Pumpkins, Andy's Pandy, and Bobocopia ft. Rick Glassman | Ep 35 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots. white dude i'm an asian dude you two. are disgusting well you two or something. we're bad. friends back on the chain gang. i don't know any other words i saw a. picture of you. it yeah the happiest days of our lives.

what a song and now i'm stuck at home. cause i got the bug. i'm so sick i need a hug. testing one two three testing welcome to. another episode testing. um hi richard so happy to have you. andrew good to be back. i love you what happened with the mic. you have two mics there uh. he brought his own mind i brought mine. which is like irritating no it's good.

it's good oh it's good thanks andrew. yeah that's smart. thank you well he did that when he came. to tiger belly he brought his own. earphones mike. yeah yeah i don't know if you've heard i. have corona. [Laughter]. yeah and i'm literally in the hot seat i. know but it doesn't linger for like. weeks. yeah well tell that to the judge welcome. back to bad welcome welcome back to my. favorite. family bad friends family you know we. got. we've got we've got jules in the house.

we've got a house she's playing her. [ __ ] uh. video game with her friends right online. you love it huh. what's the game called uh mobile mobile. legends. we've got uh andrew our my beauty my one. of my bestest. friends andrew centeno yeah. fangool fangool. sherlock holmes what are you wearing it.

uh a couple of things. yeah uh first of all obviously is this a. crime scene from the 1800s what the [ __ ]. is going on here. okay are you gonna burn me and give me a. chance to reply or do you have a list of. jokes you want to get through. i have no jokes i'm just saying what the. [ __ ] are you wearing you think you're. moriarty. all right all right uh this is coming. out on columbus day and. i wanted people to know that i wasn't. making a joke uh when i if we ever get. to. explain my perspective on christopher. columbus and i. and what thanksgiving stands for so i. just wanted to make sure i didn't make a. joke of it and.

also it's october weekend suit uh-huh so. andrew we made a mistake do we make a. mistake. i got to tell you something yeah rick. and i spoke before the podcast he said i. want to dress up for the podcast i said. that's a great idea. mm-hmm he said i want to honor the great. christopher columbus. who well i want to honor all of us hold. on let me finish who all of us. myself myself and rick uh people like. rick and i. uh white uh american uh hard-working. males we respect and we love chris.

and we think the way he acquired this. country was just. and uh and. and that's it andrew we are out of time. and i have to say and i have to say that. i was the before the pandemic i was in. the pachanga casino and i was hanging. hang out with my buddy littlefoot right. and he's gonna be on. uh uh land before time littlefoot. is he isn't where has he been for like. 20 years. well you know they're going to make a. remake one day. he can't be in it he's he's not a little.

he's bigfoot not what what. who's littlefoot from lamb before time. was there a little foot in land for more. time. oh [ __ ] yes there was you don't know. your own friend's credits. maybe you should have him on. any who um christopher columbus although. be it. you know discovered the country they did. some bad things as well yeah. and also he didn't discover the country. that's like oh look i discovered bad. friends. we have the indigenous and here i am to. say this is mine. that's what chris columbus did and as. much as i don't want to get you santino.

wait a minute i'm not wait a minute. you're out of time i don't like what he. did yeah. and what did he do he not only do okay. i'll tell you what he did he left spain. okay he thanked god he came to the. [ __ ] he came over here. and you remember the thing that people. say he didn't land on plymouth rock. plymouth rock did something. played on him something like that yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah that's because. of what chris collins rock was an. asteroid. we'll be right back after an award. [Music].

if you're looking for just the right. flooring you need choices. and at marshall carpet one you'll. certainly find them yeah. we're back so anyway um let's let's talk. i don't want to talk about history right. yeah yeah yeah yeah. right so i want to talk about i want to. talk about. what we've been dealing with within our. family for the last couple of weeks. yeah which be it is um that one of our. family members. um um the red king right. got a little bit of coco covered you got.

a little covey a little bit. a little bit of covert do people know. how it happened or no. i do no but do people know have you. talked about it. uh yeah i talked about it on my podcast. on whiskey ginger. with dr drew in great detail i got it um. watching football outside having a. couple of beers. and then we played tackle football with. a bunch of people we meet on craigslist. every wednesday night oh. yeah no shirtless um. why what do you mean that's andrew you.

there's covid is out there now you don't. know what your friends are doing. let alone what strangers on the internet. are doing. i put up i put up a post on craigslist. and i said if any buds want to meet up. we're going to be at pam pacific park. are you asking if people are tested. i i'm only trying to test their. integrity and their athletic ability i. want them to show up. and show off and i gotta tell you it's. shirtless it's. it's skins versus skins and every time. you score a touchdown. you have to well you're supposed to lick.

the sweat of another opposing player. so okay i don't know if that's how i got. it or i got it from. sitting watching the game outside but. either way because i've been very. mindful myself you know every i don't. know if you know this but i have a. charity once a week. mud wrestling with the homeless i get it. i get one. of the homeless and um you know before. the pandemic you know we used to get. completely naked. get a vat of mud and we would just go at. it and now we're. we all wear condoms so yeah we all wear. condoms. and we also wear um our face masks right.

but our bodies touch but you can't get. us. via that i get the game right let me do. one yeah i do one guy. he gets the game he has one i get it he. has one go ahead okay uh. my my girlfriend and i were [ __ ] each. other. uh and uh. wait what is it what is it i don't. remember what it was. do one more of them do one more andrew. do one more. keep it tight. [Music]. um i got i got.

i got kovid yeah yeah we're out of time. i get it. that's it all right here i got it i got. it i got it i got it. uh so my girlfriend. betty uh lives in london and when she. she traveled over. uh her arms were tired and she had to. wear a mask. you could swear on this right yeah yeah. on her [ __ ]. or um i want to start the whole podcast. over.

i do i do bobby came in not just. judgmental but like yeah yeah. but bad boy came in bad yeah and and. andrew's not wearing the suit i'm hot. i'm real hot. i'm also i'm gonna have to get a dry. clean so that means this podcast cost me. minimum. 25 i'm out of time. and it was just the game was simple you. know i don't get it you guys you guys. are improvisers i do written jokes i. came prepared i know with a written. monologue. because he did it i'll tell you how it.

works i'll just tell you how it works. he does a bit about doing the football. thing right and it's funny. in my head i'm like oh i get what he's. doing right maybe i'll add one. a make-believe thing i don't really with. a vat of mud yeah yeah i don't really. you know wrestle yeah wrestling yeah. yours wasn't really funny though. yeah i got confused because andrew told. a story that i couldn't tell if it was. real or not. and it sounded like you were just like. oh i'm bobby i'm about a mud i don't. know. i don't know star girl that's how i. really started starting over i'm sorry.

all right. let's start with though really you. promise you will start from the. beginning. yeah yeah don't laugh at me no we're. already going yeah no let's just start. over for him. we're we're already rolling let's start. over for him we're bad friends. get over there i'm going to introduce. you all right all right. i know this game i uh you don't know the. game okay all right and we're not. playing that game. we're not we're done with that portion. of that we're down with that portion of. the. you [ __ ] freak of nature i'm going to. tell you something right now. i'm the one that goes maybe rick.

glassman can do it and now i'm. regretting my decision. was the one and he told me okay and so. what i'm saying to you right now is. that you're acting you're making a fool. out of yourself. we're bad friends. i saw a picture of you. all right rick glassman's our guest host. everybody ladies and gentlemen he's. wearing a suit. we should do all the jokes that we did. before what are you sherlock holmes.

i'm going to be so much friendlier now i. know when i'm unlikable and i've been so. unlikable. i'm going to do better yeah andrew. andrew how are you feeling though. because i you know i call you. periodically and then you go oh man i'm. tired or. but it seems as though you're get you're. on the road to recovery right. i feel pretty good i feel i feel very. good actually it's been. two weeks and uh i i feel much better. than i did before that's for sure. it's been uh it's a it's a bummer it's.

annoying it sucks. you are tired a lot um uh but i. but i fought through it i got the. halloween decorations hung up there are. gravestones in the front yard yeah. there's skelet there's skeletons. poking out of the ground yeah uh i put. up lights. i washed both of the cars um i got into. a fist fight with my neighbor. charlie his name is charlie with a j j. a-r-l-i-e. yeah i i choked him out but i was. wearing a mask while i did it. halloween i was wearing i was wearing.

the hollow the halloween michael myers. mask while i did it. um but i'm feeling a little bit better. boys i'm feeling a little bit better and. i miss. good i miss my family i miss my bad. friend's family. i miss you i miss jules i cannot stand. george and i miss andres. yeah i can't stand george either does. covert manifest itself. into the eyebrows because it looks very. thick today. yeah no i i puffed him up for you i've. been using this eyebrow thickening spray.

it costs 14.99 what's it called. what's it called is there a promo code. it's called thy brows go to. thighbrow.com. you want your eyebrows as thick as your. thighs go to thighbrow.com. get yourself some thigh brow spray 14.99. uh 24 ounce spray i love it eyebrows. yeah so i've been really concerned about. you andrew and this has been a really. difficult. you know couple of weeks for everybody. it was hard to keep it a secret you know. i'm a blabber mouth mm-hmm. yes you are big time you think i told. anybody uh.

yes i do who do you know that i told you. to be honest with me who do you know. that i told you yeah who do you know. that i told. i i know and we'll discuss it off air i. didn't tell anybody you piece of [ __ ]. yeah you did a [ __ ] secret for two. [ __ ] weeks bro. let me tell you something yeah one. person yeah you i know. one person yeah who did you tell us go. ahead and tell people because i know. okay well i want to first let's i love.

this game right why don't. because uh why don't you tell me who i. told i think that's a better route. now why don't you tell everybody who you. told all right. i told my mom i know you did yeah yeah. because she called me yeah she said. i heard you got up a cobaid. yeah how are you pewding. how are you peeing.

i get it i get it yeah yeah it's because. he's doing an accent he made it funny by. putting you're not lactose intolerant. are you i could tell by how much you're. milking. all of these questions that's milking. all of these questions with bobby lee my. name is rick glassman and we'll be right. back after a word from marshall. you know what does always with the. snapping what is this west side story. you know what does remind me of now is. jeff goldblum a bit like jeff goldblum. yeah without like medication. like on the fringe are you allowed to.

talk about jeff's. i'm sorry andrew but are you allowed to. talk about another person's medication. is he open that he does that. yeah i don't know that he does i was. just okay anyway uh. he's got jeff jeff jeff has been pretty. open about his medication. yeah yeah the thing about youtube ricky. i don't know how you did it but yeah. um you know months ago you know kalila. you know my girlfriend was like i know. can i just explain it i was i yeah. you're supposed to be. rude you're supposed to do oh yeah you. said you know i was.

okay anyway um. i don't know about that rick glassman. you know and then once. you have this way about you once you. where you're able to do our podcast. you got involved like you sold yourself. to my girlfriend now she loves you. i sold myself so what i'm saying is that. is that generally when you meet people. is that. how you did you figure that out that's a. good question yeah bobby bobby.

yeah bobby the thing is much like andrew. um in fact exactly like andrew. people make up their mind about us right. away now they might be right they might. be wrong. we can't control that all we could do is. either validate it or prove them wrong. so kalila made her opinion of me which. was. i don't know apparently she didn't like. me well it's the same opinion um that. people listening right now is having are. having yeah. [Laughter]. that opinion the hundreds of thousand.

people listening to you right now. is having that opinion you're absolutely. right and here's what i want to say to. them. all i care about is you recognize you. don't have to think you know i just want. you to admit that you're not sure. when christopher columbus came and. ravaged the indigenous people and we are. here to celebrate his accomplishments. just think about it this way how does. how would you feel if somebody came into. your podcast studio. looked into the mic and started talking. for a minute without bringing a gift. you guys go ahead i got something for. you okay go ahead he always brings gifts. that's what's nice about him.

it's really nice and by the way i i'm. annoyed that we skipped right over this. christopher columbus stuff i want to say. happy christopher columbus to everybody. all the italians all the spanish thank. you guys so much for. your support well let's let's keep those. statues up with the size. of medium see i wasn't sure i'm serious. i wouldn't be surprised if you're a. medium large or extra large medium. because of your height. but extra large because you have a body. type that is confusing and i'm not even. saying that meanly. it's just your body is what would you. guess is a medium an extra large. did i not wear a small shirt the other.

day that fit perfectly yeah. yeah because your eyes deceive you yeah. yeah you're kind of his body is like a. a thanksgiving gourd you know like a. cornucopia gourd. you know yeah where it's tiny at the. bottom it's nice and thick like a vase. in the middle. and it necks up a little bit and then. the very top it's overflowing with [ __ ]. because his head is massive it's it's. just shit's coming out the tip top. so it's just like this beautiful gourd. it's like a beautiful. cornucopia gourd and i just want to grab.

it. and shake it and and kiss it right in. the middle and smooch it. and poke it and pull it and then. andrew i have a question if i could be. sincere with you guys and you actually. believe me and i need. maybe a minute the position i'm finding. myself in i'm being 100 serious bobby. look you can see because my eyes might. start to water. it's a confusing position for me to be. in. because i'm not guest hosting i'm just.

here. and i'm finding myself in a position to. where what do i do. do i try and stand out and look. desperate do i sit back and not say. anything. do i play with one of my friends or do i. fight with one of my enemies. and i don't know how to handle this. situation right now so i'm going to. i'm just going to play it cool i look. like a [ __ ] gourd. that's what you wait wait i'm sorry i'm. just my bad. i look like a gourd [ __ ] you look like.

gourd [ __ ] yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you look like. uh one of those uh. like a you know when somebody paints a. cornucopia like one of those. impressionist paintings. yeah but it's all it's all sloppy and. the fruit's all rotten. and there's flies all over it i mean it. just looks everything has gone bad yeah. everything has gone bad. just open your gift and enjoy your gift. and say thank you to rick please doesn't. matter it's over i'm hot. what does it say.

scooby scooby. bluppity blue scooby d oh yeah. it's it's a theme song to ah to my. podcast that. yeah this has gone to [ __ ] the energy i. i i honestly i haven't gone to [ __ ] i. haven't felt bomb energy in. over a decade it's a combination of the. suit. and how hot i am it's it's backfired i'm. gonna. i'm embarrassed yeah i'm gonna be honest. now yeah i'm gonna be.

that's garbage it's a try blend. that's better than any of your merch. that's garbage gift okay. and you know what fine that get shirt. they're all for you. shirt right there is gonna stay there. for for months i'll take it. all right do not move that shirt. nobody in this building move that shirt. that piece of [ __ ]. shirt is going to sit there for months. it's not the right size. i don't get the [ __ ] font i don't get. the.

it's just it's a theme song it's just a. branding thing heaven's funny. heaven's funny this is not i didn't give. you this as a gift number one number two. this is some [ __ ] [ __ ] uh. thrift store shirt that i just put on. dude. i hate bombing ray. hey buddy my favorite earbuds of all. time. are raycons they're the only ones that. use in the house number one. they're slick it has six hours of. playtime. seamless bluetooth pairing more bass and.

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first month at betterhelp.com. bad friends bad friends that's. betterhelphelp.com. bad bad friends you know when we're in. the car with giuliana i told her i go. he you know he's neurotic didn't i say. that. he's a little all over the place um but. he really is a funny guy. you know and um and this is gonna be. great now. um that being said um. let's just rewind back there were. feelings for myself of regret.

i i have to admit yeah have you been. asking you to do it i felt it when i. understand i understand that. um i said are you sure as soon as i saw. your what you were wearing i'm like oh. [ __ ] you know hold up a bit you know. this is a little weird. yeah right he's having a [ __ ]. breakdown why it's just. i got into a play finish what i'm gonna. say you [ __ ]. all right and um and during you know. since we've started you know there were. moments of like you know. oh this is gonna be great no no yeah.

yeah you know all those feelings right. yeah. but at the end of the day the reason why. you're here is you just have to be. yourself. and everything that we've done so far. has been um. very good i think it's entertaining what. do you guys think. okay now listen don't they don't ever. talk. do you see. that was the saddest thing i remember.

oh god that was pure rejection that was. pure pain and suffering right in front. of your face. holy [ __ ] i apologize that you had to. [ __ ] witness that yeah they don't. really ever talk. um uh fancy being in uh george so um. oh i was asking youtube i wasn't. thinking. oh you're talking i was like what do you. guys think that's a very good save and. that's why you're here. because you have the you're very right. that was a very good save right yeah. that's why you're looking for your. crafty with your words and your mind.

when uk crafty i want you to know that i. know. that you're doing anti-semitic words. when i is crafty anti-semitic yeah. yeah tell me why people say crap yeah. people say crafty instead of saying oh. you know how to move money around. no andrew back me up is it is the. riddler crafty. yes and he is jewish no yes he is yes he. is. the riddler jewish by the way riddle. bomb no joke. was written and originally a jewish.

character and the question mark was will. he survive. because he was this was world war ii. yeah yeah okay well then i'm going to. say this. you're right it was anti-semitic they. they wanted to know if he was going to. survive after the great depression. right and and the the what rick is. explaining. is riddlebaum uh had put a lot of his. money. all over town the original question mark. was where is his money. where is he hiding it that's where the. mario coins come from. because we would hide them in brick and. mortar i see.

so when you say words like that crafty. uh bobby. it's quite frankly it's offensive to. most if not all jewish people. listen guys uh here's what i'm gonna. suggest. yeah i know i'm still hung up on the. [ __ ]. [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i'm sure you're so. offended. that you look like a squash there isn't. a person watching this that hasn't said. squash not one not one person that. hasn't said squash. that doesn't bother look at that picture. behind you it looks like you're growing. from a gourd.

now what i'd like to ask of you guys is. yeah. yeah could we try three crazy andrew. over here. he's crazy you're nuts yeah i'm a goof. yeah could we try and actually get in it. for at least 10 minutes at some point in. this podcast i think we should do an. improv game. what do you think so you say a sentence. of a story. just andrew just andrew has never said. no yes. you know just an old-fashioned second. city improv game you know i mean where.

we you know. i'll make it up i don't even know if. this is a game but you you say you tell. me one. sentence of a story right one sentence. i'll do the second sentence and we'll. just keep going jules you have to oh. that is the game. yeah you do one word word one word one. word everyone says one word that is that. what is that the sentence. you say one word and then you try and. keep the cadence of an actual story yeah. yeah. you want to try that a phrase or a word. let me. tell you a story let's do the phrase one. word i mean let's do a word. okay just a word yeah so jules you're.

playing. number one and number two this is how it. works. no this is how you. works. we'll be right back yeah but that's. exactly how it is you you. everyone says you know what i mean. you're supposed to say it. but it's fine all right jules do you not. want to try it jules. i'm i'm ready to go all right once there.

was. a pumpkin gourd in connecticut. and it went what did she say went. yeah this isn't going to work get closer. to the mouth speaking yeah you have to. get closer to the mic. also you can't like take time it has to. be. no one could take time i didn't yeah. she's got to speak up. she's got to speak up and louder put. them back here. i'm sorry i i i vowed never to say that. again. [ __ ] mic to the mouth okay all right.

don't get angry. all right so once. there was a woman named chlorine. and she swam very well. but one time there was this. huge pumpkin. [Laughter]. all right stop stop stop stop stop what. does it have to do with a swimmer. i know just stop stop stop all right you. know the last one we did no no. it's fine it's our first improv game the.

last one we did we brought up the. pumpkin. and and i'm just saying there's just so. many you know nouns that you could you. could appear. right anything anything right anything. ever on. the earth you know i mean whatever and. you chose pumpkin. all right so let's start over right and. not use. we're starting complete so this time. don't use previous words. so that you can you know okay why don't. we bobby i have a question yeah how. about the three of us try to explain. this to her real quick by using the game.

okay oh yeah why don't we do that yeah. okay first you. have to talk directly in to the. microphone then you must explain to the. audience that we are not. that smart. [Music]. i really like this podcast so um one. last one. just yeah let's do it doesn't get. giggles but i want i want rudy to start.

it so yeah you have to start it rudy. okay one time i. ate uh pumpkin. [Laughter]. andrew is so smart he's so present. it makes sense it makes sense man.

i'm sorry. no no no no no no no no no. that was my first explicit cd oh i loved. it dude i love that. lit and they had five different remixes. on there remember that it was like. the original the club mix the radio cut. well andrew one second i think it's been. more than 60 seconds since it's been. about bobby so bobby is there something. you want to do to kind of get more. closer. i swear to [ __ ] god you know what i. was doing just now yeah i was. in my mind i'm like you know what i'm.

going to let these two have their little. moment. yeah right little moment for you yeah. everything's so condescending to call it. back to me. is so [ __ ] rude my friend yeah that's. rude. i want to say something go ahead both of. you and i mean this to the fans that are. want to know the truth. i did get covid uh we kept it a secret. for privacy purposes. we talked about it pretty openly uh on. my other podcast and. uh i got it from a friend of a friend. sitting outside having a beer it sucks. it's a bummer but i will say i want to.

thank you both genuinely you both. um were very helpful kalila was. unbelievably sweet and brought a bag of. stuff to my house. i [ __ ] brought the bag you [ __ ]. bobby bobby bobby let him let him just. appreci have his gratitude. i can't even like get this out i can't. get one nice thing. also [ __ ] you for not letting your. girlfriend just have a win. yeah andrew go ahead i'm sorry bobby. this is for you. andrew go ahead. so kalila dropped off a bag of goodies. bobby.

bobby was smoking and playing video. games while he was uh driving her. and and rick and his girlfriend betty. were so sweet and giving and constantly. checking in to make sure everything was. okay so. i want to thank my friends for being. there for me during uh. a shitty time um and bobby now you can. have your thing. say your piece or whatever go ahead. go ahead bob i um. i'm feeling so many emotions right now. by the way i called bobby three times in.

the past two days. to talk one thing about business and one. thing about life. uh i should show the text i can send it. um. it literally just goes i'm in a a. and i wrote cool would you mind calling. me when you get out no you can i could. shut up and then he goes then the next. day i call i say hey man can we chat we. need to chat about something. and he goes i'm in therapy now yeah. i said cool can you call when you get. out nothing. but this this is my favorite okay can i.

read you an interaction with you and i. had that made me laugh. yeah all right so um you you were very. excited to go how cool was this and you. sent me this video. right yeah about the rubik's cube first. of all it's going to play at the. beginning of this episode it was the way. that we opened this episode it's amazing. amazing and a guy he made a bad friends. thing rick. with with like a thousand something yeah. i've seen those art it's amazing. it's incredible yeah and then i sent it. to bobby and i said me after. i didn't text you back and then you. texted me after that you go.

also merch killed it because you're. sitting in your bed i can imagine. sick in your cove thoughts you know what. i mean and your body's tired. and so you go ah he didn't respond to. how cool is this. well give it i'll add more information. also merch killed it. right and i waited as long as i could. why did you make that his voice. i don't know that's just what i and i. waited a couple hours and i might. expect you made me laugh i go who dis.

who this i said oh how did that feel. when i said. that sent that angry no i didn't get. annoyed oh you didn't okay good. no because it's who dis is one of those. jokes that like losers use that don't. have any sense of humor that it's been. around for so long and. so many like um hacky loser um. douchebags. who do this yeah who does um okay yeah. so it did make me mad i just i just. thought what a hack. what a [ __ ] bag hack yeah put on your. glasses. put on your rose-colored glasses because.

the world doesn't look so great. okay without him [ __ ] loser. you're a loser. oh man andrew andrew dude. yeah you're so funny yeah. you're so funny you're the writer. producer star. and and bobby's stimpy. you know it's so funny because in many. landscapes this would be called bullying.

yeah in many yeah and other landscapes. would be called standing up for yourself. really a. five foot two fat small with a lot of. disability but you wear a small. [Laughter]. that was a very good callback if you. want to actually see the sizes just go. to wrigley.com and check out the store. here we go. you guys are bullying me right now and. um i'm gonna. i'm gonna take it i'm gonna take it for. the team right. um i think that um i got too much rest. last night. because i came in here with a lot of.

energy and right i was too long i was. singing i mean. back in the in the car i was back in the. chain i was excited to get here right. right and as soon as i got here and we. started i've just. been kind of like um out of it. bobby lee something about the energy. it's like you know it's making me sweat. you know. i feel like there's three different. things going on at the same time. it's a world wind of energy and ideas. and i feel like i'm being ganged up on. you know since the beginning i believe. that okay fine which.

the only reason i said something. negative to you just now is because you. made fun of the text exchange that we. had. so i was retaliating against you. i said something sweet about what your. your you and your respective girlfriend. did for me. and then you made fun of my text. response because i'm laying in bed right. you're right. so i retaliate absolutely so here's what. i want to do here's what i want to do. to sort this balance out again i'm going. to step back for a minute. i want you to to take over the show for. a second and and i just i want to enjoy.

and watch for just a moment okay okay. but before we even do that can i do. something. what do you guys think. before you tune out for a second can i. say something sure all right. and i'm going to be. milking it yeah forget the you're just. calling me. why are you calling me oh. hello hello hey how's it going.

i don't know i just i know i just feel. like i'm um. i don't know i just feel like i don't. know there's so much going on that i. just feel. defensive and i feel you know that. um a certain presence. is taken over i'm not saying ricky i'm. just saying he brought other. like jewish ghosts with them or. something right. hold up hold on one second i'm getting. another call hold on one second. hey rick what's up hey uh i took my.

headphones off i can't hear what you. guys are saying but it's probably boring. so i was just seeing if you had any. nudie mags or something that you could. explain to me. uh yeah no i i was just checking in to. see how it's going over there. all right call me back do you have nudie. mags that you could explain to me after. you talked about 100. i'll call you right back you [ __ ] i'll. call you back and i'm pornhub. um i don't know what's going on here but. um i have to say something can i say. something to you. to everyone listening of course all. right. and i've probably said this before but.

um. years ago hey jules hi how are you. i'm good how are you how's it going over. there just checking in. um it's kind of messy are you enjoying. it at all is it fun or no. um it's okay. okay you take care and be safe okay okay. you too bye-bye. okay bye bye so sorry. sorry what's going on all right so years. ago um. you know i told you the first time i.

ever saw you which was. me and um our other buddy. yeah okay we're in we're in the or and. we. and we saw you perform for the first. time and we both looked at each other. and said. this could have been 15 years ago i. don't know a long time ago and now long. time ago. and we looked at each other and we i. remember distinctly going. wow that guy's really funny and then. when i met you. i just knew right away that i was i was. going to know this guy for a very long. time. and there was a time in my life where i.

you know. had nothing going on so i decided to. just. try to you know develop things on my own. you know so i did this. talk show on the internet on youtube. called um. talking talking with bobby lee and i. have to say that the one i asked you to. do it you showed up. and you did it for me i think our. episode was um. one of my favorites aside from my. brother and i did a really really good. one. and ever since then i was just like you. know i really love this guy. in fact you know i i don't go to.

birthday parties. and things like that and one time you. had one at the bowling alley remember. and i showed up. and i showed up and the reason why i. showed up is because of the fact that i. go. you know i don't show up to anybody's. [ __ ] but it's like i know you know i. mean i'm gonna do this for this guy. because i really like this guy right and. then. you know i've had you know so many um. offers from other. you know podcast people wanting to do a. podcast with me i'm being real. i know i know but as soon as you know.

and i've hurt a lot of people's feelings. right yeah by choosing you but the. reason i'm choosing you. because of how i feel about you. you know i feel that number one that. you're very relevant. for me number two i think we have good. chemistry and number three i trust you. right and i think that you're a really. good dude and when. i found out that you had coronavirus it. broke my heart. and i felt bad for you and it was a very. sad. um situation in our household and you.

know i've been i don't really get on my. hands and knees and pray but i'm doing. internal prayers. for your safety okay thank you so for. you to [ __ ]. you know i mean say there's a [ __ ]. i'm being greedy here it goes. i'm not nervous rick no you're close for. you. to be sick right now right yeah it makes. my heart break. that's what i was gonna say thank. [Laughter]. i you you i love you okay so that's the. truth of the matter. so everything when you call me [ __ ].

gourd right. and when you do all these little things. right to hurt me yeah when you do that. face. yeah i mean that ching chunky face. right it's like it burns because no i. know you think. you seem to think that unlike you know. me some sort of [ __ ]. predator or some you know i mean some. parasite i'm not. no i know but i'm a good dude i love you. and i you know i'm just trying to make. you know this podcast work and i'll have. to be honest with you we've.

had my brother do it tom segura do it we. have ricky here. and we're doing everything we can to. keep this thing going while you're sick. right you did a you guys are doing a. great job and i really do appreciate it. okay so i don't know what's going on. here. but it's like um i just want to tell you. yeah. we're good and i love you hello hello. tushy do you have a butthole i do well. then this ad is for you my friend. all right i'm going to say this right. now i have the cleanest and a better. butthole in general. because of tushy yeah honestly it's.

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that is equal to the amount of respect. that we actually have for one another. all right you know what you're right you. know i'm a bully. because you did come in bullying me and. i was in defense. you're right i'm a bully and i'm gonna. you know i'm gonna change my tune now. uh um thank you so much for doing this. podcast. i'm sorry if i let it i don't know. what's up i'm i'm talking i'm [ __ ]. talking. all right don't do that again yeah. racist all right uh it's racist but it's.

also annoying um. uh i think that you i i [ __ ]. don't worry about it it's fine. i think i have to get it out i have to. get it out um. you know it's like when you when we're. at the comedy store. and you're trying to get in and you're. coming up to me right. trying to get adam igit's ear and i. i'm i go to bat for you what do you. think that is. you mean when you talk to him yeah yeah.

yeah six years ago no. i've been doing it you know what you. mean two years ago you you i would meet. you in the parking lot you'd be like. no this was i'm not gonna get in. semantics and i'm not gonna catch myself. being defensive so. i appreciate you but i will say this. this room yeah the stage. was set set. we came in prepared mm-hmm. what happened everything's fine nothing. happened.

that's what i'm asking yeah everything's. great nothing happened. i don't feel satisfied yet we're not. done yet. okay you think we're done how much time. have we done. five minutes we've done five minutes. no i think he's saying there's five. minutes left no five minutes we've only. done five minutes. what if usable [ __ ] i remember going to. um you mean me and joe cory were. pitching a show. right and then um joe coy was like you. know. saying you know bobby and i are good.

stand-up comics. and and one of the executives looks at. me and goes wait you do stand-up comedy. to me right and i go yeah yeah you know. and it's like. it burned but it's also one of those. situations where it's. just in retrospect it's just who cares. that it's. so funny you know just a funny like i. could visualize. it would have been a great scene in a. show you mean where you mean you could. see me blush. and try to be defensive you know what i. mean so it's just like one of those. things where you it's life it's like. that in every.

aspect of life joe is joe coy has the. most. um not humble instagram i've ever seen. he's on like private jets and. he knows how that guy knows how to show. off baby yeah. it's insane well that one that one video. i mean he's a friend of my very good. friend of mine so i don't want to. say too much but i'm not being mean i'm. just saying. he really does like to flash like he's. he loves to flash he's a star. he's a star and he worked really hard.

we all work really i know but he's not. like. joe coy dude. all right did you sell out a theater in. hawaii doing. four shows when you were taping. especially instead of two just because. all the hawaiians wanted to see you. no dude joe coy. dude he's got action figures he's got. t-shirts he and i i don't know when this. is coming out and i. i feel like i don't want to like put. this out in case he isn't open about it. yet but he's. he's selling buses next year yeah yeah.

tour buses it's nuts i think in many. ways though he. um has it doesn't seem like it i guess. from the outside but he's. humble himself personally. i mean like if you talk to him he's all. about like staying in your lane you know. living in the moment you know when he. when he says staying in the lane does he. mean like. in his ferrari in his lane what is he. talking about no no what i'm saying is. is that like. because i have i have a thing where i. compare myself with other people.

yeah and there are times where i go well. yeah i got that. and how come this person got that and. he's just basically like. just you're doing what you're doing and. just stay in your. your lane he does have a grateful like. his personality type he is grateful for. what he has and has done. in a way where it's there's something. refreshing about being around him. where he like you my opinion of him he. came and he did my podcast i didn't know. him very well. i've since gotten to know him but he. acts and this is such a cliche i guess.

of. my projections but he doesn't act like. he's successful. yeah that's what i say and he. appreciates other things that like. somebody who has accomplished as much as. he had. so there's something about joe that as. much as he is like look at this. stadium that i sold out with boys to men. for some reason there's something very. great about joe so i'd like to say. jo coy this here's to you here's to you. and also. um he's a good father which is the most. important part. i'm being real he's a great dad his son. loved they have a great relationship a.

lot of people say i look like his son. in many ways you do you know and um. and so he's he's you know there are. others i could talk about that uh. that bothered the [ __ ] you know i have a. story that's similar to you pitching a. show um when i go to the comedy store i. often get carded. i get carded really i do it's happened. numerous times and my. the first time it happened i had a. conversation with myself that happened. in about two seconds but. it because i know how to talk to myself. fast but here was a conversation in my.

head i'm so mad. i want to go home i'm i don't know if. i'm embarrassed. but i don't want people seeing that this. is happening right this guy. has probably only been working here for. a few months he doesn't know who i am. yeah um the best thing you could do is. just give him your card and say have a. good day. no you lash out i didn't i'm very proud. of how and by the way i've been carted. there numerous times. are you being real you go to a la comedy. club. and the doorman who happens to be a.

comic book i answered the phones there. this is post television shows. right so they're like um excuse me. what's your id how. now what's your reaction at first well. the first time the first time it. happened. i'll tell you the first time it happened. i'm with john dewalt okay. i don't know who that is johnny boo. booms i love boom boom john who doesn't. do stand-up anymore. he my my first thought was john be cool. because you know we're an extension of. each other when we're there yeah. so i didn't want him to be like [ __ ] you. my id i'm a co-producer on you know.

whatever. yeah yeah yeah which is i get the the. energy you're at the store i'm a doorman. okay um and i i don't i just walk past. you because i'm not expecting you to. stop. right so you have to like stop i'm going. to okay oh god. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa buddy. buddy buddy uh listen um where's your. ticket um where's your id. first of all uh yeah. yo why the [ __ ] are you carting him why. are you carting him bro. john chill who are you i need to see. your idea as well uh. first of all i'm a co-producer just give.

me the idea that's in the improv just. give me the [ __ ] id man. okay rick gleaman rick gleeman. and okay you're of age do you have a. ticket no i'm a comic dude. dude comedians open books on sundays i. know i'm just i'm just coming to watch. some of my friends are here i hope. that's not a problem. and that's how you do it yeah but i. maintain the eye contact at some point. they might go it doesn't matter what if. they go it's never happened the closest. i can say that has happened and this one.

this one this one bothers me yeah. because. first of all i did work there second of. all. i'm the guy yeah yeah okay so. when i'm when i when i'm there on a who. gives a [ __ ] night. when it's not sold out a wednesday at 10. yeah okay. and i'm sitting in the back bucket seat. okay maybe my mom's in town and we're. here to see what's embarrassing. we're here to see brent and andrew it's. embarrassing okay now i'm sitting in the. back bucket seat with my mom. and the other three bucket seats have uh. nobody in them.

yeah right yeah then one of the whoever. the [ __ ]. who goes by the way who i guarantee you. three days earlier the open mic. would have been doing this hey i just. watched the vice president debates. hey uh flies the flies. you could tell how bad the vice. president he's a piece of [ __ ]. and he's fumbling over his fly jokes you. hack [ __ ]. he comes over to me taps me on the. shoulder okay says hey man. paid regulars only when i want to say my. mom's almost 70 you [ __ ].

goof my mom's gonna sit here. nobody's sitting here i'm sorry you have. to go. you have to go and then i have to tell. my mom hey mom. i didn't make it i didn't make it. we can't even sit here you have to stand. you're 70. you have to stand you know who's going. to sit there next. somebody's dog that. bothers me doesn't matter who it is okay. she's great she's great i'll tell you.

something the dog. gets more respect than me right i have a. story for you you [ __ ]. wait i i thought you liked me a year ago. one year ago i go to the laugh factory. the lab factory i walk in the front door. some guy a doorman he takes his arm and. he goes like this. to block me one of the doorman like with. the shoe oh whoa yeah careful how your. arm is like yeah that looks like a. height. he didn't do this well he wouldn't if. you were taller yeah.

i know he went like this he goes wow. buddy wow. all of your impressions sound like tommy. no he goes whoa buddy i go whoa whoa. what what's up what's up he goes. id dude to me right. dude and i go all right i'm leaving. and i left all right and i still haven't. been back. how long has it been a year i will not. go. it's disrespect it's disrespectful so. what but the truth is the truth is if he.

doesn't know. what could he have done to know should. he have looked at all the head shots of. the people like should he study that. portrait that's outside the lab it's my. stupid eco. you know you're wrong yeah not. everyone's going to know it i know i. mean. but but andrew and i'm with i'm with. rick. the bucket seat is different i'm telling. you right no. dude number one i'm sorry. but i was eight years on a network. sketch shell right i'm a regular. at all the clubs in new york and at all.

the clubs right. i headlined every room a room in america. right yeah and i have you know at this. point you know i mean i had. a pretty good podcast i mean there were. just certain things. that and also the laugh factory it's. like i'm very good friends with the. owner of the club. he's flown me him and i have gone to. hawaii together in new york. sick right my point is is that you know. at this point it was just like when he. did that i was just like.

instead of going into a confrontation of. some sort. i just decided i'm i'm out do you think. that was the right decision i don't know. i'm asking no i think you give him your. id and you say hey man. you don't know who i am i just want to. introduce myself all right i [ __ ] it. up and uh. that's what i do all right but the. buckets it's it's okay. it's okay people don't know who there's. a lot of times the door people are. comics. and they're new and they're new and so. they may not know they made up the story. what yeah i made up this one time.

one time i made up the story why sorry. it wasn't i don't know. i was trying to get into the hollywood. improv and uh. they didn't know who i was. i don't know why i didn't i hear you. understand that yeah. i'm a liar it's funny to find the. intention my guess is. you were trying to connect through a. joke yeah like you're trying to say like.

i hear you here's what i don't try. to like comply but then you still went. no disrespect but i was on a [ __ ]. show for eight years and you made it to. the whole thing and i just i [ __ ] it. up. man i read i read the situation wrong i. committed. this [ __ ] line of thinking and then. it just didn't pan out the way i thought. it was gonna pan out. and then i didn't know should i just let. it go in my head i was like i should let. this lie go. right but i got no i'll just admit that. i lied and now it's even weirder than it. was. i think it was hilarious and good and. i'm glad you came close oh god it made. me laugh though i'm so sorry go ahead.

andrew tell me your improv story. [Laughter]. this is a nice table it's great it's. mahogany. one time i was trying to get into the. improv. can i ask you guys a question yeah. rick by the way i was just [ __ ]. around before i know this. you guys have uh both of you have. successful podcasts. two at least each do you.

feel uh now that stand-up is on. not happening do you feel that you have. lost. something because of what podcasts offer. your stand-up. or do you feel that because there is no. stand up these podcasts are so much more. valuable that's a real question. does that make sense yeah i don't really. think of it in those terms i. um as far as creativity i don't think of. um. as podcasting as even work or something. that i have to do. it's something that i enjoy doing no i.

understand so it's like i don't really. put a lot of. i mean i value the people that listen. and um people that love us i really. you know have a connection with them and. that's what's great about it i think my. connection with. podcast fans are greater than any other. fan base that i could ever have you know. i mean because they know. who i am and when i meet them via on the. streets or. you know when they i communicate them. through means like social media or. whatnot. there's a different kind of interaction.

that we have you know i mean they know. things about me. like how's you know goby your dog or. like they know things about me so. there's a deeper connection. but um would you have would you have a. successful podcast if it weren't for. that. bobby what is it would you have would. your podcast be as successful if it is. if you didn't when you started have. stand up to meet the people face to face. throughout. if you never did stand up and you only. did the podcast would those fans feel. the same way. well if i hadn't done stand-up and then.

did podcasting i don't think i would. have a fan base. because everything is interconnected. right everything in my right andrew. don't you think it's like how the [ __ ]. am i gonna. the reason why i did when i did the. podcast that i had some. viewership right is because i did have. fans from previous mediums right. so the you know mad tv fans or fans from. all these a variety of other things that. i've done you 5.0. i've never been on that weren't you. unhpi.

i didn't mean any offense i'm not i. didn't take it offend i just didn't know. what you meant by hawaii five oh that's. all. all right so you know um. but do i miss doing stand-up i do. um but i'm. just accepting my reality like everyone. else is on planet earth. thank you andrew do you feel the same. way i don't dig that again. because i feel andrew feels different i. feel andrew misses stand up in a. different way i'd love to hear it. and andrew would you like to do a couple.

of minutes. i would love to uh i miss stand up very. much i'm really sad i'm supposed to be. i was supposed to be out this weekend. somewhere and sadly i couldn't do it. because of the rona. um and if i'd like i could do a couple. of minutes right now if you guys would. like is that is that okay. all right here we go hey what's up it's. great to be here uh how you guys doing. yeah this is awesome right on thank you. so much for coming out. it's good to see you guys we got uh what.

do we got a little brown chick. a little uh little bowl of noodles and a. jew uh. you know what they say a brown girl a. noodle bowl and a jew walk into a bar. and uh they end up owning the bar. uh having the family run it and then. selling it a couple years later for a. pretty good profit. crafty i like this guy.

i hate that the podcast started when it. did because. right now i feel like i feel like i'm in. the pocket with you guys. you stay in it yes all right could you. be by you. acknowledging it though it kind of ruins. the momentum but you calling me out kind. of ruins the momentum of it. i'm being positive you're being. objective. okay touche go ahead. it's good to be here it's good to be. here. so yeah you know uh bad friends.

bad friends yeah uh at first i was like. i wonder why they call it bad friends. then i watch the show these guys are so. bad. it makes. it makes um. the lakers and the clippers seem like. good friends. i like this guy he's crafty yeah that's. why um you're not a regular at the store. true but you know where i am a regular.

where nobody it's i know nobody has me. nobody wants me around no that's not. true no it's true andrew my own parents. you know what they said to me the other. day. get out of here. i went home for the holidays my dad's. like i'm glad you're here get out of. here where's the food and get out of. here yeah yeah. ricky andrew i want you to to. to keep this conversation moving with. jules i want you to introduce you don't. you didn't even get to really talk. never really got to know each other um.

andrew do you have any direction on how. you'd like this to go. or does it not matter typically you just. pick up the baton and run with it. you got it how long have you been. running trying to talk in the mic. how long have you been running in track. and field i. am not in track and field perfect this. is the kind of girl i like to pick up a. baton and pass it to. now question when you decided to be part. of this. family did you feel excited. or nervous or some other feeling the. first.

day i came here i was just i was i just. came here to look. after you to bobby that's what the. kaleidos told me. look after him how um because of kobe. because he's. um oh to watch make sure that he's being. clean yeah. and then tituba just suggested that i. should. join and then i just said okay. i love that well it's nice to meet you. nice to meet you thank you. [Laughter].

bobby what are you doing. you make the environment difficult to. survive in. that's your superpower you struggle in. life so much that you're able to bring. everyone down with you. and i resent it okay. okay that was a really good segment. are you good at it thank you are you. gonna edit some of this out. no good i want people to have full.

context. of why um no no you have coffee in your. hair. i know okay i seriously dude. the first five minutes in the last five. minutes i i haven't felt this feeling in. a decade. a lot of times you know people when. they're driving they like the awkward. like. if you for like for instance you ever. see the david lynch movie lost highway. love right right but you you can't. really understand really what's going on. do you but there's such a disconnect.

right but when you're watching last. highway there's just certain things in. the scenes that don't really match up. and there's also david lynch has a way. of like if you watch a movie like a. razor head. where when two people are having a. conversation and there's a 30-second gap. of just them just sitting there. and you can hear like the pipes you know. i mean i like. that that feeling of awkwardness and. that's what this podcast especially this. one. is giving everyone a sense of unease. right yeah i guess and i think that that. also is something that's entertainment.

entertaining when people see what you're. doing right now i don't know what you're. doing. i wasn't gonna throw it at you i know. but just stop picking things up. you want them talking to bobby i have a. question go ahead. um how did you first met rick. and what was your impression of him i. didn't like him at first. no one does no i honestly i didn't like. him at first at first i i was like um. well first of all it's like i think when. you i think i. auditioned for a show that you no no.

yeah when i found out that you got. undateable and i couldn't even get an. audition. right i went [ __ ] that guy right. and then i'd see her on the store and. then i never you went to montreal before. i. ever went to montreal so when i found. out you went to montreal i was like what. the [ __ ] that guy went to montreal. he's not even a regular at the comedy. store and so then um. in the beginning it was like but then. what rick does. he's kind of like um.

like a tick that's a that's a problem. yeah a tick like. a wood tick you know a tick that you. would find a wood shirt a wood tick. like a wood tech yeah and you know. you're going to get lyme disease so you. might as well just go in the forest. you know huh yeah yeah. so um he was just around and it's like. i'm. like a lumberjack in the in the new. hampshire forest and i'm just like. accepting the fact. that i'm going to get bit by this thing. right and he bit me. yeah and i started getting the disease. lyme disease right and uh.

my body started aching i couldn't sleep. good you know. and i realized are you feeling better. yeah i mean i'm living with the disease. but my point is is this. it shows um you. you're infectious you know and you're. you slow that came around yeah. and i realized that this thing this tick. we're not going to be erratically andrew. did you just fart. corona fart yeah yeah funny stuff man.

yeah. you know kala and i started starting a. podcast if we. did like if you were in that room would. you smell that fart or no. if i was in the room would i have a. choice and that's the philosophical. question. you see a lot of people choose should i. smell this fart or should i not. i know that was the wrong you know. what's like i donated. i don't let me say that i donated money. to that um. guy running against lindsey graham jamie.

harrison. right how much money did you donate six. hundred fifty dollars. i'll match it andrew you wanna match it. and now i'm working and i put my i made. a mistake by putting my number. in the donation myself why did you do. that why did you donate 650. to somebody because i want jamie. harrison to beat lindsey graham. and so the money is gonna help jamie. harrison beat lindsey graham well i i. don't know i mean i just wanted to do. something i wanted to donate so that. they could have some. do you ever donate your time instead of. money for just stuff like you ever help.

out no i don't i've never once. no but now i'm getting all this like. other first of all he emails me i'm sure. everyone gets it every five minutes. good bobby i know you gave me 650 i know. it's not personal it's like this you. know but it's like. uh another 150 you know it's it's. constant man i'm getting texas from him. awesome yeah i have another question go. ahead. andrew go ahead um. when did you first met rick and what was.

your impression of him. yeah rick and i met through stand-up. comedy many many years i do remember. exactly where i i met you. at the comedy store in the original room. yes i just saw you go up. and i thought you were so funny and i. was friends with brady matthews at the. time. and i didn't know who you were and then. you were in the back right from the. stage the back left when you walk and. you turn right. and you guys were there and brady looked. like he owned the place because i never. seen somebody put their foot up on a. chair. there because we're all like new and he. puts his foot up and you were just. sitting with him and you guys were.

holding court and. one of you guys did a joke or whatever. and you guys you know like i i like. brady by the way. yeah yeah same guy they uh you guys took. me in i don't know if it was like i felt. like an. outsider but i did just move there and. it felt nice not just to be like hey. come on over and do bits but i had. already seen you i'm like this guy's so. super funny. so i just always associated you and. brady together for the longest time. and then i've known him for a long time. too yeah very long time both from. chicago. yeah did you and adam ray have a falling. out because you guys were together all.

the time and then you guys are doing. stuff together. and all of a sudden you guys weren't. well we were living close to each other. at the time. and also. our own thing and when your schedules. get busy and you're doing other [ __ ]. it's really hard to see your old friends. anymore i mean especially the pandemic. has really. put something into perspective genuinely.

i'm being serious and especially with. this virus. like it's i talked to dr drew about this. they're they're having to explore how. many people suffer from. anxiety and depression because of the. virus outside of the physical ailments. because. it does really [ __ ] with your head like. you get. extremely isolated and you don't really. want to talk to people about it. because it's kind of [ __ ] annoying. and it's a stigma and then you also get. super depressed because you're like when. am i going to not be sick anymore.

and you think about other people that. are around you that might have gotten. sick. it just it spirals a little bit so you. begin to isolate a little bit and it. gets it gets. weird it does get a little strange and. it it's kind of what the pandemic has. already been doing to people which is. like. pushing us further and further away from. each other uh. it's it's really [ __ ] up dude it's it. the psycho analysis of. what's going on now will be interesting. to see in 10. 20 years from now andrew you said. something that that sparked uh. sparked a thought is uh uh my ocd is is.

rampant okay yeah and i've been living. in a pandemic since before this thing. hit. and it's gotten tougher but i've been. forced to interact with people because. of the podcast and i have to say. that i have been connecting with an hour. plus long conversation with new people. but mostly. friends because of the podcast and if it. weren't for the podcast. i think i would have lost my mind i. wouldn't have talked to anybody. so i this medium and as as much of a.

cluster [ __ ] as this is. it's nice to get out of the house to get. dressed up to play with you. to play andrew i've seen you more since. we did. uh my podcast earlier this year and then. yours and then we've taken walks and. we've talked. and this i've seen you more and i think. a big part of that not by choice but. just by situation. has been because of podcast yeah yeah. and there's something really. cool about i miss so much going. to clubs when we're all there and the. more successful you get the more you're.

doing your own [ __ ]. so podcast has kind of done that so i. just want to say thank you guys for. having me. and i really am sincerely grateful of. being able to play with people every. week because of this. i have to admit too that little brief i. went to whitney's house last week or. whatever a couple weeks ago. and i saw leaderman and i saw. um pavinski i saw all the girls. right you know i mean oh i saw your adam. rayfriend my friend as well. he was wearing the dr phil clothing.

funny stuff he it was an open mic at. whitney he. wore the prosthetic dr phil. stuff for the open mic there's. five people there what the [ __ ] are you. doing. i know i'm just doing the open mic i go. that took nine hours. but anyway it was really good to see all. of them for some reason. i felt joy yeah you know and yeah i. think. also i feel the same way thank you for. being a best friend.

rick i want you to look directly into. your camera you're single there and just. say. thank you for being a bad friend very. seriously yeah. could i um do it now do whatever you. want yeah. uh well i have two things to say okay. first. thank you for being a bad friend and. second. live from new york it's saturday night. you could use the first parter.

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