New Year, Same Bobby and Andrew | Ep 46 | Bad Friends

george. i got it you two are bad friends. [Music]. we're bad friends happy new year tonight. we're gonna party like it's 1999.

i'll tell you why we're not starting at. why not because um. i almost didn't make it today because um. i got one of these. zits right underneath the nose let me. see oh yeah it looks good yeah. and you know when it's right on the nose. like this. it's the most painful one no the ones. that are on the nose that's right next. to the nose. yeah okay the ones on the nose this is a. second though can you tell me if this is. it can i show you something your face. no look at this.

let me see i'm serious can you see it. no that's not a zit dude what is a. spider bite no you know what that looks. like. what you know how they have they put the. cups on the body to like. extract yes that's what it looks like. does it or a leech was there. well what about me what about me let me. see let me see. right here yeah see you know what it. that looks like a zip. yeah yeah it's my [ __ ] it's my. [ __ ].

hey yeah hey happy happy new year we're. not going we're not going into that yet. hey thank you guys for dressing up by. the way yeah first of all you look good. and rudy said i said rude we're dressing. up tonight and she said. what should i wear and i said just. something a little fancy because it's. new years yeah and she goes okay i will. and then she wore second or third hand. fifth hand clothing.

way to go where'd you get that shirt i. have so many shirts i gave you. yeah but i like this yeah oh i see but. wait a minute when you when i asked you. if you dressed up and you said yes why. did you lie. i dressed up you dressed you dressed. period yeah yeah she dressed you dressed. period yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. that's you going to like a formal uh. ball or something. can you imagine if you went to ed high. school they do like um uh spring and. have you done to a dance yet yeah what. did you go to um homecoming.

and did you wear that no what did you. wear a sparkling. um how come you wouldn't wear that for. here yeah cause i. thought because i thought it was too. much you're not taking this job. seriously yeah yeah. and why do you look like dora today yeah. you do yeah you're. dora-ish let's go let's go to the cave. by the way we have our own what is what. does he call what's andre says dorian. yeah dorian yeah dorian yeah oh we need. to find we need to find all the enemies. count to ten you're dora you're and you.

have the same tone. you look just like her our little dora. thanks for dressing up rudy did you see. george and andres dressed up they look. good i like andrea's suit. i think your shirt is that's fitted yeah. baby yeah that's nice it did. yeah where'd you get that this is uh was. fitted from a tv show that i did oh yeah. you stole it. i borrow i asked for it did you take it. i did. yeah yeah don't you take clothes every. time you do it a show i always ask i. asked the wardrobe and yeah hey um you. make your friends buy this. no sometimes they go uh yeah i'll just.

give you like discount or but sometimes. i give it to you i always make friends. always make friends with wardrobe always. because by the way they're usually cool. ass chicks. yeah who and then you become cool with. them and then they know cool [ __ ] no. cool people and then. you go can i take some stuff yeah and. they're like yeah take some stuff. i become friends with craft service. because you're fat. no that's not why you [ __ ] hard it's. they give me the good juice. oh because they get the all right give. me the right sometimes it's like they. give like the star number one and two. right. protein shakes yeah they blend in the.

back yeah. and then like you know i'm like 15th on. the call sheet. yeah so they go go to the table and. there's like two pretzels and a [ __ ]. piece of licorice on there. that's why i have to be friends with the. [ __ ] and then they go they give me. the protein yeah they go we got you. bubba. or they'll give me like energy drinks. and whatnot but can i say something say. something um. about thank god 220 is over. 2020 is over the worst probably the. worst year.

yeah i mean out of all the years how. about you've had. 2001 when 911 happened that was a good. year for me pretty good year. i like that year um 2008 the market. crashed housing market. didn't own a house then so i was fine. yeah 2020. kind of a bad year but we started this. podcast so pretty good y2k was bad. y2k was bad yeah but the computers never. crashed not only that that i. i got like 2 000 bottles of water still. at my house from like. 22k yeah yeah yeah do you yeah do you. have any resolutions.

yeah i i have a lot of brothers yeah. what like. my resolution would be um to not. is it have to be associated to you or. just in general. associated to me okay i knew it was. gonna be about you yeah yeah. um this did not get so mad at you so. fast yep. because i do that a lot um. and to um to genuinely tell you more. often that i really do appreciate i. appreciate you i love you. and then i love you i love you.

appreciate you i too. i do no dude next year next year i want. to have more fights and more fun on this. show. i want to blow this thing up some things. nah. i want to say it rudy what are your new. year's resolutions. associated with tita bobby yeah well. they must be because. he's such a brat yeah we can't get. around it um. i need to know more um punching. no more punching no me no you more. punching yes but. no no punching out of you yeah yeah yeah.

okay. and that's all good. really that's good interesting all right. what are your resolutions. mine andres with tito bobby of course. it's got to be about him he he hates. what i make fun of him and he. treats me badly afterwards so i need to. be on his good side. this resolution was brought to you by. babel the language learning experience. oh very good very good but george what. are you. george what is your what's your. resolution you goon.

you bet you weirdo creep uh. by the way george is having a baby in. like seven months it's insane. gross go ahead just to communicate more. with bobby i think. i don't uh tell him three times about. things and that's uh. my fault ooh condescending facetiousness. i love that about george george that's. good point for george. what's your resolutions bulb. [Music]. well um one is um to um. win more in the gulag yeah you got to. win more in the gula because when you.

lose the goo like it's embarrassing. 50 50 right now right secondly is um. you know when you text me you. irrel irrelevant things irrelevant. things. irrelevant things uh childish things can. i say. like what like uh what do you think. about this shirt or. you know i mean hey did you see this. video. for me too to read that and go um. he's uh probably not as emotionally. evolved spiritually.

you know physically yeah but emotionally. and spiritually no. and that to just um be more mindful. about. where he's coming from from a child. place from a baby face. place and so um i guess i i guess i am. more childish than you that really does. because you're 49 and you play video. games for. six hours a day but i do guess that. that's more childhood yeah. and you collected an attack on yours it. is it's not. it is i'm telling you what my [ __ ]. news new year's resolution. so can you be nice today this is the new.

year all right. okay i'll be real you want me to be real. you got what you wanted joe biden won. everything's working all right all right. you're right the vaccine's out yeah. right. what more do you want to go you know um. i'll tell you this. i'll tell you this um my girlfriend. um partner my partner at this point. partner. and by the way legally you know that's. your that's your wife exactly. yeah and um she met this girl named andy. letterman. andy annie letterman i know we know who.

she is okay. and so you know they talked for the. first time. on the phone for five hours and then. last night they talked on the phone for. four and a half hours. okay do you think she's gonna leave you. for annie no that's not what it is is. that and then i kind of questioned. i go i've talked to my brother for four. hours. on the phone collectively my whole life. you're right yeah i mean my discussions. with my brother is this.

what's up hey what are you doing. eating dinner later. that's it right right if i asked more. about it. he would think that i i was on drugs. again. or you think you care no but that's. that but that's the thing that's what. most people would right exactly right so. since kalyla right is you know she does. that with people who wants to get to. know them. and connect with them yeah she cares. about the history and what not right. cares about people i.

don't care about people no i do right. but i. want to put more investment into knowing. somebody. and just spending more time with people. on the phone and to explore. you know their inner workings and. whatnot right okay and their history and. their desires and what. you know and so um i i just want to um. i i want to join the human race. yeah so this next you know this and then. the next year i'll be 50. big time big time right it's almost over. for me.

it's been yeah it's down downhill been. downhill you're halfway down the hill. i know and so for me it's like you know. it's either um put up or shut up. and what are you gonna do you think what. i'm gonna do from now on is i'm gonna. call you. you andrew yeah and i express feelings. but pure like really i want to get to. know you i. dare you yeah i'm gonna call you hi i'm. gonna call you on a go ring ring. dare you hello andy andrew.

hi bob what's up hey what's going on hey. i don't know i was just kind of thinking. about you. and everything about you okay yeah so. how what was growing up like. wouldn't you rather do this on the. podcast. no but that's the thing because the. stuff that we do here yeah. is um it's all in show right because you. and i when we. i i want people i want to put expose the. show. on exposed show a little bit do it i. come in here him and i.

are grumpy yeah right we'll say like. grumpy things to each other. like what the [ __ ] did you're late and. i'd be like dude i told you [ __ ]. there's traffic or whatever it might be. right then they'll turn on the camera. and we just go. yeah and afterwards i grab my [ __ ] and i. just bail as fast as you can as fast as. i can yeah. right so we don't have you know i mean i. hardly know you. yeah you know let's be real but i know. you. not that well though but you don't want. to know you more i want to know the.

inner workings of you well you should. ask more questions i am. i want to know what i've known you for a. decade and you don't do you never ask. i know that's why i've known so many. people for so long. yeah and i don't seem to give a [ __ ]. that's a big. problem right it's a big problem well. we're gonna work it out today yeah do. you want to call someone that you know. for a long time that we haven't asked. let's get someone on the phone right now. who you name it i don't wanna know right. now. we'll call someone right now no you said. you want to start today it's the new. year. we're starting today let's call someone.

that you haven't really asked a lot of. questions about that you really want to. get to know. just call anybody and i'll do it i'll. call andy dick. you have his number no oh i do i know. you do but he's. he's called me like six seven times. haven't returned his phone call let's. call him right now. this is an opportunity to prove to. yourself that you are finally gonna. do the thing you should call andy dick. very smart because you call [ __ ]. indie dick well because here's what you. do you say you don't want a developer. like he sometimes changes his number so. let's just say hey. can we do this look at me look at me.

real fast before you do it look look. look look. i want to help this will be fun for the. show okay first of all. stop let me do this can i type on the. computer there and on the screen you'll. see and you have to ask the questions. that i type on there. that'll be fun i know but but first. people i will do that i promise i'll do. that yeah. but i also want to um apologize for not. calling on back and stuff. yeah i can't open up and [ __ ] ask the. questions just go i want. say my new year's resolution is that i'm. trying to call people back and be more. conscious of it. i want to say i'm sorry about not. calling you back but can i talk to you.

all right put them on. put put it on the speaker there okay. here we go okay. oh god god i hope he answers okay. hey it's voicemail thanks for calling. leave your name. and your phone number and i hang up no. you gotta call it try it again what he. does it's not even going to ring. maybe he's oh you go yes speaker.

well here's the thing is is that you you. texted me and you. uh a couple times and i haven't called. you back and i felt guilty about it so. you know i'm on my pot it's new we're. doing a new year's episode on my bad. friends podcast and. you're on it right now and i just wanted.

to apologize to you that um. i didn't call you back. well first of all i didn't even remember. that you didn't call me back. secondly you shouldn't have told me. because now i hate you. oh [ __ ] i should have let it go. yeah yeah and then but thirdly i think. about you all the time. i think about you too and i miss you too. and i also want to um. i want to get to know you better because. that's my new year's resolution is to.

know people better. so i'm going to ask you some questions. do you mind. right now sure i'm just arriving at this. holiday. party you know what we'll set it up for. some other day we'll set it up. for some other day then maybe why don't. you why don't you shove off. a couple of questions i don't know why i. said shove off all right. i've never asked you a couple questions. i've never asked you about your family. how was your son. i have two sons one's 25 and one's 33.

and uh that's so nice of you jack. because you probably heard that the. younger one died. uh last week. are you [ __ ] kidding me yes i am. sorry. oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh. [ __ ] anyway why don't you go to your. party i'll i'll talk to you later. i promise i'll keep more in contact with. you okay. i love it that was very good.

i know that's a really good one i'll. talk to you later okay bye. oh my god what the [ __ ] bro i'm not. doing this. this is great this is terrible this is. great i [ __ ] you know what i was. i swear to god i thought you knew. i thought that you knew that his son had. died because it's. very believable right yeah people died. right and then when i read it and he. goes my. son died last week a rage came up like.

i looked at you and i went you. [ __ ]. yeah no that's a good bit by andy dick. i like that it felt better can i tell. you something now we're good so let's. call somebody else you know what andy. said what did you hear what he said no. i really like that you want to know more. about me do you see it matters. when you invest your time in other. people oh my god he gave a [ __ ]. yeah that you gave a [ __ ] it was nice. yeah. so andy dick still i i honestly thought. he's not gonna have he always changes. his number. what do you know about i mean who else.

is in your phone that you don't. ask enough questions about that calls. you all the time go to your call list. and go to mist oh my god go to mist. well people don't stop calling me so um. go to mist and. i did i did who well eric griffin i'm. gonna call him. why what why you're dating dermer but i. already talked to him i love derms you. owe griff you should probably call him. what am i going to oh [ __ ] this is new. year's resolution that's all. right here we go here we go but you know.

what i'm not going to tell him i'm on. the podcast. i'm going to pretend i'll tell them. later and i'm going to pretend that this. is a. sin sincere because you want to be. genuine be genuine okay dude that's not. for like. yeah joke but it's not because you're. tricking him you just wanted to be. genuine. all right hello. hello dear friend what's uh oh what do. you want. nothing i i just i think you're a dear. friend of mine and i just wanna call to. see how you're. doing uh what's going on what is this am. i being.

am i being punk what's happening no [ __ ]. no man dude dude no no dude. listen to me man i've known you for so. long right. right and you've done so many good. things for you but for me. for me for me. you've done so many good things for me. you've been such a great friend. and i just realized that i just don't. know you that well you know i mean i i. want to get to know you better. uh-oh what do you mean oh dude i'm just. calling.

dude i'm just calling this this is not a. trap or nothing. okay well i moved today in case you're. interested in my life oh i didn't know. where did you move. to uh we talked about this already i. moved on the west side of town so you. don't even remember the conversations. we've already had. well you you moved to the west side so. um how are you feeling oh brother what. do you mean how are you feeling. how are you feeling i'm exhausted from. this move oh you move you actually. physically move stuff with your body. yeah i did i did i knew because i want i.

had some personal things i. didn't want oh how's rachel she's good. she's right here bobby. tell her i said hi hello rachel i'd like. to know her more. too he's on some kind of radio show or. something like that he's talking in a. weird voice right now. no i'm not this is me and i want to get. to know i love you dude. [ __ ] you man i love you i mean all right. so um i would love to have dinner with. you and rachel one time. um after the after covert though after. the coven. yeah yeah sure what do you think we.

should do that mean. good good greg grab a bite to eat. yeah can you say that in english two. times fast. yeah you know what i'm not gonna do that. with you anymore when you make fun of me. and i i'm not gonna make fun of your. back i think you're a great guy. uh what can i get can i make fun of you. what can i get you for the holidays. always make fun of me i know i'm this. change i'm changing what can i get you. for the holidays. um i don't know. i love you i wish your family well a.

playstation 5. oh that's hard i can't get myself one i. want you i want i want to get you a gift. though. all right all right so just let me know. text it to me or whatnot okay. all right baby i love you bud bye-bye. see how nice that was and see how good. that felt it didn't feel good at all. but you're working through the kinks you. got to clean out the cobwebs in order to. get to the place where you need to be. this is great. better help i'll tell you what uh during. this pandemic andrew nothing saved me.

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stop pulling off to the side of the road. to masturbate after work. i think people are catching on all my. spots have been blown up. and it's not a good idea really so. uh okay. well my can i tell you my main problem. we got great fans. my main problem with that yeah is um it.

looks like this tooth of his pulled off. to the side of his mouth. to uh get some escapism also it's like. um. what's your main problem hey rudy hey. rudy and andres yes. yeah he didn't say what's up to us yeah. so that's my main problem the second. thing is. they are the stars of the show to be. honest also um you you never. pull off the side of the road you drive. and do it just keep doing it. that's the talent right right get some. talent. that way you know i mean no one can blow. up your spot right that's right he's. like all these spots are blowing. yeah you're just moving motion yeah.

you're moving. that's the ghost let's see another one. my bad friends oh my gosh push pause. okay i just when i see an asian that. looks like that i need a second. all right take a breath. they still make them that way oh yeah oh. yeah old school yeah old school here we. go. there we go go ahead and ticonderona. number two. hi bad friends my new year's resolution. this is. stop talking [ __ ] about new year's. resolutions because.

people are working hard to change. themselves and here i am going. ew new years you me. yeah i [ __ ] turn off my lights close. the door. and make one on my own this year's new. year's resolutions is to. be a [ __ ] good human being stop being. so selfish and uh you know. uh meet bobby lee yes these are my kids.

oh yeah these are the ones you know i. i used to have a guy that looks just. like him how asian is this guy no but i. used to this guy is asia i had an asian. ladies and gentlemen it's asia. named yonko young co yeah he looked. exactly like this. this guy's great i go young go to. wienerschnitzel get me. a hot dog right all right be back right. come back with a [ __ ] hot dog i love. dudes like this yeah this guy's great. yeah. let's meet him that's his right hand i'm. gonna meet him all right here we go yeah.

what's up guys. even even george i love you guys. australia um you guys like to literally. make my mondays. you make my weeks um so. yeah my new year's resolution this year. is. to just be a lot more disciplined. i think with the changing of the times a. lot of us are working remotely. and you know it's bad habits have formed.

and now it's just to try and get rid of. those bad habits and adopt new ones. like not sleep in until bubbly hours um. i like that you know um but to actually. rise up early. and have determination and perseverance. to do the work at home. and uh yeah i mean like i felt myself. slipping and. um this year i want to just make it. a staple yeah love you guys love you. love you i actually think he's south. african.

yeah maybe i think it's south africa. south african yeah i think it's south. african to say about him though. i think his his [ __ ] was genuine he. really wanted to dude do you think he. was cute. didn't pay attention yo you're on a show. right now no i was i was listening. did you see him yeah do you think he was. cute be honest. he's okay he's okay okay hi bobby and. andrew and. the bad friends family i think what i. want. for my new year's resolution is to find. to find love you know. find that special someone who can just.

make me happy oh i am. on the [ __ ] phone. that was good that was really that was. really good that guy was good yeah it. was real that was a good bit. that's a good bit those are really good. bad friends i hope whatever you're. arguing about gets resolved by the end. of the episode. this is my five friends new year's. challenge. thanks for having me.

i would like to when i get my boogers. picked. by myself um to not get caught. this guy's i love this guy been a huge. problem in my life but i've been caught. um maybe a couple times a year. and um when i eat them. um someone sees that's not good oh yeah. and i also eat them too so. thank you if we could i don't want. people to see i'm on a diet. so i don't take that into account for.

calories. or um i you know i'm a good guy. in everything okay well people have to. say that. why do they have to say that george um i. think he's pretty nice. yeah all right you don't know first of. all you don't know him yeah if you knew. george you know he isn't a nice guy. how about this guy. what up bobby what up uh andrew. my new year's resolution is to. impregnate that [ __ ] right there.

holla at a pregnant [ __ ]. love that guy love that guy i love that. guy to be part of the family hey man. straight up i hope you get her pregnant. bro. don't pull some of these don't vote. right. if they're invited into her family or. not that guy's invited in the family. he's invited her family 100. okay all right hey bobby and andrew. my new year's resolution is i want to. start absorbing things more. because the thing is is that you did i. always hear you.

but i didn't always listen to you. that's interesting i think he's part of. the family and we have to keep him. around in case he hurts somebody. i don't want he said is is that and and. yeah he had some good. show calls yeah but i also think he's. creepily in his car he's either. you know what's scary though right. everything about it looks like he's in a. passenger seat. yeah he is and no one's in the driver's. seat. right so he's just sitting in the. passenger seat of a car of a car and.

just taping oh yeah it's [ __ ] scary. he's in the family he's in the family. we gotta save him hey guys um. my new resolution is actually to um. start buying more trading cards because. as you might know. trading cards are pretty much just. gambling for children and i want to. start getting that addictive personality. going. so that once i'm an adult uh. instead of just gambling you know maybe. i'll get into a little bit of drugs and. a little alcohol. like an adult does respect and uh you.

know i mean. i'll never never catch up to bobby you. know he was. very ahead of the game in terms of drug. abuse. at a young age that's true i mean i can. get close i can get closer to inspired. yeah no that's my uh it's my new. resolution. child gambling no that's not new you. guys look i'm not gonna support. kids gambling and doing drugs but this. kid yeah i'm down. i think it's cool i think it's cool he's. you know. it's scary he's young we're supposed to.

do the right thing here the right thing. is i don't wanna. hey dude you go do drugs and gamble and. do whatever you wanna do life is short. if 2020 taught us anything it's that. life is too short. he's in the family that's my nephew he's. not yep. stop hey bobby stop stop stop stop stop. stop all right just move on i'm gonna. say it. move on i'm gonna say it just move on. i'm gonna say it. go ahead i i for sure thought that was a. woman. and maybe i'm dumb no maybe i'm stupid.

no and i'm stupid. and people at home should know i'm not. smart i've never claimed to be smart. but when i saw this person when i opened. the video i thought it was going to be. hey guys no what i saw it thought what. cgi. no i'm not being kidding i swear to god. i go wow the animation is getting. [ __ ] good. avatar is unreal yeah unreal he looks. like yeah. you know what he looks like wait a human. flesh-colored. these are those i know these are our. fans those creatures from pandora.

those blue creatures. hey we love you can we hear what he has. to say. provide it though but i can't look at. the screen i'll laugh all right all. right. hey bobby hey andrew hey rudy. hey andres hey pink dick my new year's. resolution. is to suck more dick i'm pretty good at.

it now. but i'd like to be spectacular. anyways have a merry christmas and a. happy new year. thank you guys for being bad friends i. gotta go to that planet pandora first of. all. this guy's the [ __ ] he is a [ __ ] he says. he wants to be an expert at s in the dis. yeah yeah love this do you love this guy. i love this dude not just in the family. gonna get a seat at the table how about. that yeah yeah not just in the family. let's play this one more time. this guy gets a seat at the table he. calls out everybody listen hey bobby.

hi hey andrew thank you hey rudy hey. rude yeah hey andres hi. hey pink dick pink dick my new year's. resolution. is to suck more dick dope i'm pretty. good at it now. but i'd like to be spectacular i bet you. would anyways. have a merry christmas and a happy new. year to thank you guys for being bad. friends. shout out to this [ __ ] mega babe with. really good skin that wants to suck. better. honestly though i love this dude i would. let him 100 yeah. mega babe great hair right here great. skin right. sorry we're a little meat at first we're.

just having fun we're having fun yeah. and let me tell you yeah i like your. look in the family at the table you're. at the table that's high up. all right let's see who else wait before. you wait before you air more right. is it not good for me to make fun of. them dude that's all love this is all. love. all right because i love them but. they're my own family. we love them am i being too mean okay no. rudy's the gauge. she'll tell us she's not even here no. bear i know barely asleep. barely yeah here we go. my new year's resolution is ms-13.

[Laughter]. we have ms-13 fans uh dope because they. can protect us. so much and probably look at the camera. a little bit more. and uh hopefully get a job when kovid's. all done. and maybe accidentally run into. andrew or bobby somewhere on the street. in la. and also maybe get onto. bad friends oh and.

possibly cut my hair well you made it. onto bad friends my friend let me tell. you you made it onto bad friends i like. him i like him a lot. he made it on he said he wanted to be on. he made it on unless of course we cut. that bit. no we're not going to cut it we got to. leave it in we're going to leave it in. but it would be funny if we cut it. what if we do this right when he starts. talking we cut it down. okay now he's the chef he's a [ __ ]. you're on bad friends. um all right let's see some more fans. coming at you.

what's up bad friends cheeto santino. slap brother. my music year's resolution is to stop. [ __ ] my cousins. it's always good to get a shout out from. theo vaughn yeah it's really nice that. he did ourselves yeah. or not nah if the cousin's hot yeah it. depends on how distant the cousin is. how many times removed well i guess he. said cousin stuff so he's in the family. gotta let him in hey it's gianna from. texas. my new year's resolution is to get rid.

of my orangutan tits. in the family in the family the table i. don't know what an orangutan kid is. a droopy goopies i guess oh you have. droopy tits i got what's orangutan. bottom yeah yeah orange orangutans or so. maybe she has oranges. hairy hairy and long and hang down let's. hear that one more time i love her she's. awesome. hey it's gianna from texas my new year's. resolution. is to get rid of my orangutan tits.

we love it she's the best yeah. what's up bad friends what's up andrew. poppy jules andrades. george my name's george too. happy [ __ ] new years my [ __ ] new. year's resolution. is to [ __ ] not be fat anymore. i [ __ ] i'm down 40 pounds this year.

congrats long way to go but you know. what. yeah i love you guys. oh my god love you too good luck on the. weight loss papa. keep it moving he could have died just. doing that video. yeah taking the shirt off got him. imploded. yeah yeah yeah honestly yeah keep him. he's in the family keeping that in the. family my resolution. is to get that dumpling.

you know what i'm talking about robert. that's right. that guy wants to sleep with you yeah he. wants he wants to suck on my socks. yeah he loves your dumb yeah my sacks. are like dumplings thank you. hey rocket rocky bobby hey uh jules. also andres and george not really hey. george um. stop smoking i've been doing that for. too long gotta quit. i don't feel good about it anymore so. happy new years guys merry christmas. handsome guy.

handsome guy we love you brother you. gotta quit smoking bobby quit smoking. didn't you bob. yeah who's next my new year's resolution. for this year was to lose weight and get. my health back on track. starting in september of last year over. the last. year and about three four months or so. i've lost 203 pounds. down from 530 plus pounds ish i don't. really know where i was. down to 326 pounds currently. and so my goal for next year is to. finally hit my actual goal weight which.

is to drop down to about 250 to 260. pounds. i'm six foot seven i have gigantism uh. or acromegaly as it's actually called. um and so i just want to get my health. right and you know be comfortable in my. body for. you know the first time in my life so. love you guys uncle tito. andrew we love this guy by the way i. want to meet him. george find out about this i've never. met anyone with gigantism me neither i. want to meet this guy george find out. about this guy please. that's incredible i want to i want to. know more about him incredible and he.

he it looks like he's driving a honda. civic he's that's actually a truck. it is that's like a that's like a uh an. 18-wheeler oh it is. it looks like a coupe to him he's six. seven six seven and he lost. 200 pounds wow dude like if you're you. have gigantism you're 530 pounds so. isn't that like not that big of a deal. six seven is not that tall it's not it's. like. it's like lebron right okay but how. how much does lebron weigh 250 maybe. 260. okay but it's still like if i.

weighed 530 it would look differently. i i would honestly i would pay my whole. bank account to see you weigh 500 pounds. it would make me so happy would you try. to help me i would do everything in my. power. yeah if you got that big i would do it. it'd be a dream come true to watch you. get that fat. well i know i could die that's that's. not that's me no no i'd make sure you. were fine. no i make sure you were fine right but. what would i look like at 500. not that bad at 500 pounds yeah. you weigh how much right now 175.

okay three and a half times what you. weigh right now yeah. what would you think you'd look like. ralphie may. more really more because he was taller. it'd be like ralphie and lavelle. crawford together. hey you would love to see that 100 yeah. i'd pay so much money to watch you get. fat yeah. hi bobby i love you um hey. cheeto santino i love you too uh my news.

keep it going new year's resolution is. that. you stand up comedy did you hear he. tried to stand. he wants to stand up yeah do you hear. him fart though listen. hi bobby love you um hey. cheeto santino love you too uh. [Laughter].

he's our new leader hello bad friends. my name is lance cordell i'm sending. this video all the way from. manitoba canada love it love canada just. wanted to say. hello to bobby andrew. hey mrs juliana. there it is fancy bee yes pink dick. george. anyone else was involved with bad. friends. my new year's resolution for this year.

is uh something that's been weighing. heavily on me for a very long time. i need to get in touch with somebody. he is this little he was a little asian. kid that used to live. keep going close by me and what we used. to do was um. really not right we need to say i i want. to say i'm sorry. i i never meant to. luria with fun dip and.

brutally molest you for an entire summer. um i just want to say if you're watching. out there. little asian kid i'm sorry. and happy new year it's so [ __ ] up. it's so funny he's talking about you. yeah because that's real yeah. all right and if the guy that molested. me looked like him. i would have molested him back he was. hot yeah the hot burly guy i'd just be.

fingering back but. it's not anyway let's move on buffy oh. my god andrew the best thing that you've. ever done for me is give me that buffy. uh comforter i know it it's the most uh. comfortable earth friendly and cruelty. free. thing on your bed sleepless nights. worrying about uh what's going on. don't worry anymore it's 100 eucalyptus. fiber to regulate the temperature keep. you cool at night but i know you're. reading it off the thing i'm just. telling you right now. that um you know you i know that you use. it. in your own house yeah i do you know in. every room juliana has one who uses in.

your house do you really use it. every room we have it does jules use it. yeah she loves it. wow and it was it's the greatest thing. you've ever given me. buffy is the best guys i've given you a. lot of great stuff buffy's the only. thing okay buffy's the best you heard it. right. no more night sweats get cozy without. overheating i've talked about this on. the show. i used to sweat every single night it's. 100 plant-based design it's breathable. and it keeps you comfortable. in a temperature way that is uh. polyester and down-filled comforters. just can't. compete baby to eucalyptus fabric inside.

and out. it's softer than cotton it is and it. naturally soothes the skin. it's hypoallergenic too which you love. no sneezes it's cruelty free. no down here baby why not choose 100. plant-based bedding that's better for. you and. earth try it in your own bed for free if. you don't love it return it right bob. tell them what they can get tell them. what the deal is for 20 off your buffy. comforter. visit buffy.co and enter bad friends. once again for 20 off your buffy.

comforter. visit buffy.co and enter. bad friends well let's take a minute. real quick what are you grateful for. let's take a minute to thank the staff i. genuinely think of this stuff. let's thank a thank of the rudy thank. you rudy let's let's say why we. appreciate rudy. did you prepare the speech we asked you. to prepare yeah did you and if not. improvise one you did it oh you didn't. tell me to dress up you [ __ ] leave me. because i thought you. so do the speech that we saw the speech. yearly speech.

thank you for everyone watching the show. and happy new year that's the speech. was that really the speech you prepared. you didn't tell me. yeah we did first of all george sent an. email that said please dress up and. please prepare a speech and you didn't. i dressed up but i didn't know about. this we'll get back to you andres. it's your turn thank you so much andres. we all want to say thank you for your. commitment and your dedication to the. show. it's been less than one year but it's. been an incredible run we love you thank. you for what you've done go ahead and.

tell your speech. um thank you guys thank you fans. for appreciating us uh stay safe and. stay safe stay safe and be good to each. other that's great. and last on the list of course is uh. janj well can i before george george. no because we still have to do two other. people scourge real quick. friends and countrymen thank you all for. joining us. thank you for being a bad friend it.

might be a little bit early but. it's the end of the year so at the end. of the year we will thank you. i want to just say george doesn't know. it but he just got he got fired this. this week he has no idea yeah you're. fired but we love you. i want to say something honest about. andreas may i just interject please um. because i don't say positive things uh. you know when we. signed on to do bad friends you know i. reluctantly. invited george into the fray well time. out back it up you literally said to me. me and you were gonna do bad friends.

what do we think about george. and i said you said no no immediately. yeah i didn't even skip a beat. yeah you said what do you think he said. no. well how'd you know you go i just i just. knew yeah yeah but. then you came around to yourself a. little bit. and you said you know what i'm going to. involve them you know why yeah. because of andres well that doesn't. sound like diamond in the rough. that's not what i was gonna say diamond. in spain is is that i regretted. inviting george into the party same but.

then he invited the [ __ ] you know. fancy bee fancy bee yeah and at first i. was reluctant and i didn't like it. but i realized that what an asset he is. to the company. truly and he is more of an asset than. george's by far. by far not even a question and you know. if i could renegotiate the contract. and fire george and keep andres i would. do that i've been trying to do it for. about a year seriously. but george really needs to um step up. his [ __ ] game couldn't be more true. could honestly like call me and say you.

have to dress up for this episode fact. fact or how about like you got to bring. a gift because there's you bring andrew. a gift because. yep right about defend me during the. trial. hey andres does your back hurt from. carrying all the weight yeah. yeah a little bit a little bit a lot of. it and your [ __ ] hurts too for him. [ __ ] you huh. every [ __ ] day does he have sex with. him yeah literally. well that is what it is so anyway that's. something. so this team this team that we've. compiled here is a great team and we.

want to thank there's two more people. that people don't get to see. people get to see george and andres. people don't get to see jenna and joe. and we're calling them right now. they are uh they work on the show with. us and they're part of our team that's. not located here in los angeles. uh but we love them very much and we. want to include them. joe is very nervous happy new year. she looks like cleopatra i told her to. do that happy new year am i. you're you're good now you're looking. you're looking money am i. right yeah do you she looks like. cleopatra i asked i called her earlier.

because we we talk about like styles and. stuff. oh really yeah and i go can you dress up. as cleopatra today and she did it. and she did yeah she did the haircut she. looks cleopatra what does joe look like. no nostra nosta rafa yeah. well we just we wanted to call you both. look so pretty. obviously jenna you look great joe you. look joe and uh. we wanted to call and tell you guys. thank you for a great year we had so.

much fun on the show thank you for your. help and jenna and joe um. what can we do as uh as performers on. the show. to improve our game yeah notes we need. notes say. oh man you know i thought i'd probably. say you guys should probably fight more. on the show. got it i don't think you guys have. really gotten have done that enough so. right yeah yeah. that makes sense a little bit more yep. yep okay. jenna jenna maybe some more um. costume costumes.

i love it i love it i love it do they. know each other. very very well are they dating no. they're not no. these are there's a [ __ ] workspace. this is a professional workspace dude we. can get. you [ __ ] angry for no reason i'm. asking a question we can get sued for. that we can get sued by hr. that's what i'm talking about see that's. what i'm talking about more of that. hey look at more of that that was. playing i was really angry just now. because you raised your voice for no. [ __ ] reason.

hey yeah it's part of the show oh okay. yeah great. hr it's a good bit um well we wanted to. say thank you to the entire staff and. crew that helped make bad friends. possible. um rudy thank you kind of. uh george andres you're a lovely guy. we love you very much and jen and joe. thank you so much endlessly. um for the fans at home this is the. people that make the show so much. honestly this is genuinely the people. that make this show possible so. these guys are great people honestly.

thank you so much we love them as. uh more than we love uh anybody that. works here locally i could have you two. here and get rid of [ __ ] george. george i mean that would be nice god. what a blessing that would be. a blessing what a blessing it would be. honest i mean i mean and i mean it. genuinely. and george i know you can hear us and we. mean it. um thank you guys so much for everything. we love you guys. happy new year to you uh happy new year. man. and uh here's to a uh wonderful 2021. that's. fingers crossed gonna be a lot better.

than 2020. love you guys cheers cheers bobby sober. so he can't do that but cheers. love you guys happy new year happy new. year. love you um the best. just great ap i was gonna say something. to really make you mad just now but. you know what my gut instinct said no. because i want to start a fight because. the new year's episode do it. i was gonna say right after that who. were they. that would have really made you mad yeah. but see i'm growing because i'm gonna.

change my [ __ ]. deal for the next year change it i just. did that was a gut instinct for me. to go who the [ __ ] were they right and. and i said. bob my intern my internal [ __ ]. dialogue said don't say it don't say it. right. and then that's like i think a growth. thing and i think that's what i'm gonna. do. that's just uh apple cider. right no it's alcohol i can't drink it. you're fine just drink it. okay i'll re-left for you for me yeah. yeah 100. yes no it is if i relapsed would you.

tell kalila. yeah what. you have no loyalty or no i don't know. you don't like me at all we brought you. on this show as a part of our family and. now you just like this you don't like me. at all. i want to help you that's not helping me. dude you're supposed to help me. or not oh that's hurting it's hurting. you know when i was drinking when we. were drinking on my show the first time. we ever did whiskey ginger together you. had red bull. and in the glass it looks like whiskey. yeah people were like i can't [ __ ]. believe. you'd be okay with him relapsing in. front of your face oh yeah yeah.

i was like are you guys [ __ ] out of. your mind yeah yeah george. would you tell if honestly if i pulled. you aside. and i said hey i relapsed would you tell. kalila you did. you did do that i did what you did pull. me aside and ask. and and [ __ ] tell me that you. relapsed did you tell kalila no. i know you didn't no i did not yeah and. that's a real friend well because it was. i was concerned about you i didn't know. what to do. yeah i actually was concerned i had no. idea what to do we hadn't done bad. friends then though right. no that's right no and that's what kind.

of led to that but also that's what. scared the [ __ ] of me because i was like. i told my wife i was like what am i. supposed to do. yeah yeah you put me in a very bad. situation ah give me the thing. give him the thing. but also that's kalila's [ __ ] niece. that's true yeah yeah what the [ __ ] i'm. never gonna have an ally in the house. i'm your ally but i just don't live in. your house. oh don't drink it yet bob. all right we're gonna do a countdown. yeah put some uh george who's this last.

one for. oh okay okay all right so so. don't drink before we do the [ __ ]. countdown so wait what do you want me to. do first andres hey guys. so to welcome the new year we're gonna. do it. spanish style and this is how we do it. in spain okay when the clock times 12. 12 a.m on the first uh. we eat one grape per time. in order to get good luck for the rest. of the year okay so you guys will have a.

countdown there. and rudy can give you the grapes. and then with each time you guys have to. eat one grape. trying not to choke. how many did the chimes go come fast no. they are pretty. i mean before bro you have to eat grapes. without choking this is what the. spaniards do yeah wow. these people are so weird i know all. right all right so we have to eat grapes. without choking. all right so i gotta do okay here we go. so this is the spaniard new year.

right um here we go. wait wait wait wait it'll these are the. quarters. hold on so you will see them on the. screen when to eat. so we don't eat until it says eat right. until the first time. starts the first chimes that you guys. are gonna hear are the quarters. and it's just to prepare you for it. [Laughter]. the first time you know can i say. something yeah. it might be one of those things where we. don't know that eating that many grapes.

at a certain amount of time makes you. choke. no no of the choking part i'm just. saying because you guys are not used to. that's. the oh he's just saying because he's got. experience oh i thought that this was. like. a challenge that they had in spain. all right here we go let's start ready. and go. [Applause].

cuartos. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. that's a chime no wait. those are the quarters now ding dong. dude that there are four of those. see as the clock gets to 12. [Music]. the grapes are so sweet okay. now one.

[Music]. [Applause]. wow. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. oh you guys fail.

did you get them george oh yeah george. and i were the only ones who. did it right. we did it yeah but you guys have to have. your mouth clear. you guys didn't do it they didn't do it. we did it. it's on camera okay wait a minute. let's do it again well.

so what you're saying is that the the. each of the. there can't be any grapes in the mouth. right. we never hold that. that's the [ __ ] rules also. you just swallow them whole yeah no no. you ch chew them and then swallow you. didn't chew and swallow i don't know why. there's no way there's no way. no you didn't [ __ ] this. so now after this uh we're doing some.

filipino tradition. okay rudy go ahead. for foreign filipino traditions during. the new year when. it turns to midnight you have to jump. really high. because like really high so that. um on the next year you will grow taller. and then and then you have to. um when the when it when it's midnight.

you have to. scream or make noises so. that the evil spirit won't possess you. that's it is that real. yeah don't look at me man i mean you. know korean you would know if this is. fake or not i've never seen this happen. but. all right so what do we have to do yeah. let me can we look it up first. no we even just trust she's funny i feel. like she's making it up. she's our resident these are reasonable. jump as high as you can so you can grow. the next year that's [ __ ] ridiculous. well they are short they're never tried.

all right number two make funny noises. to scare away evil spirits yeah yeah. do it so where's the clock for that. there's no clue for that. all right yep. all right count us off all right. i can do it but yeah okay so three. two one go.

[Applause]. all right okay i think we're ready for. the champagne. and your screaming was crazy yeah. like you you you scrap you like you. meant it. yeah do you really believe evil spirits. are like around i think so.

yeah okay she does you do i do believe. in it. what do you think is going to happen to. you yeah if you don't do that what do. you think is going to happen. oh my year will be like bad yeah so you. didn't scream last year yeah obviously. yeah. yeah yeah and maybe someone will die oh. what. somebody you love maybe like close. yeah okay okay all right very dark what. are the oh andres. what does it say dance123 those are the. music for now our dancing party andrew.

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wow pretty good party that feels good. get up and dance.

[Music]. really good well there is one more i. don't think we should do it but maybe. i'm not doing i'm not doing it i'm doing. it again. well if you turn on who knows what will. [Laughter]. happen.

that's good okay so we have to have a. countdown and cheers. okay shipping now that we're out of. breath it's been a great party it's been. an amazing new year. thank you for being a bad friend thank. you for being a bad friend ten nine nine. eight seven six. five four three.

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