No Tater Tots In Spain! | Ep 40 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots. white dude i'm an asian dude you two. are disgusting well you two or something. we're bad. friends i have the iphone 13. it doesn't. exist. i know that's how cool i am. okay i know a guy that has a time. machine what's his name. salvador da law sabra. all right he's a spain futurist oh yeah.

yeah yeah yeah and he can time travel. between. different time periods that's what time. traveling is right right. and um well last night i was watching a. movie. it's an indonesian movie i get a knock. on my bedroom door. his weird accent he's from the future. and i go um. what's up and he was there was a glow. like he's knocking but there's a glow. too. right and i could see that he's glowing. like. it wasn't the kind it was a pinkish.

orangish. bright light so it's like my no it's. better okay. it's more prominent ah and he goes like. waved it right and then i waved my hand. like this. and it appeared in my hand. that's what the iphone 13 does. wow yeah it transports can i tell you. what i did the other day what. i hit someone's car with my car. that's not have anything to do with. iphones yes it is.

what happened i hit the car and iphones. fell out. it was an apple car. [Laughter]. it was yeah wow that's why i got the new. one that's how you got it yeah. you hid an apple car apple car yeah. right. i've seen those on the road they're all. over the place right you hit them as. hard as you can. i saw it and i hit the gas because it's. a run on iphone 12s. it run it runs on 10 and 11. oh it does. i i got that. and they have 12 and 13 inside i got. that normal people are walking around. with the. with the 12 like it's cool the 13 is.

what we've got the cool the new one. that's not even out yet yeah but you. know it's like. whenever these things come out you go. what is it. what's the real improvement here nothing. they do. one little thing i know we got a new. filter for you on the camera. it costs a thousand dollars it just. isn't the same. it isn't it used to be a remember i said. that to i got into an argument with an. apple employee. and he was like just being rude yeah and. i was like you know this place went to. [ __ ] when that guy died.

apple was so much cooler out loud yeah. yeah well he died from that [ __ ]. stupid cancer. yeah cancer as you said no well yes. cancer is stupid sure. i said when that guy when steve jobs. died apple went put yeah it's true. how inventive was it back in the day oh. so cool yeah. and then at some point when he died they. were like um. we'll put out a watch and you're like a. what. yeah or i hate when they go this is the. new phone and then you're like what is.

it and then. see the cover it extends or like it. wraps around like the screen's in the. back too. so what like who gives a [ __ ] yeah i. don't care i don't want to do this no. it's i want to look at the front keep it. right here. well you know what they did now on the. new phone you don't get um. you don't get a charger anymore yeah you. get the cable but you don't get the. the wall block yeah but the wall but the. but the cable they give you is usbc not. usb not the old one so the old little. blocks that you have. yeah gone i mean you could still use.

them. with the same fire thing but so they. don't they want you to buy their new. usbc. uh wall chargers and no headphones. right they're bastards about that why no. headphones i like the wire headphones. i still like them yeah i like the wire. ones but i also. hate the fact that like my ipad doesn't. charge on the. mobile one does yours wait my ipad. for this one my my ipad doesn't charge. on this. uh charger what seriously yeah.

is it the oh wait i don't know what the. [ __ ] but it's like i gotta get two. different ones. my ipad my new i got one and it charges. on this thing. this thing is the same now it is i think. so i don't know. i don't know because i just put the. wires out. i have there's an apple charger in every. port in my house yeah and then the. iphone also makes you. feel like you have to lie to it all the. time when you're driving. yeah and it says this phone won't turn. on unless. because you're driving are you driving. then you press and you say i'm not.

driving i'm not driving but i am driving. here i mean so you have to lie to it. yeah i'm not driving right. meanwhile i'm playing candy crush the. whole time the whole time when i'm. driving like this. why do you make me lie you know do you. enable location services this is a real. big debate whether or not do you let. apple do you send data back to apple oh. yeah. i want to know i want them to know where. i am they do. good they know regardless if i'm lost if. like for instance. let's say this okay one day i just. vanished from the face of the earth. please. okay no a lot of people feel no no no no.

that's fine no okay but. and then it's like and all of a sudden i. wake up i get knocked knocked. unconscious. and i'm in the desert where were you. with that night that it happened do you. remember. oh yeah i was at a rave in ramona oh. you're the raven vermont. oh yeah so there's a city named ramona. by my when i live i grew up in poway. yeah and the town north of us i think it. was. was a town called i've never been there. but i was in a raven ramona. uh-huh right and i'm you know i have. glow sticks. right i don't know what to do.

i'm doing it right i'm doing it i'm. doing it and then i hear. zap zap zap zap right i hear a bunch of. zaps ooh. and all of a sudden i black out i open. my eyes. and i'm in a desert mojave desert mahavi. that's what i said right that's what you. said yeah yeah that's what i said so. you're in the mojave desert. desert and who's around you no one and. i'm in a shack. oh you're in a shack but you're safe in.

the middle of no if there's no. there's no walls oh there's no walls. it's like a sh it's a gazebo gazebo it's. not. yeah my bad which can be nice depending. on who it is there's also a bed. right and i wake up a twin a single a. single bed. right i wake up and i'm completely naked. okay and i have an eye my iphone's on my. chest. just perfectly in the cavern of your. cavern on my chest and you. when you wake up in the desert in a. gazebo you make a certain noise i don't. know if you've ever been in that.

no what is it oh yeah. like calming really oh it's no okay. it's more like. scared yeah yeah so i'm. you know i mean i don't know where i am. oh i was in a [ __ ] rave in ramona. right right and then all of a sudden um. but then all of a sudden you hear. drones oh car yeah you're not drawing. sorry yeah not at all the noise sounded.

like a drone to be fair. that's because it's from far oh the car. far away yeah because the drone. i get what you're saying if there was a. drone near me it would sound like. you wouldn't hear a drone 10 miles away. yeah you would. you might you're right you're absolutely. correct yeah it is you're right yeah but. this is what a car sounds far far away. yeah. that's what it is that's what i mean. yeah small hum why don't you do the. sound effects oh well. in my story okay here we go yeah but you. know what i know what that is.

you know what i know what it is it's the. apple car. they're on the way to rescue exactly and. they show up and they go. mr lee yeah thank you for turning on. your lips thank you for tuning in. and then location services it does work. and they put you in the car and they go. you bet. yeah and i'm in the car with what apples. yeah but 12s and 13s new apples. wow do you have an iphone rudy yeah yeah. she's an iphone too.

that's all they have in the phone you. have to still crank it yeah yeah. no no no it's an xr what's that which. one. a 10 10 10. yeah it's a 10 yeah extra. regular yeah it's an extra regular phone. the xr. wait 10 is it's x x 10 right x is 10 x. means 10 and. yeah roman numerals yeah yeah she plays. her mobile. legends on it she likes to get on her. instagram you know kid stuff did you. ever okay this is a good question for. your generation did you watch quibby. do you know what quibby is no that says. everything you need to know of why they.

went bankrupt yeah do you know what they. are i just did this. that thing i did was a quibby thing oh. was yeah they just they're just bankrupt. right they're done. so it's not gonna come out the thing i. did i mean. it's over i mean the quibby is dissolved. like it's going to be i mean i don't i. i think that the app is still running. but i mean they're they're leveling. billboard. billboard who's that he's you should. know it's like me not knowing who ben. bong is. ben fong bambong i call gen that's ken. jong what we call him ben bongo. that's like me not knowing ben bonham.

ken jong's got more shows on television. than anybody i've ever seen he's hosting. a new. show yeah but um so i i'll talk about in. a second but um. no i'm really concerned now because bill. burr. um produced it has a sketch show on. quibby. and then a bunch of us did the sketch. show yeah so that's not gonna come out. then. maybe i mean quibby is for to my. understanding quibby is no more. can we talk about you going to zion or. no i'm not going to zion. where are you going zion is in the movie.

the matrix correct. uh zion the national forest is that. where we're going. oh i didn't know yeah well how do you. not know where you're going let's go to. the desert. zion is in the desert joshua tree. joshua tree and zion aren't the same. thing are they close. no we're going to zion instead of. joshua tree i just know we're going to. the desert. see this family wait wait when i said. zion.

right when he just designed and you. agreed with him she just she just said. no no no no no get your mic to the mouth. you agreed with him did you understand. what he was saying i thought zion was. in joshua tree yeah but zion is not. so we're going to joshua tree right so. we're not going to zion. yeah why are you laughing. this poor girl hasn't got any sleep of. days so you're going to zion or joshua. tree where are you going. joshua tree i thought you said zion. george didn't you say zion.

he said what j tree jewish tree you know. joshua tree oh okay well josh could be a. jew it's a jewish yeah yeah yeah. yeah i guess it could be true yeah so. you're going to joshua tree which is in. california zion is in utah two different. completely different places a five-hour. difference. yeah i'm not going if if i were going to. utah i would not be going. it's beautiful out there but sure it's. beautiful with the lakes and all that. stuff but i'm not going. the utah lakes whatever yeah i'm not. gonna go no no so what are you going to. joshua tree for wow. wow well that's an interesting question.

it's there to connect with spirituality. in the natures. two things you don't do and i'm trying. and i'm gonna tell you something right. now there's a peaceful. um there's a peaceful feeling out there. there's a piece. there's nothing going wait a minute. there. you don't know are you guys staying in a. glamping thing you're doing like a. glamping hut. yeah we always stay in like a trailer. house. out there and there's always um filipino. games we play like chikicha. you know and um it's pretty much chiki.

cha. and then eating uh what's chiki cha i. don't even understand it but it's a game. where you have to get rid of all your. cards. can you explain it i'm not really good. at chiki cha. tituba is good so i don't know how to. explain it better i'm pretty good at it. i'm trying to go into the [ __ ]. details of how a complicated how do you. know the fans don't want to know what. chicky chaw is. okay okay chicka cho is this all right. everyone. it inherently sounds like a racist card. game name what do you mean chicky chaw. get down in that hole chicka cho what. are you guys playing chicky chow. yeah chasing with each other around the.

desert chicken chow look what i did i. hung about 15 chicken chubs in that one. tree. [Laughter]. right you see the chicken chill came to. town we gonna kick him out yeah. but um yeah it's it's a card game and. then what else do i do. what i'm gonna bring my is am i gonna. bring my new game boy and probably start. a new farm on stardew valley to really. connect with nature. the game boy out there you mean game boy. nintendo's game boy is back. not game boy um switch oh. yeah nintendo switch 40 years difference. of games whatever.

i miss game boy i love game boy yeah i'm. gonna bring my switch out there and then. there's gonna be a lot of arguing. yeah about come on bob let's go on the. [ __ ] trail. not gonna happen i have to go but then. it's like i complain a lot how many. people are going in total. ten ten ten yeah okay. but um the four of us is going to stay. in one. house and then the other uh yeah who's. wait who's four. me you kalila and me no. roger matas but he called us gonna sleep.

with atiku linda so i'm sleeping by. myself. yeah why because i thi kowinda does it. have. renzo the dog no yeah yeah renzo the dog. her partner yeah who's a dog which is. sad it's called. and i'm not for it me neither yeah yeah. but they rub coochies. together it's fun but um. don't you want to sleep alone yeah i. love sleeping alone i do. i hate sleeping in the same way on the. road and like finally like just in your.

own hotel by yourself oh my gosh oh my. god dude and i have like i put candy on. the [ __ ] bed. you know what i just talked to somebody. about this today about eating in bed. yeah eating in bed is my favorite thing. on earth i'll go to some convenience. store and i'll get like fruits. and candy yeah and some breads yeah and. i'll just. lay them all over the bed yeah right. that's an indian style. i'll turn on some native american style. my bad. latinx i said sit next time. sure and i um it's i just.

crumbs all over the back peanut butter i. don't give a [ __ ]. right yeah and i wake up with just [ __ ]. on my face you know what i mean. and sometimes i'll sleep at nine in the. morning you'll sleep you'll go to bed at. night in the morning. well they got the blackout curtains it's. the best do you have blackout curtains. in your room. at home um. i don't know what it is but light seeps. through it drives me crazy. you know what you can do for like three. dollars on amazon. you can buy the stuff that we've got. here in the studio and you put it on the.

windows it's just black and it doesn't. look good though. no no no no no no no no no no no. no it's only you only cut it covers up. windows. and it and it doesn't look good though. on the windows oh who cares. know and the windows that i have it's in. your bedroom it's the wall window oh. the whole wall is a window oh right so. it's a whole thing. oh that's a nightmare we have those we. have a button that you press. when it gets stuck wait that'll be fun. for you to deal with i'll already. replace it twice. oh it gets unraveled right and then you.

have to. oh it's the worst so that we're getting. the house painted right now. inside parts of the place inside the. house and i painted a lot when we first. moved in i did a lot of handy work but. then at some point you're like i can't i. don't want to. it's way too hard too much room to paint. and um the guy today i go uh he's. cleaning out a brush. and i go oh hey the hose is right there. yeah and he goes the what i go the hose. is right there because he was using like. cups of water. yeah and he goes oh the host oh.

okay okay and then he goes i'm not. kidding i'm not making this up yeah. i'm saying he's telling me he's mexican. huh. huh is he mexican he's korean that's. what he sounds like yeah okay. okay okay yeah yeah little korean guy. yeah and i. i think he knows that i'm saying use the. hose to clean the. your brushes and stuff on the side of. the house all good. don't use cups of water he goes. gets the hose i go back i'm putting the. dog in the other room and giving her.

food and as i pass the window i see him. he's drinking out of the hose. i'm not kidding so that's what he. thought you meant i think so. yeah hrp didn't even want to do it he. was just like. you meet the minister he said he says to. the other guy goes he made me drink out. of the whole thing. yeah i think he maybe he was still. cleaning but he had a drink but i. then i was like no you guys can have. water in here i gave them bottles of. water and gatorade real good. what good water yeah i gave them [ __ ]. i gave them good water and gatorade what. if they use that as the pay for the. painting.

he probably did but but when he when he. he was drinking the water and then i. kind of looked at him. and you know when you make eye contact. and he's watching me while he's drinking. yeah. and i i stopped and i was like oh [ __ ]. and i had to keep moving. because i didn't want to make another. conversation out of it so. now i'm afraid that he thinks i was. making him drink hose water. oh and then it's like he's gonna be in. like. republicans uh voters against trump and. do a video. he's like i was painting his house right. up there the news the news is gonna be.

in front of my house yeah i'm gonna vote. ktla. channel channel 9 news we're here. outside of andrew santino's house. israel tell us what happened well the. man the orange head man. he's definitely a trump sport he's. orange like trump yeah. he's a bad guy he made me drink hose. water by the way hose water is fine to. drink it's not. yes it is can i tell you something that. happened and yeah you haven't noticed it. yet. but so we've had construction inside our. house. all week i know with the barricade our.

our doors with to go out we. we don't cross with them sure but. at nights when they leave i can go out. into the living room and look at their. work. handiwork and and some [ __ ] i don't. know who. had where he was eating hash browns from. like. mcdonald's oh i love those i know but he. lo. he spilled it and there's now a hash. brown. in the house you haven't seen it. and it's been there for like a week and. a half well how come you don't pick it. up i refuse.

to it's right whose job is it the. mexican guy rudy oh. okay no the guy that dropped it right. and it's now. decaying why don't you say something i. don't even know whose. hash brown it is do you know how to say. can you clean up your hashbrowns. i don't even know how to say that in his. hispanic language well let's find out. because i just got the new translator. app on my iphone. and let's see i wanted to say can you. pick up. the hash brown on the floor please. okay here we go let's hear what it is in. spanish. it is.

wow wow hey andres is that we have a. resident in here a resident b. is that real everything except for the. hash brown what is hash brown. we don't have that word that's what she. said that's why she said she said how. she said hashtag. she said yeah what's maron nothing. no she was saying hash brown let's hear. what she said we're just pronouncing it. in spanish. [Laughter]. so what did she say can you pick up the.

the can you pick up the. blank from the floor. yeah what's hash maroon you're spanish. maybe in mexico it means. hashbrown you're spanish maybe in. mexican it means hash brown. no but i'm just saying you know i know. that spain spanish mexico spanish. different correct. that they might have different slang. words i'm agreeing with you okay so. so maybe you're wrong andres maybe. hashmaron does mean. yeah yes yes you're right well how about. this um dude. why don't you go back to spain whoa no.

oh my god come back too. but go back to spain and maybe [ __ ]. get get all the scholars together yeah. get them and. [ __ ] create a word for hash brown. yeah you really should you guys not. everything no hash browns in [ __ ]. spain [ __ ] face. are there hashtags fries fries. they're not fries fries they're not. fries oh yes i'm making them like that. so you think so everything that's fried. potato is a fried. it's a fry what what about tater tots.

you guys have tater tots. oh [ __ ] you. what a dumb country all right so what a. uninventive country. yeah you know they they look at a potato. fries fries. everything is fried that's it you want. to bake it no fry fry yeah what do you. call baked potato [ __ ] face. wait a minute for real you don't have. tater tots we don't you've had them here. in the united states. yes do you have curly fries.

no no no do you wait a minute no no no. do you have them. but you refuse to create a name for them. like they cut it into it like they know. how to make it yeah right and this is. called. there it is fries fries. so the kind of fries that you have right. yeah. are they thin like mcdonald's are they. steak fries right. we have them both okay oh you're. bragging now yeah yeah yeah yeah now. you're getting a lot of. we have them both [ __ ] you we also have. tater tots we have words all over our.

clothes. andres do you guys have shoestring fries. do you know what that is i do they're. super super thin yes we. do you do what do you call those we call. them. what is they do have. straw fries raw fries straw fries. okay so that does work all right so but. but the the no tater tot thing and no. curly fries really uh. grinds my gears bud i think that's. annoying that you don't have that they. have that kind of stuff in the. philippines right.

we don't have tater tots. yeah but i think in their case you know. um they have like fried frog leg. raycon oh my god uh andrew um yeah i. love listening to music. same and the my favorite um earbud. yeah to listen to music is right raycon. yeah you know why. because it's slick it looks good it's. easy to change the songs. and i feel like they're better than all. the other ones look not only. are they more comfortable in my ears i.

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you out how do you spell it. b-a-l-u-t yeah so basically what it is. it's a duck egg. okay but you know how like in america. we have duck eggs here i know but when. we eat duck eggs right. we don't eat it you know i mean eight. months. into it's you know i mean cycle oh it's. it's an aborted duck egg pretty much. like there's a baby in there and they. are eating it early yes. uh right so i'm going to show you what.

they look like. so when you open it up right. it's a duck it's a baby duck it's a baby. duck but they it's a street food. yeah it's like what we would have like. you know hot dogs and you and you bite. into the duck. but it's the head and everything yeah so. they do this oh no no. oh i'm just crazy i know that's what. they do. don't do that i'm gonna throw up i don't. wanna see it. [Laughter]. oh my god you do that yeah yeah wait. there's the bones in there.

but it's still soft oh. feathers feathers so you're like we'll. go today. the feathers out of your mouth right so. when you eat the balloon right. you can literally taste the feathers. yeah oh my god right and then you. probably crunch down. that that was the eyeball oh yeah can. you taste you can. well but what about okay so the internal. organs are not fully grown yeah it's not. yeah yeah. but you put uh like sauce in it oh it's. double that.

that makes it better yeah eating babies. yeah yeah yeah. that's crazy what's the sauce um vinegar. and you put like baby duck juice. what we do is we take the baby duck. right grind it vinegar and what. um vinegar and soy sauce. vinegar and soy sauce yeah jesus christ. have you eaten balut are you out of your. mind now. i won't do it when we go there i go hey. let's try balloon. and no one in the car would ever they're.

not everyone's even them the filipinos. like ah. because they've all tried it though yeah. what like one when's the first time. dude when you're a kid does everybody. eat it when you're a kid yeah like as a. snack yeah everyone's excited about it. when you're young yeah when you're young. when you get older nobody like your mom. doesn't eat it. yeah no no well what's the excitement. though it's like boba. it's not like boba yeah because when you. when you know a bobo ball pops it's the. same as a little duck head from a. balloon a duck skull. with a brain in it but they pretend that.

it's like boba yeah they don't think. it's a duck head what do you like what. do you think when you eat it do you. think it's a little baby duck. no we just see it as like an egg yeah. you think it's an egg yeah all right so. if i had a balloon right now. and you were hungry you would eat it. yeah oh wow the. juice in it is really good. [Laughter]. oh my god dude oh my god but is it good. without all the stuff. yeah so it's good on its own because i. feel the same way about like you don't. like i bet you you don't like oysters. i love oysters do you under your [ __ ].

mind okay okay. together do you eat oysters without. anything on it yes. okay some people some people have to. have. uh uh tabasco and um. uh uh horseradish and all that stuff you. can just go. i can do that and have i been known to. put tabasco yeah. i mean everybody does everybody does but. i'm saying but you like them raw too i. love. anything raw in that way really yeah. octopus well i won't eat octopus.

at that one documentary but i used to. eat octopus what documentary. my octopus teacher someone what is that. what is it. you have to watch it my octopus teacher. yeah it's on netflix you see it. yeah yeah what is it oh my god dude. it'll break your [ __ ] heart i'm. already breaking. so it's like this um south african um he. i guess he's a um video journalist like. he does like. natural geographic [ __ ] you know i mean. in in the tundra and. he's been doing that all his life and he. got sick and tired of it so he.

went home he decided to quit and. live in his house that he grew up in. which is right on the coast of south. africa. and so what he would do every day is go. into the water and he had equipment but. he would go free diving. but he would and he would film things. you know i mean like under our sea. creatures. sure but one day he runs across a little. octopus. and um at first like octopus would see. him because he'd be just this white man. floating in there right.

and it would scurry away but eventually. what happens is the octopus recognizes. him. and pull out his hand and shake his hand. no way. yeah and then they became friends. and they would and the octopus would. come out of its little hole. and go onto the guy's chest. and just sleep there just cut it out no. i'm kidding you i'm not kidding you. they were friends right yeah and the. octopus would get excited to see him so. it has that kind of um. sentient you know um so it's got an.

understanding. wow how do you know how does it get. excited like all of its arms start. waving. yeah that's how it gets exciting they. would play too they would tag tag and. they would swim around and stop it yeah. and. play around and stuff really yeah and. then um. are those arms and then um i have to say. there's a scene where um. he has sex with the octopus no no no a. shark comes along. oh boy to hunt the [ __ ] octopus when. he's already befriended it. and octopus uh on the sharp.

bites the octopus in the arm rips up an. arm. and the dude's just filming yeah well. he's like a [ __ ] face but he has seven. more. you lose one arm you got seven more arms. but it does grow back yeah. so it's not that big of a deal. can you imagine if your dick fell off. you just got a new one sometimes oh. you know what you're like oh it's june. or like a black one grew. well that'd be cool like you lost your. yellow my yellow little yellow one. and a black one big like but then every.

year you lose that you never know what. you're gonna get next year. right right so you've got to really kind. of get you can get one like that's uh. really dark indian style or crooked all. right like a total l have you ever seen. those like the l shapes or like one like. you're just like completely just white. that's mine yeah and that that's how it. is too a little chotichoed it's just. really round. what if it cuts off and all of a sudden. you get a vagina oh. that would be a word that you've got for. every year it's one whole year with a. vagina. or whatever and then it's a bunch i. would do what if it's two bottles in it. you would. if i do it if i if i lost my penis yeah.

and a vagina grew back i might [ __ ] a. couple of dudes you'd be a [ __ ] i know. i just want to see what it feels not you. you'd let me have sex with you no not. you'd be too funny you wouldn't let me. have something you'd be so angry. but what if i would be like i'd be like. dude slow down i would choke you out. i know but i could just see you just. look at me just with. yeah and just pop up and i would just be. like. dude slow down right yeah it hurts. yeah right and then it would be the.

weirdest if i like came. right imagine you're pumping me right. yeah well. andrew andrew oh. and i just go yes yes and i walk away. and then i'd go. and i'd be like you know get me a warm. towel. and i'm like i'll see you at the podcast. at four yeah yeah and then i'd have to. make that walk to the bathroom take the. towel. warm it and wash my vag.

that'd be so sad that would never happen. i if i had a vagina. who's the first who's the first guy. you'd have sex with. in the building no in the world. because the building who would it be no. who would it be in the building me. andres or george. if i had to pick one guy in the building. it would be andreas. why are you out of here you think it's. you you're the last one george.

and he doesn't even do it in the hole. it's like on the lips right george. you missed you missed but um andres. andreas because. um he's cute he's very cute yeah no he's. really cute little dick. medium probably little i saw it medium. medium yeah. yeah he would probably be really. respectful in there he's like are you. finished yet. yeah yeah yeah he'd make sure that you.

got yours but you know what probably in. the world i would probably try. like go to like one celebrity yeah i. would go probably try to any of like an. avenger probably. oh yeah chris chris uh yeah. pine i love chris pine i would like. chris spine do it yeah or what is chris. evans also. chris evans yeah chris pine isn't in the. avengers movies. i don't know i don't know the difference. between those two guys well chris. pine is um um see star trek. right i don't know yeah but chris evans. and chris pine to me seem like they're.

the same guy. yeah they're not nope no are they heard. of me and i would [ __ ] chris pine over. chris evans. yeah okay chris perratt chris pratt's. good looking too yeah. but he's more of a comedian i don't know. probably not he's funny too funny. too funny for me you want someone. serious tom hardy is my guy. that's literally my guy i thought him. comments yeah yeah yeah. or charlie hunnam yeah now if you had a. vagina would you let me [ __ ] you.

i would even if i had a vagina i'd still. i would still be [ __ ] you. slamming it yeah no it'd be too it'd be. it'd be too hard with you in the. building if i had a vagina i would do. i guess i'd let andres go first as well. yeah yeah and then you and then. obviously. obviously george last but that would be. you would have a. stop watch with george yeah yeah i get. you get three minutes. max once this goes off i'm gonna push. you punch him in the face i would punch.

him right in the middle. right you're gonna wear a condom yeah. with george for sure everyone else no. condoms yeah because george is a dirty. dirty boy. yeah you gotta wear gloves yep yeah. coronavirus mask. i want him in a suit i want him in a. hazmat. yeah it'd be difficult yeah would tape. it film it. yeah because it would be like i would do. it just to so that it's. more of an acting job it's a story yeah. yeah yeah it's good for the public work.

yeah it's working it's working. i'm not getting anything out of this. right right it's a full job that's a. full-time job yeah yeah. dealing with a project yeah we're doing. this for a project. but it wouldn't be like for his any. satisfaction how about this andres. yeah if you had a vagina who's the first. guy in here you'd have sex with. oof that's uh. don't sound so enthusiastic yeah. probably you andrew thank you yeah who's. second.

bobby okay george. the best part about this game is i'm not. even um we don't even ask george. he doesn't even get to be a part of it. he's in last place in the game that he. can't play i want to know what george is. to think all right coach. george if you had a vagina who would you. have had sex were at first. in this room uh in this room. i'd go with you bobby there's a. curiosity he's such a kiss-ass i knew he. was gonna say you. and you know what that feels good it's. fake it's not fake you know. he would go with andres first everybody. wants the fancy being.

intimidated by me even yesterday i was. playing video games right. and he comes in the garage and he always. like feels what my mood's gonna be what. do you play video games in the garage. because. that's where all the console is and. stuff oh with the podcast you have a bin. over huh where do the cars go. [Laughter]. not in the garage yeah yeah but the. podcast is in the garage i didn't know. yeah. i haven't been to the house i haven't. been to the house pandemic's been. happening. i understand so yesterday i was playing. games and i could hear him squeak open. the door. right yeah yeah and i can see him tiptoe.

around. um he kind of looks he doesn't say hi. i'll just look to see what my mood is. right he still is intimidated by me a. little bit. after all these years yeah how many five. has it been six you've worked together. way longer than that now. probably eight years wow and he still. just can't get the manhood up together. to like. approach him he's never raised his voice. at me he's never. um really put his foot down why do you. think that is. um that's why he works with me right. he's i think i think it's because he's a.

survivor. and he gets certain people how about you. he doesn't talk back to you. no no no but also also my rapport with. him is different than you. what do you mean i treat him i treat him. a little bit more human than you do. i treat him more like a person that's. and you treat him more like um. an object no yeah. no because i'm gonna say something about. george yeah.

that i believe that everything happens. for a reason. i believe you meet certain people in. certain times i believe that. and i believe that i was meant to meet. george. i believe that he has um. a lot to do with my recent successes in. in my career. i don't know about that but i believe. that okay i'm not going to give him that. kind of credit i am. okay and i believe that um he's good. with kali like he's good with. my family and tools she doesn't like him.

i know she doesn't yeah i know you don't. and um he freaked me out and i will. never let him in. fully right right yeah because when you. let. people like that in they take advantage. of you they take all of it. they take all of it you wake up one day. and you're in the mojave desert with an. iphone in your chest. underneath the gazebo but that's the. nicest thing i'll ever say about him. yeah he'll never get that again from me. we'll have to cut that from the pod. andres.

we don't even leave that in no but i. really do. believe that i think that he he i trust. him yeah. like thoroughly no look i but you and. i's relationship is i feel good or no. no don't give up george that's enough. what thanks bobby. he loves you that's what i'm saying i. know i know yeah yeah him and i are. but we're never just we're we're going. to stay the same okay. see it works every time it works. everything's such a sellout george is.

such a selfish. survivor i know he is he really is he's. a woman he really is and. like he married an asian woman just. because of you you know that right. well he had zero intentions on it well. the honest truth. is this yeah you know what the true. story is of how. of how they met. [Laughter]. this is you're gonna this is gonna make. you laugh yeah. so um kalila's best friend growing up. yeah. right is a girl i'm not going to say. let's just i want to just change her. name because i want to put her into it.

right let's just call her veronica give. me a better one. yeah uh jamie love it okay thank you. and so um jamie now is married and has. as a kid sure right but jamie um. was a girl that was hanging out with all. of us you know i mean before she was. when she was single. right is jamie white what is she white. she's korean korean. another one so jamie um was around and. she she was uh free you know in many.

ways hippy dippy. a little bit fun fun fun and george. fell in love with her seriously yeah are. you being serious yeah like i actually. was like i love this girl yes. wow and he um would go as far as. buying her gifts and stuff what kind of. gifts i don't know what kind of gifts. george. i didn't buy her gifts he bought her. gifts dinner. um i brought her eggs uh from my. chickens. right right boat bow to eggs.

farm right yeah i mean doesn't surprise. me you know what i mean he has a farm. right and he dwight from the office. right. and um he did everything he could yeah. and she completely rejected them wow not. even a leg. not even like i'll let you take me out. on a date nothing wow. and um it broke him it broke his heart. he went deep off the edge. yes and then he found another one. another. korean yeah right where do you where do. you find him koreatown.

but he uh can i say something about his. wife she really does love him and he. loves her and it's. i would hope so they're married it's. real. do do you think it's but do you think he. likes his wife as much as he liked that. jamie you sure more. george jamie's here to say hi. what if we brought out jamie no because. she's she's uh. she's is she going with us yeah to the. desert oh she is yeah. is george going no thank god that'd have. been bad huh.

we try not to mix the two i get it yeah. yeah i get it. but so jamie yeah is in the past and now. george is happily married right george. but he has a thing with koreans i think. why why is it george i mean look at he's. look look. he wanted you first he wanted you first. you want to be first right. he works with the korean mm-hmm and when. i went in the maker when i met him a. long long time ago. right he was the only guy to really out. he was like this guy we had 20 producers. in a room. right i'm not kidding you no i know.

right and um. the person that owns the company goes. all right so what producers want to work. with. that's george in the back me. and i go who the [ __ ] is that country. nerd yeah right and that's george he's. new. i got to [ __ ] him oh you wrote him off. yeah in the beginning. i would write you off in the beginning. right oh completely you uh you brought. my assistant into a writer's room and. kicked me out once i remember. that yeah yeah the funniest thing yeah.

but you know what i realize through time. is i go. you know what this guy really believes. in me yeah. and um i feel bad because i treat him. like [ __ ]. no you don't i did you did pass then but. now. you don't no now where he got in who. else is. he works for me at tiger belly he's my. producer there he's my producer here. right and he does a great job and. he's an okay job he could do a better.

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even if andres backstabbed me. yeah they would he's spanish they would. do it in a cool way. with care see he the spaniards have. pride in the way they do things. right they're smooth they're silky you. know i just their culture. embodies something about the trickery is. at least beautiful. right yeah like if me and andres were. dating if he cheated on me. i know he would he would have a the way. he would tell me about it would be.

smooth and suave ah you know like how. would we do it i met someone else you. know but. yeah okay i'm you yeah all right. andrew well i have hey hey man. hey hey i've been calling you i've been. calling you yes. um how can you call me back i have to. tell you something. what is it i met someone new no. but my love for you does not waver no. i love for you to hear to the moon.

and back this new person in my life yeah. he is a fleeting shooting star. [Laughter]. what you mean the world to me. but i just want to sleep with him for a. little while. and when i am done with this trashman. person yeah. back to the love of my life you know. that song you know that song if a bird. if you let a bird from a cage and let it. free. [Laughter].

if it's a lobby we'll come back you know. this yeah. no that's really good that's you to me. it's just so good. it's sweet he's a sweetheart dude i want. you to play that guy. in a movie dude that's really good the. accent is terrible is the accent really. really bad nobody is there's something. that says clear. and doughy about it yeah your eyes yeah. it's sweet it really becomes doughy and. it gets watery yeah and really just. sweet why can't we go back to. character-driven movies like that where. they're just so just like dumb and fun.

my buddy and i said that today because i. said. like uh billy madison. and happy gilmore were both such hits. because they were such dumb. characters yeah but you loved you were. along for the ride. a hockey player is going to make it on. the pga it's like no way but. i love that like those movies like that. in our. when you know we were coming up was like. it didn't matter that it was insane. yeah nobody cares that a 28 year old guy. cannot go back to elementary school. it doesn't matter it was funny they.

don't everything now is to be rooted in. some. kind of reality and it's played real. everything is played. real yeah like when's the last time you. saw a comedy movie where the fantasy was. like that was just it's so dumb how. about you guys did you hear anything. when's the last time you saw a comedy. that the fantasy was ridiculous like. that but you just bought in. well it's also how they play it like um. what's. steve corral right yeah in um. okay right that character that he plays.

but that was a that was a whole movie. about. people from that time period i know but. that character. right is so exaggerated brick right and. so like dumb almost that character yeah. right that it is. it does play into more of a broad. unreal character yeah but that but but. to be fair that movie is not about him. i'm saying what one is elite anchorman. will farrell's character in anchorman. is still another not realistic betrayer. yes it is. totally of a guy of that era for sure it. is.

don't you guys think so yes it is yeah. it. will ferrell is actually just a. misogynistic newscast reporter who was. full of himself. exaggerated though isn't what i'm saying. i know but it's but it's still realistic. right like like a misogynistic uh news. like did you ever see. richard what was his name that used to. do family feud what was his name richard. dawson. yeah and he i mean he was that guy he. was like hey nice tit sweetheart why. don't you guess something they would. smoke he would pat him on the butt when. they get oh. they would kiss them kiss him on the. mouse it was the that's what ron.

burgundy was. right so i'm saying like i can't think. of a film that i've seen since that era. when we were younger that like the lead. character. yeah was a just insane like what. what about that nick swordsman movie. that he did called bucky. uh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah bucky bucky. larson. uh yeah yeah fame thank you is that. following the calendar. it is i guess that is it wasn't a bigger. it wasn't like a massive. movie but yeah that was more of like a. fun comedy indie yeah. you got zero percent on raw tomatoes no.

it didn't. really seriously yeah. that's mean it's mean zero i think so. let me look it up yeah but why. zero i don't know but when that i felt i. wanted to call him. when that review came out or when the. rotten tomatoes. did you no no decided but what do you. say to somebody. i heard about it's [ __ ] i heard about. the zero. i don't know how do you how do you know. how do you even start that conversation. oh it got no it's not zero anymore what. is it. it's three percent oh no see.

yeah that's good it's not zero why would. they do that. see that to me is being cruel for no. reason. because look up here look up this now i. go to see tyler perry's movies and. they're atrocious. but i love them because they're bad look. up any medea. look at madea boo a halloween or. whatever i went to see that a couple. years ago with a friend in the movie. theater. and it was that it was so it's so bad. it's funny madea's family reunion sure. any of them okay. what are those those are.

these are not well done 46 all right. still better than three. yeah like but that those movies are. terrible yeah. and and they're just fun to go watch. because you know they're going to be bad. and poorly. dude one time in that media one of the. halloweens you can see a boom operator. i'm not even kidding you can see a man. on the front lawn yeah holding a mic. and he looks right at camera and he goes. like this he goes yeah yeah and then. looks away like he's gonna hi if he. looks away it won't be holding a [ __ ]. huge boom. yeah i like bad movies a lot see me too. that's my point but i don't think i.

think being mean about it. is stupid don't give it a three. consensus of. different reviews right it's not just. one guy it's like you know. the three percent is like 300 reviews. that were bad i know but they all like. jumping on the same train right they. think it's fun to pile on because it's. like. you know when you know when you do this. to friends when you go um if you went. out to eat or something you're like did. you like it and everyone's like i don't. know. like if everyone kind of went ah not. really you would also go. yeah not really yeah it's true i think. that in.

in many ways good movies are like that. too like you see a movie. at a film festival right and you look. toward like a group of critics that are. huge that look that look like they know. what they're talking about they're just. you know they've been around for. a long time you know right and like that. guy joe morgan center from. the new york times yeah or whatever and. then you know you're afterwards you know. you know everyone doesn't just disperse. well they don't after the chat they go. hey you know they talk what'd you think. joe. oh masterpiece yeah everybody yeah even. though the guy fell asleep in it you.

know you're. hindering it right it's a masterpiece. right you know maybe that. it happens as well i totally think so i. think there's movies i could blow on it. like i thought once upon a time in. hollywood. was fine masterpiece it was fine. masterpiece. of the tarantino movies masterpiece not. even close yes. pulp fiction was a way better movie no. kill bills were better. or better than that absolutely jackie. brown was better it was so good i loved. every frame of that movie he drove. around the city for the most time. that's what i loved about it.

first of all right it's an homage to. that. era so what what do you mean so what the. story jumps all over the place it's just. all over. all his movies jump all over the [ __ ]. place no but there's a concise story. none of those sets right like when he's. driving through town was cgi. they were all you're in you're just. impressed with the production value more. than the movie itself. no i thought every frame of that movie. made me. smile from the homage to. i love old hollywood and the way they. portrayed it.

to this weird story about some like. tv actor who's on his way out and his. stunt man and their. and then also the switch at the end it's. i thought the whole thing. was so great and i've seen the movie 20. times i love the switch at the end the. story that was based on a true story but. ended up not being. an alternate reality show is so good man. i'm okay. because i i didn't expect it and then. when all that went down at the end was. so. funny well that was the best part of the. movie right the fight the fight scene.

was amazing the whole thing was great. than that i was just like oh this is. okay yeah see if that's my point though. i think you and i should be movie. critics. right it'd be great because you're not. gonna influence me i think that that. movie was a masterpiece andres is a film. student andres did you love that movie. i why the pause well i was gonna betray. andrew with care. and was all right for the right words. but i think. you loved it huh bob is getting more. attractive by the day yeah. so you loved it yeah i thought it was. great you thought that was better than. his other films.

not better not better okay that's good. what film is better than that then of. his of his collection. pulp fiction 100 [ __ ] that's my point. i'm not saying it's a bad movie. it just is not as good as his other jake. jackie brown no it's not. jackie brown is a phenomenal story yeah. it's better than i'm just telling you my. better than jackie brown incorrect. better than hateful eight reservoir dogs. right not better than reservoir dogs. that's better than reservoir dogs no way. all right or with inglorious bastards. yes sure right those are probably on par.

with django. unchained yeah no i don't i disagree. yeah. i think i think the story of django was. django was so good it was phenom was way. better yeah yeah. it was that that's my point it's a. tarantino movie they're all good. that's the thing you're saying it's up. there it's not as good as the rest yeah. yeah. you're then you're it was over hyped you. have no idea what you're talking about. no see that's. and that's a that's a dumb statement. that a dumb guy says no no because. here's another. here's another reason why i like it okay. okay is this i love the fact that like.

um. jackie chan gets i mean um. [Music]. it's all right bruce lee gets beat up. but here's here just listen to my point. okay. maybe in my point of view you know i. enjoyed. the relationship between the two brad. pitt that's the first time you've talked. about it. what you first of all mentioned the set. and then no no i love their relationship. and that hollywood used to be like that. right. where the the stunt men you know became. really good friends with.

the actor you pine for old hollywood not. only that right and i also like. and i relate to it the movie here's a. kid. right who's on his way out and i felt. like that in my career before yeah but. he's a really good looking movie star. well no but leon and andrew kevin was a. tv star trying to get into movies. i'm sorry he was a really good looking. television star. i keep the first part is very important. i know. you're trying to dig at me but it's not. a dig it's just you're not you're. nothing like him. i understand that i know but you're a. goofball who gets you know who [ __ ].

shows your belly on stage. this guy is supposed to be a debonair. hot guy from i know but i'm just saying. just the the the idea of a good looking. i know i'm not that right right but a. guy who's on his way out on his way out. is what i'm saying and i i can relate to. that aspect sure that's true right of a. guy that's on his way out. and how like after this [ __ ] chaos. that happens right. at the end it seems as though that he. was able to reinvent himself too. so there's a good story you know yeah he.

gets invited into the. polanski house right yeah right which is. [ __ ] crazy insane. but i love the idea like those scenes. where he is like. in a scene and he cuts you know he cuts. himself like he starts over. or the frustrations in the [ __ ] green. room i'm sure you've done that. yeah totally are you [ __ ] up on a. scene and you're [ __ ] you know yeah. you lose. it and all that all that stuff i've. never seen in a movie. before betrayed and i relate it to it i. guess i guess. look it is a good i said it's a good. film it's just not of the stuff he makes.

the reason. maybe my inherent issue is i'm not in. love with movies about hollywood. i never have like there we go then i. just [ __ ] no it's just it just is. never see swimming with sharks. no oh my god who who is that. kevin spacey benicio del toro you have. to watch it is it about hollywood yeah. this is my problem i don't. like it's so good hollywood is already. jerking off in its own mouth i i would. rather see original stories that have. nothing to do with. we have that you know i don't like it. and i think they're better. and i think they're better i don't like. emma or any of these [ __ ] colonial.

[ __ ] english you know i mean 1700. movies i don't relate to it where people. wear wigs and. you know or whatever i don't like it you. do like some of them no i don't. you like none of them no i don't relate. to it when i'm watching it i'm like. oh these are just aristocratic white. people in a castle. arguing about like you know status and. and and. betrayal i don't give a [ __ ] i get that. you like it. no no i mean i get that that's annoying. to you it's annoying to me because i'm a. fat asian guy. yeah why would i relate in any way.

imagine if if they had an aristocratic. fat asian one. i like no but i do like um old you know. asian ones. yeah yeah yeah yeah i relate to those. but i agree with you i don't like the. victorian stuff either that's not my. go-to. i but the point is there's movies for. everyone right but it's like. there are some movies where i'll like. dangerous liaisons. is a victorian kind of love that movie. okay. right because there's just something. about i just like the movie. i get it i just i am i'm a weirdo for.

for things about hollywood i think i. don't i don't love it. um my dad was a fan of westerns and i um. i only like spaghetti westerns italian. ones i like sergio leone films. well yeah they're they're great the band. the ugly because i think they they're. just shot like a tarantino movie. well they're fun they're phenomenal. they're so good so you like. once upon a time in the west do you like. anything by anything john wayne or no. no never i've never seen it pilgrim yeah. i don't like it. no none of it's tough well i like to.

conquer you know what that is. yeah what the what the conqueror. no well it's when john wayne played. genghis khan. did you know that good movie did you do. it no. at one point in his career he goes i. want to play. gangscon yeah and the studio was like. no no no he's like i'm john wayne. right i'm going to do a screen test.

listen here. pilgrims i'm going to be. genghis khan you think i'm lying no. john wayne how insult. you know what i you know what you know. what what i think about. is all the chinese actors who auditioned. for it. and then found out that he got the rock. but there's no way they auditioned. anybody yeah. they just gave it to him and then and. then they cast it with a bunch of. chinese people and they were like. why wouldn't you cast a chinese guy and. they're like because it's john wayne.

yeah i mean it looks good actually. really. he did have squinty eyes yeah john wayne. was always like this. yeah yeah it's pretty good it's so. insulting. my dad loves western i know but this is. so insulting is it though. yeah it is dude why because it's a. [ __ ]. because let me say this right now what. if there were no big chinese actors back. then there was. who [ __ ] sulu.

from star wars yeah he wasn't like manly. enough to be genghis khan. what is he gay no just because he's not. like a big strong tough guy genghis khan. was like a big guy. back then probably um mr miyagi was. probably around. was he not around back then he's like. five three like 86 pounds. pap morita cabareta right yeah no he. couldn't do it huh. how tall are you by the way five four. it's my mom's side. i just i was thinking about i i know.

that. somebody asked me how tall you were yeah. and i formed a little guy i said five. six but i had no idea. yeah i'm so small that i can't go out of. the green room sometimes because. especially i'm in texas yeah like if i'm. at the addison improv. because whenever i walk around after the. show like someone will always pick me up. yeah they grab you. amen hey here he is here he is yeah yeah. i hate it. i don't like to be touched i i don't. want i don't i think it's okay to.

say no to all that stuff why don't you. just get one of the security guards. there to walk you. up to where you're going to take. pictures and stuff so then nobody can. grab you. oh yeah i had to one time when i was at. the miami improv you ever play that room. the old one. not the old one oh my god it was a. nightmare and. there was a riot in the room. like a fight yeah like a group of family. and if one family was fighting another. family oh wait did you put it on youtube. no oh that was another fight sandy danto. put that on youtube oh yeah i had. another fight in my ontario show.

that was here in california yeah oh. where it was just sometimes riots break. out in my shows. that was a fist fight in like the third. row that guy was punching that guy in. the back of the head it was crazy it's. on youtube people can find it yeah yeah. but like some and so um i remember. afterwards. um the security like the doorman had to. walk me to my hotel room because they. were scared that you were gonna. started the fight what did you do i. don't remember you did something. i always say things and i go oh why did. i say that and it's starting a fight now. were you the one who who who got the.

um rocks glass thrown at their head in. the or was that you. no somebody got a no i thought that was. you. somebody got a full glass of wi of like. whiskey or whatever a drink in a rock. class yeah and it. just missed their head and it hit the. wow. i don't i thought that was you for some. reason but i remember hearing that story. in my mind i thought they had said it. was you. and i thought dude if you get hit in the. head with a rocks glass you. you're done you're you could you could. you'd pass out and then what if you hit. your head on the ground and split open. your skull.

yeah that stuff scares me when someone. threw something like that i saw. charles cozart it was a black back in. the day on. in the or yeah and an audio man audience. member. punches him in the face and charles. kozar does one of those things where. you know how fighters when they get. knocked so hard they freeze oh their. arms go oh yeah. yeah so he gets hit and he freezes like. this. right and he and it made me laugh. it's funny it's funny when somebody goes. so he freezes but he doesn't. fall right away oh he's still there.

trying to like control it but he's. frozen. right so he freezes and he has the mic. in his hand like this. and he slowly falls but and he falls. over. then the guy oh the guy that punches him. runs out into the sunset. we never find him again yeah it's the. best that's what happens yeah get away. the guy got away with it. i was at the club that night that that. guy got shot in the chest were you there. oh my god no on the patio you know that. story don't you. that was a that's a real that's a real. scary story a man ran up to a guy on the.

patio of the community so i'll never. forget. i was in the side by the the belly room. side and people were smoking we were. talking by the parking lot. and a guy literally got out of a car. walked right onto the patio. went right up to a guy and shot him in. the chest chest and then the guy dies. immediately and josh nasser and a couple. doormen. yeah holding his body i know while he. dies yes. right so the guy's dying bleeding out. from the wind. the front door of the or somebody's. somebody's on stage somebody's on stage. right healing. three feet feeling in a different way.

yeah yeah how crazy is it that at that. club. in recent memory some guy just got shot. and you know. he was like if you were working at like. jamba juice. right let's say we were working at jamba. juice right. and some guy got shot yeah orange dreams. in front of jamba juice what an insane. insane. right you and i would probably never. work at that zombie john but juice again. i'd leave california i would leave. that would scar me yeah i would never.

drink juice. i mean juice is out every time you see a. jamba you'd shudder. ptsd i have to say this i am very very. jealous that you're going. to hawaii because i need a vacation so. bad. and i'm not i'm not lying i want to go. so bad but i can't you can go for three. days we're shooting. no and they make you quarantine dude oh. that's right so i would. i lose too many days and i'm shooting. now so i can't have you read the script. yeah i've read i've read four of them. right everyone every one. yeah yeah yeah yeah but the first one.

takes place uh. in a different uh time period. no it takes place somewhere else oh oh. god yeah i can't i almost slipped it out. okay. but anyway um but i will say this. i can say this some of the cameos that. we have this year. in the rap world yeah insane it's just. it's gotten to the point where like that. because kevin hart is a producer. imagine kevin hart texts literally. whoever yeah. they all love him everyone in the rap. world everyone in the comedy world knows.

him and likes him. that's why the power of those guys is. astonishing to me because he can. literally met him. kevin yeah i mean no. no be real no i mean yes no it's not. weird. that's weird kevin and i have met he. doesn't know it. yeah yeah he you know what's weird we. met for five seconds. at the thing people go all the time like. what was so-and-so to work with don't. know right and you're like i don't know. yeah you could be on screen with them i. don't know don't know. you know i did a screw i did a sketch.

with ryan reynolds. but you didn't i didn't because we were. in the same. area he wasn't there yeah i was in a. scene with james franco. in pineapple express we were like he was. right there. and me and ken jung were guns right here. never met him. he doesn't know who the [ __ ] i am do you. even say hi no they go don't even look. at him. i bet you he knows who you are he might. but i'm just saying don't look they said. that don't look at him. really yeah and i'm like you know.

if i could see it like bobby stop. staring at the sky i'm just saying like. you. you um yeah well i said that to one of. the one of the press women said. what's it like working with kevin hart. yeah. and i said i have no idea and she goes. come on he's executive rooster tell us. and i go no he i don't know. and then she goes you know she's kind of. getting annoyed at my answer because. it's too truthful she wants me to be. like it's incredible. and you know she wants me to do the. thing yeah yeah and instead i go. ma'am he's in the green room that i'm. also in. right we're in the same green room yeah. we're not.

we don't know each other we don't know. he's right he's in the room. it's crazy people it's just because they. see it and they go they assume these. things that it's like but sometimes it. is true. like jim carrey did i'm dying up here. and i we had dinner all the time. right so sometimes it's cool yeah. sometimes it is real you know a lot of. people aren't magnum pi. fans but like the stars everyone on the. cast. and we text and we're good friends why. do you say they're not fans i think. people love that. i love the show i love doing the show. but you know but my point is is that. um you know sometimes it does work but.

then sometimes it's like. i have no idea even who they are. or what they have no idea who's an actor. that you worked with. that you i know this is for you because. i know it'll be somebody. that you don't know uh that you don't. know if this is true but you think they. don't like you but you don't know that. to be true. but you worked with them for a while and. you're just like i don't even know if. they like me or not. because you just never really connected. or talked or had a lot of scenes. together. like you just can't tell not a mean way.

not like you don't like them but just uh. sasha baron cohen. you just don't know if he doesn't know. if he likes me but you worked with him. he and you know i think he would say hi. i don't know how he feels though. you don't know if he thinks you're funny. i think he thinks i'm funny i just don't. know um if he likes you as a person i. don't know. isn't it so weird yeah i don't know i. don't like that feeling yeah but you. know it's not my job to know. well he respects you enough to hire you. you heard me one time. i also worked with them yeah yeah did. you see the new movie or no. no i wanted though i haven't seen it.

either i want to. i don't know i'm like i think it's me. because it's like i get. you know like i remember the first time. i did curb and. larry david was like doing a crossword. puzzle and he's super sweet. right but i remember like i was just. like. how i was what i was thinking and my and. sometimes when i'm around certain people. and i'm in a situation where like i. can't believe i'm here. yeah i get so overly nervous that i i. overthink same. right and i get ultra sensitive so one. little like head. twitch where i go oh that means he.

doesn't like me right right right but. where you just assume. certain things he's writing and you're. like um yeah. is that your car and he's like yeah. and you're like oh cool do you like it. and he's like. yeah yeah i like it yeah and then you in. your head and you're going. but there are people that are around you. believe it or not. that feel the same way about me. yeah because you know there are people. right that like just say who it is.

no i'm no i'm not i don't want to say. anything specific but it's like. i've been in situations too where like. i'm at a club. right and some opener is opening for me. and they're really excited. and you can tell they're overly excited. yeah right and so i don't want them to. think that i don't like them. because i know i know they're ultra. sensitive as well sure. right but then there are sometimes i do. i become mean. just to see what they do why i don't. know i just do but. this was the one girl i was in phoenix.

yeah and this one girl. was so nervous i go you better do a good. job. bobby no just legit and she i was just. kidding yeah because i know i'm. i've only been doing for like eight. months but i'm gonna be fine. she's having like a [ __ ] mental. breakdown say something like that i. don't know man it's like. a it's in a room you know. so i know i was just right and she was. uh i'm. gonna i've been doing every night every. night i've been going up. i don't know my agents here i don't know.

my agents here. of course they're not then they're not. there so she goes up on stage. and she says a joke and he gets a laugh. and i'm i'm you know in the green room. laughing oh that's a funny joke she's. really. doing it right and then three minutes. later. she says the same joke i don't know she. says the same joke and at the punch line. she still pauses and she goes. did i say this joke already in the. audience all. simon chalice it goes yes.

she goes and she starts crying. because you no she's just crying because. of you. right and i'm in the green room and i. can't breathe. dying laughing dying laughing menace. guyana right i'm on the floor. like a [ __ ] fish everybody's laughing. right. she gets off right and she's you know. it's not bubble crying. it's not bubbles so sorry and i jokingly.

go you're fired. bobby i know she goes okay i'll go i'm. kidding. we all make the mistake right and i i. teach her lessons about. yeah you know it's all these experiences. she killed herself. she's dead she's dead yeah i went to a. funeral yeah and at the funeral you're. like. telling the story you're like and then. she's up there. snap bubbles what an idiot yeah yeah. well. you know it's fun to mess with people i. like myself it's fun but also you can't. do that. i can be mean you can't do that anymore. i'm not gonna do it anymore not in this.

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