I'm Bobby Mom With Bobby's Mom | Ep 200 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are dis it looks really. cool you or something we're bad friends. okay. go 200 episodes going that was it that. was it that was it that that was the. intro P go. ahead penetra feels so good anyway um. welcome to another episode what is this. 200 200 this is our.

from Las vasev welcome to bad friends uh. from Las Vegas Nevada we had a little. fun last night we came in uh we went out. to a nice beautiful family dinner didn't. we talking about Cayman yeah go ahead. talk about it I did it yeah yeah man you. make sweet love last night no by myself. two. pillows are you being serious yeah yeah. face me a little bit will you will you. turn and face me oh move your chair that. way so you're angle towards me oh yeah. yeah I want to look at my guy oh sorry. we have to connect I want to look at my.

guy we have to connect you know can I. say something say it B you're a master. of all things oh don't do it to you are. you're can I tell you tell why you're. the master of all things tell me why. number one um you know so many things. about a great number of things like for. instance gambling um you're good at um. this why I made you face this way so you. wouldn't watch the people walking by cuz. he's distra distracted by distracted by. the if a butterfly flies by this guy an. hour and a half yeah you're like my dog. with a squirrel yeah let can I just say. something please you're the master of. all things like when we went B one time.

you're so good but also in gambling last. night I was started winning because. you're next to me and you're like you're. very good you you know manly things you. also know things about like restaurants. and stuff like where go you go go here. this one and what did we do last night. when we gambled who who won money last. night let's start from the beginning all. right first of all you went okay so. number one you go I go I texted you I'm. like where are we going to um you know. eat you know any restaurants and you're. like don't worry about it which is like. you know what I mean don't worry about. it he knows that don't worry about it we. went to a restaurant last night called. deila DEA right it was probably one of.

the greatest restaurants I've been to in. the. last three and a half years that's. pretty good three and a half it's pretty. good what' you eat psych let me list off. what you. ate Hamachi Kudo mhm you had tuna tartar. you had pigs in a blanket chicken. fingers truffle fries crab Caesar salad. regular Caesar salad Jesus [ __ ]. tomahawk steak.

franzino carrot suley Jesus roasted. cauliflower ice cream ice cream sunday. Su uh sexy chocolate brownie what was it. called [ __ ] Brownie I don't eat that. uh three Diet Cokes yeah yeah yeah I. spilled one yeah on me you I SP D on you. I'm so sorry it's okay on her new dress. got a brand new outfit and you spill an. entire diet I didn't even care I was. having so much fun I was like pour. another one so we had a delicious little. dinner amazing dinner then then.

afterwards we're like um what do we do. what does one do in the Las Vegas area. so we went gambling we had to and then. um you know I started winning oh first. can I just say this before before um. even Delila I won $2,000 remember you. won $2,000 in a machine and I said what. are you going to do with the $2,000 two. jackets two jackets that's what he. bought right away two jackets Aviator. Nation a you got to do it dude you got. to do it you got to spend if you're. going to get it you got to give it away. I also have to say about this Wind. Casino you like.

it uh oh penetr feels so good okay. sticking my tip makes me feel so good so. the more you sing the song the more I. think you actually made love to somebody. a pillow so anyway before we went to De. deila um I want and I got the two things. and then I have to say that the night. before I was here by myself and I went. to this place you went to best friend. best friend yeah how many times you been. here throughout my life yeah oh my God.

remember I you know I've done something. probably 100 and this one you love a lot. yeah I I I've been coming here since the. first time I ever came was 1996 and. where I opened for Paulie where what. room at Riviera oh wow and then you know. she um I perform I did five minutes and. then mity came up to me after the show. and she goes you're a paid regular and. that's where my journey really began you. got passed here oh yeah that's wild I. didn't know that story I thought you got. passed in La yeah so MIT was out here.

when they used to have house can I ask. you a question yeah what feels so. good penetrate feel so good exactly dude. the 200th episode feels pretty good and. we have a a a special surprise we have a. special surprise yes we do what is it. what is it it's very special do you guys. want to see it yeah I'd love to okay. Carlos I get to see your penis finally. yes yeah oh my. goodness my mom's here by.

it's Bobby Mom Mom Mom it's Bobby mom. why you why you in a wheelchair because. Carlo's broker no why you wheelchair. because I want to surprise yeah but you. can't walk anymore she's just tired. really she she's like you she's tired. I'm cripper no no T why why why shees. the headphones no because I couldn't. sleep last night yeah because I want to. see you oh I love you Mom oh my God. surprise so sweet ladies and gentlemen I. walk with here not flying oh you walked.

here that's why you're not this is so. shocking that you I I feel so bad that I. sang the penetration song What you sing. it again for your mom mom mom I I wrote. a song didn't I tell you I want to see. you in my dream last night yeah uhoh. that's you that was you yeah you're a. bullfrog I saw a bullfrog last night and. that was my mom I guess she goes I'm. going to see you in the dreams sing her. the song that you wrote for her. penetration no that's not that's not. right it is no anyway mom have you. when's the last time you went to Vegas.

about 40 years ago what' you do here I. lost lost. $20 and and back then that was like. $20,000 $20 back then was like $20,000. like 1814 I guess that was a that was a. lot of money back then yeah yeah you. were here and you lost $20 what' you Los. it on what did you gamble what did you. play horror quarters quarters what's. quarters I don't know what quarters is. quarter quarter machine machine yeah.

yeah machine you know what your mom said. to me she. said all right don't do cut. it you got mentally handic yeah well. she's she's Shing she's not B Shing. she's handicapped yeah so she's half of. it please don't say that about my mom. well you said B Shing and I just put it. together it's me say that about my. M see they're doing it. again well look.

yeah yeah know she's just tired she's. old right you son of a [ __ ] dude don't. ever do that in the in the quarter slots. Bobby last night won a th000. $2,000 really $2,000 ask you put it in. again and you lost no I bought no I. cashed out and I bought jackets two. jackets I want my shirt. too Totum shirt you want a Tottenham. shirt uhuh a number seven because. because of son son uh mom do you [ __ ]. Mom hey F no [ __ ] you man hey [ __ ] you.

too dude hey chill out I want to say. something on M okay you know that. Tottenham is you know what team do I. like aser yes who's their main enemy. toam toam because son no that's not. because of son it's just they're Rivals. you can't just be all like I like. Tottenham. now son she she likes Tottenham because. there's a Korean dude named. mix what's his name son I know. many yeah I'm mean why do you like him.

because he's a Korean you like. everything Korean huh yeah everything. Korean really is there anything Korean. that you don't talk in the mic yeah you. got to talk in the mic I am oh didn't. Mom how you doing in Phoenix okay you're. doing okay wonderful how old are you now. awesome how old are you now how old are. you 80 wow in two months in two months. so don't call don't save me any you know. congratulation on my birth uh birthday.

you don't want me to say congratulations. you you didn't do last year you didn't. wish her happy birthday last year happy. birthday last year no even Steven didn't. do so I'm going to let him know when my. birth day again you know it's your. favorite 13 it's feary 13 okay can I say. this though we don't do holidays you. know we our family doesn't do it no I do. on your birthday barely though no every. every year I do yeah but you don't send. anything you just say happy birthday. that's what I want feary you want.

birthday no I don't want any money I. didn't say money I just all right from. now on then February 13th I'll give you. just to say mom happy birthday to you. that's all I want okay okay okay okay. it's it too much to ask it's not too. much to ask it's not too much to ask. what's so funny from now. on3 what do you mean from now on you. learned that at like 12 12 yeah you do.

yeah yeah I don't know what do you mean. what do you learn at 12 to be respectful. to your mother yeah okay you're right. you got to buy her that shirt now what. shirt the team you a Tottenham shirt I'm. G to give you a Tottenham shirt you get. her why don't you give her why don't you. buy that today why don't you give her. that shirt today like a a big one. because I don't like a small clothes. okay okay I like a 2X 2x 2x y pajamas. you pajama like a pajama H yeah but you.

know soccer jerseys aren't fun to sleep. in mom I know what you going to wear you. going just wear we at home you going to. wear at home mhm okay I'll get you one. and uh darker color yeah yeah dark dark. dark color no white mom tottenham's. colors is white and blue no they have no. they have a. brown they have they have away you have. they have a away kit as long as it's not. white right you don't like white like. white anything Jersey people yeah he.

doesn't like white well I'm. white talk on the mic mom talk here you. know what she said to me when I went and. said hi to her she goes oh I'm not. getting used to she said I asked her. what she goes your hair yeah he hair is. red right yeah I know how do you feel. about that but it's not red anymore yeah. it's the same color it's blonde no it's. not that's blonde what the [ __ ] you. talking about maybe I'm uh color blind.

color blind. yeah finally I know I'm color blind yeah. is she well let me see she flew in today. yeah yeah she's flying back tonight yeah. yeah okay she flew in it for this yes. okay good yeah I'm oh tonight I'm. leaving how was the flight good oh yeah. was it. Southwest was it Southwest yeah you. Southwest at. 80 no no first.

class okay okay well let him sit and. talk on the mic for some for a second so. we can brutalize him for a minute. explain. here Bobby yeah really light him up. about this South let her get on her iPad. by the way what are you doing you want. to watch color color you want color okay. thank you find the color mom so my mom's. listen my M you you fly me and Andrew's. first class right yeah and um. semi-private sometimes yeah yeah jsx. like today we had private yeah yeah yeah.

so why why my mom um e color yeah e. color the green one it's an away kit I. will can I see the color this is the in. long. sleeve this is son this is this is who. we want long sleep okay yeah yeah hot. could you R and like uh twox you know. Mom that's you know can I you're right. you're right here give me this you got. it Mom yeah Mom just listen to me okay. just listen to me real quick okay I. already list all the Korean men you like.

right you like BTS right they're all. handsome yeah yeah right talk on the mic. talk on the mic. oh on people listening to me right yeah. he's kind of tall handsome athletic he's. tall athletic handsome M you never look. you but you spawned. ugly you me no you're not I know but not. ugly but you spawned 5 foot2 chubby. weird. that's why I like another guy told.

you're perfect I know but I'm just. saying the guys you like don't look. nothing like I well I don't have to be. like your height yeah I know but the. thing is I love you that's all you know. I love you that's all what do you mean. like she doesn't have to be sexually. attracted to your type like her mother. love obsessed she's obsessed with why'. you bring that into it that's [ __ ]. weird don't bring that why do you want. your mom to be sexually attracted to. your body type no I'm not saying that. what I'm saying is that she likes.

goodlooking Asian even women but she. doesn't like like she never said like I. like this Korean actress who's 4 foot n. and has a gigantic head to be fair last. night outside the wind we were talking. about our body types we like and you. said no chunkos yeah that's what you did. say that said you like them really. really what do you do now I got to tell. you Carlos sober is the best version. I've ever seen of himself this is. amazing the clarity is huge what are you. talking about right now dude clear dude. I'm seeing things in a different way.

dude tell him what happened really tell. me what happened last time he's going. clear you went clear he went clear I. went clear he went next time my mom see. her get her first class she's old and. she's like my mom I I know she I I know. I know her we text she's Bobby mom in my. phone wait you text her with him oh yeah. you like him oh yeah why because he's a. good to me he is yeah U Mama have you. ever heard of Glory Halles Glory Halles. what is that no we did. a good I'm just saying he's into Glory.

Halls yeah I don't want to tell you what. they are but it's not you I'm good. matter it doesn't matter somebody good. to me we saw an ESC oh you like it yeah. when on the way here we saw an escort. while walking and I said hey that looks. like a prostitute and we had a good. laugh right remember. that M. moola.

no shut up shut up shut up B what he say. he this is what he said right this is. good for our audience when you were. walking. inala all right when you're walking. seven words are making sense now for. everybody what do you mean slow down. okay okay yeah and don't yell especially. at your mother okay she just couldn't. hear me but the laugh is on camera what. did he say what he say so you you you. don't want me to like a PO guy and good. looking what problem wrong with that.

thank you what's wrong with that yeah. because I love as you are I never say. you are too short or Too Tall whatever. you know he's not too tall he's never. too never guys you're you're right you. really yeah yeah you're right you're. perfect just the way you are because. you're perfect to me yes I'm perfect to. you thank you yeah not as perfect as. Steve but you're I'm always your side. right so what you asking more you're. right right like are you attracted are. you attracted Bobby to women that look.

like your mom shut up are you attracted. I don't I don't even know why you. brought that up let's not even let's. move on you were the one that did it you. say that she kind of is actually cuz. she's thin BTS whatever asan shut the. [ __ ] up everyone shut the [ __ ] up let's. calm down be nice so what he said was. what do you mean be nice to Carlos he's. clean now when we're coming in mom he. said that when you were coming you saw a. prostitute you know what a prostitute is. Pakistan Pakistan Pakistan yeah a. Pakistan we saw a Pakistan no a.

prostitute. prostitute did you laugh okay good yeah. see confirmed confirmed. K these noises just sound like drums. what. mean really what are you saying what. were you saying she was saying that she. she was basically telling me what a. prostitute is they they receive money. and all that kind of stuff oh yeah what.

what's a prostitute in Korean what's it. called oh what's the word what's it. called I don't want to say it yeah say. it Korean. yeah you just said it earlier shame you. already said it not in did yeah you did. yeah yeah yeah what is it um. prostitute hooker no no you're not going. to say it ch. ch ch.

so many words so many words just to say. hooker it's like nine words for one. thing yeah let's tell your let's tell. your mom about uh some of the things. that happened last night okay so we're. going to tell you what happened last. night okay yeah you don't have to say. anything just listen Okay I always. listen to All right so tell me what. happened last night well I went to bed. at 10 p.m. I had a headache yeah yeah. yeah I did my thing but remember you. told me to go cash out my winnings and. give them to mcone cuz mcon lost your. lost my $300 yeah so I gave him $300.

uhhuh he lost that too and then he went. to a strip club with. Andrew do you think he deserved one to. go to the strip. club yeah okay he deserved to go I like. like when you're down that's good you. gotta go so he lost so Jesse can help. tell the story so he lost $600 of mutual. friend money right yeah he spent. everybody's money last night everybody's. money last night I gave him some money. too she gave him some money too so I. take him to the strip club. okay I go to the strip club me Jesse uh.

Mone and my friend balino we go to the. strip club it's nice it's lowkey it was. awesome we're having a great time I. don't know much I don't feel weird vibes. from balino you do yeah why he's just. right there yeah I want him there yeah. yeah in case something happens he's our. security okay he's just a little strong. for me he's very strong much yeah that's. why you're threatened he's sharp no but. he like when I play fight he goes a. little too far yeah because why are you. playing with fire what are you doing. you're going to get burnt kiddo stop. putting your hand on the stove it's. going to hurt and I just kind of like to.

Grapple a little bit then me in a thing. and. I just don't put me in the thing no he's. got yeah yeah so we went to the strip. club I said to I handed uh we got a. couple hundred and ones uh and. immediately Mone gets attacked like the. like the sucker he is immediately she. sits on him so he can't move yeah a girl. does oh yeah yeah he's beautiful or what. yeah she was pretty they were all pretty. they were all pretty but I mean she sat. right in his lap so he couldn't move. like a sucker you know like a sucker. anchored him yeah anchored them down and. then what do I get a text that says what.

what do you think what do you think the. text says from who from Mone help no. okay can I can I have cash please oh can. I have cash plz can I I just say. something let me ask you something he's. already he's already out $800 you have. an ATM card yes I do but earlier in the. evening Andrew said you better not go to. the ATM okay but you have an ATM card I. do all right do you have money in your. account I do okay do you know that your. password yeah just get my. why what are you asking Andrew for money.

for I did eventually go to the ATM how. much did you pull out I pulled out. $80 tell them why why what do you what. can you do with 80 uh because I I needed. to tip them as well two beers two beers. oh well no the two beers were separate I. put that on my card and then I had to. pull out cuz she was like tip and I was. like I guess and then so I I pulled out. $80 in cash and I gave her 40 idiot he. just thought she was into did you think. she was just like into you no but I'm. just I'm bad like it's so awkward to say.

no it's like it's like it's like the. coffee shop when they make you on the. iPad give a tip it's like that times a. thousand you should yeah but you ordered. the coffee yeah you did so you got you. got you you asked for money you got the. coffee sat on my lap I didn't order any. coffee the coffee came up to me you. didn't walk in there dance so you you go. Uncle Andrew can I have money for the. lap dance that is essentially he comes. over gives you cash I went over to him. all right and how many dances you get. one six minutes $100 how long was how. long how good was a dance. she kned me in the balls accidentally.

but other than that it was pretty good. did you get a wrecked. yeah was it a little moist in the tip no. moisture okay has your mom been to a. strip club have you been to strip. club no don't don't don't. don't she did but she doesn't. know it's okay it's okay I. think I cannot hear. put on the headphones if she want no can.

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us you went to St Club in Michigan yeah. why yes no friend oh you went a friend. went oh women or men women's but but the. dancers were men or women naked naked. man yeah oh it's man. yeah you. see penis. one really. boy wait his name was Dragon Boy Dragon.

Boy Oh bra bra Brazil oh Brazil wait. it's called Brazil no he's hez came from. Brazil he came oh Brazil oh my God oh my. God oh oh ugly she scary oh my God she. scary too. big big yeah how's. Dad's dad's penis yeah small no a not. Brazil not Brazil though not.

Brazil that's ugly it's ugly yeah well. you see you were sitting there with your. friend and Brazil was coming dancing to. you yeah did you give him money I don't. you didn't know because I didn't enjoy. it oh you didn't enjoy it Jing Jing. scary she said well it is scary when you. get a big Brazilian penis in your. face oh you you're not I like you're not. except D I don't want daddy's dick is.

the best dick it is that's what my mom. just said daddy's dick is the best dick. that's the name of this episode daddy's. dick is the. best can I tell you the coolest thing of. the shrip club though please lady gets. on her hands her spreads her legs up. puts a dollar on her vagina love this it. goes in the air floats in the air like. confetti one girl made it hover for a. minute yeah it was awesome wom were. doing on back legs in the like a shin. Lim stripper situation like magic also.

we don't know no we do know oh we do. know yeah so it kept in the a by our. queefs yeah I think so. okay it was awesome it was it was dude. it was honestly amazing we had we had. some of the acrobatics of some of these. girls was shocking one of the girls was. walking on the ceiling whoa walking on. the ceiling who like Crossing Tiger. Hidden Dragon yeah like Mission. Impossible she dropped from the pole and. hovered on the ground she right before. she Ethan Hunt.

and all that was queef. nois um me and this guy mark babit back. in the late 90s I used to open for menia. yeah we know the great Carlos Mania yeah. we know and we were at a uh a theater in. Texas and this guy Mark babbett who was. like back then a promoter he goes hey I. got a girl to come back here to give us. a dance and then um she she got naked. and me and Mark sitting next to each. other she bent over and her. [Music].

vagina just use a different word oh yeah. her um gash there it is. no um her sexual organs or something. that's. better more approved by your M yeah her. sexual organs. were green we this a sec green have have. you ever seen a green ask your have you. ever seen a green a green vagina I don't. never see any me neither you and me you. wait you've never seen other people's.

vagina before. no why I know I mine you have never seen. yours no you've never seen your own. vagina I know why I know exactly why why. would you yeah I guess that is true. weird it's weird it is weird it is weird. to look at it it's weird right yeah how. can you see yours well you have a mirror. right yeah you don't just lay there for. the mirror and just look at it or no no. that's what you do if you had one when I. put something like a you know something. in there you know like what. okay.

uh okay I thought she goes do you hear. what she said go too far I'm not going. too far I think you went too far. mom I think you went too far okay so. she's looked at it if there was acne. sure yeah yeah let's move on from anyway. she. was I you're right you're right right. did you say banana what what was that. banana she's like why would I look at my. own yeah why would we look at her own. and you're absolutely right that's a. good point very good question why move. on anyway I don't know why so me and. Mark babbit um we said pull it back up.

to the lady no and she left she was. super sad yeah but it was like not just. green it was like the Hue was like a you. know how like incred an Incredible Hulk. mid-transition yeah it was like kind of. grayish green all the skin everything it. was like really bad like almost. fluorescent tints I didn't like that no. thank you anyway we didn't have that. experience last night at all no but one. lady she was asked if she could use me. as a prop and I said no thank you and. then she put her her sexual organs in. Andrew's face right in my face and he.

said they smelled bad she said who's my. next victim it smelled bad it didn't it. didn't I think she had been it's uh she. had been she had been working out she. beening she'd been working long shift. sweaty then long shift long shift yeah. it's like World War II Normandy yeah she. was in the trenches there was a couple. of girls there that went on stage a few. more times than they should of do you. know what I mean by that where you're. like you already got yours dude let some. of the new M how do you feel about the. Japanese oh boy. how do you feel about the.

Japanese do you have any Japanese. friends no no Chinese friends no Korean. friends oh yeah yeah are you going to. therapy still no no more therapy I don't. need it you don't need it I'm a normal. person you're a normal you're normal. you're pretty normal say I have to pay1. $10 we paying yeah we pay oh yeah okay. and she send me you know like a text. message you don't like it no no no it's.

okay she how you I you only went one. time I thought you said you're going to. go I say I wasn't feel good you I have. to lie to her because I cannot tell her. I don't have any problems people has a. problem right but I don't want a problem. you you don't have any problems no not. that kind of to talk to people okay I. can talk to myself at home but but Mom. but can I ask you something growing up. there was a lot of trauma well I got. over oh what do you mean I have a trauma.

so you don't have dreams about your. little sister yeah but that's a trauma. that is it is Mom well she died and she. was in my dream she died in front of you. yeah in the uh K yeah yeah yeah and. that's not traumatic well it was like 70. years ago oh okay well then you know I'm. 80 you're. 80 when I was like over. my point is is that even if I'm a. 10-year-old kid and I saw Steve get run.

over by a truck but I didn't see her. that accident well you came back down. and then you saw no we went to school. first and she follow us a school later. because she she wake up late oh she woke. up late yes we didn't see her accident I. guess that's a lesson you waking up on. time good comedy D. Universal have normal thing yeah five in.

the afterno in the afternoon yeah so mom. um in terms of the Japanese though you. you have normal resentment yeah let's. get back to racism yeah yeah no let's go. let's move on no no no Japanese he says. you don't like any Japanese people at. all I didn't say this he did he said. that I never said that I was just asking. I didn't say I didn't like a Japanese. people I know but remember they. oppressed us I know that the government. oh the government yeah not people right. just like a Godzilla minus one right. that's the exact same right that's the. same theme you're right Mom it's the.

government not not people whoa dude why. did you see that growing. up he never said that [ __ ] gr up ask. yeah you said would say crazy [ __ ] you. never ask I know right but that was very. clever I mean not for you're right it's. the government not the people right. because when I see Japanese very nice I. love them I love them too you know yeah. but maybe they are government is in a. nice to Korea you yeah like Emperor hito.

Emperor hito 40 years 40 years they took. everything they took rice rice uh trees. trees they cut all the trees Korean. trees to make them to uh like a war they. took from them all Kore oh so they Cho. down the trees trees make war no trees. to make war yeah and they labor Korean. go there and labor they labor yeah yeah. no pay no pay no even go there oh y.

women to do. what what is. it. [Music]. prostit well it's all for Circle no pay. no pay okay oh so the prostitute didn't. get paid so back in the this is what I. can now that I won't stand for I won't. stand that yeah the treine with the r. was back in the day Japanese came to. Korea they chopped on their trees for. some reason well cuz they take away. their. oxygen oh that's how cruel it's actually.

pretty clever how cruel Japanese man. they're so smart that's wild yeah you're. Emperor hito I'm like a cut them off. where they. breed Emperor hito what do you mean what. are you implying choke them out I love. but what do how do we do that Rob about. the. trees you're genius can you imagine. that's what a what a roundabout way to. try to kill people so rip out trees. that's crazy that's insane yeah yeah.

then after that Korean War broken. everything you know everything destroyed. you saw it all no no no trees no house. no and and how old were you when that. happened H how old were you I was like. seven years old wow and I remember. exactly you know all the stuff oh yeah. that really never forget you never. forget so that's maybe trauma yeah. that's a traum that's real trauma you. know that was a really best bad.

memory you what talk do you yeah do you. look at him still oh yeah yeah yeah but. that was. trauma oh but that that's not very. memory to me I have a really not bad. memory no I remember to get through what. happened Mom Mom did you see dead bodies. huh did you see dead people in the oh. yeah Street on the street how many many. many many and that's no B deal we live. in in the M kind of mountain I remember.

the mountain remember the mountain. yeah oh okay okay that was this was the. original. concept what do you mean what do you. mean what do you mean she saw dead. people she does yeah yeah that was a. sixense she said she said she sell. thousands of dead people bodies but that. was not fine but it's no big deal no big. deal yeah well still s years ago. War what do you expect what do you. expect what a party yeah a war party. yeah by the way imagine if a dictator.

was like it's War what do you expect. party dead people hunger people hung. people yeah yeah no food no no what did. you eat then as a. kid uh like most like uh mom look at me. no no I don't I don't no no I don't need. any. but you know people that ate dog no I. don't lick I don't like you don't.

lick you don't lick dogs no no oh no I. never did you eat dogs back then H dog G. geogi some people you never ate geogi no. okay you can tell you can tell she. hasn't eat dog yeah you don't have it. yeah you don't have it here innocent. face you can tell it you can tell you. can. always any meat when I Were Young no. meat yeah vegetarian until like I came. here to America yeah you know okay how.

old how old are you when you moved to. the United States 24 24 so I've been. here like almost 60 years so wow and my. English is so good so good no it is it's. not like Korean I speak perfect Korean. well your Korean is Flawless but your. English is pretty good it's better than. and than his fancy yeah listen how bad. his English is oh my English is okay see. he's from Spain boo oh yeah there it is. there we go there we.

go yes yeah I speak a little you do. poito poito poito do you that's his. wife's nickname for him poito do you. remember this song. mom to to yeah sing it rabbit that's you. want to sing it yeah don't know I want. to sing with. you.

I can't believe there hasn't been any. Korean Superstar. musicians you don't that's a good song. that's like your right and that's not. really a Grammy award-winning song is it. r r r your Bo gent in the string PR yeah. very good very good merily now this now. this part's going to be hard for both of.

you yeah you got to go through right. right through that one skip that one. like. element yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway. let's go back so last night um you went. to strip club you lost all our money he. owes us the red red that kid with a hat. he owes us6. $1600 give it to me give it to her give. her give her the. bring it home she's going to bring it. home yeah oh what's the consequences you.

asked yeah I'd like to know I. mean cash only [ __ ] I think. consequences that you're just on um. you're on your last. straw and are you meaning it right now. yeah you're on the last you're on the. last draw like he is Carlos is the last. draw you're on the last draw you [ __ ] up. one more time I we're going have to let. you go and I'll tell you this I'm going. to be real yeah everywhere I go.

oh so don't. you don't you he speaking Spanish he. doesn't speak English oh yeah yeah. everywhere we go they go hey women men. cooler than you harder working than you. more likable than you can we work for. you guys I'll do anything you got ask a. lot right you're ungrateful you lose our. money yeah right at dinner last night we. probably spent thousands of dollars. couple thousand dollars yeah right no. guess what he asked for in the beginning.

caviar caviar the guy the guy asked for. caviar this kid this kid right there in. the red he wants caviar for dinner no it. wasn't a joke a joke that was not a joke. he was like this with this he's like oh. is he smoking yeah yeah there was no. this is no cigarette was in it right. that's how insane it is had a mon like. cavar yeah he goes Bob we can get cavar. he didn't say can we get right said we. can get cavar yeah and I said I wanted. it yeah but what' I say no no because.

you [ __ ] it up by the way if you. didn't say anything he would have got. the caviar but then you said something. and you expect the caviar and I made him. finish everything he wanted tuna tartar. and hamachi Kudo so I made him eat it. eat it all and then when he was full and. he said I can't eat any more food there. was Tomahawk Steak left over from you. guys I made him finish that too yeah. because you have to finish you haveo. Jess Jesse you um don't come to Vegas. often this your second time here yeah. well I've I've been doing but open mics. like not even on the Strip like yeah and.

I well I headlined Wise Guys to shout. out to poly but this is the most fun. I've ever had on the Strip we had so. much fun last night I'm sad that you. weren't with us you had to go to bed. early I understand you got to get your. sleep but we had a great time well I. don't drink so you know we weren't. drinking I but at one point at some. point well I was also hang out with. people other people I know I get it he's. on his last draw he on last are you. leaving where you going yeah please get. out of here I don't want to look at your. face anymore for a little while oh my. God unbelievable deserves the world I.

know we give him so much he did Vegas. right he didn't spend a dime of his own. money that is exactly correct the best. way to do Vegas is to have everybody pay. for everything for you that's right. right so this is our 200th episode it's. pretty powerful if we're going to sit in. it for a second it's pretty amazing. we've done 200 we did 200 episodes um. and let's let's be honest it's hard yeah. to constantly you know I mean it's hard. but I think that we have a really good. team and boy what a good um combination.

me and Andrew and it's true really are. it is it is it's a good. combination um it's the best thing I've. done in a very very long time same uh. you do bring you know riff ra I can't. help it it's like charity work I gotta I. got to bring my boys around I don't I. don't have a choice and um but I I have. to say to the fans it's it's it's the. greatest thing I think that's ever. happened to me in Show Business it is me. too I've said that multiple times I.

spent so long trying to find a real. audience and I have you know audiences. from different things I've done but this. is. like this fan base feels like they're. going to be there for a very long time. yeah I hope so no I know so I feel it I. know and when I meet them in the streets. there's an immediate sort of like. bonding I have I'm I'm just saying I. just been I'm so grateful for it you. know um other things I've done have been. good but um this has been uh amazing and.

you know it's funny when uh this old. Guru told me a long time ago can I tell. you what an old Guru told me tell me he. goes um he goes. uh if you stay sober he said to me right. he said um all the things that you D. dream. of are they're not going to happen I go. okay if if you stay sober if you stay. sober why he goes what God's going to do. is give you things that you're not going.

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to the restaurant and he was with 10. other friends and then he said we're all. going to a strip club and it was just. like really awkward and so I always. thought of them negatively but last. night was so fun oh wa here's the best. part that she told me the story last. night how how long did you still see. that guy for after the first day three. months so it obviously didn't matter it. didn't matter like clearly it didn't. really matter three more months after. that you still were like maybe he'll. change but I never went back to a strip. club this was like uh 10 years ago this. the first time that we busted that strip.

club Cherry for her and for Mone for. real I can't look at women the same in a. good way yeah you respect them even more. as acrobatic entities of athleticism. yeah they're amazing these women were un. [ __ ] real I mean it was almost as if. they got girls from cir solle and they. were like hey I know you love doing. acrobatics do you mind money being. thrown at you oh wow and they were like. instead of a check can we we just have. money thrown at you cuz you're so good. they're so good at the acrobatics oh. shocking there was a girl that could hit.

her legs above her head on the floor so. hard it shook the floor and it hurt my. feet yeah wow like it I like stung my. feet can I ask you something yeah is if. you were with your wife and she did that. is that sexy I don't know why they would. even need to do that well if the setup. was was like that like if I had a poll. at my house with a stage yeah how funny. if she came up to me and she was giving. me rates and she's like you want to. dance and I'm like yeah and she's like. 250 I'm like come on your wife and she. turns around she like get this guy out. of here yeah that get kicked out of my. own house I'm just saying the things.

they do in the strim cloth isn't stuff. that you would see in in the bedroom. okay but here's the deal what's sexy. about it is that it's it's like it's. like this naughty un. ungettable fantasy world it's like. you're watching anime it's like it's not. real it's real but it's not oh he's got. a. fart what are you doing what's. what's no okay yeah yeah do it do it do. it no let her do it what I'm saying is. all they have to do is to stand there.

like this no no no that's not what they. do they do a lot that's all they have to. do you know what it's like that's all. they have to do it's like stand up it oh. yeah you kept doing this last night you. kep saying it's like stand up yeah they. got the the host he bringing them on. they do their act and you watch and. you're like wow but you're not going to. go home and do your act you know to your. friends see exactly no she's right cuz. she even said that there was three. stages and she goes so this is like the. main room and that's like the belly room. she said to the small stage oh really. and it was you could tell they were. working out over there they were working. out they were trying some of the tricks.

wow and the and by the way the DJ is. just like a host the DJ's a little. middle host and then sometimes there was. two girls that came at the same time and. she goes that's like the scar scar. Brothers yeah there was a d the twins. they were just women that looked a lot. yeah yeah she goes that's like the scar. Brothers I go that's exactly this is. just like stand up all night she kept. doing that it was very cute she kept. going wow I I should have gone she goes. this is just like standup yeah wow guys. feel like we're just strippers we are. funny strippers but it's also they're.

both in the same environment you know to. drink minimum usually yeah yeah it's. really sad what's going on no let her do. do your do your thing do your iPad thing. baby do your iPad thing the last time. last time we saw Bobby's. Mom I'm Bobby mom had to do it had to do. it the last time we saw Bob's mom we. were in Phoenix and the moment we got. her in there she got right on her iPad. like this and she showed me she was uh. downloading photos of BTS boys yeah yeah. yeah so and there's got to be ,000 I'm. not even kidding how many photos are in. there of BTS boys 45.

45,000 45,000 photos you know what dude. I'm gonna let her do what she she wants. to do I didn't hurt anybody you never. hurt anybody she would be a Great. Dictator for. real I know I know you should give her. some dictator lines you think she'd be a. good dictator yes yeah let's hear let's. give her a line what's. line uh the baker. must the baker. just chop his head off but don't set him. on fire all right here we.

go this is what you want you to say the. baker repeat after me the baker Baker. yeah don't don't chop his head off don't. chop the cut off. yeah no no the baker Baker yeah chop his. head off chop the head off don't set him. on fire don't set him on a. fire can you do that on your own go. ahead the don't no the baker don't chop. his head off oh no the baker chop his.

head off don't set him on fire say it. Go the baker the baker chop his head off. Chop Chop off his head yeah yeah and. don't set them on fire don't set them on. fire do it now I'm fire say it say it. now Baker. yeah don't chop it oh don't just. forget. don't cut off P head yeah yeah no chop. his head off cut off P but don't set on.

on fire yeah that's good that's this is. the same as this is the same we should. write it down I think she could say it I. I tell you I think we got to start this. 101 class over again I think that what. do you mean we got to if you're going to. do it you got to really get her into it. you got to set the mood set the. character I mean you were you were so. quick you were kept and you kept telling. her the wrong thing to say every time. you all right you ready for a dictator. phrase okay say um all the women all the. women burn them alive burn them alive.

burn them alive burn them alive burn. burn them alive so okay say that all the. women burn them on live that's good. enough pretty good that's a pretty good. dictator this is also how Biden prepares. for his. [Laughter]. spe so good yeah same consistency yeah. that's pretty good that's very good dude. very good I'd vote for you are you are.

would you run for president in 20 would. you run for. president run for president would you. want to be the president of the United. States me yeah no you'd never run that's. why she be so good wait wait can I just. can I grab this real quick this is. concerning who's that oh. he sorry this is concerning what is it. she's got. um show me Hamas. oh yeah's over there what's going on.

over here Mom Arab Arab talking the mic. talking the mic is this samas he's a. he's very goodlooking yeah yeah yeah and. it's somebody you've been talking. to oh my God yeah he get out of uh kick. out of the country because they afraid. every uh woman going to fall for him oh. right so many women are themselves. country and you think he's handsome yeah. oh yeah yeah yeah so he has to live in. seclusion it's handsome right but what. if you had a Brazil deck huh Brazil.

penis you got donuts oh you like this oh. yeah yeah yeah you don't like Brazil. penis no I didn't see but what if you. had one what if you had a big goou no I. don't want to see that oh you don't want. to see the penis no no you just want to. shake hands and play chess or something. yeah why somebody penis okay okay. lunatic lunatic me yeah yeah sorry she. hold. on. okay we got to get her a bigger.

iPad yeah you're right you're right. there's got to be a different way of. doing this 100% there's got to be a. different way to do Mom what are you. doing what you doing okay don't bother. me don't bother. don't fruit this is what she does all. day that's what's concerning to me she. lives by herself what what do you do. that's so different you play video games. all day how is that so different than. this that's true that is true that's. true that's true that's true what is the. difference true nothing there is no. difference yeah this is fine at least. this is at least this is like exerise.

exercising and engaging and fun yeah. yeah cuz yours is a little too. immersive you're going to the gym too. yeah yeah yeah she goes to the gym you. go to the gym every day you swim every. day once a week is a lot ask him how. often he goes to the gym never yeah. thanks Mom well she is right though she. is right do you think we can get you on. a workout plan for 2024 MH we talked. about it are you really going to come. through with it or no yeah yeah yeah um. yep could change subject I can feel that. yeah yeah I don't want to talk about. that you know why. not because I'm not going do it why.

really what's concerning about my do do. you have concerns of my health Andreas. no you look very healthy how about you. do you have. concerns it's weird because on paper yes. but I know you personally and you are so. spriteful and you'd seem much younger. than your age how about you. guys no you you think Carlos I'm you. concerned the Red Bull yeah oh Carlos.

Carlos kidding the pop who that he he's. a making what and he's who is this can. we show who this is now to the group oh. oh oh a Korean Chef no but she. goes pull the mic closer mom you have to. talk on the mic oh why because that no. one can hear. you they don't have oh yeah so what what. is he doing. you ceramic class in there ceramic class. yeah they are making something but like.

he's say what is this because he's doing. p and oh yeah yeah so you think it's a. penis it looks like a penis yeah and you. laughed at that oh. yeah he's a BTS he's BTS a big he's a. oldest one he's oldest an arm you know. that he does that every night in this no. they are they are like a saint they're. like Saints they don't do they do. they're like Saints and Priests they go. after little boys they don't. touch they don't touch their own yeah.

she thinks that the BTS are they're like. Angels they are they are yeah they are. tell me they're not how would they not. be Angels those are beautiful little. angel boys we don't know what they do. but there's no way that's insane to same. I think late at night when they're done. performing yeah they go eat dinner they. pray and they go to bed and they don't. go to party they don't go to Party bab. when they have a Grammy here yeah after. that they don't go to party they go to. hotel and they do and they suck each. other off no no they go to the hotel.

they suck each other off they talk with. their fans you know oh really do you. think they talk or you. what she yeah she doesn't mom. you don't pay attention I know but we. can't hear you and there's Ru in the. show if we can't hear you no you don't. know me I'm here okay soend I'm not here. you don't know me Superstar honestly. know this is the kind of Superstar stuff. this what I'm feeling like child [ __ ]. right now. that's my favorite let's see oh my.

goodness my favorite she fav pres yeah I. like Elvis pres Elis like that oh yeah. yeah your lip was crooked that was. something they had to fix you that good. lucky you lose your you know stomach you. lose your stomach yeah stach fat stomach. extra fat yeah exercise exercise yeah. you are you have a young face you look. like about 20 but this one doesn't go.

together right you know what your face. and this what's this. mean no what's this mean stomach my. stomach you think I'm fat fat yeah yeah. okay she look at you you look like. him he rejected it yeah I know you do. kind of have like you you know why mom. why cuz that's [ __ ] me hey hey yeah. be nice no would be nice she just said. fat she speaks the truth you look like a.

song men. okay you do kind of have the same Elvis. pattern when you were young you look. like him and then you know when he got. like bloated and ate peanut butter and. banana sandwiches you kind of look like. that Elvis right now the one that died. on the. toilet that's what she's saying I know. she saying that's what she said it makes. my throat sore it gets me flustered it. does it gets me she makes me flustered. and gets my emotions running he's sad. now now he's sad she doesn't care look. at her yeah you get you take that from.

your mom though what like the other day. you said I look like a turtle oh that's. is that the same thing yeah it's kind of. and then I get FL you you uh you do that. good you learn a special I learned that. from my mom makes you stronger yeah no. being direct being. direct a I know Mom you're not what you. don't don't look like a t no no I don't. you look like Arab pres thank you Mom. you said that people thank you so much. she looks like a turtle I look like a.

turtle no what does she look like women. a okay she look like woman all the women. what do I look like no red hair A. Rang r. t that's what she means yeah it's just. stuck on me you know Stuck on Me Red ha. it's a forever red ha it's forever yeah. what am I going to do with it you know. it's it's I'm trying my best yeah that's. your am I ugly. no is he handsome no Mom talk is he. handsome you know is he handsome he shav.

is he you talk mom be nice why are you. like musling her because she the thing. be nice all right if I shave my beard. would I be handsome yeah I'll get rid of. it because I don't like you don't like. beards she has a beard no right well cuz. it's too St what about his facial hair. do you like his facial hair his face on. his the the mustache yeah it looks nice. one is okay that one's okay I like his. long hair too he has beautiful long hair. no like when he was high school his hair. is this long I know they used to pull on.

it and I said you know can just cut your. hair no my my ancestor has a man has a. long hair who said that I said that you. said that because yeah they have a hair. and bonded and they have you know yeah. yeah I told them cuz in high school I. had long hair down my ass 4,000 years. you know yeah and I said our ancestors. had long hair I said I cannot say. nothing because can't see nothing that's. true can't see nothing your ancestors. did have long hair.

yeah Tre beautiful long hair beautiful. he he still has beautiful long hair so. 200 huh 200 episodes this our 200th. episode wow wow yeah it's a miracle it's. a miracle huh Straight from Heaven I. mean it is impressive 200 I know that's. a lot I know and I'm glad you came out. for this this is Big Carlos Carlos you. know Carlos is right there we we. exchange H text oh for three days yeah. yeah three days yeah whoa because he.

sent me airplane ticket yeah he didn't. say what airline oh he didn't say what. airline Carlos you bought her ticket. American Airline or Southwest you know. he say Southwest right but they color is. American Airlines right yeah idiot and. he didn't know where I can meet him. right he doesn't know much yeah so I say. I'm at the in bagage flame yeah he said. I'm there too and he said one number as.

two and he came right back he came right. back yeah but he's a good guy he's. trying oh yeah he's trying hold to me. and you know wait wait wait back. it what did he say hold he hold you how. does he hold. you nicely nicely yeah very gentleman. like gentleman like not hold like yeah. where's his hands that huh where did you. put your hands on your butt oh no no.

right here right here back yeah okay. watch your hands Bud watch your hands. dude watch out watch. out no B you know no butt no butt no. butt because he gets handsy with women. he grabs butts that's yeah I'm gonna hit. him yeah you hit him I'd love to see. that I'd love to see you. him we've had a good uh we had a we've. had a good time. this is the most confusing episode so. confusing yeah yeah yeah yeah I do want. to say I wish Rudy could be here me too.

yeah that would she's taking her final. for people that want to know she's in. the middle of her finals to complete her. second year in college God that's. [ __ ] nuts nuts the time when she went. in high school right yeah yeah is that. crazy it's crazy and she's uh she's. grown up to be a good girl yeah yeah she. is the best she really is grown up to be. a really and I'm so you know I have to. say I think I had a lot to do with it I. think you had some to do with it for. sure a lot some a lot yeah yeah some. principles values eth ethics ethics for.

sure a moral Foundation moral fiber that. you have exactly and you need more fiber. by the way we were talking about that. earlier my mom T saying that I was fat. really [ __ ] threw me into a you're. not fat I think she goes if I lost this. I would look like BTS and that's not. true we know that because your weight. isn't going to change your face and. that's nuts I mean it'll change the way. your face is structured but you're not. going to turn into Matt. rif how funny if you did imagine if you. lost 20 pounds and you became Asian Matt. R oh what would I do somebody please.

make that image asan mat R please please. Asia Matt R Matt Rice Matt Rice mat. rice that's funny mat R Sushi Matt. Rice all right um so I want to say uh I. love you guys and let's take one quick. minute Bobby had a great little speech. in the middle of the said that was very. touching and meaningful we appreciate. the fans so very much it's meant the. world to us to be able to travel to see. you guys. um to come see us live I think 100,000. people came and saw us this year or.

something like that it was pretty. incredible like incredible and uh we did. a ton of cities and we're going to do a. ton of cities more and from the bottom. of my heart uh it's been incredible and. I hope we continue this journey for a. long time and thank you for being a bad. friend thank you for being for being. [Music]. B I told you my dice story here already. right Andrew by Andrew Dice store no. I've never told you that I was working. the back door at The Comedy Store at my. comedy store t-shirt I didn't know him.

and he walks into because he go he goes. hey Ching I go yeah was your name Ching. he just called me ching oh he Ching. that's a good guess I know but he would. go I go that's racist you go no chit. Ching it's money oh yeah that's really. good right so that was good I didn't. know I was working the back door and I. go I go this is. 19976 he goes let's go I'm working the. back door I go where are we going he. goes go. Vegas I go I can't he goes I already. talked to them you're going what whoa so.

I go from literally working the back. door yeah into his car and we're driving. to LAX here's another interesting note. when we were at the gate I remember I. was so scared I know him he lit up a. cigarette in the airport at the gate. holy [ __ ] I go I go um excuse me Mr Clay. um you can't smoke he's like I can and I. will and then they were coming he goes. watch it he put it on the ground he. stomped on it and he pointed at and. they're like Okay sounds like a nice guy. yeah he's great that sounds really nice.

that's where you learned some techniques. uh oh looking for a fight. midow looking for a fight midow he's. looking for a fight I understand what. you were saying please slow it down and. look at me I'm not mad go ahead tell me. what you were saying so that that's what. you where you learned some techniqu Le. about the cigarettes and how to like I. honestly dude I didn't know that you're. not allowed to smoke here I know right. you know that at a gate at an airport a.

real cigarette also this isn't a. cigarette when people complain about. Vape vipers Vape vipers vapers I mean. Vapor. vapers it's not the same that was our. little gay gang I smoke this on the. plane no one gives a [ __ ] it's not like. a cigarette you know that's okay so. anyway I want to transition real fast. you have penny loafers on I didn't even. notice you have cute little penny. loafers on yeah do you not put pennies. in the loafers what are those you're. wearing penny loafers do you see those. little slots at the tongue those are. that's for putting a penny in for good. luck and if you come and you know if you.

if you come on a hard time at least you. have a couple of scents in your shoes. children wear those shoes they do. actually we used to wear those to church. when we were kids and they hurt so much. on your feet don't they is that where. you're wearing four socks I yes I didn't. learn that from Dice I'm a good guy so. how was Vegas with dice I want to know. it gets crazier what happened so he goes. I go where am I staying in my room no. yeah yeah I have no no bag no toothbrush. nothing no clothes holy [ __ ] I'm in. Vegas for now days right and he goes.

you're my good look. charm so we go to the Mirage CH ching. and he starts losing I have no money by. the way he lost a 100 Grand in 30. minutes what was he playing Blackjack he. would do. $20,000 bets that seems foolish I know. yeah is luck basically I know so so. check this out for the next 24 hours he.

lost a half a million oh my God okay. then he goes get back in the car tells. me to go back in the car I haven't eaten. slept anything we fly back he doesn't. talk to me for two more years yeah that. makes sense you know why you were his. good luck charm he's bad luck he told. everyone oh my God oh my. God first of all hey dude I got a side. with even want to be there I know but. you should have rubbed some of that. Chinese luck off of him or something I. don't know he doesn't know I'm Korean I.

know that's why you had to play just. play it I but you can't play it when you. I can't manifest Chinese luck when. you're Korean guess that's true yeah. yeah but you are the Golden Pig we. learned. yesterday yeah but no no I'm a water Pig. I'm the year of the water Pig he's the. year of the golden pig but then later he. he he changed it to dice changed it to. we only lost I only lost 100 Grand it. was not true he lost so much that that. he had to do shows for Mirage for free a. couple of shows I remember he made a. deal with them but my point is is that. and then like no one talked to me for.

like 2 years cuz he was like oh no that. guy's bad luck I go what the [ __ ] I. didn't do anything that was crazy that. was my one of my first introductions. that was my second time in Vegas the. first time was with Paulie when I got. passed so good things have happened here. too yeah that's really good yeah yeah. but um I turned 21 in Vegas that was a. that was a big deal for me yeah I turned. 21 in Vegas where' you stay at Circus. Circus where'd you go we stayed at uh uh. where do I stay for my 21st I think I. stayed at the uh at the Luxor oh that's. nice no it's not it's not no the pyramid.

I've stayed there it's fun fun elevators. go this way fun is what you say when. when it's sad it's fun it's fun yeah no. it's very sad what happened that night. the rooms were all wet I feel like I. remember the room being wet when I. walked in yeah like the air conditioning. was like so old that I feel like it was. moist the walls were wet do you know. what I mean by that it felt damp and. dewy the building was sweating it was. sweating a pyramid yeah well the sun's. beaten on it all day but I I gambled we. went to a little like um by the big. ferris whe we went to there was like a. nightclub there and it was outside and. we're dancing and my dad handed me can't.

remember how much money he gave me a. couple hundred bucks your dad was there. yeah and no my biological father came. was he was here and he gave me a couple. hundred dollars I gambled and I was. winning and I was winning and then I. almost got kicked out multiple times. because I was being a loudmouth at the. table and you can't be loud and rude. they ask you to leave if you start. cussing and I'm winning and I'm winning. and and then like the [ __ ] I am I take. all my chips and I go put it on red and. lost everything immediately just like.

this [ __ ] did that's what I did to him. last night he won twice I said you got. to put it away he went and gambled again. and you lost it again and that's what. you get that's what Vegas is you're. never going to. win. woo woo. [Music].

yeah.