Salty Santa Comes Down Our Chimney ft. Stavros Halkias | Ep 198 | Bad Friends

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uh I I heard um dude this this is crazy. dude I was in Hawaii once dude yeah. aloha aloha I was at an ABC Store aloha. aloha and I heard Frosty is a snowman. over the speakers Aloha wow Frosty hates. Hawaii don't play that song why would he. hate Hawaii because it's his enemy the. environment it's the worst environment. Hawaii for a Snowman no dude he's made a. Teflon he's not made of snow no dude.

it's Teflon man Teflon man I think he's. made of snow I'm sorry to thank you so. much da made of snow really Frosty to. even today I think so even like post. Trump you think he still made of snow. yeah dude. still yeah he can't just change his who. he is uh yeah yeah that's right you. can't just change who you are born. exactly how you are just like me say I'm. made out of rock now I'm not I'm human. right like youve like like for someone. that's homop phobic or racist they can.

never change they're going to be that. way for. too bad friends welcome our guesty is. beautiful sexy Santa stavos hello. everyone saavi is the best dude um I. just want to also say before I get I. want to get I don't forget I won forget. right happy holidays to you happy. Hanukkah Hanukah and all happy Christmas. happy Shaka Shaka Shaka Shaka comp um I. saw I saw some I saw a movie last night. Napoleon no check it out.

okay oh my God it blew my mind good it. was awesome I've seen it too did it blow. your mind it was so good I cried I got. scared that good oh my God I was. riveting go zus one did you get scared. cuz it reminded you of your childhood. when Godzilla destroyed your village. yeah I did but he was a baby Godzilla oh. [ __ ] so he walked in he warmed up and he. went.

to my dad what was your favorite part he. [ __ ] your dad when he was a. baby and then my dad in his pen a blue. light shot out out of his Godzilla's. mouth was all electrified come whoa I. know dude that's crazy and then that's. how I'm here how what was your favorite. part of godzira wait you think you got. here you think Godzilla inseminated your. dad's ass and you were born out of his. ass yeah did that's how works but you.

just said you witnessed this I know I. turned around when I came out wow yeah I. was in the I turned around I go wow I'm. here it happened that fast yeah wow I. think therefore I am dayart anyway could. I that's what I thought you're deep. today goodes I'm so let me say something. about I know we don't do movie reviews. on the show often I didn't know that. yeah it's not a movie review show we. talk about movies all the time I know. but this time we're doing it too okay. okay I want to say something all right. we've seen so many Godzilla movies no.

I haven't seen that. many well how many Godzilla movies have. you seen I've seen two I've seen a. really old one and the newest one with. uh [ __ ] Brian cranon Brian cranon. that's all I've seen is the original and. this one that's crazy the Brian granston. one yeah the the the first one I saw and. then the one that's new to us no there's. two other ones on top of that but but. the the first one that came back from. you know I mean the Brian Cranston one. right that was a very good one it was. they had there was that one scene where. everybody's got parachutes and they yeah. great.

in Hawaii right Haw in Hawaii yes anyway. may I finish my review please please God. damn it okay so I've seen all of them. box office. homo yeah yeah I admit it not heing new. podcast and I'm not ashamed leave the. box office home you just go. through not Box Office Mojo so um just. box office homo number one right this is. the first Godzilla movie I've ever seen. mhm where the story is riveting okay.

like you could take Godzilla out of it. and it would be like a cool um old. school mirax movie didn't they. then when you say old school be Max you. mean when when Weinstein was running. loose hell yeah dude when the har dog. feels like it feels like a rapist had. his had his hands all over this thing. feels. like those are great Vibes to it but um. so it was the first movie where like I. was like really moved by the story where. I literally cried no yeah really yeah I.

was stand sitting next to Jean why did. you cry what made you cry the ending it. was so touching wow no spoiles no. spoiles I looked at Jean and Jean had. tears in his eyes wow and I was crying. too and number two it's the first. Godzilla movie that's my last thing I'm. going to say well can I make a joke real. quick go ahead when you guys. cry you know what what shape comes out. what not a teardrop shape comes out it's. like a line.

just a line yeah like lines come. down you know like Tetris. pieces all right go ahead I thought you. were gonna say I cried Joy because so. many Japanese people died well. that's yeah it is yeah yeah Revenge. Revenge so Godzilla's. [Laughter]. Korean that's fun yes so he is he is.

Korean yes so um this is the first. Godzilla movie where I saw where I was. literally scared of it okay CU I will. say that the original one the what year. would you say it was 2014. 13 Brian the newest of the of the series. 2014 wait wait this is a series it's not. a fresh reboot I I guess I mean what I. don't know how to describe you know what. I'm trying here what happened all right. please Hollywood is coming out with the. god Zilla from the Cranston right right.

they're they're going to re they're. going to do a sequel of that one it's. already made made a couple it's already. right that's so but Japan went oh could. we do one to Hollywood's like well go. get it you know do what you you created. it so go ahead and uh okay but are we. only going to use a $15 million really. it's a $100 million movie looking $15. million get the [ __ ] out of here really. 15 million 15 million and I'm telling. you dude when Godzilla's chasing things.

and when he appears you get scared. you're like sick like you have that. feeling of like fear because that other. one did not the Godzilla was awful dude. like the movie was good but the Godzilla. itself was whack yeah this one they did. it like at Jurassic Park kind of like. this is a T-Rex and it's just didn't. look cool well I don't like the idea. that Godzilla has relationship with. humans he was barely in the movie that. Godzilla was well because they needed to. keep it like that you know they try to. do that like the Jaws thing where. they're like if only show it when we.

need to and then when they showed it you. were so unimpressed were like maybe you. shouldn't have showed it it would have. been rad if I almost never saw it yeah. but in the new one is Godzilla played by. a a human yeah like in the in the. Hollywood version of Godzilla Godzilla. is like has like he'll identify some. like a little girl yeah and he'll like. you know go hello or whatever right but. this Godzilla is like this Beast it. doesn't have you know I mean empathy or. it's just it's like a crazy it's just a. being being huh like yeah he's also not.

eating people he's just using his mouth. to rip them apart God it's so good we. got to take his microphone I know I know. what' you say I didn't even know it's. like a. dinosaur it's like a dinosaur it's like. a dinosaur how are you Italian yeah yeah. it's like a dinosaur yeah I love it so. anyway um I would give this movie A A. you heard it here from box office homo a. whoa dude you gave it an a it was a flat. when you watch a movie like El Mariachi.

you know how that was made for $10,000. yeah yeah yeah and you watch the. execution and you go wow you can make a. movie for 10 grand you can't but you can. you cannot I mean they did yeah yeah but. you can't Robert Rodriguez this is like. an anomaly you can't do that you can't. even find a rental equipment for [ __ ]. 10,000 no what Robert Rodriguez is is. one shot one take let's move on he does. everything but you know and and by the. way you know what that really means is. that everyone got screwed oh no one got.

paid that's the there's no residual like. no editors no one got paid like Mex like. I got one PES this year from from. [ __ ] Amari did you see what he gave. us he just does plane fly. over yeah um but yeah it was great and. um I really highly encourage you saw it. what do you get what do you rate it I. think it was one of the best ones I've. seen it's the besta movie I've ever seen. oh okay I'll say that right now I love. it yeah yeah well let's welcome back by. the way stavos well no. weome to the Pod yeah we talk about my.

nips God hey our our little is our sexy. sober reindeer right there is this our. sexy sober reinder hey guys hey man how. are you yeah I'm doing all right do you. want to talk about anything um let's. talk about it if you want to well can we. let people can we let people know what. happened first well that's why I just. asked give to Stavros first give him the. thing and then he'll say tell stavos no. I want him to tell the story please. about the airport well that's the story. wouldn't it be yeah well there's the. weekend before where yeah to right but. let's just get let's cut the fat what.

happened at the airport yeah thank you. so we were going let me just do a pre. and then he going to all right so you so. here's we're going to check out fat. Rascal on Netflix by the way folks uh. before we get too far just want to get. that before we [ __ ] covered Godzilla. for some reason ask me how I'm doing. Bobby just kind of launched into a an. unplanned Solo movie. review that's pry much this [ __ ] guy. did some at the airport we're going to. talk about that for 15 minutes before we. do that check out fat Rascal on Netflix.

and then buy a calendar buy a calendar. show the calendar the calendar is hot I. have it right. here please support the fat Rascal the. Greek God himself that's right but. anyway I apologize no don't because you. know what we we usually do cover that. before the show starts but you decided. to uh to change up the format and I. think that's smart nice usually we don't. try to like plug people [ __ ] in the. middle of the show. cuz but well you did that on tiger belly. too I like it I like it no you should do. that but please go watch uh one of our.

closest and I mean this if I want to be. genuine one of my favorite comedians to. watch genuinely one of our closest. friends go watch Fat Rascal on Netflix. right now and share it and send it all. over and now back to uh the sad sober. reindeer what happen so let me just do a. pre yeah an epilog yeah yeah pre log. prog I mean prog what's. epilog that's at the end pre log then. probably all right all right so anyway. you could write his epilog right now if. you'd like yeah yeah stop so we're going. to um on the road we were going to um.

Wisconsin and Minnesota that's right. right I'm at the airport right I'm at my. gate bright and early bright and early. ready to go right and then I get. emergency texts saying you know the. something about paramedics and something. about Carlos is dead you know meowing up. blood and all this and I'm like I just. get on the plane I don't care that's not. true I'm like texting like what the [ __ ]. is going on and apparently he didn't.

make it and then you posted photos of. you in a wheelchair in a wheelchair. which is [ __ ] gross but lunatic. lunatic it's videotaping myself he's. videotaping himself in the ER that's. crazy he's that guy you remember that. girl that got Co that died of covid and. she was like she like one of the first. people she would document the whole. thing she's like not doing too well and. she died this guy in a wheelchair being. rolled around and he's got the phone up. and he's like winking at the phone in. the ER they were not happy about that. either they were like not me they did. not want to yeah they didn't want to be.

in your [ __ ] all right so explain what. happened I was leaving uh TSA pre-check. who you were this happened at the. airport yeah what the [ __ ] uh exactly a. week ago actually yeah um so I'm leaving. TSA I'm starting to like get all blotty. and like I starting to get lighe headed. and stuff and I try and find a wall to. like lean against damn dude and I fall. into the wall and as I'm falling I throw. up everywhere what the [ __ ] wow lean. against the wall and like I come to like.

you just heard your your husband died in. Vietnam you were like lose say it. again what really happened but I never. even got to lean against the wall I fell. into it fell said that mie contagion. like like a on that like something what. the [ __ ] puked all over the place yeah. like someone slipped on my puke all. right imagine running late to a [ __ ]. flight and some [ __ ] throws up and go. what [ __ ] also at the club right he's. in the. he's at the United lounge or whatever.

the lounge where a lot the rich people. are yeah I went to the Delta Lounge. Delta they took me there they got me. like banana stuff like that but that's a. way to get into the Delta Lounge by the. way fake being sick make yourself throw. up they'll go get you they'll take you. in there they wouldn't medically clearly. clear me to fly though and uh now did. you do anything bad that. morning were you a bad boy that morning. maybe nights before I before what you do. yeah just some drinkies nothing else no. and the cops actually showed up and.

asked me about that if you were on. something yeah they were like no diet. pills and I was like no diet pills well. that's a comment about your weight yeah. well that's a nice comment shreded yeah. but like he weighs like 30. lbs no but they asked me if I was like. on anything else and I was like no I'm. afraid of Fentanyl and like right I. don't do Coke anymore. off which is something I did say this. week to someone but um saying too much. yeah it was it was bad they said I. almost had a stroke broke and they took. my uh blood pressure and it was like.

through the roof do you think drugs and. alcohol is connected to it be honest yes. okay and so how are we what are we doing. now do we think so now for a while I'm. going to take a break no this Wednesday. he's ready for Vegas this Wednesday are. you are you're back on Wednesday from. Vegas right you're coming back on. Wednesday I have I have my meeting at. noon yeah you're going you're going to. go to the meeting I think it's kind. meeting is this sober oh wow a meeting. you're going D wait so you were just so.

hung over you you threw up at an airport. stav Ros this guy spent the the what. would be the entirety of this year on. tour raging really and I mean raging. what's his job what do you do on tour. that's ex that's a very good. question you're the one who was partying. these are the [ __ ] guys bringing. everyone in plug in a couple microphones. and then do [ __ ] and then start doing. [ __ ] Jagger. shots that's [ __ ] awesome claw yeah. we need him around more. because stos is balancing out the cat we.

pay this guy to come on the road I don't. know he he's a producer on the show yeah. yeah how many producers he's a vital. he's a vital entity but Bobby said to me. this is it it's over it's done I didn't. say that you said that first what yeah. you were like this is it I said this. give yout I said this has got to be the. end yeah and then I said yeah and you. said I'll take him to rehab I mean I'll. take him to the meetings yeah I said. well I mean it's only if you want I mean. I I can't force you to go no no I'm. forcing you to go you can't for do you. want to go was. this is like crazy to say but I was.

literally going to like text you this. week about this stuff but I then at the. last second I didn't you got to go I was. just it was like hard for me to reach. out I wanted to reach out to that's what. happens when an addict embarrasses. himself he like yeah I actually was just. about to fix this sorry I missed I got. so [ __ ] up I missed work where which I. don't even do that much at anyway it's. hard once I drink things happen yeah. like it's hard for me to stop yeah it. really is man. step into 2024 with confidence thanks to.

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there's show the [ __ ] Carlos blacked out. and was just in the hotel just being a. menace cuz we share a room at all these. so we make these two guys share a room. right right right you have to and uh. everybody else gets their own room. except for these two guys and I will say. this the beauty is the stories that come. about from this thing yeah yeah also by. the way the boys know we're going to. Vegas for our 200th episode wow and uh. they're also sharing a room there of. course yeah they don't have let's play. the video full screen it pleas he was. going to. bed hold on hold on pause it set the.

clip up go ahead yeah so wow he was. laying down in his bed. naked just screaming and muttering and. then I was like all right I'm going to. go down there's some still some people. from the venue in the lobby hanging out. babbe Godzilla remember izilla that's. the guy who [ __ ] your dad dad he looks. like an old Japanese guy right here I. know look at him yeah but then I just. footsteps quickly running down the. hallway after me so he's chasing you. naked here let's take a look wow.

wow giggling covering his. [ __ ] go back to the room dude go back to. the room there he goes. wowow what the [ __ ] this is like the Bor. movie. yeah I would have. lik it's right there see this is this. means he was too sober to do this cuz. he's covering his dick yes truly drunk. he's going this is performative that's a.

very good you're a [ __ ] detective. dude dud break this one down and then. and went back to bed same thing again. here far you have to go to bed go to bed. for don't dude dude go to bed dude he. did he hit it three times it didn't go. off go to bed that's aw you're going to. literally get a [ __ ] arrested were. you drunk too mcon oh yeah [ __ ] [ __ ]. face both. naked aren you looking for a new.

producer St yeah I'm good yeah I'm good. do you ever fantasize about Fear and. Loathing in Las Vegas like when I watch. that movie I go I I get that kind of. Mayhem and lunacy it's a fantasy mind do. you have that M yeah but yeah go ahead. I'm sorry I just so you're just getting. [ __ ] up at all these tour stops. running around naked yeah are you is. there other ways you're embarrassing. yourself are you trying to get [ __ ] at. this are you are you failing at that do. a lot of things yeah and it I don't.

realize that they're crazy is the. reality is that like it's a surprise to. me that it's crazy come on man your hair. your hairline that's those are. Revelations for a man with a full. hairline you how [ __ ] old are you I. you know what I mean that's a. 20-year-old kid says that you're [ __ ]. old as [ __ ] you look like [ __ ] you can't. be drunk as [ __ ] and be like I don't. even know it's bad pull my dick out at. work said I'll drink and then like four. drinks later I'm nuts yeah dude yeah how. many years have you been doing this well.

I was sober for I met him when was the. first I met him in AA they were sober. together what the [ __ ] yeah 20 years ago. I was at a meeting I saw him we became. friends so I met him 20 years ago you. you had quit drinking 20 years ago and. now you're like I don't even know what. it's like with Trump the [ __ ] are you. talking about dude that's [ __ ]. ridiculous calling me out but I want to. be serious real quick for a second okay. what what what you have to do is you. have have to look ahead in your life and. go if this lifestyle continues.

inevitably it's going to end up here. right and hopefully you can nip it. before it gets there because what what. I'm seeing is a guy who's going to get. there I know and right and when you get. there you you might lose a lot I know. and it could you could you lose your. health you can lose a lot I think and. this is literally the only job you're. qualified. for you are so [ __ ] if these get tired. of you I know I I am aware of that I'm.

very aware of that dude you know what's. crazy he hit me and was like I'm I'm I'm. so sad I can't be there I'm sorry and I. was very supportive I've called you I. called you every day and I was like hey. man I just want you to get healthy and. he's like no I just I should be there. and then at some point I'm like is this. because you're not going to get paid. because you're not. coming yeah oh really yeah yeah yeah. that is no you don't get paid no he. wants to get paid for the days he was. off you don't get you go to the hospital. you don't get paid man I wasn't asking.

for money I was just sad I wasn't there. with my Bros hey yeah and the shows went. fine without you I'm interesting I think. that huh yeah it was easier without. him no problems and no one [ __ ]. diarrhea on the T bus wow wow so. Wednesday I'll see you Wednesday I'm. happy that you're I'm happy that you're. leveling out I will say that I told you. you said you feel better I'm glad you. feel better yeah we need to get you to a. good place. before anything bad happens but what. about Vegas you're not going to Vegas.

I'm not allowed no you should be in. timeout for yeah you're in timeout he's. not going no okay who's going all of us. but him okay yeah yeah yeah yeah but. that's not that's how life's got to be. we don't have a choice man I know am I. wrong what the [ __ ] are we going to do. you guys have been too leaning I don't. even know this [ __ ] and I know. you've been too nice see this is [ __ ]. crazy we need stos around for every. episode yeah yeah because he knows that. the balance we're [ __ ] up you and I. we're letting too much slide of course.

you are you so drunky Mrs work and you. guys are like hey man this is getting. kind of weird you're on notice pal the. hotel stuff was at 400 in the morning. I'm not working at 4 in the morning oh. my oh my God this guy never mind I take. it back we should have we should take. this to like uh Judge Joe Brown one of. those TV judge shows to see if like he. miss P show dude we should do this on. Miss p. what's your.

case I'll lose yeah you will lose it's. like what Bobby said I'm here because of. the history here by the grace of Bob by. the grace of Bob by the grace of the Bob. NEP we we yeah that's nepotism at its. finest you want to talk about nepotism. in Hollywood this guy sticking. around that's awesome but we love you. I'm happy that you're getting healthy. yes thank you are you been working out I. mean I'm eating well okay that's not the. same thing I'm eating sweet green you. okay was is it are you plugging sweet. green right now no no no it's just.

healthy so yeah you're eating salads. yeah okay I'm sorry how did you what. what is the history just quickly how did. you guys meet when well he did stand up. he used to do stand up okay okay and I. met when we I met him in AA and then I. would see him at The Comedy Store he. hung out with the same group gotcha. gotcha gotcha for a while then he quit. like a coward yep it's not cowardly but. then he became a writer I would say his. quitting was very successful yeah yeah. but then he worked with appau did some. appow stuff and then um he's just around. you know and then he got into the.

podcast and now he's here but he's got. you know that's how he has history. that's cute okay the history is yeah he. was a part of the comedy community and. all and we knew know that's not that. much to be honest with you I thought he. like saved your life no this is an. acquaintance from 10 years ago and he. just gets to [ __ ] he gets away with. all this [ __ ] crazy let's go back to. the holidays okay Merry Christmas but we. love we want to I do want to say that I. love you and I'm I'm just I want you to. be good and feel good thank you whatever. that means we need to get there okay I. have a question question for everybody. mhm may I please to change um did you.

celebrate Christmas growing up St Ro did. of course and was it the Greeks do that. the Greeks do it yes I mean do they have. different kind of like festivities that. they do or no um no pretty much I mean. we don't really give that much of a [ __ ]. about Christmas new years's is people's. that's when they give presents in Greece. but we they give presents on New Years. in Greece but we're we're you know but. your mom didn't do that they tried and. we were like come on what the [ __ ] is. give us the [ __ ] present [ __ ] see. I kind of agree with the Greeks on this.

one I think all that [ __ ] from. Christmas could go just at the end of. the year and it should be one big. celebration yeah because here was my. thing about Christmas as a kid like if. anybody had a birthday in your family. around it that was always [ __ ] weird. and annoying yeah but that doesn't get. solved if your birthday's on [ __ ]. December 31st yeah but no so then you do. all three things at once New Year's your. birthday and Christmas sounds bad you. don't like it no you got to space it's. only because I don't believe in New. Year's when people like we're going out. for New Year's it's a thing yeah after. you did it one time as a Young no you. need three you no you need three you.

need three you need three because. because at at New Year's if you get all. one what if you just get. socks some people do just get socks I. know but I'm just saying if I get socks. for my birthday I can tell my parents I. go for Christmas this ain't happening. well this is privilege some people only. can get socks buddy yeah so yeah to. summarize yes yes we did celebrate. Christmas yeah yeah everybody does yeah. you know the actor Richard kind you know. Richard I love him of course the he's. the man I saw him at a Christmas party. last night and he comes up to me and I.

give him a big hug I love seeing him and. I said uh Happy Hanukkah it's the second. day or whatever and he was like oh. please no it's trash and I was like why. what's wrong with Hanukkah he goes oh. you want to compare do you want to. compare a man dies and everybody. celebrates that moment for the rest of. time as the beginning of time for the. rest of time you celebrate this man a. man comes in your house you get gifts. and people and party we were just. counting the days left of oil yeah.

that's our holiday and I was like stret. yeah he was like that's fun no thank you. Merry Christmas I was like all right I. believe the I believe Greeks were the. villains in the Hanukkah story really I. think it was Greeks versus like some. kind of the macbes or some [ __ ] the. macbes that a type of Jew is that type. of War sounds like a a sitcom on I swear. to God the maab maab I think that's. Sheila's in trouble. again I think that's a style of ancient. the M really I believe so so so Hanukkah.

story is look this up uh your little. only job yeah look this up makabe the. name makabe was a title of Honor given. to Judas the son of maias and the hero. of the Jewish Wars of Independence 1681. 164 it's so funny when time went down. how [ __ ] dope is that it's going down. they don't even know it later that name. macabees was extended to include his. whole family specifically matias's. father judas's Four Brothers okay I. think that's a type of Jew the mccabes a. style of Jew wow A vibe of Jew but but I.

do think they they beat the Greeks which. I don't like did the mccabes beat the. Greeks that's something we definitely. need to know they got a B no it said. they said they had a bunch of re the. history is with the rebellions of the. Jews according to that the macbes. destroyed Greek altars in The Villages. forcibly circumcised boys Burt Villages. and drove heniz Jews off their land so. dude honestly [ __ ] the macab no no no I. agree I agree with random I agree with. random. circumcision you got to grab someone. that you see if they have a little. [ __ ] a snout you got to clip no dude.

[ __ ] that if you as an adult you get. circumstances that hurt of course if if. you Bobby if I cut your penis right now. would it hurt if I'm in like in a. hospital probably now they put. anesthesia afterward no no no would it. hurt if your penis got cut in any way. shape or form if if they numb it no when. the numbing goes away would it hurt yes. it would yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so. answer your own okay yeah yeah yeah. you're right penis what the [ __ ] yeah no. it's still going to hurt that they clip. your [ __ ] that's why they do when you're. a kid cuz you it doesn't hurt then well. that that's how the trauma starts they.

say that's where all the trauma begin oh. I see I see it's [ __ ] up to do that to. babies it's crazy to cut a baby dick. chilling dude leave that baby's dick. alone leave the baby's dick alone that's. what I'm saying [ __ ] the macab go watch. Fat Rascal right now on Netflix leave. that baby dick alone. boy random circumcision in the streets. is insane like grabb people's kids and. circumcise them wow yeah that's insane. yeah it's crazy and by the way you lost. they were so good they circumcised all. the boys and still won that's crazy good.

they were taking in the middle of a war. you're just taking a little break to cut. a little boy P you're showing off all. right but be gentle and delicate they. got arrows and and and then Sandra. Bullock shows up and puts it on our. face this is still good still good still. good that's luny I didn't know about the. macaes baby you're te no we just learned. well they [ __ ] you guys up they did. well you know they did unfortunately. give us a piece of Greek uh Christmas.

tradition or holiday a song Maybe sing. us a Greek song what is a what's a Greek. tradition a Greek tradition for during. the or the holiday season is there some. Greek [ __ ] that we need to know oh I. don't know and I want to apologize my. mom I I you know I wanted to bring you. cookies you know I'm pissed off you. didn't my mom my mom had a her hip. replaced and she was oh really D cookies. is that did you get a new hip yeah then. give me some new [ __ ] cookies it's. still there's still dude the hip is. still a little tender I talked about I. talked about the treats that you brought.

from your mother on this show for weeks. yeah I'm sorry I liked it so much going. to have to wait wait wait I never saw. cookies that day yes you did yeah you. did dude you ate them in front of at we. ate them on the show oh they were so. good. yeah um but yeah I don't know that we. have any like you guys don't do anything. partic anything specific not really not. really there's nothing like there's. nothing super what do the Koreans do do. you guys do your parents my parents. didn't do [ __ ] really we got we got one. tree when I was like six that tree stood.

in our living room for 4. years it wasn't a plastic it was one of. those real trees so it died so it died. so my mom would hand hang squid on it. toid to dry to dry and socks to drve and. then one day I we never do again we. finally got it out and we never did it. again the origin story of squid game was. born you wanted to sock you got to get. past the. squid yeah ow US money Netflix and then. my parents would give just give us cash. I told you that yeah the money that's.

the weirdest thing his parents wouldn't. give him gifts they would just hand him. money that's crazy and now we go get. weed yeah it's the best by the way. speaking of quick transition I just saw. you have to look this up that girl that. won squid game you know the woman oh you. know they did like a real squid game yes. yes yes they haven't paid her a dime. what there's a whole article about it. this woman says they didn't give her all. of the any of the money that she look at. that squid game The Challenge uh winner. says she hasn't received 4.56 million 10. months after she won what the [ __ ] a. calendar year almost she hasn't received.

a dime that's crazy four by the way 4.6. million and they didn't give her [ __ ]. she's not getting [ __ ] why I think. they're going to fight this somehow and. say something you could read in the. article deeper about it but she says uh. she's fighting for them to give her her. money on time I'm sure they've worked. out some sort of deal on the contract. where was like we pay you over a certain. amount of time there's no way they hand. you a check for four [ __ ] million. bucks you go win on Wheel Of Fortune or. something like that it's not like that. either they to take tax Andes this. Bullit you choose you want to get sucked.

off by Van white or you want the money. I'd rather have Pat R Pat I don't know. did he I think he died no he died really. Google Pat say Jack and if he passed. away ja's in hell right now I mean after. after all the good God work he did on. that show 77 years no he's alive he's. alive I'm so sorry man oh you know what. I'm doing it's it's it's no no it's what. not for long now no no it's what's I. know we killed people on the show do you. know that dude we do it we've done it. like 10 times what the [ __ ] I'm thinking.

of what's his name Jeopardy that's my. bad that's my bad that's that's the guy. we just been talking about oh [ __ ] Bob. Barker Bob Barker yeah that's he's also. dead been dead as hell no dude Jeopardy. is [ __ ]. uh rip dude if Pat sjck dies now I'm. gonna be so [ __ ] [ __ ] up I did that. didn't I yeah let's talk about something. we want to die yeah exact oh good good. good yeah good good let's who who do we. want to die Bob's Dead Oh already. already gone he said your dad but he how. about Jeffrey D's Dad no he died last.

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him and stuff well I want to know what. they tasted like I mean yeah for your. recipe book yeah yeah yeah but but my my. point is is that would would course. that's insane I would cut off all. communication I would I change my name. and I would never I pretend like I never. knew them if I would pretend like that. person never cuz then everyone always. points at you remember how crazy the. Columbine lady was the mother who was. like she was Dylan's mom or one of who. which one Sue yeah Sue cold she was like. I don't remember her at all oh dude it. was such a crazy story she was so.

adamant about like being the face and. the representation of of like her son's. Legacy and she tried diligently to be. like this has this is not us it's not on. us it got to be on. you dude it's the parent it's always got. to be it's actually video games in. Marilyn Manson yeah 100%. right you remember that when they were. like M Mansion is forcing kids and then. he did and he did [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah. being lat kind of Weinstein Style guy he.

did you know yeah yeah turned out which. is like one of the most oh yeah of. course yeah of course oh what would we. think of a dungeon that he women in. right he looks exactly like he would. that's who he is yeah like I mean there. were signs like you know Jeffrey you. know he had animal bones back to what's. so funny big JD fan over here really. it's so crazy had animal bones you know. what I mean and bringing carcasses back. what would you say to that your son I'm. your son yeah and I have a bag I oh and.

you have a bunch of animal bones you I. don't know just I'm I'm coming out of. the forest Bob what's in the bag little. Bobby oh my stepdad hi. John hi John hi Dad yeah I'm just. picking you up for the weekend yeah yeah. I know um what's up what's in the bag. Bud oh just toys John and I want to know. what's in the bag show us what's in the. bag no toys my toys Legos show me right. now hey don't talk to him like. that ask him thank you John ask him. nicely let me tell you something. John I let you [ __ ] my wife you're not.

going to [ __ ] that's how it started. that's how it's this is why I'm [ __ ]. up it started as a cuck situation then I. [ __ ] her down so good she came over to. me yeah yeah yeah yeah learn how to. maybe if you [ __ ] talk to him nice. she wouldn't be [ __ ] gay but now he's. gay and you're gay yeah yeah yeah I'm. gay I'm gay I him looking in my dick and. licking his lips I licked his lips and. his gay dick what he didn't lick my lips. yeah yeah I di and lick sounds like he. licked your lips John he lick my lips. I'm calling Child Protective.

Services anyway I'll see you guys later. all right we let him get away the Two. Dads fight that's that's how he kept. getting away with murdering people the. two dads were fighting yeah yeah go back. outside little Bob what do you say I. would take you know what I would take. you on I would take you on a journey. somewhere and I would leave you. somewhere I would take you to the woods. and just but no you're right Bob the. second he starts [ __ ] killing like. animals let's figure this out let's. figure this out yeah you go to therapy. animal thing is the original thing that. gets people the like cuz they want to do.

something to humans but they don't have. the balls so they do it to an animal. thing and if I can get away with this. yeah yeah like that document don't [ __ ]. with cats when that ah it's sooss I know. Luka Luka I don't remember that's his. name when he was the the videos they. showed in the documentary where he's. torturing I could I can't watch it it's. [ __ ] wild it's [ __ ] wild then yeah. it's loopy that he recorded it it's. weird when all these people like record. their crimes that's got to be the. weirdest part of all of it they just put. turn on a video video camera that's the. guy right want to watch it what's his. last name malaka or Luca Luca magata mag.

magnata magnata luk yeah he's dead right. no he's in prison really yeah yeah they. even killed that guy by like I saw Derek. shavin got stabbed again I know on Black. Friday that's such a good day to. do I mean if you're gonna do it yeah. absolutely but does he get hurt what. what happens what happens his on to him. on Cyber Monday is the real. question somebody beats him to death. with a keyboard. I mean how does that happen iPhone. shoved up Dereck Shin's ass on Cyber.

Monday he's at lunch and he gets how. does that happen well I haven't been to. prison but I imagine they coordinate the. [ __ ] out of it gave you some bedtime. stor they usually stab them when they're. when they're in gen gen population if. they're somewhere where there's others. like eating lunch or out at the yard. that's usually when they get but also. watch stabbing opportunities well I've. watched these prison shows enough they. do a lot of like when they're just in a. common area right depending on their. level of uh being in trouble I watched. one of these Max security prison ones.

they all it's in an octagon and they sit. in the middle around tables and they're. allowed to chill until they tell them. you know back in the cell to hit the. buzzer and then they go back in so. there's just a community chill time when. chill playing and that's stab. opportunity CU their cells are open so. they can go get [ __ ] go bring them in. and also that's where I see them force. people into the cell to like check them. down like you you watch yeah you check. their right check their Pap sure if. they're a child molest or not when they. found out about shavin you know every. opportunity they couldn't wait to get.

why is he even I if I was him I would. just be in my cell the whole time I i' I. Postmates my meals I would have called. uh I would have called Hillary Clinton. to take me out yeah oh wow well she took. out Epstein I mean [ __ ] oh oh yeah I. would have called her and been like Hill. dog you got snap me one bro going can. the cameras turn off yeah yeah I mean. but if you gotta think if you're Derek. sha Vin whatever the [ __ ] his name is. yeah I think I got you got to. immediately just become a white. supremacist in jail 100% it's like those.

guys are going to support you yep you're. like a hero today yep you got to shave. the head get the swastika immediately I. would get it before I went in 100% right. on my face a swastika right on my face. you have to just be like all right well. you got to do it dude I get I lost I. guess I got to stop pretending I wasn't. racist you got me I'll put the squas on. my head and I'm going to [ __ ] jail. imagine Derek shavin going shopping. before he goes. away. he he's on eBay looking for SS. you like let me get some let me get some.

cool vintage knots and. stuff if I went to prison there was no. Asian gang which gang do you think I. should join there is an Asian gang in. but what that there wasn't Latino I show. up I first day meican you think Mexican. cuz some of our fans mistake you for. Mexican oh I've had a bunch of people be. like Bobby you're not Mexican at all. they you're some Mexican why cuz I I. look like chich Marin you do kind I. think so weird to Mexican i' go you 100%. you can't go with the wh where would you. go where would I go not white cuz you're.

not a white supremacist they there's no. way in prison I. am what the [ __ ] are you talking about. there's there's you're telling me the. whites only have white supremacy group. yeah what there another group like a. Christian group like a Christian gang no. you think there's like a [ __ ] Kumbaya. click in prison yeah no dude a click. that's like not the violence no you're. either with The Black Gang with the. [ __ ] white supremacist or you're with. the Mexican supremacist too no what is. he no he's no he's black oh he's black.

as they say in the culture he's invited. to the cookout I'm invited to the c ah. and I am on the outside but on the. inside got to go with white supremacy. and I go with the mexic because of how. pale I am they're going to get me I. would get [ __ ] the tattoos on my. eyeballs yeah oh wow what would they say. what what would it say on your eyeballs. no it's all one color what yes what are. you talking about they they they get. tattoos on their eyeballs and turn it. into a specific color what really yeah. eyeball tattoos oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] they. look like demons bro you know how you.

know how much that hurts yeah well I. it's on your [ __ ] eyeball yeah. imagine dude taking out a contact. irritates. people dude that's loopy they T their. [ __ ] ey eyeballs so the whites of. their eyes they Chang the different. colors yeah and I would M yellow and I. would look like have jaice is that a. baby they didn't do it to a baby I think. it's a fat. Filipino. wow look at that that's a baby look at. that that sucks it's so crazy lunacy but.

the ones in the M what M MS13 some of. them go blind because they do it wrong. that the thing gets infected oh gang. members accidentally giving themselves. prison eyeball. T that goes wrong sometimes hey dog hey. hey hey hey did you. sanitize I don't want an infection. player God damn yeah Aryan Brotherhood. the white yeah the Aran Brotherhood the. Nazi low riders oh could be a part of. the Nazi low riders give me some give me. some more so the na low riders even. Nazis do cultural appropriation steing.

low riding for [ __ ] they're nais Nazi. low riders the Public Enemy Number One. is a white street gang dirty white boys. oh there's a lot for me to choose from. yeah dirty white boys I don't know if. I'm a DW yeah I think you are dude um. what else European Kindred too much too. much narrative there Aryan Circle which. is kind of tight if you've seen some of. their stuff uh o DMI the dead man. Incorporated that sounds I like that. because it's it says predominant white. so there's maybe a little yeah see. that's the one I want inclusive. inclusive oh in Baltimore that's yours I.

think if I had to chose now look I would. like to say that I could not have to. join a white supremacist gang but it. would be nice to be able to do one that. has mixes it up a little bit I would. like to Simon City Royals that would be. me predominantly white Street prison. gang established in Chicago so that's. mine I'm a Simon City Royal you're part. of the dead man Incorporated let's not. claim that I don't want these guys kind. of comments we're just saying yeah if we. want if if we went oh my god I've just. realized what we've done yeah we can't.

be like yeah we're actually in a gang no. no we're not not doing anything for it. no okay so and Bobby where's the Asian. gang can they're not even listed here. when you guys go and join the white. supremacy group you can change it from. the inside. yeah right if somebody says the n word. you go African-American please you think. there's a board what you think there's a. board and they have meetings yeah and. you could just slowly Through Time. change well here you could be the Asian. boys [ __ ] yeah also known as the abzs or. the ab26 or AB abz Crips that's [ __ ]. that's here in Southern California wow.

founded in the 1980s to protect Cambodia. refugees cambodians they're the most. violent gangs in the world yeah they're. crazy cambodians Cambodia is crazy I. mean they got their [ __ ] [ __ ] up yeah. Henry Kissinger in hell right now he's. sucking on Hitler's dick as we did we. wish that one did we [ __ ] off Kissinger. on this show we did that huh I mean that. that piece of [ __ ] that's like just. proof that there's no no like God or. anything good it's like he's a war. criminal that lived to a hundred and. everybody just was like every everyone. was like yeah he just gets it was fat as.

[ __ ] looked like [ __ ] too po Pott they. let him live in a village he had a bunch. of wives had kids he just died out his. days yeah yeah he died chilling there's. no every slave owner died an awesome. life yeah they just got they died like. in a [ __ ] in a in a breathable in a. breathable Fabric in a rocking chair. having a mint julip there's no Karma no. I say goodbye to my lamb. yeah this could be you the tiny Rascal.

gang that's it I feel good simply just. the Rascals prom ethnically Cambodian. gang based in Long Beach California yeah. dude cambod [ __ ] yeah that's where I'm. going to join I should I should we. should close this by saying we respect. all of these gangs everyone in it and we. want no we want no trouble okay we love. we are just talking on a show here. that's right [ __ ] 12 the cops [ __ ] 12. [ __ ] 12 for sure stab shelvin again yeah. yeah yeah yeah stab him again baby let's. make that [ __ ] look like a pin. cushion so do you guys believe there's.

no Karma MLK Day is coming up you did. Black Friday now let's do MLK let's go. baby he's back let stab him for MLK day. I uh do you believe in karma I don't. think it's real I think I think portion. Al Karma has its things I think it dulls. itself out in different ways but like in. what way no if you're pull pot you kill. three and a half world you die your. later ad days with with [ __ ] yep yeah. and then what where's the karma he stubs. his toe real hard one time I see I see.

no I don't I don't think there's like a. it's there is no such thing as like an. eye for an eye it's like that doesn't. what does karma mean world well there's. karmatic is people believe in universal. justice as if the universe is going to. give you back what you did to it good or. bad potentially maybe in another life it. even here the sum of person's actions in. this and previous states of existence. viewed as deciding their fate in future. existences now this is the part that I I. get hippie dippy on because I do believe. we've done A Thousand Lives I think. you've lived a thousand I do think maybe. your manifestation in this life is.

perhaps an amalgamation of what you did. before doesn't mean if you were bad now. you're bad then you're good now I just. think all of these things collect. together to make this thing and then. it'll happen again and again and again. yeah like if it's real pole pot is uh. you know a guy getting [ __ ] in the ass. in prison right now yeah you know what I. mean like that's maybe it's almost like. it's like a it's like your Delta status. it's like it's like the the year before. how many flights you took it's like oh. I'm. Platinum I was a really good guy I'm a. platinum guy and then they Chang their.

policy and they're like sorry you're. gold again yeah what or what if that's. the what if Karma Works where it's like. the reward is you get to be evil one. time like what if what if you spent had. a really awesome life you did nothing. but like charity and then it's like all. right now you get to be [ __ ] ppot get. pushy till you die kill whoever you want. that's the so his evil is actually. actually a reward for being good he. worked in a soup kitchen for three lives. in a row or something w wow monk for. three lives and like sweeping [ __ ] in. the Streets of London you know he had to. pick it up with his hands y y y exactly.

I heard about this is this is a thing I. heard about this that New York uh. elevated you know like elevated. Brownstones was because of all the. [ __ ] horeshit everywhere and they. didn't want to build houses at ground. level for weather reasons right and also. uh for all the [ __ ] [ __ ] in the. streets they had to get their [ __ ] off. their body and shoes because they walk. through tons of [ __ ] W the horse just. [ __ ] all over the place that makes. yeah and you go to New York now and. there's no more horses [ __ ] all over. the place but it still smells like it. there human [ __ ] yeah.

human yeah it's unbelievable yeah I. heard San Francisco's bad you know. listen I haven't been there but I feel. like people have been saying this for so. long now they're like oh it's it's. really bad we went up there we were up. in the Bay who I had a good time I was. up there doing shows you went up we were. up there weren't we in the bay together. no we never did the we oh we didn't oh. we you skipped it I went up there by. myself I had a f it's fine I don't it. doesn't feel like people people sound. like it's yeah like like like the you. know like the apocalyptic like it's like. not there's homeless people there so.

same here we have it here yeah yeah it's. the same chaos I didn't feel like it was. as wild as people made it out to be yeah. it was bad but it's not like yeah it's. not like [ __ ] people it's bad here. yeah I guess we live in the [ __ ] so or. right rightwing people go look how bad. La is and they should take take a photo. of like the miss the mission right and. this is La it's like [ __ ] that's not. Beverly Hills I mean there's arease. Studio City I mean although they did. light our freeway on fire which is. impressive. do you not know this they shut down the. 10 freeway because a dude a woman lit it. on fire oh I saw a dead guy yesterday oh.

give it up let's give it up you guys two. days ago two days I saw me and aene saw. a dead guy where on Western what did you. do anything did no we drove by we caus. traffic are you sure he's are you sure. he's dead he was dead dude how do you. know because they um the paramedics all. that and they just left him there no one. touched him oh good and he was just. there you go like are you paramedics. were there yeah okay okay I the paric. wait wait shut up I thought you said no. sorry I'm sorry uhoh what's up man oh no.

what happened no dude he want he wants. to fight you know you're questioning my. story or I was wondering I thought. what's up bro what's good [ __ ] just a. remember of the tiny Asian. boy am I being checked by a Cambodian. right. now what's what's the meaning of this. friend just just a followup question. yeah yep I take rescinded no don't. rescinded Fight For Your Right fight for. your right to I don't care that much. honestly I was just kind of asking him. follow. up how [ __ ] dead was the guy was his.

head cut off no we just drove by we just. ass mean Jean and I were like I think. he's dead and cuz no one touched him I. think people were like weeping oh yeah. it was a whole thing I was walking home. from a show in Hollywood Boulevard I. just this just reminded me so wild I was. walking West on Hollywood and a woman. came kind of like like quickly up to me. and was like hey can you come help me. and I was like uh what you know like any. City if you live in a city when when. someone's like can you help me oh yeah I. just had to let one fly so good when you. live in a city when someone goes can I.

help you always go maybe what is it yeah. and she's like this man this man. something's wrong there's an apartment. complex right there and there's a little. like Inlet where the gate would be to go. to the garage you know what I'm talking. about when you y and she's like please. come come and I go over there and she. looks like well Todo so I was like what. is this she doesn't she must not know. this guy and this dude was clearly. overdosing or something of that I mean. dude he it was real bad damn he was. whiter than me and he was just like and. I could tell he was like choked up and. he was like super out of it and he was.

oding so of course I'm like put him out. of his misery yeah I kicked him in the. neck I sto on his neck what are you. going to do dude you're running late got. dude I immediately I was like did you. call the cops and she was like no I'm. like what the [ __ ] are you waiting call. the [ __ ] call the ambulance and she's. like okay okay she was panicked and I. was like do you know this man she's like. no I live here and I saw him W I was. like get out get out of here I'll do it. and I called you called yes and you. stayed no yeah oh dude I had a thing to. go. to oh I see no I no we did I stayed. there until a crowd [ __ ] formed I got.

game show on the Roku Channel he. couldn't [ __ ] yeah I had a tub pitch. later that day W no I no until a crowd. started to form around people were all. like standing there you know doing that. you know that's what's funny about when. something bad and then everyone crowds. around who will do nothing to help yeah. but they're just want to stare at them. so crowd gathered and I literally. started to walk home I was like [ __ ]. this I mean the cops oh what's the crowd. gather what am I going to do also the. cops are going to come or they're not. going to come in La they're not going to. come I've been I've been my car's been. broken into uh uh my wife's been robbed.

like like pushed down to the ground Rob. the cops have never come once not not. even come I've I've called the cop I hit. a guy with my car I told that story on. this show I hit a man with my [ __ ]. vehicle cops never came wow I waited. there for two hours two hours cops never. came wow wow wow the guy left by the way. the guy hit with my car I was like ah. [ __ ] it no he was I told the story it. was wild though he was they were [ __ ]. up like could tell they were on some. [ __ ] he had a backpack and his boy was. like let's go and I'm like dude give me. your information and he's like he's like.

get the [ __ ] out of here man leave me. alone and I'm like bro if you if. something happen what if you have a. brain bleed you die I'm [ __ ] right. because you're gone and it's it's as if. I left the scene right I stayed there. stayed there stayed there cops never. came I called multiple times we already. said a unit is on its way sir that's. what they said that's awesome dude La. the cops aren't coming they're not. coming don't call them they're not. coming you know where they are the Grove. they're at the Grove right that's. six of them they're nice guys and they. talk to I talk to them I had my coffee. with them we're talking about but I'm.

like why so many coms he's like well you. know Apple Store yeah they'll Rob people. robbing Apple Store yeah yeah I bet I. guess that's happening now that like. people just oh the mo mob robbing yeah. groups of people are coming and just. carrying [ __ ] out SP going on dude smash. and grab do Smash and grab in La I think. it hits the news every [ __ ] day go to. go to the news go to the news shows that. there's we still have community in this. in this country yeah this is nice. they're at least they like Gathering. [Laughter]. that's also like even when people like. watch like an old like some guy passed.

out people Milling around as useless as. it is it's like such a human thing to. like be near it just to be like like in. the village of some [ __ ] like you. know what I mean if somebody like fell. down somebody got kicked in the head by. a donkey people would just Mill around. that would be what they do all day well. imagine dude that's awesome you have him. just coming in here like he's the the. tennis ball boy giving you giving you a. fresh. Vape by the way mind you he's at three. Vapes on his desk I want a different. flavor unbelievable anyway no but think.

about what you're saying is true in a. very creepy way people would make an. event out of going to like a public. hanging or some [ __ ] that was like a. night out like back in the day that was. their Netflix yeah yeah would you go and. when they and when they hung someone. [Music]. went Netflix got that sound yeah dude. you would get dressed up for this this. was like a thing to go to do people. would wear like their Sunday's best to. go go to these [ __ ] things it's. insane yeah and then by your friend get. would you if I if I went if I was.

getting H oh I'm bring in popcorn I know. I'm selling it popcorn here execution of. a Korean popcorn here if I'm there right. and I'm looking at you and you're just. smiling oh my God it would infuriate. [ __ ] you knowing knowing Bobby and how. [ __ ] self- involved he is if I was. looking away for one second he'd be like. hey watch me get home. watch me I would do that he would be so. mad if I I'm like I'm look what I'm my.

tying my shoe watch me get [ __ ] H not. a good. friend yeah I mean what if people. weren't crying like just just well dude. I imagine lot of people didn't C I can. imagine okay who would not cry I think. yeah I think Bert Bert would laugh he. would laugh yeah I'm okay I'm hung give. me Tom siguro he pretend to cry he would. never show up yeah oh yeah he wouldn't. he's got [ __ ] going on he wouldn't be. there who else Theo uh Theo would be. there but he would leave. early hey man but he'd watch you get.

hung and the second you're dead he' get. out I got go yeah you gota go that [ __ ]. is wild all um um Whitney uh Whitney. would bring a bunch of dogs right to. watch the reverse the dogs eat you whoa. karma karma karma karmaarm that's Karma. dude Karma wow fny dude who who else. would be there. um who else would who would come to your. public you you know who would who would. get too self- involved Rick. Glassman at his own hanging yours yeah.

he'd be in the back like talking to. people he' be doing a bit oh you think. so yeah yeah he'd be doing a bit the. entire time oh I I would think that he. would be like you I mean so um what. happens to the body afterwards and. trying to figure out the logistics of. everything I'll tell you what I think. Rick would try Rick would somehow. finagle his way into convincing them to. do it. later what do you mean he' be like. listen listen this just doesn't work for. me like the light and the warm it's hang. he would make them hang you later in the. day oh that's good that's a friend no.

he's very smart very smart and Adam Ray. would dress up like one of the. executioners yeah in in character right. and accidentally have to execute no you. would do his Dr Phil he would do his Dr. Phil I'm going to hang you in kind yeah. a lot of people the execution wow you. think there would be a lot on mine oh. yeah you'd have them probably the most. no I don't think you I think both of you. would have good numbers no you I you. would sell out too no you would I you. and I wouldn't sell out an execution. you'd sell out an execution imagine. going to Ticket Master to an execution. and being like it'd be funny to watch.

you like flail around your little. body oh you think so I think so you. think I'd have like residual you would. die funny you'd pull your dick out you. think I would die funny you would I. think you pull your dick out at the end. yeah all right for Time s he's hanging. he's like you get a PB. shot you know you know what would. actually be a serious power move start. jacking off while you're getting hung be. like it's a fixation you're [ __ ] you now. you're on game now you're own game this. feels awesome and then you [ __ ] bust.

the sweetest nut of all time cuz it's. going to feel sick and then you die. that's actually how you do it D you're. chanting now you all are gay you guys. are gay. you f. you I would that would be sick I would. purposely do a funny face yeah yes right. so I'm Hong overdo. it right get I want to get a laugh you. know me I would yeah yeah yeah the. classic tongue out like yeah. I'm oh you know what also be really good. paint two x's on your eyelid ahead of.

time that's a funny that's a funny. cartoon that's a funny bit oh you know. what you do yeah that's you make it so. that the moment you get hung your pants. fall down wow yes we got a lot of great. ideas you rig it so your pants fall down. and you're and you know what you're. doing friend with a slide whistle in the. crowd dude how about when you get hung. your pants fell down and you're tucking. you're doing the.

mangina I'd have enemies there too. though I think no you would I would I've. had a couple enemies you have no enemies. there's a guy named Yoshi he hates me. who's this [ __ ] guy he just hates me. and um you know you know yhi right he. hates me he wants me dead Okay he'd be. there what you do to him I [ __ ] up. well so it is your fault yeah totally my. fault I [ __ ] up bad I [ __ ] up okay. you be there right um who else I can't. say his name out loud Luigi too would be.

there yeah Mario Luigi who's doing a. Yoshi. joke I do think a lot of times we should. actually remove the microphone from up. there I think about like as good as. we're doing as we're humming along well. I let it go you shouldn't I Tred to let. that joke go I just went through it yeah. yep and it just sort of gave me a really. bad Vibe right now yeah God you [ __ ]. it up dude Mario and Luigi there. too Carlos what's what did I send you. did I send you something yesterday yeah.

you sent me a bunch of stuff you have to. I want to make amends to Yoshi if I. could now please do yeah no this is not. that that's funny that's we can show. them that oh this is great though this. is can I make amends real quick please I. would love for to hear why you make. amends okay so this is why why Yoshi. hates me a long time ago I was on a. friend of ours podcast and he goes he. compared me to Yoshi. sorry he compared this my friend. compared to the real guy Yoshi the real. guy Yoshi a comic like we're at the same.

level or something so I defended myself. like I'm much funnier than him he's not. even a real you know I mean I said. something like that right you know. exactly what you I know what I said. right and then his brother found out and. I was like I didn't even mean to say. that I just said it out of defense or. whatever also to your credit they just. picked a different Asian guy right. exactly like if they just pick the. fattest comic thing you and they're like. yeah you stop you're like him right yeah. yeah yeah yeah and like John. panette so I found out he he was really. hurt by it and I didn't even mean it so.

I'm just sorry dude but he every time I. see him he just literally just stares at. me like he's was going to kill me I. don't I've never I don't know this guy. do I know who this is I feel like yeah. he's a he's uh he friends with Brody. yeah he was friends with Brody yeah. anyway um thanks Carlos thanks caros. like bringing up one of our dead friends. what's Shaquille doing the guy hold on. that's the kind of behavior you guys got. to listen brings this to the now that. you're sober I assume you'd throw. something fun out you bring up our dead. friend well that's I and that's how I.

knew Yoshi was he podcasts with it. breaks my [ __ ] heart well I almost. died and I'm here oh yeah but you're. here it's like [ __ ] didn't work you. know all right let's see what it say. what he says tequil O'Neal has been to. every zoo in the world and they all have. one thing in common every true story yes. I promise you m i don't went to every. zoo in the world I don't went to every. zoo in the world youve not been to every. zoo in every zoo in the world okay and. every time I go to the gorilla section. they look at me like hey man where your. fur at no for real true that's how they.

look at me and then they also look at me. like hey what am I doing in here and you. out there and they. always. wow that's awesome posted this for. proof have. a nice and. quiet. since Shaq felt his co-hosts didn't. believe his story he called the director. of the Miami Zoo personally to validate.

his claims no Belle don't believe me so. I want to call my guy from the zoo this. is Ron Mill the director of the Miami. Zoo tell him what happens when I walk by. the uh Gilla exhibit uh he gets. intimidated and he looks at Shaq and. thinks that Shaq's gonna take away his. girls he knows who's the boss. sh also shared a similar story while on. the impulsive podcast. I'll go to them and like I'll mess with. them and like they all come to the glass. and they all do.

this that's every zoo in the world like. they just go crazy just go to Glass and. go. wow I I mean it's insane it's insane. it's insane that he keeps telling this. story yeah like why are you retelling. the story it's fun it is insane though. it's fun and it's one of those things. where it's like. like it would make a racist person. really happy to that's what I'm saying. though he's baiting racists yeah he's.

like baiting people to be like see how. much the white person enjoys that story. is a good barometer of how racist he is. if they're smiling way if they're like. yes if you like smile like oh that's. pretty funny then you're good I can see. this as a bit on Gutfeld on Fox being. like told you so welcome back to Told. You So on this section of Told You So I. love that Shaq goes to every Zoo this is. why I like Shaq. though the guy knows how to [ __ ] take. a piss out of himself better than.

anybody from the like the athlete world. yeah he like most athletes are too cool. for like Deion Sanders yeah he won't get. any dirt on his shoes you know he's like. nah [ __ ] that I'm the [ __ ] this it might. get into his wound and affect his foot. even further I think I think we can get. him on here Shaq yeah I would kill to. have sha cuz he's done Bobby alov he's. done now impulsive yeah I think he could. do us I mean you mean you think we could. get him I think we yeah.

yeah yeah yeah yeah what did I just say. I think he could do us I think we could. say why did I say that way let's end. this the way that we should really. should end it by giving stavos the. platform to say whatever he wants at the. end to wrap this whole thing up oh wow. goad thank you so much um I just want to. say everyone please watch Fat Rascal on. Netflix please buy a calendar if you're. a sexy black guy hit up. Bobby trying to get in there he's trying. to dip his toe you know what I mean if. you're trying if you're like a tyres. style black guy loves it you know he.

loves that [ __ ] hit up Bobby get in his. DMS take him out for I don't know. dancing take him out dancing and then. you guys can kiss in your maybe like a. Mercedes he's got you got to be a classy. guy how's that sound Bob. good thank you for being a bad. friend. yeah.

woo. wo. woo. yeah.