Pandas and Horses and Sheep, Oh My! | Ep 22 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

you two are bad these two idiots bad. friends. I switched Bobby's painting and your. painting - darling you're pure gold. because that's more you and that's more. you how great is that for real I think. that that art is so cool-looking Kazuki. Nagi shout out took a su kami okey hi. I'm saying hi hi hi no but wha.

where's yours Kazuki doesn't want to. draw me I'll be honest you didn't want. to draw your face your complex your face. though it's kinda it's it's gross he. couldn't draw no no you're very I call. it's handsome I called him I said Kazuki. where's mine and he literally was like. two toys asian casue came Miyagi no he's. he's from Puerto Rico no no no he.

serious he's Puerto Rican play with a. guy on war zone his name is uh yeah. mikaze yamaha yama kasi gamma cos he's. his name yeah yeah so I thought he was. Japanese and then for like three weeks. eventually I said so what part of Japan. he goes nah man I'm Bangladesh man Oh. Bangladeshi and so I go mm-hmm what's. the omakase then I've been calling young. I've been going down the war zone might.

be on the wall yeah mikaze you know and. then get down kamikaze but now it. doesn't make any sense. no yeah it's okay Bangladeshi and people. come our name Yama Kazi yama kasi but. that's his gamertag so yeah Oh bro you. can make that up well yeah what's your. gamertag Bobby it's probably the - but. it's Bobby Lee live yeah. that's forever you know what I love is. that when you're playing cuz on the on. the screen it'll say friend requests or. followers oh yes I'm playing with all my. guys and then it'll say it duuude wait.

do you know how can you see how many. people other people follow or follow. other people know so you tells me all. the notifications and you get off on. that. like that's exciting Bobby I've been. playing you know you're getting and Papa. gets excited and then you get better. what I've also been doing is this is. great what I've been doing is um so I'll. be on war zone with my friend Ramey and. I'll be like you want to play with. somebody he's like let's just play do I.

go no let's find a fan that's cool so. well I'll go to my messages and I get a. hundreds of messages and people go slep. king or you know I mean I'm a big fan of. bad friends can we play you know I'm. really good i this is my KD and I want. you know five hundred times which KD. might keep my kill to kill that's right. I figured it out I'll be like like it. they're really good right yeah so then. when we play. they're not good do you know why cuz.

they're nervous yes yeah and then I. would be like okay well by any chance. and then they put it. I was nervous my hands are sweaty what. if I don't you gotta be nice no I go. bye-bye. what does you have to deliver yeah under. pressure what I think I killed himself. because you because of you. yeah there's one guy named Ben Riley. he's a nice kid. rest in peace English he's not dead but. now yeah but not yeah message me hey can. you keeps messaged me can you give me. another shot.

no Ben Ben you got to hit the ball yeah. it's t-ball it's t-ball tiny ball yeah. you just got a swing but you got to step. up and and you have to fulfill your. destiny yeah yeah you do you have to you. have to you have a person that you're. supposed to become yes and if you can't. the bars here it's very very low you. just gotta feel that kind of - just step. right over it right so but I love when. they get nervous because when they die.

right away they go I don't know what. happened I go what happened I don't know. what happened what happened was yeah you. [ __ ] up but this kid ray me that I. play with he's good the reason why I. like him though is he kept messaging me. and I go let's play this happened when I. first started playing and he for some. reason he's 21 you're one year old kid. in Georgia mm-hmm and now everyone loves. him he's friends with everybody now yeah. and he he stepped up is it because his. skill level also because he's fun to hit.

play engage with he is very polite but. does he talk [ __ ] like everyone talk. [ __ ] he tries to but he doesn't have. that child does he have a strong. southern accent yet be he'll try to do. joke about the man and then we'll be. like what the [ __ ] are you talking and. we're just Loretta calor being radical. out here man is it Bobby was molested. man he was blessed by God with Down. syndrome man Bobby remember when Hank. poop yeah yeah and everybody ate poop. but it'll be like in a you know I mean.

after we told somebody happy birthday. right I'll be like hey happy birthday. Jeremy the goddamn Bobby. and it's like the timings not is it Theo. is this Theo and his is that we really. play no but abide Neal Brennan sent me a. video on YouTube that came out a week. ago but the Theo's family. Theo Vaughn's family do you want to see. it yeah yeah this is crazy I know he. isn't what his mom looks like this is. his whole family on YouTube oh yeah look. at this this is Theo Vaughn's whole. family oh yeah yeah I've seen I met I.

met that away that's his uncle in the. red it's his uncle Yeah right there that. Steele's uncle and zette Theo's brother. our dad on the couch that's his uncle. the guy in the red right that's his mom. right there in the blue right what are. your names his brother. yeah is that to the right okay yeah and. in a second his brother will hide well. just isn't what his brother loves do he. loves me but he loves a high all those. stories bring our boys brother hides.

yeah my brother used to run and hide but. he gets so scared man lightning claps. even lawnmowers will do it yeah and your. name is there's the rain yeah yeah and. there's Timmy his brother brother Timmy. you guys grew up here in West Virginia. so let me explain for people that can't. see it that are listening at home there. was a video that Neal Brennan sent me. yeah this is called the Whitaker's it's. the moat they quoted them as what the. most inbred family in the United States.

they have the longest lineage of inbred. news it's pretty brilliant it is. brilliant their eyes are like hammerhead. sharks I know but what I'm wondering is. if that guy the guy in the red yeah. through time that happened cuz he all he. goes is well he know the dog barks and. it influences his bark so you see the. dog oh he doesn't ever go speak yeah he. barked he's dog talk yeah but he doesn't. ever speak a regular English right what. I'm wondering is at 12 he was like came.

out British my name is Frank or whatever. right and that 22 is like hello my name. is Frank and then 30 yeah yeah developed. develop well dude here's what's and I. first I thought at first I thought I. shouldn't say anything about this. because I mean this is mean but then. it's they're not. handicapped this isn't making fun of. disabled this is just in bread I mean. yeah I think that's what happens when. you in breed too much what happens but I. got to tell you this is this is if this.

isn't a reason to not have sex with your. brother or sister yeah watch five. minutes of this it's staggering what it. also the lady right there yeah cuz she. has one eye that goes that way well they. all have icicle all the way yeah but may. imagine making love to her hi do you. have to keep going like this you like. that over to the side you have to put. mirrors all over so she keeps looking. back at ya and then one eye is like oh. it's very straight I would have to just. you know cover up cover up my own well. it has to be dark but at first I saw.

this video and I thought this can't be. this has gotta be a I thought this was a. sketch I'm not kidding yeah when he said. to me I go this is a this is a someone's. doing a comedy sketch you it's so funny. because you didn't prepped me on this. yeah isn't it odd that I know how you. got Ahmad Virginia how did you see it. I just know about it somebody something. popped yeah because it only came out a. couple days ago but Brennan said it to. me he literally wrote to me oh he did. yeah my brother Brennan goes I don't. know why I needed to send this to you. yeah but I had to and I watched I was. like this is exactly what I what's funny. is that what the other guy does the guy.

at the end of the copy guy that's. sitting on the residentially he'll walk. out right hold on let's dance. he'd make a sandwich or something well. they all make something back in right. yeah and he just starts to hide right. did you see that he hides away yeah yeah. you're like he crawls somewhere right. right maybe that's his maybe they play. afternoon game of hide-and-go-seek I. don't know what they're up to out there. not virgin this is a very staggeringly. sad picture and it obviously is they're. handicapped I recant what I said before. cuz I'm an idiot but it's not a fair. picture though what do you mean lighting.

the lighting is bad no it's like you. know that there was a point where that. drool wasn't there no that drools always. there there was a point where the drool. was building yeah right he could have. taken that photo right but he waited. until I got to the so you're saying that. the photographer exploited these guys a. little too I think this guy when I. looked on in this video. he seems it seems very it's really. they're exploiting this family for his. sake of his documentary because he. doesn't show a lot of heart about it. like it's not like he's kind of just. like look at how crazy but by the way.

yeah beyond jokes. it. is insane to think that five generations. will have sex with their family yeah. five time five decades of people we're. like okay it's not fair because I'd have. never been to odd Virginia I can Wes. perfect I see it I get it there might be. there's not it's not as if there's like. suicide girls walking around where you. could tap them there's probably only the. Whitaker's okay you're saying you're.

saying you're only as good as Rob well. the options aren't who you gonna [ __ ]. not your family. yeah if there's no one around not your. family I know but just hear me a favor. Slee masturbate until yeah let's see. let's say I at us let's say I had a. sister all right we're gonna have to put. music over this yeah but look let me. just play it out of my head all right. here we are an odd Virginia no we're in. a local West Virginia no talk yeah it's.

an Asian community in West Virginia West. Virginia right we all go how do you do. it so okay so you're out there in West. Virginia and I I don't go to school. yeah there's no school no schools and. they're the only families are the leaves.

right and the John's. I know that yeah John leaves in the. jungle yeah yeah they're there yeah but. the jobs only have boys all boys yeah. are all boys and the leaves have my. brother Steve now is a girl yeah what's. happening Stephanie Stephanie Lee right. and the jung's you know I [ __ ]. everyone already in town or the open the. Jeff Anna talk show the endicott guys so. Ken Bob Steve Kevin mark and Randy and. Randy yeah yeah yeah and when you're.

done for some reason. Vladimir he's like I love to see you boy. yeah. and then you know um the only woman. around is my mom and then my sister. Stephanie. after them you know and then an hour.

later I just can't believe five okay how. about this No. somebody had to know in the family the. first time that they were like ooh. that's not we that's bad but then one. person went it's not that bad Oh what. someone had to go I guess it's not that.

bad because this is so many years of it. yeah. that's this isn't the first [ __ ] time. this is all the time it's terrible and. we're not being mean being in bread is. gross looking your family's [ __ ] it. silly isn't it illegal isn't it iiiii. hope so is incest still a hope it is I I. Rudy is incest incest illegal somebody.

wrote is it a crime incest sexual. relations between family members who are. not spouses formally known as incest. it's illegal across the u.s. because the. harm can cause the family relationships. that's why family relationships you know. it should be about you know creative. brain damage dead brain damage. incest topic of charges violation of a. different law such as child abuse tell. Emma station rape or statutory but. that's my thing if just beasts do. no Eagle yes animal [ __ ] I don't. think it is uh-uh. yes it is right rude I think is.

bestiality. that's beastly that's nuts illegal to. watch oh dude and now my computer is. gonna be yeah you got your game flagged. by the FBI illegal is bestiality illegal. too notably the legality of bestiality. cannot be controlled but from the. federal level there were the only. relevant federal laws the sodomy law. under the military there we go so if. you're in the military you can't [ __ ]. animals. yeah but they find a way they find a way. yeah well there's a will there's a way. you can't be out there and and and I.

think there should be like a list of. animals that you couldn't shouldn't. false all of them like if they die like. if I [ __ ] a gerbil it would die well. you couldn't even you couldn't do it it. wouldn't work oh I could make a war. you'd put in go I wouldn't blow or to be. like one of those that remember when we. were kids and those little worm things. you'd put over your finger like the gel. molds yeah you don't I'm talking about. do you know those things from the store. they didn't have those in the. Philippines you probably use real. animals as toys didn't you you chase it. you chase an animal beat it and then. they would just play with it all day. yeah if there was an animal you had to.

have sex with though forced yeah. probably sheep I'm from Ireland I think. they do that should all do it yeah sheep. I think because because it's soft yeah. and they're don't laugh at me yeah I. think because they're soft yeah and and. even if they get upset they're just like. so it's not that bad Hey for me it would. be Panda oh because they're so cute I.

don't even think that's through and you. could I could here's the thing if I was. having seconds an animal I wouldn't want. them to think hey hey there yeah right I. wouldn't want them to think that you. just want it to be a factor well they go. hey there well then if you [ __ ] a big. animal the way I would do with a panda. is you give them a great a bamboo Oh. like hi you have to chew that [ __ ] why. goo bamboo right side like here's bamboo. there mm-hmm and then I would you know.

and they'd be just so focused on but. don't think it's so [ __ ] up from the. eucalyptus is there's that eucalyptuses. is that pandas no man who eats. eucalyptus sloth sloths and they black. out right they just pass out yeah yeah. they get really [ __ ] high this is a. dark thing but um I don't know why I. thought about this but let's just posed. bestiality just hear me out. Oh was a huge thing in the world what do. you mean like abnormal right now there's. probably seven dudes who do it yeah.

you're crazy in New Zealand apparently a. lot of farmers [ __ ] sheep ok I I don't. want to know that but let's just assume. it's what he dudes ok all right I. suppose. now let's Jack it up to a million dudes. do it ok so it became like a normal. thing it's kind of normal in some. semblance of society yet I think the one. animal that would be completely just off. limits oh no you'll be they would just. be extinct oh because of it because of.

it is the sloth right because they're so. easy to catch did you know they can't go. anywhere he can't I'm in a met because. sloths they go Wolf's lost live in trees. how can you get them cuz I thought about. this right I thought about this but in. Papua New Guinea there's a lot of salons. right I didn't know there is right yeah. so what they would do is they would go. to Papua New Guinea right yeah and. sloths you don't know I googled this I. don't know why I don't know why it's. resources but sloths they come to the. ground while they take a [ __ ] or they go. to the bathroom I've seen this I've seen.

this in a courser Rica they come to the. ground right yeah so imagine a bunch of. sloths in the tree right we're gonna. journey. it's lots like and as soon as he lands. goddamn 50 dudes come out they former. train yeah right and they he try to run. away right and he's like and his buddies. are going.

right and he gets on the tree right he's. already been raped 4050 times right and. people are like jumping up and tagging. up it just ripping them well as he goes. up the toiler go to taller guys give ya. the taller guys right I mean there'll be. a nightmare they'd be extinct. and then by the time he gets back up. there they're like are you okay he's. like it's fine what animals off limits.

that's the real question. yeah Rudy what's a big no-no if it was. normal we're joking about it joking. about it and we don't know what's in it. but if it was normal what animal was a. big who's the one what some one animal. that you're like no you can't they can't. touch it no yeah I think she means. smaller Oh dogs are okay yeah well if. we're assuming that this is a real thing. all rights the dogs are okay because.

people eat them already. so what right right so what's the. difference so what's some smaller dog. you mean like um like hamsters and. gerbils rabbit bunnies yeah but see. bunny would be so nice it's a soft yeah. so soft. bestiality doesn't exist with women I'm. sure there's not one woman I've seen it. what I wear videos where a woman has. blown a horse or as a [ __ ] to horse no. oh yeah shut up. I've seen videos like that back in the. day yeah that's gotta be fake how do you.

would you think that these people went. to ILM a horse you went to George. Lucas's [ __ ] company and what horse. penises are like six feet long there's. math there is a [ __ ] documentary just. stop with don't Google Google what a. documentary average horse penis size. let's see. dude you twenty inches you never saw you. that's the average is never saw a half. you never saw zoom the movies ooh it.

does a documentary call sue uh-huh and. it's about a businessman yeah you I. swear I don't know it could put zoo. documentary look look zoo documentary oh. wow there it is yeah mm film called 2007. okay so go. the image of that that poster of the. right of the horse okay if you look in. the eye of the horse it's a naked woman. is a naked man oh okay. gross so does the documentary about is.

an actual incident where a man tells his. wife hey I have a business convention in. Washington haven't seen the document in. a while so I might get a couple of facts. let's make up more stuff yeah yeah right. but this is essentially what it is sure. and his wife and his daughter went all. right you want us to go yeah don't get. hotel you know mean huh so while he. there at the hotel he goes to a farm. because what on the internet there's a. bestiality group that they get together.

what yes this is is this real so it's. like a meat ax it sounds like a reddit. thread for bestiality people right. what's going on today horse nickers his. wife and his daughter is in a hotel all. right. and then he's at a [ __ ] farm with the. dudes from Japan from Canada people fly. all over the world who owns the farm. that lets this happen the King beast. king be a king beast man right his name. is man Carl hey welcome fellow so what.

they do is they think you got your. animal [ __ ] shoes about you know that. stirrup thing that they let the horse go. up no there's a thing where they put the. horse on some sort of like and they left. it off the ground lift it to do some. like to clean it and stuff like that. maybe their horse shoes and stuff maybe. I don't know I don't know yeah but so. they lifted it in that thing and then. they take turns getting [ __ ] by the. horse no no yeah no yeah they steer that. so that they didn't you need a bunch of. guys there help steer this like a crane.

operator and so they steer the dick in. right so this is actually happened so so. they do the session yeah I don't what. they call it you know I mean I think it. sessions you sessions right yeah and I. guess he goes to sleep they're in the. sleep after that board yeah you're not. an agonizing pain he passes out in the. barn that he had that he got Sexton know.

what happens is um so while all his. buddies are sleeping mm-hmm you go I'm. gonna get another go. oh he wants one more go yeah but I don't. wanna wake anyone up you know each other. he wants to do it by himself. I'm gonna do myself idiot right always. got to bring a friend yeah yeah the body. says to write in his bed and I guess he. goes to the barn. and though he tries to do it and the. horse penetrates him so hard it. punctures his stomach lining and his. organs in the stomach all came out of.

his ass yes and he died yeah it makes. perfect sense right and then what the. police had to do is go to the hotel and. inform his wife and his daughter okay. what's that talk what's I don't I would. it be the police I would have been the. police hello what it's it's yeah 3:30 in. the morning I'm sorry are you. this is Jefferson I am is something. wrong yeah and you're the wife of Todd. Oh Jefferson yes my husband taught you.

everything what oh my god is he okay. what's he done okay but there was an. unfortunate incident oh my god a DUI no. you hit anybody no he's a terrible. alcoholic and I know that's a big vice. of his we're trying to get him help and. good god I hope he fixes his issues is. oh god did he hurt himself. goodbye horsedick um what I'm sorry I'm. sure buy a horse did he was punctured. what are you saying to me officer he the. dick you know the horn you know what he. was driving trying to get a horse and.

the horse penis killed her no not. necessarily though you know let me do. you know about the horse anatomy of. course yes horses have penises sure. nails that penis of a horse yes. punctured the stomach lining of your. husband what was he doing near the horse. of a bean a penis evolution stretch him. oh he was just getting ready for the. game he'd been over you're telling me my. husband was having sex with the horseman. yeah I should I should directly to the.

fact that you two dance around imagine. if the cop was like this if it was just. yeah hello yes hello you Barbara. ciao Jefferson's wife yes I am yeah your. husband's dead he got [ __ ] to death by. a horse we're gonna wrap this up just. throw it away they would just throw it. away. this is I've never heard of this thing. yeah but it's funny you can't find that. I try to buy an Amazon I couldn't find.

it. Amazon always has this kind of [ __ ] on. here you got to watch the document I. have to watch it yeah why what what five. out of five or six out of ten IMDB. Ron tomatoes liked it a little bit yeah. it didn't go really it I think they. there's just obviously some foot they. couldn't get interviews with the [ __ ]. the wife and the dog what does this. really mean let's let's let's let's try. to think this out because they say it's. a ten you know they say taboo topics. like this this isn't taboo something. happened because what would lead you to. want to have sex with an animal no okay. you've never looked at an animal and.

gone yeah I know what it is what trauma. no they've talked it because I've heard. interviews with beasts eat people that. are in the Beasties to be is that what. the Beastie Boys are no and it's there. if infinity infinity and their love so. there are no [ __ ] so close to nature. yeah and animals because they love it so. much that they find them erotic. really yeah that's so straight. I know it's like when a guy [ __ ] his. car I know I saw that guy but that guy's.

really mentally there's something he. loves course I love cars yeah I would. never there is no sexual ization of it. yeah I know you don't love them that. much though I do I love it people people. have sex with balloons that's fine. people have sex with everything trees. trees I'm kind of okay with and people. just have I don't know what it is maybe. you think they were molested by a car or. molested by a jury in there no an old. Mitsubishi Galant [ __ ] him when they. were seven or maybe it could be this.

maybe it could be you know let's say a. guy I [ __ ] cars yeah and it turns out. that my dad was super into cars but my. dad died no car accident and died or my. dad molested me in a car in a car on. yeah and that's the car you love having. sex with in this yeah or something like. that that could be close that could be. close. is that close rude yeah are you. following any of this logic we should be. talking to so talking about this in. front of you well what it's a real. theater real.

documentary yet it's so sad to think. though it's discussed I'm sorry. no I'm not sorry that's so gross don't. [ __ ] animals why people is fine people. seems fine I don't I guess. there's something wrong there must be. something wrong it just reminds me of. one Jeffrey Dahmer you know is going to. like the darkest podcast we're going. like that I know no because by the way. alright alright but let to David Arbor.

oh it's Jeffrey Dahmer was so you would. capture man right yeah he would drill a. hole in their head in a walkie Milwaukee. and he would put acid in their brain is. what he wanted was a human alive human. body that just would didn't think yeah. you think that has a lot to do with. bestiality in terms of like like that's. like necrophilia that's when people have. sex with dead things nobody he wasn't. that he wanted the body to be alive uh. so but he didn't want the thing they.

think oh it's like Frankenstein like a. warm-blooded but just the sex. doll doll that just couldn't make. decisions and was kind of brain-dead the. worst story about that did you hear. about the guy he ran away from his house. there's Jeffrey Dahmer stories and. people that know you know I know that he. ran from the house I or something I ran. into a cop yep he had a hole in his. brain yeah and the cop saw this guy and. Dahmer ran up quick enough and was like. he's just drunk he's my lover he's. wasted yeah the cops were like get out.

of here you're crazy all right. they didn't see a [ __ ] hole in his. head yeah how insane are these cow-dung. with these cops that they were just like. yeah you're partying too hard go home it. hold but it's [ __ ] hair how did those. cops keep their job Milwaukee. why it's Wisconsin yeah dude you know. Wisconsin is it that they don't have. they don't they don't have many laws up. there you can have as many duis as you. want there's an it's not a you know. we're a three-strike state if you got. three duis in California be suspended. license for the rest of your life. forever if you got three duis here you.

can never drive again you're done that's. it okay Wisconsin there is no limit you. can have as many duis as you want you. can keep drinking and driving until you. kill somebody I don't know but there's a. far cry from that and. you know but I'm saying that's their. last guy getting eaten they can just. keep getting duis and nobody cares so if. that's your last law imagine all the. other loss yeah you're right yeah it's. like what they must not give a [ __ ] and. it's funny that cuz Dahmer went up there. he wasn't from Wisconsin nobody wanted.

to live around to Kyle there's a college. campus circle mill there's a there's. other college campuses there was a. specific reason why I went to Wisconsin. well Marquette's a religious school he. was religious uh-huh and so he was a. developers gen but ed Gein's from. Wisconsin he is yeah oh wow yeah. something about Wisconsin about. Wisconsin that is really good when I. played with Wisconsin I went to Madison. that played comedy on a street comedy on. state is that what it's called yeah it's. the greatest club and the greatest. people have ever period front period. period yeah it's a mess that was one of. the best clubs I know Bob Bob it's okay.

I do too I do too a baby boy it's okay. it's okay Rudy you see what you did this. is all because of you there's been so. many goddamn [ __ ] videos put up now. like we can't even keep up with how many. videos are like did you see the guy in. Northern California that was like. [ __ ] Asian piece of [ __ ] oh my god. you have it. he's just sitting at dinner he's like. sitting having dinner and he just said. he calls a Asian racist in SF what's.

down down there. here it is look at how fast that came up. because tech CEO okay say it again. yes say that again oh now you're shy see. you again now you're sorry. Trump's gonna [ __ ] need to leave [ __ ].

need a levy you [ __ ] Asian piece of. [ __ ] this guy this guy is a CEO of a. huge tech company not anymore. no but he's drunk he's obviously drunk. no his apology he said he was - he was. totally sober no he was blocked out of. course yeah yeah it's like so are you. allowed to be racist if you're drunk I. don't know what I've said drunk yeah but.

you don't attack people for you don't. you don't turn her into a racist just. cuz you get drunk but I've said crazy. things drunk you would never be out. having a drink and go yeah yeah [ __ ]. blacks you would never that's not yeah. maybe it would actually now that I think. about it yeah maybe you would know but I. could say stuff like that's hot yeah but. like something would come out and this. guy's I would probably sing a song right.

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undies dot-com slash sad friends that's. me undies dot-com / sad fridge when. people say because I haven't really I've. never really talked about this because. um you know it drives me crazy when I. see like I'll go on Twitter yeah and. I'll see it's like you know a public. service announcement from like Asian. actors I've never by the way you're. never asked I've never asked it they. know better right you won't do it I. won't do it [ __ ] around like hey I'm. Daniel take him and you know anti you.

know racist rhetoric is wrong you know. me and I'm Ken Jon you know and we're. all the same people this isn't that I'm. never invited that because they see one. episode of this show or hear it no no. right so wait but I'm anti that - what I. I feel the same way as other Asians I. feel like you know the rhetoric that's. happening I'm not just gonna say the. guy's name or people's names but when. you call you know the coronavirus kung. fu and you call it the China virus on it. insights you know these feelings amongst.

certain sections Asians know of white. people in this country oh you're saying. is that an insight insights insights. something within them and then they are. more vocal about it sure that's in. evidence common sense well but it's hard. it's hard to communicate that because. it's it's it's like saying how do you. assume that one leads to the other but. you have proof when you go when you. aggressively say something about. immigrants automatically we see the. video in Arizona where the girls like. you [ __ ] go go to Mexico [ __ ] yeah.

it becomes this like she did they. justify it but they justify saying it. well I'm not I don't think that I'm say. I think that canceled culture is a. little out of control. well sure and you know does this guy. deserve his whole life to be ruined. because of one drunken mistake no I know. what you're saying what you're saying is. and I I don't know if I'm there anymore.

with that no okay let me say this oh. yeah I understand what you're saying. I agree you shouldn't have your life. ripped away this guy shouldn't have his. entire life ripped away forever. that being said now that we live in this. time that you know you could be filmed. why would you black out be at a table. and when someone does pull up a camera. you still double down and go agent sushi. he doubled down he did double down if he. in the video went I'm sorry I've had too. much to drink and I'm acting um I got to.

go home he probably could have fixed it. yeah but you have two ways to go but. also could they turn the camera on they. go alright say yeah yeah Dan yeah at. that point listen why people yeah you. can say racial [ __ ] well say it to me oh. sorry. white people yes you can say racist [ __ ]. thank you but we've said this before on. the podcast when a camera comes out. right yeah learn how to add turn it up. oh okay. turn it on harder right on you switch. character if you want to be racist let's. put it like this if you want to be. racist do it at home do it in the.

goodness of your own home yeah yeah just. be a jazz you know bring them into your. house and do it there do it there go. fellas I need to have a chitchat with. yeah you [ __ ] pantheist coupe enjoy. the [ __ ] pot roast right and sleeve. it from his your man from his workplace. is like this is a very good pot roast. Martha yeah no but I said that about. what's-his-name that used to own the. Clippers what was his name he got in. trouble of Donald sterling hmm remember. him his girlfriend taped him talking.

[ __ ] about about black guys inside of. his house let me tell you something yeah. I was on his side cuz all he said was I. don't want you bringing big black dudes. to the game that you [ __ ] and she taped. him he knew she was cheating on him and. he was like just don't bring them to the. games the big big beautiful athletes. yeah yeah it was he racist maybe I don't. know but he was just being a [ __ ] in his. own house if you're gonna be a dick just. do it inside. the inside he is in that specific. incident like it's like racism is when.

you're derogatory in terms of like. putting a race down beneath your own. race almost below you right that. obviously he was threatened oh yeah a. big black beautiful dick well that's cuz. he knew she was just getting slaughtered. right her vagina is just like juicy from. that right. it's juiced out from it you know just. having a good field day yeah well she.

was loved Janice Bobby if they couldn't. make a face he was just an old fat white. guy here jealous that's all it was just. a fat porky dude yeah jealous but like. yeah this right here difference you're. excited for by the rhetoric that's. happening in this country that Asians. are responsible I hope as we find out. [ __ ] crazy because number one those. people obviously aren't Chinese no. they're not Chinese yeah they're they. see more Island Asian I couldn't even. see who the family was Filipino to me is. it Filipino Rudy can't you can't you.

tell side profile of that well this says. the news today Lofthouse caught a video. making an anti Asian racist tirade. against a family celebrating a birthday. in Carmel Valley mm-hmm. it does not say anything about the. family but I guess look at the packages. to tell by the video well hold on. there's got to be a I'm sure there's a. picture of the or there's a part of the. people here because I think the dad gets. on camera at some point or somebody puts. themself on camera see he apologize.

there's a lady in the beating now that. was just you know that's just that's. just Emily put yeah an ad putting over. something but yeah anyway I mean you. know don't this guy well he's gotten a. nice fashion though at least a very nice. fashion yeah Sam Franco. so what do you think what what do you. think is a responsible thing to do then. so he gets fired as CEO or does he keep. his job so if we're doing to do this. line of like we shouldn't be canceling. people just for no reason right but we. also people need to learn some kind of.

public lesson if you're caught like this. sanction well what the line immediately. it affects the pocketbook because I. don't know what the tech company does. yeah right but. people will stop doing business with him. yeah right and then when you don't have. business your your company you know yeah. humble obviously right it's called solid. it'll it'll happen organically uh all. I'm just saying is is that the mob of. the internet right mm-hmm going he. should step down burn him alive yeah I.

mean he should lose everything you know. I don't really know if that's I think I. know you're saying as a society we have. to kind of step back a little bit man. it's an information technology service. company. it says established in Silicon Valley. cloud transformation experts we lead. change for consolidating in the cloud. and also hating Asian pieces of [ __ ] oh. my god that's in there breakdown. yeah so it's just a it's a yeah but. honestly there's a billion of these up. in San Francisco they'll be [ __ ].

they'll be ten more this morning yeah. who gives a [ __ ] another [ __ ] tech. company get over it yeah get over it. there's too many [ __ ] tech companies. anyway but this thing you know well tell. me what's appropriate what do you do to. that guy Michael Lofthouse what happens. to him do we put him in a public like. jail we put him in some kind of like a. social jail of some kind what do you do. you still right you get to throw rocks. at him for a day no what we have to do. is get to the [ __ ] root of the. problem right and cut it out like a. cancer yeah but the real thing is is.

that we have to that's a big side that. means a lot I know can't fix it's hard. to fix okay you're gonna cry no it's. just it's it's just you know it's. strange to think that like because I. look the way I [ __ ] do some. [ __ ] yeah can just at a. restaurant. uh-huh [ __ ] just full-blown go on a.

tirade when it has nothing to do with me. sure number one I was born here number. two I'm not Chinese you know I don't. know where the [ __ ] it comes from the. coronavirus we do I know China I know. but I don't know where I don't know but. I don't know how it came about. yeah we don't know. No you know I think it's come from a lab. does it come from eating you know an. animal it doesn't completing animals I. proved it all right so it comes some. black lab blue hand [ __ ] up but how. does that have anything to do the rest.

of the people with me right you know so. that I walk I'll go to a park and some. guy goes hey you [ __ ] you brought the. virus go believe mm-hmm and you're like. what well you got who's you gotta go get. any a real Chinese guy and show him him. and go it's cuz of him no career yeah. I'm fine. yeah it's insane yeah but I don't even. think of I don't know what he Chinese. people um you know any Chinese sure what. yeah what's the guy from The Comedy. Store are you my brain is just a blank.

come on dude. so we don't know chi-chan hana ching. ching I said like Chi Chi it's it's time. job no honestly what's crazy no I know. I'm trying to think in my mind I swear. to God yeah I don't mind having like a. brainchild fat but that's an actor check. out that's an actor yes yeah yeah it's.

um Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Chun his. name is uh he was chant Chung King there. it is no it hasn't. okay so hyung-nim though Bing bong I. don't know I'm sorry I figured out text. somebody is I can't continue if we don't. know know but I don't I'm gonna text. someone I don't want to cut are you. gonna text em who's being I would love. to see you well let's see we could we. can call which Bing bongs name yeah yeah. no no Donna see no I know but I just. I forgot I know you would know.

chou-heung. God you why is my father's name tough on. ya. change your name cow change the chap on. right why why it sounds easy they. memorize up yeah Chow phone. chou-heung am I saying yeah no phone I. need to make sure let's call Eli Fong. Eli phone you'll have a bit Yvonne Chow. Chow we [ __ ] it up but the book put. the but the letters are right yeah and. the name the words right house.

remember chou-heung his name is funk cha. funk cha yeah yeah how is easy to. remember change funk aerophone get front. can I tell you something about that kid. what I was in New York doing like a. two-day shoot on something yeah and. somebody was like oh do you want to go. do comedy juice up at uh wherever that. was at is that not Caroline's maybe. whatever I go over there they're in the. basement a bunch of Comedy Store guys. Abbi robear's was there and funk charles.

there and and he goes uh you gonna stay. to watch my set that's not the accent. well his is like his is like each what. he's more like I'm trying to do no no. he's deeper he's all gonna stay tall. he's like guttural - now watch my set. yeah and I'd never and I'd seen him like. twice of the store but I wait in the. back I go yeah I'm gonna have a drink. and hang out he goes oh cool like he got. excited about it I said okay he goes. within SEC I'm thinking he's gonna like. easier than he is a day he's like my. mom's a fat [ __ ].

[Laughter]. he's hilarious yeah I had no idea that. he I didn't know that he was that like. aggressive and Wallachian no asian is he. is he's so asian that one time I needed. an MC for the Irvine improv yeah and I. came up to him and he bought a house. down in Irvine was like I already. learned is even worse okay I go hey this. weekend I need an emcee and I know that. you've asked to open for me over the. years huh and I'm giving you the shot he.

goes yeah but I have to walk yeah and I. go yeah but you know this is work this. is work it's a better work right I told. The Comedy Store I have to work Fridays. I go yeah but funny in America you know. me there you can you know you can tell. people yeah hey something came up I have. to in a Comedy Store obviously that's. what they want you they want you to do. that right my my word is my honor he.

says I come from a lineage line or. people we don't go against what we are. was wow I like this one I go yeah but. dude I'm not gonna. ask you again and he goes I'm not gonna. tell you again I will not cancel my wall. he didn't do it he didn't do it. I gave him a lot of credit ran but then. like six months later he comes up to me. goes I [ __ ] I was talking to a bunch of.

comedians and they told me I [ __ ] if I. if you could let me have the opportunity. to open I don't know no that's it he. goes okay he's a great deal you take him. if we win we all back up please no I'm. gonna then oh well funk cha want a we're. gonna take you how about this the first. shows that we can do together. Fung's coming with us Fung and Rudy yeah.

come on yeah Fung you don't want to. commit to it no okay I have this weird. thing where there was a whole don't one. another it was on Carnac on the show. that's for you your [ __ ] racist name. who what Asians open up for you Peter. came to open for me. mmm when Dante Chang's open from how. many years ago do these guys open for. you the last year a year and a half ago. but I had to say Peter Kim so [ __ ]. funny. that I I told him to go home why cuz he. ripped her too hard oh my god you could.

I could rip it you got nervous huh I got. a real nervous. there was this bartender at the Comedy. Store named max back in the day huh hey. five years ago up here and he was he go. hey man yeah Hollywood oh yeah. it's my dream up for you man alright. dude I'm doing Ontario improv right. this Friday yeah an MC it's 7:30 when. the show starts yeah he's not there. where are you max I'm on I'm in traffic. man.

mmm buddy I go mmm buddy yeah turn. around. bye and he a couple of months later he. quit his job there and I never saw him. again. holy [ __ ] I feel bad no you shouldn't. why cuz everybody [ __ ] do when I open. for somebody the first time I got to. open for somebody was the [ __ ] Billy. Gardell I think yeah I was at the. [ __ ] Irvine improv three days before. I was supposed to be there oh yeah I. showed up this. Sun was coming up I got to Irvine at. like 9:00 a.m. yeah and I just waited.

around I was at I went to like an Olive. Garden for lunch i sat in the parking. lot in my car yeah it should be your. number one the only thing I had to do. that day was go to the goddamn shut-eye. coffee he my go hey you want to open for. me next week cuz I'm already here I'm. already here I knew you were gonna ask. him I'm already here. he called me yesterday by the way we. talked for a long time we loved we. easily one of the funniest comedians. I've ever seen in my [ __ ] life is a. prolific joke writer constantly he's. making up making new jokes and they're.

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found my new sport I found my new sport. doing it's called and I'm gonna [ __ ] up. the name ghalichi Oh story cot cot. koliseo story chi oh okay let me explain. this sport this happens in Florence. Italy every year I saw a documentary. about this this blows my [ __ ] mind. okay it's only in Florence Italy and. it's three teams three different colors. they call it let me just back up for a. second huh this literally looks like. like Spartacus yeah like Bob even the.

saturation of the film is this a 1960s. this is 2019 but it's it's in Florence. and they don't have good technology yet. okay okay look at me when I say this. it's the most insane sport that no one. talks about because it only happens in. Florence three teams the colors of the. Italian flag your friend you're the team. you play for is the district you're born. in you're not allowed to go. I play for Liverpool oh I played no I. get to play all right right you're born. there you stay there. right yeah I like the game is a combo of. rugby soccer wrestling and fist fighting.

I'm not kidding Wow when the game starts. these men on the front line you'll see. okay they get to fistfight and whoever. goes down you get you have to stay down. until a goalless Court then you can get. back up and fight again the front line. has to fight the back line tries to. score okay watch this [ __ ] [ __ ]. [Applause]. ready to beat mr. de la and they wear.

these no rules no rules once a guy is.

down like this like these two men yeah. so the man who took him down the guy on. top is the winner that's right so the. bottom has to surrender like in. wrestling but he just has to stay over. him so the referee knows he took him. down he has to stay now until the goal. is ha. mind you this guy wants to stay down. because otherwise you get attacked by. four guy they come and beat the [ __ ]. they come and beat the [ __ ] out of you. all the meanwhile [ __ ] goal in the. back if you knock someone out and you go.

down with them but you don't you don't. go down first they're done you can get. back up and fight someone new I'll go to. missus so but once I'm down with that. other person you have to be on the. ground until the goal is scored right so. it doesn't it's not a good thing to. tackle somebody go down then well you. don't want to be taken down as well. right so that's what that happened then. yes he took him down with why don't you. so the guy that took the other guy down.

yeah has to be so he's on top of the guy. physically have to pin that right and. then it's like okay I'm down to then the. guy on the bottom would basically say. well get off me then you have to be. doesn't matter I'm covering this is what. I trained for miles away so this kind of.

the ball they were testing in the. background yeah trying to advance the. ball pass this guy right they're both. going down don't know he's he's down. he's down there they both have to state. it yeah. they're allowed to wrestle it out until. he can pin him so now watch let me. advance it to a point now it's too tacky.

let's go you want some is that the judge. the guy with that has the jacket under. the judge that's the judge right there. look at these guys the beauty of the. sport by the way yeah let me let me say. this yeah they all go get [ __ ] up. together afterwards that's what I love. they all go party because when it's over. yeah it's over. yeah they smile eh two of the guys in. the documentary one guy was from the. blue team one from the way he works with.

him okay that's after the game you and I. yeah we're all [ __ ] up hey we're. Italian yeah let's get their coats do. that and panini good to see you now good. that Bruce Bruce you know but you know. what it's good to see ya cuz I want to.

be there it doesn't matter that's what I. like to be hey I can't get on top of my. wife are you fluent oh I'm not gay I'm. not gay either. but you gyrated yes and I kiss your lips. is no rules. there is a rule that against the. ordinances no it's a no rules you know. for me I'm gonna say I'm gonna stay. no come on my belly let me buy you a. drink okay these guys beat the life out. of each other here I'll turn the volume.

down on this you didn't you hear the. announcers but so these guys just beat. the [ __ ] out of each other until the. ball can be advanced holy [ __ ] I mean. it's a console when you say gladiator. that's what it is yeah this is this is. look at the guys bleeding Oh bleeding. can't do that one of the guys in. documentary had a had a documentary. called uh uh ah [ __ ] I'm so it's called. Calise no Collegio story top story to. see al CI underwater city oh yeah I have. to watch it should there's a documentary. on Netflix I think it's called home game. or something like that.

home game might be right but here story. CHEO storage storage oh I wish I knew. how to say that caliche historico. historical caliche colleague gist Oh. Riko peerless is in an early form of. football originated in the 16th century. Italy once widely played the sport is. thought to have started in the piazza. santa croce that's right once in the. Florence square Wow that's what I said. keep moving what else does it say in. there does it tell you that's it wait. yeah and it only takes place in Florence.

and this happens every year these guys. come back and they've beat the [ __ ] out. of each other every single year here we. go in Italian let me spell @c Alic oh. right God chill star eco calcio storico. I was not that far off very good could. your town you should [ __ ] know that. no I shouldn't know what he said what. what did you see you saw three seasons. of alone and you [ __ ] loved it I saw. the one that's on Netflix phenomenal. I've started the new season. oh I'm four episodes in dude so good.

so [ __ ] good are you watching it rude. license oh my god she just sits there on. her days off just sits there on the bed. and just with her iPad yeah and just. watches 16 hours of anime I don't know. what that does to the mind rots it yeah. maybe or or are you gonna be an. illustrator one day can you draw no oh. well [ __ ] what are you doing I saw. season 4 season 6 and I'm starting the.

season 7 and I'm gonna say alone is so. good it's good it's it's so good it's so. good it's so good but I think one of the. seasons a guy that was that you thought. would never be would never win one yes. so it's a lot of it is you know it's not. necessary skill oh no no it's a lot of. it is mental fortitude right and also. you get these medical tests people that. have seen the show if you don't pass the. medical test you could feel great and be.

doing great if they see that your body. is eating away at your fat I'm sorry. your muscle yeah they might take you but. I would love to try Bob I'm not saying. that I'm gonna last two or three days. how long do I mean you I just want to. why I do I want to see if I can last 48. hours. how about this yeah we should set. something up we'll have we'll have the. crew set something up where you and I go. and we spend one come to 24 hours alone. in Joshua Tree yeah and all we've got is.

a sleep with the 10 things I want the 10. thing no you can't end because we're. going for one day I still need the 10. things anyway no tarp I need my machete. no you do get a mush it will get nice. can I get a cooking pan yes and a fire. starter I get space-age food no space. food from the [ __ ] astronauts one can. of beans you know the astronauts have. dried freeze all right dippin dots. that's where that came from one knife. one tent. knife tent firestarter can of beans.

that's all you get a little can of beans. no food okay you're gonna hunt our food. you're gonna eat you're gonna eat your. trap Joshua trees the desert there's. nothing out there I'll trap something. okay yeah yeah knife firestarter a pot. or a pan yeah water cuz there's no water. Shore some tiny wire wire you need. 10-pound wire 20-pound wire to set my. traps yeah okay that's five what else. and then I need I need a snake stick I.

expected that could take a spear you. have to you have to make that oh you. have to make that okay okay what else do. I need uh then you get to bring the. water no you have to there's no water. source what you can't there's no waters. go to a place where there's a water. source because I've learned through. naked and afraid and through alone how. to do it what do you do to the water you. find in a lake. well some lake is some rivers like tell. your story my my dad and my family went. to u7t mm-hmm and I was probably maybe.

eight or nine years old went to Yosemite. and there was no bottle of water back. then. No so we ride long and my I was thirsty. yeah dad can we stop somewhere because. I'm thirsty. you could no there's no place to stop. okay I'm so thirsty. he put his pulls over and we go to this. field with this lake. mmm right but it's like the lake as a. pond or mom yeah it's a pond right drink. and you didn't know yes I drinks out of. the [ __ ] pond you could have got.

dysentery and died in the hospital. no [ __ ] I almost died. What did he say he goes you said you. would I go he doesn't know any better. yeah I know that the water has to be. flowing or sometimes when you take a. lake. you dig another hole so that the water. flows into the other hole it filters out. the soil bacteria can sand but bacteria. can still get in there right but then I. would boil it you have to boil it so I. would boil the water okay right and then.

I'll and because of a loan I would set. little traps Yeah right that take a rock. it'll stick you know put like a you know. skittles or something do you think no. not skittles or whatever whatever lures. the animal you do know you're just when. they set those traps up Austin being a. Boston one Boston Bigelow Boston beans. yes one Boston be handy yeah I know. everything everything loves that you're. gonna put it right down there right. there and put a little thing yeah and. then a heavy rock right yeah have you. brought in the mouse well good Boston.

bean and and then his a fat hip will hit. the [ __ ] stick crush right I don't. know how to gut an animal well that's. super important because how are you but. well I I bet I make assumptions oh you. might know yeah so what I was it was. take a Swiss Army knife. yeah right and I would first to see I. would shake it first. shake them the mouse to see if it was. dead oh can you hear the Boston big beam. rattling around inside yeah but if I. like this I want you know I would stick.

it back in the rock and just walk away. when you just crack its neck no I would. do I would we'll do it. oh you couldn't do that yeah Rudy could. you crack an animal's neck if you had to. eat it if you knew you're gonna eat it. could you just crack a little rabbit's. neck and so my grandma so I would take. the rat you know it shake it. yes right and immediately I would just. take the dick no take the dick off why. why the day I don't want to eat it the.

dick is the dick you wanna don't want it. up you would what if there's lot of. protein I don't I don't want the thing. it's like I'd take to dig out it. probably is inside their body. I would I know where a dick you. generally is on any animal you blow on. their nose the dick pops out oh really. no I would do that so then I would gut. it I would take a Army knife and take. the belly that's where I slice it open. and I would peel the skin off right you. have to see you have to skin it cuz you. want to keep the skin yeah so I try to.

peel the skin off the best I could. yeah right and then I would cut it down. the middle. mm-hmm and just take everything that I. can from the inside all of the organs. yeah hey would you eat the heart in the. liver no you're supposed to I won't. well I don't know which one is good. right you don't want to get tastiest. portion with the meat is gonna be the. best right so I'll just take them and. then I would stick a stick through you. know mean and it's and I was just like a. rotisserie chicken over the fire all. right yeah maybe we should go maybe we.

should set something up the bad friends. in the desert snake I don't know how to. do well I'm not eating a snake press. snake there's like it doesn't taste yeah. but are you in a survival situation you. could you they do eat snake some of them. but I'd rather just eat vegetation if I. can find it. yeah I have to get a book on what herbs. to eat what and what you can because you. get some berries and you could get. [ __ ] up from yeah we're certain frogs. if you use the colorful wasn't that. poisonous if there was like a gay frog. there you know be like at the frogs are. gay frog frogs are like yeah yeah I'm a.

frog and they have like purple they have. a whole thing they'll just show they go. ribbit ha ha ha ha frog and so I don't. to get [ __ ] high yeah we don't get. diarrhea ly sick did you just fart yeah. in the middle of stop it this isn't a. big room I know I get really gassy can.

we call fancy B. [Music]. what's the day what happened today. wow you guys like yeah you you're. excited to about you like 13 we're so. excited about your life today what a.

special feeling I had at my god yes I go. through this is a monumental moment here. hmm. what is going on July 13th and I thought. maybe there's some sort of historical. revelant relevance about the day is. there any revelant about today there's. tons of rambling some I'm gonna tell you. this yeah this is very important huh so. in 2016 forty years ago on July 13 Prime. Minister David Cameron resign from his. duties at the UK holy crap because of.

brexit the UK Wow Bob that's important. that's that's important what else. happened today. well like 35 years ago in 1985 then Vice. President Bush became acting president. for one day because Ronald Reagan was. right surgery I remember that I remember. that Wow I think it tastes it tastes. power then and then yeah you got a. hungry for what else did anything else. crazy happen yeah.

47 years ago in 1973 uh-huh and they. investigators for the 108 discovered I. remember that yeah I remember that what. a good yeah they discover that Nixon had. a secret yeah what Democratic Democratic. Building yeah did anything else happen. today yeah sorry anything else happened. today I miss like 200 this is my. favorite and this was why I got really.

interested in this day Italy created a. car company yes the decayed the Italian. with the Hat yeah that's right I know. that too the National Guard I thought. yesterday yeah yeah um I have a question. who the [ __ ] yeah holds a mic like that. well how easy these pin Qing it yeah. hold it how you hold your penis how do. you hold your penis that's how you hold. it like how you hold it. very nice bueno bueno bueno I know.

baño okay so look um today in history. that was an important day you did a. great job it's really good to see you. back on the show guys yeah good to see. you guys we miss you okay yeah I'm. missing you but we have been missing you. but we've got Rudy in here now so I. don't know if we're ever gonna see you. again live you is there be honest is.

there any resentment toward Rudy be. honest honest well there it is there it. is here with it yeah okay yeah yeah what. is it what is the resentment just get it. out what might as well get it out in the. open he called me and he was like we. were having a discussion about the show. and he's like he's getting a little. heated. he's like why do you need it so fast I. are trying my best another and I'm like. yo you just need a nice egg why don't. you have that [ __ ] in there do it for. you and I'm like what Wow he said why.

don't you have that [ __ ] yeah you know. you're not you're no you're not our. favorite foreigner yeah no no we'll take. a Filipino any day of the week. sorry man they're just yeah she's nicer. than you she's cooler than you she. doesn't talk back don't you talk back. right and you run your mouth sometimes. pal yeah you get a little comment a in. here I'd smack your out okay yeah have. you really yeah your director right he's.

a director a writer producer and and. yeah when are we gonna do that short of. film with me and Andrew yeah what have. you written that script yet well you. mean you could be surprised. I have prepared not a shirt but a. feature for the two of you with Carlos. Vera he's got a future Laura I love. Carlos yeah I love Carlos Allah he's the. best what did you have with Carlos. Herrera yeah huh okay good been working. with him yeah it's oh I can't wait let's. wait what does Kim even give me the.

premise of the of the movie yeah. is that horror teen comedy where you. know Bobby's 36. and like imagine like something like. Superbad me it's Friday the 13 okay. is a bunch of friends I mean do two guys. and some of your comedic friends playing. teenagers in high school obviously. there's a role for Rudy there and and. you know there's like a murderer on the.

board and while they try to lose their. virginity around prom night and they. have multitude also to solve this murder. on campus so me and by the way lose our. virginity so we play high schoolers I. think we could do it yeah yeah we look. like high school no no no I know we. don't but I think that'd be funny if. more the inside I shaved my mustache. maybe right cut my hair yeah we put a. lot of makeup on still not gonna work. yes I think of all Eric Griffin like.

could be a bully pushes you play like. the janitor or the principal all right. the magical janitor you know you know. how sometimes like you know was that. golfy woman with Will Smith there's. always a magical guy the Bagger Vance. yeah let's read The Green Mile I love. the black guy yeah yeah oh so he's our. magical place a magical guy he doesn't. really exist B he's the janitor of the. school he just okay he's something he's.

at the school well what if he's like an. object an animal job like what if he's a. lot of talking Locker you know in the. vents up top of the things I've talked. he's like you late to class again that'd. be fun. Andres I like this I want to read this. script I'm excited okay okay well look. we love you give us a kiss give us one. big long kiss ready that's not long. enough. there it is all right buddy love you so. much bye baby.

- see you guys you hate that guy alone. I'll tell you Rudy hates him yeah yeah. yeah she does yeah you do you know it's. funny I love him to death last couple of. days I've been asking Rudy what's the. matter yeah because she when she looks. at me or she's in the kitchen she just. has a. glum vibe about her what's going on root. and I go what's going on she goes I'm. fine she's plotting to [ __ ] kill you. dude I'm not sharpening knives there's.

something going on what so can you talk. about what don't do I thought I think. about the boys that are the same now. something great happened the other day. what happened can we talk about it real. quick yeah okay so you know that her. real father biological father Bill Gates. no no he's he's some Filipino dude who. when he was seven years old he started.

his own family and hasn't really seen it. hasn't seen Giuliana mmm-hmm since then. yeah and last night was it or two nights. ago he reached out to you on Facebook. yeah and he said he wanted to talk to. you what did you say and and she said. okay and they had a conversation to the. mic real close the name of this show. should we get closer to the mind yeah. wait a minute whoa sir to the mic how. was it Jules was a did you it was it.

weird did you enjoy it. it was awkward yeah I forgot his voice. you ain't seen him since you were seven. yeah and so so did you video chat or. just on Facebook video chat no when he. reached out to you on Facebook were you. apprehensive were you like I don't want. to talk to this guy cuz he hasn't really. reached out before um I was curious but. then I also don't want to talk because I. don't know it's weird yeah yeah that is.

it is it is weird I have a friend who. was adopted and he didn't want to meet. his yeah you get you I would assume you. there's some sort of resentment. resentment or cinnamon issues yeah cuz. it's like why'd you [ __ ] leave yeah. if you like no but I wanted me it's like. well so do you guys did you speak in. English to each other or no English oh. really going forth yeah this is English. good yeah has he been in the United. States before no but he's been in Korea.

why in Korea because his wife is Korean. oh he started it yeah those are like. Koreans from the island of Cebu huh it's. like I don't know his new wife because. your mother they knew him they met when. they were really young yeah was what was. that did you want to cry or no no I was. just laughing dude that they say that. that's what psychopaths do when they're. I know they just laugh instead of. Thrones Jules Jules see how there's this.

much space yes see others is this much. space between the mic and my mouth eat. the mic you have to eat the mic get. closer closer it's already closed there. that's fine that's good so we have her. [ __ ] levels turned all the way up. just so we can capture hide I know. because she goes like this. ask me a question I'm Rudy go ahead ask. me a question go how's it going. I know yeah. all right so you so it wasn't as painful. as you thought it was gonna be yeah are.

you gonna speak again he really wants to. talk to me and you're you don't got a. relationship yeah let me tell you. something you're a grown up you don't. have to do anything you don't want to do. if you don't want a relationship with. him you can say no for now and revisit. it later I think it's different you. shouldn't feel pressure I think it's. different because um. her stepfather I know he's been to our. house you like your stepdad he loved you. that's her dad right that's yeah you. have no yeah sokka Lila's sister honey. right what a name is Rudy's so close.

your aunt yeah yes my girlfriend and. Giovanni is the husband or dad right oh. that's a great name they've had wait. what one two three other children so. your brothers and your sisters are with. you four others well the fourth one. isn't real right adopted but still are. you well it's a real person. they just keep it with Facebook well. yeah they keep it away from people yeah. Saeko get closer to the bike get closer. to the mic she's wandering yeah it goes.

straight ahead like this you drive me. crazy okay good and so um I don't think. that she has any kind I think she's okay. with it because she you know she doesn't. really view the guy as her dad right so. right yeah yeah he's been. so you and when we talked after you got. we talked right after you were having. the conversation with them and you you. seemed to okay. yeah almost happy yeah so you're happy. about it. yeah all right good well I want to see.

where this relationship continues I want. to see if you actually if you guys. actually get along which I can if you. get on with him can I show you something. you tell me if you think give me your. assessment on this pretty lady what do. you say about this lady she's the first. trans woman I had I looked at this a. thousand times. I was like that's not that was not a guy. before this is the first trans person in. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Wow. I looked at it a thousand times I was.

like they're lower down I wanna see what. the legs look like the penis. oh the legs yeah look at that [ __ ]. face yeah she's pretty I was like. there's that was never a guy there's no. chance mm-hmm would you yeah you're. single yeah yeah me too yeah yeah you. nuts. yeah I mean if there's a if there's a PP. it'd be weird. it'd be hard you would suck the PP it'd. be weird if that you would if if her. penis was bigger than mine I'd be so. bummed I know but you would do it anyway.

incredible first pretty monumental. behind that's pretty wild that's. congratulate Valentina Latinas sake oh. hi yo I'm gonna look her up the first. transgender model appear in Sports. Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and is. better-looking than all my exes by a. landslide thank you for being a bad. friend even [ __ ] say no you've got it.

you're gonna do it on your own now now. you're gonna do it. on your own cuz you [ __ ] that up you. [ __ ] it up thank you for being a bad. friend. that's great art program love it alright. [Music].