Rudy & Fancy's Betrayal | Ep 91 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends you are these. two idiots. white dude i'm an asian dude. you two are disgusting. well you two or something we're bad. friends. happy birthday. why do you have to steal the show you. can't just it can't just be a group. thing. wait stop this is plural. bad friends.

can i make a comment before may i make a. comment real quick of course it's good. to see you number one great to see you. had a great time in mexico with you i. had you know what's so funny yeah the. best time i had in mexico was with you. um not on stage okay we'll talk about in. a second right but the third thing if. you ever talk to me like that again i'm. going to rip your eyes out [ __ ]. all right so um. i wasn't trying to. steal focus. right i just you know i've heard you. know i get nauseous when i hear the same. song over and over again okay so i try. to make it my own all right let's do it.

let's do the black version of happy. birthday oh yeah. you know the black person happy birthday. no no no no the white version is happy. the black version is happy birthday to. you look at life.com happy birthday to. you. happy birthday julie you see i'm saying. you feel like mommy yeah and fancy got a. cake. from porto's. favorite okay wait step.

one last thing can i complain about one. last thing what's that beautiful cake i. love porto's right but when i just can i. just say something when i get my cake. can i just when i get my cake right i. get it from the vaughns. no we got her a porto's cake i don't. know when i get a crap because she's. important. she's a beautiful young. smart fighter like some sort of like. we are stationed. yeah right aka or cvs where they're not. a bakery all right they're pharmacy we. got your cake i get those cakes she gets.

the chip is for you i said the cheapest. we got you we didn't even get yvonne's. we got you john's i know i know we got. you jobs yeah and the guy the guy who. made the dr the who did the did like the. naming on it the spelling he had. cerebral palsy he like couldn't do it. right i was dead serious all right so um. your gift is in the mail. what is it how many times stop for a. second how many times have i told you. that the gift is in the mail and the. mail always comes and i get you a gift. um. just one time one time how about this.

bob you said you were gonna get me a. gift for my birthday which was a month. for. i forgot it and you said it was in the. mail you lied you said the exact same. thing was the light but. can i say this i'm going through a hard. time. it was a month ago my birthday i know i. apologize my birthday. the next one. all right let me say this yeah two.

things one we had so much fun in mexico. jules i'm sad you weren't there because. you would have loved it. uh and the second show was actually. great first show was bad second show was. great. and two so wait and two yeah right. behind you. we got the tops of turtle island amazing. and i think it's one of the coolest. things i've ever seen can you guys see. that on camera. yep it's our kids show oh yeah it's the. top secret yeah this is great. turtle island and today's the word is. haters and our special guest is black. magic doc that's you black magic dog. why does rudy have hair on her face.

she well that's something we wanted to. talk to her about yeah yeah honestly she. has like hair on her face yeah she's. well we're all muppet we're all muppets. yeah but there's no hair here this is. what normal why am i look like emmanuel. lewis you look like a man look like a. man yeah. all right so first of all i want to give.

rudy my gift gifts because i got you. multiple gifts and the receipts at the. bottom in case you want to take any of. it back. i am never included on all of this no. problem i'm so excited i went shopping. just for you because i saw it i said. what really is rudy rudy and look what i. got you. show the camera show the camera. is that a black barbie ocean barbie. it's a barbie that's it's she's brown. from a part of the ocean ocean barbie i. ordered ocean barbie for real there's an. ocean that's ocean barbie is she dead in. the water is that she she's like.

she swallows okay and what is that look. at that mini little waffle maker. and the last thing is something very. just cool it's tiny in there it's just a. it's a girl thing. it's a girl thing it's a jade stone. roller to make your to keep your face. young. what because 20 is pushing it has one. well they're dope and you keep them in. the fridge and it feels good. no they're great yeah yeah um can you. give it a nice works would you keep your. [ __ ] you know. yeah i mean you're fine you're black. yeah yeah yeah.

old old old red bones over here so look. so check this out ocean barbie she's it. literally says on the back she swam here. she swam here and it's nondescript over. where she came from but look it's a doll. line from recycled ocean-bound plastic. so she was cleaning up plastics while. she came here wow. isn't that cool so all the lighters i. feed the dolphins they get made into. barbies yeah yeah okay so when people. are like don't litter in the ocean. you're like yeah right we get barbies. out of it right i feel like keep. littering is how i feel that's how i.

feel about it 100 yeah. i'm telling you to keep literally love. it but racist you think. so. on the packaging for some reason i need. to know the race but look what it says. on the back what does it say look what. it says what. this is made from recycled ocean with. that part no scanning here for more. hey what hey yeah this is where you make. up a joke. can we do it again can i see it yeah you. know what it says it says mixed race. barbie it said. uh unlike most mixed race barbies this. time the dad is white and the mom is.

black i love it when that happens that's. what it says that is bill burr. do you like ocean barbie i love it. awesome but you like the waffle maker. you like the waffle maker the most yeah. daddy you make me a waffle saturday. morning or what. maybe. throw some shade throw some shade how. was hawaii island girl it was good yeah.

yeah you had fun in the sun. yeah but i wanted to go to mexico yeah. we wanted you to be there and by the way. you know your route they paid for a room. for her and everything no and you know. what i found out she got the [ __ ]. ocean view i'm not kidding yeah yeah. yeah you got a [ __ ] ocean view room. we got the jungle view and no one was in. her room i said can i switch and they. were like no it's for it's for a woman's. it's for a female room yeah i never saw. nicki all week nicki was there for one. night oh she was she was there for one i.

saw her when she got in with andrew and. then they took off she sang taylor swift. and went home but we're really. appreciative of the people that came out. that was really cool it was so much fun. i took a lot of photos and hugged a lot. of people. and it was a real um you know people. they would have recognized you two doc. doc they would have. and um i i really believe rudy i mean. jules that you we saved you from a. traumatic experience big time that first. show was traumatic it was it was bad. it was chaos but it's okay it's okay no.

you know what you know what we're. warriors we're warriors and we stormed. right through no we tr. well first of all afterwards the tent. afterwards yeah i have never seen you so. sad. i mean there was one point where. i was just kind of like it was hot. so i'm just laying there sweating and. just figuring out what the [ __ ] just. happened yeah and i look over to andrew. and andrew looked like. yeah i had my i had my head straight. down and my hands on my knees with his. hands down like this in between my legs. like it wasn't like a thinking man it.

was more like i killed myself man i. killed myself yeah i mean like it looked. so sad i was very depressed i looked. down my goal you all right man and you. go i'm not i'm not yeah we let them down. i kept saying we definitely i've waited. like i felt y'all figured y'all left let. them down what happened just because. they were professionals okay doc the. [ __ ] equipment was broken. and they tried to [ __ ] railroad us. yeah that's right right and we survived. we survived right and then in saturday. when we did the show again right we made. sure that that was not going to happen.

and it didn't happen and it didn't. happen it was amazing okay so i'm going. to tell you something we preserved my. little man yeah right my little brother. i love your face buddy. at all okay it's more like you know.

let's just put it this way we don't have. to cut this out. no all right we won't. but and i i honestly i'm going to do. this do it and and god. and if you die it would be so sad. but if you did. okay right right i would go straight to. the mortuary okay before the cremated. him okay. and i would go just save the. the hole oh the tush. not that i don't want the cheeks just. the sleeve no just the.

the ring the sleeve is that what you. call the wall the ring sleeve i don't. want the sleeve just the ring just turn. it wow yeah yeah i would have said. sleeve right. i just want the calamari part. right. and they're going to be like well that's. weird we'll just no because we cremate. it with the rest no i go no i don't. understand like a pumpkin carve it out. like a pumpkin right. is there any way to dry it out so that. like oh my god no let's be real. i'm being very real do you uncomfortable. they're like dry out now an anal rectum.

muscle i go. i'll you know what just give it to me. i'll do it at home. pete is searching can you dry out an. anus and anus and save it. right. now you might ask why yeah that was. difficult most people were right were. you asking yourself why because i saw. your face. it's. number one a ring. right right probably will probably go. around. probably tight. right yes. you know you know you know how they do.

rings on sets or whatever they go they. give you that little measure measure. right. so you're you think the pinky or you. think thumb he's thumb. well. whoa that's crazy. and i go what do you think this is and i. had it a little in a little jar.

i think the audi that's an elephant's. [ __ ] like that's how big it is. blue whale and i'm like no not a blue. whale. i don't know why i think you don't die. don't die fyi yeah don't don't die yeah. you know life is what it is. do you think they would do that or no. i think money buys everything. if you if you go in waving money how. much money is it you have to ask the. family if i'm gone family might not how. much family do you have left. oh i got a bunch of people in detroit.

everybody oh yeah but. also you have all your the [ __ ] too. all the golfers don't forget the 20 000. [ __ ] that will be yeah but doc. welcome back to kcal evening news we're. going to throw it live to doc in the. streets with a [ __ ] update what up dog. hey man same old same old dry lands out. here just struggling in these streets uh.

yeah still seeing okay so doc so doc. yeah. and i'm not shaming him right no don't. so what you're telling me now and and. the information that we've gathered. since you've been on the podcast. dude ask them i always go is doc going. to be there we love i love them all. right right right right we love both i. think you guys create such great. chemistry for the show yeah. i love. but look at me right now dude all right. i'm looking at you every time i see you. i feel like throughout my life you've. always had.

a dry spell. all right right so i'm wondering. and i believe you i do i want to i want. to tell you. i want to tell you i come from a place. of belief. right right so in my mind right i'm like. 20 000 [ __ ] yeah right there was. there's just i know in my i don't.

doc how old are you 48. 48.48 let me andrew wait hold on would. two feel better. yeah dude two [ __ ] 20 000 [ __ ]. divided by 48 years you'd have to [ __ ] 4. and 16 girls a year there's no way. that's one and a half never seen 460. people in his life. all right so all right um okay a hundred. so so when what years i just want to ask. because when i write your book you know. i mean i want to be. accurate.

how are you going to write my book i'm. writing your bio for your life story. i don't know how but go ahead what do. you mean i don't know i [ __ ] type it. i go to a. publishing place you don't know [ __ ] you. just know. i'm asking you now [ __ ] face okay okay. all right i'm. what were the years that we missed out. the pro years. you're retired now but when were the. years yeah. yeah yeah what was the championship run. yeah yeah yeah give me the run.

the championship run was uh. 19 years old and ever since then. 19 to now so when you were. 19 20 21 that's when. that was what your mom was talking about. yeah yeah and then. you got out to l.a. and then it just became. sahara no no dude it was a it was a. thunderstorm of [ __ ] oh you know it was. raining on him when he first got here. yeah me about that you know more about.

that when doc first moved out here we go. here we go when doc first moved to l.a. he had an apartment on uh what. uh. that was oh western westchester about. airport right by the airport and i'm not. kidding. flight attendants would [ __ ] line up. outside his door. just to take a turn and they would [ __ ]. doc and go right back to the airport to. catch their flight out really that was a. common theme so these kind of. conversations were going on probably. back then big time hey sally where you. going you just landed are you gonna go. to the hotel no i'm gonna get a little.

black dick i'm gonna get a little black. dick and that's what she said i want to. get a little black dick and they're like. black little big one no no no no no no. his dick is big his human is small. oh my bad i i saw him average can i get. so the flight attendants land yeah and. they and they go where are you headed. sally sally where are you going and i go. i'm looking i'm looking for a little. black man with big dick. uh do you mean black magic. yeah.

how do you know i've known black magic. since i've been running this la route. for 10 years. so you go there too i go there every. time your appointment 12 30 what time. are you 1 30. so i get after we're just. gonna miss each other i know but can i. ask you this yeah can you cause. sometimes like you know i know what. you're gonna say i know i know what. you're gonna sometimes it's like it's. always aroused yep. oh he's aroused 24 because he's a man. he's a man right but it's like sometimes. it's just the oomph of the burst. right it's been a little depleted. because of people like you yeah well.

i've been pulling it all out of them. i go suck it up i get early i get in. there early and i get the big pumps yeah. because by the time you probably get. like it's probably like half and half. now half yeah mine's more like almond. milk. it's runny it's it's right it's a bit. runny yeah it doesn't [ __ ] okay. [ __ ] it yes. doc yeah i'm listening so how are the. [ __ ] now though hey man steel dry. lands over here. something man how do we do this ladies. we tried with the dating app can we.

please have some people submit. uh fancy i want to make an email right. now today called i want i i want a. little i want a little black magic at. gmail.com i want i want a little bit a. little black magic at gmail.com dude you. should work at it. that's real nice that's my next move. yeah what did you say they should be. coming in by the drones with that [ __ ]. yes okay i want a little blackmagic. gmail.com it's right there so ladies. send a photo in and reasons why you. think you you could handle a little.

black magic. honestly i sometimes think he has no. idea what's going on none yeah.

talking about sexual things with you. right right but. i am right. i am writing the book so i just need. just a couple more some more more. information. that's okay with you yeah if you want. him to write a good book yeah yeah yeah. um. what's your power move in bed. where's the power move okay well let's. see. rudy cover your ears yeah cover your. ears cover your ears i know you're 20. but 20 years old today by the way we do. need to get to that but tell me. your power. move i mean uh i don't know where the. paul move is i would say uh all of it's.

a power move. so it's constant power. do you not have levels are you in are. you in [ __ ] high gear the whole time. yeah no not high gear i mean are you. someone just when you're [ __ ] or. you're just talking about. move in a relationship but what is a. power move god damn it damn dude i don't.

believe it's unbelievable this guy okay. he's been surviving all these years. without power i know it's crazy yeah. they're just all at [ __ ] i mean this. is basically what you're getting yeah. you're just kidding. it's just soft oh no see i think he's. i think he's a jackhammer yeah so you're. he's a lot of it okay. yeah people wake up like is he doing. construction next door and then he's oh. i see he's he's wearing a hard hat right. right right. right there's no girl there no there's.

no girl there but right like in double. dutch a girl just has to jump in front. of it while it's he just goes. and a girl just has to wait. one and a two no he's like that guy's. he's like that guy painting in all. silver. oh. right. he's got a bucket in front of him right. right. white people walk by he goes. scare them because they think that he's. a statue yeah yeah. yeah. okay. let me say this. that's him.

by the way doc if this. that's you bro. dude bro. honestly dude. you know what let me ask you something. his name is black magic silverman that's. black magic silverman right there like. the black magic but it's always. notice it's always black guys that do. this that do this yeah 100 but why. are you the best at freezing because our. are who's better at popping and locking. than black guys. i know but. i've seen them freeze for like an hour.

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in silver face. full body a full body full body with the. outfit silverman you're still women. is there a class he can take. uh look that up pdp if there's a. silverman class silver street performer. class i'm not coming in here we're gonna. pay for it we're gonna pay for it we're. gonna pay for classes. dude what. what what we take care of you do we not. take care of you. look at it you know what that means at. this point. all right we're gonna google how to get.

you a class on how to be a silverman. yeah because i really do. i love it how much money do you think. you can make as a silverman will be the. goldman could we be cool well we are the. goldman for short and this yeah and. that's that one. no not enough we're treading on odd. water right now very odd all we want to. do is make good money i bet you on the. streets mr silverman over here could. make. a couple hundred a day what was the. movie with will smith right like he was. a golfer was it a golf ball. was he a magical black person in it he. was magical black right face right why.

don't we remake it but it's a mini oh my. god a mini golf course. right. we make a cartoon right yeah he's the. mini one the legend of handbagger vance. yeah the smaller version the smaller. version the legend of handbag. imagine all the movies we can remake. right. with him in it. somebody please take this poster yeah. and make doc in the middle make rudy on. the right and make him make bobby or me. on the [ __ ] godmother.

or we do a green mile you know the green. mile oh michael clark duncan you're. right but it's for um juveniles. it's a juvie right so they're smaller. and they they're like he's huge. let's do more black magic movies what's. another black yeah what's another black. magic move with a man is magical. there's got to be something with samuel.

jackson there's no doubt he's been a. magical black guy. he's gotta have been i don't think so. fancy i don't think samuel has ever been. a magical black guy. no. does morpheus count as a magical black. guy. no he's not no he's not imagined because. in that world they all can do it. yeah but he's he's different. yeah he's special he's [ __ ] good. free man has been god oh he was god. yeah yeah yeah so you're gonna be what. was the movie called it was called uh. almighty bruce almighty right he can't. be goddamned we can't let him be god he.

can't be god what can he be he can be. like he can be the god of like insects. oh let me let me could i ask you this. that's an interesting idea okay right. can i comment what i'm saying okay i. can't wait for fans to photoshop your. head yeah if we're all dead right if. everything dies like our dogs no cats. animals everything right [ __ ]. do they have a place to go are they. going to the same place we are heaven. all dog jordan you never seen that movie. all right so what i'm saying is there's. insects then as well then or no of. course right of course so maybe you're.

not god but you. work for god and you run the insect. department right okay okay what do you. say to the crickets that come in yeah. what do you say here i am i'm a cricket. i just died. i'm a cricket and i got run over by a. lawn mower yeah and what do you say what. do you say to me i say to you man. welcome and uh we love you a lot and uh. and quickly i don't know what you're. saying. i don't know like but but if you [ __ ]. you don't even talk english right. of course i speak english i [ __ ] i.

guess it's nathan nathan i died in. southern california mecca's yeah i live. in alabama. he's got 40 000 [ __ ] followers on. instagram dude i'm huge on the gram. how do you not [ __ ] know who i am. hey man i'm sorry yeah so are you a. [ __ ] god or what's going on no god's. over there the taller black guy oh. can you imagine if you get to heaven and. god is like i have a job for you and.

you're like oh my god he's like you're. cleaning up you're the maintenance boy. of heaven here's a mop you have to clean. heaven that's because you just got in. but you weren't good enough to like. actually kick it in heaven right like. you were kind of bad but kind of good. and like you got to do janitorial [ __ ]. and have because who's cleaning up wait. wait. now we have to get to. what's in havoc what is it heaven right. clouds. well i think clouds are just. accoutrement i i don't think there's. eating. you don't think you get to eat that's. like one of my favorite [ __ ] i know. but you're not hungry no you're not.

hungry but you haven't but you get to. eat. yeah there's a buffet but no one goes. there. all right. that's fine what if i want to try. something so what you're saying is that. there's a toilet i mean if there's no. toilet as i'm just saying to clean. heaven. you got to clean up all right how how is. it so white if no one's cleaning it up. that's a good point stuff's going to get. dirty stuff's got to get dirty right my. friend so so i i just feel like there's. a job for you up there. a job. well well they're going to give them.

something to just go sit on the cloud. for eternity yeah you got to do. something up there what would you want. to do do something cool what would you. want to do in heaven maybe play soccer a. little bit. can you play soccer no that's what i. want to play using oh you think when you. get up there it's all you get all the. powers. all right and he's like what if i could. dunk. that's funny and then he sees everyone. else is still bigger than him. yeah yeah.

yeah what section they're like you over. there and like. brad williams. williams excuse me. brad williams and like doc you're going. to be in regular heaven just like all of. us yeah okay yeah i feel like a little. black wings my little black magic man. you will be. okay. i'm gonna shift a little bit focus real. fast real fast. rudy jules. happy birthday pull the mic to your face. and happy birthday thank you to you. andrew i'm so happy that you are one. year older i can't believe we started. this show when you were 18.

that's insane that's insane we watched. her change two years have you grown as a. person on the show. maybe i think i'm more confident i do. agree with that what else do you think. you gained from doing the show. i can scream more at you to barbie. that's true you get away with a little. bit more for sure very good what else. i can scream a little bit more at you. yeah that's also you know what you the. way you talk to him is different i like. that yeah because you used to be so. scared of him so scared yeah yell at me.

right now. do it. do it. [ __ ] you oh really. oh really yeah that's it. give it to me. [ __ ] you. oh come on no more. no more. say something to me oh no. well that's easier let me move over. to bobby. i love you.

i love you no. see. hey but she betrayed you last night wait. what happened. last night she cheated on you both of. you wait what what did you do what do. you mean she did do you know no no. what the [ __ ] do you know what you did. last time what did you do last night she. cheated on us what does that even mean i. don't understand what you're saying she. did general watkins podcast oh. [ __ ]. oh. [ __ ] what. i went to scissor bros but not only me.

andreas went too. what the [ __ ]. you went the [ __ ] scissor bros fancy. i was just making sure rooney was in. championship dude spanish people. weasels yeah he was on the show and here. he is. he was okay dude you're a liar he's a. liar was he on camp rudy won't lie was. he on camera and he was on the mic you. piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] is so. [ __ ]. gross that's disgusting.

when a person tries to [ __ ] chisel. his way. into [ __ ] screen time. it makes me sick to my [ __ ] stomach. you know what he's leaving the camera. and edit he's going to leave it on him. this whole time that we've been saying. this have you noticed though if you see. because i've been watching he gives. himself so much so much screen time yeah. it'll just be him going like this right. and he'll just see him in [ __ ] mexico. oh bro oh my you would think that. [ __ ] like you know brad pitt was. there yeah he was. hey everybody.

who want. and then george was like this is a good. clue right george would say stuff like. i just let him have it yeah like he's. kind of like broken you know what i mean. like let it go he knows who won correct. right beast ah that's fine he's not fine. you could see his face you could tell. george killing so bothered by it it's.

coming up hey andreas. it is me compa mi compadre oh. you know what he said. what do you say. you are my friend my my colleague my. brother-in-arms. this guy right here we can do an. offshoot podcast. of him and who somebody else maybe these. two or somebody you know i mean maybe we. can maybe i'm more annoyed that that we. got stepped on by you guys went to. scissors rose were you there the whole. episode.

yeah. wow how'd it go. it was fun. what. not fun like this. she doesn't have money. so. by her saying i had fun there because. she didn't have fun here right right he. is saying. basically saying i prefer that no okay. well then she said well then let's let's. let's call it let's call spade a spade. sorry i mean sorry sorry doc uh. nothing's taken huh.

let's call spade a spade keep that head. you can go to scissor bros if you want. to be released. do you want to be released. maybe they're more sweet wow wow what's. true [ __ ] you can be aggressive that's. insane i think you can be aggressive you. can be aggressive. and i'm gonna admit that i'm in a minute. as well yeah yeah but i i gotta call. these scumbags right now all right i'm. this is pissed me this pissed me right. off bud. piss me right off this combat stealing. you guys. and fancy i said some nice [ __ ] to you.

this weekend you're my [ __ ] uh how do. you say poop in spanish kaka you're on. my cacao list [ __ ] he's probably. taking care of his baby. meredith. [ __ ]. that's this. you reach me on my cell phone leave me a. message and i'll be back [ __ ] as i. can. lay into one. hey man it's santino uh. i saw what you did. i saw what you did stealing rudy and. fancy b. and i got to tell you something bud.

if you care about your family. you better watch your [ __ ] back buddy. you better watch your skinny little. [ __ ] white piece of [ __ ] back my. friend because what you did was [ __ ]. war war and you want to [ __ ] with the. [ __ ] armada bro you want to [ __ ] with. the armada [ __ ] you don't have enough. weapons in your arsenal [ __ ] [ __ ]. over bud it's over. all right let's see how that's received. i show bobby the picture that you just. sent me. what is it. unbelievable.

holy [ __ ]. wait. okay. that's my brother. that's my brother and that's you yeah. and that's pretty close it's pretty. close. like those tits he's got nice tits on. wait wait does he have a fat suit on i. think it just looks like tits. he's like holding up his tits.

right am i wrong. he made a fat suit yep that's not a fat. dude that's tits. and that and his hair is beautiful. that's extend it's got to be that's like. someone's extensions that he knows. you know it's funny how they just steal. steal they just. look up can you send them an article. about plagiarism. the definition maybe yeah it's illegal. it's illegal this is illegal this is. crazy.

they stole our fonts remember they sold. yes they stole everything yeah is this. more fun he's my brother and so i'm just. letting it go. so he looks like tino and then he looks. like you that's what's going on here. yeah [ __ ]. did you see that joke i know. [ __ ] a [ __ ] crazy it's just so. behind the eight ball and look at that. you know what that is. you know who that is that's doctor.

what the [ __ ] is going on here oh. there's a clip oh start the clip over. hold on start over please let's here we. go oh they've been holding you captive. go ahead yeah on my birthday and and uh. and they won't let me go. until. everybody from bad friends subscribes. okay. well steve's into it whenever you're. ready look right into that camera over. there. got this piece of [ __ ].

this is scissor bros have captured me. and they won't let me go. unless everyone. from bad friends bad friends fans will. subscribe to their show. but they seem sweet. unlike. bobby aunty to andrew so maybe you. should do it give me back the [ __ ]. barbie give me back the [ __ ] oceans. and you know what and i want the [ __ ]. waffle maker back now no no keep let's. keep the waffles well you can keep it i. want to eat yeah you can have it yeah.

yeah i'll take the waffle maker but it's. yours happy birthday so that's my. present to you. that worked very well give him the. barber give him the barbecue it's my. gift. what was that what was that yeah you you. cow you cow towed to the [ __ ] arch. nemesis of the enemies and she. improvised uh most of the lines like she. was coach a little bit but she added. things about you guys. she improvises too there yeah right okay. i'm i'm actually livid right now i know.

you are calm down to breathe. yeah i know i know dude papa gets upset. i know but buddy buddy. huh look at me right now dude. right not everyone is a good person like. you that's right and yeah a lot of. people have a lot of young people from a. different country yep right they have a. different ethics and a different code of. doing things yeah. you know back in some countries you know. if an old lady is crossing the street. you know what i mean and she's. struggling to get there. in some countries they just push them on. this in the middle of the road yeah yeah. you know whereas you you help them i.

help them yeah i help them up and then. you go you want to see my baseball game. you know how white people loved it yeah. yeah you want to go to the park yeah the. park yeah i have a tuna for sandwich you. want to ride right right but you yeah. you push them down you push them down. side note this is not i'm not making fun. of this what a man on set today. fell down a bunch of stairs yeah. and i first was extremely worried i go. oh my god yeah but i saw he was fine. i laughed. you left hard oh my god i was like moves. was he laughing no yeah but we were i.

know. because he was okay yeah it's not funny. if someone gets hurt yeah but as soon as. someone's okay you're like it's okay i. laughed at somebody hurt. you. what me and clella did. i laugh more though when we're first. shopping around for houses yeah there. was a man an older man yeah how how old. are we talking well you're 70. you don't. know with them 70. so 106 maybe or 12. yeah you never know. so he was like yeah so you know this is. where you you know whining and dying.

people and he's going back. like walking backwards. right and we're like thank you and all. of a sudden you know let's see our eyes. is a is a screen like a frame like a. frame right yeah he fell out of frame oh. right. and he's on now concrete oh [ __ ] yeah on. his back right. like this. right. at first he starts shaking a little bit. we thought oh my god. what's so funny right i'm just trying to. but we didn't help him up because we. just couldn't stop laughing.

like we were like we're like right. yeah yeah did he laugh. well when he gained like some. consciousness yeah. he was like oh the silly me you know. what i mean. i've been touring around this house for. a couple of years and you know because. it's been available for a couple years. right right i should know all these. little nicks and crabs and crevices or. whatever. is he of a concussion. i'm sorry that you've decided that.

scissor bros is more important than bad. friends but yeah whatever man. you have anything to say for yourself at. all i'm not sorry. it was fun yeah yeah. and. i liked it. good. is there anything that you could. recommend us to watch. a movie. got a real got a real star-studded event.

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undies.com bad friends got a bunch of. real [ __ ] a plus we brought out some. really good [ __ ] this episode. and we're just letting her drive the. train right off the [ __ ] track. like in back to the future when that. train is going to go back in time. she's never broke the mileage right off. the edge of the [ __ ] yeah i've never. seen like that's what she does pull up a. video of a train crashing up a bridge if. that was a scene in a movie like she. just went off hit right yeah the. director wouldn't even say cut he would. just like they would just reset yeah. they'd just go reset reset reset reset.

stop stop stop. yeah right you don't even get an. official cut you just reset saying this. is chaos. just a solid reset. dude a guy took a shirt off on the. [ __ ] set today this guy you want to. talk a bit more about the tv show that. you're on or no no i feel like you want. to so it's like you brought it up twice. you're on tv show fx with uh that guy. the it's not that show i just did a. one-off episode oh that's right you did. um can i mention what you did sure it's. fine right he did this is us this is us. on nbc and this is a you know what that. shows. okay big show big big show but but the.

guy that took off his shirt. was so. [ __ ] hot yeah it was like i really. bummed me out dude because i'm getting. older and fatter and i go to the gym but. it's not the same and this guy his skin. was so smooth and he turned he had a. really nice smile and i was like [ __ ]. you man yeah [ __ ] you you [ __ ] hot. guy and then you put a shirt back on and. it's you could still you're you know. your hot guy when you can still see how. nice your body is with the shirt on yeah. look at us bro look at that [ __ ]. knife.

in the city right yeah i'm on it with. somebody's love interest. yeah right yeah and he is perfection. just stunning from top to bottom right. like if you look at his nails oh. what do you mean no he's got manicured. nails doesn't he that really turns you. on huh yeah i i could tell it really. affected you it is yeah. you looked at his nails they look like a. plastic hand. not a cr not there's nobody it's that. little sucker that comes out a little. stick a little hangnail hang there i get.

those. this nail right here has nine colors. going on yeah that's a rainbow nail. that's a real. rainbow yeah. and sometimes because we're at a desk. he'll put his hand next to my rainbow. finger. yeah we don't compare yeah what is this. a picture of us in hawaii and love i. mean. why would you [ __ ] put that on there. cause i'm fat.

that's the fattest [ __ ] photo timeout. pete pete. pete yes is this you taking a shot at. bobby. i thought it was relevant oh boy i. thought it was relevant. go ahead okay fire away. this dude. was at my house earlier pdpd yeah and he. sweated. only. from his titties.

are you on camera right now pete. okay so show your tits what i want to i. want no no it's gone now no it's not. here now yeah yeah but before he was in. my garage right yeah and he had. cone tits and on the top it was wet but. not just like wet you could tell it was. growing like a wet t-shirt. yeah but it was like there was some sort. of like mechanism mechanism that was. making the wet spot grow oh and i go you. fat [ __ ] disgusting pieces or something.

like that right good morning to you yeah. it was in the morning good morning to. you fat [ __ ] sweating piece of [ __ ]. what did he say what he just giggles. like a [ __ ] coward but is this. is this the attack on me from today i. feel like that's what this is yeah yeah. this is a retelling i apologize then. can you take that off. okay can you do something real fast can. you zoom in on my left calf there. let's just daddy daddy. you have girl legs. wow thank you.

that's the most honest thing no that's. the most i have nice legs you've ever. said and i'm proud of you i have nice. legs he's got girl legs these are nice. legs. i got nice sticky daddy like and michael. in fact if you were an avenger. you would get. another actor would i be a toothpick. the other they would get a body double. for your legs well i'd never be avenger. you know why. because you're red-headed because i'm. red-headed no but you could be one. that's on fire oh no what's her name was. redheaded who stopped yeah hot girl oh.

okay. you're not getting on the [ __ ]. avengers either but what is. yeah. what do you think dude i think. don't stray too far from home.

there it is right there you are dude. there you are there you are dude. yeah that that is just black pant could. you imagine. right there that ain't even [ __ ] i. don't imagine. honestly. literally honestly think. if you're you buy a ticket. what are they 18 now it's like 25 25. bucks right so you wait in line right. what if it's a surprise they don't even. tell you you think it's is it. who knows who knows right we're not.

going to announce right. movie comes on right and you and i are. sitting we have our popcorn right we're. doing a wakanda or wakanda right. and he comes out right this little ball. of a thing right. he's like the hedgehog sonic yeah yeah. he just starts rolling. right into the thing right as soon as he. pops and we see a full body of uh. people would die in the audience they. would laugh so hard. people would literally no honestly it. would be you would need medical people.

there. i would be like. i would laugh so. [ __ ] hard it would be the best movie. ever made but what would be my. superpower can you you never saw black. panther. you didn't see black panther yeah. yeah no no you did it. no you did it. bobby no no bobby. you didn't bobby what no you didn't i. felt that the moment so dude. how did you not see [ __ ] black.

panther i saw it i just okay what's the. plot of the movie yeah what's the plot. what's the plot of the film where does. he live like what's the land that you. know you know i saw the movie once i. know it. yeah yeah what is it what is that. uh wakanda jules. you already [ __ ] abandoned i just saw. you [ __ ] say you [ __ ] don't ever say. that again we're taking away that happy. birthday give you another party okay. give it to us give me another part of. the movie when they were fighting.

[ __ ] [ __ ] hey when they was. [ __ ] fighting that was that was nice. when the cars and [ __ ] never saw it you. never saw it i can't believe you never. know. what's the move that he does yep. he kicks okay that's enough holy [ __ ]. it's such a sad thing how about this. name one more other name one more person. in the movie name how about name anybody. in the movie what am i saying who is. black panther. holy [ __ ] man hold up man wait wait. where is he where what now what now why.

why are they why why do you why are they. doing why are they using a different. actor. rooney. did you not know he was black panther. yeah. in the movie name one other actor then. if and then and then we'll stop asking. yeah yeah yeah. don cheetoh yeah.

he was on cheating. there was no scene with don cheadle in. black panther yeah yeah but you did make. me think about it for a second i did. think i was like [ __ ] up wait wait. yeah yeah no he didn't anyway fancy he's. not in right anyway doc no he's not no. doc. i don't know what you're trying to do. right now. i really don't know what you're [ __ ]. trying to do you never [ __ ] saw the. [ __ ] movie right i have an idea what.

you know how they do mystery science. theater where they watch movies what do. you mean they had crack selling in black. panther. remember when he was in a park when he. lived in apartment buildings. okay [ __ ] it i guess maybe maybe i need. to watch you think they threw a crack. selling scene in black panther. oh yeah when they were in the crack. house and they were smoking oh yeah oh. yes wait captain america yes right yes.

because they were fighting they were. tired. they were walking by and like hey what. kind of in what kind of they have crack. houses. and black panther was like nah right. check it out and then they yeah yeah you. know what can you just google can you. google um uh black panther uh crack. smoking scene because that should come. right up. that should come right up when they. smoke rock and blood i don't remember. when it was in the hood. in an apartment building oh. you know what andrew i remember the. scene now. there it is right there the third slide. in. that was black panther.

i remember that i do remember that that. was a 45 minute scene it was so long. [ __ ] black panther. yeah no [ __ ]. there's another slime there's black. panther smoking crack out of a [ __ ]. that's why in wakanda you see all those. coke cans littered across the ground. they were all crackheads yeah okay uh. doc no no there's no crack scenes in. fact but not crack scene but there's. like a [ __ ] like money in the hood fancy. is any of this real when his father get. killed.

the very beginning uh opens in the bronx. no one's smoking crack but no one's. smoking but i never said they were. smoking crying not even cigarettes you. didn't say crack at all during this. maybe i did but um. like mystery science theater does they. watch movies we as a family are going to. watch black panther together together. yes yeah because you need to [ __ ] you. need to get a chunk of that for your own. lifestyle because. i feel like if we watch the movie with.

him that we're going to end up. explaining scenes to him oh yeah yeah. and i don't want to do that. that's a [ __ ] you know strategy. yeah i mean i just explained to y'all. the goddamn fight scene with the cars. remember yeah wait a minute it was under. the bridge so have you been playing that. you don't know what's going on. are you doing a good job of playing. what. no no i i. you you don't say anything you don't say. anything right now are you pulling some. [ __ ] black magic on me right now he's.

doing his black magic he's black shut. the [ __ ] up for a second and thank you. for being here let me talk to andrew for. a second okay. can we have a moment okay. i think we're dealing with somebody that. has. a mental thing that we're not privy to. oh. right either it's a condition. that we're not privy to because we don't. have his medical records i don't know. yeah right yeah um there have been signs. when i've hung out with them where i. went that's weird that's very weird yeah. why would he do that. yeah i mean from being here right like.

the [ __ ] thing. and it's crazy and a lot of crack stuff. cracked stuff so the [ __ ] the crowd. yeah he seems to be a guy that's never. seen. anything. like anything. unless maybe he's seen it. he doesn't understand he doesn't. understand yeah yeah is this a. documentary right it's like black. panther. and people around them are like. what. you know but so we you know we have to. be a little bit nicer than to him. because i don't think so no no okay.

what i want to do is i want to be so. mean that he has to find. a professional to give him some sort of. medication or you know okay let's. address it okay yuck. is wrong with these two. there's nothing wrong with this man okay. we're concerned friends we're just. concerned and we love you hey man i just. forgot how the movie goes. that's true that's true. that's true you know what yeah i take it. back i take it back you've seen black. panther.

yeah i just told you about the goddamn. fight scene. okay what's been going on doc what's. been going on in your life though the. chair because i do want to know what's. up in your life okay this is this is the. game right so this is how your boy doc. is. all right. i work in the morning. we're at. amazon okay oh can we say that at the. whole foods i don't know whatever. wait can we say yeah you can there you. go so you look at the whole foods for. amazon they they own them no i work for. amazon but he owns whole he owns whole.

foods he bought him last year or two. years ago bezos did yeah 2017. now. so i split up my shifts so that i can. audition hopefully if i get an audition. in the afternoon so i work from six i. either work from five six or four in the. morning to eight nine or ten. then i wait around to see if i got an. audition or if i got one. in advance. then i work on it then i go back to work. at four right. goddamn and i get off at eight. so now after eight.

i have like a 99 year old aunt right. so after that this is the real [ __ ]. that's a real yeah yeah. so she has dementia and she's like hey. can you call me every day so every day i. get off work i try to call her after. work sorry. your mom's sister. no it's my my mom's mother sister it's. my great aunt auntie great auntie your. grandma that's auntie at that point. that's auntie yeah. when she answers the phone does she know. who you are right away or no yeah yeah.

she's not bad she's her didn't mention. ain't bad with to where she's not wait a. minute 99 years old about to be 100. january 12th oh auntie you're doing it. she's not getting a little drink and we. gonna do it she's not watching the show. okay. what is the case. of auntie watching this show yeah by the. way if auntie is watching the show yeah. that's em. join us because we're kicking out this. brown one we need a new brown yeah yeah. we need a new brown but y'all felt it. though right bro you call her every day. she has dementia and then do you have to.

like reach because i have to like. well it's the same stories over and over. but what i do is i just let her talk for. two three hours oh yeah then i go to. sleep and then i do the same thing every. day so you give us too much to give us. some of the stories that's exactly what. doesn't let's talk about. his life. i i i can see your face there's concern. i am concerned yeah yeah yeah. i love the guy i love this guy i just. feel like. the amount of talent that you have. yeah what and likability that we can.

maybe trim some of this work down. right and try to figure out what are you. doing i'm about to show you something. because if it's a [ __ ] dick pic dude. just showed it to us. you can't just bring up black magic on. the show. what is it okay now here we go you all. ready yeah yeah man okay so see these. little that's my alarm app so i'll watch. her. to see what's going on so i keep what is. she up to can i see. she's not is it live now oh it's live.

yeah it's live yeah yeah so what if. she's changing and stuff that's what i'm. saying record that's what i want to show. you i'll show you i'll show you that. what are you doing something like so see. how she's walking right there with a. little walker right there that's my aunt. bro i love you god bless. god bless her so wait doc that's so. sweet you watch her through the camera. to make sure she's okay the make sure. you're okay what is she like when she. falls here or something i need to see. how far are you from what can you do if. she falls what can you do nothing but i. can call you they'll come with me i. could call them oh you can call 911.

yeah do you cut the tennis balls for her. do i what did you cut the tennis balls. forward you don't have tennis balls. she's not the t everyone has the tennis. balls on this shoe i love that one does. she have wheels on the front instead. yeah that's wheels wheels are. wheels are a little dangerous where does. she live la.

sorry i know you're nana sorry. bobby you talk ready. hello. yeah. hey what's up. what's up stevie. what's up tv what's your voicemail. what's up tv. what's up tv. huh you see you're a thief.

yeah yours evie. is is this pop or santino it's bobby. oh hey bobby hey man so uh i like to. steal her we heard what you [ __ ] did. dude you stole our guys you stole our. [ __ ] guys you stole our guys you. stole our outfits. right. stole our energy dude you stole our. energy for sure our um. our vibe. and then you're you're trying to steal. our audience. oh that's burns yeah dude and what are. you gonna do about it.

what are you doing see what he's doing. you're treading on thin ice pal. you're treading on thin ice. you know what because we treat them. nicer than you treat them yeah okay okay. you know i'll tell you something papal. i know you're coming up in the world and. i'm really proud of you i really am and. congratulations on the baby and stuff. do you hear me thank you yeah yeah. and i think that you're really talented. this isn't that but. i just want to say this though andrew. and i know people that you don't know. so you crawled this you crawled up this.

business you know i know dave wrath i. know all these people right right but. it's like at the end of the day dude. we know people yeah you don't know. and people that i can make a phone call. right and make it very difficult for you. oops oops oopsie daisy bud oopsie. are you threatening are you threatening. my livelihood i'm not threatening your. livelihood i'm just giving you facts. you dumb white piece of [ __ ] yeah yeah. you piece of [ __ ] you get more you. wait.

asian warlord is a slam that's a that's. a [ __ ] compliment from what i. compliment warlord thank you. i own all this [ __ ] that's exactly right. anyway what's up. hello. yeah no i'm i'm listening yeah you. better be [ __ ] listening pal. let me tell you something how does it. feel. you look like you have hiv but you don't. have it. dude you look like you started sars what.

are you talking about. first of all dude it was the asian bird. flu not sars get your [ __ ] diseases. right yeah bub okay yeah and let me tell. you something here. okay go ahead okay rip on him too let me. tell you something here yeah let me tell. you something swine flu there we go. that's your name swine flu because. you're a fat porky pig you're a fat no. no freaking potato famine.

oh [ __ ] me you know let me tell you. something you northern european. socialist piece of [ __ ] okay you [ __ ]. everybody deserves equal pay you're a. [ __ ] turd pal and we're gonna hunt. you down we're gonna hunt you down and. we're gonna shave your head you know. that [ __ ] little hairdo that you got. going on it's gone. oh yeah you're yeah we're gonna swoop in. and [ __ ] your [ __ ] up dude hang up now. hang up now i'm hanging up now because. i'm only telling you that because i. think it's rude to do otherwise yeah. you're being polite still you [ __ ] yeah.

you know why i'm being polite now you. know why i'm being polite pal yeah. because your [ __ ] wife and baby are. there but otherwise buddy i'm calling. steve. otherwise i'm calling steve. you're [ __ ] i'm not in. i cannot believe he would do that [ __ ]. ooh that makes me sick in my [ __ ].

stomach he's a little rat and it's you. know what's a funny. if he was here yeah he would melt. because he'd be [ __ ] pissing and. sweating and [ __ ] in his [ __ ]. pants his piece of [ __ ] right and can i. say this too please right. she. right. and andreas. they're they're on to something and. they're doing something behind her backs. oh i know it i know what it is right i. know and we gotta figure out what that. is but this thing is melting and i want. to [ __ ] eat it. eat it so can we get a slice of this.

give me a [ __ ] slice of this how good. does this look put your arm away from. her. look what he's doing look what he's. doing. whoa oh no no no no put your arm away. where are you with you. you guys are jealous no what. bro. what [ __ ] is going on here what is going. on here doc what are you doing i got. friends. i got [ __ ] friends oh my god i think. he's walking crap right now. yeah all right let's cut up some of this. cake yeah give me the cake. what's the matter okay.

what's the matter. doc. hey hey no no you're not [ __ ] going. anywhere come behind me real fast come. behind me yeah come by love you andreas. come sit here or come come right here. put your [ __ ] head right behind the. gong. real fast you too george back there all. right so so so let me tell you. let's he did hasn't. my bad. so i was there only for five minutes. what was there the whole time okay fancy. who treated you the best in cancun.

okay who loves you the most of this. whole show. rudy. you went behind my back and i trusted. you we had a pact we had a pact yeah and. he went behind my back so you know what. this means right. yes yeah you do i'm gonna cut the cake. for you you're [ __ ] right you're. gonna cut the goddamn you're gonna get a. good slice [ __ ] kick and you're gonna. give bobby a big [ __ ] slice no not. just a slice i want one piece of every. fruit that's on that's what he wants wow.

and i have memorized every even that. lychee fruit up the chili chicken. fruit up there oh by the way oh is this. is this your happy birthday look at this. is for you yeah yeah. i don't want every apple. whoa dude that's gonna love it that's. what she gets that's what you get. yeah i don't give you every fruit just. give me a little just give them a little. tiny slice tiny slice is this is this uh. is this uh this is a great bakery no. poros is my favorite is it the best but. i mean what kind of cake did you get for. her.

dirty more spanish fingers on it. [ __ ] bastard all right sorry bob bob. was this jersey from a fan and was that. the one in cancun what a fan in cancun. gave you an arsenal jersey yes about. this one no but they did didn't they. they did it's my closet isn't that. [ __ ] great. love life. i love life can i have a spoon this is. so [ __ ] good i'm like annoyed. it's like shocking. oh pick up. hello what's going on no we're just.

doing bad friends and we're just talking. about um you know what's going on steve. we're just talking no sorry man uh we're. just talking about betrayal. and we're talking about. oh here we go dude i'm steve oh so jules. and andreas wasn't on your show. yesterday. i don't know maybe i don't know maybe. yeah and i understand that and you. weren't dressed up as me and you and. here's another thing. did you wear a fat suit. did you wear a fat suit.

dude it was a joke is that do you like. making fun of my [ __ ] unhealthy body. i could die i could die i could die. i put a little dude it was just it was a. gag right oh yeah oh it was already hard. yeah i'm laughing so hard dude yeah. oh come on you guys are being bad sports. come on oh really and then before even. when you guys were launching the [ __ ]. thing you did good friends good friends. that's right you remember that. did you. did you question jeremiah yeah we did we. just called her dude ate him alive.

yeah we threatened his baby i love you. guys no don't get off the phone you're. not getting off the phone. so i know when you're getting off the. bus i love you guys take care have a. good one. [ __ ] you dude you're not leaving [ __ ]. all right so apologize. i'm sorry guys i apologize listen. dude you got to be careful steve we got. a black guy here now. i'll do whiskey ginger everything will. be good you know we you know you know we.

have a black guy not working for us we. have a black guy now yeah dog yeah. you're not scared you believe it's steve. you're not scared of him though you're. not going to steal him are you are you. going to steal our black guy too. no i love doc i'm sorry guys all right. anyway i love you i love you this week. love you steve. anyway so let's do this let's end the. show like this let's look into our. center camera there. and we want to talk genuinely to our. fans there we go. if we find out. that any of you and i mean oh yeah here.

we go any of you this is great. are going to subscribe. to [ __ ] scissor buds or whatever it. is. or snippet pals. we're going to [ __ ] come after you. one by one i've got petey pablo down. there he's going to be searching in the. algorithm to find out who's following. them and if you're following them you. better unsubscribe right now and if we. find out that our fans no no no no no no. keep keep subs subscribing. keep subscribing okay all right okay i.

think a better route right is to do some. voodoo oh. right curse put a curse put a heck put a. curse so it's like um. for those of you listening. and if you're a bad friends fan right. and you subscribe to i don't even want. to say the other [ __ ] podcast's name. i don't even know what it is yeah. that you're going to start feeling ill. very. and not even covadil like real no like a. deep illness not like i lost my sense of.

smell no. you're not gonna die you're not gonna. die maybe i'm not gonna guarantee you. yeah yeah you will lose something you'll. lose something you'll lose something i. lost my spleen i don't know where did it. go doc yeah yeah yeah he's like well did. you so if but if you betray that stay. with bad friends. right. the flow. the good energy flow that we give. right. unbeknownst to you is it the right word. unbeknownst correct yeah unbeknownst to. you pronounced benounced to you right. you will receive.

enlightenment. luck. yeah. flavors and favors flavors flavors. flavors. you like flavors of life we got them we. cut it we got icy. flavors we got fruity yeah yeah we got. flavors from the the exotics sometimes. we have too many fruity flavors. oh crap we've got crack. crack. but most of all yeah we want to say. we love you we love you yeah we respect.

we appreciate you. and. thank you for being a bad friend. rudy what'd you get what did you get.

oh. taco bell box is that a taco box filled. with tacos yeah. holy [ __ ] that's been in there the whole. time we get to eat any of that. happy birthday.