Magical Asian Shin Lim | Ep 89 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends you are these. two idiots. why dude i'm an asian dude. you two are disgusting. well you two or something we're bad. friends you know what jordan this is. yeah 94. no okay so you're still out of here. actually this might that's this actually. no no this is this isn't wait this is. it's the number four so it's like well. it's the four but it's got to be eight. it's got to be 89. okay here's another. point though but he wasn't too far off.

all right here's another point though. yeah who gives a [ __ ] people like us too. urbans yeah oh you're turbine yeah yeah. no all right i thought you were midwest. you're more urban chicago chicago what. the [ __ ] there are suburbs in chicago. yeah but chicago is a city. we're urbans oh you're in the suburb. well no okay i'm urbans is san diego. city. no. san diego is a big suburb. even downtown san diego isn't downtown. it's a convention center.

and it's it's like frat row that's all. that is it's like drunk frat row that. san diego is not a real city wow is that. where you're from bobby yeah yeah yeah. well i kind of knew well then you. already knew that man that's why would. you want to ask them. a big town i love san diego but it's not. a city okay it's just a bunch of suburbs. blended together correct okay. is la a city yes. yeah yeah but it's a lot of little. cities yeah but it's delicious santa. monica's it's totally different from. downtown total echo park that it's like. too many little cities we have a better.

than they're apart that's like strictly. named los angeles yeah the center of the. city but also. but not really like if you don't know if. somebody goes i live in los angeles. you'd say where. is our skid row. better than your skid row in chicago. yeah chicago is a way tougher city than. this place our skid row is crazy the. murder rate in chicago is the best we're. the best in the country no one kills. more than us i don't know dude you you. actually don't know yeah you don't know. the riots right when you guys had a riot.

in chicago right back in the 60s right. yeah 92. i mean in terms of riots we had one of. the best riots on planet earth i know. but that's so long ago now what is this. guy what are you doing. d down d down you know what i'm saying. number two and then the murder rate come. on bob. hey. is this the current murder rate. let me see go up where is this from. cities with the most murders in 2021.

yeah let's see what we got here. detroit number four yes we went down. chicago's tent where's l.a not on the. map. i was talking about in detroit but can i. tell you something not mass shootings. most shoot oh this always goes to mass. shootings yeah murder map oh look at. that i love the murder map can we not. this is a good story all right you know. what let's i'll settle the argument all. right chicago is way more violence in. that to more terrible place hey oh yeah. okay good all right all right.

right detroit st louis then baltimore. yeah baltimore would be yeah birmingham. yeah birmingham yeah. detroit there you are dude shout out to. detroit detroit there we go dave dayton. baton rouge isn't that where uh. new orleans we're right next door casey. mo memphis 10 cleveland. richmond. wow keep going keep going miami gardens. wash dc north charleston peoria oh.

peoria illinois. whoever died is that you guys is that. something no no that's not rudy crying. right there but just listen. if you were a lawyer that you consoling. her. that's rudy crying that's you whoever. died right yeah the guy in the right. didn't care as much did not.

like you he's just like why are you. crying so hard i think that's not a deal. yeah yeah he didn't like him yeah and he. cheated on you 50 times and the dad is. just reading that dad's just yeah yeah. he's reading his grocery list this is i. feel so bad because we don't this could. be the most horrific thing yeah yeah. yeah yeah and we're making fun of it but. give reference to it. yeah perfect yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. give it a reference yeah but yeah. that's kind of happier we're doing death. stuff i know. you went there i saw it was hurting all. right let's talk about geez let's you. know what here we go here we go right.

here we go here's we go right because we. have a magical asian coming we have the. most magical asian coming that we've. ever had have you do you like magic we. have three of them in here. [ __ ] okay. do you think that jewels and i are. magical no they're regular asians we're. regular asians. you're talking about just asians. huh let's talk about asians in general. yeah but there'll be three asians and. two black guys it'll be kind of balanced. so let's. do you think if i do if i do if i do.

blackface on this show do you think it. would it'd be bad. i you know what i don't think it would. be if i do blackface. don't do that should i not do that. wait tell me why i shouldn't do it. because uh is it funny no it's is it. funny to see a red-headed guy in black. face red hair black face. never seen it but you know it's still. in america it's still a white dude. come on. you.

yeah. let's just let's i've always wanted. let's create a kids show. okay right. i think that right i think we have this. perfect dynamic. to create the best kids show in the. world we can create. we can create mass like little puppets. right it can be in the street or grove. whatever you know i mean grove. i don't know you know how the sesame. street's on the street oh we're on an.

avenue or a boulevard yeah but let's. create something different yeah. sesame street was on street how about an. island maybe like some sort of. island what is it called it's called it. can't be turtle how about this. the tops of turtle island. that's where the kids are yes the adults. are in the bottom yeah. yeah but the kids yeah so if you look at. that poster right this is the bottom. that's the bottom the turtle island this. looks like a kids show yeah. right so. maybe we create a kid show called the.

tops of turtle island right. and it's a magical saturday morning kids. show yeah right. obviously. he's the lead he's not just the lead you. know he could play the kid. okay. yeah yeah i think that you could play. the kids. right i don't think anyone shaved the. mustache and i think bingo. we're there okay right yeah you could. yeah yeah and what did we call you uh. um. because you know in sesame street they. had the.

there was a black eye in it right the. guy that would the bald-headed black guy. that would walk through the streets. lavar burton what was his name no it. wasn't lavar burton who was it i don't. know i don't know his name shel. silverstein. no that was a [ __ ]. man y'all watched sesame street that. much. you should know this guy's name man he's. like one of your guys he's one of your. guys yeah yeah. his name.

[Music]. this is either this is either keenan. from snl in costume yeah or steve harvey. the black muppets. what oh there's black mothers black mum. it's not that's what i'm talking about. they were on sesame street no they're. new they got chocolate yeah yeah yeah. that's amazing. yeah yeah crack but that's good. one that got cracked right is that what. it's supposed to.

muppets on sesame street one's a lawyer. right i don't know well i mean he's he. disobeys the law right that's for sure. yeah. put that back up. it looks so fancy. just click it in you see the. good afternoon now it's broken apart. yeah. rudy rudy since you're young you're the. youngest one here what are the what are. the names of the black muppets from. sesame street.

i've never watched sesame street. okay let's. let's start let's watch. barney okay. yeah me too me too man. that's rude. rudy rudy since you're the youngest one. in here what are the names of the black. you must know what are the names of the. black muppets from sesame street yeah. the. father. is. those are brothers. they're lovers. for sure they're lovers oh the one on.

the right yeah. his name. carl. carl carl. very good i'm very nice hanson carl. anderson carl hanson okay. never met a black guy named with the. last name hanson have you carl's. carlos. what about the guy on the left. left is. daryl daryl daryl you mean no. oh daryl. so carl daryl carl and daryl all right. okay. they're lovers yeah they're lovers right.

okay so in our the tops of turtle island. let's create there's always an opening. theme song carl right. right. so i so we're opening right so i'm going. to do a lot line from the new theme song. happiness on top of turtle island. welcome all my friends. and everybody we love you.

there's only a couple of black people. here so everybody feels safe. hey rooney. yeah we love them so much. bobby. and. here we go. and we're going to present. carl. hansen. and then you got you come out welcome. yeah yeah your [ __ ] car i thought he. said he was going to be careful no your. car girl who gives a [ __ ] okay.

right the [ __ ] kids. you come up all. this is the morning [ __ ] new show. yeah hey. my little kitties hey carlos yo once. again you love me. how to just. love each other and make sandwiches. alphabets.

numerical numbers or anything about. ethics well you got to eat first right. energy we gotta learn science. [Applause]. and we're very inquisitive kid carl i. have a question. how come your skin is different than. mine. well good question. that's real because the atomic structure. of an atom. builds you to make you look like me. wait a minute it makes me look like me. and make you look like you. oh wow wow cause my dad says it's.

because um we're better than you wow. what does your dad say uh my dad say. that uh your dad is racist. that's a new word kids. nice to meet you timothy do you know o.j. i don't know him but i know of him tell. me about him i don't know anything. because we didn't learn about them. oj broke football records.

that's it all right now. i have another question okay your turn. you don't answer my question seven year. old what you got. um do you know bill cosby. phew yes yes we do who is he who is what. did he do okay well there's a company. called jello right yeah. [Music].

okay i don't know where you're going but. i'm gonna cut you off seven year old. cause you can get little kids can say. the darnedest things you know. high five. what why do some people not like michael. jackson. we are getting we are going for the. celebrities huh. let's not say. probably uh because uh. he was a good moonwalker you know and he. was uh. he was very famous and you know people. it's it's a thing called haters in this.

world we're not haters right boys and. girls. and then now you talk about haters. haters haters kids. are those who don't like. you when you're on the top of your best. do we like haters no. exactly haters can kiss ass can we cuss. on this channel can i can i ask you a. question okay just give me five okay.

did epstein kill himself. [Music]. but it's possible it's possible you know. but he's with the good lord right yeah i. think. um do you know much about al-assad from. the. leader of syria. he gives stuff to his people.

tell us about that well i don't know. much about them but yeah yeah egypt. sometimes you use chemical warfare. there's all people or something. yeah. okay. can i teach your teacher you've got a. mother another is it gonna. are you pro-palestine or pro-israel. yeah true hard question. you know what this is called yeah we'll. get back to you later all right. commercial.

[Applause]. do you really think 911 was an inside. job. well wow you're going down i mean the. way the buildings fell the stacks you. know i think steel seems weird. it could be. you know yeah do we have anybody.

conspiracy street would be so [ __ ] so. good have little kids. could have little kids talking about. conspiracy little seven-year-olds being. like 911 was an inside job. but they would never have the kids. right the kids like because their. parents are there kid actors will do. anything i know but the parents will be. like no yeah show what they're getting. paid you're like well that's true we'll. double the pay oh yeah i mean dude you. know what's so funny whenever i work. with kids on a show it's always so weird. like look it. a lot of them are very sweet but it's.

just like the parents. are like very manipulative and. controlling over the kids when they're. on set yeah and this one kid was like. in the pool he's like the pool is cold. and he's visibly like shaking he's been. in the pool for like three hours yeah. and it was warm but it was still cold. outside he's like the the pool is cold. and the mom runs over and she goes. you're going to stay in the pool until. the ted tell you to get out of the. [ __ ] pool wow wow yeah parents are. [ __ ] and he was like but it's cool. and she's like cut it out yeah and i was. like that's so [ __ ] up but also.

hypothermia ladies and gentlemen yeah so. [ __ ] it up suck it up yeah you're. getting a grand yeah suck it up you. little [ __ ] when i was on spring i'll. take the we had a little kid that played. the kid there you know jenna fisher's. and oliver's. you know i mean they're the parents yeah. and he would follow me around the set. and poke me. uh right you're very poke-able i'm very. poor he would poke me and giggle and i. always laughed really loud so people. knew where i was with the kid. that would go to the bathroom he would. follow me yeah and poke me in the. bathroom not in the bathroom around like.

where there's no one around and i would. run towards somebody. so that just people could see him poke. you know man do you feel like that was. bullying. yeah that's a little bullying that's no. i like it. but because kids you know kids i'll be. honest with you and ask jules. um kids like me well they think you're. them no dude. you look like a big family and we have. kids over the house. oh [ __ ]. switch get the [ __ ] out of here kick me.

out get the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god now. we're talking about magic here come sit. right here in the middle please. this is amazing this is [ __ ] amazing. dude good to meet you this is amazing. great [ __ ] limb dude will you come. sit down this is so amazing this is so. [ __ ] amazing oh i'm sorry look at. that this is how professional the studio. is they've that yeah yeah. apple box sit on the apple box that's. your wife that's my wife yeah which one. how are you which one is your wife. there's two people i'm not assuming i'm.

not assuming anything today all right. let can i do the introductions well hold. up let's let everyone settle may i do. the introductions yeah you can. all right i'm going to stand in when i. say do we need to move this fancy for so. if he does cards on the table yeah. yeah yeah move that yeah yeah get this. may i do an introduction please. yeah. do you give me a countdown please. jules. three. from ten. ten. nine. eight. seven six.

five four three two one. magical asians. they're the best.

the magical whites aren't as good. no chance no chance no chance it's. magical asians okay here we go ladies. and gentlemen boys and girls hi i'm. bobby nice to meet you. i get nervous um introduce the magical. asian wow. i will my bad i'm sorry i got angry. you're on steroids and i know that you. have prednisone. all right.

so um many many years ago i'm a big fan. of talent shows yeah okay and i'm also i. know penn gillette oh. and um so when i was in hungary. um. last summer with penn jillette we were. shooting a movie yeah and i asked him i. go do you think that shin lim. is the best guy out there and he goes i. think he is that's what pennsylvania you. know i think i heard this one yeah yeah. and so i've been watching america's got.

talent over the years and also also. other. variety shows. and i've watched every magician right. yeah known to man yeah right over the. years yeah i really believe that this. young man he's from boston correct i am. originally from boston yes so you know i. know things you're canadian now too oh. yeah originally too there you go both. you know. i do and that's great yeah it made me. look full just a little bit yeah yeah. yeah a little bit anyway um and so i. also know howie very well so do i and.

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order with doordash subject to change. turns apply so um shin thank you so much. for coming by the way you know he just. came from ellen. just yeah it's it's it was short it was. true it wasn't ellen who's ellen. ellen ellen. she was gone no dude this is the light. last night this is the last season one. of the last episodes oh really yeah well. he's been on it before i'm just saying. he came to us from allen yeah so let's. really give it up for shin lim for. coming here from. ellen to here look at this [ __ ].

studio yeah but his wife is sitting on a. simple box stop stop stop stop ellen. ellen i know good friends all right stop. though this is the argument though right. ellen shoots on warner brothers right. it's a five minute drive i'm i'm not. talking here i'm not talking about how. long did i take you five ten minutes. well we did try to go to in and out and. then we realized we didn't have time so. we came back. oh. you didn't get a fool you guys guessed. them in and out [ __ ] yeah. yeah oh my god.

i'm so. sorry wait what's your in and out order. we'd love to know just the regular. number one number one yeah regular fries. or animal style animal stuff is that. burger animal style. no they have that yeah you can animal. style anything what is animals what. style animals you know animal style. don't get aggressive secrets. i need information animal style is. grilled onions. and a little secret secret sauce but. there's no. dessert bun. no yeah it's just added into the stuff.

you already get can i can i just say put. grilled onions in it would they know. you have to say animal style for their. special sauce with the grilled onions. okay you guys have never heard of the. bomb you never heard of that neither. animal style but i didn't know what it. was. you don't know you don't know much about. anything actually don't be like that i. know a little bit he knows a lot. hey doc like this before say a word that. you know he doesn't know a big word. yeah. serendipity what does that mean don't. know yeah great movie. oh really good movie really good movie.

so okay. what does it mean then it means peace. inner peace. no it doesn't tranquility no it doesn't. no it doesn't it sounds like it sounds. like. serendipitous means uh something is. almost like destin is destiny driven you. know. it's like a confluence of events that. make something destiny driven you can't. just throw out a [ __ ]. a [ __ ] movie title like that takes. the form of finding valuable players. it's like me saying it or not hey what. does quantum solus mean i mean it. doesn't.

yeah that's what he did. well there's two words one word but. okay okay let's go back to our guest. shin lim's here yeah yeah yeah so first. of all. we both love you yeah we. respect you you're incredible you're. incredible uh. what do you think. why do you think you're such a magic. asian oh what do you think makes you the. most magical the hair maybe i don't know. [Laughter]. it's where i get all my mana from i. don't know. when did you when did you start really.

getting into it uh 16. i turned 16. i. was like uh you know i might be able to. get a girlfriend doing this so and and. gotta watch. that was a long time later oh really. yeah it turns out you have to actually. talk to them so i couldn't. i thought i was like oh i just show them. a trick and then and then they give me. their numbers this is how it works yeah. and that turns out no i figured that out. later in my life as well i couldn't get. any girls. before i was 21. never same zero no i. didn't get a single girl not a single.

one i was so shy i didn't know how to do. it what we knew that but go ahead oh. bro is that a slam bro burn from. speaking facts yeah speaking i want to. say this to you oh here we go okay just. sit really quick remember i know we have. a good i just want to say one thing okay. be nice is that you're a black man right. oh boy. right now and i have a bigger dick than. you okay. and that's sad on you well no you don't. have a bigger dick than me but that's. something are you talking what do you. mean like like per capita like in terms. of girth i bet you money mine's like a. spam can it is yeah yeah.

yeah it's like a [ __ ] box it is right. it is interesting it doesn't even. sometimes enter some badges no. okay sorry about this no it's great i. don't want to get did you do you feel. good yeah no i feel great okay. right now and don't ever talk to me like. that it's positive okay let's go to them. let's go back. okay let me ask you so your did did you. guys meet did you guys meet because of. magic uh well in a way yeah she was. actually a dancer for uh an illusionist. a big big time illusion is franz ferrari. oh.

and i was actually the magician. performing in his theater as well when. you stole him from her kind of some. something like that you weren't dating. him by any chance no no no no he's like. no 50 years old oh yes that doesn't. bobby's 50. okay. how old are you. 26 yeah okay collab is 26 uh no she's 35. same same okay. back to schindler. you look very young. no no no no don't don't i don't know.

what don't. i knew that about him. i knew that we'd have a connection. what's the connection when i watched the. youtube and i saw him on thing right it. seems like a beam of light came out of. it and it connected to mine. through the television yeah to the. screen my ipad do you think he felt that. i'm pretty sure. he probably didn't know what it was at. the time. you feel like you connected through. bobby through television i uh when i was. watching the the podcast yes that's. awesome i have to see yes see those. beams right so what i love about him is. like um.

when people do magic right yeah there's. like magic reveal videos afterwards yeah. right and people go well this is how. this magician did it right there's a lot. of his [ __ ] that people can't figure out. so you went on uh did you go on pens uh. yeah yeah you did that right yeah i did. it twice and you didn't and they didn't. get you. apparently not no no i mean i i really. do feel like they actually know some of. it because i saw one of them and they. did not he admitted that he didn't get. it yeah you think he was lying no. they're not lying about the whole thing. i know they probably know certain parts.

of it but i think you know if they enjoy. the entire act as an entirety then they. say yeah out of respect something like. that yeah because most magicians we kind. of know how everything really works you. know once it's like it's like piano. really if you know the basic chords and. everything you can really create any. like a symphony so does anybody fool. shin lim oh yeah plenty times there's. magicians that do tricks yeah i have no. idea it has to be like uh probably. mentalism or different types not cards. you know uh right yeah different types a. different kind of a different type of. match.

go ahead. how you feel about david blaine oh he's. he's my inspiration man that's what i'm. talking about yeah yeah when i uh. because i. i like this guy he's great he's awesome. i i uh i found it on youtube i started. on youtube that's how i i learned. everything and uh you know when i saw. david blaine he's so cool you know he's. so like because he usually what it was. was david copperfield yeah he was oh. yeah he's the biggest yeah he was a. stage illusionist and i thought all. magic was just that it was the big boxes. and that type of grand illusion but. david was really the first type where he.

was just he was just doing card magic. that's all he was doing you know yeah. and i said well this is so cool like you. can do the same thing kind of evoke that. same experience in people's reactions. with just a deck of cards and so that's. kind of what got me inspired to to. choose close-up magic also it's like the. cheapest you know it's. a lot cheaper than stage magic too yeah. also can i just say this that. in terms of magicians there's different. styles right so it's like asking you. what you just did was asking adele like. wait what what do you think of salt and.

pepper. they're great i know but i'm just saying. that what is that even i'm just saying. it's just it's just because they're. singers as singers that doesn't mean. that you mean that he has an opinion. about it right he did though he did. though and he came he came and he. actually said it was one of the people. that he that was like ebony and ivory. that was yeah you're wrong on this one. okay i'm gonna back up are there any. black magicians are there any black. people. david blaine isn't black what is he he's. black-ish. is black sunday's on abc what is he i. think so he's i think he's half black.

okay or let's find out yeah. are there any other black magicians. though. are there any other things because. there's close-up magic there's like you. know inside of hand there's different. kinds that's true yeah yeah this is true. look at peter shows us a picture and he. pete's like tell tell me if he's black. go to his wikipedia wikipedia yeah. wikipedia is going to find out if david. blaine is black are there any other like. black famous magicians that you know uh. eric jones he's like a very like uh. underground sleight of hand he would be. yeah so are you in the uh the magic.

castles club. no actually i'm not i go there quite. frequently okay. okay hey time out real fast. that was it go back. he's the best in the world i really. believe that. was russian jewish and uh puerto rican. italian so no not black he's not black. oh yeah.

can i also say what else so he he not. only did win not only did he win not a. bigot you're a bigot. not only did he win. um america's got talent he won the one. do you know how they do the champions. one yeah all the winners all the winners. right from all over the world. they compete in one thing okay he won. that as well was there anybody at agt. that you didn't like that you're. competing against no they're all so. amazing i mean you don't want america. you don't have time he won both holy. [ __ ]. let me get out this regular question.

before you say some dumb [ __ ]. no but but when you're competing is this. is the competition of turn off his mic. is the competition. thank you guys turn it back on i'm. kidding i'm just joking doc no but like. you know the competition on shows like. we look as comics the thing that we.

share with you guys would be like. it it is a youth sport or whatever you. want to yeah there's only one winner. right and there's so much other. competition quote unquote as you're. climbing through the ranks do you guys. is there ever beef between you guys or. not on agt i mean i feel like every. first of all everyone's really nice on. set and they have to be yeah they have. to be but. we don't have too much time with each. other so there's really not enough time. to kind of develop that drama uh do you. have a do you have a dramatic beef with. another magician i want it so bad. he does oh yeah i mean there's a lot of.

drama that goes who i want to know so. she knows we could leak it out yeah yeah. she doesn't know yeah. there's magicians that you like you. don't have to say names but there's. magicians that you guys clash a little. bit sure yeah i mean i guess the one. that that's the most recent would be uh. i mean would you say the guy from this. this magician won uh italy's got talent. and he uh oh igt yeah yeah italy's got. talent and he did like exactly my act. like from beginning middle to the end. who is this guy let's [ __ ] kill him. and rip him apart. on this show we're gonna ruin it yeah.

his career is over. bobby is gonna spend. did you when you did champions did you. do it with marcelita pomoy uh i believe. in chat no no. no but i hung out with him he's a cool. guy um dude so the philippines yeah he's. not a magician marcelino marcelito pamoy. is the best singer i believe that's ever. done a singing competition in the world. bro. you should see him what about susan.

boyle no. watch do if you saw marceline to pumoy. you're going to be like oh yeah that's a. skill set no one else has time out is. this like it's like magic is his name. stefano stuff yeah yeah yeah. stefano stefano. we don't want to watch the thing let's. just see it. he is though yeah he looks like a culkin. can i be honest yeah yeah he's cute he. is cute he's cute. and he's got sexy eyes look at those. yeah yeah yeah and he's got a sweet. italian accent like i gotta do.

magic for you. even if he [ __ ] up he's like a pasta. they'd lose it awesome so wait a minute. stefano brodzato we have beef with no i. don't i don't know i don't i don't have. bad friends does this we do we have beef. in. the magic community got so like upset. over and i was just like i was like i. was flattered i was like oh you know for. me it was flatter flattering though yeah. i consider myself to win agt three times.

no but truth be told you don't have the. beef but i want to say something to. stefano. you steal some [ __ ] from shin lim again. bro we're going to come [ __ ] find you. bobby you want to say i want to see. what's his name stefano i don't even i. don't even give i'm not going to even. memorize it good i'm not going to give. it in my head no headspace say listen. guinea that's what you say. is that a good word it's a it's a racial. epithet towards italian yeah but will i. be in trouble.

[ __ ] guinea bastard look at me right. now i said listen you ragoo eating. eating chef boyd. worshiping piece of [ __ ] human. garbage yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't care. what kind of mafia you know. and he oh he does he's connected oh [ __ ]. i keep going i keep going hit him hard. bring it on bring it on yeah those.

[ __ ] mooks. i don't even know but that's like it. sounds like it takes out i think that's. a black thing. is it yeah yeah take mukesh i don't know. let's go let's get a room vote google. what moocs means. m-o-o-k yeah yeah. i don't think mook is a racial epithet. i've never a stupid or incompetent. person. oh yeah mook but that's it but wait a. minute what's the etymology of mook. because just because. no you it's just as they're fine i'm. gonna call them a mook do etymology.

we do need to find the background. because we say some [ __ ] like mook there. we go right there. uh uncertain origin perfect column. right. if you [ __ ] steal from my boy. you're in trouble bro i will [ __ ]. call everyone i know right and i know. yakuza oh [ __ ] you want a war yeah. italian and yakuza yeah yeah we'll chop. your [ __ ] fingers off all right. freeze from this bobby's face and then. put the day he was born and the day he.

died right now. because he those these guys are going to. kill us all right yeah. that being said don't steal our boys. don't steal i was just kidding it's a. comedy podcast and i'm gentle and and. i'm a nice guy please don't kill me yeah. he's being sarcastic. we're dead um do you want to show us. stuff or yeah of course all right wait. but doc i think dogs should be. why would you want to be a spectator i. don't know yeah i think doc should be. the one picking the cards and being the. guy. yeah so sneak behind bobby sneak behind. me and then and then scratch down.

scratch down there. this is [ __ ] i'm so excited. so just crouch down there bob i mean you. know what i'm gonna do what i'm gonna. sit like i want to sit over here and. watch no sit in your chair so we can see. you on camera please. all right all right here we go first you. don't have to pray before he does magic. on you. sit in your chair please. allegedly.

okay michael jordan was allegedly the. best at basketball but you know it's a. [ __ ] fact so uh i a lot of whatever i. do i'm not really claiming that i do any. sort of actual magic it's sleight of. hand it's something like this uh see i'm. just manipulating the deck so it kind of. looks like. looks like magic but in a way i can. form even shapes like a circle. triangle. and i can even do something like this uh. oh [ __ ]. yeah that's a actually that's um no. social life that's what it means. actually. but here give the deck a shuffle give.

the deck a shuffle as much as you want. yeah give it a mix even mix. perfect. absolutely perfect bro. already [ __ ] it up. that was embarrassing that was. embarrassing. it's making my life a little more. difficult very very shuffle oh my god.

all right all right doc hand it back at. some point though. he's down to the deck and everything. right it's okay. uh what's gonna happen. oh my god you're gonna can you. can you overhand shuffle like this. without dropping the card okay all right. that's gonna be pretty important later. on all right guys all right doc so. what's gonna happen is uh i'm gonna. spread the deck you just point to any. anywhere in the deck you want anywhere. right now doc at this point uh you can. change your mind do you want to change. your mind are you happy no no.

you feel this card right here you're. sure i'll leave it out jog like this all. right you already examined the deck but. here take take take the cards out take. that card out sorry the one that you. yeah the one that you examine show to. the camera and everyone. here let me see. okay yeah okay all right you remember. remember the card yeah and uh we didn't. pre-plan any of this did we no of course. yeah of course okay. that's fine imagine these two guys. knowing each other in the real world. that we have no idea i won't look at the. car but we'll place them to the deck and. now doc i want you to make it can you or. if you if you don't want to drop the. cards again you can shuffle the cards.

like this totally up to you go ahead. okay yeah he's going to do easy way. would be this please don't drop it again. please. that's like faster faster. easy way to shuffle this all right. you're done do it. all right okay and uh yeah i'm gonna. take off your jacket yes yeah we'll. think i i i hide stuff so i'm gonna okay. but he got wait did you hear them he. goes a very elementary way to shuffle. but don't say that word he didn't make. it through that whole thing so okay. okay. all right i'm taking i'm taking my. jacket only because some people he. shuffles like a guy with four fingers.

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anything yeah. are you are you happy with where it was. where you shuffled the cards very happy. yeah well they stayed together this time. so. one more all right. all right all right all right all right. good you made that last choice right all. right okay yeah okay yeah that's fine. that's fine that's it all right uh place. it onto the table. onto the table very good now doug you. shuffled all 52 playing cards right. right over here all 52 until the left. was just one card to the top and you. made that last minute decision of. placing one card back to the top of the. deck right yeah.

yeah and i didn't control you the entire. time no no what was your card for the. first time no you want me to tell you. yeah you can tell me because you're. holding on to a random card at this. point so. there's a three three space and you. shuffled that deck the entire time yeah. i didn't go anywhere near that deck did. i you shuffled it you handled you even. dropped all the cards. yeah yeah take a look at the card in. your hand right now take a look yeah. show it. show it show it.

yes show it show it show it man that's. [ __ ] holy [ __ ]. that's uh. maybe that's coincidence i'll try we'll. try this again yeah we'll try this try. yeah we'll do it again we'll do it again. i can do this as many times as possible. sometimes it's slight of hand right. sometimes i can take three that's not. three spaces that's three clubs and i. can pretend to deal the card like this. right that's that's called the. second deal but don't tell anyone all. right this is a sneaky little move that. magicians do. but i'm gonna do it with one hand this. time so you just say stop.

at any time. any time anytime you want you know you. say the word stop not any time any time. but anytime you right here document. change your mind are you happy. you happy yeah you're happy. two in a row that's uh. [Music]. dude every time like have you ever seen. every black people with david blaine. always like.

they always got to go to god. because they think he they think he. might be the devil. [Applause]. relax everything's fine relax. here you you you do it this time take. the deck right here. should i shuffle would you want a shelf. i'd rather use shuffle. shuffle shuffle shuffle it shuffle it. shuffle it give it a mix yeah yeah. shuffle it overhand shuffle like this. yeah overhand like that yeah yeah yeah. yeah that's okay there you go there we. go. that's how you shuffle the deck all. right that's what you were saying yeah. yeah all right yeah doc start dealing. the cards into my hand like bobby has.

never yeah yeah felt cards go faster. close your eyes close your eyes close. your eyes i don't want you feel like i'm. hypnotizing you because i could do that. just deal whenever you want. and whenever you want just stop whenever. you want go ahead we own you. you want me okay i'll stop right there. you're sure. okay now you can open up your eyes now. you stop right over here this is your. card right. and this is my card over here. at this point. you're gonna make a choice. and the moment you make that choice oh. [ __ ] there's no going back.

it's 50 50 this time even though you. shuffled the deck but uh. which one do you want your card or my. card. go ahead grip the edge of that card grab. the edge of the card yeah yeah yeah and. show it to everyone. oh my god. and and and. look if you if you slaughtered this card. that's the queen of spades that's. obviously look at the card. oh.

this whole thing was an illusion this. whole thing was an illusion this wasn't. even there yeah. the three is not even in anywhere in the. deck that was an illusion man i don't. know what you like. i don't really know what you're thinking. i don't think so i don't think the. camera caught it but yeah yeah let's. give it up for. shiny no no i did catch it i got it on. my camera i got it so i got it up close. i i don't think i've ever i don't i've. never seen it up that close i've done.

like the magic castle yeah that's close. up they have up close yeah but there's. like seven of us and we're drunk. i've been i've never been sober and been. this close to watch it which is why it. is better drunk sometimes. well it's way more it's way more ooh ah. right right like the best one i ever saw. was a a magician that was there he's. really old he does upstairs in the. corner and he does. is that what his name is hannibal. a bigger guy he is heavy yeah oh yeah. and he and he did one where it was. in a the card that someone a woman had. picked at the table ended up in.

a. uh sealed envelope. on her person okay and it was she pulled. it out. how yeah yeah it's uh yeah easy. is it easy. uh it depends. i've seen this dude right mm-hmm someone. sign a card with their name right that. [ __ ] me up. and then you know he's doing the whole. thing right. and he pulls the [ __ ] card out of his. [ __ ] mouth you put the card out of.

your mouth yeah that's my favorite smoke. comes out of his [ __ ] mouth bro like. a [ __ ] dragon wow right and he pulls. out the [ __ ] card with the signed on. it. right i seen another this fool right. here bro don't say fool oh this this. jump this human that we love. this guy. sure this great guy no fool. all right fine i've seen a lot of other. fools in this room this mooc. sure yeah. right i've seen them right put a sign. card put it in an envelope right it.

disappears. and then it appears in someone's [ __ ]. water jug no. what. yeah that was on agt. does anybody do gross magic yeah yeah i. mean blaine does some of that i would. say but then like could you could it. could be like what's your here's your. card and then. like check your butthole and someone. could pull out. of their butthole a card could you be a. little bit comedic but yeah that's what. i like i want to see that'll be a good. trick for you to. do could you put a card in his butthole. right now i don't know.

i want it so dirty because i don't [ __ ]. up his cards. he has so many cards it'll stain his. card remove the deck. it'll ruin the deck. how many do you have a favorite deck no. not really no it doesn't exist and as. long as it's like good quality i can do. all those you know fancy shuffles. bicycle is the one yeah yeah yeah is. there other card companies that compete. yeah plenty yeah can i ask questions. is there any is there a moment ever when. you're performing where you in your head. go i just [ __ ] up oh yeah really. really oh yeah and what do you do how do. you have to readjust yeah you have to.

readjust and plan it's uh. and especially you know the ones with. the music because everything i do with. the music routine is usually timed and. synchronized yeah and you know the track. it's not like the guy could like edit. halfway through the track and like stop. it if i messed up it's like from. beginning to end it's just the single. track just goes through so if i messed. up any time. in before big moment or climax of the. act. i have to kind of keep up and then. continue going through and keep up with. the music and so it's a it's a really.

weird process it's different from music. because music if you mess up on the. piano i used to play the piano a lot and. you know if you mess up you just kind of. push through to the next bar sure with. magic you have to just kind of go back. fix what you made. messed up on and then get and catch up. and catch up in time back to the music. see like with us we [ __ ] up a joke on. stage or something yeah i'll admit it. yeah well. yeah but i'm saying like if you're. [ __ ] up a joke as you're telling a. setup yeah we need to roll through it. and they usually never know yeah so it's. like it doesn't matter to it it's like.

with you you have to it's registering. but you have to make sure you're keeping. up with the right well that's [ __ ]. nuts wow that's nuts and he i don't know. what kind of accident you had. you [ __ ] up your fingers and you had. to have yeah right yeah i have a scar. you can still see the scar yeah yeah. what happened can i see. what what did you do oh it was a it was. an illusion actually i was trying out an. illusion for the first time clearly i. shouldn't do that anymore yeah yeah it's. uh it was a crossbow act oh [ __ ] yeah. yeah it's very dangerous and so it went. through it no no i was actually just. trying to fix one of the props and then.

it just. got right because it was the crossbow. was cocked you know what yeah yeah yeah. so it's uh yeah not not safe so tell me. there's like you know like we ju comics. judge each other a lot like there's. always like a material thing about like. what kind of comic that you like and. what material they do are there. magicians. do you guys is there such thing as like. a. in the magician world like a hacky trick. uh there's there's a lot like like like. a tag yeah or like stuff that you all. know that you're like that's [ __ ]. cheap that's oh yeah yeah yeah. elementary [ __ ] i think that's so we.

would. yeah like even like uh cutting lady in. half that that's kind of that's my first. thought i thought that was that was that. and that's what we think up to like if. we see a magician doing that we're like. come on dude like uh can't you do a more. advanced version of that but the but the. ring thing seemed kind that doesn't seem. too hacky to me i see i don't know yeah. you wouldn't know that like when darcy. oak you know darcy uncle right from. canada right so when darcy i love magic. uh he does the thing where he puts the. pigeons in the cage right yeah and he.

lifts up the cage and there's a woman. there yeah right is that kind of like. slicing a woman in half in terms of like. it's an illusion right yeah i mean she's. obviously sitting there the whole time i. imagine that girl she's not. she's not. yes she just appears she appeared from. the dubs. she's made out of the dubs that's. ridiculous very smart. yeah yeah yeah she's an illusion she. okay well thank you because you almost. had me. i'm being real you almost had me i.

almost went okay i know if he wasn't. here you know i would have got you i. know you wouldn't let you down that road. to you believe so when he does that is. that hacky. some magicians would say yeah yeah. that's what i thought when i saw it yeah. yeah even me as a layman. or just a fan yeah there are sometimes i. watch and i go uh. you know it's like also here's what i. don't like also is the blackboard. when they do close-up magic because the. blackboard the felt on it it just you. can tell. you know what you know like the. blackboard huh. would it be better if there's a.

whiteboard. i could do a whiteboard no yeah i can do. whiteboard when i say it the the literal. board is black i'm just a reference to a. human being seems like it okay. seems like the issue was that it was a. blackboard i understand that. that's true. you know do you like blackboards or. whiteboards better whiteboards for sure. of course they're so much easier to read. they're just.

uh because blackboard is what they do is. right when they do the close-up right. it's like you can hide coins and stuff. because if they're. felt as well black felt yes it hides. onto the thing so it's like. we just know that i just i don't like it. right what he does though is i'll watch. and i go. i don't know how he did that do you ever. work the castle or no no no not yet one. day wait wait wait yeah what do you mean. as in like i'm just you don't want to no.

no i haven't i haven't been asked to do. it or anything he's. has his own show in vegas now yeah i. know but i'm saying would would you ever. stop into la and just go do a set there. is that a thing yeah yeah eventually. want to like if i have some free time. because the thing is like when you go. there you have to go there for a week. and you have to perform that for a week. and so usually i've never had that kind. of one week off sure i'm like yep i can. do this that's what i'm saying is like. if we pop into new york and we want to. do a spot like this it's like a thing if. we want to do a couple of nights you can. i didn't know how it works there if it's. a yeah you have to take a residency.

there short resident sure yeah yeah but. he's like the dave chappelle of [ __ ]. magic right right and dave chappelle. drops into it i know but he but he we. don't the comments doesn't make him do a. week no that's this is what i was asking. the company magic club should he should. show up and just be like i'm only doing. one day and whoever's on the floor doing. their thing yeah get the [ __ ] get the. [ __ ] out of here all right let's send. him a message. listen to a comedy magic club yeah you. don't let him do a [ __ ] one-night. one-off if he feels like he's been he's. a pop-in right right celebrity pop-in if. you don't want us to burn that place to.

the. out of the ground. there's a sushi restaurant above it. i love it okay so let's burn it and go. get sushi yeah but i don't want to build. is that aren't they attached to the. buildings or not it's above it they have. a sushi place at the castle no no it's. a little above it yeah really it's. really good yamashiro yeah if you go up. the hill yeah there's a nice sushi place. yes. bobby is this the same magician that you. and steve cried on that the same dude. well cried you cried on him what did he. remember you and steve was watching some. do do magic. no no that was um.

in and of itself yes yeah yeah what's. his name uh uh uh. he's doing neil brennan's show right now. yeah yeah do you like that did you watch. that it's so inspiring it's so good i i. he he he actually inspired my show uh in. vegas wow yeah when i watched it because. i never got to see it live. uh. but i watched it on on hulu it moved me. derek. yeah. my brother and i cried i cried you.

i mean and by the way i've had people. like nah i didn't really like it i'm. like you're up you're [ __ ] i don't. trust those people. yeah yeah we don't hang out you're a. piece of [ __ ] yeah they could because. they thought it was gonna be like a. magic magic show you know they yeah they. expected no this was this was. intellectual magic yeah it was very deep. it's not it was emotional magic that's. what i'm saying but but it was also your. your brain was active the whole time it. wasn't like. it wasn't like sit back you were like. you were actively my mind was going oh. that's i feel that way about these. things about these things you know so if.

you don't if you have hulu watch in and. of itself amazing [ __ ] incredible but. if you're in vegas where is your. residency at at the mirage oh and what a. name the mirage yes isn't the mirage one. of the biggest places uh where's sick. freedom we're using it it's [ __ ] huge. [ __ ] 645 [ __ ] lion teaming [ __ ]. they're dead yeah one of them got bit. well what are you going to do right. you play with fire you gotta get exactly. dude it's like wait he died right they.

both both of them passed away yeah and. during that uh during covet no they got. covered or no i did one of them had. clothes and it bit him and he got. covered from the lion yeah that's true. the cove had lion because with my lines. i social distance your lines are out. there yeah they're in the backyard but. we have a distance thing right and. they're vaccinated wait who got bit. siegfried or roy i think it was roy so. roy got bit but siegfried died of just. regular life. that stinks. that sticks anyway go see shin lim at. the mirage yeah yeah and there's no. lions can i throw a just a really quick.

thing yeah because joe coy. used to. shovel tiger that tiger [ __ ] at mirage. when i met him no way yeah so when he. was a kid. and i was a kid we met at an open 1995. we met at um the comedy store in la. jolla we're both open mikers and he goes. you had harriet at the time he goes hey. shuffle tiger [ __ ] you know i mean in. vegas you should come hang out so i. drove to vegas just to show you no. he did i did open mics in vegas with him. but i stayed in his [ __ ] head this.

little apartment right and he would do. that he wear the outfit and shove her. shuffle tiger dude that dude's come a. long [ __ ] way dude he used to work at. the bank yeah he used to work at the. bank in century city yeah and uh was a. teller for a long time and then after. that he'd. uh. okay somebody told me he worked. somewhere else that i did i was like god. joe coy he went from that to be selling. out [ __ ] arenas did you like like. you're you're he's in vegas too right. joe coy performs yeah sometimes well he. does big theaters. so you so how many seats are in the.

theater are you performing one thousand. three hundred [ __ ] off yeah and how many. shows do you have to do all of them five. shows a week yeah we're dark tuesday. wednesdays but five shows a week yeah. and wait are you very lucky to be to. still be performing so it's uh no you. deserve it don't do that you deserve. some people should feel lucky to be. there yeah they they're lucky to have. you big difference yeah they don't have. the tv coverage you do yeah are you his. manager no. publicist your publicist.

how much of a politician publicity. nightmare would he be a nightmare. yeah no no no no no no the mooc thing. he'd be like no. i know that's why i don't have a. publicist no i know me neither are you. yeah yeah yeah they always sweat. they go um. we could get you on wendy williams maybe. even then it would be tough. um this next crazy [ __ ] asians yeah. so um.

if i'm. here here's the deal because i know that. pan and. um penn and teller want me to do go to. um do their show they want me to do. their show so if i'm if we do a trip out. to vegas when you're doing your show. could we come to your show for free yeah. just let me know like no can can we do. we should pay no no no no no no i want. you guys to set up best seats i want i. want i want to pay i want to pay i want. bobby to pay is what i'm saying no no. no i don't want to pay at all right and. i went backstage yeah we're going. backstage yeah yeah just to say meet and. greet what.

you don't get you know you don't get to. get to go you piece of [ __ ] no you're. [ __ ] up today you don't get to go get. to go wait a minute let me ask you this. so this is an inside baseball question. for like when we have fans that come. backstage or i mean uh friends that come. backstage. do you prefer people pre-show or post. show post show show right see that's the. same thing with us is like people always. want to come backstage and you're like. please don't come back here. because they're like we're here early. can we come say hi and you're like no no. i hate it but people don't know that's. like a weird rule that like performs. they just think who cares you're gonna. go do the show and you're like dude.

don't come back here please it bothers. me so much and even after the show do. you need some cool down time not at all. so you're good. [Applause]. on lockdown yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a. pretty solid show but if i do that that. thing with the music that i was talking. about yeah when there is a mistake that. happens yeah whether with sleight of.

hand it doesn't it can be anything. really and that's when you start to get. nervous because i have to think in my. head how am i gonna keep up and get to. that point yeah that's that's the. problem so it's more that's not that's. not as nervous as much as it is like. anxiety to get it right yeah and then uh. hands start sweating and then if i keep. messing up even more then i get real. nervous because i've had to stop an. entire act once before really where i. genuinely lost the card i. i actually couldn't it was on broadway. it was very embarrassing i. i lost the card and i couldn't find it. and i was like spending and i it was. already like two minutes into my track. and i was like there's no way i'm gonna.

be able to talk oh what do you do then. yeah i had to stop i was like hey guys. uh looks like. i'm not that good so uh peace out. and i just walked off stage but luckily. it was with uh there was a troop of um. magicians so the next guy. and does what. does this does this moment happen you're. backstage you're bombed and another. magician sits next to you hey kid it. happened did somebody talk you out of it. or yeah i mean probably in a sarcastic. manner. they're like hey man it's okay it. happens all the time yeah hey it didn't.

look that bad yeah yeah something like. that yeah oh by the way the card's here. and they have it yeah yeah yeah yeah. something that would be real that's what. a couple. everyone loses. that's that so that that is funny to. think about that it's like the biggest. pressure you face now because you're so. comfortable with what you do yeah is if. the timing is off yeah yeah that's. [ __ ] this is a good like a like a. narrative show idea about just magicians. and what happens backstage and their. relationships well i i think he can tell. you some of them are.

very weird. very weird. they're weird some of those guys would. not be good on camera you're like hey. what's going on and he's like no no no. we cast a show. actors no i want to see the real deal. holyfield we'll do a reality show but i. just think that a narrative show would. be fun. okay. well i forget it then it's yeah it's a. pass. but you're not a [ __ ] executive. thanks for coming to the meeting we. appreciate it. all right. bobby since you gave the wonderful intro. one you have to do a nice exit and say.

and we want to first of all we want to. say his bad friends family thank you so. much for coming it means a lot to us. cards cards. cards uh it means a lot to us that you. came here we're very happy next time. first of all i want to say this we never. have guests we don't no we don't ever. never ever i mean we could have. great ones yeah we just it's an. exclusive thing yeah this is a special. thing. thank you. and um. that's that that's a fact that's a fact. and if we thank you and we uh.

do the ending yeah. um that was amazing. so by the way we want to talk we want to. have a little meeting we're going to we. want to have an intervention real fast. who to jules oh yeah yeah because you. know what it's about body posture it's. about body language it's about the way. she is on this show. and we had an expert.

talk about jules's body language check. this out. analytically fellas i'm scott rouse and. i'm a body language expert and analyst. and i train law enforcement in the. military in interrogation and body. language and andrew you're right rudy's. facial expressions aren't real and i'm. going to show you by breaking them down. very quickly from a scientific. perspective why you're right let's look. at this clip put on a happy face. when someone really smiles it's called a. duchenne smile after duchene de bologna.

he's a french fellow back in the late. 1800s and one of the first things he. found out about that was that when. someone smiles you see little wrinkles. just right at the edges right in your. eyes not squinted wrinkles because. anybody can do that yeah but it's the. wrinkles made when your brain actually. makes them happen now here's the. difference if we were to squint our the. size of our eyes would come together. like this they would come straight down. but when your brain does it they come at. an angle like you know almost like this. like that we're not seeing that here at. all.

do you have any response to this before. we move on to sad i think it was a real. smile all right well give us one more. real smile into the camera. i can't see any wrinkles. no the brain didn't do it she's never. smiled before in her life now let's see. that let's see let's see the other one. let's see this this is a sad face.

her expression of sadness is fake as. well here's how we know. when someone's really sad and they're. grieving and they feel sadness you'll. see an upside down horseshoe almost oh. yeah that's what i do all the time we. call the grief muscle we're not seeing. that here at all not even a little bit. as well we don't see a little thing in a. little. muscle right here called the chin boss. we don't see that it's a little wrinkle. that happens right in here pause it. we're seeing no fake fake maybe because. my face is young.

that's a shot at us that's a shot at us. that's a shot the grief muscle and the. and the sad bone what was this called. what was the chin one called yeah yeah. go back what's the chin one called he. says it two seconds before muscle right. here all right chin bones no you don't. see that chin boss chin boss so listen. here you got no chin boss you've got no. grief muscles by the way that's our next. nickname yeah i'm i'm grief muscle your. chin boss. because chin boss does sound like that's. good i feel that you don't feel it okay.

all right let's play let's play more so. we called her out fake smile. right fake big smile fake sadness. keep going this guy knows that she's. really sad from a scientific perspective. put on an angry face. her expression of anger is false as well. when someone's really angry with you. most people are under the impression. you'll squint your eyes and you're like. oh i'm mad at you they do squint their. eyes however when somebody's really mad. at you when they're going to come over.

the table at you or swing at you andrew. you'll know this you fought a lot as a. kid. what you'll see is their eyes will. squint but they'll wat they'll get a. little wide and they're like oh it gives. them that crazy look because they're. actually angry so when someone squints. their eyes and they're hollering at you. eh they're probably upset but they're. not really that angry with you when. those eyes they start to get big in. there while they're squinting at the. same time that's when you're to have a. problem with them we're not seeing that. here we're also not seeing the eyebrows. being knitted the way they're supposed. to be and by that i mean being pulled.

together correctly she's frowning pretty. much that's what you see and overall the. expression is disgust. she's under the impression that when you. show your teeth that you're showing. anger not here because these little. parts of the face right here pulling up. and what's happening there is it's. showing was denoted as. what we know as. disgust that's what we're seeing there. because her nose is wrinkled yeah yeah. you know it doesn't wrinkle that much. when you get angry especially as much as. we're seeing in this clip. so. we're not seeing anything real here. nothing she's.

showing us fake happiness fake fake. sadness fake and fake anger faker good. call put on a happy face. put on a sad face. ugh. fake put on an angry face. yeah phony baloney tony baloney thank. you that thank you thank you know what i. want to thank you i want to thank you. too you know why why i have to live with. this faker phone. you have to live with 24 7. and we had a. professional analyze it that's a he's a. professional it's a the top of the line.

yep right it's science what do you got. to say for yourself you phony. i guess i'll just believe him. you're not going to defend your fakers. you're not even going to say no that's. not true i'm not faking it no i'll try. to change. i don't buy them. either do we have to send him that. question. yeah fake sincerity. do you feel anything. when is the last time you really felt.

last. night what happened. um. the foster dog had to go somewhere else. so i cried it's only the dogs. she doesn't feel for anything but the. dogs not about you. never about me not about kalila yeah. about her maybe but even still that. might be contrived as well yeah it's all. dog stuff. it's all dog stuff [ __ ] fake you. don't feel anything for bobby at all. no i feel love for tea to bob yeah but.

but but is it love because you're. supposed to because he's paying for you. the rent no because. he's kind. i don't buy it he's sweet. yeah do you buy any of this [ __ ] kind of. sweet girl. i'm about to cry sweet though i'm about. to cry right now sweet tell me something. tell me more. tell me more. no see she rolled her eyes. she did the santino. that's me tell me more you're funny now.

i know she's lying. and. ouch. i'm more than those take it away doc. yeah. how was the magic did you feel good. about the magic on you oh man then i was. i didn't even get to welcome him because. he would he'd been america hollow. he lives here he's brought a [ __ ] he's. what do you mean he's not french. he's not do you think anybody was do you. think he was chinese.

yeah i thought he was flying in. god damn i didn't did it again. [ __ ] i'm horrible. or something. oh you think she's thai. i thought she would well she thought she.

would remember yeah oh that's right. you know what she is now yeah what. what is she which one manny pacquiao. came in from time from thailand for the. show from the show yeah i thought he was. just like from out of the country. yeah cause you said you you filmed in. hungary. you were not from hungary right. you don't listen dude you said you. filmed a movie i filmed a movie in.

hungary with ken gillette right and we. talked about so he's from here but y'all. did a movie in hungary yeah but not. wasn't in the movie shin lim wasn't in. the movie pennsylvania we talked about. you knew penn jilletta's. no have you heard of penn teller. no. see this is my point there's not enough. black magicians to get young black. people into magic. and that's a big disparity that i'm. concerned about stop y'all ruined it no. no david blaine that was david blaine's. not black okay. can i just say something do you claim.

him though i wanted to but you just. oh black magic is that where that comes. from. black magic referred to the use of. supernatural powers for magic or evil. selfish purpose yeah that's a whole. nother photo that way there's no black. magicians because of black magic yeah. that's voodoo can we just do like a. recap because i'm just even trying to. fathom what the [ __ ] this guy's talking. about by the way your name should be. black magic yeah yeah yeah that's so. cool what you're saying is that you.

thought that shin line filmed in hungary. so we flew from thailand to hungary we. shot together no you flew from here. and met him in hungary yeah he flew from. thailand. right right it all adds up and you think. that he lives in thailand you thought he. lived well i thought it was from. because you know. they speak a little english and wait a. minute is that the phyllis y'all speak. english right. [ __ ] it man i don't know [ __ ]. you know man i'll be trying to connect. but. um see an asian guy yeah did you think.

that shin lim had an asian accent. no. right so. in your head. right oh i get what you're saying now. i get it now. yeah do you no i think he does i don't. think he does. i don't yeah where does shin lim live. right now. well y'all say it in the states right. yeah but. we said it on the [ __ ] show. damn were you here at the show i was. here yeah yeah yeah did y'all actually.

say where he was from yeah well we said. he was originally from i i knew him from. where. he was originally from. i said boston right boston and i said. yeah. yeah let me ask you this right it was. depression is thailand. in canada. no. so what would you say are you sure then. are you sure oh yeah then why would you. think that he was from thailand. you know man i was just trying to pick a. good asian country.

right right right you know what i'm. saying that's a good asian country. to be fair. so did you how did you feel about the. magic. you know that it's a. it's not real do you think it's real. magic or you think it's um his hands are. so fast. man i mean his hands got to be fast i i. don't i don't i don't know what to. believe in magic but that [ __ ] had me. spoke like you so you don't believe in. magic. no. right so you think that was what. what they call a sleight of hand or some.

[ __ ] like that mm-hmm. i can't explain how i did it right. so maybe that was magic. um you know that's why i did the whole. see he feels he needs to bless out yeah. that's that see i know culture remember. that yeah. he needs to bless out because he's. nervous about catching some devil [ __ ].

can we do i'll have a segment that i. want to do with them real quick yeah. doc's [ __ ] update oh doc what's the. update all right what's going on nothing. same old samoa. the fans want to know knee dipping it or. fans i'm out here just. lonely than a [ __ ] did we start. ladies. if you want this guy you know hit me up. you know what i'm saying i'm on the. twitter didn't y'all do me a tinder or. twitter what did you do yeah yeah the. tinder we did a twitter tinder yeah. it's only on twitter did we do a tender. for him we did right.

did we land anything. only dudes. holy dudes we did appreciate it yeah is. it tinder yeah put me on grindr no. tinder but the settings we set to only. dudes. there it is so you are landing how many. guys. hopefully. three guys guys dude. any interest any interest none at all. yeah that's selfish yeah that's pretty. selfish. do you really believe that the devil. is a real thing. yeah i feel something like that do you. think he's part of the.

devil um. no no no he's a good dude man you don't. think there's any devil in him no man he. got that energy like. like like a little bit of lord there i. feel it. you don't feel it no i'm i'm i mean this. is honestly being on a positive vibe i'm. trying to. yeah. all right doc okay. i mean. you know what doc what's that. let's say something positive about the. guy about doc yeah but we always say. something i love doc we've been trying. to get you on the other podcast.

before this one you weren't available. right right i'm glad that you're here. okay you know when you're here. it literally makes me feel like i'm. literally baffled about what you do and. don't know and how you think about. things. right and how you don't retain. information. and um it really makes you mysterious. right yeah you are mysterious very. mysterious yeah. but it makes like i don't know where you. live giggle. yeah do you live with people by myself.

dog where yeah down the street i told. you yeah yeah yeah yeah where what are. you close to here i am the you ever. watch martin. i am the tommy of this podcast. [Music]. you don't even know no he didn't watch. the show did you have you ever seen any. black shells. i said the wire.

okay okay i'll give that to you. partially but i mean did you ever see. like the jefferson's do you ever watch. the job the jeffersons you did oh my god. that's my one of my favorite it was so. good i remember watching as a kid good. times good times is a good show. jefferson's yeah um. different strokes cosby. cosby yeah yeah loved cosby show why did. you cut your eyes when you said. different strokes i just want to know. how i know you loved it okay. okay. was that an inspiration at all yeah yeah. i mean when you see another little dude. you know you [ __ ] feel good in your.

heart hell yeah just making it that's. like me with andy griffith when i saw. opie yeah i thought i could do you know. what you said he was italian i thought. you was uh. irish see yeah yeah yeah let me ask you. this doctor i'm both how tall was your. dad. five six five seven uh. to make such an easy. five five right and you're five three. yeah yeah. so do you think watching different. strokes. and you're looking at this right guy. right yeah do you think you willed.

the way you look now. what. like you made it happen you made it. happen. the way i look yeah. [ __ ] i don't even understand the. question. okay did you eat vitamins growing i mean. what happened oh you oh you're talking. about how little i am uh yeah [ __ ]. no i ain't no vitamins man i think. that's the problem you think so yeah. yeah but you little dude what the [ __ ]. did you eat vitamins. i'm so i'm almost six too i ate a. [ __ ] vitamin yeah. my mom. is five foot.

and my dad was like four nine yeah all. right so i'm 5'3 you're a giant i'm a. giant. his parents are taller. right yeah so i ate my vitamins you ate. some yeah yeah sure for sure you nibbled. a little bit yeah okay did you eat did. they have fringe stone vitamins did you. have friend stones. we had flintstones not fringe stones. well you know. oh well the way my parents yeah foreign.

because i used to watch the translation. of the flintstones right. and they would go rubber. right yeah. yeah. but they also the vehicle was different. it was more of a rickshaw. right and do the rig shot right yeah did. you watch asian simpsons.

i you know can i be honest with you what. you've never seen symptoms i've never. seen an episode get out of my house are. you for real yeah that's such a [ __ ]. good show you've never seen it. eat my shorts i would love to see an. asian bart that would have been [ __ ]. funny yeah [ __ ] yeah. yeah. [Laughter]. [Music]. holy [ __ ] is that funny to me yeah. fringstone vitamin. so doc i go to the spa at night. sometimes. you know.

would you go to the spa with me korean. spa. yeah yeah you think you're completely. naked. okay. i know but. i feel like you would be uncomfortable. about that around you yeah. i'm not gonna slap ass bro yeah but i. just i know would you go because i. brought no i mean be honest with you two. dudes naked that's not i go with ian. edwards sometimes. because you and then y'all got that. connection yeah but you wouldn't go with. us there it is. [Laughter].

why though because it was the answer. right now i know but why. that's offensive to me i feel like he. doesn't like you shouldn't be yeah yeah. you're just a little sensitive that's. all yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you see you're. afraid of being around another man naked. i just don't you know dude did you ever. shower in sports yeah all the time. that's the easy thing you go to ymca and. shower well why don't you guys go places. but because we do a sport and then we'll. do it and then you're going to be like. why why are we going to go somewhere. naked that's what you said because a spa. in the spa the three is what i go. everyone's naked that's all you can wear.

shorts i guess [ __ ]. out of koreans what kind of weird [ __ ]. is that what are they on over there. where everybody just this [ __ ] guy. you know what i mean bro oh you know. what i mean i was in a steam room in. germany once. not only was i naked the steam room. everyone and it's men and women you're. supposed to have a towel on no. so you just. it's about what it's about respect of. space yeah i'm not going to touch you.

a nudity type of dude oh what are you. going to do. well you know what we had a great day. ladies. what i don't know okay wait a minute you. didn't you just told us you didn't get. any latest yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay. nothing i have nothing have you been on. a date since we saw you oh man i've been. working and that's it you keep saying. that yeah. you know we've been working too you can. work and also still have something else. i am by myself my boy something's going. on. something's going on with you i hope on. the next time that we see you on the.

show which was going to be a while. i hope that. well no it's just because we're you're. we're gone oh yeah we're going for three. but but i but i hope that a lady comes. into your life and next time shin lim. comes which will be never again okay. don't [ __ ] up the cards. oh yeah all right but that was funny. it's one of the funniest things i've. ever seen ever seen yeah yeah yeah all. right well take us out uh yo um doc i. love you to death you're the best in the. world look in that camera to the right. you know and then hit us with the thank. you for being a bad friend hard.

thank you for being a bad friend yeah. [Music]. you're not a leader i'll tell you that. you're not a [ __ ] leader i just made. you do that you follow her [ __ ] i'm a. [ __ ] you did that fits nice. how many times do you think you've. knocked that off the wall. 30. i like that zero shirt. you're the leader then i'm the leader of.

the podcast do you really think so yeah. oh bad friends. bad friends featuring andrew santino and. ba and rudy jules and bobby lee i love. the way that you put your first name. first in everything that we do yeah yeah. because you think you're i think it goes. it not only does it go by leadership. roles in the podcast it also goes by. effort and. oh it's effort ability and. and likability effort ability like. ability right so the likability part i. think i got you beaten no no you don't.

oh 100 dude it's so [ __ ] blasphemous. that you would see something like that. at this point this many episodes i think. the guests the guests i think the fans. see through your. uh-huh. i think that i think the fans see. through your [ __ ] i think they know. mr ocd here what the [ __ ] are you doing. dude. he's got tourette's dude i want to pull. the christian bill just now i went crazy. i should've done it yeah come back don't. get in my shot is that what he did. he goes good for you for you.

yeah i thought it was fake didn't you. think it was fake the whole time also he. says stuff in the christian bale saying. where he says like you know what man i'm. not going to work with you i'll hang out. with you but i won't work with you does. this sense i'm saying i totally agree. with that statement you do there's. people that they don't hang out though. you don't hang out with the dp or. anything like that do you. i think it was a grip or something like. that yeah do you hang out i mean do i. hang out with a crew. you better believe it. the the the cameraman you go out with. the cameraman have dinner the acs i go.

out with everybody. yeah if there's a if there's a function. or like no just listen to one i go out. sometimes when i'm on magnum right. um the mexican guy what's his name the. guy plays back jay hernandez yes. so i love him really talented. i know isn't it so some people will go. hey man we're you know i mean we're. gonna go to my house or yeah i ran out. of cabana this and that and then like. wardrobe and people will show up right. and i'll do those things sure but i. don't text a cameraman and goes hey you. want to have lunch at two do you do that.

al all the time uh well i text grips i. text it's so you're you're such a liar. pas i'll text pas to go eat lunch. production assistance are you being real. in the office not even on set i'll like. a like a production like accounting. assistant i can see writer like i'll go. out with a r okay. yeah i go out with those that are. getting paid. the least. have you ever had below the line lunch. with pete. huh have you had ever had lunch with. pete.

well. first of all we were talking about i. know i'm first of all. you're talking about shows that i'm on. this is a show it's not a show yeah if. you say. this is a charade it's a charade but. it's still a show it is and i want to. say this when you google my name right. and it gives me the credits of what i've. done under tv shows and movies right. says [ __ ] bad friend. that's number one number one is [ __ ]. number two it says tiger belly in the. bad friends as a tv show so what i'm. saying is this is have you [ __ ]. ever had lunch with [ __ ] melting.

candle pete. i've had lunch with andres yeah but not. pete and that's that's how i know you're. lying with andres have i head on to. lunch with you andres. yes we have you're closer yeah but. andre's a producer so is peach what the. [ __ ] do you think peter's he's just not. a guy he's. [Music].