Roasting Madonna’s NFT Bajingo | Ep 116 | Bad Friends
two are bad friends who are these two. idiots. you two are disgusting really YouTube or. something we're bad friends a woman a. woman born with two vaginas had um gave. birth. Lewis and twins will you look that up. woman born with two vaginas a woman in. Alaska has two vaginas and gave birth. but which which hole did the baby come. out of not the hole that I had sex.
what let's see this woman. I was I was lopsided while pregnant. woman feared her two vaginas and. cervixes and wombs would leave her. childless gives birth naturally. but is there I would have taken a prop. bet on which vagina the baby would come. out of but the two vaginas is a um like. a Siamese twin that wasn't. underdeveloped right I oh is that what. that is if you have two of it she was. born with two vaginas two cervixes so. one of us that underdeveloped time is to. win.
is her baby. all that's left of her twin is her [ __ ]. yeah like as like her twin is gone her. vagina is the only you know sometimes in. India like a kid will be born with two. legs and a hand sticking out of their. back dude when you see that yeah it'll. be like a fist out of their face yeah. it's the craziest [ __ ] right I always. whenever I beat them I always shake that. other hand and I always call it a. different name. hey Frank you shake their fist Ted. excuse me Frank.
yeah this woman was born this is what. I'm gonna this is what I want to know. yeah when the baby. when the baby's coming out it sees two. well it doesn't say anything but two. vaginas which one does it pick and would. that change its life. the whole you come out of very much. dictates your complete future it. completely you think so I 100 believe it. why why because for that matter because.
there's got to be some kind of powerful. juice magic when you slide out that. dictates almost everything maybe so. there's but okay look at yours there's. two rules right it came out of the wrong. hole he definitely came out of the wrong. hole there was only one choice. you were 100 a butthole baby yeah and. the doctors were like yeah this does. look like a butthole baby yeah my. question is. um when they remove the limbs like you. know I mean sometimes this is what I. hate about white doctors in Western.
medicine we don't like white doctors. either I know so in India right A kid. will be born with like you know an. extension of a Siamese twin coming out. of their body right and there's always. like a doctor in America I'll operate. for free you know what I mean yeah you. get the publicity pro bono yeah but it's. like is it what does it what does the. kid think. don't take off Larry he wants his. brother there I don't know someone to. chat to us especially when it's like. a face when there's a when there's a.
face well the face one is weird yeah. yeah these are all these deformities. that's so sad to even we're not making. fun of them in front of the person no. it's called lakshi tatma yeah what is. lakshi tatma zoom in a little bit there. George. lakshi Tama oh that's a human no that's. not a yeah yeah what are you doing man. that's lakshitama they thought she was a. god remember this a goddess yeah yeah. when she had she had like nine legs yeah. can I ask you something can you pinch so. I can see her yeah God I wish [ __ ] we. had Carlos here we need Carlos here is.
this insane that you bring this guy in. who's been a [ __ ] this guy has been a. podcast producer for how many years 10. 12 yeah no let me ask yeah over seven. over seven let me make fun of them first. all right seven [ __ ] plus years and I. said can you pinch and zoom he can't do. that do you know we pay him the most of. anybody no we do I know we do it's. disgusting for the next rest of the year. you're switching salaries is fancy he's. also a butthole baby so just let him all. right yeah butthole babies all right so. here's the deal this is Lakshmi and yeah. I have something to say about her right.
oh okay go ahead here's the thing and. I'm gonna be very mindful about it right. and right make sure you just focus on. him imagine the cool job she could have. as she gets older drummer she's the. number one at the sweatshop. made 15 Nikes in 20 minutes you know how. yeah she's 38 hands that's another job. that you could have that's amazing right. goalkeeper on a soccer team oh my god. dude you're doing a pedal penalty kick. and she's with all her arms you know.
what I mean you wouldn't know what. direction right and and two of the arms. she's doing taxes on the other one she's. doing other things like honestly she's. like Googling something watching you. know about with an iPad I don't know. what she's doing right but there's just. so many things so do not remove those. arms I think you keep them yeah well. this this says Lakshmi before her 24. hour surgery you know seven so obviously. she did get them removed yeah that's it. really angered me when that happened but. didn't they think she was a goddess. because they thought she was compared. because because what's the god of with. all the Shiva Shiva Shiva yeah.
is but that also would be cool it's just. like I would I would turn to my mom or. the surgeon go please don't remove it. because I just been sitting on an altar. eating grapes all day right they've been. feeding me that's her job now she's just. a regular guy she could her whole life. just chilling eating grapes all day. people worshiping her picking a grape. from here this is very mean but that. image reminds me so heavily of the the. the the creature in the Simpsons do you. know what I'm talking about. that guy that's exactly what I'm talking.
about the aliens the aliens the aliens. the aliens whoa dude that's Happy dude. no but that's heavy dude no dude no no. hello. yeah yeah I just mean are you calling. are you calling Eastern Indians aliens. no I'm saying the image of the multiple. arms doing things reminds me of that. there's other references she reminds me. of calamari. instead is an octopus that's one in the. same that's easier we're on the same. wavelength imagine if calamari looked.
like her would you even no no one would. eat calamari do you like calamari no I. don't even like it I think it's gross I. think we lie to ourselves when we eat it. because we it's supposed to be like a. delicacy almost I think calamari sucks. say chewy butthole it's chewy butthole. yeah I don't want a chewy butthole first. of all we're back to the old school days. I should say because kovitz kovitz once. again got Doc is sick for the fifth time. with kovid yeah oh man they got me one. time you know what it is what it's. because doc does all this NASA science. stuff on here and the government's. trying to kill him you know that that's. interesting the government is trying to.
kill him that's interesting and he would. by the way who would vouch for he would. he'd be like yeah man come on after me. drool yeah yeah so he's gone Rudy is. gone he's not faxed he refuses to I. don't know if he's back my assumption. was that he was his ex because he is the. way he talked about it was the other. thing he is yeah so we've got fancy. sitting in the chair to fill in for both. how did the show go. how did my show go downtown yeah it was. amazing actually what ended up happening. well the night was great. um my buddy Chris and I met up.
um had something to eat and then I went. to Theo's show at The Wiltern he had two. shows yeah I went and did 15 or no I did. 20 minutes before Theo yeah and it was. awesome it was me larabites uh and uh. Frank Castillo yeah I like Frank yeah um. and uh they did great I went up I got a. great 20 I did I haven't have a really. fun 20 minutes it was great. um gave a hug to Theo and then we jetted. over the palace and I had a great time. downtown amazing it was amazing to see. La come out for La which was hard. because I complained the whole time. about Netflix [ __ ] Netflix.
a thousand shows in one night the same. night we performed yeah me and Theo down. both close to each other fluffy was at. the [ __ ] Dodger Stadium oh my God. mullaney was at the Hollywood Bowl my. God. a Schumer was supposed to be doing a. show but she canceled because she got. coveted Amy polar and Tina Fey were. doing a [ __ ] uh reading like a table. read thing together yeah Jay fair it was. like 40 [ __ ] Comics so thank I'm. thankful for the people that came to my. show there's millions of people that.
live in LA though I know man but there's. there's not Millions they're not all. comedy fans yeah so the comedy fans that. came I'm very appreciative of do you. think like the fluffy fans were making. it just hey bro it was between me bro. which one you want to go to bro. fluffy I don't know dog I think between. between Santino and Iglesias yeah yeah. maybe Santino away no by the way I did. have mostly Mexicans there because I. asked how many Mexicans are there and. they went he knows he was he's how many. I mean dude it was like 80 Mexican which. made me so happy and then there was. about 10 Chinese.
Asians or Chinese I specifically said. Chinese I said how where are my Chinese. people at yeah and I heard about 30. people about Korean so were my Korean. people at but they heard that the. Chinese were there so they didn't say a. word I was in the audience they were. nervous I was like ah well because the. Chinese were there looking at them don't. you dare amazing no it was really really. fun and now I'm almost done so I'm. really glad you know what I decided I. did the uh main room in front of 10. people so that's what I did well why. would you do a show on the weekend with. the Netflix thing. I just did our Netflix show by the way.
at the our bad friends I should say show. it had nothing to do with Netflix what. do you mean I like they just put their. name on us they put a box somebody. showed up put a box on stage and then. left put a Netflix box a crew a guy who. builds stuff put a box together throw it. up and then went home yeah Netflix had. [ __ ] literally nothing to do with it. um and I'm here to tell you cancel your. Netflix subscription why just cancel it. no cancel it I'm Pro Netflix man. oh you oh really yeah oh really yeah I.
am me too let's be Pro on Netflix let's. be Pro Netflix you guys. subscribe subscribe to Netflix please. they need the help. that was a fun show they could use a. boost huh it was a fun show our show our. show was good the problem was I have a. bone to pick with you. can I just say this can I [ __ ] let me. just say something pick the bone. my bones are there to be picked Bud. raise your arms right I'm roadkill your.
[ __ ] vulture right pick the air right. right right go ahead vulture but before. I do yeah right I've just been having a. tough week. [ __ ] off okay go ahead okay. um the bone to pick that I've always had. with Bobby and we've talked about this. when we do a show together or when you. do your show the Bobby Lee and friends. or when we do bad friends. Bobby and I should go at the end but. instead Bobby goes in the middle of the. [ __ ] show in the sweetest of sweet.
spots they're here to see us you get off. and then you bring up two more comics. and then I have to close the show George. is nodding because he knows it's insane. yeah but I asked you don't close it you. can go up anywhere you want no dude it's. our show we should close the show. what was the worst thing I did you tell. doc after the show is over oh my God to. go back and do 30 minutes you know he. went out and did time you know that. right yeah yeah doc went out and did. like 20 20 more minutes. perfect because it got us to be able to.
escape I know but the poor bastard he. goes out there yeah he's like oh man hey. man come on bear friends let's stay and. people were getting up and they were. like [ __ ] dude should I have to do I. have to stay you know what you know how. like at the end of a movie after the. credit roll somebody has told you that. there might be an extra piece of the. movie yeah yeah that's what it was it. was like a Marvel movie because when I. saw a doctor strange we waited to the. very end of the credits and the clip. wasn't worth it was it was not that's. how they felt when they saw especially. the Batman one but that one yes it's a. question mark stupid stupid so dumb yeah.
but that's what we did we put a question. mark at the end. so we're walking out you guys all left. early so you didn't want to get mobbed. yeah we're walking out with Esther and. Doc is just getting in the groove yeah. and I'm like he was on fire in his head. did he get laughs no were you there. everybody was confused yeah yeah they. sat down again yeah they had no idea. what was going on yeah I I just I I love. doc our little blood back blood back I. love them.
he doesn't get it. well no Bob here's what happened. I told Andres. the show's over you got to get him off. stage go so Andres runs up and I'm. scared that I'm gonna get yelled at by. DOC for taking a stage time Andres comes. out like tells doc hey show uh show's. over guys you can all go home and Doc. light comes out he's like. thank you uh Bobby told me to do another. 30 minutes I was starting I was about to. start a big bit. all right guys you're free to go I I'm. sorry Olivia with dark but.
[Applause]. you were joking he believed you you. can't he's like a child you can't joke. with it I was kidding around why would I. think that he should do that because he. believes that kind of stuff yeah little. black magic has to show up do as long as. you want and I just think that's a joke. yeah yeah but can I just say this though.
he did great by the way he did great but. I want to say this though. he did five minutes right to open the. show right yeah I paid him 400 bucks to. do the show right I'm doing 30 minutes. they're trying to do you know what I. mean I understand five minutes for 400. is crazy it's a little much it's a. little much it's a little much yeah so. but also. he we need we need to get him off of. Amazon because contract is up his. contract's up also did you also see this. so when we did the question and answers.
at the end of the that show right a girl. comes up to the thing and she obviously. is hitting on dog yeah right she's just. like so you're saying you know so what. kind of girls do you like I mean I just. kind of going look at me yeah look at my. body. I don't know what what was the sport. response yeah yeah I don't got no type. but that was a clear do you want to [ __ ]. me do you want to [ __ ] yeah right and he. did not read it no because he doesn't. want to [ __ ] I'm not focusing on these. hoes can I say a theory go ahead and you.
can defend himself when next time he's. here or not you know I just think that. let me just throw something right you. know you know. um do you think that you know if a bunch. of your uncles were slaughtered because. they were gay you know in the Gates. Right awful do you think that's a. terrible thing. and I've I'm so very traumatized by it. all yeah you know I think about it all. the time you do you think about it daily. you text me I do I do and um is that. hereditary it is there there is partial.
scientific evidence to prove that it. might be hereditary but in my opinion I. would think if enough people in your. family were gay you'd feel left out. right you think it's peer pressure you. think it's conditioned he might start. sucking just to fit in yeah right I mean. look at you go to Thanksgiving and all. your uncles are like and then we went to. the man Hall and we were yeah I love the. manhole the mantle is amazing and so. they're bragging about it and you're. sitting there with your green beans and. you don't know how to you know oh green. beans. what do you mean green beans no I'm.
saying you're right Thanksgiving dinner. what do you mean by it though. Thanksgiving dinner I said you're. sitting there I didn't hear the things. oh I see you're at a holiday dinner and. you're [ __ ] everyone's bragging about. Dick and you might want to throw your. hat in the ring right or toss your [ __ ]. ring in the butthole you might want to. have a little bit of validity to and go. you know I'm also I suck a dick too you. know you might feel like you fit in. family gatherings are tough as that as. it is because when the girl was. obviously hitting on him on the show he. had no interest yeah she was actually.
very cute yeah he was eyeing some other. dude in the audience right behind him. yeah yeah yeah he's like my type behind. you. what is this there is no gay gene there. is no straight Gene okay so so then it's. true and not true at the exact same. right human sexual orientation has a. heritable component ah there's a. component that you can inherit yeah. we're not like you know I think it's a. great thing you know I mean I I'm just. like here's what I don't like because of. like we know a lot of comics that aren't.
out. sure yes correct and there's like this. we suspect. yeah I mean well we know but but yeah we. know but we can't there's no it's none. of our business it's not our business to. tell right but the whole idea that they. can't say it because it's a sort of. social or the business yeah and the. business is very it's it's not a good. thing I hate that well because the. business if you're gay the business says. you got to be [ __ ] gay.
you can't like suck dick and throw a. football they don't like that yeah yeah. you one or the other to them if that's. why the business is full of [ __ ] they're. like we want diversity no they don't. they want their version they want a gay. guy that's like yes Queen they don't. want they don't want a guy who's like I. just like to [ __ ] [ __ ] dudes because. I'm gay but I'm also I don't always have. to we don't all have to sound like that. yeah it's like if um have you ever seen. the show. um uh the other. oh my God the other two or I mean yeah.
the other two it's all it's [ __ ]. awesome Molly Shannon plays his mom yeah. it's such a good show if you haven't. seen the show go watch it it's on HBO. Drew plays a struggling actor and him. and his sister Helena York I think is. her name and they're younger their. younger brother this kid case Walker is. like a huge star a huge star in there. and they're in the background but Drew. plays. very much a young gay man who's trying. to maneuver through Hollywood and. you know not get lost in just his.
sexuality where he doesn't want them to. just just promote him as just a gay. actor right it's very true to form it's. wonderful I think it's wonderfully. written it's beautifully done it's I. think Sarah Shafer wrote I think uh. the writer two writers from SNL the. headrest from SNL wrote it I think Sarah. Schaefer maybe is the writers of it look. who wrote it there what does it say. writers. um oh yeah Chris Kelly and Sarah. Schaefer right from SNL and it's just. cleverly done in a way that's like this. is what the industry does they take. somebody and if you're gay they're like. you gotta gay it up a little bit you're.
right and he on the show is like I can't. why can't I just read it as me and. they're like. could you be a little bit more gay and. he plays with that world on the show. because most gay people that I know. aren't flamboyant in that way well I. mean there's some that are yeah but it's. just like who cares though at the same. time no I don't care it's just like it's. not the stereotype that's on TV is so. [ __ ] fake yeah every gay person or. every gay man is a Yas Queen yeah not.
every guy's like that just like not. every guy is a big bad bully bro hey. [ __ ] [ __ ] tricks there's a lot of. guys like you that are very sensitive. what soft what do you mean well you're. not a guy's guy. I don't shave what here you don't have. hair to shave on your face I know but. I'm growing it out like a man you put. that beard yeah it just takes a while. you put that mustache on 15 years ago.
and then 43 years ago that was pretty. yeah prickly no you're not a guy's guy. because let's get because I feel like. that I am but let's let's talk about. that for a second because I need to. explore this you're not raise your hand. if you think Bobby's a guy's guy. yeah but these guys have resentments. toward me and they have something these. guys are in love with you okay so let's. prove that I'm a guy guy okay what do. guy guys do that I don't do sports.
sports you can't play anything I love. ping pong not a sport. I love. um soccer. I know but you don't play it. really do you play football sure I've. I've kicked a ball around. that's not what football is the soccer. though American football all right okay. so real football I do like sports I like. MMA a lot okay I watch it all the time. so that makes me a guy. no no that doesn't make you a guy right. women women like MMA too making you a.
guy's guy means you're a kind of guy. that men. feel a masculine vibe from and they want. to hang out with but do you think you're. reading my size. and that also goes into it right most. little men like ice guy yeah. wait doc doc black magic is a guy's got. I'm not this is not a defense no no Doc. is a guy's pal not a guy's guy right and. my guy's payoff pal you're a guy's pal. all right so he's not a guy's guy he's. not a guy guy right you're a guy pal.
right so we're both guys Pals right you. are is Andrea's the guy's guy no no all. right he's a guy's pal George is. actually a guy's guy George is the guy's. guy he is why because he raises chickens. well yes he's very he's very like um. like George can camp he can set up a. tent like George has manly skills that. make him a guy's guy just because he's. not. he's not being a sports to be a guy. George and George does like sports but. George has guy guy thinks he can do. masculine manly [ __ ] like the other. day I bought this um I I think I know.
what you're saying so I went when I was. in Oklahoma I bought this time out real. fast you're a guy's got you're a guy's. pal. he's the guy's pal Fancy's a guy's gal. oh you're a guy's cow yeah I get it now. you understand now it's very clear to me. guys guys you definitely are the guys. guy pal gal pal yeah I mean look at how. he said yeah that's a guy that's a guy's. gal yeah Gaga or you said it that's a. gal Pals he's fancy as a gal pal yeah. you know I I wear underwear like you.
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[Laughter]. I think I explained it wrong do you put. keys on there that you wish are cars. that you had. and they're in the back of it there's no. like way of like there's no hook or. anything right so I just put it against. the wall just slides off I I don't know. how to do it right right so I looked at. George and I go hey can you do this for. me and the other day he brought screws. and a little thing and he started doing.
it guys got it yeah he never hung it up. yet. um I didn't want to get in trouble uh. doing something to your wall so I was. hoping you would uh put a few Nails into. them oh yeah I can do that by the way a. conscious guy's guy yeah he doesn't want. to [ __ ] [ __ ] up he can help you but he. doesn't want to ruin it I'll put a hole. right in your wall and not think about. it all right okay that's it guys I'm a. neanderthal guys I'm not he's Advanced. yeah I'm just like that's right I want. to break it and I'll fix it later all. right so then you know what I I think.
now I'm leaning more toward you know I. mean a guy's power you're a guy's pal. yeah yeah guys guys guys pal guys gal. yeah or gal pal now having sex right. does that affect the way you make love. absolutely so do you do this like I lock. eyes you don't lock eyes. um I always well I don't. all right what do I do well. no no I can't look into your eyes all. right I I'm an eye Locker you just eye. luck yeah it's creepy. right I'm closed eyes mostly yeah yeah.
like when I'm eating her out I we lock I. have look at me how did you you look she. looks she's staring right now yeah she's. always going. no no stop stop but but guys guys PALS. like you are more are more sensitive. lovemakers that's right yes yeah yeah we. I do thigh Works George and I are ground. in pound yeah yeah yeah I do that I do. finger four leg lock and I've got you. yeah right and I'm your naked choke. I'm just I'm drilling yeah right you're.
painting and maybe you'll find like an. iron ore or something and sometimes you. do get something good yeah yeah yeah you. are painting Strokes smooth smooth and. soft yeah George and I are Jackhammer. right right but could I just say an. Andreas when he has sex yes he sings. he just sings in Spanish when he makes. love or a little creepier he does what. the Riddler does and he sings Ave Maria. and they're just like and you wear that.
little green mask that you got at the. Army Surplus Store. right not to by the way not to step on. toes or infringe on people's privacy but. I gotta tell you yeah Fancy's wife came. along this weekend to say hi and I want. to say this she is [ __ ] beautiful she. is beautiful she you have a stunningly. beautiful wife yeah it is really and. she's sweet and she's smart and she's. cool and she's successful and I I keep. going why does she [ __ ] fancy and I know. that's a sheep joke but honestly after.
this morning right now. of course she wants to [ __ ] a gal pal. yeah she wants a [ __ ] guys gal yeah. she wants a gal pal because he's. sensitive he's sweet he's loving he's. caring he's hard working he's. intelligent yeah she wants a guy's pal. she wants a guy he wants a guy's pal you. want a gals pal no no she is that what. it is you're a guy's pal I'm a guy she. would never [ __ ] you I she wants a guy's. gal. I get it which is fantastic I understand. I understand could I just say something.
too I think I saw a clip that really I. had to turn it off because it kind of. he put a chill down my spine and it made. me shiver. right in a wrong in the bad way in a bad. way negative shivering in a negative. shiver and what it was and I think I saw. it correctly I'm not sure it was at your. show. were you in the audience. yeah yeah yeah. was there any point where you stood up. faced the audience and did a wave and. got like a cheer yes yeah that was the. grossest thing.
it's the grossest thing I had ever. witnessed in a live show in my life. buddy it's not a bad friend's event it's. his own show number two right you're. just soaking up love and it makes me so. sad for you. right now how did that feel defend. yourself fans.
I was recording in the event he was he. was working the event and I was actually. behind the curtains well you know and. then Andrew said hey come here fancy so. I just like poke I don't know I never. said I don't think you did that one how. did you do that on your own I went like. this I went like this go back go Back. come on the stage. and I said fancy go back if I back away. yeah yeah. [Applause].
also come here look everybody give it up. for fancy B the fancy B came along. oh my god get off my stage. that's insane. they love fancy so much that was that's. what I felt that was him yeah. um because you know what the power of. this show and the fame of the the. success of this show which we're very.
appreciative of for the fans it's gone. to some of these guys heads I I didn't. want to say it out loud but I believe. that's I'll say it yeah it's definitely. gone to Fancy's head Carlos now I mean. he he's gotten a little out of control. because he's on a couple right he does. this sometimes but he does trash Tuesday. a lot right so he's soaking in a lot of. like little side Fame you know here's. about how it goes that's his Vibe dude. let's look at Clark Kent. okay so if Superman can somehow touch.
his friends and give them a little bit. of his power oh yeah right. because he doesn't show off the fly he. only does it when there's an emergency. oh the sky skyscraper is falling I gotta. fly up right I have to save it but these. guys let's say these guys were. Superman's friends they would be all day. long just kind of going 100 feet off the. ground just on the street and just. telling people like look what I got. that's what it is you know what I mean. look what I could do if you could put a. little laser out of their eyes right and. burn like I could see this they're.
bringing all the neighborhood people out. right and putting a [ __ ] like. aluminum can on like a you know what I. mean and doing it and people going yay. right and that's what they're doing yeah. it just pops a little bit it's so. [ __ ] sad but can I tell you something. what. who's Superman in this whole thing. because he's really to blame. you it's you. what you're Superman thank you you're. Superman Superman yes yeah you are that. guy I'm Harvey Dent oh you're no I I. don't believe that.
I know it's a different movie but it's a. completely different movie yeah that's. that's why I didn't equate it I just met. one side of my face is nicer than the. other. yeah you think there's a do no you know. what I can say you are like Harvey Dan I. think there's a duality yeah and. obviously you're a very sweet guy but. then you sometimes scream yeah sometimes. I lose it you lose it and I you know. that's the Harvey Dent side I very I'm. very dent-esque qualities I mean that's. the uh you know I don't what's the name. of that actor Aaron Eckhart Aaron Ecker.
man I [ __ ] love that guy he's a great. actor Thank You for Smoking. this guy made a million [ __ ] hits by. the way great look at how many hits he's. made London has fallen yeah. he did one that was really bad I. Frankenstein. did he do that oh wow that is a bad. [ __ ] terrible at least he gets a. chance to do big [ __ ] bad movies I. want to do a big bad movie I want to be. in a huge failure. I want to be in a huge [ __ ] failure. you do I think there's something. beautiful about that yeah but if you.
stop getting into those situations you. get a bunch before that and then you do. one big bad one and they don't talk to. you for a long time which I think is. kind of a beautiful thing yeah who's. another who's somebody that had that. going like a ton of [ __ ] went right and. then one thing went wrong yeah but the. thing that went wrong look at Kim. Basinger's career Kim Basinger was. supposed to be the next greatest actress. yeah I have a I haven't what movie did. she do that well let's see I'm just. gonna find out because she fell deep. down the rabbit I know somebody that. kind of like had to shift was uh Halle.
Berry. Catwoman oh that was bad for her yeah. that was bad for her but she but she's. so cool no she's in moonfall. you know she's in moonfall that's good. is it better to burn out or to fade away. ah wow is it I don't think the same. thing no what the [ __ ] do we burn out. and fade away they're both bad. do you not know this song no no yeah.
there it is right so who knows this song. do you not know what I'm saying I want. to know the difference between Neil. Young Neil Young I want to know the. difference between I'm so sorry burning. out and fading away burning out I'll. give you okay I'll give you a fading. away fading always what would be. go ahead Andres you want to make an. analogy. who's an actor that's faded away like. Kim basing her basically faded away. who's an actor that burnt out fancy.
um Willa Smith no no I'd go Robert De. Niro faded away because he stopped doing. like real rolls yeah that's true that is. very [ __ ] that is so sad and so true. because he started doing bad [ __ ] like. lame [ __ ] because he didn't want to have. to act anymore right he wanted to do. like [ __ ] the [ __ ] not the [ __ ]. uh rocking Bullwinkle that when he did. that I was like what the [ __ ] is going. on he faded away now who burnt out but. could I just Johnny Depp Johnny don't. burn the [ __ ] out. he went out and he's going out in Flames.
I don't think so I think there's gonna. be a he'll never come back from this. those people both of them are like are. gonna be [ __ ]. I don't disagree I'll bet you my bank. account neither of them will work again. what is work again okay they won't be. movie stars ever again. so what you're saying to me is I'm gonna. I'm gonna be I'm not gonna sit in the. theater you're not gonna see Johnny Depp. in a blockbuster film you'll see him in. any Indie movies maybe yeah yeah. it's like James Franco Franco's never. going to work again but he'll work do. you know what I mean they're never gonna. make him a movie star again right.
because of all that [ __ ] but he's gonna. do he'll work but he'll never be he'll. never be in Blockbusters like he used to. be no unless he does an indie movie that. becomes a blockbuster I know but I think. I love when that happens but that'll. only happen if but the industry the. Indie Market is so fickle that I think. they wouldn't let it go through do you. know what I mean Nicholas Cage you know. that's someone Nicholas Cage but he's. trying to come back. yeah that movie helped him it's not just. that he did Mandy he did a bunch of like.
smaller really smaller movies that were. really good Mandy was so good right so I. think that he is coming back he's trying. but he but he has a chance to because he. hasn't done anything [ __ ] egregious. right these other guys are getting. clipped so they're doing [ __ ] up [ __ ]. and then they're like well we can't let. you back. um that's what happens. like they used to burning out I I think. it's better to fade away than to burn. out I think burnout always looks bad. yeah the Neil Young was saying you.
should burn out he says it's better to. burn out than to fade away I don't know. if that's true. what would you want. I want to fade away. yeah I want to say goodbye and good. night but either way though what does it. mean it's like if I burned out right. let's suppose I burned out and I burned. out with money. like you know who's burnt out who but in. but it's it's more tragic like Britney. Spears burned out. ah you know what I mean it's like sad. and it's weird now. and now it's like you know who's about.
to burn out I sent you that article. [ __ ] Madonna if she keeps whatever up. she's doing she's about to burn out. she's gotten weirder and weird [ __ ]. like partying with Drake and Julia Fox. you're like what are you what Madonna. reveals fully nude nfts and a shocking. 3D model of her vagina. yeah that's weird. getting in a weird Zone but she's being. a star for so many decades that's the. problem so you gotta slowly fade away. you don't need this anymore you don't. need the money you don't need the. attention that's [ __ ] hot as [ __ ].
that's hot as [ __ ]. like that of a tree. I see it's growing out our [ __ ] I was. right you're right my bad oh he's. pushing against the resistance of the. Earth. this is beautiful this video by the way. this is so like she's burning out here. it's always proves the boundaries. some of my branches. chop me down.
they will never destroy my essence. nor extinguish my soul. can you go whoa that's a dope Loop pause. to the vagina part that would it's. blurry they blurt it on purpose oh they. did you see that Loop how incredible. that was it went back to a flower that. turned into your vagina again I'm buying. it yeah scroll down I'm gonna buy this. nft I want to buy it. it's actually a beautiful poem that she. wrote to go along with it yeah.
my issue inherently is. oh it's with people who people who the. [ __ ] is he's the the biggest uh nft guy. or like he started as a digital artist. that was huge and then jumped in that. video is incredible I'm gonna give her a. lot of props that was [ __ ] awesome. video I just think sometimes she's oh. now butterflies come out of her puss too. yeah yeah see this is what happens if. you have a double vagina a kid comes out. of one A Tree Grows out of the other one. yeah. if you if you met a girl and she spread. her legs and butterflies came out what.
would you do. I'd save some of them. I know but would you would I continue. I don't know what could can butterflies. hurt your penis. I can't imagine they would nibble do. they have teeth. they oh you're right I don't know I. don't think they do do butterflies have. teeth I don't I don't think they do yeah. but I think they would just flutter on. your maybe it'd add to the vibration. maybe or one would just land on the tip. right just one on the tip just one on. the tip butterflies don't have teeth. they do have Probus a Probus is.
basically an elongated snout that's. straightened by hydrostatic pressure. allowing them to drink the nectar from. the two black flowers they could drink. out of the tip of your penis Bob. right they would die instantly so they. would die instantly yeah shrivel up I. think it'd be harmless there's a [ __ ]. meme or there's a there's a trend on the. internet going around about young people. on. on Tick Tock and stuff that didn't know. that Madonna's Like a Prayer was about a. [ __ ]. it was.
are you [ __ ] joking no. wait look at the lyrics for Like a. Prayer what do you mean. just look up lyrics for Like a Bird what. I thought it was about Jesus and praying. well sex and God and all these things. are kind of intertwined the poem she. just did with that tree zoom in and look. at this. when you call my name it's like a little. prayer I'm down on my knees I want to. take you there in the Midnight Hour I. can feel your power yeah that's God. what yeah you're getting on your knees. you're in church right at the middle of. the night that's when God comes to you. when God comes for sure no well God.
comes to you at night and and he comes. and let's read the lyrics I close my. eyes that's how I pray oh my God I'm. thinking I'm falling that's how I feel. like that's how I feel when I'm coming I. feel like I'm falling off no I feel like. my life is falling apart and I'm falling. well there's a personal thing right now. for you right so um you call my name is. like a little prayer I'm down on my. knees I want to take you there where. would you want to take God to I'm down. on my knees I want to take you there to. take you there to my pain no but see it.
you're reading between the lines here. that's what music is [ __ ] music is all. about missing is about interpret you. whisper softly to me that's how God. doesn't yell. hey cut it out yeah yeah no he's like. cut it out no no God's a yeller oh yeah. you're in control you're right you're in. control just like a child now I'm. dancing it's like a dream no end no. beginning you're here with me it's like. a dream let the choir sing you call my. name it's like a prayer I'm down on my. knees come on the Midnight Hour I can. feel your power.
this is about giving head. yeah I I don't read it that way we're. getting about Jesus or getting head it. could be her getting head okay. how about Papa Don't Preach then. oh it's about [ __ ] her dad. the greatest thing that you've ever done. for me Andrew of all time is doing the. show with you I know that's and but the. second greatest thing is you got me a. buffy comforter I did and right now the. that Buffy comforter is on my main. master bedroom and here's why I like.
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hitting on her dad right Dad I have hair. down there you always tell me right from. wrong I need your help please be strong. I may be young at heart but you know. what I'm saying what are you saying. whatever all of her stuff is sexualized. like I'm the dad and say that to me the. way the lyrics are and I'm the dad you. want me to sing them to you yeah it's. like I'm home from school maybe she's. from college Papa I know you're gonna be. upset because I was always your little. girl what yeah wait wait how was school. well you should know by now I'm not a. baby. this sounds like an intro to a porn.
movie right this is like a step porn. movie and you hear it. Daddy please be strong yeah yeah I hate. the word Daddy. I hate it I hate it does Kyle ever call. you Daddy. you don't do that sex stuff daddy she. calls me uh Papa. that's cute that's endearing that's. endearing yeah but not Daddy you know. whose wife calls him daddy. I know when she was when she was ready. to go she goes daddy we have to go home. now oh my God fancy yeah and he goes.
shut your mouth Andrew and he didn't. want me to talk about I didn't want to. talk about it no you know what he does. when he gets home and I and and this is. not even a joke I really believe this. you put on a black leather right pelvis. velvet again no The Mask has only a. zipper here right and you get into a. wooden [ __ ] you know what I mean. cabinet or something right and you go. good night and she closes it she locks. it right and that's how you sleep that's.
how you sleep nothing sexual about it. but that's just comfort for him do you. do that yeah how do you know. I have a feeling I just have a feeling. that Andres is the one in the. relationship that wears lingerie. yeah you know what I mean yeah yeah he. feels like he wants to be pretty yeah. what is it when the girl [ __ ] him with. a dildo pegging she pegs you oh yeah. right it's look personal you didn't. disclose this thing you don't we. disclose it you don't have to we're.
doing it for you and then you look at. the dildo and you go made in the USA. you're an American now right. that was part of becoming a citizen yeah. you can only use dildos made in the USA. or China because that's you know can I. see something every dildo is made in. China I also wanted to ask you a. personal question if you don't mind. right he definitely Minds yeah. um. you don't seem like somebody that is an. aggressive aggressor like in terms of. like who made the first move when it. comes to boinking back in the day when.
you first dated her I did do you believe. that no I guess I don't either yeah are. you excited to go back to Oklahoma to. film I'm not going back wait where are. you leaving to Florida why what's in. Florida oh doing will sasso's movie oh. wow just a couple of scenes is it. something he wrote no a company's I. don't know he's in it yeah he's in it. he's the star of it and they asked me to. be. in a couple of scenes that's awesome. yeah so I'm just gonna go do that back. to the old Mad TV days you in the SAS.
yeah and I just work with Ike and uh. Nick Kroll and those guys for history of. the world curl wasn't on Mad TV was he. no but he was there. he was around he's like. producing it or something Mr with Mel. Brooks is it a remake. unless that they're doing the second. part huh. I loved her you know. well hold the real reason why I did it. was because I thought I'm gonna meet Mel. Brooks but I guess he's not he doesn't. come. he does everything through Zoom because.
of covet and stuff he's an old man he's. a hundred. isn't he the oldest man in the world the. 2000 year old man the two thousand years. old yeah. George because Mel Brooks is somebody. somebody I got one chance he's 95. yeah. he's not 80 that's nuts that's insane. because you know as a kid even I. remember watching Spaceballs or so good. you know Blazing Saddles and yeah I'm. Frankenstein young Frank oh my God one. of the greatest movies of all time in. terms of Comedy that movie is so [ __ ].
funny his bloodline is incredible what. do you mean Albert Brooks oh yeah that's. his son. are you joking no Albert Brooks is Mel. Brooks's son. what planet am I living I did not know I. honestly I did not know wait I don't. believe you I don't believe you I don't. believe you saw me looking at myself. I will say isn't isn't uh uh Super Dave. Osborne was name his name was Bob. Einstein he was Albert Brooks's brother.
isn't that true isn't that crazy. Albert Brooks is Bob Einstein. AKA Super Dave Osborne rest in peace. he's his brother. he was so good he had the best joke. Albert Brooks his dad is now um. number one and also the movie the mother. has nothing to do with this robot anyway. yeah yeah I [ __ ] it all up Super Dave. Osborne by the way has the best joke go. to YouTube If you want a good laugh. Super Dave Osborne told a joke to. Seinfeld and Larry David on the set of.
um curb to Super Dave Osborne curb joke. and I gotta tell ya. maybe one of the funniest jokes I've. ever seen live and you can tell that. neither of them know it was coming. that's it right there Marty Funkhouser. watch this Bob you have to watch this. clip. Jerry Marty Funk hey Marty how you doing. how you doing good wanna hear a joke no. he doesn't want to hear a joke we have a. read through yeah let's get right. through it okay a woman's very afraid of. the size of her opening what is she.
afraid of the size of her opening. so she goes to her mother she says what. am I going to do I'm so big down there. when I marry Harry he's going to divorce. me her mother says don't worry. sweetheart it runs in the family do what. I did when I married your father go to. the market get some raw liver put it in. there and never know the difference oh. my God so she does we have eight hours. of sex after their marriage she wakes up. at 10 o'clock he's gone but there's a. note on her pillow says my darling. Harriet to think that I waited a year to. consummate our love relationship makes. my heart beat so a lot I'm surprised it.
didn't wake you up the only reason I'm. not here now darling is I'm at work to. make enough money to buy you a house a. picket fence we'll have dogs and. children ah this is not so bad oh yeah. this is great when you finish the. [ __ ] joke. when the five o'clock dinner bell rings. I will be home like the winged gossamer. of your loving your arms your loving. husband Mary that's nice P.S your cut is. in the sink. from what I've heard Seinfeld didn't. know the joke was coming yeah yeah so.
just rewind I want to see his response. or just a second back when he says it. watch watch Seinfeld's face. rings I will be home like the winged. gossamer of your loving your arms your. loving husband that's nice P.S your is. in the sink. [Laughter]. rest in peace yeah yeah [ __ ] Bob.
Einstein he died yeah Super Dave passed. away wow. I don't remember I remember it was it. was only like a year or two ago right. wow he died yeah Super Dave click on. Super Dave uh George please yeah yeah I. I I don't remember how he passed away. and he wasn't an old she he was a young. man. um he was 76. yeah is it still young. relatively I guess yeah oh cancer yeah. [ __ ] cancer gets down he gets you. my buddy my buddy's going to see his a.
family member that's got cancer today. and it's uh. that's it I feel comedy coming. I feel a joke. the joke is no so whose friends has. cancer no my buddy's Uncle and he's. going to see him today I felt terrible. for him because they got like you know. they get the end diagnosis if if I if I. told you yeah it made me think genuinely. if the doctor says Bobby. you you got four months to live I I I'm.
not and and there this is it it what are. you doing for four months. are you gonna quit the podcast oh yeah. you'd quit [ __ ] yeah man no there's just. too much to do there's just too much to. do but we could we could we could we. could Chronicle your cancer and your. death I got before that I have to get. this golden clock in stardew Valley. [Laughter]. because now right and it costs 10. million dollars because I already bought. the obelisks and I bought the [ __ ] um.
the little staff that gets you returns. home right so I'm like I'm I'm like a. week away from getting the [ __ ]. golden clock so that's the first thing I. did you're right there well I'm right. there right would you would you quit. tiger belly oh yeah yeah yeah so they're. all gone there's too much to do man okay. the second thing is that I would call. Bethesda that's the golden clock. Maryland yeah. Bethesda yeah I think they are in. Maryland but there is a city called. Maryland but Bethesda soft works and I. go can I get an early audition of. Starfield. the game that's coming out in November.
an early edition yeah because I'm sure. they're working out the Kinks about good. Kinks with all the Kinks I don't care. because I'm dying in four months I gotta. play it I've been waiting 15 years for. this [ __ ] game is Kinks a racial. epithet. IC what I don't know they used to call. that to me in high school but I was I. was wave when they called me that good. what's up you [ __ ] Kink yeah what's. up hey yeah so you want that so you want. the golden clock what else would I want. you want to get the stardew valley. Bethesda asked if they can give you the. early release what else are you gonna do. four months man and then the real stuff.
I would do that but and then being real. but also I would make some amends. not all right and then I would also do. this there's a guy that you can hire. to speak on your behalf at your funeral. so there's a guy that you can hire so he. this guy you hire and he'll say stuff. like. uh yeah so Ted died but he wants hit. your wife Amanda he even he's been. seeing somebody else for the last 10. years or this guy will say stuff like. yeah Frank he was gay right right he.
didn't want to come out when it was. alive what's this man called what I. don't know what his name is the truth. spitter I don't I don't know but I would. hire him to say certain things to people. yeah yeah while you're alive or waiting. no what I'm dead yeah so we have to get. together with that guy and go all right. so I want you to say this to Kevin right. you have to say this to Kevin and but. Kevin won't go to your funeral but I. want to make sure he goes I like that. yeah yeah uh you have to say this to Dr. Ken. you have to say this to Andrew yeah.
right to me yeah yeah there's just. certain things that he needs to say to. the people I I can't say you know what I. mean While I'm Alive what is it for me. that I love you is that what you can't. say to me. um it was okay. you know I would say I wouldn't hired. him do that no I would say all the. things that I was going to say to you I. would say to your face yeah there would. be some letters right and then there. were some be some stuff that I would. want to say after I'm dead. and then.
um. are you taking any trips four months. you're about to die you're not gonna go. where am I gonna go I'm gonna be dead. there too I mean I'm dead no but I'm. jumping on a private chat to go where. all the places I haven't been. yeah but for me I've never been. everywhere but I've been to every. environment I would jump on a private. jet spend 24 hours in a bunch of. different places and just keep chatting. around I would waste all my money on. private what I'm saying is what's the. difference between Tulum and Hawaii if. they're all tropical so why would you. want I haven't been to Tallulah but I've.
been to Hawaii because of [ __ ] right I. think Tulum and Hawaii are completely. different places I know in terms of in. terms of in in the time temperature. climate okay there's way more than just. temperature all right so there's palm. trees in Hawaii and Tulum what else is. different except for Mexicans culture. food what do you mean but like the hotel. room is what Bobby's saying like right. yeah yeah the four seasons of The Four. Seasons everywhere that's what I'm. saying I understand yeah yeah that's. insane right so I've been to. um cold places like I've never been to. Antarctica but like why would I want to. go there why not I've been to Canada.
same place yeah yeah it's the feeling is. a little bit more south a little bit. yeah yeah all right so you're not taking. trips We're not gonna do trips what else. are you gonna go try anything like are. you gonna jump out of an airplane or. bungee jump or do something never done. before no because I'm going to be in. heaven I'm going to do that there you. don't have bungee jumping anymore and. have enough to the accident oh really. they had to stop doing it you would. think there would be like you you have a. little [ __ ] bungee attached to a. cloud one guy [ __ ] up it ruins it for. everybody else. we went all the way down to Hell right.
right it's snapped hold me back up. I just couldn't. yeah so then um what else would I do. um a lot of like real amends like I'm. sorry that I did that yeah but what. about for you what about what don't you. want to feel some gratification for. would you use again you'd probably. relapse no I would you wouldn't no I. want to see God sober. do you think it when you die of heroin. you're high when you get to heaven or.
hell I think you're groggy a little bit. up there so how many days did it take to. get back to normal probably a week yeah. you're just on a cloud. it's just twitching and sweating going. through [ __ ] withdrawals right yeah. the worst would be if you if you're. going to withdrawals and then you're in. a pit of fire in hell and you never get. away from the withdrawals that's what. hell is wow for the rest of time what. would you do. I told you partially I would get on a. private jet and I would literally tour. with my family and friends all over the. world and just spend like a day in a.
bunch of crazy places spend money that. means he has money eat as much food. watch spend every dime I have right I. have zero intention on keeping any of my. money if I knew I was gonna die oh so. you wouldn't leave for some for your. sister for who your sister get a [ __ ]. job. your family get a [ __ ] job yeah no I. would leave some for my brother zero not. one [ __ ] dime will be left when I die. why I can't have a little no nothing I'm. spending literally all of it in fact I'm. gonna have an accountant budget out what.
I could spend where I could eat fancy. restaurants private chefs I I would. spend every dime I've ever [ __ ]. worked hard to make and save I'd take it. all out of everything that I've ever. invested in and I would throw it and I. would throw it away so [ __ ] fast but. I wouldn't buy things I would do it by. experiences I'm buying private jets all. over the world to exotic places to eat. amazing meals. and and Bone my bone my woman on the. beach. and get a ticket for it yeah go to. prison for it.
and then I would after I tour around the. world for one month Jet Jet Jet setting. then I would spend the next month. um seeing family and extended members of. friends and saying my goodbye. and I would say because I don't want. this close to the end I want to do it. now and get it over with. and then the last two months. I would try to physically set Hollywood. on fire. [Laughter].
I would try to blow up every Studio you. know what I would do the day after you. your funeral. this would be devastating so I'm at your. funeral right. right and people are grieving yeah. they're grieving I'll say hi I'll hug. your parents right your sister I'll hug. a little extra no yeah just a little. actually because she's grieving no all. right all right. right. hold on no right so then um and the next. day I would come to the studio and.
continue bad friends with Anthony. would you be mad no. you'll be in heaven the money would. still go to my account. would it really yeah I've set it up that. way all right yeah honestly would you. guys please if he died. and Doc still wanted to do it and Jules. and everyone want to do it and we just. needed a second guy it would not be the. same without you okay but would you if I. would you continue it be honest.
I would hope you would. just because I'm dead really hard on the. name and the brand right who's we. yeah. yeah so the brand baby so what would you. do man I would definitely keep doing it. yeah how about you George no way no way. it wouldn't be the same you got to start. something different God bless oh who. would change the name a little bit stop. it you're good friends George Kimmel. what you're the [ __ ] man I love you. to death you see that I was giving you. guys not I said yeah you should continue. doing it but George what he said he goes.
we should change the name and start a. new show what would you do the day after. my funeral. like a kenjong in here. I just I know so many more Koreans now I. know you do so Steven young could pop. right by yeah you know who really fit in. David. Cho yeah I would [ __ ] love to that. would be a banger. no but let's be honest you want the. truth yeah. nobody. in my comedy career have I ever had what. I have with you nobody me too no no I'm. serious I'm being real there's nobody.
I've messed with as more as fun as we do. comedically than any comic I've ever. worked with so no it would never be the. same and that being said we want to take. two seconds right now to say thank you. to the fans it means a lot to us that. you guys watch the show we continue. doing the show with or without little. black magic and Rudy they'll both be. back when they can we also want to. remind you we are doing more fan. interactions we're going to be setting. up some stuff and we're not gonna. announce the date but we are going to be. doing a bad friends live soon doing a. bad friends live stream soon so you can.
you can see that we've got a ton of. special surprises 2023 we also want to. do way more live dates yeah me and. Andrew go on the road next year we want. to do we want to do a bunch of stuff. together to come see we're also going to. sometimes now have some guests on we're. gonna start having guests on the show as. well yes so if you guys have suggestions. big ones name down below who you guys. think you'd want on this show so comment. who you guys think would you'd want on. the show. um and uh we'll uh we'll start we'll. start having some fun guests on the show. because we think it'd be nice to mix it. up a little bit and then um after that I.
want Andres to to close out the show and. uh. and take us home fans. thank you for being a bad friend. [Music]. foreign. [Music].
