You got to pay for it, buddy. >> You look great. >> You're only 82. What do you expect?

>> 82. Dude, you look amazing. >> Yeah. I'm going to live up to 100. >> I hope I hope so, Mom. I hope so. >> No, me. >> No, I want you to. >> Yeah. Yeah, you won't. No. No, she. weighs no 90. >> You think I'll die at 90? >> 100. >> You want to go 100? Yeah. Yeah. >> But how old will he he'll be 90 when he. dies? >> No, he going to be 100, too. >> Wow. >> Oh, 30 more years. >> In our gen, you know, DNA. So, >> Oh, we have long livers. >> Yeah. My father live up to 96 years.

>> But but not on dad's side of the family. >> They die early. Yeah. They die. >> You are my line. You're on your line. >> Mom's line. Yeah. You're such a nice. mom. >> She's cool. Beautiful. >> Yeah. And you're very beautiful. >> She put me through three rehabs. >> Three rehabs. Whoa. >> Remember the rehabs? >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. [laughter]. >> Remember? >> Oh, [laughter] damn. >> Those are good. The good old days. >> Rehab, too.

>> Yeah. But you know, I'm sober now again. >> Yeah. For what? For what? Drinking. >> Yeah, [ __ ] [laughter]. I don't smoke. >> No, I'm s I'm sober. >> You are? Yeah. I don't know how long, but. >> almost four years again. >> What? >> Four years. Almost again. >> How is always four years? >> I relapse every time. Every four years. >> It does feel like four years. Yeah. >> Every four years I relapse. Yeah, >> it's almost time. The witching hour. >> Yeah, >> it's coming.

>> Yeah. >> Do you think I will? >> I hope not. >> I'd like to be around there for that. You need to see that. >> I would hate it. >> Please, God don't. >> Yeah. Tell them what I'm like. It's. really not fun. >> Were you Were you sober when you drove. me home from that comedy club that time? >> I don't think I was. I don't think I was. >> because we drove for like three hours. left of the comedy club. >> and I didn't want to say anything, [laughter]. >> but I was watching him just miss every. exit on the GPS. >> That's the Asian. >> I know. I couldn't I couldn't [laughter]. tell. And then Oh, yeah. No, you were.

definitely not sober cuz you were like, "We better hurry hurry up and get home. cuz these pills are about to kick in.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Did you know your mom was coming? >> No, >> we should have told you. >> No. You know what? >> No, you should have told. >> Yeah, >> it was a good surprise. >> Got it. >> Thank you. >> YEAH. [laughter]. >> I seen that so many times. >> What? >> He does it all the time. >> He loves it. >> Yeah. >> The Korean [laughter].

starts, dude. >> Once it starts, they're plotting our. demise. >> Yeah. You smell it, Mom? Mhm. >> Uhhuh. [laughter]. >> I have a nose like a dog. I can smell, you know. >> That was That was for your dad. That was. one for [laughter] the dad. >> That was Rapa. >> Yeah. >> What's his name? Rick Shaw. All right. [laughter]. >> 319. [laughter]. >> That makes sense cuz you'd have to have. the lead. But.

[laughter]. >> that's great. >> We're having a good time. Mom, what have. you been doing though? >> What have you been doing with yourself? >> I assume a lot of things. >> Like tell me. >> I do I. had all day. I have two of this. >> Yeah. Yeah. You have two iPads? >> I Yeah. >> Because one you bought for me, one. Steven B for me. >> Okay. >> See, that's it. Take him all day, you. know. >> Yeah. Yeah. iPad Queen. She loves the. iPad. >> You know, like I play, you know, games.

>> Solitaire. >> Solitaire and wars game, you know. Yeah. Yeah. >> War game. >> War game. Yeah. Yeah. >> Korean War. >> Yeah. >> No. >> English. >> Mom, >> I don't talk. >> Mom, tell tell us about the Korean War. You were a kid, right? >> Oh, during the Korean War. >> Seven. >> Seven. Whoa. >> What was the worst thing you saw at the. Korean? Which is this is funny. >> You know, dead people [laughter] on the. street. What? >> Dead people on the street. On the. street. You know, we live by the. mountain, right?

>> There's a lot of people, you know, on. the mountain. >> Yeah. Dead mountain people, huh? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's like LA. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And did you what did. you poke their bodies and what did you. do? >> You stole their shoes. >> What did you do? I mean, when you walk. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Dead. I should I have to I don't. have to poke them. >> Oh. Was it scary? >> Because I was so young, you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> To me most like games, you know. >> So, I don't have a bad memory about war, you know. >> Okay. So, how'd you get out? >> I never fight with them. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> So invaded to south west and south. >> Yeah. We know how it went. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't do you like North. Koreans? >> I I don't have reason to hate them. >> Yeah. >> Good answer, Mom. >> Except you know politics and but they. are the same people. >> They are the same people. >> Yeah. That's they speak the same. They. look the same. >> You love all Asians. >> You love all Asians. >> No, not the Japanese. Not the Japanese.

>> I love you know. >> what do the Japanese do to us? >> They they are conquered I mean they. >> occupied. >> occupied. mean 40 years. >> They're mean. >> 37 years. >> Yeah. 37 years. Yeah. >> Oh, very mean. >> You know what dad told me once? >> We we couldn't eat because they took all. our rice to. >> You don't take the rice. You don't take. the rice. >> Yeah. That's why we you know take. everything. You leave the rice. Leave. the rice. was so short that time the. Korean is the tallest one in Asia but.

then at during that time we couldn't eat. this like a shrink then after Korean war. they grow up so now they are kind of. average like [laughter]. >> I'm seven. you think I'm average I think I'm small. >> average. >> you think I'm average for being Korean I. don't think so. >> in my family. >> in your family in the Lee family where. I'm average yeah in the family Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I am. No, Eddie, my. cousin. >> Oh, my my Euro family.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what dad said. once? >> You know what dad said once about the. Japanese? Long time ago. [laughter]. Long time ago. >> They used to tie us a Korean by ankle. with a rope, right? Hang us upside down. >> I'm like, "Okay, Dad.". >> And they took out the N. Pick nail. Pick. nail. Right. >> And then he said, >> "Is that why you guys own those salons?".

[laughter]. >> Is that how it started? >> All right. >> Good question. [laughter]. >> That's actually a fair. >> It's a fair question. Yeah, that's. actually maybe true. It's a fair. [laughter]. and he said, um, they used to dunk us in. boiling water. >> Yeah. >> So they we you'd plop in a layer of. skin, you know what I mean? And then. eventually you would die. But I was 8. years old when dad told me that. >> They do like you know expert from they. put you know experience you know.

>> for Korean like a Jewish. >> Oh the tattoo. >> Oh the tattoo. >> The chemical things. >> Oh the chemical things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Asian Japan. >> I think not the people don't they don't. know. >> Yeah. It's the military. The military. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's why we had to drop a bomb on them. twice. >> Yeah. Because I [laughter] I. >> he just we dropped the bomb on them.

twice. >> Oh, twice. >> Hiroshima and Nagasaki. >> The once. >> No, twice. >> You think one would be enough, but. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, >> they didn't learn. >> They didn't learn. >> What? Four again? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I think we did drop one. >> They did the first. They did it to put. They started it. >> They started They started it. Those. bastards. >> They deserved it. [laughter]. They kind of. >> Oh, I could. Oh, they going to hate me. You know. >> who? >> I cannot go Japan anymore. If you say. one thing like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> You cannot go to Japan. [laughter]. >> Shane, any questions about my or. >> no? Well, you're nervous. >> Do [laughter] you know who? Do you know? >> Don't tell me any question. >> You like Dennis Rodman? >> Is that your name? >> No. [laughter]. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> That's Dennis Rodman. >> Yeah. He play for the polls. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. [laughter] Who. >> Who's that guy that knocked up your mom? Dennis. >> He's selling out arenas all over the. country [laughter] doing stand up. >> It's wild.

>> Mom, he's um the biggest comedian on. earth, planet Earth. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm sorry. I don't watch any. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. He's He's really. >> What's his name? >> Shane Gillis. >> Shane Gillis. >> Sane. >> Yes. Exactly. >> Shane. >> Shane. >> Shane. >> Shane Gillis. Yeah. >> Shane. >> Oh my god. It's harder than my name. Yeah. >> What's your name? [laughter]. >> That's what I guessed. >> Hold on. What is it? >> Chongja.

>> Better remember that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You better remember that. [laughter]. >> I can't I feel bad. >> Well, here's what we we'll do. We'll we. thank the boys so we can get they can. rest and get ready for the show and then. we'll finish with the family. >> Okay, great. >> All right. >> Thank you so much. Thank you guys. >> I love you guys. Thank you guys. Nice to. meet you. [snorts]. >> All right. Welcome to Bad Friends 300th episode. [sighs].

>> Today we have Jules, Rudy, Jewels, Juliana, >> and then we got my mom. >> and Miss Lee. >> Miss Miss Lee is here. my mom. >> And Wow. Let's Let's go around the room. What we're grateful for. >> Oh, yeah. That's what we do at 300. [laughter]. >> All right. Well, you want to start? >> Yeah. What are you grateful for? >> Yeah. I'm grateful for um you.

I really I really am. Honestly, I do. I. am grateful for you. >> Thank you. >> I think that we um we have a good thing. going here. >> We got a good thing going. >> and um I'm really blessed. >> You are. You're very We're very. >> I'm also grateful for my mom still being. alive. >> Hell yeah. >> And looking so good at 82. >> 25 more years. >> Yeah. She's a great mother and um. she she can still count which is. amazing. [laughter]. >> She can still count which is amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's kind of you guys' thing.

>> Do you know the ABCs? >> Exactly. And that's what's good about. that, too. >> Yeah. >> Because she knew what I said. >> She did. She doesn't want She doesn't. >> She want to share it. She want to brag. And so I'm grateful for my mom. You know. what I mean? She has her Dora the. Explorer haircut, which is pretty cool. I like it. So pretty. >> Yeah. So pretty. Yeah. >> Did you dye it? What's going on with. your hair, Mom? >> Today we're GOING TO BE KOREAN. [laughter]. >> I like your hair. It looks really nice. Yeah. Very nice. >> Die and have a little bit bridge. >> Yeah. Jules is growing up, you know.

>> Yeah. >> Your hair's gotten so long, too. >> Long. >> Are you going to keep it going? >> How long? Down to like down to the. floor. But. >> yeah, >> why you think that looks good? >> Ringo. >> Maybe. >> you look Is that a thing in Filipino. culture to have really long hair? >> Yeah. >> Like girls always have really long hair. >> Yeah. >> You have like a Share thing going on. Remember Share. >> Share? Share. >> Yeah. Remember Sher? [laughter] She. She's not dead. >> You remember Sher?

>> No, she's still alive. >> Do you believe. what? >> Bono. >> Bono. >> She died. >> Bono's alive. No, >> no, >> no. Sunonny Bono. >> Oh, Sunny Bono. Remember a tree killed. him? >> Yeah, >> a tree killed Sunonny Bono. >> A tree. >> He was skiing. >> He was skiing and it, you know, >> he hit a tree. >> He hit a tree and he died. >> Which if you've ever gone skiing is. pretty hard to do. >> to like hit a tree and die. >> Yeah, >> cuz it's easier to avoid him if you've.

skied before. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Right. Wasn't he like a good skier? >> Probably not. Not. >> burn. >> Burn. Real burn. Mom, I've been seeing a. girl for 8 months. >> Never mind. >> No. No. She's not Korean. No. >> Very sweet. >> She's white. >> Pretty. >> She's white, though. >> I know. But. >> yeah. >> Oh. >> Well, you over 50. I I cannot control.

you. No. You. >> What kind of girl do you want him to be. with? >> I'm not going to say it. Say it. You're. never going to have one. >> No. A Korean girl. You. >> know what I want. >> You want a Korean girl. >> They don't like me, Mom. >> Yeah, they do. You don't try. >> I try all the time. >> You don't try with Korean girls. >> Korean girls don't like me. >> He likes white girls. He doesn't go for. Korean girls. >> I No, I like a lot of Korean girls, dude. They don't like me. >> Bikushid. They think I'm big. >> What does that mean? Hideous. >> Ugly. >> Yeah. >> Pigush. >> I got it. >> You're not Pigush. [laughter]. >> I'm Pikushid.

>> You guys look like me. You. >> I look like dad. And dad was picushtoid. >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're the pretty one. And. mom look dad Steve looks like you and. everyone goes I look like dad and dad. was ugly. >> He wasn't ugly. >> You have your mom's. >> he was. >> I have your humor. >> Yeah. >> Your He has your brains and your heart. and your heart and he's got his father's. body. >> He knows about me. >> Yeah. See, I can feel it. >> Steve is a lot more like dad. Steve is.

our brother. My brother. G is very. smart, man. >> I know. >> I mean, [clears throat] street smart, you know. >> Yeah. Street smart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like you. >> I'm street smart. >> No, >> I'm not. [laughter]. >> I'm not. >> You have brain in my family. Okay. >> What? >> You got brain? >> I got brain. >> Good brain. >> Good brain. >> Yeah. >> You respect your mom? That's a good. brain. >> Well, yeah. That you have to do. >> Yeah. I respect my mom. >> You better. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Do you sing, Mom? I don't I never heard. you sing growing up.

going out. >> like sing. Do you sing? >> Oh yeah. Nobody likes me singing. >> No, I want to hear I want to hear some. singing. >> So I sing all by myself because I want. to, you know, don't forget the, you. know, lyrics and Korean and English, you. know. >> Will you sing? >> Will you sing right now? >> Raise me up. No, I'm not going to sing. >> Please raise me up. >> You raise me up. >> You raise me up. >> Yeah. >> Come on. Come on. I I don't I don't. remember.

>> You don't like it? >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]. >> You raise me [singing] up. And so I can. >> She got the wrong one. >> You raised me up. >> Yeah, you raised me up. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Ready? >> I am down. >> [laughter]. >> We tried.

>> I tried. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Take two. >> When I [singing] am down and oh my soul. so we. troules. What is the first one? >> Is this by Josh Gro and the one you have. over there? Here we go. Ready? You raise. me [singing] up so I can stand on. mountain. You raise me up to walk on stormy seas.

I am [singing]. on your shoulders. You raise me up to more than I can be. >> Yeah. Thank you, Bad Friends, for 300. episodes. We love you. I hope we do 300. more, maybe more than that. We really. appreciate the fans. We love you guys so. much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. >> Thank you for being. >> Thank you for God.