I Want To Be Ninja Returns! | Ep 17 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

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here would you have a Genda in mind did. you run out of gas well I didn't [ __ ]. these [ __ ] little ladies hold on be. nice these little ladies in the house. what happened you guys you guys know. here is that no over the last couple of. weeks I haven't Papa's but haven't been. driving so I we have one car in the. house I give him the key I go go ahead. go to the thing go ahead yeah the beach. whatever you won't be free be free but. guess back in the car route cuz I give.

him the car Eddie it blinks I panic do. you guys not know how to put gas then. you know how to put gas in the car know. how to do it oh they don't know how to. do it. so what are you gonna do they don't know. how to do I learn you know I poop blood. house poopoo turn the cameras on they're. on oh you're ready are you oh you're. angry that we're late no I'm not angry. yeah well you know I don't like. deception I don't this is what I don't.

like wait that was deceiving no I'll. tell you what this it was deceiving huh. hey Bob yeah Andrew that's me sorry. tell the group tell the people it's me. yeah hey Bob hey Andrew uh can we do. Saturday hmm then I have to call my all. my people my assistant and I have to. cook I don't have one but I have to call. you didn't have to do anything different. I'm telling what I had to do okay call. my agent everyone didn't have to do that. talk to your agent by the way my manager.

they're dropping you know they're all. dropping you that's fine and we're all. together conference call zoom. all right and go all right let's get. back what are we doing here Saturday so. drop Friday switch things are right move. everything around cuz you're a busy boy. I don't lie I have a wedding to go to no. I said let's do say married. my friend Sean ohh Sean yeah you know. Fortin Sean ooh number saying his last. name on the comedian no is he important. to me yeah yeah but to me you know he's.

a good guy he's gay he's getting married. but uh that's why we had a switch sounds. like we can do Saturday let's do. Saturday was the wedding up here dude. it's at his family's house you can't do. it you can't go anywhere I feel so bad. yeah I feel so bad I feel so bad but I. also asked it's a backyard wedding it's. gonna be like a quick wedding used to. people still bring rice do you bring you. know how they bring rice and you throw. it in here it's good luck. right why are you looking at me like. that why are you looking at me like that.

don't we eat it no don't people bring. rice to weddings I'm Asian and you throw. it in the air don't waste where oh well. when it goes at the end you go I'll just. catch it. we don't write and we don't throw rice. so you don't waste it you don't ever. waste rice no there's no weight is yeah. there's so much like me throwing pizzas. at a wedding. really yeah uncooked rice Italian pasta. yeah that would be dope speaking of. spaghetti dress my baby yeah yeah that's.

forget awaiting we don't throw rice. right Jules I didn't say we I mean. humans am humans still throw rice for. weddings they do you know what it's for. right well no why you do that do you. know what traditionally what that's for. why it's to cleanse the the bride and. the groom well you know that I always. thought it was like [ __ ] Asians. it is I was trying to be nice yeah yeah. no it really is it is it is to cleanse. the air no no wait no it's it's it. because we're anti-asian that's what it. was yeah no but I'm gonna go yeah I'm.

gonna go to a wedding I'm sorry we had. to move the date Thank You Rudy for. being so Mally but I know you guys have. a lot going I love when people send me. videos of like Asian kids getting. bullied by like somebody sent me a video. of the black kids bullying Asian kids. we're here I don't know where I don't. know you know but they sent up hill they. said we'll look look look. and so there's one shaped like the pit. you know the Asians against African. America it's like but everybody bullies. Asians yes that's what I'm saying yeah.

yeah you're kind of like yeah yeah. number and also too you know there is no. problem with bullying Asian so there's. no people are trying to incite this like. you know what blacks and Asians they. don't get along you know with there is. no we do get along yeah I haven't really. I've I've never heard that people say. black and Asian don't get along well. during the riots and stuff the last one. yeah what they didn't get along then. they didn't get along then. well but that was a different it's a. different times of change too.

times have changed but I'm stop sending. me that [ __ ]. people say it's you're not gonna you're. not gonna sway me one way or another. uh-huh you know no I agree yeah that's. yeah I don't know why they're sending it. to you in the first place well I don't. know what they're trying to do what. they're trying to get me like get you. all riled up know also just to get me on. the other side of this position of. what's going on in the country what side. do you think what side they want you to. be on to get me like I don't know you.

need like not to like black people or. something I don't know what do you think. of the last episode we did of our show. here no friends the final episode loved. it I loved I thought friends ended so. well. I forgot mad about it I finally finished. normal people yeah I liked it. god dude I gotta tell you good here's. what it is the writing is so good when. she gets into an arc she gets into a. fight when when no tell me because I'm. gonna watch it now okay I'm not but I'm.

just gonna say like when she gets in an. argument with a guy that she's dating. Mary Ann she gets in an argument they. both talk like I've spoken before you. man. both people talk like I've gone oh my. god I've said [ __ ] like that because you. know how you really feel and you're not. saying it and then the girl said stuff. like that to me it's it's very real are. you a man right is it so real the way. that they set you it's are you a man am. i a man yeah this month watch man [ __ ]. what's man [ __ ] is that a show new a new.

show. now on Spike TV man [ __ ] you want to see. man poop for 48 days straight we gotcha. welcome back to Spike TV with your host. buh-buh-buh-buh Bobby Lee take it away. now host the show hi bubbly welcome back. the man [ __ ] one much man poop okay here. they go hey what's up bub. 46 I'm an app designer you watch the.

Kardashians do i watch the Kardashians. yeah that's non this is scripted. television that we like it's good script. well acted television what do you watch. man up what the [ __ ] do you watch Bob. and [ __ ] like go ahead get it afraid cuz. you like seeing the dicks you want to. catch up unblurred dick that's what. you're looking for the lot. no I just wanted to see effect the. editor [ __ ] up I want you naked and. afraid i watch XL. I like the XLS I love XL yeah naked. ennifer would you ever do it dude if. they offered you and I to do naked and. afraid' together would you do it with me. it would be a three minute episode why.

we'd go out there and we go let's go. there's no way we'd be able to do it. I could last you would not be over the. last 21 days I support is way longer. than you I wouldn't I would rather die. I'd rather die out there than have you. beat me dude I would beat you so [ __ ]. fact you would have none of your vices. no video games no cigarettes bro you. wouldn't have legs bro. I would eat them I'm an athlete it. doesn't matter yeah I run right away. from you I know all right holy you could.

never touch my which research the. poisons that they have there okay you'd. be like hey are you getting fishing yeah. I'm going fishing Andrew but I'm not I'm. going out and getting leave you think I. would think you're gonna go fishing you. would make me make the hut yeah okay. I build the hut and you just sleep off. no okay you boys ins and I would grind. it up behind the tree right and then I. would knock you out. no you wouldn't yeah and then you would. have no legs the next day I would eat. them where would you research where to. find poison Gugu.

Rudy what do you think would happen if. we did naked and afraid' together it me. and Tito bulb did naked and afraid'. would we both get we get kicked out. early you think we'd bail early I think. to leave yeah and then what would happen. to me what I finish 21 days are. now get closer to the mic I think you. wouldn't that you would last long but. you wouldn't I won't finish so let me. just get this straight Juliana let me.

get this straight you think that Tito. Bobby would leave earlier than Tito. Andrew just let you got you through. through that out there. okay good and I just absorbed that. information right and it's now in a file. inside my head and I'm gonna use that. against you all right you're being. ungrateful. do you you have so much against her. already but people don't realize about. me is is that yes you're more physically.

able than I am fact yeah you're more. physically able than I am yeah. oh yeah and then you are you probably. have I'll admit you have probably have. more survival skills than Papa yeah. right but what you don't realize how do. you ever camped have you ever camped. once my um one time I did when I was a. kid where did you go I don't know what. it was a so we're liking you somebody or. something but like not Yosemite it was.

like a town near it near it right and. then I remember my cousin Andy and I. woke up in the tent like at 5:30 in the. morning and we looked out and my my. uncle and my dad's tent gone what do you. mean they packed up gone and so now me. Andy we're like what a left hand 9:10. yes were scared the Bears got them and.

run 9 a.m. we're just sharing in this. tent we wouldn't leave scare you see my. dad's car roll up they slept in a hotel. [Laughter]. so they were like oh no the Holiday Inn. who is hungry that's good they made you. man. ya know turned you in a little man. I go I hate camping that was it yeah.

will you camp with me I swear to god. you'll love it I would come with you if. it was vlog door if we film we'll shoot. it it'll be so fun. you'll love camping but I don't waste. the camping with you I don't I need it. be Phil have you ever pooped outside I. poop outside now oh yeah. you have so what have you ever pooped. outside I poop outside and now what what. i pooed I'll tell you where I put at. last that's outside my house yeah in the. backseat of my Prius stop it in the car.

you still own not even in the bag all. over the seat who's clean - do you clear. it. No kalila cleaned it why did you put do. that woody why I had to go get out no I. loved that movie. you pooped in the car I was on where was. I I was on the 101 mm-hmm. it was traffic II traffic II right is. that word yeah loud traffic traffic he's. found sounds more fun yeah it's traffic. II it was tricky and I have what I call.

irritable bowel syndrome it sounds like. I think that's the same thing yeah I. don't know yeah but that's what I have. are your bowels irritable no do they get. upset easily but it comes on sudden like. that's IBS 9/11 that's IBS it is that's. what irritable Bob on 9/11 like you woke. up yeah that's you yeah that's me except. the except your pants are the buildings.

and shield on the 101 and it's traffic. and I'm just list of all who was i. listening to I was into something good. you were listening. - oh you were listening to Pat Benatar. yes and I've listened to Pat Benatar. mm-hmm and all of a sudden oh I'm gonna. [ __ ] in the next 12 seconds your body. just got yeah hey yeah wakes up and so.

I'm now trying to get off the one Don I. get off the 101 okay but now the whole. you're dilating my star my Brown star. right. there's not a turtle head sticking out. right not a turtle head no but sheer. water acid II water. yeah it's bubbling out yeah yeah yeah. this is a better RuPt yeah it's like the. wine Islands before they over though. it's a big yes my yeah it's Mount st.

Helens it's Paul right it's waiting. should I go oh I just pull over right. now I pulled over right now I just stick. my ass right from the from the driver's. side right sit on it. I pull down my pants and I just spray. all over the backseat into the backseat. can you name some people that have. ridden in the backseat of your car and. the microphone right now. just name off some people that you've. driven around Lovings Whitney Cummings. crystalline crystal EO. has been in the backseat of your car. door and then people driving by yeah.

yeah man. and I'm like looking is anybody honking. because I did a clever thing yeah and I. I parked in back of ate one of those. gigantic garbage things I don't had a. restaurant in the back Oh in the back. there was one on the side of the road so. what you read there's a construction. thing going on so there's a gigantic you. didn't just want to get out of the car. and poop right next to one of the bins I. couldn't even do that. you couldn't have got it was like no I. can't get out I'm doing yeah it was in.

the emergency and then I put one time I. had um. Korean barbecue with my girlfriend we. did it we did one on 6th Street I want. to say this place is name but it's. popular because it's cheaper and it's. all-you-can-eat 6th Street in Santa. Monica not 6th Street in Koreatown Oh. Koreatown downtown and as soon as we got. out of there. we're driving down Western bubble guts I. pull over off of one of the streets in. western mhm I ran to a man's house Hey.

and I sprayed on the side of his house. what do you what do you others screaming. what do you wipe with nothing. you get pants up nature's breeze the air. yeah nature's breathe hands up keep it. moving yeah damn so I have like those. 101 luckily I've been quarantined and I. had when I have those episodes your. right to the bathroom I have three. bathroom I gotta tell you something dude. as your friend yeah and your therapist.

no you're not mmm-hmm you have IBS I. don't. that's irritable bowel syndrome I have. to go an out syndrome that's what it's. called that's how it used to be called. yeah but they want out of respect they. wanted to change a little bit yeah rude. have you ever pooped your pants yeah oh. my god so common yeah. you've never pooped your pants one time. in Japan one time in Japan there we go. one time in Japan I didn't technically. put my pants but a little pond a little. came out yeah and I had to run into a. little convenient smart yeah. and in Japan it was it was I mean I'm.

not kidding yeah I'm not exaggerating. yeah two feet by two feet was the. bathroom have you ever seen these like. it's it's just yeah Oh God. two feet by two feet I had to shimmy off. my pants and Shemp and underwear and. everything is that my back is i touching. the wall and i have to you know like. throw the put the poop underwear in the. garbage bin and as I did it I missed. just poop everywhere poop all over the. place I mean it was it was a 20-minute. nightmare yeah it was it was the most.

you know what's so funny about those. it's embarrassing. but for no reason no one knew I was the. only one that knew hmm when you pooped. yourself two people know or do just you. know yeah but you got embarrassed right. we're in bed when we do it's like some. nobody knows unless you tell people what. happened wasn't you do it in the middle. class yeah what cuz they wouldn't let. you go to the bathroom you men we wait. yeah you [ __ ] your pants and you sat.

there the whole time kid loves algebra. we able to absorb any information after. you did that yeah wait a minute how much. longer do you think you sat that's so. long 20 minutes is like 20 hours yeah so. you asked the teacher can I go to the. bathroom. and de jure said no it's could you have. said wait I just [ __ ] my pants teacher.

wait I just did it I just [ __ ] my pick. my pants but she's so quiet that I. believe that she wouldn't say any one. hundred-percent. yeah you would ask one time politely and. when they say no you wouldn't stand up. for yourself and go lady I'm gonna [ __ ]. myself if you don't let me out of here. what class was it do you remember yeah. well those pants were history - yeah did. anybody smell it no one said anything. that's so nice so nice that couldn't.

happen here you know my grandparents you. know I my parent my mother grew up in. the same house that my great-great. great-grandfather did live in the same. house it's like five generations of. house sound yeah I like since they're. like early 1800s where is it now it's. gone. but East and I remember it was like this. you know the walls are made out of rice. paper mm-hmm an ancient Korean looking. house yeah and I remember as I K 12 year. old kid going to that house could you.

just sleep there in my grandfather's. room right just hardwood and dark floor. did you sleep on the floor yeah you have. these mats yeah a little thing like yoga. mats one sleeps together right and I. remember I had to take a [ __ ] as a kid. right and they go okay and went out. there and you know in Korea back then. it's a hole in the ground sure a lot of. places still hole in the ground so when. you look it's a gigantic hole and you. could let you look down there and it's.

like there's no sewage system right now. right so the earth so I remember. thinking my. great-great-great-grandfather [ __ ] is. deep in there generations of my cool. urine. that's incredible [ __ ] is in there great. great grandpa's poopoo yeah yeah isn't. the same imagine that though that's cool. that's cool thinking that is really can. Sastry calm and that's how you know. that's all you gonna have a pool there.

so um but thank God we had. a different system here we have toilets. here yeah thank God did you have you. ever been to Central America. I have Costa Rica a lot of times the. pipes can't handle so you have to toilet. paper can't go in the toilet you got to. put it in the in the bin Oh. trash of that hero that's people do it. some people do it here I'm blown away. yeah sure do yeah. why because um I clog up the toilet. unclogged the pipes.

yes you do my love I don't have girthy. Eric Griffin [ __ ] no it's just yours I. feel like yours are snaky they're long. yeah okay so yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah. I've had very very thin very thin and. long yeah they look like spaghetti yeah. I just wait that that my butt holds. tight that's a good thing to have yeah. and also um mind I have two holes you. have a penis hole now I have two bottles.

you have two potholes mine it was a. birth defect yeah are you being serious. right now. I know yeah yeah I always thought to. myself that God if that be cool if God. would have like kind of rearranged our. systems what would you want the [ __ ]. at the bottom of the foot because it's. super far away from you know you could. have shoes right so I'll just imagine. I'll push juice no you there's a shoe. that opens up the bottom alright and you.

could still be out in the street chat. talking to your friend you stick your. fit foot inside a street toilet. yeah Street hole it's a little hole yeah. just yeah Jim yeah I'm going to work I. just take a [ __ ] right now but yeah. Francisco got pregnant congratulations. or whatever those conference they talk. right through it yeah it go more like. this if I'm pooping yeah at logged I. click click I clocked animator hey Bob. what's up you know so I 12:30 I think I. have to meet.

I can meet those guys having a room it. would still feel good you feel good yeah. and as a citizen knowing what you're. doing right. I would like go do that again right. well I'm gonna have to go to the third. floor because I think Micah has some. paper I don't look away DJ I just looked. away that was so good telling milk away. the time and I go and I go back because. I I don't want to take away from your. experience right. that's so respectful I know that the do.

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your right foot pees see I think yeah. and your PP should just be used for. reproductive services it's just a [ __ ]. thing it's just Bob only car only come. only come that's it should be and maybe. beer yeah whatever your beverage of your. choice yeah you yeah one sack has come. and then you could refill the other sack. with a beverage of your choice yeah or. your partner's choice and you can change. the temperature of it - yeah like a. little if Mike kalila likes a little. Chardonnay. yeah yeah we don't know why I don't know. why before like Bert Kreischer you know.

man you happier vodka yeah if you can. meet would suck if you could read as I. don't spread rumor about buddy I was. kidding you want to you want to talk. about it no there's a big rumor going. around I don't even know about those. rumored Kreischer No. I talk about all right I love him hey. dude if you if you honestly I thought. about this the other day. if you someone was like hey one thing. you get to choose one thing to change.

about your physical appearance that's it. I can't manipulate other things you. can't go this and also put this with it. but I think it's such a vague thing. though it's one thing you got to change. what is it. Rudy what is it for you what would you. would be the one thing you change. physically about yourself. or do you love yourself wholly and you. wouldn't change anything. your nose what's wrong with your nose oh. stop that shut up you got a nice nose. yeah it's shut the [ __ ] up.

now let's see that's nuts the watching. anime and her Korea dramas because they. don't have noses they have but they all. get operations but I know I've seen. either cartoons they draw them so tiny. and thin why do they do that. is it because you like Japanese noses. tend to be thinner or also what what. boggles my mind is Japanese animators. make the eyes so wide like yeah they're. always yeah yeah [ __ ] eyes you know. they're drawing it and I guess it there. I I don't like my I want to like it's.

rebellion it's rebellion because they're. mad and the digs big why does it always. blur why can't they show insertion in. anime porn you know you are in real. Japanese porn you can't show it going on. watch that you never order you don't. know about me yes I know what so why is. if I saw a Japanese anime porn once that. wasn't blurred so you're getting like.

the PG probably watching at your hotel. room we're back in the day when you. would go yeah you were on the road back. then no I was no but back in the day. like in the 90s you would go on the road. and go to a hotel and um did all the. porn would be like blurred or all right. I remember scrambled porn I love. scrambled porn. Oh were you with yeah yeah - attendee. did you would you ever rent movies in. hotels did you ever rent dirty movies I. still do why oh no not since the. Internet yeah yeah I have my iPad yeah.

but you had before. often dirty movies every time I was on. the road never paid for him never. thought I just the idea why I do OVR I. did the VR do you have it oh yeah I want. it. I have an oculus what can I get one can. I have it best is it really. oh my god it's like I have a friend that. has one he said it's changed what I had. to stop - I took my I gave my brother. one he ain't here to stop cuz it was. just it was just too much addicted yet.

because what they have now is you know. you put it on and then they have the. man's leg sticking so you can position. your body when your leg goes like you're. there your legs right and then a girl. will just walk in and go hey look at. Rudy's face oh yeah yeah we're not we're. not gonna go into detail yeah but your. legs are sticking out yeah and some girl. walks in and goes hey and then you for. some reason go what's up what's up.

nothing. yeah and then she stopped taking off. your clothes you go I will say where's. Carla do wait wait a minute. is there is there. choose-your-own-adventure yeah there's. just different scenarios but you can. pick as you go along no not at the time. if that's what they need. oh they will they need to go here's what. I want next but then they'll do a thing. where the girl will walk up to you and. then she'll her head will come and. whisper stuff in your ear no that's so. creepy yeah yeah and then you're like.

[Music]. [Laughter]. just hear it in this side yeah and. already you're the comic oh sorry. already the the penal yeah Lupino. gravity implants right and the and the. sperm accretion and the secretion right. like yeah just like the Hawaiian Islands. how much does this cost free port on.

what the oculus I mean oh the oculus is. probably three four hundred bucks that's. where they sold out we're like I got it. right when the Panda was pandemic. starting so I I bought to about got one. for my brother the games are fun too as. well. [Music]. have you done um the plank also you know. what I gotta do I gotta bring my oculus. here yeah I play the games where's this. thing will the plank it's basically you.

you go in an elevator right you press. the button oh I've seen this yeah and. you go out on a plane can you jump off. yeah and people people like fall into it. I'll be we have videos of her doing it. screaming it's pretty scary. I want to hey you love to do it wait. they have a bunch of different scenarios. where you get a bar fight I have a bar. fight one we have the sticks right you. walk into a bar get into a fight. yeah guys like what do you write yeah. what's that. right and you throw a bottle out of and. he comes or do you start beating people.

up but then eventually like bigger. people come in is it kind of scary oh. it's pretty fun when you start swinging. you're like your life depends but here's. I'm saying is this scenario the same. every time. what stories with you when you do it. once you can't do it again right cuz. then you've seen it before what the porn. no no no the bar fight stuff like that. like what's different you go and you. there's a Western bar I'll just keep. going into bars and getting different. different kinds of bar I'm thinking.

about it from production standpoint how. many bars they had to film this fake. fight scene its core it's more video. gaming yeah it's a know real people it's. not real okay yeah yeah I love I love. the idea of like real dudes be like well. sure swing at a camera my did you have. like a friend that's like actor friend. is not doing well I would [ __ ] love. that well I would too that would make me. so happy to see someone I know sitting. in my record get him yeah there was a. game called la no wire you ever see that. play that game Eleanor are ya a rockstar.

made it yeah and you know Nick Yusuf's. in it no yeah his voice. him what do you mean the animated his. face and his voice really yeah and I and. you can't get to him in to the end of. the game and what do you you can kill. him you have to kill him I think you can. yeah so I I didn't even like the game. but I just played it just to the egg. into him did he kill him yeah. did you talk to him blood oh yeah and. like it was fun cuz you could drive by. the Comedy Store.

was kind of they did that in grand theft. GTA yeah yeah and they call it like the. chuckle yeah yeah ha ha ha all over yeah. yeah. somebody posted a clip somebody posted a. clip today of GTA clip where a dude is. just like getting into a fight with. another dude and the cops are right. there the cop cars right there and. they're just like PI D punching each. other punching each other and it's like. the moment a black guy comes in then the. cops get out of the car. oh wow I don't do anything until then. the guy just and the dude playing it. looks at the camera just goes see that's.

funny yeah how are you feeling now about. this this week we did that episode and. now we got a lot of comments a lot of. positive ones as well I want we spoke. our mind I said the things I wanted to. say you said what you said you wanted to. say and I and I don't know I'm not gonna. [ __ ] listen to hate I don't [ __ ] I. don't [ __ ] give a [ __ ]. you know I remember I called you and I. was just like a little paranoid about it. but you were I'm a completely changed. man yeah I can feel that the energy is.

significantly different yeah I don't. give I don't care now I genuinely don't. care how people feel about how I feel. about things. yeah you believe what you believe and I. also believe I'm right that's yes that's. fine know what I'm saying like. universally right sure. yeah I'm not here to debate you we're. talking about human beings yeah and I'm. gonna fight the right for human beings. to exist yeah and to be treated equally.

yeah that's all and um also at the mid. seth rogen really kind of got me he made. me laugh he was trolling people that. wrote all lives matter on Twitter and. wrote and just writing [ __ ] you yeah and. don't watch my movies yeah don't watch. my movie Edie. Depp honestly I want to be honest with. about Seth yeah that inspired me yeah. because I'm like oh because he's on the. right side of history so he knows that I. think it's like at this point we're.

talking about you know people's lives so. I think you can you can do that here's. what I would say I agree with you I. liked what he said I think it's funny. whether or not you disagree with Seth. and do you think. he's on the wrong side of history or the. right side of history what I really love. about that regardless is he's sticking. to his brand he's going no no no this is. how I feel if you don't if you don't. want to agree with me fine don't watch. my [ __ ] like that's what inspired you to. be like [ __ ] I'm gonna feel the way I.

feel it doesn't matter that people are. gonna agree with you just feel the way. you [ __ ] feel. let me just dial back a little bit yeah. back in the day when the first. african-american girl was integrated. into you know a white school mm-hmm. there were public people there saying. that that girl and the people that. support her are on the wrong side of. history but she's not right Luther King. isn't the wrong there's only one side.

that's the right side of it yesiree look. at look at history what I'm saying to. you know what I'm saying - you're right. I don't know about your opinion oh. that's not an opinion. okay it is your opinion I understand. people have other opinions they can have. them too but those events in our near. Fister II yeah is the right side of. history. yes fighting for people's rights yes is. the right side of history.

I completely agree okay that's all I'm. saying yeah you know I agree I'm saying. people are going to disagree with us. that's [ __ ] nature I'm gonna stick. with how I feel I don't [ __ ] care and. I'm probably gonna get [ __ ] kicked. off Twitter I didn't know you couldn't. say [ __ ] I called Laura Ingraham a [ __ ]. yeah well this is for you yeah if you. got a butthole and you like it clean. then you need to get yourself a toshi. yeah but to see here in the studio yeah. one here we both have met our house we. have it yeah and we have it in our house.

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can I can I introduce you to somebody. okay Bob so so a couple weeks ago we. talked about someone who made a song on. the Internet. it's from a while ago it popped back up. in my feed somehow yeah on YouTube.

I use my knowledge drops even while. feeding ducks probably because of this. podcast and she reached out to us and. she wanted to come on the show my angel. [Music]. and we said okay let's talk let's come. on the show cuz she said she wants to. explain her position yeah and all that. stuff so ladies and gentlemen without. further ado Jen Murphy I want to say.

this I think the song is extremely. catchy yeah right I if I was at your. party I probably would have danced right. because it usually when I listen to. music though I don't really listen to. the lyrics really right I just like the. tone of it right so I like the tone of. it you know and I like it you heard the. lyrics would you stop dancing and go I. would just be like I'll get it but the.

song is cute and um yeah I think if I. thought was your friend and I knew you. and I we were at the party I don't think. that I would have been offended at all. but there was a young Asian woman there. that she says she's close friends with. who's uh Chinese you said she's Chinese. you told me right right and she supports. the song huh I did not know her yet the. night of the party um I had about five. or six Asian friends there but I don't.

usually count how many of which Nissa. tea I have lots of friends of all types. I'm founder of go girl worldwide to. empower girls and women so I'm a very. diverse group of friends and business. partners and women that come to my event. so it never even registered that I. better make sure I have enough Asians in. the background when I do my ninja saw. most of my friends know I'm a youtuber I. Drive the kids Barbie Jeep and I am. self-deprecating and I'm just a big dork.

and I'm a comedian so I thought you know. I've been working on this ninja song. it's pretty cool and I'm launching my my. Murphy bed store why don't I just do my. latest song and so my Murphy bed. partners were like well how does it tie. in I said well the first line I shut my. Murphy. [Laughter]. okay so that was the first time I ever. performed my ninja song I obviously went.

all out and it it did strike me I had. started performing the song and I'm like. oh she's and she's right here and she. doesn't know me and she doesn't know my. YouTube videos and I didn't even realize. she didn't really even know English at. the time so she didn't speak English she.

trapped there what is it day two of her. big in America merged into you know. Orange County at that moment in time. waiting place to land. it's interesting how life works and I. did get to know her and she's a total. sweetheart she's come to some of my. go-girl events and did she speak English. now he does okay let us ask you some.

questions let's break this up let's ask. some questions so so do okay what let's. start with this you the partners of the. Murphy thing when you did it you said I. want to do a song and they said okay. well what does have to do with Murphy. beds and you said while I talk about a. bed in the first five seconds right but.

after that it has nothing to do with. beds right well what is it about I don't. underst you it's about who shall yeah. what is the song about maybe we have to. go yeah there it is the backstory and it. is funny because a lot of people want to. just assume I'm an Asian hater or a. racist or what the heck is a song all. about and right there is rhyme or reason. to it but it takes a little explaining. so I'm friends with a guy named Peter. and he'll I. to impersonate mr. Chow on the hangover.

it kind of looks like him and he can do. that a accent that Ken does in the movie. and so he said Jane I want to be in one. of your YouTube videos I'd love to do. that let's collab and so I started. thinking about it and how could I work. him in and then one of my clients that I. I make videos for companies and we try. and make them viral videos and this. company said hey we want you to do. something where you are doing like a. saga thing with like a villain and it's.

you versus him I'm like hmm hey maybe. Chow could be like a ninja in this and. so that kind of got my wheels spinning. and then he was all about it we started. filming this and then I thought oh a. song would be really cool and then he. steals my Barbie Jeep and then we're. like at it but at the very end we make. up and we become friends and so as I. started writing this song I thought you. know part of my blond persona that I. that I have in my YouTube character and.

I try and be self-deprecating and act. like I'm a TV blonde and so I thought. well part of me thinking I'm becoming a. ninja is assuming his accent like trying. to sound like him dude and I thought hey. it would be kind of funny I will do it. you know and so we're in the recording. studio and my sister Juliana came up a. lot of my projects Dennis my mic my. producers there we had a few other. people you know I don't think we had an. Asian in the mix which probably would.

have been a good idea I think I safe to. say there's no way there was an Asian in. the mix I think if there was one Asian I. bet they would have gone I don't know do. you think in retrospect you think in. retrospect you you wouldn't have done. the accent you think in retrospect you. wouldn't have done the X I know you know. what you're sticking with it's funny but. they also know yeah you know what listen. I've now listen to your point of view I. know the journey now to the song yeah.

right you're also a comedian which I. didn't know I I really didn't know. anything about you. in the video so I just thought you were. just when you say comedian what do you. mean you mean you do comedic videos on. she's comedian she does probably 300. funny YouTube videos I Drive a kids. Barbie Jeep I act like it's my real car. okay. I write lots of different songs with. usually with the message of in fact I. have my son try right here this is all.

of the different ways that I try and. Jenna's on a mission to ignite joy. spread smiles and empower yeah yeah okay. and so I'm a goofball and I make fun of. myself and in this case scenario you. know I was making my son of myself for. being a blonde thinking I had to sound. like him and I do remember being in the. recording studio saying wait that could. maybe that where I say like on the big. screen I go let's not be squeak let's. just say screen because it's not a. accent lose the alliteration last thing.

I think do you think perhaps it's do you. think in retrospect being genuine I'm. not attacking you do you think it is a. little bit insensitive with the context. and what is you I have a lot of people. I've run it by because I don't want to. make a mistake you know moving forward. especially right now yeah but I do think.

that I'm so goofy and I'm clearly making. fun of myself I actually I I adore all. people but I especially have a thing for. for Asians because my first inspiration. to do YouTube videos was Ryan Higa. back you know nigahiga that channel and. back about like 12 years ago and I. thought and one of his first videos was. how to uh how to be ninja and I thought. I was so great I've always loved ninjas. and so for me like you know and I went. to China but Jen's but Jen he's be hold.

on he's um he's Asian yeah but you know. what come on you guys make fun of us. yeah yeah we do we do a great defense. you can what a defender okay yeah you. can because you didn't know like [ __ ]. you well you said this girl she's a. rich Orange County she can't climb a. tree where's you know I grew up in. Oregon so well I think I think I.

probably was meaner I don't remember I. want to say though that I am Number One. I hadn't I thought you were just some. drunk girl at a party yeah who wrote the. song ten minutes before right your prep. you performed it and then I didn't know. anything about you so when you watch it. in that context you go wow yeah and also. you know you know I've seen not you. specifically but you know I've been to.

Orange County and you know I very. concern of its conservative area yeah. Irvine right there they're more. right-wing that's probably in California. the most right wing area right yeah. probably so and then when I see the. scope of the audience because I have. eyes right it's one Asian girl and. generally mostly white people white. people and you're singing this ninja. song yeah I think I was a little. offended when I saw it but now when I.

know that you know that they did LA that. you're a comedian right and you do you. comedic videos and that I think that I. give you more of a pass you know I'm not. I'm not gonna give you the past Bobby. can't give you the pass. I'm time taking the pass around now you. collect it well here's my thing I. understand what you I think I understand. what you think the intent was but I just. think it's um you know Ryan does that.

stuff because he's Asian we can it's. easier for us to make fun of ourselves. but you saying mean job you're but. you're do it but when doing in an in a. stereotypical Asian accent right right. right it's it's a TD well let me show. you let me show you something real quick. John you sent me this one let's watch. this watch this. there's a video Jen never no one's ever. seen this Jen sent me this and this is. her she actually went to she went to.

where did you go these are just random. clips like. and edited it completely alright let's. take let's take a look at this. how to throw a ninja star how to hit. hard. [Music].

okay is this in Orange County. yeah Laguna and then at some point at. some point you do go to where do you. where do you go in this video I went to. China oh okay you went to China. are you performing here in the street.

yeah well no what were you doing your. song I was just getting clips you know. seeing what cut and they loved me and. they were so sweet. everyone wanted a photo and especially. left flanges are from Japan they are. Japanese no but that's another part of. my blonde character right all right okay. and then I'm thinking well they're from. Japan but it's kind of funny that my you. know I think and I do that would you. know what some places comedians we kind.

of push the envelope. we sure do and then this is and then. this is you again you're and this is. still in China yeah and then you're at a. temple. and this is money on the street did you. did you get donations for something or. Rosetta bit my tiny guitars often get. tips oh wow and then your and then.

helping someone lifts up. [Music]. [Applause]. ooh that old perverting agent man look. at ya yeah he's not looking at her back. of her head I'll tell you that right. yeah know what I will say is that when I.

perform the song at my America good. party it was more for me to just perform. it because I wanted to is new and then I. plan to do the music video yeah let's. just test it out see what my followers. on YouTube think of the song I put it on. my youtube channel kind of forgot about. it for a couple of months and then a guy. named angry Asian man who's a blogger on. reddit I know it okay om you took a. screenshot of me with the girl behind me. and then did it right up and said you.

know racist white woman did it uh and it. got a ton of people jumping on it but he. actually didn't call me a racist he said. at the end of it I don't think she's. actually a racist that but he the title. and then everyone jumped on it but you. know I wish I wouldn't have posted me. performing it at the party out of. context that and you know I didn't think. it would go viral I thought yeah once a. music video and puts it in context. people will understand my my humor and. I'm making fun of myself. Jenny here's the here's the thing okay.

is I don't think I have a problem with. the song or now I'm thinking back now I. have an opinion now okay. or or the context of the song or the. lyrics I don't have a problem with the. rhyme or even the musical background I. think I have the problem with the accent. right and the problem with it is is that. growing up as a kid right white people. that look like you not used specifically.

and I have a lot of white friends would. come up to me and they would do this and. they would do the accent to my face and. then they would throw a rock at my head. right and they would bully me right and. I think when you when you see white. people now in 2020 whenever that was. filmed right there's a while ago right. how many years ago seven years ago right. it gives me you know it really does give. me PTSD right and I don't think that. you're a racist I just don't think that. you were mindful and be. really aware unconscious you know and.

yeah you didn't really think it through. yeah so you know I think that from now. on but genu you step your yeah but even. if you grew up or and you grew up there.

are a lot of jokes people do and I could. go well I take offense that I take. offense that yeah guys do jokes about. people with different accents and Bobby. I saw the clip of you on stage and you. were talking about hey so why do they. have to look for ninjas when they come. through security TSA the ninjas is only. going to now you know in the youth you. switched over to that type of an accent. and so that's our vision those Asian you.

know what that's item that I don't it's. like you know I don't say the N word in. front of a ever and from a black person. especially but black people say it to. each other because they have a pass. right could you ever like a valley girl. you know because people are the UM yeah. because Valley girls have never has. suffered oppression there's never been. like an oppressive moment of valley. girls that weren't given opportunities. or weren't given yeah look at no one.

know you just but here's the thing when. you say like we don't like Rio we. oftentimes make off-color jokes or or or. you know we we talk we we talk a lot of. dumb [ __ ] but context means almost. everything as a comedian so like the way. we do it or the subject involved it. matters a lot so when you say like oh I. should be able to do an act agent acts. and it's like yeah sure I guess I mean.

you just have to understand context is. gonna mean everything so the way it's. received is gonna be contextual so no. one knows how you really feel they're. gonna take at face value people know how. we feel on this show that's why we talk. so. freely but well you know people that do. you know me where that follow me yes. Billy what you know I if you look at the. work I've done for the last 12 years I. have given my heart and soul any money I. make in business I put right back into. right weeping to help unify women and.

Jenny we're not saying that you're a bad. person we think that you're a good. person I'm not saying that I don't I'm. not even calling you a racist I because. I'm wearing blonde I am such a different. I'm putting a box if I can do a funny. Asian accent what I can't do it. I can you think do you think you're not. allowed to do accents because you're. because you're a blonde white woman you. think it's a month you you think that's.

what that's the reason why it really. depends on who's doing the accent and. what's the context behind it right like. you know now I think that's more of it. than anything it's not like a pity party. it's like I can't do something because. I'm blonde it's not because you're. blonde it's it's got to be context right. it's everything got asked to have some. sort of contextual message to it but for. you you just want to be it you know well.

Jen you say you say you play the. character of a goofy blonde right are. you a goofy blonde in real life who's. who's who I kind of take my own real. personality and then I heighten it I'm a. little clumsy so in my videos I'm super. clumsy. you know I'm Apprentice Donald Trump I. but I because I want to break the ice. and you know get through to people I do. a self-deprecating thing even at my. seminars and things I try and laugh at.

myself and I try and make light of. things and I Drive like Barbie do I. Drive down the damn road and I get. pulled over by cops why are you doing. but if it gets some views and it makes. people laugh yeah something that I'm. really glad you guys. me on your show because you could have. said it now let's just you know let it. be you guys have given me a chance to. say Who I am and I really appreciate. that I see you guys love what you do. you're both really good you're going and. we need that right now we need.

positivity Oh Jen let me let me say this. to you I appreciate we appreciate you. but let me say this when you say. self-deprecating you gotta be. self-deprecating do you nan I mean like. if you're saying I've if I'm being. self-deprecating I can't if I'm being. self-deprecating about me being a. redhead I can't be a redhead making fun. of I can't make fun of being a redhead. but then do an Asian accent do you and I. mean because I'm not Asian so if I'm. doing self-deprecation I'd have to go. I'd have to go hey I'm just a dumb.

ginger I can't go oh I'm at the home of. Jean job I mean it would it wouldn't it. that doesn't that's not the same thing. so you can't if you're gonna make fun of. yourself for being a dumb blonde you got. to just be make fun of yourself for. being a dumb blonde we appreciate you. coming to speak here speak your piece I. will say this you keep thriving keep. doing your thing don't read comments I. try no they're gonna like you ripped.

apart you know I don't need a good. person I just you know just this is just. a suggestion maybe not do the accent no. more ninja how about no more ninja. write a new song baby no more ninja. songs about this will help you write a. song called a bit how about we'll write. a song called goofy dumb blonde and. we'll write it with you and then we can. I'm serious will do a song called we'll. do it like collab like a lab if you want. to do we'll do a collab called you know. something like a Orange County blonde or. something like that where blonde wigs.

all right Jen we we appreciate you very. much Jen you have a great rest of the. day for us we're all fine she's so toned. that III get to the port where I was. just like oh we just you were very nice. I was wasn't he exceptionally nice you.

were here like night once I realize you. made me hold my tongue I was once I. realized that we're dealing I've dealt. with people like that right. she's tone-deaf yeah and for when she. when she tried to equate her childhood. to my childhood same thing she grew up. in Oregon I know but people used to make. fun of her in Oregon they used to say. look at you I know girl.

yeah here's the thing she's gonna watch. the episode she's gonna see yeah I will. stand by my point very obviously I think. people that know me would obviously know. that I I help I did very good I did very. good at being nice and calm yeah what. did not get me and I know you were. saying slow down yeah because I hear. there was it because I wasn't gonna be. reading minutes in I wanted to get out I. know me too. right three minutes and I can feel your. energy. yeah my energy was like I'm out yeah. right yeah so then I was just playing.

nice yeah because I don't want to also. you know III think that she is in her. heart not a bad person. of course she's probably not great. person she just doesn't have the that. she doesn't have the she doesn't have. any social context to why any Asian. friend who's a real Asian friend would. go don't do that oh so any Asian friend. go that's not the oppressor you can't. yeah I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah I mean dude it you're we're talking. to each other here and also what made me.

laugh was like that asian chick didn't. know English it's super fast it that was. she went to school probably her first. words that she learned was you Gracie. so that you can tell her that you're. right oh she's on my game this is it. she probably said that yeah oh my god. it's uh what do you think Rudy let's.

hear rude zapping yeah I always like to. hear what Rudy has to say I mean people. know what we're what we feel about it. I don't hate the woman I think it's just. very she it's just it's just tone-deaf. it's just very it's very suspicious. she's an attractive white very white. right she has money you can see from you. know the backdrop I mean she's right. even even if she doesn't the point is. like is you know I'm just you know and. she has every right to defend her point. of view assure we let her do it and I. don't think that we have to persecute.

her I think that people's opinion I. think she's been persecuted by Ana well. I think if this comes out yeah this is. gonna be very difficult for her it's. coming now I know it is I know so that's. what I don't think that we needed to. really do much I didn't need to mean we. don't want to be mean people will have. their opinions but she also might get a. lot of followers here's the thing she. I'm sure she's not a bad person I think. she just when we live this is something. I talked about with the front when we. live in a certain area and we don't get.

to like leave an area you your your. views of almost everything will be kind. of sync singular because no one's. telling you you don't have one person. going hey you know what else is. different than that that I feel dadada. when nobody says that you know then you. kind of don't have any opposing views I. also have to say that yes I've seen. Chris D'Elia do accents from a different. land mm-hmm I've seen you do accents. from a different land yeah right.

yeah but the context it's not only that. it's funny it has to be tied into a. really strong punch line and there's got. to be a point to it yeah no that's. that's what I stats when I kept trying. to explain because you I've seen you you. know be very supportive of Hispanics for. instance yeah I talk about how much I. love [ __ ] back yeah yeah that's I. love Mexican beef that's the foundation. of the bit right and then when you do. accents you know it's funny because we.

get. the context is right because the context. is I'm supporting a group I write this. isn't supporting a group it's just. joking about this she's just doing the. accent so I think that's the problem. well I and it's hard to explain can't. the word context but context and comedy. is everything yeah it's it's hard to. explain that like dude I did I did a. whole bit about and is a true story when. I was in Costa Rica. yeah I saw Costa Ricans hate people from. Panama South could it's it's a violently.

Haiti do they fight each other all the. time I watched a guy getting his [ __ ]. face kicked in by two guys yeah and I. asked the guy that was with us I said. dude what the [ __ ] is going on like. write us out of this hotel and he goes. and I did the accent when I do the bit I. say he now he says this guy he says well. you're from he says no what are you from. yeah and he says penny Moore. [ __ ] and that was he for him you. know he [ __ ] him up he's friend come he. said he's from Panama they [ __ ] him up. bad and I tell the joke in the accent.

because I'm giving context of what's. going on right I'm not making fun of. that's what happened right that's. literally what happened and also let me. say this she brought up my ninja joke. which I haven't done in 18 years I don't. even know what yolked at it I know you. don't know I didn't understand I'd show. and after I did it then I just never did. it again but yeah but you'd you're your. agent not only that and my agent I say. one thing. yeah you cannot see me that's all I say. right but it's in the context of that's.

the last line of a three-minute bit yeah. right so she doesn't oh my god for her. to bring that up. it was interesting that's not. interesting it's just that I can do the. [ __ ] axe I'm [ __ ] Asian right she. says she doesn't stand by that what do. you think rude oh I want to hear it I. think she's mean going to China and.

doing doing the ninja stuff is really no. no well that's kind of [ __ ] crazy. yeah she's doing. she's performing she was performing for. me this this was this was very looking. and it's funny because people would say. that like let's just remove the word. races because people like to throw. around the word racist a lot right you. know and like I said - I said it's just.

extremely deaf it's very insensitive. it's very like you don't understand that. like none of these people are going to. come up to you and go hey this is [ __ ]. up don't do that accent. they wouldn't sound like that dude none. of these [ __ ] odds it gets in context. none of these people have yes and go. excuse me we have fun I'll give you the.

go-ahead of Asia go what you do is wrong. racist white lady yeah no one's gonna. say that yeah because they're [ __ ]. because you're a white American girl who. they're afraid isn't that that crazy. white American girls is what I expected. from her hmm you guys I just you know. looking back at doing that video that's.

so insensitive that I did that I'm so. sorry ya know and I'm I started an. organization to you know called no more. no more Asian accent no Raven X or. whatever it might be right. I thought that was good I didn't think. she was gonna come here and just defend. at that point of view she went ham she. wouldn't have - Rudy Rudy said the right. thing I'm sure she's not a bad person. I think people have good hearts but but. it did it piss you off a little bit yeah. yeah she did you know she did the. apprentice with Trump she said that and.

she and there was a whole like CNN thing. a while when he was running that he. kissed her and she was like I wasn't. offended by him like he just kissed her. by the elevator oh we should have asked. I didn't want to get into the depths of. Trump no we should ask who she sports I. can order what are you talking about she. did I just told you yeah Jennifer let's. see if we can pull this up Jennifer. Murphy Trump kiss I've seen the clip. before yeah here it is here you want to. see this that's her. yeah you want to see this she went to.

CNN and talked about not being offended. this is when Trump was running that is. her sure is sound like my dad. sure is let's hear it's only a minute. long but but can you tell us that the. kiss itself happened at Trump Tower at. some point you know so this is something. that frustrates me about the media and. journalism I mentioned at one point yes. he kissed me on the lips but that's what. they want to focus on it was a small. kiss it was after he had fired me on the.

apprentice he called me the next day and. said I still want to give you an. opportunity to work for me I was very. impressed with you so after several. meetings and getting to know him more he. walked me to the elevator at one point. and he did reach in and give me a little. kiss and I was a little surprised but I. wasn't offended and I could have turned. away and I really think that we need to. take these incidents into account and. make sure that we don't let the media. spin anything out of control and put. words in our mouth and that's why I'm. excited for the opportunity to or she.

comes on no no you show it before why. don't you show me this before she comes. off because I knew the reaction was. gonna be different. that's very clever of you yeah because. then it would have been a completely. different interview mm-hmm now if now we. put it into context mm-hmm all right. people burn her alive I'm kidding no.

it's just so I'm sweating it's so hot in. here it is very hot. wow that whole thing with you know it. was a cosmic experience for me thank you. I feel like you I wanted you to have it. like that yeah but can I tell you why. yeah honestly. mm-hmm I know you well enough to know. how you react to things yeah and and. lately shit's been weird and wild hmm. okay mm-hmm and I want to say this how. you reacted was impressive because I.

thought you were gonna be a little bit. more blunt and you were yeren what. proves to me is you're you're a really. good person and you don't like hurting. people you. don't you know that and and and you just. you you always usually you usually take. the right steps you almost always take. the right steps pop ya know you really. do you're really a good person just cuz. you disagree with her and you don't like. her and both of us don't agree with what. she does. you don't feel like you need to yell at.

somebody and and make them feel awful. because it doesn't earn you anything but. because we made fun of her for two. episodes shameful though huh I have a. feeling of [ __ ] let's just be real here. go ahead there is a feeling of shame. when she was on that I didn't go after. or more mm-hmm and the reason why is. because I've been conditioned yeah. through my life is just let why people. act the way they do mhm and well I mean. I stood up for you how I know you stood. up for me because I mean that my white.

friends would well because I don't like. it I I know I don't like it either. I I even checked myself and I'm now. thinking about how I behave just now. right and and because of all the things. that are going on in the world and I'd. have to change that about myself yeah. maybe yeah maybe we just learned a good. lesson. I don't defend myself I you know you. know I when a cop pulls me over I'm very. shy I'm sorry officer you know and I you. know and I let people talk to me in a.

certain way and just because I think I I. kind of subconsciously know the white. rules you know the white rules. yeah and there's there's a bit of shame. that comes along with that. right I think a lot of ages are that way. we want to stay quiet and we don't want. to be seen well that's why I just said. I'm not I wasn't joking around that's. why no one in that square said anything. to her right because I think that now. I'm no longer to be like that. you should voice your [ __ ] I'm the. card of it yeah guys I think it's coming.

out in certain different ways mm-hmm and. it comes out vocally around my. girlfriend at home mm-hmm I'll just say. things you know rage ow yeah right but. then when I'm in society you mean I just. I know this matrix II kind of this rule. or this this world that was built around. me and I have to kind of live amongst. and navigate through a navigate through. it and I know long I just I think that. that doesn't do. me any service I don't think it does. people that look like me any service and.

I'm quite frankly tired of quiet Asians. speak to [ __ ] up yeah I'm tired of don't. I mean rock the bone you know we're. doing great in this country right let's. not state our opinions mm-hmm I'm tired. of all that and because I am somebody. that really truly believes in certain. things that I don't want to say right. now you know yeah and yes of that whole.

thing with Britney what's-her-name. Chanyeol but she to me she thought it. looks like a Britney yeah you know the. whole thing with Jim was and actually a. cathartic experience from is that the. yeah that's a yeah yeah I was blindsided. by it I kind of wanted to see how that. was gonna work out yeah yeah I was in. awe of her but I mean in a negative way. well you here's here's what here's what.

I'll say I know what you're saying and I. know what the aloof she doesn't get it. yeah it doesn't get oh my god I couldn't. believe it. well and I kept looking at jewel it's. going let's cut it off right and the. jewels get points Wow what well here's. what here's what I've learned from. situations like this I knew I wanted to. say more right I did - yeah I did - but. also yeah I knew I know that I'm not.

gonna change her mind and it's not gonna. and it's not gonna be a good. back-and-forth if I just belittle. someone on our show mm-hmm I'd rather. have her speak her piece and let. everyone figure it out on their own I. also didn't want to be a comedy elitist. I am I know you are when she said. comedian but I understood that each. other decided me so much King happens. with me. whereas I go don't be a comedy elitist. because I don't like it what happens to. me there are there's a hierarchy above. me you know yeah but you're a literal.

comedian yeah I understand derstand that. I'm a legitimate comedian big difference. I know but you can't just say that a big. difference because it's every and you. can just say that. hey then that you said it and you can. say it but just listen for a second okay. that just because you're not passed at. the Comedy Store or any of these clubs. and you're not a comedian I know you. mean does this aller those comedians. that aren't just stand-ups right right. there are different types of community.

oh yeah yes you know I mean if you're a. sketch in my comedy elite mine yeah is. are you at the Friday Saturday company. at The Groundlings hmm because if you. are then you're like or you're just a. Sunday company or if you're even if. you're taking you know a course there. yeah I'd be like yeah you're legitimate. or yeah yo your UCB or you know ii see. or wherever it might be you could call. yourself a comedian. yeah right if you're um if you do.

youtube videos you're popular and you're. doing with legit people or whatnot like. you know i would say that so defining. line tends to be if you're funny it's. kind of like are you funny for the air. on it is like a sweatshop in here and. that's a joke that we can't say I just. said it. oh my god contact you brought up that. ninja joke oh my god I couldn't believe. it. I'm like yeah well here's my thing is uh.

I'm just it's shell shock I have PTSD. from that experience. well look we we all held back and we did. the right thing and we were very nice. and we want to thank our producer. grundle for setting that up so yeah say. Thank You grundle mm-hmm say thank you. grande Thank You grundle. you also if you're not if you're not. from California where she's from okay. Irvine Orange County that area right is. highly conservative which I don't mind. if you're conservative I don't give a. [ __ ] right it's generally white yeah.

it's very well it's very white I do. great numbers in Irvine to you yeah yeah. I do great number I create a lot of. business there yeah I love my Orange. County folks yeah I get what it is it's. like you know San Diego people go oh you. grew up in what great weather it's very. conservative I didn't get any. women until I moved to LA because they. didn't want to date an Asian yeah in LA. it's more multicultural right there. ahead thinking in San Diego still back.

then was very like you know very white. yeah and I grew up with that yeah so um. so in the knack in that context of Hertz. and where she grew up and just annoying. the video and just having her trying to. you know mean defend her position was. just um that was the wrong move Jen oh I. feel bad for you right now. yeah I was picked on for being a redhead. very often as a young man mmm.

so my defense mechanism was to be mean. and make fun of people and embarrass. them mm or physically fight them or just. I would fight I just wanted to fight. people it was just a defense mechanism. right when I got older I learned how to. use that and embrace it and make fun of. it but I didn't do it with an Asian axe. yeah that also brings up a point cuz I. just you know huh I've been thinking. about this a lot for a long time that I. was bullied to it as well.

by my father and people online like you. always play as a victim I find I'm. killing it. yeah we're doing all right killing it. alive I'm not a victim no you know IIIi. I'm not you know letting people to feel. sorry for me no you just speak about. your experiences yeah so but I was. bullied by my dad I was bullied as a kid. you know you know I was the guy that. would they would dangle my head on the. toilet and it fluffs a toilet my head. would go. surely swirly that's I always wanted to.

do that was a kid in the locker yeah. yeah they put me in the locker for two. days yeah yeah and I remember um when I. lived in Minnesota they should throw the. snow ball like ice balls at my head Wow. and they would yeah yeah in the snow. they would call you an Eskimo I would. run you know oh man did you ever laugh. while you're running away no cry you it. was really hurting you. did you ever pretend my point is did you. ever pretend like you were enjoying it. no with ice balls and my head believing.

no no you know what I'm saying no I. never did you never played it up no I. would eventually I would get mad. yeah be angry but did you ever want to. fight but without those insuk. experiences I don't think I would be. where I'm at right it strengthened me. yeah I think in many ways bullying you. know those bullies that I grew up with. where are they no you [ __ ] know we're. doing there doorman. you know me here for the bullies I mean.

doorman is a good job some people great. job yeah you're saying you're saying. we're the bullies are is probably not. where you are that's a better way to say. it no it's not a catch a title to it. right I don't know if I would have been. a comedian yeah if I didn't go through. all the experiences thank God for. bullies I mean I mean it I think Stan. Lee didn't get bullied you think he was. the cool guy you think Stan Lee was. walking out of class going who's gonna. suck Stan Lee's dick between fourth and.

fifth period yeah no he was probably got. the [ __ ] beat out of because the the. inner voice hmm I will show you one day. I will show you that's been playing. through my head even as a kid right the. danger the danger right there is the one. day I'll show you has to come from an. honest Talon point not from one day I'll. get a gun oh I know that's all people. Riley Rogers did that right the thin. line of bullying yeah. one day I'll show you I'll be successful. versus one day I'll show you I'll shoot.

up the school. yeah I'm saying in a positive way yeah I. never thought one day I'm gonna. slaughter me but because I just knew. inherently that killing another human. being is [ __ ] wrong yes of course in. any way so in my head on my I didn't. know if I was gonna be a comedian or not. hmm. right but I just remember going you know. and I remember struggling as a comic and. like going I'm not making money nobody. likes me whatever it might be but I. remember that inner voice going you got.

to keep going. yeah you got to make this happen Yeah. right and I think that without that I. don't know I could be wrong there's. probably era pissed watching right now. going you have it all wrong you would. have made it regardless you know but. that thought has always been there yeah. it's still there yeah but that it feels. your fire. it fuels me I'm a lazy dumb piece of. [ __ ] and people go you're smart but you. know I when I say Dom I don't mean um. they have street smart smarts and I'm a.

bright guy you know but I'm not like. book smart yeah you know I've read some. Dostoevsky in my lifestyle but you've. never read a book yes I have I read the. idiot I read notes from the underground. I read fear and trembling but. Kierkegaard I liked philosophical. Kierkegaard's great yeah you do like. philosophic stuff yeah like Descartes. Brett read his meditations yeah so I do. read that you know who Yogananda is love. him had it three times delicious let's.

all take one taro and one Yogananda. crazy yeah. you should be Yogananda oh well I'm not. gonna get I'm not gonna get into the. depths of it but have you ever heard of. srf do you know what that is. self-realization fellowship um okay I. won't get into it you should look it up. I know I know Bobby's frustrated okay. first things first do with the do-more. we do we have to do we have to yes we.

have to thank somebody you know Thank. You Obama no thank you Jesus yeah let me. keep going let me just see let me get. Hey let me guess okay well you know. thank you. Bryan Ferry no you know Prime various. brain fairy Bryan Ferry I don't know one. of my favorite singers huh thank you to.

share my phone no I already told you oh. yeah I know who share my phone was it. you don't listen to me no week by week. we'll be thinking thank you for being a. bad friend. [Music].