R2D2 & C-3PO Are Fathers | Ep 150 | Bad Friends

two are bad friends who are these two. idiots. [Music]. or something we're bad friends guess. what what. we invited a little roach here today to. be at the studio show yourself. a little piece of scumbag from the tiger. belly bird look at this mullet hauling. scumbag oh yeah yeah the roach the roach. is back there he is with his new baby. isn't it funny to see these two guys.

together these two guys are dads Stop. Standing on them yeah basically in this. in the Star Wars universe who are they. r2d2c3. right aren't they yeah yeah just. buffoons buffoons just foolishness I. mean the little ones 100 that was dead. on you are R2D2 for sure. yeah every time even as a kid I was like.

George do your best C-3PO impression. well I believe you've talked too much. Andres that sounds like you and that is. it. yeah but it's fine it's fine well can. you do appreciate do a British one I. thought that was a British accent yeah. oh my God now the roach is back the. roach is back and also one of the. sharpest dressed cats in town. that I've ever seen yeah what was that. was that your cat. that's your cat yeah okay come on that's. how a cat sounds to you.

yeah that sounds better wait wait what. kind of cat is it is it a house cat or I. feel like you're doing like a that's a. barn cat a barn cat something feral. Have You Ever Raised a cat. have you ever seen it from Earth have. you seen a hot cat yeah I've had cats in. my house oh you have yeah okay I'm more. of dog person but my sister had a cat. growing up isn't everybody more of a dog. person no there's some people are cat. people no I know but you know those. people he's not more of a cat person he. built a cat sanctuary for like 50 Grand.

shut the [ __ ] up man you did I did but. shut the [ __ ] it wasn't 50 Grand they're. probably on their scratching posters. well how much was it they don't go out. there. is it done finally it's done and there's. like a little opening and I sometimes. yesterday I opened up the two flaps and. they just kind of looked through it and. they won't go through it and then I go. it's 20 grand. 20 grand can I live in it. it's outside but sure yeah but it's a. free spot it's a free spot actually you.

do have to pay your resolution yes we. got to get her into her own place so can. it be in your little cat sanctuary yeah. okay but you have to dress up like a cat. really every day no well I mean just. have catnip on your body so the cats go. out there I don't want them in my house. oh okay they won't go out there yeah but. it's a bummer they just they don't go. out I know but you know what what that's. what that's how it goes what do you mean. that's the way the ball rolls baby you. do something and something and something. doesn't happen so you just have to let.

the let the world just let it happen on. its own like with kids and stuff right. you guys have you have a baby on the way. yeah you have two now George yep and in. your head you have dreams for them. correct oh Big Dreams right it's never. gonna work out whatever they're gonna go. the opposite direction and I I can. almost my son is on the CEO track that's. my plan for him no his son what do you. think artist no what is this song gonna. turn into yeah I think his son is going. to turn into janitor. maybe I think I think I think but CEO of.

a janitor company he's on the. entrepreneur he might be the janitor of. a CEO's office like he might clean he's. the janitor at Netflix corporate but he. tells girls that he works for Netflix. and kind of he does yeah yeah he's that. douchebag right right that's it that's. good that's your son's gonna be a. janitor a janitor at Netflix your. daughter is gonna what only fair. yeah but but she's gonna have free. subscriptions and she won't even charge.

I would kill myself would you really. kill yourself if it was free. subscriptions right if she was doing. great at it okay. wait wait if you she was doing badly at. something like if she's doing poorly at. selling herself then you'd be bummed but. let's say she's one of the top one. percenters on only fancier daughter what. are we talking I'd be a little bit I'd. like be a little embarrassed at first. but three months in I'd start bragging. to everybody. what is this feeling if your daughter is. on only fans she's like Dad I'm just.

doing bikini shots and stuff and then. you subscribe and she's actually doing. insertion. that feeling is like well why are you. subscribing because you would. investigate you're like I think my. daughter's lying to me but she can see. who subscribes no you you create a. different like name so you've done this. no. [Laughter]. yeah but you've subscribed to only fans. under fake names no I it's under Bobby. Lee everybody knows yeah but why do you. do it under your name and not under. another person's name I don't want you. to ask that question I know why tell me.

you like to get recognized yeah. let me tell you something that's a half. truth that is such a full truth that's. wonderful truth yes that's a full. hard-on that is an Absolution you get a. boner when people know that you're. present it's not that yeah right in my. Twisted head since I'm single I think oh. maybe I have a chance with the girl on. only fan yeah but you know they're not. even doing those they're not running. those accounts I know I realize it it's. like teenage boy do you not know this no. they don't run the accounts they hire. out these third-party companies to do.

all the work so they take the photos and. then they send the photos and videos to. like a company and then they're the. people that I know a girl who chats for. other girls and she gets paid a [ __ ]. load of money to chat because every time. they chat it's like 20 bucks a girl you. know yeah so it's me big [ __ ] deal. all right but sometimes they'll have. like these broad uh those you'll get a. message right and they do these broad. messes like what are you doing tonight. baby and the first time that happened I. responded as if it was specifically to.

me. I have two shows. all right and then like nothing back and. then I realized oh no it's just like. this gigantic broad thing you know what. if that was specific you know you got to. keep responding just in case. one day it's gonna be them you think. that I'm gonna go I'm gonna have two. shows and they're gonna be like oh cool. I'd love to go yeah you never know maybe. maybe how many was a teenage boy it. would they would definitely be like. talking to him for Bobby that's right. okay can I get tickets to the show like. you got it how many how many um.

how many girls are you subscribed to. or have you subscribe Maybe. there are a lot of people I know though. tens a lot I know what week is it is it. well I'm zero so I think 10 is a lot to. me but I I unsubscribed when they're. Liars what do you mean how do they lie. they lie when they say like uh you're. gonna get more of this and this and you. know they don't get it they'll go hey do. you want to see my breasts yeah and then. you and fifty dollars fifty dollars for.

their tips I know and then you press it. and it's like them still in a bikini and. you're like I could have saw that in. your Instagram you're a liar you're a. liar and I always call corporate office. there's a liar hello only fans corporate. hi I'm Bobby Lee here oh God hey one of. our one of our top Subs is here thank. you also because this is I mean this is. not my complaint but it's like can I get. verified. I need the blue check mark hey can you. tell us some of the recent credits that. you've got in television or film oh yeah. I'm on the bad Friends Podcast.

it's pretty good thank you but that's. not gonna get you all the way there. anything else I open for Tom Segura. yeah one more maybe one more yeah uh I. did a Michael Bay commercial. how long ago 25 okay. all right sir well then tell us what's. the problem what's going on with only. fans that you're upset about. oh yeah so um I spent 50 on this girl. and she's like do you want to see my. bras and I'm like oh and I well she. doesn't respond to me because she always. says like what are you doing tonight and.

then I always say like I have two shows. and she doesn't respond but anyway my. point is is that I um I spent food and. it was just impressed and it was the. same photo as an Instagram so I paid 50. for no reason. that's false advertising sure is yeah. thanks for calling bye Dave that's it. how could you win there's no way could. you imagine trying to file a lawsuit. saying that you're you know the false. advertising I didn't see the nipple. because tits are tits. that's true that is because the breast. is still a breast you got to be a. specific you gotta say can I see your. nipples oh I see so do you want to see. my nipples and then you wanna see my.

nipples on my tits yeah. right because I mean what if she has no. problem but there's no nipples it was. just the breast part kind of like there. was some sort of accident that happened. and she had a nipples oh that's cool. that's kind of cool yeah because it's. like you know sometimes you take the. eyebrows off of photos or from do people. and they look different maybe then when. the nipples are gone it completely looks. like a different thing. yeah yeah they might look different yeah.

I don't know I kind of I went with the. vagina like if the vagina had like no. lips or like a dick no what do you mean. like a dick coming out of it. it was a lipless vagina yeah yeah would. that change the it would change the look. of it I'm thinking about it right now I. know what you guys are describing what. what a Barbie doll. I have openings I've tried that's what. I'm saying to look to look well I mean. I've no I mean no well I've been there. see the Barbie before and I look and I. go there's this it's just like a flex.

surface crack her legs open she's not a. chicken you just crack it out of anger. but you're right Barbie dolls do it. Barbies have smooth tits no nipples yeah. and they have a slope yeah juice did you. have Barbies. I actually used to bury my Barbie dolls. well sounds like a story time go ahead. I don't know why I would cut their hair. and then they'd look weird and I'd go. but you know I grew up in the desert so. it was like the suburbs but the backyard.

was all dirt and I just go back there. and prepare them out of my dog look out. dig them out and chew them up in my. mouth do you know why she's like your. dog did that make it dirty chewed up do. you know what you're my god dude this is. like Dahmer [ __ ] yeah I got it out of my. system that's right because your dog. knew they were still alive that's right. and then she their dog could hear oh. yeah my dog's my best friend so she was. like I better finish them. how many Barbies did you bury in the.

backyard I would say like three to five. I didn't have like an unlimited amount. but wait a minute so you got bought. these and was your mom never like what. happened to your dolls I think we just. laughed about it maybe she was scared to. ask me I don't know your mom you should. ask her more I used to do that too I. used to buy I used to bury little toys. oh she definitely thought it was weird. do parents have inventory of what they. bought the kid like I don't know if as a. parent I'd be like what happened to the. PlayStation that I bought my son three. years ago well PlayStation's a pretty.

obvious one that one's a big one or the. ball well balls kids love balls right. like Barbie dolls if she only had five. of them and they were all gone at one. point your mom would be like didn't you. start Barbies oh that's right what. happened in the [ __ ] Barbies yeah do. you have limits on what you're allowed. to buy your kids like do you have a. discussion with your wife over like. can't get too many gifts and all that. stuff also get off the Apple box I want. you at ground level uh I try to but she. keeps up buying stuff I got into a. Montessori oh congratulations and then I. did a half a day of research and I've.

told her we need to have a Montessori. household and then she keeps buying. other things it's a school it's like a. Catholic School almost no no it's a it's. a where smart kids go like the heads. he's on the see how do you know your kid. is the smart kid well no it's uh it you. make things small for kids so like they. have little tables it's all things like. just very kid-centric but treating them. as adults isn't Montessori like a uh. it's a school. but it's religious based. um no but this is more just like a. training them.

here let me just stop talking and uh. look it up training them how are you. training your child uh so it's a lot of. wood natural stuff. sorry toys it sounds like a call it. sounds like a baby cult. well for smart babies yeah right how do. you know your baby's smart we don't know. that yet he knows twice as many words as. normal kids at his age he's a genius who. would say that who told you that well. every time we go to see the doctor it's. like how many words does he uh has he. been saying like 40. oh well usually. kids are speaking 20 words this time.

yeah. you're lying your way into a Montessori. right you lied and he's okay with it. well you can unfollow him he just lied. to you yeah you're a liar dude just like. those girls unfollow but he wants I. guess he wants to believe that well. here's the deal yeah part of the part of. the the growth of a child that we've. seen is that the support from the. parents. makes them believe that they can do. something so he's tricking his kid into. thinking he has the ability to do it I'm.

raising him as a genius. honestly it might work to a degree until. I used to take a test but yeah but the. ones they realize that they're not right. they go into you know I mean Great. Depression to Comedy. yeah. what what did you just say would you. just say filmmaker. yeah did you say filmmaker you think. you're so great.

there's no way. that's interesting though no comedians. I'll tell you you want the bases for. comedians yeah. selfish insecure. uh attention needing. um people Pleasers. who. um see the world in a weird way can't. explain it when they're young then they. get old enough to realize I can make. money off how strange my brain is.

that's probably my greatest assessment. of what I think most comedians are I. disagree go ahead I think it's. um being um. there's some trauma I don't think. everybody has I know but I'm just saying. so the comedians that I like all trauma. not some some drama but also being you. like her she's no trauma left alone I. know but that's why she's great on the. show no but I mean in general she's a. great comic who's not Cubs I know I'm. not saying that all comedians that are.

good come from that background it's the. comedians that I like to you like the. most gravitate toward I mean there's. something going on so you're some. abandonment you know yeah and they just. need or daddy issues daddy issues or. something yeah you're like you know. normal you are probably the most normal. comic I know yeah where you grew up in a. very healthy I grew up with a lot of. adult figures in my life but I but I. ever it was always full of love yeah. there was like my parents were divorced. so we moved like probably between the.

two of them like 20 times and I moved. like four schools so I've had a lot of. change and not like a normal upbringing. whatever that is but but I've always. felt like loved. as a kid would they like if you had. feelings would they listen to your. feelings. I I think yes or no my biggest thing was. just like because my parents Heard a. Voice I'd never be with all my family. but if you went up to your mom and you. went Mom I'm feeling sad today yeah what. would you say you're 24. stop talking.

like that yeah if you were sad today if. I was sad my mom would be like a don't. smile. don't don't smile and then she'd start. cycling me oh reverse psychology yeah my. dad this is my dad this is my Dad yeah. Daddy what. I feel share today oh yeah yeah you're. gonna feel worse. something like that yeah or he would. just go no no and then walk away right. and go oh my feelings don't count right.

we never we just are we grew up in a we. don't really talk Irish. people just don't talk about their. feelings it's the weirdest it's so weird. it's weird we don't say it nobody says. anything that's why the Asians and the. Irish get along get along because of the. railroad the railroads we didn't talk we. were gonna talk yeah but maybe there's. some connection there there's got to be. some really like deep deep connection. well because we're suppressed culture as. far as we're not supposed to talk about. our feelings you're supposed to be quiet. well you were an oppressed people yeah. and you don't and from England right you.

know what you guys do what we you'll. never see an Irish person or a Korean. cry in public. never seen that never never I don't even. know if Irish people can cry yeah. because if they do they do it inside. their house in a bathroom and they cover. their mouth yeah. because we're so it's just a cultural. thing where it's like don't show people. that you're weak I think it's a it's. like a working class attitude it's like.

you can't show them that you're hurt or. you're down I remember my dad my. grandmother died I I saw my dad and I go. um hey Dad and he goes. and then he just walked away. like there's no tears or anything I was. like oh grandma died. so abrupt it's so abrupt but but it's. also like they're It's just sometimes. culturally people aren't emotionally the. phrase I always I've said this on the. show the phrase that always bothered me. if I if I said to my parents like oh. this and this and this and I'm bummed.

about this and this and this and my. parents both of them would be like. yeah that'll be all right. dude it's so it's so weird it'll be all. right it's like okay well that doesn't. help me at all right like but as a kid. though because I remember I recall still. a self-awareness as a kid thinking it. this is weird yeah oh no I knew I mean. that thought process of like I I you. because you watch TV not that not that I. I knew that like Leave it to Beaver was.

like a completely safe yeah yeah. but I had such the opposite extreme I. knew that there was a middle ground. there and I didn't have it where was it. yeah it was there it's just like that. you had the desert it's so funny yeah no. I I that that I think we could all use. that a little bit more more Middle. Ground yeah that's why you're such a. pleasant person I think so I think a lot. of the trauma is by people around me uh. so I like oh. well look who just showed up wait a.

minute Bob yeah a half an hour late. it's unbelievable 3 30. it's four. o'clock she's gonna blame it on me she's. gonna blame it on me but it was all her. fault I did I said four what did you. yeah oh no so whose fault is it it's so. your fault yeah yeah he was like she's. gonna blame it on me she's gonna play. dude you're C3PO that's a sweet C3PO. move dude yeah yeah you're not R2D2.

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show. sometimes it's cute that it's that it's. chaos and crazy other times the guy puts. on a [ __ ] jacket and a collared shirt. but he can't tell when the people are. supposed to be here yeah how do we trust. there's no trust how do we trust. congratulations Argentina by the way all. right congratulations amazing God bless. Messi God bless God bless him he. deserves it greatest of all time. yeah I think so greatest of all time I. think so I mean it's the argument is. Ronaldo or him Cristiano Ronaldo yeah. they both I mean Ronaldo has a better.

record but Messi but Messi is creator. I think we just still talk about the. family and all that. oh yeah. do you want family stuff this is how. much he doesn't talk about his feelings. he's like let's go to sports yeah yeah I. mean he went from like real real talk to. sports well because Sports is family to. me I know but there's a problem there I. know yeah all right you want to talk. about let's talk about family then go.

ahead. maybe the moment sloths I don't know. well why do you try to go back well I. think she [ __ ] it up who Rudy yeah. walking in late but it sounds right. that's what she does all right that's. right you know here's my thing yeah well. let's do it real fast before we show. this okay Rudy how do you feel about the. way you were raised were you happy. um. I don't know well your dad abandoned you. yeah yeah but I get it what do you mean. no I understand that when you look at. her and you're like it's hard to stand I.

can't and like my dad he left he left. and did drugs and went to prison because. it was like. what do I choose cocaine or raise this. little redhead cocaine. nah cocaine cocaine yeah. I don't know that a little freckly faced. ugly redheaded boy one look at that and. you'd go right I'm gonna go do cocaine I. would do heroin.

well that's cocaine gets you there yeah. cocaine is basically like does your dad. he's still alive what right yeah he's. alive yeah. just even going here no no I pushed the. mic with my chair. do it all the time was it your dad's. dick yeah. yeah he's alive yeah does he you talk to. him so yeah sometimes is he proud of you. yes is there guilt. what do you mean is he is do I does he. feel guilt for not raising you. you know I'm not him but I assume for.

sure yes I think there's something there. I think for sure he's sad that we're. two different. you know we're we're I'm a grown man. he's a grown older man and he sees me. now as an independent vehicle so it's. we're two people just in space let me. ask you this if your dad called you your. biological dad that's what we're talking. about yeah I know yeah and he's like. what does he call you Andrew. and and oh that makes me sad he goes and.

and yeah and I'm going through a little. difficulty. and. [Laughter]. yeah all your accents are the same well. it's one thing. well give me do your do your no do it do. a Chicago thing and then I'll so I can. get my mind wrapped right and it's dead. and it's dead. but the A's the no thing you have to. know we understand in Chicago A's are a.

like so dead dead dead and dead oh hey. pop hey what's going on how you doing. [Laughter]. yeah I'm going through a little bind. you're in a binder you're going through. a bind. both. shine I'm going through a fine forget.

about it. okay bye no no don't forget about it no. don't forget about Ian okay you know. what you know and you know are you using. again you don't sound sober yeah I'm. just doing some cocaine oh yeah yeah. yeah yeah back to square one yeah all. right anyway and how you doing I'm good. anyway hey um and I'm going through a. vine. in a bind you're in a bind right and uh.

I need to borrow some cash. how much. can you loan your pops 15 grand. how are you being real good phones hung. up really no 15 grand no if he said he. needs 15 grand yeah what for. I just can't pay rent oh [ __ ] I can't. eat oh [ __ ] yeah sorry about the. abandonment that's okay. is that where you slide that in I think. you slide it in there no in the. beginning I just go.

that's a bummer man are you being real. um I'd say well we'll try to figure it. out. would you compromise. yeah like it's I'm haggling how about. foreground I'll give you three you know. what I have a feeling all right I'll. give you one I have a feeling that you. would yeah I probably would yeah I mean. I don't think I'd be in that. circumstance but I probably would. because he's so. um his. he just can't get humble enough to ask. you well he wouldn't eat it he doesn't. need my money he's fine he's fine in a.

bind like or going through a bind. whatever your dad said in the [ __ ]. sketch well what did he says. what happened tell me what happened all. right and yeah how you doing well you. died we already did that tell me what. happened also you know what. you know and you know I got a house I. know right and I had to I I'll be honest. and vulnerable in front of you right I. had to give I had to um take a loan out. of my house oh right yeah people do that.

all the time because you you know your. Uncle Sammy. Uncle Sam. you know Old Uncle Sammy oh yeah yeah. yeah yeah I remember him he's going. through behind. everybody's in a bind just hey everyone. in the Santino family bound bound. [Music]. so you know he was going through. something and you know he had a little. cocaine thing too and it transferred. over to you he transferred over to me. right and then I lost the house oh [ __ ].

right and um right now I'm at the. Holiday Inn oh that's nice yeah but I. have one more day left of finances and. I'm I'm done they're gonna keep me out. on the street damn yeah well. hold on I have another call. are you being real. Bob yeah my biological dad is asking for. money what is he going through a bind. laughs. would you do it you know I don't know.

yeah a a genuine answer yeah genuinely I. don't know I actually are you being. [ __ ]. God. you gotta help them how did he get. better I have money. how did he bind how did he bind I just. told you Uncle Sammy. yeah I don't know really my genuine. answer is I don't know maybe you could. recreate some moments you lost of your. childhood before you gave him the money.

that's true there you go he could push. you on a switch he could go back to the. time. or I'll sit back on a stoop and he'll. actually show up this time okay and you. give them a thousand dollars each money. you recreate moments for my childhood. that you [ __ ] up on. and I'll give you a grand every time. yeah what's up I got the cancer oh [ __ ]. I don't have health insurance yeah I. know I'm gonna die if I don't get the. chemotherapy yeah yeah I need 15 grand. yeah I don't know man.

so there's no love there no no that's. not true. I'm just chill I'm joking okay sake of. the show uh but I but everything would. be circumstantial depend it'd be what is. the circumstances that we're in that you. know I did not know that about you well. this is what you what you're not. explaining is. okay you want me to be uh philosophical. and deep about it that's why I'm asking. because I've said this before. because you don't understand the depths. of the it'd be take too long for me to. talk about it yeah but I've said this.

before. anybody can be a father. but it takes a lot to be a dad and. that's just a fact of life and as you. get older you learn yeah. episode it was at the coffee shop. but it's but uh I was gonna say this. quote I wrote this once when I was doing. a bit about my old man that I said. um. a a father has to finish once. and a dad is never done.

um. and I mean that yeah to be a father you. have to [ __ ] nut in somebody one time. and it may work yeah to be a dad means. your job is to be a dad for the until. you're dead so. if we're being deep and honest and it's. he was a biological father to me right. but but my dad who raised me the guy who. raised me you wouldn't exist without. your father dad your father yeah or. might give you existence yeah but that's. 15 grand that no that's the easiest.

thing in the world right it comes in 15. grand people come in people all the time. how much is a sperm donor probably like. ten five ten Grand yeah that's a. compromise ago dude I'll pay you out. that's interesting to me but the depths. of the relationship would take me too. long to explain to you about why I feel. the way I do that there is a disconnect. yeah but just principally what I would. do just this is just me you don't have a. dad and a stepdad you don't understand. what it's like. I know but I'm in the same situation. you're not but you're not you didn't. have a guy that raised you I've had.

cousins who I don't really have a. relationship with. what how do you think that's the same. thing I just because it's just like no I. don't have a relationship with them but. father father so you're saying there's. deep resentments there no not resentment. it's just it's just there's a feeling. that you get as a young man when your. father. isn't isn't a part of your life right. that you become your own man and maybe. this is a male biological thing you. become your own entity and you kind of. look at it as well you're a you're a man.

I'm a man. I I respect the idea that we were fam. that we're family but I'm My Own man and. if you don't raise me. you're just a man that had me like that. that's like like the insta what these. guys are gonna instill in their kids are. like I'm gonna be there for you forever. and once you lose that for a child when. it's in a developmental stage it doesn't. trust you anymore I mean it's. animalistic it's Instinct once a dad is.

gone and leaves the child they. immediately have to think independently. like well that thing isn't with me. anymore it creates a million different. emotions and problems right but like my. dad who raised me. that guy he's my dad now would he would. you loan him money. I'd give him every dime in my bank. account oh would you loan me money I. give you every dime in my bank account. if you needed it if I needed 15 grand I. just know where to go thank you I would. 100 I wouldn't think twice yeah and of. course I'd give my biological father.

money I'm just I'm joking but I like. right but I'm saying like my the if. we're being genuine you wanted to get. genuine yeah that's I I felt that way in. the more recent years as a young man as. a man of like. any bozo can be a father but it takes a. lot to be a dad I think it's important. to be. it takes a lot to be a dad yeah to like. raise a kid like this guy's got a. sacrifice. yeah he hasn't been around and I and I. appreciate it it's good because he's. [ __ ] like that I'm supportive of it. you haven't been around being doing your. business but I know that you're a new.

dad I know you have a newborn a younger. one what's it called the one before what. is the kid called what's it called I. don't know what this sounds he doesn't. like me so I don't I'm not going to. memorize them oh he knows your name. though. well he knows he's famous that's not. like yeah yeah like oh your son knows a. famous guy yeah I'm verified yeah. follows me on Instagram. my pet point is that whenever your kid's. around he just has a distrust there. every every baby no no no no no that's.

not true I've seen it it's true okay. okay why why because because what. because what with every family gathering. there's always a baby and then whenever. you go to them yeah the emotion is just. crying and sadness that's because babies. cry like 90 of their life that's not him. when a baby sees a king. right the energy the king exudes right.

the aura they can't help it they cannot. help it they're overwhelming overwhelmed. with like this this spiritual emotion. they just can't they don't have the. brains or the emotional capacity to even. you know comprehend when someone goes to. the Wailing Wall uh when somebody goes. I've been there I cry you cry yeah yeah. that's what babies do when they put a. note in the [ __ ] crack what did it. say what what did it say. um Kanye.

yay for life no but I went to that wall. I got emotional it's just maybe the. babies are experiencing that he is a. wall for babies I is the Wailing man I. think it's just the face. okay now you're being rude no no explain. explain it's the face when they see it. he has a cute face okay it's scary okay. all right I love it I love this I love. this path the path was great and let's. go down this path for a second come on. so let me ask you something all right.

let's suppose you didn't know who I was. yeah right and I robbed you yeah right. in daylight now the police you're with. the police right and they have what did. he look like explain me. explain it go on okay you be the cop all. right see hey see tell me what happened. kiddo who what did he look like. um he was really small small what are we. talking three foot four foot. like smaller than me like five two five.

two all right. I think Korean because why why his eyes. are like small but round. yeah.

it's a Mogwai Mary maguillian yeah God I. know what else I noticed that on his. thumb it had like a green thing. on his thumb a green thing yeah what is. that what is that what was it I don't. know maybe maybe like a fun. oh she's riddled with fungus yeah fungus. riddled Asian okay yeah his eyes also. had like eye boogers on it all right. boogers. and well you should be using yellow the.

whole time oh that's right he's Korean. that is I'll use the brown one for the. eye Burger. okay so and he had a beanie beanie. oh a baby not Bean beanie let me let me. repeat this back to you yeah. booger fungus riddled Asian wearing a. Hispanic man on his head is that what.

I'm getting yeah all right this is a. sombrero. why do you do you think that a baby. doesn't like his cute face he's got a. great face no because when I first saw. him I also got scared so I just be like. insane it's [ __ ] insane uh are you. being on honest and Truth yeah she is. you can see it why though is it the way. I was moving yeah because you were like. like grunting like moving around yeah. I'm always panting yeah well you're out. of breath yeah also I have things on my.

mind you're busy I'm a busy guy in my. mind what's the first thing on your mind. right now go tacos see. it's tough he's got other things so much. and I already ate today ready hard shell. soft shell soft soft uh uh. uh sour cream yes cheese yes Tomatoes. yes lettuce yes. chicken or meat meat. he's got a lot on his mind I've got a. pizza pepperoni and pepperoni with.

peppers and pineapples pineapple no uh. ham no gluten-free um. crust no. by the way juice uh juice dressed up and. you didn't. are you coming with us you know about. the dinner yeah I know about the dinner. and you're wearing this to dinner are we. going after yeah no I thought it wasn't. gonna do it on mines. we're having a holiday it's not a VR.

dinner. do you think we're gonna go and met up. the metaverse no no this is fine yeah it. is you look fine but honestly it this is. the deal with this generation. there are no rules there are no rules. right it doesn't matter anymore nobody. cares she could wear this and. hypothetically in a couple years she. could be the [ __ ] CEO of a massive. company oh yeah nobody would give a [ __ ]. oh you can just say this the way you. look and the way you're dressed we can. say things out loud like foreign. exchange students right these are made.

whatever you know well they do have we. do you can get a discount if they're. foreign so we will have you have to play. up the accent yeah yeah if someone and. look I'm a waiter I come over to the. table you have to do a break do broken. English like you're just learning it. a hi little foreign girl are you with. the big party the other party uh yeah. wait wait wait yes. something going on though yeah yeah. she's doing this yeah I I don't know. let's don't scream I.

don't yeah. [Laughter]. wait you're supposed to be you're I. thought so they said that we're look. we're gonna apply a discount to the to. the meal if they you know can I just. show my Visa you spoke perfect English I. thought you were not from here. um listen let's start over Okay I don't. think you get what this [ __ ] scene is. all right all right so the scene is this. all right why don't we play both of you. you're both foreign exchange students. that's right you can talk first broken. English you cannot have a [ __ ] accent.

I mean you the way you talk yeah you. have to have you can be from anywhere. you have to have to be from Croatia you. can be from I can't help you guys yes. sound like him also create different. names right so me and we're walking in. you guys are walking here we go right. uh hey girls uh I'm I'm a bow field and. this is the manager. yeah hi say your name Damien this is the. manager Damien yeah and uh we were told. that you guys were looking for the.

foreign foreign exchange discount which. we're proud to get totally fine and I I. I I have to be admit I'm Damien by the. way could I that's it humble field. that's what field and I created this. program because Damian of course is from. Mongolia Mongolia. so we're willing to give discounts for. people I'm Mongolian he's Mongolian yeah. yeah where are you guys from Miss yes so. let's start with the white one oh may I. say why okay can I say yeah we always. start with the whites let's give. somebody else a chance that is true uh. so yeah hi what's your name uh I'm from.

the Philippines oh. did she say Philippines yeah I don't. know oh wow what's your what's your name. what's your name. how wonderful how long you've been here. how long you been here in the states. three years. I think it's three three years I'm just. gonna say three on the thing it sounds. like three yeah and three. yeah we know what three is man thank you.

numbers are the same all over the world. who's your friend who are you yeah. yes. oh oh by the way by the way yeah very. accurate Foreigner there we go they will. always just say yes they always say yes. when you're like hey are you how are you. doing you're like yes. yes is a safe bet for a foreigner the. only time fancy said yes to people yeah. when somebody's just like oh it's. beautiful out yes yes and they take. credit so where are you from are you. from yes.

from Russia oh you're from Russia what. part what part of Russia Russian yeah I. speak Russian. uh. I don't you don't speak Russian from. there oh you're from there you know. speak English either oh no speak English. you're very Russian dumb oh yeah she's. stupid she's stupid but do you know your. name do you know enough to know your. name yes I uh name uh looking for Bobby.

oh she thinks her name is Bobby look no. looking for. Bobby and Andrew. huh. two two. bad friends. we're bad friends when you do this are. we flossing. yeah yeah what is this. oh I'm gonna we're gonna have to remove. these people from yeah yeah you don't. get the discount can you leave. Damian in the scene we don't we're not.

who's Bobby and Andrew. yeah. oh the table Yeah but we don't know who. the [ __ ] that is they're already in the. restaurant because they came here with. us. that's what they're saying oh my God now. I get it now I get it oh so it's the. handsome Korean and the weird little. white girl small and. wait excuse me the small guy and then. the what and uh big and the pig yeah. small and big what do they look like uh.

orange orange orange yeah that's the big. guy we did see a tall orange man yeah. yeah orange yellow yellow oh yeah orange. and yellow yeah I get it that's good. yeah they're nice yeah they're back. there all right well together they look. at the sun. yes yes yes a foreign discount before. yeah yeah yeah. they got what they wanted yeah at the. end of the day yeah. so we're doing that tonight yeah yeah.

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for 10 off. I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you Jules this. shirt do you love Rick and Morty because. I everybody loves it yeah you love it. juice yes do you do you like it I've. seen the cup the world loves it and so. what I did was yeah I [ __ ] downloaded. a whole season on my iPad yeah and the. last flight I took I was like I gotta. watch it everybody talks about it and I. watched it. not good it's I don't get it oh I don't. I don't I don't not get it I just I. don't get the hype I was like this is.

fun. people are obsessed you know like I. always thought it was good but I was. like I don't I'm not what. I'm like that with and you're gonna get. angry what because dudes like you from. the comedy World get angry what I'm. about to say so just calm your nerves. I'm prepared all right. The Simpsons for me is the same. you just mean like the recent episodes. no you're right you're out of your. [ __ ] you're you're like you're. any of them it's so annoying I I.

literally watch them I don't I. understand what the jokes are. I do I'm like you know cute is so it's. so not funny to me oh. yeah okay respect well I love Rick and. Morty you don't like that I know I don't. not like it it just didn't hit me yeah. it didn't click for me yeah I was like. oh like the way that South Park does and. Family Guy does because the comedy's so. raw South Park makes me laugh it's. hilarious but I'm more also a Ren and. Stimpy guy oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I like.

paranoia I like more emotion than just. verbal jokes yeah I mean yes you like. the more visual chaos Rick and Morty is. chaos right it is I did like it but it's. the most embarrassing thing that I've. ever experienced is I get a call from. Family Guy because I would do a lot of. their Asian voices at one point really. sometimes like two or three times. so one day I get a call going they wrote. a whole episode right with you and. you're throughout the whole thing of the.

episode but we need you to come in and. do the table read in front of everyone. and I bombed so hard no oh my it was so. embarrassing. not a single laugh like every when I. wasn't on it it would kill. and every time I would talk I think my. accent was way too thick because they. wanted an Asian accent yeah and they. felt uncomfortable and I remember just. you know I just I remember just picking. up my [ __ ] like that script in my. backpack and just walking out of the. room no one said anything to me.

it was so and I never did another one a. Family Guy yeah it was so embarrassed so. you ended up not doing a voice they got. rid of that episode. [ __ ] it was so embarrassing oh my God I. don't know I just said I've done a few. episodes it was great. an American Dad I've done both I've done. both. nobody no all jokes aside for yourself. oh no I'll give you okay let me level. with you yeah yeah have you ever bombed. oh my God I'm about to tell you okay. Will Ferrell.

um [ __ ] uh. what was that what movie was it. maybe it was that bank heist movie or. something. funny or die I go to funny or die. offices. I'm a little hungover but whatever not. bad yeah. I go I go to read multiple characters. like you know when they call you in. you're like will you come just do a. bunch for the table read and then. hopefully hate when they do that. used to do it to me all the time Judd. and I've called him out Judd [ __ ] I.

hate it [ __ ] judge I've done it with. him too yeah [ __ ] Judd and then um he. did he used to do all the time but I go. into Funny or Die. this movie's kind of funny but it's like. a big heavy hitter there's a lot of. names and I'm next to Will Ferrell. and I have to be like at one point this. cop I haven't read the script I'm just a. table read I'm not in the movie yet yeah. and I [ __ ] up. once a little bit I Stumble and I think. that was weird not a big deal yeah the. next line.

I misread it. and everyone's laughing yeah because. they think I'm joking yeah not I I. misread it it was supposed to be like. concierge and I'm like consiglier. yeah and they're laughing thinking I'm. being funny. and now they all kind of and then a. second they can feel my nervousness. because the next few lines I can't get. I'm stumbling now I'm in my head I'm. like panicking and feral kind of keeps. like you know I can see people looking. and I'm bombing and at the end of it all.

after I finally [ __ ] get through it I. say to the casting director who I won't. mention I was like. you know is there a chance of me still. getting one of the roles and she's like. they're cutting out all of those parts. because of me yeah because I ate [ __ ] so. [ __ ] bad yeah yeah they were like we. have to cut these [ __ ] yeah this is. embarrassing I got one yeah I was a. table read I played this uh Chef right. and um I the line is there was like.

three times I'd use this one word do you. want [ __ ] take. right. right and every time I say [ __ ] tag. it was all the fox Executives they would. laugh and I was like that was weird. that's a straight roll right I should. take and then at the end they go it's. shiitake. and I go what also it should take by the. way you're not wrong right yeah then. name it another mushroom then because.

it's [ __ ] takes all right yeah shiitake. fine also [ __ ] take it's spelled the. same could I tell you not my [ __ ]. phone can I do the worst thing that's. ever happened though all right this one. but it's it was a prank on me. right and it was like insane and I I. honestly think I don't think they would. be able to do it now right so this is. the final table read of Mad TV right the. last episode the last episode and so. back then what they you had no they. would deliver the scripts to your house. every Monday night oh yeah right so.

there's no emails right we would get. somebody would come get knocked on the. door we would get the script and you. would run in a sketch show you get 40. sketches they pick up like 15. yeah. right so you have to go through 40. sketch to see where you're at. what that's a nightmare it's a nightmare. it's a [ __ ] it's a nightmare so. you're just going through and it's also. like 11 at night and the table reads in. the morning wow they didn't give you a. lot of time. so I see this one sketch which is a. reoccurring sketch that Krista Flanagan.

and I think Arden Marine did right and. I'm never in them. they've done 30 of those I've never been. in it but this time I'm like I'm in one. some some character named Raphael right. and so it's basically these two people. talking right in between Raphael would. show up and he would say stuff like. I'm gonna snap. like that's what it would say and then. later it would say yeah I mean you guys. all better run because I'm gonna shoot.

up the place. right yeah and and at the end of the. sketch Raphael had a bunch of things to. say he would say stuff like bird noises. and then like ow oh right and then flap. your way it said on the flap your wings. clap your wig right. I show up at the table read mind you I'm. the only one. that has that script. everyone has the script script without. Raphael oh my God.

right and only the writer one writer. knows about it no one else knows right. so when I'm saying the lines I I go I'm. gonna snap I can see people like chairs. go back I'm not kidding you I'm gonna. snap right I mean seriously I'm gonna. shoot at the place I see three people. stand up. and toward the end I'm like.

the place is silent right and from the. corner of my eye I see the girl the. writer on the ground with her. right half the room is like standing up. and they were like right and at the end. there was like a five second thing when. the sketch is over where Katie finally. gets up that's her name Katie and she. goes I'm sorry I eat that script his is. the only script that's like that I mean. it was just a joke for me right and the.

rage. now you're gonna snap I was gonna shoot. up I was laughing so hard that I. couldn't do it yeah I was like. that's a good. yeah I mean like I was doing that. how insane is that who's Katie dude oh. you know her well I mean she wrote uh. the Ghostbusters yeah. um yeah it was a great writer yeah good. friend but that's my God man that was. crazy this is such a genius it's a Genus. prank but also like that's a sketch yeah.

yeah yeah that's so [ __ ] funny it's. not well it really isn't in retrospect. it's funny it's funny but it's. highlighted that and also it made me. feel like a fool because I'm like this I. should have when I was looking at it I. should have said this seems weird like. what is the context of this guy being in. there because it never said I was like a. part of the show but you never talked to. the writer you weren't like hey can I. talk to you about the sketch no because. you're in so many you really don't and. also the lines were simple so I'm like I.

guess I'll deliver it like this. oh it's terrible. what a terrible [ __ ] day somebody got. a a heart attack from watching the new. Avatar in theaters wait what yeah you. well somebody always gets a heart attack. in a movie. I don't know if somebody died from. watching Avatar because why because it. was uh too long it's so long huh too. blue you saw Avatar and you're excited. huh so what it would give me that one. through ten what is it. um. um I'll use numbers are throwing her.

right now A through Z. [Laughter]. maybe like a. I don't know seven eight a seven eight. seven point eight or seven slash eight. seven slash eight got it so you can't. decide seven what are the positives and. negatives of the movie. um like the plot is like just as simple. like them colonizing the planet like the. first movie yeah like the first movie. that's the whole yeah yeah and then it's.

just then the CGI is really pretty. and then they go to the other tribes and. you see like different colors of them. and then how like. since they you should be a reviewer yeah. yeah yeah yeah I mean this could be an. article yeah so go ahead different. colors of them what else and since the. other tribes like adapted to the water. they have like longer like skin and then. their tails are like more like of a fish. like other than yeah it's just pretty.

you're gonna you're going back to school. huh yeah I'm not watching the movie now. yeah why yeah well you didn't sell it. I'm not good at selling no I know I know. what do you think you're the best at. sleeping yeah. that's true very good at it what could. what do you think you're the best at. that you could actually like do for a. job. you do sleep studies I guess you could. just sleep yeah I guess but you'd be too. sleepy to do them yeah they're like miss. you can't just sleep we need you to be.

alive as well yeah can be like I don't. know observe just me oh you want to be a. professional Observer not me observing. them observing me while you sleep oh you. want to be oh I see she wants to be a uh. guinea pig a guinea pig yeah that's kind. of what this is. what do you want to do. what do you want to be when you grow up. I want to be keep doing the stand up and. just have that career keep growing the. way it's going and acting more okay yeah.

what's your what's your ultimate dream. studio apartment. you're gonna get that no I want to be in. uh I want to be in movies with you guys. I want to be in you know I want to get. better movies better yeah you know what. I mean what did you just say he better. movies he said dude you're [ __ ] I. know he's really [ __ ] good I'm not. gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you yeah. um hate you dude let me ask you do you. think you're gonna be bigger than Elijah. Schlesinger. I could see myself being at her level.

wow good but Whitney. like I I feel like I'm entering that. inner circle look at that Whitney told. me the nicest thing the other day I was. working a lot also rest in peace. Whitney's mom yeah sad her mom died. really sad man it was very sad sorry. what did she say to you she came in a. lot and she told me that she's been. watch seeing my social media blowing up. which was cool to me that she was even. noticing me and that I reminded her of. when right before she got her television.

show [ __ ] that's cool and it was very. motivating and well I hope you get a. television show. the jet ski shoe story what do you want. to be when you grow up Bob oh God I have. so many dreams. something to do with soil. yeah you mean like I want to put my. hands in it. you can do that I don't think anything's. supposed to be living now for a job. crops so you want to be a farmer no no. am I botanist you want to be a botanist. yeah he does have that green thumb you.

got. [Laughter]. I've been waiting for that you're even. loading it up. I just want to see life grow. yeah I'm being real I know yeah I see. myself. um living not in a cabin but in a house.

with there's a lot of land and me out. there with a hat. what do you mean like one of those hats. like a. you can say it like a no not a girl like. a sad am I all right what like a rice. bread yeah. yeah a rice padding hat okay yeah and. being out there and putting stuff in you. know you're starting the grow process.

planting planting seeds but digging I. mean putting the soil back on fertilizer. some water and then and Good Vibes and. goodbye living a simple what about you. what are my dreams yeah. my my dream is to one day. escape the chains of Hollywood God I. love it. break away me too man. move to a extremely exclusive. private.

nudist colony. yeah on a body of water of course a. little Island. on any a body of water yeah Island. well I don't get it everything's on a. body of water no. some places are landlocked. but if you look at. I just I'm sorry I just if you look at. North America on a on a map there's. still water around it sits on a body of. water or but many places are landlocked. what's the landlocked mean but Nebraska. is landlocked it's in the middle of the.

thing if you look at the whole continent. [Laughter]. yeah yeah I look at it like that so you. think everything is surrounded. surrounded by water yeah. hmm I mean technically if you look at it. technically everything North America. could just be a gigantic Island no. because it's connected to something else. with the bearing straight you mean to. Russia is that what you're saying up. north we're connected all the way up. North yeah I know I'm saying that's. North America Canada is a part of North. America right there's a little bit of.

water in between that little bit. straight right so I mean. essentially it's all kind of an island. oh but you know what you're right. North America and South America are. connected by Mexico and Honduras and all. that stuff in Central America right so. you're right I get I get it now. so I want to be a part of a nudist. colony yeah not Nevada. but like on an island water okay. and I want to.

and I want to be the the musician. everybody has a job I want to be the. local musician and I want to I can only. see you do bongos. with my dick. whatever. yeah yeah I want to play steel drums. I want to play steel drums and I want to. be a musician for a nudist colony for. anybody but the news Colony has got to. be 60 and up nobody's under 60. how old are you at this point 60 and up.

you could have been the one guy no this. is my retirement plan because if because. if it's your oh because 60 and if you. did it next year and you started it and. you have that 60 and up rule you could. still be there because you own the thing. I get it but I I want to be 60 and up so. I want to be at my 60th birthday I'm. moving there I'm recording at that point. I'll be in my 70s. you'll be dead that's right but could. you use my bones as the yeah. thing use my bones or something okay how. about this let's do this I'm 40 this.

year uh you're 12 years older than me. right right you'll be 72 when I'm 60. that's incredible think about that oh. yeah then when I think I'll still be. alive at 72 yeah when do you think you. tap out 80. because my parents my poor my mom's 80. and my dad died when he was 80. I was I. would think that maybe 80 is the number. could be but I think your mom's gonna. live for a long more time maybe 10 more. years yeah what about you when you want. to tap out oh I thought we were still. doing Bobby. much older too yeah uh Asians.

uh I think I'm gonna live pretty old too. my family lives long so what are we. talking 90 100 90. have you seen the. picture of this 109 year old monk that. just died honey can't Google anything. monk what happened but no there they go. it started working again the Buddhist. monk. look at this guy look at a picture of. this guy he just died well this year I. guess I should say. look at him whoa whoa. 109. wait can you give me the third.

photo and zoom in on it. I think he was in Game of Thrones. he's dead at this point right he's alive. right there he's alive right there yeah. he looked normal to me. what's what's so obscure about what. about the second photo he's alive in the. second photo yeah he's playing Scrabble. like that. he's blessing a child look at that oh he.

is oh there's a kid there yeah that kid. is so scared. you have to let the skeleton touch you. in order to be blessed yeah. in the first one he's about to sneeze. no he just did a bump dude he's awake he. needs to do a little bit of bump that. way he can bless people yeah an hour. imagine being that old if you sneeze and. your head falls off yeah like you're. sneezing that's right his head whips.

back yeah I mean this is this is crazy. there's also this family look up this. family exhumed they exhume their. grandmother's body they exhume their. grandmother what does that mean exu. means removed from their tomb or grave. it's [ __ ] nuts why is there a word. for that family exhumes Graham after 10. years click on that look at this I just. saw this on the news. and the whole Community was like look at. that look at that look at those photos. what they [ __ ] pulled her out of the. ground and like walked her around what. dude it's crazy the Blurred out faces.

the dead box go to images you can see it. without blurred in images I bet you. they've shown it unfiltered because I've. seen it unfiltered you can see her look. there let me look yeah go give me give. me that one ten years dead and they've. exhumed her that's 10 years 10 years not. bad wow not bad would you still smash. not bad. I said not bad yeah yeah that's ins oh. whoa oh that's insane that's insane that. can't be real that's 100 real that feels. illegal what are they doing though well.

they're walking around they just they. love her. go back to the article and see what. country it was from obviously this is. not here you know that right we can't. get away from this stuff but away with. this stuff I don't know that little guy. looked like you're from Cleveland. go to all baby doll. um where is it what country was it in oh. Dominican Republic at the Dr baby the Dr. yeah you know they're good at baseball. and digging up dead bodies they've seen. kako and they thought they could bring. it. check out no New York Post first line.

yeah what does it say she was still drop. dead gorgeous. that is very funny that's insane look at. the in the video they're addressing her. they're putting a dress on her I mean. it's it's gross because I don't know her. but I'll do that for you Bobby yeah we. dig you back up so in the article I. don't know if it says it look there she. is you can see that video is unfiltered. in the in the one the first thing I read. it it said the whole town people were. [ __ ] livid they were like why are you. doing this it probably stinks like to.

respect the dead why are you [ __ ]. doing it and the family was like we. loved her we want to be with her again. dude how crazy. she's dead yeah and they pulled her out. of the ground. would you be cremated yeah we talked I. talked about it no no but I talked about. this last literally last night because I. said. my grandfather used to have a great. quote he said. um don't ever bury me in the ground or. anybody in our family should never be. buried why he says the land is for the. living. oh he's a land is for the living you're.

taking up somebody else's time and space. he's like be burned and then return to. the Earth but you're underground how is. that this is different levels of yeah. but you can't live above a cemetery you. can you can Poltergeist you can. no but it's true though I believe I I. wholehearted I remember him saying that. when I was a kid and I was like oh. that's really poignant let me ask you. this if there was a land that was a. cemetery there's maybe hundreds of. bodies buried right and they go you can. have this lamp where you can build a. house on here yeah would you no why why. the [ __ ] of all the others no it's for.

free no I don't want to be I don't it's. right by the ocean why do I want to be. on top of dead people you get a gigant. in Malibu gigantic plot of land I would. say dig all those bodies up then and no. we have to keep the bodies down there. why what why because they paid for it. but you can have the land you wouldn't. build a nice house on top of it why are. you giving me the land I own the. cemetery okay so so get ready and Sons. oh is that liaison Cemetery. in Malibu in Malibu well dig up the. bodies and get them out of here I would. never be you'd build a house on a.

[ __ ] Cemetery no but I'm just. wondering why because it's like the. bodies are underground right I think the. only reason why is because of ghosts of. ghosts yeah but also it's disrespectful. to what to the [ __ ] idea there's some. I know well then what don't put them. down in the fridge you're in the ground. if I'm I'm a corpse I'm in a [ __ ]. well there it is right I'm in it right. and I'm like. Oh no you're gonna haunt them forever. forever every resident that comes there.

okay also did you build on me. [Music]. I'd have to go to your house. hey um can I visit Bobby yeah. oh right right okay what she's saying is. something that we all already know is. when you die I'm keeping you in my yard. you're gonna be buried in my backyard I. want you near me all the time. I think it's crazy do you want to be. cremated or buried.

you want to be buried you have to think. about it I think so. people to come visit your site yeah you. famous for it. you want to be at the [ __ ] Hollywood. Forever Cemetery no it's not gonna be. like [ __ ] Elvis in Memphis No One's. Gonna [ __ ] draw anything on my. [ __ ] okay please do okay how about. this yeah. you're given the opportunity to be. buried next of some of your most it's. the people that you respect the most. yeah now now will you do it. in the center of Hollywood if they're. like yeah we're gonna bury you next to.

like your favorite like okay. um let me see so Charles Bronson yeah. Bronson right and Steve McQueen they're. there yeah in between yeah because let's. suppose Spirits do hang out in the and. it's just proximity based right and I'm. like I I'm like oh [ __ ] that's Charles. Bronson's ghost how sick yeah. that'd be cool burn me up okay burn me. up are you guys what's your pit what are. you guys girls what is it I want to be. cremated yeah 100 and we also made an. agreement with Bobby that when he he.

dies he needs to give me a signal. that that there's a the spirits are. alive. oh yeah yeah oh right like contact me in. the day after the afterlife yeah what is. the signal do you have you guys. communicated what it is yeah I'm gonna. ghost queef on her face. she's gonna hear it so you're gonna have. a [ __ ] in the afterlife yes. hey man you pick you pick your life you. want a ghost queef right yeah yeah so. what a juice are you gonna be. um cremated or buried I've always wanted. to be cremated but when I saw that video.

I think that would be cool to leave the. option that would be a good option that. would be a good option thank you. all right YouTube what about you two you. cremated for sure for sure for sure. George thrown out to say yeah throw me. away just for [ __ ] I I never. understood holding on to it but I did. say like we all were given a piece of my. grandfather to spread around you know oh. and there were so many of us I was like. I wonder what piece I got like what did. we get why all right I get like a. cheekbone you know what I mean like what. did I really get we put it in my mom's. Garden in the backyard.

it's so funny because I was not I was. too super detached from it when I got. the ashes I thought nothing of it then. when I opened it up to spread it it was. crazy why I don't I felt something it. was so crazy you gotta be kidding me I. swear to God in my life I never I. started bawling it was nuts I mean it's. a burnt body yeah but and you when you. pour it out you can hear stop. my question is I can ask a question I. don't know how they do it does white. people look different no in the. afternoon the acid way white what are. you talking about you think my dad's.

ashes are yellow yeah. yeah that's hilarious yeah. um because when they burn it up yeah. right yeah they put the body in this. generator they don't clean it out every. time well the heat is so high it kills. off everything I understand that but. there's still gonna be ashes from other. people in there oh so you've got. somebody else's dad as well I'm just. saying everyone has a mix of everyone. and I think they clean it out pretty. diligently because of that I would. imagine I don't think so you think they. just let it be well I'm just like if I'm.

the guy that does it so what you're so. now you say hey Bob time to clean it out. I'd be like okay I already did it well. you yeah you wouldn't have this job. that's why I don't think we're gonna let. you work but that's what I would do. right get it already are you sure Bobby. they tested some of the ashes they found. that that was from 38 other people. you think so you do think they clean it. up and they've gotta there's no way they. don't I mean come on okay all right out. of respect I think the thing that creeps. me out the most is when I went down to. the South when you go down to. um New Orleans and they've got all those.

mausoleums you know like the tombs the. above ground tombs yeah that's so. [ __ ] creepy to me yeah in Spain on. Sundays families go to the cemetery they. clean the tombs they right see this one. I was talking about the religious stuff. in Latin cultures it's [ __ ] insane. the way you guys are with death and. religion and all that [ __ ] these things. it's less creepy if you think about what. would happen if they didn't have them. though see Bobby wants one of those. sweet Nails bro. you and I next to each other bad friends. yeah bad friend dude look at that the.

ones you don't want to miss Look it's. even on here is that you don't want to. miss these cemeteries. right one person Bobby wants a don't. want to do this one guys berry that's. the [ __ ] go okay let's do it I'll do. that yeah let's do that I'll do that. yeah yeah that I'll do with you a. regular tombstone's [ __ ] how much is. that those each of those are probably at. 100 200 Grand who knows in Latin America. huh. a little less. can I get this can I get a discount in. Latin America yes and then bring the.

thing here no you have to do it there oh. I do but I guess we can be buried there. Amigos. are we going to visit malos Amigos today. all right thank you for being a bad. friend thank you for being a bad friend. malos Amigos. [Music].