Itchy Bones & Dream Catchers | Ep 289 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Oh, you two or something. >> We're bad friends. >> I go louder than your birthday boy. Birthday boy. Birthday boy. die soon. And more year.

dad. no girl die alone. Shoot my face shotgun. face. >> It was it was all good. >> You want to sing, dude? I can sing. >> Let me do your life song. >> And he will not die alone. He'll have a. fulfilled life with a beautiful wife and. a couple of kids. And they'll go fly a. kite down by the ocean. And one of his.

kids will walk. There's a lion. There's. a lion at the end of. >> What a birthday celebration. >> What a beautiful, beautiful. And let me. say something. I appreciate everyone. showing up to my party. It was a part. So there uh there we rented a bowling. alley. >> Yeah. in. >> Montros. >> Montros. >> Shout out to Montros Bowl, man. >> Yeah, it was an intimate little setting. >> Awesome. Eight lanes. >> Yeah, there were some people I was like, why are you here? >> Well, let me guess who?

>> You know, but there most people are. like, oh, >> pleasant surprises. >> There was a couple people that didn't. show up that I thought would show up and. I think maybe it's. >> Well, Paul, dude, it's too far, buddy. >> It's not far at all. It was 15 minutes. >> I have my dog. You said bring the dog. >> No, we already had. >> Yeah. Okay. And then who else? Um. they it was funny because there was all. these different camps too. >> Mhm. >> Well, it was the Tiger Belly camp and. the Bad Friends. >> Bad Friends camp, but then there was. also other pockets of things.

>> There were other pockets of comics. You. had a lot of younger comics. >> Yeah. Yeah. Younger comics. Open micers. How was my speech? >> It was amazing. You called everyone an. open micer. A lot of people that weren't. open micers, he called open micers. >> No, they were kind of open micy. >> I don't really I don't That's a. subjective term, but. >> So, and I did a speak. What did I say? Did I Did I mention Who did I mention in. my speech? >> Of course you. Did I mention you? >> You mentioned me, Kalila. >> I was very sad. >> You mentioned me and Kalila and the bad. >> Yeah, you mentioned bad friends though. Before Tiger Belly, which. >> That is true. >> Yeah. Why? Why?

>> Well, it's by ranking. >> Yeah, >> Kyla did a phenomenal job. >> Phenomeninous job. One of the most. phenomenous jobs I've ever seen. And I. also met the big bad wolf. >> Oh, you did? Jason, >> I will blow your house down, >> dude. >> Yeah, >> dude. One of the nicest, coolest dudes. And. >> he was over today, >> by the way. >> Yeah. >> Handsome. >> But my point is is that great. Let me. say the rankings of gifts.

>> Okay. Gift ranking time. >> Okay. Gift ranking time, dude. Um, and I. I'm going to say this in the most honest. way possible, please. Okay. Not only was. this gift the best gift of the party, probably one of the best gifts I've ever. received in my life. >> Wow. >> And that's Jean Hong. He gave me. >> these. No, it Andrew. >> Andrew gave me something that was such a. surprise out of left field. Right.

Here's what I want to be surprised at. >> You love a good surprise. >> Right. Number two, it's got to have. value. Mhm. >> Financial value matters to you. Yes. >> No. Sentimental value. >> That's [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hello. >> We bought We bought you $500 Louis. Vuitton glasses. You go, I want the. expensive ones. >> Yeah. And you got me those. >> We did. >> We did. We went back and got. >> But here's the thing, okay? What you. gave me was shocking. >> You didn't expect it.

>> It was the best gift I ever got. And can. I tell people what it was? >> Of course you can. >> Yeah. He gave me um. >> I gave him his own home kit to make a. Chinese water torture and it's got all. the instructions. >> So good. You can do water boarding, right? >> It's really cool. >> Yeah. It comes with a matt, you know, that Braveheart, you know what I mean? Thing where he died at the end, that. little, you know, slab, >> dude. Unroll that. >> I see an infomercial right now that's. like make your own water boarding at. home. >> Yeah. >> Timmy does it. >> Yeah. And then bamboo. You know me.

because you know bamboo the little sh. like the tips. Yeah. You can stick it in. the pink. >> Right in the tip tip. >> Tip tip. And anyway, >> tell them what I got you for real. >> I have no idea what's going on, but um. he got me um well, as everyone knows, I'm a big fan of Arsenal FC. It's a. soccer. >> It's your favorite soccer team. >> The shoes. >> The shoes are propping up the sign. below. The shoes are now. >> the Arsenal shoes that I bought you. >> Let me see. >> They're propping up the sign. >> They remain in the box. >> Oh,

>> which is fine. >> Those are fine. >> This is fine. >> Yeah. this the gift you got me way. better. >> Well, yeah, obviously. >> So, he gave me um so um Arsenal FC, their biggest star of all time was a guy. named Tyionry. >> That's right. >> You got me a Tyrion. um signed soccer card, >> but it's a very a very exclusive card. >> Exclusive card. >> Hard to get. >> For some reason, you left the price tags. on them. >> I did not. >> Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. >> I did not. I I I can take photos of it.

right now and I can show you the price. tags on it. >> Really? >> Yeah. On every single item there's a. price. >> I must have forgot to take those off. >> So you know it is real. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I must have forgot to take those out. >> Yeah. And in bold. You know what I mean? >> Mhm. >> Oh, did you do you have a price machine. at home? Like one of those sticker. machines? >> I don't know cuz I Googled it. >> Oh, you did? >> I didn't trust it. >> It's right about right. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then he got me an Ethan.

Waneri rookie card. Now this kid is from. the academy. He's only 19 years old. He. could be the next big thing. >> You think he might be one of the. greatest Arsenal players of all time. coming out? >> He's great. >> That good. >> I mean, he's one of the youngest. starters we've ever had aside from Max. Dman. He was 16 or something when he. first played. >> How old is this new kid? >> What? Max Dman? >> No. How old is this new rookie? >> Now he's 19 or 20. >> Wow. But. >> he's 18. >> He's 18. This guy. >> Wier. >> Ethani. >> Yeah. Yeah. He's 18. >> 18 years old. And he's You think he's.

>> He's He was on the first team. He played. for the first team at 16, 17 years old. >> That's disgusting. >> We have a kid named Max Dman who debuted. at 15 2 weeks 3 weeks ago. >> He can't even drive a [ __ ] car. >> Yeah. >> And he's They've never inserted their, you know, genitals into other genitals. >> You never know. I don't know how they. don't know how. >> Use your personal story as a measure. >> Yeah. >> Excuse me. Well, that's how you joined. teams when you were a kid. >> Or they've never had caviar. Is that. better? >> That's probably closer.

>> Yeah. Yeah. They've never had caviar. They've never had like, you know, snow. beef. >> I love snow beef. >> Love. >> You know, snow beef. >> I think I've had it with you. We have. snow beef together. >> Snow beef, dude. >> But wait, the thing I got you that I'm. really interested in. >> And then you got me um a completely. different packet of a set of cards. >> Yeah. >> That I probably will never open. >> Well, here's the deal. I'm told, and I. have to give some love to the truth of. this. our good friend helped me. Uh I. went to was going to a store. I ran into. a good friend of ours. Do you remember. who I ran into?

>> Did you go with him to there or you just. ran? >> I literally random random ran into him. and I. >> There's no way. How were the odds? >> My hand of God. And I was like he was. walking out of one store next door these. two cool I'll show you where they are. >> Okay. >> Collectible stores. And I was like I. want to get a collectible for you. And. he's walking out with his buddy and I. was like you have to be kidding me. >> Wow. >> And it's David Cho. >> Yeah. >> And I was like dude what are you doing. here? He's like, "What are you doing. here?" I was like, "I'm coming to get a. gift for Bobby." And I was like, "Are. you coming to the party?" That's why. when I showed you his text, >> was he invited? >> Yeah.

>> He didn't come. >> I showed you the text. He said, "My. kids, I have. >> It's You know what? You I'm tired. You. know what I'm tired of? >> Oh, God. >> What? >> He has kids, man. I. >> I'm tired of That's the excuse with. anyone that has a kid. That's the. greatest excuse. I I I I don't have the. information if they're sick, if they're. dying, you know what I mean? If one of. them's in prison, >> well, the kid, this younger kid is in. prison. >> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they have a dying. toe, >> right? There's nothing. I know. >> Itchy bones. They're nothing. >> Itchy bones. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Itchy bones.

disease, you know? >> I don't know, right? It could just be. like this is an excuse. I don't want to. drive all the way over there, so I'm. just going to say kids. >> I think he really did couldn't because. he was upset by it, but he helped me. pick this. >> No. >> All right. He He helped me pick it out. and he said that box set. He goes, "Bob's an addict. I'm an addict." He's. like, "The thing I love about comic. books and new card things is because. it's like an addict. It's an a it's an. itch to scratch.". >> Yeah, we're both addicts. >> And and by the way, he said he said in. that pack, you can choose to not open.

it, but in that pack could be a like one. of 10 card that's worth 10 grand. >> What's the card? >> It's It's You'll know when you open it. up because it'll have a It'll It'll have. a special look to it of the of an. arsenal. It'll It'll say the sticker on. it. one of 10 or one of number on it. He's like, "You should open it." He. opens all of them. >> You don't have to. >> Yeah. >> But I think it's worth it. >> because that pack cuz the price tag was. on it was. was 500.

>> I think that's what it said. >> Yeah. $500 for just a packet of [ __ ]. >> But that's not the real price. You know. that. I put fake prices on those. >> So, how much was the TRE one? >> I think the Tier Enri card was like 36. bucks. 40. and the the the rookie card he gave me. for free. And that box set I think. literally was 1999. I think I spent like 65 bucks. >> Thank you. Appreciate it. I really do appreciate. it. No, it was. >> I'm going to throw them in a [ __ ].

>> No, it was more. >> You want me to throw them in a [ __ ]. fire? >> No. Stop it. >> Look at me right now. Yeah. >> I will throw them in a fire. >> Sure. I don't care. >> Are they the real prices? >> No. >> No. >> I'm going to throw them in a fire. >> Do it. >> Okay. Cuz that's not worth anything. Henry one is don't do that. >> Please don't do that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That one was not cheap. Please don't do. that. >> Okay. But but is it the right Anyway, let's move on. >> But the rookie card was free. I will say. shout out. The guy was friends with Cho. and he was like he's like you want to. He's like can I give this to you to give. to Bobby as like an included gift? And I.

was well cuz I'd sp we'd spent enough. money that he was like can I give you a. free gift? >> Wow that's a huge one. >> Well he was super ready. >> That's the most excited one exciting. >> Well he's also a big fan. So he was like. is this cool if I give you a gift to. give to him? I was like that's [ __ ]. awesome. He owns the store. So he was. like, "I'm gonna give you a rookie. card." He goes, "Bobby, you'll know who. it is." And I said, "Okay." So I put it. in the thing. >> It's so good. >> It's awesome. >> It was, you know, the one card was like. a deep cut and it was like in my mind, I'm like, Andrew is doing research. >> Yeah. You should just said that. He.

says, "I was being very mindful. I did. some research.". >> Well, I did research on where to go to. get a collectible that I was looking for. for you. So that is true. But he helped. me with the other side. >> All right. I'm going to go down to. >> Did I try to go get a TR wreath for You. know what I really tried to buy for you? A signed jersey from TR. >> I don't want that. >> Oh, framed on your wall in your room. >> I don't do that. >> You don't want that? >> No, I'm not like [ __ ]. >> Well, then I'm glad I didn't buy it cuz. >> like a Midwestern like this is my man. cave, dude. I'm alpha male, dude. Look, I got [ __ ] Troy Aken [ __ ] signed. whatever. Whatever. You know what I. mean? I don't like that.

>> God, you're such a [ __ ]. >> in a deer head. I I shot that in the. woods with my father, grandfather, and. father when I was 17 years old. >> You don't like those fans? >> No. >> So, you don't like. >> I love them. Okay. >> I'm just not that kind of guy. I'm beta. >> You're very beta. You're very sensitive. and soft. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I listen. You want to. know the posters I have in my room? >> Sure. >> I have a poster of. >> Depes Mode. >> No. Peter Sers and Shirley Mlan together. >> framed. Right. >> Okay. >> I have a photo of um Brian Ferry.

singing. >> Okay. >> Okay. I have a photo of I have a really. cool cool Lou Reed one on on the street. Mhm. >> I have a photo of Tashira Mafoon in his. underwear doing a cheer. >> H. >> Why? >> It's like a. >> Is that at a party or is a posed photo? >> It was at a party. It was just. >> like It was a candid photo of him. partying. >> Yeah, >> that's kind of cool. >> Yeah. What else do I have? A couple of. movie posters, but you know, I'm not You. know, I'm not You know, I have like a. deer head on my wall. >> I don't think that's the. >> I have a dream catcher.

>> Oh, that's close to a deer head. >> Yeah. Yeah, I have a little dream. catcher. >> Has it caught any of your dreams? >> All of them. >> Really? saving money. >> Have any of them come true? >> I hopefully not cuz they're all. nightmares. >> Wait, really? >> Oh, yeah. I have nightmares. >> Isn't dream catcher supposed to. encompass your catch your dreams and put. them back out into the world? Isn't that. what. >> I think it catches nightmares? >> Well, I'm pretty sure Yeah. catches them. before it goes into your head like it. >> You should know this, dude. You were on. reservation dogs. >> Did you not pay attention to anything. that those guys said? >> I never even shook their hands. >> You never shook one hand? No, I'm. kidding.

>> No, he's kidding. >> I love them. >> Rank your gifts. Here we go. Let's get a. gift. >> All right, so number one, Andrew. Thank. you. >> Number two, I have to say, Gene Hong, >> what did he get you? >> He got me um those um AirPods that. translate language. >> No, the AirPod 3s that just came out. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Did you you try it? >> No, they're still in the box. >> You're never going to use it. >> When I go to [ __ ] Mongolia or. something, I would. >> When you going? >> I I go to Mongal every year. >> Every year you go. Is that where you go. in? >> There's a hut out there, dude. >> I don't think you're going to use that. >> And I love eagles. >> Big Mongolian eagles. >> Yeah. Yeah. I love Mongolian eagles.

>> And their beef is good. They're delic. Well, the Mongolian eagle meat is good. >> That's what Mongolian beef is, isn't it? >> Yeah. I have one of those skyow I have. one of those hand you know those eagle. hand mut mittens. >> It comes. >> everyone needs one of those. Absolutely. >> Right. Right. You know what? I I also. have um you know how the [ __ ] fight. [ __ ] fighting the [ __ ] the cat the. little roosters. >> I have the little knives and the elbows. >> Oh, the elbow knives. >> I have a collection of those. I collect. weird things. But my point is is this. Let's rank down the [ __ ] gifts. >> Me Gene Hong, >> right? And then um.

>> what did he give you again? >> The AirPod pods. >> It's not that good. I mean, it's nice, but it's okay. >> Now, that being said, you now it's going. to go down. >> Way down. >> Yeah. Well, so three was um I have to. say Sarah Highland, my ex-girlfriend. >> Yeah. >> She got me some weird [ __ ]. >> She's She's cool. That's why she. >> she got me this weird Japanese. It's. like a vintage uh toy from the 70s. >> Wow. >> Right. And it's just like this weird. Asian doll.

>> She goes, "Let me let me take it out.". She takes it out and there's a button. and it goes, "Hi, >> a little tiny Asian doll.". >> Yeah. As a karate. >> that goes up to number one. >> Yeah. That's great. >> That's pretty cool. >> That's really cool. >> Yeah. And then um. >> but it's a little scary. It sounds a. little. >> It's a little scary. Her gifts. Um. >> and then. >> just give me dead last now. You can't go. four, five, six. >> Okay. I'll I'll give you dead last. Uh. and it's it's nothing against him. >> It must be. It must be. >> So Sandy Danto.

>> Oh wow. >> He shows up two hours late. >> He was pretty late, but he I think he. had his kid with his thing with his. kids. >> Oh, really? Kids again? >> Well, he showed up. >> Yeah, >> that's big. >> Itchy bones. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my kids have. shivering eye disease. >> That happened. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm going to call I'm going to call Sy's. uh kid I'm going to call Sandy itchy. bones from now on. >> So he goes, "Here, dude. Happy birthday. I know you like these.". >> What is it? >> And I could tell it's dream water. You. know what dream water is? >> No clue. >> Dream water is what you go to the. airport and you can, you know, you go to. like any of those stores.

>> Yeah. >> And it's a, you know, melatoniny drink, >> right? Like a Yeah. >> Right. And it came in a box, but the box. was so tattered and torn that I knew. that he probably bought it 10 years ago. on the road. >> Never never gave it to anybody. >> Never gave it to anybody. He's like, I. know you like these. It was like the. most tattered I've ever seen any box. >> You mean it's like brown and you know. what I mean? >> I love that. And I was like sat in his. car. >> and I just like, >> "Okay, cool, man. Thanks.". >> Yeah. What did he say when he gave it to. you? Sorry, man.

>> Happy birthday, man. >> Birthday, dude. He had he told me he had. 20 tattoos and he never used to have. tattoos. I said, "When did this happen?". He goes, "Honestly, dude, I just started. getting them. My wife and I wanted to. get tattoos and then overnight he goes, I filled my arms." His arms are filled. with tattoos. >> I've never seen him. >> He had so many tattoos. >> He's always wearing like long sleeve. shirts. >> I know, but I was shocked. Wow. >> I think it's time for me. By the way, I. had a I had a daydream the other day. >> Did you get a tattoo? >> I think it's time. >> I I think a neck one is time. >> That's insane. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's insane. I'm not going to say very.

funny guy. >> Always long sleeves, though. >> So, he always suit coat. >> Look at suits. >> He dresses so great, though. >> Yeah. The kid's got great style. >> He's got great style. >> Fancy. You don't have a tattoo either. No. >> Isn't it time to get a tattoo? >> No. >> Come on. >> Yeah. What are you going to get? >> I don't know. You have to dictate it. >> Well, I mean, you love the Bears. >> Not that much. Oh, let me let me. >> It's got. >> I don't know. A cute just golf club. >> Just one little Yeah, but right here. >> Yeah. Smaller even right there on my.

>> And just thin like thin lines. That's. what I. >> thin lines. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like your Arsenal. Uh. >> I don't have an Arsenal one. I'm going. to get How about this? Cuz I'm. >> I thought you had an Arsenal. >> I want to get one. I want to get an. Arsenal here. >> What are you going to get? The the. cannon. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then you get a golf club. We'll go. No. Yeah. That's pretty cool. >> That kind of looks like a scar though. >> Yeah, it looks like a scar. Yeah. Uh, too thick. >> That's also poorly done. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What does that say? Papa. That's a. little creepy. >> It's a little creepy. >> Can I write what if I write daddy with a. golf club? >> That's for you. A golf club on your.

shoulder. Daddy. Danny. >> Something. What about your wife? Something about your wife or something? >> Like a just like a like something that. reminds me of her on me? >> Yeah. Or a little. >> I'm trying to think of what that. >> Do you have a Do you have like a little. funny thing that you call her like. pumpkins or. >> I do. >> Yeah. What is it? >> I have a nickname. >> What's a nickname? I'm not saying. >> what's up with this guy that killed this. girl and they found her in the trunk. >> I wouldn't even know. >> It's so dark, >> dude. This guy named David. >> He's a rapper in LA. They found his.

Tesla in a dumpy yard. >> I heard. >> And a year went by. He They found the. body of this girl he killed a year ago. It was s She was sitting in a car for. that long. >> So where was the Tesla? In his driveway? >> No, it was in a dumpy yard. In a. junkyard, right? >> Well, but they also interviewed the. neighborhood like the neighborhoods that. he lived And they're like, "Oh, my dog. would always like sniff at the car." And. there was a foul stench. >> So, he kept her in the car for a long. enough time. Then, he turned it into. like a empoundment lot and it just sat. there. >> and what a what what a bad what what a. bad criminal. >> Well, let's not kill Let's not.

>> Don't do that. But I mean, but if you're. going to But if you're going to think it. through Yeah. Yeah. >> Like, you know, you got to know, you. know, like the wolf in um. >> in in Piction. Yeah. Yeah. You need one. of those guys. You call that guy. They. take the Tesla and they crush it in that. the [ __ ] crushing machine. >> and it's gone forever. >> It's gone forever. No, >> this guy didn't do his due diligence, I. guess. >> Yeah, you just leave it there. >> Also, I listen to some of his music cuz. I'm not familiar with them. >> Good. >> Um, no, it's bad. So, they should get. him. >> I got to get him. It's terrible. [ __ ].

>> Yeah. What would you do though? How. would you do it. >> if I was going to kill you? >> No. No. But how to hide a body? >> H Well, you've obviously thought about. it. So, do you want to. >> d No, that's why I'm asking now. I've. never even thought about it, >> you know. So, you know, what does one. do? Is there. >> Okay, let's say here's a scenario. Someone attacks someone you love. >> Which one? >> Someone hurts your mom now. >> Oh my god, forget it. >> Now you're a renegade and you go to. Arizona to kill this person. You find. him. You kill them. You call me. >> Well, my brother would kill him first. >> He How is he going to get a ride to. Arizona? >> He has a car.

>> It's never going to make it. I've seen. that thing. >> It's brand new. I bought him one. >> Wait, >> I just bought him a new car. >> Yes. >> Why'd you do that? >> He's my brother. >> You buy me a new car. >> You have name the cars you have. All. right. All right. Jay Lento, >> you could buy me and Andreas a new car. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. No, you don't. You know what? Because that wasn't on. >> All right. And then to sign this, I'm. >> You know how annoying that is? I. actually said to him, I go, "You're. going to need a new car at some point.". He goes, "I'm going to ride it till the. wheels fall off." His car has 270,000. miles. Oh my god. >> But it still runs well. Even though the. engine light, check engine light. >> But it smells in there cuz those cloth.

seats after like 20 years. They There's. so much stuff in those seat. How many. times have you hooked up in that car? >> I don't hook up in my car. >> You've never hooked up in your car when. you're in high school? You never hooked. up in that car? >> I don't really hook up with people in. high school. >> Mone. You never hooked up in a car in. high school. >> You've never hooked up in the backseat. of a car. >> I have, but not my car. >> You're a [ __ ] dude. >> You're a [ __ ] dude. >> You're weak. >> You go in their car. >> I have be a gentleman. >> Whose car? >> Uh there's one girl at after we saw at. the Americana. It's. >> so funny to [ __ ] Whimo.

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today. Go to talkspace.com/badfriends. and enter promo code space 80. >> Um, my mother gets murdered. >> Your mother gets murdered and you call. me and you go, "Dude, we need to we need. to take care of this guy." I I of course. >> already already I wouldn't do that. >> You wouldn't call me. >> No witnesses. >> You would. >> No connection. I don't want to connect. you to the crime. >> I I' If somebody hurt your mother, I. would. >> You would never help me, dude. >> What are you talking about? Is that. real? You really believe that. >> murder? I don't, as a friend, I wouldn't.

want you an accessory to murder. >> Well, if your mom is dead and you're. going to go on a hunt to kill this. person, this show's over, so I might as. well [ __ ] I'm going to get away with. it. >> You're never going to get away. >> I'm going to Google it. >> Is that GBT head? >> You're going to end up like David. >> No, I'm David. No, >> you're going to end up just like one. step ahead of David. >> Really? He can dance. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You have no steps. He's got steps. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Give me what you're going to do then. The guy that you go to kill. >> Okay. Give me the scenario because I. don't even know what the scenario is. Some random guy. >> Here's what happened. Your mom Your mom.

was playing Py Gal and she took the. table. >> She's good at Py Gal. >> She's killer at Py Gal. And there's a. guy there. >> Well, then I have some questions. >> Huh? >> Is it an underground tournament? >> No, no. This is public. It's at It's at. It's at um Talking Stick, the casino. right near your mom's house. >> She's at the stock talking stick. She's. by herself. >> She's in a room at a at a Py table. It's. late at night. There's two or three. people at the table. >> Who are the people that run the table? Uh, there's a short um there's a short. little tiny black guy who's who's really. good in his. >> be Puerto Rican. >> There's a short little tiny Puerto Rican.

guy who's really good. He's in his. mid60. >> Now it's fun. Now it's fun. >> He's divorced. >> The second guy. >> Okay. Then there's another man there, a. mysterious man. >> White. >> Got to be a white guy who just moved to. Arizona. >> He has underdeveloped hand. >> Both of his hands? >> No, just one of them. >> One of his hands is a claw hand. >> Not just claw. It's just like a nub with. just two fingers like like peace. >> And and they call him peace. >> cuz every time, you know, he weighs. people think he's doing the peace. >> Yeah. Peace, man. >> But he's just saying hi and bye. >> Okay. I like it. I like it.

>> He's got one leg much longer than the. other one. So it's hard for him to. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. He kind of walks a little. >> People look like Well, he's got good. rhythm to be honest. Yeah. >> That's why he's the. >> people can see this guy coming too. Yeah. Yeah. You can hear his shoe. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And so this guy has it out for your mom. because she's killing the table. He's. got his mortgage on the line. He loses. it. He's waiting out for your mom by the. car. He's smoking a cigarette. >> and he thinks, "I'm going to rob her cuz. she killed it tonight. She made $50,000. cash.". >> So he. >> This is making me so angry already.

>> He tries to rob your mom, but he acts. >> Oh my god. This makes me so angry. >> I know. What are you going to do? >> Oh my goodness. >> Well, I'm setting you up. What do you do. now? >> Did she die? >> Yeah. >> How? >> He pushed her. She fell. >> Oh, that's it. >> She's 100 years old. Oh, yeah. Okay. And. then so how do I know about it? >> It breaks on the news in Arizona an an. elderly. W456. Uh welcome back to the evening hour.

Tonight a woman was killed out at. talking watching it. An elderly Chinese. woman was killed tonight at talking. stick after playing py. Her name. Bobby Mom. [Laughter]. >> That's good. >> She was murdered. She was killed in the. parking lot of the Talking Stick Casino. This is the This is the suspect on the. run. Photo up. You see where he is? He's.

somewhere in rural northern Arizona. >> What's the photo look like? >> He's leaning. >> Well, it's peace. We know what he looks. like. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> he's seen last in Flagstaff, Northern. Arizona. >> His name is Doug Peace McGovern. >> Doug Peace McGovern. >> If you have any information about him, please call the Arizona hotline. >> The first thing I would do is call my. brother, not you. >> Wow. >> Cuz you're not going to help me murder. >> I I think you're I think you're you're. grossly underestimating what I would do. for you. I really think you are. But I. bet that's fine.

>> No. No. Don't change your [ __ ]. >> I'll call you. >> If you don't want my help when you kill. somebody, don't [ __ ] call me. >> No. go to prison with me cuz we could do. the pod in prison. >> Really bad friends. >> Bad friends live from LA County Jail. >> Yeah. Yeah. And um. >> in the middle of the show, some guy's. like, "You boys ready for your ready for. lunch?" I'm like, "Yes, sir.". >> Yeah. >> I call you. Ding ding. Ring ring. >> Hey, Bob. >> What's going on? Are you okay? >> My mother was murdered. My mother was.

murdered. >> Your mother was murdered? >> Yeah. It was just on KT. Whatever the. Yeah. >> Oh my god. I'm so sorry. >> I think his name is Peace McG McGovern. or something. >> Are you telling me Peace McGovern did. this? >> How do you [ __ ] do you know Peace. McGovern, dude? >> He killed my mother. >> That's it. I'm coming over. >> Yeah. What did he do to your mother? >> Oh, yeah. I remember. >> I hung up. >> I know. But whenever you hang up. >> talking No, I keep talking because you.

know you hang up too early. I do. >> and I want to I want to keep talking. Yeah. I spent hours after you hang up. talking. >> I hang up so fast on everybody. I always. love to hang up fast. Listen, what are. you doing now? You're you're calling. your brother. Be real. You call your. brother. >> I call my brother and my brother already. is going to be livid. Like out of his. mind. >> Yeah, of course. Somebody pick me up. He. picks me up. We'll go straight to. Arizona. >> You going to drive or fly? >> How if the cops can't find him, how am I. going to find him? >> You have to take revenge in your own. hands. Have you never seen Taken? Have. you never seen. >> Yeah, but I don't know how to do any of.

that. I show up to this crime scene. in the back of what? Chopsticks Casino. What is it? >> Chopsticks Casino. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm wandering. around. I And there's the the yellow. tape. >> Yeah. >> You know, my brother and I have. flashlights. >> You come Well, it's the lights are on. >> But I mean, you can have flashlights if. you want. >> We have to have flashlights. >> Well, the lights are on. >> I have to have a pad. >> You should have a pad. A legal notepad. >> Yeah. Yeah. And um I'm dressed like um. >> you right now. You're not changing. >> I have to change. >> You do?

>> Yeah. You're going to buy a suit? >> No, I have to change like Sherlock. Holmes, like 17th century English. attire. >> Beautiful. >> Hello. >> Hello. >> I'm here. You know what I mean? >> We have notes, flashlights, and then. it's like, what am I? I don't have the. technology to get fingerprints that. >> Let's say that you did find him. >> Okay, good. >> How do you kill him? Guy that kills your. mom. >> How do you find him? >> We find out his address. >> Well, how do you kill him? >> Oh my god. >> What do you do? Well, first of all, I'm. going to have to have a conversation. with my brother.

>> You going to use that Chinese water. torture kit? I buy I finally come to. use. >> I was saying to my brother, Steve, all. right, I know you're going to I don't. know why you have the machete, but um I. go, we want to torture him. >> Yeah, you got to slowly torture him. >> Yeah. Don't just go swinging. >> No. >> You know what I mean? >> No. >> So, what we'll do is we'll um Well, I'll. tell you what we'll do. >> We'll capture him. >> Yeah. You got him. >> I'm going to rent a warehouse somewhere. in Gilbert, Arizona. That's a big I mean. right now the prices are through the. roof but yeah it's fine. >> I would spend every dollar that I have.

>> How many square feet are we talking in. this warehouse? >> I don't know about square feet but. probably 500 by 9. >> 500 ft by 9 ft. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> It's an odd layout but I do like it. >> It's very narrow. >> It's a long hallway. >> 500 by 9 is a long hallway. >> Yeah. Cuz there's going to be a lot of. running. >> back and Oh, you're going to make him. run back and forth. This is actually. very smart. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. >> 500 by 9. >> 500 by. >> If anybody can please draw this up this.

torture chamber that's 500 ft by 9 ft. >> also actually very intelligent because. the 500 looks like there's hope down the. road. >> but the 9 ft is that's you know what I. mean? >> Yeah. >> So he can he's got a little bit of. space. >> Well no but the 500 fluctuates. >> gets shorter as we. >> No. It's like one of those remember like. in Star Wars that the the trash can. machine the. >> Oh the closes in like that. That's what. it kind of looks like. >> Yeah. Yeah. closes in and out. >> That would give you nightmares. >> Nightmares, dude. >> Like a long and. >> neon lights, no windows, though.

>> And so what we'll have at the very end. of that hallway, right, is a surg. surgical table. >> Oh, a surgical table. >> I'm going to What? >> I I I I I don't get it yet, but I'm. >> a surgical table. >> I didn't get it. So, I was like, "Ooh, yeah, that's good. Why is that there?". >> Yeah. I'm no doctor, right? Neither. >> But I will hire a black market, right? Surgeon. A surgeon. >> Okay. >> Sure. >> And what we're going to I'm going to say. to this guy, I go, I'm going to pay you.

$1 million. >> What? >> You a million bucks to do what? >> You'll see. >> Oh, >> right. We're going to knock him out, right? And we're going to give him. female genitalia. >> Oh, free. For free. >> For free. >> For free. Not that. But he probably. doesn't want it. >> Maybe he does. How funny. He wakes up. He's like, "Perfect.". >> Yeah. >> It's exactly what I needed. >> Wow. I've been gambling so I can get the. surgery. >> It is the only reason I I gamble. >> I should have killed your mom. Well, I'm.

glad I killed your mom because now I get. this. >> Now I have what I want. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so. >> you're going to remove. >> his genitals. >> I think you make him genitalless as a. whole. He has nothing like a Barbie. thing. >> He has Barbie's a Kendall, >> right? >> Or you can put anything as a genital. replacement. >> What could you put in place? >> Or what's No, that's good. But you know. what's worse? M. >> you give him no openings, >> right? >> Oh, I just stitch him up. >> Right. So the pee and the poo, it just. gathers inside his mouth. >> Stitch him up. Stitch him up. Yeah. Yeah. And he just bloats into this.

poopy. >> It's a good horror movie. >> Stitch him up. >> The beginning of nothing, man. Stitch. him up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have to. force feed him. >> Well, yeah. A tube. And you blend it. >> through the throat. >> Right. >> Right. Tube wet throat. >> Can you imagine this doctor's like You. guys got me doing way too much. the. doctor. >> No, he'll leave after the surgery. >> I'm a black market doctor, but I have. other stuff to do. >> Just this is what I would say to him. Dr. Malo. Mamalo. >> Yeah. Malalo. >> Mamalo. >> Dr. Malalo. >> Dr. Mamalo. >> Where is he from? >> What?

>> Dr. Mamalo. >> Somewhere in the eastern northern. region. I'll tell you that right. >> Somewhere northeast. >> From a different place. >> Dr. Malalo. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I say just put the put. the tube in. I know you did the bottom. surgery. Thank you for that, but thank. you so much. Here's the money. Right. She put the tube in. Just let me know. how to put the food into the tube. >> How funny. When it breaks, you have to. call him. You're like, "Dr. Malo.". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The tube is un disconnected. I You're. going to have to come back to. >> Yeah. And so then once he then we'll. just He leaves and then my brother and I.

for like a week. >> we'll just be feeding him. >> Wow. >> And watching. >> until he pops. Eventually he's going to. pop. >> He'll pop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You going to film the pop and put it on. IG? >> Tik Tok. Yeah. >> Yeah. Tik Tok that. >> Yeah. Yeah. But what do you think of. that? >> I think it's a great torture and I would. support you. Unfortunately, I mean, >> all right, let's go to you now. >> If somebody killed my mom, >> can I give you the scenario? >> Go for it. I know you're already. building one up, >> right? Um, your your stepdad's out of. town. >> Business trip. >> Yeah. Well, he's retired, but yeah, I. got it. He goes back. He gets He. unretires.

>> Yeah, he unretires. He gets a job he. can't refuse. >> He gets What is the job? What's he. doing? >> It's some sort of repair job. I know. he's not good at that. >> He loves repairs. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's. like a plumbing, lighting, electrical. big electrical. guy. >> Yeah, it's a bunch of stuff. And they're. like, "You go, we'll give you 500 grand. >> Jump back. >> One day of work, we'll fly you out first. class.". >> Wow. Got to do it. >> But here's the tick kicker. >> Uhoh. >> It's not even real. >> It's the killer luring your stepdad. away. >> It's a ruse.

>> It's a ruse. >> Wow. >> He shows up in Louisville airport, right? No one's there to pick him up, >> right? >> Meanwhile, your mom's alone at the. house. >> Oh, no. >> Yeah. And there's a man that comes in. >> What is he doing? He's doing He's. dancing. I'll tell you that. He dances. into the house. I'm so sorry to say. >> It's pretty bold. >> Yeah, he does like a MC Hammer dance. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. >> And he has a tomahawk.

>> Is he native or is this is. >> No. Oh, this really from Dances with. Wolves. >> Very disrespectful. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's very. disrespectful. >> Right. That's what cultural cultural. cultural appropriate murder. cultural. inappropriate murder, >> right? And he unfortunately throws the. tomahawk at your mom's leg. Mom's leg. just slices right off. >> She's screaming. Then he makes a. makeshift tourniquet. >> Oh no. >> And then so she doesn't bleed out. >> Oh, he helps her. >> Has to do more torture. >> Oh no.

>> Then he has some sort of medieval. mallet. >> My guy just pushed your mom down. My My. Your mom just broke her hip and died in. the parking garage at talking. I'm. sorry. >> Jesus, get it over with. >> All right, just let me do one last part. >> No. >> Anyway, >> mallet in the head. Anyway, um so then. you get a call from the cop uh um. Chicago cops. >> Hey, >> hey, we found a murder over there in. your mother's house. >> What would you do? >> Your fatter's out of town. We got to go.

though. We got dinner. >> What would you do? >> I mean, would I definitely would take it. into my own hands if anybody hurt. anybody in my family. >> You would. It'd be it'd be. >> if. >> you caught the guy, what would we do? Let's just get to the catch. >> So, catch you got to catch first. You. can't kill cuz kill is too weak. You got. to catch the guy. And. >> look what I did. >> I know. >> You know what I mean? >> So, I'd cut off his feet. So, he. >> Oh, that's always a good one. >> Little nubby guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And then I'd slow every single day goes. by, I'd cut off each finger. So, each. finger slowly gets cut off. >> Can I Can I have all the limbs? >> You Yeah, I'll save them for you. >> It's arts and crafts.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Bobb's waiting. I'll do something. waiting on a FedEx. He's like, Andrew's. FedEx is still not here. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I did two day. Why would you ship me. limbs today? I didn't. I couldn't. Same. day was expensive. >> Oh, so um um packet of ice. >> And then and here's what I do. Cut off. his little fing Oh, a packet of ice. I. cut off his little cut off a finger a. day. Cut off his feet. So he's he's got. nubbies. And then eyes. gone. >> That's always good. >> Eyes absolutely gone. >> How do you put them out? With a spoon. >> Ooh. Hot spoon. Hot stove spoon. >> That's good. >> Hot stove spoon.

>> Hot stove spoon. Scoop it right out. >> Scoop them out. >> Do you want the eyes or should I throw. them away? >> Keep the eyes. Keep I'll keep the eyes. >> Hot hot hot. Oh, an ice cream scooper. >> Ice cream scooper is better. >> It's perfect. >> And then you fill it with pistachio ice. cream. >> Each of his eyes is pistachio ice cream. >> I'm just throwing it out there. >> Well, in case I do rocky road pistachio, >> right? >> Yeah. Oh my god. >> So good. Yeah. >> And then, >> you know, he'd be freaking be like, "What the fuck?" You mean. >> I have a drip. >> It would be so itchy. >> Itchy and and just the coldness of the.

ice cream in his sockets. >> and he can't itch it out cuz his nubs. can't. And then I And then I have to cut. out his tongue. So, he really can't say. much. >> Keep the tongue. >> Nope. Cut it gone. He can't say. anything. And here's what I do. >> Ship that. >> I'm shipping the tongue. And then I'm. gonna get a tattoo artist. One of the. best in the world. Yeah. I'm gonna get. like Dr. Woo or somebody incredible. Yeah. You know, >> Kon D maybe. >> Sure. Kefon D. And they're going to. tattoo all over his chest. >> an unbelievable amount of racial. epithets. Like, you know, like a. swastika, the n-word all over him. Just. like the most foul stuff all over his. body.

>> I hate blacks. Right on his chest. You could go further. >> You can. And then I'm going to drop him off like. in Die Hard. Right. Just like that. So. he has no way to speak or walk or talk. tell everybody what's going on. And I'm. going to drop him off in the middle of. the worst neighborhood in the world that. I can find and let them eat him alive. slowly but surely. >> Oh, >> he'll never make it out. But I'm also. >> I'm also not killing him. And here's. why. >> Why? >> Because you want you want someone to be.

able to have vengeance. Cuz then that's. a good movie. That's a good second. movie. If he comes back for me now, it's. a film. >> Well, well, he has no eyes. >> They thought they killed me. >> And there's no nubs on his feet. Nubs on. his feet. >> They thought they killed me. >> Wow. >> I seek revenge. >> Imagine if you tongueless. Yeah. And he. comes back for me. >> Yeah. >> That's another That's a second movie. Like old boy. Just like Old Boy. Old. boy. >> Just like Old Boy. >> Wow. What's a good idea, dude? >> We got really dark and deep there. >> I'm so sorry. >> Me, too. I hope no one ever hurts. anybody that we love. >> No, but we'll never do that.

>> But we will kill you if you mess with. our mom. >> Yeah. Just I mean but I think I think. people can relate. I think that's a. no-go. >> Your mom is it's the one. >> you can't touch the mom. Dad fine. >> Dad. >> Yeah. Dad. >> Yeah. >> No. No one. >> Sibling is bad too. >> But just something about your mom cuz. it's your mom. It's your mommy. >> Oh my. The helplessness. >> My mom's 80. >> and she's just laying there. You know. what I mean? Oh. Alone. Oh my god. It. makes me so angry. >> Oh, there she is. >> Oh, there she is. A sweet, sweet lady.

>> Yes. What a sweet lady. Okay, good. Put. it. >> Hold on. Look. Pull that up again. Is Was there two cameras taking pictures. of her? >> What do you mean? >> Well, she's looking one way and then the. other way. It feels like there was two. cameras. >> Okay. >> She didn't know which camera to look at. is what it kind of. >> Can I tell you Can I tell you something? >> So, one camera was dead on the other one. was to the left. >> Can I tell you something? This is. something you don't know. And I can call. your mom, right? So, when my mom was. >> All right. >> Can I be honest? >> You started that whole war 3 years ago.

So my mother when she was seven or eight. years old, right, she had chronic. pneumonia. Okay. >> She she she got pneumonia all the time. >> Yeah. No, but she had this one sickness. where her left eye. >> the pupil went all the way so you. couldn't even see it. >> It What do you mean the pupil went like. out of. >> like it was it [ __ ] her up by her face. so bad she went her eye went into her. [ __ ]. >> what? >> Yeah. It was like that when she moved to. America, but also growing up in Korea. >> That's why it's the best country in the. world. They're fixed now almost. >> Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, um when she um as a kid was. teased and bullied because of that eye, >> she was. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like chronically. It was. bad. >> Well, thanks. I'm glad it's at the crux. of And then I know. And then let me. finish. Right. She comes to America and. my dad had a little bit of money and. when she met him, he got those that eye. fixed. >> He said, "I want to fix your eye.". >> Yeah. So, that's now the result of it. You can make fun of her all you want. >> I do. Yeah. >> I know. But, you know, >> Well, you make fun of me, too. You make. fun of my mom, too.

>> Yeah, but your mom's perfect. >> That's exactly right. >> Yeah. >> No, your mom your mom your mom got it. all fixed out and I'm glad that it. >> No, but you still make fun of her, right? And it's [ __ ] crazy. >> Well, I have to. It's insane. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have to. >> I'm mom all the time. >> In fact, in fact, I go out in public. probably 10 times a day that's been. mentioned. And then you got to go right. that but your face is not really that. happy. Your eye look at that. You're. like, "Good.". >> I get it. I get it every day. I didn't. know when I. >> That's not your mom. By proxy it is and.

I love her so I love her dearly. >> Yeah. Anyway, >> I can't believe you never told me that. story about your mom's eye. Unless it's. [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> It's not [ __ ] That's real. >> You do [ __ ] stuff like that. >> It's 100% real that that happened. >> Uh I mean it's very traumatic for her. >> Well, it's terrible then. Why didn't you. say that when we started joking about it. years ago? >> Cuz we're a comedy show and I thought. you meant well. But now you keep digging. and digging at my eye. He brings up the. photo that Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, "Look at that eye." One away. And I'm. just telling you, D. >> Well, we love your mother. I'm the one.

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>> It's funny cuz we don't value them. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> He's He is. >> You want to edit things? >> That's awesome. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They're the best. So, you don't mind. being locked up in a small dark room? >> No. I prefer it. I like when they like. everyone goes on set and they like deal. with all the chaos and then they send it. to me and then I sit by myself and I do. it. >> You like that? You like. >> I prefer that. Yeah. >> What's your name? >> Emma. >> Emma. Emma. Emma is here. >> You're from Connecticut? >> I'm from Boston. >> Boston, Massachusetts. >> Boston, Connecticut. Boston, Connecticut. She was from Boston, but. goes to Quinnipak in Connecticut, which. we visited. Your beautiful campus.

>> Yes. It's lovely. >> It's a nice Yeah, >> that's all right. >> What do you think of LA? What do you. think of LA? So, Emma, you um you you. have you gone to any nice restaurants? Have you experienced LA at all in a in a. fun way? >> Like yes, but no. We've explored. downtown a lot. We've gone to all the. touristy areas and my internship is in. Beverly Hills. So like that's the only. nice part that I've seen. >> Didn't I give one of your students money. so they can have dinner? >> I think we're going to do that. I think. I might do that tonight. You know what I. mean? Yeah. >> They keep coming because. >> as a group they should. >> They know you might give them money. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Emma, so the dream is to be an editor. >> and and do you know that this guy edits. this show, this little the fancy, and he. does a very good job. Do you wa Have you. ever seen this show before? >> I've seen parts of it. Yeah. >> Yeah. Part of it. That means Tik Tok. >> Yes. That. >> I know what that means. That means Tik. Tok. We're big with kids on Tik Tok. >> Yeah. It's like I don't have the. attention span to watch like pieces. Right. Well, you're an editor, so you. spend the time watching other [ __ ]. >> Exactly. >> I'm the same, too. I don't watch whole. things, >> including this show. >> You watch? >> I've never seen the show. >> But that's not You do watch whole.

things. You watch films all the time. >> Yeah, but if I'm not a part of it, I'll. watch it. >> Right. She's not a part of this. The. [ __ ] are you talking about? Yeah, but. >> young people her age don't watch. anything anymore now. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> They don't like anything. >> You don't watch film. >> I like I do, but I feel like films are. getting longer. >> See? >> Oh my god. >> They don't want to watch anything. >> What are you talking about? >> And they're actually probably getting. shorter. I bet you like they feel like. they're getting shorter. >> The popular ones lately have been. >> Have you seen Dr. Javago? That's like. four hours long. >> They're getting statistically they're. getting longer on average.

>> Oh wow. You're right. >> Weird. And this is the only one. It's. not like I like I have ADHD, but it's. not just me. >> Well, look at that. everyone's. >> they were around 90 minutes in the in. the 30s and then it went up to about 130. minutes peaked out in the 60s then it. dipped in the 80s and the '9s which I. love the 9090 minute you know whatever. the back in the 90s the comedies that. were 100 minutes perfect you know. >> but they are peaking yeah. >> but then right now we're pe no we're. kind of on average we're actually going. back down technically so so boohoo. >> sit around do enjoy a movie.

>> I do enjoy. >> what's the last movie you saw. >> I feel like I feel like the group of us. watched something recently. Oh, we. watched Pitch Perfect, which is not. >> brand new movie just came out 15 years. ago. Emma, >> Pitch Perfect. >> Well, it was on cable. We have like the. TVs in our rooms. >> This is going to make me sad. She's. going to keep telling me how awful this. place is. >> It sounds like a prison. >> It's It's nice. >> You have no You guys have no money. >> Yeah. >> Well, it need internship right now.

>> They're 20 years old. They're in school. Yeah. It's tough. >> I don't remember. So, like you have a. bank account? Yeah. >> Okay. Do your parents help you? >> A bank account? >> I don't know what the [ __ ] deal is, dude. Sorry for swearing. >> She has a bank account. She can. >> Do your parents Do you ever call Do you. ever call your parents like, "I need. money?". >> No. >> And they never give you money. >> They like will offer it sometimes, but I. don't like to take it. >> Wow. You're one of them. >> Are you making your own money now? >> Yeah, >> you are. >> I mean, at this exact moment, no, because my internship's unpaid, but I've. like. >> unpaid in internship is was always the. biggest scam of all time to Hollywood.

We all did it, but it's insane. Yeah. >> They're like, "You do the same amount of. work, but you don't get any of the. money." And you're like, "When do I get. the money?" They're like, "If we want to. give it to you.". >> That's crazy. Mone's been on an unpaid. internship for a couple years now. >> That's pretty wild. Do you enjoy working. for them? >> Yeah. >> Are you cut are you cutting or you. prepping and stuff? What are you doing? >> No, I'm doing like a lot of intern like. duties, which is like running the social. media and stuff, but they're letting me. like work on like giving like feedback. on the trailers and stuff. It's really. like good. It's worth it to have the. experience. It's just hard living in LA. cuz it's so expensive to not be making.

money. M. >> yeah. >> Do you Do you see yourself living here? >> No. >> Or New York? >> She's going to go to New York. >> She's an East Coast kid. You're East. Coast? >> I I like it here. I wouldn't stay here. long term. I'd live here for like a. couple years. >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, exactly. >> What? >> Yes. >> People from the East Coast, they're so. delusional and crazy. >> Can I Let me make my piece here. Yeah. >> All right. >> LA is the best city in the world, I. believe. >> Yeah. I don't think I don't think it's. the best city in the world. What do you.

think it is? Madrid. >> What's the best city in the world? >> Madrid's pretty great. >> Wait. In United States. >> Well, that's not the world. >> Okay, let's just. >> Best city in the US. >> Yeah. >> New York's up there. >> New York is way up there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Chicago is way up there. >> Yeah. New York's beautiful. All right. Chicago's good. >> Look how gorgeous. >> But here's what it's the weather. >> The weather is the best here. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> San Francisco should not be on there. Look at all that poop.

>> Poop. >> San Francisco. San Francisco is still. great. >> No, I love it. It's poop island. >> Great restaurants. But um LA, I just I. can't you you'll never move. >> I can't. You won't let me. I want to. >> I know. You're staying here. >> It's the hardest thing in the world. Whenever I said this the other day to my. wife, whenever you fly here, when you're. coming back from the East Coast and you. get to Colorado, they're like, "It's. going to be bumpy over the Rockies." It. always is. And then they go, "All right, strap in your seat belts and uh we've. got about two hours left." left. You're. like, "Two [ __ ] hours?". >> Yeah,

>> we just did 2 hours. We got to do it. again. >> Yeah, >> we're too far. Yeah, >> that's my biggest problem with this. place. It's way too far. >> Not from Hawaii. 5 hours. >> It's far from everyone. >> Okay. >> All of the country is that way. Everybody's that way. >> Not my people. >> You don't. I'm your people. >> Hawaii, dude. Have you been to Hawaii? >> No. I wish. >> What? Have you ever been on a vac a nice. vacation? >> Yeah. >> Where' you with your parents? >> Yeah. >> Where'd you guys go? Puerto Rico I I. would say is the best event. >> It's an island of garbage.

>> It's a I mean. >> that was really dead on. >> You know who that was? >> Big. >> It was a comic Tony. He joked around and. called it an island of garbage during. the. >> What was that? I don't even know what. that was. >> It was um MG. >> It was a rally. >> He called it an island of garbage. It. was a joke. He was. >> But it was at the um. >> Island of Square Garden Square Garden. >> Yeah. >> Hulk Hogan was on it. Get me to island. of garbage, brother. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, what what your dream is? To become.

an editor. Um have a family maybe one. day. >> I do. >> Yeah. >> Well, you're 21, so like life is so. bright now. There's nothing getting so. free. >> I wish you could like, you know what I. mean? Like borrow people's younger. people's blood. >> You stick around Hollywood long enough, you'll just you'll get it, >> right? You know, just give you a couple. more extra years. >> That's why everybody's getting kicked. off the air cuz they're all blood. drinkers. >> They're all blood. >> I love that. That's like a real thing. that that people rum rumored they said. that they're like they're drinking blood. of babies. >> Yeah. I've run into people that said.

that. Um. >> that's what the Hollywood Reservoir is. filmed. >> I know there's a cabal you and you guys. are a part of a cult. I go really. >> mild. >> Yeah. And they go but and I always ask. am I in it? They're like no I don't. think you're in it. Right. >> Right. Then I go then I'll ask like but. what about so and so? No. But then you. get to a point like what about Bill. Burr? Yeah. >> And they're like, "Uh, >> cuz he's that famous.". >> Yeah. But I'm like, "Yeah, he would. never do that.". >> Is that what you think, >> dude? Baby blood is warm. Give me.

[ __ ] warm baby blood. >> Dude, I sit down for me. >> Guys, give me [ __ ] warm baby blood. >> Yeah. >> At noon. >> Do you know who Bill Burr is? Yeah. >> Do you like standup comedy? >> Yeah, I watch it sometimes. I I We saw. your show. That was really good. >> What show? >> The at the comedy store. >> Oh, you guys went to a live show. Oh, they came down the main room. Oh, you. guys saw that? >> Yeah, it was awesome. >> Who was that not good? >> I don't want to say that. But Dax, we'll. bleep it out. Don't make her feel that. way. >> All right, >> Dax Flame was so good. >> We love Dax.

>> That was hilarious. I didn't see it. coming. >> Emma, so we know your dreams. We know. your hopes. >> Yeah. >> Uh, you're 21 and you're living in the. arguably the most uncomfortable part of. Los Angeles in terms of walking around. at night. You don't feel safe, >> do you? >> No. >> Yeah, please don't walk around at night. >> Yeah, >> we just met, but I really do. things I. have seen being here just like what it's. been two weeks maybe three. >> Yeah, it's crazy. And like like I'll. look out on my balcony like I saw like I. saw some someone with one leg like. throwing scooters at people.

>> Oh, that's that's Caleb. >> Yeah, Caleb. >> I love that guy. He's actually very. sweet. >> Yeah, >> there was a guy kind of near here that. throws ebikes into the LA River. >> Yeah. >> And then the fire department was there. that yesterday and I talked to the guy. and I talked to the firefighter. I was. like, "What are you guys doing?" They. had a hose out and they were training by. they were he was doing hose training. exercises like unplugging plugging and. they were shooting into the LA River and. I go, "What are you guys doing?" He. goes, "Training." And I go, "What's up. with all those bikes?" He goes, "Dude, the more we take out, the more they keep. putting in. So, we're not doing it. anymore.".

>> Wow. >> Because these homeless guys, they throw. they find them and they throw them in. the [ __ ] LA River. Yeah. Look, that's. them. They just Dude, they just huck. them over the side. >> Like scooters and stuff. >> Ebike scooters. They'll throw Why? >> Because they're homeless and they're. upset and they're Yeah. Right. That's. where right there by Frog Town. >> Wow. Dude, it's I the literally the the. firefighter was like, "We stopped taking. them out because we would have to take. them out. It's a pain." And then to the. next day, there'd be four more in there. >> Wow. >> There's a homeless taking a stand. against ebikes. >> He had no leg. >> Yeah, he only had one leg. He was in a.

wheelchair. I don't know how he was. throwing them. He was throwing them far, too. He was throwing them like at. people. He didn't reach they didn't. reach them. But. >> they got good strength, those. oneleggers, just like the guy that. murdered your mom. Peace. >> That's right. >> That guy was a bad boy. Maybe this could. be the same guy. >> Maybe. Also, uh there's a robot that's. been stuck in my neighborhood. They. weren't allowed forever. You know, the. ones that self-d deliver. >> I love those guys. >> Those They all have names. >> Yeah. This one's Kenny. >> Oh, Kenny. >> And And he's been stuck at a light pole. in my neighborhood. >> And I don't know what to do. But I But.

honestly, the sun is roasting him all. day. Yeah. >> And it's dying now. The lights are dying. on it. >> Oh, like Wall-E. >> It is like Wall-E, dude. >> It is like Wall-E. >> Good. I love the eyes that they put in. Look, it helps. And they blink. >> Yeah, they blink. >> They do blink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And the eyes are slowly dying. I can. tell it's dying. And I And I want to. help it. >> And I always say hi. I don't know why. >> Yeah. You say hello. >> I let them go in front of me. >> Yeah. Me, too. And I go, "Hi.". >> I like how they stop really abruptly. when they don't know what's in front of. me. >> And I always go, "I'm sorry." Like, it. doesn't [ __ ] know.

>> No, it does know. >> You think it does? >> Well, it's recording everything at all. times. That someone someone's watching. back some of that footage. >> I don't like those things. I put [ __ ] in. front of them or juke them out. >> You're a bully. They're taking jobs from. real people. No, they're not. Dude, you. don't have to tip them. >> Get these robots out of here. >> Someone had to program it, fix it, upkeep. That's three jobs, right? >> And that lost 50 people delivery jobs. >> You're an oppressor. >> You're an oppressor. That's how they. felt like. >> robots are oppressing us. >> When when immigrants started coming to. America, they viewed it like that. That's.

code. Immigrants are losing jobs. >> How is that not an immigrant? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Does he have a sense? >> One day, there's going to be a sentient. being. >> His name is Jay. He's not an immigrant. >> It's Hi, May. Imagine if Ice starts. busting these boxes. >> Yeah. >> Today on KTL, today Ice takes down. Jamie. Hi, >> please. No, just delivering food. Please, please, please, please. >> Nice try, Jamie. >> But you know, >> on the [ __ ] ground. >> shooting that thing up. >> Yeah. >> Bad. >> Are there Whimos in Boston?

>> No, I've never seen one until I came to. LA. Now, when you saw one, if people. don't know, a Whimo is a driver. >> self-driver driverless car. It's It's. Uber without a driver. It's a car just. drives you. They suck. >> Did it shock you when you saw it or not? >> It did. I saw them at first and I just. thought they were like weird looking. cars and then I looked in and there's no. one in there. >> You know, you know the bad news about. this, right? Cuz we're Valley boys. We. live here in the valley. >> They're coming to the [ __ ] valley by. next year. >> But, you know, >> they're mapping it out right now. So, it's happening. I wanted it only in the. city. Fine. What's up with your [ __ ].

[ __ ] against oppressing [ __ ] robots. >> taking jobs from people? >> I I was a driver. I was a FedEx driver. I support drivers and and the working. man. >> Yeah, you're the working man. You quit. after like a month and a half. How long. did you do it? >> Well, I worked till I got my unpaid. internship and I had to take all my. FedEx savings and drive out here. >> with the same car. >> Let's go back to Emma. I'm not Emma. Do. you like a guy like uh Con is close your. age? Is this kind of guy someone if you. saw him would you trust him at a party? Would you go I like this guy. He seems.

trustworthy if you saw him. >> I mean, do you want honesty on that? >> Yeah, the mustache is always a little. >> The mustache is always a little iffy, right? >> But so far, you seem fine. He seems. >> But he But the mustache at at glance go. you. What do you think? You think perv. >> abuser? >> Not not specifically him. It's just the. idea of that specific. known for that, >> right? >> Is he cute? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. Wow. >> Yeah, she has to. >> Yeah, I do. >> Why? >> Cuz we're here. It's, you know what I.

mean? She doesn't want to hurt his. feelings. >> Okay. Okay. >> I have to. >> I think you are cute. Cuz I've had girls. say McCon's cute. >> and. >> Thank you, Emma. I appreciate you, but I. don't want to [ __ ]. >> Don't give him anything. Say thank you, D. Thank you, Emma. Emma, you're the. best. Give it up for Emma. That's Emma. >> Send in another victim. Let's see. somebody else. Emma, I hope you make it. I know you will. You're going to be a. great editor. >> You're going to make it. You're going to. make it. Yeah. >> By the way, if we need more editors, right? >> Yep. >> When she comes out here, if we need one. Well, you don't want to move to LA. >> Hey, I can edit remote and I'm willing. I'm willing to live. >> We could. We seriously could use her if. we need her for something. All right,

we'll talk to you, Emma. >> Okay, Emma, thank you. >> We need a guy. Oh, look at this guy. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> We're getting two. >> Two. Yeah, we have two for one. Two for. one. >> Two for one. >> All right, we're going to guess their. names based on their appearance. >> All right. >> Uh the f the guy's name is He looks. Eastern European. >> Yeah, right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> he does look Eastern European. And his. name is. >> Toque. >> Toque. >> Toque. >> T O K E. Toque. >> You're to dude. And this young lady. looks uh she looks like just an East. Coast girl. Willow. Willow. Willow or.

Willow. Uh or O. >> Willow. >> Willow with a W. You get Willow and I. get Toque. >> Cuz you look very toky. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And what's your real name? >> Ben. >> Close. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And your name? >> Sam. >> Sam. >> That was close. >> Sam and uh Sam and uh what's your name? >> Ben. >> No. Toque. I like to. >> Yeah. >> All right. To Yeah. >> And uh and you guys are Quinnipiac. How. old are you guys? >> I'm 21. >> 21. Same. And then you guys are in the. graduate program. What do you want to. do, Toque? >> Um, I want to find like stable income. I.

think that'd be cool. >> Oh, [ __ ] These kids, >> you know, you know, >> these kids these days, they want to. work. >> Yeah, but it's it's a it's a tough job. job market. >> I know. I was being facitious. Yeah. No, it is very hard. I'm saying. >> I'm sorry. Ben, you know. >> No, no. I get I get it, Ben. >> All I've been told is it's it's hard to. like get a job. So, you know, >> and and how has it been? >> Uh, you know, I've just had internships. What are you doing in the in the world. of film? >> Um I'm with Seven Ekis right now. Yeah. >> Oh, you work with us? >> I I do. Yeah. >> What do you do? >> You're interning? >> Yeah, I'm I'm the intern there, you.

know, like like Richie. I saw he was on. the podcast the other day. >> Yeah. >> Don't get any ideas. >> to. >> you have thin fingers. I like that. >> Thank you. >> Okay. >> Is that like a good thing? >> It could be. >> If you're Shopan, >> are yours? >> Yeah. Yeah. No. >> If we need you to pick a lock or. something. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And how about you, Willow? What do you. aspire to be and do? >> Um I've enjoyed producing. That's been a. lot of fun. >> Been a producer. >> Yeah. You kind of have a producer vibe. >> You have a producer vibe. >> You know why? Because she's even keeled. She's got that very like balance. Anybody. >> not a good one like Kathleen Kennedy? >> Oh, really? >> Oh, yeah. Like a whip.

>> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My way or the highway. >> Secretly. She's She's insane. >> Yeah. Right now it hasn't flourished. yet, but you're going to be a bull. >> Okay, I'll take it. >> That's you. >> Do you have bully inside of you? Can you. be mean? >> Um, >> look at that face. I ruined Star Wars. I think I've like raised my voice at. someone once. Like not including like my. brothers cuz of course, but um. >> Yeah. Jerk. >> Yeah. No, I don't I don't like. confrontation. I'm going to have to get.

over that. >> We're going to learn. All right. So, you. you and I are working. You're a. producer. Him and I are on a film set. You have to be You have to scold us. >> Scold you? >> He's a lighting guy, right? >> And I'm And you're we we're behind. schedule. >> and I'm sound. He's lighting. >> and we're just chilling. No, we're just. in the back alleyway smoking. I mean, >> remember trees? >> Yeah. >> Right on that mud pot. >> That mud pot, >> man. >> Um, excuse me, guys. >> Yeah. What's up? What's up? What's up, lady? What's up, woman?

>> We don't have any more cigarettes, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. You guys are done. now. If that's okay, we're going to go. back inside. We're going to do our job. and we're going to have a great day. >> What? >> What? >> Who are you? Who are you? >> I'm the producer. >> What? What producer? I don't producer of. this film. >> Oh, for the movie work we're on. >> Yes. Yes. Top dog. Top hire. Um, so I'm. going to need you guys to come back. >> Top dog. That's you. >> Yep. That's me. >> That's me. It's nice to It's nice to. meet you guys, but we got to got to get. back in.

>> Yeah. Well, you know what? Hey, lady. Can I just say something? >> Please, >> Skip. Uh, >> yeah. Thank go ahead. >> We'll get there when we get there. >> Yeah, we'll get to it when I have your. paycheck. So, if you want that, you're. going to have to come with me. >> Oh, you're extorting us. >> Oh, you're threatening us. >> Okay. All right. I could I could do this. all day. You guys want your job? >> We can do this all day, too, lady. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Pretty good. >> I got to go inside, man. >> You should be more stern, though. >> That was good. >> Yeah. I'm going to have to work on it. This is great practices. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Cuz you got to do it like you got you. got to you got to talk like you're one. of us. >> So, uh like look, I'll be the executive. You be you be you be smoking. You know, you now you it's just you. I'll show. >> Can Ben be in it? >> Yeah. Toque. Toque can be in it. >> To it. >> You and T together. I'm going to show. you what to do. All right. You You're. guys, you're out back and you're on. Smoke Break. >> Hey, Toque. >> Yeah. What's up, Bobby? >> [ __ ] this project. >> That's what I'm saying, right? >> It sucks. >> [ __ ] Jake Gyllenhaal.

>> Don't for. >> Hey, boys. Hey, guys. Guys, guys, guys. >> How are you? >> What's up, man? We're smoking. >> Oh, I know. I know. I love smoking. Smoking's rad, huh? >> Yeah. It's [ __ ] awesome. >> Yeah, man. Don't you want to smoke. everywhere all the time? >> Yeah, we do. And we also we also want. our privacy so back up. >> Tell me about it. Tell me about it. Tell. >> I told you to stand up for yourself. To. >> tell him off, >> to that's his name. >> Yeah. To Yeah. >> To you're fired. So Bobby, I'm going to. need you back inside now. Or you're. fired as well. >> Are you fired? >> Yeah, I fired. You see how quickly he.

got fired? >> Your [ __ ] mouth. >> You see how that's how you do it? >> That's That's how you do it. >> Yeah. You just You bully him. You got. it. And you got it in you. >> Okay. >> All right. So bully us now. really. [ __ ] hit us hard. >> Yeah. >> I want you to [ __ ] just. >> make fun of us that you have to. >> You have to. You're Kathleen Kennedy. >> You're KK. >> Let me say something. This movie is $300. million. >> 500 million. >> Yeah. 500. And right, we're behind. schedule. >> No. >> Tom Holland's waiting on set. >> No. >> Yeah. Also, who else is it?

>> This is And um Tom Holland. >> Tom Holland. And uh. >> Huh. And what's the kid from [ __ ] uh. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know anybody's names. >> Yeah. Yeah. Tim Zena. and Timothy Shalam. >> They've been waiting for days. Camera. operators, >> right? We're ops. We're supposed to be. on. We're supposed to be shoot. >> Are you guys excited about this, though? >> So, we're smoking now. >> Oh, okay. My bad. >> You know that produ You know that produc. What's the producer's name? >> Who? Linda. Whatever. That lady, that. lady with a hair. >> Oh, the little blonde. >> Hey guys. Hey guys.

>> Oh, here she is. Here she can put those. down now. >> No. >> No. >> Okay. >> Okay. Cigarettes. Let's tap cigarettes. >> I'm going to need you to do that or I'm. going to need you to leave. >> Uh, >> whoa. Excuse me. >> Who are you? >> I'm the producer. >> What's your name? >> My name's Sam. What's your guys' name? >> Sam, you can't go up. >> You can't Yeah. She went, "My name is. Sam." It was very sweet. You're not my. friend. You got to bully us. >> Yeah. >> You go. You go. Do you need You don't.

need to know my friend. >> You Sam, let me just put this into. perspective. Okay. >> I need like a notepad. Here's I'm going. to put you. >> need to ignore all of these notes. This. is all This is [ __ ]. >> You're Cleopatra, right? And we're just. dudes building the pyramid. >> God, that's so harsh. >> What? >> You're That's how you have to think, though. >> I get it. >> Right. We're just one of 20,000 people. building. You're the queen of Egypt.

>> Yeah, you're the queen of Egypt. >> No, no, no. I to me everyone's on the. same. >> that you're not going to be a producer. then. >> That's not right. No pyramids will be. built. >> No pyramids are going to get built. >> No pyramids are going to get barrel. built. You have to be a bull. >> Now we'll do it again. >> Again more. >> So anyways, >> you know who I can't stand? >> What? That. >> that guy to that we used to work with. >> [ __ ]. >> Hey guys, >> he sucks. Hey, >> I think Hey guys is even wrong. >> Hey guys. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hey guys, what's up?

>> Excuse me. Is that better? >> No. >> No. >> Guys, listen up. >> Guys, listen up. >> I have my job back. >> Yeah, actually. Okay, if you guys don't. put those down, I'm hiring Toque. >> Yeah, that's good. That's good. >> To is really bad at his job. You could. have Toke, >> but Okay. You going to fire me? >> Yeah. >> Okay, we'll just claim racial. discrimination. >> How are you claiming that? >> Oh, to you see any other redheads on. set? Toque? Yeah. >> Emma. >> Emba. >> Emba's my editor, actually. >> She's in this. She's in studio.

>> She's on set today. >> She's not. Oh, she's on set. >> She's on set. >> My daughter's on set. >> Yeah. >> M Dog, >> listen. You're going to be a producer. You're going to be a great producer. >> Thank you. I I actually really like it. um out here and with school because I'm. trying a lot of different things. Um so, it's it's really a great experience all. around. >> And to I got to tell you something. >> Yeah. >> Be careful out there. >> I will. Okay. >> Why are you saying that to him? Cuz I. want to say the same thing. >> I you can feel something. He's a little. troublemaker. He's a little bit. Stay careful.

>> Stay careful. >> Why do you think I'm in trouble? >> Well, you wore a jacket and it's 96. And that was a little dead giveaway that. something's a foot. And I I don't know. what it is, but I thought to came in. here with a jacket. It couldn't be. hotter outside. Literally, >> it's normally very cool in like the. building. So, I want to like prepare. >> at at 7. It's cold. >> And I'll tell you another thing. To. >> your face is very peaky blinders. >> Peeky blinders. >> Peaky blinders. >> Hello, T. >> Yeah. Like a hood rat from England. Yeah. >> Are you Can you do a British accent, Toque? >> I don't think so.

>> Try. >> That's you, dude. >> Toque, say, uh, >> what should I say? >> Where where uh, where's the party. tonight? >> Where's the party tonight? >> That's pretty good. >> Pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Very good. >> Party. >> Where's the party tonight? >> Embody that character right now, to what. are you trying to do again in the. business? I forget. >> Yeah. Embody that guy. >> Uh, I'd like to do like marketing, advertising. >> Advertising. >> Very good. All right. So, sell me this. Sell me this show. >> Um, you know, you got Killian Murphy. That's a pretty big name right there. That's a great. >> Well, I mean, >> can I just say something?

>> I mean, we're production company. You. don't open with whoever starring in it. >> You need to know what the project is. >> What's the project? >> Okay. So, it's about these British guys. and it's it's not in the modern day. It's like I I don't know what time. period it is. >> Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh, can we have a. little meeting? >> Yeah. >> He doesn't know the time of the movie. >> Interesting. >> He could just make it up and lie to us. >> They're gangsters. I know that. >> Oh, we're listening. >> We're listening. >> Yeah, we love British gangsters. Yes.

>> Criminal activities. >> They do criminal activities. >> So, time period. Could it be in the. future? >> Uh, no. It's like in the past. It's. >> Oh, it is. >> Yeah. No. How far into the past? >> How far? >> Let's say the 1920s. 1940s. Maybe. >> 1920s or 40s. >> Big gap. Big gap. >> Somewhere in that 20s. >> 1920 to 1940. >> Time jumps though, you know. >> Oh, you do a lot of time jump. Oh, time. jumps. Okay. And now And now the show. takes place in where? >> London. >> In central London in 1920. >> 1920.

>> Is that right? >> I don't know. >> Dude, you got to pitch it. You lied. >> It just kind of does take place in. central London in 1920. >> Very good. Very good. To. >> you already lost the room. >> Yeah, it's over. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'll pitch you this show. >> Okay. Ready? >> No. Pitch No, pitch me a different show. >> Okay. >> That you make up. >> Oh. That I a new show. Yeah. >> All right. All you guys are the. executives. >> Yeah. >> Thanks for having me today, guys. Great. to be here. How's everyone? >> May I? >> Hi. How are you? >> Good evening. >> Oh, good evening. >> My name is uh Skip Libosi.

>> Mr. Libosi. It's wonderful to meet you. and send your constituents over there. >> And um introduce yourself, please. >> Hi, I'm Willow. >> Hi, Willow. >> Your last name? Willow. >> My last name? >> Yeah. What is it? I feel like we're. familiar. Maybe we met. Willow. What's. your last name? >> Willow Evergreen. >> Willow Evergreen. >> Willow Evergreen. Anyway, and sir, what's your name, sir? Uh uh to. >> took Smith toka Smith to Smith. He's he. also stutters.

>> Anyway, anyway, >> I will say to Toka, I do appreciate the. fact that your parents being very Anglo. Smithians giving you a unique name. I. like that. >> He's Bulgarian. Let's move on. Um. >> so have a movie. >> What's the movie, sir? >> Do you guys like. >> Who reps you? >> Huh? >> Who reps you? >> Unrepped. >> You're unrep. How did you get a meeting. to Toa? How did he get a meeting? >> I didn't schedule him. >> Who? Willow, did you schedule this guy? He has no reps. >> How did he get a meeting with us? >> Well, your your assistant read my script.

that I sent in and loved it. So, they. >> You did, Willow? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. No, I I thought he had something. and I I figured he should. >> Miss Evergreen wrote it. >> Really? Yeah. >> Unbelievable. Because, you know, you. bumped Aaron Sorcin for this. >> He's still out there in the hallway. >> I know. Anyway, go ahead. >> You guys like Girl Scout cookies? >> We love Girl We We've been talking about. doing a Girl Scout cookie movie. What's. your favorite flavor? >> The mint. The mint one. >> The mint one. Yeah. >> Okay. >> I like the peanut butter one. >> You do? Yeah. >> Willow, shut the [ __ ] up. >> Willow, shut the [ __ ] up. >> The movie I'm pitching is called Thick.

Mints. >> Okay. Not Thin Mints. And it's about a. uh Girl Scout leader, a very beautiful, sexy, thick woman uh who uh trains young. Girl Scout women to kill men. >> Wow. >> Who have done her wrong. It's almost. like a uh it's a female empowerment film. and all the while they're selling. cookies to make money to fuel their. their revenge on all these men that have. done them wrong. >> My god, >> it's pretty great. >> You like it? >> They're young children that murder.

>> No, no, they're Girl Scouts, but they're. all grown women by this point. Now. they're just avenging their death. through the Girl Scouts. >> So, they train the children to kill. >> Mhm. >> I don't know if that's going to market. well. >> Why to express yourself? >> Interesting. Well, um, you know, I don't. think it's going to appeal to the. general audience, like child neglect. >> Well, I like it. >> Yeah. So, >> this is Hollywood at its finest. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> This is Hollywood. One guy in the room. >> Intern. Shut the [ __ ] up. >> We like it. >> Yeah, we like it. >> I, by the way, great movie.

>> It's a great movie. Thickman. >> Very good. >> The Girl Scouts are trained to to take. to take revenge on men who have done. them wrong. >> Amazing. >> All right. Well, we'll say thank you to. Toque and thank you to Willow. You guys. are [ __ ] amazing. We love you. Give. it up for these guys. You can join the. others. Do we want to take one more for. fun? >> Two more in general. >> Oh, get them over here. >> Hey, get them in here. >> Yeah, get them in here. Guys, you guys. are the best. Thank you. And good luck. on everything. >> Thank you. >> Hello. >> You going to be capot the rest of the. time? >> How are you? >> What's your name? Oh, wait. Let's guess. Hold on.

>> Yeah. >> Her name is. >> Slovankia. >> Slovanca. >> Slovanka. And his name is. >> Tweet. >> Tweet. >> Tweet. Slovankia and Tweet. >> Yeah. >> And your real names are. >> JJ. >> JJ. >> JJ, when we said tweet, I don't like. your reaction. >> Got a little defensive there. >> What does JJ stand for? >> Jeffrey Jr. >> Jeffrey Jr. Cuz your father's Jeff. >> That's true. >> That's the big J. >> You're little Jeff. >> You have Vulcan. >> What? Have Vulcan?

>> You have a Vulcan vibe. >> Kids got great teeth. >> Great teeth. >> Kids got great teeth. >> Great lips. >> Yeah. >> Is that weird to say? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> I mean, no. Oh, if he has nice lips. See, he likes he's playing him a. compliment. I don't think it's that bad. >> Slovankia. >> Sloankia. What's your real name? >> It's Giana, but I go by GG. >> Pretty close. >> GG. >> To be honest with you, that's in the. world. Slovankia. Giovana. >> What's your like what's what European. country does your family come from? >> Italy. >> Um, Italy. France. I I don't know like.

exactly. >> Yeah. No one's doing 23 and me anymore. after they saw. You put your mic closer. to your mouth. I'm not allowed to do. those DNA tests. >> You shouldn't do them. They're dangerous. and silly. They have your blood for the. rest of time. >> They can like frame you. >> They have your DNA. >> Oh my god. >> You're afraid of getting framed. >> I leave my DNA in every hotel room I. ever stay in. >> Gigi, are you afraid of getting framed? >> No. No. I. >> Do you have anything to cover up? >> No. >> Okay. Is she being honest, do you think, JJ? >> I think so. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't buy it. >> Yeah. >> What do you guys want to do in the biz?

>> I want to go into editing. >> Do you want to be an editor as well? A. tough competition with Emma, huh? Yeah. What about you? >> Um, I think I'm going the AD route. >> AD ads are great. Smart. That's very. smart. An organizational person. >> You're a people person, right? >> Maybe. >> Well, that's AD. You kind of have If you. ever AD something that I'm in, if you. call the film, if you call me in too. early, we're going to have a problemmo. >> What is up with their [ __ ] They don't. know about time. >> They do. >> They don't.

>> They do. >> Then why do I have to wait 4 hours? because they're lighting and they. relight and then they change the where. we're shooting and you know how this. [ __ ] thing goes. It's a nightmare. Who out of the crew hangs out the most? >> Well, Toque and I are have been. roommates in college. >> So, T and you go back. >> Yeah, we go back. >> Do you like to? >> I am a big fan of him. >> You guys are good friends. >> Do you guys do Night Whispers? >> What? >> You night whisper when you sleep and you. and you. >> You guys do night whisper. >> You go to. >> It's more like. >> What are you thinking about? >> Say to.

Yeah. What you thinking about? >> Grilled cheese sandwiches. >> Yeah. >> I really want one real bad. >> Oh, I wish we had a kitchen. >> You have a kitchen? >> They do. >> We do. >> We have a kitchen. >> What? But we have a kitchen. >> Kitchen. Do you have Is there cheese in. here? There's probably no cheese. >> Wait, do you have a fridge? >> Yeah, >> they do. >> We have a fridge. >> [ __ ] fridge. When did we get a. [ __ ] fridge? >> Do we have a grill? >> Do we have a grill? >> They do. >> No grill. What the [ __ ].

>> We have a grill. No, he said fourth. floor. >> Fourth floor. We have a [ __ ] grill. >> On the fourth floor, we have a grill, right? So, do we have cheese and bread? >> We can do it. Let's do it. Let's make. it. Do you do that ever with toque? >> No. >> Oh, okay. You don't whisper at night. >> And who do you live with? >> I live with the girls. But I have. >> All the girls live together. >> Yeah. But I have my own room cuz there's. three of us. So, >> there's three girls. You all have your. own room? Obviously. >> Here's what we're going to do. >> I'm going to give you guys money. >> I'm being real. >> What are you laughing about?

>> No. Okay. >> If you want to give money. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But you guys are going to [ __ ] get. dinner tonight. >> Okay. >> On us. >> On us. >> Do you have any cash on you? >> Yeah, I got cash in the bag. >> Okay. >> I'll give you some cash. >> We'll give you some cash. You guys going. to get a nice dinner. Okay. On the we. treat. >> What's that? Like what's it in your. mind? What's a nice dinner down? Is. there a nice dinner downtown that you. know of? >> What do you guys usually eat eating. downtown? Because everything closes down. there. >> But on the way from here there are those. places they go to Bob's Big Boy. I don't. know. >> No, I know. Yeah, that's true. We've all. been like kind of cooking a lot.

>> You cook a lot. >> We're like doing like frozen meals. >> Frozen meals. Cooking and frozen meals. >> Not tonight, baby. Right. And if you. take the cash and not don't get a meal, I'm going to have a problemmo with it. >> I'm not problem with it. You can do. whatever you want. >> No, no, not me. Your money. >> You're spending You're spending on a. meal tonight on us. >> Thank you. >> You know, you're shady right now, Slovakia. >> Okay. >> What do you think? First thing out of. her mouth, she was like, I don't want. them to I don't want them to frame me. So, she's obviously got some weird. chick. >> She has some weird trust issues. I just. got social anxiety. >> Oh, you do? >> Oh, you do? Oh, I'm sorry.

>> I'm glad we put you on the show. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I didn't know you Well, >> no. This is a good exercise. >> This is good. >> We have anxiety. >> Yeah. You know what's great? >> What you wouldn't think. >> I'm anxious now. >> I'm full of anxiety. >> You have terrible anxiety. It comes in. different forms. >> We'll do some improv exercises then to. get you through it. >> Let's do Let's do one. See if. >> you want to do You want to try one? >> And you want to be an AD. And what do. you want to be again? >> Editor. >> Editor with Emma. That's right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's do an improv exercise. Okay. You're doing a TED talk.

>> Okay. >> Okay. >> So, let me say. >> a Tina talk. >> Yeah. A You have to be very confident. Even though we're going to give you a. topic, >> you have to pretend you really you're a. professional. You know what you're. talking about. There's thousands of. people in this room. They paid money and. they're here to hear an expert on a. topic. >> That's right. >> Okay. So, you're going to go up and. you're going to say you're you're going. to make up a name. You know what I mean? where you're from and you're going to go. into the topic for like a minute. >> and and the technology. >> Well, what's the topic?

>> Well, the thing you invented. was uh you were the one that that. decided that the box uh at street lights. that goes wait or walk walk. That's you. >> Yeah. >> That's actually your voice. The original. one was your voice. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, you were the girl that invented wait. go walk. That's you. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Do you know what I'm talking about? to. talk about that for a minute. >> Yeah. One minute. One easy minute. >> Yeah. Yeah. And so I'm going to. introduce you. Okay. Ladies and. gentlemen, lights down. And um um how.

about a round of applause for our. presenter for this evening. [Applause]. >> You don't clap for yourself. No, you can. if you're really excited about your. project. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah, I am. Um. >> Slovakia. Sloonia. >> Sloonia. Um, and I have invented. something that you have all used in your. life many times. >> Oh, what is it? I wonder what it is. What is it? >> It's actually the crosswalk box that. says wait and.

>> and it tells you to walk. >> That's what she invented. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> No. Listen. Listen. I'm serious. >> Think about this. Okay. >> If this wasn't a thing, >> we'd all be getting hit by cars. >> Well, we not really. Yeah, I mean we. have we can we can see the green red. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> No, we need. >> this is a very important thing that is. in every city in every state and I'm.

everywhere. >> Okay, can we we have Can we have some. question? We have some questions. Can we. ask some questions? >> I like how we gave her a great invention. and she somehow made it sound like it. was not worth it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like for some reason now I'm. I'm like God that is not that's not as. thought about. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It was invented for the for the blind. >> Yeah. I mean. >> it was you know that it was invented for. blind. >> Yeah. To help them get across the. streets. That's why you hear go so the. the noises echo each other so they can. find out how far it is and where they're. going. But you hate blind people. You.

said that on the show. The first thing. out of your mouth is I hate blind. people. >> No. You did a good job pitching. Very. good. I actually really liked it. >> You want to do one? >> Really? >> I think I think you should. I think. >> I think you should. I think you should, >> you know, she said she has social. anxiety and she really powered through. it and and I think and I applaud you. That was [ __ ] great. GG G. >> Yeah. >> All right, let's go JJ. >> JJ and GG. >> TED talk or No. >> Yeah, he's got to do a TED talk. And. what did he invent? You two tell him cuz. I did hers. >> Okay. Um, bubble wrap.

>> Oh, this is fantastic. All right, ladies. and gentlemen, your presenter for the. night, JJ. >> Thank you. Um, you know how like you order. something and then uh it gets damaged on. the way? >> That happens to me. Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Like human bodies. >> Oh my god. Yeah. Body parts always get. dinged up. >> What if you had a wrap made a bubble to. stop that? >> What do you mean bubble? I don't have. bubbles. They float and they pop like. little kids.

>> We already have that though. Is this the. guy that invented it? >> What did you do? What? What do you mean? >> I did bubble wrap. >> Oh, you you invented bubble wrap? >> I did. >> Really? Yeah, dude. This is They're not. turning into a TED talk. It's turning. into like an answer question. >> What are you talking to the [ __ ]. speaker for, dude? >> There's only two of us in this room. >> I mean, my god, he didn't sell any. [ __ ] tickets. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It seemed like a Q&A. >> I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You invented bubble wrap. >> And what gave you the in what gave you.

the instinct to invent something like. that? >> Um, well, I ordered like a TV and then. it shattered on the way. So, I thought. we need better protection in like the. postal system. >> Smart. >> Very smart. >> Smart. I don't know why you're ordering. TVs through the postal system, but. >> outside of that, I think it's fantastic. >> Yeah. >> JJ, you're going to make a great ad. someday. >> Very good ad. Yeah. >> And you're going to be a great editor. Who's better at editing? You or Emma? Be. honest. Go fast. Go. Honestly, don't. even think about it. >> I haven't really seen much of her stuff. >> We need to have an edit off. >> Oh, slam. >> Let's have an edit off. >> Slam to Emma.

>> Oh, that was a slam. Oh, I didn't really. see stuff that she does. >> Yeah, that's right. >> I don't like the stuff that she does. That's a little down there. >> I mean, she's asked. I just kind of. don't want to see it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, she does edit. Not that I know. >> I mean, I've seen it from afar. I don't. think she's doing it right. >> A lot of other people say she edits, but. I don't I don't Not that I know of. It's. not really my thing. >> All right. Well, uh JJ and GG, we. appreciate you very much. Thank you. >> Thank you so much for coming on. >> Thank you guys. Look at that. They. passed. Did they get a grade for that? Did they pass some sort of test? >> Yes. >> Um let's say this. Uh we uh. >> thank you for all your birthday. condolences.

>> Yeah, that was great. Can I say an honest thing real fast? >> A truthful thing. >> No, it's the wrong word. >> Yeah, >> he didn't die. He died on his birthday. >> I want to say I want to say something. genuine. >> Am I dumb? >> Honestly, am I dumb? >> No, you're. >> No, be real. Am I dumb? >> You're an artist. >> Why? Cuz I say Okay. Do you think I'm. dumb? >> Yeah. >> You really do? >> No, of course not. >> All right. I wouldn't do something with.

you if I didn't think you were. intelligent. >> Are you being real? >> Yeah. If you were a [ __ ] idiot, I. would. >> I mean, I I could freak. Yeah. >> Here's the thing. I think you are what. we call an idiot savant. >> Meaning you're brilliant in your own. very specific way. >> Yeah. >> And and by the way, that's that's what. makes you so special. I'm not smart, but. >> you're bright. >> No. An idiot savant refers to an. individual with mental disability who. also demonstrates extraordinary. abilities in specific specialized area. That's fact. >> The term is now considered outdated and. potentially abbleist. did not know that.

>> Instead, preferred the more respectful. term individual Savant syndrome. Sorry. >> I like idiot. >> We'll go back to Yeah, you're an idiot. >> That could also be a special name. Idiot. Savant. Uh, I just want to say this. I. want to say thank you to everybody who. watched my special White Noise on Hulu. and Disney Plus or wherever you get it. It's all over the globe on Disney Plus. Hulu in North America, I believe. I want. to say thank you. It means the world to. me. I know the world is chaos right now. Uh, and I'm glad that we can make comedy. that lets people forget about all of the.

nonsense in the world and just have a. laugh. So, thank you for watching White. Noise. It means the world to me. Thank. you. And also, >> thank you for being a bad friend. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. [Music]. Woo! [Music]. Woo! [Music].