Missionary Missionaries | Ep 144 | Bad Friends

on the heels of me playing Boston on New. Year's Eve which is part of the plug for. the Tea Party. we want to do a scene from my one of my. favorite Boston movies that departed he. accused me once I put up with it you. accuse me twice I quit if you make me. feel for my life I put a bullet in your. head as if you were anybody else that's. something you want to say to me William. you're 70 [ __ ] years old. one of these guys is gonna pop you as. for running drugs what the [ __ ] you. don't even need the pain in the ass and. they're going to catch you you don't.

even need the money. I haven't needed the money since I took. Archie's milk money in the third grade. tell the truth I don't need tea anymore. but I still like it. point I'm making you see I got this rat. gnawing cheese eating [ __ ] rat. questions come up questions see Bill. you're the new guy and the girlfriend. why don't you stay in the bar when I get. numbers your numbers everybody's numbers. is that something you want to ask me.

Frank start with you agree there is a. rat you said there was one I faced most. of what I do on the idea that you're. pretty good at what you should do sure. yeah all that aside but you Bill what. would you do. how many of these guys been with you. long enough to be disgruntled who needs. more money than do you pay them you pay. them much you know it's almost feudal. Enterprise. thank you the question is who thinks.

they would do what you do better than. you do only one that can do what I do is. me you want to be me I probably could be. you. I know that much. but I don't want to be you. heavy lies the crown sort of thing. Francis. we're out of here Mr Costello you'll. have to set the alarm you've definitely. never seen it yet stops up. let's see that over we'll give to the.

line again yeah just start with heavy. you say Francis no no she's got to take. a tail ball because I want to be able to. see her oh the transition heavy lies the. crowns so Mr friends make him a French. accent probably bartender make them uh. like Jamaican or whatever you know sure. and the bar tent yeah you pick yeah you. pick good okay okay heavy lies the crown. sort of thing. Francis. you'll have to set the alarm. thank you Jimmy see you tomorrow.

there's a boat coming in up in. Gloucester in Gloucester. French will give you all the details hey. bad friends I'm gonna be in Boston on. New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve Eve. right guys. everybody buy tickets to come see me on. New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve please. it's the final two shows the year before. Bob and I go on tour next year in March. with Juicy Juicy and the bad friend's. crew this is my last show go to. andrewsantino.com andrewsantino.com.

who are bad friends who are these two. idiots. [Music]. or something we're bad friends well not. during their Slaughter well that was. from they slaughtered with this on whoa. according to him I can't wear this. because they were Slaughter than this. all right here and they took the land. and then. do they use this on the casinos yes yes. that's authentic that's from a casino.

which one. uh. is my favorite one I played that one. yeah you shoot as a Pechanga no it's. from Morongo Morongo I'm sorry well. that's over there in Santa uh Santa. Monica yeah. all right I'll wear this one but this. right here no no no it's okay I get it I. get it here's the deal why are we doing. the Boston Tea Party. I don't know much about it do you not. know anything about it's coming they. lied who lied the English.

what did they do about the Tea actually. timeout yeah don't bring anything up you. can bring up photos no information I. want you to give I don't know anything. about that part of our history I want. you to try I bet you do all right let me. put the vest on real quick yeah. while you're putting your vest on juicy. I want you to tell me what your version. of the Boston Tea Party is. okay I'm gonna actually try what I think. I've learned is the Boston's uh they. took over a ship the Boston's yeah okay.

the boss let me throw one throw my ass. to us well could she finish hers before. you because I think I know one fact. about it I don't want to say it first it. has something to do with taxes ah no. taxation no taxation without tea without. tea you don't see the tax you can't tax. a t you don't T attacks you know tea. attacks you don't T attacks on this line. yeah on this line but I got to tell you. yeah can you tax T these days. I don't think you can t is not taxed you. can't tax the team you can't tax the. goddamn and the Boston's of that that.

boss don't even go to Boston yeah no. taxation without. representation that's the real one yeah. wait no taxation without representation. yeah what the [ __ ] does that mean it's. like how you can't get a role like I. mean you get a role you have to have. representations. light them up light them up yeah you.

[ __ ] you man why because I called you. dude first of all it was three minutes. late. I had already [ __ ] texted him that I. was gonna be [ __ ] late there's that's. the that rubs me the wrong way then it's. Andrew's fault for nothing no you [ __ ]. you you know what you did dude all right. and you know what I'mma Addie. Letterman's side that's insane you're. right that's insane you I understand now. her grip okay and her [ __ ] being on. Annie's side is bad for your career. that's bad for everyone's career anyway.

so let me say this what I never I never. told him to call I already know that I I. in fact two minutes he said should I. call Bobby and I said do not call Bobby. do not call back two minutes in and he. go and you know what he said to me he. goes I produce the show bud. so oh don't even get me started that's. what he said he said sit down and get. him this guy is a lazy one what what do. you mean this guy's one of the he don't. even show up to some of the [ __ ]. shoots because someone else is here for. me no he's also he's also he is not lazy. he's sick and he's here you're covered.

right now yeah one of the new ones it's. my last day of covid. well what the [ __ ] are you doing here. man oh it's the last time Pete yeah it's. the last day you just said I was lazy. and I'm here he wanted to prove he's not. lazy also Pete's the one that gave him. coven oh really yeah he gave it to all. of us have it okay tell me about the. Boston Tea Party as much as you know. they were tired of the taxing so they. went and they took all the tea and they. were like [ __ ] you and they pushed it. off the boat and all the tea went into. the water it's probably the dopest. version I've ever heard they were tired.

of the taxing so they took the tea I. know there was tea and taxing a boat I. just don't know the arrangement do you. want me to tell you what happened I'd. love to hear it. so but let me say this please I'm very. susceptible to your lies come on and. your exaggeration come on so I don't. want to be because I'm going to take. your information and then 20 years later. I'm gonna be in like in a [ __ ] party. Flex Freedman and some and some other. [ __ ] intellectuals and I'm gonna go. well I know about that and I'm gonna. repeat this story okay all right go. ahead all right so here's what really.

happened. people from Boston well let me write it. down give me a pen he can write it down. we can I need it you need it yeah yeah. give me a pen and a paper please okay. please Andrea's YouTube so he has to. [ __ ] coven. I guess you'll give it to me. is this washed good dude I don't like. the way you [ __ ] set it down dude oh. my God. an apology. let's throw that back sir. [Laughter].

are you being real right now dude are. you being real I can't believe it I. can't [ __ ] believe it let's see how. he does it this time let's see how he. does it this time. oh. my god oh [ __ ] you you can't [ __ ]. help yourself can you let me tell you. something no no no that's it that's. Annie. what you're copying Annie yeah but it's.

your behavior dude all right do it. [Laughter]. before before you [ __ ] do it dude I'm. telling you right now dude you're on the. line oh and it's gonna destroy a [ __ ]. friendship dude you're hurting his. feelings all right. go ahead you're on the line and you. destroy our friendship because if you. don't do it gentle I'm gonna present you. forever you're emotional right now I. know I'm emotional because I really. think our friendship's on the line oh no. that's real hard no but put it down nice.

put it down nice. very nice there it is. no that's not nice dude. I know but that's not nice our. friendship's over that's not that's not. yeah get out here our friendship's over. wow that was you couldn't have done that. nice wow no it doesn't matter you you. put it down okay Carlos Carlos is Boston. you're the T right now thank you so much. thank you and he threw you into the.

[ __ ] video sorry Andrew hard on it he. did. anyway tell me about the Bostons okay so. here's what happened what year this all. takes place in 1964. already it feels I feel like I'm gonna. say no honestly I feel like it's not. that wait really yeah yeah. 1864. okay that's better. 1864. still feel like. that's a little that's a little it was a.

time of kings and queens okay. kings and queens and poppers and. Princess everybody owned a little person. poppers and princes you could still own. an LP legally you could own an LP LP so. the lp business was a Boomin right is. that records higher than it's ever been. I think at one point record at one point. like 6.4 but in 1864 what do they have. like Chopin on vinyl and Bach on vinyl. or what would they'd have Jazz back then. did they sure they did sure that it had.

a lot of jobs Herbie Hancock. who who I run yep Hancock who ironically. played the commencement ceremony at the. Boston Tea Party On synth. let me just say something I don't think. they had since in the 80s. look it up when was the synth invented I. can show you right now reinvented or I. think he invented this he was one of the. co-inventors the synthesizer was. invented it says it right there what oh. synth invented 1865. okay this is right.

there even though that's in the search. you put that down. that's a trick dude okay dude that's. Google go ahead how do you search Google. that's Google you don't search what. you're looking for all right you're. right you're right it was like the facts. before. and he wrote enter 1860. push press enter all right he's not. gonna press that all right so so oh look. look whoa. 1964. that's what I said the first time.

it was close. you're right the irony of that is so a. little scary the Boston Tea Party. happened in 1964. okay. you got your the number yeah thank you. yeah so apparently so Boston people at. this point it's the only city in the. United States where you're allowed to. own and trade LPS and you can own and. trade LPS throughout your Friendship. Circle only in Boston so in L.A you if.

what would happen right if I went to you. and I went hey chick I have the new. Go-Go's they weren't around then but um. oh dude you're thinking I mean LP albums. oh what is it oh little people [ __ ]. you're really gonna ask little people so. back in the Boston they used to trade. Little People You Could Only trade. whites this was in Pro this was in. protest of the of the of this of the lp. trade embargo being being caught the. little people trading when this was was. this was ended this was a protest and so.

then they of course threw all the quote. black tea which was an attack on black. people really it was a bunch of racists. right. and then so then what happened so did. the English have anything to do with the. black little people or they're the ones. that started the the trading trade in. the first place but it's like they were. thrown out here hundreds of years ago I. know but they went to Ireland and. Scotland where most of us live. the LPS oh the that's right because I. saw the Lord would you could say Lord of. the Rings it's the Lord of the Rings. you know what I mean I know that and you.

know by the way I'll just say Shire you. know leprechaun LP was actually short. for leprechaun if you just [ __ ] blew. my [ __ ] mind there it was leprechaun. so my people say leprechauns nobody say. LP well I have to say it because of. respect that my grandmother was traded. she was a leprechaun my bad and she was. traded interesting she got traded about. six or seven times okay so let me let me. get this straight there you got it you. got it I think you got it I don't think. I got it let me hear I really don't. think I got it.

so I don't know anything about the boat. but there's a boat. no. I swear to God where are they gonna. throw it over a harbor they were on a it. was docked no engine oh so it's just. folklore yeah folk the boat is just fine. so they built this boat and they never. it never left the dock that was the. thing oh I see but can we just say boat. yeah say boat all right so. um back in the days of the kings and. queens and the poppers and the prince. in 1964. so we're at a party right yeah.

with a historian right they would lose. these little people right only white. ones right and I don't know why they had. to throw them overboard. because my my professor. Mr Santino never taught me that but they. just throw them over the board and. um but was great because while they were. being thrown overboard Herbie Hancock. was [ __ ] it's right there there's a. full-blown party going on what was the. house party what instrument was he.

playing the synthesizer wow it was it's. ironic because in 1964 is when it was. invented to the same it must have blown. everyone's mind because they never heard. anything like that correct yeah I mean. they're like what is that a piano as. they're throwing some space. right they hear the sins I get it wow. and England that's where the little. people come from. that's what I I can fill in the blanks. now I get it you don't have to say. anything so what happens is this okay I. get it right. England comes over here on about with.

the little people right and they're like. hello hello you know you don't have one. of these. right what is it you know what I mean. what is it yeah it's Southern are they. Southern there's a couple of Southerners. I didn't know Southern Boston there was. a couple of Southern Boston people you. know they say like like Boston accent. like oh it's from Southie right but Way. South Boston sounds like this dude oh. really that's why you sound nice wow. yeah I'm sorry Theo Vaughn could have. come from I think he's from. Massachusetts that's amazing yeah that's.

a [ __ ] great information there so um. so like hey hello hello hey man yeah. yeah do you have one of these little. ones I've never seen them before. here you go oh whoa thank you and then. you and then they threw them over we. don't want we don't want it no thanks if. they think threw it over right and. that's how Thanksgiving started that's. exactly right all right Thanksgiving. started. thank you for that history lesson I. gotta tell you I'm a learner you are.

yeah I'm a learner and I'm open and um. thank you for that you're an open. learner yeah you're an open book did. Indians have any native people have. anything to do with that or no yeah what. well they they you know yeah they what. they I I feel like this is what's gonna. happen no yeah you're gonna do like a. Sandy Hook thing and say they didn't. exist. are you a [ __ ] native deniers you're. a native denier well yeah yeah yeah to. be honest you've never seen one I've.

never seen it. one billion dollar sentiment settlement. from the anyway I have to pay out. Pachanga as a whole I'm sorry there's a. whole plug for Pechanga. uh the Indians were involved actually. the real truth truth truth yeah I would. love the real history of it a lot of. some of this is lies yeah. oh sh just just the what the Herbie.

Hancock part yeah and I knew that you. could tell I could tell because he came. around it was Count Basie that was there. yeah he also he came around the 70s I. think late 70s he was a little early for. him so Herbie Hancock no many of the. many of these people dressed up as. Native Americans so when you zoom in you. can see they were the first one to two. to do brown oh so those guys were there. those are white white men white guys in. brown makeup. interesting they all got fired from. their jobs the next day. they got canceled that was the first.

cancellation probably this was yeah. these guys the shoemakers got canceled. yeah. that's uh Kevin Shoemaker that's uh zoom. in you can tell that's Kevin Shoemaker. Hawkins you know these guys they're. historical figures oh yeah that's Kevin. Kevin Shoemaker is the one with it see. that see the his arms above his head. throwing that casket right that's Kevin. Shoemaker who looks like an [ __ ] he. 100 because in that box what's in there. a little person. that's interesting they used to put them. in boxes well they could fit yeah I know. they could fit they can't breathe but. it's easier to ship easier no they can't.

breathe like a bug you you poke holes in. there right but then you throw them in. the ocean it's. it's like a cat in a bag you know why. they used to do that you can only do so. much so far yeah I don't know what. happens when they go in the ocean I. don't know I think it floats maybe they. turn into mermaids that's all we got. mermaids yeah maybe thank you. Thanksgiving right this is how we got. mermaids you can't disprove it which. means you can't just prove it that's a. fact which means Little Mermaid is white. right listen up Disney Disney Little.

Mermaid I'll tell you why I'll tell you. why because they threw little people. right that were only white as Andrew. said right into the oceans we turned to. mermaids and by the way there are no. black murders where were most of the. little little people from England no no. you're mine Ireland Ireland Scotland. redheads redheads what what is Little. Mermaid Iris a redhead a redhead thank. you bro those are my people [ __ ] you. just blew my mind right now on you dude. that's it yes yeah yes that's how we got.

her yeah by the way the the drawings of. little mermaids huh Q oh I'm cute. yeah it's insane that you know she's. actually a fish she's just a full fish. here's the thing about Little Mermaid. she was only four foot six. I did not know what Google how tall was.

a little mermaid four foot four foot six. proving my theory once again she was an. LP from Ireland who was brought to. Boston thrown in the ocean turned into a. fish girl you know where mermaids [ __ ]. up is the fish part should have start. from the knees why is that because the. vag is covered up with fish vad. but do you know official have you ever. thought have you ever thought about that. see the beautiful mermaid how tall is. she just ask. give keep going I want to hear no but. you know my theory dude oh yeah I would. because mermaids are.

oh five four four five four five no and. the the oh there's different. measurements yeah that's right in the. ocean is different yeah because here. she's my height. so anyway tell me your theory keep going. well I just think it would be cooler if. the mermaids had the first part from the. knee down so but you're saying but how. do you know fish vagina is cool or not. because the bot the waist down it's not. a pant it's a part of their body yeah. but how do you know what a fish vagina. is like you have no idea well obviously.

they're naked. mm-hmm have you [ __ ] a fish. like I I tried I couldn't find the badge. so but you saying fish don't have. vaginas well I just you look at a. mermaid and you go where is the vad. you've seen the frontal part of the. [ __ ] mermaid uh do you care to. explain. centaurs centaurs yeah they have penises. you see them yeah but that's the animal. penis it's not the human penis that's. that is the horse penis that you see. yeah and the female centaurs you you see.

the vagina as well I know but I think. they can't show it on oh it's Disney. it's Disney [ __ ] Disney it's all. Disney's fault right that up top yeah. but I've seen other mermaids. what's going on here Bobby do you care. to explain. pinch and zoom. what is going on here bud I can't go in. the ocean. is there something that you want to tell. us well you want to go to the ocean. that's what happens is there something. you want to tell me I'm a mermaid. where's your look where's your vagina.

that's what I'm saying I when I'm in the. ocean I turn into a [ __ ] mermaid oh. my God my dick is gone oh my God right. so that's what I'm saying I mean you. literally Evolution [ __ ] it up yeah. I've never seen you look happier. can I tell you something yeah. can we get a good artist at home if. there's a fan yeah that photo leave it. on that what it is right now please. can we get someone who's really good at. painting we'll paint this because it is. beautiful [ __ ] stunning it's stunning. I want this in my house I want a. painting a recreation of this photo. that is stunning it's amazing thank you.

wow anyway. you guys should remake Splash you should. we make slime You'll Play Tom Hanks yes. yes and I'm I'm Hannah yeah Gatsby. Hannah Gatsby I'll be Hannah Gatsby. there I like that you're writing stuff. down yeah yeah you're big on writing. yeah yeah I like it he's open he's a. learner I'm learning right now dude so. um you feel so woke right now what do. you mean I feel like your presence is.

very alive I just woke up I had one hour. sleep I had one hour sleep and this. morning I woke up well I couldn't sleep. out because I had hunger pains what do. you mean in the middle of the night at. like five in the morning I woke up I'm. like I'm hungry did you go eat no but. you know I always think because. McDonald's you know how McDonald's used. to do 24-hour breakfast I know I miss it. but then they switched it to 11 A.M so. there's that window you're like I can. get it I can get it now and at six in. the morning I broke down and I got it. what'd you get today two egg Wing.

muffins a hash brown one breakfast. burrito orange juice and a Cinnabon. small man I ate it all and then I. couldn't get back to sleep and then I. kind of came here I was a little late. why do you think you couldn't get back. to sleep after I was in a bad mood and I. was full and I was like do you think it. was maybe like 5 000 calories that. couldn't put you back to sleep. that's a lot pop yeah I wonder if you. read all that that was a couple of. breakfasts yeah I didn't eat anything. yesterday though that's a problem I know. but that well well can I tell you why. and I. don't don't they told me not to say it.

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Ramen place in Little Tokyo love takuya. ramen takuya and um so I was a party of. six. and one person was late. I waited an hour. the Japanese guy comes out okay. I come with five where the other person. and I go. she's parking a car no forget it. been there done that I think that's what.

he said been there done that that is. their slogan that is I have no idea. outside on the signage yes. what he goes you know if not six you can. come I go what if she just doesn't come. we're five then right no. no then he goes Party of Five Phillips I. swear to God how do you have five. Phillips right the Phillip family comes. in but Phillips comes up because we only. have four and he goes no problem. probably teach them immediately so now. I'm seething mad of course right I tell.

the the sixth person don't even come. whoa so I find the Japanese dude in the. restaurant and I go well the sixth one's. not coming. so can we see it she's like now you have. to wait no yeah I had to wait another. half an hour. right and then so I was gonna [ __ ]. put it on my story I took a photo of the. sign and I was gonna rip him apart but. you didn't I didn't you know why why. quality food. what I could have posted it when we got. our food though.

I know but the food is so good that you. can't be mean. that's true if the food is bad you could. be mean yeah because I'm gonna go back. there again 100 in fact you know what. what let's flip the script on them let's. kill him with kindness. why don't you why don't you send a. message to the man right now because no. I can't right now dude let's do it okay. kill him with kindness all right what's. his name let's just call them uh. uh careful twins there it is. is that squint yeah that's not offensive. it's a it's a term of endearment yeah.

yeah. let me put a little adjective like a. little little Squints a little squint. yeah like a rapper Little squint yeah. hey yo I'll say yo. why not yeah yo yo little Squints what's. up what's up you know what I mean yeah. Dr Bob here I want to be rapper too yeah. but you're not an actor I know but this. is either as Dr Dre. I think he actually is he got a doctor. he doesn't have a doctor all right so. I'm Bob. you could be missing Mr Bob Mr Bob you. know man Grand Master Bob sure thank you.

Grandmaster is a little what. a stretch a little Kanye there yeah oh. it is Master oh that's right great my. bad the grand Masters the leader of the. KKK it is I think so well who's great so. Grand Master Flash was a [ __ ] in the. cake that was kind of fighting back at. the man that was like getting back at. the man I'm getting I'm getting it back. at the man now too I like it Grand. wizard right sorry Grand wizard so your. grand wizard Bob yeah yeah that's better. right yeah that's taking power yeah yo. little Squints yo yo grand grand Wizards.

Bob hey it's Grand wizard Bob the cut. yeah I want to say it again I'm Grand. wizard Bob. what's up the KKK yo he's gonna clip. this great music for that website great. Roman dog shout out from Bobby. I'm doing my apology guys okay okay go. go go well look at the camera don't look. at us yeah go ahead and apologize to him. he's watching yo and sorry that I had to. wait two hours. you know what I mean. do it again we'll do it again I'll wait. five hours next time with love with us.

Grandmaster Grand Master Bob no grand. grand wizard Bob ground wizard Bob. so that felt better thank you good yeah. we got through that and now let's go. there together yeah and we'll go you. know what we'll do next time we'll go. I'll go with you and we'll say. party of one but I'll go with you and. we'll see if they'll let you add a. person to the party instead of one not. being there that's a trick what do you. mean undersell. right there's six people be like it's. only a party of four then there's six. arrive he's like put it forward and.

you're like yeah we have six yeah see. what he does yeah he's not gonna say. that no no that's a trick yeah that's. okay yeah that's pretty good yeah so we. wait longer yep that's great yeah yeah. or or we could just have the number we. should have the number yeah yeah I have. an idea go ahead we say four the three. of us go and they go where's the fourth. person we say they're in the bathroom. meanwhile you go to the bathroom and. come back in a disguise and we play the.

whole dinner so we Ethan hunted yes we. Mission Impossible either hunt maybe I. can get one of those things the machines. that he has you guys need to set up. costumes in the bathroom at the. restaurants. so I can be anybody okay right so you. could you could literally be anybody. yeah right who do you want to be Orson. Welles oh I could do an awesome oh no. you know you know but something even. better Herman Cain oh whoa because he. died yeah so did Orson but Herman came. is like you know we should do all dead. people right but dead black politicians.

yeah let's do dead bat politicians yeah. of course yeah yeah you will have to eat. two meals why because Herman Cain like. to eat ramen a lot no just to prove it. to the to the waiter that there's did. you hear his breakfast order I think. he's gonna have no idea all right come. on well I'm just saying that was a lot. of people I didn't eat a lot yesterday. I'm not judging at all that was just a. lot I'm surprised you can consume that. much because you're a small man yeah. I had hunger pains and I don't like it. but he just looked up hunger pains and. it's indicative of something else what. what they come from other stuff hunger.

paying strong contractions in the. stomach uncomfortable sensation these. paints don't always indicate a true need. to eat something else is going on. well juicy stomach cancer you want to. tell them. no don't look there yeah no you're. supposed to know yeah yeah why you're. getting these pangs is not because. you're hungry but because there's. something going on in your life that you. need to talk about. um interesting what is it yeah what is. it. I'm confused.

about what why why is it 600 pound life. not 500 pound live 700 pound life. there's a thousand pound life no is it. really oh yeah she just got married. congratulations with a new show called a. thousand pound life a thousand pound. sisters but that's not the strong. because that's a there it is what a. thousand pounds Tammy and Amy Tammy just. got married I think right. okay. so they changed it. there's you and me buddy what if that's. not you and me I don't know what is. that's us dude that's 100 US yeah that's.

thousand pound sisters oh the one to the. left made it she did yeah she on the. right didn't make it I I I I I think I. think they're both still around no but. just in terms of losing the way. but that's not the goal of the show. what's the goal of the show just to be. oh to be a thousand pounds yes yeah oh I. see all the yeah they have to change the. title sequence and yeah you got to keep. it or if you go down to 450. who's. watching these sisters yeah no yeah yeah. that's her boyfriend right there or it. was for one episode how how does that.

work. I'm I'm not being rude how does that. well. I'll tell you this can you imagine how. big that man's penis is. it's got to be not big long well it has. a width there's no way it gets it's got. to be able to snake around stuff right. like that game it's a snake in the can. like in a canyon yeah right I get it. he's got to wind it up. Let it Go and then it has to find its. way to get in there I mean tough tough.

and and usually he doesn't find it no. yeah yeah that's the whole part of the. game most of the time it runs into a. dead end. like it's one of those like maze like. the Maze and The Shining yeah that's. exactly right right the Maze and The. Shining yeah there's just a dead end. right but when he gets through once a. year hooray that's great Victory it's. victory yeah these girls one of them. just got married see which one got. married. oh she had a baby you look at her Amy. Amy had a baby Amy had a baby but she. looks great there she does this she lost.

a ton of weight oh good good yeah. there's all the baby yeah. [Laughter]. insane that's insane yeah that's cute. that's amazing that's cute good for them. yeah but what I'm saying is is that it's. a thing it like because I was watching. one this morning and there was a girl. that which one were you watching 600. pounds that one's okay yeah so there was. a girl that was 550 600. she met a guy.

in England. they were playing games yeah yeah man. yeah it seems like take time or whatever. it's just all those. it's those video games where you have to. like make burgers you like have to like. put them on the grill and do the fries. and then Serve the People. that was so mean so they're pancakes. yeah they're playing cake time right. online you know what I mean and in real. life in real life yeah and he flies to. [ __ ].

Texas or Arizona and he just marries her. that week and now she's gained even more. way after the marriage after the. marriage but like in this guy's just got. regular sized. white he's a Joe Schmo yeah yeah but he. has to think that that's his thing. that's got to be his thing now are you. saying the F word what. fetish. oh I I mean come on I don't know what do. you think what constitutes a fetish a. form of sexual desire in which.

gratification depends to an abnormal. degree on some object or item of. clothing or part part of the body. so it's just an abnormal degree. your desire your sexual desire. gratification depends so your your your. your your your sexual uh uh. gratification is purely dependent upon. one thing an object. object item of clothing or a part of a. body yeah but you know what's [ __ ] up. I've seen this a couple times on that.

show is now they're these people make. money online. because that's a fetish and people want. to just see them eat cakes just eat food. yeah yeah and then I guess they jerk off. you know what I mean they jerk off to. people eating cake yeah they find it. sexual do you have a fetish. I don't think so because I'd be honest. if I've had something I like. um. I like long faces like horse face I just. every girl I've had has a long face yeah. and the women I match with on usually.

having longer faces really yeah I think. mine was you know what mine is I like uh. I like nibbling on um earlobe that's not. a thing though Everyone likes that I. really like it I like it too but I like. biting hard okay well no I think I have. a thing with ears maybe that's my thing. I bite my dog's ear okay I nibble on her. ear but that's your thing how about you. Jess yeah it's not really sexual it's. just like I like I just want to bite our. little [ __ ] ears I I don't know if I. have I'm sure I do but I can't think of.

anything I think spit is weird I know I. know people that like yeah I've spit. stuff I know things I don't like yeah. yeah oh there's a million things I don't. like who stuff is insane pee poopy spit. pee pee pee's okay. you've been peed on no but I see it and. I think that's neat you know what's. gonna be honest with you. when I do see them I mean on PornHub. yeah I do watch it I me too yeah and I. and and it's usually guy peeing on a.

girl no I like the other way oh I don't. really yeah I would never do it because. I'm um a neat freak in a germaphobe and. I'm thinking immediately about my like. bed and my sheets and I'm like oh my God. they're piss all over the place like. anytime somebody mentions squirting and. they're like so dope and I'm like I. don't know it sounds it sounds like such. a clean up job yeah like it sounds like. such a nightmare yeah I'm just Christian. I think when it comes to death God bless. brother you too God bless I love you. Americans today look at us yeah yeah I.

love uh we are good since Grand wizard. Bob we are a good old-fashioned Puritans. yeah and somebody a fan can we make a. grand wizard Bob sign for him to hang. behind him I love it I really like it. when uh the guys on top and I'm just. laying there oh you like no work it's. just the missionary yeah I just love a. good missionary yeah yeah old school. yeah yeah you know what's so funny I. like that like there's a new generation. of people that that there's just like. sexual Revolution people are trying so. much stuff now you know everybody. instinctively still loves missionary oh.

yeah it's the go it's it's everybody. loves it it's the standard it's the. go-to the go-to yeah it's you know what. it's like McDonald's breakfast exactly. do you think you can't do it all the. time yeah but when you do yeah it's. great it feels right it's fun it's. comfort food it's comfort food yeah yeah. missionary position is comfort food. what'd you say Do you think the Puritans. like only knew of missionary and like. the first person. to freak out all right yeah like 69ing. standard cat paws.

weird [ __ ] 69ing was tamed to them that. was like lame to them that was their. missionary yeah. that's the only thing you have to look. forward to it's [ __ ] that's the only. thing you can't watch SportsCenter you. can't right well there's nothing to do. there's nothing to do because that's. what when you're plowing in the field I. can't wait to [ __ ] to plow I can't wait. to get home and plow yeah yeah that's. the only thing imagine that because. there was nothing like think of how. boring have you ever seen that when a. kid rolls up uh has a stick and rolls a.

wheel down the street you've ever seen. this no this was like from the [ __ ]. not when you were a kid with me let me. explain it to me don't Google it so I'm. a kid centuries ago okay a game for. little children was to take a stick and. smack a wheel down the road. a wheel or a ball a wheel they why and. that's my point I don't get it. look at that rolling in old-fashioned. hoop. that was the walking on stilts they.

would just [ __ ] lift themselves off. the ground and walk around town duck. duck on the rock you try to throw rocks. at Ducks. whoa poor ducks that was their war zone. right that was their war zone throw rope. rings around a steak which became. horseshoes essentially oh I see but let. me see rolling an old-fashioned hoop. please Google that this you've never. heard of this juice have you ever seen. that I've seen it it's like I cannot. believe that's a thing this is the 1800s. kids with hoop rolling.

look look they were just back black and. white look at that this kid this is how. he's getting off this is his fetish. he's rolling a hoop down the street and. that's fun for these [ __ ]. this is CR this is always creepy to me. little girls how these little girls have. babies on there they have babies that. young oh yeah you start really young. back then you'd have a kid you'd have a. kid when you're five or six. he's like [ __ ] that these are all. grandparents yeah those kids those. eight-year-olds are definitely gay.

he didn't stop to say hello it says that. in the title yeah look how fast he blows. past these babes or that's how fun that. is that's how much fun yeah I'd rather. do this than look it doesn't matter to. this guy. they go hi Johnny yeah Johnny go how. Here Comes Johnny let's show him our. babies hey Johnny look. our babies [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'm hooping. do you think he goes like does grown. adults back then do that.

I hope not I know I think some did you. think some did I think I would do I. would be doing that oh you're proving. because I play games video games some. adults do the ones that are right crazy. little little imagery it doesn't look. like adults really did it's like video. games today by the way look at those. kids how is that a nine-year-old 80 year. old. how is that a kid who's also got a. retirement account yeah oh my God look. at it the kids did look older they. looked so old because they were working.

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right and I think one of them said you. know we get so many. so what are you trying to say that you. think that we you and I can start. kissing our famous friends no no what. I'm saying is I don't get enough to I'm. I'm still stuck on no no I haven't. evolved no you can be the other side of. the coin right like that could be just. our super rich friends that are running. out of they're getting too much puss. they then they'll start wanting to kiss. us yeah but I'm the guy in back of them. yeah yeah I'm watching yeah watching.

like I'm not doing that oh you know I'm. Mick jaggering this who am I you're. definitely Lou Reed oh no but look at. Max getting into involved yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah. wow now do you honestly think that this. was this was a symptom of the times as. well like this was like it was cool it. was sexual Freedom it was 1973. like. there was a lot of drug use they were. partying like it's almost like. this is how I feel like sometimes these. guys got caught up in [ __ ] and they had. no idea they were doing it they were. just like laced up but there was no. social media so you took a photo where.

are they gonna put it you guys also have. a lot of photos of you guys kissing each. other and being naked yeah. wait no no they ran they got so much. push we do it because we love it that's. true so we're actually gay we're gay. we're gay we're gay yeah yeah they love. yeah. they're trying to do that when you and I. die yeah they're gonna show only photos. at our funeral of us kissing and nude oh. my God we gotta stop doing that no no we.

gotta keep going at this point yeah yeah. why not it's not like there was one yeah. there's a thousand photos of you and I. on each other naked there's a sec we. have a full-on sex toy photo shoot yeah. so juicy out of the three which which. one would you hook up with first out of. Mick Jagger Lou Reed and David Bowie. David Bowie right yeah it's funny. because and it's not that he's the most. attractive is but he's the most wild and. cool that's how the guy feels on. thousand pound life or whatever.

what what a thousand pound lady what. does that show you watch yeah yeah 600. pound life six pounds yeah yeah it's. it's how cool she she's she's Bowie to. that guy. it's not about her looks right she's. about she's bowling. I guess that's true by the way 600 pound. life the one where it's um the doctor. doctor no doctor no is so funny the.

great did you ever see I made him do a. cameo for me you know to promote my tour. dates I did it years ago a couple years. ago I think we showed it on here but. he's like go see Andrew Santino how'd. you meet him I get Cameo I paid for a. cameo online oh you just got it yeah. yeah because I love he's so mean put up. a picture of that cat I love this guy. he's so mean to them they'll be like I'm. really trying he's like you're not try. hard enough you're too pet you're so fat. yeah yeah he's so judge Iranian I know. you can tell I love it he's irate and I. rate Iranian yeah there he is look at. the one right next to it to the right.

look at that face that's the one he. usually makes you need to stop Lou you. need to stop eating bad food so he must. be the he's the best in town I think. with gastric bypass I I also think it's. he's it's a character he looks like that. he looks like somebody drew him yeah he. looks like a dragon came to life so I. think they just like his personality was. a casting thing it looks like it to me. all right you think there's not I mean. there's millions of doctors that do that. but so he's not the best that to do it I. highly doubt it I think he's just Pro. the best that do it are like that's like.

the Illuminati [ __ ] you know like. whoever like Will Smith goes to to get. any kind of surgery done right those. people you'll never know they don't. exist they get paid in [ __ ] direct. deposits exactly. wouldn't that be that's what Rich got. you want to talk about rich stuff guys. that have their own doctors that they. don't have to have a practice Yeah. that's wild [ __ ] where the doctors just. like only go to rich people's homes they. don't even have an office they don't. even have like proper uh doctoral [ __ ]. like they don't they don't have to do. anything doctorally they have a layer. they have a layer yeah well Michael.

Jackson had one and he killed him he did. and you can and you can now sign up to. be one of his clients. what was that drug that he gave him uh. uh [ __ ] I know it too on the tip of my. tongue it was uh I think it was with d. it starts with a d or an F propofol. propofol P yep. profile it's a problem have you ever had. propofol oh I'm still here I know well I.

don't you I want to see what that feels. like what's it what does it do to you. Propofol. there's a painkiller. it turns the skin white. let's see it says right there propofol. is a comp it can cause wait what. sedative it's a sedative to help you. relax during surgery or whatever but if. he was asking only for that that must be. the best one look at that that medicine. has been used recently to sedate. coronavirus oh wow whoa. patients who need medical ventilation in.

the intensity so if you're on a. ventilator and I see you they give you. propofol to chill out to before you die. yeah oh that's that's a good night long. kiss good night I wonder yeah. wow whoa yeah imagine having millions of. dollars like Michael. and you can still he's a b he was a bee. and then you can just get any doctor to. write you any subscription prescription. what if you still had to go to Walgreens. wait in that line yeah hey I think I. have a prescription here yeah last name.

Jackson. can I see your ID yeah and then they're. like he's like I got one for Latoya I. have one yeah he goes through all of. them there's no Michael in there do you. think Michael Jackson ever had to. [ __ ] show his ID for anything no. don't you know the story we've talked. about on the show he had to rent out a. grocery store to know what it was like. to shop in a grocery store I'm just. saying if he gets pulled over the by a. cop though do you think he has to never. driven a car he never drove a car that's. right he never he look at that what is. that what is that Motown ID card for the.

for the record record label yeah it. could be like a oh yeah no it's for it's. when you go on okay compare the two that. photo and now look at that oh yeah that. same guy they're like this isn't it. but now let me ask you a real question. yeah and I'm not making fun yeah I. actually am not I'm actually a. legitimate question of the room do you. think. I'm not I just don't do it yeah you're. doing it no I'm not yeah you are I was. gonna do you think what do you think. that he was this was trans before trans.

that he was kind of one of the first. like. no no I mean yeah no I'm being I'm not. being so he's transitioning to a ghost. because that's what he looks like yes no. he's the first person I want to be the. first ghost he's the first trans white. for the first trans White. this is Trey he is identifying as a. white person no he's white he was I. don't think he was going for white what. the [ __ ] are you talking about for.

something else Beyond. you know you go to Bed Bath and Beyond. yeah Beyond The Pale Beyond The Pale. what do you mean wow do you not know. what Beyond The Pale I saw. a triangle of sadness you did. so [ __ ] I brought my brother did you. cry not that I cry we cried laughing. that's what I'm saying. listen I my brother only likes. you don't mean those kind of movies you. know with the [ __ ] what is people you. know with the dick in the mouth oh.

yeah yeah yeah. he loves those movies right yeah yeah. you're right in the butthole right so. anyway um he loves those movies right so. we're sitting in this Art House movie. the the the one in the uh Sunset right. by the store. oh lemony whatever they call MC AMC now. gross why I just missed when it was Mom. and Pop I know but still it's like this. little art artistic theater yeah yeah.

yeah and when you when you're watching a. movie like a cans you know I mean. Palmdale or award movie they show all. these like the trailers are not Marvel. no it's the same kind of movie correct. right so when my we're watching this. [ __ ] and the trailers my bows like. already going let's get the [ __ ] out of. here man because it's like Aristocrats. you know what I mean people drinking tea. it's like the entire a24 slate yeah he. didn't like it it's the Boston Tea Party. but once that movie started I mean just.

10 minutes in my brother was just we. were laughing incredible it's so. incredible have you seen it no but I. just did your brother's podcast. what I just did it and I and I I just uh. he wanted me to ask you about a story. well go ahead all right since it came. out kind of naturally oh he said to ask. you about a guy named Derek Oliver. [Laughter]. what about Derek Oliver Bob. I don't know he said to ask him about it.

I think we've talked about him we have. well. well she needs a response at some point. yeah I'm gonna give her one no no I mean. I'll give her one now okay you want more. yeah. yeah how dare you. let me talk let me talk all right. I bring you into this [ __ ] family. right he did yeah let me talk you don't. interrupt okay. I look at the the Sea of you know I mean. people at your level and then go which.

one which one which one which one can I. help. a gigantic career you know I'm talking. to Millions baby the M's yeah the lights. you mean camera camera action I actually. start right and I go you know this one. I have to come I have to I have to get. people's approval right I have to fight. for it you did a couple of times you. couldn't make it right right I still. stuck by your side you did right I bring.

you in you kill it you make me look good. it's mad right and then the machine's. starting right and I tell everyone my. agents my managers people everyone I see. she's the next one she's up she's a star. right then you come into my [ __ ] home. right and you bring up Derek Oliver oh. yeah shut the [ __ ] up juicy all right. stop [ __ ] around all right what did I. do to you everybody I know but so why do. you treat me like this I don't know who.

he is treat me like this man I'm. guessing not a friend. give her a synopsis. he beat the [ __ ] out of me. he accumulated in front of 300 kids at. my school yeah and it was the most. embarrassing day of my life no they were. not friends. yeah yeah so enemies he beat you up yeah. oh yeah it's cool oh yeah yeah I bullied. him. so you were asking for it.

wait he would eat ice cream I would. stick in his face right he'd be walking. with his books I [ __ ] [ __ ] you you. know what I mean nerd right yeah so one. day I don't know his dad or his uncle or. somebody told him confront him so Derek. Oliver goes hey man meet me at the field. by your house you know what the feel I'm. talking about everyone's coming. right and I go yeah you little [ __ ]. let's do this last one and then I got.

knocked out. in front of everyone. and then from then on ice cream in my. face. [ __ ] falling from my arm was Steve. there yeah oh yeah. he was in Derek's corner he was just it. was Carnival thirsty was on mine but. then my brother's kind of just went to. the other side. yeah so anyway it was the most. humiliating shameful day of my life and.

I regret me treating like that guy like. that I learned a valuable lesson I'm not. a bully okay I'm a victim yeah yeah oh. no yes yes I'm a victim we've all had. these moments yeah yeah so thanks for. doing that that was embarrassing moments. though man do they they shape you as a. person in a good way they do yeah I. don't know if I tell you this but it. reminded me that I wrote a love note to. a girl one time. it's just so embarrassing in college my. freshman year a girl who I crushed on. super hard I slid it under her dorm door.

freshman year. I came home one day yeah. to her reading the note. all right came back to the dorm I saw. her reading the note with like two other. guys from the dorm and three other girls. and they were dying laughing oh my God. I wish I was there oh my God I wish I. was there I genuinely I contemplated did. you cry no no no I I went right back. outside and I looked at the main road it. was a four-laner and I thought.

I gotta jump in front of it. I was like how if I get hit do I die. right away what is a drag on yeah. because I was dude I was that [ __ ] me. up but where is she now. I'd love to know it's Meghan Markle she. married oh I see oh my gosh she went up. she went up she went up but she went up. yeah no where is she now who the [ __ ]. knows man that [ __ ] you have one of. those where it [ __ ] you up I did so. when I was in junior high I had my first.

crush and we had instant messaging at. this like at AOL instant messaging like. just came in yeah it was like brand new. and I was messaging him and it's funny. now I can't even think of his name but I. was so obsessed with him but I was. messaging him and I like copied his name. and pasted it and would write his. responses like trying to be funny yeah. yeah but it just like freaked him out. and then he wouldn't talk to me ever. again he's like I think there's a glitch. in my computer. he like got really scared he didn't get.

that that that was your version of. flirting it was like modern day. witchcraft to him I think because yeah. like how did you Court kalila I mean. like what was your chat what was your. scheme on getting her to be interested. in you. time. right to wait it out you were just. because there was two other. um yeah right and I go and they were. like you know different than me like. rugby players. athletes guys guys men. men with hair just men all over their.

bodies yeah musk muscles and so she had. like one was a professional soccer. player whoa in Spain Ronaldo something. like that right and then another one was. a Australian rugby player Jesus I would. like to [ __ ] either of these yeah yeah. yeah and I'm like look at I'm looking at. them going. well they live in different countries so. that that helped that always helped yeah. distance Health distance helps right. proximity so I have time right right and. then what I did was I you know.

I I you know I love bomb. you love Bob I love bomb now this is. controversial do you know what love. bombing is it's like love bombing is. when you like you're like obsessively. you know you're attempt to influence a. person by demonstrations of attention. and affection so you're like right away. you're like you say stuff like hello you. know you're the most beautiful girl I've. ever seen you know I'll do anything for. you give them gifts this and this this. but a lot of the guys when they love. bomb and they once they have sex they. leave that's that's why it's [ __ ] up. well psychologists have identified love.

bombing as a possible part of a cycle of. abuse and have warned against it very. highly right but what do they [ __ ]. what do they know but also can I just. defend myself here though. but what I'm doing now is I'm not doing. the I'm doing the polar opposite right. you're hate bombing yeah yeah. yeah yeah I hate you and it seems to. work better. it's challenging don't show up yeah like. yeah [ __ ] you don't go to money no what. I'm doing I've been doing is it's like.

being mindful of what I say yes right. and promise things can't and not and not. see them every single day maybe once a. week you know what I mean and just get. to know each other we can't have a. balance yeah have a balance have a. balance that's healthy well I'm trying. to do because I just don't want to. repeat the same kind of things where. it's like dude that's I mean that's. honestly I'm no joke all jokes aside. that's huge growth especially for you. learning about what you like and you. don't like at this point in your life. relationship wise yeah huge growth to be. like well I'm not going down those. [ __ ] roads anymore yeah it's hard. because you've already done it yeah but.

I will say when you and I talk privately. off the show about dating stuff it seems. like. you're finding your way. into what's comfortable for you yeah I. think my self-esteem is better. yeah yeah it is it's much better I know. right so it's like. um that helps because you feel really. good about yourself I feel good about. myself yeah and I feel about where I'm. at and it's like there's a confidence. that I have do you feel good about. yourself yeah that's awesome that's. awesome that is [ __ ] awesome you know.

what I feel like is a white good looking. white so. um. um not sorority what's the other one. that's how you feel yeah you feel like a. fractal I feel like a white frat guy. with [ __ ] six pack you don't have to. say white track it's it's redundant just. say frat guy oh yeah that's right right. yeah don't you see them you know they do. Stomps and stuff oh yeah it's [ __ ]. tight are there Asian frats yeah it's. called it's like every Ivy League school. it's just a frat oh that's right so but.

um I feel like uh the popular good. looking dude on campus what are the. Asian fraternities. can you still rush even though you're 51. do you think oh let's see the Asian. fraternities all right right Pi Delta. Psi Lambda Phi Epsilon Alpha Kappa Delta. Phi too many words you can only have. three two. [Laughter].

they have a different style of hazing. you know like. you have to Chuck you have to chug Ramen. Ramen juicy no noodles yeah what is it. Lambda Phi Epsilon International. fraternity that's the biggest Asian okay. it says the world's largest Asian. interest fraternity founded in 1981. right after the Boston Tea Party at Los. Angeles California International. fraternity guide men and lifelong.

Discovery hey let's reach out to Lambda. Phi Epsilon and see if they can make you. an honorary memory I would love to so. anybody that's I always want to be. anybody that's a Lambda it's a try. fraternity it's dry so that's right. it's great yeah it's awesome that's. awesome okay cool yeah so what do they. do they have games. um they're known for providing. outstanding leadership philanthropy and. advocacy in the community. yeah it's not fun at all well yeah yeah. you know it's a dry fraternity so no.

drinking no drugs is there more of a. druggie one yeah where's the drug well. we can't send him to the drug one why. not just well it's for the show yeah I. don't have to like partake no he just. wants to be around yeah yeah I mean he's. still around us and we're toxic yeah you. don't want to be around one you know. we're just smoking opium and Asian fat. asian frat not dry no that's not gonna. get it done party party best eight best. Asian party party fraternity best Asian. party fraternity I don't know what a kid. search.

no one's searching this. Asian masculinity well we're not we. should sway away from that one. Duke University frat holds racist Asian. themed party let's go there. yeah that's me yeah but that wouldn't I. wouldn't they would I'm gonna be the. vict yes you gotta fight you gotta oh. that's right you gotta fight the. challenge myself yeah when I walk in the. frat house I'm gonna go yeah what. they'll do it in unison will you come.

with me oh yeah I'll be one of the guys. in the France no why you want me to work. I want you the eyeliner yellow pretend. to be Asian you say her wrong they'll. sniff me right out yeah. hero. Hero perfect I don't like it I don't. like anything she gets nervous anytime. we do that do more Asian you're allowed. to with him if he says that you're. allowed to yeah I beg of you she's gonna. get because you brought up she gets. canceled because of that. what because she says hero I wouldn't.

get canceled now it'll happen like 20. years that's right 20 years from now oh. that's always do you really think of. stuff like that sometimes it happens all. the time yeah but on our podcast one of. our best friends is Asian and we're. joking with him I think it's okay no but. it's interesting when you said the. n-word when we started the show that's. not okay. because she's thinking because of what. Shane Gillis went through yeah right. she's now thinking forward Shane Hills. didn't have an Asian guy on the show. with him I understand a little different. it is a little different but it's just. interesting that that's something that.

you have to think of. you and I don't yeah but why don't we. think of this though yeah we do it right. yeah yeah we're fine. no that's not the right comparison. that's not we're just we're also older. and of a different generation and she's. she's part of a more young Progressive. she they have to be more conscious at. her level they're so much more. judgmental of each other our peers know. that it's all love and we're kidding her. peers are [ __ ] probably being like I. heard what you said on that podcast and. that's not cool not to my face but yeah. yeah behind your back really of course.

Bob this is their dear this is a Young. Generation Well they're trying to be. woke and Progressive and be conscious of. what comes out of their mouth we're old. idiots if I say hero they'll say goodbye. that's great thank you for being a bad. friend could I possibly plug one show. I'm 100. okay I'm headlining the San. Jose Improv on January 18th and I would. love to see some of you guys out there. go out there January 18th San Jose. Improv and go watch the juice please.

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