In the Presence of a Movie Star | Ep 259 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends m movie star I'm in the. presence of a movie star and I'm so. stunned by you because you're a movie. star I'm a pres of a president I'm in. presence of a president yes you are. little Chinese boy sing to me you throw.

out things that don't make no sense so I. throw out things that don't make no. sense to you you know the presence of a. movie movie star. president ladies and gentlemen welcome. back to bad friends I'm in the presence. of I'm in the presence of superar movie. star star I'm a little movie star but. this guy's a superstar Brad George CR. Brad Pit Andrew Santino they're in the. same level. George come to me how funny would it be. if George.

what is who's calling you Johnny Yang. Johnny oang Johnny Jim o Yang's brother. he's my he's my haircut can I answer it. yeah sure okay getting your haircut soon. getting your lettuce sliced oh you hung. up on why did you hang up go go ahead. call Johnny Yang back sounds like a. character from Mortal Combat Johnny Yang. wins finish him Johnny. Yang hello hello hey how's it going. go come on oh my God.

uh are you a about. tonight what uh tonight for no not. not this sorry sometime this week oh. this week okay what time what time what. time you go uh I'm a driving right now. I'm gonna check for you in 15 minutes. I'm G to check for you you can check for. me I'm G call you you call me I'll call. you okay okay okay I text you okay bye.

how do you have any professional. relationship it's unbelievable what do. you mean like that's your haircut guy. Yeah that poor guy he thinks I have an. accent well he does he thinks I do. that's how I always talk to him where is. he from China oh he's off the boat yeah. he's off the boat yeah was he on the. show he thinks I'm from off the boat too. does he yeah he goes hi I go. hi okay is this a house haircut you get. your haircut at your house this guy's he. comes over yeah yeah he comes over I'm. in the presence of a movie movie star.

I'm a presence of a superstar why do you. keep singing this because I did two. lines in theon's movie I'm in the. presence of a. movie yeah dude dude who' you work for. Morgan Freeman this week pictures on the. internet Morgan Freeman right he does I. do one theovon I'm movie star what. Morgan Freeman are you talking about the. [ __ ] eyes the blind the magic movie. you did in [ __ ]. Hungary what a year ago it was a year. ago right look at this there's Bobby.

walking around on set smoking being a. diva I heard I got back I got back some. word that you were being a diva on set. why I am a skinny Diva look at him. skinny look I'm [ __ ] confused are you. rocking magenta was that your pick or. theirs their pick that looks really good. thanks man you look you think I should. do the cowboy look because everyone was. saying I should do the cowboy look I. think you should do the shirts and the. and the hat but not the boots I think oh. the boots are too much cuz you pride. yourself in your shoe game yeah you got. good shoe game I I think boots are not. your style but I think the hats are I.

think the shirt I think the belt is fly. as [ __ ] you know what I look like there. sakario SAR a Hitman you do yeah oh. don't bring up we talked about that. before the show that woman got shot. yesterday and killed from oh no oh no. what well she her husband put on a hit. she's going to get like fast food her. ex-husband hires a Hitman allegedly. let's stop for a second Push pause. because I want I want let me get the. information right yeah a man yeah they. get right you got that part yeah you got.

that's all I know that's all I know a. man no um no so a man hired um a Hitman. to kill his wife apparently a group. right Carlos didn't say there was like a. crew of people that were out to kill. this woman no and let me ask you. something before we get into this they. framed it as a robber how much money. would you spend to what to kill your. wife how much money would I spend yeah I. I wonder how much I don't because I. would I would want I would want top. level by the way I saw a meme today that. said all guys that wear those hats that.

have the words upside down are. douchebags and it made me laugh so hard. I immediately thought of you I was like. you have so many of those hats that are. upside down you have Dallas you have. Texas you have Dallas was a bad friends. fan thank you okay but you have Texas. you have you have another one too what's. the other one you wear too that's upside. down yeah Los Angeles upside down who. makes these upside down hats that all. the kids have true brand yeah true I. don't get it I've never I'll never get. it you it was a manufactural error and. they just went out like that you know. that right that's not true that's how it. got created really yeah a ha got printed.

upside down and they sold him you're. tricking me right now dude I'm tricking. you all the time I tricked you into. doing this show you've been here for. five years now a long time sucker thank. you also make it more challenging like. mix up the letters because I I can read. it Tex that's cool see that would be. cool ifex if it was fool it's up upside. down EXC mix up the [ __ ] letters dude. how was the how was shooting the Theo. Von movie with David Spade and Theo Von. and a bunch of other stars I mean this. is a star studded cast dude what are you. doing what are you talking about what. are you doing right now dyl what are you.

doing right now no no no no stop stop. don't even do that it looks what are you. doing I'm just trying to celebrate my. friend okay I'm going to tell you. something you want me to expose you to. the [ __ ] truth. okay go ahead you want to be exposed to. the truth my friend yeah go ahead what. is it yeah yeah so I'm not even in the. thing yet Kirk Fox David Spade let's get. the full zo David Spade Kirk Fox theovon. Gavin Warren Nate Diaz Javier Suarez. love him Thomas sper Michael Ean York.

did Thomas Spader is so good he always. plays the diner Patron in every movie. every and he's so good he never has a. line right but when he's eating in the. background dude you're like oh that. guy's really eating I'm surprised that's. not your character go up the Javier. played senior Senor and that's got to be. a Bobby Lee. character seor seor seor seor seor yeah. I don't know I don't even know what my. charact oh I I anyway um so I you want. to expose to the truth oh yeah expose me. the. truth can't wait oh see I you when. you're in this kind of mood dude see.

this I'm in the presence of a movie star. see see this mood wow look at that Timmy. Dylan David Spade Theo Von this movie is. going to be huge. dude why are you laughing dud cuz you're. being sarcastic no I'm not 100% how they. won't they don't offer you [ __ ] because. they know you're going to say no buddy. buddy buddy they know you're going to. say no because you know what you need. much that's what you. want that's you guy I go I'll get it.

Budd I'll do it for $2 not that guy this. guy oh you got to go through UTA then. through my lawyer then do this guy and. that's why they're laughing guy because. you know you're [ __ ] wrong dude yeah. buddy they did offer me a roll okay. that's what I'm saying and now you're. now you're spitting it back at me like. why did you take the role I'm in the. presence of a movie star let me tell you. something no he called me Theo called me. to see if I could do something but I was. in Philly he literally called me on a. Friday goes dude can you shoot tomorrow. I was like tomorrow no I'm out of town. what the the [ __ ] that's how I got it 3.

days before no I know dude I'm not giv. do [ __ ] relax Jesus Christ by the way. let's let's let's reframe the joke you. just made that you made the boys in the. booth laugh at I wait for money what we. don't get paid to do anything on. television or film The the last time I. got a check to do a thing on TV was Dave. I'm in the presence of a movie star I'm. in the presence of a movie. star you really are no [ __ ] you I'm.

sorry dude you're a superstar not a. movie star superstar how was your week. in Phoenix I heard it was good did you. see your mommy I didn't see her you. didn't see your mom in Phoenix you were. in Phoenix I was hanging out with people. man no I didn't see her when I go to um. Phoenix to do shows she doesn't know I'm. in town why would you do that you're mom. cuz I have to get in the car and drive. all the way to the desert and come back. I don't want to do it Phoenix is the. desert I know I I'm saying there's more. desert though it's just in more desert I. know I know where your mom lives it's. it's 30 minutes away from where you were. I know but deserts with less. buildings what does that have to do what.

I mean a desert I need more buildings. it's your mom I understand dude she. doesn't know I'm in town if she knew I. was in town we go visit her can I give. you an old Chinese proverb give me two. he who visits sand and does not visit. mother yeah will soon know she will turn. into sand wow [ __ ] oh thank you so much. guys she's going to die no probably my. Mom's yeah she's everyone's going to die. dude but she's going to die soon soon. yeah okay so fine soon okay okay you're. right soon die okay and Sund die is the.

other Chinese. proverb really soon die is sundai live. now soon die live now sundai live now. yeah don't do don't do cry later Cy. later big check that's. right a really good one so you get a. check you watch you do shows and you. don't see your mom but that's okay yeah. I have a. proverb what is it yeah two white couple. in suburb in Chicago right sometimes. they die in fire.

oh it's. funny it's too cold to you guys set on. fire the middle of winter that's an old. proverb your mom has a higher likelihood. of dying in this in I know I know why we. Phoenix listen no no I just mean I think. we're doing this and let's not do this. right now all right all right right it. feels like we're doing this right and I. I don't want anything bad to happen to. your two three I'm in the presence of a. movie star okay let's get Back Into Love. and because you and I have some friction. how about let's do some love okay how. about some love stuff yeah I miss you.

I'm happy happy too and I'm sorry I. abandoned you for what I left you on the. last episode you had to do it oh yeah. yeah that was but still fine but I have. but to say to the fans I do mean this a. lot of times the fans are like oh why. the [ __ ] are they do together it's like. dude we're we're all working on stuff. it's hard we're trying to go on tour. work on our hours it's hard to always be. in the studio every week we've done the. show for five years we've literally. never missed a week yeah and we're we're. going to continue to do that continue to. do it yeah cuz it's been sometimes we. have to um pivot we got to Pivot we got. to we got got a Jeremy pivot once in a.

while yeah you know what's so funny I. was going to say Jeremy pivot were you. really yeah but I'm like no J no good. Jeremy pivot yeah um I saw Ian fight. an's penis last night God bless and um. it's what what I thought it was going to. look like can I guess yeah tell me it. was pierced it has a Prince Albert. really no. hm it looks like does it okay is it. curve it's something you get at. Starbucks oh oh oh oh those little egg. bites close oh a one of those one of.

those cake pops cake pop it looks like a. cake pop the head is like a purpley. orangey color with sprinkles on it yeah. and the and the stem looks like a stick. well wait a minute sprinkles oh he's. bisexual yeah there're sprink there. bisexual bisexuality on there does he. dip it does he like dip it in di yeah. butthole man and women you know what I. mean so there you have different. varieties of chocolate see I was. supposed to see him the other day I was. I was I was working out on the on the. west side and he was like oh can you. meet up I said I'm never going to make. it to the store but I'm happy now I. didn't go go because now he I guess he.

was showing his penis to you guys no no. we went to the spa oh yes so we're in. the spa and went in the steam room and. he looked at my penis and he goes and he. kind of almost died laughing why he goes. it's so cute and he started laughing. well he doesn't have a big penis no I. didn't he didn't say it was small oh he. just liked my dick is cute minion minion. you've seen it I have the best dude if. it if it were to make a noise that's the. noise.

what does it do when it sees a woman. oh okay okay okay like that like that. like. that like that dude and it's like he's. so happy and I I can I can get hard now. um just talking to people on the phone. no it's a miracle yeah me do you ever do. that with no no no with a woman no all. right yeah but what if I put on a female. voice huh what if when I when you call. me and I'm like hey bye no no no no no. cuz I know it's you dude I'm going to do. it it you've tried before it doesn't. work me off yeah yeah Kanye went on a.

tie about h aphrodites on Twitter by the. way it's unbelievable what he was Kanye. was like you tell me if you're a. hemaphrodite you wouldn't uh stick your. penis in your own vagina and I really. had to think about it I was like that's. actually a great Point well you would. have to bend it like beckam yeah you. know what I mean and I don't know if my. I was literally about to say vom like. back we're on the same page we're on the. same yeah yeah look if I'm a. hemaphrodite oh if hemaphrodite only. dates women that's a herfy that was his. first joke pretty good yeah yeah play on. words but but the other one was the.

other one was you're telling me if. you're hermaphrodite you wouldn't try to. stick your penis in your own vagina then. he said I thought about it I'm no longer. a. na he literally wrote I no longer am a. Nazi that's so funny dude he thought. about it he thought about it wow well. you got to think about it Adam Sandler. because of Adam Sandler because Adam. Sandler gave him a tribute to the 50th. SNL is that what it was he probably just. talked to him. privately hey buddy you can't talk about. me you got to lay off the Jew lay off. the.

but if there was like a Hollywood. president of Jews Adam would be. Sandler's the best he is maybe the. coolest most like funny chill down toe. dude I've ever met in comedy and I'm not. even kidding at his level like Chappelle. is very sweet and dope too but like. Sandler's Sandler still has that boyish. like he's like oh hey buddy it's it's. sweet it's like I don't I can't even. describe it it's when I remember I was. with that sexy lady and we walked by I. told you that yeah and was there with. his mom and he looked at my girl and.

goes uh funny guy and that's know that's. you know what he's. doing a and that's something don't say. it and I don't even have to say it. because you know what I'm saying it's. something that these guys never do no no. him specifically you've never given me. an alleyoop Carlos he's not even in the. game I know that's why I think he's have. to learn how to play the game for yeah. get on the team get on the team and then. maybe you can throw me in Aly bro triy. outs are in a week yeah let me tell you.

something you're walking down the street. you pass Carlos yeah and Carlos goes. funny guy the girl's going to be like ew. what was that oh that's true yeah that. guy's got to go to jail yeah yeah you. know him yeah why do you know him yeah I. don't know if we can yeah yeah that's. what it is wait Bob how about this when. you see Bobby in public from now on with. a woman you you do you do not recognize. him you ask for change you act homeless. and you ask for change yeah like they. pass each other Carlos when you called. me last night where're were you it. sounded like you were at a party or.

something yeah he told me you were at a. nightclub or some [ __ ] last night like. 10 o' you know where the [ __ ] you were. pal no I was with Ian five Dan at um. Fred 62s oh okay yeah yeah that's still. open yeah they close at one wow I. thought that closed down it was pretty. good last night they fell off for a. little while they did yeah but it's a. cute little it's so many hipsters is. House of Pies still open across the. street no I I haven't seen that open it. is but FR 62 is all these like oh oh. dude yeah very hash brown what do you. mean that's like your favorite people no.

I'm [ __ ] dude I'm Norm thank no I'm. Norm no you're not dude I'm Norm you're. a pretentious artist you're a. pretentious you always want to go to. swingers I I don't want to go there. swingers is low rent swingers is B it's. still like cool though no it's not it. hasn't been cool in a decade yeah. tattooed Mexicans you love them I. [ __ ] love tattooed exactly that's why. you like to I won't leave home without. them they're my American Express right. but I I haven't been to [ __ ] Fred 62s. in like years I'm a Norms mels kind of a. guy Mel sucks I know but that's what.

that's what and and look at that. swingers used to be the [ __ ] that's. probably me in the background before I. lost the weight yeah uh wait no listen. this is this is a crazy moment we were. shooting over there one time and I go Al. Madrigal goes hey let's go get House of. Pies for lunch you know cuz we were like. skipping the crew lunch yeah and I was. like I'm starving dude let's go over. there he's like [ __ ] yeah and he goes oh. my God my wallet's in my trailer and I. looked down on my phone I'm like my. wallet's in my [ __ ] trailer too I was. like [ __ ] so we're asking people does. anybody have cash out and everyone's. like oh go so I call House of Pies and I.

she's got to be still there it's the old. Asian woman that answered the phone I. love her and and she goes She's Like H. hey h pi and I was like hey uh uh do you. do Apple pay and she's like Apple pay. yeah we tell yeah Apple pay yeah apple. yeah and I was like I'm not making this. up I swear to God I know this is such an. Andrew Santino bit for this show but I. was like yeah apple so you take apple. yeah she's like yeah apple P here yeah. apple here I know what you said dude I. walk in and I'm like I'm like we order. the. I go to tap I'm like where's uh apple.

pie she's like no apple pie apple pie. apple and she's poting to apple pie yeah. yeah apple pie yeah yeah they've done. that I bro I felt so dumb and magical. was like you [ __ ] idiot we ordered. all this food and this woman said apple. pie you think she said apple pie I'm. like it sounds the same yeah yeah yeah. she literally goes yeah apple pie apple. pie yeah yeah yeah I'm like okay they. take it this is like a South Park. episode it's really funny yeah welcome. to apple pie take apple pie yeah dude. that cracked me up when by the way we. only got the food because Al was able to.

that guy Al is able to figure his way. out of everything so how did he how you. what'd he do he found a dude to loan him. cash he's in the restaurant he like knew. a guy and I was like how do you know guy. he's like I'll Veno him or get him back. or whatever to give him cash to pay for. the thing wow Al is a magician dude Al. is he can get into anything too yeah he. dude he's a magician I mean like he's. like a sitcom guy now he is and you know. he used to tell me on the set when we. work together he used to go dude I'll. tell you what I'm going to do I'm going. to be like a fifth six on the call sheet.

kind of guy I'm going to cruise in I'm. going to go that's what you guys are. having and then get out of there and I. was like yeah and he goes watch and he. did now he's on he's on George Lopez's. show right he's been on for years and. he's cruising it's incredible he loves. it it's just paycheck paycheck payche. and no and and for people that don't. know one of our good buddies a comic. comedy story guy has the worst blowups. of anybody on Earth Al on stage [ __ ]. it would blow up on audience oh my God I. know I know someone would talk be like. lady and then it would just spill out.

all this rage spill out of him and look. at how sweet he looks but you would. never guess do you get ra I i' I've been. getting raged lately when I was young I. did but now I just ignore people talk if. they're yelling I just don't I it didn't. happen like when a group of people walk. out during a setup people did that to. you yeah last night I go where are you. going and they turn around we got to go. to the bathroom do we a set up well I. get so mad and then like uh or they fall.

asleep you get late night spots at the O. there's always like a heroin nod lady. where she's just like you know mean in. and out of Consciousness I hate it I. don't like go home or itchy people you. see a lot of like oh yeah yeah see a lot. of itchy people in the store late at. night yeah itches bro and you know. what's also driving me crazy Adam. Ray I tell you dude he's been really. sticking yet not only yeah he went up. there we did David tell's um um benefit. show for the fires mhm and I was be I. was second to last but Adam went up a.

couple before me he slaughtered right. yeah but now I'm getting I'm in the back. of the room looking at the audience. going why I don't know why what's wrong. I don't know I just so Adam is really. bugging you yeah he's killing too hard. really yeah yeah I look at audience and. go don't and and they're like what we're. watch you know mean I go don't laugh no. no no stop laughing yeah and then they. go okay and then they stop laughing. right and then when other groups are go. sh. like the Mexicans they go crazy I go you.

know what I mean and Adam's still. killing was he doing him or Phil him he. was doing that's he's he's playing him. he's playing he's doing him right and. then I afterwards I go up there and I. always do the weas thing I just sit next. to I put my arm around him I go you did. good huh oh boy yeah yeah yeah he's like. yeah it was F fun I go uhhuh and I. squeezed a little bit you're really. trying to threaten it's a little too. much is that little big dog are you big. dogging him when you do a little too. much man yeah yeah yeah it's so much and. and he's in a moment and I love him.

dearly like a brother you know that. right yeah but it's like um but you're. sick of it sounds like you're sick of it. it's a little too much you know O So a. war has started here on bad friends with. who what with who how can you have a war. with with who with and the what the [ __ ]. no no no how can you have a war right if. you're a tinely island in micro Island. you know I mean you know what I mean you. know those micro Islands you know how. Philippines has those little tiny. Islands vers America you're America in.

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them but we're still a part of the same. state culturally they can't stand us. we're different people Northern. California can't stand Southern. California how about this I get um. Bakerfield down yes that's fine you def. I get Bakerfield down I'd even give you. all the way up to like just just under. San Jose okay can I get San Jose down I. don't know if I can give you San yeah. sack I'll give you well sack further it. is I think so right how about this sack. we carve out San Jose for San Francisco. and then we go down okay that's thank. you thank you he's getting out the map.

for us but anyway um yeah maybe there is. a little war yeah see I think you get. Fresno for sure that's huge yeah it was. the Josh Hol thing I think that pisses. me off that did it [ __ ] you up yeah. because he went to go see Adam backstage. and now when Adam's killing I look at. them as if they're all Josh home yeah I. view every audience member of Josh home. and I goes don't laugh at that don't. laugh at that you mean you're Queens of. the Stone Age don't laugh at that. yeah Them Crooked vultures remember Them. Crooked vultures baby May anyway uh I'm. so happy for him I had a nice little.

weekend in Boston Massachusetts had a. fun time yeah Wilbur went to a. basketball game yeah did four at the. Wilbur and you do and I see you with. basketball stars now basketball Stars. yeah who I saw you on the court with. some very large African-American people. what's right yeah like that who's that. take a guess said what his name is and. what position he plays um and what team. he plays for even uh okay so he plays. for the um Knicks.

mhm well you're in Boston that's right. the Boston Nick oh no no no no ncks the. Celtics that's right the Celtics okay. right Celtics right and is Jamal bird. dude I'm not kidding Jamal bird that his. initials are JB is it really JB is are. his initials that's pretty close yeah. thank you cuz then there was Larry Bird. there was Larry Bird he was white though. I I understand that but you know if you. mix the two there's Jamal bird Jal J. bird there he is Miss yeah Jaylen so who.

is that so you're on the court Jaylen. Brown you're on the court yeah and what. do that feel like Court side's. incredible and a and a gift from the. Celtics shout out shout out to Celtics. for treating me like that that was such. like a nice cool thing that they did so. I'm going to I'm going to tell you where. we're at shout out Sully shout out in. our careers okay yeah and Carlos know. say if I wanted to go to the Celtics. game you don't like basketball it. doesn't matter doesn't matter if you. wanted to go to a football game to an. Arsenal game they would 100%. yeah they would so what I'm saying is.

they've emailed us multiple times about. it so if I cut yourself off real fast. they've emailed us multiple times about. never got an email and I have to see for. myself you don't have a [ __ ] email. he's your email you don't even answer. why you screaming at me cuz I'm trumping. you dog all right so what I'm saying is. you don't have an email if I want to go. to the Celtics game I would get last row. you know what I mean this is such a. [ __ ] it is it's true I can't I've. never been on the court of bball even if. the [ __ ] stadium was even if the. stadium was empty on a Monday morning I. would Arsenal Football Club emailing you. about we're all buzzing the guys are.

Arsenal fans you know what dude [ __ ] you. get [ __ ] you're going to get treated. like a king they love you you don't go. to basketball games if you like. basketball they would do the same for. you I'll never go to a basketball game. Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift in any. situation you don't like football I'm. just saying and you're just you know. what I mean all I'm saying who's the. movie star here you're in the presence. of a movie you're in the Pres I'm like. you know what I'm like I'm like you know. Southwest industrial film kind of you. know the fans don't believe this.

[ __ ] anymore you know that right. what they don't buy it this like lie you. keep feeding them they don't the fans. are over this this great lie everyone. that goes okay okay everyone goes. everyone goes we know we know Bobby's. Hollywood they know it's a lie bad when. you when you're when you hit the. button when you hit the button i s s but. I had to I to myself he's sweating get. him your sweat rack get him your sweat. rack whatever that is buy a houst shirt. he's going to sweat through this one get.

out of that okay so um you know what. you're like a black comic shooting ESP. special and there got that sweat rag on. stage get him one of those Apollo sweat. RS so it's dab him off okay so it's can. I can I defend myself real quick all. right all right you're ready you're 50%. true yes no it's way more no no you're. 50% true more so I do okay have I worked. in things yes your whole life I mean you. could just it's obvious you I amdb me. I've done things MH okay but what I'm. saying is is that in there's certain.

like other things like events or the. circle of people that one hangs out with. like when we're in Melbourne right and. Dakota Fanny came in and and all these. people these celebrities I don't they. came for you no they did not they came. for us they're fans of us I I had you. met any of them before my buddy Jake. Lacy's exactly I've never even there's. no other situation where I'd be able to. see him yeah you would through. me you're in the presence of a that's. what I'm saying you know mean so I can't.

I don't get into your situation yet do I. have a blessed life yes and I've worked. hard and you create Rel I just don't. know. how put myself my situations are me and. Dave tell in an Alleyway smoking a. cigarette you romanticize this me and in. finance at a spa you just don't go out. of your way to talk to people you're. you're a [ __ ] you're sleep till 400. p.m. recluse and that's your what are. you talking about when I got back from. [ __ ] Budapest like Jamie Jamie leers. I'm like you want to do something and no. return Why yeah why would you that's.

what I'm saying I try Jamie Le Curtis. want she just want to hang out with you. that's insane I know what you got what. I'm saying pick your battles buddy yeah. I don't know then maybe I'm like picking. the wrong battles you're definitely. picking the wrong battles what I'm. saying like just like Adam Ray that's. the wrong battle I was kidding he's G. he's not going to think so and I'm. telling him after the show that it's. it's War now you oh come on you know I'm. kidding right no the fans know the fans. don't know dude that you you the fans. you know oh this this podcast is a. disaster. I'm like I'm sweating I'm drowning this.

is insane get him in sweat this is crazy. I don't need a sweat rack get get the. [ __ ] away from me get the [ __ ] away from. me get I get the if you approach me I'll. [ __ ] attack you get out of here good. boy eat that man anyway so all right. let's back up so it's 50% true okay so. let's move forward let's move forward to. from it yeah yeah but it was incredible. sitting on the treat they treated me. like a little King and it was it made me. feel kind of special I know for the fir. you know it's a it's a privilege it's. crazy to go it's wild yeah yeah it's. wild thank you Celtics Organization for.

letting him um see in your seats it. meant the world to me it meant the world. for to right and who is that now you're. just showing us pictures of black guys. now it's Jamal Wy but I think it came up. in Jamal bird because of his hair yeah. okay okay Carlos what are you doing you. always know how to reset the room man. wow honestly yeah yeah you really reset. the [ __ ] room you're the ultimate. host it's a cleanser you are you're a. pallet cleanser you're my you're what is. it what did you used to have apple cider. vinegar he used to have apple cider.

vinegar all time I know dude it's I hate. the taste but it's good for you it's. also good for your to toe fungus you put. it in you put your feet in it I may I. have a concoction at. home really you want to hear my co. concoction it really works apple cider. vinegar sometimes but the two mixtures. that are why you laughing dude where are. you getting so much toe fungus can I. guess obviously the Korean spa it's just. my left foot always had a problem with. my left foot isn't that a my that's the.

movie foot is that what it's about yeah. Bobby Lee Lewis is in my left foot a new. version so um my left foot so I'll tell. you what you do yeah okay it's oregano. oil and tea tree oil mixed swirled. around you swirl around one to one 50%. 50 5050 yeah so one to one yeah and then. you dunk your toe in there and then let. it sit you sit there for like an hour an. hour and you have to [ __ ] angle it so. you're like watch an iPad movie but your. foot's like this and you're doing this.

wait why do you have to angle you just. put your foot in a bowl that's big. enough oh [ __ ] you're right what are you. doing oh you're right no water you don't. water it down at all I don't no and then. it disappears I've been taking oil of. oregano pills every day for what I read. that they were good for you so it is. good for you is it though yeah what do I. take it for I don't even know and I and. then I take Lion's man for my memory you. know what else I take I'm scared 20. mushrooms I take mushrooms I take the. mushrooms yeah uh uh uh what's it called. I don't know I take the mixture of the.

20 all that stff go back and see that. yeah liin man is mushroom that's part of. it zoom in oregano oil uh has. antimicrobial properties that may help. with bacterial viral and fungal. infections help with digestion reduce. coughs oregano oil can be toxic okay. that's good and may irritate sensitive. skin I've just heard it's good for you. so I started taking small it's so stupid. I don't [ __ ] know you hear one thing. and then you're like I guess but then I. bought a Tik Tok machine I was on Tik. Tok a antifungal machine it doesn't work. well no [ __ ] yeah I spent hundreds of. dollars on this green machine what do.

you you stick your toes in there and the. green light comes on and an antifungal. Tick Tock machine yeah yeah is that it I. don't know I got it on Tik Tok nail. fungus and you stick your toes in there. and a little glow happens it's a laser. it's like a lasery thing you're lasering. the fungus now yeah and it's like. nothing's happening well yeah yeah yeah. another thing that doesn't work is when. you're on Tik Tok sleep gummies that. don't work you tried those I buy every. single one what are they CBD isn't that. what it is the Sleep gummies some of. them are like oh there's dude [ __ ] I'm.

loving that you're deep into Tik Tok now. I want to see your algorithm oh oh my. God it's crazy is it is it wild the. amount of stuff that I'm getting I'm. getting some bad stuff now okay what are. you getting and then I'll share mine. well it depends on what your friends. share with you cuz then you watch it. then it knows you watched it yeah I was. getting a lot of like guys oh yeah I'm. not done I already know well then finish. it guys I'm in the presence of a movie. shot what is it what does she do this is. the worst guys it's Pepper's last day oh.

I [ __ ] hate these videos right and. I'm like who's. pepper you have to ask the question who. is pepper right and then you they Zoom. down right and it's their [ __ ] dog. it's our pet dog yeah yeah and like we. just put the injection in oh god dude. right and then everyone's crying I'm. like you're sharing such an intimate. moment yeah yeah I don't want to see. that no please I to see I don't want to. see it I don't want to see it this is. going to kill me it's going to kill me D.

get out get out get out get out get out. get out stop it I hate those ones what. what are the ones you hit I'll be okay. with a cat last day but don't do a dog. last yeah yeah yeah dog last day is the. worst I hate those I hate I hate um I. don't like when when I see like a a. girl's like the get ready with me or. whatever and then they they grab a thing. and then they tap their fingernails on. the they tap the I love that ASR like. that I don't I don't like ASMR it creeps. me out you like ASMR I try to jerk off. to an ASMR video Once where she's like. it's Joi you know the instructions there.

and she's counting down she's like six. five and I was like I'm not ready I like. when four no slow down yeah I love one. it's as ASMR. scenarios welcome to A36 it gives me the. Shivers do you see what it just did. space station oh I [ __ ] don't like it. we're going to the planet isurus but I. swear to God but please sit down and we. have to take some. D I don't like that and I'm like you.

know my my dick's in my hand but no my. dick's in my hand but I'm still Zone. it's great like I'm going I'm going to. zorus it creeps me. out I hate it I'll go straight to auras. guys I don't know why it creeps me out. so much it just it gives me this weird. feeling the voice it's like very. motherly it's like you're I don't like. that but it doesn't put you out it. creeps me out it gives me the tingles I. don't like it. no I yeah I like it dude there's.

something about it that throws me into. like a it puts me in a what is it uh it. gives me the ick it gives you the I. that's what the kids say what gives you. the. ick so many things give me the ick. man. um I got I got a real specific one. that's really stupid on oh ick on the. you mean on um Tik Tok videos no in. general life just grosses you. out my ick is this when a girl goes if. I'm in a town M like Boise love Boise we.

have the best sushi here oh really yeah. do you yeah and. and like people from other cities come. here and they eat our Sushi like where. from [ __ ] Poria yeah you know what I. mean it's like you've never had. sushi yeah you've never had real right. real Sushi it's crazy yeah yeah where is. it oh they got Yo Yo to Ginza Sushi. Grill and R there's I told I've told you. this before every time play uh Charlie. Goodnights in Charlotte yeah there's.

Koreans that come come with us to where. Korea best in America well it could be. good right no I went it's [ __ ]. terrible it's like they don't know you. know what I mean new well okay let's. talk about restaurants okay you we okay. we were in Phoenix we went to. Pizzeria uh where did we go no I just. was there this weekend went to biano oh. pizzer biano yeah and they gave us. they're huge fans of ours by the way. yeah they're great yeah and went to.

biano and we're sitting there with great. pizza right but it's like and they can. and someone in Phoenix could say you. know what we have one of the best pizza. sure and I'll go yes okay I agree I. agree right but. um what towns right what towns do you. think have the worst Food oh god oh how. about this what towns do you think have. the best food name five top cities best. Food Cities yeah cities and be. completely honest in America New York.

100% New York is easy I'll back you on. that um I would say Chicago Chicago yeah. so our guest is here oh come on in come. on in come say hi hi say hi Hi how are. you sit in this blue chair sit down okay. I'll put the headphones on if you don't. want to you don't have to I'll put them. on you don't have to [ __ ] up your hair. if you don't want to uh you have great. hair be honest it's been through a lot. worse okay God. is that you that smells like that yeah.

uh it smells so good showed shaved [ __ ]. shower shaved it's got like a um it's. like a Joe Malone perfume like a Joe. Malone per Jo Malone Joe Malone God I. love the accent Australia or England you. take a guess bud I say England you say. right yeah which part of England though. I don't know well take a guess Brighton. oh by the water oh I think that's a bit. of an. insult I'm from. Nottingham Nottingham for us proper in. the Premier League yeah yes oh you know.

football third in the lead right now MH. half my family is Darby half I'm a. Nottingham F oh wow Darby haven't seen. in the Premier League in a very long. time no oh insult that's an insult no. but she's a are you a forest or Darby um. in between who winning obviously at the. moment Nottingham so Nottingham big. Nottingham fan is that are you engaged. by the way no going through a divorce oh. God Bless yeah what happened. oh can I take a guess you've got a. higher voice than me yeah yeah what.

happen do you think was the divorce. based on them sleeping with a thousand. men no no okay right on that was had. nothing to do with it before that listen. I don't know what I'm sorry I don't no. much you don't know much about sleeping. with a thousand but I I think you do. actually Bonnie Blue slept with a. thousand men in one day is that what. happened is it one day one day 12 hours. 12 hours 12 hours can I ask some. question. he's got it dude yeah fire away yeah.

give me a load um one for. one because let's just say if I was a. guy you are I was I know thank you and I. was and I [ __ ] a thousand women right. I would have to pick the do you get to. pick the women no I don't get to pick. the guys oh you don't but in your. scenario okay yeah if you wanted to pick. the women we can you could do but you. didn't pick the guys then no so just any. all look you know gingers Asians anyone. really that's us that's us wait a minute. that's 83 guys uh 83 guys an hour 83 an.

hour it was like you know that game you. play as a kid and you put your hand in. the box and you don't know what you're. going to get that's that's a British. thing I don't I don't know that well you. Cracker Jack in Box pick out present no. she's saying not Cracker Jack box oh no. like the prize in the bottom no dude. she's saying there's a game where they. put their hand in a box and they don't. know what's in there yeah we don't play. that in America I just said that oh. thank you sorry sorry [ __ ] dude yeah. yeah yeah what is the game like in Dune. yeah yeah it's like in Dune like in Dune.

yeah yeah yeah yeah I get it I don't. know what Dune is but okay the movie. Dune the movie D yeah that there's a box. that's like what you guys did at at. Christmas right Christmas yeah so um. could I have can I could I have applied. of course we didn't need to apply you. just turn up that's a good thing as long. as you are. 18 um yeah you are you're 18 Time 4. actually yeah am I too old that could be. like in the oh yeah do you have a. ceiling do you have a limit is there an. age limit by if a guy shows up and he's. 70 do you say no no of course not you. don't care one his wife might be dead so.

obviously true and second of all like. it's it's a bit of a day out for him. it's better than bird watching yeah but. I don't know old. gu. imagine 70c in line 70 seconds not that. far there's a thousand oh there is 430. like would you be able to keep it up are. you watching porn to keep it up like so. some of them are in the basement so. right I'll I'll give you a bit of a. picture these guys all live in a. basement by the way for the records it's. like a three-story house I'm at the top. floor so they by the time they start. queuing on the stairs they're queuing.

for like sometimes four 5 hours they. bring the pack lunch they bring your. drink it's like a picnic bring a pack. lunch yeah honey I packed you a lunch. for your [ __ ] today it's like that. guardian of galaxy ride at Disneyland. yeah it takes two hours to get forever. to get there and then the ride only. lasts about 10 seconds Al so how long do. I get about 40 seconds all right but. since we know each other you'll never. get there 40 seconds dude you're out in. like 12 oh no no no just because the. thought of other guys that have been in. there you so excited that gets him so.

excited I know that he's going to be. right per me he's. 431 you know what I mean I'm going to be. oh [ __ ] can we switch Yeah you can just. push his por J you know Mi up that's. right I'm still stuck on the bringing. the pack lunch that's so funny do people. trade like snack cups it's so like what. if you didn't get something and you saw. something else I just think that's so. funny in line being like can I have the. cookie how many seconds did you say 40. 40 seconds and then on I thought you. only had problems with your eyesight not.

your. hearing maybe I should come a bit. closer she loves you dude I love her so. much and so they all wear ski masks yeah. they don't all have to but like if. they're like got girlfriends or they've. got like certain jobs they want people. finding out I want them to go and feel. feeling confident but they still have to. be on camera yeah of course who is that. guy in the first frame there with the. big teeth with the red jumper on his. name's called bivo he went viral for. like swallowing food he's a big tooth. guy I've seen him on Instagram you've. seen this guy's got huge teeth too much.

teeth and that's the bit right that he. has big teeth well no like he basically. went viral just for like not swallowing. food. properly really yeah do you charge no of. course not why you can make a killing. no10 I bet she's doing fine no I want to. say thank you because of those people in. the queue I've got to where I am so like. I want to thank them I want to do. something for them that's so nice wow. that's what a gracious person you're. just a sweet gracious like Mother Teresa. in a different way. work yeah do you live in uh England now.

or here um London you live in London. yeah I don't know why I said that I made. that up I live in Nottingham you lied. I'm in London a lot but yeah but we're. going there we're going there we're. going to London this summer in this. summer we're playing uh I don't know I. don't like that it's called OVO we. mentioned that twice I don't really like. the Drake thing I wonder who would have. a bigger queue me or you two how about. this you take dicks outside of the Arena. we'll do laughs. inside yeah I'll warm them up to you. know how nice that would be. yeah for them to get a nut off and then. come laugh I mean they'd all fall asleep.

halfway through the show yeah who would. get a bigger line I wonder can you how. many tickets do you think you could sell. um to a show if you did a live show of. you what a live sex show yeah a live sex. show I don't know to be honest we sold. 50,000 in Australia beat that I got. banned from Australia what really wait. why [ __ ] B Legos wait you got banned. because of people underage no so. basically women are poorly educated when.

it comes to like sex and understanding. the porn industry and they made this. massive petition saying oh let's get. Bonnie Blue banned from Australia for. sleeping with people underage and not. consenting they are consenting and they. are 18 so then this petition like basic. blew up in Australia and they took my. Visa away the government bned God w we. would never do that in America you know. that America you're welcome the greatest. country in the world we would never do. that Trump would never let that happen. he will rename bodies of water but he. will make sure you can do what you want. legally so now it's only fans right yeah.

that's like the big that's the thing. that's how you must make a killing yeah. it's good money good is it posted you. know how people post what they make we. can see what everybody makes is that. true um no if you allow it no I I have. it so you can see how many like. subscribers and stuff like that how many. Subs are on there now 400,000 holy sh. [ __ ] man half a million people almost. they watch all and do you post [ __ ]. every day yeah like every day I post. things but they probably like new videos. out like twice a week wow I'm interested. the divorce thing when did this happen. was this in the beginning of this or did.

divorce spark this now I want to have a. sexcapade no no no so we was together. from when I was 14 so we were how old. was he uh 15 he's only like a year older. don't worry we was woo that we used to. get it I was 14 he was. 38 holy [ __ ] I mean I do like the older. ones but uh okay right now that is now. we can't do that in America yeah yeah. yeah what go from barely legal to barely. breather yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so. what you were 14 he was 15 and you got. married at how old 20 oh yeah young so.

it was like together like a long time we. just grew apart like there was no. dramatic split up or anything like that. we just grow apart naturally and then do. you talk to him now still yeah yeah he. works with me oh [ __ ] I'd love it if. this is the guy who is this guy right. here no he helps me like on the creative. side with videoing 10 he's also he's. also a handsome guy off camera and he's. big he's got good thick thighs dude he's. a thick daddy over there huh well he. looks like a John Wick Nemesis he does. where's my dog yeah very beautiful.

though he is you are oh thank you I find. him more attractive if I'm being honest. but that's just that's just different. way you swe wait was I about to say why. can't I just say to another person that. they're beautiful what's the problem why. did you laugh at me because she didn't. even hear you she didn't register your. yes she did I said thank you yeah she. said thank you how old do you think he. is by the way unless you already know no. I actually don't know take a guess this. is good do you know this guy might know. no 36 that's see how amazing is at 36 is. that accurate or no he's 38 oh no I'm 53.

he's 53 oh are you yes thank you I. thought they just said black don't. cry yeah we don't either 36 that's I'm. not mad relax dude shut the [ __ ] up know. D that's good stuff she just said you. were 36 yeah what happened before. that I wonder you're doing really well. yeah okay look you didn't want to talk. about the girl you just met in Phoenix. all right all right okay anyway all. right okay so there yeah welcome how old.

am I um see I'm going to go 42 see yeah. every time I look younger I know yeah. this guy looks younger than me God damn. dude I not you giv in school boy Vibes. he does you're going to turn me off. mommy I love you don't do that I want T. my M oh I've looked 40 since I was a. [ __ ] kid oh apparently I look like 42. 45 so old you that 25 25. yeah well you know I mean you look 20s.

but it ages you doesn't it I don't know. it's or it healthy hydration like you. know that's actually true cheaper than a. gym membership so this is at what you. like rent a house so there's a guy. called lord Davenport and like he holds. like crazy parties the British are so. funny no wait wait to Lord Davenport and. [ __ ] bunny blue give me Lord Davenport I. got to see this [ __ ] guy in La. there's a guy named Lord. clearly This Guy's in England Lord dport.

I want to I want to know him I don't. know any Lords but there's a guy. downtown LA that thinks his name is Lord. that so this guy has a house that that. you are at that was the house I fooked. him wow wow that's Lord Davenport yeah. obviously you had to hook up with him uh. no I didn't actually really Lord Lord D. didn't take any [ __ ] anything for the. house huh no wow shocked is he a good. guy this guy yeah lovely gu it says. fraudster what did he do to make his. money oh I don't know that sounds like a. him problem yeah that certainly does. sorry about that they call him fast. Eddie Davenport self are you super.

famous now in England or around the. world I mean um a little bit yeah yeah. how do you like it yeah it's just weird. I never thought like being a slot would. make you. famous like I know the Kardashians have. got experience with. it I didn't know that was going to be me. what were you like in high. school um first lose my virginity but. like as a whole I was a dance teacher at. the time I enjoyed working very mature. for my age you and you lost your. virginity in high school you just said M. no yeah what year in high school well I.

was 13 I don't know what year that' be. for you like well that's not high school. out here that's uh middle school or. Elementary School yeah High School is. your 15 right 14 15 15 14 15 15 yeah 13. yeah I was young wow wow and how old was. he 14 yeah May probably quick Christ. heit put it in and was like oh my God. I'm pregnant like we had no idea what I. was doing and I think like People's. First experiences are always bad m never. know what you're doing like it's a bit. of a flop see I that's what I keep. telling you it's fine you're going to be.

fine I'm scared have you had pregnancy. scares uh well apparently I'm pregnant. at the moment the media yeah yeah but. you're not oh you're not I am not. pregnant oh well still clap for now have. you ever been no okay wow wow that's. crazy it was suddenly rumored that they. was like oh my God Bonnie's pregnant and. it's actually the first time I've let. them continue with the story and I've. not sort of commented and actually I've. made jokes about it and like last night. I post on Instagram oh I've got crazy. and just allow troll them that's so good.

you should do do a photo shoot of you. with a baby bump no cuz I'm actually. really against that I what do you mean I. think it is horrible cuz L women can't. get pregnant or they are in difficult. situations yeah so I'm actually to say. I'm not a girl's girl I'm going to be a. girls girl this week because I want to. use the media and the attention I've got. from people thinking I'm pregnant to pay. for people's IVF cuz I don't think it's. [ __ ] amazing w wow what a see what. this guy's looking at me funny what's up. bud he likes you D yeah yeah bloke or. what bloke you hooligan or what he knows.

a few English words hooligan [ __ ]. Vibes right here hello M that a problem. [ __ ] guy you looking that dog dude. imagine how bad that guy would break you. into I know I know that's why I have to. I know you're doing you're fighting the. biggest guy in the jail cell you'll kill. me you'll destroy me but you know what I. mean so you're. security he does security doing [ __ ] dog. if anybody come dude don't get get. what's up bro oh bro he's doing you good. or what here it goes bro here it goes. dude see that [ __ ] dudee.

uh-uh this is thug Bobby he gets real. tough sorry sir do whatever you. want I know I've heard you had a hard. upbring in so I can imagine you 100%. let's turn this into a business can we. can we charge for Fastpass yeah yeah. that way like a guy like me I can buy. fast pass cut in line buy another fast. pass so I'm constantly you know what I. mean again you know what I mean what if. you just fake it like if a guy in a. wheel is disabled any disabilities dude. who gets who gets to board first I can. play 14 Asians yeah you can you I mean I.

can go hello right hello. right you I mean I could do mix it up. dude right take a mustach put a mustache. on right Ali Wong wig you know I mean I. could do all kinds of stuff dude what do. you think I believe it yeah I'm Sandra o. or whatever you know what I mean whoow. you know what you should do you really. want to appeal to the Americans do. veterans yeah veteran a veteran thing. dude do a USO tour yeah US Open up that. mouth US tour the veterans would be very.

appreciative W yeah that would be fun. especially because these guys a lot of. them have PTSD a lot of them have you. know mental health issues and they feel. abandoned by their country I think you. should do that yeah and sometimes we. could do a theme like Vietnam yeah do. yeah right we can have a little Trail. right like right a trail to your vagina. right I I could play as a like a Viet. Vietnamese like via Kong would have a. bushes there you like you know what I. mean and do the sound. you know what I mean and firecrackers so. they can get into the PTSD of it right.

you know what I mean too everybody get. them into character yeah yeah and then. we'll get you Chinese eyes too you know. I mean I know I was thinking about a fox. LIF but then I don't know if we'd end up. looking like twins. so yeah we should we should do a theme. everyone in line is named Charlie just. all Charlie yeah Charlie yeah yeah I. think it's a good theme I mean Bobby. what is your name what what's my name. yeah Bobby no your real name my Korean. name yeah like my name's not Bonnie yeah. um my well on my birth of it says Robert.

but my Korean name is s Shu yeah yeah. Bobby's easier it's easier yeah do you. know what suu means guess no success. success oh and look at what happened. yeah guy no he hey relax stop trying to. fight that guyy piece of [ __ ] you never. say your real name do you Tia oh you do. yeah I love you you say your full legal. name yeah Tia Binger that's my full name. Tia Binger Tia's great do you have. sisters yeah I do I've got sister called. Summer oh she's got bigger boobs so I. feel like we've we're doing the wrong.

way around what does she do she's like a. nurse or something no she just helps me. with like ad oh she works for you oh. that's cool how about Mom and Dad alive. uh yeah both alive stoked what do they. say about this how's what is it what's. dinner at Mom and Dad's house like um. just cream pies after cream pies wow wow. yeah wow I that's you play the dad I. play the mom all right Bonnie so dear. Bonnie sit down we have to talk to you. about something yep what excuse me my. daughter's name is Tia oh that's right. that's right Tia my bad um how so how's.

the C work how's work blowing in it's. been good you know Daddy's proud of you. very proud very proud he came to one of. your events sweetie yeah well I wait he. was wearing a. mask or the mask of a Chinese man I mean. I do like bringing family members. together so why not my own what does Mom. and Dad say honestly they are so proud. they're St oh yeah of course and. everyone thinks oh that's so weird and. it you know what it's not my dad has. worked two jobs his whole life now he.

doesn't have to work you pay for your. dad yeah yeah that's great and my mom. like and people think it's weird but. like my dad had to miss birthdays. Christmases he had to go to work now. like money can't actually buy happiness. but it can buy time we my family now. have so much more time together that's. great see my family are immigrants they. don't know what I never they've never. really known what I've do I do they just. don't know they don't know but they know. that I make money and they know that. it's you know you mean that I have a. skill set so they just kind of accept it. and go you know he's happy he's safe.

he's making money he takes care of us. but they don't essentially know really. what it is you know what I mean yeah. unless they like you mean if I pop on. squid games or something my mom oh that. Daddy is you know me or whatever but. like you know but you're not on squid. games buddy yeah I know dude one day. they're making another season is that. the gold in life no he wants to be onqu. the goal in life is to keep doing. this get the [ __ ] out of here. when are you doing your next one um well. next one is like spring break so I'm.

going to get and then GOI can can Carlos. go Carlos wants to go yeah 100% get you. in a little school boy outfit straight. in she likes oh the guitars from ACDC do. that yeah take off your hat though show. her what the school boy would look like. with his hat off and do the the look at. that dude look at this yeah yeah do that. Bonnie can I still go yeah yeah no you. can still go thanks I probably got more. hair on my legs but we're all. good wow wait can I call you Tia yeah. you can call me here are you on the apps. are you dating no I don't know how.

dating would work now like do I to go in. as a dis disguise but on Asian outfit on. and just say look I'm really innocent. yeah you could you could you really. could I mean he's been banned off a. couple of apps because I lied about my. age he lies about his age but it's fine. it's it's it's harmless he just you. think he's 36 didn't you yeah I did I. did so there you. go I mean I will be inviting you to my. que cuz I do want the.

disabled [ __ ] you you I love sorry. sir do does La feel different than. England yeah definitely what the [ __ ] I. haven't been there in years I don't know. is it gloy it's so different it's does a. ginger feel different than Asian inside. like different hon us we feel identical. Bon where where where can people follow. where are you going to post the video um. online I don't know which platform. exactly it's you're going to sell it. right yeah wow how much you going to. charge for it I've not worked it out yet. maybe like7 $80 $80 cuz it's a very long.

video yeah but just do 100 make it flat. 100 yeah I could do 100 feels like a if. you 70 80 you're kissing 100 just make. it 100 flat do that. 99.99 yeah yes yes yes. $99 99 oh my God think about that dude. [ __ ] money I think when people buy as. well they're not buying it think oh yeah. I'm really horny and want to White like. some intrig yeah yeah live or whatever. it is more F it's more Fascination it's. more like uh it's more vois than sexual.

yeah yeah people just want to watch it. cuz they can't believe it it's like a. mixure and everyone's got like a. different story like these with one guy. he brought his mom o that's tough that's. tough and then his mom was like banging. on the door like Joseph get your coat. we're. going now just like Joseph hurry up and. finish was he late for something yeah I. don't know like I don't know why he. brought his mom in the first place. J now his mom was like Joseph get your C. Joseph oh that's so crazy Joseph wow we.

have to go to Asda wow yeah that is. crazy man and then there's like a clip. as as he's leaving his mom's putting his. hat on his scarf on coat back on and. then they went out for dinner wow sweet. sweet take your mom out to dinner where. do they go eat they went to Nando. actually oh we have nand yeah we do yeah. we have chicken chicken South African. business is it not South Africa yeah. anyway let's Mo on I think it is it's. going to be out on your website when is. it out I'm not sure it's going to be. soon you're you're you haven't decided. the date haven't decided a date just yet.

smart 100 100 pound 100 Great British. pounds but he'll get the video for free. I'll send it to you I'll buy it I do. want your load first though I feel like. in. return what do what do you mean sorry do. we have a do we have a translator yeah. yeah go I'll go ahead I'll tell you what. do you mean the Lord he's saying what. are you trying to ask him right now okay. I like to get on my back and you put. your dick inside. me so that sounds fun nervous little. nervous. about he says but I am hard right now.

okay could you tell I've had a lot of. experience with Asians and I don't think. they've got small. decks he got it fine very good I'm very. fine with it well that'll be an exchange. we'll do a nice little exchange that'll. be foreign exchange yeah we'll call it. foreign exchange we'll F I'm sweating I. just said you know oh you're nervous. about it yeah yeah I'm nervous made I. won't be able to get hard it'll just too. much pressure no you could do it maybe I. get um uh blue to maybe put some yeah. want to get one of our sponsors to help. us out and then you'll need better help.

blue right after it we'll double down. all right so look for the Bonnie Blue. tape Bonnie Blue thank you for coming by. the way thank you give her a run that. was fun B Bonnie Blue uh all right check. this out we end the show uh you look. into your camera and just say thank you. for being a bad friend do it in your. little spin however you would do it okay. thank you for being a bad friend next. time make me wow that's a great way to. end the episode. yeah.

woo. yeah. woo. woo yeah.