Shaka Spirit & ComicCon Nerds | Ep 232 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends I am on tour this fall. coming to see you I'm all over the place. we're adding shows we're adding dates I. am so excited in between Bobby and I. going to Australia New Zealand I'm going. to be going everywhere man I'm going all. over the place I'm going to Indiana I'm. going to Ohio I'm going back home to. Chicago uh I'm going to Oklahoma I'm. going to Omaha Nebraska uh I am going to. Charlotte uh Atlanta you name it I'm. there Kansas City Cleveland I am there. come see me in Boston in St Louis and. Grand rapin come on and see boy go to.

Andrew Santino. docomo. [Music]. docomo you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends I got a movie offer to go to. Budapest yeah yeah I know you I told you. to take it no I don't know if I'm going. to do it you have to take it there's no. money I know but it's still like is it. who's in. it marmaduk licko dude she's on fire.

they oh that they they are fire marad. and siku though siku is not siku is a. boy s yeah yeah yeah but marmaduk is. there marad there Toto candy is in it. right she got cut oh Toto candy got cut. D but Toto did you see her in delivery. of. mine one or two delivery mind two I. think yeah I was two the second one was. in Portuguese right yeah I like that. they don't Toto woof wof woof I mean she. played a.

wolf and dude so good the best wolf. you've ever seen in your life yeah woof. woof amazing did we ever show that video. of that girl who Let the Wolves lick the. inside of her mouth look there's a video. of it she'll open her mouth Wolf kissing. ew yucky how many dise did she catch she. dope but the mouth licking she dop would. have threw up everywhere please don't. watch 3 minutes 4 seconds.

you that's a wild wolf get straight up. straight up so anyway for those of you. watching yeah the wolf licked my. mouth so what I love wolves that's Toto. that's the girl we were talking about oh. yeah yeah to there she is Toto movie. she's very good so I don't know if. you've been to Comic-Con but that's my. first and last time I'll tell you that. right now well you went and you were. with my friends which I love two of my. dearest friends in the world so much. yeah and you know I've have you been to.

Comic Con oh my Lord once you have one. time I went Comedy Central paid me to go. down and I had to do the intros for the. Workaholics guys they were doing like a. thing I had to go down and do that and. it was so embarrassing so embar so I'll. tell you what you see and it's it's a. wonderful thing and I just have to say. it's a beautiful thing you watch you see. different varieties of your favorite. characters I saw spinal Biff with of. Spider-Man yeah right I saw fat Laura. coft are you sure yeah it was fat LA.

coft are you sure yeah yeah because I. was like she doesn't raid tomb she raids. the. refrigerator that I know fat Lord C and. then I swear to go and this is this. going sound mean but this actually. happened yeah so I'm during the day I'm. smoking a cigarette cuz I had to do a. bunch of events right I'm outside and I. see maybe a four or five-year-old boy. I'm pretty sure it a boy in a Batman. outfit in a carriage mom was you know. what I mean rolling right and the kid. was doing this I don't know what he had.

I don't know maybe he was excited but he. was going like this he was. going like like that right and no I'm. I'm not it's not a joke I'm not making. fun I'm not laughing yeah he was going. right right and then I heard the mom go. um we're almost there Batman and I go. that's not Batman that's a. bat okay Filipino bat Filipino bat all. right that's what I saw no but why did. it's literally what I saw you didn't all.

these characters you describ it just. sounds like you were at kill. Tony so funny dude all right here's. another thing that I noticed what you do. at ComiCon I do but let's be let's be. nice because a lot of our friends and. family we love them here's the deal. ComicCon brings out the best best of of. [Music]. insults the best of the insult they're. the ones that don't shoot up things. save their lives.

yeah to do. this is ComicCon like Anime Expo yes yes. it's down in San Diego it's been going. on for I don't know 30 40 years now I. have no idea but people dress up that's. fun images of ComiCon it is really fun I. have a couple more things I to get off. my chest I'm sorry we'll talk about what. it is I got to get off my I got to get. off my chest okay but show her images. while he tells it so she can see what. it's like look at that so this week who. was there it was um Deadpool was there.

oh um so I guess Hugh Jackman and Ryan. Reynolds did Thursday or something oh. wow um it was what it was um Robert D J. Robert Don junr was there what is he. promoting he's playing Dr he now he's. they MCU Universe yeah he's now Dr Doom. wow he's now Dr Doom and so I was there. for the movie I'm on. Borderlands okay and so um what I. noticed what I do is when you're there. at ComicCon and you're at a party.

you find yourself lying all the time. yeah so I'll give you an example I'm at. a party okay like the Entertainment. Weekly party yet kid comes out bad. friends man [ __ ] and I go what's up. right yeah and I and they go I'm a big. fan I go yeah what do you do dude I'm in. rings of power and then you have to go a. good show oh I love rings of power oh my. God the arrows oh the arrows are so. realistic and those are the trees well. the Rings are probably the and the Rings. are so good oh you're so good so good.

you know oh my it's the best show I've. ever seen you have to constantly do that. right you know I mean like oh my God or. or you could just not oh let me try Okay. ready you're the guy hey oh man no I bad. friends no no I have oh I love you guys. no no you got the rules wrong you got. the rules wrong you you're the one that. has to lie lie okay you're the guy oh. God damn dude all right CH yeah yeah CH. out. dude oh dude Ino man Firefly what's the.

r man I'm spinning hold on one second oh. you're the dj oh hey dude anyway love. bad friends uhhuh yeah thank you. dog oh me I'm in no no me I'm in the new. Star Wars thing yeah blank eyes I'm in. blank eyes Star Wars oh what are you in. blank eyes blind guys blank eyes Oh. blank eyes yeah yeah oh I haven't seen. it yeah oh you would say that take it. easy oh don't lie why wouldn't you why.

would you you're righten why I lie you. you lie no you don't lie don't lie then. I just learned that no you know what. though you probably made him feel good. he's listening by the way he's a fan no. but here he kid this kid yeah okay he. lives in Perth are we playing Perth we. are playing Perth all right so he he is. one of the main kids in the the eyes of. the power what's it oh yeah ring rings. yeah ring rings and yeah yeah ring the. power he's in The Hills Have Eyes yeah.

he's a kid in he has a rings of power. and he I said so I gave him my number so. when we're in Perth we're going to bring. him to the show okay cool yeah yeah last. thing I want to say is um also you just. realized I'm just we're not what is that. him yeah that's him cool good kid Tyro. how do you zoom in how do you say his. name yeah yeah that's him for sure how. old is he hey he's a kid relax relax you. asking you know what I know what you're. doing you little pervert what do you the. [ __ ] Filipino Leo uh uh how old yeah.

how do you say his name Tyro. mahaan yeah good kid you know isn't that. that's not Filipino sure it is do you. think he's hot he's cute yeah he's a. good looking kid and you would he's he's. Young no oh you wouldn't you how old is. that kid how old is T M 18 yeah oh too. young yeah you're you're only three two. years older than him that's still weird. I don't want to be a cougar.

well yeah okay hello yeah what's a. Filipino cougar yeah yeah don't a wombat. what is. it okay here's the last thing I want to. talk about and then we move on comic no. we can do More's a couple more um was. Kevin Hart there yeah he was and this is. I'm not kidding you I didn't see him but. he was maybe 3 feet away from. me no an army comes in first yeah right. he's got a bubble of an army and he's in.

the middle did he say hi at all no. nothing yeah he comes in does all the. pressing I was literally 5et away from. him and I was trying to Le look through. his bodyguard so that I can find a space. you know me through like and then go. look through the like an armpit or. whatever and go what's up man you know. what I mean couldn't even find that wow. right then he leaves then Edgar Ramirez. is on the line he's awesome yeah he's. great and I I go hey man you know what I. mean because I was behind the people. interviewing him mhm he goes hey and he.

kind of went do I and then he goes oh. yeah it was like one of those and then. he didn't know you were in the movie. yeah Jamie was there too in the building. didn't see her once really dude I'm. telling you right now I'm say something. because there was two groups did you see. the robot yeah the robot was there D the. robot was there that's somebody I really. wanted to yeah yeah and so what I. realized is there was two groups there. was the main group Stars the Stars MH. and then there was like uh people in the.

movie yeah yeah yeah yeah hair makeup. you know I mean people in the movie. right and so then after they left then. we did the thing right but we were. separate separated is that when you. texted me what' I say yeah do you want. me to say it no why you texted me and I. called you immediately because I know I. know when he texts me I know when he's. in a mood and he just wrote I feel like. a loser and just and it hurt my heart. so I called you immediately and I was.

like what are you talking about what's. going on you need to get that out of. your head cuz you're a dude I was I was. driving to San Diego they had they had. my own car they picked me up from my. house love it driving down my shades on. like Tony Stark you know I mean and then. by the end you know what I mean just you. know like you just you know it cuz it. just what so funny man what was that. were you Batman. were yeah by the I'm Batman I'm Batman.

no but um cuz then you go to the parties. I went to two parties mhm and then once. the you know I ended up going playing. Jenga at the IG party not Instagram um. IGN W it's a video game company IG oh oh. yeah yeah yeah yeah and there was a. corner and there was a bunch of like. don't want to make fun of them good guys. cuz I became friends with them all of. them they were all um nerds yeah you I. mean hey buddy what's going on man you. know what I mean it's ComicCon what it's. ComicCon that's all on it's Comic Con.

it's only don't say words like that you. can't say words like that that's what he. says when he comes on his wife it's com. con it's com it's. com oh. Andre and she's like no no. Kam right so these nerds were like hey. man you want to play. Jenga I swear to God why not there's. probably hours of videos out there of me. playing Jenga with people I played Jenga. all night long did you win I won one. hell hell yeah and I lost one hell yeah.

right but what a game I never even heard. of it before shut the [ __ ] up you never. I I didn't know go one I thought they. were building something well they are no. but they were taking away that's right. but then you rebuild on Top This is the. story of life that's the story of Life. dude that's so good give us taketh away. and all fall Shaka dude Shaka Shaka. Shaka yeah so um I played janga all. night and then the Entertainment Weekly. party last night that's the hot one it's. like the real people are there there's. the Deadpool people there's um what's. the rings of power people and I want to.

say some things about them but I will. not okay okay I will not it's just the. arrogance but I will not oh but then. there was this half. Chinese half white. dude handsome but he look like maybe. like a wolverine but he wasn't Wolverine. and he goes hey man I'm in Mortal Kombat. I go okay relax dude and he goes he's. Liu Kang no also I'm also in Deadpool. wow and I go cool and he goes I'm a huge. fan of bad friends and I just can I.

please take a photo so I got some of. that love that guy yeah yeah I love that. guy Louis Tan yeah yeah look yeah put. images there he is dude oh wow that guy. so this dude right dude oh my God this. dude right here dude hugged the [ __ ] out. of my body hey hey put put take it away. I'm going to. come. come I'm take it away come look at him. that dude right there dude oh my God. he's gorgeous this guy this guy great. pissing me off and he he gets it this. guy gets it what [ __ ] yeah he gets a.

lot of it he gets a lot of [ __ ] but he. also his body his body is very good what. do you eat what do you [ __ ] eat Lou. tan dude Louis Tan he eats eat [ __ ] for. sure for sure yeah that's for sure. appetizer and [ __ ] dessert I don't. know what he gets for his entree but. like how do you get a stomach that looks. like that I don't know but he's also. smell and texture dude it's about the. smell and texture he smells good and he. feels good yeah the texture of his. jacket he was wearing one of those like.

hot guy jacket hot jacket yeah I don't. even know where to get it man store we. don't we can't get those stores we can't. even get get it you know it's like you. know I mean hot guys stores T-Rex. leather how do you get T-Rex leather you. know what I mean like that's even that's. not around he gets it he went to he has. a time machine went back killed a t-rex. with his hands you know I mean he yeah. yeah skinned it right fried it out you. know what I mean and brought anyway so. and the smell where do you smell is that. big dick energy smell what is that it's.

a smell of like oky betu bet he doesn't. even have cologne he probably just. smells that dude so good some guys just. smell good and would I ask me if I would. suck as some people smell bad ask me if. I yeah well this is that's the people. but am I put that up but I um ask me if. I'd suck his di would you suck his di. n look at me nah look at me liar look at. me liar no way okay look at me in the. eyes when you I okay I'm a fan okay dude.

anyway this guy was cool and there was a. lot of those there was another the guy. that he's like the showrunner for Dexter. that show so good and he goes yeah I'm a. big I love what you and anderw are doing. so people they're they're out there. they're out there but then but the most. of them are like what is he doing here. [ __ ] those people they can go [ __ ] you. know what they're not what they're not. Shaka do they're not I that's what I. knew I didn't know the word that's not. they don't have the Shaka no Shaka talk. to me about Hawaii what' you do Shaka. Shaka Shaka. stop stop stop I love Hawaii Give me the.

give me the positives but can I be. honest about Hawaiian negatives. Hawaiian yeah am I crazy you've been to. Hawaii enough mhm do Hawaiians kind of. hate white people yeah there it is okay. thank you so much that's what I was just. going to say howy did howy yeah yeah. when I come down the road they go Oh I. thought it was Toto that girl from the. movie no they don't really have the same. sense of humor do you understand yeah do.

you know what I mean they're uh like. every time I try to make jokes with. locals it's a different kind of sense of. humor yeah seriously because I like we. went to a restaurant and I was like hi. we'd like to check in for bowling yeah. yeah and and the woman was like there is. no bowling oh right right and I was like. yeah no just dinner that we're just. having dinner can I just say something. and of course can I just say something. what not that funny.

yeah yeah that not that funny it was. just a slight I don't know I'm at the. let go it's small I'm at I'm the hostess. Aloha sha Aloha Shaka Shaka aloha aloha. Mahalo Mahal Mahal hi uh we're here for. the AIDS benefit that's funny okay. that's funny that's funny yeah yeah yeah. no but it was just a small throwaway but. I feel like a lot of people they hate us. yeah they hate us they hate you not me. but I'm not a regular wife I know I know. you're not and I will tell phone is a.

regular I'm invited to the meetings. thank you please yeah yeah yeah it's in. paa and Maui I go every year wow right. right it's at it's at you know the road. danana it's the first Mountain on the. top we have a me right and there's a. crane bird there it's beautiful anyway. um do you eat it no no it's just there. right and I'll tell them but um because. I'm Asian yeah you have a pass yeah I. for some reason I never get [ __ ] and I. love it yeah that's why I go there so. much Hawaii I know yeah and it's like um.

when I was uh on when I used to do. Magnum like people used to come right to. the set and go who's local to the like. people the cameraman all these people. and like what the f because only local. should be working on the show like. people would like literally yeah come. and protest in that way right and we're. like you know with like any colonized. place it's like we won. right I mean the SP you guys were the.

kings of it you know what I mean you. guys and in France you got driven out no. no in in Italy no in Vietnam you got. driven out right no you're not. French he's Spanish yeah SP Spanish wa. what did they take Spanish took the. Philippines you were driven out well. they took everywhere I mean they're. pretty Lally would kick out of every. they conquered like everything yeah I'm. not saying that's a good behavior it's. bad behavior no it's really bad it's. really bad what you guys did was really. bad look at that Argentina are you guys. mad at the Spanish you you're Filipino.

I'm kind of in the middle but there's. some people in the Philippines that hate. like Korean fancy oh and we hate Koreans. person we hate Koreans no because. Koreans hate on us too yeah no we don't. we just look down on. you every time I go to um Korea Town I. feel so little no dude not in Korea Town. but in the Philippines I've seen them. yeah and can I say they're not my. Koreans when I look at those Koreans. like go what are you being cocky about. look at you you're the ones that got.

kicked out of Korea yeah you're fat more. yellow than most I don't like. it right they don't have the skill set. you're not sigh you're not sigh they. don't sigh they can't they can't direct. films unless you're a gnum style yeah. yeah chill out yeah yeah you have to or. King Jong-Un number one he's the number. one and I so I shocker my way through. the island I went on a f mile hike loved. it into a ravine what's really weird is. I mean this is public a ravine is like a. big huge Valley and water used to run.

through. it um we were on the island of lenai do. you know laai yeah I mean the way you're. talking to right now it's a little. talking down no I don't know we're on. the island of laai you know. laai it's like relax dude howy do you. know it I do know lenai have we been on. lenai no then no. so go ahead Larry Ellison bought it a. couple years ago and it's really weird. that's the guy I asked every local like.

cuz you know there were some fans there. which was nice people would be like yo. we're a big bad and I was like oh thank. you that's great and then so I would. talk to the locals and befriend them and. everyone I was like be honest do you. like it or do you hate it that Larry you. know what I mean cuz this [ __ ] rich. white guy buys the. island and all of them were the same. they were like no it's pretty he's done. some good [ __ ] like he's he's keeping it. he's keeping it legit he hasn't [ __ ]. with the locals you know what I mean. like he's doing the thing to like not it.

in their way sure but I could tell. there's a little undercurrent where. they're like but if he [ __ ] up we'll. kill them they're not going to do. nothing I don't know dude you're on. their Island yeah you're right 3,000. people it's small it's beautiful you. were there the that's the only Island. you were at yeah where else would I want. to go what were you doing there vacation. lady what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh the. F Shak dude dude shakka dog sh. dude rocket money hey how much do you. think you spend a month in subscrip.

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in the forest you could go sit is that. incense you're trying to say onen oh. anen anen. anango yeah yeah uh and there was little. like hot tub on sense in the middle of. the [ __ ] Forest you were surrounded. by it was incredible it was honestly but. there's signs out there that say uh. because it's an adult only Resort no. children and there's signs everywhere. that says no alcohol and no bottle. fluids oh I'm out no [ __ ] yeah yeah.

you can't oh you can't [ __ ] you can't. [ __ ] in the onen you can't oh you can't. but you can [ __ ] a lot of everywhere. else you can [ __ ] every you [ __ ] outside. or no oh yeah oh yeah yeah inside. outside upside down on the roof in the. lobby in the front lobby we were. checking in wait is that the island. where remember the monk was that not a. mon it was um Dal Lama it's you know. there's seven is that Vortex or I don't. know energy Vex energy for. vexas and in Hawaii there is one but. then you can't get near it what do you.

mean you'll die no there's like people. guarding it so you can't go to the. energy Vex oh I want to. go yeah there we go all are yeah there. there how many is there do I have it. wrong how many vortexes are there one. two look what that what does that say. world map of major what there's like. seven major ones and Shaka yeah yeah. Shaka yeah yeah yeah but it's like I. don't we have you and I dude yeah we H. we all have to go to a Vortex dude I. would love to yeah I don't know what. happens there but there's like the DOL.

Lama goes and he gets some [ __ ] out of. it maybe that's why he's like suuck on. my tongue I don't know but maybe you. know but like we I I I we went we when. me and K were dating we went drove by. one we tried to get to it and they. wouldn't let us even near it why they. guard it but so this I think the FBI. guards it whoa the. feds okay so where is the where is the. closest one that we can get to yeah. closest Vortex near me yeah just go to.

your Maps Google Maps and see vortex in. there see what happens you go to Yelp. and people are just leaving reviews. they're like this Vortex was the energy. was not as good as I thought Indonesian. one's way better yeah yeah yeah. Cathedral. Rock Sedona wow we got to go to Sedona. Arizona Cathedral Rock each their own. particular energy each rating in its own. energy but what H I want to know what. happens dude I bet you get enlightened. you must feel physically something. you think yeah I don't even know what a.

Vortex is to be honest with you do you. no like let me define vortex center of. the thing what can you vort define. vortex um it's where gravity pulls you. in and then it spits gravity back out. very. good good a Vortex is believed to be a. special spot on Earth where believed to. be I don't like that confidence yeah. it's got to be we think you know what I. mean where energy is either entering.

into the Earth or projecting out of the. Earth's plane that's what she just said. that's do you had the right very college. is working. huh yeah can Vortex energy help. you some say the vortex energy and is so. powerful you can actually feel it help. you take down take giant leaps with your. Spiritual Development we can get closer. to God wow I knew that about vortexes I. think the Native Americans believe that. spiritual spiritual transformation can. occur more quickly easily in Sedona. because the veils to other dimensions.

are thinner there wow why you closing. your eyes and shaking your head Carlos. you don't like thin veils no I just. think the Native Americans probably. didn't know much about science and like. math and stuff okay here we go here we. go here we go they didn't have. calculators what are you talking about. they invented the the the ti 83 we all. use Native Americans made that Cheroke. I'm sorry I forgot to take shrooms and. go vortex you want to take shrooms and. go to the vortex yeah that's we'll go.

we'll take a trip to Sedona I was going. to send uh photos of the of my Shaka. trip but it was [ __ ] amazing man yeah. I didn't see any shakas and um or photos. either and um and then I and then I. rented a Jeep and we went off-roading. and it got a little sketchy I'm not. going to lie there was a part of it. where we were like careening down this. [ __ ] cuz it's there it's no roads on. the side of those mountains and we're. just like slamming down the thing and. the the Jeep is going. like and you're the you're driving oh. yeah dude I'm what's your wife doing.

freaking the [ __ ] yeah hating every. second of it she [ __ ] hated it wow we. were like we'll go down to ship. Shipwreck Beach and we go down to. Shipwreck Beach getting up was insane it. like was there wreckage there was a. shipwreck at Shipwreck Beach yeah you. saw it oh yeah no well tell just. describe that I've never been to seen a. Shipwreck Boat in. water that's all it was oh literally. that's there that's there at Shipwreck. Beach. that's insane off the coast yeah that's.

incredible [ __ ] wow so zoom in can. you go in there no but they do boat. tours around it and I think divers dive. around there too and how old is that. doesn't seem like an old ship maybe in. the World War II I don't know how it's. probably crashed uh is it Germany or. what 200 is that what it said um. 1980. oh well we just remove it then historic. no it's so big and it's not historical. gives a [ __ ] well it was like an old.

pirate ship you know what I mean they go. ah Mighty well that's it let's just. pretend that it is okay it honestly it. it's it's a beautiful little tiny Island. like a cool little rad getaway and you. got to take one of those little scary. planes to get there you know the little. like wow the ones where the whole time. you're like please don't. crash dude let's buy an island no what. are we going to do with it look how big. of that island is $60 million for for. one Island yeah what the [ __ ] are we we. don't have $60 million but no one will.

be there we'll get a Starbucks and a. coffee bean let's start a GoFundMe right. now for to buy an island yeah yeah yeah. is there one okay bad friends Island. yeah bad round okay so round round. Island Nova scota is 58 million no. 58,000 58,000 I mean for 2.7 Acres I see. that's nothing wow okay let's buy it no. forget it buy one in the Philippines. yeah they're beautiful ons there what. were you going say oh I watched uh I.

watched Ghostbusters on the plane the. Frozen Empire yeah audition for that you. did yeah like some Hunter guy hunter. yeah what Hunter I don't know there was. a scene I remember there was a scene. where I don't remember but you could. have been a ghost the ghost on this one. looked weird like the green one like. what yeah there was a couple of ghosts. really you could have played a ghost. easily was it movie good yeah it was fun. it's fun to see Slimer good to throw. back to Slimer yeah you know Bill Murray. and all that Dan Arro was in it. sadly sadly yeah sadly but but you.

highly recommend and and Mr Paul rdd led. the movie wow F cute guy very did you. ever see the original Ghostbusters no. how about the how about let's go to the. the like the classics of those types of. movies no Ghostbusters Goonies I've seen. yeah I've seen Goonies in the you know. the. graveyard Cemetery at sesia at oh you. saw it there yeah hey you guys you. remember that yeah and then what else.

who does that look like me. no yeah it sure does you ever see. Gremlins no is that a classic yeah yes I. mean but that's we're yeah that's so old. yeah oh [ __ ] I I I can't I can't believe. this I was going to talk sorry Sor sorry. oh it made me so mad dude you okay no. I'm not it made me so I just remember I. don't know why that just brought this up. what but I'm going to tell you dude I. got a.

haircut but can we see it no it's right. here but so check it out and I who did I. I called Mone I called Mone so I called. you right yeah this is a fact I met. Rudy's rubies Rudy Rudies Floyds I was. at. Floyds why come on you're not Shock. anymore dude you're like hurry up I like. to melt in it you know slow okay good. keep going so you're at rud these men. right and I'm just like I'm so I'm on. phone and I'm like uh I think I'm on. Instagram whatever and scrolling and.

there was like a little scene of um. Timothy Shalom love I love him great. talented guy uh in the new Bob Dylan. movie and and you know he was singing I. was like dude that was pretty good yeah. I might watch it so I turned to the bar. and go dude this Bob Dylan movie he like. he's like who you go Bob Dylan he's like. no what yeah and how old is this. gentleman in his 20s and I he told me I. could even say his name is Ry he even. said I could say his name because I said. I was gonna talk about it okay so then I.

go wait wait dude Ray are you you know. you know what I want to. say are you Batman yeah yeah and he goes. no dude I've never heard of him I go all. right hold on [ __ ] the barber next to. him I go so dude Ray doesn't know who. Bob doing like she goes oh I like his. paintings and I go no way yeah I sort. got and I go painting she goes oh no. that's Bob Ross she says right I stood. up went around the whole Barber Shop no.

one knew who he was no way yeah and in. my mind then I called Mone and I go I'm. sorry dud you're a part of this. generation I go do you please tell me. you know who Bob do you know who Bob. Dylan. is no see that's what I'm saying and. it's a travesty did you get the Bob Dyan. herut hey don't get don't don't get mad. Shaka Shaka Shaka. Shaka he looks so much like Bob Dylan. yeah yeah so you don't know who he is.

what's this what's a popular song um oh. my God like a rolling like a rolling. stone okay U going in the wind yeah I'm. trying to think of what she would know. what what rapper has used a Bob Dylan. song and REM he Mr Tambourine Man play a. song for me man and me is in the big. that he didn't write that it was a cover. I think no he wrote that but people. covered his oh people covered that yeah. yeah the man in me would do you know. that yeah yeah almost I want you that.

song I want you yeah that's a great song. anyway Bob Dylan it just in terms of the. people that are living on planet Earth. right that like you know I mean have. like cognitive reasoning you know what I. mean and eyeballs right eyeballs we he's. like the Beatles as big and the Rolling. Stones in the sense of the impact. musically he's a huge figure of the late. 60s you know I mean he's just a a. musical icon that like it's like a.

Sinatra like I'm I might not be a. Sinatra fan but I I'm well aware of who. he is it's he's that type of character. and no one in your generation knows. except for Mone knows who the [ __ ] he is. and it D I don't and maybe I'm like get. off my lawn I think I'm that old now I'm. not so M you're I called him to see if I. was the old man going you know I mean. the kids of this generation and. complaining I'm seeing him on Wednesday. at the bowl he's alive. yeah but I mean is that shocking to you.

Bob Dylan yeah sadly uh oh I get that. it's he hasn't been as like popular. through culture Through Time The Beatles. will you know who the Beatles are like. the beatle it's just some things kept up. their culture kept up in culture Bob. Dylan probably didn't yeah I've never. heard anything this makes sense this. oddly makes sense to me because because. because you don't see him again on stuff. he's not like on a [ __ ] Pepsi except. for the fact that Timothy shoman is.

playing him in his own movie no I I. agree I'm saying I get why young people. don't see him cuz he's not in Culture. The Beatles are still in culture you. think this is going to help I think it's. going to help yeah yeah and then Ed. Norton Jr plays what's his name the. country guy what's his name uh he was so. good I forgot his name um the trailer. was good it looks so good it looks so. good does he sing Timothy sh yeah wow. and that was like it's his voice right I. think so I think it's his voice I was. like wa this guy makes mad when people.

are that talented I know me too well we. don't have any of that Austin Butler. let's try to sing. [Music]. rently down street street stream the why. would the boat be on the [ __ ] street. it's got wheels on it this boat oh it. does it's going to the beach The Wheels. on the boat go round and round round and. R I know you know I know this here's. what I know do. yeah. no no.

dude no. dude no let's start over Dude okay do. D do D do. D isn't that that's not a song song no. no no no sorry go ahead. do yeah that's it go I was going to get. that that's all I know no do deer a. female deer Ray a golden golden a drop. of gold golden son me a name I call.

myself far a long long way to run I did. I like that they did fa instead of far. that's great fa yeah it's like you know. manipulating the word yeah fa fa a long. long way to run it's a Boston way of. saying fa fa yeah over there is fire. over there yeah yeah a long long way to. run and then I know from that movie um a. of eyes a of you know that was Hitler's. favorite song it's I know it still is a. very a b very good it's a banger yeah. and then the hills are alive so I just. those but that's all I don't know even. songs are alive with the sound of music.

yeah it's a great I was you know I I. I've told I've talked about the play I. was in right what. play you don't know you don't know no I. have never told the story on this. [ __ ] podcast oh it's a big it's a big. story for me let's hear it all right so. um I never knew I was. funny okay Shaka Shaka Shaka did right. and uh so in my freshman year of high.

school I think it was 8th grade eighth. grade I auditioned for a play and beat. me out in the play [ __ ] right and then. um then 3 days before they like they're. actually like putting it. up just bailed so I played Kurt from The. Sound of Music one of the kids no way. yeah yeah you did yeah so there's a. scene where frine Maria is you know what. I mean and the place was packed it's. packed 80. people slammed like 150 okay right to.

kid it's good you're nervous let me see. Kurt Kurt from Sound of Music right so. um so this scene where like um. um there's Kurt that's who I'm playing. that's [ __ ] me I know but that's what. I'm playing you played me yeah yeah yeah. and so fry Maria is meeting the kids for. the first time and Mr vont trp I think. that's his name whatever his name is. right yeah he's calling his kids down. right and the kids come down the. staircase in order right as soon as the.

audience sees me the place goes. pandemonia. laugh it's like I I literally remember. this going people. going and my dad was there and my dad. was like looking around like what the. [ __ ] is going on right and it was the at. first it was like uh oh yeah you I mean. what's so funny I'm listening like I was. like uhoh this is shameful right but. then I'm like no I like this was it the.

F were you the only Asian kid was all. white kids and you dude the font trap. familyes are yeah so that's why they're. laughing that's insane I know like one. little fat Asian kid comes out I know. it's funny though think about it right. and so I then I have one line I'm Kurt. I'm 13 whatever the line is right yeah. as soon as say step four cuz we're in. the line the place goes right right and. then I was just like I was like Hamming. it up I and I did this with my. hands right and then I remember. afterwards I went up to the director and. he I I think they were like he was like. oh I'm so sorry that they were laughing. I go no no no can I change the lines.

look at he goes he goes he goes I don't. no I go yeah I think it'd be cool if I. if we justify it so if I go I'm Kurt I'm. 13 I was adopted oh or I'm Kurt I'm 13 I. play it on the sun longer than anybody. know or or like something that would. ground me into the thing right play with. it and he said no and so every night we. did that play I got a huge laugh did you. change the lines no the director. director did not have good enough same. happened when I played Huckleberry finnn. you didn't play Huckleberry I swear to.

God it it's on my Instagram one of my. first earliest um posts I played. Huckleberry F Finn oh my God but it's. like those were the first times I got. laughs from a crowd and I think that. that stayed with me you know what I mean. and I know they're laughing at me no. they're laughing with you they're. laughing together yeah that's right. because it at you is like mocking but. you you're being funny I think I was. doing it like I knew oh yeah maybe. instinctively so I I walked down in a. funny way yeah you ham it up yeah I ham. it you do that now I do that now and I. went you like this I knew I was going to.

get a laugh and I think I was addicted. to that yeah the it's a crack did you do. any plays I didn't I did in college I'm. dead serious I did The Vagina. Monologues no you didn't I swear to God. I swear to God how because it's all. women and they needed a guy for one of. the for the abusive husband oh I get I. play the abusive husband yeah and I. hated it because I was an [ __ ] the. whole time yeah and there's nothing red. steeming and you're supposed to hate the. character and the the woman that put it.

the teacher that put it together. Professor was like you could you could. maybe act for real for real wow I was. like really and she's like yeah and. she's like do you want to sign up for. anything else and I said no oh you're. were done I just was it just but but how. did you get the bug then to act yeah if. you only did vagina mon monologues in. college that gave you the bug. I think how' you know you could do it. well I didn't know standup gave me the.

[ __ ] then when I started when I moved. out here and I started doing sketches I. realized that I was I got it like I. understood that I was I I did improv in. high school so I kind of knew what it. was you know what I mean and it was fun. did you ever do improv in high school um. did you do a play I did but it got. cancelled because of Co thanks a lot Co. thanks China hell with hellofresh you. get farm fresh pre-portioned ingredients. and seasonal recipes delivered right to. your doorstep skip trip to the grocery.

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while subscription is active that's free. breakfast for life just by going to. hellofresh.com freead friends hellofresh. America's number one meal kit oh. cute that's me as hule cute little boy. yeah so I I did it young God you were. cute yeah I I. performed that's how you got so you were. a you were a thesbian that's the. word take off your beanie I want to see. your hair to see your new haircut I'm. not going to go to I'm not going to go.

there again no it looks good I think it. actually looks the shape is nice you. like it it's good you look like old. school you I think I did too that's how. he looked years ago back the day yeah. yeah I think you're right you did I. think you're [ __ ] absolutely right. dude let me look at a photo real quick. hold on let me look going reverse. it I looks pretty good yeah it looks. really good yeah oh I didn't tell you. this [ __ ] I forgot to tell you this yes. so so we went to noou for lunch MH right.

and I so they go I'm. like I go I didn't cuz I guess people. ordered things an hour before so we' be. ready who did production yeah like all. the actors and stuff they you know what. I mean okay and I never got the note so. when I showed up at noo I was like wait. you guys already ordered they yeah. because you know we got to go I order. you know you how freak out so I ordered. like 15 things but then like they had. ordered a lot of appetizers didn't. really need the order so I overate and. at the end there was like a a dessert.

with a lot of cream in it m you know me. though with the LA uh it was a uh kamc. comc KC yeah it was and you know me with. lacos right and so I'm doing an. interview with did you have a modium. with you no you didn't bring it no and. ask Emmy I sat down in the middle of a. thing and is look at me from behind the. cameras and she looks me she goes are. you okay and I'm like. and she goes can you wait five minutes.

right it's not try and then they would. ask me a question I was like and I was. so weird because I was clinching you're. pinching and clinching I was clinching. and it's like one of those huge I don't. know what the [ __ ] I was like a fandora. it was like a huge thing pinch right now. let me try to be an interviewer Bob this. is a great movie for you excited to be. in Borderlands exil experience the movie. and I this is literally what I said the. movie is exhilerating experience with a. punch with with fun it it's a great cast. like it literally I was saying that.

because I was clinching so hard uh and. I'm with Janina and you know who B Ben. Ben Davis is you ever play you ever play. Red Dead Redemption yeah he played Dutch. oh right on and it's literally they they. it's literally him in the put Dutch in. Red Dead. Redemption that he plays him so I'm. there with Janina and him and I just. stood up and ran out you had a sh in the. middle of a question it was so [ __ ].

embarrassing what are you working on. next yeah a turd. yeah I'm working on yeah yeah she told. me that she's like I was like how's it. going she's like good did she really say. that she goes other than Bobby having to. [ __ ] in the middle of an. interview yeah it was embarrassing no. she said it was fun they loved it they. laughed I know they laugh when it. happens but the thing is is that I don't. think it's funny well what's the lesson. learned. bring a modium that's right you got to. bring it yeah yeah every time cuz we we.

we get we find ourselves in this we. always eat dessert and we always eat. cream right you and I love cream I'm a. cream guy who are cream boys any form of. cream I like fill me up with cream yeah. yeah so yeah we got to have and you know. whose job that is to have a modium these. guys at all times you have them on you. you got to keep that thing on you dog. you got to say strapped up with that. modium you understand yeah we'll get. some thank you strap it up dog stay. strapped up dog yeah so um what's going.

on in your little world yeah I've been. surfing surfing huh interesting Shaka. Shaka dude Shaka how's it going you good. I'm so bad I it's so hard have you ever. tried to Surf oh my God are you crazy. yeah it's the impossible I've never been. out there it's so hard I'm paddling and. I'm still on the. beach like you for an hour you're. paddling and your your feet are still on. the beach just in the sand yeah yeah I. can't can you get out there no and then. once you get out there I think one time. it's like the timing and you're. exhausted yeah you and you have to sit.

and wait and sit and wait and then try. fail sit and wait sit and wait try fail. why is it fun I don't know it's kind of. like and people always say if you keep. at it like skiing you know when you ski. and you fall a bunch and you first ski. and then you're like once you click you. go I get it I got it good I can ski like. a [ __ ] never happened oh damn. what was that black Bobby yeah like a. [ __ ] there go black Bobby first. time dog I was up on slop still okay. player but surface is different it's. impossible it's impossible impossible I. thought you I went to a little cat. sanctuary in Hawaii oh yeah tell yeah. tell me and and uh been the girl working.

there was very cute she's like there's. like 400 cats and she and she was like. uh this section is for like young spry. fun like goofy cats that like to play. and this. one this cage is filled with our. geriatric disabled and special needs. cats yeah where do you think I hung out. yeah that one right there for sure I. couldn't wait to get in I was and how. bad were they amazing dude yeah was it. like I know it's like it's the cat. version of.

Comic-Con oh is that catacon yeah yeah. catacon yeah dude it was the cutest [ __ ]. the old the old [ __ ] cat there was. one the cat this one cat I'm not kidding. yeah he looked like an 80y old man oh. wow he looked like an old withered man. and I had little you know they give you. a bag of food and I go to like give him. some food and I'm not exaggerating I'm. not kidding he he like looks at it yeah. and he points down at the ground no he's. eat it from my hand I swear to God I put. it on the ground he looks up and then he. looks back and then goes and eats it w.

grumpy old man he's like put it on the. [ __ ] ground I'm not going to take it. out of your hand yeah wow it was really. fun that's cool what else did you see uh. one well one. cat there was one cat that had um one. leg that's not. bad it was really tough to look at why. one leg it had one leg I've seen it a. can we talk about fast need cats for. just for a second 100%. yeah so there are certain things they.

don't know how to do like like lick. their paws or they lick something else. did they miss I mean I. mean I look my they're missing it I mean. what do they do you know what I mean I. mean they just have KN I know what they. do I know I know what they do special. these guys right they cover the Poo. first and then. poo like did L to the order. what else did he.

right anyway beautiful cats beautiful. cats yeah yeah beautiful cat s wow and. then how many of them were there of the. special needs ones maybe like 30 or 40. there was a lot of cats yeah it was hard. it was hard because you yeah but I. donated we donated a lot of money so it. made me feel better about can you bring. your own food that's what I would do. they have they give you the scoop of. their food they don't they want the cats. but the funny thing is a lot of these. cats at these places they're overfed.

already they're fat as [ __ ] so you're. like I don't even know if I should give. this guy more food there was one who. couldn't even meow he morphed he was. like he so [ __ ] fat he was morphing. he wasn't even meow I was like oh my God. they're probably all clipped right oh. yeah yeah they have to be clipped yeah. but because they're roaming around free. outside if it wasn't. imagine oh if I was a cat oh my God. [ __ ] I'd have 10,000 babies you'd be. you'd be uh genas Khan you even go to. that even cage area where you were and. do them in the.

geriatric yeah I don't care yeah if. you're a cat yeah yeah what do you care. like I don't think they have like oh. that cat's like not licking his paw RI. you I mean I'm still going to I'm still. going to tap that cats don't know they. don't know they don't have the same kind. of like issues we do as what do you. think a cat thinks when it sees another. disabled cat yeah yeah it doesn't think. anything no cats are smart they're. thinking oh yeah sure sure a dog would. just be like we're all the same we're. all the same we're all the same slow. that c yeah they think you know I mean. why can't he get up here what's wrong.

with with I'm going to go down there and. do it you know I like when cats when. they paw each other you know a few of. them were kind of getting fight I love. that and the one they put their hand up. slow and they like show the other cat. they're like hey I'm going to [ __ ]. hit you yeah and the other cat's like wi. say and then they start beating like. they they were fighting it was awesome. but they show it which I think is cool. they they're like look look look I'm. going to [ __ ] hit you yeah and then. they [ __ ] start to smack them yeah. it's here's the thing about cats what I. don't like cuz you know I now I'm s.

single dude living with three cats so it. can be completely quiet for 24 hours. you're sleeping yeah and then you. hear like you hear like this abrupt. noise right and there's something going. on here's another thing I caught Ming. doing are they fighting yeah something. they do things too that you go should I. go take them to the cuz there's. something going on she do so ming was. staring.

at nothing just like off into space no. it was just she was staring at something. but there was nothing there oh then your. house is. haunted uhuhuh but then she got scared. St Shaka so this is what she did she she. was staring at. nothing and then she. went like and I ran out the house I ran. out the house youve you put your house. for sale see they do things like that by. way that's because your house is. haunted what your house is 100% haunted.

I could feel it whenever I visit your. house the first time I went over to your. house I you told me to go downstairs I. went downstairs you were like in the. room that's my dad because the the his. oh you know the box is down oh it's. downstairs yeah yeah every time I go. downstairs it. feels yeah it feels like I can like you. can there's almost like a pre you know. like a Vortex a Vortex that yeah and. Vortex do you really feel now be honest. with I swear I swear I do feel in your.

house the [ __ ] man shut the [ __ ] up. really yes what do you mean I SW I'm. promise oh no honestly have you you've. been to my house I mean it's not a light. energy dude that was the most honest. you've ever been dude the downstairs the. upstairs is that's what I'm saying the. downstairs downstairs is [ __ ] weird. downstairs is not a positive energ no. it's not you MCO you really believe that. well yeah I think the statue at the.

front kind of scared me too oh it's the. statue maybe no the statue is not it. that's not he's just a [ __ ] yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah that's not it it's I. have a people don't know I have a. gigantic red statue of a guy of a. Japanese man bowing it's huge it's. probably taller than you yeah taller. than me for sure yeah anyway and they. have this gigantic window and when. people come to my have this gigantic. orange door I'm not giving anything away. right no and this orange metallic door. right and there's a jacketed window next.

to it and there's a Japanese who's solid. red bowing but I do that so that for. intruders right so they get scared away. it's actually very smart or mcon yeah or. mcon idiots idiots yeah but that. downstairs one time I was walking down. there I think I was going to like get. something out of the. garage and um yeah I was helping set up. for the party with Kila and I went down. there and it was and I thought I heard. someone talk to me and I turned around. and I was like what oh my God here we go. and and nobody was there and then I sat.

for you know when you just like stay. still for a second cuz you're like. waiting for it to happen again and like. quietly I heard if you. gay I kill everybody and I was like. Bobby's Dad yeah if you're a gay if. you're a gay. I. everybody incredible I said thank you Mr. Lee yeah I'm not gay pro pro pro it.

[Laughter]. pro it's so some guy sometimes it's fun. for us yeah some guy in Comic Con goes. some Asian guy goes I love when you guys. do Asian accents and I go oh cool but. then some white guys sometimes go I. don't like it yeah I get it yeah but I. like it it's what it's how we have fun. we're we have fun with it we're kidss. we're children kids yeah we're big dumb. kids yeah and you're yeah also a dumb. kid thank you yeah I just want to ask to.

Bobby something okay here we go what's. it's like disturbing me okay go all. right what is it cuz you at my house no. like what I'm seeing right now oh what. what's that thing on your. eye what thing what thing oh there's. like a cut by your eye oh dude oh I can. tell you what it is last night last. night dude someone said on your. face no it was [ __ ] ridiculous what.

so this guy named John I forgot his last. name but he was in he's one of those. really funny actors but he also I did a. show called Inside Job on Netflix with. him he's like this older like old school. comedian guy he's a big guy too okay you. know and he was completely drunk and he. was like he was on the street going. freeb freb me me like singing I don't. know what he I don't know what he was. singing dude he was got I got to go to. Country Road you know I mean he was like. free back free back you know I mean and.

I was like I go you're not I go you're. not going no free I don't know what I. said. right I know I don't cuz he's drunk so. you can say whatever right you don't. know I know about freeb back you know. what I mean I don't know what he was. saying and then like so I started doing. a I start freeb freeb right and then he. he kind of lunged and like tried to. choke me what yeah he tried and his. glasses fell and then one of his thumbs. went into my [ __ ] eye what it's like. 2: in the morning you forgot to tell. this story what the [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah. I forgot and I go free back and I go.

what the [ __ ] and all the other vo all. these old school voiceover actors like. right there in this middle did he feel. bad or he was laughing hey Lee you cuz. all those older guys too call me Lee for. some reason oh yeah I go Le I cut you. yeah I go yeah man I'm going to go to my. room yeah but that was exactly what. happened he's so talented and funny that. guy God he does all the voices for all. those people yeah dude he is so gifted. he does everything. he does Jake yeah he does all those. people he's so good that guy maybe he.

was practicing for a role but when he's. drunk stay away cuz he'll try to choke. you and I don't know what song that was. it was like he was doing something it. was very funny cuz I saw him from across. the street sing it again and he was he. was also doing this and he was so drunk. what yeah he's like I think he had. liquor in his hand he we back me me I. got n you know what I mean oh I don't. know what it was improvising song that's. a Bob Dylan song oh yeah maybe Bob does. that one sound familiar now do you know.

who it is but. um yeah he did catch C cut me he cut me. I can't believe he cut you on your. [ __ ] eye let me see look at me for a. second what'd you get at 7-Eleven I was. looking for epson salt they didn't have. any you want to have a soak yeah were. you going to take a soak how come they. don't have epson salt at 7-Eleven. because crackheads probably use them. smoke it they're probably smoking I love. EPs and salt they don't sell salts. anymore bath salt you love a good bath a. little bath dude I I love bombs I love.

bath bombs and I love soaps and I love. epsa a lot I'll say this you'll never. you'll never do this but you could do an. only fans of just you in a. tub talking in a tub and it would make. unbelievable money because in my mind I. know what I look like in a tub cuz I'm. big so it's hard for me to take bath but. you you think I can lay down flat in a. tub yep I can yes you can there's some. bending yes you can little Gumdrop you. fit right in there yeah I I can okay by. the way you could hide in a tub in a.

game of hideand-seek with you and I you. can hide in a tub I wouldn't see it okay. go move on you think I if I do a vlog. you Vlog from the tub yeah people would. pay for that people also want me to Vlog. me starting a new Farm on stardo Valley. too so people want to see it but I don't. want to do maybe I think you should I do. love bass I do love taking a. nice beautiful yeah and also white dudes. always go it's always white dud they're. like why are you taking a bath dude. you're like sleeping in you're you're. like laying in your own.

filth mhm but what what he what I don't. know how white people take baths but. this is how I take a bath I don't plug. it up in the beginning I sit you know. sitting sitting the way you know the. natives just. sit native style yeah yeah don't you put. your legs over the side of the tub and. you let the water rush on your [ __ ]. though don't you like yeah I do that too. yeah yeah but I sit that way and then I. like I don't clog up the tub and I do a. pre-wash first pre-wash scrub wash anus.

penis the whole thing rinse all that and. then I plug and then I do the paath so. you're not not you're not B your filth. right I mean it's an easy thing and then. I do two I do that then I go to the. shower you shower after the bed oh yeah. that's insane yeah yeah I do the major I. do my leg work and my back work in the. shower what do you mean you're working. out no cleaning what do you mean leg. working backwards dude I F you're so. dumb D I love you but the cloth remember. we talked about the cloth right I lay. the cloth down I put two different body.

washes on it right cuz I like mixing up. how long is it for you to take a shower. 40 minutes 50 minutes bath shower. probably 45 minutes Jesus Christ no. wonder you're [ __ ] late all the time. it's a ritual it is a r so what I do is. I you know I mean did I put two squirts. a you know I have a lot of body wash. right tell everyone like how many. bottles like 10 yeah yeah 10 bottles. what I mix them I mix the smells man you. like different smells yeah okay why not. right and then I grind into a lather mhm.

back work right back back work leg work. back work back work right and then I. rinse and I rinse and I rinse then I do. thigh work and then I do um then I. sometimes will go after the third time. go back to the bathtub and do specific. feet work you're so this is a whole day. yeah it's a whole thing and I do it I do. it work wow and I you know what I'm sure. I used probably 10 times the amount of. water I always feel I always feel like. I'm going to get like somebody's going. to show up at my house and go it's. enough dude they will send you a note.

one time we sprung a leak in the. backyard when we were out of town and. lwp was like you're using an absurd. amount of [ __ ] water because the. meter they track your meter they they do. they were like you're using a comical. amount of water wow I was like what's. going on but they but I don't do any for. my lawn you don't have a lawn I know. that's why it's great don't have a lawn. I have fake grass yeah yeah there's no. real grass there no yeah you wouldn't. need it yeah sign off Rudy thank you for. being a bad friend.

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