Rudy Rates Drake’s… Personality | Ep 205 | Bad Friends

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you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends what are these pamphlets. that you I don't even know it's from the. fan the the religious guy oh yeah my God. we got to talk oh yeah yeah this guy. where was it in Salt uh no no no uh Reno. no Salt Lake no no Reno no tacul God. damn it tacul right yeah he comes a solo.

yeah he has plastic see-through bags. yeah right and you know so when we when. we do me greets we like it when the fans. have a bag cuz you never know what's. going to happen the gifts are amazing. yeah it's either like somebody handrew a. naked photo of my penis or they'll we've. gotten like 30 of 30 of those right. right for some reason or like you know a. letter of some sort like you saved Our. Lives the art a dope but I know but we. appreciate appreciate that the fans so. much I really we throw it in the garbage.

no we. don't you're sick dude no we keep it you. know anyway we we have a warehouse full. of we actually do have aous for the gift. you know I mean and we love them so a. man came up to us and said Rudy you're. going to love this and hi Rudy welcome. back welcome back and your your headband. is on backwards but leave it that way. cuz that is perfect no. leave evil. evil. Evol you are Evol Eola Ebola no Evol.

evil evil evil oh God you going to be. this slow all day today Jesus this guy. gave us so he came up to us and he said. I think you guys would be interested in. my in my church and my God and I said. would your God Like Us does he know. about the show it's almost as if what. show are you watching he loves us I know. but it's like but he understands that if. we accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and. savior the show changes no that's not.

true we can accept J I talk about rabbit. sewing machines and all that stuff and. my Jesus invented all that oh yeah Lord. is behind all that the Lord did it have. you ever Jesus. style what you just go like this I have. you pump away yeah you've never done. that yeah but so much blood on the hands. too much you know what I mean and I. bleed out the Bible prophecies about the. second coming of Jesus so he handed us. these P pamphlets and he goes I really. think you got guys should I really think.

you'd benefit from L from Lord yeah and. I think I agree you think we should use. Lord more should we be more Lord like is. it like a different Lord where like it's. like the religion is about like sex and. like butt [ __ ] no no no no no whoa whoa. whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] what is. that I've never even heard of that. before in my entire life it's like a. volcano Filipino Mountain God or. something God yeah I don't how many how. many gods do you have in the. Philippines um we're Catholicism so. like we praise to like three three Gods.

I think Catholics only have one God the. holy son no the this the spirit the Holy. G the Father the Son and the Holy Ghost. yeah we that's all the same guy oh yeah. yeah okay unfortunately it's the same. guy here's my fear the father Son and. the Holy Ghost is different but it's the. same guy it's like it's like Steve bumi. in big Labowski in Conair and in um in. Billy Madison did you you see that.

theory on the internet did I send you. this mm- that they exist all in the same. universe oh yes let's go to that theory. after this God thing sorry I my brain is. running wild I it's called Wonder. running real wild well I'm I'm I I'm I'm. free today I I'm free too when it rains. I get free baby it pours I that's what. my grandfather said when it rain it po. anyway um when it rain we. pour are you is your is your boyfriend. doing anything for you for um I don't. know day I don't know yet maybe well the.

good news is you can dump that that guy. cuz we have prospects that want to uh. take you out for Valentine's Day yeah. who go ahead Carlos a lot of people. reached out to the Carlos in the booth. Gmail after a couple weeks ago when you. said that you were open to dating a. woman a lot of people sent in. applications and we got a few of them. right here so we got a few right here. Bridget M I'm a 24-year-old living in. Lake Tahoe and I'm a ski instructor and. lesbian she's pretty I heard the bad. Friends episode about Rudy and her. curiosity about women I've been gay for.

a while now and I'd love to take Rudy on. a no pressure fun date I'm an easygoing. fun loving sweetheart big fan of the. whole crew and wish you all the best let. me know if you have any questions best. Bridget M what do we think about Bridget. M she sounds fun that would be nice you. go skiing with her yeah I've never done. skiing so she can teach me she would. love to teach you teach she'll teach you. pizza pie she's pretty she is so so what. do we what do we think on the scale of. uh would not date Zero definitely would. five out of one out of five it's not a. judging looks just judging the.

likelihood the vibe the vibe the vibe. eight okay it's out of five but yeah no. that's okay it's all right so you really. like her no probably three okay three. all right let's go let's see the next. one may it may I judge you can do yeah. go back up may I judge okay one out of. five you take her are you going to judge. or no no no I'm not a lesbian Oh either. am I but okay may I try that's debatable. all. right a four so a four you would go on a. DAT if I was a woman woman yes if I was.

a woman my fear would be she would be a. ski instructor I'd take me on the hill. I'd embarrass myself in front of her. yeah with the poll you know what you can. do with you know oh she's like hold on. to this no I know where to put this you. know ah there's two of them oh right all. right let's go to the next. person uh Olivia m it's Olivia from. Dallas 25 I think Jules and I have. common interest but I also believe we. have a similar sense of humor and I. appreciate how straightforward she I'm. also recently open about my bisexuality.

so we could find comfort in each other. and with any initial awkwardness anyway. I'm an office manager by day beyond that. I enjoy riding motorcycles playing video. games and adding to my Star Wars. collection I'm not much of a partyer I. don't drink or smoke i' much rather. spend evenings unwinding with an anime. binge not sure if I'm her type but worth. a shot she's so cute she is 1 through. five I have a. boyfriend no but it doesn't count if. it's a girl yeah yeah yeah that's the.

rules every hypothetically know. hypothetically no no no everybody know. that's the rules that is the rules like. I have my guy yeah I have my guy too. okay yeah. yeah this one's a five I think I know. yeah yeah well she's got a job she has a. car she well we haven't seen the other. candidate so let's put her into four. whoa you might go back you might go back. you're a little bit of a snob though huh. you got you want you want a roster you. want five for sure beautiful she.

gorgeous she also be two fo 2 fo8 you. can't oh the the no she's leaning. against a vehicle she was doing that to. show you scale how old is she oh no. unless that's a micro car that's that. little I think it's a catfish you think. it's a catfish this a little blurry. right there I don't know wait wait what. do you mean what do you mean who it's. not like in 1080 zoom zoom. in that looks pretty Legit To Me Lo who. takes a photo in the office like that. that's how it got to be her work. photograph it's got to be that's how PE.

that's how catfishes use photos like. this they do yeah have you have you been. catfish when you go no because that. looks like a what what do you call it. one of those like um. stock like a stock photo photo yeah that. doesn't look like a stock photo this. looks like a real okay it's the same. girl. twice well yeah obviously yes it's not. fake oh let's move on God I would get. catfished huh yeah yeah I bit the next. one is uh Elsa y hey bed friends pod my. name's Elsa 22 from Seattle I love the. show think Rudy's cute as hell super. funny I'd love to go on a date with her.

I think we might be a good match because. I'm also by curious I have kissed a. woman and it was awesome look at that. she likes [ __ ] a she's and she has a. cat mhm that's not hers she that's just. for the photo oh uh three three okay. let's see the next one how many of these. do we have eight that's let's keep going. meline 22-year old woman lives in. Illinois I'm getting out as soon as. humanly possible I like Rudy I many. others one of the most. perfect me laugh chilled out personality.

not sure what interest I'd be more. willing to learn uh I did see her. briefly enjoying a knife which is sick. as I love yeah yeah what's a BAL. song Bal song I can't see it zoom in. what is B song what's a BAL song B song. yeah you know is that your language. balisong no B personally my favorite. thing to do is is to learn pretty down. to do anything see new places what's a b. song Google what that is I got to be. honest with you and that second oh it's. a butterfly knife oh yeah that's you. know how cool that is to do that that.

thing that you know how they flick it go. back to the photo isn't that Dylan cold. on the right that's not the Coline. shooter on the right that that is very. much yeah colini this is honestly this. is what Carlos likes really yeah wild I. could die well she's got a feret there. or is that a what is. that bobb's projecting right now onto me. you can tell how quickly George knew. what aair it was he's like that that's. been up my ass no cuz I went out with a. girl since broke up and she was like.

super poor M and I went into her bedroom. and she had like you know like Scully. kind of posters and stuff no furniture. but on her thing was like switch blades. and you know what I mean like other like. clippings of nails on the table that's. just weird [ __ ] some residue you don't. even know what it is you know what I. mean and and and so you look at the. sheets and stuff you're like oh my God. it's so dirty right that sounds kind of. familiar were you at your. house.

did you just walk real [ __ ] [ __ ]. today so keep going she had dirty little. she she you was the sex good I never. [ __ ] her but I made out with her and. in my mind I'm like oh I'm I'm into this. oh oh you like bad girls like a danger. like Harley Quinn yeah don't you love. Harley Quinn Nick yeah I mean Nikki. loves that kind of stuff and you have. like your girl that you're you're going. to go out and burn things down she's. like meet me at the cemetery at 9: that's the start of the date and then. you watch a movie there or what no you. just you chase each other around how.

they do the movies and the oh I love. yeah yeah yeah anyway go ahead let's. move on you like her one through five. three three okay there's another three. I'm a four oh okay this is Michelle n my. name is Michelle from San Diego Bobby's. Hometown I'm submitting my application. for girl Juliana my hands and knees for. a woman I'm on my hands and knees I'm 21. years old and I'd love to court her four. well she's biting a girl right why you. know why biting a cat cuz she's brown. yeah yeah let me say something about. white people why and I want to defend I.

want to defend George Nick. right they're are pure people and let me. say something about that okay that's. right brother yeah they're are pure. people preach the word brother they're. dry that's right their skin is super dry. I'm I'm cracking right now right they. when they when they age they shrivel up. oh yeah like a raisin like Clinton. Eastwood men right get off my porch K. some of them are. like they seem. dirty. what kind what what kind you know I mean.

yeah this type what does that mean. thease I'll just say your name you're. here all right they seem dirty but let. me say something creative as [ __ ] like. when they come up with like back in the. medieval days with like so you're saying. what I'm saying is is that you're based. on the photo she wasn't the hottest one. but just because she was brown you chose. her cuz you feel safe cuz you think. white people are evil no no I think. she's really cute okay and also she. thinks white people are evil m these two. things can coexist am I too much today I.

think I'm I think you're right on the M. should I calm down I think it's I'll be. I feel like I'm like very no no no are. you excited Nick's here or something no. I thought that was the. excitement our good friend Nick CH is in. the studio today I love him but well. what what he get he's not he's he's. being fine stop judging I wasn't we're. not judging I feel like I'm elevated or. like yelling and you know well it could. be George is here because when George is. here it kind of tunes you up a little. bit it it gets me riled up it does why. is why is fancy not here he's on the. East Coast he's out of town this week I.

I still also want to read more of this. okay okay that's okay let's keep going. uh there's hly L too much to read she's. 22 from the UK despite us English girls. being known for looking like gorlock I. can assure you with my photos five. absolutely do not I'm very single. interested in not interested in anyone. in England H it's di. times uh I would marry her right now. five she said uh she loves dogs she has. black labrador she underlined black and.

all caps for some reason black nut sacks. I'm extremely adventurous foodie she. loves food looks like she's a Dom she's. a Dom yeah you're sub for feel like I. yeah she's pretty beautiful what do we. think about this girl three what you're. so [ __ ] dumb right now we're doing. this what the [ __ ] is wrong with you. dude we're giving you f that's Prime. white also English prime prime white but. I want my this is OG white OG white dude. can I try my first time with. my own like color you [ __ ] bigot dude.

you're such a racist it's so crazy get. outside of your own Circle you know what. dude what I'm kind of agreeing with some. people what the Border did I'm tired of. it I'm on your side I told you brother. I'm telling you we got to close it up. yeah the separation maybe's right. mhm okay fine four four no don't I'll do. four five it go down give her a five all. right the next one is sad b s 24 lives. in Southern Maine. uh she wants to she I look tough cuz I.

work in a prison whoa who and I'm also. very soft and silly who Rudy is. hilarious such a great person question. my sexuality while go too but after. hearing your awareness test I can. promise you you're gay babe yeah I know. we could have some good times together. let's hang out oh man she'll lock you up. yeah yeah uh three what dude I think. what I I don't know I don't know what is. happening here I mean every one of these. girls is pretty every one of them yeah I.

I have a little thing with the second. photo what I mean I mean she sent the. one with the [ __ ] pimple patch on her. face it's cuz it's showing that she's. she's she's human just like you ah okay. I like it she's in uniform there what's. that little bad say can you zoom in what. does that. say Derek Shin is. innocent no it's crazy it says that no. it says Kyle written house is God oh oh. okay okay that's what it says there he's. sexy she is he only gave her a three.

let's move on I mean it's insane next up. is Bailey o hi I'm Bailey 21 I live in. North Carolina okay yeah this I get I. work at Hooters so I'm good with women. 510 K she can be a crazy and [ __ ] and. she said she also doesn't have tits she. says she's flat she works at Hooters. what do you. think what we should open up I just be. like I'm I'd be scared of her yeah she'd. [ __ ] you up she's 510 510 says she's a. little flat sorry but she works at.

Hooters which is crazy small boobies are. fun great chicken wings no why would she. have small tits and work at Hooters it's. the [ __ ] whole thing I know but you. know what I you know we should open up a. restaurant called peckers huh peckers. little peckers and all the server are. men with little tiny penises yeah yeah. okay and you would be lead on the floor. so one out of five yeah I'm just I don't. know I'm just scared she seems like nice. but I I feel this is the white that you. are scared of I like it this is the. white you're scared of yeah I understand. that I'm a white more more more more.

more more it actually okay all right so. of all the candidates let's slowly. scroll back up and see so unfortunately. Bailey is a no for you she lives too far. the cop okay the s b that works in the. prison s b then we've got the Brit. Cheerio. malel then we've got the brown that. bites that bit Brown Michelle then we've. got uh Dylan cold mateline T and then. we've got uh Elsa y Let It Go and then.

we've got Olivia m we liked her too. she's yeah she's pretty you think she's. a catfish maybe and our first girl goes. back to the very beginning that's. Bridget can I do top three yeah yeah do. top three okay first one is Michelle. yeah yeah we know the brown one number. two is this girl number three and three. is the second one three is this one. Olivia for the wedding of the Lamb has. come and his bride has made herself. ready. blessed the dude what the [ __ ] you doing.

dude we're trying to have a moment I'm. doing my [ __ ] monolog you not [ __ ]. sorry dude rude I'm sorry it's out of. pocket dude I. know truly truly out pocket did Pig for. the wedding of the Lambs. come all right you know what dude get. out get out of the room man if you're. going to [ __ ] up his [ __ ] you got to get. out talk about God and the Lord dude. they're one and the same all right I'm. out I'm out no would you can you just. learn to not laugh when I'm being.

serious sure yeah look at me right now. dude I'm going to look at you while I. say this I'll think of and if you. [ __ ] laugh I swear to [ __ ] God. you're fired all right let's go what do. you think I've been wanting to fire him. for a long time here we go dude all. right George I swear to [ __ ] God dude. ready here we go for the wedding of the. Lamb has. come and his bride has made herself. ready blessed are those who are invited.

to the wedding supper of the L lamb very. good is that what it says yeah I don't. know what it means I don't know what it. means though let me read it I don't know. what it means yeah. yeah see it the way I said it or do it. better for the wedding of the Lamb has. come there we go and his bride has made. herself ready blessed are those who are. invited to the wedding supper of the the. lamb the bridegroom is the Lamb the.

bride is the wife of the Lamb guess. invitees who is the bride the wife of. the Lamb this is why I don't [ __ ] with. this stuff cuz it's too much I don't. understand what are you talking about. yeah yeah what are you [ __ ] talking. about I've never seen a lamb anyway um. blessed are the I've never have have you. ever seen a lamb but people talk about. the Bible talks about lambs and sheep. I've never seen him well it's not it's. not he tried a part of my life the bride. Christ of the Lamb's wife is a metaphor.

used in the number of related verses in. the Christian Bible specifically what. blah blah blah yeah I believe in I. believe in something I have a belief. system I just I don't like rhetoric I. don't like word I I just don't like all. it's like let me just believe in my. [ __ ] let me ask you something let's. be real dude yeah okay let's let's let's. as a consensus in the bad friends you. know me ecosystem here let's get a. consensus over here right consensus yeah. okay Nick please. okay consensus let's get a consensus.

that's what I said let's let's go gay. marriage what do we feel. yes supportive we'll say it on the count. of three one two 3 no yeah no why it's a. sin okay no let's be real though I'm try. to get the ecosystem okay of course yes. I'm going to a gay marriage soon yeah I. love him I I don't let me tell you. something I don't like any weddings.

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waited never even got a Tugger. interesting nothing so your wife you. your wife yes Scouts Honor Scouts Honor. right sex before marriage yes how about. yes how about these guys yes Nick you're. fine with it sinner sin s. sin does a border have anything to do. with the Bible little. bit I'm running out of things guys oh. murder here we go murder yes right wrong.

right it depends it's wrong depends on. who you're killing exactly self-defense. yeah yeah you can kill dude this girl. loves [ __ ] murder that's her whole. thing oh let me give you a scenario okay. by the way we should build the Border. out of. Bibles dude that's so brilliant then. when they try to get over here they can. grab one and read what's really going on. get the word of the Lord while they're. trying to scale the wall good that's so. good we should put other things in the. the wall if we're could to put pamphlets. and bibles what well something that's. exciting like how about that new how. about that that crab book that people.

like what's it the no I mean the. um what no no no they did a movie about. it it's about the. southern it's. a they did a movie about it's a southern. Mo I I read it is about the crab not the. crabs. but what are you looking for Buddy it. was a book anyway other books how about. this I don't know much books so what. what we what do we put in like the Sun. Sun Also Rises by Hemingway I love there. we go or something that they oh remember. that book I saw online today Hatchet.

remember the book Hatchet everyone had. to read that it popped back up to me. this book yeah like every kid in junior. high had to read that [ __ ] book why. would it have to do with what have to do. with hatchets I don't [ __ ] remember. the book yeah Gary pulson though I. remember the name Gary pson what was it. about mcon do you remember I think it. was about a kid that got lost in the. Alaskan Wilderness or that's right and. he had a k and he had a and then a it's. a it's a honor zoom in it's a honor. award-winning young adult Wilderness. survival novel Gary pson I think he's. from Minnesota shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] sh.

you ruin everything you. ruin yeah about Brian Roberts survival. following a plane crash explores the. theme of positive thinking pers and. perseverance he faces challenges from. nature bears porcupines dehydration. starvation with only his trusty Hatchet. to help him can we go back to the wall. or we want to go back to the [ __ ]. Bible the wall wall wall wall build the. wall build the wall what about incest. love but not like direct like relative. like what about second cousin oh you.

talking like royal family stuff yeah. yeah like yeah yeah you know what that's. a good question yeah thank you for that. question and I'm going to go I'm may I. dive in oh God please right first cousin. no second yeah well I'm not done with. Jesus Christ so fast Al so I'm not also. done with first cousins there's caveats. okay right you can marry your first. [ __ ] cousin in in like 10 states mhhm. laws regard California you can I know.

California Alaska Hawaii uh New Mexico. Colorado yeah. Florida Georgia yeah South Carolina. Tennessee Alabama Virginia New York and. Jersey and the places and Massachusetts. and Maine and the places they actually. do it it's super. illegal like Texas right it's a criminal. offense in Texas that's when they do it. that's where they do it and it's like no. can you imagine North and South Dakota.

had to bond together what if one of them. was like no way and the other one was. like come. on and they're like come on we're we're. a package deal we're North and South do. you ever any hot cousins no yeah either. do I I mean I don't I don't view them no. but that's rude to say I I'm sure. they're pretty my cousins are yeah like. it's like I have they're they're I have. they're not ugly people how many first. cousins do you have a thousand my mom's. one of 10 kids you have 28 first cousins. I have a million 28 are you a. dog what did you did you just say did. you just say are you a dog you are what.

you. [Music]. eat you are what you. eat no no just just just just just let. that sink in you are what you eat and. I'll tell you why that's good it was. fast it was very fast it was something. that you would say it's something I. would say right he's learning I'm going. to give you credit that was was very. funny yeah okay I just stood up because.

of the timing perfect it was very good. and I'm going to keep you props for her. thank you very. good wow that was very good good what do. you think that was very good very good. why do you ask Rudy do you want to marry. one of your cousins no I'm just saying. like have you ever kissed a cousin no. you ever had a crush on one of your. cousins yeah I've told you I'm just. saying like right I feel like that's. fine to like marry like your second. cousin why is it what of all the people. you could meet you just feel comfortable. with family no no like what if there's.

like an actual like attraction and like. it's just pure love yeah let's say. you're you're single you're at a [ __ ]. family function your second cousin is. Margot Robbie yeah right she's single. yeah you're at the banquet yeah buffet. table whatever I don't know what you. guys eat but um fried chicken I don't. know anyway. anyway right anyway you know mean you. guys are at the chicken plate okay I'm. me and you're Margot Robbie hey I don't.

know how she's she's from. Australia oh yeah I don't want to. do. hello hello hello hey what's up Margo. how are you good to see you congrats on. everything that's been going on Barbie. what a success thank you thank you it's. incredible I heard. you are you sick yeah I'm only a little. cold you sound different. Mar. can you imagine how hot margar Robbie is. and with this voice you'd never [ __ ] her.

anyway I love you on the bad friends oh. thank you thank you so much thank you. Margo yeah yeah yeah can I have some of. that Gudda can you pass sorry anyway G. yeah the G please thank you he the G. thank you m thank you hello. hell yeah I would never hook up with. this CU that's I. mean I don't I don't know he anyway no. even if Margot Robbie was your cousin no. of course not second cousin no cuz You'.

still be like that's my family okay okay. what if you met someone and then you. fall in love with them then you find out. you find out then I kill myself I jump. off a [ __ ] bridge I feel like it's. fine you you're yeah I know but can you. have a baby with your second cousin and. the baby become normal yeah the. likelihood slides I think after maybe a. little autism something well look at all. of us in this [ __ ] room yeah yeah we. are we cousin babies yeah yeah the CH. the child of a second C is is known as a. second cousin once removed to put this. in perspective you're the second cousin.

once removed right but the chances of. having uh what are the chances of having. birth. defects from C this is insane where I. know she's yeah she did it the risk of. birth defects is slightly higher then. for the child of unrelated parents 3 to. 4% compared to 2 to three for any child. so really you're only a percent higher. with your second cousin yeah still. gamble huh you're like get cat Vegas. baby hit the tables so but third cousin. you're fine there to 4 to 7% if there's. closer blood wow now if you had a baby.

with God forbid no one does it with your. sister biological system what happened. what Give me the give me the percentage. on. that I. mean give me the perc was sibling 75% no. what is it the birth effect rate of all. kinds is about 2% between siblings is 3. to four the increase is 75% not 25. 75% no it just says the increase is. about 75% from two from two. ohow wow okay the problem is when.

multiple Generations do it it's not just. one wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. wow wow or just not have babies can I. say something yeah they should have just. [ __ ] upped this just to make people. more deterred I know cuz if you're a. pervert and you're looking online about. like what if my sister and then you're. like 2% [ __ ] whatever manipul. manipulate the numbers a change the. numbers to be a little bit higher 2% of. all marriages in the United States are. between second cousins are closer that. means there are about 250,000 Americans. that are in second cousin relationship.

right now wow that's interesting so. somebody we know maybe yeah do you think. if you and I go back our ancestries that. that we find some sort of like. connection incest no like just maybe how. many generations would you and I would. have to go back never ever in a mill. nothing there's got to be you kind of. look the same though okay shut the [ __ ]. up what the [ __ ] are you talking about. talk no but back in the there's you. don't think we can go like 100,000 years. back no cuz I'm from an island Ireland's. a little [ __ ] I'm from Peninsula yeah.

it's not how would we yeah they don't. work I know about this yeah the bloom. yeah but how would we even link up we. would never link we would never have any. sort of connection I mean this just too. far back okay you two no for sure no. Island Peninsula yeah but you're still. on the same side of the world but not. only that they they've been mixed with. other Bloods Spanish no he means like. creatures from the from the. sea oh I like that. yeah trust me I know you do no but you. know like the Spanish you guys have been.

colonized a times yeah yeah yeah did you. hear about this is so look if this is. true they said all blue-eyed people are. related oh wow all blue eyes stem from. one man wow w wow is that crazy and they. said it's incest right well here you. keep going back yeah yeah we we're going. to move past incest right now yeah get. everything out now and then we'll move. past new research shows that people with. blue eyes have a single common ancestor. go up to the top oo scientists have. tracked down a genetic mutation which. took place 6 to 10,000 years ago 6,000.

to 10,000 years ago and is the cause the. eye color of blue-eyed humans alive on. the planet today so you're all a part of. one [ __ ] answer not you no not you. are you blue-eyed George oh yes sir you. would be you [ __ ] not you're Hitler's. dream look at this guy blue-eyed blonde. hair but North India has a lot of. blue-eyed people too yeah you know. Georgia is actually one of those guys I. would kick at this Hitler who do you. think you'd hang out with if you came. back today well George Kimmel seems like. somebody I would like to maybe get a. snake V. the way he dresses the way he laughs his.

glasses he reminds me of myself when I. was his. age you do have rage man yeah there's a. rage deep down bubbling we haven't seen. I haven't seen you in so long it's. deliberate but it's good to see you now. yeah it's just a little rage I'm scared. of George more than what I know exactly. wait really why thank you there's. something there's like rage yeah there's. a rage there yeah yeah it's bubbling I'm. not rageful because mine comes with. heart and love and his is from Something.

Something Dark you're right you don't. suppress yours you you express your. feelings I let it rip the other day we. did the show you got a little depressed. when I came I came into the room and I. go you okay I need my space and I get it. you're very honest about your emotions. and I love you so [ __ ] much I love. you and when you get sad My Little. mandrew gets sad man I get real sad too. you know what bummed me out the most the. pizza was terrible dude I had the [ __ ]. not only that it [ __ ] my day up the. next day it lingered in my body is that. what you got a stomach dude yes it. [ __ ] me up my stomach hurts so bad.

when we were sitting on that plane we. sat on the tarmac and Reno for like a. couple hours they had to deis take us. back deis take us back the whole time. I'm thinking I'm going to [ __ ] myself. I'm going to [ __ ] myself I'm going to. [ __ ] myself right I'm either going to. [ __ ] right on Mone cuz he sat next to. yeah yeah yeah or I'll just take one for. the team and just do it in the seat I'll. tell you no I know why it's bad because. I took six emoi ads and I still had. diarrhea shout out to Roundtable Pizza. really putting in work now that you say.

that I want to bring up a gripe bring up. a gripe I love and I want I don't want. to see the restaurant oh should I have. not said Round Table no no but there was. a restaurant that we wanted to go to. uhhuh Carlos called and said the boys. are in town I know you close you know. what I mean right and we would love and. they go we don't give a [ __ ] they're. here they we don't give a [ __ ] no no. thank you don't come in and I I I'm I'm. close a [ __ ] you know I'm this close. oh I wish you would I know I don't even.

remember that's why I can't do you're do. when you do Jiro it means you're mad I'm. this [ __ ] close I'm tell you that. right now I'm [ __ ] this close that's. really good and let me tell you. something right now but why don't we. give credit where credits too you know a. restaurant stayed open for us Round. Table no oh in Salt Lake City oh in the. bubble at the rooftop well not really. rooftop of the higher Regency in Salt. Lake City remember we said outside oh my. God now that place respect phenomenal. phenomenal respect. heavy props they stayed open late and. then outside Bobby was first like.

they're going to [ __ ] walk us outside. we're going to eat outside but it was. like little Huts like little outdoor. your own little Hut was your own little. like we were in the Caribbean I want to. go there and it was on the look at. that's our little Hut right there that. Hut and it had music and a heater yeah. of course this guy immediately bluet. tooths his own [ __ ] ey [ __ ] phone. yeah like you're DJ why you DJ every. time let's rewind you literally turned. to me in the middle of dinner and goes I. love every song you've played I know I. did so what are you [ __ ] talking.

about I played everything you like I. played Big Thief and you were like holy. [ __ ] I love this I played so much [ __ ]. you liked and now you're [ __ ]. flipping it for the Pod it's not that. I'm not flipping it for the Pod and this. is just a gripe that I have and you can. you guys back me up please for once here. we go anytime there's a Bluetooth. whether in the backstage in the green. room or any restaurant right it's always. him that's in charge of the DJing and. and I'm wondering why did I [ __ ] up is. he the is he the leader oh my God are.

you the leader I try to make the. Ambiance ni I'm an Ambiance guy too my. friend well then say I want the. Bluetooth you won't even let me that's. right but say you want it so I know you. do and then I go no anyway let's go back. to the restaurant that restaurant was. what were you going to say what were you. going to say just that uh was it your. like Bluetooth speaker like whose was. that it was the restaurants they left it. for us but no even in in in any. situation have you trying to be nice bro. thank you dude I really do because we. had a tough night it was just I think he.

and the music selection was righteous. you [ __ ] liked everything this is. what you do oh my God great I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm a part of [ __ ] this. society and I'm playing by these rules. okay okay what you do is you think to. yourself gee in every single situation. I'm usually DJ and I cook up the. Bluetooth really quickly and just play. my own music I think that's a nice thing. to do I just stop right right is that. Ace situation I I'm going to do this hey. guys you guys want to be DJ for.

tonight but he doesn't do that. unbelievable you know he goes he goes. right to the [ __ ] Bluetooth thing oh. and then they they you know connect with. the speaker they pair MH he's pairings. too he like you he looks around the room. you'll see what I got in store you know. what I mean it's like all right we get. it then no lie told yeah yeah and then I. play [ __ ] bangers some of them. bangers some of them are not what what. did I play that you didn't like that. night every [ __ ] song well there's. one song that you played that I can't. stop listening to what Warren zon the.

best so you're wel song Warren Zon I. know so I guess you're right when. sometimes you DJ I do learn I do Circle. yeah but I I can influence you too you. won't let me no that's not true help me. the [ __ ] out you know and then and then. this is insane is to say you don't bring. it up Bob you don't say anything if you. said I want a DJ no no do it I said do. it. immediately don't don't George Bush him. yeah I felt like that reporter when Bush. right just now don't push him Bush. ducked yeah that was the best duck that.

was the best shoe duck he thre two in in. world history he eyed it dude he is my. president when I saw that that's the guy. did that's how you know he has good. reaction time and good Precision I mean. he put both of those planes into the. towers yeah this is Biden yeah right in. there this guy he can throw a pitch yeah. yeah he can throw a pitch he can dodge a. shoe and he can CR crash three planes. into government buildings he's the man. he is the man I love him anyway let's.

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how to say it. Marana it was phenomenal on the rooftop. of the high Regency in Salt Lake shout. out to those guys they were great and. also the surface was o la la she was. incredible everybody was great all right. go back let's go back to the [ __ ]. place right that we call we call and. they acted as if like we don't want that. garbage yeah they did in our restaurant. right and I'm like oh I'm. sorry I'm this one of the top 10 comedy.

podcasts I'm focking it Earth no on. planet Earth you don't they didn't want. us and I could right now write down the. restaurant and go like this and go [ __ ]. this arrogant piece of [ __ ] the food. diarrhea worse than [ __ ] yeah I could. do that but I'm not you're not but next. time we're on town if you do that again. [ __ ] you war war you don't want war with. the league am I being a jerk I feel like. I'm being arrogant but I'm going tell. you something right now though all.

right they would probably do it to like. oh the manager at [ __ ] you know R is. here you know I mean like they you know. I mean that's how come on in let's go. down the list of comics you think would. they do that to bur Cher and Tom seura. they would I think they wouldn't they. would have had a table for them I I. really TR I truly believe they would. what about Theo no they would deny him. yeah he's garbage like. gu I mean in terms of the like we're rat. people yeah right and he's a rat and I. love rat he's the Rat King he's a rat.

king I love rat people I love him what. he's hot it's enough okay enough of you. we said stop your cous all right so. anyway um you like him huh give me. another name who would give me another. name that would not get or get if they. would get it or not yeah uh Spade oh. yeah 100% oh you want to close we'll. close the restaurant down for you I know. right give me another name. Schneider no they yeah he's like us he's. like us now damn yeah he's in the the. wild but but maybe he is still him yeah. Jim Jeff yeah yeah get a table you yeah.

he would sit up a table you [ __ ] yeah. I mean I can tell you who just off you. wipe your cheek your left I don't know. if it's a booger or something did you. where on your left cheek that's a that's. side yeah what is that is that a Bo it's. wax or something is that what you find. on the tub. yeah you going to open your gift right. there I got you the barrel turn it. around oh this one yeah turn it yeah. open it.

up. yay Drake's. dick that was leaked today that it's as. long as that it's big let's see it I. heard he got leaked look that's not. Drake it is that's that doesn't that guy. so don't pinch the no you got that gets. more flow to the top I know but it's. still not like accurate so wait a minute. he he sent this as a as a as a like a. private and then someone leaked it oh. that's mean oh that's mean dude but I.

guess or he or he you think it's so long. let me see go back again how did you. find it the first. time I think that's an yeah I don't know. that's long it's not I think that's just. an image I think that's there's a video. all right all right anyway what did you. do all day. today let's can we talk about your. private life so let me say something so. you're still at school wait I want to. share my my story please okay so in in. our new house we think we have um a.

ghost friend go on cuz I every time ATA. go to Hawaii I hear like footsteps and. like at kala's voice like just talking. in her room yeah that's me it's not you. sorry but it's been happening like and. then you're in the house by yourself. when she by myself but it doesn't seem. like it's a bad energy it's just it's. just there so the ghost is mocking it's.

like a parrot it's mocking her kind of. and it's like walking around like at. night especially like 12:00 a.m. does it. say Rudy does it any say anything to you. no but it's specifically at the K's. voice okay um the four dogs are they in. the room with you yeah and they don't. care they're not going crazy you would. think that a [ __ ]. ghost talking Rudy you know what I mean. it's not saying my name any name the. dogs would go ape [ __ ] cuz dogs can see. they sense that [ __ ] you've never seen. the movies they sense it before anyone.

else senses I've told you this before my. dog has stared at the goat cuz I've told. you about the goat to my house she'll. stare she'll sit and stare right at the. hallway and then she'll turn around look. at me and then look right back at the. hallway this what my dogs do well. they're go I mean if they're good. spirits it's fine mine's mine's an old. woman that died into my house do you. know what Bojo did to me. what I'm [ __ ] watching videos on my. iPad Bojo walks onto my [ __ ] table. right to the edge and looks at me like. this right and I look at him like this a.

and we do this for about a minute M then. I go I'm going to get some water I get. up Bojo's still staring where I used to. be whoa right so I'm like oh he wasn't. [ __ ] looking at me right he just you. just and then and then watch what he. does he's looking at nothing now and he. gets scared he. goes what at nothing. I ran out of the house maybe you're dead. oh.

wow what if. you're what if you're. dead oh man holy [ __ ] what do you mean. you want do you want to tell him. Bob I was driving drunk and you were in. the passenger seat and we crashed into. uh mone's car outside of bad friends and. mcon and you are now gone you guys have. been. dead it was funny though at the end we.

were having a good laugh and you that's. right so in the other world Mone is. funny because of that dog J. yeah that's now it all makes sense he. would only be funny and smart cuz de. yeah yeah because he's getting the. energy from all the other spirits up. there it's not his [ __ ] it's not. original wow yeah he's a hack yeah he's. stealing he's stealing humor from the. other from the other world that's. interesting I did decide by the way this. past week that I'm going to be wrapped. in a forever a forever.

suit where it's a the forever suit what. do you mean my friend um when you die. it's it's uh they basically wrap you in. this um a forever suit that like. detoxifies uh your. blood and the toxins inside you so you. can be put into the Earth directly they. wrap you a mushroom suit yeah pretty rad. oh let me see. it and the good death yeah they wrap you. in this stuff and uh you just grow you.

grow into the Earth Eternal suit or. something like that I don't yeah and. I've seen that before but wouldn't you. grow without the suit like your your. your dead bodies would still nut give. the soil nutrients no because because we. have so much toxins inside of us that. it's like bad for the it's bad for the. ground so you this suit helps you kind. of detoxify and organically decompose. yeah so the plants around you can that's. not it Carlos what the [ __ ] are you. doing yeah yeah what the [ __ ] are you. doing Avatar [ __ ] no I cuz I saw a. documentary called Eight ways to die.

eight new ways to die yeah right and. that was one of them yeah where there's. a place where they wrap you in a thing. and then you find the plot of land where. you want to go right and then they die. and you and then a tree grows on top of. you I love I think that's amazing I want. that that's what I want I don't why. because I'd like to be rebirthed into. the Earth yeah do it I'll chop down the. tree you'll be [ __ ] way dead by the. time I. die you're not going to [ __ ] out like. that man well you make dead can I got uh. can I burn you when like you're done can.

I be the one to do it no I don't want to. be burned I want to be in a suit okay. can I rap you then you can rap me yeah. and Bob well he wants to be cremated you. can burn. him. what I don't want any of that man I want. I want there in this in this [ __ ]. documentary saw about death there's a. new way what you get put into a rocket. ship and shoot you into space yeah kind. of tight I'd rather be up there what are.

you. wearing is there right am I not right no. this is real it's real no I saw a. documentary about it you you go into. into space but I think your ashes get. squirted out into the [ __ ] whoa you. know what I want launch into space and. return to Earth for three grand huh. launch into Earth orbit for five grand. launch into lunar orbit or Surface. starting at 12 12 Grand and Voyager. launch into deep space for 12,99 so you. can be launched into [ __ ] off space for.

$133,000 but I don't want to be ashes I. want full body well no [ __ ] I no I want. to be out there just are they saying. naked just you know yeah yeah and maybe. I'll be the first welcoming thing with. the aliens imagine my naked body You're. an Alien it's cremated remains or DNA no. I want my whole body I oh. no if that's what they look like down. there we should avoid going there you'd. be like a red flag a human red flag no. I'm cute dude you are cute let's.

penetrate that let's [ __ ] it and eat it. no I mean no no maybe there's more of. that down there yeah but what. if I think they should be able to shoot. your body into space yeah why couldn't. they shoot your whole [ __ ] body up. there it's too much weight yeah that. costs a lot of money no but if you gave. them like $1 million oh they would do it. they would do it yeah yeah what you. could do is like pay a couple million to. go to space and then just open the door. and just go out and just die if you. wanted to end it all oh and you're just.

floating forever no I'm I think that's a. terrible way to die why you would you. would you would implode from the inside. out well here's what you do take a take. like a cide pill or something and then. go on for a space walk yeah then you. have like minutes to die then you're. dead and your body you would die. instantaneously out there and it would. the most painful death what you talking. about you'd be wearing a suit you'd be. wearing a space go for a space walk a. space walk and then you float forever. what is it what oh no I was just going. to say we do have some Valentine's Day.

let do for yall Valentine's Day stuff. yeah let's do it let's see it yeah M's. bringing it out right now what's this is. a scratch off scratchers what is this I. don't like it what the [ __ ] is this it's. candy oh it's oh oh it's candy yeah that. was real meat I go what the [ __ ] you. would eat that well these are from the. from Christmas these are. old I want to win something. 16 no this is very nice thank you for.

the Valentine's Day gift you guys thank. we love y'all clearly I didn't match. anything. ever look at this it says this I think. about scratchers my whole family plays. scratchers how is that don't chew in the. mic tastes like chicken what is that. Lunchables Lunchables with the flavor is. like the meat and stuff oh wow you guys. just got me regular old chocolate. yeah no I like it just. fine do you need to have all the numbers.

or just one uh what does it say it says. on. it win would you win a dollar I have 28. 28 1 million shut the [ __ ] up what are. you talking about yeah how do you do. this how do you play this game let me it. just says if just one right you need. scratch off the entire play area onover. num tell you're going to match three of.

them oh three see no that's on his you. have a different one when any of your. numbers match any winning numbers the. prize under the matching reveal a money. win wall win all system symbol win all. 20 prizes when any of your one numbers. match any winning numbers where's the. winning numbers 4 36 28 152 I have. 28 did she win a million dollars is this. real be real is it is it is it real I. mean let me see let me see honestly. there there's no way let me see let me. see it's not all the winning numbers no.

I play no it's you got to match the all. the winning numbers it says any okay so. 28 28 28. 28 I don't see 28 on here there is no. there isn't there's 29 under. 38 oh right here 28 give it to. me first of all let me say something is. it any figuring this out but also you're. in our house also you don't get all of. it I know I'll share we're splitting it.

I'll share it no no we're not splitting. it you and I get it and that's it we're. splitting it no yeah you're in our house. honestly this is weird because winning. number 28 that's awful it should be 1. million I mean honestly based on this. but based on this she won $1 million I. swear to God [ __ ] crazy is this real. yeah it's real I got him at 7-Eleven. before. this off a coin I'm I'm not [ __ ].

kidding around dude 28 28 1 million you. have to win three of them no you don't. yeah you do no winning number right when. one of your numbers match any winning. number right so any of these winning. numbers one of these numbers give it to. me 28 1 million give it to me if you rip. it up I swear to [ __ ] why would I do. that rip it don't rip it oh I. think. no insane that's.

crazy. D [ __ ] you is that real yeah but you. don't get to win it no [ __ ] you I'll. share it what are you doing dude Happy. Valentine's Day is it real put it back. together are you. sure fake yeah dude what you get that oh. my God where' you get that out. Amazon that's insane dude that's insane.

dude because I swear to god dude I. thought it was real I that it was real. too dude their faces when I ripped it up. he literally about go you a bad Friends. movie I mean Here Comes Turtle. Island the way we want to make it yeah. yeah dude so funny the way that her face. looked when I ripped it so [ __ ]. incredible wow I thought it was real wow. that was pretty good change your life. forever yeah and then you I got a fake. one one a real one that's a real one we. real one I got nothing yeah I never win. those things are [ __ ] [ __ ].

anyway what do you got thank you for the. Valentine's Day it was really nice very. very nice you guys give me chocolate I. don't like that yeah let me throw one in. your mouth say ah no I want to pick the. one open. up oh that [ __ ] hurt let me try again. no one more. please well I can't if you your mouth is. there you. go all right one more one more one more. I do you now one more I do you is how it. feels okay all you're going to [ __ ]. don't throw it hard love it I would love.

it you chip my teeth I'm I'm going love. it I'm going love it this is not aot. love it you did twice. [Music]. right all right no more no more okay. okay give me the here can I pick though. yeah just have one whatever you want. take the whole thing I spit one out cuz. one tasted it tasted. bad have you guys seen Mr and Mrs Smith. no no because we saw the original movie.

no and but it's not the same like thing. I'll tell you why I don't want to watch. it yeah why because um I know why why. hold on why I know why tell why why I. don't know why why don't I want to watch. it you don't like Donald Glover why. that's not true the [ __ ] he was talking. about Dave I don't not like Donald. Glover the [ __ ] he was saying about Dave. you want me to clarify I'll. clarify I don't not like Donald Glover I. don't have any beef with Donald Glover.

but since I was on that show Dave. there's been like speculation and back. and forth. about somebody comparing us to his show. because we were both on FX right and. then a while ago it came up that I guess. he I don't know in some way he was kind. of. like. offended that people uh uh compared us. yeah and so then vanity far did this. thing with um Maya kin who's phenomenal. from pen5 interviewing Donald and then.

here. look do you think you're more talented. than this person he's on a lie. detector. yeah yeah you know this is going to. start beef but I actually like him I. think he's a really nice guy I just but. I'm just. conceited were you insulted when critics. compared Dave to Atlanta. uh yeah I don't remember any like. critics I think it was just people but I.

I definitely was insulted not because I. think that they're that Dave is bad. because I actually really think Dave is. a good show I I just don't think they. have a lot in. common that's true true. okay so first of all [ __ ] Vanity Fair. what a [ __ ] lame weird setup elitists. yeah but that's a [ __ ] it's a. [ __ ] question Els so I don't that. here I don't [ __ ] I mean look Dave is.

done our show is over anyway kick a dead. dog and when it's sleeping you know kick. a dead it's a Jewish dog no less so they. should you know what I mean given the. circumstances of the world right now no. but I just I don't have any hate for. Donald [ __ ] Glover I don't I just. think it's a [ __ ] no I was saying. anyway no I think it's a lame line of. questioning are you more talented than. this guy it's like what the [ __ ] are you. talking about that's so subjective. anyway and then for him to be like we. will get. revenge there's no Revenge I we will we. will get revenge the game is no here.

vanity Affair you hear listen here. listen now the race isn't over the race. is over when I'm dead and I will get. revenge all right we will do we will to. We Will and D. DG watch your back. dude do you think you're more talented. than this other person I'm tired of. elitism aren't you tired of elitism we. see it in com you could beat this guy in. a foot race yeah I hate it it's like can. we just [ __ ] just do what we do and. let's move on I commented on this video.

do you think your dad could beat up my. dad that's what this is do you think. you're more talented do you have more of. a skill set than this other human being. yeah what the [ __ ] are you you know that. comic right now that's doing the little. voice thing F what's that the voice um. the autotune autotune Guy what's it very. funny I see his clip I've heard Comics. go well that's cheating I go cuz he's. crushing with a [ __ ] who cares it's. different than you it's different what. you're doing he came up with it he's.

great at it it's fun who are you talking. about yeah he's great he just did he's. doing uh Brian Mar show he's very funny. I think I met him one's nice but I don't. give a [ __ ] dude who who are you talking. about watch oh oh oh you're talking. about I know who it is his name is. Morgan J yeah I like him yeah and some. I've heard a comic I don't say the name. ago like what isn't it cheating no it's. brilliant did you do it yeah you didn't. do it so then shut the [ __ ] up dude it's. like let's we're all going to die soon. yeah right yeah God willing right let's.

just get through this no so I have no I. didn't see the show I have no [ __ ]. hate towards Donald I think I thought I. liked Atlanta a lot I think he makes a. lot of great [ __ ] I don't understand the. industry trying to pit them against each. other yeah it's a weird thing to even. put an article out and then shame on. Vanity Fair suck a dick for [ __ ]. being like who's more talented I mean. get bent it's [ __ ] get a better. writer write better questions snoody. [ __ ] man I'm going to get my [ __ ]. Revenge one Bobby's going to get his. revenge on you you'll see all did you.

like the show you liked it a lot I'm. still watching it but it's really good. I'm sure it is they're both [ __ ]. extremely talented mhm it's is it are. they assassins and they live together or. whatever yeah but it's not more on it's. not more on the spy stuff it's more like. did you see the original with Brad Pitt. so you did yeah and you're saying that. this version is better this is a TV show. or is it hack or is it hacky or is it. we've been there done that I love po. wait it's a be honest B because you're. your your generation you guys are [ __ ].

when it comes to [ __ ] film I was I. was I was hanging with the girl the. other day and you know and I I go would. you watch movies yeah like she'll say. like like I like that Mr Mrs Smith I go. but you never saw the original no you. haven't seen any con Brothers movie. Fargo you know what I mean No Country. for Old Men raising arizota Blood Simple. get your [ __ ] together man there's [ __ ]. out there dude dama scors all those.

[ __ ] Legends Legend right do you ever. see the French Connection they go [ __ ]. Mr and Mrs Smith you're not me express. your opinion cuz you're a movie. elitist no I'm not a movie elitist yeah. you are you're saying you have to watch. all these other good classic movies to. say that you what I am saying Thank You. wel oh so so BAS basically what you're. saying this I've seen everything right. and you're going you should watch Mr and. Mr Smith yeah why can't you just enjoy a.

movie without like oh I've seen better. movies I don't like because I don't. trust your. opinion I also don't trust your opinion. I know exactly and the reason why you're. upset right now is cuz you know I'm. right no and that's sad that's sad I. refuse to watch it okay fine okay I'm. just saying I like it all right I'm. sorry what is this Tokyo Cafe offers. jobs for people with disabilities to. remotely operate robots that serve. customers okay Tokyo what so if you want.

to go to a robot Cafe it's the robots. are being operated by kids with. disabilities yes exactly wow it's a nice. place for them so the kids with. disabilities are operating them remotely. from their home I think they're like in. the back or something like that they. hide them yeah like they don't want them. to be around so they hide the kids with. disabilities so you don't see why don't. they just have the kids with. disabilities work at the restaurant well. put the robot stuff on them or make them. in robot suits do you want more coffe. that's what I'm saying yeah you know so.

you know if they're acting natural. you're going oh this the mechanics. is malfunctioning right employees a was. staff remotely operated by individuals. with a physical with physical. limitations or disability so it could. just be somebody without. legs or maybe like see that robot over. there maybe they're like designed based. on the person so maybe the person in the. back has no legs and stuff right there. you go yeah that's interesting how you. talk to the. manager let me talk to the. manager I'm the manager what's.

Japan South Korean EA FC Pro found. guilty of Faking a low IQ to avoid. mandatory military service now this is. [ __ ]. brilliant this is brilliant say I'm dumb. so you don't have to go to war yeah. [ __ ] genius that's genius how do you. feel about that you're you're in BTS. you're killing it millions millions and. then you got to do two years in the Army.

I think they should have some exemptions. if you're BTS you don't get a [ __ ] no. they have to go they say there's some. exceptions for like um do they have to. go sports yeah sports but not not the. biggest group of all time is son from. Korea I don't know Tottenham did he ever. do two years I think he did I don't know. tens of thousands of young South Koreans. are drafted each year to perform their. duty but athletes artist can get. exemptions if they're seen so artist so. I guarantee you the BTS doesn't have to. do it no they're doing it they're doing. they are doing it they're doing it.

because they want to because it's going. to help their image they obviously could. get an exemption oh but if you don't do. it you can get an exemption but they'll. probably shame you 100%. ah huh I think we should do this in. America we should make you serve well. Elvis did they made Muhammad remember. Ali got his [ __ ] Championship [ __ ]. torn away from him because of that he. wouldn't go Elvis served he did yeah but. um Ali didn't and then he got [ __ ]. [ __ ] for it Muhammad Ali Cashes Clay. you know thank you I I didn't know who M.

I knew cashes yeah yeah yeah anyway Toby. Keith died you didn't know that Toby. Keith is dead yeah the music artist yeah. he'll put a boot in your it's the. American way wait he [ __ ] how did he. die do you know this uh stomach cancer. he just died I think today holy [ __ ]. really I don't know who Toby Keith is he. was a famous country music artist I he. died oh my God he was so young he died. as stomach cancer oh no I kind of don't. care dude Jesus what do you mean you. don't care an American icon dude I don't.

like country singer who cares they don't. like you what it's an insane thing. that's why I don't like him he's dead. dude may you relapse and die that's. insane it's not that crazy based on what. you said I have 30 days tomorrow oh. congratulations congrats you know I I've. never been like noticed by when I go. public and I guess the podcast is like. getting really popular mhm wait wait. what's stop stop you've been noticed. before what are you talking about what. you barely and then now it's like every. time I go out someone like re knows me.

and then at work when when did it start. December like every time I go out. someone knows me and then at work the. chair of the cinema and television. Department knows me what' she say he was. like he he was like oh you're from that. podcast hey what' you say I was like uh. yeah and then he kept asking like oh how. how's the podcast been how are you how's.

Bobby and Andrew's like they're okay but. then my manager found out about it and. then she was like oh you're in a podcast. I was like yeah and then she was like oh. what's the name and I keep I kept I said. no you don't have to know trash Tuesday. just say trash. Tuesday cuz I don't think she'll like it. yeah don't don't let anybody know you. don't be no no no don't let anybody know. be ashamed but it's my manager be. ashamed like we've talked about sex anal. anal everything here I don't think.

she'll like it well how do you know her. what if she loves it yeah no I know her. she's like I don't well yeah don't say. anything now because listening now yeah. do you like her I I like or she a [ __ ]. I like. her I'm just scared of her yeah yeah you. do great work on the show nah no they do. they love her do good work on the show. yeah and let me say something you great. sheriff in town though there's a new. sheriff in town the and it's called the. goop the goop is taking over in fact we. should have you and the goop together.

yes yeah I think you and the goop. together will be good ski no no there's. a new sheriff in town sheriff the. goop and he's got water guns obviously. you don't listen to the show then yeah. clearly yeah well this week's episode. uhhuh what listen to it the goop the. goop is the best he's the best wait till. you see this to see I'm in love with him. the way that people love you we love the. goop and I will say this all joking. aside yeah I do love you Jules I think. you're it's wild to.

think how much we've like watched you. grow and grown up with you and it's. [ __ ] crazy to it like really moves me. sometimes to think you're family to me I. love you and it's remember used to you. used to hate them yeah not ha scared. scared and you I used to be so scared of. you when and I wouldn't talk to you all. the time. still now no before we're family now you. love me now like when I first moved I. scar she never hated us she was scared.

because we're you're not scared anymore. no yeah you feel great but you know what. made me think how beautiful it is what. what this family means to me and the. fans truly when we go on on the road. it's great is I think what a weird world. and time we're living in we started the. show during the pandemic after your dad. died yeah and this little [ __ ]. brownie came into the studio to stop. you from going going to get. Co the whole goal was keep Bobby away. from 7-Eleven from rid oh she came she.

was your chaperone a child she we were. going to have her on no we didn't want. to put her on and then once she showed. up how did she how was she on you asked. her well we we started talking to her. cuz she was in the room gave her a. microphone right and then to think you. were guarding Bobby from getting Co yeah. now you've had it five times five or six. yeah and might D my lower back oh my God. it's terrible right now not only have. you had it five or six times yeah you've. had it so many times so frequently you.

don't even [ __ ] give a [ __ ] anymore I. don't care about it yeah it's lower back. wow how we've grown you know yeah yeah. anyway guys thanks for listening thank. you for being a bad. [Music]. friend woo. yeah. woo.

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