Hi, America! | Ep 6 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

when I was there fighting him [ __ ]. Koreans yeah I got to tell you I came. down from a tough chopper mission yeah. one of them little nice Korean birds she. fed fed me some some what she called was. techo she said tuck Oh. yeah well yeah you whole goody starving. what is that DC is a meat loaf. oh I love me some [ __ ] meat level oh. thank you so much what's your name young. oh nice to meet you gone. [Music].

[Laughter]. [Music]. I feel we're back we're back we're back. we're back oh thank God thank God we're.

back because um I haven't left the house. in five [ __ ] days rah kalila kept you. in jail she acts like it's 1939 Poland. don't go outside they'll see you hide. under the floorboards. the Germans are here though yeah it's. it's it's she's act I know George is a. Nazi with 100%. should we she's sexy recorder it's like. shotgun you know I mean and like the. blue apron guy comes up to the driveway.

right leave it up that's what she's. doing that's what she's doing it's just. it's out of control and you're freaking. out she's acting Craig are you getting. any sleep no sleep yeah it's like it. it's she's acting out like it's the end. of the world look at your gloves by the. way lift up let's just show the camera. why yeah look at how dirty that is yeah. it's all corona it's all corona and then. you see did you see the girl licking the. toilet seat air on the airplane hope she. dies did you watch it yeah it's dumb. it's fun [ __ ] real it's unreal and I.

mean it I have to say this too and I. hope I don't get in trouble you don't. have to say something that's gonna get. me in very big trouble is so I had a. conversation with our dear friend Eric. Griffin which is a dear friend of mine. he's like one of my best friends if like. you know he's like a brother. yeah is he not yeah so we're talking. today on the phone is I I'm like yeah. I'm worried because I smoke I'm getting. older in 40 a he's like and I go I once.

the corona virus hits me I think I'm. gonna be one of those casualties he goes. yeah that definitely dude you for sure. he's like me I've been taking vitamins. and I'm you know I mean I know. mac and cheese are vitamins you know. because me I'm fine taking my hormone. pills my vitamins I go if I die Eric. you're gonna die all right. as soon as Crona fire hits your body. gone love's gonna squirt out of your. black Kitty's Chocolat chaud chocolate.

let's get a squirt off. he's just gonna his eyes gonna roll back. he's gonna go into convulsions he's. gonna die and he nicely. Eric Griffith I love you bro but don't. tell me that you're [ __ ] Carl Lewis. because you're not alright if he if you. die he dies land oh by the way that's. why I did this you can see my facial. hair this is in this is uh this is. because Eric shaved his did you see Eric. with this did you see this yes let's. show that let's show our viewer I know. Eric Griffin shaved his mustache for.

those that haven't seen it okay first of. all this has been Eric since I've known. him yeah he's had a mustache since I've. since 1932 I said that 32 he's a. mustache and now yeah I think it's got. to be maybe on his on his Instagram he. shaved his mustache and I look at this. [ __ ] oh my god no upper lip look. at that's thinner than mine yeah you. know why he forgot the reason why he. grew it in the first place is to hide. the ugly right when you through grow a.

[ __ ] thick mustache like that is to. hide something well you have to yeah. okay look at that Brad Williams what did. your coronavirus do here must have no he. knows we love them together I just can't. believe look at those look it's a. cartoon nose so look at those look at. those nose hairs are really trying to. poke out on ya like Disney animation. made that nose folks right that's like. from somebody's imagination yeah it's.

bad what did you what did you you could. do you guys go did you do grocery. shopping or nothing. we're getting everything livered Amazon. you know to delivery yeah you know and. then um so that I'd the other day I go I. want chips just get me whatever kind of. chips right yeah she [ __ ] orders. these [ __ ] hemp kale seed chips [ __ ]. I'm a Doritos I want to read o's that's. the new app I want doritos that what. nacho cheese [ __ ] is that what you get.

now hey whatever man it's like she's. getting all the stuff that she would eat. you know right like [ __ ] that she's like. healthy you know I mean if we're gonna. if miss apocalypse if we're gonna die. give me Twinkies yeah let me eat let me. do we did that I went shot. I bought the [ __ ] I never there's six. things a mac and cheese in my fridge. there's the Kraft oh my god don't [ __ ]. with it there's four there's four. there's four whatever let's move on no.

no but why can't I think I have no idea. because you're making it up let's know. we went to grocery shopping yesterday we. bought we bought mac and cheese. I thought big bags of beef jerky I. really liked before yeah yeah that's. what I thought that's what was ruffles I. was trying to think of the name of the. brand ruffles oh but I bought sour cream. and cheddar which are her favorite yeah. my old bags favorite I bought all. dressed which is Canadian do you know. all dressed you don't you don't know all. dressed holy [ __ ] do you guys know all.

dressed all dressed is the most popular. brand in Canada it's salt sea salt and. vinegar barbecue sauce yeah it's like. combining both of those chips it just. seems like something that white people. would like it is that's what we invented. almost everything so I'm gonna pass on. it you're gonna what kind of you want. fish sauce no and the one you said. earlier before the cameras were on I. said we're hunkering down we're making. stuff and you just said out of the blue. you said dog why would you say that cuz.

you said we're making we're making stuff. at the out of the blue I just said dog. I know but no not as a term of. endearment like my dog no you're my. buddy I don't think that that what is I. did see that I think you did I did see a. video this morning a girl sent me of. them cooking a live dog in China. oh this video circulating now all the. [ __ ] up [ __ ] they're doing you know. what it's like you know you've heard of. the Yulin dog eating festival yeah what.

the [ __ ] what did you place when you. were over it what did you place were you. first or second or third they took the. bronze yeah yeah because I wouldn't eat. that pitbull yeah you wouldn't know just. too angry much yeah you know what I mean. of energy yeah I like I like Yorkshire. Terriers oh they good so tender what's. the what's the softest now let me say. something right now Yorkshire Terrier. puppy yeah it's like sashimi is if you. if you if you kill a newborn Yorkshire. Terrier right yeah you just slice.

when it's alive preferably you will you. can't kill him first because if you kill. him the muscles get to lie so you got. you just have to like while they're. alive right you slice open the belly. they make it they make a sound what is. this and you just slice open like the. belly meat oh my god that's right you. drink the blood yes I do of course I do. because you know I'm a warrior but my. point is is this is that we don't do. that I have three dogs at home and I. love them more than other humans so that.

pit bit we just did was a job was a joke. you know dogs aren't dogs can't get it. good they confirmed dogs can't get. Corona various huh cats I don't really. care about cats even a little bit they. can get it in fact I hope every cat gets. it okay I want to say this right now I. hope every last me gets Corona you have. no you know what it is you you cats like. Asians it's the same [ __ ] impression.

no no no I want to see videos of cats. online with Corona yeah yeah just a. little leg and they're coughing here's. the thing you don't know about cat song. go ahead do you ever live with one no. okay I would never but that's how I do. so when I here's the deal no when I make. kalila I was the type of guy that if I.

saw any animal I mean I would speed up. to hit to hit it I didn't give a [ __ ] a. dog I don't go [ __ ] right you want to. kill the animal because I never know sup. that that is this I'd never knew the. bond that you could have with an animal. that's right when you're not raised with. it necessarily you're not gonna really. care right so what what happened was I. met kalila my girlfriend on the Tinder's. and she I spent the night at her house.

one night and we had a she had a cat. named Ming but it was a kitten it was. about this small and and I slept on her. bed and Ming would sleep on my shoulder. and I just wanted to. grab it and just squeeze the life out of. ya what I don't know I just didn't like. him okay right but then one day. kalila went out of town and I was living. it on beechwood yeah and she goes um can. you take care of Ming for a week and I.

don't know what happened but being one. day I came home and she was just sitting. there and she goes like welcome home and. I [ __ ] fell in love with this thing. man. she's like I love being more than most. of my cousin's like if my cousin Annie I. don't I mean yeah if my cousin Andy died. yesin to me man yeah I am this is call. me call you're my other cousin Carlton. tell me if Andy died call me hello hey.

Bob what's up dude why you so sad. oh man you wanna buried it right yeah. Andy died all right okay well I'll talk. to you later okay okay hang up yep.

PlayStation no I will probably have. tears but I would still play like think. about them you know yeah I'm not gonna. stop the game but if being died it's it. would I would be devastated for years so. Ming is gonna die and I'll be devastated. if any of my cats have three cats if any. of them die I love them love them so. much in that that the thing is is that. you just don't know no I know cats you. don't know I don't like him I don't. trust him they don't greet you the same. when you come home my dog is at the door.

wagging wagging her tail she's so. excited to see me when the owner is. waiting for me my one of my middle cat. is waiting for me at the door and where. are the other two the other two are. hiding. they're not hiding but the relaxing bro. they're two different [ __ ] things. they do all that all they do all day is. relax. can you play fetch with a cat oh no you. can play other things what you can do. the [ __ ] the laser okay. that's fun as well friend cats are. always it's always a fat guys best. friend. you can laser from your fat couch no and.

okay you can do one of the dangly things. it hits no also can't you [ __ ] you. don't know nothing about cats here you. don't have to take it for a walk did you. know this - it's like it catches a. thinking man sanim and it poops inside. did you know that people men who love. cats are more college-educated and. smarter than the them where did that. statistic the stats look at the stats. but look at Marlon Brando Marlon Brando. bro a lot about us right yeah. Sir Patrick Stewart's Durer Picard.

nothing Picard he loves cats a bra okay. yeah all great ooh there's plenty of. smart guys that love dogs yeah but it. just statistically smarter people I'm. not buying into this google it you. you're so fast at [ __ ] googling [ __ ]. google it [ __ ] how could you have what. would I search tell me what would I. search George was easy sir what could I. even search what intelligence versus. processed owner versus dog owners versus.

dog yes this is gonna be some [ __ ]. the research revealed that the owners. are the two animals have to have. different personalities cat lovers being. more sensitive and open-minded and then. dog loggers who are largely energetic. that's right Carol University in. Wisconsin cat owner scored highly on. intelligent than dog owners there we go. but all shall we go but also more. sensitive and what open-minded you're.

that's what I told you about Bill. O'Reilly earlier dude you're a. closed-off angry man act fact oh look at. this a study by Carroll University also. found that people who like cats in. general tend to be total [ __ ] losers. that says it right in the study if. you're more introverted and sensitive. maybe you're more at home reading a book. and your cat doesn't wanna go outside. for a walk and I just want to read a. book and not go walk no I would get.

outside you fat lazy piece of [ __ ] yeah. get outside yeah go outside take a walk. you know what you are doing. yeah in the movie. look at me right now stop [ __ ] put. your fingers on that [ __ ] thing you. know what you are bro yeah you ever see. the movie War of the Worlds mm-hmm. you're the kind of guy that as soon as. that thing [ __ ] hit right that you're. gonna go investigate the crater and then. the machine comes out of Earth and. you're gonna get it you need guys like. me dude yeah we're in the house heading. our [ __ ] little [ __ ] you know. kitten Yeah right and we're alive no.

yeah you're angry. yeah you need anger management there let. me see how many people that fight in the. armed services are cat people versus dog. people the people that defend this. [ __ ] country yeah that's what I see. how many of them you're grunt are cat. people that's fine. none you why because they're grunting. somebody should be on the front line. doing the aggressive let's get outside. let's attack the day instead of just.

pipe yeah smoking jacket fire right on. my [ __ ] thing right that's what I am. from you [ __ ] idiot you guys are. [ __ ] animals bro that's why you like. dogs I like dogs those are best no the. bad they're not that the best yeah. they're the best but actually but could. I say that 93 dogs and three cats right. yeah I love both because I am both. you're just one-dimensional I'm just a.

dog yeah and you're I have a divinations. right right I have all I'm very more. you're more well-rounded you're more. well-rounded than I ended you're much. more well-rounded than I because I'm fat. what because I'm circular in shape. that's not what I said okay. anyway um I look like hands look iiiii. don't hate cats this has all been a bit. I don't I don't want any inside of my. house I don't like hair I don't like.

hair and I don't like that they poop. inside the another box but that's fun. disgusting it's inside your house all. right it's what we do anyway what do you. do wrong for me you clean it yeah of. course I clean that you [ __ ] it idiot. okay so why not just do it outside what. I did was I created a [ __ ] cat door. and I have an AK extra compartment. outside that's enclosed that they pee. and poo you can. smell it so they go outside in a you. know like a shack that I had built okay. dad I'm cool with ya and that's what I.

did I love that you have to I think if. you don't have thumbs you have to poop. outside that's my rule oh really. you're so if you don't have thumbs you. have to poop outside that's my rule. anyhoo my buddy mark has no thumbs. I can't believe make him poop outside in. the yard anywho anywho last Thursday. yeah it was crazy because so I called my. agents Wednesday you know and I go. because I wouldn't Denver and I go I. don't think I should go and you know.

your agents you should go Bobby no one. else's can't want to make money. no one's canceling go you have to go and. I go because you sold out the rooms you. know six shows yeah I should do the. shows and you got to do it and I'm like. thinking you know I don't know if this. could get crazy I should make the money. right so I fly over there and it's. really one of the best comedy clubs ever. yeah the Denver comedy I can't talk good. and I can't talk anymore good about it. it oh really either it's one of the past. it's just structurally the staff.

everything the owner everything about it. is perfect yeah but so I do the first. show but you know how its set up but. you're on the stage and the audience is. around on the stage they're on the stage. with you much so it's like it's not as. if you're like levitated above them and. there's a gap you're like amongst them. so as soon as I walked out there I was. like this it didn't feel right you get. nervous not just nervous it was just. like what the [ __ ] am i doing and then.

in between shows Kevin Kristy and I am. eye-opener by the way our emcee there. Georgia was amazing but anyway Georgia I. forgot her last rook's I know she's. great is she a local in Denver yeah okay. I don't know yeah and I turned to Kevin. I go we gotta get out of here and. especially this is is that they were. refunding tickets understandably yeah. but then I'm like if you're refunding. the tickets then I'm not gonna make any. money you're gonna lose money yeah a lot.

of it right so then I just kind of went. I'm [ __ ] out here but it's crazy the. fact that I even went out there in the. [ __ ]. first one sued I'll give you that so I. just got back from Chicago I canceled my. show this is the craziest part the. governor Pritzker or the mayor or. whatever of Chicago Pritzker said venues. with 250 or more they highly suggest. this was then highly suggested not doing. a show I got a call from my agent. they're like Live Nation says they're. okay with you doing it it's up to you so.

he put it on my shoulders oh you to do. the show oh yeah. Natalya Hall is like 600 something like. that just around 6:00 and I said okay so. I'm doubling the rule already get sold. out yeah and I was like I'm doubling it. was it was actually sold out way earlier. and I should have done two shows but but. i but they put it on me and I was really. upset genuinely I'm not joking around I. was like actually mad pacing in my mom's. living room because I was like well this.

is gonna be my fault if I do the show. and something bad happens if a few. people come and get sick they're gonna. write in the [ __ ] in the tribute. Andrew Santino decides to put on a show. despite what's going on right in the. city of Chicago why because all the. other theaters are closed down the bars. and clubs were already starting to close. down so then I was like well it's on me. so then I cancelled I put out a [ __ ]. thing on Facebook being like hey I'm. sorry. I can't do this like I just can't and. most people are supportive cuz they get. it it's so funny that some people are. like oh way to succumb to the [ __ ].

media yeah you're like what are you out. of your [ __ ] mind I know you watch. what you're saying now at this point. forward huh. because you're gonna because there are. people out there yeah that believe that. this is fake a liberal agenda and that. the fake news which is you know CNN and. SM they're [ __ ] morons don't what I. said watch what you're saying if you. think this is fail yeah you're a [ __ ]. [ __ ] this is reai know but just ease it.

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wanted to cancel the shows we cancelled. shows because you feel like you might be. putting other people in danger or in. harm's way and I don't want to be. responsible for other people being put. in harm's way yeah so that's why I did. it. Mumbai the way if you think we want to. cancel shows and lose money. what the [ __ ] or hope three months of. both of our tours are done that's our. livelihood so it's not like I'm like. yeah [ __ ] them I don't care I'd rather. just chill do the I want to do the.

opposite I want to be in Boston right. now yeah I want to be [ __ ] in. Cincinnati next weekend that's not that. that's my. biggest problem is people online saying. [ __ ]. making it up that it's not really that. is is that people don't realize is that. you know I'm not D'Elia. I'm not Chris D'Elia or Whitney Cummings. I don't have that kind of money right so. I rely on going on the road and making. money I need to do it yeah right yeah. you know and so I mean I'm so happy for.

the two I just mentioned and they're. very good people and you know they. deserve you know I mean but I don't like. either I know but I need to go out there. and I rely on road money yeah to survive. and so it's not an easy decision not to. go I'm gonna go home yeah yeah yeah but. um I think in light of what's happening. listen this thing probably isn't gonna. kill anyone in this room but mmm studies. say that I hope that doesn't I mean why.

did you say that because now they're. gonna use this loop at our funeral is. probably isn't gonna kill someone in. this room and then it's off music kicks. in what's the space though it's the. fancy bean or that's gonna die if I get. canceled for that say that no you said. fancy in front of it cuz Spanish Spanish. people are fancy [ __ ] yeah vanish. people they don't do coffee they drink. the ones with a little bit espresso the. expresso yeah and he goes I am drinking.

espresso when I came in he was he was. whittling his own shoes that's how he's. they're really talented those guys but. they say that like young people that get. coronavirus they lose 20% of their lung. function told me now but I'm only. functioning on 20% lung functions as it. is so if I get it I'll have a zero lung. function yeah. I'll die immediately in both lungs or is. it just in one long I don't know but. like a Belgian doctor was analyzing.

young patients that had the corona virus. and he said the results are [ __ ]. terrifying I know I saw some of the. x-rays online you can look up some of. the x-rays online of people that are. getting it it's creepy as [ __ ] yeah. and they show what it looks like in your. lungs kind of like how pneumonia looks. kind of creepy in your lungs it is and. the reason why we're. acting accordingly is because it's not. because I believe that I'm gonna die. from it I just don't want to pass it on. to another person I don't mean it's like.

you don't want to be carrying this thing. now just like making other people sick. Ryan. so let's you know do our due diligence. right and just kind of be you know the. the fancy african-american actor from. England got it let's let's try to get. there together yeah yeah yeah his first. name rhymes with me Jai Abu Childress. sounds like children I don't know I. Idris Idris hmm.

what's the last name sounds like Felber. Idris Elba sounds Idris Elba BAM that's. an e drous Elba yourself I got the fancy. English african-american him actor got. it who else got it he's first of all. he's an American first he's American. American he's not an African American. he's an American but he's from England. yeah so he's actually an English African. American yeah okay my passion American. African my back my back my better I. don't know much about him great after.

that Tom Hanks loved among cats. Tom Hanks and his wife cats won the best. movie of the year I'm gonna I bought it. I'm gonna watch it tonight it's so good. yeah I'm not kidding it's one of the. best movies I've ever seen a wait to. watch it. cats is amazing okay maybe now I like. cats. okay I take it okay yeah Tom Hanks and. Rita Wilson his wife yeah these are all. the famous people that got it oh here's. a guy that you don't even know but it it. hit my brother and I hard Miguel Arteta. who's Miguel Arteta the killer today so.

I don't know if you guys know this but I. I love soccer. oh and I've all my life I miss Carol I. don't even how to spell that mikl Arteta. he got he has it yeah poor Miguel Arteta. sorry keep going. there is Miguel Arteta right there and. Miguel Arteta was a midfielder for. Arsenal Arsenal's my favorite team of. all God he's good luck in yeah and. Mikkel Arteta is now the manager of. Arsenal FC. right and he has it and he is the coach.

how come it doesn't say that he has. good put Miguel Arteta coronavirus I. think it would pop up if he had it just. [ __ ] say coronavirus I don't know man. I feel like that would be the first. thing that would come up don't you think. Corona voice upstate as Arsenal boss. sends he's doing better he's in recovery. he's in recovery god damn he's [ __ ]. good looking very good I'd suck a fart. out of his ass he played for Everton but.

now we eat then he went to Arsenal now. he's the man he's very down do you think. so many soccer players are so much. better-looking than other athletes cuz. they'd have to use only their feet that. doesn't matter though yeah because in. football you have to use your head okay. what about basketball how come they. don't have to use much you know what I. think it's because these cannot are. proportionally sized that's not what it. is these guys aren't big guys would you. do clingy and the bigger you get the. more we're doing all right you have to.

understand it in yours what I really. think about the whole thing but I think. I [ __ ] go ahead I need a drink you. have to understand that in in Europe. right in America if you're an athlete. you're young man right you dream of. being either in basketball baseball. football there's so many options for you. all right but in Europe the number one. sport is soccer so the whole world split. in Europe too.

so you have to understand that most. people kids growing up the athletic they. all go into soccer right so they're. getting not only the best athletic. people in soccer but then you're getting. also good looking why would that. correlate to that's amazing just because. you're the best athlete I'm still you're. still not proving my point you're still. not proving the point why would they be. the best looking just because of the. best athletes there is no direct. correlation between the best athletes. but it just so happens that many people. in soccer you want my you want my guess.

and I bet you old old fancy B over there. can tell us see it because I said it I. want you to get cancelled - no cuz I'm. white alright you can do it fancy B. we'll call you that fancy B knows that. like spanning a lot of the Spanish that. get you know that yeah there could there. a lot of money right a lot of money. you know money and looks money money and. looks have this thing that come together. hmm. that's right now there you and I are. that good looking we didn't our parents. don't have a lot of money people that. are rich usually are good-looking and. they have good-looking kids because they. [ __ ] people they're all so good-looking.

Yeah right if you are of this small ilk. of people that are rich and good-looking. and have athletic genes cuz usually. that's what comes along with good looks. then you make Mikkel Arteta. could I tell you somebody bet you his. parents are [ __ ] to look at Freddie. Youngberg Freddie young burger just. gonna be jerking off to soccer yeah yeah. Freddie Youngberg is an Arsenal X. Arsenal player too Freddie o Youngberg. Youngberg this guy even though even bald. he's [ __ ] yeah but look at a young. young no but I'm saying even bald he's.

good look at my point he was young. though oh my [ __ ] god. right there yeah yeah yeah go that's all. goodness [ __ ] joy live with dick yeah. suck it his joy line yeah yeah there's. somebody you're right ruin all those. handsome Cristiano Ronaldo isn't. handsome he is gorgeous big difference. he's gorgeous yeah handsome guys are. like Jon Hamm is handsome yeah yeah yeah. Cristiano Ronaldo is [ __ ] stunning. that guy dripped sex yeah I'm not.

kidding dude I'm not gay at all anymore. maybe I got rid of it yeah I want to. show you something when I when I not. kidding when i see Ronaldo on TV yeah I. get why some people feel gay sometimes. yeah. he's [ __ ] hot yeah his hair is nice. his smile his eyes are cute imagine what. his butt looks like who were an old aldo. imagine when his naked butt looks like. no cellulite a perfect crest between his. thigh and his tush but I'm gonna I'm.

gonna give you you can get it right now. I'm going to say this though soccer. players too right mmm-hmm the extremes. opposite could happen as well yeah. there's no [ __ ] it was there was a guy. that for Everton he was the manager of. Everton but then he managed Manchester. United yeah his name is he also played. even more yeah bring it up but put young. gave it more yes young David Moyes yeah. mo ye Zi mo y es young David Moyes areas. the first guitar the first photo.

[ __ ] it's me oh yeah yeah [ __ ] it's me. so that can happen as well right but. that's rare no it's not I can name you. so many ugly is he British though he's. Scottish. same thing same yeah but that's why it. is how I knew he was Scottish this right. here yeah at all the mouth yeah that's a. dare bad with that [ __ ] over there and.

I'm not saying they don't do that Brits. and Scots aren't like that anymore by. the way they've advanced [ __ ] but. back then yeah they oh that was old joke. like Brits had bad teeth guess what they. did they had [ __ ] terrible teeth and. look at the skin vampiress good vampire. skin don't sleep but here but you know. like here's that here's my biggest thing. is what the difference of like look at. this like Rudy Rudy Gobert he he's an. NBA player that got it. yeah that got the [ __ ] that got the. stuff you know that got the corona yeah. hey you know like he's not ugly but he's.

just a he's fine he's fine. yeah that's fine he's fine it's average. yeah but there's a lot of NBA players. because I didn't let me ask you this the. bigger they get the more goony or you. you naturally look goony you look like. you look on orthodoxson like look at. right there like this is a normal. Donovan Mitchell normal looking good. looking kid good looking you know why. why normal size he's probably like. six-four six-five he's not once these. guys get 610 to like they'd be calling. all y'all Ming yes yes.

maybe the ugliest guy to ever play in. the [ __ ] end yeah oh that's a stretch. Yao Ming is by far the ugliest ugliest. player look at this [ __ ] this thing. was made in a lab yeah this guy was made. in a [ __ ] fun-ass Hall do yo Ming's a. good dude he was made in a lab there's. nothing good about that word right there. yeah China handsome giant you're off. your [ __ ] has a kind of handsome not. even a little gay China for China no. there's plenty okay what about judge I.

always thought though Jeremy Lin is he. is he Chinese no what is he. Taiwanese you don't even [ __ ] but. neither of you guys know but imagine. yeah what yep yummy if yummy didn't play. [ __ ] basketball what job would we. have in. you think Chuck Jeremy Jeremy Xu Hailin. is an American personal master for the. Beijing ducts of the Chinese Basketball. Association his background in sanity D. is it Taiwanese oh look yeah he's born. in Torrance yeah you're probably right. there's literally no doubt he's the.

mayor Christian family yeah he's an. American America just like me [ __ ] look. at his mom he Ming and Shirley. immigrated to Taiwan Yap Taiwanese. bummer let me ask you this he's. good-looking when now when you know it's. been again said it's a Chinese virus oh. my god some reporter they said a White. House staffer called it come on Kong flu. that's the funniest thing I've ever. heard me the gun flu yeah the country's. come over it's taking over cuz that an. argument with uncle eyelid the other.

night about you know cuz I go is Chinese. virus bad and then she's like calling it. that because it's you know you're saying. is it bad for you to say no is it bad. for president because people are making. a stink about you know me and Trump. saying and I know a lot of like Asian. actors there are just up in arms because. they don't like Trump to begin with I. mean that's not let's be real that's. yeah but yeah I don't you know I think. Chinese virus isn't as bad as people say. but then because my argument is is they. called it this a fancy B are you.

offended they call it the Spanish flu no. because it came from [ __ ] Spain yeah. I mean right so so what we call we call. the Spanish flu because it was from but. but then kalila argument is is that yeah. but when was the Spanish flu it was in. 1918 1919 the world wasn't as woke as we. are now I think if the Spanish flu. happened now she was her point is is. that we wouldn't call it the Spanish flu. yeah h1n1 that's that was the and a bird.

bird flu and all that stuff that yeah. yeah yeah but I know what I know what. she's saying I think it's because people. are more racially sensitive now it's. kind of why we don't say oriental except. what are they what do they call the rugs. that still because the rugs are from the. Orient region of the of the country but. if you said you can't say oriental food. it depends on where the food is from if. the food is from there oriental region. of by the way the Orient doesn't exist. anymore all right so. the rugs I don't call it that I'm saying.

that says oriental rug on a sign I call. it [ __ ] rug ok [ __ ] rug yeah. [ __ ] rug yeah yeah is Chinese food. offensive no man of course not. yeah so Chinese flu isn't either Chinese. food from China eat Chinese because I. think what people are humble arms about. is is that he has a history of being. racist of using rhetoric right to divide. and I think that that if he was like if.

it was somebody else saying it yeah it. wouldn't be as I don't think as um. divisive I disagree I think if any. politician called it the Chinese flu. they would get flack for it right now. for sure yeah but look it came from. China I don't think it's racist and. there's also if you called it the ching. chong fluent ya then that would be bad. yeah if you if it was a more slanderous. term but I don't mean easily I don't. want to get cancelled right now but I.

want to propose an idea you've said four. things that will get you can't but I've. been locked up for five days I know say. it baby let it fly [ __ ] it yeah but I. just don't eat the bat yeah I mean. there's certain things that like you. know you know as Americans right we eat. Indian food Yeah right we eat you don't. mean the things that you're supposed to. eat I believe well right okay I ain't. gonna eat no [ __ ] giraffe leg yeah.

but that but if that's part of your. culture and it's normal then why would. it be abnormal I don't think that it do. you see them eating the live mice yeah. it's crazy. dip dipping it you know the sauce that. they have is the chicken yeah but what. if that's the part of their culture it's. normal just go to the chicken what if. they can't afford it you become vegetto. fool okay you get your protein that way. they have way there. the problem is is embedded into the. culture even the calendar year of the. chicken year of the goat your they love.

we love animal yeah they love animals. yep if you ever go to like a Chinese. market in like Beijing or whatever. Beijing but let's go young Fabio never. Hong Kong no never never gonna go you. I'm pretty sure you see things there. that you know and I'll get anything I. mean everything right not bad just like. there's just certain things like you. know the shoulder of a meerkat my point. is who knows yeah I'm be I'm just. playing devil's advocate I understand.

why people are mad that they're like. good you know cuz people get a [ __ ]. bat now I don't got a 401k it's like I. look yeah but also this is part of their. culture yeah yeah you're right I mean. maybe there are things that we don't eat. because we just don't know like for. instance I think that we don't eat. certain things because they just. aesthetically look cute any right panda. koala okay dogs and cats seriously we. don't eat them because we really like. them and I'm gonna say this too about. dogs and because I don't I'm now gonna.

get cancelled but make sure you get the. sound but if you if you talk to old. Korean Korean War American vets my. grandfather right and they they've eaten. dog because at the time they were fed. dog they were fed dog right and they say. it's the most the most delicious meat. they've ever had that's what they say I. look my grandfather passed away on four. sir I can't ask him but I don't I don't. know that's what they say they say that.

it's good meat eh it's tender a really. good meat so when I was are fighting him. [ __ ] Koreans yeah I got to tell you I. came down from a tough chopper mission. yeah one of them little nice Korean. birds she fed fed me some some what she. called was techo she said tuck oh yeah. was that you hole goodie. starving what is that DC is a meat loaf. oh I love me some [ __ ] meat level oh. thank you so much what's your name young. oh nice to meet you gone.

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right now it was a tough weekend for me. in Chicago because I have a family. member that I'm not going to mention. that's not having a good time with life. and and it broke my heart and it gave me. a lot of perspective on the world so if. I can offer any advice to anybody that's. listening that's trying to get through. all this stuff all the jokes that Bob. and I say and all this stuff. be sure to check in with your family and. I think it's I mean it stop it. is it because this facial hair is. [ __ ] no first of all the facial hair. they didn't work. whatever you were trended it looks good. yeah what are you trying to do the pit.

that you were trying to do it wasn't a. bit yeah you were you were like before. the show I have to say that before the. show right in the [ __ ] bathroom. I couldn't even say one sentimental. [ __ ] thing but he was through the. bathroom and he's shaving is like I want. to do a bit cuz young Andrews into bits. you know me because he think this is SNL. and he goes what do you say me bit that. we could do on the program I'm like what. the [ __ ] are you doing let's [ __ ]. talk [ __ ] talk you [ __ ] ready to. freak I wanted to do a mustache for.

aircraft yeah it didn't work whatever. you're doing it looks good I know but it. was silly silly that's why you spent an. hour in the [ __ ] bathroom doing a bit. that didn't work seven minutes I spent. in there to shave my face well you had. George on the phone with the [ __ ]. Wayans brothers all right so here's I. want to talk about that yeah yeah I want. to talk about that yeah so can I finish. my sentimental thing but I might laugh. you can alright go ahead finish it some. one of my family's not doing well they.

might be dying you didn't laugh are you. laughing at a dead family member I might. love your family why not start from the. top let's do this let's do this okay. honestly honestly because I want to know. if you're really sincere I am alright so. if you're gonna do this little [ __ ]. monologue okay right you cannot be. [ __ ] smirking alright I want some. regardless of what I'm doing okay fine.

here right so it's like if in it once. you start smirking I'm gonna end it and. you don't get the [ __ ] talent fine. alright so here we go and I'm gonna do. another little setup alright okay ladies. and gentlemen and a message from sir. well don't [ __ ] it up off the jump. ladies and gentlemen a heartfelt message. from Sir Andrew Santino hi America.

[ __ ] it. this right we'll try to get try to get. that was the first guy y'all let you go. I'll let ya all right ladies and. gentlemen mm-hmm a heartfelt message. from Sir Andrew it's not penal just keep. the Chinese put us in a bad position. recently call and text you what happened.

your family nothing someone's not doing. well [ __ ] just call in text your family. and man what's going on with her. and to the rope I don't know not feeling. good not doing good did you have Corolla. no okay I'm sorry. she's old she's old and it just made me. check-in more mentally I was like oh you. should check and really [ __ ] you the man. do the message without you can smile do. the more with your family if not if we. take nothing from this shitty virus it's. that we should try to care about people. somebody had a great phrase to me. somebody said this is this during the.

time of this virus we'll find out who. cares about their backyard as much as. people care about their front yard. that's him I don't really understand. that explain it to me it means are you. gonna are you gonna try to contribute. and care about other humans are you only. gonna care about yourself but what has. it with the backyard your backyard means. because you connect with neighbors like. do you care about those around you and. in your community do you care it's a. metaphor for saying like are you not. it's a metaphor are you gonna use it I. specific backyard yeah you don't have. wants to stop you don't have one it's. fenced okay but about beyond annoyance. there's other people all right so to say.

beyond beyond the backyard we're gonna. find out during this virus you don't. even care about people whether you care. about your community you'll never use. that reference again just say what are. you gonna say phrase made perfect didn't. you get the [ __ ] phrase it's a. metaphor saying do you care about your. community or you just care about your. house cleaning my side of the street. when they say that that's an same exact. thing yeah do you only care about. cleaning your side of the street there. we go that this okay I understand that. one cuz you you you do don't you you. only sweep your side of the street. are you [ __ ] out of your minds go. away we're closed.

that's [ __ ]. you know what's so funny there's a. there's a bet to see that if we'll if. we'll keep the show going they said. we'll see how long this lasts what these. two [ __ ] go this is are you out of. your [ __ ] mind when you when you're. on lockdown. for three days and I [ __ ] hate this. piece of [ __ ] Thank You or three [ __ ]. days I was like I can't wait for. Wednesday I can't wait for one's me to. see this redhead her free you know I. mean if I could I would kiss him you. know I mean I'd kiss you yeah but I I. would this is what this is my whole life.

now yeah. is doing these well it's this in touring. for me is that and so now we can't tour. that's it. do you want do you want to bring a. little bit of light into this episode I. love light okay so last week we had. under this row Sunday do the news which. we loved we loved it a lot of the fans. enjoyed it a lot. I want andreas to do to do a little bit. his stand-up you want to do your. stand-up it andreas is gonna do stand-up.

for us I'll get good I love it. are you excited all right we'll be right. back hey everybody hope you're having a. great time I'm Mitch I'm the host of the. show and welcome to the Chuckle [ __ ]. factory here Wisconsin try the chicken. wings yeah you know they're new on the. menu anyway um. man that guy fell off the cliff it was. ooh Sioux Falls there it is like you. know I mean like anyway if it's not. working. Benny when we our next comic he does.

clubs and colleges all over the country. he's been on BET's comicview he's also. been on something on Nickelodeon I don't. know but anyway he's really he's from. some Spain. you know you said he's a fancy he's a. fancy P anyway it's the first time. onstage how he's like a funny guy my. name is Mitch by the way how about a. round of applause for Andrea's katashi's.

go round of applause for me. Thank You Mitch it's so great to be here. is everybody celebrating anything all. right. well you know Tom Brady announced he. might be playing in Tampa Bay Florida. next season seems like a lateral move to.

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I will be blackout too if I found. Hermione was gonna going out with a. ginger those are gross. [Laughter]. wrists with a spoon open Lily to Vanity. Fair saying bad things happened to her. as a TT Nina in Hollywood we know we saw. election okay that was a here at home.

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they would have put it on I never really. got monologues either like when I watch. Carson as a kid like I love when the. guests were there yeah I like what he. failed that was good anyone do a golf so. I get that when I wouldn't go to more. guys were rested and the east side I was. for carrying drugs should have called.

him thug drugs yeah yeah I like that. just taking yeah yeah I never understood. it yeah but I think that's just not. that's not the kind of comedy that you. and I loved anyway was late-night stuff. never made me I always loved the. interviews like Letterman I only liked. the interviews I would I would skip the. monologue and just wait till he you know. cuz he was so [ __ ] what like what. what was the first comic where you went. as a kid you went. oh I like this. I think the first comic that made me.

laugh hard was Eddie Murphy but like. actually laughs yeah like delirious. laughs it was just so physical like I. had never seen that kind of you know he. also had this like Rock story kind of. thing he was a god yeah it never I'd. never seen anything like it and the. first guy to make me like think think. about comedy yeah was Carlin like when I. heard some his stuff I was like wow you. can be funny and have kind of a point. you know have a point but yeah for me. was Kinison yeah really yeah because Sam.

Kinison had a visceral kind of quality. to him yeah I was like emotion and real. pure it just had never seen comedy you. know I didn't ever you know he didn't do. your standard like set up here so far so. to me as I remember watching it that. that first young comedian specials with. Rodney Dangerfield Adam Herrera was on. it at the store right no I don't know if. it was at the Comedy Store but I don't. know at The Improv yeah I think it was.

at the end probably it was just to me. just I openin because you get to see. just different styles I'd never seen. right and people swearing and talking. about sex in a way that I didn't think. you could even say yeah it was just. really you know I think I never got to. meet him but although when I who can. send Kinison but because Pauly Shore. toured with Kinison Pauly when I was. young I was maybe twenty four years old. or 25 years old he goes I'm gonna we're.

gonna do the same tour that Sam took me. on and so we did the same exact cities. that he did with Sam and then at the end. of the tour. Pauly took me to kinnison's gravesite. and not only that but Carla beau who was. who held Sam kinnison's body while he. was down when he was dying on that. freeway in Nevada. Carla beau became a very good friend of. mine I fixed his teeth because this is.

when I was starting to make money and he. had a toothache and I and I took him to. the dentist that's right yeah because. but I only I mean I think in. Joseph Beck I only did that because I. had such a upsetting obsession but he. was just such a big role model for me. and then here's what's greatest the. greatest thing that I ever got from is. there was a Sam Kinison had a couple of. sisters that used to live with him the. way he was a [ __ ] them he was there's. just girls and one of the girls I.

wouldn't have thought he was [ __ ] his. sisters no not his own sisters they. there was two sisters that were he's not. [ __ ] sisters but one of them used to. hang out the store a lot and she knew my. obsession with Kinison and she came to. my house to the club and she could she. she had a plastic bag and it was exam. Kinison shirt that he used to wear on. stage that was never washed if you could.

smell the salt on it yeah right and I. still have that [ __ ] shirt you need. to frame it but I will frame it yeah. yeah but um that's so incredible yes. I've always had a respect for that's why. I hate disrespect for like the older. generation yeah I have such respect for. the older generation people that did it. before us yeah yeah I've even the ones. that weren't even that good I don't even. well because they just they were they. were like leaders III.

this is this is a fun story I'll give. you this I don't think I've ever told. this one this I was in I was writing. like bad sketched jokes my like first. year in LA with with a friend of mine at. the coffee bean I don't even think it's. there anymore across from the mall and. it's late and they're about to close. down and in walks Norma Connell and the. girl says to me who I'm writing with. this girl that I worked with that a. production company she says to me she. goes oh yeah you know that is right and.

I go oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] and she goes. that's the Bob Dole guy I go the Bob. Dole guy I would rip her eyes out I mean. I was like it's [ __ ] nor McDonald and. he's like no I knew I forgot his name I. was like Oh God so we sit there and I'm. kind of fanboying out and I'm on I'm. just kind of you know like not trying to. face him and he's ordering coffee and I. keep kind of looking over just to like. because you just want to get it. because when you're up 22 I just moved. to LA I was like [ __ ] holy [ __ ] Norma. God he he come he he comes in there.

where the coffee is he looks over she's. a pretty girl okay. and obviously doesn't see me at all. doesn't know I exist and he's kind of. trying to talk her up a little bit he. said yeah what everybody guys what you. guys doing and she goes aw we're uh. we're writing sketches and he goes oh. yeah I know a thing or two about. sketches and both of us were like ya. know we know like and I started. stumbling like no I you know and he goes. okay I'm gonna uh I'm gonna go next door. I'm gonna get a Steinbeck novel Barnes.

and Noble at least to be Barnes nobody. goes how many get Steinbeck novel I'm. laughing thinking he's just making jokes. and he goes I'll be back okay I'll be. back and he walks out and I'm like well. how [ __ ] cool was that hand to God. he comes back in with a Steinbeck novel. and sits down by us and just starts. talking oh my gosh where am I like oh my. was like I started a norm engine and he. just wanted to talk so he just started. talking and talking and talking and. telling stories and I shouldn't tell it. like I don't want to [ __ ] it up but the. best story he told I said what was your.

most like secret fun thing that happened. at SNL that like you know like what was. some inside [ __ ]. and he goes uh Smigel and I Robert. Smigel if you don't who Robert Smigel is. he's triumph the insult comic dog he's. the voice in the genius behind that. smuggles a [ __ ] phenomenal genius. writer and comedian he goes smile and. Iowa we used to write sketches for Tracy. is we knew Tracy Morgan we knew Tracy. and I he was bad in table reads he. couldn't read for [ __ ] you know he's a. [ __ ] was stumble through words you.

know so we were one time we wrote this. sketch that we knew was gonna tank. Lauren hated it and then we showed it to. Tracy anyway cuz we knew he had trouble. reading yet someone helping him read. yeah bad time with s's so he wrote this. sketch about this guy's I got gay animal. handler named Brian fellows yeah yeah. Brian fellows and he goes if you look. the best part for us was it was Brian. fellows apostrophe s safari plant whose. 3 s's in a row is the sketch that we.

pitched so in the room even though the. sketch was bad we knew Tracy would go a. brave fellows Justice Breyer. a safari panic we knew we would crush in. there he goes and everybody lost it the. sketch he was like the sketch was. terrible yeah Tracy we're going to drag. fellows this is a fiery pan yeah yeah. and norm was and norm goes in it was a. funniest thing we used to [ __ ] with. Tracy all the time and dude I was like. my heart was filled with comedy warmth. yeah this is the business wild part. again I don't believe that this happened.

I'm I to myself I'm going this is a lie. you're making this out right but she's. my proof we walk out when they finally. closed the doors after they're like mr. McGowen he can stay you know they. [ __ ] the coffee being kids are. sitting just listening we all walk. outside and he starts taking off kind of. headed north on La Cienega and as a joke. my friend goes do you want a ride. are you walking and he goes oh no no I. don't wanna get in the car with you and.

we started laughing and he goes ok. shotgun and he comes and runs sits in. the front seat no I swear to God in my. life oh my god her car I'm sitting in. the back seat and he's showing us where. to go and we drop him off at his house. and uh you know at this complex and he. gets out and he kind of opens the door. and we haven't said we didn't say. anything the whole car ride we just. listened to him going out left yeah. right here and he gets out and he turns. and looks in the car and all he said he. just goes good luck or whatever and. closes the door oh yeah that was mine or.

McDonald moment in comedy but he because. he was one of those guys that I was like. when he did Weekend Update I thought I. was like that's the funniest guy to read. he was the best at that yeah because I I. don't I don't find it funny he was the. only person that I found funny enough. decision he didn't care the jokes the. jokes were him making a joke about the. about the joyride funny it was yeah and. after I saw him do that I was I thought. that's the guy that can write jokes. better than anybody that I I didn't know. anyone that could write a joke like that. where it's like it's really clever it's.

funny but he throws it in the trash you. don't I mean it's like he wrote it he's. like yeah that and throws it away can I. tell you what happened to me were they. [ __ ] with me at MADtv yeah so back in. the day we on a month we would do a. table reads on a Tuesday but on a Monday. night they would they wouldn't sent. their that guide that drive to. everyone's house and drive and drop off. the [ __ ] script oh yeah right jacket. yeah yeah so back in the PA - yeah right. so that he would go to like 15 people's. houses right but so there's a young girl.

named Katie Dippold you know Katie right. she wrote Buster's. bridesmaids and rides me yes yeah yeah. but Katie was a writer at MADtv and. right Katie this is the last table read. we did because if the show was cancelled. so she decided to do a trick so she did. was she wrote a sketch with Nicole. Parker and crista Flanagan right mhm and. I think Johnny Sanchez was also in the. sketch and so everyone got theirs it's.

only those three but in my packet I was. in the sketch right but no one wants. Elsa's no one knows that I'm in the. sketch right right. but in my packet in the sketch I'm just. I don't know why I'm there my characters. in there but base I'm going between. their dialogue in mine I'm saying I'm. losing it you know and then they would. do a couple of lines I'm snapping right. everyone in this room's gonna die soon.

right and at the end of the sketch it's. me going like it's a do bird noises and. then act like a dinosaur it like in the. mists of them doing the dialogue the. network the producers no one knew Katie. did it inside just her kate only katie. knew oh my god. so the sketch is bombing of course right. people are backing up from their seats. right because i'm saying crazy [ __ ].

right everyone's gonna die right right. and you all I could see is Katie her. face red with tears just losing it right. so at the end of the sets sketch the. room is completely silent mm-hmm and I. just kind of a I [ __ ] it up huh. because I knew that that might care I. was like you're not getting laughs right. right right and I should I'm an idiot. that I should have questioned like why. is this guy here yeah what is it yeah.

and Katie let 15 seconds pass beautiful. right and then. she goes she stood up and goes Bobby has. a different sketch there and then. everyone starts laughing and they have. it on tape right but it was I was so. furious you were mad at first yeah yeah. but then you really is a good Joe it's. insane that's no fun here's a fun joke. but crazy yeah but when things are. canceled like that you have to kind of. feel you have to kind of let stuff go. cuz you're like well we're [ __ ]. yeah do when when me and uh Griff knew.

I'm dying up here was just kind of like. a dead-end thing it was not gonna come. back yeah all we did was [ __ ] around. yeah I mean what can you do I know you. feel it the crew is like you can hear. the crew bein like you know that gaff. and something to bein like ya know this. piece of [ __ ] a comin back now. they don't give a [ __ ] they don't give a. [ __ ] yeah you're a [ __ ] loser actor. they're working men and women you are a. [ __ ] play person. yeah real people with real job so. therefore the first people to go yeah.

this thing I [ __ ] could [ __ ] that. we've got another gig in Temecula so but. [ __ ] with Grif was what that was one. of my favorite things to do on that show. yeah and this happened in the [ __ ]. beginning is I told a bunch of people to. like stand by my stand by me because I. told Grif that I got a call from my. agent saying that he's gonna die after. the first season and I had him in a. [ __ ] Shir dude everybody was like I. thought you knew like we thought it was.

like no I swear to god you can ask him. so he called his [ __ ] agent all I did. was [ __ ] with Chris we had this was my. favorite thing this was another favorite. thing everybody that knows Griff knows. Griff Griff. you know grips a hungry hungry hippo he. likes to eat and he's my boy I think we. would have meals together all the time. we got a special truck for one of the. photo shoots somebody ordered one of the. production orders like sometimes you get.

a special meal truck instead of the. normal catering meal and it's always. like so good and everyone's excited. because it's not the normal [ __ ] that. you're always getting and we're taking. pictures she's like Santino and then Ari. and then Jake grips like he's looking. outside cuz the truck now people are. starting to go eat yeah. and he's like ah wiggle point let me get. my eyes first let me get my knocked away. and the photographer is in on it with me. because I've told that our can go dead. last right yeah and a photographer a sec.

okay okay okay and you could tell the. Duke he was nervous because I was like. [ __ ] I don't wanna get in trouble yeah I. go just do what just say you're gonna do. him he goes. okay man yeah but y'all can't switch. with me and everyone's like no I don't. want to switch I want to [ __ ] just do. my photos it and he's getting nervous he. sees two more peed the crew is going up. to the truck now all the actor now well. the background is going up to the truck. yeah people are all Mahoney toggles oh. my god I run up to the truck and I go. hey just just say that you're out of. chicken shrimp and beef so all you have. is vegetarian left yo I have it on video.

yeah so Griff takes his picture Griff. takes his pictures he goes up to the. truck and I'm hiding like a [ __ ] I'm. like 15 cars away I'm like in the. parking lot and I'm hiding with my. iPhone yeah and I can you can see him. kind of saunter up to the truck and you. see him and go to the window like this. and he I swear to god he just goes he. goes no and he turns and he goes the. shrimp chicken out the beef - I'm dying.

we're all eating tacos dice and then. finally the truck and he walks away mad. he's pissed yeah storms away mad at the. truck guy comes Isaac hey man what are. y'all skiddy we're just kidding we know. we have shrimp for you no wonder he was. on your friend Griffin Zak man Santino I. love it messin with him was the only fun. thing in the loo of what was happening. right we had to have fun I was so. nervous of like this sadness keep piling.

up cuz you're done I remember though. when you guys were on that show and yeah. the first of all you were contractually. obligated. right so you couldn't do anything else. yeah you're holding up us like you would. have to do like a small number right now. here we did 10 but that they were up. there hour-long episode so our shoot. schedule took like twice as long as the. normal TV show ride and also ours was a. period show so things had to be dressed. like the 70 so when we would shoot on.

location it do. it was forever it would take forever. it's so funny we shut down do we shut. down Fairfax Boulevard from Beverly to. Melrose Wow in the middle of the city. wow it was in it was chaos it was insane. I remember when Eric Griffin and I got a. call saying that Jim Carrey what is. doing showcases it yeah well storia and. I remember I got on the showcase right. and I go is everyone in the room right. so everyone's in the room yeah yeah I. [ __ ] destroy yeah but in my mind I'm.

like am I gonna [ __ ] play who's the. first Asian comedian that was famous. back then was there any famous Asian. Johnny you but Johnny Yoon wasn't until. the 80s yeah yeah so not the same yeah. he's not the 70s yeah that's Ohio on but. then I go I know that this bar staff. were all Asian they were I know yes or. black or on the show they're black too. oh they are yeah. I couldn't get at that part no they got.

to give it to black guys so there were. no Thai people there was a tie guy in. the kitchen who got that the Thai guy. that works at the store are you being. real hard no seriously that it was it. was it was young black dudes at bar. tenant apparently that was like part of. the rhetoric no because back then I cuz. I know that Mitsy and Pauly had an. obsession with so Kirk it was all the.

Thai staff yeah in the 70s yeah so I. guess there was no part for me yeah but. I mean you know can we go back to the. girl though that didn't know normally. what she said so you were the girl yeah. and she was a peachy worked as a PA with. me GPA and she she goes what'd she say. about normal she goes guy from Chino she. said that's that's Bob Dole let's go. from the from S&S bad right yeah yeah I. do you does it annoy you when young.

people don't know certain things well it. cheap first of all she's a year older. than me it annoys me when somebody in. the comedy world yeah misses a comedy. thing that I think is obvious yeah cuz. I'm like how do you not know who that is. good that's like a hero of ours I hit a. tinder date once. before kalila yeah and so we're driving. to a restaurant and Space Oddity is. playing on the radio oh yeah what do you. mean oh right David Boies right and she. goes um oh I love the song Major Tom.

from Ziggy Stardust and I just I wanted. to pull I wanted to pull over the side. of the road and go okay you can get the. [ __ ] out get out your meal is right here. I don't know why but when people do [ __ ]. like that I start losing my mind because. it make you feel older is that why cuz. you're like I just think that if you. love it if you're gonna say out loud I. love this because you know what the [ __ ]. don't make a grand you know I love that. yeah but it's wrong people do that all.

but see I do that for [ __ ] I think. that's funny sometimes I'll do that. sometimes like if it's um if it's like a. Rod Stewart song right sometimes like if. I'm out in public at the if at the bar. if I'm waiting for a drink I'll go. [ __ ] love Paul Simon just to see the. guy next to me go yeah yeah it makes it. I like doing that you know what I do if. like thriller or something's playing on. the radio like in a restaurant or. something I always go and they I like.

Big O yet really yeah I've heard it. before who sings it cuz I don't want to. zan yeah I don't I don't have then they. go they go the baseball player yeah yeah. yeah I always do that yeah there was a. there was a friend of a friend who went. on a date with a girl who said and I. don't know if this is a bad joke if she. was kid I was joking around but the. Rolling Stones beast of burden I'll. never be y'all beat up she thought it.

said I'll never be your pizza burner no. I swear that's what he's yeah I'll never. be your pizza burner yeah. which if you listen to it I'll never be. your beats a burner kind of sounds like. it. Koreans right when the Beatles were big. that let it be right wait wait let me. guess well they thought the song no dear. I gotta get a big letter be Medici. marriages. Jovie so my mom got would sing if Lenape.

was she got mad at you. Mataji it's not what the [ __ ] not why. would they write a song about anchovies. mom because they're good they are very. good they're very good Medici means. anchovy and in Korea Mataji yeah by the. way I saw I saw the Japanese there is a. Japanese sensation of a Beatles cover. band in when I was in Tokyo in Roppongi.

in like that was recently right yeah a. couple years ago two years ago in the. red-light district about yourself. no you brought your wife she was with me. and so what you know who was there. Aristotle with her you know Aristotle I. love Aristotle he was in town they were. shooting something and actually one of. the guys this is even more fun of a. story I don't know if I've told this. before but that he was in town I did. tell you this I told you that I don't. know if it was on this show but he but. he this guy was in town this guy his. cameraman and we're [ __ ] shit-faced. at this underground nightclub like four.

teenagers were we're like we're the. oldest by a landslide and he had they. have like two days in Japan he's. drinking double-fist and he's chugging. he's kind of a portly Midwest guy and. he's sweating dripping with sweat and. the music is pulled you know and he's. bouncing up and down Hey Aristotle goes. up to him yeah and he looks you dude in. his face his eyes he looked happier than. you've ever seen a human in your entire. life. Aristotle no no this man this guy in. Stata goes uh hey man how you doing like.

checking in on him yeah and the guy goes. like this he goes he goes I really miss. my kids blacked out of his [ __ ] my so. funny nobody I went to go see um the. Japanese the famous Japanese beetles. yeah Wow they were uh and I'm not. kidding like the real thing they were. better than you they were better than.

the real thing. well you've never seen the real thing. you [ __ ] I don't care I saw them. there in Japan yeah these [ __ ]. were phenomenal yeah and I was thinking. I was gonna get something they were. gonna get like phonetics correct but. someone know that. what the [ __ ] was that you want to ruin. the flow or we're out of your [ __ ]. mind. Jorge yeah do directors do that when. they're shooting why did you do that it. was blocking my face was a block in his. face. yeah what's marking your face sir don't. talk [ __ ] you don't talk [ __ ] all right.

what are you talking for get on dresses. riding high off that stand-up set yeah. you know I think Asians are the only. race that when people are allowed cuz. Pauly Shore right every time I'm around. him he sings out loud at the spa we'll. walk into the Korean spa and he'll just. acapella Chinese people are the best. people in the world right and Koreans.

are just washing themselves and they're. just washing right keeps going you'll. touch their heads Chinese people and. just go and they'll just do it yeah yeah. they let him do it. yeah but it's time it's time that we say. [ __ ] like that's not stopping [ __ ]. okay yeah well why don't you say. something - Paul you're with him I keep. pulling a massage hey I know this has. been 25 years you've been doing this. every day for 25 years literally yeah 25.

years Yeah right every [ __ ] day it's. enough and I go for 25 year you know. that I'm Korean I know buddy Chinese. people and it'll just keep doing it and. it's like I love them and I let him do. it. I do love it he's like a brother to me. you know yeah Holly so much but it's. like it's you know it's time for us as a. people you know I mean it's you know. it's just you know we have to be more. woke yeah so I was doing some times when. I was in doing Harold and Kumar 3 we're.

shooting in Michigan really yeah why. Michigan because back then I guess they. had static tax break tax breaks yeah so. remember John his trailer was farther. away cuz he's in the number 1 on the. coffee right so he was shooting more. closer to my trailer so he goes yo do. can I use your bathroom. I go yeah go John so John uses my. bathroom but at the same. I had 10 minutes before that asked for. some Advil because I had a headache. mm-hmm.

so the medical guy he didn't know John. was in my trailer and I had I was. smoking you know by the little steps. there sure and he comes around the. corner of the medical guy and in Galli. story he's a white guy he's Dorie. right and John flies out of the [ __ ]. trailer go what the [ __ ] man what's up. with the accent they used to joke you. know I just do it you know for my Asian.

friends had a lot of Asian friend you. know how they charging it up yeah you. think if you ever do that accent again. you're not gonna be working in this. movie oh damn and he walks away. he was the medic is that okay no matter. and the medic blushed and I went yeah. but I realize I go it's not okay yeah no. you know but people still feel like we. the reason why is because we don't say. [ __ ] but here's the thing it's only okay.

if there's a pre-established. relationship right yeah like I was. talking to someone about this they were. asking me why is it okay an older. gentleman why is it okay for the for. black people to say the n-word and I had. this long-winded conversation I was like. because it's taking away power from a. word that whites used to use to. denigrate black people right he's like. yeah but doesn't that perpetuate the. negativity putting it out there I said. not when you own the word mm-hmm so it's.

only okay contextually if you've made it. okay mmm so like if you [ __ ] joke. with me and we make it okay mmm it's but. it has to be a predetermined thing yeah. and there's no rules there's no like. it's just a thing that you must know. yeah it's it's funny black people black. people will call me the n-word sometimes. yeah and I don't even know how to feel. yeah like I'm like I have to go I'm. going with it I can't say it back but I. also like don't I don't know how to. react to it sometimes yeah so I call the.

cops on them yeah it's good yeah it's. cool. no you did. I believed you for I know nothing sane. no that's how I know I know but. truthfully I do have black friends that. say it called me the n-word or they'll. say it in conversation yeah yeah and. it's a part of the flow yeah but it's. interesting to see when other people see. them say it to me yeah and they're like. why did he why does he have it it's. funny how sensitive would be coming.

because it's like you know I'm on a game. show coming out what is it called game. on it's it's coming on it's on CBS game. on on CBS CBS Tuesday night's 8:00 p.m. it's featuring Bob Lee it's you know me. Rob Gronkowski Venus Williams oh I saw. the preview yeah did you really I did. yeah there's a preview online it was I. in the preview no no wow Gronk it was a. moat it was a grog thing it was a. growing thing it was just him okay good. but anyway I'm on it yeah I'm on his. team this is me and Gronkowski versus.

Ian Karmel and Venus Williams oh they. should show them it showed Ian and. William sister but it's you and then it. just showed Gronk by himself it's fine. I know what you're trying to do in the. ad it literally said Rob Gronkowski. versus Venus and Ian Karmel that that's. fine huh it said one-man-show versus a. two-person so when I was on the show. yeah so they you know what game on yeah. when they hired me they were like you. know we want you to do what you do on.

Tiger belly end you're podcasting right. and then I and I go okay oh my god you. know if you can shame me here no I just. want to see that I want to see the. imagery let me just go ahead you they. would they ask you what you want to do. on the no so so weirdly they they they. want you know you know we like your you. know what you do on podcast so I go in. my heart I'm like okay good this is I'm. just gonna do my thing yeah just walk. around so remember we're shooting we do.

a panel Keegan's on it and they're doing. a panel and they mentioned you know they. put an athlete on you know on the screen. then they go what are the things that. this person would love to do and one of. them was Renaissance Faire the other one. was barbecues and. it everyone and I was saying it's not. Renaissance Fairs because black people. don't go to Renaissance Fairs mm-hmm. right there ain't no [ __ ] black. hobbits no right something like that.

right I remember. and people just producers coming down. surrounding me you can't you can say. that I can't make a joke and I go I just. said that black people don't go to. Renaissance Faire they don't I know by. point though is is that but that's what. we're we're at yeah comedy-wise what was. Keegan there yeah did he laugh no one. laughed. Keegan did me like as if I said the. n-word did you follow it up with the. n-word wait but kee did you say to.

Keegan where you elected you were you. offended by that yeah another joke was. at my mustache and Ian goes you look. like Freddie Mercury right I go sick. Freddie Mercury you're mean. so what I'm saying is is that he doesn't. even write about my point is is that. it's fun because on this yeah when we're. on here we I don't know what it is is is. that are we not up to the times or are.

we being too sensitive if the world. being too sensitive isn't the question. okay well I'll answer it to the best of. my ability yeah what we do here cuz I. call him fancy [ __ ] and now yeah if I. said that on any TV show garand your. [ __ ] I'm cancelled BAE but here's the. deal this is a comedy podcast the whole. point of this is to have the freedom to. joke around mm-hmm I mean none of this. this is [ __ ] ridiculous hmm.

this is [ __ ] the whole thing is. [ __ ] insane mm-hmm so it's like I got. there's an understanding that this is. chaos and stupid and goofy and 99% of. what we say is probably a joke or fake. or just us [ __ ] around yeah this. isn't a sentimental heart-to-heart. doesn't matter that we are to say a show. that our woke no but no no in fact I. think they're probably more woke because. we're breaking down the barriers of how. annoying it is to be so questioning. everything. unless it's detrimental for somebody.

right nothing on the show is going to be. detrimental for some. yes it's all for fun this is actually to. break away from how nonsense it is to be. over overparenting what we do and what. we say yeah look there was a guy on. Twitter I posted the other day ariana. know which one is it Vanessa Hudgens put. up a video of her being like she go on. my Twitter she's like yeah it's like the. virus is gonna saw those young people. but like that's inevitable or never tore. whatever its it gonna happen but like I. like I respect the virus but it's like.

what he gonna do you know and she's like. flippant about it right right all I did. was retweet it and I wrote Vee Hodge. will lead us into salvation just Joe. this is the voice you know just like. [ __ ] around. by the way I'm not even criticizing her. I don't care I think it's funny but. she's cancelled no she's fine well does. she released a statement last night. saying oh my god I'm so sorry about. being insensitive that's my problem she. can't make a flippant statement without. having to apologize she'd even say. anything bad that bad yeah last week.

Andre said that gays Jews blacks are. gonna get the virus and and he won't. remember that he said he said that oh. yeah and he's not he's fine we just know. in this world yeah our fans have an. agreement with us or new viewers that. this is [ __ ] it's a joke this is all. [ __ ] her it's your [ __ ] yeah this. guy says this guy tweets him of all the. people that like the tweet and a lot of. people then take in their like stupid. [ __ ] and it's like well that wasn't my. intention I was just think I thought it. was funny that she was just flippant.

about a virus right yeah I didn't call. her any names some guy writes me and. goes way - way to go buddy. mocking mocking someone's doubt at a. moment when all its clickbait all you're. gonna do is gain a couple of followers. from it congratulations and I wrote back. to him hey buddy I'm a comedian. this is Twitter that and gaining some. followers office something I tweet is. exactly what we're doing here what the. [ __ ] do you think we're doing you. twitter is a none of this matters.

twitter is fake this isn't CNN this. isn't a news source so that's my point. is like we know bad friends fans know. this is all for fun god we're gonna be. fine. it's all for fun no I the reason why I. do. in this mm-hmm is because I'm tired of. like waiting in line and then saying. things that people tell me to say and. then I'm going conforming to what people. want me to conform to totally originally. I did this just so that I could just say.

whatever the [ __ ] I want to we do that's. the [ __ ] that's half and if I know but. my point though is is that there are. times where I lay in bed and I go you. know is it is Andrew and I prehistoric. are we saying things we shouldn't yeah I. don't have we not changed or thinking. where do you want to what do you want to. change well I want to be able to get to. the point where I look at ondrea's I. don't call them fancy [ __ ] but it's so. far so real though he is a fancy [ __ ]. and that's the thing that I can't get my.

head okay so I would argue the language. that kind of language yeah and he knows. it's in jest he's our friend he's. laughing he's laughing like love and. fancy being hurt right I think I think. knowing that there is nothing but love. and friendship in this room that the. context is endearing is the only way we. can move forward with language knowing. that none of that is none of that is. intently meant to be mean right yeah the. guy that was a whole mystery mystery.

with the cinetic he doesn't have that. relationship with John so he can't do. that [ __ ] right everything is ER did I. but he did but you you could have been. like hey don't say that [ __ ] I don't. like that [ __ ] you're not my friend yeah. and and getting rid of that as a whole. of a white guy going oh if you wanted to. get rid of it as a whole then you should. say I don't want to hear it anymore it's. not fun anymore yeah I don't want that. you know what say yeah you doing Asian. access dude yeah go ahead hurts my. feelings okay and I don't want you to do.

it anymore. [Music]. you heard it here fourth that's why it's. funny yeah none of it is none of there's. no negative intent I really meant that. but it's okay yeah there's no negative. intent I think that's them that's the. purpose the problem is yeah it's like I. said it's a [ __ ] vague line why is it. that when we. on each other it's we know it's love and.

then when the medic says something like. you know demeaning it's more seriously. there there's an unwritten rule of. friendship and relationships that you. don't that we'll never be able to. explain yeah it's like if I was a medic. and the guy was redheaded. mm-hm and I said here you're ahead fill. in here some lucky charm yeah yeah I. mean like I wouldn't do that if I didn't. know the person but if you know them. it's funny it's funny if I know them but. it's like the medic doesn't know me your.

master is crazy about it well but you. like it is it in his in his head it. thinks it's okay because you sometimes. perpetuate it maybe you bring it on or. say it's okay or you encourage it right. okay so if you say be more woke mmm then. you would need to be more vocal about. things you don't like when people do it. yeah I'm not gonna stop with you I don't. want you to stop that's what I'm saying. yeah but I know that that's a thing that. exists yeah. andreas the if he doesn't like you.

calling him a fancy B if you didn't like. it and andreas when I call you a fancy B. yeah does that offend you know do you. think it's funny or you think this is. annoying. I think it's funny is it annoying though. no there we go i and here's the thing we. pay him so we can say whatever we want. to him that's he's ours we own him yeah. that's a power play yeah you're our. employee and we own you you understand. yeah say yes you say yes sirs yes it's.

so terrible here's a no but if you but. if you were annoyed you'd probably say. something yeah but this is a. relationship of a comedy show that's the. whole point I know what you mean you. want to be more woke no I don't I mean. you said sometimes you lay in bed I and. III I think to myself why is it that I. find certain things humorous that you. know these Millennials wouldn't okay let. me stop you right there right this is. this is - there's two parts to this that. I think what you just said. why do I find it funny why do you find.

it funny that making fun of our. differences that when you make fun of my. stupid ugly red face and you make fun of. him and we make fun why is it that we. find that funny because it's comforting. because we know that's the thing we. share it's like I make fun of you you. make fun of me you may. funny George George really we always. just make fun of George he doesn't have. anybody yeah but that's just that's. that's the relationship that exists so. I'm saying you find it funny because. it's inherently funny to tease each. other about think differences I think. that that's differences make us like. that since the dawn of time. no [ __ ] of course right of course yes of.

course yeah there is an unhealthy. version and there's a healthy version in. my opinion us [ __ ] around in here. healthy we're in a [ __ ] this is our. this is our vacuum what this is what we. love on the outside if you want to be. more woke yeah that's social awareness. but that's just that's a balance that. we'll learn over time right like you. know how when you see okay when you're. out in public and and when you see a. when you're when you're in the corner. store and a black guy walks into the. corner store yeah you know how you. usually go run and you leave yeah you.

can't do that anymore. alright right you know its language is. delicate and it's all contextual that's. what I'll say yeah you know what you. know what I hate to write one time I was. walking down the street I was in. Cleveland I was going to hilarity was or. something okay and I I was going from. the club to you know it's not that far. from the club to the hotel right so I. was walking and I was like do I have my.

key right so I always put my key in my. right back pocket do I have my key as. soon as I did this I was walking by a. black person because I'm not gonna steal. your wallet [ __ ] house and that. and I walk back oh I didn't say that out. loud it looks like you were protecting. your wallet it looks like I was no I was. just like at the same time I'm not gonna. you're right yeah he's like am I gonna. steal your [ __ ] right my wallet happened. to be back there but you know another.

incident I was in DC what did you put. what did you say back to him nothing I. just let him pass and I was just like. angry that I'm like dude I don't think. that [ __ ] you should have said him he. goes yeah but I don't we also I always. feel like if I get in a confrontation. with somebody it's gonna exceed to a. let's play it out you say to me you say. to me yeah this is how it should have. gone. you say to me I'm not gonna tear while. we're walking the black I am I'm you. ready I'm not gonna steal your wallet.

[ __ ] well it's happened before. [Laughter]. another thing is I was in DCEO is that a. hot dog in that place that huh that Bill. Cosby loves a hot dog place indeed Bill. Cosby I hate hot talked about I love B. okay yeah yeah yeah and I was at that. hot dog place and I was walking out of. there and I was like in the way of a. black man and I go and and I excuse me.

brother he knew you I said I'm not your. brother. mm-hmm right and Mike yeah I was black. or not that I was just like you know I. know we're not little brothers but. you're a fellow human being like I. didn't say that I just I don't want yeah. you felt like you did you said yeah that. the wrong you my brother is a term of. endearment. right so you know people were so overly. even stranger they're so overly just. sensitive and yeah but it depends on.

your approach and depends on their mood. right yeah I shouldn't take it. personally because I don't know their. life experiences I have no idea I've. never walked in their shoes I have no. idea right you know where they're coming. at well you probably have nicer shoes in. them that's the other side of I have. $800 pair of golden goose let's play out. the scene that you said I'm not your. brother let's see how this should have. gone I'm the black guy again. yeah and I'm you ready yeah here we go. all right. oh excuse me brother I didn't mean again. I'm not your brother [ __ ] thank.

God my brother successful and smart and. not trash like you that's what you. should have said no but you know what. though by the way you doing the bad. black voice is bad that that's and I. just did that's my point though what if. you want to get you know no [ __ ] you. because [ __ ] you because hey wait a. minute. I'm just saying I know you want to be. more wolf then you have to do his voice. and it can't be like I'm not your. brother [ __ ] I was a little that.

was a listen. then I'm impersonating everybody whether. they're black or white so let's do that. you want me to do this so. you you do you be me again okay no you. be you and then I'll be the black guy no. I will show you I'll show you how you. should have said it if you were the. black guy here's how. okay you wanna get the laughs here okay. good yeah here's what the black I should. have sounded like all right so um excuse. me brother I'm not your brother. oh I should have done it like that.

yeah just regular voice yeah you were. like I'm not your brother [ __ ]. like it was a 70s [ __ ] do it could we. do one thing that's super racist just. cut it out leave it in no cut it up see. this is how I wanted to say it okay so. I'll do let's do here the black eye I'm. the black guy yeah so I go excuse me. brother I'm not your brother [ __ ]. oh I want my brother just texted me so I.

want to promote speaking of real. brothers speaking of real brothers yeah. Stevie we be Bob's brother new album was. a new EP that just came out yeah he's. he's uh it's called ode to my pops ode. to my pops he sent it to me his his. hip-hop name is Guang Wu which is his. Korean name that says that's it so. that's I was gonna say I was like what. is that Kwame you a n G oh you kuang. kuang goo it's called ode to my pops EP.

cuz my dad died in August and yeah he. wrote an EP and it's really good I've. listened to it I love it it's on Stevie. we be VanCamp calm yeah we'll put up the. link in the description go to Stevie we. be Bandcamp calm yes my brother been. working hard on it and Eric Griffin. loves it I love it yeah love it and keep. this [ __ ] I think yeah he's a talented. young man can you plug in my phone my. phone dude I just got this text hey you. guys my phone is on Bluetooth I want to. see if I can hear them jacks right here.

all right. you knew Michael Rosenbaum is yeah I. love him I don't think you do because uh. why he goes hey gorgeous can you get. Andrew Santino on my pod nobody is doing. [ __ ] he's got time love ya we all have. time we're all dying. so Michael Rossum he texted him and I. already texted about it I just can't get. a schedule down between doing mine and. this one well you have your own. quarantine you have everyday this just. happened Bob you have every day free. don't [ __ ] might with my friend man he's.

Lex Luthor bro he he wanted to schedule. this before the quarantine when I was on. the road this you're getting a text. today now that we're in quarantine yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna call him right. hey Michael. so Andrew Santino I'm next to him right. now and he goes I go. can you do his podcast and Andrew. Santino literally this is a little bit. of [ __ ] that guy yeah that's what I said. so I don't know what that means.

Rosi Rosi I actually said I said I said. I don't like anybody that associates. with you Bobby so [ __ ] that guy I don't. like him at all I don't like the way he. looks well he basically said he has all. the time in the world so he'll schedule. okay yeah maybe dad Korean name was and.

he said some like son Jeep something and. I go what's my what's my Korean name he. said all right Michael he'll call you. and to reschedule okay suck dick to suck. dick you all right just two seconds this. I want to play this two seconds is your. brother your brother ready so dope like.

it that's it I know I do I do like it a. lot he sent it to me and I enjoy I don't. know how much of it we can play without. [ __ ] iTunes or somebody getting I. gotta go back to the quarantine so I. think we should end it. okay mm-hmm all right look into the. camera and end it thank you for being a. bad friend. can we do with an axe. [Music].

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