Rat Island | Ep 249 | Bad Friends

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I was already out I didn't even me to. collect do it again dude ready yeah yeah. [Music]. oh well this is out this is stop I I had. my eyes closed okay cuz I couldn't. breathe do again I really liked it I. really liked it let's do it one more. time right but I'm going to keep your. eyes with it wait hold on hold on hold. no oh.

dude we're like a barber shop CET yeah. that's real that was incredible also I. heard you laugh in the middle of it too. that because it sounded so beautiful to. me we you kept the tone it was very good. that was great well welcome back welcome. back Carter and let me say something. that's when you said when you don't say. welcome back again because I think I. think welcome backc back yeah yeah. number one I want to say we got back. from Australia.

and I my sleep schedule is so. wickly yeah no yesterday I woke up at 5: today I woke up at 3: you I mean Carlos. looks confused and dazed are you dazed. yes or confused both both yeah it's. great movie and yeah it was a great. movie and I just kangaroo balls there. yeah yeah yeah kangaroo ball petrified. yeah I'm holding them that's real yeah. heavy pretty heavy yeah sorry for fun.

your kangaroo no no no it's what I like. no they're heavy cuz the. uh we're we're getting we're getting. we're getting it yeah we're going to be. doing that quite frequently on this. podcast oh and I brought this yeah for. the studio oh wa a boomerang I'll throw. it to you but hey can you edit this so. it looks like it comes back to me. yeah nice it works let me see it okay. here for real I'll thr it to you.

all right end over end have you tried it. in public no I just knew it would work. it's the first time I've thrown it oh. are you guys ready is there a way to. throw it that it'll come back right here. like this really if you throw it like. that it does then because it flattens. out you're such you know what it is dude. you're such a know-it-all but I he does. you know he knows everything it drives. me why'd you ask me then why why do you. ask me so many questions then if you. don't want to know the answer cuz you. know I got the answer I know you got the. answer this is going to break something. yeah look at Mone is the most scared. don't go hard cuz when I like this it's.

going to naturally go sideways you know. that. right oh my God stop stop that's it so. what's your what are how's your sleeping. insane it's terrible I can't believe. you're doing spots I had a spot at. midnight and I first time my life. canceled it Saturday night I didn't do. one Saturday I can I told you that was a. bad no no I went I thought you yeah I. went I went I went I went and you went. Monday I went Monday yeah not tonight. and tonight no no tonight tomorrow. tomorrow yeah yeah um so what time have.

you been sleeping I've been trying to go. to bed at night but I stay awake till. like 4:00 a.m. and then I I still wake. up at 9:00 a.m. and then I am tired all. day yeah yeah it's rough what about you. I'm good I know you are I knew you would. be good I'm good because I did the exact. pattern I told oh my God it's going to. drive me crazy that pattern oh my God is. that oh my God the funniest part is I. literally said when we fly to Sydney he. he this is what pattern everyone that. listening this is what he does this is.

what he does okay yeah cuz he's Mr noall. okay that's my new name Mr Mr know all. dude right but it's Mr n Mr no and so Mr. No all he obviously we do a group. meeting we do when he has his little Ted. Talks right well this is what we need to. do they Ted X's yeah yeah so he go so he. says um all from from Perth to Australia. right don't sleep at all we were in the. airport in yeah yeah to Sydney sorry. from.

okay that's another know-- all thing you. just you could let it go you could have. Let It Go but you didn't dud I'm Mr no. yeah yeah yeah yeah all right all right. so from per to Sydney don't sleep it up. which is like a four and a half hour. flight four hours yeah what did I do. slept a whole time the whole time I. stayed awake the whole time because when. he says something to do I go the. opposite smart I want to I'm M I'm know-. it all's Nemesis wait a minute I'm Mr. know-it-all you're Mr no at all that's. Mr no yeah that's what it is right so I. say no I slept the whole way smart yeah.

good for you and then like a [ __ ]. idiot you stayed up the entire flight. home 15 hours watch me watch me I said. stay up on the first leg on the second. leg eat the dinner and then last as long. as you can to match up with the LA clock. and go to bed because then it'll be. night time then when you wake up it'll. be noon in La when we wake up and get to. La but it'll actually kind of be our. sleep schedule think it's like 10 9 or. 10 a.m. which I go that'll work. perfectly I took I I was up during the. meal I see him I watch across the aisle.

he's on his iPad and you can hear. him I can hear him laugh yeah yeah yeah. and then I go to bed right I wake up. from bed feeling good take a piss he's. still up still on his iPad and I know he. hasn't fallen asleep giggling in the. exact same. position yeah exact same position then I. go back again I'm stretching a little. bit I'm thinking he probably is asleep. now Wide Awake wi awake not 1 hour of. sleep on 15- hour. flight and now what's happening I can't. sleep I know see I told you so um well.

you're right but I refuse right good for. you right right you should I would. rather and here's another thing I would. rather you know what I'd rather this for. you I like this I know you do and here's. another thing that I did. huh what long time ago you and I went. bowling yeah right and you try to teach. me how of Bowl that's right yeah and I. refused that's right but then when we. went to Sunny's birthday party yeah. right um Charles mton taught me exactly. what you taught me but I listened to. what he said do you remember yeah yeah.

right and I started bowling correctly. right and I looked at you and I I think. you were a little upset by by it yeah a. little bit yeah yeah so it's like you. know I like if he teaches me something I. refuse to listen but if it's like. anybody else right with the same. knowledge cuz he has all he's Mr knowt. all right all but I don't know why that. is why is that you think uh because you. resent the fact that I'm younger than. you but no more than. you he's talented too there's literally. nothing you can't do God bless mhm we. talked about it the other day I said can.

you name one thing you can't do and you. couldn't that's not true I said he. couldn't do that he couldn't he can't. beat me that's the he can't beat me he. can't beat me he can't beat me in ping. pong how about this I can't play piano. and he's beautiful piano ping pong ping. pong I can beat. you get a table oh my God tennis a. tennis we might be more evenly. matched I was on tennis team in high. school and that was 40 years ago it. doesn't matter I.

I had ridden a bike since I was in high. school we rode a bike in [ __ ]. Australia there's no phrase that's uh. hey it's just like tennis once you learn. you never not learn there is no tennis. Freight yes it it it goes to tennis it's. just like hitting a tennis ball yeah. yeah once you know you know once you. know you know yeah yeah we did ride a. beautiful bike around rot Ness Island. and had a gorgeous day at rot Ness. Island probably one of our best days. what a roller coaster though incredible. right why well cuzz we I kind of hyped. it up the entire trip and Bobby kept. pulling me aside and saying listen I. know everyone says they're the cutest. animal on Earth but what if we get there.

and they don't like us that's right and. we got there and they were all just like. looking for food cuz I'll tell you why. yeah may I tell you why yeah my wisdom. on this yeah okay look at them right. there oh my God they are cute they're so. cute rice are so cute they're so [ __ ]. cute so um edible by the way they look. very edible yeah they look like porks. they look like they look like little. Andre yeah little Andres so here's the. situation here guy my friend is is that. I'll tell you how the quaca came into my. I I told you right how yeah Jim Jeff Jim.

Jeff right months ago pulled me aside M. you got to see the quaca yeah he told me. the island and everything right so I've. been thinking and dreaming about quaca a. long time I get that yeah and then when. we got there some [ __ ]. bloke some Australian bloke says to me. uh mate you know why they call it rot. Nest Island I go why and he goes because. the first guy that went there right. thought they were a rat.

so in my mind I'm like oh they're not. they're they're not as cuz what we see. we I thought they were like going to be. real small like rats me too yeah right. but then when I saw that's me yeah when. I yep look at that you taken a photo. with one so beautifully oh the Joey is. coming out yeah the little Joey is. coming out of the. stomach dude that was like magical in. love in love with that and that was like. 4 hours into the trip you got that yeah. that was the last second we were about. to we're about to board the boat to go.

home well because I don't here you know. when people go crazy over celebrities. yeah that's how I F yeah yeah yeah I go. less crazy I take a step back I go you. know I'm better than that right so there. was a lot of quaca fawning a lot of. fawning yeah right so I'm like no you. know what I'm would be cool about this. but after like two or three hours like. what the [ __ ] are you doing it's a. [ __ ] quaca take a photo yeah you're. like 3 hours in you're like I'm ready. I'm ready to take yeah yeah no but see. this is what I appreciate about you you. waited till you felt like it was time. and guess what yeah that photo is proof.

that if you wait good things will come. exactly because a lot of people got a. lot of bad photos of them with quaca not. looking at him you on the other hand. have a picture perfect picture. with because I had the little baby in. the stomach one it was unbelievable it. was really un what an unbelievable so. the the proof is in the pudding kiddo if. you wait good things will come you know. don't call me kiddo anymore all right. baby. doll I think it's kind of funny we got. um we got a lot of love down there in. Australia we want to thank it was.

probably yeah go ahead sorry no no. that's it I just want to say we want to. thank probably sorry go ahead I just. want to say that I uh I want to thank. cut me off again probably there it. is I want to thank all the fans from. Down Under it was one of the best. experiences we've ever had I mean it it. was.

sure you're not going to be mad what do. I care it's already you already made fun. of me half of the trip about it I got. mocked incessantly even though what did. Andrew provide except for great. recommendations for food and hangout. spots and cool things to see but that's. okay but make fun of me more it's fine. well then I will not you're right I'd. actually prefer it if you did if you did. go ahead make fun of me well so. um you asked me to close the shows I. asked you to close the shows cuz I. wasn't feeling good go that's fine and I. 100% back that cuz usually we switch off.

sure and I said will you end up closing. some of these shows please yeah we but I. close except for the. one so except for one what one of the. shows you didn't what no no let me. finish he knows what I'm talking about. close every other show you know one so. the close the I always wanted to close. one of the shows interesting this is so. interesting what you're doing this is so. interesting what what did I do I wasn't. there but I I get the picture you get.

the picture right so there's one show. where he goes you know what Bob I'm. going to I'm going to close this. particular one I'm like mik I thought I. was going to close all of them right and. then it was the show that it was Dakota. Fanning Sarah smooch. Smoochy and slip yeah yeah yeah smook. these are right sure yeah yeah now what. I'm saying is is that so the one show. that your celebrity friends are coming. you're like I want to close because I. want to make seem well they came to see. me. cuz they're not a fan of you see what.

you're doing right now. no no no I'm just being. honest you like the honesty now they all. were like I don't really care about. Bobby I don't like his stuff so I said. would you guys like me to go last and. I'd prefer it yeah less of more of you. but whatever I just want to tell you the. whatever the reason if you like the. truth whatever I love the if you like. this little truth theu they all. literally said we're not fans of Bobby. Lee both comedically. personally and I said that's rude that's.

my partner I love what you're doing I. love what you're doing right now dude. these are their work yeah I know I don't. think I don't as a stand up think or as. a podcaster yeah I don't think so they. go we're not we're that's just not our. style and I. said maybe what what would it matter who. went up first then it they're going to. see me anyway they saw me anyway because. you hate it if I do too much time you. [ __ ] about it every time so if I go. second then you're not going to complain. to me right it was just an observation I. don't know if it's the truth but I'm.

giving you the truth it could have been. one show you're like here's a deal it. could have been one show it's like you. know what I just feel like closing out. the second show no no the truth really. is I thought okay if they're coming to. see I'm not going to have you get upset. at me because I did too much time in the. front so I was like let me close the. show so I don't hear it from you because. every show we've ever done if I do too. much time and there's proof in the booth. you do get mad okay are you going to be. honest and say that that's true that is. the true yes because you go let me ask. can I and I see I hear backstage you. going like this he's doing too much time. always doing too much time cuz these.

guys they rat you. out let me say something let me tell you. something the reason rat him out out I'm. sorry all what I'm saying is is that so. your beef is not with me pal I'll it's. with the. rat okay let me see all first of all. right you rat [ __ ] dude I don't. remember yeah yeah you both you rat. [ __ ] and number two and number two. right don't hide now pal right don't. hide let me I I'm going to say something. to you okay you're you're one of the. best comics on first of all cut let me.

let me finish cut it out let me he's one. of the best comics on planet Earth okay. no listen right we're playing in front. of thousands and people right do you. know how hard it is I'm blocking your. face do you know how hard it is to. follow this guy in any environment say. we say the same thing about you okay so. my point is is that you know I mean I'm. sorry that I at times don't want to work. that hard.

okay I'm sorry I don't want to work that. hard and number two right back me up now. now you two rats right time out real. fast real fast the truth is out there. and I love the truth no but let me stop. the truth real. fast okay good two two two things real. fast real fast yeah one clearly they. never said that about you you know I'm. joking you know that I'm joking I just. read it myself out no no I just said. listen to me I just admitted that I do. complain and now. that was some [ __ ] Jedi [ __ ] dude.

that was UN don't do that he knows. everything he knows everything dude can. I finish though yeah yeah let two things. go ahead one they never said that about. you because you know that they're all in. love with you I made that up as a joke. but two to Dakota Fanning them all of. them of course they didn't I know but. but but let me level this let me level. this okay to make this even more fair. that is true I did want to go second. because I did I did not want you to get. mad at me by the time and then to make. both of these things together these guys. will also tell you the rat [ __ ].

scumbag loser [ __ ] that they'll. tell you the exact same thing that I say. about you when you're on stage verbatim. I go I don't know why he doesn't go. second he's crushing and I don't want to. go after that do I not say that to you. so yes okay the same thing you say to. them I say to them about you as well. okay so so we're good we're good and who. are we really mad at yeah but we're not. good yet okay I love this cuz my parents. divorced when I was six so I never got. this. so let me let me so let me let me just.

you know like go to the committee okay. mhm so Mone all right no I had to burp. yeah Mone look at. me why do you think he wanted to go. second just in your opinion you know. what I mean your opinion that only the. second show on. Mel don't look at me what are you doing. dude you're about to lie I could just. see you did a swallow he wanted to look. cool in front of his actor friends it is. Carlos I think he wanted to show what a.

good comedian he was in front of his. friends okay and yeah that's fine that's. great yeah I told you what it was yeah I. didn't want to hear it from you if I. went long that's really I I did not want. to hear your [ __ ] about you going. because by the way I did 30 minutes cuz. I wanted to do more time he wanted to. give him the best version of the show oh. fancy fancy what are you doing what are. you doing we were just we were just. sailing through. this so here's the no no no all right.

let that sink in I don't want it to yeah. yeah I it's already just clean it off. once you get HIV you have. it not anymore D I know but I not I. haven't taken the cocktail yet well. please do yeah so I just took some HIV. but can a shot of it he's walked into. the poor so yeah so um at least he's. embraced it you said that's the best. part of the show no Fancy no yeah yeah. no no listen if this is going to be. about the truth and if we're putting it. on the table yeah let's just do it let's.

not like you know let's be Cowboys okay. so I told you my truth yeah that and I. believe you I genuinely I just want to. do a lot of time so I I just heard your. truth and you know what nice fancy way. to go so anyway. um wow what a great trip it was. incredible What a Wonder it was awesome. we saw kangaroos we did we Jess and I. went for a long walk and saw some Ros. that was awesome it was incredible and. then in Auckland um. uh Carlos went to a brothel which I'm.

sure is can you can you talk about it. yeah of course we already talked about. it yeah it was more independent um oh L. mom and pop less corporate yeah it was. just in a hotel room and there was like. a closed barrier like when you walked. into to the left so there was someone. else hooking up in there as well I so. she was like go shower and so I went and. showered like I faked it a little bit. what do you mean you faked Itor I had. already showered I didn't do something. like you just went in there and protect. ended to soap why wouldn't you just.

shower again shower I didn't want to. double soap it it be just too much sorry. I didn't want to do soap double soap it. is too much like you get extra clean. yeah what does that even [ __ ] mean I. didn't want to do two soaps so I but. it's not your body it's your breath. that's what they meant when you can't. wash that in the shower you can't you. know and and let's can we discuss can we. discuss that for a second okay there was. no discussion at all there's not. anything that smells particularly like. that that's why prostitutes don't yeah. yeah yeah yeah that's why prostitut.

don't kiss yeah do you kiss him it's no. it's a level of it's you know what it is. okay when you know you. know when you're in a porta potty you. know what what it is right you go that's. a mixture of poo and generations you of. it right right when you go whatever. right when you're at like when you're in. skid R right you kind of know what those. smells are you know I mean people that. are Bo dirty you know I mean you know. what I mean you EX I get age with his is.

a particular kind of skank pretty. interesting yeah stench that you don't. know quite what it is right what is it. it's like there's salami right but then. there's also dirt but then there's also. like you know what I mean like you. know vomit vomit yeah yeah but it's like. it's from vaping and a bunch of Stu but. it's a lot but it's like also here's. another thing that you can do which is I. think an X-Men power you can project it. from across the room well that is like a. power if you. I I I I I could literally walk in the.

room go oh Carlos is here before even I. see you whoa I'm being real I I go oh. Carlos I don't even have to look you're. just there does it leave a trail or. something it's a projection I don't know. it's weird it's like a funk what is it. what is it what is it I think it's. because I don't eat. enough you don't eat enough food so your. stomach is eating itself yeah weird [ __ ]. that's bio well every morning I throw up. blood and stuff oh my God what are we. going what no no don't do don't do that.

yeah yeah why I'm still alive though. okay when's the last time you saw a. doctor I'll see my dad in couple days. and I'll see what's up wait oh so your. dad is your doctor oh yeah I just text. him and. then you call him do dad Dr dad on NBC. wait a minute does he ever run blood. work on you no he just like blood work. do you ever run blood work on yourself. have you ever never do you've never done. that no you honly dude at your age you. have to run blood work I mean I've.

gotten STD tests that's not the same. thing I'm talking about holistic your. whole body needs to know like maybe you. have allergies to something you you can. have some stuff going on that you don't. know that's like what hot girl and I'm. not even talking about your breath he's. I'm I'm talking about separately you. should run blood work dude to know what. I'm talking about your breath that's. right that part yeah I'm talking about. it what if he does blood work what if he. does blood work and the results come. back yeah yeah yeah even the blood is. like. even like when um like sometimes I'll.

say get me. mince are you just trying to like make. it easy but you so hav't I when we're. doing shows do I ever say that when he. says get me mince he means I go get. Royal me I'm trying not to be. rude right it's a message he doesn't get. it yeah get me gum mints right and get. me you know what I mean. toothpaste. mouthwash it's not for me I don't use it. it's for you okay yeah yeah yeah so. that's hint I had a lot of mints in.

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in Sydney this is Bobby coming on stage. in Sydney Jesus Christ so. great oh my God crazy 8,500 people at. this show yeah wow man there was more. people at that show than in the state of. Nevada when it was admitted into the. Union in. 1860 it was almost a great moment do I. get the Mr know-it-all thing now or is. it get pass to this [ __ ] guy that's a. great I think you've influenced them no. yeah yeah that's basically baby.

know-it-all that's baby know it all baby. know it all I don't even come up with. [ __ ] like that I don't cuz you know it. all but you also know timing Ah that's. what it is but he knows a lot let me ask. you Mone do you know about. Ko No okay do you know about what's the. Nevada thing what is this saying your I. saw this in a video that other day when. Nevada was became a state in 1860 they. had just over 6,000 people and I thought. that's crazy there was more people in. the audience not going to lie that is. [ __ ] amazing that's insane a state.

when it was formed influence. influence yeah yeah yeah see how no no. influence each other hey hey yeah hey. yeah good boy he's learning yeah good. boy you're actually come you're but my. kind of know it all Carlos is you right. what up yeah what's up bro what's up. what's up we don't know those a few. things he doesn't know we know nothing. yeah all right so let me ask you though. not to stick on this joke do you go to. see a dental hygienist though oh my God. no you can't just have you don't no will.

you I think it's will. they. choose that's very funny yeah they will. not I I will huh I I haven't been in you. know he has his picture up at the denst. office he's banned wanted wanted yeah. yeah yeah Dad wow wait a minute so you. won't go I'll just do other things yeah. but wait why won't you go see somebody. because I'm healthy I'm alive are you.

afraid of a dentist is that what that is. no I'm really not I'm just lazy like how. my car I didn't it but this tripping me. out when was the last time you went to a. dentist for. real maybe when I was a teenager andw. check this out in [ __ ] 30 years yeah. and check it out what am I. doing what who was that you're a dentist. no no it's. worse what every woman that makes my. okay all. right all right. just imagine that wasn't Kil oh.

wow shots [ __ ] fire dude yeah yeah. yeah very good the frequency of dental. visits depends on your individual. circumstances however the Ada recommends. the American Dental Association wow. recommends adults and children see the. dentist every six months that's so dorky. no one does that I think they almost. everyone I know does really yeah I go to. dentist everyone in this room goes to. the dentist you don't you don't I mean. at the very least once a year is. definitely what you should do I did tell. Jesse this but I did brush my teeth with.

Sprite and Adel yeah I forgot about that. I said why Sprite and he goes I don't. know what. fizzes bro he's just rubbing sugar on. his bro bro dude that's the problem that. is yeah yeah I think we found it yeah we. found the problem you're brushing your. teeth with yeah yeah I was too lazy to. go to the bathroom just do it with pop. rocks those fits too dog do you smell I. mean is there other smells in your body. that you're not aware or privy to I.

don't know I can't smell them I can't. smell you can smell but I can't smell. like marijuana or anything like that. yeah you dip you dip and smell you dip. and smell yeah yeah like dip your finger. in your butt and smell it no not the bot. no no but don't start there yeah don't. start there no but I'll like I'll go. like this and do that onit yeah have you. do that yeah of course yeah I want to. sure if I'm see if I'm on track I think. we need to get this solved and I mean. this because now I feel like it's. dangerous are you really throwing up in. the mornings oh yeah oh buddy come on.

that's not good yeah oh that's not good. well then stuff's going on it's like. indigestion it's a whole thing and makco. knows my pillows have blood on them when. I wake up yeah. mcone you're not voicing this to us ever. you're not going hey guys I think you. should know this both for the sake of. health and comedy I mean I feel like. everybody who's like 10 years older than. me I'm like oh they got it somewhat. figured out no they don't they don't no. no they don't they got it no there is no. such thing I did love all the music we. made together though with the piano and. singing and the trumpet I'm going to say. it right now dude I told you backstage.

and I don't know if you really took this. to heart but I mean this I said man it's. incredible when you are freestyling on. the piano and she's backing you up and. just flowing with it I'm it's extremely. impressive maybe I'm a [ __ ]. underexposed person to that kind of. style of music but it [ __ ] blew my. mind every night I would sit down when. you would freestyle on the piano and you. would just smooth come in I was I'm gen. I'm being so genuine to you guys it's so.

impressive to me and maybe I'm don't. know [ __ ] about music composion and. composition and Theory but it [ __ ]. was incredible I'm not kid basic chords. really sure yeah I maybe but it was. [ __ ] gorgeous I do also have to say. that the. shows versus the shows we did in America. year a couple years ago were way tighter. over there we were much tighter well we. had 60 cities of practice I mean we we. found a Groove we found a definitely. Groove with all of it it just seems. faster it was it was smooth and and and.

we had some incredible people fans to. help out in the show we had a woman who. was able to squirt breast milk out of. her mouth into my mouth out of her tit. into your mouth well she and spit it. like milk coming out your nose she. squirted breast milk and it's sour it. doesn't taste like oat milk or right. well of course what do you mean yes it. does not taste like oat milk or or any. milk that I've ever had right it was. like sour it's a human milk oh human. milk human milk and let's see it right.

here let's play a clip. there oh my God so much more than insane. dud wow wow wow wow that's all breast. mil that's all breast and those babies. are not going to go hungry that is so. much and can I say something too. probably one of the best breasts I've. ever seen gorgeous you saw them right. yeah I snuck back I mean they were a. perfect brast and her husband approved. we asked her we said we said she goes my. talent is that I can squirt breast milk. very far and that's us asking her. husband I'm saying dude do you was this.

cool do you approve and he was thumbs up. all day what show was that the show that. Dakota was at it was that was that yeah. that was oh that was a magical show. that's a magical show then Sarah snook. Jake Lacy oh Jake Lacy from um White. Lotus White Lotus and I'm dying up here. I'm dying up here that's how we met yeah. yeah yeah but um Sarah snook who is uh. secession such an incredible actress I. walked up to her and I I just kind of. grabbed her arms yeah I'm such a big fan. I have such a crush on her talent wise.

you know what I mean like I think she's. so talented I'm like God you're I love. Dakota oh my God she's the [ __ ] she's so. not what you think well cuz she's you. know what what's funny is when you grow. up in LA and you meet people that grew. up in La that are like actors that grew. up here I guess it's more you have a. projection of an idea of who you think. they are you do because you meet some. kids that grew up here and they act and. it's a thing and you know even though. she moved here as a young kid she kind. of grew up here but you see a lot of. young actors cuz I know a lot that um. they play by the Hollywood rules so they.

don't want to say the wrong thing or. they want to they're just very like in. the middle about things right political. political she seemed to be she reminded. me more of a comic she floats her own. way she's like cool like accept yeah she. loved the show the show was wild it's. really nice to see people feel free and. not feel like because our show is. [ __ ] insane like you know Sarah. brought their 14-year-old son and when. they came backstage I was like do you. want him to see this show yeah and she.

was like yeah I mean why not who cares. and they just saw Neil degrass Tyson. play there we played the same venue as. rocket scientist deal rocket scientist. and we're sucking on tit milk yeah rock. and roll D inredible Rock and [ __ ]. roll it was a great trip over a great. yeah the whole trip was good there's. only one part of it I didn't like tell. me there only one part of it I didn't. like tell me it you know what it was um. mcon yeah yeah. did you make me mad the whole the whole.

show did you did was I mad at you a. little bit I was what was anger about. forgot I can tell you exactly what it is. cuz it's a little bit of jealousy is. what it was okay go ahead we played the. clip on here of you walking out to. Sydney to all those fans right oh I knew. it as soon as I saw Bobby post that I. knew this was oh no no no no no it's not. mad at Bobby I said to him did you get. us all coming out to the [ __ ] crap. wait he didn't get you coming out no no. no no no there's got to that that. doesn't make he does not and you were re. watching it all day on your Instagram.

and I just knew that he were I wasn't I. wasn't upset at you I was I said to him. did you get everybody getting that shot. I got all of us going out is that what I. asked you I said did you get me or Jesse. going on stage to the big crowd I don't. want to I don't want to fight. you Andrew what can I side with mcon for. a second interesting interesting. interesting someone's trying to get.

under Mr noall tutelage huh what. someone's trying to be Mr noall for the. show I mean just just a little thing. what is it I did go up to him before the. show and I go make sure you get me. coming out interesting okay that that. has no bearing that he would literally. go I should probably get everybody. coming out yeah that yeah but that. doesn't yeah you're right that doesn't. it's 8,500 seats yeah you're right you. yes you assume if one of us said hey. make sure you get this shot why wouldn't. your instinct I should get this for J. you were already on stage correct at.

that moment so he couldn't go back no no. no he asked him before the show Oh I. thought it was like I was running up to. run the cameras to get the back of. everyone going cuz I have running second. camera I I don't it's over to me and. that will always lay inside of me as. something that you disappointed me at. and it turned me I was extremely upset I. went into my hotel room and I said not. happy doesn't care it. almost a Dollywood moment that day.

pretty close that wasn't why I was. feeling that way but that that that. Dollywood moment almost happened again. yeah I had a day that was scary I kept. wanting to hang out with you so bad but. I knew it would be best to just leave I. had to go to the gym I had to just walk. away but Mone was a big sliver a big. sliver in my hand ow how do I get this. out right I do have to say my. relationship with. Mone got better on the trip mhm. because because of that no not because.

of that I feel like he was trying to he. was trying yeah I will say he got he was. trying you're welcome everyone of my. that's me that's all me I know what is. that's all me molding and shaping the. yeah yeah I know it is and you know who. didn't try on the trip at all who didn't. put any effort into the trip whatsoever. Carlos yeah shout out to Carlos he. worked very hard yeah you killed it. Carlo you actually did a phenomenal job. thank you I appreciate a phenomenal job. much better than than than we expected. you to do you went above and beyond. fancy you didn't do [ __ ] you stayed back.

and caught up check let's talk about um. the best hotels you think we stayed at I. think the coolest one we stayed at was. uh um the W in was good in Brisbane. wildly dope but also my second was the. Ritz Carlton the last night of yeah was. it Perth what night Perth uh yeah oh the. crown the crown I mean yeah the crown. yeah we had noou that night incredible. incredible little no dinner yeah and the. kids never kids kids never had noou.

right never you're welcome didn't say. thank you once didn't say thank you I'm. grateful really huh did not did you say. thank you did we said it a few times. when do you remember give me the time he. probably has it on cam time St I'll pull. it up that dinner was amazing I love the. Lazy. Susan spin the good Lazy Susan love a. good Lazy Susan and we had we had. overall man every city. did what we thought they were going to.

do nobody let us down every city was. amazing every venue was great and let's. be honest can we be honest we thought. one of the Cities you we both were like. what if this isn't that good because of. the venue oh yeah oh yeah and it turned. out to be [ __ ] great which oh yeah. that one we were both oh I walked into. that one oh here's another Memphis yeah. you did say that another Memphis. Tennessee tank yeah but it wasn't show. was amazing one of the best shows I.

think save the trip I had a panic attack. that day was that Brisbane Adel wait. tell that story yeah on the plane I had. a panic attack and I was trying to like. hold it together until I got to the. hotel room so no one would know and. right at the end oh well when I got to. the baggage claim Bob he was like go get. me some donuts so I'm like still trying. to like hold my breathing together and. I'm ordering these donuts and the lady's. taking forever and shrimp's like come on. got to go no you didn't know and so I. get the donuts and I get on the the and. right when we park Bobby's like what's. going on with you and I was like I think.

I'm having a panic and then he starts. yelling to everyone she's having a panic. attack I was like you're making it worse. well then I went back there and I go are. you really having a panic attack I. didn't know if he was joking and then. you were just I just got to my hotel and. like tried to control my breathing took. a shower and like calm down I felt so. bad and then the show was like. transformative cuz it was like all I. just could focus all my thinking just on. the show and form and and yeah that. venue was great and since we're being. honest yeah since this is the honest.

show yeah when you get low you get low. when I get low that's what I. said I thought it could have been a. royal when people get low they get low. oh right right no when you get low we we. can feel it uhhuh yeah right and there's. always like a 12-h hour period MH where. it's like we just know not to but what. happens to your mind there well I have. clinical depression so I go into a deep. very dark low hole Yeah it's disappear. it's scary no I get really I feel so bad.

for you well thank you not I'm being. real I'm always like going this is oh my. God I mean I can't imagine yeah I want. to get you out of it we try to get you. out of but then we don't even we don't. say any I I think I don't think I said. to you anything to you that day no you. didn't yeah yeah but I would walk by. your green room and just. hey if I'm being honest if we want to. talk real [ __ ] um yeah yeah I get. [ __ ] I have I have I have depression. I get extremely dark and low I think the. worst negative thoughts I'm sure there's. fans that have exactly what I have or.

you know they do this thing and um I. found my only solution is to not. communicate with people because I just. feel like I'll be mean or rude and. sometimes I am that I just get Snappy. because I'm really low and I apologize. if I am and I find that if I can go and. exercise or just break away for a second. and just kind of do my own little thing. it helps me reset my bearings and then I. can get back to it and I've done it a.

few times with you guys but that's just. unfortunately I think it's a part of my. chemicals yeah I think it's a part of my. [ __ ] unfortunate DNA I'm born with. this. awful you know I don't even know how to. describe it it's awful it sucks I'm not. proud of it I'm not but it also is who I. really am so I think if I service myself. and I leave people alone I can I can. figure it out I found the tools for me. to go okay and you know what helped me. shout out to tell you this shout out to. the guy I met in the.

gym I didn't want to [ __ ] talk to you. I absolutely didn't want to talk to you. I was lifting weights I had headphones. in and he approached me multiple times. to talk and I was being a little mean at. first I was do I was like what's up I. did that I've what what what what and. then as soon as I dropped my internal. guard I thought this guy's just a nice. guy asking a question and then I shout. out to that guy for some reason it. helped me like get back to where I. needed to go cuz I knew this was a test.

I don't know what you believe in I don't. care if you believe in a God or a not or. a universal energy this was 100% a test. from the universe going watch this I was. in the gym alone and it was like watch. this and it put this guy in front of me. and it was like you can either [ __ ]. be a [ __ ] Grump and be bummed and. ruin someone else's part of the tour the. other people you're performing or you. can take this guy as our little [ __ ]. tool and honestly I felt great after. that like I it something in the universe. gave me that guy I believe that to be.

like look at this happy go-lucky sweet. guy who just wanted to talk chat didn't. know me had no like it wasn't like a fan. it was like just a guy wanting to chat. about something and I don't know I. wholeheartedly believe the universe was. like deal with this because you got to. cut it out and then it did it like. re-trigger my I got to be good for the. other people on the show it's not fair. it's not fair to your friends and. performers and people who support you to. bring your [ __ ] on other. people mobile you know when you discover.

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want to play this is this is just Bobby. throwing a Sig back at Carlos after you. threw one at him first yeah yeah right. so you threw one then he just. retaliated but that seems fair eye for. an eye smoke for a smoke leaves everyone. blind yeah like the good old days. there's a resent you know your behavior. you keep there is there is something. there there has to be something there I. think he loves you but the bad breath is. like like Venom like it's taking over. maybe that's what it is yeah yeah like. the bad has something to do with it's.

not him it's morphing into its own thing. it's be it's it's it's like actualizing. yeah it's becoming itself cuz he's. changing right oh 100% Carlos has the. the change is there I see it it's the. responsibility y'all gave me so we gave. you too much no just the right amount. for me to grow. interesting um I will say this we had a. little talk off camera people don't know. we're working on uh right now we looked. up our analytics and uh we I think are.

going to play a show in Jolly Old. England we're working on going to London. for a show because our fans in the UK. have said why don't you guys come to us. the first country we went to outside the. US was well Canada but we went to. Australia and I think we owe we owe it. to our uh Australian um London friends. our lond our Londoner friends so we're. working on that right now so but can we. do this yeah make a whole vacation out. of it no I know but the problem with. Australia is is that we there was just. too much traveling I mean what I would.

want is to be in Sydney for two or three. extra days two days so we can travel. around I know it's we lose money that. way no that's fine you mean London go so. when we go to London no when we go to. London I don't want to be like flying in. and flying out I want to I spend two. three days I want to go to the Emirates. and look at I was just going to ask if. we go there yeah yeah can I say. something about you yeah she saw the. Champions League game today did you see. it over the highlights I watched the. whole thing it started at noon I put it. on my big TV and just watched it wow. because that's the best way I can learn. the players is by watching them and so I.

know what do I mean same. thing I would love to bond with you I I. know this is your I love it so let me. ask you something about our bond right. yeah you saw did you do you love the. team or I love the I became an Arsenal. why though why do you think well it. started to bond with Bobby why do you. think it is that she likes the well I. because of my passion yeah so that's. where it started that's where it started. she wants your love so she loves what. you love well let's face it we don't we.

love each other but we don't have a lot. to talk about we went to a dinner. together and they took our phones away. and it was kind of hard for us that was. a great day it was great so but we ran. out of you were mad okay can we talk. about that they took away your phone and. you were at dinner without a phone yeah. I've never seen that in my entire I'm. not kidding in the 20 years I've known. you I've never seen you at a meal not on. your phone yeah and if I liked Arsenal. then it would have been way different. yeah so here's what happened okay we. were going to go eat go and then you go. I don't want to have.

lunch you said you guys go get lunch you. said you guys go Lun verbatim but then. you were mad that we had lunch without. you cuz you went to a [ __ ] festar. restaurant yeah if I knew you were going. to Michelin I thought you were just. going to grab a snack like we've been. doing I didn't think you were going to. go to a [ __ ] sit down Michelin. restaurant I thought hey grab lunch. we'll all just grab lunch and then we'll. have a nice dinner but it was Discovery. so yeah we we looked could we looked and. looked and look and then we found this. place and then oh we stumbled into a. Michelin resturant did yeah basically we. walked by it we did cuz there's no sign.

there was no sign it was stumbled into a. Michelin restaurant yeah so then I go no. we googled it there it is yeah we. googled it actually literally he I was. looking for restaurants so he goes no no. no no just type in expensive restaurant. correct then then we found one so there. was a so we walk by and then and then. and then and you go I don't think we. it's here I think it's gone yeah I go I. think you know that fancy door that. stairs go down those stairs into that. yeah and she checked it was the. restaurant you ring a door doorbell y.

right then we got buzzed in walked down. the stairs it was probably one of the. best meals we had I think there this was. in Sydney right do you remember the name. of the place the gidley something like. that yeah the gly the gly I think that's. what it was called yeah yeah the gly I. think that's it's close to that shout. out to the gidley in Sydney it was. incredible it is mate but they took our. phones they put them in little they go. here's something quirky we do here we. take your phones put it in back I. respect the [ __ ] out of that that's what. Chappelle does his shows yeah and we sat. there and then we didn't did we talk we.

talked about comedy and like the state. of Comedy but like that only lasts so. long yeah. but the we went into this store in Perth. that was a a sports vintage store and. there was some uh Aral that's how yeah. and I saw one that I really liked it was. like my fit but I was like I'm such a. poser if I wear this I teach me about. Arsenal is that weird and he said are. you serious yeah and then so we I. educate her and she memorized a bunch of. things and now you can wear the jacket I. think I think I I'm you can wear theck I. think you can wear the jacket I really.

like them it's cuz it's like I get super. into certain shows like Mr wait wait why. are you guys laughing no it's. cute why cuz it's. sweet there's something else look at. Carlos I don't I'm I just thought it was. nice no because you're so strict on. people about wearing jerseys and making. them afraid of being posers that she. should have just been able to wear well. I will say Bobby's been nothing but like. I was afraid if I wanted to like this. team he would get mad because that's his.

thing but he's been nothing but like no. like if it's it's something that no one. ever wants to talk to about with me Ian. Edwards no he's a man you can't believe. you said that D I love this she's doing. it but I really like it and I realized. I've always wanted to get into a sport. but I never could know where to start. and it's like certain shows like Mr. Robot and Arcane like I love them so. much but they end and I just it clicked. like sports I get why people like them.

now they never end you get new people. every year new seasons and so I'm really. into this the drama right I'm on season. 40 of of all my local sports teams yeah. except I don't like the cast on any of. my sports teams well you switch to. Arsenal dude they're great well I don't. like soccer but that's that's the other. thing is we just we both love sports. individually but I just I'm not a soccer. guy but I I like that you like it I see. how it's like basketball and American. football together uh no I because it.

moves so fast I like I like fast-paced. scoring like you like basketball. basketball's the best it's fast-paced. scoring yeah but they're bouncing around. the field it's. CRA that sounded yeah yeah what the. reason why I like soccer is because um. when you do score it's just that much. more potent I was screaming alone in my. living room yeah it is I just like to. see black guys dunk okay I like to see. then Arsenal's the one of the first. teams to allow black people on their.

team oh then I definitely don't like. them are they really yeah they I dud I'm. going to wow I didn't know that wow wow. so they were the first team to have. black players one of them I don't know. if the first but they got some backlash. for that some black lashers a little bit. of black lash from that so this is a. photo here this is a photo of uh Mone in. bed with who is that that's my mom now. what are you doing in bed with where'd. you get that we got this from a fan a. fan wow and I didn't ever find a good. time to show you guys I love that we. literally got it the first day and I.

would pack can I have that well can we. just put it up at the studio here I want. it why can't we put it here please let. me have it my mom yeah I mean you. definitely you have that photo yeah I. was like where did they up like that. well can we print out a real nice one. that looks like [ __ ] I want that one. okay we'll give you that. one yeah can I see. it wait let Andrew hold it I want to see. a side by. side what do you guys think what do you. say. is it close is it close I hate you I'm.

puby mom I I love I love your mom too so. much I actually miss her and I'm coming. out to Phoenix can you when you going. line it up can I plug some. dates yeah I'm going to uh Sunnyvale and. uh Fort Worth and Dallas uh all next. year um Colorado Springs Rochester New. York um I know I'm forgetting some stuff. but it's all coming together my tour. I'll post it and uh my merch will be up. too jety johnson.com with the glasses.

the glasses will always be up on Rainbow. Optics but my t-shirts I finally got an. online store that'll uh mail them out so. if you can't go to a live show where. I'll always have merch you can buy it. online finally wa is it is it jety. johnson.com is that up your merch yes. right now go look at it let me pull it. up also by the way to the Australian. fans that asked us why the [ __ ] we. didn't bring merch I'll tell you why we. hunted for a way to bring you guys merch. local companies of course is what we'd. have to use cuz it would cost too much. to ship merch from the United States and. all the local companies that we tried to. work with it just wasn't it wasn't going.

to work so that's why we just wasn't. going to work out for us for you guys it. wasn't cost- effective or efficient for. you guys to get good merch from us that. we cared about to distribute to you so. we have great merch all the time on the. website so sorry we didn't bring. anything with us but it just wasn't. going to work can I ask you a question. yeah I got invited to a Thanksgiving. with somebody should I go you think can. you tell some Michael Bay. go B yeah yeah you're going to blow up. that bathroom. yeah imagine that the [ __ ] whole.

table just. explode lights on fire you think I. should go um I have no plans from a. personal perspective do you want to come. to my house who's going to your house. nobody my cousin and a friend or two. yeah maybe you come to my house yeah. maybe but but if the Michael Bay thing. is real I'll go there 100% yeah I know. your priorities yeah yeah best friend I. just think no I just think that it would. be like an an interesting story of. course assume okay my assumption the. reason I didn't invite you to. Thanksgiving honestly my assumption is.

you would not want to do that well you. know it well can I say something to you. have I not been showing up to places no. you do I'm lately I've been make being. very mindful about going to different. places and when I get invited and I go. but I'm saying I go to Raves I whatever. like we talked about inviting you yeah. and my wife was like do you want to. invite Bob I said yeah but I don't think. he would like this kind of thing because. I don't know I you know traditionally I. if you're GNA be anal then no I I am I'm. sure well I'm going to be a mess yeah. yeah I don't want you at the house going.

no go to Michael B please please now. that I think about it I'm going you know. cranberry sauce on the ceiling yeah. there's another thing that I've noticed. is at this Comedy Store people have been. like I had a waitress come up to me go. go um have you been working out I go. no why you laughing I'm saying the and. then um Steph Tov goes oh I I see it now. yeah yeah stand up stand up for real you. you don't just stand up you don't. anything else but stand up we can see it. it's an obvious difference can you or No. Yes be honest we've said it every.

[ __ ] it used to protrude wait a. minute what did you say Carlos you can't. tell I can't tell so I see him every day. you can totally tell you need to take. more oh my God oh my God what are you. doing see that's what I'm saying he. wants me to overdose on o no don't do. this yeah yeah he wants me to die no. it's like weed you can't overdose yeah. yeah no you literally can and also let's. stop plugging OIC it's it's [ __ ] way. GOI we over yeah yeah it's the other one. oh okay the amount of people that. commented on my Instagram about you you.

let they were let down cuz they thought. you were on OIC and so they were too but. now you're on WE GOI and now people were. like [ __ ] I got to switch no I'm still. on I have black market OIC too oh you do. you bad boy yeah we go I do both I do. both I the smude but it is working. everyone on tour has said that there was. a few ladies that said that on tour I. mean it was just true the truth is the. truth I'm so hungry but don't eat I'm. not yeah just don't Bobby wants it. because he wants to be say with me.

Hollywood ripped well you want to be. ripped jacked I think it was Jack jacked. ripped and jacked what did you say in. the van you'll see you'll see you'll see. you'll see and that's the name of the. special you'll see be jacked absolute. jacked and ripped and you know. what I think you're on your way I mean. you're definitely losing the weight are. you late night snacking no no look at me. nothing mm- not even like a CH not even. like a KitKat or chippy well last night. I um I went to shabu shabu was my first.

meal of the day of the day and then. after the store Andrea Jinn goes let's. go have dinner I'm like I already ate. and she's like just call so I went to um. sun. andang right and they had this they had. a couple of dumplings and then that's. that's nothing yeah and then I went to. dude I've been going to whispa every day. it's been great in fact last night at. whispa it's so interesting I'm in the. [ __ ] dry sauna completely naked and I.

sit like this that's how you're supposed. to sit you know I mean I just kind of. sit like this and I lean like this mhm. you know and there's like a lot of black. guys in there which I love like what's. up bro what's up man you got to show off. yeah and I do this I'm not afraid of my. little guy right there's two white dudes. sitting there and and I'm looking at him. like this I was looking at them like. this and they were like what you looking. at man you guys yeah looking right you. yeah yeah and they go oh I go what do. you guys do I go we we move we're actors.

we just moved here from I forgot where. you know I got there we talked a little. bit about it's dry you know what I mean. mhm and then later when I'm like done. they come up to me they go you're Bobby. Lee I can't believe I go why didn't you. say that in the dry song yeah why did. you save that yeah you didn't think it. was the penis thing you think that I. don't think so what do you think well. they might have been threatened that's I. mean but it's like why don't you can. just say you're Bobby Lee right what. what's the problem well cuz it's kind of. hard to your Co your [ __ ] is right there. so they might want to save the.

excitement for when they don't see your. [ __ ] oh what if I started getting hard. that would be so funny what I'm talking. about you're. probob you do get excited when people. notice you I love you you when's the. last time you went to Wiis Spa forever. yeah it's been so long have you gone no. I don't I love it though I want to go. back you want to go tonight you're going. every day TOA yeah I'm not going to that. dry sauna with you why there's a women's. Department dep there's a women's. Department yeah there's a there's a SE. there's section it's like men and women.

you would go in your own section yeah. what is it like walk me through it. because I can't I have no idea what it. is can I ask you something yeah I'm not. trying to start anything at all. yeah are there are there trans people in. the sonas no okay well there was that's. a real there was so there was a. controversy at weisa do you know the. controversy no so we supposed see that's. see what see that photo right there they.

give you clothes and so there's a like a. you know a co-ed area of the spa but. there's no nudity there's no nudity. where there's like a clay room ass salt. room and then we're fully closed with. other people right and you steam out. there and do your thing there you can. meditate you can there's yoga and. there's a women's Department too right. anyway the controversy was if you go to. weisa there's kids sure running around. you know there's like a lot of like like. in my my section little boys running. around not late at night but yes even.

late at night sometimes oh yeah yeah. yeah yeah even late at night you'll see. like a Korean kick. on you know what I mean right and you're. trying to like you know I mean be cool. you know but um you know you gota be. cool gotta be cool man so a couple years. ago a uh a man a a woman a a trans woman. right who hasn't had the procedure sure. went to the women's Department uh-huh. and there's little girls there right I. think that's what happened right Reed. and then right here yeah and.

then there was protest cuz they kicked. up the the guy out the girl out a. transwoman uh with presence of a nude. individual with the penis most commonly. believed as a transwoman the women's. changing area of the spa the video went. viral attracting significant attention. from gender critical feminists also. termed trans exclusionary oh turfs right. and some media which led to protest and. counter protest some media Outlets. initially questioned whether or not the. alleged incident had been a hoax. uh they reported uh again the. transgender woman was charged with.

indecent exposure relating to the. alleged incident after four women and. one minor girl filed police reports in. July uh suspect is awaiting trial on. seven counts of exposure and finally. judge ruled that the indecent exposure. case could proceed citing the testimony. two witnesses in the indidual in. question had partial or full erection. for a duration of 30 to 60 Minutes. during the incident that that that's um. that's a bummer it's a bummer to have a. boner but that spot is phenomenal I mean. if I could walk around there hard I. would yeah imagine taking a [ __ ] blue. chw then going to whispa but it's also a.

cultural thing it's like it's a Korean. establishment right that's right what. yeah yes and they're like you know it's. could just a different culture and it. was just like what else are they going. to do you're saying they you saying. they're just in their in their removal. of the if there's I mean because I know. that there's always little girls and. little boys I'm talking about five. six-year-old kids running around right. and it's just a part of Korean culture. to bring your kids to a spa it's like. you know yeah and I would do it if I was.

a father and um I don't know I just. think that it's inappropriate it's it's. hard for your kid to see someone else's. penis this kid only sees my penis my kid. sees my penis yeah but they're little. girls right so he's in the women's. Department I know you know what I mean. do you remember the first time you saw. your dad's penis by the way when I saw. it or sucked. it okay you should have did I remember. the moment I see my dad's I mean what a. b. I almost grew up on a nudus colony did I. ever tell you guys that what did I you.

almost did so you didn't well no my dad. wanted to take me to nudus Colony and my. mom was like I don't want the first. penis she sees to be a your penis how. old were you I don't even remember it. but it had to have been after they were. divorced so probably around 6 to8 yeah. wow a nudest colony are there any nudest. colonies in Southern California welcome. to uh Southern California's Premier. Family nudus Resort in RV park located. halfway between Los Angeles and San. Diego Glenn E is nestled 154 Acres with. the base of the Cleveland National. Forest we the perfect combination for.

Resort for amenities and nature and dude. we have to go to this there's a nud and. look it's a Korean woman on the photo. Glenn Eden Sun Club here in Southern. California the largest member owned. nudist and resort club I am joining I. why cuz dude clothes are so [ __ ] dumb. I know but look at look okay look at. that photo to the left right yeah those. are what we're going to be saying yeah I. don't want to grow up there fun Clint. Eastwood's dust. dick hello partner you I mean just no no.

I'm saying retire here I don't want I. don't think you should grow up here I. should retire I want to retire here okay. I mean don't you hate laundry imagine. never doing laundry again and every day. waking up eating naked swimming naked. hanging out naked not worrying about it. you love the Wiis Spa naked in the sauna. imagine if that's every day that's true. and because you got a nice little [ __ ]. who cares run around with it what's the. difference and they do toys for Tots. that's great they do blood drives I mean. this place is fantastic yeah and look at.

this they're plant-based you can go. vegan there if you feel like it I'm in. call us up call us I there's just some. things you can't do naked when did clo. first start happening cavem caveman. probably well I'm sure I mean before. anything clothes are probably for. [ __ ] warmth and protection prot and. then it became about puritanical [ __ ]. ideologies of covering up parts of your. body like shoes was probably the first. thing yeah yeah look they got the first. shoe in Africa on there on the between. 30,000 and 120,000 years ago oh just a.

small gap between 30,000 I know and 12. 120,000 years ago early clothing was. made from animal skins and Fern and. leaves and grass and WRA draped tied. around the body clothing changed with. wealth I mean I just think like you know. there was a point. when nudity in the summer was chill and. somebody didn't like it some small. [ __ ] weirdo was like we we should. cover up that's so funny that's probably. exactly how it happened you know what I. mean some small dick loser in the. community was like I don't like to see.

other guys penises it's gross and. everybody's like what are you talking. about what are you talking about yeah. everyone has their penis out yeah I. think it's gross yeah as soon as like. Leroy moved into the right right right. Leroy as soon as Leroy I don't like when. Germaine comes over for dinner I don't. like it your wife is like what is what's. the problem he's not my kind of. guy yeah yeah some [ __ ] huge [ __ ] guy. moved into a community and then all. these [ __ ] insecure dudes were like. we should wear we should wear clothing I.

don't like that I don't like that that's. out you know I'm going to move into the. village where the Changs. live that's and by the way that's how. hasienda started little Community where. they're like that's where the Asians are. that's where the whites are that's where. the black dudes are but do you think. that if you had a time machine and you. went back where cavemen were right and. you were wearing modern clothes they. would freak out they probably well they. kill you on site like I'm wearing like a. fuboo track suit you don't own that do. you I know but I would buy one like a. full Foo boot track suit yeah they might.

like it a fedora you think they'd be. like they'd kill you on site oh they. would well cuz you'd look like a future. person you oh really like a space suit. like that if we show up me Donell yeah. yeah you who else me Doc me you doc. Donell yeah Donell and just with. fullblown identical track suits fubba. tracksuits they'd be excited at first. yeah yeah cuz we'd look like we're like. a group of aliens yeah oh they we would. and different colors too imagine a. Korean and a redhead and black eyes yeah.

no you know what I would do and we start. rapping right imagine how happy they'd. be to hear rap right cuz they would. go they would start going along yeah. they would hear the Rhythm yeah that' be. cool dud one of the cavem men starts. [ __ ]. roboting and then they kill us and eat. us and wear the clothes if you would you. ever eat. human if you had or have you if you had. to like that one um movie is it alive or.

Alive yeah the soccer team the soccer. team yeah um would you do it I don't. know what it I I I I presume I would. because I don't know what extreme hunger. is like what if you got into a plane. accident and you crashed in the Andes. mountains but you still were taking your. OIC to curb your appetite for humans. like you would just definitely do that. you just double down on I double down. then you're like well I'm not that. hungry right and everyone's like how are. you how are you doing this yeah.

nothing all right anyway thank you for. being a bad friend. [Music]. great wo. [Music]. a.