Manic Edging | Ep 334 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Oh, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Yesterday. I saw it. ODYSSEY. EVERYONE'S IN IT. JUNO, Private. Ryan, Twilight, everyone's in it, dude. Catwoman. >> Mhm.

>> You from the neck down is in it. Carlos, >> what's that joke? >> Cyclops. That was your body. >> Oh, okay. Oh. Oh, he's like ripped and. tall. >> Yeah. And it's just like famished. >> Oh, >> yeah. And there's an island full of. Andreas's in in the movie. >> The siren. >> Yes. >> O. to you. We don't care. England's out. The semiis, right? you don't like. football and you know uh that's it dude.

All right. I love Spanish people by the. way. I really do. But I just didn't like. um it's always it's always span. Argent. span. It's always Spain ar it's always. the same Germany. you know. And um you saw that I have a. new car. You want me to talk now? >> That was the monologue. I was let I let you rock. >> You came in, you punched some of the. boxes in the back and and I said, "I got.

to let him go for a little while.". >> Mhm. >> I'm not going to interrupt. >> Yeah. But you didn't. And you know what. that is? That's being a compatriate and. a compadre. >> Okay. And that's being. >> both, dude. >> You're both, dude. >> And you know what? >> Yeah. And a sidekick. Compatriot. >> It's a companion compadre and a patriot. I'm a compatriot. >> You are. You're dressed as a um flamingo. or whatever. whatever that dress is. >> And um you're you came in with an air, Andreas, like we won.

>> And it's like I get it. >> Okay. >> He texted us the moment. This episode's. going to be way out after it's over. But. today we just saw the World Cup and uh. majorly disappointed. Majorly. disappointed. >> Yeah, I think the whole country. >> Did you see it? >> The World Cup. I won. >> The Odyssey? >> No. >> Why? Everyone was great. >> I didn't have time to go see it. No, but. >> Are you going to watch it? >> I. >> I don't I don't uh No, I actually No. >> No, you have to watch it. >> I won't. >> It's a Let me just say something.

>> I just don't. >> It's an epic cinematic experience. You. haven't seen a movie like this since. Lawrence of the Arabia. >> Didn't see that either. >> Or Braveheart. >> Didn't see that either. >> Right. So, it's like it's right grand. >> It's um I think he handled the. mythological aspects of it in a very um. >> grounded. >> grounded way. Yeah. >> What's it about? What's it about? >> The Odyssey. >> What is that? >> Odysius. >> The boat. >> Well, there's Matt Dam. Well, there is a. boat in it. >> Yeah, that's the boat, right? >> Yeah. There's a cave. A boat. Buildings.

>> I I like boats and buildings. >> I know you do. I know. Let me pitch it. to you. >> Caves. No. No. No. No. No caves. Okay. There are trails. >> Love trails. >> Okay. There's beaches. >> I could do without beaches. I'm not a. sand guy. >> There's uh whirlpools. >> WHIRLPOOLS. POOLS, DUDE. You know that. You love it, dude. Always have. >> Yeah. You always And you always will. Witches. I do love witches. >> Ah, Me too, dude. >> Wait a minute. You're So, so, so the. movie is about what again? I am dumb. I. don't know. What is the movie about? >> It's about Odysius after um the Trojan.

War. He's coming home. >> Uh, yes. I would love to see it. What. country does it take place in? >> Greece. >> Do any Does anybody in the movie speak. um Greek? >> No, they're all have Boston accents. >> Interesting. Why? >> Yeah. >> My my first hiccup when I saw the. trailer. Why is no one. >> Why is this in English? >> I think after 5 minutes, you get kind of. used to the dialect and stuff like that. >> And you know what? We get used to stuff. that's wrong all the time. Look at the. way that this city is being run.

>> You're just used to it. Gas not. You're. just used to the bass way. >> The bassway. >> You're used to the bassway. >> Yeah. >> Bad bass. >> MOM, DONNIE. >> NO. >> OH, we don't. Anyway, um I would. recommend the movie highly. Here's why I. can't SEE IT. >> YEAH. WHY? >> IT'S three and a half hours. >> Three. >> I I don't have three hours to spare. >> Oh, let me get see the review from um. You're in it. You know, Sirens, you know. what I mean? Come on. >> 10 out of 10. Loved it.

>> 10 out of 10. >> 10 out of 10. >> Yeah. How about you, Carlo? >> Uh nine out of 10. >> How about you, Mone? >> Nine and a half out of 10. >> Are you being real? >> I haven't seen it yet. >> OH MY GOD. >> GOD DAMN IT, YOU BASTARD. WHY. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN IT? >> IT'S HARD TO GET TICKETS. I got my. ticket and it's on It's in like a month. from now. >> Take Take your Aderall, dude. >> You're going to Oh, sorry. >> Did you take it? >> No. >> Have you. >> I don't have Alderel. >> We got to get you Adel. >> Yeah, I have um I'm on Lexapro.

>> Oh, and you're cruising right now. >> No, last night I took it. Every night I. take it. >> You honestly your energy is phenomenal. >> It's too much. >> No, I love it. >> I'm sorry. I'll take I'll take a step. back. >> Look. No, tune it up. >> I really hard. >> I'd like to say gracias to Spain because. it won me money. I bet on Spain. >> Yeah, congratulations. Whatever. >> I'm so excited. >> Anyway, um. >> thank you, Espña. >> Yeah. So, I got in a car accident. >> I pull into the lot. He pulls out. He He. jumps out of a Nissan Ultima and I go,

"What is that? What's going on?" He. goes, "Don't ask about it." And I said, "Come on. Are you okay?" He goes, "Bad. It's real bad." I said, >> "The engine of the my blue car was. dragging on the road. the actual engine. >> That's impossible. >> It is not impossible. Not the way I. drive it. >> What did you do? >> I did a Uturn and I hit a curb super. hard, >> right? And then the engine started. dragging and make sparks. I like to make. sparks. >> You're a sparks fly kind of guy. >> Yeah. And then and then I it was I was.

driving into therapy. So I did therapy. and then afterwards I looked down there. and the engine was like on the ground. >> Oh my god. >> So I had to um take an Uber home. No, I. went took an Uber to um Enterprise, got. the car, >> and then just called my guy and goes, "Hey, here's the address. Tow my car.". >> Cut to the boardroom at Hyundai being. like, "I don't think we can give him. cars anymore.". >> Actually, I paid for it. >> Why? >> I just ended up paying for it.

>> You paid for the car? >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. So, you just total a car and. then that's it? >> I have two cars. I have an Audi. Remember the Audi? >> Yeah, but that's gone. >> No, it's coming. It's coming tomorrow. >> You got You got three cars now. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yes, sir. >> It's crazy. >> It's not crazy. It's America. >> It is America. >> Yeah. And it's the American way. The soundtrack was great in the Odyssey, too. Right. >> You called me that night. I called you.

I go, "Was it good?". >> Well, you called me during the Whirlpool. scene and I left the theater to take. your call. I thought something was. wrong, so I missed it. >> Yeah. Why don't you just text and go, >> "Why do you keep bringing to Travis. Scott?". >> Cuz he did the soundtrack with two other. white guys. >> He did the soundtrack. >> He was great in this. >> Yeah. >> There's not a performance in this where. I was like, uh, you know, people had. problems with the casting. >> What was the problem that they were all. >> famous people? >> American. >> No, too many. >> No. Like Helen of Troy was um Lupita.

>> Lupita Niongo. >> Yeah. >> Phenomenal. >> She's beautiful and she's great in the. movie. >> Give me the Give me the cast. Give me. the cast. Let me. >> look at me right now. >> Yeah, I'll tell you. >> You got it all. Rifle, don't look at the. Don't look at. >> I got it right here. >> IMDb. Let's go. Bring it up. He won't. see it. >> Private Ryan. I said. >> Private Ryan. >> Yeah. >> Saving. >> No, >> not saving. >> Well, he was saved in the movie, but his. name was Private. He wasn't saving. Private Ryan. He was Private Ryan. The. whole Look, don't look. Just look. Don't. turn it off. Turn. >> No. I want to see while you name it. You. don't look. >> Okay. >> Go.

>> Fast. >> Yeah. >> Matt Damon. Lupita. >> Billy Elliot. No. Elliot Paige. >> Mhm. >> Um Charliss Theon. >> Mhm. >> Um. Travis Scott. >> Yeah. >> Good. >> Okay. Um we also have um Anne Hathaway. >> Yeah. >> Um we have um. Oh, Robert Patterson. >> Golly, >> what. >> what was the budget? >> Tom Holland. >> What was the budget? >> Tom Holland. >> Zenia. And they all got so much. >> Zenia.

>> Zenaia. Yeah. >> Zenaia. Um, who else is in? You almost. have Oh, John Barrenthal. >> John Barrenthal. Yeah. >> Yeah. Um, >> the witch. >> Another. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, Samantha Morton. >> Mhm. Another another John was in there. >> Yeah. >> Famous John. John comedian. Standup. Famous. >> No. >> Yeah. >> John who? >> John Leguisamo. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Blind Mex Puerto R. He. played a blind blind Puerto Rican. >> Himesh Patel, Mia Goth, Ryan Hurst, John. Leguisamo, Cory Hawkins, Lepita Leango, Benny Safy. You missed. No, Benny Saft.

Yeah. I mean, there's a lot. >> Keep going down. >> Mia Goth. Did I said that or you said. that? >> So, everybody's in here, huh? >> Everyone's in it. >> Couldn't find a role for us. Eh, >> there's no Asians in it. Really? There's. one Asian guy, Will Yong Lee. >> Very whitewashed. >> Will Yun Lee. >> Yeah. But, um, he's Korean, I think. But. he was so stand out. Like, I was like, there's a China Chinese guy. >> There's one Chinese guy. >> in the boat. >> Yeah. >> And he um. >> there. >> Yeah. There he is. >> So, this is about Greek mythology. Yeah.

Yeah. >> And not one person, everyone spoke in. English. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> What's the problem? >> Huge problem. >> No, dude. You're just being. argumentative. What I'm telling you, >> you're poking. >> Now you get it. >> No. >> Now you get it. >> Now you you, dude. >> No, you don't. Now you get it. Now you. don't. >> When's the last um um Chris Nolan film. you saw and was like, "Oh, that was. bad.". >> No, I didn't say it was bad. I didn't. see anything that was bad. I just don't. want to see it. They don't need my. money. They made enough.

>> There was a guy I sent the video to. McCone and Carlos. A guy went to go see. it 11 times in a row. >> 11 times. >> I'm going to watch it again in the. theater. >> This is him. >> This is him. Play this. This is. hilarious. >> 7 a.m. Citywalk. 11:00 a.m. Also at. CityWalk. 3:00 p.m. Citywalk. 700 p.m. Citywalk. And then I will be going to. Regal LA live for. 11 PM, 3:00 am, and then I'll be. shifting over to TCL, the Chinese. Theater, 700 a.m. and then 11:00 a.m. on. Saturday. >> This is a little different.

>> perspective, >> you know, looking all the work that got. put into. >> This is why I didn't want TO GO. >> YEAH. YEAH. >> This guy turned me off immediately. >> Yeah, I get it. >> I texted Carlos McCone and I wrote. literally McCone. >> I I regret watching it. >> That's literally watching this video. I. regret it. I don't think he represents. the audience. >> I think he I think it's exactly I THINK. IT'S EXACTLY WHO'S THE AUDIENCE. I think. this is literally who is the audience. The guy wearing the 70 mm hoodie and. and going 11 times. That's who.

goes. >> I know. >> Not me, your honor. I understand. Not I. >> I I. >> not I. Yeah. >> They are playing it 24/7 at the. >> I know. Yeah. >> I know. It's sick. That's why I'm not I. cannot It's too much. It's so good. It's. so good. It's I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I cannot do. >> Well, you saw Project Hail Mary. >> That movie was incredible. >> I know. So is this. >> Can't do it. >> See, that's your stubbornness. And. you're no longer a patriot. >> I'm a compatriate. >> No, you're a compadre. You're not a. compounder or a patriot. You're a.

compatriate. >> I'm a compatriate. >> No, no, no. You're no longer And I think. we're more in line. You know, I'll tell. you this guy. >> If it was all foreigners, I'd see it. >> Yeah. >> Give me some Greek. How many. people in the cast were Greek? >> Zero. Where's Stavros? >> The Cyclopses. >> Where's Stavros? Our boy. He should have. been it. He speaks Greek. >> Okay. Jesus's depiction. >> John Stamos, >> right? Is always a white dude, right? >> No, it's not. >> Yes, it is.

>> No, it's not. >> Jesus' depiction is always a white dude. >> Not in my house. We have black Jesus. where I saying is that framed black. >> What he looks like in real life is. Middle Eastern. >> Yeah, he's middle eastern. That's We. have black Jesus in my house. >> You see that? That's see right down. there. >> Yeah, that's what normally and that's. what he probably. >> That's one of the door guys from the. comedy. >> I know. I know. >> Ramsey. >> Yeah. >> Let me tell you something. >> Yeah. >> I I I agree. This is wrong. >> And this is basically what he's what he. looks like. >> H. >> Yeah.

>> So they say. >> I mean, that looks pretty Middle Eastern. to me. >> So they say. >> So what says who's they? >> Exactly. Who is they? >> Yeah. Who's controlling the media? I. won't go see it. I promise. >> You promise you won't see the. >> I promise I won't see it. I promise. My. hand to God. I cannot. I won't. I don't. care. I I I want to care. I don't care. >> Christopher Nolan is the man. I just. don't give a man. >> But I don't care about the story. No, he's the man. He's him. >> It's your You know what? It's your loss.

>> Thank you. >> Like, who cares if you're not going to. see it? >> You do, obviously. >> No, I don't care. I'm just saying. >> you're mad. I'm not going to go see it. >> It's your loss. It's like when you don't. want to watch a movie that's really. good. How does that bother anybody else? I'll tell you what. It's your loss, face. >> I don't like to go see movies anymore. >> I don't belong. >> You saw Obsession. You saw Project Hail. Mary in the movie theater. >> 50/50. One of one of the two I liked. >> Yeah. You liked Obsession, Dad. >> Not only did I like it, I loved it. I. went and watched it again.

>> Are you being real? >> I saw it again just to prove myself that. I was incorrect. >> Were you incorrect? I was right. >> You were. >> No, I liked it. >> You liked it? >> Yeah, of course. >> Yeah. And then um. >> But this story doesn't intrigue me. >> Really? The original epic story doesn't. intrigue you? >> It doesn't. >> Really? You even know? Tell me what it's. about. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Matt Damon and Nita Leongo, they meet up. with Elliot Paige. They're hanging out.

at a coffee shop. >> Did you see this movie? I feel like you felt saw this movie. >> I know nothing about it. >> Yeah. >> I know nothing about the Odyssey. I. never I never read it. I never read it. >> I just wanted Can I. >> Did you read it? >> I did. >> I never read it. >> It was a poem by the way. >> No, there was turned into a book. >> It's an epic poem. >> It's a Isn't it a book? >> It's an epic poem by Homer. And it's. like um and also it was told by gener. wasn't it wasn't written. It was told. >> Another reason I don't want to see it.

>> Okay. Any anyway. >> it was told. >> Yeah. >> So who wrote it? >> It's oral tradition. >> Oral tradition, dude. >> Thing I don't trust. >> Yeah. It probably changed over the. generations, but. >> maybe the changes were good. Rewrites. >> Nolan rewrote it. >> No, I just think through time maybe it. was rewritten. >> It is written. >> Yeah. So I want to say this and I I. >> I'm just throwing little nuggets out. there just for the. >> good nuggets. >> They're little tiny nuggets. >> Yeah. So, can I talk about.

because by the time this airs it's been. out for a while, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, he used what? A 60 foot 70t real. puppet for. Carlos. >> Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> For Cyclops. >> Yeah. >> And then it ended up looking like that. Like go to the Yeah. So, that's what he. used. >> Mhm. And then he just edged it out with. a little bit like, you know, CGI.

>> Yeah. I don't want to see it. >> Okay. Why? >> I don't think I like it. >> That scene, Carlos, you have to admit, >> so awesome. >> And Andreas, it was terrifying. >> So good. >> Because it's the first mythological. thing that happens in the movie. And. when it happens, it's so. terrifying how big he is. >> He's big. you, dude. >> My chair broke. >> just now.

>> Yeah. >> Why? >> I don't know. >> Okay. >> Yeah. He's big. >> He's big, huh? Yeah, he's big. >> He's a big scary guy. >> Yeah, he's a big scary guy, dude. But. he's also But there's also a a lot of. empathy you feel toward him because he's. just a dude that like, you know, makes. cheese and like. >> he's just a shepherd. >> He's a shepherd, you know? And then. these guys come in and you know he's. kind of dumb too. He's a simple kind of. a creature. What are you nodding your. head for, Mullen? You haven't seen it. >> I know, but I've I've read the story. I.

watched the old one. >> Yeah. Yeah. And um. >> this is a remake. >> There's been a lot of adaptations of the. Odyssey. >> I don't do remakes. >> God, you're so stubborn. It's so dumb. >> I don't do remakes. >> Yeah. Well, okay. >> Unless it's something. >> it's your loss. I see I see on Tik Tok a lot. I'll. refuse to see it because of the casting. and this and that. It's it's like well. then it's your law. It's a great movie. >> I don't refuse because of the casting. I. don't care. I just don't I don't. >> You don't You don't go with the hype. >> I just don't care about the hype of.

things. >> Right. That's why you went to the. wedding. >> Oh, touche. >> Touche. Right. >> How is that a How is that a touche? >> He's restoring that. >> Those two things have nothing to do with. it. >> Yeah, that's the hypest hype wedding. No, >> that's not hype on planet Earth. Because. I got invited. Invited. >> And you went? >> Because you get invited. >> Yeah. And I went to the I went to the. Odyssey. >> If Christopher Nolan invites me to go. see it, I'll go see it with him. Uh, you. know what? >> Hey, Chris, invite me to go see the. movie with you. I'll come see it. >> Get me invited. Did you get invited?

>> No. >> Oh, you went uninvited. >> North Hollywood. North Hollywood. The. Regal Theater at 3 p.m. >> I'm not that I don't go uninvited. I. must I want to be invited. >> It's so gross that you even say that. >> What? Am I going to go? Am I gonna watch. this? >> You're gonna watch it? >> No. >> 100% you are. >> I don't have time. >> Yeah, you do. >> Okay. I already. >> What's the difference between a two-hour. movie and a three-hour movie? >> An hour. >> I I understand that. I I understand that. full hour. >> But in terms of like you're s I'm going. to tell you the truth. Can I tell you.

the truth? >> 60 minutes. >> Can I tell you the truth? >> And I could go home and watch 60. Minutes. I love that show. >> Yeah, I'll tell you the truth. >> Today, Bobby Lee crashed his third car. Have you ever seen an Asian man so bad. at driving that the engine falls out? Tonight on 60 Minutes. The curb. I feel bad for the curb. >> Yeah, the curb. >> What happened to the curb? Did. you break it? >> Yeah, I broke it. It died. Yeah, I um. >> I can't see it though.

>> I I I'll be I I'll have to admit. something. >> Ah, I'll watch it at home. >> No, it it won't do it justice. >> I have a 4K TV. It's shot in. >> No, no, no. It won't. Right. It won't do. it justice. Andreas, back me up here. >> Yeah. Also, you didn't see it in IMAX, which is insane. Is the double. >> Oh, you. You knob. >> I got the vibrating the wind. >> Is the IMAX with the glasses? >> No. >> No. >> What is that one? >> The bigger. Oh, >> it's just a bigger format. >> No, I I went to go see Minions on with.

the glasses. That was great. >> That I loved. Nolan did that one, I. think, too. >> Minions and Monsters. >> Yeah, Minions and Monsters. And I. watched with glasses. And they have Minions running through. the theater during the movie. It was fantastic. Shout out to Minions. and Monsters. One of the most successful. franchises of all time. Minions. >> Yeah. Okay. >> You love it. >> All right. So, you make me so mad. That's why it.

>> So, you're saying that this is a better. that movie. >> Minions and Monsters is better than than. Odyssey. Not even close. Not even close. That's insane. >> Call the Academy. >> Okay. >> And the only reason they won't nominate. this movie is because it's too fun. >> Ah, it's too fun. >> It's too fun. >> The Odyssey is too dark. >> Too dark. They like dark. This Oh, we're. the academy. We like dark. Well, I like. fun. Academy. >> Okay. You like fun. So, I have to admit. though, the morning of I woke up a.

little early and um I was kind of. dreading it. >> Yeah. because it's like I had so much. expectation and after talking to you. Thursday night late at night I was like. there's no way Carlos knows about. anything you know. >> Oh yeah cuz I said that you would never. make it home in the Odyssey. >> Yeah, you said that. You did say that. You did say you wouldn't make it home. either. >> I It's not a competition. >> I'm just saying you wouldn't make it. home either. >> You know where you would have died in. the horse. >> No, I would make it one island.

>> No, you would in the horse. >> This is with the big horse. >> Hey, you. What do you mean the. horse? >> It's the horsey with wheels, right? >> Yeah. It's It has no wheels in this. It. should, >> but it had wheels. The original story. had wheels. >> I I like it better this way. They They. dragged it. >> Trojan horse. This is what um USC This. is what their mascot is based on. >> Yeah, but this is Yeah, but this is the. horse in the movie, right? This one. And. it's There's I'm just going to give it.

away. There's um a bunch of dudes in. there. I don't know how many. >> Spoiler. >> Shut up. Like 40 or 50 dudes in there. And Christopher Nolan's like, "Shit.". >> So it's just like any bar in West. Hollywood. >> Is Yeah, exactly. But. >> they should make a gay bar called the. Trojan horse. And it's a horse you party. in all night. >> and you're packed in there tight. >> Yeah. Well, they're packed in there. tight. >> That's a fun idea. >> And something enters every once in a. while. >> I love that. >> Now, was Helen Helen Helen of Troy was.

in this? Helen was there. Yes. Who. played Helen? >> Um Lupita. >> That was Lupita. >> And how was Helen? >> She was beautiful. >> Okay. I mean her performance I'm saying. >> She was beautiful. Great. But in the in. the horse, right? >> How was Matthew Damon? >> Matthew Damon was amazing. >> Incredible actor. >> He's incredible. Can I talk about the. horse? >> See this movie? There's like a bunch of. dudes in the horse and they've been. there for days and they're like. and pissing in this horse waiting to, you know, and then you could just see.

them like just sitting there for days. Some people drown in their own piss in. the in it and it's. >> just an incredible thing. >> No, it was the water from the beach, not. their own pee that they drown in. There's not so much pee you're like. swimming in yellow pee. >> Okay. They've been there for days. though. No. Yeah, but that's not enough. >> Did you hold in the pee? >> That's not enough time. >> So, it's a mixture. It's a mixture of. pee, poo, and ocean water. >> You're telling me they didn't put a hole. at the bottom to pee out of? >> These guys were idiots.

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>> Start that free trial today at. shopify.com/. >> bad friends. And did they drown in their. own urine? >> Did Google it? >> No. Soldiers did not drown in their own. pee. They do dramatically drown in sea. water from from the sea, >> which is what I said. >> Exactly what you said. I'm sorry, >> but jump to that conclusion because. >> this version is more dramatic. >> Yeah, drowning on P is an unlikely. dramatic scenario. That's right. >> Doesn't sound like a Nolan move.

>> Yeah, >> Nolan doesn't do that. >> I know, but in my mind I'm like. >> Lee does that. The director Lee. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Robert Young Lee. Yeah. They'd be drowning in pee come and. >> poo. Yeah. >> PCP. >> Yeah. >> PCP, dude. You know what I mean? >> In the poem, Homer completely skips over. the gross realities to focus purely on. the military tension of it. So, if Homer. made the film, I'd probably watch it. >> I call him Homie. >> Homie. If Homie made it. >> Yeah. >> Homie. If he made it, I'd watch it.

>> Yeah. >> Do I like Christopher Nolan? Yeah. Flawless. >> I just The story doesn't interest me. >> Okay. >> Isn't that okay? >> No, it's not because you don't know the. story. >> I do. >> What is it? I keep asking you what is. the story? You don't know. You're saying. that. >> they hijacked two planes. They crashed. them into building. >> Tom Holland are having at a campfire. hanging out. >> Is Zenaia and Tom Holland hanging out in. the movie? >> No. Never. >> Good. >> That's a Spider-Man. >> That's a Spider-Man. That's a. Spider-Man, dude.

>> Maybe I don't want to see it cuz it's. too many famous people. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I like not so famous movie that You know. what? >> What? >> That's why Obsession was good. no one was famous. I I believe those. characters cuz I didn't see you. Go see. Odyssey and you just said it. You see. Billy Elliot or whatever. >> Yeah. >> You see Goodwill Hunting. >> Mhm. >> You know, you see a music video girl. >> Who's that?

>> Who's the girl? Zenaia. >> Yeah. >> She's a musician. >> She is. >> Doesn't she do music, too? She's a. Disney girl, right? Yeah. They did. songs. >> Yeah. >> And then you see um Monster. Monster. Who? >> Shirley Therone. >> Oh, yeah. Monsters in it. Yeah, monsters. in it. >> So, so you don't even get to see the. character. >> I say Furiosa. >> Yeah, Furiosa. >> I think Monster was better. >> I Okay, >> but I'm just saying you see all these. movies, you don't see the people. anymore. >> He plays a cymph.

>> No, I got to go. >> Yeah, I love cms. >> In fact, you know, in the movie, I would. have not left. >> That's where you would have stayed. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So she he ends up 10. years giving away spoilers, but. >> eating the lotus plant. >> Yeah. >> Is there any seven years? >> Is there any sex scenes? >> No. >> Don't give anything away. What if I go. see it? >> I don't want you to see it now. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. You have no right to see it. now. >> Now I don't deserve to see it. >> You don't have any right or Yeah. You. don't deserve to see it. >> Shucks.

>> Because of your um resistance to it. >> I resist. >> Yeah. And so it's like it's dumb. >> We resist. >> No, you're going to watch it, Men. Of. course. I like power. >> What's this power for? >> Fight the power. Resist. Resist. >> You're going to resist too. >> Me? No. That was for Lupita. >> It was for Lupita. >> Resist. >> Okay. >> We must resist. >> No, we must not. >> We must. >> We must go with the flow. >> Flow is bad. >> No. Like Bruce Lee said, >> you got to be like water. >> He didn't say that.

>> The line that he's reading. >> No, he said that in an interview. >> He did say that. >> Thank you, Andreas. You know what he. really said? >> Hey, you. >> Hey, hey, hey. I know Bruce Lee. I know. my Bruce Lee. Yeah, I know how water. works. >> We know how water works, dude. >> They like water. My. >> I I I know how I know how water works. >> Okay. Okay. >> And I know that it gets into the Trojan. horse. >> Guys die. >> Yeah. >> They're storming the beaches of. Normandy. >> No, there's no. >> people are firing bullets at them.

>> There's no bullets. There's no guns. Or. there's no guns. There's arrows, but. there's no guns. I can't. It's a It's a. mythological um story. >> Yeah. >> But you know what's interesting though? It's like you go what's Nolan's take on. this is always fun. >> because his take on Batman was different. than you know the other universe. What. was you know. >> Tim Burton and Shoemarker where it was. cartoony. >> you know he grounded a Batman and made. it more real realistic. And then you're. watching the Odyssey going, um, what is.

he? What's his interpretation of this, you know, material? >> Mhm. >> And then when you're watching, you're. like, oh, this is cool. Because it's. grounded in here's another thing. It's. like when you watch Troy or any of these. movies or Clash of the Titans, anything. from that time period, whatever, you. you're you think to yourself, oh, I'm. watching a movie, >> right? But with the Odyssey, you're. like, no, you're not ever thinking that. You're like, it seems pretty real. Like. you're encap encaps encapsulated.

>> Something like that. Yeah. >> No, no. Tell me the word. >> I think I I don't know it either, so I'm. agreeing. >> You're enchanted. >> Yeah. >> There's Brad Pitt and Troy as a kid. >> See, I love that because I like I like. Bradley. >> I love Bradley, too, but it's like it's. very Hollywood looking. >> Yeah. Look at how hot that guy is. See, that's what I like. Old school hot. Hollywood. >> Yeah. You're dumb, dude. >> Yeah. I don't trust you. Hot Hollywood. >> Yeah. Look at that. Eric Ba, Orlando.

Bloom. No, this is not real. >> Look at the bloomer. >> Yeah, the bloomer's good. >> The bloomer's so good. >> You'd go in the horse with them. >> Yep. >> Oh, yeah. >> That's the horse he'd go in. >> That's the horse I'd go in. Yeah. >> Look at him staring at you, too. >> Yeah. >> Come on in the horse. >> Yeah. I'll be They'd be like, "Hey, scoot over.". >> No, the thigh. You hang there. >> Yeah. And they're like scooting over. I'm cold. >> Take our armor off. We should hug. tightly to keep warm at night. >> Yeah, sure. Why not?

>> Maybe. You know what it is? I don't I. told Mone I can't see movies or TV shows. anymore cuz I don't work in Hollywood. anymore. So, I think I don't want to see. it anymore. >> Yeah, but when you let it go like I have. and think to yourself, oh, they don't. want me, >> then you can kind of go, all right, I'm. going to watch what they're doing. >> I'll take another thing. >> It'll be time. I'll go. >> Another thing is this. You. >> know, Michael Jordan doesn't play. basketball anymore. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> And he doesn't go watch pickup games cuz. he doesn't play. I don't play in.

Hollywood anymore. I don't want to go. see it. >> I think that's your fault. >> All I watch You were in the Magic movie. >> I paid to be in that. >> No, you didn't. You were in the Magic. movie. You were in Happy Gilmore 2. >> You were in Happy Gilmore, too. >> I know, but that's not You know, >> when they should have cut us out. >> No, I thought we were good in it. >> You think we did good? >> Yeah, it was fun to. >> We fun to shoot it. Benny Safy. He was. in this as well. >> Yeah, it was in here. >> It was in this room. >> Yeah. So, it's like. >> I can't watch it. All I watch now is I. like I like the Food Network.

>> I know. British Bake Off. >> I miss that. >> I'm a Body Bizarre guy. >> Love Body Bizarre. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> And then I I watch Beachfront Beachfront. Bargain. >> Yeah. >> On HGTV. >> Yeah. Watch the movie. >> Move that bus. >> Watch the movie. >> Give me the song. Give me the song. I don't like that song. >> Okay. It's just the sirens during the. sirens. >> And that was Travis Scott. >> No, dude. >> That was Travis Scott that did that.

soundtrack. >> No. >> No. >> That was Travis Scott. >> That wasn't Travis Scott. >> He's the last song. >> He's in the movie, too. >> Mhm. >> Does anybody die around him during a. concert? >> That's so funny. >> Is that why the guys. >> suitors died? Some of the suitors died. >> Yeah, he was great in it. And um how. much of this is a joke do you think that. we when we talk on this show? >> 99%. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean? >> I'm not going to go see it. >> Shut up. I don't care. >> Well, I'm going to Scotland tomorrow. I.

don't have time. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to be out in Scottville. >> and then I go to to jolly old England. I'm You. >> I'm going to look for my wife's phone. I. went back. I'm flying. >> Oh, good, good, good. We stole it. >> Trying to find the guy who stole my. wife's phone a year ago. >> Were we there a year ago already? >> We were. Yeah. >> It's plane in Glasgow. >> Yeah. Watch it in Glasgow. >> They don't have movie theaters up there. I. >> immersive 2D, it says. >> Yeah, >> I'm not in Glasgow. >> It's so immersive. >> See if I see if there's a IMAX in. Edinburgh. That's where we're going. >> I doubt it, >> obviously.

>> No, there are no Oh, it does. >> Yeah, I would watch it. in Edinburgh. That'd be even cooler. >> Is it the St. James Quarter? >> Yeah, dude. >> That's I'm staying there. >> It's perfect. >> You know what? You want to try? >> What? >> Psychosia. >> Psychosporia? >> Yeah. >> What is that? >> The diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea. >> Oh, yeah. It's made its way to. California. We finally. >> Don't you want to try it? >> This is a new GLP one. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> It's making its way out. >> because they say explosive. I'm like, I've had explosive before. >> I think it's cool that lifts you off the. toilet. >> Yeah. I want to see how it measures up. >> It's little tiny explosion. >> Yeah. >> Taco Bell lettuce linked. Oh, we could. go. Oh, you go to Taco Bell tonight. >> Yeah. >> Iceberg lettuce recalled 27 states due. to potential cycllosporia contamination. >> Were you leaving Tuesday, right, for. Scotland? >> Yeah. Yeah. Not tomorrow. Tuesday. Yeah, I heard. >> Yeah. So, don't eat. Don't get it now. >> On the plane would be so funny.

>> Remember I had diarrhea next to you? >> Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. >> And then the whole flight. >> And in my mind, I'm like, "Thank God. Andrew is next to me.". >> That would have been so bad if you sat. next to someone. >> Yeah, because I kept going. I didn't. have to go, "Excuse me. Excuse me. >> But you farted the whole flight. >> I know. >> You farted the whole flight until to the. point where the flight attendant came. over. She's like, "Is everybody okay?". >> Yeah, it was bad. >> She was nervous cuz it did. >> It was It was bad. But I remember kept. saying, "Thank God." Because I didn't. have to say, "Excuse me.". >> No. I said, "I know your my boy's.

stomach was upset. I felt bad." Zoom in. on the CDC report says, "This stuff gets. into you. Ingestion of contaminated food. or water." Oh no, dude. >> What? What? It gets into your It gets. into your nervous system. >> I know. It's bad. I was kidding. >> This is bad. >> I was kidding. >> We can't have this. >> We can't have it. >> Is this co too? That's what they're. doing. >> Are we going to have to wear masks on. our ass. >> when we walk around? >> Yeah. >> We'll have to cover up our buttholes in. public.

>> Another thing is that those wildfires. from Canada, people aren't wearing masks. in like New York and Chicago. What do. you. >> The smoke is so bad. >> Yeah, >> the smoke. I saw the Chicago fit. Who. sent that to me? You guys did the smoke. in Chicago was so bad they couldn't see. like 10 feet in front of them. >> Yeah, it's bad. >> Look at that. That's New York. That was. Chicago. >> How do you walk around? You got to wear. because it's not You're not just getting. um first of all, >> we live in a place that that looks like. that every day. That's. >> I know. We're used to it. Our bodies. adapted to that. >> We did adapt. >> Yeah, that's gangster of us though. This. >> Wow, look at that. That's nuts. >> That's nuts. But people should be.

wearing mask out. I mean, I'm the one. who'll tell you how to live your life. >> Who started the Who started the wildfire. up there? >> Canada did. >> Tom Green. Tom Green probably. >> started at our boy. We love Tom. >> Yeah, >> look at that dude. >> It's bad. >> And people are like York. They said. >> it'll go away. They're. >> I know. But they said that breathing. that air is like smoking 12 cigarettes a. day. >> Carlos's explanation for everything. It'll go away. >> Yeah, everything goes away. >> I I mean I do the equivalent of 20. cigarettes a day. >> Your gorrhea went away.

>> That's not what I have. It's the other. one. >> Syphilis. No, you had you had um No, you. had the other one. What's the other one. called? No, I have the Trump one. Syphilis. >> Oh, you had it. >> It's dormant. >> According to who? >> Science. >> No. >> Who? Science. >> Doctors. >> This two shall pass. >> Exactly. >> Is that in the movie? >> What? >> This two shall pass. >> Yeah, sure. Why not? >> The famous Different movie. >> Oh, that is.

>> I gotta go see this movie. >> Are you being real? >> No. >> All right. No, don't. >> You know what? You know what? >> I love this. >> Okay. You know what? >> Yeah. >> I don't ever want you to watch this. movie. >> If you watch it, I'd be deeply offended. >> Why? >> Because you're playing like devil's. advocate. right now and it's pissing me off. So, I. don't want you to ever watch it. off. You don't deserve to watch it.

>> Okay. >> Okay. >> Mone, you want to go see it with me? >> Mhm. Um, you think it's going to win an. award? >> It's going to win everything. >> Oh, cool. That's That's what we do it. for, the awards. >> Okay. Some things, right? They do it for. the trophy, but I think this is. something different. >> Yeah. How. >> don't watch it. Okay. >> How is it different? I mean, look, I I. >> don't watch it. Mongolia saw it. >> Okay. >> Pakistan, >> they rode a horse.

>> All right. horse. what? >> To go see the horse. >> To see the horse. 30 miles, right? An. eagle's guiding them to the theater. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> You know, and they and they happen to. see it. >> Mhm. >> Okay. You You could see it any time. Okay. Let's move on. Let's not talk. about the Odyssey again. >> Okay. Congratulations on Spain for. winning the World Cup. >> Congratulations on Spain for winning the. World Cup. >> Um Ole. >> Ole. Ole.

>> Go ahead. Let it Let it out. >> Let it out. Well, you know, Mikuel Mourinho is on. the team and he's an Arsenal player, so. I'm very excited. There was no one on. the Argentinian team that is an Arsenal. player, so I'm happy for Spain. You. know, after England was thrown out, I. was like, I want Spain to win. And um. you guys play great football. Oh, David. Rya's on the team, too. >> Yep. >> Yeah. and he's an Arsenal AR.

>> beyond pride because I'm not familiar. How much money do they get for winning? Do they did the team get a crazy check. for winning the World Cup? >> I don't know. >> Uh $50 million in prize money. >> for no to share. >> to share between the team. >> Yeah. Awarded direct. >> How many teams? >> Record high payoff for the tournament. increasing by 8 million from last year. Total prize money for uh award Arsenal. >> Okay. What are you doing, dude? You trying to. bomb with me again?

>> I I cleaned everything, so I I knew that. we had an arsenal. >> Yeah. >> So, they getif they get $50 million for. winning, and the entire total prize. money for all 48 teams is $655 million. >> Wow. >> Yeah, but there's there's 26 players on. the team. >> Yeah. 50 million divided by 26, you all. get a almost a couple million. That's. pretty good. >> Well, there's some players that didn't. play. >> They deserve it. They're supportive of. the team. >> Okay. >> I'll tell you who deserves all the. money. That that that goalie. That. goalkeeper. Oh, Jesus Christ.

>> From what? >> That Argentinian goal player. That That. guy deserves money. That guy busted his. ass. He got shot on like 10 times within. the first like 30 minutes. I was like, "This poor bastard.". >> Oh, you saw it? >> Yeah, I watched the World Cup. >> You did? You don't like the sport? >> No, it's the World Cup. >> I know, but you don't like it. >> Everybody watches it. >> Oh, yeah. I didn't watch it. >> Let me tell you something, dude. >> Yeah. >> It's like back in the day when they. would do beheadings or stonings in a. town square. You would show up. >> You got to show up. Yeah, I would show. up too. >> I don't even like it. >> I would cover my eyes a little bit and. then what? Look,

>> you want to see. >> to be in the conversation. Yeah. >> Tell me this. This is what I'm. interested in. How many people watched. this World Cup this year? >> Oh my god. Let me Can I guess? >> Yeah. On a Well, see, I guess the United. States is going to be a different number. than a global scale. >> No, but the global scale probably. 120 million. >> Way more. What are you talking about? There's 300. >> 220 1.5 billion. >> The globe has 7 billion people. >> Yeah, but that's. Wow. Mongolia went to see. Odyssey. They're going to watch the.

World Cup, man. >> Wow. >> 8.3. >> 8.3 billion on the Earth. >> Yeah. >> And so 1.5. So in the United States, what how many people? Cuz that not a. lot. >> No. No. That would be close to probably. half. Like it'd be a Super Bowl number. like 100 120 up to 42 million viewers. >> Mhm. >> That's pretty good. Hey. Hey. >> Oh, you got a tan. >> Come sit down, dude. >> You get a tan. >> Ladies and gentlemen, Dax is here. Give. it up for Dax. >> You got a tan. >> Whoa. I. >> I guess so. >> Dax. >> What do you mean you guess so? Have you.

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>> YES. You ought to see it. >> right out of the gate. I I don't even. know if you saw it because of that joke. >> Um, yeah. I I could tell you anything. that happened. >> REALLY? >> YES. >> OKAY. Tell me. >> Did Did guys die of drowning in their. own piss inside the Trojan horse? >> A couple. >> Yeah, >> he saw it. >> Yeah, he did see it. >> This guy saw the movie. >> Yeah. Yeah. Did you really see it? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Tell me about the story then. So. Odysius is this dad of Tom Holland and. then he has to do the Trojan Trojan.

horse and then. Tom Holland goes to look for him and. then Charize there and is like a magic. person. >> Cymph. >> Yes. Um and then there's the Cyclops. And. >> did you watch it with the sound off? >> No. >> It sounds like the volume was off. >> Yeah. Yeah. This is like if I try to. interpret it without any noise. >> And then and then what happens? Then. what happens?

>> Uh can I spoil it? >> Yeah. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. People are going to be really mad. >> It's been out for 3,000 years. So, >> and that's a joke that you see on TikTok. a lot. The same people saying that joke. >> And it's so shameful that you would even. say that out loud. >> What is What What does it mean? >> The story's been out for thousands. >> Thousands of years. You've seen so many. Tik Toks pe people making that joke. And. anyone making that joke is a shameful. person. >> It's hacky. It's dumb. And. >> so you went today to go watch it. >> No, no, no. Let's sit in it. All right.

Did you create that joke or did you joke. or did you see it on TikTok or social. media? >> I created that joke, but I can assume. that other people can. >> Yeah. Like when I went private Ryan's in. at Juno, that was original. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Right. >> Yes. >> Okay. So, go ahead, Tommy. Uh he he has the big fight scene at the. end and kills all the suitors. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you loved it? >> Yeah. Uh. >> out of 10, what do you rank it? >> Rate it. >> 9.5. >> Yeah. That's what uh McCon He didn't.

even see it. >> Yeah. He didn't even see it. Yeah. >> He refuses to watch it. >> You ought to see it. >> CONVINCE HIM TO watch it. >> Why don't. >> Why Why do Why should he watch it? Um, well, honestly, I probably wouldn't if. it's just getting spoiled and um I I. haven't been listening to anything. >> Well, this story's been out for 3,000. years according to Andreas. >> Why don't you want to see.

>> um it's Greek mythology and no one. speaks Greek in it. >> Yeah, that is weird. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> It's It makes it just kind of too many. stars. >> That valid defend the movie, man. >> Oh, okay. Um, this the stars are fun to. watch. They're good actors. >> That That's it. >> In your face, dude. >> That's in your face, dude. >> Is that in my face? >> Yeah. That was. >> The reason why they're stars is they're.

the best actors out there. >> That's right. >> Well, Travis Scott, I've never seen him. act before. >> He was good, though. >> He was the in the very first character. >> He was. Yeah. And then Billy Elliott was. second, right? >> Elliot Page. >> Yeah. LA P. My bad. >> Yeah. >> You know that Tom Holland played Billy. Elliot? >> Oh, he did? >> No, he didn't. >> Yeah, on stage first. >> Yeah, he did. >> Yeah, but not in the movie. >> No, no, on stage. Yeah. >> Yeah, >> maybe I will go see it. What I'm more. interested in is what I'm not going to. see the movie. I'm not interested in it. What I'm interested in is Dax's uh movie.

uh food order. I' I'd like to guess. I I. think we should guess. So, I'm going to. say you got yourself a small popcorn. Don't answer because I don't I I was. joking. I didn't I think you did not get. a popcorn. >> So, I think you got you got a small. soda. >> Don't react. >> Don't react, dude. >> Cuz you got a water is what I'm going to. say. Not a soda. >> You can't just hop around like that. because I have my own thing.

>> I'm hopping. You do yours. I'm doing. mine. >> Let me do mine then first. But you're. hopping around. you. You're hopping. around. Hey, >> you first say popcorn. Then he had a. facial reaction. >> Thought about. Coca-Cola or whatever. >> Oh, I said a small drink. But you got. yourself a water. >> He gets water. >> and you got a pretzel and raisinets. Maybe. Probably. >> No, no, no. He gets like a Swedish fishy. kind of thing. What? >> Like a sweet little gummy thing. >> Uh, just water. I hate popcorn. But my. friend got a like a Swedish gummy. Like.

a That. >> No, your friend didn't get Swedish fish. Your friend got Go ahead. Nerd clusters. >> No. Um, some kind of a cloud. Like it. was called some cloud. Some gummy cloud. >> Gummy cloud. Okay. And you don't. >> Did you eat some? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> So, why don't you like popcorn, Dax? >> Uh, the texture. I don't like popcorn or. cereal. >> Here. >> Here's another I I can defend that. It. makes me break out. >> C popcorn? >> No. >> No. >> Okay.

Not for you. >> Does popcorn cause breakouts? I've never. heard of that in my life. I feel like I. am gonna break out. >> Are you rubbing the butter on your face? >> No, but it's just like it's so buttery. that it's like it gets on my fingers and. then. >> you touch your face. >> sometimes. I touch my face. >> Well, that's exactly right. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I forget. >> Right. Greasy popcorn. >> That greasy popcorns, you know, the. juices on my fingers, >> right? They get into your pores. >> Yeah. >> That's okay. >> Yeah. So, um, just water, huh? >> A slow sipping. >> But you're eating a Sprite now. You're. drinking a Sprite now. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. But not in the not in the.

movie. Who'd you see it with? >> My friend Joel. Oh, did he like it? >> Not really. >> Can we get him on the phone? >> Um, yeah. I could call him. He is. hanging out with someone right now, though. >> That's okay. We're hanging out here, too. >> Yeah. All we. >> Let's call Joel real fast. I'd love to. I just want to chat up. >> He didn't like it. >> Uh, yeah. I think he'll he'll probably. post a letter box review of it, too. >> Awesome. We'll have to read it. Can you. put him on put it up to the Can you put. it up to the mic?

>> Tell him he's on the pod and everything. Okay. >> Yeah. Just to so he doesn't feel. uncomfortable, you know. >> Hey, what's going on? >> They I was just telling them about that. we saw Bad Friends. So, um I was saying. >> Odyssey. >> Yeah. Yeah. That we saw the Odyssey. >> Tell him he's on the pod. >> And then you're on the podcast. >> We just want to pick your brain. >> All right. Pick my brain. What's going. on here? >> So, I thought that the Odyssey was a. masterpiece, you know. Um Dax gave it a. 9.5 out of 10, but apparently you didn't. like it. >> Oh, it was fine. I a good six out of 10.

>> Joel, now what was your biggest h your. biggest problem with the movie? >> I think I just can't stand the nolanism. of everything being a montage. >> and for the first 20 or 30 minutes it's. all edited so break neck speed. I'm just. like. >> I'm not being like invited into this. world. I'm just being thrusted into it. in an exposition dump way. I don't know. I and I never lost that feeling by the.

end. >> Everybody knows a mone. >> Yeah. >> Every That's what I just realized. >> Everybody knows a. >> Hey Joel, I I. >> Joel, I haven't seen the movie. This is. Andrew Santino. I haven't seen the. movie. Uh Bobby is mad because I haven't. seen it. Do you think I should stand my. ground and not see the film? >> No, you should still see it. I think. everyone's got to see it. It's the. Odyssey, man. Homer. Homer would love. for you to see this.

>> Homer's been dead for thousands of. years. >> I I know, but I I feel like he would. have wanted you specifically to see it. >> Now, does the Homer estate receive any. sort of residuals from this, do you. think, from Nolan? >> Uh, unfortunately, the the negotiations. are all tied up, but I think they're. going to get an an island in Greece. >> Ah, >> careful with islands. Thank you, Joel. We'll talk to you soon. >> All right. Bye. >> See you guys. >> Bye. >> Bye. Joel, >> that guy's fantastic.

>> Yeah. >> Can we get him with you on the show one. day? Would he come on? What does Joel do. for a living? >> He He makes movies and YouTube videos. >> Sounds like it. >> It sounds like very much. It sounded. like McCullen. No, >> it did. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just arrogant. >> Now, let me say this. Was there any. validity, Carlos and Fancy, to what Joel. said at all? >> I couldn't disagree more, but. >> I like that Nolanism. He does that in. all his movies. It's like a trademark of. this and I like it. >> It's very Yeah. It's told in. >> Oenheimer the way that is edited.

>> in a good way like Pulp Fictiony where. it's like, you know what I mean? >> Nonlinear non What's so funny? >> First of all, you you can't compare. This is not like pulp fiction. >> in terms of like, you know what I mean? Going into the future, past. >> He's saying it was a montage. >> No, >> but it has flashes of the past. >> Yeah. Flashes of the past. It stole it's. >> flashbacks. Yeah, it's. >> I don't do flashback. I know you don't. >> I'm a little offended Nolan does. flashback. >> He's better than that. There's a way to.

tell. >> The story is told from other people's. point of view, too. >> Oh, who? >> It's not like Family Guy flash or like, you know, cut two. >> That'd be That'd make a better movie. >> That would be. >> Have you seen that show? He fights the. chicken. I love that. >> Great. Yeah. Great bit. >> I'm running right now. My phone is. loving it. >> Yeah. >> I'm sitting in my little pocket. >> It's Yeah, it's a disgusting pocket. You. know what I mean? It's anti-art. >> No, it's pro art. >> No, it's anti-art. >> This is commercial art at its. >> Because I believe I believe this is pure. art. >> 90s movie stars.

>> Did you? No. >> Yes. Yeah. >> Yeah. Don't agree with me. Just agree. with me. >> Well, you're a bully. He feels. >> I'm NOT BULLYING YOU. I'M ASKING YOU. >> Listen to your tone. you. >> See? >> Be honest. >> Bully. >> Did you like it? >> Yes. >> Manic art. >> Manic edging right now. Take your pill. Take your pill. >> We're cutting close on the time. >> We're cutting. Well, you got to take. your pill. >> It's at home. Okay. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> See? >> Okay. Okay. >> He's manic. >> Dum dum. >> What is it? >> I'll punch you.

>> Sorry. I'm not won't. >> No. I know. I'm letting you get away. with it for now. >> What? What do you have to do? >> I take my Lux Pro. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Are you on any medication? >> No. >> Nothing. >> Wow. So, do you take even like vitamins. or anything like that during the day? >> Yes. A multivitamin. >> Like a little a Flintstone? >> Yeah. Yeah. Not a Flintstone one, but. Yeah. >> I love those. Slingblade shoes. >> These? >> Yeah. >> Are those Hokas? >> Yes. >> I love the Hocas are so comfortable. >> They're fantastic. >> Yeah. >> He was mocking your shoes. I I.

celebrated them. >> Thank you. >> The point is we don't make fun of Dax's. shoes. We don't like. >> kidding. >> But he took it serious. It hurt his. feelings. >> It did hurt your feelings. >> No, it's fine. >> Yeah. Yeah, it did though. >> Uh maybe you trying to hurt my feelings. hurts my feelings. >> Wow. Breakthrough, >> dude. >> Therapy. >> Yeah, >> this kid has been through therapy. No. medication. >> Have I not, >> Dax? Have I not when we've done shows. together live been very supportive of.

you? >> Yeah. >> And giving you good words of wisdom. >> Your honor, leading leading the witness. >> I'm not leading the witness. No, I'm. asking. >> Have I not been? So, you can't ask that. way in court. >> I I think Yeah, you'll be say like. always be like have fun and Yeah. That's good, right? >> Yeah. To try to like. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Get me home. >> That's good advice. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Have fun. >> Am I supportive of you when we're doing. live shows? >> Yes. >> Who's more supportive? >> Um like u Andrew.

>> and I don't make fun of your shoes cuz I. like your. >> What do you mean? What the do you. mean? >> See, bully. Bully. I'm. >> not bullying. I'm just. >> No, you're manic. >> So, you're saying that I don't He's more. supportive at live shows. >> Um. Yeah, but both of y'all are super. generous for giving me the opportunity. to. >> No, off. >> It was super fun. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to hear that. >> I love you, buddy. >> Yeah. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

>> I love you, Dad. >> All right. You know what? I should be. more supportive then. I up. >> Yeah. I mean, my actions. >> What's new in the world of Dax that we. need to find out about? >> Uh, I went to New York. >> What's going on in New York? >> Yeah, >> I was just uh filming some videos. I I. met Shane Gillis there. Oh, nice. Do you. you film with him? >> No. No. I was just walking on the street. and saw him. >> You seriously? >> Are you being real? >> Yeah. >> Would you say hi? >> Um, yes. >> Did he see Did he recognize you first? >> Um, I I think that he he recognized me.

once I nodded at him. >> And then what did he say? Hey buddy. >> He fistbumped me. >> And that's all. >> Uh, and he said, um, nice to meet you. >> That's really nice. >> Yeah. But I think he Yeah. >> He set the world Guinness World Records. for most tickets sold at one live event. >> 76,000. >> 76,000. >> Yeah. >> Largest uh largest of any stand-up. comedian. The most tickets sold for a. solo comedy show 77,447. And the largest audience for a comedian. 73,946 in a.

>> That's incredible. >> No. >> Yeah. >> No. >> I can't do that in two years. >> I'd say three maybe. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's incredible. Have you What's. the biggest crowd you've played? >> Y'all's shows. The Lincoln one and the. >> YouTube. >> Yeah, YouTube. >> YouTube theater. That was big. >> And I met someone at the airport who. came over and said they saw the Lincoln. one. >> I feel like I'm more positive. >> What do you think? >> Um about the Odyssey?

>> No, in general. >> Yeah, about the Odyssey. Yeah, >> in general. >> In general. Yeah. >> Who has the more positive just about. life? Yeah. >> Maybe Andrew. >> WHAT? SO I'M NEGATIVE. >> NO. NO. I'm a negative person. >> Is the tone The TONE DOESN'T HELP. >> YEAH. I DO. >> Stop yelling at him. >> I know. I do this tone on the pod, you. know, but it's for, you know, >> I guess we don't know. I mean, what I'm.

saying don't know. >> I don't yell at you when the cameras are. off, >> right? >> Ryanberry. How are Hey, Dax. >> Yeah, >> it's okay. >> What does this mean? >> This is This is an international sign. for help for kidnapping. >> Yeah. I'm sorry about the shoe. >> No, you don't. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You don't do it. >> I apologize for the shoe. You don't. >> The kidnapper doesn't Yeah. Yeah. So, >> the kidnapper doesn't get to do. >> Yeah, I'm doing it. >> No. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. >> It's a good trick, though. >> Yeah. >> No, that's not you.

>> Yeah, that's me. >> So, you went to New York to film some. stuff and you filmed some videos. >> Mhm. Um, and then and then where do you. stay when you're in New York? >> A hotel. I just got a hotel there. >> You don't ever stay with friends out. there? >> No. >> Do you have friends in New York? >> Yes. >> My friend Dmitri lives in Queens. Um, yeah. >> Can you give us his address? >> I don't know it. >> You get late night munchies? >> Yeah. >> What do you get? >> What do you get in New York? Oh, in New. York. >> Yeah. >> How many slices? >> One. >> That's it. >> One can satiate you? >> Yeah. >> Just one and you're done.

>> Actually, like I'll get two if I'm. hungry. >> Sounds good. Yeah. Yeah. >> What do we get on them? >> Pepperoni. And then the hot honey. That. place that was close to the hotel had. that. >> It's good. Right. >> Hot honey. I'm not a fan. >> It's It's taking over. A lot of places. have it now. >> It's too much. >> It's becoming the new fat. >> It's too much. Yeah, I agree. >> I can't do it. >> It's got At first you when you went back. in the day, pineapple. >> everywhere. >> everywhere. And then you're like, nah, you. >> It's too much. >> Yeah, it's too much. >> Who do y'all think is more positive? >> We're way We're.

six exits on the freeway past that. Okay. >> We can't even get off and go back. >> Okay. >> But it is definitely Bobby. >> But I love the comedy that you bring. >> You're so beautiful, man. >> Yeah. >> You're you're the one of those beautiful. >> I don't want to rip on you anymore. >> You shouldn't you shouldn't have done it. from the beginning. >> I shouldn't have made fun of your shoes. earlier. >> So tell me this. You skipped the World. Cup. >> You see Sling Blade? >> No, I've never seen it. Okay. >> You skipped the World Cup to watch uh to. watch Odyssey. You don't like soccer at. all? >> No, not really.

>> Good for you. Can you name me five. soccer players? >> Messi. >> Five. >> Ronaldo. >> Whoa. >> Your mama all. >> Yeah. Yam. >> Yama. >> Yama. Yeah. Mama. >> I get what he's saying. >> Oh, Holland. >> Yeah. >> Tom Holland. >> One more. >> Odyssey and FIFA. >> It's crazy. >> Pretty good. Tom. >> Mbappe. >> Mbappe. >> He was trying to do it. >> No. David Beckham. I was saying. >> Beckham. Yeah. >> Yeah. Have you heard of David Beckham? >> Yes. >> Handsome, you think? >> Um, yeah. >> Yeah. very handsome, striking.

>> Why don't you like soccer though? I. agree. I I'm not a soccer fan, so I'm. >> I don't really know. It's just Yeah, it's like two goals over the course of. 90 minutes. >> So, it's And. >> listen, I listen listen. >> Let him finish his statement for. Christ's sake. Go ahead, Dax. You're. allowed to speak. >> So, that I think that's awesome. >> It's boring to you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um I think because I can't. really tell what's happening like in. between those goals. >> There's a lot It's a lot of passing. >> Yeah. A lot of defending, passing, a lot.

of a lot of flopping. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> A lot of people falling down, writhing. around. >> like basketball. >> Yeah. A lot of flopping these days. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Make your point. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> I've made this point before. Okay. I. want to be. I'm being real. I want to be precise. with my wording. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Let me ask you something. Would you. rather come one time or a thousand time.

little mini comes? >> Which one? How does it feel like? How do. the two feel? >> But one big come is like, you know, and little comes like uh but. there's not See, to me that's what. basketball's like. >> Oh, okay. >> Right. But come as a dunk. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean? And you can see. someone go. and these guys are like. But. >> when when you score when you when it's 0.

0 there's 5 minutes left to play and. your team scores. That's a big come. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I understand. >> Yeah. >> So would you rather have a bunch of mini. orgasms or just one big one? >> Um. >> I I just like basketball better. >> YEAH. >> God damn it, dude. >> You and I just don't get along. No, we. do. >> I don't think we do. I don't think we. get along, dude. >> I think they do. I think. >> aside from the Odyssey, we're far off on.

every topic. >> Um, maybe there's some Oh, Odyssey. >> That's what I just said. >> Let's see if we can create something. else between you guys that you both. like. >> Yeah. >> What's your favorite What's your. favorite band or a band you really. enjoy? >> The Velvet Underground. >> Yes. >> He loves them. >> But do you really like them? >> Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to pick one. that I thought you liked, too. But that's very intuitive of you. >> Yeah. >> And you're very intuitive also.

>> Thank you. >> This date is going well. >> It's going well. So, we have the Odyssey. and the Velvet Underground together. >> Have you been going on dates at all? >> Um, a a few months ago, I went on a I. was going on some dates with with. someone. >> Nice. How was that? But did it end it. unfortunately? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Were you Was it because of you or them. or they both a mutual? Uh because I. think maybe because of them. >> Oh no. Okay. >> What I mean. >> cuz they still loved someone else. >> Oh no. >> Did this break your heart a little bit?

>> Uh just a little but it's okay. >> Yeah. It's difficult. >> Now did you did you um express this to. this person? >> Um yeah. Yeah. >> You said this kind of broke my heart a. little bit. >> Um not that specifically. >> You know what you do? >> We should call him. >> No. What you do is this, Dax. Okay. Are. you returning her phone calls or texts. or anything? >> Yes. >> That's You don't do that. >> You don't do that. You got to cut her. off, dude. >> But you still. >> You got to cut the cord. >> He cares about her as a person.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's. playing you for a fool. >> So, just don't reply to anything. >> Don't reply or she's in love with. another man. >> Holding my tongue. >> No, don't hold You know what? You. haven't held your tongue all episode. Might as well go free, dude. >> You lipless coward. >> It's do as I say, not as I do. >> Yeah. >> What he's thinking. >> What I'm telling you, Dax, is is that. >> What's going on? >> They're the boys are.

>> the boys. We love the boys. We Am I. right or wrong? >> You're right, >> Carlos. >> Oh, yeah. No, be real. >> No, you should not be talking to her. But I just I feel. >> Yeah, if you let. >> Wait, let him finish. You feel what? >> No, I feel I've been in Dax's position. before. It can be difficult, but it's. >> So have I. >> Can you ward with them? >> Could you work with them? >> All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is over the. 3,000year story. >> Dax,

if you were you like this person still. as a human, you do whatever makes you. happy. >> No, >> you do whatever makes you happy. >> Dax, cut the cord. That's the only way. she's going to like you. >> No, no, he doesn't. He likes her. They. like each other as humans. He doesn't. need to be He's not the It's platonic, >> right? >> Wait, what? >> The relationship is now platonic. Yeah. Right. >> But do you desire sexual engagement? >> Well, not if she's in love with. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my.

god. >> He He's a respectable man. He's. respecting her. >> So your feelings for her has changed. >> Yeah. >> So there's no more limrance or. >> Right. Yes. >> watches one movie. watches one film. >> What movie do they say that in. >> Obsession? >> Oh. Oh, >> is it Obsession? >> Limrance. I love you. >> I've I've been I've been talking about. Limrance for years, right? Thank you so. much. No, we know you have. I know.

>> Yeah. Yeah. So, it's not a movie. Okay. Okay. Okay. Harded. today. >> He's got a hot attitude. This This. episode is 100% called manic. edging. >> You're hot today. But Dax, overall, are. you happy right now? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, you're happy? >> Yes. >> Good. Can What would make you happier? What would like What would What do you. What are you missing right now? >> That girl. >> Another girl. >> Let's get you a new girl, man. >> Yeah. >> Can we get this going? >> So easy in the booth.

>> We tried it once. We tried to line him. up with someone. Remember this? It. didn't work. No, he didn't want any of. those girls. >> or it didn't some some What was it that. you tried to get? You just weren't. interested in some of those women. >> Oh, the Orange County girl. That's. right. >> Yeah. Hey, whatever happened to that. girl? Do you ever reach out to her? She. reach out to you. >> No. Uh, no. >> All right. I want to date her. >> It's effort. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's on you. >> Yeah. >> To make the effort to take risks, to go. in for a kiss. >> What the 50s? >> Hold your hand at bus stop to walk her.

to work. >> Like a transatlantic. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's up to you, kid. >> It's up to you, kid. >> Get a bus token and wait out there for. hours. When you see a pretty girl, follow her to her home. >> Tell her know that you're making a move. >> You got to yell at her outside her. window. Say, "Hey, darling, I need you.". >> Okay. >> It's like a Nor McDonald. >> I know. But what I'm saying, >> it's great. Is that you have to be not. uh how do I say it? You have to be more. forthright in your intentions.

>> For this is unacceptable. >> Yeah. >> We need you to. >> This is unacceptable of a girl saying, "I'm in love with somebody else.". >> Mhm. >> That's unacceptable to All right. But. she might be maybe there's so. >> then why is she even going on dates with. Dax? >> Why Why is Why did she go on a date with. you if she loves somebody else, do you. think? >> Well, because I don't think that he. wanted to get back together. >> Ah, they were they Oh, yeah. >> Right. So, she's never going to go back. That's how silly this girl is. She's a. silly girl. >> Well, then he did come back.

>> Oh, he did? >> Yeah. >> Oh, she's not that silly. >> The clever girl. >> Clever girl. >> Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know the. information. Yeah. And did that break your heart? >> It's okay. >> No. DID IT BREAK YOUR HEART, DAX? >> UH, NO. >> OKAY, BUDDY. >> Carlos in the booth@gmail.com. Ladies, please throw us in the middle with a. photo of yourself, your name and age, and where you're located and why maybe. you'd want to date Dax. And we could try. to make something happen if you live. here in the Southern California area.

Carlos in the booth@gmail.com. We'd love. to see that. We're do trying. We are. trying to find you. Love. >> We did it before. I just think you. didn't really want to follow through. Yeah. Yeah. >> But you got. >> You're so busy doing your own. Yeah, you're right. You have to follow. through. >> But he is busy. You're right. No. No. He. is busy doing his own thing. >> You're focused on. >> You're making videos. >> Yeah. >> Focused on your videos. >> How many videos a day? Two. >> No. No. I try to film. every day, but I don't always turn them. into a video. >> So, you do a video every day.

>> Uh, well, I post maybe two a week. >> Yeah. But you do a video a week a day. and then you go, that's not good enough. And so you don't post it. >> Yeah. >> So you do a video a day. Why'd you lie? >> Actually, I'm lying now just to agree. with you. I don't really do it today. >> See, that's why we don't really get. along. >> Okay. Yeah. I'll start. >> There's no honesty and truth. Yeah. >> Will you do like a little pitch yourself. to the camera like it's a dating show. saying, "Hey, it's Dax. I'm just looking. for love. Please email. carosintheb@gmail.com.".

Yes. And add some stuff to it. Add some. jazz to it. Go ahead. >> Hey, I'm Dax. Uh, and I'm looking for. love and I just love hanging out. And. >> what's your sign? What's your sign? >> What? >> What's your sign? >> I'm a Scorpio and I'm 34 and I'm single. and please email Carlos in the booth. >> Eat healthy. >> I eat healthy, >> but I'm having a Sprite right now, but. that's fine. >> That's fine. How tall?

>> I'm 5'8. >> Weight weightight. >> I don't know how much I weigh actually. >> Okay. Shoe size. Shoe size I think a. nine and a half. >> Waist waist size. >> 32. >> 32. >> Very good. >> Very nice. >> So you're not fat. >> No. >> And your morning routine is tell them. >> have a smoothie. >> and meditate. >> and lay in bed. >> Meditate. >> I don't really meditate. >> Yeah. But laying in bed is. >> laying in bed. >> I meditate. >> Thank you for being a bad friend.

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