Rudy's Replacement | Ep 60 | Bad Friends

hey everybody great news. great news we've got new merch new merch. new shirts baby the new shirts. uh they were compiled by uh rudy jules. saying. uh that we're in a band together because. we're in uh this is the best bad friends. band of all time. so they're right there they're right. point in the middle of us i think there. they are. there they are go to badfriendsmerch.com. to get them badfriendsmerch.com. uh also i'm on tour come see me. andrewsantino.com for tickets. i am uh i'm gonna be in addison and.

houston and madison and boston uh just. go to anderson.com for tickets and check. that out. you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots. white dude i'm an asian dude you two. are disgusting oh you two or something. we're bad. friends if you go to school up north. you're not going to be here. yeah so then what no she's you know i. might well i live with her. right so every day i'm wearing her down. oh yeah. you see davis so far it's rape it's a.

lot of rape going on did you hear about. all the crime that they've just had they. had that woman. andreas didn't that woman get stabbed in. the eye coming out of like a both eyes. both eyes just out of a with a penis. yeah with a pink. yeah yeah it's unbelievable what's going. on up there. stabbed stabbing at uc davis uh there it. is yeah. ch charges issued campus stabbing uc. davis. you think you think that lady in new. york in that old age that filipino lady. got attacked right in uc davis. they like they like they like skinning. the young oh yeah you're done.

you are done there's a whole um a. filipino girl skin trading um. underground uh yeah black market yeah on. bitcoin people are using bitcoin to buy. filipino skin. yeah it's disgusting [ __ ] auntie kalila. i'm here i'm your uncle all right now. listen to me. all right you're not going nowhere by. the way yeah what is she training you. to fight fight back wow. really no he's um she's gonna sign me up.

for uh. you have the body of jiminy cricket what. are you gonna do what are you gonna do. little green cartoon arms flex your arms. no pull your shirt so we can see. oh my god it's skin bone and that's it. yeah no blood and the skin kind of like. hangs on the bone yeah yeah. there is no that's you right there. can we get her an umbrella can we get. her a purple umbrella.

do you know who that is by the way from. pinocchio. wow what dude. bro i don't know if they have tv over. there she's not mentally you know. don't they just watch like [ __ ] fights. what do you guys do when you go on at. night they watch us live. on tv there's no tv that's right that's. right that's live yeah yeah from. pachocchio yeah but look pinocchio's. down there so that. was you saw that at the bottom didn't. you no sure. which one of the dwarves uh did you. watch all the disney movies.

i don't know which one of the dwarves. would she be of the of the dwarves. if we were the dwarf if this was 100. sleepy sleepy for sure. bro bro oh my god bro last night. so i'm using her printer she's sleeping. downstairs because we're. remodeling upstairs no no we've got dogs. again. more dogs so we have we had one dog. yesterday this morning that dog. mr bank he's gone he died no no he. didn't die well. i don't know what happened but but the.

then i take a nap i wake up right and. then. guess what's there three puppies well. i'm picking a nap that happened. where do you guys get these dogs do you. have no idea i thi kaleido it's a lot of. um. she's like if you see auntie one more. time yeah he's sick of that yeah yeah. this is not tv. dude you guys are the dogs it's like the. bag lady you know the old crazy bag lady. who has like tons of. it's like turning into a dog bag lady we. want to. see help i know.

so anyway last night right it's like i. don't know two in the morning right. yeah she just went to bed at 2 am right. just go to bed she's sleeping downstairs. because we have mr big. and i there's no more ink in the printer. and i i. go i don't want to i'm not gonna be able. to she goes wake her up see where the. ink is so i go downstairs she's on the. couch. jewels jewels jewels jewels. jewels jewels i mean i'm not kidding you. three minutes.

okay she does not wake up. what is your problem she does she. doesn't know you have a sleeping problem. no it is honestly i can't wake up to my. alarm. yeah remember like the alarms i know you. need you really do need to go consult. someone about that. no we do what if something really real. happens and you you they need you to. wake up for what if what if an. earthquake happens and all the walls are. falling down you're just gonna. you guys aren't gonna get in every. disaster movie she's the one that dies. yeah. she's like uh day after tomorrow right.

mm-hmm she's right. when new york's flooded yeah right she's. just with the cabs you know floating. cabs. and she's she's next. lava slowly engulfing everyone and ash. right and you would think that once the. lava hit her toes no she would wake up. no no. she's halfway in lava and she also.

opened her eyes and then finally when he. gets to here she's like. yeah yeah the meteor is already in deep. impact. meteor is already on her yeah yeah oh my. gosh in the mushroom cloud sleeping. well we got to get you some help and uh. by the way you might get replaced on the. show if you can't commit. what's the nearest school that said yes.

university of riverside you see rivers. clinton oh fullerton. that's not far either that's down south. that's that's orange county right yeah. you don't know why am i asking is that. is that close fullerton is in orange. county i'm almost positive. pulling up on the thing we're hour and a. half drive easy yeah but how is she. gonna. she can drive we'll send her a car or. something we'll get her we have to. figure it out. or we can make we can make uh we can. make uh uh dress to it look at andres. already. huh pete actually you know what uh uh.

fancy b brings up a good point. pete is the new rookie in town yeah we. should make pete go get her. right i mean what who what is pete not. honestly not a clue. that'd be how did because he just pete. just kind of like. showed up one day this is his peep hey. [Laughter]. he's on the computer right now like do. they like me. pete we like you very much yeah. something for you guys again.

he has something again for us oh pete. what have you got you know what this. this relationship is like. of mice and men. [Laughter]. [Applause]. i got you something lenny what is this. thank you very much pete. thank you so much pete what is this it's. not even [ __ ] melted. hey hey hey be nice be nice what is this. pete. oh it's the cheese pie we talked about. yeah yeah. okay well let's try it how long has this. been sitting out i i don't know if it's. it's sitting out it's hard as a rock.

hard as a rock i want to taste it. because i've never done cheese on pie i. can't do it come on come on bob. you ate my pubes oh that's right right i. think this is not that big of a deal. all right here this is this shout out to. my boy jake lacy who told me about. this from who's from the northeast and. said cheese on pie is legit cheddar. cheese on apple pie. i get it you do already right i get it i. get it. i don't want another one but i get it. i do get it i get it yeah you can get it. oh if it was hot. oh if it was piping hot piping hot and.

melted on there i get it i would 100 get. it. are you liking the jewels. yeah it's good huh yeah pete thank you. pete. that's interesting so what what kind of. cheese is the best cheese. well that's cheddar right sharp cheddar. what cheddar is no that's what they say. you use. you have to use chopped sharp cheddar. yeah right yeah cheddar cheese. you can't you they say if you use other. cheese it just doesn't do it doesn't do. the thing. it doesn't like swiss wouldn't taste. good on here right yeah you try it. though we should do it. yeah we'll get swiss next week can you. take this away uh lenny.

[Laughter]. wanna hold the mice. i love you pete thank you so much pete. what are you by the way you're full. white right you're nothing else i can't. see behind the mask. okay sicilian so he's what region the. [ __ ]. the manga she wants to finish hers leave. her yeah she's going to eat it. she's so mean but look at him because. when i walk in here i usually.

just with his big fingers. yeah do you have an extra a big keyboard. for your hands he's got he's got. just gigantic hands stretch is. so amazing what did he say andres we. can't hear him yeah he said yes. oh okay okay right yeah right on well. thank you pete thank you for the pie. pete peter. rude so listen we're gonna we're gonna. huff you up here from fullerton but i'm. hoping it's in long beach because that's. not that far. long beach is just as easy it's like 28. minutes away.

but if you decide to go up north to. school you're going to get replaced and. we've already. fished out andres spent some time. fishing out rudy replacements are you. ready to see who might replace you. yeah all right let's check it out let's. see what they've got for the rudy replay. by the way. we don't want this we should make this. clear this is what i do not want. because it's like you know it's. lightning in the bottle it's it's it's. it's one in a million 100 because the. reason why jules. was on this in the first place she. didn't want to come no no kalila was.

like. my girlfriend was like she's just gotta. get out of the house and do something. you know and just like. and it's gonna get her out of her shell. she's shy she's super shy girl right not. anymore you're not so she. she reluctantly came here yeah yeah and. she would dread. every week for a while yeah the first. 15 episodes just dreading it you hated. it huh. really yeah yeah i didn't want to talk. so yeah. yeah how do you feel now about talking. it's. more okay yeah it's more okay right oh. my god.

so ungrateful it's more okay you have. a 70 000 instagram followers no. how many 57 whatever. yeah look at her face yeah why because. of that because. that's. that's right and that's why and fancy. but definitely not pete. just know that fancy for sure definitely. not pete and george. has his baby now right his baby's out. yes and andre said and i'm gonna.

i'm gonna call out andres right now he. said some [ __ ] before you guys came i'm. gonna call out what you said. he goes uh i was surprised that baby was. cute. verbatim pretty cute and it's so funny. because the baby was born. and then you know i didn't do it i mean. i heard it sure i don't know how i heard. it yeah. the baby's born i was like oh it's like. you didn't register. i just went about my day play games yeah. life goes on eight hours later. i'm at the dinner table she goes did you. so what did you talk to george. she talked to what do you say i didn't. talk to george why would i she's like.

you what kind of human being are you. nothing. what did i do i called him when he was. in the hospital did you call him. no no did you call him just congratulate. him i texted him about a work thing. and then don't be real you haven't i'll. show all of them congratulated him no. [ __ ] no that's [ __ ]. weird oh big deal it's just george i. know i know that's how i felt about it. so then then i had to make the call and. he picks up he goes hello you're. surprised that i called here hold on you. can read this. hey look at this yeah let me read it let.

me read it. look wednesday read what it says on. wednesday. so wednesday what's up with the ads on. anchor that's what i said yeah what's up. with that. because i'm like what is it yeah yeah it. no no read right below it you'll see. what he says. i go what's up with the ads on egg. because i'm trying to figure out what's. going on this is exactly. hey my wife's water broke this morning. so we're at kaiser now but bryce can. answer anything. then you go congrats. [Laughter]. like a [ __ ] [ __ ] congrats i guess.

yeah yeah. i don't [ __ ] care congrats to george. we do love him so very much i'm very. happy for him but i was like. i go you know so what's it like. like i didn't know what to you know i. mean well what do you what what are you. supposed. what are guys supposed to say to other. guys when they to me. girls it's a thing with weddings and. babies and girls are like oh my god. but a guy is always like cool yeah well. because once you get certain. amount of information like the baby's. here it's healthy and i ask. is it alive yeah it's alive and she goes.

it's alive. is it fine yep then there's no need to. call. okay goodbye yeah i have all the. information i need. right after the because it becomes a. little bit more. you know i almost say this word but gay. yeah. sure i don't know how but it does i. guess it feels gay. it feels gay to go you know what i mean. what's the point so how was your feeling. what are you feeling how much would you. ask another how much hair does it happen. yeah. what does it look like yeah what does it. look like you know how i asked some.

stupid question like um so you know was. it everything that. you ever dreamed of like i don't. do you don't well you hate babies yeah. what did you say to george. about george's baby do you say anything. to him i didn't say anything. good for you good friend that's the. route we should have taken yeah that's. on brand. yeah when he said my wife's water broke. and we're at the hospital i should have. blocked his number. yeah we'll just delete it as [ __ ]. information that's it i don't need him. anymore he's out of my life. congratulations to george and their new. brand new baby what's the name can we. say the name nobody knows. it's a boy it's a boy right wait did you.

just hear he's. oh my god andres no no he has to be that. are you making it up. it has to be george because of the fact. that um it's george the fifth remember. because he's the fourth. no is it is he the fifth george is the. fourth he is the son. the baby's the fifth yes oh it has it's. it's a it's. a part of the lineage see this is the. thing about whites that i don't like i. hate whites we that's a white thing to. do they don't do that and they don't do. that anywhere else in the world. my dad's name is bobby.

that's right robert yeah but that's. because of your descendants of robert e. lee the great general. that we love so much that's the weirdest. thing in the world though yeah. why did you do a white thing why did he. do that like i'm not if i had a baby. i would name it because now you would. never name your kid. no you can go more how do i say this you. can go more black with it. what would your black baby be you could. say whatever and i would say something. that's never been said. nitrous or nitrous is tight yeah yeah. yeah that's a cool name. or um guava i don't know ooh guava is.

really good. yeah come here guava yeah guava lee. metaphor not metaphor metaphysical. metaphysically yeah that's pretty good i. think guava lea is so sick. i'm not even kidding at all sharp i'm. gonna name my kid. you could do whatever sharp santino come. here you could just. make a note come here what's how. i want to see these rooty kids yeah so. let's let's just see some of the others. let's see the videos videos. uh and i'm going to temper my. expectations on that but you're because.

they're replacing you. yeah get in we bought her a [ __ ] mic. and it goes right to your face it's. sleepy listen jules. yes you have to vote you have to figure. out you have to right. yeah versus replacing so pay attention. pay attention all right here we go. hi tito bobby hi cheeto andrew and of. course the rest of the bat friend's crew. andres rudy of course including the. other guy i'm not gonna mention. because why the [ __ ] would i okay.

okay props well anyway this is not. really on addition but more of a plea. to allow me to replace rudy on the bad. friends podcast interesting little. leader i think i'd be a wonderful. addition. i'm very frail looking look at this. wrist. i do like skinny frail people that's. funny pound over 90. um also i have an indent in my chest so. that kind of makes me a freak like both. tito bobby and tito andrew cool. andrew of course who's a ginger and tito. bobby who.

that's you kissing my ball yeah you know. but um oh my name's peter i forgot to. say that. oh yuck we already got one let's open. with one please. i'll do anything bobby oh. [Laughter]. dumpling. okay we can't say anything you you're. i'm sorry you have to this is on you so. that's one. all right let's get uh what your opinion. so far oh yeah he was funny. okay thanks for that in-depth interview.

oh my god it's like it's honestly it's. like pulling [ __ ] molars yeah it's so. hard to get anything out of her. sometimes. you should do a ted talk yeah with the. kind of information. here we go wait let's wait one second. though one second yeah. honestly if he's interviewing for you. you're the [ __ ] ceo of rudy. enterprise. this guy comes in for a job he just. interviewed. what do you say um. it's good to know you you were really.

funny. we can't replace it no no no no no this. is insane yeah cause it's never gonna. you wouldn't even answer. it that way i know that's like a clever. that's her own brand. yeah i mean less is more or less more. less is more with her yeah. all right let's see this girl with too. many air conditioning units behind her. let's go. hey i'm savannah i'm 20 years old i know. that i'm a white girl. but i'm also gay so i think that even. things okay. we do okay i'm actually being held. hostage by the entire state of utah.

mormons may seem nice but they're really. scary especially when you're gay. anyway as soon as possible that would be. great. my brothers want me to apply because. apparently i am. the worst friend on the entire planet. i think that i would be a great. contender for a bad friend. yeah because i'm short fat and korean. and i sleep in until three of you.

she's the [ __ ] yeah i like her oh sorry. i shouldn't. we're voicing our opinions no i like her. she's awesome okay. so but she by the way she has knives in. the background which i love look at the. knife connection. yeah put her so for the ones that we. really like why don't we put them aside. or mark them or something. savannah's her name yeah she's [ __ ]. great. and by the way a white gay woman on here. that'd be great that'd be great yeah. but she's missing the innocence. we no she's in utah she's yeah but. there's a couple wally about her that's. kind of like.

almost as if that's irreplaceable no we. could maybe find it well we'd have to. buy another filipino off the internet i. don't know we have to like go. running for 59.95. get your get your own custom filipino. today 49.99 two easy payments. plus shipping and handling we would by. the way we wouldn't pay for the uh. upgraded shipping for that would we. just get the the regular the boat all. right uh who else is on there i think. that i think a girl. girls are preferable to a place a girl. we don't need another dude oh a little. all right look at this guy all right.

look at this guy. cute hi bad friends my name's anthony. i'm 19 and i have what it takes to be. the next rudy. i live in l.a i live in wisconsin i. don't live in la i have a lot of mental. trauma. and i i love you guys and i have a lot. of traits that two men would want. in a woman andrew santino you. totally forgot you had a show on. wisconsin last week and you said oh i've. got shows in salt lake city and boston. but i forgot the other one and that was. wisconsin unfortunately so.

i got my tickets refunded because you do. not care about your fans. now you guys are going in a microwave. [Laughter]. all right goodbye. [Music]. they ruin his phone just for the bit. that's great. wow wow good for that who's that with. that kid anthony very good really good. i like his distorted matt damon what do. you think i like him but he seems. aggressive all right that's good. perfect you read that that's good.

honestly please take notes next to it. that says i. i like but aggressive actually rename it. rename the file anthony. in parentheses i like but aggressive i. need to have her quotes on the files. i like but aggressive and then what did. you say about let's mark for first guy. peter what did you think about the first. guy again what was your instinct with. him. he's funny he's funny great that's all. we need to say he's funny. and savannah number two the girl that we. just had what do we say about her i like. her. i shouted i like her i and right please. write i shouted. i like her very good well dude so far we.

got three good candidates and the guy. who really. [ __ ] keep it going keep it going i'll. tell you why though that guy's good. he didn't really ruin the phone no does. he cut early yeah right so they made a. sound effect later i think it was great. yeah it was really good very smart. okay all right here we go another lady. bad friends it's gianna from texas for. like the third time oh yeah we know her. masks. orangutan tip i'll definitely. love to be a temporary broody for you.

guys. until you find the rudy that you love. have someone on that will make you laugh. she's you know what's great about. something about her that's very like. perfect for us because she doesn't give. a [ __ ] i love how how. little she gives up yeah she's she was. do she's like running errands. what do you say about her she's very. warm i like her presence. okay she also are very warm i like her. somebody to look there i look at their.

own breasts and go yeah they're. orangutan. that's what she said to us she's like i. got orangutan that's cool. she's the [ __ ] yeah yeah i like her very. much i don't even know what orangutan. tits look like sure you do. i know. let me tell you something about helix. sleep andrew yep uh my brother. um about 20 years ago i bought him a. mattress at ikea. and he slept on that mattress for 20. years 20 years yeah yeah and it was. slanted there was like um. bugs in it yeah bed bugs bed bugs yeah. and my brother couldn't sleep well so. i've got him a helix sleep.

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give me a call well i get it and i love. you. yeah what do you say rude he's very. honest. he's very honest very honest man you're. so descriptive. yeah i mean she should prefer. like a company that like describes. things on like for you know i mean like. on food does descriptions of yeah yeah. imagine if she worked at an advertising. agency yeah and they were like rudy. how's that drink and she's like. it's warm and i like liquid.

perfect well you're in all right let's. get another woman let's get another lady. is there another lady i mean i think. ladies would work because here's the. problem. you and i you're very alpha melly. correct. yeah you know what i mean i'm i'm a. cross between both. you're i can be innocent and like being. the victim but i can also be. no yes i'm sorry i do a victim thing no. the best you're the best yeah i'm very. victim like i'm poor. but then i can also go real alpha. million attack and me and be.

aggressive 100 so i'm between so we're. both you know we need somebody that's. why. she works is because she has none of. that. all right this is uh who is this this is. billy all right let's see. billy hi uh this is my audition for the. i want to be rudy thing that you posted. um i'm not sure how these go or what. you're supposed to say in them i'm not. an actress or anything. but my name's billy and um i'm half. colombian i was born in venezuela though. i. grew up in indonesia i don't know what.

you're supposed to talk about in these. things. um yeah i love the show i started. watching it probably about. six months ago or something like that. and only recently heard about bobby lee. and andrew santino probably about a year. and a half ago or something. and i just love the show i think it's. great and i'd love to be a part of it. and um. yeah i don't know what else to talk. about but if you uh need any more. information you can get in touch with me. and yeah you know what you know what i. want to say.

the only person that would match her. innocence so far i think she's the best. she's so far the best she's so innocent. so sweet and normal she's sincere. and authentic and you can tell that. she's a little scared and a little scary. she doesn't really know. what's going i really like her a lot do. you honestly she's the best. rudy likes her son put that down she's. the best she's the best. yeah something about her was so honestly. and innocent and like she honestly she. was like. i don't know i don't i think she and i. think in the middle of the filming she. was like i don't even know if i want to.

do this. right that's kind of why i don't know. how she i like those i don't know how. this goes. yeah that's great i mean billy you're. you're in the front according to. rude she's number one right now number. one any more women. any more girls how many more women. jazz let's just look at the women sure. okay. um okay all right already the look is. there. i mean okay hi andrew hi. bobby hi rudy and everybody had bad. friends okay.

before i begin my audition tape i. actually wanted to take the time and. tell you guys that. i did create a jingle this was a couple. weeks ago. for bad friends it's not perfect yet but. i do want to just you know. sing it for you guys and i hope that you. guys like oh cool. hey everybody thanks for listening. we like being funny and laughing all the. way. here we got andrew and tito bobby. don't forget about jules she's quiet but. naughty but.

anyways we'll see you next week thank. you for being a bad. friend wow um. but anyways my name is jasmine and i am. 27 years old and i am from new jersey i. don't currently live in california but. it's always been a dream of mine to live. in la. just because i've always wanted to work. in the entertainment space. verbally in music but you know anything. along those lines just so i could work. my way up you know. and learn about the industry the.

backbone you know everything that goes. with it. i do have two degrees i have a. bachelor's and a master's in. communications. i learn everything with marketing social. media broadcasting and public relations. i am a freelance social media manager um. okay. [Music].

i want to go to the end i want to go to. the end okay we're going to. oh no no no no no no no. just play it all the way through i want. to listen to the whole thing okay i hope. to hear from you guys. bye bye bye. first of all number one first of all. first of all the song was. amazing dope right that was dope she's a. go-getter. big time she wants it go get her.

um i feel like someone like this. honestly is not a rudy but also is very. like she's someone that could be on the. bad friends team i don't know. she could replace some other people i. know. you talking about fans yeah some other. people fancy yeah. honestly i want you to sing kind of what. she said. so you know as close as you can. okay you are funny and tito andrew not. so. fun i like working at best friends.

a lot it's good enough the lyrics are. great. the lyrics sorry how many how many do we. have one more girl right we have one. more girl yeah. the lyrics are great by the way i love. that whatever that. is that's a tapestry of history. hi hi hi bobby santina hey fancy b. rudy jules and the one that shall not be. named that's right. my name is mia seals and i'm 22 years.

old i just graduated with an art degree. get closer to mike i i think this is. good oh okay. although i do not eat foreign festivals. a day i do like attack on titan. [Laughter]. prison no but that's a the thing is that. i'm a young female i can do the job.

oh she's cool she's good i like her. she's cool because you could tell she's. a fan. what are you saying because you talked. about slating once you know she slayed. it right right. what did you what do you say rude i feel. like she's the top two. okay top two write it down i feel like. she's a top two two. by the way we didn't we didn't even have. rudy comment uh and i apologize about. jasmine what did we say about jasmine. again what did we say about her she's. very. sweet but her speech was very long. right that down is very sweet but very. long.

so would you say um is there any guys. looking worth looking at have you seen. the videos right. is there a guy that's worth looking at. and they're all worth looking at. obviously well there's just too many is. what you mean oh boy. oh already no well i already already. know all right okay. tito. that's a great video dude dude can we. give that guy a gig.

whatever it is that's so good that's. good that's all he did that's all he did. play that again that's so [ __ ]. good dude that guy knocked it out of the. [ __ ] park simple. less is more. yes bro i gotta tell you what you think. he's funny he's funny thanks jules. oh my god today is there another one.

he's funny honestly he's really good. every time i now i read a name i just do. it with the philippines joseph tito. bobby. articula said you can't go out. because it called it you know raining. can't go to starbucks. but you know um. go close to the mic.

i like anime um because. they got cute eyes and. they're petite well but tito. tito bobby oh come on man. would. no come on don't don't leave bad friends. oh filipino.

[Laughter]. do you understand his language yeah what. do you say he just said. um it's bad friends don't leave. and it's it's lobby he's funny andre is. funny.

what was the last part we said come on. he said. [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait wait. putanima putang ina putangina. ima ena. yeah can i say that now yeah that's. [ __ ]. cool i'm gonna write it down actually. yeah.

but i'll do it later you can i live with. you so so of all these people so far i. guess. what we've come to is you like uh billy. billy's number one okay so maybe we'll. have to reach out and do like a zoom. with billy. and see if maybe she qualifies uh oh by. the way george lopez says hi. hey what's up george he did okay hi hey. what's up yeah. yeah uh how that was uh oh right you did. the cast that's true. no what would he cast he did him he did. tiger belly yeah he did the podcast yeah. he's the kid yeah uh uh let me ask one.

real question about george. w was he early way early yeah. well how do you know he's notoriously. prompt. is the way i'll say it no i well really. because he was like. we were like i was smoking outside no. shirt on i was in my balcony i'm like oh. we have 20 minutes he's not going to be. i've heard that he is remarkably sharp. and he was right there yeah in my. driveway yeah. what's up bro i think he takes things. very serious in the business in that. regard that's why. dude that's a marking of someone that i. see that's been in the game for a long. time that's good at what they do.

they're it's like steve harvey where. you're like oh this [ __ ]. they have this old school. professionalism yes dude right because i. remember when i was. um in the late 90s yeah the first time i. opened for somebody. i was in it was going to i was going to. texas i think i was opening for paulie. in addison or something right yeah and i. was taking a flight. and george lopez was in the middle seat. of a southwestern. airline i'd already seen him on arsenio. and i was thinking to myself. wow he's not in first class he's sitting.

middle seat and what a work ethic. oh my dude what a work ethic and then. every time i would go on the road he was. always somewhere. yeah working somewhere but those guys. finding it out there. you said it the professionalism of that. generation is. [ __ ] unmatched those guys were just. the top tits because they knew. there's so much competition back then. now people can make their own. work yeah i find it to be a far more. difficult now do you think or no. well here's the thing i think there were.

so few jobs back then. that you had to be so good and so on. your [ __ ]. right where now we make our own like. this is our own show. well in the 80s it's just different but. in the eight okay first of all. in the 80s there was never a boom like. there was. in the late 70s and 80s sure. in the 80s of like every city five or. six comedy clubs would spring up. yeah i was like and everyone's. grandmother was doing it and mother. everyone was doing it when you started.

how many people when you okay i grew up. i started. what they called the dark ages in 90 95. five. yeah when you started it was dog [ __ ]. everyone had dropped out the clubs had. all failed. the clubs were closing nobody was doing. it anymore it wasn't like the cool thing. to do. right and so i'm lucky in this way a. sense that like. you know it was um the people that were. doing it. were the ones that were really doing. like should be doing it. or the ones that were like survivalists. like they were gonna because people. would go you're doing stand-up comedy. why.

right what a nightmare yeah yeah right. terrible but. but that generation that that his. generation that made it through all that. [ __ ] too. i mean because they had to go from. things are great to oh my god dark ages. and now they're back up again. yeah and his um you know he's just. he's just an he was very nice you know. he's just smart. he didn't say hi i know he didn't he's a. smart dude he's a smart dude he's very. funny. yeah uh and it's that generation of guy. that i do think i respect. very much about what they what they did.

for the game and. honestly it's up to us to do that for. the next because it's not. the thing is changing dude i mean did. you see. i wanted to be so supportive but coming. to america too. i did not watch it i did see the i did. see it on my netflix or whatever what is. on hp i don't know. amazon but there was this is it is it. amazon yeah. and you want to root for it right no i. don't. because our friends are in it no you. just kind of want to root for because. it's comedy no i don't. i disagree i don't like sequels in that. regard i think it's like leave those. things alone.

i've always been that way i'm like why. did you why we don't all right but. that's why i saw it no i didn't need. dumb and dumber again i don't know. all right daddy shack. animal house again leave these things. alone i know. leave them again i know all right so you. support it but but we have friends that. are in it so which is yeah i have. so many people that i don't know very. nice but i couldn't get through this. the opening in the opening right is it. bad oh my god. it's that bad it's like so what's the. [ __ ] mcdonald's mcdowell's.

mcdonald's so i don't know what what's. the country that eddie murphy's. character comes from. is it a african country that's like it's. it's zamunda yeah. right yeah so now there's a mcdowell's. in jamaica. very funny i like that right so there's. a scene where. you know um eddie murphy you know. arsenio hall's character. yeah they're all at mcdowells yeah and. it's shot in a weird way where it's like. basically it's a wide shot essentially.

right and you have. you know the main cast but then you have. people around them staying around them. and everyone says something but louis. anderson's there. love who like because he was in the. first movie he worked at mcdonald's yeah. in chicago or wherever it might have. been. right he was the mop boy at mcdonald's. right so now he lives in zamunda. everyone's there because he's a. you know louie's doing great yeah it is. say if i i i wanted to.

take my ipad i was watching on my ipad. yeah lay it down on my hard wooden floor. or put it in a microwave. put my anus against your meat the screen. and just [ __ ] your way through it yeah. it was that bad really not one joke made. you laugh. it just it just the whole thing made me. cringe. but okay to be honest was it because of. the reminiscent of how much you liked. the original or was it because it was. just. it just didn't seem right it's almost as.

if like. um we were living in a different. dimension. right like i was like some evil. dimension. right right and like i was like tied to. like. a chair made out of meat carcasses you. know what i mean. and there were like eyeballs flying by. with wings right. right and like you know i open i see my. hands and there's teeth like. right and i'm being right right and. there's like a. fat lady that's slimy right with like a. two forks sticking out of her eyes right.

right right yeah and then they and the. lady with the forks. right she comes and gives me the ipad. and shows me the scene. and i'm in this meat carcass see. i mean that's what it felt like like it. was a nightmare. by the way that's the best movie review. i've ever heard in my life. shift station oh my god i love ship. station i'll tell you why we use it here. at bad friends that's right we do if. you're selling stuff online you're. definitely in the right business more. people are shopping. online than ever that means a lot of.

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no yeah arsenio. is playing the other characters they you. know they play three or four different. characters. at the barbershop but it's like. arsenio's so old. he still looks like the old guy you know. i mean like that there's a preacher guy. who was old. yeah they look the same age now like. it's. almost as if they didn't even have to do. makeup they're like you're good you have. to watch it. it's something special well i want i. wanted to i wanted to. watch it but i didn't because i like. supporting our people that we know that. are in things but yeah. but my issue with those things i'm. telling you i.

hate remake or like not remakes but what. do they what's that called andre it's. your. what is it but it's not really a sequel. because it's. the remakes the remakes reboot. that's where exactly it's called a. reboot yeah like ghostbusters it was a. reboot. it wasn't a sequel it wasn't a remake. the all-female cast was a reboot okay so. i'm. trying to think of i've never i haven't. i haven't heard of one reboot in my mind. that i said i'm glad they did that all. right i'm thinking about it right now. let me because there was one called.

that was one of the worst movies ever. made it was called flatliners. oh i remember flatliners yeah i know i. know yes i remember that movie so the. first movie was okay. growing up correct yeah they redid it i. know oh my god. and i always watch them right oh you. know what oh there you go what about. what about godzilla yeah the first. godzilla the 2014 godzilla with brian. cranston. yeah it was great it was great yeah it. was so good that was good okay so okay. so we got one. okay but i just talked ah another kong. versus no i wouldn't watch it i refuse.

why. i just don't want that it's just because. i can't see in a movie theater honestly. yeah i need to see that in a movie. theater why am i watching that at my. house on my ipad it's just. the movie theaters are open are they. open again yeah they are not here in l.a. you went to see a movie yeah why the. also when they advertise it you know. premiering on at movie theaters and. imax hbo max right it's like i'll watch. it here. i'll watch it here yeah but that movie. what did you go see in the theater dress. i want to see the con versus godzilla.

what'd you think about how was it. it was pretty bad it's but you know. here's. what takes me out of it in the beginning. right. it's just they show kong right yeah in. the jungle right. andreas yeah and he's like. he wakes up he smells the you know trees. yeah and then there's a waterfall and. he's taking a shower. cute right like a cute excuse almost as. if kong you know i mean. he seemed way too human.

right and cute for me right and. as soon as they did that and also you. can tell it's cgi. they couldn't get a real kong no that's. not my point man i know what you're. saying. no my point let me ask this is there a. reason they humanized him. for the sake of the story of the film. andre's no it was just. like the scene in shrek you know like. kind of like that opening. shrek making that so that was not that. wasn't like a choice that was just a. thing they did. yeah it wasn't for the film it's like a.

video game the whole movie is uh. here here's my point okay my point i'm. not a movie reviewer but here's my point. okay the. what makes that godzilla from 2014. good yeah is you don't see godzilla. until like 25 inside in in the movie all. right so we'll. we'll poo poo that but you know what. when they do american remakes and movies. right like the like the ring. the american ring yeah it was good it. was scary. i liked it yeah oh have you see you saw.

the american ring. i think good i don't i don't remember. the ring yeah i watched the ring can i. tell you something. yeah you've been on the show now for so. long even if you didn't. just say yes and just go with it. the american ring was good you liked it. right. bob i saw the ring with you. no yes thank you. rudy very good very good.

very good that was a test. that was so good rudy jules. swish god you're good yeah but so. i bring this up because um lebron is. doing um. space jam bass jam yeah no thanks but. did you see the. original is one of my favorites did you. see the trailer though yes it looks cool. it looks cool but. but i know it's just something about and. also michael jordan. uh michael jordan right michael jordan.

what do you mean michael jordan but it's. also. you know at one point these movies like. predator whatever these movies are. right at one point these movies were. original. planet of the apes right right so ghost. ghostbusters when you first saw it. you had never seen anything like it yep. it's like you know it's played a real. but the. ghosts are gonna be goofy and cartoony. totally four. really funny people you know i mean in. the movie right. and it's just like it's action-packed. it's. uh family-friendly yeah right to a.

degree adults like it. you know me because bill murray is like. with the king at the time you know. he still is right yeah and it just it. worked right harold ramis is a genius. it is a genius so my point is is that. you know at one point these movies were. original it just came from somebody's. mind right and it's fresh. right and then when you redo it it's. like what happened to creativity let's. take a [ __ ] risk. well they don't want to take a shot. right now because hollywood's owned by. china and we have to have films that. sell well overseas andres am i right. absolutely 100 you have to have sell.

these films all have to do well overseas. now it used to be. independent studios could exist they. could invest in a small movie. like lauren michaels is slate used to. get more love right like a sketch on snl. could be a [ __ ] dynamite movie yeah. now those things are impossible to make. coneheads one of my favorite movies of. all time coneheads was. so funny talking about an original. concept an alien family that gets to fit. in with the normal family. he becomes the most beloved guy in his. neighborhood dan aykroyd was so [ __ ]. funny in that. that movie couldn't be made now who. you'd have to sell that with like.

i don't know [ __ ] chris hemsworth and. and. jackie chan maybe maybe because you're. right. yeah it just it just you can't it's just. not the same you know what we watched. last night i put up a clip. online two nights ago we watched beverly. hills ninja farley's movie. bro yeah i [ __ ] loved. loved that movie yeah and i watched it. again thinking is this gonna be as funny. now. yeah yup didn't even miss didn't miss a. [ __ ] beat it was so [ __ ] funny. that's why when you watch something like. i mean think about this.

like doctor strange love i mean what a. great film. right yeah they that that. will a movie like that will never happen. again. maybe i mean the odds of it though i. you know what i want to do you know what. i would do right now because i've never. really done this i'm gonna. tell you and this is really true i'm not. just saying this out of my own mind. right just to you know my top 10 movies. are movies that everyone has to see. because they're movies they'll never. make again. type of movies okay okay i'm not gonna.

do ten of them i'll just do three two or. three. okay oh i know but you just seemed so. disappointed well because i was like. whoa cool you're gonna do 10. i just get because i'm just thinking of. it right now right right all right give. it so. peter sellers in the movie being there. being there did you see it no paris. texas. i've seen paris texas yeah yeah but. that's the vendors that's one of my. favorite movies. no no i like it yeah go ahead why is it. so hot in here. have you noticed it's really hot in here.

it's hot outside they're trying to sweat. us out. okay paris texas is great yeah paris. texas is great. and i'll tell you how the movie end. opens well don't say don't give anything. opens how it opens oh yeah first of all. it's my favorite love story. of all time is it oh yeah you know mine. is. what raising arizona dude. bro what are you standing for i don't. know. [Laughter].

that scared the [ __ ] out of it i i. wanted to [ __ ] you just now i know i was. gonna. i was gonna kiss you but i came too high. yeah that was really came in too hot. i let me do it again right go ahead this. is how you should have done it right. well no let's see. yeah raising it well you know what my. favorite love story is what raising. arizona. no no you're not too hot damn i gotta. learn how to do it. all right how is that balancing can you. do it with your face first yeah sorry. try it with your face. all right all right yeah my bad so do. try it with your face first and then.

slowly maybe get up okay right but don't. be so like aggressive. well you know what my favorite love. story is what raising arizona. [Laughter]. right okay it is such a good movie yeah. yeah it really is good nathan arizona. have you seen that movie yes correct. yeah what is it about. it's about a family who lives in arizona. that's right mm-hmm and it's a. comedy skit it is a skit.

right and then what is it that's just. the premise about though. don't pick at your cheese pie plate they. go. [Music]. they go to school or they go to work. the adults and yeah okay. that's also true what's the big thing. that happens in the movie what do they. do what do these two do in the movie. they get a. they get imprisoned they get imprisoned. that's right that's where you saw the. photo. that's right they get in prison that's.

very nice okay yeah. so i'm glad you like that uh one of my. favorites of all time yeah okay go ahead. are you are you a coen brothers fan yeah. what the [ __ ]. what haven't they made that i like that. i don't like i mean i i don't think i've. disliked any of their movies. like even barton fink sure it's fine. it's fine it's weird. i like it it's quirky it's it's look. it's not a it's not something i'm going. to watch again. sucker proxy fine fine yeah yeah fine. yeah. but then they have like country of no no. control of all men. one of the best movies yeah fargo come.

on oh. give me a [ __ ] one of the best okay. well that there's a caveat yeah. fargo the tv show i loved as much as i. loved the [ __ ] movie. and here's the thing i've never seen it. what. it me to holy is. and i go i just i love the movie so much. oh dude you would love have you seen the. tv show dress. yeah it's how good is it it's incredible. it's [ __ ]. [ __ ] incredible you've seen fargo. right yes. right remember what happens in that. pilot episode of fargo the tv show.

the father the father shits him shits. himself. it's unreal dude you have to see it. bobby it's so. good and on the heels of that. and on the heels of that and and then. what happened remember what his mother. does then when. when she finds out the mom the mom. makes into a pie i mix it into a pie the. [ __ ] the [ __ ] wow it's a [ __ ] pie that's. like sounds. really good the pilot episode is called. eat [ __ ] pot yeah sounds really good bob. really holy because everyone tells me to.

watch it it was one of my favorite shows. i'll refuse it was so it's so every. season. i mean particularly the first is that. the one billy bob thornton said. yes particularly the first that being. said they were all really. [ __ ] good but ever i'll tell you. about my billy bob thornton though. well you don't like that he kissed this. uh that he he no the canadian radio show. oh what what about the canadian i don't. know what happened right. no but the canadian road yeah you do. what. you don't know about the canadian radio. show should i i know i'm like all right.

so he's in a band where you play you're. right. correct yeah and he's they're opening up. for willie nelson in canada they were. yeah right so billy. bob thornton is on a radio show that's. that's on youtube right you can see it. right. and i guess before the interview he. tells that i remember. then why did you make me even you just. clicked it into my brain. wait he tells the dj don't bring up them. don't bring up action i'm an actor right. right which is so [ __ ] dumb yeah. that's how we know that's how we know.

you [ __ ] idiot. right and you're good at it one of the. best and you're a good musician that has. no one has nothing to do with the other. they can both exist they can exist right. right. so as soon as um he brings in the. beginning opens with that yeah he's a. great actor. right and as soon as billy bob then just. shuts down yeah. it won't answer any questions he's such. a dick right yeah and he starts talking. about random things like he's asked a. direct question he talks about like. toys that he grew up you mean owning. right yeah. and um ever since then i was just kind.

of like lost respect for him. yeah that's not a cool move to me it's. just not cool. for the did that disrespect to him no no. no he did. it's just it's weird also by the way you. didn't want to do radio. don't [ __ ] do it then yeah if you're. above it don't [ __ ] do it why'd you. show up. yeah you didn't have to you could have. said you know we're not really doing. radio interviews you know what ended up. happening right you kicked off the tour. oh he did yeah oh cool yeah well that's. what you get from being. like no yeah see i like that that's what. you get you can't just be a dick like.

that to people. yeah by the way he's a [ __ ] d a radio. dj he's just doing his job. yeah he's doing his job he wasn't like. taking a shot at you that's why. i love um that's why i love the internet. and stuff because of the fact that. number one you can see stuff like that. yeah and number two it's like oh so now. you have other people. there's a new dimension of fame there's. you know you have now influencers so you. know you have. your people that are picking tick-tock. you have yeah youtube there's different. forms of entertainment out there. and it lessens the power of the top.

you're right dude well it just well it. also gives way to other powers. right right like other things start to. grow and people feel it i think i don't. know how much. you know before like somebody i remember. one time when i first moved to la i was. over there was. you know the chinese man theater yeah i. was there walking around in that area. this is before. they turned it into the kodak theater. right so i was walking around right. there. and i see two men in. suits black suits and i think they were. black. right and they were sunglasses at night.

and in between them was bruce willis. they're walking just chilling on. hollywood no they're just walking. they're going for somewhere. they're walking and i remember like. those people were like. stunned yeah i mean people were like. people were like frozen. because you know i mean it's it's bruce. willis. yeah it's insane right that's a [ __ ]. problem.

right now if i saw bruce was like what's. up i mean it would. i'll give [ __ ] hey dude yeah yeah i'd. say hey dude yeah he probably still. walks with the two. bodyguards yeah what's going on he. doesn't they don't have. that type of like back in the day i know. there's one like back in the remember. the beatles. don't know the beatles no the band. no it's not ringing a bell the beatles. right. no the band the band the beatles what do. you mean. the rock band the beatles the beatles.

the band. what the [ __ ] are you talking about the. beatles the band. yesterday. what let it be the monkeys that's the. monkeys. that's funny now you're making me sweat. more. like the beatles would like just show up. anywhere. and the city would faint girls would. like themselves on fire yeah in the. streets like those monks in vietnam. right they would like it was insane yeah.

they would like they'd be in a car ring. go everyone be in a car right. right against the window it's just. women's vaginas are smeared against him. yeah like you're at some sort of like. chinese like you know aqua you know. aquarium or something right right just. vaginas. right yeah i mean they they're bigger. than big. that no longer now there's no ban if. you're a 12 year old girl and you see. harry styles. well they lose their [ __ ] they lose. their minds yeah but it's still. not like you know i mean i'll die i'll.

i'll die. right to meet them it's not i'll jump. off this building just to see paul. mcguire yeah they used to do that. yeah i know that is crazy and today like. my first celebrity setting was tom. selleck at an airport. yeah with my dad when how old are you i. must have been like. 10. yeah and then what'd you do lost. absolutely batshit bonkers. yeah and my dad of course embarrassingly. he goes hey tom selleck. swear to god no tom selleck turned into. just run like this and i was like no. damn why would you do that.

yeah yeah tom shellick's gonna hate us. now yeah it was just like but. also no offense tom selleck wasn't like. you know what i mean yeah he's not like. one of the greatest actors of all time. but like. to me i was like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah. the guy from mr baseball is right there. oh my god i blew my [ __ ] mind. you think about it that's like the. highlight of your year oh on the. airplane i was like. this guy mr [ __ ] baseball i couldn't. believe it right right right i was like. he goes to the airport yeah. my mom's the opposite my mom so my mom.

doesn't know anybody right she didn't. know anything that's awesome right. and i brought her to the comedy store. once yeah and i go hey this is my friend. andrew not you but some other guy. andrew right my mom goes hugs her hugs. this guy. right and he goes she goes do your work. here. right it was nice yeah i work here i. mean he does yeah but my brother. i love my mom has no idea yeah that's. great that's so much better so much. better she doesn't know many people. either. no she doesn't know anybody we could we. could bring in someone so [ __ ] famous. she wouldn't it wouldn't even.

who's the most famous person that would. actually impress you harry styles. see look at that hashtag yeah well 19. you still have that. yeah it's so funny her face because you. know ben winston is you know i mean yeah. he basically discovered harry styles. yeah. and when i was doing that [ __ ] talk. show right. this is before the pandemic on corydon. what no it was not that tough i was. doing that that game show oh yeah yeah. yeah of course ben produced it yeah and.

we were in the in my dressing room and. ben walked in remember. yeah and i know the connection so in my. head i was just like. because then we would have done another. season without the pandemic. yeah and my goal was right and to. get them to meet oh that was my goal it. just never happened. but i'm going to this concert oh when. they're putting on a show if it opens. if it opens september hairstyles was in. one direction and he. broke away but did they break up or they. they're never going to do it again is.

that what it is they shouldn't. yeah they're better without each other i. have to say though. because i'm a snob yeah his first solo. album. was f what real good it was. okay and i i i have to admit that. after that did he fall off the the other. album is okay there's some catchy poppy. you know kind of stuff that what do you. say like you're embarrassed about it. watermelon sugar right yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah you're saying that because you. know um i grew up with you know. oh stop it please don't make me [ __ ] no.

but you i mean you grew up with the. stones right. yeah but there's the again there's great. rock bands that still exist. yeah but it's like as good as exile on. main street an album come on. listen to the [ __ ] white album but. that's to you i don't know who they are. that's to you and that's to you big is. where the way that. harry styles is to her when you listened. to the white album right. every song was is a household everyone. knows i know the music because i think. they didn't write it i think they stole.

a lot of that stuff. i wholeheartedly believe that i don't. believe they made. [ __ ] 50 number one hits i think they. stole a lot of music i do. i really do i think there's still a lot. of stupid you think they just made that. up. they stole a lot i had two even three. right they had scouts going out. listening to other people's stuff and. they were stealing. if you look if you listen to paul. mccartney's like they were the robin. williams of music. you thought it was all his stuff how. much time every day you're really making. me mad right now.

oh because i'm because i'm saying that. the beatles didn't read all their own. [ __ ] i know they stole stuff they still. didn't steal anything man that's [ __ ]. ridiculous. thieves you stole from who. bill burr's essence. [Music]. i'm such a loser all and then yeah. well you tried to steal ken jongs but i. was before him. how is he so further along he's more. talented correct that's obvious that's. right yeah. don't come at me it didn't hurt what you. just said didn't hurt me it didn't hurt. me the bill birthing at all. i'm just going to give you i'm going to. give you the same you got defensive.

[ __ ] you got defensive when you make. fun of me you're so sensitive i'm gonna. make fun of you. but what you did didn't hurt me the. billboard didn't hurt me either you just. said a bad joke about me so i said a bad. joke about it right but no but i if you. would have done the ken junk first to me. i wouldn't have brought it back to you. because it would just deflect sure you. would. no by the way you started this war don't. be mad because i brought west there's no. war no but when you made fun of me of. course i just hit you back i hit you. back. you're trying to egg me on by saying. that the beatles didn't write their own. [ __ ] speaking of an egg.

no the beatles i do believe that they. probably begged and borrowed and stole. some of that stuff that's so stoked. anyway how can you say that that's not. why wouldn't that be true what do you. know that. how do you know that that's not true. because i'll tell you why because. um number one elvis steele. no but some of his music was co-written. by a lot of it was taken from other. people. taken let's move on many people in the. black community have said in the. that he has stolen black music not just. the essence of black music. he has literally stolen music from other.

artists. and they couldn't say anything about it. okay and you think the beatles couldn't. have that power nope. okay let's move on okay yeah yeah i. wholeheartedly believe. their belief they're thieves okay. they're thieves we were going into a. nice movie thing. it was fine and also and also i'll say. this. they're [ __ ] paul mccartney is a. hypocrite he's. [ __ ] poo poo full of [ __ ] him and his. wife started like an anti-drug movement. campaign his whole [ __ ] career was. made on drugs. he's a [ __ ] turd shut up paul. mccartney dude if if you.

let me say something shut up if paul. mccartney walked in here right now. wouldn't give a [ __ ] are you being real. wouldn't give a [ __ ] are you being. [ __ ] real. because the real genius of the beatles. died a long time ago who. john who john lennon yeah dude yeah. yeah the real genius of the beatles it. was already dead god you're so dumb. paul mccartney don't do drugs kids don't. do. drugs your whole [ __ ] career was. drugs.

who the [ __ ] are you lucy in the [ __ ]. sky with. diamonds you made a [ __ ] album called. yellow. submarine yeah your whole [ __ ] was drugs. he didn't write those songs that's true. right. sometimes they co-write songs he wrote. let it be. yeah right yeah it's a good song yeah. it is yeah he wrote. yesterday i love paul mccartney i'm. actually the biggest beatles fan. are you being real yeah that was a good.

bit yeah. thank you for being a bad friend. because it didn't happen for me what. didn't happen like. for me it's like i wanted when we first. do comedy right. we go you get in the rocket ship right. yeah yeah. right you're like all right apollo 13. yeah and then you sit in the rocket ship.

for a decade. yeah you're trying to press the button. how does this work you're called nasa. and. i think it's broken right now we're. working on it right it's not and then at. one point. they just pry you out of the [ __ ]. machine right you're in the wrong rocket. ship you know you're not you're no. longer an astronaut. right so then you're like now back in. your car driving home right right. and then and then three years later they. go get back in. yeah right we fixed it it doesn't work. yeah it doesn't work yeah so. he right got in and it's now in a.

different [ __ ] solar system. right you know yeah i'm a [ __ ]. greatest right and it's like. we're still on earth rocket ships are. cool. for me it's like i'm um you know what. i'm. i'm on a uh hot air balloon. yeah what am i what am i slowly. it's going up it's going up i'm 60. almost. and then sometimes fairly often and.

sometimes the helium gets out. and you have to work really hard to fire. it up again. yeah that's that's [ __ ] me you know. what i am what. those little those little prop planes. that fly right below. the the so you don't have to have oxygen. just hoping no one shoots me down out of. this guy before the wright brothers. there were people that tried to like. invent flight it was. the weird [ __ ] that's me sure begging. to stay home. just begging to stay afloat. [Music].