Rudy Gets Dengue Fever Feat. Erik Griffin | Ep 69 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends welcome back to bad friends. baby are we rolling we are rolling huh. we're rolling are we rolling Rudy jwes. is here hello hey everybody I have a big. fat. liar Andrew. Andrew oh you're the worst let me start.

this off the way that he had it on the. show here let see okay oh. yeah welcome back to bad friends you. should have pulled your dick out and. just here's the real here's the real bad. friends welcome welcome back to good. friends um we're here with Rudy jwes is. back in town good friends huh me and. Eric Griff are back baby wait we either. be good friends or we have to be like. like some sort of bathroom utensil. Brothers.

[Laughter]. how about we be like the toenail Clipper. cousins brush. Bros. whatever Rudy where were you I was in. Hawaii I can't hear you is your mic not. on you went to Hawaii no her mic's not. on how much are you paying this chick on. ridiculous hold on so what what were you. guys doing before I got here that this. [ __ ] isn't ready to 100% that's exactly. correct what's going on George was. sitting there in the seat but by the way. George is back George is sitting in the.

seat doing nothing go ahead and test it. out hello now we can hear this is like. you this is like you go to you get to. the you know you board the plane and. then they're like oh you know what the. wings yeah sums up with the wings so we. can't fly yet what were you doing yeah. what the [ __ ] you guys doing for the. past I just I just came back from New. York and they um it's so funny because. they they they were like we have to. clean and disinfect the plane we we. clean and disinfect the plane before. everybody gets on it right they say that. every time the plane parked people got. off within seconds they boarded that.

[ __ ] I was like they didn't did you. clean it they didn't clean it did you. did you know there's a dude. like's like they're good they're good. get on no it's like have you SE CLE. they're not cleaning anything they're. spraying some sort of like disinfected. SE yeah I feel like we're like corn you. know what I mean cuz they just come on. we're going to grow grow ears and no I. think that's the thing that and they're. really adament about like the the the. fil the filtration system and don't. worry just like we're basically get on a.

plane you're basically saying look I may. or may not get Co but I need to get. where the [ __ ] I'm going yes that's what. this is about so save this dog and pony. show for someone else there was a woman. who there was a woman who complained. about the middle seats not being open I. talked about this and I was like you got. in the you got in the on the tube with. strangers you have you're done yeah no. rights it's over yeah you can't complain. about the middle seats this was a month. ago too the middle seats are not are. supposed to be blocked off she was like. ma'am that's as of the first there's. we're filling in all the seats now yeah.

she was like that wasn't on the ticket. that and she's like ma'am you can leave. you can get off or you can go to Atlanta. yeah what do you want to do you know. this is the same feeling I have about. like people don't understand that you. have a social contract yeah when you get. on a plane yeah like so you're getting. on the plane with others yeah so you. don't get to act like this is your. private jet [ __ ] this is Delta okay and. you got other people on the plane and I. can't stand with people act like H you. it's like no no no man I I even feel the.

same way about like apartment living. like when you're living in an apartment. you have a contract with these other. people who live here there's going to be. noise there's going to be people going. to be walking around coming and going. people going to be coming and going. people that act like oh you're making. too much noise hey go buy a go buy six. acres of land someplace [ __ ] and get. and get out but when you're living here. sh shut up shut up yeah turn my music up. louder [ __ ] you it's like 3:00 in the. afternoon or whatever it is excuse me.

sir the music is loud yeah it's like you. you're living with other people we're. basically all living in the same house. that's when an apartment is yeah you no. you can't complain that's the problem. you can't once you live with other. people you learn and if you hate it that. much get out move far away e check this. out too you live in a city you live in. one of the most dense cities what do you. want me to do this is what's going to. happen there's noise right imagine Bill. Gates and and in Belinda Gates rest in. peace they live in like a 300 acre like. Mansion right they literally could live.

in the same house and never see each. other and these [ __ ] still was. like I gotta get away from. you she was like in the other part of. the estate there's servants and there's. robots and [ __ ] you could be in your own. area they don't exist he's in his. Mansion like. this I can't stand. him imagine living like you know you in. a two-bedroom apartment in re she's. she's uh she's putting out the putting. out the woodwork do you know about this. she's got.

her lawyers are trying to find they're. like and there's photos of him with. Epstein and like they're trying to clip. him every angle man how much money of. his money does she need well here's the. trick with her she's given it all away. do you have you seen this I I didn't get. piece of it search how much money. Melinda Gates is given away both have. given away money I know but this is her. goal I think I think she wants to take. all of his [ __ ] just to give it away. that's that's revenge like like the OJ. people yes bro yes she want to be in. front of the courthouse burning his. money.

look at that uh well where is it it's. just Melinda Gates though if you can see. what she's G she has this big. philanthropic need to give away all of. his money and she said her half that she. got from him she's going to give away. like 80% of it she wants all of it gone. check it out check it out o right oh. you're going to give away 80% of $50. billion like go [ __ ] yourself man like. she acts like it's like oh I'm putting. myself out and I'm giving away I'm only. going to have like three billion left. right like [ __ ] off lady [ __ ] off I want.

to see them I put it all into Bitcoin. and then we'll see what happens no I. want to see the person that has only. like $10,000 and they go I'm giving all. my money away to charity that means. something yeah that does you're right. you're right well what can you even do. with all that money what you I mean I'm. saying you have to give it away the. foundation spent 5 billion in 2019 on. programs in the United States around the. world including management costs from 94. to 18 they've given away 36 billion yeah. that's not what I was looking for but. anyway I do know she gave she's trying. to give away all of his money which I. think is a bad [ __ ] move she's like.

[ __ ] this dude I'm going to bury him I'm. going to give away all this money wait. my thing is like this what does she. think the relationship was going to be. like first of all he's crazy nerd so is. she right right but he's got like all. this money like you you think he was. going to be regular. husband I got $50. billion give me $50 billion me and. Rachel gonna have a whole different. relation I give you $50 billion you go. ra Rachel Rachel who's Rachel who's. Rachel.

no I'd still be with her but she would. be like you know on the other side of. the and then she'd leave you and take. your half what happened that's what Rudy. where did you come back from rud went to. Hawaii welcome back Rudy hi. hi you look tan do you miss Bobby no no. no. way I want to tell you about my Bobby. called me the other day when I was in I. was in New York I'll tell you about but. I want I want to hear I want to hear. about um I want to hear about Hawaii um. did you have fun yeah we went diving. snorkeling and Hiking yeah did you catch.

any fish no we didn't you didn't spear. any fish weren't you guys wait hold on. Las Vegas but not in Hawaii Oh I thought. you did that in Hawaii too hold on a. second hold on a second can you tell me. about okay that all that boring [ __ ] you. just uh tell me the good stuff did you. meet any dudes did you like you know. what's Happ look at her face look at her. face what happened it was it was there. like a pool boy that was flirting with. you this a strict rule that it's a no. dude Poli and if she did meet somebody. she know she can't say it in front of me.

because Papa Santino doesn't put up with. that she's not dating till she's but I. met 30 35 you're right what did you wait. what did you say did you meet somebody I. was in the post office today to mail. something you see what you've done to. her I know she went to Hawaii a. beautiful setting couldn't meet a dude. at the post office she's like what's up. cutie no but there was there was a guy. and he was cute and then he asked me if. I was r.

really yeah and did you what did you say. I said yeah yeah and and then he said I. was doing good in the podcast okay and. mhm and I said. bye genius cut to them in the back of. the room she no no she she she is she. knows she says yes thank you leave me. alone you should have made him pay for. your shipping what were you at the post. office for I was returning my dress from. prom oh do we have pictures of that.

no come on I have I have pictures in my. Instagram of my dress oh you do who' you. go to prom with myself like a boss how. was prom it was really fun what did you. do what happened give me some prom. stories o. Rudy woo Rudy looking shop dude look at. that you in that dress that's fancy. that's cool it's like tie-dye yeah was. it uh themed to prom what was the no. there was no theme really didn't we used.

to do themes yeah I feel like that was. the thing well your thing was always. like casino night at your high school. I'm sure it was like and yours was in. the 40s so that was just real for you. old ass [ __ ] don't talk about. me when did you graduate high school. again yours was no when did you graduate. high school prohibition it was. like it's always a drunk thing yeah yeah. uh they're like that's not the theme I'm. like I graduated in0 1990 when were you. born 2001 Jesus Christ you could had two. families by the time she was I.

know yeah I have yeah live in a. different states I have to like fly back. and forth right you would have traveling. salesman yeah smoking on airplanes Rudy. you look great that's such a nice photo. and you took yourself right yeah why did. you not get asked yes and I also didn't. want to be with a guy okay we have to go. we we can't let this go okay did you. want to go with a girl instead no okay. well you just said it like that don't. know me like that you went I didn't want. to be with a guy that sounded very.

literal it was about a guy you just. didn't want to go with somebody yeah I. just wanted to be with wait wait why why. the guy that asked you why why you. there's no eye candy you could have. brought with you why is it going to be. awkward cuz I don't know how to like. interact with um what do you mean yes. you do this is because of you people. this is not me she lives in Bobby's. house she don't even know how to deal. with because she thinks men are you and. Bobby like imagine imagine her example. of men is you and Bobby. we're her uncles okay she knows how to.

had the post office like oh. hey she was in Hawaii and couldn't find. nothing in the post office she was like. oh maybe she doesn't want to find a dude. right Rudy see she's independent bro she. doesn't need that because you've scared. her that's right bringing no boys around. this studio I guess it worked yeah but. you know what Rudy I think that's cool. that you went alone that's a smart move. Eric went alone but that was that was. not by choice that was just because. ain't nobody going to ask your.

ass you should okay I'm going to bring. my Prim pictures okay I want to see it. you got to see the dime piece I went. with I want to see it I do want to see. did you yeah yeah prom was fun what did. you do what was your prom like I don't. even remember dude I was see I barely. remember that stuff so wait you went to. Hawaii you had you had a bunch of fun. with with Kila and her sister right and. then you came back you went to prom you. killed it at prom no Hawaii pictures by. the way mhm no why well you don't want. to the real things that happen no they.

don't want to show off how fancy she is. cuz they were probably staying in the. Four Seasons and all that stuff you know. what I mean with sweets and stuff Richie. Rich over here I know who did you who. did you hang out with at the prom do you. have a group of friends yeah I have and. then this girl was so high that she was. she was becoming annoying what was she. on I don't know she just smoked. something she smoked something and just. was becoming annoying yeah yeah that is. annoying their generation I was in Best. Buy yesterday picking up a like a card a. card and uh these girls at the register.

were probably same age like 19 20 you. know whatever and were losing their. minds because a dude I don't know you. may know um Charlie demello's boyfriend. was there do you know who that is Noah. Beck Noah Beck is that his name wow yeah. she she pulled that out of her well. that's what I said it was like the same. age bro well they couldn't check me out. cuz this guy was in the store the store. was shut down for this cat people were. losing their minds for this dude I never. heard of him my entire life I know who.

she is the Tik Tok girl is that him I. think wait that's Dixie's boyfriend I. don't know about Charlie's see look at. they I knew she would know I just don't. get it what do you mean you don't get it. he's a he's like a hunky hot young dude. what do you mean but there's probably. like a thousand that look just like him. but he's probably has a famous on. YouTube or some [ __ ] okay they all got. to have the same level of Fame to date. each other I get that that's the kid. that was him that was him long hair that. was him yeah the other someone didn't. look like him that was him what's his.

name uh Chase. Hudson I love when George uh you're. Chase Hudson I know dor I love the DOR. he's such a dork I love him like those. two guys that would be a great sitcom. though yeah Dracula and uh dork and. dorkier yeah yeah like that would. Dracula and pink dick like they if they. were gay that'd be a great like you know. yeah if I George I want to take you out. on a uh I like how you Mist I like how.

you Mist he's from Spain but you think. he's from Transylvania the way he he's. got a little Transylvania in there yes. he does he's like I want to go no that. is a good call because when I mock him I. go Finance advis it does kind of sound. Transylvanian he might do you think. fancy B might be a vampire I think so. yeah he does kind of exude some of the. qualities he stays up all night he's. really he's probably 700 years old and. we don't realize it nah some I see some. signs of his age for sure no because you. know what if you were let's say you. really were of vampire mhm people would.

notice you you couldn't be on Instagram. like to really survive you got to be a. dork you know what I mean you have to be. well dude who Ed at night nobody nobody. really knows him and you know what I. mean no one's going to be like oh my God. you look like somebody I met when I was. a little kid no he's just going to be. like a you know an introverted like it's. true an editor he sits in a dark room. don't you fans you sit in the dark room. editing all day and all night don't you. that's my life that's my life and I. don't really know and I don't really. know his wife isn't real we've never.

seen her you know that right never no. one knows who she is have George have. you ever seen his. wife uh I think it was a plant though. you know she was way too attractive for. him it was a beard it was a pay a h he. hired hired her yeah I have in the. basement oh in the basement I have her. in the basement I have her in the. basement I have I've made him across. which is basically just his apartment. right I live in the. basement I live in the basement she. lives with me click the first photo of. this guy look at this guy do you like do.

you like him Rudy is he good looking. he's not not at all what about him do. you not like cuz he seems like he's a. cute guy am I wrong he's a little. androgynous too I think that's the. people what you might he seems like he. might be a chick and a dude yeah what do. you what do you not like about this guy. Rudy I've just seen him a lot in Tik Tok. oh you know okay so you so you're. annoyed by him yeah that's what but you. don't find him. attractive well that's like well I guess. that makes sense though cuz if you do. right if you do see someone enough and. they just piss you off you're like I. can't stand this who do you who do you.

find attractive of this of These Guys. these young famous who's the guy that. you go. o um who is on your Tiger Beat have no. idea what I like Vinnie hacker Vinnie. hacker let's see not his real name for. sure if it is wow they looks like the. same guy the same guy no he's even more. gay this one I like it this guy what do. you like about this guy looks just pull. up a side by side of this guy and the.

other guy the same guy that's the same. guy they are the same guy look look at. this same guy same guy that's literally. the if you said to me is that the same. guy I'd go yes of course that's the same. guy they look. exactly they do who does Vinnie hacker. date rude no one well could be Rudy jwes. reach out to him on the Graham no why. not look at this guy's lips how old how. old is this it's injections for sure is. he get his lips injected Jesus it's. weird now got some juicy lips been like.

what's up girl. guys how do guys have dsls now that's. like a big thing yeah yeah yeah boys. have dsls like that's insane I get it. look at this yeah but they all that's. all manufactured right he's not born. like that that looks like those are. women lips yeah like how does he like I. I would just like to see him like on a. Tuesday like at 4 pm just regular cuz. this looks all well okay scroll down. let's see if there's like this is all. made up stuff like look at this guy is. he ever normal. I mean on the far left that was him top.

left that one yeah that looks like it's. just in the in the during the day. randomly right no he still looks like. stilling yeah he's posing he's done up. at all times but that's his whole you. understand Rudy this is all fake no this. is real don't I don't know I'm saying. like don't ruin my fantasy scroll down. this is all fake you're right though he. looks and he looks exactly like the. other guy but let her have Vinnie hacker. he likes she likes Vinnie hacker so. you're into white guys like this. no Brown for you huh I like.

brown wait wait wait wait who was that. for that's like is your family watching. and they just went like this yeah I like. brown I like brown I do I love. Brown yeah but every guy you've. mentioned on the show that you think is. cute has been a white guy okay this one. um Manny from Good Girls Manny from Good. Girls what's good girls is that a. Netflix show I never heard of that's oh. thinking of a different show Good Girls.

is a great show oh that him right that's. him so you like Manny yeah he's hot he. okay he's hot yeah no he is attractive I. think you're right there yeah so if he. kind of looks like Travis Barker with. that be no but what I'm saying is the. brown guys she likes have to be like. very light-skinned in Mexican cartel. type of like bad boys right but the. white guy could just be like hi I'm. white with big lips you know what I mean. yeah I am white with big lips this is. actually a great show I like this show. Good Girls yeah what's it about rude. um moms that are stealing stuff oh I've.

seen the preview of this yeah um uh. somebody who's really famous that's in. it it's one famous lead right I don't. think she's all that famous no yeah yeah. yeah she is there's one I've seen the. poster of it it's these are the people. uh well Christina Hendrick I know may. Whitman she's a great actor she's really. dope oh and re Rea you know Rea yeah. that's what I'm saying but they're just. you know yeah but Chris great but. they're all great it's a great show May. Whitman is very she's she's dope I think. she's really talented I watch show I. should watch it I've seen the the.

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you'll go man that guy was incred you. know what I mean yeah you know so many. people work when they find him dead in a. in a condo in Oaks yeah in in in in his. basement I keep David hsby in my. basement David hsby is actually my wife. Matthew liard Matthew Lillard's really. good too he's been a lot of I think I'm. stuck on uh I'm stuck on watching uh. documentaries now because I've been. sitting on so many planes and. downloading Netflix I tried to watch. that hillbilly elegy have you seen that. no have you seen that did you guys see. that nope I can't do documentaries a lot.

no no hu is a movie I tried to watch. that and I was I went right back to. documentaries R Ron Howard directed it. it's Amy Adams and Glen Close yeah what. I hate doing is I start watching like a. series on Netflix and then you finish. this like season two let's say right and. you're like oh man I actually like that. and then you look it up and he goes this. was cancelled eight years ago you know. and it's you know that happens every. time to me yeah I was watch I just watch. the shinara Chronicles what is that it's. just kind of like elf you know elf human. sci-fi fantasy show and it's so bad okay.

like the acting and even the special. effects are terrible but I it was. addictive and I watched the whole thing. then I looked it up and it was like. that's a a no on season 3 because of bad. ratings and terrible and I was like oh. man we've lived that life together who. you telling I just got a couple of. residual checks from Showtime it's so. funny are they still showing I'm dying a. yes because I'm tired of people sending. us messages saying every other day I'm. getting a message about like oh this is. a great show when is he coming back or I. can't believe they canceled it really.

you can't believe they can we should. continue the lie and just be like it is. coming back coming back we're coming. back 2024 we'll be right back yeah Griff. uh address what's on your arm by the way. because people oh I I had I got an iv I. got a immune boost IV drip drip drip I. got a drip drip I like doing it and I. got a a vitamin D shot in my booty. really why do they got to go in your. booty I that's what I always say is that. preference no I preference they're like. armor your booty and you're like how How. big is wait I make the same joke with. the nurse every time you got to take me.

to dinner first. girl how funny she she's autistic she. puts it down she's like okay and you. guys have to go to dinner fo SP have you. ever had an IV rude yeah when I had. D I'm sorry when you had dangay fever. you had [ __ ] dangay fever I thought. she was dating a black guy I'm. sorry I got that. dang is that what the young kids are. call. you know about that dang G oh he got.

that D you only like white guy she's. like I like brown and. dangay dark chocolate when did you. [ __ ] get D fever in the Philippines. is that common to get yeah what's going. on there is it just like the Wild Wild. West there they just can you Google. Denay fever like I can't believe that's. that common people still get that M I. know I know it's common in parts of the. world but I don't think you that's a you. lived in a developed part of the. Philippines right no caused by I'm so.

ignorant it's just a caused by a. mosquito bite right M or any kind of bug. bite mosquito bite but what does it make. you do it's very look very rare very. rare oh that's fewer than 20,000 cases. in the US look internationally how rare. it is though everything is rare. here like International numbers must be. huge Africa I think it's massive it says. Denay fever international flights holy. [ __ ] 100 to 400 million infections every. year yeah I think Africa gets fever. constantly go back to the last page cuz.

I want to see more about dangay fever. how were these all your symptoms is this. what you felt fever headache muscle. joint did you have like uh vomiting. diarrhea all that stuff yeah and I had. like weird red dots all over my body wow. how long did it last two weeks two weeks. it's like you had Rona you had Denay. Rona and and what did you lose weight. yeah D diet I'm on the dang diet I lost. seven to 10 pounds let me let me get. this straight how much how much did you. lose 400 million people a year is that.

what that said yeah around the world get. it I know so 400 million people around. the world get that yeah and we didn't. shut down their world economy for it. okay. okay we'll be right back with breit Bart. news with Eric Griffin. just how many people die of Deni say. that that well you know the number one. killer in the world is fat. diarrhea more people die in Africa from. diarrhea from dehydration and diarrhea. from getting sick and they. die look at this though how many people.

die at Den every single year up to 400. million people get infected 22,000 die. that's nothing how many people die from. diarhea you shut down the economy for. 22,000 I mean maybe maybe in La they. would how many people die from diarrhea. yearly look at this you shut clubs down. staggering uh 1.6 million people died. from diarrhea go. globally can you believe that wow. 800,000 died from suicide 45,000 yeah Di. happens are you just on the toilet and.

then you just like just like fall out. like what I just don't get yeah they die. from slipping off the toilet cracking. their head on the [ __ ] sink that. would make sense you get real slippery. on the toilet no it's or no you know how. they die rushing to the toilet and they. can't get their pants down and then they. fall and they hit their head that. probably happens this is the most you. never [ __ ] your pants no have you [ __ ]. your pants dude I'm over 40 you [ __ ]. your pants when you're over 40 no. there's two people in here that are 40. have you [ __ ] your pants PD nope have.

you. fancy uh let's define what is [ __ ] in. all right well what's the definition of. no no no no no but you know what he just. said he just said I have farted a few. times and maybe a little bit of [ __ ] I. was drinking this man's blood I farted. he said a little [ __ ] has come out on a. fart every now and then that's what I. mean I don't mean like I'm just sitting. around and just like you know what I. mean I'm like oh my God you tooted and. booted yeah wait a minute fans did that. happen to you did you squeeze out a.

little Sharkies yeah. ah I love the just the yeah yeah where. was it when was it um I was doing uh bad. friends one day you were here listen he. is terrible at improv yeah like. sometimes he's good like literally he. the scenario just turned into something. completely can I add a little bit to how. bad is at improv we I just uh started.

him some improv classes last night. here's his. improv hello George who has a wife and. they kid if there raining outside did. you really go to improv class fans I did. you did yeah what the [ __ ] how come we. haven't talked what did you go to impro. and why did you film that where was the. camera crew for that where did you go to. did you do. online I no no no it was in person where. it came uh this coach came to us oh. this sounds like some like that that's.

how you end up did you hire a [ __ ]. improv coach I did oh my God where did. you find him though is he reputable cuz. this seems like a Craigslist oh okay. exactly yeah it's one of the best. improvers on hanging out on. Craigslist fanc I'm proud of you for for. improving that's great yeah good for you. fans [ __ ] yes I we do have to record. that George next time we do have to. record that please okay yeah there's no. doubt yeah that is that is gold that's. for this show that's for this show and. then and then bring that improv teacher.

on no you know I'm not doing that [ __ ]. yeah just no zoom them in it'll be like. tell us and then have that guy do an. improv class with you and. Bobby that would be hilarious he'd have. to pay us man he'd have to pay us the. big bucks speaking of which Bo Bobo. called me when I was in Jersey where was. I yeah I was coming back from Jersey. which by the way I did my last socially. dist show M they had me in um in the. Hard Rock in a. we sold out both shows 7,000 seat Arena.

where [ __ ] Kevin Hart plays cuz they. had to spread out all these chairs. because it was booked before the F oh I. did the show on Sunday on [ __ ] Monday. they could have put it in the regular. venue or whatever but it had been booked. during Co well how many people were in. there each show was I could actually. look each show I'm GNA look right now. but bro I walked how did it look though. how did it feel I mean dude they did the. best job that they could but it was it. was it was all so spread out it was how. I mean it was like. uh it it was a bummer because I was like.

this was so spread out so the total. numbers was it was like 1,200 people. total so 600 a show damn except I know. trust me it was bananas it so spread out. I was just in Florida West Palm Beach. and yeah it's fine you wouldn't even. know no I know well I did same thing I. was in Dallas same thing they were. shoulder-to-shoulder but look this had. been booked before that's what it was. but they were so spread out man dude. Honestly though it was echoey and Weir. and like the gaps were huge and you were. like this is so it was tough but on the. on the way back Bobo texted me and he.

said um uh I think he said I'm on the. verge and then I said what he said call. me hold on so I called him and he said. this is this is Bobby uh I'm on the. verge that's what I that's what he said. I said what he said call me he said he's. having an emotional breakdown because no. one wants to hang out with him such a. [ __ ] baby and a liar bro I'm. FaceTiming him and he's and he's and. he's literally no one wants to hang out. with him that's what he says no I think. it's no one wants to enable his [ __ ]. Behavior he's around like other actors.

and stuff like that who are like dude I. don't listen to your. podcast Jamie here let's see let's see. let's see if we can get him on FaceTime. right now while he's in hungry he's only. got a little bit give me the mask oh. yeah you should have had although I I. don't know where it is now he's not. going to pick up but he he called me and. said no one wanted hang Jamie Lee Curtis. didn't want to hang out with him I. understandable get it but they went out. to dinner like twice and then after that. he's like have nothing to talk about and. I want to be in the same frame with.

these people and I want to be as cool as. these people and Kate Blanchett is there. which is like wow can you believe that. yeah I can't she's like whatever the. case may be uh he was all complainy. because no one would hang out with him. because he was like I'm alone all day. long and all night he's got one new. friend on there has he talked to you. about his friends out there he said that. he had one friend but then that friend. left yeah the guy left I don't know why. he didn't just like set up a show down. there or something yeah but you he. because he's lazy I mean what has he.

been doing has he told you what he's. been doing just in his room eating. eating and playing playing playing video. games yeah oh he brought his Xbox or. Playstation for he's there for nine. weeks you think he wasn't going to bring. something what would he what literally. what what would he do I don't know I. mean he and he didn't like the food he. he complained about literally everything. and then he complained that he's. probably not going to get any billing. and get cut out of the movie and at some. point I hung up yeah CTO is going to. have the funniest scene in the movie. 100% you know 100% that so he's bitching. and moaning and complaining going be the. dictator all over.

[Music]. again yeah he he called all angry about. it but yeah but on my way back I was. saying how I'm happy that everything is. lifted I went to New York and I was in. the seller have you ever done the seller. yeah are you past there yeah yeah I just. I did I when I did this movie with Ray. Romano he walked I walked in with him. and SD was there yeah yeah and it was. kind of like oh you know and then we got. regular sets right cuz like he bumped it. you know sure I went on with him and and.

it's funny so I tell him I go well you. were doing what oh the movie with oh. right right right so then I then he he. goes let's do some let's come on. Saturday too and I say wa why why don't. we tell her and get like on the lineup. yeah so we're not and he goes oh you. know what you're right he's so famous. him he doesn't you know what I mean so. we did that you know they didn't put his. name on the lineup you know they put you. on though yeah yeah yeah and but then I. did it and I think that after that I. think she was that finally like oh okay. this guy's funny yeah you know what I. mean I had no plans to I had never done.

the seller it kind of was one of those. things where it's like that's New York's. Comedy Store those guys come here it's a. little weird we go there it's a little. weird it's you know it's like their home. you know what I mean I didn't want to. step on toes even though I knew a bunch. of those guys right me too but the. Stephano came out and Chris was doing. like six sets you know one at the seller. one at fat pussycat one at Village. Underground and then he did that twice. over and then he said do you want to go. up es will would like to watch you I. said dude I've never played here and I. don't know you know what's weird is like. I didn't know if I cared if I was like.

do I I'm not here enough yeah yeah I. respect the place and even when you go. you probably doing like a club you're. probably doing like Carolines or some. little theater because I usually don't. play New York New York is so hard to. play it really is I usually say no I. usually go I'll play like Jersey I'll. play I'll play Philly city is tough it's. a tough cell so anyway blah blah blah I. said all right I get I what fine I'll go. why not do a spot and I knew people mat. oane was there who I love he murdered. he's so funny man yeah um Carmen Lynch. like people that I recognized that I. knew Todd Barry it was like all right I.

was comfortable you know Ricky Val it. was people I've known or seen before and. I went up and had a great set and then. she was like you anytime you want D but. it was cool to get past at this age in. our career cuz that's what I felt we. don't do it any do that anymore you. don't showcase it you just go like if. you're not in at that club you just go. well I'm not in at that club I don't go. there and I just won't go there but. isn't it funny dude to do five minutes I. haven't done five minutes in I don't. know I really can't I genuinely like. maybe seven eight nine years I don't. know when last time did five minutes oh. [ __ ] I wouldn't even know how to do it I.

it was it was genuinely hard you just. kind do you just kind okay I guess I got. to get off here's two jokes like that's. how I felt like here's two jokes I saw. did you see was Louie there he had just. been there in the early show yeah cuz. he's been going a lot yeah yeah I saw I. saw him per and I was like all right. yeah I you know he's back in full swing. that that club is back they've got all. the the um they took the things down. right they just took them down yeah the. the what are those the plexiglass. whatever yeah yeah but I didn't even. feel like it was a lot of people in. there when I did it no because it's. packed like because no no but I'm saying.

because it's so small but so I was like. damn I wonder how it is that they. probably just got people like sardines. in that place but it's a nice vibe in. there yeah it's the same kind of feeling. I got like it's same kind of O feel. feels like the RO right except it's more. intimate bro I've done a couple of sets. and they've been fine but they just it. doesn't feel the same yeah it also not. to get negative but it doesn't feel the. same without Jeff Scott at the piano. it's just a weird thing it just felt sad. it felt a little weird for me I. forgotten when I first went you forgot. that he. died G yes Griff not that that I was.

looking for him right I'm what I'm. saying though is like it was like a a a. punch in the face reminder CU I looked. over there and I was like oh [ __ ] that's. right they have his name lit up there. yeah yeah so that was like uh you know I. thought that it was like it was it's a. nice tribute that they're doing that. yeah I think we all I mean I think I'm. so excited what the 15th everything is. open up finally right you excited what. are you gonna do first huh what are you. gonna do first on the 15th when. everything is open no mask no. restriction she's going to go to the. Post Office she's still nervous look at. her stay home you still going to stay.

home you're vaccinated you're fine yeah. but I don't want to go anywhere oh my. God this is the youth I know this is the. youth this is what happens what's a. regular day for you then. sleeping for real that's all she does. what time are you sleeping until every. day like was this like an annoyance to. come here. no yes yes no she hat love coming here. hat it here well Rudy you what else are. you doing during the day now the.

school's about to be this is summertime. right no I still have one more week yeah. okay okay one more week I'm saying but. you're done and then what are you GNA do. for the. summer maybe go back to Hawaii or in the. Philippines see how fancy this is I know. fancy as hell go to back back to Hawaii. you know you know how many times I went. to Hawaii when I was in high school zero. I didn't go to [ __ ] Hawaii I didn't. get to go to vacation we went to Florida. yeah to Florida see your grandma yeah. once yeah to go sit by the beach and. burn that's terrible trip right in by.

car by the way we had we used to have to. drive to Florida I was a little more. fancy actually CU I was an only child. yeah but and it it was just you and your. mom yeah just me and my mom so like when. I was a seven years old we went to like. a a tour we went to London Paris and. Rome woo yeah what did your mom do for a. living I don't even remember those days. you don't know what she was doing yeah. well she did so many different like she. became like she went to school to become. something different and then like so in. my later years she was a safety. specialist for the city like for like uh.

um she worked for La the city yeah like. one of the colleges downtown so she was. like the safety spell because it became. this because people you know what it was. it was a new profession people were. getting sued companies were getting sued. so often for workers compensation that. they came up with like a profession to. help companies stop you know set make. sure there was fire extinguishers making. sure there was like oh so she became a. safety specialist but she was like a. transcriber when I was a kid really yeah. she did like a thousand different things.

transcribing was a big thing for her so. cuz like there was no if you think about. now like so a doctor would like you know. be in this thing that you know at. surgery whatever or talking and then she. would like be a medical transcriber so. then she would have to like go type. whatever the doctor said wow you know. but now it's like they don't like that. kind of profession is gone like like. take like a photo. mat right it's all uploaded you know. what I mean like you could just like do. voice you voed you know right the moment. you say it it's already logged in yeah. rayon oh my God you know what man you.

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because you can speak and it and it. dictates what you're saying so you can. be on the phone right with someone who's. deaf and you can be speaking like you're. speaking to them and it will voice. dictate everything that you say that. [ __ ] don't work good though bro he was. like this is the first he's like Dad do. you realize it's the first time we've. we've talked or that we've talked over. the phone and I'm such a dick the I'm. just like he he still can't hear him. yeah yeah you're not talking over the. phone no but it's like you you're. reading over the phone that voice. texting [ __ ] like it's always going to. mess up so have a I use it every day. yeah but it doesn't you always say.

something you know what you let me tell. you something let me let me say. something that you always say in your. voice texting you have to say this at. least once in the in the in the in the. chain huh sorry about that I'm voice. texting right here watch let's see if I. can do this m hey Griff I'm voice. texting you right now and I'm pretty. sure that every single thing that's. coming out of my mouth is going to be. correctly put on this. app you [ __ ] up I know I know I didn't. know what to say I'm voice texing you. right now I'm pretty sure that. everything griin my [ __ ] is so.

big right now and I'm pretty sure that. every single yeah cuz you said you. didn't say anything you said all this. enunciating like that was so simple so I. speak with clity hello how are you doing. this is Andrew texting you right now. that's not when you start like talking. regular I'll do it the way that supp to. turn right now no no no no stop it just. do it like this right now like just turn. it on oh yo what's up Griff you know I'm. out here doing my thing dog.

that that hey man it got in. there see maybe it's like set to just. white people register white people. register yeah well was made by it was. made by Asians who only like. whites see look I'm gonna send you what. you just said it says it was made by. agent who only like white that's because. that phone is stop that's trying to stop. Asian hate that's what that. is speaking of speaking of Agents are. you on a job hunt now yeah sorry I. haven't had an audition in three years.

I'm dead dead serious yeah well even the. one audition I got I got I got all my. hopes up and then they didn't even I. know I told you I thought it was gonna. get picked up I'm s but you know what. dude can I tell you something let me can. I just give you what a network. television is like listen up Rudy this. is for you this is for you all right so. let's say Rudy let's say you have a lot. of money and you want to build a house. and you hire an architect and you the. architect draws out everything about the. house and you go I love this house M. that's the house I want you to make and.

in the making of the house you start. going like this I think I want the. kitchen on the other. side you know what can you uh change the. you use a mahogany I want you to use a. different wood and then you make all. these changes and then you see your. house and then you go like this I don't. like this yeah [ __ ] you know why you. don't like it you know why you don't. like it Network cuz you [ __ ] it up. that's why you don't like it now cuz all. your dumbass.

changes ABC. ABC they [ __ ] [ __ ] it up and then. they want to wonder why they don't like. it you know why you don't like. it cuz you got. involved you should just write checks. and. let. talented makers of entertainment do the. thing you paid them. for it's so it's unbelievable I know.

that's what they ruin things you can say. that I'm not saying that I'm not getting. any work you can that's you I'm not. getting any work either that's the last. time I'm working for them any now yeah. that's it Disney then I saw the pilot. you know and then like my section like. you know they cut it down so much I was. like do you even like. me did you even really want me in this. show was the pilot bad I it wasn't what. I thought I was dis I was so. disappointed in what they did to the. office part of the show that I was like. I wouldn't have picked this up either. that was my thought who was the star of.

the show Shannon Woodward Jane Lynch. Jane Lynch is she was great this stuff. it listen the show was wood I don't know. who that is am I stupid look her up she. she was on West if you saw her she was. on uh raising Amy or Raising Hope not. raising Amy her name's Amy on the show. oh yeah I like her yeah she's great. Westworld yeah West and she was so good. at the role she was playing like like. like just you know and and I feel bad. because the creator of the show. this was like her life story sort of you. know it was based off her own story.

she's been working on it for 5 years you. finally get your show made you get it. going and then they just. go see you yeah they do what Andreas. does in his [ __ ] pants that's so sad. that's so sad that those things come and. go so much they never have given a. chance that's what I'm saying like it's. like why don't you just let these people. make the show they wanted to make and. then if you say after you see it you go. well we don't like it but they're so. involved in every step of the way and. they wonder why they don't like it right. that's my point the way I think is. everything should be shot three episodes.

I think Pilots quote unquote should be. three episodes cuz you can't really get. to know something in the first episode. by the second and third you really get a. rhythm you're spending so much money. anyway why not just do three to me three. is the golden number what do you think. fans you're in the you're in the. industry I'm just you can see how upset. I am I know well you should be I think. the way they're doing it today with. platforms is better if they like. something they just like the whole. system but but that's true but that's. but on network still doesn't apply they. don't do it that way they still do the. the pilot system which is they pick up.

you know they shoot 10 Pilots or they. nitpick it every single stage who was. the studio and who was the network ABC. signature studio and ABC Network oh so. that should have been a lot of a lot. usually it's really tough if it's like. no Fox Studios and and and NBC Network. and you're like oh my God this is you. have two competing Brands yeah that's. the weirdest thing it's like it's like. Nike and Adidas have a contract with an. athlete I know that's what like which. doesn't exist but people imag they're. both people think that about TV people.

think that right people think that like. when AB ABC show is on ABC you go like. no that ABC shows on CBS they don't you. don't even know cuz there's probably. like really only three studios in the. entire world like they're they're all. subsidiaries of something else right the. look network television is about selling. refrigerators yes it is it's not about. entertainment it's why the Price Is. Right literally was about buying [ __ ] it. was literally like how much is this. thing we're actually promoting that's.

what it was like they make a show and. then the upfronts are all about showing. these shows to the advertisers because. the advertisers are like okay is that. show funny enough where people are going. to watch it so we can you know sell our. products right that's what it's all. about right so you have to understand. like why they don't care about racial uh. equality thank God they don't care about. none of this stuff all they care about. is like how many white homes that got a. lot of money can we get these shows into. correct and this is why you see a lot of.

white TV it's not like it's not necess. like we need to stop always assuming. that this is about race it's about money. as a person of color when I'm looking at. this [ __ ] and I'm like they don't got no. black people on no because when they do. it'll be like it's a black show for. black advertisers that's why when you. watching a black show the McDonald's. commercial was always what up y'all. they're always like that be back be back. you know they've been like that for 15. years I know but but you don't see that. on. that ain't on graay Anatomy when you. watching gr's Anatomy there's no.

McDonald's on gra Anatomy you know what. I mean. Chick-fil-A like anytime and they do. that and I what I'm saying is I actually. understand the business of it well just. business it's just business yeah but I'm. also like I think for me no matter I. think we should be more diverse I like. the diversity that's coming and. happening but the thing I don't like is. if the diverse stories are the same. stories all the time so you're like make. sure that this is a broad range of [ __ ]. you know what show was kind of wild and. totally different was um uh uh uh uh.

have you seen Bo Burnham's new Netflix. special everyone keeps talking about it. I want to watch it but I don't think I. think it's one of these like alternative. type you know what what are you laughing. at George you hear George chuckling what. are you chuckling about I want to check. it out yeah it is one of these. alternative types of things it's uh not. that funny but it's very interesting. yeah see that's what I'm he so that so. then it's going to be labeled brilliant. what what does that even mean George. explain that well I think there's no. audience I may destroy you was the show. I was trying to think of I couldn't.

think of her name do you know that show. yeah you like it don't you see this is. my point is like Watchman was good I. like when it's nonwhite [ __ ] anymore. I like when non-white creators are. making super unique [ __ ] because I think. even when they do submit stuff for the. most part it gets CH channeled into this. like I know but can you make an Atlanta. you know what I mean like they you know. that's the that's my biggest beef is. they're pushing out the same [ __ ] so. yeah so at least that show's good isn't. it I made destroy is wild it comes. across you should watch it you like it.

comes across as if it's [ __ ] funky. not to say this is true but it comes. across as if the white production side. they get to like live their dreams and. like let's make whatever we want to make. and then we'll we'll see if it works. right and on the other side it has to be. like something they know well has to be. something they're familiar with. culturally because otherwise or some. white guy has to take a chance on. someone. like Atlanta Isa r or yeah they take a. chance they go let's do this and then. you see this you know. what I love about insecure is like you. feel like you're a fly on the wall to.

these black women's lives yeah you know. and it's just like you just go oh and. then they're portraying them as like. powerful successful but also sexual. creatures that that like like human. beings you know because because when I. come from an era of the 80s and stuff. where like if you saw a black woman in a. movie or TV she got to be sassy as hell. she got to be like you know ghetto. whatever it is like that don't make me. yeah yeah yeah not they never portrayed. as people that like like having sex or. like doing things or just being like a. normal a normal person they they always.

inflate these caricatures yeah and so. then when you watch inure you're just. like oh [ __ ] this is like you know yeah. they're modern day women that's what I. made destroy you was kind of like that's. why you'd like that show no but uh uh. what were you saying you were saying. before that there was a show you were. just saying what did you just say before. that what' he say who hack oh he's had a. oh no we talk about Bo Burnham's thing. oh yeah Bo so so tell me about Bose I. haven't seen it but I but this one of. those things that like the you know the. the what's that one like real woke artsy.

like the The Verge or whatever sure. publication one of those Publications. where it has to be like oh this is the. most genius thing I've ever you know. it's like is that what they said yeah. that's that kind of thing you're getting. that's the kind of publicity it's. getting so I want to check it out look. I'm sure he's artsy fartsy kid he's. always been like that yeah that's how he. became famous yeah yeah yeah I think. he's I think he's crazy talented I don't. yeah yeah I mean there's a song that. song he put out Art Is Dead is one of. the best songs I've ever heard did you. ever see hear that song no arst dead is. so good uh just pull up the lyrics I met.

I met him when I was doing my new faces. in Montreal when he was like 16 yeah he. was like 16 17 saying like crazy [ __ ] on. stage but he's always been like look at. how powerful this is though uh this next. song is honestly about nothing at all. but it helps me sleep at night Art Is. Dead art is Dead art is dead. entertainers like to entertainers like. to seem complicated but we're not. complicated I can explain it pretty. easily have you ever been to a birthday. party for children and one of the. children won't stop screaming cuz he's a. little attention attractor when he goes. up to be a comic or actor he'll be. rewarded for never maturing for never.

understanding or learning that every day. can't be about him there's other people. you selfish [ __ ] is this about. Bobby but truly all of this money you. work very hard for I slept in late while. you worked at the drug store my drugs. attention I'm an addict but I get. rewarded I get paid to indulge in my. habit it's all an illusion I'm wearing. makeup I'm wearing makeup makeup it's. great man it's great I'm doing it no. justice by the way but what my point is. like a couple speci it's a deep it's a. deep wonderful song about what it's like. to be a comic I think he has good.

internal struggle I I think that this. special is portraying those things. that's great I I my only problem with. these like alternative specials they're. not traditional let's call them that not. I'm just saying let's call it let's make. a new thing well it's. called ComEd special well no cuz even in. back in the day when you saw like um. like a they we call them one man shows. one woman shows right you know and you. knew you weren't watching a comedy. special you were watching a different. piece of art yeah so what I don't. appreciate is that now they're doing.

these things and then [ __ ] on the. people that go the art form of going on. stage and just doing stand up and just. doing standup as if like oh this isn't. enough right it's like what are you. talking about two two totally separate. things they're two totally separate. things right I know but I don't like. that but the problem is now with like. her the youth like her age range they. don't they weren't used to that so like. all they're used to now is categorically. a Tik Tok guy is a comedian do you know. what I'm saying like it's the lines are. blurred okay I hear what you're saying.

but I but I disagree as that being the. reason what is it no they are used to it. they just don't like it cuz it. sucks I mean straight up yeah like. listen to me you go on Netflix and you. look how many comedy specials they have. on there yeah they suck a good amount of. them a good amount of them just the ones. that are good they stand out you know. it's hard to make a it's a hard thing to. achieve yeah it ain't even about the.

person not being funny or whatever it's. just about it's hard to capture what. happens in a live show it's impossible. so and then they were just handing out. specials like candy it didn't even. matter are you the most famous person in. Guatemala well you're getting a special. are you the most famous person in. [ __ ] whatever pick a country in. Europe well we're going to give you a. special and they just were like. inundating the these these young people. with like all this stuff every Network. Showtime HBO Netflix Amazon and they. just were like and so now you know I if.

I was young now you'd be like why do. they call it special mhm cuz it's not. anymore CU it's not so I don't think it. is anything to do with like they're not. used to it they're just like oh that's. that thing that they do that no one. likes or watches the problem is comedy. is so hard to capture yes it is so so. inherently specials are tough like they. really just have to be a moment in time. that's why like Eddie [ __ ] was great cuz. it was a moment in time yeah right he's. also a phenomenal performer also it go. to the comic was a moment in time [ __ ]. was happening it was it was like an.

amalgamation of like his just he's just. becoming Mega famous he's a great writer. he's a great performer he's just. becoming globally famous like that was. just timing was a perfect same with. Chappelle timing was perfect for Dave. yeah but I don't even know if it has. that's how a great special is born it's. like the timing is perfect but with him. though I mean What's the timing of six. specials I I just think that no the I'm. saying when they first crack the first. special that you see reason that they. crack is because you know like Sebastian. didn't pop until his fourth special or.

whatever yeah yeah yeah but that's. because the timing wasn't right for the. early ones he wasn't that he wasn't. funny he was funny but we're all funny. everyone that's good enough is. professional you're funny you'll go rip. a room anywhere the special the idea of. a special it's why Bobby won't make one. which I agree with because it's so hard. to capture what you really want to put. down forever and you have to have. material you. know I love giving you layups. was like Bo boom off the backboard he. broke the glass no but it is have you.

ever watched comedy. specials um I've seen Joe KO Joe Koy. right that of course who else would she. see and and by the way and that's why. Netflix does that right right he looks. like you do you like this guy that looks. like you how did you like Joe Koy. special it was funny I liked it yeah. have you ever seen anybody else's um. John meanies right you like John mlan we. talked about that and you know you know.

he's not single anymore well he looks. like an older version of the guy she. likes so she's seeing like oh my guy's. gonna end up looking like this joh is. like a tall skinny puppet yeah what do. you mean that guy looks like a young. they all start sex machine they all. start johal did not look like that at. any they start like that and they turn. into a [ __ ]. monster ventriloquist. yeah no but but uh no he does not look. like those young guys he no no but but. so you've seen melanies and you've seen. Joe Koy that's it huh Trevor Noah oh.

okay what' you think about that I liked. it you did huh. okay how you really feel Andrew I didn't. say anything I just said you did. Andrew's about to call George I take. that out take that part out no no I've. never I've I've only seen one thing he's. ever done I don't know what I'm saying. is there's so many yeah there's too many. there's too many yeah there is too many. and you know what uh it's all going to. stop now oh wait CU I listen it's over. now Netflix cornered to Mar. they overpaid for comedy so people will. walk down the street and go hey do you.

have a special on Netflix that's why. they did that so they own it now it used. to be HBO remember how HBO used to be. the thing we were coming up we were like. we I want to get a HBO special that was. the dream of every comic now it's like I. don't even know I don't even know what. the dream is anymore as a comic I think. the dream is just to continue you know. Jay Leno the dream is to go viral that's. the dream the dream is just to create a. big fan base and have them gold see you. live that's what I'm said that's what. the same thing but I'm saying it's not. about that's good now because now we can. you can try to continue to make your own. oh well because no no because now it's.

like you know we need it okay before I. want people to see me live that's all I. really want come see me live and have. fun with me but I'm saying before there. was only there was only certain outlets. in entertainment so you had to go that. route right so that's why it seemed as. if well you got to work this hard to get. like a sitcom to get a a special right. but now look you could be a funny. Christian comic who got a million. followers and you making $500,000 a year. those kids are selling out Arenas I mean. I'm saying it's crazy so there are.

there's a niche market for there's that. even that guy what's his name Darren. Chris or whatever his name is uh country. mama or Mama country or whatever the. hell his name the guy that got clowned. at uh at uh oh at Just for Laugh at Just. for Laugh Southern mama is that it. Southern mama that's him Darren Knight. Darren Knight I go to images images. obviously I don't want to see a video I. know his name was Darren yeah he he did. just this guy is he did just for laughs. with us this guy's huge well right what. do we do he to Just for Laughs he was. look up his net worth he's H he was on. the comics to watch right variety when.

you and you and I were together well. this is one of the many years that we. were there but like I remember he did. his Gala right and he bombed and he went. home because it didn't go well right. like he freaked out no this was like he. was on stage criticizing the other. Comics oh he was oh I just heard he. bombed and then they confronted him in. the hallway like Chris red was like like. going in on him in the hallway and cuz. he was talking [ __ ] he just what he was. saying you know the stuff the stuff he. was saying like you know like 2 million. is wrong that's what these things you.

these by the way CL zoom in on that. website real fast punch in on that. website just oh no no no just just pinch. and pull pinch pinch your. fingers oh Jesus George go back you know. how you can just pull your fingers on. that there you go look at look at the. website that we try to verify GL globby. gang of Glo gloy Gang official that's. you don't go there from like but anyway. the guy makes so much money I know it. cuz he's like on on uh. on uh Facebook too so what I'm saying. though is like and it's no knock on him.

what I'm saying is like he has his. following yeah no yeah that's what you. need to create that's you know so like. so now it's now we're in a situation. where you don't need like I I sometimes. I'm on Instagram and I'm like I had. actually I had lunch with this kid the. other day his his name is Simi oh man I. forget how to say his name but anyway. he's. like he's rolling with these like nek. Network you nek boys. I know who they are he rolls with them. dude these these people they sold like.

$60 million in merch last year they got. like you know and this kid like he's got. two million followers he's so huge on. the internet you know he wants to be a. comic so that's why I met with him and I. was like we got go to open mics man you. know what I mean like go to like you. know or just tour who cares but that's. what I said to him too I said if you. want to like let him go do his own thing. you want to set it up you know but but I. was like um it just was it just was it's. amazing like it's amazing how we're now. in a day and age where you could have. your own fan base that no one has to. know anything about right you know what.

I mean yeah you can live in your own. little lane you live your own little you. have your own lane it's really amazing. it's an amazing time so are you touring. by the way I'm I'm I told him to like. let's start uh getting some stuff going. got to get out yeah I just went to West. Palm Beach I'm going to be I'm in Austin. this week but I'm going for this movie. what you doing to Austin the movie that. Bobby and I did together it's called. hero mode is coming out so it's like and. I'm going to the premiere and do like Q. yeah but I saw a review of the movie and. it was not good a is that it right there. yeah I saw this review of the movie and. they said like oh there was this cringy.

line in the movie and I was like oh I. think that's my. line what's what was the line I forgot. what it was but I was like I'm pretty. sure that was my line so it's like I. don't know we'll see hero mode what do. you do in the movie I'm a teacher what. does he do bobb's the principal of the. school oh so annoying can you even. imagine what a terrible film it's going. to be bad if you you both are in it. together yeah all right what is it so. we're doing a game in which both of you. are playing the other person okay so you. have to be like Eric and Eric has to be.

like you oh no [ __ ] no I gave me here we. go everybody here we go all right let's. do it so okay let's go what do you think. is your best and worst. quality my best quality is my uh. loyalty and my worst quality is. [Music]. um probably my standup. [Laughter]. oh we going to go that way okay all. right bro I said loyalty up front I like.

how you like you turned it you know he. was like me start sweet [ __ ] comedy. show all right go ahead what kind of. things will you be doing 10 years from. now. oh in uh are you me yeah I'm you now. okay. [Laughter]. okay all right and what would you be. doing in 10 years Sano off skin. cancer because the.

sun really affects my yeah we get it. bro let mey let me do can I answer that. one for Griff I'll uh here I'll be I'll. be Eric ask me again I'm I'm Eric go. ahead the Asian baby we're going to. adopt we probably it'll be like eight. years old by then she's. 19 all right what is it say question. okay so Eric what kind of things will. you be doing in 10 years oh. this old ass [ __ ] un all right go ahead.

terrible Rudy gets the answer I'm gonna. be Rudy and then Rudy gets to be uh Eric. that'll be I'll be Rudy she should be. Bobby since he's not here yeah but but. it's got to be traded off with someone. in this room oh so I'll be Rudy and then. Rudy will be Eric yeah so ask me I'm. Rudy okay hey Rudy yes what is your. perfect. weekend sleep. [Music]. [Laughter]. more slip with the dogs slip slip slip.

okay go ahead Rudy now you're Eric you. she's got to be you that's unfair look. how you let himself off the hook no. you're Eric yeah Rudy you're Eric um. I'll be him on this question don't worry. what is the strangest dream you have. ever had uh. oh the strangest dream. hey hey what are you doing. the bottoms of Turtle. Island don't let him influence you.

that's what he likes he wants to see sex. scenes by is Bobby I'm with Bobby and. Santino in an island MH naked and we're. just doing things with each. other that is your little dream isn't it. what sort of things what sort of things. are we doing see he's into it what sort. of things all right we e are we at the. buffet line like what. we this was.

great you did great Rudy I'm glad you're. back Eric I'm glad you're black uh is. fine thank you uh thank you Eric I want. you to end the show look in the in your. single and and say thank you for being a. bad friend you'll take us out all right. hey thank you for being a bad. friend perfect. [Music]. well let's create let's create a horror. movie right now okay what are you afraid.

[Music]. [Music]. of what am I the most afraid of yeah. that's I think we we should play on our. fears right yeah first of all what you. and I are both if we were going to write. a horror movie yeah figure out what our. fears are right and then we'll just try. to wrap a movie middle of stuff creeps. me the [ __ ] out like if like I'm always. down middle of nowhere films I'm always.

like oo it's so sketchy okay middle of. nowhere like in the woods but in the. mountains and the woods in the mountains. and woods even more dangerous right. where you can lose power it can be cold. yeah right so mine has to do with the. ocean okay so on a mountain over the. ocean we got there they just being in. the middle of the ocean so oh okay we're. going to put it on a boat then no we'll. do both no no but listen middle of. nowhere is the middle of the ocean to me. one and the same right right so how. about how about how about one where it's. on an island but is that Island's. wonderful what a great place to be.

haunted okay a haunted island a haunted. island perfect perfect perfect then. here's another thing that I'm afraid of. being buried alive uh everyone everyone. that's everyone's fear that's everyone's. fear what doesn't. kids I've got it you and I wake up you. and I okay it you okay starts on you. right sand is in your mouth climb out. yeah you were buried alive. right or so what what you're saying is. that I'm a guy right I how about this.

let me just create my character I'm a. guy right and I work at like a liquor. store in New York correct okay in Harlem. so yeah I'm C I'm I'm logging out I'm. closing the store it's not a 24-hour. place right right so I'm locking. everything up right and it just shows me. like just walking with my backpack to my. little squalor house I have a really I. live in the basement somewhere in. Chinatown. what you live in Chinatown why does okay. anyway I I'm Chinese it just feels right.

I'm Chinese for this movie you're. Chinese okay I'll be Chinese for that. I'll be black in the movie we'll we're R. it we'll R you live in the basement of a. Chinese Chinese so you know and then it. just shows me like a little Montage of. me like cooking some Ramen right putting. some Ramen in right rat runs by rat runs. by right I'm by and a really rickety. table Yeah right sitting there I'm. slopping on the ramen I'm watching some. something on TV the news or something. right rabbity or TV right there's a cut. scene where I'm just kind of reading a. book on a mat that's where I sleep on.

the floor yeah oh sad this so sad so sad. right and then um I plug in my iPhone. whatever I have a phone right. Samsung Samsung okay got to be Samsung. all right Samsung I plug in my Samsung. Chinatown um doesn't matter what kind of. TV I'm looking at or tsha. toaa yeah yeah yeah um a tube TV no less. like an old tube not a plas so I assume.

just by your thinking correct I'm. wearing a kimono 100% what else would. you be wearing at your house so just all. right out in. public all right Kono I have a sword a. sword and your hair is in a a bun must. be and what's in it what's what's. holding your hair up the Chopsticks. Chopsticks that's correct. oh you racist [ __ ] all right this come. on let's get back to where we want to be. all right so I'm for some reason for.

some reason for some reason I I'm. wearing regular clothes you're wearing. regular clothes at the store but when I. get home there's got to even Montage. where I put the. on I put the chops in my hair people. will love it people love it I have. Samsung tsha samung. phv TV right oh [ __ ] right okay so. you're slurping your NOS then you lay on. your mat on my your bamboo mat your. bamboo mat bamboo mat right yeah right.

and then I wake up right on an island. you wake up you wake up crawling out of. sand crawling out of sand yes naked butt. naked butt naked right how about how. about I still have the Chopsticks in my. hair oh you got it yeah because we need. to have you have. materials yeah for some reason I still. have the bun with the Chopstick right I. come out right ohd be completely naked. right and it's the brutal day of the. it's the sun it's bright bright and all. of a sudden you your character digs out. right and you're wearing like a.

green suit like like like a leprechaun. like leprechaun and and where my penis. is is a little pot of gold little tiny. pot of gold with going goinging over so. you're wearing a leprechaun. o all right how about this look okay all. all of the [ __ ] aside we both wake. up on the island okay we're both butt. naked we wake up on the island we wake. up on the island and you and I are ready. to fight we don't know how this happened. did you do this to me no of course. that's not going to we're both coming.

out of holes where I'm not going to go. did you did you put me in this hole bury. me and then put a hole you put yourself. in a hole and bury yourself yes yes yes. no that's the logic that's not the logic. so we jump out of the hole Yeah we jump. out of the hole we're freaked out we're. pan of course we are we have no idea. what's going on where are oh you you. always say something like who are you. who are you yeah you're right that's the. dialogue who are you who are you you're. right um and we kind of calm down we try. to calm down I go all right so my name. is um Yoshi am I Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi right.

and I'm yeah um lucky. lucky I'm not Yoshi I'm lucky yeah yeah. do we have to have accents for this we. should H. Yoshi I'm lucky I'm Yoshi i'mi doing. what are we doing here okay so in this. island it's not a big island very small. it's maybe what a half a mile around not. even quarter mile around quarter mile.

around right but there is in the middle. of the island is dense dense there's. trees and one thick very thick but there. is a path right right you and I you you. go it's so hot out here we have to get. I'm going to we have to get cover yeah. you're almost inflamed I'm done right. and I go um all right so let's I found a. trail we go on the trail in the middle. of this island is a statue. of. her her eyes are black black right and.

there's red blood tears right there. right blood tears right and obviously. she has knives there's like a little. message. underneath what does it say um I can't. read. it. woo woo. W. yeah wo.