Rudy Loves Chocolate | Ep 293 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Probably one of the funnest birthday. parties I've ever been to. >> Was it one of the most fun birthday. parties you've ever done? >> Yeah. >> There's Chef Yun right there. >> He was out of pocket. >> What did he do? He didn't do anything. wrong. >> He tried to squirt stuff in my mouth. that. >> Well, he had a Saki squirt gun. >> Yeah, >> he had a little saki squirt gun. Show. the Saki squirk on when I let me light.

the. >> There's Max getting it right in the. mouth. >> That had Saki and Super Soaker. >> Super Soaker, by the way, invented by a. black guy. We learned stolen by a white. guy. >> Wow. We learned that. >> We learned that. >> But show the one of me. He He let me He. let me light the grill on fire. Huge. >> More. More. More. He kept yelling. Light on fire. And then he goes saki. squirt gun. And he unloads maybe 16. ounces of. >> Wait, wait. He started the palisades. fire.

>> Oh, yun. >> Yun Yun Yun. He hits HIMSELF IN THE. FACE. >> He has flaming rods and he hits himself. clean in the face. Not once there, but. he does it. He does it twice. He did it. right after this. Do it again. Right in. the face. Twice. >> But I told him three times. I go, I'm. sober. And the fourth time he's like, YOU WANT TO RELAPSE? HE HE DIDN'T LISTEN. >> RELAX. WORK ON. He was so fun. That guy. was one of the most fun times I've ever. had in my entire I was threatened by. him. >> You loved him. >> I made an announcement. Remember I go, "Don't replace.

him with me.". >> I would Yeah. I said, "Are you are you. busy? Do you want to do a podcast?". >> Cuz he had he had real good energy. >> Great comedic timing. >> Yeah. Good comedic timing. I've been a. little off lately. >> There's me getting squared. Wow. What a. silhouette. Looks like someone's pissing. in my mouth. Internet, take this and run. with it. >> Yeah. >> Take this and run with it. Carlos also. did not get squirted in the mouth. Carlos, of course, is a for it's our. Halloween. It's our spooky Halloween. episode. Woo. You got a Halloween song prepared, Bob? Huh?

Oh, I'm not You're No, I'm doing the. beat. Let's see who goes first. Scary scary Halloween. scared shitless. scary.

Who do we have in the studio? What the [ __ ] are you? What the [ __ ]. >> You don't just get to moan. Oh, she. thought it was a native chant. >> Yeah, she's a party girl. >> She was going to do a haka there. >> You know she's a party girl. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Whoa. What's going on with you? You know what's so funny? >> Going out with all these black guys. >> Yikes. Going out with black guys. Sleeping over at black guys house.

Walking out of the house like she just. rode a horse. Blegged. Blegged. Jewels. Jeles. Jules. Jules. What have you been. doing? >> Um, I've just been. >> Are you dating someone new? Is that. what's going on? >> Just seeing a couple of people. >> Yeah. Taking after. Every time though, she's just like, "Look at this guy. It's. this gigantic, handsome black guy.". Every time. >> You like a little bit of chocolate now, huh? You like your chocolate milk? >> I love chocolate. >> You love chocolate. Fantastic. >> How come How come I never see Asians in. your little rotation?

>> I've done Asians. >> Yeah, I know you have. >> So, >> yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've moved on? >> Yeah. >> Moved on. Moved up. >> Try something else. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You got to try other stuff. And. that's that's Carlos's life motto. You. got to try other stuff. >> I do agree with that. >> Honestly, we're not going to be able to. hear a word that you're going to say. >> Yeah. Take that [ __ ] thing off. >> What is that, by the way? >> It's a furry mask. It's like something a. shooter would Google at night. >> My favorite thing is you pretending like. you did like you already didn't have. that costume. Oh, order a furry. >> Yeah, like that wasn't in your closet. >> I've always wanted to try it since I saw.

it on Entourage like 15 years ago. >> Who did a furry on Entourage? >> Drama has sex with a girl. >> Who's a furry? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Shout out to the furry community. >> Dude, I met uh me and D. Rosa in Vegas. met these two be three beautiful sweet. women who were dominatrices. >> and I wanted the download and she was. like I'm a big fan. >> Where's Bobby? First question out of. everybody's mouth. Where's Bobby? >> You're doing with Shane? >> Yeah, Shane. We did I did a couple of. shows in Vegas. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> I have a photo for you. >> What is that? >> Let me show you a photo.

>> Okay. I did a couple of shows with Shane. in Vegas. Shane, you know, just phenomenal, dude. The the. venue was unbelievable. What is that? Oh, it's a photo of me and uh. >> Taylor Swift. >> Taylor Swift. Yeah. friends with Taylor. Swift. >> Oh yeah, >> you guys. >> He's high class now. Elite elite. >> No, we went to the football game. It's. funny that that's the only photo that. they chose to snag of me. >> The Times of India. >> Oh, >> once you've made it, YOU'VE MADE IT,

MAN. >> YEAH. >> Taylor Swift surprising chat with. Andrew. Surprising chat with loser ugly. ginger boy Andrew Santino. Chiefs game. sparks his wedding disc. Yeah, this was. the most in misinterpreted thing I've. ever said. I said I probably I I had. said on um on pardon my take. I had said. like they were like, "Oh, you're going. to go to the wedding." I was like, "Dude, I don't know. I also don't want. to talk about it." I was like, "Leave me. the [ __ ] alone about this.". >> But that photo though, what? So you're. mid smile. You have you're like looking. out. You have your finger. You have your. finger here. She must have said.

something funny. So what? So you say. what she said. Come on. >> If you think I'm gonna let you bake me. or something. >> What's the finger about though? >> I'm sure I was. >> I trying to cover your mouth. >> Yeah, I was covering my mouth. I was. saying a racially charged joke to her. and I was trying to cover my mouth. >> Yeah. And she's in mids saying a punch. line or something and you look at your. face. You've never laughed that hard in. front of me ever. What What What in. God's What is she saying that's going to.

give you that reaction? >> I actually don't. >> Look at that face. I don't know the. moment in time. >> I've never seen you make that face. What? >> What does she smell like? >> Yeah. What does she smell like? Tell. Tell us. >> I mean, you could. Why don't you guess? >> Okay. Rose matcha. >> Rose hips. >> Yeah, rose hips. Rose hips. Yeah. You. mean? Um, soft serve matcha. >> That's just your favorite. That's why. you're saying. >> No, no, no. Just on the pits. Um, >> smells like a global superstar would. smell. >> Whoa. Bottle that up.

>> Dude, she's so very sweet. very cool, very nice, and they're very courteous to. let me even come near uh uh that booth. because uh. >> probably the most uh unaccomplished ugly. guy in the whole click. >> But they let me let me in. >> Wow. >> Anyway, >> incredible. >> What was I saying? You broke up my. brain. >> Yeah. >> Why? What did you break up my brain? >> What were we saying? Oh, these. dominatrices. >> Oh, yeah. >> So, Joe and I go to get pizza after the. Gillis show. Um, and we go to get pizza.

and these three women. It was the Dude, this is crazy. In Vegas, it was the. marathon, the four aces, the WNBA team's. parade for winning a championship. >> Emo Fest, which was you would have. [ __ ]. >> love Emo Fest. Dashport confessional is. my favorite. >> Dash. Well, Blink played with Panic at. the Disco and two, I don't know, three. other bands. And we meet these three. girls and I was like, "Oh, did you guys. go to Emo Fest?" And she's like, "Kind. of. We did something else." I was like, "Oh, what did you do?" And she's like, "We're dominatrices." And I was like, I. am so [ __ ] curious about like I want.

to know. I was like, what like how many. guy what percentage of men do you. actually like hook up with or who just. wants the you know the game? And she's. like it's much it's way low on actual. sex. >> I got tied up once. >> Oh, tied up is nothing. This is like. kick, beat, insult, drag, make you dress. up in different outfits, >> spitting, kicking. I go, how many guys. get like uh genital mutilation? She's. like a ton. A high amount of people. like razor blades to the. >> anything. Kick, pull, squeeze.

>> I'm not [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> These were not shy of girls. These were. not shy girls. >> They're not German. These were German. girls. >> Yeah, they weren't German girls. >> We came to Vegas for a little fun. >> Yeah. >> Little poopy poopy. >> circus. Circus poopy poopy. >> Would you ever get that done though, >> brother? What? No. Get tied up in. >> I don't like No. >> Why not? >> I'm missionary for a minute and a half. and then go to bed. >> Really? >> Okay. A minute. Maybe a full minute. Not. even a minute and a half. >> Yeah. >> No. I don't want to get hurt while I. have sex. That's not for me. I respect. it. >> I do easy mode first.

>> Yeah, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Don't go full full-blown. masterpie. >> I play as the first guy, >> you know, as the first avatar, >> like an NPC. >> Yeah. This the simple NPC. This is me. >> Yeah. >> That's who I am. >> I've been willing to get tied my hands. behind my back. >> You're You're this NPC. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My my legs tied like. this, right? >> And just a light smack on the cheek. >> I don't mind. >> And then I'll go, you know what I mean? Turn it up. >> Turn it up. >> You got to START YOU GOT TO START with. one. You can't start at nine. >> You can't start at nine when your first. time getting tied up. >> That's nuts. >> No, no, no. I go, "Okay, do that.".

Right. >> Just a little. >> And then level two is what? Two cheeks. >> Double double. AND. >> TWO CHEEK IT. >> Maybe she chokes a little bit. >> Right. And then maybe uh stick a toothp. toothpick inside the penis hole. >> Uh. >> no. No. >> Is that how What level is that? >> I don't That's level five or six. You're. skipping. >> Oh yeah, I'm skipping levels. >> Go from like pop. to three. Oh, twist my nips. >> Twist nips. Twist nips. Twist nips. >> Yeah. And I'm not talking about my. Japanese friends. >> Carlos likes, by the way. Carlos is a.

nip twist. But she was she was. fascinating, dude. I was so intrigued. I. was like, I want to know everything. about it. The one girl was very. sharable. The other one was like, I'm. eating my pizza. Leave me alone. >> I wish I was there. >> You would have loved it, dude. >> I would have done it. >> And they were rad. >> How much money do you think? >> She didn't tell cuz I didn't want to ask. her about finances, but I I imagine cuz. I did say, "How expensive does it get?". >> She's like, "Well, some sessions are in. the thousands." Mhm. >> So, in the multi,000. Why am I Yeah. Why? We have We have one right there. >> But do do people orgasm or they just. like the pain?

>> It's not about coming. >> God damn it. That's the best part. No. >> No. No. No. No. No. >> No. You just need a. >> Richie. Isn't that the BEST PART? >> OF COURSE. >> Of course. >> Who? Me? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I would love to see Richie tied up. >> Can we get you a dominatrix and you'd be. down to. >> Sure. >> We're going to film it. >> Okay. >> You're really down to be on cam. depending on how far it goes. >> I also met a guy. >> level five toothpicks in the. >> I also met a guy this weekend who in. this familiar group of friends uh that I.

guess we had met before. He is a he. works in porn. He started off as a film. as a filmographer. He started off as. McCone, right? A shooter. And now he I. go, "You ever get in front of the. camera?" He goes, "I've been doing it. lately." I go, "Ooh, little tiny. Filipino guy." I go, "What's going on. with that? >> Who's it?" And he goes, "Uh, yeah, it's. kind of cool." I go, "Well, what are you. what are you like, what are you doing?". He's like, "I'm the cuck.". >> So, he's like, "I don't get to. penetrate. I'm the boyfriend that gets. cheated on in front of me with the.

girl.". >> What? Tell me. Explain. Explain. Explain. >> He's the cuck. He in the video of like, you know, like in a in a porn where it's. like he's cucking. He just stands there. and watches. That's not him. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But he just stands there and watches. >> Can he play with himself while it's. happening? >> No. >> Oh, man. That's like the punishment. >> Can he stick his finger in his own? >> He can do nothing. He doesn't. I go, "Do. you ever get to do anything?" He goes, "No, I just have to watch.". >> That's what that would be me. I'd just. be like with one finger in there. >> One finger in your ass. >> I wouldn't even go up and down. I'll. just stick it in. >> He uh he was great. He was very.

interesting. >> Wow. >> Very very interesting stories. I met. This Weekend in Vegas was interesting. little uh. >> I wonder what that But I mean it must be. arousing to watch. >> I mean may I don't know. I mean I think. the goal would be to not get into it. because then you're really in character. because it's it's about the pain of it. all. >> Yeah. Some guys uh let their they they. like to watch their wives. >> That's what cucking is. That's what. >> Well, I'm just explaining to the. audience. >> No, but would I mean. >> explaining to one of my family members. who watches the show weekly?

>> Does that. >> My aunt is like, "hm, thank you, Bobby.". >> A hot wife is married hot wife is a. married woman who has sexual relations. with other men with the full knowledge. and consent of the husband. >> This is the opposite. >> They call them hot wives. That So, a hot. wife is a woman who has a cuck husband. >> Yeah. >> And it's all good to go. Consensual non-. monogamy. >> I want to be with that ugly wife so I. can do it. >> I'll be the hot husband, >> buddy. >> Well, you don't THINK I'D EVER BE THE I. DON'T BUDDY. YOU DON'T THINK I'D EVER BE. THE HOT HUSBAND? >> I don't think. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Not in this lifetime. >> I can explain. I can describe to you the. woman. >> I believe in reincarnation. I do think. in your next life you could be, >> but I do not think that's in your cards. this time around. >> Oh boy. >> And that's a compliment because you date. women much more attractive than you. God, that makes me so upset what you're. saying. >> Shreking. It's We Shrek. >> I'M NOT SHREKING. >> YOU'VE been Shreking all day. You're. Shrek King. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You tell me you don't date women out of. your league. That's insane. That's all. you do is date beautiful women. That's. all you do. And that's a compliment. >> Yeah.

>> But it's a backhanded one. >> It's still backhanded. >> BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. Every guy we know. dates women out of their league. Do you. know someone that's with someone that's. compar that's on their level of looks? >> Yeah, you're right. I don't want to name. names. I know a couple of guys with. girlfriends. I'm like in I'm not. >> But I had a magical little weekend in. Vegas. It was wonderful. >> It is an interesting city. >> Is it dead like they say? >> No. [ __ ] no. What do you mean? I just. told you how many things were there. Like literally the marathon emo fest. Every hotel was packed, sold out. It was. crazy. Look, it's probably also because.

it's high season right now cuz it's. getting shitty in other parts of the. country. People want to go get away and. Vegas was perfect weather and the shows. were [ __ ] incredible. And we were. gambling with Shane's dad, which was the. funniest thing in the world because. Shane gave him a little bit of money. >> I met his dad. I like his dad. >> Phil's the [ __ ] greatest man alive. He gave him a little bit of money. So, we go down and sit at the table. And. Shane was like, "I got to go to my room. to go get money cuz I have cash in the. room." And I was like, "Well, we we can. just give you cash and he's like, "No, Phil, I just gave you cash." He just. gave his dad cash. Like, he had just.

given it to him. And he was giving me. some. And his dad was so funny. He's. like, "No, no, I'll give you a little. bit." And he was like holding out on. giving him money. And Shane was like, "Are you [ __ ] serious right now? I. just gave you that money." But he gave. him like a lot of money. I think he just. handed it to him. Was like, "Dad, go. gamble." And he was holding back on it. But dude, Shane on fire. >> Yeah. He's. >> No, no, he was g He was winning money. I. lost all my money. And at the very end, he goes, "We got to go. We were going to. go to this other thing." And he goes, "Just put whatever all in." And I was. like, "All in." I go, "All in." And I'm.

excited. I get 20. I get two face cards. and I'm like, "We're winning." She She. flops out 21. Oh. It actually hurt. It actually hurt. >> Yeah. >> He was like, "You're good. You don't. care." I was like, "No, no, it's okay. It was all the money that I put down, but it's okay. >> It doesn't matter.". >> You ask me about my weekend. >> Well, I'll act the same as you just. acted about me explaining my what. happened your weekend here. What. happened in your weekend? What did you. do? >> Nothing. No, I went to um I did the uh.

Irvine improv. again. >> Orange County's finest. >> Yeah. Yeah. Can I ask you this though? Okay. So, I have a real problem. I I. need your advice. >> Yeah. >> So, you know, um. I don't want this to be taken the wrong. way. >> Okay. But. >> how many black guys have you been. dating? >> Um just two. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> And no whites? >> No whites. >> Good for you. Good girl. >> So, I've been kind of like a black guy. where I have a lot of entourage now. >> Oh, yeah. How many people are you.

traveling with? >> Well, well, cuz I called you from the. hotel room. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I talked to it was you, Ramsay, Catbird, um, uh, um, >> Luke. >> Luke. Yeah. And one more person. >> But then Gilbert, Alex, my guy, showed. up. >> Yeah. >> And a couple of assistants from the. agency. >> Right. >> But here's my problem with it. >> Mr. Hollywood. come with an entourage from Hollywood. >> Cut to the Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. >> Go to the Taylor Swift photo. >> I cut to the entourage of Hollywood. I.

didn't bring an entourage. What? >> I didn't bring an entourage. >> with Taylor. The world is your. entourage. >> You. You've never heard that quote before. >> No, but I got to tell you, >> you better use that. It's really good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The world is your entourage. >> The world is your. >> So what? You had about how eight nine. people in the. >> Right. But my problem is, and this is. fine, right? I'm, you know, I can afford. it, but. >> but. >> you're so annoying. >> That's so in the middle in between.

shows, right? It's like I need to eat. >> Yeah. >> Right. So, everyone goes. >> Everybody's got to go eat. >> No one has money. >> WELL, YEAH. >> NO ONE HAS MONEY. NO ONE HAS MONEY. >> YOU'RE TAKING DOOR GUYS FROM THE STORE. >> I KNOW. I KNOW. AND THEN ALL OF A. SUDDEN, it's like I'm fine, right? But. I'm like, you know, there's all these. like we went to this Korean restaurant, which is pretty good, right? Next to the. There's a new Korean restaurant next to. the Irvine Improv. Okay. >> Right. And it's uh it's called Galby. Social Club. >> Close. >> Yeah. >> They're right there. >> Close. And it's literally right next to.

the Right. So I'm like, "Let's go to the. Galby to show the You're going and then. they have these packages like, you know. what I mean?". >> Yeah. What kind of meats do you want? >> Like there's a feast package. >> Sure. >> Right. >> And usually like I can I'll just go I'll. take one of that. Right. But now it's. like Yeah. I'll take five of that. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> It adds up. >> It adds up too. It adds up. Right. And. people are feasting. >> Yeah. They're doing the Trump feast. >> Yeah. Yeah. Throwing, you know, I mean, boogie in their mouth, right? playing. little games, right? Right.

>> Marinated. >> And then they're ordering more. More. steamed egg. >> More steamed egg. >> Right. In my mind, I'm calculating more. steamed egg. That's [ __ ] 1995 there. You know what I mean? Saki drink on and. on. All right. And you get the bill and. you look around the table and they all. look like little orphan Annie's friends. Yeah. Meek, right? Like Oliver Twists. >> May I have another, sir? >> May I have another bowl of poet, please? >> More one more steamed egg, please. >> Yeah. Right. And then it's just like you. got to do it because.

>> Why don't you tell me how much it was? >> I mean. >> that many people. What is the bill for. that many people? >> It's not that much. It's not that it's. like I said I I can afford it. >> You can. >> But um. >> and you and you did it. So that's what. happens. >> But yeah, you you have no problem with. it. >> There is a code of standup that you are. supposed to pay for your openers and. yeah, >> you have to with Yeah. Because you have. the money in there. >> Yeah. Everyone from CA, come down. >> Well, no, no, NO, NO. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

>> COME ON DOWN. YOU HEAR ME? >> WITH THE AGENTS, BY THE WAY, THE rule. is, >> yeah, >> the hierarchy pays. The agents, when. they show up, they should pay. >> It wasn't the agents, it was the. assistants. >> Why? >> Oh, then you got to pay. >> I got to pay. >> But if the agent shows up or someone at. the agency, they pay because. >> I love them, by the way. Thanks for. showing up. Because it makes you feel. good that the the company's coming out. >> I don't want anybody to show up ever to. my shows that's at my age. Please don't. ever show up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Come on down. Come on down. But. >> go to his shows. I prefer no one to. come. You know, I'm on the group. >> I go to Arby's before and then. >> I want my feature. >> I want my host my feature and that's it.

>> Yeah. >> That's all I don't want a bunch of. people. >> I feel good. I want to do that. >> You like the entourage. No. No. It gets. you off. You like that. >> Yeah. >> You enjoy that thing. >> And then all of a sudden like, you know. what I mean? A guy has three other. friends. You know what I mean? They came. to the show comped. >> Sure. >> Comped. >> Yeah. Well, what? They're not going to. pay for. >> fine. It's fine. But then they're like, "Can they come?" And you're like, "They. can come.". >> Yeah. Let them come. Everyone wants to come. Let everybody. come. Right, Richie? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Say, "Let everybody come. >> Let everybody come.". >> Clip it. >> Yeah.

>> Honestly, dude, you got to do it. >> Well, what's my opinion? You want my. opinion? Do you have to do it? Yeah. You. You got to do it. It's the hierarchy of. pay. Those that make the mo. And by the. way, then when you're with other comics, like at our at our we either swap like. I'll pay, you pay, or you do credit card. roulette. >> So, one of us has to throw our credit. card in a hat and then one of the and. usually make the server pick it, then. they pick it out and then whoever gets. hit gets hit. Have you ever picked up. the tab? >> No. Oh my god. >> I. >> Have you ever picked up the tab? Who? I. don't even think she pays for gas. >> Sometimes with my friends.

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Sometimes. >> How about this? When you're going out on. dates now. >> Oh, I don't pay. >> You cannot pay. >> Do they Do you offer half? You don't. even do that? >> No. >> No, thank you. >> Has any guy ever said, "Do you want to. split it?". >> No, but that would be crazy. I would. just leave. I. >> I saw a video the other day empowerment. right there. >> Yeah. >> On full display. >> A Tik Tok where a guy picks up a girl. first date. Mhm. >> And the girl brings her son to get a. free meal. >> How old is the kid? >> He's like 5 years old. >> That's okay. >> If you picked up a girl with this kid,

>> five years old is cute. Five is funny. You can You know what, by the way, you. use that as ammunition. You joke with. the kid, you say funny stuff, you make. faces, you make him laugh, she loves you. more. >> That's a home run. >> Okay, I guess strategy. >> Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. >> Well, by the way, five 56 kind of the. cut off. If she brings a 10-year-old, that's bananas. >> Yeah, >> he can stay at home alone. >> 10. I was I mean when we started being. home alone we were like eight. >> Yeah. >> You're fine. There's hot dogs in the. fridge. >> Do you remember I was dating? >> Yeah. >> And so I remember she came out with her. son. >> That kid was 30.

>> Yeah. Yeah. No, he was 12 years old. >> Right. Right. >> Two. That's over the breaking point. >> And then he goes, "Um, when I pick up. from the airport, all he could say is, "I have a short throat.". Right. >> He has a little short throat. >> Yeah. No, sore throat. >> Oh, a short throat. >> Yeah. I have a sore throat. Right. So, we get to my house and I go to, you. know, Door Dash and I just go, >> I have a sore throat. I can only eat. caviar. >> I said, "Hey, kiddo." I say, "Hey, kiddo, what kind of um flavor do you. want?" He don't care. I gave him every.

brand. >> Well, that's a problem. >> It comes to my house. I give him a I. give him packets of it, like bags of it. He sticks it in his mouth and he goes. [Music]. it and spits it on the floor. Right. Denied. So then I go, "Pick it up." And. he goes, "You pick it up, nigga." He. goes, I go, "Pick it up. You pick it. up." I GO, "PICK IT UP." SHE GOES, "YOU. PICK IT UP." You know what I did? I. picked it up. >> YEAH. YEAH. I [ __ ] PICKED IT UP. He. never had another bag again. I still.

have those [ __ ] [ __ ] things in my. house. >> He's got a bag of sort of. >> Ever since then, I'm like, "No more. kids.". >> Yeah. You got to cut it off. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But five or six is cute. And you use. that. You go you you ingratiate yourself. to the kid. Then it's going, "Oh, he's a. nice guy. He likes my kid." And if the. kid's funny, you might have more fun. with him than a date. >> She would have to be Carlos, back me up. on this. >> Yeah, they got to be hot because. >> they have to be the hottest thing. >> I I look, look, >> not in the dating game, but I got to. tell you, there's probably a lot of. 5-year-olds I'd rather joke around with.

than some of the girls that you date. [Laughter]. >> They're annoying, right? Some of them are for sure. >> They're annoying, right? >> I can see your face. >> Some of them I'd rather be like I'd. rather chat with a 5-year-old about. trains and monsters. >> Yeah. I remember one time I was with a. girl and we were in Vegas or something. You literally called cuz I was gone. I. went to the bathroom or something. You. go, you got to get the [ __ ] back here. I.

go, why? I go, you said so and so is. [ __ ] annoying. >> You can't leave me alone with these. people. I don't know what to talk to. them about. I feel more comfortable with. a kid and we can joke around. I can make. a fart noise and that's 30 minutes right. there. Yeah. >> I start DOING AND THEY'RE LIKE they lose. their mind. >> You can't do that to your date. >> I had this one girl I had this one girl. go um she had to come back and apologize. to you for being rude. >> Okay. >> Do you remember that? >> I do. >> Because she was just like cuz she was a. huge fan. But then she was like, "But. when I meet him. >> a fan of you?".

>> No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She said, "When I. meet him, Andrew, right, I got to I got. to have confidence. You know what I. mean? I got to like I can't be a fan. girl, right?" I'm like, "No, just be. yourself." I go, "Just be your [ __ ]. self." She goes, "No, no, I have." And. then when she met you, she was a [ __ ]. [ __ ]. >> Super mean. >> Yeah. She was like, "Hey, what's up?". And I'm in my mind I'm like, "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> NOT THE MOVE.". >> YEAH. YEAH. AND THEN LIKE uh 10 minutes. later, she had to come back up to you. and go, "Hey, sorry about my attitude.". >> By that point, I was already out. >> You're out. I'm out. I'm out. This is my.

point. So, look, on new dates, >> new dates, bring a kid, ladies out. there. >> Yeah. >> I don't have a kid yet. Mark my words. >> No. >> Yeah, it's coming for you. But you're up. to no good. >> If if you went on a date with a a guy. and he had a couple of kids, would you. would that turn you off or No, >> I think right now it would. >> Why? >> I just don't want to deal with kids. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But what if you met a guy Okay, look. You're 23. >> Yeah. >> What if you met a guy that's 28 and he.

has a kid? >> Then no. >> Here, look. Ages 20 to 29, which is your. age range. Approximately 24% of black. men in this age range have father to. child. Oh, a quarter of the men that are. going to take you out have a father. So, or have a child. So, you're going to. meet a guy who's going to have a kid. You're going to have to decide at some. point what are you going to do? You. going to fall in love with this man and. be the new mom? >> No, I don't want to be a mom. >> Well, I'm just telling you statistics. are there. >> Ever. >> Yeah. >> 35% of non-Hispanic Asian. >> I want to be like you Bobby.

>> Like, explain to me what my I'm like. >> and just old and just like. >> I Yeah. Single and old. >> Single and old. Did you say I want to be. like you? >> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> I influenced you in that way. >> I think so. >> Yeah. Yeah. My lifestyle. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You are a life coach. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. You are. >> Cuz last night I was just like, I'm just. going to play Dying Light part two. >> till 5 in the morning. >> How'd that go? >> Great. >> Completed it. >> No, it's impossibly. There's so many. beat.

>> It's on and on. It's the scary. It's the. dumbest game at night. Have you played. Dying Light? >> No, not yet. that night. It's the most. terrifying. >> What about Silent Hill? >> I couldn't I couldn't finish it. I. couldn't finish it. >> I started I started watching the BTK. killer last night and everybody cuz. everyone's been sending me that it's. you. >> I know, dude. >> You saw the BTTK killer. This is the. drawing is you. Have you seen the. drawing? >> I know. >> Go to BTK killer. >> I Please don't. I get DMs and text about. >> all day. Look at that. Look, it's that's. 100% you. >> That's so obvious,

>> Richie. That's so obviously you, though. It's like, who's that? That's Bobby Lee. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Did you watch that BTK killer? >> No, but I'm a big fan. >> It's tragic, dude. It's awful to watch. >> Who's here? >> It's heartbreaking. >> Who is here? >> Who's here? >> Oh, >> do we have a guest? >> Oh, spooky. >> Oo, spooky. >> Spooky flames. >> Spooky. >> Spooky flame is here. >> Spooky flame. >> Dude, you look like you just got off a.

meth binge. >> Yeah, it looks like somebody exting. extinguished your flame there. Hey, what's going on, dude? >> Uh, >> you look seem wildeyed. >> Oh, I don't know. I don't know. >> Your eyes are so blue. >> Yeah, your eyes are blue. Pretty. >> Okay. Thank you. Thanks. >> Beautiful boy. >> Thank you. >> How's it been going? >> Real beautiful. >> Good. >> Is this your Halloween costume? We asked. you to come in costume. >> Uh, yes. Um, it's like the the Project X. outfit. >> Oh, it's what you wore in the movie? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh my god. That's Is that exactly the. clothes that you wore in the film? >> Yes. Uh, well, I mean, different jacket,

but pretty much. Uh, can I be honest. with you, bud? It's not even a little. bit like that. >> Wait, zoom in. Look at how young you are. there. How old are you there? >> 18. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> How old are you now? >> 33. >> Is that good memories of Project X? >> Yeah. Yeah, >> you do. You have good memories of that. >> That was filmed near here. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Do you still Do you still get residuals. from that movie? >> Uh, yeah. Pretty small, but yes. >> Like what's an average one from that. film? >> Um, I think probably like 3,000 a year.

>> That's not bad. Yeah. Not bad. >> Free money. >> Yeah. And then Dumb and Dumber. >> No. What? >> Uh is who y'all are dressed as? >> No. Ben and Jerry the ice. >> Ben and Jerry the ice cream. Yeah. I'm. chunky monkey. >> Yeah. >> Who are you? >> Meg. >> Oh, okay. Cool. Cool. >> It's not all part of the same theme. >> Like those guys are not part of Ben and. Jerry at all. >> Can you guess what they are? What What. do you think? Um Carlos is. >> uh Sonic. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Sonic the Hedgehog. >> And look who's right next to him is. Tails right there. That's Tails. Yeah.

>> Richie's Tales. Richie, what do you. think Richie is? >> I don't know. >> Karen Carpenter. >> Karen Carpenter. >> And then who do you think is in the back. there? Who do you think is in the back? >> He told me Groucho Marks. >> So, you already got tipped off. >> Yeah. >> Well, can you want to lie and retake it. again? Yeah. >> Who Who is that in the back? >> Uh, someone with a mustache. >> You started off right. >> It's Hitler. It's Hitler. That's. actually Hitler. That's Hitler before he. shaved it into a little tiny. >> So Hitler actually that's that's. actually the outfit that he was known.

for the most. And then he shaved the. little tiny mustache here. >> The art school one. >> This is art school Hitler. Yeah. >> Oh the art school Hitler, dude. >> That's art school Hitler. That was art school Hitler before he got. denied and kind of really changed his. thought process about the world. >> But there he is. That's Art School. Hitler. >> Is that him as a kid? >> Yeah. Yeah. Do you think you could at. that point? >> Look at that. Whoa. >> Whoa. >> Look at those legs. >> But as a kid, do you think.

>> it looks like Pete? >> You'd be able to change his mind. >> Huh? >> If you ran into Hitler, he had a time. machine. You ran into a Hitler that was. like 9 years old. Do Do you think you. could be able to change the direction of. his life? [Laughter]. >> What would you say? >> That's a really good question. >> What would you say? >> Hi, little Hitler. >> I I can't do the act of. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Hello. Hello, little Hitler. >> Hello, Chinese boy. >> Already it's hard. >> Yeah. >> Well, you know, um I'm not Chinese. I. think you're just um you know, I'm from.

a different But you know, we're all. human beings. We're all kind of the. same. >> You're all from China as far as I'm. concerned. >> Yeah, I get it. But it's like I'm Korean. >> rice man. >> You know what? Calling derogatory words. >> Little rice man. Tiny little. >> Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, um. >> No, I like you. You people are okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You're not so bad. >> Yeah. I think all people are equal. No, >> all people are equal. >> Yeah. >> Not all. >> What do you What do you mean? >> A few people don't deserve the same.

things as me. >> I I see. Well, let's go through Let's go. through the [ __ ] groups. >> Blacks, Jews, Asians. >> Yeah. All equal with you. >> They're equal on their little plane. >> Oh, so you're in a different category. >> Yeah, we're superior. >> Okay. I don't know. You killed nine-year-old. >> I would I would kill him. >> You can't flip that guy. I don't think. he was born I don't think he was born. like that. I think something tragic. happened to him. I think he was probably. molested in art school which is why he. had this whole weird art school thing. >> He was molested and then this was his.

rage against the world. Was Hitler. molested? Got to be. >> Was he gay? >> Got to be. >> No, Hitler wasn't gay, dude. >> He wasn't cool enough to be gay. Historians and scholars have found no. credible evidence Adolf Hitler was. sexually molested. Rumors circulated. after World War II. were largely for. propaganda purposes and have been. discredited. I like how they discredited. like they had to go out of their way to. find out. They're like, "All right, who. molested Hitler?" He had a harsh father. dramatic episodes. Yeah, I think he had.

something [ __ ] up. >> All right, raise your hand if you. molested Hitler. Guys, come on. We're. not going to get back to painting until. you guys tell me who did it. >> Yeah, >> we want to do watercolors. >> Listen, I think you're right. I think he. was born that way. >> You really do. >> He's probably a sociopath. >> No, because something had to have. happened to him, dude. I think we're all. born pretty clean and good. Something. cracks a human. >> Something breaks. Every time you watch. these true crime documentaries, something really bad happened.

>> Right, Dax? Has anything really bad. happened to you in your life? >> Um, not like that. >> See? Yeah. >> And that's why he's high functioning. normal adult. Yeah. But someone did say. something the other day about. >> often serial killers are uh bedwars to. an older age. >> And how how when did you stop? >> I did I did until old too old but not. any more of course like maybe like nine. or something. >> Nine.

>> That's pretty old to wet the bed. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's older than kids that women bring. on dates with Bobby. That's pretty nine. is old. >> I can imagine him coming downstairs like. in The Exorcist and just appease them on. the floor. The triad was proposed in '. 63 by psychiatrist JM McDonald based on. the observation of small group of. nonviolent patients who had made. threats. It's a misconception the serial. killers are bedwarters. That's not true. >> Okay. >> That the McDonald triad. So that's not. >> like getting a head injury, right? >> What? >> A head injury. >> Head head injury, molestation, both. physical and sexual abuse towards uh.

that that's that this they all kind of. have a lot of that stuff in common. But if you look at our society and then. you look at like um how many um serial. killers were in Sweden or Thailand, you're talking about low numbers like. three, four people throughout their. history. >> Well, the highest concentration of. serial killers has got to be from here, right? It is. >> Well, we're number one. We're number one. again. >> But why here? >> Head injuries. >> No. What? >> We have the most head injuries. >> You think so?

>> A lot of doctors dropping babies. >> Yeah. Studies suggest a correlation. between head injuries and serial. killing. It's not a direct cause, but it. there is a tie. >> I wonder what the other one is. >> What's your favorite breakfast, Jules? >> Rice, eggs, and um seaweed and kimchi. and um. >> spam. >> Spam. >> Google that and see if that's a serial. killer meal. That sounds like one. >> That's exactly what I like. >> What do serial killers eat? >> Is it like a mixed up? >> Yeah. >> What is that called? Is that called a. dish? Do you have a you nickname it. something?

>> Name? I don't think so. >> Serial killer is a variety of foods. Zoom in. There's no single serial killer. diet, and there should be. That's a new. diet plan. >> You want to have a rip body, you got to. have the serial killer diet. The last. meals, uh, fried chicken, French fries, onion soup, while another one requested. steak with baked potato. >> I've been thinking about Dmer lately, but I don't know. >> No, we're not going back down that. rabbit hole. >> We have some famous horror movie scenes. to bring back. I'd love to bring I'd. love to do a script reading. Let me see. Also since we have a professional actor. among us, Dax. [Music].

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>> Um, Mills. >> Okay. >> You're John Doe. >> You're going to be John. >> No, no, no. You got to be John Doe. I do. stage directions. >> Okay, please. >> Okay, go ahead. >> Who's Mills again? I don't remember. what. >> Who's Mills? >> That's um uh Brad Pitt's character, right? Then Dax, you are Somerset in. this scene. >> Okay. >> And remember Somerset, you're an old black man. >> So, >> you really got to turn on that voice. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Is it Morgan Freeman? >> Yes, it is. >> Have you ever seen the movie? >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Even better. >> Um, Marshands Early Evening. >> Here he comes. >> That's what. stop. You're Kevin Spacy on this. That. was my spacey. >> Okay, my bad. >> He's talking about a boy he. >> extension uh marsh um marshlands early. evening. >> Here he comes. >> What?

>> I wish I could have lived like you. >> Shut up. The [ __ ] you talking about? >> Do you hear me, detective? I'm trying to. tell you how much I admire you and your. pretty wife. >> What? Tracy, >> what you [ __ ] say? >> Too Asian. Read the whole thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Mills freezes, turns to do. Do smiles. Somerset is close. >> It's disturbing how easily a member of. the press can purchase information from. the men in your precinct.

>> Somerset starts running towards Mill. >> Throw your gun down. >> Now that is Morgan Freeman. That's it. >> Now that is Morgan Freeman. Give me to me one more time. >> Yeah. You're also screaming it. >> Throw your gun down. >> I know. But that was loud. I understand. that. But you know how far apart they. are. >> Yeah. You're yelling. >> You're literally like, you know, I mean, a quarter a mile away. >> Go for it. Yeah. >> Throw your gun down. >> Same. Very good. >> Same. Yeah. Yeah. >> I visited your home this morning after.

you'd left. >> Meals is filled with aching terror. >> I tried to play husband. I tried to. taste the life of a simple man. >> Somerset is 50 yards away and closing. >> Throw it away. >> Louder. Throw it away loud as you can. >> Yeah, >> throw it away. It didn't work out, so I. took a souvenir. Her pretty head. Mills. >> Mill raises his Mills raises his gun in. the air. >> Mills gun in the air. >> No, no, no. Give me the gun. >> What's going on over there?

>> Some throws his own weapon away. >> Put the gun down. >> Show me the box. What was in the box? Because I envy your normal life. >> Put the gun down, David. >> It seems that envy is my sin. >> What's in the box? What's in the [ __ ]. box? >> I just told you. >> you lied. You're a [ __ ] liar. Shut. up. >> Cut for a second. Just cut for a second. Right. Um.

>> you you I think you subconsciously know. that there's something terrifying in the. box. And you I think you do know that. it's your wife's severed head. >> So you're angry. >> Much more panicked. >> Well, how would you feel if you if you. did if you if someone had a severed head. that of someone that you love? >> Scared. >> Scared. >> Yeah. >> And pissed. >> and mad. >> And mad. >> Rage. >> Well, imagine if someone came to you in. the desert with a box and Tito's Bobby's. head was in there. How would you feel?

>> Mad. >> But not with a smile. >> Yeah. I don't think that would be a good. example. I think um. >> somebody else. >> Yeah. Um. >> No, I'd be mad. Yeah. >> Yeah. Mad. >> Issa, your sister. >> Oh, Issa's head is in a box. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> No, not in a happy donut. Don't. >> Yeah. Yeah. Why you smiling? >> The smiling is crazy. >> Or let's go back to um uh let's go back. to It seems that envy is my sin. >> It seems that envy is my sin. >> What's in the box? What's in the [ __ ]. box? >> I just told you.

>> You lied. You're a [ __ ] liar. Shut. up. >> It's what he wants. He wants you to. shoot him. >> No. No. You tell me that's not true. That's not true. >> Become vigils. David, >> she's all right. You tell me. >> He's crying. He's crying at this. She's. crying at. >> I'm crying. >> Yeah. Kind of crying. Rage. >> Become wrath. >> Tell me she's all right. >> Are you laughing?

If you murder a suspect, David. >> No. No. >> She begged for her life, detective. She. begged for her life and the only life of. the baby inside her. >> Somerset slaps John Doe across the face. >> Shut up. >> Mills face lit fills with confusion, then a wave of horror. Do's eyes. register shock. >> He didn't know. >> Mills raises and lowers the gun a few. times, sobbing. >> Give me the gun, David. >> Mill turns the gun on John Doe. David, if you kill him, we He will win.

>> Oh god. Oh god, >> dude. >> Dude, >> Morgan Freeman would be jealous. >> He would be jealous. Yeah. Yeah. >> So good. Dax, >> hello. Okay. Very good. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Very good stuff. >> Very good stuff. >> Those are very good. >> Very good. >> You want to attempt Blue Velvet or. >> That'll be. >> It's a good scene. >> Do you miss acting? >> It was good. >> Yeah, it was good. >> Yeah, it was good. Do you miss acting? >> Yeah. Yeah. I love acting.

>> We got to get you back. We got to make. him We have to write a movie and get Dax. in it. >> He's got to be the nemesis, though. >> You have to be evil. >> You have to be evil, >> right? Would you play an evil guy? >> Mhm. >> What's the most evil thing you've done. in your life? >> Kill the fish. >> Purposely. >> Purposely. But because my grandpa had. left, we went fishing and you know, you. have to put kill the fish after you. catch it. >> You don't have to. >> Well, I couldn't get the hook out of its. mouth. Um, so I and then he had left to go help my. mom and then I had to kill the fish with.

a rock. >> Uh, Carlos, will you Google serial. killer tendencies ties with killing fish. with rocks? Is there a tie to. >> Well, check if it's like while people. are fishing cuz. >> No, no, no, no. That doesn't matter. That's I think we got two well-known. serial killers, Jeffrey Dmer and Albert. Fish have documented ties to killing. fish and other small animals. >> But I didn't like it. >> This you didn't. It says right here, "Neither of them enjoyed it while it was. happening. They were fishing with their. grandfather.". >> Did you cry while you're doing it? >> Um, no. No.

>> They show tendencies to not cry at all. while they're killing the fish. Did you. feel anything at all? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What did you feel? >> Uh, terrible. >> Studies show the word they use is. terrible at the beginning, but then. sexual arousal when it's over. >> Did you have an erection? >> No. >> Okay. Okay. >> Most of them can't get an erection. It. says here because of the terror. Terror. Wow. Do you think you may have some. serial killer tendencies? >> Um, no. But that maybe aligns. >> So, yeah.

>> Uh, maybe one, maybe singular. >> that. >> I think he's the opposite of a serial. killer. I think he's a good guy. >> I think your heart is so pure. >> Well, he could just be a regular killer. and not realize, you know, he could. >> Yeah. >> No, he's not a killer. >> I think you're a sweet guy. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. >> Also a party guy. I've seen him a lot in parties that I. went. >> Okay. What party did you go to where you. saw Dax? >> Um the Zach Justice one and another one.

and another one. >> Oh, that's true. It was my friend Ryan's. birthday. >> And you went to that? >> Yeah. >> A lot of influencers people there. >> A lot of young people. >> Who invited you? >> Zach. >> Cuz you know she's on his podcast now as. a permanent. >> I see that. >> Yeah. >> I see that on the internet. >> How do you Wait, wait. How do you feel. about that, Andrew? Oh, you're a bad. friend. Then you do Tiger Belly. Then. you do Trash Tuesday. Then you do this. You're kind of like a pod You're kind of. a pod hopper if I'm being honest. >> Yeah, let's be No loyalty. >> No, you're a pod hopper. Look, there's a. pod hopper right there.

>> Oh my god. >> Yeah, look at that. >> There she is pod hopping all over the. place. >> Pod hopping all over the place. >> Look at her. >> You're You're a pod hopper. It's. actually not a good thing to be. >> It's just family podcast. Tiger belly. >> Ew. You pod hopping. Look at that. Look. at this. More. More. >> You're evil pod hopping. Yeah, that's. what's evil is pure is pod hopping. >> Yeah. You stay loyal to us. But no, she's pothopping. >> He's pod hopping, dude. >> Are you and Zach just good friends? How. do you know him? >> Bobby, >> right? So, you introduced the pod. hopper, too.

>> Yes, I did. >> Well, it's your fault. >> You know, he swooped in. >> Pod hopping. >> He pod hopped. >> Mrs. I don't feel like podcasting. >> I had to force you to do it. >> Yeah. Now pod hopping. >> Now, anyone asks, you'll do it. >> How excited are you for about the. Dodgers? >> Oh my god. >> You're such a big Dodger fan. >> I am. >> And where are they now? World Series. >> You named some of your favorite Dodgers. >> Yeah, Freeman. I like Freddy Freeman. I. like show. >> the best. >> that other [ __ ] that that game that he. played last year. >> Best game. It's probably the greatest. >> in the history of baseball. >> You're a big Dodger fan, Dax.

>> Um as big of like any other team. >> That doesn't That's not an answer. >> Yeah, that's not an answer. >> That's not an That's like when you say, "Do you like food?" And they're like, "I. like food like people like food.". >> Yeah. >> They're show handsome. >> He's handsome. >> Elitist. >> Big boy. >> Big boy. That's what she goes to, right? To big boy. >> Yeah, >> he is a big big boy. J, that's Japan's. finest export. >> He has Pearl Harbor energy all the time. >> Well, it's payback, baby. >> Payback. >> Yeah. >> And that's his girlfriend. >> Yeah,

>> right there. >> That's wife. >> Oh, wife. Sorry. >> Miko. >> Yeah. >> What is it? >> Mamiko. >> Say it again. >> Mamiko. >> Very good. You don't have to. >> It's not Hello Kitty. >> Do you think though? Do you think in his. head though. >> she makes me look tan? That's what I. like about Japanese women. They make me. look tan. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do you think in his mind. he's like, "I shouldn't marry because. now I think I could get white pussy.". >> No. >> Do you think or do you think. >> No, dude. He's from Japan. >> Bob's mad now. >> He's from Japan. His favorite I think. Japan. He has to He represents Japan.

He's got to have a Japanese wife. >> Yeah, he has to. >> He has some dumb American wife. What a. waste of his time. He's got some bozo. goofball. Like he played in Orange. County before. Imagine if he was with. some Orange County girl. Some like. Laguna Beach chick. You'd be. >> She's very pretty. >> She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. >> Gorgeous. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Beautiful Japanese girl. >> What's it? Why you laughing? >> Because I know you have that mindset of. like holding out till like you have. succeeded a lot. >> Bobby, what are you talking about? >> Cuz you can get the hottest girls when. you're at your richest and most famous. And I know you actively seek that cuz I.

would too. I get it. >> You've said to me an Asian-American at. their highest pinnacle is getting a hot. white girl. >> You've said that. >> You've said that. You've said that as a. as a successful Asian-American, the. pinnacle is getting a hot white girl. >> It's called playing in the snow. >> Playing in the snow. Snow bunny life. >> Yeah. >> You say that, dude. Don't pretend like. that's not true. >> Is that not true? >> No, it's not. >> Okay. >> Acting. >> I mean, do you think would you ever date.

an Asian woman? >> Uh, yes. >> Have you? >> Um, no. >> I I've been on a date. >> with an Asian. >> Yeah. You can't take this the wrong way, please. You seem like you do like Asian. girl. >> Yeah. >> Okay. You've got I like Asian girl, white guy energy. >> Yeah. Like it's almost a fetish. >> Oh. Um, no. Like a tech guy. >> Yeah. >> Sure. >> Do you like Do you like dried squid? >> Uh, I've never had that. >> Okay. Seaweed. >> You watch porn? What do you watch?

>> Oh, I don't know. >> He He doesn't watch it. Do you watch it? >> Um, sometimes. Wait, look. What's your Google history? I mean, your u Pornhub history. >> The feds probably know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What were we talking about earlier? >> Really? It's uncomfortable. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You don't want to talk about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's You know what's so funny? You cuz I. know you now pretty well. You don't like.

to talk real private stuff. >> True. >> Yeah. Yeah. You want to protect some. things about your private life. >> Yeah. Why is that, you think? >> Um, I'm just too timid talking about. porn on a podcast. >> I agree. It's It's stupid. We shouldn't. be talking about it at all. >> Okay, >> I agree with you. >> I agree, too. >> Say it's stupid, guys, to talk about. this crap. >> It's stupid to talk about this crap. Let's talk about something smarter. >> Thank you. >> Oh,

>> I see. >> And he's right. Let's tell me. Give us. something smarter. That is true. What would you like to talk about that's. more intellectual? >> Do you know much about that A1 Atlas um. meteor approaching Earth? >> Um yeah. >> Is that what it's called? A1. >> Yeah. What? Tell us about this uh this. comet that's hurling toward Earth. >> It's risky, but people aren't too. worried. >> What's risky about it? >> That it could collide or something. >> But do you think it's an alien. spacecraft? >> No. >> Okay. We have another way to test.

intelligence. I have a Halloween trivia. game. >> Let's see how smart you really are. Bad Friends Halloween trivia. >> How do you Do you yell it out or do you. just raise your hand? >> It's going to be like the old days. It's. pointbased. There's 25 questions. We're. all going to go in order of that. Everybody gets to buzz in and go first. But we'll start with you being able to. go first. But I mean, do you want to. buzz in or do you want to go? Everybody. equal gets a first question. >> Everybody equal. >> Okay. I'm not going to plug in cuz.

you're not going to see this. >> So it'll just go down the line. Like if. I don't get it right, then it's your. turn. your turn. >> Well, you guys will all guess cuz some. of them are going to be like multiple. choice. Not multiple choice, but like. like question one, what is the most. popular Halloween candy? >> What's the most popular Halloween candy? Bob, what do you think? >> Uh, [ __ ] that's a good one. >> [ __ ] man. >> I know my answer. >> Do we have to go. >> candy corn? >> Yeah, that's what I was going to say. >> Candy corn. >> I was going to say candy corn. That's.

what I was saying. >> Guess something else. >> Huh? >> Guess something else. >> Well, that's the one I. >> That's not the game. That the game's not. good that way. >> Okay, cool. You can I mean you guys can. both guess candy corn. >> And then if you both are right, you both. get a point. >> Yeah, I think that's good. >> Candy corn is my guess. >> Candy corn. >> Uh Reese's Peanut Butter Club. >> I would say one. >> Okay, we candy corn. They do cups. >> They're correct. >> Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. One point. for Rudy, one point for Dax. >> That'll piss me right off. >> That pisses me off. Pisses me off. What. was candy corn originally called? >> Andrew starts.

>> What was candy corn originally called? Yes. Candy corn was originally called. witches toes. Witches toes. >> Uh, >> really? >> I don't [ __ ] know. >> I have no idea. >> Pumpkin fingers. >> Ooh, pumpkin fingers. >> Fingers. >> Body parts. It seems to be the theme. >> Candy pyramid. >> Candy pyramid. Very specific. >> Harvest candy. >> Harvest candy. That's actually good, too. >> The answer is chicken feed.

>> Chicken feed. Next one. >> What candy is given to soldiers in. battle in the Korean War? >> Ketamine. >> in the Korean War. >> Starting with Rudy. >> Meth and fetamine. >> What What candy candy was given to. soldiers in the Korean War? >> I think I know. >> Sugar the sugar cane candy. >> Sugarce candy. >> Sugarcane candy. >> Hershey's. >> Hershey's. >> I'm going to go with Hershey's. >> I'm going to say sugar babies. Tootsie Roll. [ __ ]. >> Damn it. >> These are hard. D. This is one where you.

have the opportunity to get three. points. >> Dax, you're up first. >> Or two points or one point. What are the. top three most popular Halloween. costumes for dogs? >> For dogs. >> For dogs. >> For dogs. >> Ladybug. >> Ladybug. Uh, scarecrow. Astronaut. >> Me? >> Yeah. >> Sunflower. Vampire. Um,

mommy. Uh, Toto. Um, >> zombie. and uh butterfly. >> Um, ghost or. >> Oh, ghost. >> Ghost. We forgot about ghost. How did we. [ __ ] forget about. >> firefighters or. >> firefighter? Yeah, >> that's so funny. No. Yeah, you mean. Dalmatian. >> Yeah. Yeah. Firefighter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> I get it. I get it. I get it. >> I get it, too. >> Butterfly, too. >> Butterfly. What are the three? >> Pumpkin. >> No one of us. >> Hot dog. >> None of us. >> And Bumblebee. >> None of us. >> None of us. >> It is still two to nothing. I mean, one. to one to nothing to nothing. >> Bumblebee over butterfly or ladybug. [ __ ]. >> That's what it says. >> [ __ ] you. >> Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. >> Where'd you get this off? A truth. social. >> I pull from a bunch of different. sources. >> Okay, go ahead. I only make dogs. bumblebees. >> In what American state is it illegal to.

be a priest or nun for Halloween? >> Oh, I already know. >> Kansas. >> How you actually? Now that I think I was. going to say Utah. >> I don't know. >> Name any state. >> Tennessee. >> The good guess. >> Um, Arkansas. >> These might be too hard. This is. Alabama. No, he was close. Give him a. point. He's close. >> No, no, no. You don't. No, you don't. No, no, no. We need to start racking up. points. Yeah, he's closest.

>> Alabama and Arkansas are neighbors. That's close. >> Okay. We were nowhere [ __ ] near it. >> Okay. A pumpkin is a fruit. True or. false? >> True. >> True. True. You got to go against the grains, kid. >> False. >> It's true. >> It's true. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. >> Bobby and Rudy tied at one point. >> Nice. >> Andrew and Dax tied at three.

>> Let's go, [ __ ]. >> Uh, Dax, which famed horror actor. performed the monologue in Michael. Jackson's Thriller? >> Um, Vincent Price, >> Bella Losce, >> Emerald Legosi, sorry. Um, oh god, why did you say Vincent Price? I. remember there's that like deep voice in. that song.

>> Yeah. Um, I don't know. >> I'll say I'll say Vincent Price. I'm. going to copy you. >> I'll copy you. >> Vincent Price is correct. >> Yes. Very good guess. >> Cool. Thanks. >> Yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome. >> I I I'm getting out now. I'm getting I'm. getting out now. There's no way to come. back. Yeah, there is. >> Hold on. There's enough questions where. you can tie. >> Okay. Okay. >> Um so the standings right now, Dax and. Rudy are tied with five.

>> I have four. >> Andrew's with four and Bobby is taking. up the rear with one. >> You're always taking it up the rear. >> His tone, dude. He can no longer be the. question guy. >> Richie should be doing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> How many? >> Richie, can you take over? >> Richie, take over. >> Rich, take Richie, take over. Richie, it's going to hurt. >> I think it's it's his negativity. He's. he's he's embodied Groucho March right. now. I I don't like it. Yeah. So, Grit, you take No, Richie takes over. >> Richie takes over. >> Yeah. Go ahead, Richie. >> Yeah, Richie. Go ahead, bud. >> All right. How many Halloween movies has. Jaime Lee Curtis appeared in?

>> The closest. >> Okay, Rudy. >> Um, >> perfect. >> Six. >> Two. One. >> One. >> Seven. Oh my god. >> Rudy gets it again. >> Oh my god. Don't look at me, dude. I'm. I'm in the last place. I don't remember. >> You go with me again against what I'm. saying. >> I don't remember at all. >> In Twilight. >> No, shut Richie. >> Richie, dude. >> In Twilight. >> Richie. Richie.

>> All right. >> Richie. >> All right. In Twilight, what year did. Edward Cullen turn into a vampire? >> Never seen the movie. >> In what year? >> What year? Closest to the year. Rudy's. up first. No, you don't even say closest. to the year. You say closest to the. year, Richie. >> Closest to the year. >> Yeah. >> Like 1720. >> 1820. >> What's the question? No. Richie. >> In Twilight, what year did Edward Cullen.

turn into a vampire? >> Oh, in the movie like his character. >> So, you said you already guessed. >> 1720 and you guessed. >> 1820 something. >> 1650. I think 1514. >> 1918. >> Oh, so that is. >> Dax again. >> I've never seen the movie. >> So Rudy has the opportunity to tie him. here. >> Stop for a second. >> The last question. >> There it goes.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Can I see something? Okay. Richie does a question. I want to hear. your voice. >> Yep. >> Yeah. All right. >> Yep. >> I mean I How many times do I have to. tell you? All right. It's just It's just. irritating. I don't know what it is. I. think that's why I'm losing. >> That's why. That's why. >> I think that's why I'm losing. >> That's why. Yes. >> All right. So, I don't want to hear a. word from I love you, bud. >> But Richie, from now on, I'm so sorry, guys. >> I'm sorry. >> He's the reason I'm losing. >> You're [ __ ] Go ahead, Richie.

>> Don't worry. I'm your good luck charm. here. How many minutes does Michael. Keaton appear on screen in Beetlejuice? >> What? >> Say it again. Uh, how many minutes does. Michael Keaton appear on screen in. Beetlejuice? >> Okay, Dax, start. >> 10. >> 17 minutes. >> 28 minutes. >> Seven minutes. >> 17 minutes. Bobby gets it right and wins. the game. >> I told you. >> You also. >> Good luck, John. >> How did he win?

>> No, he didn't. Dax. Dax still wins. Dax. won. >> Final score, Bobby Lee three. Andrew. Santino five. Rudy Giuliani six. Dax. Flames 7. >> Happy Halloween. >> You're no longer welcome on the show, Dax. >> You understand me? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Don't come in here on your. >> Okay. >> You're supposed to throw the game for. us. >> I'll give a point to everyone. >> So, that gets you down. 654. >> Next time we do a game, right? >> Here it goes. >> No more dates and square footage of a.

[ __ ] of an area. That's insane. >> There's no square footage. >> Yeah. Or a feet or of any That's insane. Right. From now on, it's just [ __ ]. facts. >> Facts. Yeah, it's only facts. >> You didn't get the facts ones, right? >> Whoa. >> You got the You got the guessing ones, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Hey, you ruined I think you ruined my. Halloween, DUDE. >> This is the worst Halloween I've ever. had. >> Come on. >> Yeah. No, I'm being real. You ruined. anything. Yeah. Yeah. >> Any candy that you're excited about. getting this year? >> No. Because I have access to all the.

candy I want. >> Not me. This is the only time here I'm. allowed to have it in the house. >> Really? So, what are you what are you. what are you looking forward to? >> The um Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are. shaped like pumpkins. >> Some of my favorites. >> What are you excited about this year? >> Um Snickers. >> Don't. >> Don't. >> Don't do it. >> What? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> What? >> Dax. >> Uh nerds gummy clusters or.

>> that makes sense. I do like that. I like. like sour gel or some sort, you know, >> just gel. A packet of sour gel. >> I went to um in Burbank there's a um. horror museum. >> I'm sorry. >> Rudy with the Snickers. It's like it's. right there. >> It's By. >> Yeah. >> I mean last year. >> reminds you of something. >> sneakers. But I only like the king size.

You [ __ ] perve. You're gross. >> Pervert. >> You don't even like Snickers, you. pervert. >> I went roller skating again last night. by myself. >> Why are you doing that? >> Invite someone to come with you. >> No. >> Why are you going solo skating? Cuz what. if you fall again and get hurt? >> I did fall a couple of times. >> And then I fell once. I got up and then. there's a He happens to be black. He. he's he has a referee outfit on and he. goes, "Keep it moving. Yeah. Well, you.

can't hold. >> I'm like I I literally got the wind. knocked out of me. Give me a second. Keep it moving. >> But you got it. You got to get up and. go, man. There's a whole thing going on. >> I know. And then you got to put your. thumbs up to see if you were right. >> Well, were you okay? >> So, when you slam, you have to go like. this. >> Well, that's so humiliating. That's how. they know you're not hurt. >> I'm okay. I'm okay. >> Was it your first time since the. incident? >> No. I've been going by myself. >> Training. >> Yeah. >> It's never going to happen again. You're. never going to fall again. the most. lonesome human experience you could ever.

have. >> You put on headphones? >> No. >> You just. >> I'm just skating around. There's this. 90-year-old Japanese man. He's one foot. backwards. >> Wow. >> Yeah. He's killing it, right? And it's. just like I'm going to Oh, this is Yeah. This is my life. >> You're that guy. >> No family, >> nobody. >> Stop it. You can invite so many people. that would love to come skating. >> No one's going to go skating on a Monday. night. >> You should have asked mama. >> I'm not going with your mom. >> Why not? She would fall over like a coconut and.

explode on the [ __ ]. coconut meat all over the place. There's. no. >> coconut skate sesh. Coconut skate sesh. >> No, there's something I like it because. it kind of like um. it's like when you watch a movie by. yourself and stuff, you're like, I'm. okay being by myself. I don't need. anybody. I don't want to be in a. situation where I'm like, I need. somebody to make me feel whole. I want. to be able to do it on my own. It's a. little depressing, but um I got to get. prepared because I don't have any.

children. So, it's like I have to be. prepared that. >> you're going to die alone. >> at the end. You know what I mean? It's. going to be. >> We're all going to die alone. >> Well, you're going to have friends and. family around. >> So will you. >> Yeah. That Japanese man from the Roller. Rink. Maybe. >> he'll be long gone, my friend. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But um Right, Dax, don't you think. >> the dying alone? No, but I'm just saying. um do you feel comfortable just being by. myself? Like eating a meal by yourself? >> Uh I do, but it sounds like you're.

you're you're not sure about it. >> Oh, wow. Explore that. >> Would you rather be alone? >> Uh a lot of the time. >> Do you long for a partner at all? >> Yes. Yeah. >> Are you on the hunt? >> I did go on a hinge date last night. >> What are we talking? Where'd you go? >> Um to a bar. What bar? >> Bigfoot Lodge. >> Oh, I love Bigfoot Lodge. >> A beer. >> What did she order? >> Uh, sorry. They. >> uh I think she went by she. >> Okay.

>> What did she order? What did she they. order? She, her, they or they. >> U cider. >> Little cider. >> Yeah. >> Give me the conversation. What was it? What was it? >> What kind of things do you do for fun? And uh. >> Were you intrigued? >> Mhm. >> Was she pretty? >> She was pretty. >> Were you looking pretty? I don't I don't. know yet. >> What did you wear? >> A black shirt and some jeans. >> That's pretty. >> Thanks. >> But you always wear your. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Did you make a move? >> No. >> You give her a hug?

>> Yes. >> Now, do you make a move when you see a. sign or what what is it gut instinct. thing with you? What is it? >> Uh, it's really hard. I have Yeah, I. first kiss is such a hard thing to know. how to do. >> Do you ever ask? Do you just go, "Hey, I. kind of want to kiss you.". >> Yeah. >> Have they said no? >> Um, no. No. Oh, you've never said that. >> Closes every [ __ ]. >> You're a closer, dude. You're a [ __ ]. pretty girl. Ask me for a kiss. I had. such a fun time tonight. >> Do you want a kiss? >> Oh, >> that's how direct you are. >> That was pretty fast. >> Oh. Uh I I guess.

>> I mean I'm wet, but that was fast. >> You know, I you know, that's. interesting. I don't do that because I'm. too scared. >> to ask. I I I I honestly believe that. like I I have to have a couple of signs. before I go in. >> What are the signs? >> Um I have to know like if they're like. What? What? >> Baseball sign. Yeah. >> No, >> you. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I um I need They have to. be touching me a lot. >> A lot of touching. >> Right. Right. And then it's just the way.

they look at me. >> How do they look at you? >> Oh, wow. I see. That is a white girl. >> Yeah, >> she is. >> You know what I mean? And then I'm like, I think it's on. >> What's your signal to move in for a. kiss? >> I can't I I can't tell. That's why. >> So, you say, can I have a kiss? >> Yeah. >> Or would you like a kiss? How do you. phrase it? >> I don't remember the last I think the. last two times where they actually. asked. >> What do they say? >> Should we kiss or something? Or. >> do you say yes right away or do you go. sure? >> Yeah. >> You say, "Yeah, I want.". >> Yeah.

>> Have you ever said the words like, "Have you ever said I love you to. somebody?". >> Yes. Yes. >> You've been in love? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And what happened? >> We broke up. >> That's what happened. >> It's not funny. >> Oh. Why do you think you broke up? Um. Oh. Um. Well, I think she just wasn't. sure what like needed to figure out life. or something. >> She did. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you've got it figured out. >> No, I mean uh but I was I didn't feel. like I needed to break up.

>> So you said you said to her, "I love. you." And then she said, "Let's break. up." Uh. >> I mean, how fast did that? >> Oh. Uh not in the moment. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Uh cuz she had said it. back before. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? >> Like she had said like we had been. saying it for months. >> Who said it first? >> Me? >> Say it to me. >> Um, as if you're her back then. >> Anybody? >> Someone I love. >> I love you.

>> I don't believe you. >> I don't believe you. >> I don't believe you either. Do it again. >> You want me to do it to you? >> I'd love to. Look, lock me in the eyes. Don't dart your little eyes away. Look. at me eyes. >> I love you. >> Who's she? Who's that? Wait, who is. that? >> I'm Chang, >> [ __ ]. >> Hi, I'm Chang. >> Get me again. Damn me again, Dax. >> I love you. >> I believe it. >> I believe that you like Chang better.

than the other one. >> Yeah. >> You want a kiss? >> You do have an Asian fetish. >> What? >> You want a kiss? Oh. Um, yes. >> Do you know? Do you do you go closed. mouth first or you or do you open. >> tongue it? >> Closed. Tongue it. >> What if she tries to dart your her. little tongue inside your mouth? What do. you do? >> Then I would just probably accept that. >> Yeah, you got to take that. >> I I feel like guys have to adapt to her.

and not the other way around. >> Of course. >> But why? >> Cuz we're lucky they want to do stuff. with us, >> right? >> That's insane. So, you instinctually. know, okay, this is her style. >> Cuz you've seen guys, you look at what a. man looks like. They don't want to do. Why? Why would they want to do anything. with us? It's insane. >> No, but in terms of when you first lock. lips, >> have you ever seen you naked? You fully. naked in the mirror. >> Oh, yeah. It's horrifying. >> No, I'm not saying you. I just mean men. in general. >> Why are you guys whispering? >> What are you whispering? >> I I called you an incel for saying that. and then he said you are performative. male.

It's just back of the room talk. Like a. back of the classroom talk, >> but we can see you. >> Yeah, it's like in school. They can see. you. It's like. >> I'm a performative male. >> What does that mean, Matt? Mone. >> Pull it up. I mean, kind of like the old. like when you'd like pretend to be like. uh reading or like crying in your car or. something. Pretend to be like deep. >> You like matcha. >> Yeah. Like performing a thing for So. >> So he's a performative male. It's like a.

meme now on the internet. And Bobb's. like exactly that. >> Guys that try to look mysterious or. like, you know, like they're. >> Oh, yeah. I'm performative. I'm. performative. Just. >> I don't think that's a bad thing. >> It's I'm performative. >> There are worse things. I think it is. negative. >> It is a negative thing. And um there. will be revenge. >> Do you all have first kiss advice? >> Yeah, I do. Get permission. And people usually say start slow. Go as fast and hard as you can. Tongue.

as much tongue and you hold their ears. Grip their [ __ ] ears. >> No, I'm not. >> Imagine it's honeycomb. And you're a. bear. >> You're a bear, >> right? >> And you got to. >> see a beehive. Sniff them first. >> You open up a hole. You stick your. [ __ ] bear tongue in there. >> and you get all the honey. >> And sometimes in the middle of kiss go. >> Yeah. Like a bear like Yeah. A.

>> yeah, be a bear goat. >> Is that a bear? Is that. >> Is that a parano? >> I don't know. >> Really? Close your eyes. You're in the. woods. >> Okay. >> It's a ghost of a bear. >> It's a ghost bear. >> Obviously a ghost. Yeah. >> Kissing advice. Let's give him kissing. advice at the exact same time. One, two, three. You got the ghost. >> Are you going to do a whole sentence? You going to do a whole sentence? Just. on the count of three, we give him. advice at the same time. 1, two, three. >> But more like, >> whoa. >> More like how to initiate it rather than.

the mechanics. >> See if you can pick it up. We're going. to do it simultaneous. See if you can. pick up some notes. Ready? One, two, three. >> You got to lock eyes with them. And. then, you know what I mean? Grab the. back of her head. And then you just dart. your face right into the face. You know. what I mean? And then you open your. mouth and you dart, dart, dart, dart, dart, dart with your tongue, right? And. if she goes, "No." Oh, you got to keep. going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. >> Keep going till she's done. >> Okay. Thank you.

>> And then say, "Thank you for being a bad. friend.". >> Thank you for being a bad friend. >> Say it louder. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. >> Do it like Morgan Freeman. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. >> Very good. [Music]. Yeah. Woo! Yeah.