Rudy & the Cat Vomit Drama | Ep 180 | Bad Friends

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ladies and gentlemen guess who's back. and she's cockroachy Hey listen to that. let me say something to you okay when I. pay you money when I go out of town okay. and you say you're gonna get cleaning. supplies right and you get no cleaning. supplies do I get some of my money back. I'm gonna buy it today you had a whole. weekend to do it right because when it. came out this vomit all over my house. cat vomit all over the house you're. flying I swear to God I will yeah.

yesterday and I cleaned all of it oh oh. so in the last 12 hours cat vomit City. yeah they had a cat Rave yeah yeah. yeah. I went last night and I cleaned the. whole house really yeah because there's. [ __ ] cat litter all over the house as. well. what do you mean. you mean skateboard obviously you lost.

your mind you got it you need therapy. you need to get some rest too much. school for you is that a skateboard no. no. Rudy sorry what cleaning supplies were. you supposed to get at the house. um soap soap dish soap dish soap juice. no no in Philippines. what do you know what soups open. let me ask you something you're. questioning a white man what soap is.

oh my God sorry not so soup soup oh it's. bat soup no it's lobster bisque and. french onion. right in one bowl two part one it's not. food it's like what you it's like an. action. it's when you stab somebody with a. machete. [Music]. it's an action soap soap so. AP soap shop.

oh dropping Jacks. that doesn't sound like it no no no no. uh jump rope it's an action no it's jump. rope oh so so I get it it's not it's not. it's an action Bob is it an action it's. [ __ ] you know how you know close to. it you're closer oh it's going down. it's a thick dick loose vagina. Echo yeah there's an echo there it's.

eating ass because somebody goes oh this. needs helpful. what is it. no we gotta find it on our own we gotta. find it on our own well she said in. action and it's close to sex it's close. to sex so in the Philippines soap soap. me is um. yeah.

why is it twice I don't know what does. it have to be sexual could it be like um. I always use chicken fingers. like if I mean chicken are you soaps up. you're not sucking chicken fingers you. don't suck chicken fingers how do you. eat chicken fingers you suck the juices. from the [ __ ] bone what yeah first of. all you're talking about chicken wings. chicken fingers are boneless you're.

getting bone filled chicken strips yes I. request it I go put the phone back in. when you get chicken fingers you want. bony chicken fingers. yeah they don't like it there it is yeah. they roll their eyes and I gotta tell. you something patreon fans. so happy that you joined yeah you know. let's climb This Road Together let's get. unlimited unfiltered content like this. we're gonna spit on Rudy on three one. two three.

anyway. good are you happy to be back here Rudy. Jules yeah you better be what how about. you come by the way speaking of. returning I texted doc the other night. oh oh wow well he texted me actually oh. great he saw something on Instagram. maybe the aliens. but I thought it was no he texted me. something that we posted on the gram or. something bad no no you gotta be. positive with him no no it was good it. was good I promise it was good but I'll.

I'll show you exactly what it was uh doc. our old friend doc who's busy busy man. he said uh oh yeah it was a picture of. the I'm Bobby mom tattoo that went. around the internet you've seen this. yeah I've seen it a guy got it yeah and. he loved it and he said I've been I've. been great fam working at Amazon until. 2PM and this was late at night I think. and I said your hustling hard he said. I'll see you soon Fab love you gotta go. talk to you and that was it and then I. said Doc miss you and he wrote now fam. he said no no he didn't say that no but.

but we do miss our little dog no but why. did you just say that I mean you you. made it seemed like there was going to. be some way to get him back into the. team I just wanted to tickle you a. little bit I wanted to yeah it's like. don't get my mouth watering I'm trying. all right I'm trying because you know. what I'm gonna do if I see him what soup. soap. [Laughter]. all day long dude I'm happy that you're. back Rudy you're uh you're you've. graduated in life how old are you now 21. 21. she's been with the same guy now for.

over a year gross right so she's. monogamous but you're not living with. him no no and there's no chance they're. monogamous he's 21 year old kids they're. little rabbits they're [ __ ]. everything they talk to are you sleeping. outside the relationship no oh she's not. sleeping oh let's hope so soaps open. other guys how's school going though is. it good though the relationship with him. is good yeah what's his name again Joey. Joey yeah it's called Joey Joey yeah. yeah how's Joey good Joey's good he's a.

pharmacist. pharmacy tech okay who can you get us. some pills yeah yeah sure is Kenny. because I actually need muscle. relaxation I need Oxycontin my back is. bad again can we get fentanyl Oxycontin. and muscle relaxers. I love it that you asked for real drugs. I'm like can I get Advil free how hard. is it though if you work at a pharmacy. shall we as a tech easy I don't think so. why it's drugs because of the people. like customer service oh well yeah have. you seen the people have you been in. line at a CVS that night I'll leave it's.

literally Thriller yeah. I'm here for my medication their teeth. are falling out yeah dude it's the scare. being in line at Walgreens or CVS late. at night waiting for a prescription it. it makes me feel like I'm in Carlos's. Dreams yeah you know what I mean can I. just say something elitist please you. don't have something to say elitist. things never it's like I hate it when. they qualm over as you only you see this. in a pharmacy line always yeah about a. dollar or two well this coupon and my.

insurance two dollars you know you. charge me two extra dollars they sure. did yeah. yeah but don't you just go ah [ __ ] it if. it's a dollar yeah well so when would. you complain how much money two dollars. be real well I tell you this okay I had. a prescription change and this was. insane it went from it went from like a. dollar a pill to. 485 a pill now when everything adds up. that's a shitload of money oh I see so.

that's what it is it's not like the. whole thing is a dollar more it's a it's. per pill it's like per medication that's. when it gets awesome insane but what I'm. asking you is like if you're buying a. car for instance and the car is like 80. 000. I know you would never that's a. little pricey I know you wouldn't say 40. 000. okay forty thousand forty Grand right. I'm buying it and then you know you you. know you um you do it through your. account you have an accountant right. business manager a business manager. right and then you see later down the.

road your receipt right and they charged. you forty thousand six hundred and. eighty five what was the extra 685 you. have no it doesn't say what is it it. doesn't say it's like you're my business. manager what is it well um Mr Santino um. just call me Andrew I've known you for. 12 years. because uh I embezzled from you so you. stole 685 no I didn't no it's a ghost.

this is a money term it's a money term. it's called ghost money I get it I'm out. of boundary yeah you're out of bounds. and so there's sometimes you know I mean. money right yeah that is invisible to. you right but visible to my bank account. you understand I can't see it but you. you I see it definitely this makes a lot. of sense it's no longer there oh so it's. yours well I went to uh Thailand yeah I. went to Thailand yeah okay so it's some. woman's okay but my point there'll be. some woman yeah but would you be mad at. for that much 85 685 I'd want to know.

where it went and if it was if it was. Ghost money what would happen I'd have a. little bit of a dispute. I would be upset if you told me 685 you. if you told me this and it became. something else yeah. well it's tax purposes oh it's for taxes. yeah there's like Tire tax well I. haven't paid taxes no in the car oh when. you buy a car you you pay for the rubber. yeah the tire tax right yeah and there's. transmission tax I've never heard of.

this before it's new let me Google it. right I'm gonna Google. yeah yeah yeah yeah look at that yeah. Joe Biden implements Tire tax and. transmission got some transmission taxes. well transmission taxes because you know. what he's all about I know well let me. tell you something about stolen money. what I just watched something on the. History Channel here we go about the. most corrupt dictator of all time in the. Philippines Marcos you know about this. piece of [ __ ] do you know about. Ferdinand Marcos I know about that no. dude who's worse no Marcos.

no Ferdinand Marcos Ferdinand Marcos. who's. this [ __ ] guy this guy was a genius. by the way this piece of [ __ ] him and. his family they I mean terrible people. while people in Philippines in the 80s. were living in abject poverty this. [ __ ] scumbag literally stole hundreds. of millions of dollars they think maybe.

billions from the people the Filipino. people that he stole from Japanese. hidden gold bars in the caves of the. Philippines during the war and this. [ __ ] who's that lady that's his. wife. looks like a boom that's being beam oh. yeah. Bap is in the coffin it's that's yeah he. died that's Bob that's the guy that. we're talking about died yeah he's dead. okay yeah they're dead are you upset.

about it no she's happy oh they were. evil right they were bad you weren't. even around but I watched this whole. thing this [ __ ] genius is Evil Genius. his brother or uncle was the judge that. allowed Cruz to start digging to hunt. for this missing gold uh-huh genius and. he was like oh there's all these guys. that are digging for a [ __ ] goal he's. like perfect when they find it we'll. either kill them or imprison them and. then we'll just take it all so they did. every time someone went down there like. oh he went missing and then they would. just steal all look at this look at.

these gold bars that they would find. well okay so here's what you do yeah. what you know what to do. what you first of all if I was one of. the guys which one no no I'm not boom. boom or any of those you're just I'm a. guy that's you're a little Filipino I'm. a Hunter you're a hunter a Filipino I'm. a lamb herder yeah at best. lamb singular you don't have more than. one I know but that's what I do for a. living yeah I'm a lamborgh I look at the. [ __ ] Filipino Express right which is. their local newspaper correctly right. right and I go yeah I mean gold bar.

hunter wanted you're signing up well I. would false name what would your name be. it's Jackson Jackson. well they go boom boom. soup Jackson. right yeah and then um I'd probably do. something in my face what I put this to. put mud on it or whatever no no no what. not in this ear I don't think I don't. think you can mud up your face over. there. you can't do like Browner face that's. not Brown face that's blood face mudface.

assistant with the brown face because. they're let me say something you're the. mod from the Philippines is lighter. what why do you need mud I'm gonna. change the way I look I'm Jackson. Jackson now the lighter mud is that why. is that. I don't know that's it that right. lighter mode not that that's too dark so. listen let me tell you something well. let me do you think you're gonna get. employed to go hunt for gold what skills. do you offer here listen I am I'm the.

guy this is this is this is my Confidant. and I right okay I'm chip chip yeah and. that's Chop Chop yeah yeah and we're. we're looking for gold Hunters so tell. us oh my God. oh Jackson Jackson. [Laughter].

what I'm Jackson. huh I'm a lamb holder one laugh he's. hurting he's hurting Lambs. and that's why I I want to have this job. because I think the moneys okay hold on. let my constituent talk to you. oh you suck the lamb. you dirty [ __ ] pig I'm getting I I. feel like are you the lamb I feel like. I'm getting a cute of something that I. didn't know too well you did okay it.

sounds like you seriously you accuse me. of sucking my lamb you said it to the. lamb I heard you lamb. game oh you called him oh what the [ __ ]. all right. get the [ __ ] out right okay. let him leave let him leave. all right.

what's going on Jackson Jackson. yes are you Chinese. [Music]. what why are you yelling at me are you. Filipino of course. look at my skin who's your mom my what. who's your mom debris. I. know her yeah yeah.

she she do one sheep she lives in the. she lives she lives in the tree she live. in the tree with one sheep among Dupree. who lives in the tree. by the way she don't suck on the Sheep. by the way I know you're gonna accuse of. my mama while sucking on cheap I only. suck on lamb okay so [ __ ] you okay hey. hey [ __ ] you you're trying to get a job. slow down go ahead okay ma'am go ahead.

huh. there it is nice go ahead okay can I. call you oh. let me ask you something wait you you. want to change my name for Jackson. why so I can hire you and I can remember. your name you can't memorize Jackson. Jackson. holy [ __ ] don't question by the way. because there's another gold hunting.

there's another cool thing that I went. earlier and they accept my name no stay. okay stay okay okay yes you're hired. good thank you wow that fast no skill. nothing no I'm blind. you don't plan right that's why I have. the [ __ ] lamb he's my you know. oh my god dude it's like you know. sometimes I go and I want to buy food. and review the restaurants or whatever. right I always thought to myself why. don't they do that with doctors well. guess what what zoc doc did that oh my.

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yeah so what I would do is uh let's kind. of get out of Jackson Jackson or no no. what stay oh. this is who you are you're Jackie. Jackson baby all right I don't want to. say Jackson all right so what would you. really do. check it out check it out well here's. what I would do let's just so I would go.

in there and lie to these people right. yeah because I knew there would be. murdering going on of course right it's. yeah because Tanya Tanya my cousin she. got killed yeah. killed they all got killed what yeah and. my you know my mom in the sheet in the. tree. my mom yeah yeah she told me yeah they. die oh no they get murdered they find. the gold that's why she's in the tree. they can't get her up so you know what I. was so I'll look up at the tree and go. mom mama me me Jackson Jackson check it.

out all right. and I'm gonna lift up my leg like this. right and then she's gonna what happened. to your leg it's gone. right and I go prosthetic. and she's like ah. so I'll find when I find the gold. I find one bar. stuff it in your leg I stuff it in the. let dip yeah and then I walk out of the. whatever the [ __ ] you know I mean the. cave or whatever so you only want one. I'll be like I'm blind I can't see no.

gold. where's your sheep. what where's the Sheep check it out dude. look at his leg. prosthetic yeah there's got to be small. bar little baby bars. maybe and he's just like. he's he's bummed well you know because. it's heavy the guards will see it though. they'll go he walked funny they'll see. the Sheep because they don't like they. don't like sheep shammy shaming there.

you read the color there's no sheep sham. shaming there's no sheep shipping read. the culture right in the Philippines. what about you they'll say you're. walking funny they'll go why you're like. oh. me look. look. you'd show them the goals no the the. goats in the they're not gonna look. inside sure they will Filipino [ __ ]. cave guards cave guards what do you. think they're doing they're not TSA bro. you think I'm getting my [ __ ] legs my. [ __ ] prosthetic leg from America I. made it well then it's definitely not.

gonna work it is you better get it from. China I already do my thinking is this. dude yeah they are gonna look in it yeah. they're gonna look right in it right so. you do an optical illusion obviously. mirrors all right Carlos obviously. obviously like a swirl oh yeah you stare. at a swirl in the center of the thing. right yeah they look away it's. everything. what are you talking about Magic Eye. you'd put a Magic Eye in there yeah.

one of those swirly swirls there yeah. yeah and they're gonna be like oh what. going on everything's so Brewery I think. you got this all figured out I know dude. we should have got you in a time machine. don't you have a time machine right. there yeah. good yeah we should go jump around Apple. dude yeah. I think there's gold in the Philippines. you know this right in the caves really. I didn't know well it's gold here we. gotta go genuinely I'm not lying at it. what are they called The Lily Maps look.

up Lily Maps Philippines I think it's. called oh yeah yeah yamashira's gold. yamashita's gold this is insane oh look. at that I would love the authentic look. at that first guy General Yamashita was. convicted of war crimes this guy right. God what a piece of [ __ ] dude look at. him he well wait a minute wait a minute. garbage human he got convicted of war. crimes during the Truman era that. typically takes years to get they. convicted this guy boom overnight yeah. you know why why to get to the [ __ ]. gold oh we were all trying to get to the.

[ __ ] gold everybody was on like every. country was Goonies we were all trying. to get to the [ __ ] gold and basically. go up Yamashita Yama what is this. General Yamashita. read it right dude Yamashita oh that's. yeah. yeah that's his first name but generally. Yamashita the wild [ __ ] about this. [ __ ] guy was they put him on trial. and they convicted him on the day on the. anniversary of Pearl Harbor obviously. not a coincidence yeah and when he was. on trial they have video footage and. it's crazy to see his face because he's.

almost like smiling when they're like. reading off the list of crimes yeah he. didn't do any of them his soldiers. carried out a bunch of crimes yeah but. when you tell your hey no he didn't. that's the thing is like he didn't say. anything he didn't instruct them to do. the things that they're conv he's. convicted of like what I mean it was. like torture and all this [ __ ] his this. his like troops yeah were none of the. people that did all the war crimes but. they were like we gotta get this guy. he's the plug he knew where the gold was. he was like a woke guy yep right so he. would see his but guys torturing if you.

look at a picture he would go no no no. stop stop all right no red look at a. picture of him okay Phoenix he has an. lgbtq pin on him oh whoa yes look at him. that's the lgbtq flag right there right. on his chest whoa dude he's so woke look. at his collar look what it says yeah. acab all cops are bad yeah and he's got. a BLM shirt that he wears underneath. that I'm telling you dude this guy this. was like the first oh she won a Japanese. soldier went to like a Filipino guy. right or whatever and cause hey what are. you doing there or I mean who are you or.

where did he go he goes they they not he. they corrected people he knew he was. ahead of his time but apparently this. guy's this guy's homies. told everybody where the gold was. and and they convicted this guy and. there's still gold in the caves today we. gotta find it let's go. and you're a guy you're you die you know. look at the caves Lily Maps look up Lily. Maps is what it's called the item but do.

you know where what region I don't know. well then you gotta [ __ ] Google it. dude we gotta get to this [ __ ] gold. dude I want it so bad. but maybe Marcus already knows and like. yeah that's a thing but they say the. maps are still out there to find I want. to find a treasure map so bad but what. if they're saying they're still out. there but they already have it and they. want to they want to see us out there. and they laugh about it that's funny. that's a great tourist trap right that's. funny look at them sweating up yeah like.

that's like people taking tours on. Hollywood Boulevard that's their. Hollywood Boulevard of course that's. their star what's that down there what's. that photo let me see well that's a map. oh sorry McCone by the way I learned. show him what what town he's from look. at this the town he's from fagi. fagliesville faglies is that really your. town he's from fagliesville do you not. know that no what does it say underneath. it though fabulous Pennsylvania not in. Minnesota you're lying I was talking to. Joe De Rosa on the phone today he. literally is by he's like he's maybe. gonna move back to near where he's from.

yeah Pennsylvania and I'm scrolling. through the map on Pennsylvania I come. across fagliesville why not change this. at some point. why would you leave fagliesville as your. town oh like fagly Town yeah fagly city. a fagly city area yeah yeah that's cool. that's good fagliesville yeah I want to. know more about fagliesville but why. you're obsessed with factors what if I. go what if I lose you just want to say. fagly all the time what's your problem. with fagley's girl the way you're saying. it are you bigoted against fagliesville.

no I'm not what do you have against the. Citizens ni of fagliesville I'm not I. don't have I guess of the people I just. the way you're saying it you go you this. is how you say exactly I said fabulous. families they'll get back into the. closet fagli's filled no dude say it. right. in colonial times a great quantity of. pig iron from Warwick furnace was all. over what became bagleysville Road wait.

two minutes. but see it in an accent in a gay accent. no yeah it's dancing no gay and fancy in. Colonials a great quantity of pig iron. from Warwick Furniture hold over what. became fagliesville Road. to the large Mabry Forge at Green Lane. where the iron was refined and forming. the bar eye and a nail Rod blacksmiths. could use by the way they loved all.

those terms. couldn't put an adjective before. blacksmith I think it's written wrong go. ahead to start with um Forge at Queen. Lane go ahead Forge a Green Lane where. the iron was refined and formed into bar. iron and nail Rod that blacksmiths could. use. [Laughter].

there's gotta. means a picture of that bring up a photo. of this fagly yeah oh it's voguely.

where is a photo of this guy yeah. there we go zoom in zoom in he looks. like a white supremacist he was from. Germany. the World Council of churches there's. the guy oh there he is look at him what. is he saying there Bob assuming what. what is he saying in that meeting I love. [ __ ] that is what he says yeah right.

fastly yeah yeah I love it in the middle. of the meeting yeah be honest with us. actually. [Laughter]. what's been going on with you rude tell. me what the deal is in life I want to. know wait I have a question first before. there we go here we go here we go you. know this always goes who is who is that. behind you. who oh who the little that little guy. yeah the AI created that look at this. this is me if I lived in India and. that's Bobby because he lived in India.

that literally a fan gave it to us I. created from AI that is exactly what he. looks like if he was an Indian citizen. star you want you went out to do one of. your. yeah yeah we're gonna get one well I. can't she's not famous enough to we'd. have to get a picture for the AI to run. through like all right no no we'll find. that figure it out all right let's do it. okay you've got a lot of nerve talking. about him yeah yeah talking [ __ ] dude. and you know that's me.

that's what's rude about what you just. did you knew what was made what have you. been doing before I what I asked you. before you asked a question what's been. going on in life okay. um I went to the strip club and I. discovered that I'm lesbian whoa that's. so stupid did you tell your boyfriend. you're the most dumbest thing ever did. you tell your boyfriend you're lesbian. you're not a lesbian okay bye you're not. bi let me ask you some questions oh. conservative Dad yeah. you seem you're awesome like my daughter. I raised you right so um when you look.

at a vagina. I'm like what Amazed by it and like I. just want to is it better than yours. whoa whoa do you love it you love it. yuck is like in the strip club I could. see everything. but yeah first of all was it was it full. nude because there was no booze no in. California if it's full nude it's no. alcohol in Hawaii oh Hawaii there's no. Hawaii there's no rules when were you in.

Hawaii. when you were there. three three weeks ago you were there I. wasn't there yeah you were there you. didn't go to the strip club but you were. I didn't go to the strip club was that. the strip club yeah no no I wasn't you. weren't yeah thank you you weren't wait. a minute was I at the strip club. was I there. no I was not there no I don't do that. [ __ ] so tell me you go to the strip club. you don't have a lot of money so did. somebody give you money kalila I think I.

lie Andy Carla gave you how much. like this much what you don't know how. much this is yeah it's just stack of. ones so you walk in there's no door fee. right you sit down do you get a lap. dance how do you do a strip club how. does a 21 year old girl do a strip club. I just kept yelling like I was yelling. at the witnesses. not like that no no give me something. I'm dancing okay right okay okay go.

let me bring you to the stage yeah yeah. ladies and gentlemen late ladies and. gentlemen coming to the stage Ling me. we put a rope inside the room for. mingling not a pole.

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first box box of awesome.com code bad. friends. bring out those tips ladies so wait a. minute you would just yell were you also. throwing dollars were you making it rain. yeah so you spent all your money. and did you get a lap dance. she put her boobs in my face they do. that yeah whoa It's one of their things. insane that's a move yeah yeah you get a. little milkshake yeah it was it was like. I wasn't what kind of milkshake was it. vanilla or chocolate chocolate milkshake.

yeah much better yeah yeah I went to one. oh so when me and colella broke up I. went to one I went to a rage I went to a. rage strip club what does it mean just. with money oh right irresponsible Vibes. yeah yeah just an array yeah yeah I mean. just old-timey money yeah like the. Monopoly man yeah and it was like a. disturbing Human Experience why I went. to the seventh Veil here why'd you make. that face why would you go to that place.

is great I haven't been I know I haven't. been to them dude when I drive past it I. go like this. freaks me out yeah it looks so sad it's. inside of a motel yeah I know what the. [ __ ] and when you walk in with lots of. cast old-timey oh my God they're like. did they get a rabid they're like put in. your teeth girls he's here so anyway I. went I don't want to talk about this. girl because I want to break her heart. well you shouldn't just talk about the. ex don't talk about someone specific. okay but somebody how long ago was this.

by the way a year ago maybe ah talk. about it really it's a long time she. probably is not there yeah and she was. um. I can't I can't. oh please Bob yeah she's not there. anymore probably it's what she did I. can't talk about it what did she do oh. she um she wasn't attracted really that. much but she was a huge fan. yeah man you know how sometimes they're. up there on the go I love bad friends.

already in your head you're thinking. well maybe that's the one even though. you're not attracted to them right right. because maybe they'll do extra whatever. right and then she violently played with. my penis hard violently over the jeans. no like no mate it was out you pulled it. out no she did she just pulled out your. penis I was wearing sweatpants you just. started yanking out yeah yeah yeah I. thought you couldn't do that oh not that. something failed my phone unfortunately.

you can't do that you can't do that yeah. unfortunately they can it's insane it. was insane I've had it off I was in San. Francisco. I was in San Francisco with my buddy. yeah and we went to a real real dicey. joint in Chinatown and the girl was I. don't know 75 maybe pounds it was no. late she was age maybe 75. I think the. young ones were 60. I think those are. the young ones right but this woman was. an older experienced woman and literally. was like both and I was like no no no no.

that's like the VIP you know no no she. goes booth. like this booth oh oh spit what spitcher. that's probably more money spit jerk. yeah so because someone just don't do. the spit yeah take a booth yeah. yeah offer me both offer me the first. one all right huh boot. oh no no thank you I'm okay. they do this though yeah their finger up. hold on. I can't put any of this gesture wait why.

oh we'll get banned [ __ ] me oh my God so. you have to explain it again without. this maybe you should take out the seven. billion Jerk It Off yeah okay maybe yeah. take that off yeah but let's get away. from let's get away from the yeah from. from porno stuff yeah porno stuff is bad. they don't like it on the YouTubes it's. just the emotion the motion jerking off. motion yeah for some reason some weird. okay let's go back to this let's go back. to Hawaii and you're lesbian you're in. Hawaii you're now with but you're not a. lesbian you're bisexual first of all. because you're still with your boyfriend. yeah but you're still you haven't hooked. up with a girl yet so I don't know yeah.

maybe you don't know what you're talking. about sold on it I know but there's like. a feeling what is it like I want to try. yeah I have a. I have a floor of the Rings what is it I. want a Slayer came from but in real life. I wouldn't no I is that a metaphor for a. second. is that what you're really trying to say. I want to slay him yeah yeah I want to. shoot super cave trolls yeah yeah I mean. it's just like a feeling still doesn't. you wouldn't you have to act on it no no. but what she's saying is look let me.

let's say you and I go to I think she's. just trying to be you know what I mean. cool time out Dad yeah that's what. you're trying to do all right I'm trying. to be hip and young and slow down I. [ __ ] [ __ ] let me tell you. something Fox News you're header all Fox. News uh. look at it like this you and I go to. Thunder Down Under the male strip club. yeah would you get a feeling there no. okay so she my point is oh what kind of. feeling. I don't know what the feeling well we. already know Tito Bobby's bye he was.

he's done now he's done now I swear to. [ __ ] guy I swear to God what I still. regret you even coming here what the. [ __ ] do you mean we already know. nobody we confirmed it because we didn't. confirm it with nothing well maybe yeah. has it been confirmed in your mind yeah. so you think I'm bisexual I think so you. think so I even asked the Tikal Lila oh. really here we go what did she say.

yeah go ahead well this will maybe prove. her point if we went to thunder and saw. a male strip club yeah male strippers. yeah what would you feel I would spit on. the floor this is blasphemy and I would. leave I would you would you dance in the. spit for a little while you would you'd. rub your little body well I Spit on my. dick actually. can I put that in yeah God let me tell. you something yeah you you do have. feelings for guys when they're oh it's. so ridiculous what do you do what are we. even doing here right now you don't like.

you don't like boys a little bit no. you're the one that keeps talking about. Mr fagley. first of all yeah he was gay he was a. great Pioneer. I never said I wasn't I'm not the one. that came up with the this guy right. here right yeah before we even came to. the [ __ ] podcast what are we talking. about today right and then fagley is the. first thing. we did this holy history about the city. and this and that who's bisexual friend. I never said I wasn't. but no be real are you bisexual yeah I.

don't know yet like me either why. haven't I be there with him sure can I. be in that little space I haven't I. don't know yet either I haven't taken. the test I haven't take the test either. well let's take it no I don't want to. take the test Carlos give us the test we. already got the test and you know. I lie all the time what do you think I. [ __ ] tell the truth. I'm Dr lie dude everything I do is a lie. you're not you never got your doctorate. no no.

you're not gonna get me quiz. well I never took the gay one have you. had feelings for for a same gender close. friend yeah of course you I'm good I. love you yeah yeah I think so. yeah I think so. next yeah have you ever kissed someone. and wanted to kiss someone of the same. gender you have I have you have kissed. me yeah you have kissed me yeah oh yeah. yeah yeah yeah definitely it was great. well it says definitely I haven't done. it but I want to try yeah and I'm not.

sure I felt about it yeah I'm not sure. okay but go with three I'll give you. three yeah that's fine. how do you feel about queer characters. and TV shows and movies oh you love it. oh my God I think that the only people. that should be in film I've totally. watched shows with just queer ships and. story lines yeah yeah yeah please please. yeah when someone asks you who you're. crushing on I make up a name or I pick. someone random yeah that's that's it. number two I make up a name and I pick. someone random yeah. yeah has anyone ever asked you if you. were gay yeah I've asked you every day. for the last six years okay so just do.

uh people pretty much assume about that. about me all the time. when you imagine being in a relationship. what do you picture uh uh. you know I can I'm not sure. I can only see myself with one of the. same sex I'll probably be with someone. of the opposite sex I think four would. be the thing I can only see myself with. someone of the opposite yeah there you. go yeah the Forum yeah that's true okay. how do you feel about identifying as. being gay uh I'm not sure how I feel. about that yeah yeah you know I'm not.

sure have you ever felt attracted to. someone of the same gender yeah but. everybody has right yeah how do you feel. about dating some of the opposite gender. yeah I don't think you would maybe no. you're opposite gender I definitely yeah. the last fourth yeah I definitely do it. I would do it okay. uh do you ever fantasize being someone. with the same gender oh. no I would say no no that's a no that's. enough. would you imagine when you imagine. kissing her being intimate with a future. partner how do you feel good I guess. number two yeah good again. if you scroll through your feeder fyp.

your for you page uh do you see content. from queer creators. yeah yeah but only because it's got one. or two related posts. Flash Forward five years how like is. your partner is the same gender as you. wow. not very likely would you be comfortable. using lbgbtq dating app oh no no there's. no way not really but I wouldn't rule it. out completely really you never know. what happens okay good relationship ends. uh the lgbtq individuals in your friend. group yeah absolutely yeah for sure yeah.

absolutely yeah yeah what inspired you. to take this quiz how long is this quiz. what inspired you. um. uh just uh I just curious about the. result I'll get number three yeah let's. see yeah drumroll. what does it say what do my results mean. you may experience right there you may. experience a small amount of attraction. to people the same gender. small amount small amount so I'm bi. is that what it says or no yeah okay. well.

the internet said it. uh sadly I'm not bi sorry you're alone. on this one either sadly I thought you. said oh come on dude I don't like guys. so if you break up with um what's his. name Ricky what's his name Joseph if you. break up with Joey you're going for. girls you you could see yourself being. in a relationship with a girl I might be. because I have this class to me in my. bio class oh here we go she's like. really pretty and everything what's.

everything mean. yeah yeah. so this and then see that what's this. her back the body and then like that her. body's some like straight up and right. up and down like that there's no spine. she has good posture sideways posture oh. like that good posture it's got like so. you would say she was thin but it had a.

bubbly butt um. yeah and she has big boobs and she's. smart and she has a nice smile yeah and. that just make up a name for her. you're single now. no I can't I can't no no yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah I'm right so you're. single now but she's not gay how do you. know how do you know okay that's [ __ ]. blasphemy would you say because she has. a boyfriend so do you yeah cut to school. cut to school she just broke up with her.

boyfriend you broke up with [ __ ]. Joseph right and I'm going now I'm like. writing I'm writing an essay. I don't know how to do it well you're. never gonna be able to get this done in. real life you can't do it here um excuse. me why are you standing there we're. friends oh hi Jules hi Raisa hi what's. up I'm doing my essay.

um I was wondering if you wanted to hang. out later hang out what does that mean. like go to the movies. oh as friends. yeah that's the wrong move what do you. say I'll do it I'll be you ready yeah go. ahead. hey are you writing an essay. yes I am oh cool what are you doing.

later well first of all let me finish. I'm doing the etymology of the word. anthropology whoa you are smart yeah. let's see about the etymology of the. word anthropology so you're not just big. boobs and big tits you also got big. excuse me I'm half Brazilian oh like. that's why it sticks out like that yeah. yeah so anyway what's up do you have a. boyfriend do you have a boyfriend. well you know we just broke up oh my God. I just broke up with my boyfriend well I. was about to tell you what happened and. you're sitting here with me anyway.

what's up I just broke up with my. boyfriend oh I'm sorry what happened. with yours oh God he died he died yeah. oh my God it's so [ __ ] sad this. morning say this this morning oh really. yeah this might be too soon that's okay. I don't know how to say this to you but. I was wondering if maybe. I could eat your [ __ ] and then this is. why would it. [Laughter]. you know what that is what is that a. little stick in the pen no you didn't.

notice I was riding with a pen and now. it's down here like this Ryan oh right. and the tip is just say it again I was. wondering if I could creature. look you should ask her out on a date. did you have to cut that out no okay you. gotta ask her out on a date you gotta. ask her out maybe not that way you mean. no I like that yeah I like that let me. ask you something do people do their. essays at the desk I don't know I don't. know essays I don't know you do essays.

later also people have computers. computers oh but that's where I went. long yeah what you haven't been in high. school in 30 years things have changed. that's better can you believe that you. have been in high school. a class since 30 years Palomar College. so. I did go to a junior college for like a. semester. okay but you were in high school 30. years ago that's insane I I don't know. what yeah you graduated in 90.

yeah 1990 90 right yeah so here's what I. remember I remember Bunsen burners. do they still have those yeah well ask. her I'm not in [ __ ] Heights right. yeah I remember this guy what is that. what's the guy. the skeleton oh who is it Jesus no. there's a skeleton in science class yeah. yeah you can still have those skeletons. yeah well they don't go they're just. skeletons like this they don't do it. they didn't prop their arms I put the. bottoms up like that oh yeah I got in. trouble for that yeah yeah yeah and then. there's like little like things on the.

skeleton bones yeah like little needle. points no not just needle points it was. like you know A5 and then you could look. at a chart oh yeah that's a femur bone. yeah I remember that whatever remember. right yeah that's they had that I also. remember. um that's it. you remember nothing else from high. school no I remember one time this girl. named Heather oh my God made me so. [ __ ] mad so I had just got on my. third rehab third time and I don't know. my history teacher because I was gone. for like a month so the history teacher. goes um and we want to welcome Mr Lee.

back he just went to a rehabilitation. center and he's now sober she wanted. like people to applaud and the school. Heather go why do you have to do drugs. anyway. because of you Heather that's why. exactly because of you people like you. Heather you [ __ ] [ __ ] and I. remember her break I was like she liked. you. what she had a crush on you that's what. it is 100. a girl had a crush on me that pulled. some [ __ ] got me suspended yeah in. health class yeah we were drunk they had. they had they had diagrams of penises of.

the inside of a penis tell me what it. looks like kind of like her. towards the back you know what we go on. vacations yeah we do we go on adventures. I'm about to and sometimes when you go. to like Hawaii or. whatever right you don't know what to do. and you got to go to Viator because. Viator has over 300 000 bookable travel. experiences in over 190 countries they. offer everything from simple tours to. Extreme Adventures by the way if you. want to do a little hike or you want to. go in a volcano you want to go on a. helicopter they got that and all the.

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the [ __ ]. so I was just tracing [ __ ] on on loose. leaf paper yeah because why not and then. I was just assign it and then hand it to. my friends in class that was your merch. back then yeah five bucks you know what. I mean yeah I was slinging [ __ ] yeah. yeah so I would I signed one one of them. I drew and I drew something with the. teacher's name in it why would you put. her name on I think I put her name in. like a puddle of jizz or something. underneath it that's hilarious yeah it. was high school yeah yeah and I threw it. away yeah and then this [ __ ] snitch. from my class [ __ ] [ __ ] dug it out.

of the trash Oh my [ __ ] and gave it to. the teacher and then I got [ __ ]. suspended after the fact for how long a. week and then you what did your parents. say. my dad was like you know do you have a. future in the Arts are you looking at me. my parents were so [ __ ] I got. suspended so many times so many times. one time I got suspended one time I. brought a BB gun to school I got. suspended for that oh yeah but I was. shooting people at the bus stop so that. was a big deal yeah this is back before. school shootings I was just shooting. people and I would shoot people out of.

the bus as it was moving but it was BB's. it wasn't going to kill him I killed so. many squirrels with the BB gun I love BB. I love it and I shoot them all the time. then I got suspended for opening up the. back door of the bus and US jumping out. why did you do that we just wanted to. jump out of it while it was right I. thought that was fine. oh it was over well I was bringing to my. other friend dude yeah dude dude Bobby. what's in your bag. yeah you have to do drugs anyway yeah no. but I um yeah I was kicked out of school.

all the time I just got I got suspended. so many times yeah that's a funny thing. I used to sell weed and I just never got. caught for that wow but I got caught for. everything else yeah dumb [ __ ] if you're. young listening to this podcast in high. school yeah generally probably a male uh. high school kids yeah probably gonna be. a guy yeah yeah and I've noticed that. with our podcast well we get a lot of. chicks but they're not in high school. yeah and they're also like a little. funny-eyed.

if you go deep look at us I know yeah. look at their leader you know their. leaders are something [ __ ] up you too. you too you especially you two don't. know probably me you too the most yeah. yeah but anyway. um yeah so my point is is that what was. that even don't follow us are you saying. don't do what we do no but no in high. school if you're just no because back. then we would behave like that and what. would the counselors and teachers say he. has no future yeah they used to say if. you could focus your own injury energy. you'd actually be successful in life. yeah meaning you're not going to be.

successful but you're not going to focus. your energy yeah yeah and they always. looked at us like oh you have no future. you're you're screwed right yeah and. then look at us now my point though if. you're young like the thing on Fire. Light It On Fire yeah yeah break it. still yeah yeah yeah yeah bring it bring. your gun to school doodle penises yeah. you might as well doodle the difference. go crazy a little bit it doesn't matter. I ended up hooking up with that girl. years later no really is that yeah and. did you grab her hair why'd you [ __ ]. knock me out [ __ ]. against the headboard yeah no I do we.

hooked up years later how weird was that. it was like this strangest it was like. sex yeah it was like it was like weird. Revenge did you guys talk about it. though or no I've never seen her that. was no dude every time you talk about. her opening the thing doing that yeah. yeah we talked one at one point we. talked about that why she tried to and. then she said y'all had a crush on you. and I I like liked you and I hate it. it's the weirdest way to [ __ ] girls. are [ __ ] weird dude girls do weird. [ __ ] when guys are all so weird yeah. you're weirder than us so because we're. when we have a crush on you we're. literally like I like you no no no uh.

someone kept bullying me in high school. yeah and then American or Philippines. Philippines okay and then a year later. he's told me I like you well that's but. that's the Filipino way yeah in America. we don't do we don't do that yeah oh. what do you mean Ebola do you physically. push you no he kept saying what you're. dark you're ugly oh yeah you know here's. the thing with you Filipinos not a lie. I've been told you guys you guys don't. like the dark skin yeah you're so rich. this is so racist shamed for dark skin.

it's insane what do you mean that. happens in all over Asia I don't like it. like go to Japan I know they're all. white the whiter the the whiter they. feel like it's more Super yeah these. these bigots do it too yeah the Spanish. dude that they look down on the [ __ ]. Mexicans that's why I came to the US to. do what dude that's gonna do that huh a. country that doesn't do that that. respect everybody yeah right but you go. back to Spain like you just did you know. he loves talking [ __ ]. he's gross dude these guys Carlos is.

another one yeah light-skinned yeah yeah. elitist yeah he's got Mexico yeah my. dad's not uh light your dad's from. Mexico City right yeah my mom is too but. she's white because she's like fancy. your mom's not white she's Mexican yeah. but she's like she okay but honestly I. think she's hot when her and I were. chatting I know me too at some point. [ __ ] me too her dad and he was like. penetration like this and I was like in. your mind though I was trying to keep. your mind though. penetration. do you want me to leave so you can say.

it we'll say it here we'll say I don't. give a [ __ ] yeah I think you should. stand around she's hot yeah okay she. actually is sexy yeah she's pretty sexy. well I've been in an Uber alone with. your mom. that's interesting interesting. interesting interesting very interesting. that's very interesting so you went to. pick up my mom at her house right yeah. she's waiting outside for me wait a. minute. what was she wearing do you remember. I mean she was going out that night so. it's like a beautiful dress I believe he. remembers yeah ew he knows what color. lipstick did chubby did Red.

red what kind of what kind of shoes do. you remember what kind of shoes she had. on like rubbery like Abuelita type shoes. like Grandma shoes yeah yeah yeah what's. grandma in Korean I Harmony Harmony. yeah it sounds like you're trying to say. Harmony in Korean so it's Harmony but. they just can't say it no it's not. harmony harmony. how many how many just one grandmother. yeah that's what I'm saying how many. yeah just one oh one yeah yeah no um so.

she was cool we I think. he's doing it you open the store you. find my mom to be funny yes she was cool. she's so funny yeah and she says weird. things yeah like she kept trying to tell. the Uber driver how to go like get to. the freeway but it was like really. awesome giving him directions yeah he. had directions can she still drive yeah. she's getting close though isn't she. close to what not driving anymore Oh I. thought she was getting her NASCAR.

can you imagine and in Lane ten I'm. Bobby's mom. yeah no she's she's fine anyway what was. so um. she was hot when she was younger though. that's what people said oh really in her. 20s who said that his [ __ ] sister no. have you seen I have a photo of her of. his mom of my mom oh your men are like. bragging about his mom being hot in her. 20s like all the kids from my school. were like oh your mom was hot in her 20s. did she she how different did she look.

then I mean I have a photo on my phone. kinda I want to see all right see oh. yeah can we show the fans yeah. no [ __ ] you dude what are you talking. about the way you said it she was hot in. her nobody says she's hot no people. thought she was like cute or whatever. did your friend say that there yeah your. mom was cute when she was in her 20s she. was a neighborhood babe she was a baby. she was she was Abraham Lincoln it's. almost here I got it oh that's my dead. Dad okay.

I still have photos of my dead dad on my. phone is that insane I mean you know. wow there she is right there where. yeah damn she is hot. yeah she was kind of cute you know what. I mean why did you not get any of that. stuff yeah. how come you didn't get that stuff okay. enough about me. and he hears me as a baby I've never. heard Bobby say enough about me me as a.

baby. now that looks like your dad that's the. problem is that you look exactly right. look how does your dad look right now. let me see. what does your dad look like now well. this is I don't this is a stunning photo. I may have to blur this out let me see. and my brother took this I don't know. what the [ __ ] is going on there. I was just his dick out is he pissing. he's P he's peeing in a toilet I have no. idea what's going on here oh that's so. lovely yeah we have now uh bad advice.

welcome to the bad advice hello bad. friend I am is that you he's fancy. great we got fancy Colony yeah yeah I've. missed you guys here it is. some advice. um I just basically figured out that my. biological mom is actually my cousin I. put. basically what happened was. my cousin donated an egg to my mom and. then my mom birthed me but my cousin is.

actually my biological mom. wondering if you have any advice on that. well thank you guys good news I think. you could [ __ ] your mom now yeah. [Laughter]. go for it buddy right I mean honestly. your cousin yeah but his mom still. carried him. does that affect it it does. in what way well I'm saying you know you. could he could okay how about that you.

could okay don't [ __ ] your cousin though. that's your mom. that's how they say yeah that's what you. think so they say yeah yeah that's. interesting and he just found that out. to me if she carried him I wouldn't want. to know that information whatsoever I. don't think so either I wouldn't want it. well I'm also not gonna [ __ ] any of my. family members so I don't need to be. like don't [ __ ] your cousin that could. be your mom yeah that's never been a. problem well you know I watched that. show long last family yeah are there a. lot of cousin [ __ ] on that show no. but there's a lot of like you know one. girl this is an interesting one this is. not even that funny but I have to tell. you anyway please there was a girl that.

was like when she was 19 she got in a. fight with her mom and she found out. that her dad wasn't her dad yeah I mean. that happens constantly right so then. she like um got some you know uh genetic. testing yeah 23andMe and all that's not. right and um she couldn't find her real. biological dad she had. her mom basically said one night in the. 60s I was at a pizza joint and there was. a guy that worked at the pizza [ __ ] the. guy in the pizza yeah and then that's. your dad that's awesome it's awesome. right yeah so through the show that's.

why your name's pepperoni. so through the show this is cool right. so so what she does for a living right. is she has like uh she rescues animals. okay right that's what she does right. now so now she's in her 40s and she. contacts herself they find the guy no. the pizza guy he's still working there. no no he is in charge of the Oregon like. animal conservation. lovers right so she goes to see your dad.

and they do the same thing yeah they do. the same exactly that's cutie pie [ __ ]. yeah yeah that is Cutie Pie [ __ ] yeah. that's what that show's about it's cool. when you see that like it's like it was. in the blood it was in the DNA right. that's that's nature not nurture yeah I. love this next. we have so much stuff uh planned for you. guys on the patreon so you sign up at. patreon.com bad friends that's right. patreon.com bad friends sign up with us. today what is this.

hahaha. thank you. wait a minute let me actually deposit. that okay I don't like that part he's. kicking him why does he kill you. but that right who would win him or Brad. Williams. him he's a black belt that's true but. would you I would give anything to see. that fight 100. be honest be truly honest yeah me versus. that guy him black belt.

I would [ __ ] that guy up I would just I. would just beat him just by submission. [ __ ] him up. what are the rules you can't jump over. him. you gotta stay in front of me at all. times. used to fight on your knees no dude yeah. no that's not. no [ __ ] if I could use it you just asked. can I use can I do like a Muay Thai kick. to his face it's got to be a fair fight. oh that's not well then then yeah then. you're done yeah wait a minute Google. this have you seen the [ __ ] swimmer.

who set the record with no arms oh yeah. this Asian guy do you not know about. this like that's cheating about go ahead. this is insane he set a [ __ ] world. record Chinese swimmer with no arms no. arms. he uses his head to touch the wall you. know when he's like when he's instead of. your arm out wait wait. he's known as the armless flying fish in. China because of his performance yeah. but does he use an apparatus no a motor. yeah yeah I mean. he just holds on it with his mouth.

is he replacing his arms with anything. no he's just bobbing show him show a. different video of him swimming you have. to see and he can beat people with arms. he smokes him he doesn't beat him he. smokes them. dude he did the [ __ ] not the. butterfly but uh. Chinese no arm swimmer why are you. laughing at that obliterates look at. this. it's all little wings yeah yeah it's oh. he could do it with his Nubs no okay. freestyle obviously freestyle yeah it's.

all shoulder now watch this yeah go. ahead watch what this guy [ __ ] does. okay. all right so that's what it is watch how. fast he swims okay let's go this is. gonna blow your mind yeah. I know. okay look all right watch watch. where is he you can you'll be able to. tell in seconds look at him. no arms he's so fast oh he's so fast. dude well no one else is using their. arms look at him he's cruising his head. look at his head is bobbing just above. the water there he's getting which one. is it he's that one and the one in the.

lead he's murdering everybody murdering. him and he uses his head to hit the. response for a second could it just say. something. let me just say and I'm not ripping on. the guy it sounds like you're gonna be I. know but this is one competition where. no one's using their arms. no that's not true some people have arms. no no go back to the beginning no this. no one's using this yes they are go back. legs only look look go back to the very. beginning to start look see there's a. guy with arms right there I know but the. swim is no art it's an armless it's. freestyle so they are used some of them. are using them that's using his arms I'm.

not trying to be a dick but press play. go ahead now watch watch that guy swim. with his arms no okay go ahead those. guys are swimming with their arms right. there oh yeah you're right yeah. you're right the only guys that aren't. using their arms are the guys with no. arms wait all three of them have no arm. yes and he's beating all of them he's. especially beating the guy with arms. could I just say that this is not an. Olympic thing though. there's like a anybody. you know how to swim this is in my life.

it's the cover your arms yeah and that's. what this is Paralympics oh it's a. Paralympics yes yeah. what does that mean everyone has. something I don't know what the other. guys have with the arms this guy would. smoke you maybe they don't have abdomens. or something of course. underwater View. that's Carlos I swear to [ __ ] Carlos I. swear to god dude look at his head he's. just like coasting right above the water.

in the water though I feel like he's. using his tongue. [Laughter]. a lot of blinking. you have to use everything yeah you. sucking water in his ass. I like that the show is dark it's so. weird that's great for him it's good for.

this guy yeah you got to celebrate this. kind of guy but you know when he wins. you know what you can't do high five him. you have the nub five and those are you. gonna get close enough. baby hey good job. all right okay dark dark so dark fun. thank you for being a bad friend that. was a fun episode. [Music].

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