LA Riots 2k20 | Ep 16 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

I didn't want to come. and I don't want to be here. I'm the son of an Atlanta city police. officer. Um, my cousin is an Atlanta city police. officer and my other cousin East Point. police officer. And I got a lot of love. and respect for police officers down to. the original eight police officers in. Atlanta that even after becoming police. had to dress in a YMCA.

because white officers didn't want to. get dressed with [ __ ]. And here we are 80 years later. I watched a white officer assassinate a. black man. And I know that tore your. heart out. And I know it's crippling and I have. nothing positive to say in this moment. cuz I don't want to be here. But I'm responsible to be here because.

it wasn't just Dr. King and people. dressed nicely who marched and protested. to progress this city and so many other. cities. It was people like my. grandmother, people like my aunts and. uncles who were members of SCC and NAACP. and in particular Reverend James Orange, Mrs. Alice Johnson, and Reverend Love, who we just lost last. year. So, I'm duty bound to be here to.

simply say that it is your duty not to. burn your own house down for anger with. an enemy. It is your duty to fortify your own. house so that you may be a house of. refuge in times of organization. And now. is the time to plot, plan, strategize, organize, and mobilize. It is time to. beat up prosecutors you don't like at.

the voting booth. It's it's a beautiful [ __ ] speech. It's an eight minute speech. It's. gorgeous. I know. But um. but he's getting certain amounts of. criticism because people are like, you know, when people go you go stealing. isn't the answer and looting and. and then. I mean if you feel it's it's like you if. you fill a balloon up with water. Yeah. Right. Eventually it's going to pop. Yeah. It's just an action reaction. It's. science. Yeah. Right. And that's where we're at in this. country.

Yeah. The balloon popped. The balloon popped. So it's like if the. system did the right thing, we would not. be here. It's as simple as that. Yeah, but that's [ __ ] You're talking. about a long long time. It's a very But it's a simple thing. You. charge as soon as that happens. Derek Shavein with firstdegree murder. Yeah. Right. You prosecute. those four officers, Rodney King. That's. why the riot started. Right. It's that simple. Yeah.

If you just did the right thing. right away. Right away. Yeah. No riot. Yeah. No riot. But here's the problem. with the riots is like uh that's what. he's saying as well is like I'm in. support of people [ __ ] just getting. out their anger because it's the voice. for the voiceless. But what he what Mike. is trying to say is like don't burn our. neighborhoods. We need to get together. And by the way, both sides are right. Like I I agree why Mike is saying like. please let's like protect ourselves cuz. let's not hurt our community more. But. anytime somebody burns something, I'm.

also like, "Yeah, let it burn. [ __ ] it.". I don't know. That's how you That's how. they're getting out their [ __ ]. frustration. How what are you going to. say? Go to a shooting range. Go break. something outside. Like, what's the. right way for them to [ __ ] be mad? So, that's why I'm I I agree with both. people. I agree with Killer Mike and I. agree with people going to Light Target. on fire. [ __ ] it. Whatever. What do you. I too see both points of view, but And I. I I'm not I don't even necessarily. I'm supportive of writing. I I hate it. No. No. I want the city I don't want the. city to be on fire. I don't want. I mean I saw footage of um this older.

African-American gentleman during um. I watched that. Yeah. You know I mean the original Yeah. And. he's um pleading with them like I worked. so hard. You I mean I came from the streets too. Stop burning my [ __ ] It's. heartbreaking. I read in your face the. sadness. Even when you're like when I'm. talking. Okay, I'll tell you why. When I'm talking. because I'm really bummed out. I know. I know. When I'm talking, you. have this little smirk, but your eyes. are sad. Yeah. My I'm really empty. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sad right now. Yeah. Yeah. And they're dark and they're. sad like a little clown. You know also why? Yeah. Why? Because I feel like I should say. something about what's going on outside. of our show like on social media. And. other than Twitter, I I haven't post put. anything on Instagram or anything. And I feel like I'm supposed to, but I. don't know. I don't know what to say. And it it just comes to a point where we. we all if whatever your ideology is, we're all on the same page. Who else am. I trying to. convince cuz the other side whoever that.

other side is in the issue? We're not. going to convince them of anything. So. you're just touting to people that are. on your side. Echo chamber. Yeah. So it's it doesn't Who cares? Why. would you? For me, it's a given that. George Floyd, him getting murdered is an. atrocity and it needs to be stopped. But but but. what am I who am I trying to convince? No, people would argue that you need to. say something so people so more power is. brought to people by voice of saying.

like I'm also against this. It just it. helps. I think it helps in the grand. scheme of things. It's like when. somebody says voting doesn't matter. That's the dumbest [ __ ] I've ever heard. in my [ __ ] life. My vote doesn't even. count. No, your vote does count. You it. does count and you should keep voting. just because it's a good example to set. for the next generation because as soon. as people stop voting then. we have to get rid of the electoral. college for that to be true but for that. to be true of course in the meantime for. that to be true still need to vote. because you're setting an example for. someone like her who won't vote. she can't vote.

her age range. right. when they start voting it they'll go. they'll start going [ __ ] who cares. my argument toward that though is is. we're a product of our environment right. and the people that are going to vote. one way are always going to vote that. way. It's you're not going to sway gun. toing Confederate flag waving right-wing. people. Let me just get let me play devil's. advocate. Go ahead. If 99 of those people who are staunchly.

against your belief system out of a 100. and one person is on a weird fence and. they grew up that way, but they don't. may not agree with everyone around them. and they see your post and they're a fan. of the show, maybe. maybe you change their opinion. Maybe make an argument on that. Okay, so I'm playing. back to War Zone, but I play with a kid. from Georgia. He lives in a small town. He doesn't live near Atlanta. And his family, everyone around him um.

are. staunch Trump supporters. They're sta. they're staunch right-wing. people. And he he told because I play. with them all the time. He's going to. move out here. In fact, Tiger Bell, we. might hire him as a We love this kid. What's his name? Remy. Remy. And he goes, "I don't know, Bob. Um I. was just born in this environment." Mhm. And I have always been into anime and.

into ethnics causes and liberalism and. everyone of my dad, my mom, everyone, my. sisters, everyone around me are huge. Trump touting, you know what I mean? They think, you know, and he goes, I was. just I don't know what it is. I was just. born this way. Right? So, what you're saying to me isn't true. I just think that there's some people. that are just born even no matter what. environment. But it's like, you know, you know, my parents were very Koreans.

are very racist. Yeah. And they would say very racist things. And I just remember being at dinner. going I I don't know why I'm that way. I. don't know why they didn't influence me, but I as a kid just looked at the world. around me and went, this seems like the. right thing to do. And the this set of. things is the wrong thing to do. And I. don't care what people are saying. I. think just you're just born that way. No, I you're No, you contradicted. yourself by saying you are a product of.

your environment. You are a product of. your environment. I did contradict myself and I try to I. try to double down. I try to double. down. The point is. I try to double down. You can change people. You can pe people. who are on the fence about how they. really feel. Maybe they grew up a. certain way. Whether or not they grew up. a righty or a lefty around people around. them, the only way for them to gather. more information to make a their their. choice on what they like is through. stuff like that through social media to. being like, "Hey man, check out [ __ ]. like this. This is a way to inform you.

about how how I think the world works.". And then you decide, I agree with this. I disagree with that. But if you go, I'm. not even going to try to reach out to. those people. Well, what the what the f. what do you mean? That's that that it's. it's worth it. M. it's worth it. I don't think so. I think it's worth it to I think shaking. I think putting your hand across the. aisle is very important. I think cuz if. you just go I'm this way, you're that. way. [ __ ] you. Then we don't get. anywhere. But if we do the thing where. we go, hey, let's have a conversation. No, but that's not what you're saying.

That is what I'm saying. No, because when you when you when you. point of view on there, not everyone that listens to reaching. your hand out. That's not true. Not everyone that. listens to me is a [ __ ] it. You think. all of my fans are all liberals? That's impossible. Of course I have fans. that are Republican. Yeah, we have fans that are both people. That's an insane idea to think that all. I'm yelling at is one side. No, but I. need all my fans to know how I feel. about issues. Whether or not they agree. with me, I'm still going to voice my. [ __ ] opinion. Yeah.

I'm going to say this is right to me. This is wrong to me. And it's not a [ __ ] this isn't about. Trump. This this is about me saying. here's how I feel about this [ __ ] guy. getting killed. M. this I feel about this this way. Yeah. You know, um. I mean the bigger issues like like Trump. or like [ __ ] your party, that's a. whole another thing. But about this, we. should be saying something about it. Yeah. It's important. I I I have to learn as an entertainer to. express my opinions and not take. comments personally.

Yeah. Why? I don't know why I'm tied to comments. When I look at someone like Tommy. Lauren, is that her name? Tommy Lauren. Tammy the girl. Ralph Lauren. No, the girl that's right-wing blonde. girl. Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh. Uh. Tommy. Tam. Uh. Yeah. Lauren. Whatever that [ __ ] I don't know. Yeah. Tommy. Tommy. She expresses she says crazy [ __ ]. and then I read all the thousands of. comments of her. You can't all that. stuff. Right. And and. I I think to myself, there's no way she.

reads this. She does. But how does she. She does. She's she. I want to get to the point where I love. negative things. No, because. I I because then then if I if I wasn't. attached to people's criticism or. people's point of view, if I wasn't. attached to that, then I would be able. to say whatever I want to say, like do. what Michael Raport does and just go on. these tangents. I want to do that, but. I'm so afraid. What? You're not going to do what rap does.

That's a very rap thing to do. You do. the way that Bobby does it, right? You're just not like them and you. don't need that negativity because if. where people that eat negative stuff. that it fuels them, that's sad. I don't want that [ __ ] around. Get the. [ __ ] out of here with that [ __ ]. You want to be negative? Take a [ __ ]. walk. Don't Don't Then don't don't be. around me. I don't need your [ __ ]. You look good, by the way. What do you mean? I like the color pop. This orange and. this um and the trim on there and this. yellow hat. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. You look real. It looks good. You know why? Huh? Everybody going to the party. Have a. real good time. I want to say that u we had started. yesterday. We started yesterday. We did a whole. thing yesterday. We did a whole thing yesterday and then. we went, "Oh, we cannot air that.". No,

we cannot air that. because it was like. we were um. just in a a spot. It was a bad spot. It was a very bad spot. We we did a bad we can talk about we did. a bad Reddit AMA that we did both of us. didn't really like and. we didn't like it. It's just those things are not they're. hard to do. It's hard to be like I have. to type as fast as I can and we. I like that. It's just like Brendan. Shaw's a good dude. Well, they were trying to Yeah, they. were trying. Let me just defend Brendan Shaw. But wait, let's give it context. People. that don't know. We were on a Joe Rogan. subreddit that that uh should we mention.

his name? Who put us on that? Everyone knows. Okay, everyone listen. Okay. Out of the out of the Bad Friends. organization. Yeah. Who would put us in a situation where. it's not good for us? Let me let me tell you something. Bobby. Bobby. Let me tell you something. Let me. let me tell you something. Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. George threw us into a [ __ ]. I'm I'm trying to help you guys. I'm. trying to create content and trying to. trying to expand our horizons. It's like.

what? Tell you something, Bobby. It's like an old car starting up. So, we did that and then um and then we. have to answer questions. A lot of the. questions had to do with Bren. They were. all trolls because of. if Sha, you know, if Sha was [ __ ] your girlfriend, what. would you do? It's like what? Film it. I don't know. Like, what do you. want me to say to that stuff? First of all, I wouldn't do anything. I. would laugh. I would break up with Kyla. and I would move on. If a guy that big did [ __ ] your. girlfriend in front of you, so.

embarrassing. You left. No, no, no. I'd just be heartbroken. Why? Because then it's it's just a big big. penis. Ruined it forever. That's it. You. can't go back in there after that, bro. Ask Kyla about my [ __ ]. machinery. I know about it. I've seen it a thousand. times. It's delicious. They should You know. what? When you go to like a milk tea. store or a boba store, it should be a a. topping. Yeah. Bobby Dick. Like boba. You know what I mean? like. inside. Okay. So, you want sprinkles and then. you want. taro. You want taro. Boba. and Bobby Dick.

Bobby dick. Yeah. Yeah. And Bobby Dick for you. And it's like it's chewy. It's chewy. Yeah, it is. It's dark like boba. Yeah. You have a really dark penis. It's Well, you know, that's what I'm. saying, dog. You know. No. No. Wait. Speaking of speaking of nudity. Um. but but let's go back to the thing, though. So, we started yesterday and. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't roll your eyes. No, no, no. I'm just the whole the. trolls. I'm thinking about all that. [ __ ]. Yeah. So then that's we we did had to. answer those question. It put us in a.

bad mood and then we started and um in. my head I was trying to go how do we. talk about. you know this George Floyd? How do you. do so angry about it and so like just. hurt. and emotional about it and then so I. just in my head came up with like. different ideas of trying to spark. something and it just came out wrong. No, we all we just couldn't meet. We. couldn't meet on it. But what we just. said at the beginning of the podcast, I. think, is. look, we'd be remiss to not talk about.

what's going on. It'd be stupid. People. come here to listen to us because they. want comedy and us to have fun. We do, too. But we'd be stupid to not mention. that it's we're [ __ ] bummed out. It's. a little It's We're It's difficult. It sucks, right? This is a [ __ ]. shitty time. It's It's also crazy to think that like. we're in a we kind of forgot about the. pandemic, right, dude? Dude, it's really weird. The. pandemic has kind of taken a back seat. because. Yeah, because people need to get out their. [ __ ] anger. Like the Pandy had to sit. down for a while. Yeah. I think Do you Let me ask you. this. I don't know this for a fact, but.

it's just a question. Are the numbers going to spike because. of. No, no, no. That's not what I'm hate. when people do that. I My mom used to do that. I do it to you all the time. I know. I don't like it. That's great. I'm going to keep doing. it. Do you think that uh you should go take. a shower? No. You should. I know. Your mother said that for a reason. I know what she did. But. But do you think that um because the. country was in quarantine. for a couple of months and people, you. know, financially are in trouble and and.

you have all this pent up rage. along with, you know, I mean, seeing a. murder on camera. You think the combination started it or. do you think they're different issues? No, I actually I agree. I actually agree. with that. I was talking to a friend. about it the other night that like I. think this w I think this was going to. happen regardless. But I think the. pandemic amplified it. People are. frustrated. People that aren't making. money right now. You're hurt. You're. mad. You're angry. You see this this was. going to happen anyway. But it was like.

the the pot boiled over. No, I think I think Ahmad Ahmad. it started there as well. Yeah. Right. Because remember they didn't. arrest those dudes right away. Right. That in itself because remember that. [ __ ] we were like what? Yeah. And then two three it was two weeks ago. that happened. Three weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then this happens. It's. just a cascading effects. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like it was inevitable. Yeah. It's this is what it's going to happen. It's inevitable. It's going to happen.

So my message to law enforcement is. number one, don't do that. Obviously. Obviously. Yeah. Don't do that. But if you have one John. Wayne kind of like character in there, right? Who just I'm not. What are you? No, I'm just saying if somebody does do. that, which I hope that you we've. learned our lesson. Oh, that we've we've prosecuted them. You [ __ ] prosecute them right away. Immediately. Immediately. Yeah. It should be like the same day. Look at the tape. But it's them protecting their own. That's what I That's what I don't like. it as well. Well, here's what I'll say is like uh.

there's been plenty of cops that get. online that say this is disrespecting. the pledge that they took. There's a lot. of people have been a lot of cops have. voiced their opinion being like this. makes us look awful. The people that. take an oath that do the right thing. Dude, I have cops in my family. They get. disgusted and embarrassed by behavior. like this because they've done the right. thing as much as they can for so many. years, right? They they they go they do. what they can and they try to be a. member of the the service and a part of. the community. And then when cops do. [ __ ] like this, it makes them all look bad. And then my.

family members get thrown into this. thing. M. And so immediately they have to be a. part of a thing without. they can't they're not certainly not. going to say like I'm not like that guy. because to them to the to to to people. that are mad about it. They all it's all. they're all the same. Cops are all the. same to them. They're all bad people to. them. And look they're they have a right. to feel that way. But at the same time. there's plenty of cops out there that. are saying this is not okay. These these. [ __ ] need to be shut down.

immediately. They need they need to be. they need to pay for what they did. But. those cops, nobody wants to hear them. right now. Do you know what I mean? But I have to say. that I can't say who it is, but we as. the Lee family dynamic. We have somebody very close to us. Mhm. Almost a family member who's a LAPD. police officer. Is Eric Griffin a LAPD cop?

What? Yeah. You have someone in your family who's a. cop? Yeah. And um. do I do I know them? Yeah, you know him. Oh [ __ ]. But someone in our family member and he. is um in riot gear right now downtown. He hasn't been home in a couple of days. And he um I have to say I don't want to. say his name, but politically he's on. obviously our side. He's liberal. He he's the most appalled. Yeah. Right. When he sees. police officers act that way. Not. because he's a police officer, but he.

just knows the rules, right? And he there's just ethics that he. applies to his profession. Yeah. And he sees something like that and it. destroys him. He cries of course. He's. so, you know, and. he really is I love the guy. He's a good. dude. He comes over more than you or. anybody else to check h how we're doing. in my family. Mhm. And um so I I'm I know. that he's hurt. No, not even I know there are police.

officers out there that are really good, nice. police officers that do the right thing. Of course. Right. Of course. Um in the LAPD 50 years ago, you you. could probably say that most of them are. the worst people on planet Earth. Yeah. But now I think um there are a lot. times have changed. Times have changed. Yeah. But we still. But you still have these rogue guys. And. um I think it's as a police officer, I. would just be like, if I was in the.

precinct, if I even saw somebody, you. know what I mean, get written up, right? I would pull the dude aside and. go, "Hey man, that's it, dude.". Yeah. We're not friends. That's it. We are done. That's it. That's your last, you know. Well, especially being a. minority, if you're a minority officer. working with. white officers, there's a that's a whole. another dynamic that happens there. Like. that's a whole another thing of like how. they handle situations together like.

TomTom or whatever the [ __ ] his name. Yeah. Yeah. He stood I mean he stood there like a. like he was [ __ ]. I mean I know dudes I mean listen okay. I know that kid probably was an incel. TomTom. Yeah. Tom Tom. You know what I mean? Derek Shavein's partner. Yeah. His buddy. Yeah. You know, he's. probably um uh you know, oh, I I become. Okay, do it. We're allowed to make fun of a piece of. [ __ ]. Yeah, a piece of [ __ ] I I don't know. I. get no [ __ ].

You know what I mean? I have no friends. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yo, my uncle, my aunt, they all scient. what it might be. I don't know what it. might be. But I get no [ __ ] whoever, right? But you know, I love um I love. true crime TV. True crime. I love CSI. I love a CSI. and The Mentalist. Yeah, the. Bones.

I love A Bones. What a good show under. Right. He maybe I become wor. Right. Right. So then he joins the academy. He. joins the academy, right? He's smaller, right? And you know what? They link him up with. tur. I can't believe, you know what I mean? I. get linked up with this guy, white guy.

John Wayne. John Wayne. Right. And so they probably. tease him around the precinct. Yep. Right. Yep. Ah, hoping. You know what I. mean? Yeah. Did you make any arrests today? You. can't because you're 5'2. Kim Jong-un to. pull anybody over. Yeah. Yeah. They There's [ __ ] all over. and he also laughs at those jokes on. Friday people. Yeah. Right. And then the incident happens cuz. did you see the photo that he has? I saw the video. Look at the photo. But the photo that.

they show online. Yeah. Look Look This is the photo. Look at me. I You don't have to look it up. I want to do a sidebyside of you and his. face. What's it How do you spell his. name? I don't know. TomTom TomTom. I. don't know. TomTom. But um and so he's. probably sitting there going. like if it was me, which I would never. be in that position, but if it was me, I'd be like I'd [ __ ] put my. What would you. Derek in a headlock and go, "What the. [ __ ] are you doing?

What are you doing?". Asian cop. Oh, what's his name? Um. you know Rudy, do you know? It's T A. Oh, here it is. Tow. Hold on. Hold on. Let's do a We'll do a. sidebyside of you and Tao. What a [ __ ] What a piece of [ __ ]. He's acting like. you this [ __ ] [ __ ] I have no. idea.

[ __ ]. Let me say this. This We're fine. Yo, we're not cutting. this out because I I don't. No, no, no. I want to say this. Yeah. We're trying to bring a little bit of. lightheartedness to a terrible [ __ ]. human being. And this guy's a piece of. [ __ ] for standing by. And he deserves he. deserves to be [ __ ] thrown down to. the bowels of hell for watching a man. kill another man. So, we have to make. fun of this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]. Like, I just You know, you're a. minority, too. How the [ __ ]. How do you stand by and watch.

How do you stand by a white dude killing. another minority? I cannot. Did you see. this [ __ ] piece of sh this piece of. [ __ ] from Mississippi? The [ __ ] mayor. who was like, "Oh my god, this piece of this [ __ ]. Oh, this marks. Mark." Did you see this guy? The mayor. Hold on. They Well, they removed his tweet. Oh, what do you mean? The Mississippi mayor. They removed the. tweet that he had. It's gone. It's gone. Wait, why? He deleted it.

No. Yeah, because I had it on my Twitter. Yeah. Look at this. I. You have it. Well, no. Look. Yeah. Well, Mississippi. mayor, it's I retweeted. Oh, you don't have his actual tweet, though. I didn't see anything unreasonable. If. you can talk, you can breathe. Look at this [ __ ] Look at this fat. piece of [ __ ]. Piece of garbage. So, I said I tweeted uh step on his neck. if you could find it. That's hilarious. And then did anyone. comment? Yeah, I got a lot of good comments about. it. Good.

Yeah, people. No, but look at this. [ __ ] You know what? Somebody had the. funniest comment to me. Replied to mine. and goes, "This guy's got a lot of nerve. talking like that when uh Leia killed. his his father with a. Could I just say something?". The job of the hut 100%. No, I know. I have a question for you. What friend of ours, right, if they took. a I can turn white pill would turn into. that? Just throwing it out there. If there was. a pill that you could get out of the.

gas, I could turn white, right? I'm not. saying it. And they immediately take it, you transform into that, who would it. be? It just skin color would change. Not saying it. Don't. [ __ ] this guy. [ __ ] that guy. [ __ ] this guy. And [ __ ] people like him. If you can breathe, you can if you can. [ __ ] talk. We're not eding that out either because. I've helped that guy out. Yeah. Okay. No. No. his his Twitch channel, right? His Twitch channel when I'm on.

it. Yeah. And he just thank me. Listen, he just. think we're not gonna tell you who it. is. They all They know. They don't know. But I'll just tell you. what he said today. Today he goes, "It's early, but I want to thank you for. streaming with me on occasion. It does. help, and my channel is building up. I. [ __ ] and fun and complain, but I. appreciate you.". Mhm. Can I read it? Can you open it up. and I can read it? Why? Because I want to read it like I think. he sounds it like it sounds.

Okay. Okay. But you don't know who it is. Yeah, I do. It's early. But I don't thank you for occasionally. Screaming on occasion does help. My. channel's building up. I [ __ ] I fun. I. complain as you say, but I appreciate. you. Yeah. Kill your [ __ ] now. Love you. You. little fat dwarf [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a sweetheart. We know. We. love him. We love him to death. Blue Chew. This episode is sponsored by.

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can't Why won't you play War Zone? I I downloaded I downloaded Call of Duty. on my phone. No. And I And I tried that for 5 seconds. I'm even getting to the point where I'll. give you money. How much? To buy a PlayStation. How much? Whatever the PlayStation is, I'll buy it online, send it to your. house. How much are PlayStations, Rudy? Do you know? Also, can I say this? Do they have PS5s already? I have to stop saying stuff like that, but um. PS5. Ooh. Can you buy me a PS5?

I What I realized about our friendship. is is. Look at how pretty that looks. I know. What I realized about our. friendship is you say you're going to do. something and then you don't follow. through. True. That's your character defect. Yeah. And I There's two things that are very. important to me that you said you would. get involved with, but you just don't. And you say it. What were the two things? Well, how long have have we done this. podcast? 15 weeks.

Right. Korean Spa. Yep. The Pandy. No, even before that. That there was like three weeks before. and we were both on the road. Doesn't matter. Okay. All right. I'll go. Do you want to go to the spa. now? Do you want to go to Korean spa. now? So that's one thing which makes me go. I don't know if he's I think he's but. I'm going to let that slide but that's. [ __ ] up. that I won't go to the Korean spa with. you. I'm I'm I'm the type of guy that if you. you be have to be impeccable with your. word. and when you say something that you're. going to do something you [ __ ] do it.

Like if I said hey. I want to play war I said you promised. me that you would play war zone. I will. No you won't. Why do I have a timet? Why why can I do. it whenever the [ __ ] I want? Because the. panty is eventually it's now ending. You're not going to have the time. You're a busy man. That's right. Right. So. I told you I will and I will. You won't. I don't know when it's going to happen, but it's going to happen. I want it to happen. And side note, this week. So you're a man of your word. So when. you say it's going to happen, it's going. to happen, right? Yeah. So when you say like, "Let's show up for. 2:00 to shoot.". And then you come at 2:56. But can I say this?

I'm just I I'm just saying that there. are elements that you're not aware of. What happened? Number one, you slept in. No. Kalila texted me. So, yeah. Kyla texted. me. Go ahead. You pointing at Rudy? Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Did you not have yoga? What time did you end yoga? Um, two. Okay. All right. Yoga, right? And then. she had Did you take a shower. afterwards? Yeah. Cuz you get what?

Cuz I was sweaty. You're sweating. Was Bobo up at two? Yeah. But like just getting up. Just getting up. That's right. It's It's. You know, there was something that you. did yesterday, right? Yeah. That you knew that you were going to get. in trouble for. I told you. No. No. You No. I There was something. yesterday that you knew you were going. to get in trouble for. And I said, "You know what? I'm not. going to rat you out." I told. because Have you ever seen a a mafia. movie? A movie about the It's about.

trust, loyalty. Exactly. Family, right? You have none of those qualities. yet. You're a rat. Give me your sandal. Give me your left. sand. Your left one. The left one. Yeah. Here. Look at this. Look at this. Yeah, I know. Can we get Can we buy her new sandals? I. see her play with them sometimes and it. blows my mind. It blows my mind. It's just that her. feet. So, she has impeccable She has.

impeccable morals, but she can't but but. her sandals. No. What happens is at because she gets. hairy feet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Her feet are gnarly. So, the hairs rip this. rip rip through it. Wow. Yeah. Wow. So, all right. Give me that. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired of your. Yeah. Give me some, too. Just for no. reason. I'm She doesn't side with me ever in the. house. No, I know. I see it every time you come. into here. She really doesn't. She She's obviously. not on my side.

Yeah. Why aren't you on Bob's side? And. then here's Oh, I Oh, I I hear something. that she she didn't think I was going to. bring up, but I wrote it down in my. notes. Hold on. Let me just do this real. quick. It smells like the beach. Okay. We had to go to the vet. So, we went to. the vet to um for our dog, Ramy. Just. listen to me. And so, we go, we have 30. minutes cuz we dropped off the pet. We. have time to get milk tea or boba. Yeah. So, we're trying to Google places. around, you know, we go, "Okay, we we we.

found a place nearby." And we call, we. go, "Hey, could we pre-order? We we. would like um what me? I would like a. Thai." And then she. Thai iced tea. A Thai? Yeah. A Thai iced tea. So, and then this girl goes, "Um, could I have taro?". Taro? Yeah. Have you heard of it? No. Okay. Exactly. So, then they go, "No, we. don't have that.". And she go and the the both Filipino. girls in the car went. shut the [ __ ] up.

This happened, right? So I'm just like. just order something else. Maybe. something that they have on the menu. Yeah. Right. Yep. And they're No, we got to call somewhere. else. So they call another place. Do you have. We'll have one tar taro. We don't have. that. We don't have it. They freak out. Oh my god. You know what I mean? So then. we find a place that's like 30 minutes. away. Yeah. Right. They go, "Yeah, we have it.

Probably in the shed back in the storage. room." You know what I mean? We have to. dig it out. Yeah. And then I go, "Why?" I just turn. around. I go, "Why can't you guys order. something normal?". Something normal that everybody has. I got Tai, right? And she goes, "Uncle. Tito, Taro is more popular than Tai.". Where. exactly? Not here, [ __ ]. Back home is taro is like very popular. Yeah. What is it? It's ube. It's ubebe. Yeah. What is that? What's ube?

Is it a fish? What is it? No, it's the purple thing. It's a squid. It's the squid's left eye. Yeah. Yeah. Ube and go. Is it a fruit? I don't know. I I don't know. But it's. the flavor. The purple thing. It's. the purple thing. No, but maybe I have had it. I think I. know what you're talking about. I I know what taro is. Taro is a fruit, I think. Yeah, I think it's a fruit. It's a fruit. Yeah. And I know what it is. It's But it's not. The debate is what's more popular. Thai iced tea. Exactly. Everybody has tai tea. Everyone knows that,

right? You know, I've never had boba in my. life. Oh, you should try it, dude. I got it one time. Yeah. I'm not. kidding. And the smell of whichever one. I got grossed me out so much. I couldn't do it. Bubble has no smell. This one did. I don't know if I got a. flavored one or something, but this was. not. It smelled nasty. It smelled like. it went bad. You know when milk goes. bad, it smelled like that. Yeah, but you know what the You know. what boba is, right? Yeah. Little ball. Little squishy balls. Yeah, but it's rice. I know. I know. But the smell of the. drink made me nauseous. Oh, yeah. But it's not the boba that was.

smelly. I know. It was the milk. Yeah, whatever. Go to a nice place. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. Anyways, I have I'm not going to have boba, though. So, did I win that argument? No. See, she did. They don't. And here's. another thing that happens in the house. is that. it's just everything's my fault. Today. they called me today go they go I was. talking about Andrew Schultz. Yeah. And and how. he's my boy. He's my boy too. And he's going to be a. very big talk show host or you know I. was.

Yeah, of course he's very talented. He's going to have a great career. Great career. And then they then they look look at me, these two, and they go, "Yeah, you would. too, but you're too lazy.". I think said it first and then I said it. then I said only at home. That's really mean. It's really [ __ ] mean. First of all, Bobby's an actor, a. stand-up comedian. He has two very. popular podcasts. What do you do? What the [ __ ] do you do?

What the [ __ ] you do? The the house that. you live in. All right. Was it because. is Was it built on lazy bones? Was it. built on doing nothing? Huh? I only said only at home. Only at home. Only at home. That's his place of rest. That's what he. need. Quarantine lady. You got a lot of nerve talking like. that. A lot of [ __ ] nerve, woman. You got a lot of nerve talking like. that, right?

That is really not okay. You know the boat the. You know what? Yeah. House chores now. You're doing all of. them. You're doing all of them. All of them. The trash. You. you you're doing the trash, too. You and you know what? You're going to. take out the trash even if there's. nothing in the in the can. Yeah. You're just taking it out just for. exercise. I mean, I can't believe your mouth and. your mindset right now, young lady. I am disappointed. Disappointed in you. I'm disappointed in you. And this is what I need you living with. us. Well, that's not okay to say. Yeah, because if I had an ally What? You. going to pick up your phone and play.

your little game again? You're going to. text Auntie Kala? She is. Oh, Uncle Tito and Uncle Andrew is up. mean to me. I'm not. All right. What are you. playing? Nothing. Okay. She She was playing She was playing a. game. I know. I know. That's what happens. I just can't, you know. Tell me why you really said that, though. Was it just because Delila said. it or did you say it because you mean. it? Be be honest. I said kind of lazy. Kind of lazy. Yeah. What does that mean? Sometimes that he's lazy. And then. All right. Get closer to the mic first. of all.

Just pull it towards your face. Yeah. You can sit how you want. Yeah. And so, um, what are the some of the. lazy things that I do? Just be honest. He leaves all of the plates everywhere. And when he eats, the way she says it, I don't know. He throws food everywhere. He throws it when he eats. I don't know. Like he eats and it just gets messy. Yeah. And you have to clean it? Yeah. Does Kalila clean it? No. You do? Mhm. But is that lazy or messy?

Lazy and messy. It's both. Why is it lazy? Because after he's done. eating, he doesn't. he doesn't put it away. That's not That's not you. You. misunderstand my behavior. You That's. what you It's It's a misinterpretation. of my behavior. What would you like him to do? I want to The reason why I do that, right, is I'm eating. I I I purposely. spit things out. Like if I have a piece. of bagel, I. If you don't like it. No. So, she has to clean it.

I really do. I I know. You know, I I'll take, you. know what I mean, peanut butter off of. my bagel. and just smear on the table. cuz you know she's got to clean it up. because it's like. we feed her. You do. You clothe her. We clothe her. Mhm. Shelter, right? We take her to San. Francisco. Did we not take you to San. Francisco? Yeah, but you weren't there. I think. took me. Ungrateful. They're a unit. They're We're a unit. This is a family. Have we not taken to.

Seattle? Yeah. Okay. Was I there at Seattle? All right. So, you know, it's like I'm. going to smear a little peanut butter on. the table. So, you got to clean it up. Clean up a little bit. That's all. That's just a life. That's a You're a. slave. No. Okay. Are you upset right now? You seem. upset. No. Oh, okay. Do you sometimes hate? Be honest with me. This is This is the. opportunity to say something. Okay. I. want you to be I want you to voice your.

frustration. Does he ever do stuff that. that really hurts your feelings or. pisses you off? Only when he buys a lot of things. When he buys stuff. Yeah. Because like food and then I have. to like sanitize it and put it all. and put it away. But who do you get to eat some? Do you. get to eat some of the food? Sounds like a tradeoff. Yeah. I purposely order like be honest. We had six pizzas come in. Frozen frozen.

pizzas. Huge ones like this. I know. I saw. the next day another six arrive. We have. no [ __ ] room in the freezer. You have 12 frozen pizzas in the house. Oh, we have like 15 now. Right. From different companies around. the country, right? And then she has to I could see her take. all the stuff out of the freezer and try. to organize it. And still we have no. room. So, we have to give some of them. away. Yeah. Right. But she thinks that I'm I'm just doing. it. just. just to get her to her mind to just get. crazy. Is there a piece of it that is. true? Oh yeah, I do. Yeah,

I have [ __ ] all kinds of stuff. coming. You constantly are ordering [ __ ]. Oh, yeah. We, you know, we ordered pasta the other. day. Was it good? No. And I don't want to be mean and call. out the business, but I bit down and. back here. Oh, it it was hard corona. No. No. What was it? I go I go like this. I spit into my. hand, right? Ow. Back of my gum is cut. I look. down. It looks like a piece of plastic. Oh my god. I start getting grossed out. I'm like,

"Dude, did I what if I ate a bunch of. [ __ ] what fell in the pan while they're. cooking it?". Yeah. I call the place. I go, "Hey, man. I. just want to let you know I just paid a. bunch of money for all this food.". Yeah. And now I'm grossed out. I don't want to. eat it cuz I don't know what the [ __ ] is. in there. You're one of those guys? [ __ ] yeah, dude. No way. I don't know. I. don't. Oh, you're one of those guys? No. No. No. No. Yep. I said I don't want I just want you. to be aware. I don't know what was in. it. So now I'm weirded out. How can you do this? Go. Okay. There was. like a lady's earring. No, no, no. It was like little pieces of.

stuff. Oh, yeah. Multiple pieces. What if it was some dude's filling out. of his mouth? His tooth? Yeah. He's like, "It's in the back.". Flies out. I got grossed out and I told her I said, "I'm not I go, "Why don't you just not order from that. place again?" And why do you have to. make a call to get money? Did you get. money back? No, no, no. I just wanted to let her. know. I said, "I don't know if something. broke in the kitchen, but something's in. there." And she goes, "Well, we'll. refund your money." Said, "I don't want. the money back. I'm letting you know. I'm not going to eat it because I'm. afraid something's in it. you should. look with your cook to see what might be. in the [ __ ] what if other people's. [ __ ] is like that now I was just being.

conscious for her. Yeah, I was not mean at all too. I was like I. never mean to them about that stuff. I. worked in a restaurant. I understand. But I was like, "Hey, man. You could get. in some [ __ ] trouble if some someone. chokes on some [ __ ] that fell." She. goes, "Talk to the chef. He was cracking. um clamshells and he thinks it's pieces. of clamshell that got in there." And I. was like, "Okay, that's. Did you order clamshells?". No. Oh, gross. I was Yeah. See, I was like, "That. shouldn't be.". You don't want [ __ ] that you didn't. order in your food, no matter how.

delicious. [ __ ] gross. If I'm Look, this is the shell of the It wasn't even. [ __ ] clam. I I Look, you can see it. cut in the back of my mouth. Yeah. I was bleeding cuz I was like, "What the. fuck?" It was sharp as [ __ ] Cuz it had. he had cracked it and pieces had fell. into my [ __ ] pasta. So, Ken and Sha, I don't understand. Go ahead. I don't understand the upside. of them doing the road. Granted, their. their point of view about, you know, I'm an American and I want to exercise. my right. You know what I mean? No one's. going to tell me what to do and uh.

I mean thing is a hoax, whatever it. might be. But it's just in terms of. logistics and and the upside, there is. none. We should call him and make fun of him. H. I should call him and to make fun of. him, but it'll go to voicemail. He. always leaves it on voicemail. Shab will pick up. Yeah. He Are you going to call him to see if. he picks up on for you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's mean. That's mean, but it's. probably going to work.

I'll call Shab on this line. We'll see. who gets who first. Yes. Brian. Yeah. So, we're doing. so annoying that you didn't answer my. [ __ ] phone call. I I I literally knew that you were both. together. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ]. I knew I knew you were together cuz I I. was. I I I I literally was like I was like, "Who is it?" My girl goes, "It's. Anderson Santino." And I'm stretching. And then Bobby called. I go this. And. she goes, "They're together." And I go, "Yep.". Uhhuh. Who do you guys [ __ ] want?

What I'm saying? Are you in Houston. right now? Yeah. I'm in Houston. You couldn't hear. it. You couldn't hear it. You mean the audience applause? That's right, brother. that the noise. Hey, the rumor the rumor is you guys. can't even pack a a half so a half room. Andrew. Andrew. No, seriously. There's a We read the. Texas Gazette and it said these two. clown farts from LA came in here, couldn't even sell half a room. No. The Texas Gazette is a liberal. magazine. They're leftwing pieces of. [ __ ].

So, what what's it like, Brian? Is it I. mean, are people wearing masks in the. audience? [ __ ] no. [ __ ] no. I was at a Latin bar. salsa dancing amongst oh I don't know. 300 people. This guy that you're talking. to doesn't not only does he not observe. the shutdown? Never has and I'm probably. irresponsible for it. Oh no I'm not. But. also um you think after four months of. be like not being on stage that I'd miss. at least a beat. Well Texas Gazette just.

said we hate him but he didn't miss a. beat. Yeah. So, you know, that's that's what. happens, right? And that is fake news. You know what I. mean? Well, how is uh how's Frankenstein doing. on stage? You know what, Bobby? Yeah. How's Frank and Franken? What? Uh Brandon is actually [ __ ] crushing. He's got a serious 20 minutes. Are you guys go Are you guys sharing. sharing time?

No, Andrew. Do a solid hour cuz that's. what I am. You can't do a [ __ ] hour, dude. I've. seen you. 20 minutes of you is. exhausting. I don't know how people sit. through an hour of your [ __ ]. Guys, guys, one thing we know for sure. You're going to high take your way right. out of comedy. It's a 20-minute bit about your thigh. muscle. Listen, we know two things. We know two. things for sure. One thing is Bobby is. actually Chinese. The. The second thing we know is I am without. a doubt the gold medal winner in comedy.

We know this. Yeah. But can I say something to you, Ken? Honestly, I I watched a little bit of. you on Whitney on Whitney show. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, oh boy, don't go back on that. Hey, come on. That was Dude, you were terri It was so. It was the worst podcast appearance I've. ever seen in my life. Hey, hey, Bobby. When we did the. podcast, you were talking about how you. were molested and we were laughing. Yeah. Somebody Somebody posted, "Why hasn't. this guy been cancelled yet about me?". Cuz I was laughing. So, thanks for. ruining my career. Actually,

you know, they when when we had a little. conversation with someone about. you laughing at his molestation, it's. why your show got cancelled on ABC. What the [ __ ]. That's exactly right, dude. They called. us. Disney called us. The mouse called. us and said he's going to get cancelled. cuz he promotes molestation. I wasn't laughing. Bobby was trying to. make us laugh cuz he makes light of all. kinds of things. Are you doing meet and greets after the. show? [ __ ] no. I would though. I'm afraid to.

Not allowed to though. Yeah. So, are you booked now? You going to do. more dates this coming next coming. month? Coming months? Well, let's see. I'm a man. So, yeah. You guys, while you guys take naps and. drink glasses of warm milk and hold each. other cuz you afraid, I'm out there. I'm out there bringing. laughter to the masses and making. [ __ ] bank. I read I read a great I. read a great post online that said uh. Byron Kalen is back at it. Uh yeah,

Byron Kalen is back at it out on the. road entertaining the masses. We really. wish some real comics wanted to get out. there, but we'll take this stuff for. now. That's what it said. Andrew, that's not cool. I had so many. of my audience me so many fans hit me. and Bobby up and were like, you know, it's fine to take like the store like. the CVS brand, but we'd rather the. original. Like they really want the real. thing, so they want the name brand. They'll take you guys for now. They'll. take the [ __ ] store brand. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it's a little bit. cheaper. I'm only getting more famous. I'm only. getting more famous. If If the three of. us were in a car. and and it was firebombed and we all. perished. Yeah. You could say the great comedian. Brian Ken friends. Let me tell you something. You're the. only one that wouldn't get out of that. car because you'd be strapped into your. seat belt. We'd be trying to get you out. of it and your little sore hip wouldn't. be able to uh moy get out during the. fire. [ __ ] age.

It's not an age thing, dude. And you. know when people say you're really. showing your age? Yeah. Yeah. Byron, you're really showing your age. lately. Don't say when you debate. My. name is Brian. Byron. Hey Byron, when you debate Donald Trump. in this next coming months, I mean, do. you have do you have an agenda? I mean, have you been practicing? Yeah. Do you have anything lined up? Yeah, I have been practicing. And that. is that I think Chinese people like you. Look, I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Brian, thanks for.

picking up my phone call. I really. appreciate it. I know. Um, now your. feelings, your real true feelings toward. me. Thank you so much. And [ __ ] the. redheaded freak. I love you. I know. I know you're. ethnically Korean. And uh, and. we're going to cut this part out. We're. going to cut that part out. I knew why you didn't answer the phone. And we're going to keep the Chinese in. I get I know why you answered the phone. for Bobby and not for me. I understand. I know exactly why. You know why, too. I was doing But guys, guys, I didn't. No, you know why. It's cuz you're It's. cuz you're threatened by someone like me.

that's so young and talented and on the. rise and you don't care about Bob cuz. she's old. You don't give a [ __ ] You. You You don't like the young guys on the. come up. I get it. I'm on a hit TV show. I'm on a hit TV. show. How's your show called? How's your. show? Whoa. Anyway, Brian, I love you. Thanks. for picking up. You're the best. Good. luck on your shows. Okay. Miss you. I love you. I love you. Bye, baby. I want to say something to our fans. And I mean this. I'm sick and [ __ ] tired of people. watching our show every week and not. subscribing to our [ __ ] It's the.

weirdest thing in the world that we have. all these people that watch and they. don't subscribe to the show. Yeah. Because it only helps our show if. if if you subscribe. It helps the numbers. I don't. understand. Helps the numbers. It helps us uh keep. going. If you know, we want to keep. going. Then I I never I don't get it. People. hundreds of thousands of people watch it. and listen to it and then they won't. subscribe to I don't get it. Take other. shows out of your subscription list if. you have too many. Get rid of stuff like. Fighter and the Kid. Get rid of that. show. Nobody likes that [ __ ] show. You can't. Get rid of Delia's show.

Gone. Get rid of Whitney. Gone. These. are all shows you don't need to watch. It's tra they're trash. Garbo. They're garbage. This is the only one. that's worth it. Yeah. This is the only one. The Sting and the Sting. What's Which. one's that one? Oh, The Guy and the Girl. The The Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't listen to that. Don't listen to that stuff either. Listen to our show and that's it. Yeah. I can see the change. Rudy, how was. I ripped one?

You farted in class? In Cla's face by accident and then she. hits me from behind. You farted in yoga class? We have to do this that you know that. pose where what's that pose called? Downward dog. No, it wasn't downward dog. It was uh. like almost a tripod. Almost a tripod. And I had to bend over. and I ripped one in Ka's face and then. she [ __ ] punched me in the ass. Yeah. Yeah. But it wasn't like I was like I'm. not an expert farter. Like I'm amateur.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. I don't have my black belt, you. know? So I can't do it at. What kind of farter are you? You blue. belt? I'm probably I'm I think I'm white belt. fart. You're brand new? Well, not brand new, but like maybe I. got two stripes on the white belt. Oh, like I'm almost to get to the what? Yellow belt. Close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm almost there. What belt would I be? Probably yellow. Yellow. Yeah, I'm pretty good. But you're not black belt. You know, you. can't fart at will. No, I used to know a girl that could. Yeah. In junior high, I knew a girl, she could.

swallow air and fart. Yeah. I'm not kidding. I know a girl that could queef that way. Same. Yeah. Yeah. I can queef at will. And then I had a girlfriend like that. And then sometimes she was on a period. and she would queef in my face. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I could. pretend I wasn't fight club. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. So yeah, queefs are um funny. Queefs are always going to be funny. They're always going to be Yeah. I always say I said I used to have a. joke about it years ago that. when you're having sex doggies down and.

and she queefs, it's. like you're moving positions and she. queefs. Yeah. It's impossible to not laugh. I know it's impossible. You don't. But. inside you're going, "No, you're you're doing the face. You're doing you're doing the face, right? You're holding. and she's like, "Stop it. Stop it. Stop. it. You're like, I'm I'm not I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even your dick is like. Yeah. Or when you queef in Yeah. When. you you stick your dick in. Yeah. And it goes like that. Oh my god.

It It is humiliating for everyone. It's like those old. the cameraman's laughing, right? It's like the boom operator. The squishy toys that we used to have as. kids where you put your finger, it's. like, you know what I'm talking about? The like the gel things. What were. those? The snake. Um, do you know. don't don't talk Don't look at her when. we're talking about stuff like this. No, no, no. I moved on to We are going. to get in trouble. I talked to him about the toy. I'm. talking about the toy. Yeah. Okay, let's address it. Yeah. Bobby got in trouble for saying gross. stuff in front of Rudy, but Rudy's a.

legal adult and is okay with it. Can we. get your um okay on that? Yeah, there it is. Well, I read a text today and I text a. direct message or whatever from a woman. and she's like, "Um, will you be nicer. to her?". What do you mean? She's like, "Be nicer to Rudy." You're. so nice to Rudy. I know. But the thing is is why. do you think he he's mean to you? No. Do you want him to be nicer? No. He's already nice. See? Yeah. I'm so kindhearted. I. Who's this woman? I don't Someone on Instagram. Well, let's put her name out there and.

let's. No, I don't want to I don't want to I. don't I don't don't want to do that. Um but I'm. Was it a white woman telling you how to. live your life? She was an Asian younger girl like her. Oh. And she's like, "Be nicer to Rudy, please." You know what I mean? I'm like, "What? I'm so nice to her.". Yeah, you are nice to her. Yeah, we have, you know, she when she. first moved into the house during the. quarantine, she wouldn't say anything to. me. Rudy never talked to you. for weeks, right? You would rarely say. anything to me. She would go, "Good.

morning, Uncle Tito. Good night, Uncle. Tito." And that was pretty much during. the day. Nothing else. Doesn't Tito mean uncle? Yeah. So, it's uncle. Yeah. Yeah. Good morning, uncle. I make. her I make her say she says um Tito. Bobby but I call her I want her to call. Tito. and um but then over time she starts. lipping off a little bit. I like it. Yeah. No, I she's shown her personality. to me. We we've come we've gotten closer. over time now. I really like feel like. we're family now. And at first I don't. She wouldn't look me in the eye. Yeah. That's cuz probably because I'm the.

white devil to you. But for the most. part. now she's comfortable with me. You were. you're much more comfortable with me now. than you used to be. Yeah. She was. hesitant. Yeah. She was She was nervous. But I don't think talking about [ __ ]. farts is sexual. No, we're making a joke. It's a It's. We're kidding around. Holy [ __ ] You. think her and her friends don't joke. about that stuff? Do you guys joke about [ __ ] farts? Yeah. What do you mean? Of course. Mhm. Like I I like when people are surprised. that it's like how how do kids know. that? You're like, "What? Do you not. know what the internet is?". Yeah. Go on [ __ ] the internet for 10. minutes. Also, people listening, there's such.

thing as dick farts, too. But the hole. is so small you can barely hear it. He goes, "Yeah, no." It's like the. Yeah. There's a little bit of air in. there. You got. like when you're squirting water out of. your teeth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um. there are dick farts, but we would have. to put, you know, some NASA equipment to hear it. Did you watch the rocket launch? Did you. see any of that footage? You know, NASA and SpaceX threw a rocket. into outer space this weekend. We've done We did it in the 60s. I'm not.

impressed. I agree. That's funny. Once we did it, we did it. We did it. Get over it. Get further. Yeah. Can we go? Can we go to another. galaxy? Out of the solar system or whatever. Yeah, but a rocket in the sky. can do it. All right. He's done rockets galore. How how crazy is it though that now like. people used to like wear suits and go to. uh Air Force Base, Kenny Air Force, and. watch the watch him go off and it was. like a it was like an event. Now it. happened and people on Twitter were. like, "Okay." And then moved on.

I bet you many of you're on the moon as. an astronaut and you're just like. nobody cares. Like even you as an. astronaut like oh this place again it's. so gray like open a Starbucks you know. Yeah. How come there's nothing to do on the. moon? I imagine they both say at some. point they go okay we did all the. gravity trick things that we could do. you know. all the I think about all the gravity. fun things though like blowing a snot. rocket at your buddy and letting it. float to him. Yeah. While he's sleeping just. hoping it floats right into his mouth. I have fantasies of going like being an.

astronaut and then get drifting into. space and getting caught. I don't know. if we talked about this in the Ne. Nebula, but check it goes further. And then all of a sudden, I land in a um. Mclass planet, right? But for some reason, I'm three times the size of everybody. and the strength, but there's humanoids. there. So, so no, but is are you your size now. and everyone's smaller or you've grown? Yeah, because I've been so small here on. Earth. that now I'm three times the size of. everybody. Yeah. Right. And I end up on like a beach and.

a tribe. They don't know who I am, but. they saved my life because I'm like an. astronaut. They take the clothes off and. then this tribe, these tribes are being. hunted by a big like capitalist city. They get hunted as slaves, but then I. protect them. Oh, right. And there's an uprising. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So, you're the leader. You're the leader of this. No. of this little Because they took. care of me. I know. But there's a coup against the. tribe that's owning them. There's tribes being hunted down, right? And I'm there and there's an uprising.

and I'm the leader of this uprising of. course. and then we take over. [ __ ] yeah. Yeah. And everybody bows to you. Well, then what they do is they build in. the fantasy they build a shrine of so I. live there and they there's different. kinds of foods that they deliver on. these gold plates. and then I get all the women too. and the boys. if their [ __ ] are tight enough. Yep. Yeah. I have all these Do you have. fantasies when you like go to bed? I. have fantasies in the shower all the.

time. Yeah. When I go to bed, I can my. brain's like kind of dead space and I. can't really think clearly. But in the. shower, for some reason, I like black. out and I think about all sorts of I. have so many fantasies. My one fantasy. that I keep having over and over again. is someone offering me a certain amount. of money to disappear. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Like a guy comes up to me like a. like a like a tiny little like Arabian. guys. Why? Why? I don't know. Arabian. I don't know. And he's like, "I will give you $100 million to to. disappear forever.". Yeah. Cuz they want to replace me with they.

want to like use the shell of my body. and someone's going to live my life. So then where do you go? I don't know. That's the best part. They. won't tell me. Oh, they tell you where to go. Yeah. They tell you where to go and they. What if it's like somewhere [ __ ]. Doesn't matter. I got 100 mil and. they're like, "You can't you can't come. back. You're in Anchorage.". Yeah. Anchorage, Alaska. What? And they're like, "You have to be. Fisher, man." That's a Russian. I don't. know. But yeah, but I want them to offer me a bunch of. money to go away forever and then. somebody takes over my body and they get. they're living my life cuz they're. aliens. I thought they were Arabian, you [ __ ].

[ __ ]. Yeah, aliens. Oh, no. No, but they have access to these. aliens and these aliens. Oh, so. back up. There's Arabians. Yeah. Who are Al they're in conjunction or in. cahoots with [ __ ] aliens. Time out. They're. time out. fantasy. Yeah. I'm telling. you, they're so rich. that the aliens have come to them. and the aliens are like, "You're the. most. I feel like you're making it up.". Yep. No [ __ ] I'm making it up. What the. [ __ ] This isn't real.

Oh, really? This isn't really a fantasy. No, it's a real fantasy. I'm saying. No, I don't think there's a real. fantasy. I think you're making up the. fantasy. No, the aliens have found that the these. Arabian Knights are the original said. [ __ ] aliens way before that. [ __ ]. That's a very important thing in the. [ __ ] fantasy. The Arabians aren't aliens. They have. the aliens have be have befriended them, right? So they they go, "You have the most. money. You have the most power." Yeah. How can we take over human bodies. without them knowing that we're like. we're going to wear their skin? But then the aliens, right, angels are.

directing them, too. No. No. The aliens are aliens and. they're they're on their own agenda. And then. Yeah. And then. Yeah. Yeah. And then. and then what? And then LA's on fire. It is. LA's on fire. And I you know were you. here during the riots? No. You were in you were a kid probably. Chicago. How old were you? LA riots. 10. 92. I was um in '92 I was 20.

[Laughter]. I know. old man. Take a look at my life. I'm a. lot like you. So I was 20 and I I was working at a. coffee shop. But you were in Orange County or I mean. you were in San Diego. I was in San Diego. So we didn't there. was no riots there. No San Diego. I remember going to home. cuz I lived with um seven people in like. two-bedroom house. Is this when you were in the band? No. No. And I remember um. watching it on the TV, right? Just being. in awe.

But you know when Fairfax last night. burned to the ground. Mhm. It's 5 minutes from where I live. It's. there's a And my brother lives on. Orange. Yeah. He lives right down the street. He lives right down the street. just a. little bit east. And you know, I call my brother, "Are. you okay?" And he goes, "Yeah, I hear. sirens and fire and helicopters and. stuff, but I'm making fried rice.". That's what he said. And he is. And I go, "What?". Yeah. Yeah. Just making fried rise. Are you okay?

Yeah, he's fine. Yeah. Fried rice. Yeah. Yeah. So that's. He's going to be okay. You'll be fine. You know, and then we. played a War Zone until 5 in the. morning. You didn't want We watched the news all. night long. I know. You called me. You freaked me. out. And then I watched some of the. Well, dude, I got a text message from. Tim Dylan saying something like the. improv was they were they were um going. to set the trying to set the improv on. fire. They the the place next door is. called um a doubleRL, you know, Ralph. Lauren. They shattered all the windows. and stole a bunch of [ __ ]. Oh my god. And so they thought they were going to. loot into try to break into the improv.

because it was right they were just. breaking windows. but they didn't cuz uh. we have video people drove by and they. it's they didn't do anything to it. Yeah. But you know what bothered me the most. about all that [ __ ]. What? Seeing white kids breaking a bunch. of windows and looting is so it's like. that's not for you. What are you doing? What do you mean? This is not your co What are you doing? If you're white and you're trying to. march alongside black people for this. for this cause, then you [ __ ] march. You don't start looting and breaking.

windows. What the [ __ ] are you doing? Yeah. What the [ __ ] are you doing? Don't do. that. You know, there's a part of me. No one should be looting. Okay. What? There's. But if a white kid is doing it, when. you're trying to be [ __ ] side by. side, your black brothers and sisters to. show your uh your solidarity, you. shouldn't be [ __ ] looting. Yeah, you're making it [ __ ] worse. You. shouldn't be breaking [ __ ] windows. and stealing [ __ ]. If you are looting, loot from Target.

If you're looting, you better not be. white. Don't go. No, just stop. You better not be white. No, if you were. going to be white and loot, but don't. loot. a small business. Yeah, that's the other problem. Why are. you looting small businesses? Because now some of these stores on. Melrose. Yeah. They probably. decimated. Not only decimated, you have to. understand that we've been in quarantine. for 2 months, right? Yeah. They lost all that money. And now that was yesterday was the day. that we were supposed to open. retail stores, right? And some of the.

mom and pop stores are like, "Okay, we. barely made it.". Yeah. We're finally we get to open now. We're. able to stock our shelves. That's all. the money. And then all of a sudden, it's gone. And now they're done. I know. You know, it makes me sad. Target, they made so much money off of. the quarantine. Yeah. Like Walmart, Target, Amazon, Amazon, they all they killed it. I I I. don't believe in looting, but if you're. going to loot, loot those places. says,

"I don't feel as bad.". Well, no [ __ ] Yeah, they're. corporations. They're corporations. They'll get back. on their feet. Don't loot mom and pop. But I stand by. what I said. Yeah. Little white kids. Stand by me. You are. You're from France. Yeah. I stand by what I said. If you're a. white kid and I see you looting, shame. on you. [ __ ] you. You're an idiot. You're a [ __ ] idiot. You got no. business doing that. That dude, it makes. me so [ __ ] mad. I, you know, we said. earlier in the podcast, I said I don't. agree with um setting things on fire and. and and and and causing havoc and chaos.

I think if you do peacefully, it gets. more done. But I understand the anger of. people that want to take out their. aggression and there's no right answer. It sucks. You shouldn't do it. I get the. aggression. Things are coming to a head. It sucks. But if I see a white kid. stealing stuff. and they have they're not even [ __ ]. part of the protest. They just want to. steal [ __ ] and take advantage of what's. happening. You're a piece of [ __ ] M. you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] And I. hope the cop tackles you and I hope they. [ __ ] you up. Yes. Yes. Stop.

Yeah, I hope they do. I hope they tackle. every white kid and they throw his. [ __ ] ass in jail because that's not. what this is about. Okay, stop. All right, we'll be right back with KKL9 News. Stop. I get passionate. Stop. I get passionate. Let's Let's Let's Let's This is a moment. in history. Yeah. Okay. Yep. And we have to learn from. this moment in history. And the lesson to be learned, right, is.

if you're a cop. and you murder an innocent human being, Mhm. these are the consequences of those. actions. This is what happens. This is what happens. Chaos. Chaos. Right. Because. like the analogy I said about filling a. water, a balloon with water, it'll pop, right? We're in a popping Yeah, we pop. time in this moment, right? So, there are negative consequences that. I don't even agree with, like looting. and people getting hurt and.

tear gas, the whole [ __ ] thing. It's. awful. It's all [ __ ]. It's terrible. But let's look at why. why did it happen? Yeah. And so, let's learn from this. Yeah. But we won't because I'll tell you why. We we might. No, I. I do think this could create a big. change. Dude, this is happening all over. the world. Last night I there's my one. of my favorite documentaries of all. time. The Epstein documentary I watched I am. not your negro. Oh yeah. Have you seen it? Yeah. It's about James Baldwin. He was an.

author, right? And he was supposed to um. write a a book or a play about his three. friends that were murdered, which was. it was a play. Yeah. Um Mezer, um Martin Luther King, and. Malcolm X. He was friends with all three. of them. And um there was a clip in. there where they showed a protest in. Birmingham, I think. Yeah. And a cop had his knee on a black. woman's neck, right?

And it showed it. It was a a still, right? It was a still. It wasn't a. video, a photo, right? And I thought, "Oh, they've been doing this [ __ ]. forever.". Forever. Yeah. Right. And this is in what, the late60s. when this happened. It hasn't changed. No, I know. Right. now, we just have social media to show. you what's going on. Right. So, my point though is is that, you know, I'm not a black guy living in. America. I I don't I wouldn't even know.

I'm an Asian guy. I have my own. experiences with this. Yeah. With racism, but it's not remotely even. close to what African-Americans have. witnessed and lived through in this. country. Right? So I have to be as an. Asian guy mindful, right? And try to get. as much information about the history. and learn from it myself. And you know, I'm I'm at guilt, too, because I haven't done anything to help.

I'm a bystander. I watch it. I watch it. I hate it. You. know what I mean? When when Trayvon. Martin, all these kids get killed, right? I'm the first to follow it on. social media and on the news. I read all. the articles. It kills me. It destroys. me. It breaks my [ __ ] heart. But I. have to be admit I haven't done. anything. What do you think you should be doing? I don't know. Okay. So, that's that's But. I don't know, but I need to do. something. Small steps help, right? Yeah. Like I said before, posting about it on.

social media, that stuff helps. It helps. to get your voice out there because. people who respect you and love you that. go, "Man, I love Bobby.". I'm doing it now. I know. So, I'm saying it now. So, what I'm saying. is you are helping. Yeah. I'm saying that it's it's got to. stop. And um if if riots and these. things need to happen, they need to. happen. Well, they're going to happen. They're going to h they're going to. happen. And so, what needs to get fixed is the. [ __ ] system. Yeah. And it's got to be a complete. mind shift.

A shift in in in in America's mentality. and perspective and ideology. We really. have to do a shift. in this country in the biggest way. Yeah. Right. And the first thing what we need to do. is get that guy off out of office. He I'm sorry you you I regardless of. what your political point of view is, right? He enjoys this. He you know he ignites.

it with his words. He knows he wants a. civil war. Right? Because the guy, the. people that support him are on the other. end of this thing, right? So the more he. ignites it, the closer they become to. her and more loyal to him, right? And this is we need somebody. in the middle who's going to reach out. to everybody. Yeah. But that's hard to find.

Almost impossible to find. Why can't we have you? Will you run? Yeah. Because if I was president, because you're Cuz you're. I would change things for for my own. personal. That's what they all do. No, I would tear down the White House. Okay, cool. And rebuild it made out of Vicodin. Oh. So when it gets stressful, I lick the. walls. No. Yeah. Yeah. I'll lick a wall. Right. In. President Lee, you've been eating part. of the West Wing this entire morning. Have to rebuild it. And because I'm Asian, there would be no.

West Wing. Only East Wing. Ah. Ah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's very good. Yeah. And then um there would be a lot. of like designer toys. What would your menu be if you ran if. you were in the White House? What's your. What's your um. Oh my god. And everyone would have to. eat it. They do. They all have to. Yeah. Um I would have Lou. Oh, Lou Kang. Liu Kang. No, Luminati. Oh, Luminadis. Oh, you'd have my stuff. Oh, I'm coming over. Mondays. So, Illuminati's on Monday. Yeah. Lumalani on Monday, right? What's on Tuesday? Um Terry. Well, who's Terry?

Terry. There's a Mexican restaurant. You mean they're right down the street. from me? Okay. So, you want that chef to come. work in the White House. Well, it's not a chef. It's a woman that. owns the restaurant. Okay. So, the woman you need to. Well, I'll tell Terry. Hey, Terry. All. your cousins and stuff. You come live at. the White House. Yeah. Yeah. You live at. the White House. In the basement. on Tuesday. Well, you don't want them to live in the. main house, do you? Yeah. No. You know what I You know what. I'll have for them for the Mexicans? A. South Wing. A South Wing? Yeah. Yeah. I would have a South Wing. But there's a wall. There's a wall. Oh, definitely a wall. Oh, yeah. I'll. never Yeah, I'll never see that. So, your menu is Luminadi Monday, Taco.

Tuesday. Tuesdays and then Wednesdays I. would have um well this is a little bit. of hoidy toy but um. I go to a place called. Ohenebo. You know what it is? Yes. What is it? Sushi. Yeah. Where. do you want to talk about it? Yeah. So Austino is a Michelin star. sushi restaurant. It's super expensive. It's only one star by the way. It got a star. Yeah. Well, you got a star. You get a. star. Did McDonald's get a star? It got a half. star. And I don't eat McDonald's. I.

think people have looked at my body and. your body, they'd go, "You eat. McDonald's.". You [ __ ] When you get. You're wearing their colors. When you turn McDonald's, [ __ ] you. You look like a fiery see what you look. like. You look like a box of fries. You're going to let Greg Fitz the same. color of the box and you have and your. little yellow arms sticking out. You. look like French fries. [ __ ] you. So then on Wednesdays, asanbo. Asano. Yeah. Yeah. And then Thursdays, I would have to go. um. something light. What do you mean? something not, you. know, like something a nice like a salad.

place. Like a salad. No, I'm president, [ __ ]. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be my vice president. I be your VP. Yeah, you will. What? I don't have to do anything. They. don't [ __ ] do anything. I know. I just have to make a couple speeches. where I'm like, "Oh, I'm concerned about. the environment." And then I'd go eat. Yeah. And then Thursday, I would. probably do um I'm you know, a big fan. of um pot pies. Really? Oh, yeah. Do you like empanadas? Have you ever had Nona's empanadas? I love empanadas. You ever had known empanadas? But it's. not my favorite. Oh my god. Have you ever had nonas?

I've heard of it. She's They're She makes the best. empanadas. Oh yeah. Have you ever had empanadas? Do you like them? Yeah. Have you ever had Nonas? Do you know. Nonas? Oh my. They're all over. There's. one in Beverly Hills. This is like white Americana. Oh, chicken pot pies. What about So you want chicken pot pie? I like chicken pot pies. I like any kind. of pop pie. Piping hot. Piping hot. Straight out of the oven. Flaky crust. So when you eat it, you go. Yeah. Yeah. And it burns you. Oh, yeah. And I would also do um I would. also do um some sort of like a rameny.

place. on Friday or something. You've had a poodle ramen. Pudone ramen. You've had a pudo? A puto ramen? Yeah, I've had puto ramen, bro. You know, they brought one here to to. LA. Yeah. And I went over there. Yeah. Wasn't good. I was I was so disappointed. I said, I've had utoo in Japan. Did you really? Yeah. And and then I said, I had it in. New York, too, and it was better there. And the woman was like, oh, you didn't. like it? I said, no, this is not good. Anyway, in the face, shut the [ __ ] up, vice president. I don't care what you. want. Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir. No. empanadas. I'm sorry, sir. All right. And no [ __ ].

Can we have some Chinese food, please? Oh, [ __ ] Yeah, we got to have Chinese. You know where I would go? I would go um Oh, what the [ __ ] it's. called? It's called um we eat it in uh. in um Alejandra. It's called um. something coast fishing. Do you know what it is? No. No. You've been there though, right? Where that big lobster dish? Yeah. Oh my god. coast something. It's an. hour. Well, I'll get it later. But I'm gonna. go there. And then Sunday's a free-for-all. That's just whatever you need to eat, you gota eat.

Have you ever when you go down to San. Diego, when you go down to the the Hoy. store, have you ever had El Pascador, the fish market right around the corn? Do you like fish? Yeah. What? I'm Asian. [ __ ] you. Yeah, but I don't know if you like. cooked fish. I love all kinds of fish, bro. Okay, relax. Have you been to Mama's Fish House? No. In Maui? No. Oh my god. I know. I've heard. You've talked about. it before. It's the It literally is. Well, it's. two-month reservation. Yeah. Yeah. And you talked about getting. you got in cuz you're special. That's special. Well, no, most people there didn't know. you, but one guy was a fan. Are you out of your mind? Yeah.

Yeah, you get it. So, anyway, let's go. back to um I Am Not Your Negro, the. the documentary. Yeah. If honestly, if you're somebody that's. like, "Ah, why can't they just get over. it?" and you know all that stuff. You have you have to. open your eyes and your heart and start. [ __ ] watching [ __ ] and learning about. [ __ ] I really think that that's. you know vital viewing. Yeah, you need to watch stuff like that. That specifically. Yeah,

I love that guy. James Baldwin. Meanwhile, I did watch the Epstein. documentary last night. I don't know who that is. Jeffrey Epstein. No, he a lawyer. Jeffrey Epstein. He's a lawyer. You don't know who that is. You have no frame of reference to what. happened socially. What? Do you know who Jeffrey Epstein is? I know what he did. What did he do? Who is he though? Let her. Just tell me and then I'll then. stop. What did he do? Is he the one with um Trump with human. trafficking?

That's right. Little girls. Little. girls, dude. He's a pervert. You don't. know about Jeffrey [ __ ] Epste? He was. a big thing in the You couldn't escape. it. I'm sorry. They said he killed They said. they killed himself. Cut this part out. Please cut this part. No, we're leaving it. Yeah, but I don't know. How do you not know who [ __ ] Epstein. is? I don't know. I Cut this part out. They said he killed himself, but he. didn't. They actually he probably was. [ __ ] murdered at the hands of what I. think the Clinton administr. dude. He used to be friends with Bill. Clinton. He used to fly to this. They. had a private island with little kids. You don't know any of this stuff? This.

is blowing my mind. He used to pay high. school girls $200 to come over his. house. You know who Mixik Choy is? Mix Choy? Yeah. Yes. Who's he? He's a DJ. Cho Mix Choy. Choy. How does that feel though? Mix Choy. Yeah. You don't know who Mix Choy is? Who's Mixik Choy? Do you know who it is? No. Get the [ __ ] out of here, Bobby. Yeah. Mix Choy was in the old boy. He. was the actor. Oh, it's him. Yeah, dude. Jeffrey Epstein is It's like the. most famous case of the past decade. Do you know who Kaiser So is?

Yes. And who Kaiser [ __ ] So is Mixik. Choy. Do you know. Do you know who Kira Mafoon is? Toshira Buffoon. D to Shira Mafoon. Tosher Big Spoon. No. See, you don't know. See, two could. play this game, my friend. No. No. Everybody knows who Jeffrey. Epstein is. Everybody. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. It's the It was the. biggest case of the past decade to talk. about. I know who he is. Pretending. Pretending. Pretending. Pretending.

[ __ ] idiot. Where did he Where where did he um. He was in the New York prison and then. like he killed himself and he was I know. he didn't he was murdered but they say. that he killed himself and um there's. many photos of. Clinton's. there's also many photos with him with. Trump and back in the day. him with uh dude a lot but people but. not just Democrats and I mean not just. Republicans lots of Democrats. I know the human trafficking thing um. gross. disgusting. it's. I don't like it. so I hate it.

I got to tell you something I'm going to. go on a limb I don't like it. human trafficking I'm not a fan. but even let me can I ask you something. about human trafficking real quick. Uh. oh. No, because let's suppose I had the. whim. Like let's suppose just let's say. you and I woke up one day and I called. you. Yeah. I go let's just try to start one up. Just to hear me out. I would go h what do you. No, but I don't know how how would you. where do you even start? Is there a kit? I'll I'll give you the guy's number.

No, you got to be this you capture. people. I mean, what do you do? The. point of this documentary is you become. rich and powerful and the very rich and. powerful have access to everything. Leslie Wexler, do you know who Leslie. Wexler is? You know who you ever heard. of this name? He was very good friends. with Epstein, one of the richest men at. one point in America, owned a a company called uh the limited. Remember the clothing brand for girls? Also bought a little company called. Victoria Secret, which by the way, if anybody wants to. know the story of Victoria Secret, I. don't know if you've ever heard of this.

Uh uh um he bought the company from the. guy who started it for a million. dollars. Here's how disgusting and. tragic it is. This guy who started. Victoria's Secret with him and another. partner, they had dumped their entire. life savings into this this budois era. lingerie company. It was taking off. It. was netting 6 million a year. Okay, 6. million. It's very vague and it's been it's been, you know, theorized that Leslie Wexter. basically strong armed this guy into. selling him the company for a million.

dollars because why the [ __ ] if you're. making six million would you sell a. company outright for a million dollars, right? He takes his company, grows it into a. multi multi-billion dollar Victoria. Secrets [ __ ] huge, right? Not too long after this guy jumps off. the Golden Gate Bridge, kills himself. So Leslie Wexner is one of these [ __ ]. super powerful I'll get anything I want. guys. And he was paired up and buddy. buddy buddy with Jeffrey Epste in the. documentary. They try to make him out to. be like, I didn't know and I I didn't. know what he was up to and all this. stuff. [ __ ]. They would use his mansion in Ohio.

Why did the guy who used to own Victoria. Secret? Cuz he went [ __ ] broke. He b he sold for a million dollars. He. thought he was going to use that money. to start a new company. Then he saw how. much money Victoria Secret made and he. got [ __ ] He got [ __ ]. I know. But you know what? When you tie. yourself to money and and that's what. that's not what life is about. Correct. Correct. But when you get. [ __ ] over, it probably hurts you. It doesn't matter. It's like It's like, "All right, well, I'm going to take all. your money from you. I'm going to take. That's fine, but I would never kill. myself. You okay? I take all your money. Your. family and your friends that you think.

are your family and your friends, they. leave you. They want nothing to do with. you." Or you're all alone and you're. broke and you had everything, but you got everything taken away. I would go to um Washington. Mhm. Right. Hitchhike if I have no money. State of Washington, right? And I would go to a wood carver. Okay. I'm the wood carver. Go ahead. And I go, "Hey, man. Hey, what's up? Listen, I just need a place to stay and. some food. Okay. I want to also learn from you. Okay. Work wood carvings. Oh, you got a little uh Let me see your. hands. Put your hands up.

Yep. I'm sorry, man. Can't work with those. little Korean hands. Why? I can pick up I have. No, it's too tiny. You got to be a man. man. You got a big old man mitts over. here. Yeah, but I can carve I want to carve. little ornaments like little animals and. stuff. Oh. Oh, little tiny work. Yeah. Yeah, we can have you do that. Thank you. Why don't you go live in the shed? Yeah. I'll give you $5 a day. Yeah. And I would pray. No praying. Oh, no. I would pray. I would pray, right? Yeah. And get into Eastern like meditation. I. would figure it out. I. You'd find your own way.

Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, when some people. been [ __ ] over their whole when. something like [ __ ] them over and their. life goes upside down, it's kind of. hard. I know. I can understand that. But. still, it's like. like like like because there's so much. vindictive power in money. Do you know. the story of the guy who made Beanie. Babies? Do you know about this guy? Do. you have you ever heard him about Ty? What? I don't know his last name. What's. a beanie baby? What's a beanie baby? You know what a. You know what a beanie baby is, right? Don't you? The one with the neck. What's going on? Yeah. You guys don't know Epstein or Beanie. Babies? I feel like I'm going to [ __ ]. The neck. A beanie baby. A little tiny plush toy.

I know what a beanie baby is going on. The story of this guy is fascinating. He. basically wanted to [ __ ] over his dad. Told his dad to go [ __ ] himself cuz he. got fired from the toy company he used. to work at. Went traveling around Europe or. something. Went to Italy or some [ __ ]. Saw that they were making all this money. on Plush Toys. came back here, started. this company if nothing more than to. bury his father basically just just just. to get back at his daddy. And he spent his entire like youth. because he hated his father trying to. [ __ ] his dad's girlfriends. He lost his virginity to one of his. dad's girlfriends.

Wow. His entire goal in life was to gain. power and money from his father and [ __ ]. him over because he had daddy issues. Indeed, he did. Yeah. But that's what most of these. psycho rich people are. I know. They're psychos. The the money thing is. like money is not even the real thing. They just want the power and the. ability. It's gross. I think the re I think right now because. I did yoga right before this. Yeah, you seem calm. I'm very calm and I'm I'm I think I'm. being I'm looking at it in more of a. namaste kind of a I like it a lens. So, um. give up all your possessions then. How.

about this? If you're going to be. namaste, can I keep all the money that. you would make um from the podcast? Well, yeah, you can, but I won't do it. then. Huh? If you want to do it on your own, Bad Friends, or if you want to do it. with Dioon or um Big Head, what's his. name? The one with the the one that goes, who is that? Sh. Brandy Shoub. You're the only person I want to do.

anything with. You know that. Okay. Or if you want to do it with my. prince, if let me just do impressions of weight, right? Mhm. Uh. uh. Uh Dia. Yeah. Okay. You want to do it, right? Yeah. If you want to do it with. uh Ken. No. Um. Whitney. No. Theob. Oh, Theo. Oh, you're holding your hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was holding. the mullet. I don't want to do it with anybody but. you, baby. You're the only one that I've. ever cared about. You're the only one. that I've ever loved. You're the only. person that's ever had my heart. And you.

know that. How do you think this is going to end? You think is you think these riots are. going to fizzle away or do you think. something needs to happen like um um. Derek Shavein getting first-degree. murder? Well, Trump needs to get on the. television and try something and at. least say something. No, he went to NASA and did that speech. in the NASA. I know. He needs to [ __ ] get on TV. Yeah, he needs to get on TV and say and say. something. Seriously, you you can't say anything and heal the. country if you have no empathy.

Uh yeah, that's probably true. He needs. to but he need he. he he can't he doesn't have the. capability. He needs to say something. But. regardless, he needs to say something. Right now is the time. The the the the time is now to make a. statement and it needs to and it needs. to be. doesn't have it, my friend. I'm so. sorry. I understand why people support. him and and I don't I'm not angry at. people. I used to be I used to be I used. to be you should be mad that people that. voted for Trump. Yeah. I was like a little confused and. like kind of angry. I know comics I'm. not going to call them out. Go ahead.

I know comics that support him that that. that they don't say anything, but I know they do. We can say it. No, I can't. Delia Chris Deia is amazing. So, but um and you know, I used to be. kind of like, why would you vote for. that guy or whatever, but I think I'm. getting to the point where it's like, you know, I've never I haven't walked in. their shoes. Namaste. And I I don't. know, you know, why they come why they. like them. Namaste. Really? And um and I don't know um if it.

derives some from some sort of um tra. mama namaste or. trauma namaste. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but. it's not my job to understand. It's just. I have to accept it. You have to accept it. Yeah. Namaste. Namaste. Yeah. Namaste. I want to kill them sometimes. People get so mad when when we get. political on the show, but I will say. this. No matter what you believe in, if you. support Trump or if you don't like him. as a community, as people,

we need to do our part on the lowest. level to look out for each other. And. I'm being very genuine when I say that. I don't [ __ ] care what side what what. side you're on. We should we need to be. better people to each other. That's a. fact. That's true. I I mean that. Like. I mean it mean it. Yeah. I mean it. I think I think we need. to supporting black people during this. time is a very important thing for. whites to do if you have enough [ __ ]. gumption and balls to make a statement. about it. But um we do need to care.

about each other. I think that's the. hardest thing right now. Namaste. Namaste. Namaste. [Music].