Hollywood-ish Bobby w/ Adam Devine | Ep 173 | Bad Friends

two are bad friends who are these two. idiots. [Music]. or something we're bad friends hey Adam. DeVine is here. [Laughter]. my boy Adam DeVine. my man so you sent me a poster of a. movie Thursday yeah but I didn't listen. I thought no you didn't even look at it. because you're like I'm gonna walk yeah.

it's an invite I didn't know to a. screening of the movie I'm trying to get. my friends and people uh I thought you. were sending me friends to a successful. podcast. I thought he was sending me [ __ ] he's. just in. so I'm like oh I'll watch you know I. mean like who wants to be watching me. watch that and then I looked at it it. was a Premiere yeah I can't make it it's. fine all right do you even know when the. premiere is Thursday when this Thursday. this Thursday right it's next Thursday. and it wasn't I could go dude okay come.

here's the fight are you gonna go here's. the funny it's not a dude you're gonna. be disappointed because it's not the. main Premiere it's not the main it's all. right it's a screening so can you go. next Thursday yeah no no you can't why. you're on the road I can't make it oh. God damn I'm so sorry dude but dude I. want to watch it guy has no idea about. his own schedule can I can I hype up the. movie real quick yeah go ahead no and. then I'll leave Pierce Bronson Pierce. Bros is in it no it uh it it uh the the. trailer came out yesterday yeah 24. million people watched it in 24 hours.

and that was the uh the highest trailer. like across all platforms uh a million. people an hour I don't know if it was. they might have all watched it in the. first hour I don't know how it is yeah. but let's just say an average yeah. that is the average and uh is bigger. than murder mystery bigger than hustle. big over the than our Movie game over. man so I'm the king of the world baby is. it a comedy comedy come on back down I. hate it man no me Mr ego you are dude.

but is it a comedy yeah it is yeah I. have to say you don't let me in the. other things yet I also have to say you. and Tony cavallaro on that show it's. just the best have you seen them the. righteous gemstones yeah them together. though yeah it's comedy gold yeah it's. I'm old friends of Tony are you oh old. friend yeah oh yeah good dude but you. guys together oh my God laugh laughly. laugh laugh a big swinging dick in. Hollywood he is a Hollywood guy isn't he. now he is okay we all are I see I see.

this new studio not me dude I'm not last. time I saw this studio it's in like a. little [ __ ] Heap yeah uh this room was. like this room right here was three. times the size of your other Studio yeah. this is yeah yeah yeah so that hey Adam. would you say that um Andrew was more. Hollywood than me. uh be honest successful yeah just in. general oh we're not talking success. I don't want you to hurt my feelings I. don't want to hurt my feelings. you set yourself up.

no you know what my heart's open it's. the case yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well. there you go dude I just saw you on a. plane and a movie uh uh a house party. yeah yeah sorry man yeah dude they had. to spend more money on that Panda pretty. bad. you mean oh the koala yeah the koala. pretty bad the movie's not good. no man it's not good well it's not great. but it's it's fine for what it is uh I. wouldn't even say it I've been in what. it is I've been in bad movies too and I.

don't like to because everyone goes into. a movie saying like this is gonna be. good we're gonna make this good and then. you watch it you're like oh [ __ ] house. party's bad I've never been in a bad. movie really kicking middle school is. good. Kiki middle school is good. I mean you have to have you have to be. in the right mood to watch it yeah you. know you've never been in anything. that's bad yeah tell me I think you're I. think your track record's flawless. what do you mean I think everything. you've ever made has been really really. good everything it seems like you're.

setting something up no it's an attack I. think all your stuff is good go for it. look at this IMDb this guy oh don't be. [ __ ] well first of all go back to the. top real fast that photo from 36 years. ago is hot that's when I first met Bobby. that's what he looked like yeah wore a. lot of blazers uh was always fingering. his [ __ ] from the front. the cuff in the pants dude get them too. long don't bother him yeah hey I did.

that roll them up how do I switch that. photo I hate it no leave it for years. I've been trying to switch it who. controls that your agent dude I don't. know do they I've been wondering that. too I feel like my IMDb photo is good. but my Wikipedia so there's some [ __ ]. out there that just keeps changing it to. like I it's me on the Macy's day. [Laughter]. you please do because I don't like it. dude yeah they had like a I had like a. really bad photo for a while that was.

from Comic-Con where I'm like. dangerously hungover yeah. and then that was that for years yeah. and then they changed it to one that I. actually like secretly really liked what. was I was I was at the USO tour and I. was like I had a job for the troops dude. yeah there's troops around so I look. like I care about them yeah you know but. look up Andrew I want to see Andrew I. have a scarf [ __ ] me yeah what is that. what's the Andrews Wikipedia you know. what yours is I have no idea no I don't.

know. hold on here's What's creepy about this. this is what I'm this is what I I don't. know I've never done a thing to it yeah. that's from Neil Brennan's podcast that. I did like six months ago so someone. must be oh someone's updated Neil did it. Neil [ __ ] brother he thinks he's the. [ __ ] comedy police it's funny that's. because he changed yours yeah yes uh-huh. it all makes sense. shut up [ __ ] dude let's see what yours.

is yours also another oh that's a really. good that's from Neil's that's for me. it's not bad I swear to God that's from. Neil Brown I know it is so he's [ __ ]. doing it I'm gonna do his podcast uh in. like a week or something hopefully I get. a good your picture will change. wow I think he does that right not even. in high res why they're using like a. shitty well good I don't want to be in. high res man when it comes to a photo. that's just living on the movies could. be in high-res I understand that yeah. but I'm not good statically Adam if I'm.

moving if you're a high res. you're 4K you're 4K dude and this is you. need to be in 240. yeah I want to be too. deep I'm 720 you're 240 for sure I'm. 540. no you're not yeah yeah I have to. be 540. 240 doesn't even exist okay. you'll be 540 I'm seven I'm blurry. that's right yeah okay and the only way. I know that is from PornHub where you. can adjust.

I don't know how to do it to my very. nice TV but yeah yeah sometimes when I'm. flicking it from my phone to my TV and. it fails because Apple TV won't work. when you're flicking it is all I heard. from well I'm flicking it when you flick. it to the Apple TV and I've got a I've. written a few complaint letters to Apple. saying you guys got to get the the. screen sharing down like that yeah that. screen sharing it fails all and you know. headquarters just it goes into a tizzy. when they read that email they're like. we gotta get it down well what else is. it for what else would you need to flick.

from your phone to your TV for for the. porno yeah if it's not porn what is it. for yeah yeah and what is it for yeah. what would it honestly there's no I'm. gonna look at Instagram via no you know. no Twitter no there's no there's nothing. you need to put from your phone on your. TV other than porn I'm convinced they. made it for porn and they were like this. is going to be a cool I don't know what. you're talking about. I absolutely don't know what you're. talking about I know you don't fall into. TV what do you explain here check this. out okay okay I'm sorry shortly after.

the war don't do this Apple invented. technology where you could flip your. phone to your television you mean mirror. yeah you can screen mirror yeah that's. what it is yeah you don't just have a. streamer you can also screen share. screen share it so either mirrors your. entire phone or you can just do just. videos may I ask a question yeah go. ahead kiddo so um if I'm watching like. John Wick 4 by the way yeah he dies.

no I did not see it but they're like. planning a sequel yeah that's what. that's what's great about it I don't. know how they're gonna revive oh yeah. yeah yeah yeah that's what's great about. it yeah yeah I I'm curious to see what. they're gonna come up with this is going. to make you mad and I don't know if I. told you this go ahead I went to go see. John Wick for I know you told me yeah. and I walked out you didn't like it I. walked out I was I think I had a heavy. day and it was like John Wick wasn't it. just was too I was like yeah I want to. go see John Wick I've seen them all and.

I went in there and I saw like 15 20. minutes and I was like I I don't want to. do this. sure it's exhausting John Wick is not. it's not an easy walk it's just. exhausting and I wasn't a brain power it. goes I couldn't do it it also dissecting. that story. I just didn't need like. I just couldn't do it I was like he made. like it was something absurd like he. made like. five hundred thousand dollars a word.

because he only says yeah he says. nothing he says like 14 words in the. whole goddamn it's amazing it's it's. pretty exhausting to watch it because. you're like why this what is this uh so. I was in you're like who's that who's. that who's that Berlin at Studio. bablesberg shooting my Pitch Perfect. spin-off show Bumper in Berlin. at the same time they were finishing. reshoots for John Wick 4 and my God we. were like the only Productions going at. that time how like bummed people were. when they would stumble onto our set.

thinking it was John Wick all the time I. feel like oh it's just bump on special. oh nothing special could I just say one. thing about John wickens here oh just a. bumper okay where is he located just. Pampa huh the black the black you see. John Wick four I haven't no there's a. blind guy in it. I love blind people he thinks blind. people shouldn't be able to imagine what.

that's what cancels Bob. no like in Stevie Wonder bio pick yeah. of course I love the blind you know what. I mean sure yeah whatever Ray Charles. yeah there's days you know I mean. they're blind you know I mean who else. is blind you know John Wick there's one. but he is has the same skill level as. John Wick but he's completely blind okay. doesn't make any sense what timeout yeah. what is the thing of that movie that. doesn't make sense. yeah that's the point I'm going to say. the flag what was John Wick's look dude.

John Wick was just a guy whose dog was. kidnapped he's not he doesn't have any. skill level well he was a you know. assassin before yeah kind of kind of he. wasn't a part of a family he was a. failed assassin no he retired because he. fell in love have you not seen the. [ __ ] movie hey tired and the only. reason he went back is they killed his. dog yeah exactly well his wife had died. and they killed the dog that his wife. gave him a dog no real assassin retires. he was not good oh [ __ ] this guy. anyway what assassins go out.

they go out like that they don't [ __ ]. retire retire. he's not he's like 50. what does he need. was he getting a pension plan you're. still riding high on house party. take down the rest of Hollywood. yeah yeah so anyways there's a blind. that's fine does that make sense to you. no yeah it does sure fine he's oh he's. Asian too yeah so that's why I can make. the noise. no I don't know where everybody.

kills like 50 guys that makes it makes. no sense well no he's using the force. he's like he's feeling I think it's the. same guy I can kill you right now blind. Adam blind his buddy fancy Carlos I can. feel it yeah that was actually really. good. see see that that was really good yeah. you guys moved in this nice new studio. and then you spent uh 13 cents on your. guest chairs like this seems like a real. desk hey this guy Hollywood huh.

Jesus convert Chrysler sat on that chair. last week you know how many Legends have. sat in those chairs name name three. okay. uh uh uh who else uh Tallulah Kalida. you don't know yeah I do it's like one. of the hottest young movie stars out. right now who was it was he in Tallulah. khalida is a girl what's she it what to. do you can't say two made-up names. is a very famous movie star can I say. this I think you're wrong.

she's in Paul mammoth's new movie uh to. change a name. okay dude I watch movies at the level of. house party and then nothing else to. change the name was a great movie to. change the name was so good all Red's in. it by the way Tallulah is not uh. airplane material is my hey and that's. fine that's fine gotta get her Ben. Kingsley Paul Rudd uh uh Ben Kingsley. Swinton is in it yep Oh I thought you. were talking about people that sat in. this chair I was like gee okay. I didn't know you got Tallulah Ben.

Kingsley to sit in this inflate who else. has sat in the chair that we can think. of. um Bruce Willis Bruce Willis really yeah. B-Dubs yeah after the brain thing well. after the brain thing he was confused he. thought that he was good. I thought this was a dental office so we. thought they were doing Neil brothers. podcast. yeah a lot of people a lot of famous. people no you know why we got saying. that I'm like you know you could be the. most famous person that's sat there. that's true you could be the most is.

that what that's not what I'm fishing. for but does it feel good yeah I mean I. like it. bad pressure broke it last week when he. was on yeah Chrysler broke it yeah and I. would you know and you had to go you had. to go back to uh the like Target I don't. even know I'm trying to think of a. shitty restore than Target there is yeah. to get this store actually we go to. those from Amazon those are that's Jeff. Bezos handmade though so those are basil. Stitch he does a lot of your seven. thousand dollars I take it back well the. best part was we opened up the rear uh.

deflator on that so when Bert got in. here he sat in at the course of the. podcast he slowly sunk into nothingness. and then broke the braces on the bottom. because he's such a [ __ ] [ __ ] and uh. when he was sitting next to Mateo and. Mateo kept looking at him like why is he. like. and he kept sinking into the thing and. he was like did I do it did he assume. that he was just too big for the chair. correct yeah of course but which we. planned a new immediately and I said. he'll he'll think it's him and they were. like I don't know I go he will 100 think.

he broke the chair well dude I think I'm. gonna break this chair no no you're a. City Mini dude you're a tiny little boy. don't call that a medium-sized you're a. tiny boy do you think you barely no you. went out with him 68. no dude you're way. off once one's 182 170. no uh I'm 190. pounds I just went to the doctor really. are you really one nine steel there's. steel underneath yeah and I just lost. like eight pounds I was fatter thank you. how tall are you thank you five foot. eight.

you're projecting because you're a tiny. little man. you know the way you say it though is. rude how else do you want me to say it. you're projecting because you're you're. tiny and little white tiny little yeah. people's tiny and little are two. different worlds there's two different. words so I'm both tiny and little. correct that's [ __ ] up you're tiny. because it's true but don't say Asian. tiny here we go okay and little as he's.

compact you can be a small spaces okay. uh I will say I don't know this story. this is a bad story but uh it all it. like I was like damn I hope to get that. level someday uh I was like probably 22. or something and we went to greenblatts. me and you who's me me you me and you. yeah me and you I remember one other. person yeah I don't know it was there uh. I don't know if somebody one other. person and uh we were eating at. greenblatts and you ordered so many. goddamn beverages you ordered like 20.

like not 20 but like legit like six or. seven different beverages let me tell. you something Adam and I was nothing's. changed that's the best that's how to do. it now I'm that [ __ ] thank you yeah I. influence you yeah you did yeah yeah do. you why now what now why why do you. think I do that because you want to you. want to taste a little variety yeah. variety right it's like in my body in my. [ __ ] okay you know when I can [ __ ]. right yeah I do black Mexican white. variety baby that makes sense you don't. do Black or Mexican.

they why they don't wipe them. yeah okay sometimes sometimes Asians no. I I had Mexican girlfriend Christine. Portillo did you ever meet Christine I. don't remember okay 30 years ago it's. fine I've had them before that's what. I'm saying please don't call me a racist. you are I love vaginas sure of all. colors yeah anyway I like variety that's. why I order a bunch of stuff yeah no you. do that because you're an addict and. you're trying to have balance that's why. he orders all the [ __ ] appetizers the. [ __ ] addict we go to the road the.

drug drug fiend is laughing. we'll get into that right here huh but. every time we go to any restaurant he. orders literally four or five appetizers. on the menu and he doesn't really touch. any of them they just so it's just to. waste money to show that he can he can. do it and I liked it yeah yeah thank you. saying that I appreciated that and uh I. ripped that page out of your your. playbook you so you still kind of do it. I still kind of do it so if you're out. with a friend right at your like let's. say what's a nice restaurant in L.A boa. yeah okay well you want to try a bunch.

of different things you don't want to. just come and you get the spone marrow. you look like a guy bone marrow you eat. the bone marrow I have eaten bone marrow. I'm not like super no no Adam you're a. bone marrow guy you're a [ __ ] bone. marrow guy friend says it you're a bone. marrow oh okay I forget where you came. from yeah back in Nebraska you were. eating bone marrow when they have two. types of caviar do you do the expensive. one a little the cheaper one. I would probably try both if they have. both I love your attitude. we doing Oak and stone this is me. texting the group on the road and.

Carlos's response is Caesar salad please. all Carlos got was a Caesar salad Bobby. got garlicky chicken parm chicken wings. Philly cheesecake egg rolls the pretzels. barbecue bacon cheeseburger what a swing. the egg rolls into pretzels. [Laughter]. I've seen anyone after an egg roll. decide they need a full-on he's a carb. God this guy's carb God he does not he's. never needed to avoid that bomb yeah. baby what do you mean you're a carb God. you consume I gave up man he ate a whole.

loaf of bread at one of the restaurants. we went to they they give you the bread. they just kept cutting it up and he just. kept taking it and they would fill it. back in and he took it and he ate the. whole loaf it was [ __ ] Charles. bukosko They're laughing at me. doctor drug fiend I know you're a drug. feed yeah I know what you did on the. road man yeah you were there with me I. know it was crazy though anyway but you. weren't doing any drugs you don't do any. drugs that's right you're a good boy. yeah what else did you learn from me. that was it yeah. yeah and then I saw your act I'm like.

I'm not going to take anything. okay yeah yeah but I gave you that yeah. yeah that's good Adam how often are you. dipping back in a standout dude I. haven't been in in so long I I uh what. are we talking how was the last time uh. my last was my special in 2018. wow I. did in 2018 I was gonna take 19 off. because I had a lot of uh acting work. and I was like I don't want to have to. like dip out on weekends yes I just want. to chill and then I was like the goal is. to get back in 2020 and then the.

pandemic hit and then since then nothing. do you think you'll go back or no. I think so yeah I'm getting the itch now. why why though because it's fun like I. look at you guys and I'm like jealous of. you on the road it seems like we're. having the most fun yeah it's the most. fun I've had in years. my real the last okay yeah and there's. no there's nothing in that water. no we're having a really good blast yeah. but I'm just saying we're having a real. good blast we're a good blast but what. I'm saying though is is that um you know.

I I look at you and I go wow Adam is. really you know you didn't move with. dinero all this stuff right it's like if. I was in that position I probably. wouldn't do stand up until yeah they'll. be in that position that's what I'm. saying you've got to keep doing it good. I think no dude he's never gonna be. there too. well Adam he's never gonna get there. it burns so bad you know you we started. wrong today. [ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you dude he's never. gonna get there yeah yeah okay well I. probably won't you know what though I.

want to try. this is this is great too and I I think. I am going to get back to uh to it at. some point but you should right now is. when I should I'm just being [ __ ]. lazy like there there's a strike. happening I can't actually yeah there's. nothing really going on so is that why. the Buddy your buddy flew in he flew in. yeah we're doing a I'm I'm ripping a. page out of both your playbooks and. we're doing a live podcast are you. really yeah at the Irvine Improv me and. uh when when I'm sure this is important. our podcast literally on Wednesday.

shows in Riverside Friday you should do. a guest spot that'd be fun do you want. to come do that. I'm gone I'm doing a thing for NASCAR. what do you like better. that's why I got this hat made and also. you guys wouldn't bring up the movie so. I literally had a piece where. hello fresh you guys you know when a.

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Country I didn't even know they have. NASCAR up there oh yeah baby uh and yeah. I'm gonna say I'm gonna like drive the. pace car and then I'm gonna say drivers. start your engine you're gonna drive the. pace car uh wow yeah I think I'm gonna. be in the pace car I don't think what's. the what is the pace car now do you know. did they tell you no I wonder what they. are now because you used to have you. used to have a Camaro didn't you I still. do they I think they haven't bought a. new car no I think they usually do pace. cars or Camaros I think it's your car. look up the new pace car for the net for. NASCAR I think it is because I remember.

yeah the oh it's a Mustang GT the. all-new 2024 Mustang GT is the biggest. NASCAR yeah I got it I got the like. season one of Workaholics I bought a. brand new uh you know Camaro Super Sport. and then I'm like I'm Gonna Be A Car Guy. like once I start making money I'm gonna. get a new car every year and then never. did. then just catch that car that's great. though yeah it's great it's a waste of. [ __ ] money I like it you're out of. the whole Workaholics crew guys I'm. friends with all you guys you're the. only one I like thanks yeah I knew that.

you're the one that's really got his. values and morals lined up those other. guys were scum down yeah but a bunch of. dirt bags. no problem do you know any of those. other guys yeah one of them's on my. podcast which one the long-haired one. all right a good friend of yours yeah. it's so great a good friend yeah just. give me the first initial of his first. name okay how about this yeah be real. though B. real Blake Blake Anderson there we go. wow see I love him yeah what's the other. guy what's the other guys he's not I.

don't know because he's never done my. podcast yeah you only know men that do. your podcast oh. oh whoa too much yeah slow down way too. much I mean turn it down say it again. give me another shot at it what's the. other guy's name I only know. it feels better that's like NPR now. you're absolutely right do it again do. it again uh so you know Adam you know. Blake and then Blake Anderson and you. know the third guy there can I say it. yeah you could say yeah a starts with an. A literally don't know last name home.

Aaron Holmes Aaron Holmes God bless. Darren Holmes Aaron Holmes yeah yeah. bring up a photo of wait the way he the. way he looks around like it's a spelling. bee he's like Aaron Holmes Aaron Holmes. yeah. there he is that's the third guy from. Workaholics Aaron Holmes oh that's cool. it's yeah oh my God he went to prison. for a traffic fatality but but anyway. um the third guy from Workaholics hey. man um he's never done my podcast I've.

never never been able to meet him he's a. he's a lovely lovely man but if I met. him I would be welcoming we just were at. his birthday party yeah we just went to. his birthday party no it wasn't invite. that's why I was not invited you. actually were invited he told me he said. Bobby but he never but he must have. changed his number who whose birthday. puzzle was it. who's birthday present Aaron Holmes yeah. I don't know Aaron Holmes that's what. I'm saying but he doesn't have my number. well you do know they present was it it. was a birthday party. have you ever seen Workaholics well I. thought Eric Griffin was in it and he.

was played what let me guess smiley. Smiley is his name on the show uh Eric. Griffin no no there's a word that. everyone yells out Montez Montez Montez. it's close yeah yeah did you ever do an. episode of Workaholics no neither did I. yeah one two three hmm it is weird I. will say that interesting well who else. who's done it if you would have said if. you're interested who's done it. everybody you've done it he's done it in. Nebraska yeah yeah Uhura uh played uh.

Tom Shakura we're better actors than. that guy yeah I don't let that guy on. the [ __ ] show good you're saying Toms. River is better than him and I at comedy. acting comedy acting well he plays it so. damn real I feel like we might be going. for the joke so Adam are you telling me. that Tom Segura is a better comedy actor. than Bobby Lee and me. I'm are you really saying this. if you did wrap Bobby in there. [Laughter].

I see I tell you I've done stuff you. know I've done things you could be on. his IMDb upcoming page on his to come. it's look at that six projects this guy. holy moly death and ramen the throwback. drugstore June Dugout uh sweet dreams. Borderlands I mean dude this guy I have. nothing in development nothing zero a. lot that's a lot of stuff dude a girl. doesn't have it that's right hey I know. hit him with it pop let him know no it's. all right I love Tom he's a great guy oh. [ __ ] Tom Segura I get it though I get. you know there's a lot of shows yeah I.

mean that you know that my friends are. on yeah they wouldn't necessarily call. me and use me no no it is it honestly it. does hurt though it hurts a lot it hurts. a lot I did 87 episodes of that show. there yeah. why look at it the same way as I look at. Sunny. because I'm friends with those guys yeah. and straight up they were like you'll. never be on the show and I was like why. and he goes because we're we want the.

jokes sure he's like I don't want to. [ __ ] bring in another guy to do jokes. I was like. 15 [ __ ] oh hey hey I put you in game. over man so that's a movie yeah but you. but you made me do it with Adam Ray I. couldn't do it solo yeah you were like. I'll have you but you gotta be in with. Adam and I was like well can I do a used. Adam right and not me in one of your. projects dude he was playing a cop yeah. I think you could pull out pull off let. me say something put your hands up it. wasn't it was never going to work yeah.

don't go ground. I'll stop on running uh no one let me. say something okay the guy George Floyd. he died right oh my God no rest in peace. yeah bringing up George Floyd because. his partner the cops what's the Michael. Schiffer what's his name yeah there he. is look at he's a cop. what what are we even looking at these. are the cops with the George Floyd. murder and look at the far right and so. you're hoping if they do a bio pick no. I'm just saying that you're saying. you're saying that there are no Asian.

cars you weren't saying I'm not saying. no Asian cops I'm saying you. specifically who you are yeah as a. person yeah you should say my body type.

I'm just saying mind you okay that there. are people that look like me uh-huh. hence. sure I think there's a height. requirement yeah let me say something. about this guy all right I saw all the. videos. George Floyd I love you Preston peace. okay and this [ __ ] guy right I could. have done what he did time out but if. this was a biopic if they remade this. really what Comics would play these. people. oh [ __ ] great so I think the first. one would be Kyle down again no I don't. know. Andy Hayes and he is all right who's the.

second guy oh It's gotta be is he black. he is yeah but we have to go full black. on it from our neighbors I think we. should go full black three more. neighbors two of our neighbors and the. third guy is obviously Anthony jeselnick. yeah Jeselnik and then for if you say. [ __ ] I'll play him. [Laughter]. you know what's so funny if they had a. casting and you probably would [ __ ]. campaign for it and you'd get it and.

you'd [ __ ] piss me off man I don't. think I don't think I could get away. with that any if it were like 15 years. ago I'd get that who would play that. Shang Wang could play him actually no. watch this. we'll call you little hammy we'll call. you. not real little not real not too much. can we put that's good no Jesus Christ. thank you can they name your special the. little hammy little hammy yeah yeah. because you are like a little piece of. ham and you do like little hammy stuff. what happened to Tiny. tiny little ham yeah yeah tiny hammy.

yeah tiny little hand [ __ ] bastards. that's what we were on uh on uh the. podcast that I do with the guys this is. important uh uh we were talking about. like types of food that we would be and. like dirt is trail mix because he's like. you know you don't really he is trail. mix yeah it's like he don't really he's. not that useful But like everyone you. want a handful of it sometimes uh once. in a while it's okay Blake is like. guacamole because he's like two. Californian more like you get it yeah. yeah anywhere else they're like yeah.

it's fine what are you uh damn you're. ham yeah I was just like and they all. screamed it at once. oh wow you are having a little piece of. [ __ ] all right do us what's Bobby and. what what am I what's about what food is. Bobby if Bobby was a food uh and let me. say something okay. [Laughter]. I'm gonna give you the go-ahead yeah. right because let's get real yeah I. wouldn't be meatloaf no right I wouldn't.

be um matzo ball no I don't think so I. wouldn't. be a burrito right so let's go I'll go. ahead I'll tell you what it is like I. mean like a big old like a big thick. juicy Little Nugget of an egg roll. that's right yeah. yeah vegetarian or beef no it's Porky. so a Porky [ __ ] egg roll Porky egg. yeah yeah yeah yeah. okay good hammy thank you I think you.

know what I think you are to me yeah. you're you're a prime rib you know why. why because because prime rib is very. good everybody likes prime rib but it's. fatty and it's not good for you in the. long run so for short periods of time. prime rib it's great and everybody likes. it and the sauce is good the Jew dude. this is you're fatty fatty literally. exactly what dirge explained what I was. yeah her name is like everybody likes. ham but yes you don't want that much. hand and you shouldn't have too much you. shouldn't have too much of it it's gonna.

haunt you at night what about you I feel. like you were dried something yeah uh. toast yeah yeah maybe toast yeah. something dry though I'm an English. muffin stale cracker yeah just like an. old stale cracker yeah you know what I. am Ritz it's fine the cracker it's great. it's fine but it's in you don't you. don't need it but it's fine well I feel. like a Saltine cracker and this is maybe. a little too on the nose but I think. like I did a girlfriend uh I feel like. you'd be like uh like a real thick thick.

piece of deep dish oh yeah where you. know it's like it's good and Everyone. likes it and it's like it's good but. like you the same same with the hand you. don't want too much you know what I. really am I'm beer cheese I'm the color. of beer cheese same thing beer cheese is. good you shouldn't have it no you. shouldn't have too much of it why do you. have Asian eyes I've always want to ask. you that. you saw the photo yeah yeah but he's my.

father uh no uh you're right have people. said that you have Asian eyes yeah yeah. oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah are you are. you mixed with some we'd have to talk to. my mother but no yeah yeah you should. see his parents are the whitest people. you've ever really like there's no Asian. because literally if you put a ninja. mask on them you'd be like oh there's a. Japanese dude cover your mouth and let's. see. yeah is that crazy yeah you look a. little Asian like that like Sub-Zero. cover your mouth and look what it looks. like it's almost the same thing I might.

look Russian you go ahead some people. think I look Russian hold on. no still yeah still still Korean yeah. still pretty Korean yeah you know what. gives it away. no still you know gives it away the. little tuft of chin hair that you've got. oh really even why don't they die I. always I want to get surgery where I'm. like I Widener no yeah I'm gonna try. shut up well you got to do it live my. mom did it really you know my mom did it. I can tell you can't how do you can tell. because she looks awake she looks.

yeah she looks awake yeah she's always. like she pulled the greatest thing you. know there was a clip from the show that. went viral of me saying I'm Bobby mom. and crossing my eyes and we did it in. Phoenix where she lived now are you. proud of that oh yeah yeah all right oh. yeah one of my one of my best moments on. this show I'm Bobby mom like it's one of. my favorite yeah people yelling out at. me in the street it's crazy they make. shirts they make shirts yeah yeah but. about I said it on the show because. people will yell at us at the live show.

and I said okay I'm about me Mom and I. did it and then all year from upstairs. is no I'm a Barbie the mom yeah came out. dude and they went [ __ ] nuts Standing. Ovation she has Standing Ovation and she. went out there for like two seconds and. realized she doesn't like it anymore and. then just walked off okay before she was. cocky said I could handle any Quran I. don't care you know she didn't know it. was like 4 000 people that was gonna be. like 300 people yeah right and as soon. as she walked out all the [ __ ] the. blood from her face left and she was. shell shocked she wasn't shocked you.

could tell she was like I did not sign. up for this this is the dumb I'm [ __ ]. this and immediately it was like okay. okay and ran off and then she. disappeared yeah we were all like. where's Bobby's mom we want to say hi. she literally left has she ever done. anything like on stage she was on Mad TV. she did about four sketches oh she did. the bit you know the bit uh oh hot dog. that was her [ __ ] you dude. no she did four my dad did it come did a. couple sketches they used to get um. residual checks shut up yeah it was. crazy how much money I make nine Central.

I can put in the bank dad. he wouldn't make a lot but they couldn't. believe they kept sending the money. what's the lowest what's the what's the. residual check that just won't go away. for you that you'll get do you ever know. like what's the thing you did 20 years. ago that still pays I still get paid off. of uh Samantha who which was like the. very first thing I ever did look up Adam. Divine Samantha who I need to see that. what was that a TV show it's Christina. Applegate and I'm like I don't even know. where the [ __ ] it is anymore whoa look.

at that cutie patootie well that's not. that's just from but yeah it was with me. and Christina Applegate and I play her. like assistant on the show and I I did. like three episodes. and how was Christina Applegate cool ah. so cool yeah it's really really cool I. still get like a dollar a year from. Harold and Kumar. is that right yeah yeah that's big money. do you ever get like like low end money. like I I still 50 cents I still get like. 30 it'll it'll be like 30 checks from. from punked from MTV reselling punked oh.

eight thousand I remember when you got. that I was like jealousy you like. low-key I was like well let me say a. story then I'll tell you you want to. talk not jealous but I was like proud of. something that that happened to you. because we were friends I remember so. vividly and I have a bad memory you came. into the Improv I was at the bar this is. back when the Improv was the [ __ ] yeah. and the old Lounge everyone was kicking. it I love that phone and you know what. in the corner it was like like Apatow. and Sandler people were like hanging out. I was like it was such a crazy night and.

Adam came in with Blake long curly hair. boy that you like I like them and he. said to me this is my boy Blake Anderson. he introduced me to him and I said hey. he's like Santino's a buddy and I said. you do stand up and and you go you. caught you before you can say anything. you go no but he's a phenomenal comedian. and writer comic he's we're making a. show together and I was like oh cool. that's awesome and I was like what show. and you're like we're doing this show. for Comedy Central blah blah and you. kind of were wouldn't shut up about it. well no no but you were kind of vague.

about it like don't uh you know like. it's always there's always a moment when. you're like I don't know man it's this. thing we're doing with a [ __ ]. whatever you don't know if it's going to. be real or not right you're like it's my. friend it's cool it's my buddy and I was. like good to meet you man he's like yeah. I hope to see you around I was like yeah. me too and then we did I did a spot I. left one of this you did a spot left and. then it was like I mean it's like out of. a movie that I remember sitting at home. seeing the previews for everything and I. was like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that all came. true I was so stoked I mean I remember I.

think I texted you back then like yeah. it was the guy that was your boy from. the thing and it worked it was like a it. was cool uh to see like when when. Workaholics came out like who my actual. friends were in comedy and those that. like secretly hated you yeah which was. everything in Hollywood you literally. see when you get something the real. people that are like people like we're. genuinely like oh man I'm so happy for. you and then people were like. pretty cool.

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experiences you'll remember do more with. my I adore. I'm happy for you what what you've. gotten better with texting you really. are you're learning to respond better. you're learning to uh not just [ __ ]. thumbs up a thing you actually will say. something back so I'm proud of you I. really am I called you today sometimes. you answer the phone in a panic which I. don't like you go whoa whoa whoa whoa. because every time people call me I feel. like it's something happened but it's. not because it's still like you guys.

work together I feel like you should. probably expect some phone calls like. have I called you out of the blue right. someone died. I know right right Blake let me tell you. something and I have to be the one to. call you or call you that guy that was. on your podcast once that you couldn't. hardly remember his name died we gave. you Clues you're the good guide anyways. yeah yeah I have a list yeah I'm on the. bees if anybody you know you and I know. dies I promise I'll text you I won't.

call really yeah like I'll go Carlos. died I'll text you no no don't text me. that. no no. let's be real let's be real for a second. okay. with the frowny face yeah no the smiley. one for him yeah you're like he's horny. what. let's come up with a word where I know I. have to call you because it's something. there's a death because you're serious. yeah so like something like you know. pineapple or something some of that no.

no that's that's to like swing yeah the. swingers Oh that's oh that okay um. eggplant no that's for sure that's penis. that's penis okay. um. maybe some sauce. thumbs down emoji no that could be. anything yeah what about just three X's. yeah triple x triple all right so three. I don't think I want to watch a movie. Triple X yeah so three X's then I'll. know someone died and I'll call because. I don't want death relayed in a [ __ ]. text how about Lexus we'll use like. beeper code remember beeper code you.

know what I mean like 9-1-1 means means. you need to call me immediately yeah. okay what it was not in one way like. four on one means I've got something to. tell you but 911 is death 9-1-1 will say. his death if I if okay I feel this it. just needs to be a phone call right I. know no because he'll never [ __ ]. answer I won't pick up the phone that's. why if he texts me then even if he calls. you multiple because no one answers. right away hardly yeah you know so my. friend like my friend I could call him. six times in a row it wouldn't [ __ ]. matter oh but I see all your calls I'm.

playing yeah I'm playing Elder ring and. I'm going I'm in the middle of this like. we were supposed to leave we were gonna. we were leaving Orlando and I was like. you know where is the guy and then I. have I go down to the front desk I call. he doesn't answer oh you pissed me off. so bad I walk upstairs I knock on the. door he goes I know I know already. [ __ ] a half hour late. but you know what you said that pissed. me off that morning though what did I. say that [ __ ] made you mad when you. were a half hour later we're sitting in. the car waiting for you you know it's. funny when you've when your little drug. hyena laughs.

frenzied your little frenzy to laugh. right I like I haven't you have another. thing coming all right okay go ahead. nothing. I have nothing but my saying have you. guys ever fought him and I yes we've had. some we've had some moments on tour oh. [ __ ] okay yeah we've yeah we hit a big. hiccup on the road attention we hit a. hiccup on the road but no fight but it. could could come to it yeah it could. come to block I love him all right. that's not like a real fight it's. playful yeah so then you kiss and make. up do it come here and give him a kiss.

and make up. give him a kiss just kiss your friend. dude your guest wants a kiss you're not. gonna kiss for your guest I feel like. that's your homie for kiss your home dog. for for for for good measure yeah. see thank you was that that hard yeah it. was nice beautiful that was a beautiful. moment dude his face your friend he's so. grossed out he literally was like I. gotta get back yeah. everyone in Hollywood is gay he just. unzips his pants.

what you said to me that morning what. did I say. see your attitude now I don't get it out. you said this happens all the time it. does it doesn't Carlos multiple times. you're [ __ ] late that was the second. time during the tour that I was I got up. late second time how it happened in New. York you were related when we were going. to the [ __ ] the meeting set you were. late or the Pod you were late for that. no five months ago you're bringing that. up it stays it all stays out of the. millions of [ __ ] mornings you put you. you two two incidences three all right.

and then you put it in the text don't do. it I'm gonna [ __ ] do it more now. don't tell me what to do kid don't tell. me what to do I'm older than you don't. call me kid not but not in Social. standards you're not in chronological. age you're older but not in Social. standards socially you're way [ __ ]. younger than me you're a child compared. to me so I haven't seen this podcast uh. all that much this is the premise right. you guys are bad friends is that the uh. no it's just like I I you know you just. you know it makes me mad yeah you make.

me [ __ ] mad about what I'm so good no. you're fat I'm the best no you're not. yeah. I know bother me listen just don't do. tone when you in the morning just oh. then the other other morning you knocked. on my door and you're just waiting there. in the hallway Yeah you're late you're. happy because you that night why are you. late the night before he's still. relieving at two piano what a reasonable. hour no it is Bobby like as the sober. one. thank you should be a little on time.

yeah [ __ ] you yeah saying no no no no no. no no you know what my friend there's. not a whole lot of other excuses I'm. proud of you yes but right now you're. crossing a [ __ ] liner okay no you're. not oh you're trying not eyes Okay okay. so what I'm gonna say to you right now. is zip your lips. don't say this all right cross your rip. yeah. so you that night at the bar you go you. know we don't take oven to 4 30 so we. can leave at 2 30 you said no I said.

when you were drunk why were we all in. the car too then and I wouldn't say that. he did say that remember that I really. yeah because you're drunk you're drunk. frenzy I wasn't drunk I was was I drunk. that night I wasn't Not only was it I. woke up I had a beer I had a beer I'm. not drunk on a beer I woke up I went to. the [ __ ] gym I went swimming I went. for a long walk and then still jerked. off took a [ __ ] did some [ __ ] work. took a shower got ready packed up the. [ __ ] car and then at 2 p.m you. weren't there because I got got up at. two because I thought 2 30. [ __ ] off.

let's move on Adam yeah Adam thanks for. coming on the show Outlaws is out right. now. Outlaws are good let me say this. recanting all the fun that we've just. had July 7th me and this guy couldn't. couldn't be closer now. I like it yeah but because I love you so. much and we've been having fun and all. the [ __ ] all the [ __ ] aside July 7th. Outlaws is going to be out and if you. don't go watch it you know what's gonna.

happen Adam tell him dude we won't we. won't be friends anymore. wait you and I won't be friends if. people don't go see this that's a dark. twist the only one you're using as a. promoter I feel like I don't know if you. should use this this is it. yeah yeah okay it's coming out in. theaters no I mean just watch the. goddamn trailer yeah dude where's the. streaming where it's Netflix great it's. not streaming dude you just have to buy. it there's got there's guys in in. Washington Square Park selling it yeah.

reel to reel you got to buy a reel to. reel. I don't want to confuse people it's on. Netflix yeah yeah my favorite corporate. Overlord God bless you and uh not. Paramount plus it's Netflix it's Netflix. baby favorite go on Netflix and you got. to watch it not Netflix it'll be uh. watch the trailer yeah I think you guys. would like to I've seen it I already saw. it when you sent when you sent me the. link uh or I mean you sent me the flyer. I watched the trailer already also the. trailer was being pushed around the. internet a lot I saw it multiple times. come up on my page so it was a success. and I gotta tell you man he is so.

[ __ ] hot. yeah he pierces so hot it's like. annoying you're like what is this so so. cool and he like we we were like yeah we. think your Irish accent is cool just. just do that and it's the best how old. is he how old is Pierce Bros it's like. 65. something like that no [ __ ] hot. he is still it's like a little Annoying. to be honest with you yeah and uh 70. yeah he's 70. look at great he uh he. doesn't work out I'm like how do you and. he's like I don't I just don't work out. I'm like well do you like surf or.

something like how do you stay so lean. and you're like I just I don't know I. just him so here's my problem with this. because you're proving a point that I. had a couple days ago in my mind. yeah you know have we been visited by. aliens yeah did they stay. I think so yeah and who are they Pierce. Brosnan yeah so I've worked with a lot. of aliens I tend to work with like. really really hot boys you like aliens I. love Zac Efron f is let me tell you.

something I just work with him he's an. alien yeah without a doubt 100 uh he. used to go in the bay before we'd leave. he'd go down into the into the basement. of the house and I would just hear. humming and like little tinging noises. and then he'd come out and he'd go all. done and then we'd leave and I wouldn't. ask what it is but wait look look now. look at me holy [ __ ] wow Pierce Pierce. something here hello oh Bobby oh my God. you almost had me fool thank you can you. do a good British accent or is it. offensive I'm Pierce Bronson yeah Pierce.

Bronson hello hello. no this is Pierce Bronson what's his. name your Pierce Bros what's his name. Pierce Bronson is you what's his name. Chris Brosnan Brosnan bronzeman yep. exactly oh same thing hello I'm Pierce. Bronson that's right thank you pierce. where are you from Diablo seven you're. from 007 that's what I played. James Bond whoa hello so Pierce can I. ask you a couple of questions Cheerio.

you like Cheerios no just what's your. favorite uh. Dry Cereal. Cheerio oh man easy opportunity to say. checks or anything else really missing a. comedy Loop there no no because I went. you know yes end it that's yeah I just. yes. you know yeah yeah directly right I went. direct you dude yeah anyway what comedy. is a b. itch you just went a b right to C.

I know so anyway you know similar in. many ways I gotta say the more I think. about it the more I do think you share a. lot but do this you do this see what it. looks good. yeah it doesn't look good yeah I think. it looks like you have a headache I do. have a headache right now let me Veer oh. my God oh my God that's [ __ ] oh my. God. you look like you're so good at that you. look like you know you're like hold that. post you know you look like a guy at the. beach who forgot his sunglasses. who has a like an ocular migraine who's.

pretending like it's not bothering him. so much but you're like [ __ ] it I'm not. gonna I'm she look miserable because. your wife was like just bring your. Shades like I don't need my shade to. over cat and you're doing this whole you. look like one of those uh engineers at. Chernobyl you [ __ ] up yeah and you're. just like but like you're gonna die but. like hot though but like hot though yeah. of course yeah yeah of course what do. you mean a hot engineer yeah like yeah. [ __ ] yeah all right they're not all ugly. yeah thanks Bob yeah he's got a cutie. it's gonna be a cutie in there I don't. know I don't know what they look like.

you got it man what do you mean yeah. there could be there were engineers at. the [ __ ] thing hottest they [ __ ] up. let's do hottest NASA engineer hottest. NASA engineer let's see if you know. there's uh some because there's there's. a lot Through The Years so there's some. hotties for sure okay. the hottest lady astronauts go back go. back go back what are you doing hold on. the hottest lady it was too sexy it. broke the internet all right Judith. Resnick would you uh what I what go to. space with her yeah that's Trevor Trevor. Wallace's mom no Trevor Resnick is that.

the Nine Inch Nails guy. oh man. [Laughter]. that's that's uh Mike Dyson's wife the. guy who meant the vacuum invented the. vacuum whoa I didn't know that very. smart family all right let's see go to. the go back here we go here we go search. the NASA girl who wore a diaper that. killed her husband her boyfriend or. husband right who's her boyfriend I. think maybe boyfriend Lisa Marie Nowak. yeah okay this was this tell me about.

this I don't know anything about it tell. me about the story this girl she killed. uh another astronaut that she was in. love with I think there was an affair. yeah affair right yeah she traveled. across the country wore a diaper so she. didn't have to stop for fear poop breaks. to go murder this is her astronaut brain. she's smart enough to know like I need. to get there in x amount of time if I. stopped to use the restroom five or six. times right I won't make it so I'm gonna. strap this diaper on [ __ ] and piss. myself the entire way there wow and then. murdered him uh I would take the diaper.

she drove 950 miles in a diaper holy. moly and I'm gonna say something right. now Macon the next time we're driving. far you were in a [ __ ] diaper we had. to pull over for this loser within 50. you know it's like we got to keep. pulling over to this guy this is why I. wanted to talk I wanted to bring uh your. guys's Road Road. I don't know where else yeah are you. doing a space movie Next is that why you. threw this up. are you in that Tom Cruise where he's. living Tom Cruise is living in space.

right now you do know that right do you. guys know this no he's in space as we. speak he's filming uh a movie in space. uh the first civilian look there it says. he's there now apparently he's there now. shooting stuff right now wow dude. incredible I think that's this guy is. genuinely the greatest movie star we've. ever had it really is we've ever had did. you see the scenes from Mission. Impossible the [ __ ] cycle yeah I mean. well that one that we did it nine times. six times but nine fifteen okay just.

give me nine twelve he did it 76 times. but that one to me I'm like I would do. that one everyone was like oh man that. one. yeah I would okay I did see it I did. okay yeah I never even I've never done a. motorcycle I have and so I would you. know I would not make the line you would. hit the right he would help you'd fall. down the motorcycle I bought a.

motorcycle when I was trying to be a. Hollywood bad boy for a while like so. eight years ago something like that. where is it now and uh I sold it yeah I. I because I live up in the hills and I. was coming down my hill and it was like. a hairpin turn and I crashed this bike. all the [ __ ] time and I of course I. ate it again coming down this hill. because I'd get nervous trying to take. the and I just ate [ __ ] dropped the bike. and was so embarrassed uh you know that. that that I just dropped the bike and. there was this construction they were.

doing construction on this house and I. was so embarrassed that I dropped the. bike in front of these guys that I just. looked and I ripped my helmet off I. looked into this bush and go [ __ ]. squirrels. did you really yeah except for the. squirrel's fault like I was like and. then it's time to get into the bush as. if the squirrel made me drop my. motorcycle wow imagine if one of the. construction workers came over he's like. I know about that [ __ ] yeah piece of. [ __ ] he's done that every day to me yeah. this is his mother he just holds up.

I think you're gonna say you threw the. through the keys at one of the. construction workers keep it took the. [ __ ] bike I wish I did something that. cool I know but I was like so ashamed. that I picked up the bike like it was. like 800 pounds they're heavy as [ __ ]. yeah I'm on the side of a hill I lifted. it no problem just with like the. embarrassment adrenaline embarrassment. rage so let me say based on the story. you just told you cannot jump off a jump. with a parachute yeah why can't I. because you're you dropped it on a turn. in the hill dude you're gonna drop it as. soon as you go off the [ __ ] lip with.

the thing I know but you wouldn't make I. think it was you'd hit something before. that. outside. shoot dude you've never done that how do. you know whoa whoa do that again do it. again that's literally perfect yeah. that's how you guys hear any and you. have to do that first of all both of you. guys are wrong it's right here yeah yeah. it's down here well dude I can't get. around this [ __ ] well that's gonna be. a problem when you're out there too yeah. you think that's just now that's what. happens but have you ever Skydive Adam.

yes you have yeah oh have you no see so. who are we gonna believe can do this no. I didn't say I could I said you can't. okay I think we're sipping a little. haterade right now because I did some. crazy [ __ ] okay I hosted Shark Week. multiple times as he hosted Shark Week. Tom Cruise no he hasn't you know now. that I think about it he has not yeah so. I can do all his okay you know what by. the way this is our little shark week we. did actually bring you in here to pitch. you something yeah Bobby have a little. invention okay yeah are you willing to.

hear the pitch. what are we singing hello Adam uh my. partner Bobby Lee and I am Andrew. Santino we're here Adam it's Hello shark. Hello shark we're we're here presenting. a product hello Cheerio this is my. partner Pierce Bronson sorry this is my. partner Pierce Bronson yeah we're here. looking for eight million dollars a half. a percent in our company in our company.

and our company is called. Cheerio I think there is a company shark. do you like cereal but it's spelled yeah. with four e's. we've invested four times the normal. amount of vitamin E inside of it. ND yes Pierce. all of the vitamins this is a vitamin. heavy cereal called cheerio. [Music]. are you interested uh I think I'm gonna.

pass this off tomorrow Cuban yeah I. think Cubans Cuban Aura I mean Spanish. whatever. Spanish or Mexican yeah yeah I've seen. your valuation is a little yeah yeah oh. really last year we made sixty seven. hundred dollars I think we're on track. this year to make tens of Millions. my favorite is when they just guess what. they might be making oh yeah when. they're like uh we're on track. everything the way we wanted to yeah.

it's gonna be a 120 million dollar. company next year and you're like yeah. if everything goes the way you want it. to sure then my company is going to be. Google. then I'm gonna be a billionaire and I. never bought it that always bothered me. I knew a girl that did that by the way. that did that show in fact her brother. is. the guy that created Rick and Morty not. Justin Royal and then oh yeah she made. like a clothing company went on there. uh and I was and I didn't want anybody. to buy it not out of spite but out of.

like you can't have two super successful. siblings yeah it's got to be one well. that's like David Spade and then Kate. Spade uh uh aren't they related in some. well her she she married his brother. yeah she married in also rest in peace. okay. okay. thanks for bringing it up. can we do a moment of sounds for Adam. DeVine not knowing about um yeah yeah.

let me just say something about that. Asian cop though I've never said this. before. is if you look at all the photos you're. on his side I knew. I say it I felt it here's why I hate him. right. right yeah you can't believe it yeah. what. he's murdering a guy he Asian guy what's.

going on but it is true what is going on. yeah do your job stop that what if his. job was what's going on guy. they leave the precinct they're like and. and you're the killer you're you're the. uh the bag you're the lookout and you. yeah yeah what's going on guys hear. what's going on yeah he's like a. practice. perfect get out there buddy hate that. guy yeah he's in prison one of the worst. guys but if you get offered to play him. in a film.

you're doing it. no but I would change the line maybe. what's happening what's happening that's. better right right so like making my own. or whatever yeah I'll improvise yeah. yeah man you're always dude thank you. good improviser yeah you're a good. improviser taking another line that's. already. and changing it just ever so slightly. do you ever have a moment with your wife. where you're talking about you know like. something that you're passionate about.

like a thing that you like like oh man. this new project or whatever and she. just. gives you something and she's just like. when do we have to turn in the thing oh. all the time it's always like booking a. flight for my mom to come visit or. something yeah I can't tell her. literally last night I was like talking. about the trailer for The Outlaws July. 7th only on Netflix. uh I was talking about like how well the. trailer's done how many people are. watching the trailer how it's everywhere. and uh and Chloe's like.

so I was thinking get in the 945 flight. mom and I'm like. I'm like we have to talk about me always. I had a freak out moment just today. though and I it's like with your wife. yeah and she said sorry but I was like. bummed because I had this thing that. I've kind of been working on and I was. like and it came to me in the shower and. I was like holy [ __ ] because I I was. like I was toying on this one thing I. had to hiccup on this idea and I was. like I just don't that's not I don't.

know if that's gonna work and it came to. me and I get out of the shower and I was. like I've got it I was like but you have. to hear this and she's like what's up. and she's not she wasn't doing anything. I wasn't like interrupting her and she's. like what's going on I'm like this and. this and I want to call this and. remember when I was about it and then. she goes. you have a booger. and I was like what what she goes you. have a book you have a booger I've been. like I almost didn't hear anything that. you just said. dude my soul fell into my [ __ ] yeah. like I have a Booker I just told you. like I thought well wipe your nose yeah.

but before you do a speech I just got. out of the shower well then it's. supposed to wash all the boogers off no. no I put I so when boogers come out I. put them on the wall I put them right. back in before I leave yeah yeah all. right technique yeah. that bumped you out huh it I could see. that it was one of those moments where. you're like when you're living with. whether it's your significant other. partner boyfriend girlfriend whatever. like there's moments where you're like I. gotta share this with you and then. they're like and then did you want did. you not want chicken cacciatore and. you're like oh [ __ ].

oh uh Yo cool neat. awesome that's I'm glad that worked but. when they do that thing where they're. like it's your mom do you think your mom. would want to land earlier in the day. and you're like wow okay I guess [ __ ] me. I guess [ __ ] me but it hit me hard today. I'm sorry I wanted to bone you were in. the middle of that story I wanted to. just talk about how dumb I look right. now crossing my legs and do the thing. that your wife did to you I thought you. were gonna be like you have a booger.

yeah uh no you look good crossing your. legs by the way it's it's weird how when. you get older it's so comfortable it's. so comfortable now do you pull your nuts. up or do you let them go are you are you. [ __ ] and balls between the legs are they. yeah they're up high you ball jumped. yeah you bulge up don't you I love it. yeah when you cross your legs you bulge. off I don't know what you're talking. about when you cross your legs like he's. doing right now do you pull your [ __ ]. and balls up up above above the folder. or do you let the nuts hang down low I. let it squeeze between the thighs right. that's that's so you do know about it I.

crush it like right now are your balls. is your [ __ ] and balls up above Austin. what are your [ __ ] and balls doing this. see ones but one for me almost always. goes down below really. yeah I always have one because I have. one loose nut see it let's see it let's. see it. let's see. so it went down below no that thing's. way up high. you have one nut between your thighs. both the sack is in between yeah yeah. show them turn and show me just me I. don't want anybody else yeah Close Your.

Eyes Adam. right so your [ __ ] is up above but your. balls are down below. it's Crush you're one of your nuts or. your nuts are crushed. show Adam your penis he loves to see I'd. love to see her. I'd love to see your penis show them. yeah well cross your legs cross your. legs and show them show them with your. legs crossed look yeah I don't want to. see your [ __ ] no show them with your. legs crossed like a professional I don't. know how to show it cross your legs. cross your legs like a professional and. now show him.

show them your fun little penis yeah. I've seen your penis I think a dozen. times so yeah yeah it's awesome yeah who. hasn't who has it [ __ ] you. I uh. uh it is fun I I had my penis out in the. movie game over man on my penis it was. your real dick right that one was my. real dick that's so cool and uh that's. fun to have your [ __ ] out there so it's. out there so because I was like I don't. really care uh and then I did the movie. jexy and it's like this is the phone and.

they they're like ah we're gonna I do. like take nude photos and there I was. gonna it was gonna send it to everybody. it was gonna come up on people's phones. and I'm like do you want me to do my. dick I just did it in a movie it's kind. of weird if I do it again and they're. like we have a [ __ ] double don't worry. about it we'll just use their [ __ ] and. I'm like okay. a way worse [ __ ] okay women got it like. a much worse ugly [ __ ] you mean ugly. what was wrong with this it was small. and it also wasn't that good looking it. was like gray but that's comedy right.

isn't that part of the comedy it wasn't. like it wasn't so bad that it's comedy. sure it was just like a little worse. like Ken jong's penis and hangover whoa. it was one of those moments where I was. like this is so funny but also it's real. so I got sad afterwards uh yeah to me it. was like I would I made me like Ken Jong. even more I was like sad he betrayed our. people. [Laughter]. well he just he betrayed our people it. just. it's a shame that we'll never wash away.

can we look up Adam Devine's [ __ ] in uh. game over man because I'd love to see. your car there's a gift there's a gift. now that is just my [ __ ] flapping back. and forth so that's cool people send. that to me see that's from jexy that's. uh no the yeah that's jexy the other one. is uh yeah but it looks like they. they've covered it so well there's got. to be an uncensored yeah yeah I've been. gonna ask you guys a question real quick. please I say a24 is doing a movie right. and it's like broke back Martin too.

right it's me you and Andrew it's. brokeback Martin yeah Steve Martin Steve. Martin Steve Martin yeah it's me Martin. Lawrence all the Martins yeah yeah yeah. there's my [ __ ] like my literal wait. [ __ ] it's on a website called leaked. meat.com. there was a scene in this movie broke. go down a little bit I want to let's see. broke back Martin. there's your dick dude right there. there's your dick right there yeah catch. it some air.

there it is yeah there it is that's. pretty good yeah yeah it's not bad it's. a nice regular regular sized dick yeah. yeah anyway. um all right everyone do us a favor yeah. admin Divine is one of my oldest uh and. dearest friends and uh he has a movie. out that you have to watch on Netflix so. please go watch that uh we it would. really mean a lot to US bank that's. called The Outlaws and uh we love you. and if we do a little secret show in. here you better you better do it you. better promise yep that was so fun to. have you on buddy love you buddy awesome.

guys thank you for being a bad friend. [Music]. no. [Music].