Heaven's Back Door | Ep 216 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends so what I'm going to say to. you that is that's my final straw okay. and and before when I came here dude no. no no just hear hear me out hear me out. hear me out dude hear me out right we're. not even going to air this part we are. airing this I'm putting my foot down. dude I'm tired of being don't walk on. tread on me don't tread on me all right.

I have a statement all right so here's. my statement I have a statement as well. okay since the last podcast you too Mone. I've been thinking about the thing ways. you guys treat me you treat me like not. you okay thank God I wasn't even I. didn't say your name you looked over. here so I thought it was me no I was I. was looking for backage affirmation. backage oh backage blockage or backage. my back I've got your backage that's. where yeah you got my back in now let me. tell you something you scumbags listen. up yeah all of you what me too.

no you're good okay yeah yeah just those. two go ahead no you go oh yeah yeah you. listen up man backing up and and I'm. being [ __ ] I'm just being Korean no. that's when I do no it's not right okay. okay I'm trying to back you obviously I. am yeah always yeah right so um. sometimes I feel black I do dude okay. you know what I mean Al Green what are. you tonight are you are you black or. Korean tonight Armenian Armenian tonight. well get them baby yeah yeah I feel I I. have extra hair on my legs I played.

chess at the park today yeah no you move. your car yeah yeah all right so you know. and and I'm being completely honest okay. and I'm being very mindful all right so. you know the last time we work together. you ripped on me a couple times without. out of nowhere YouTu Mone saying that. I'm a bad actor which is really. interesting because I had directors. coming over to my house today and to. pitch me on a movie so many different. opportunities but um you know to each. his own but what I'm going to say to you. is that and I came in here was joking.

around like going I'm not going to do. your movie but because you slammed my. dick just no I'm being real right saying. my dick is small and I have to spread it. around very funny by the way it was and. touche to you but what I'm going to say. to you is I will not work for you as an. actor this is this is the only with me. not for me no I'm not going to do. anything with you with or for or behind. front nothing only this pod because look. I'm sure there's contract signed well he. works for us exactly so um find somebody.

else I'm not doing it can I read my. statement no no no I I I don't care what. it is I will not do it I'm too busy it. was a favor in the first place but I. only do favors for people but have my. page backage backage backage people. backage boys and there's no back there. let's let's hear your let me hear your. stupid. statement okay first of all uh I want to. say that no one has forced me to read. this.

and then I'm do it on my free will okay. I recognize that lately my actions on. this show have not have been less than. ideal I realized that making fun of Obby. is out of. pocket I was thought that in comedy you. have to punch up but maybe I am a little. too high so from now on I'll be. switching teams aim a little lower and. I'll direct my really funny GPS at. Santino thank you okay what do you think. that's a pretty good statement it's not. good by the way you come at me I'm going.

to rip you to shred right and also I. know I'm scared literally I don't trust. it oh you literally I don't do you think. his wife wrote that someone else wrote. that that doesn't sound like you and. also I want a statement that you haven't. WR written because that's that's you're. you're thinking about it he's thinking. about right what I'm saying is I want a. statement from the heart not. premeditated not premeditated I want you. to be in the moment and really feel your. feelings and express yourself right and. I don't think you're capable of doing. that no you're not cuz you're ala man.

yeah you're right you're you're a Baja. shelf do you know what that is no I got. that at Baja Fresh once yeah a Baja. shelf is a thing in a swimming pool. that's like the little shallow area for. little babies to sit on oh [ __ ] I. learned something new every day that's a. Baja shelf you are a Baja shelf dude. you're a Baja shelf for sure you're a. Baja shelf pal I'll take it no you don't. take it okay I don't don't take it no. yeah yeah Bobby I love you you're the. funniest person I. know it's not working well like can we. celebrate today what's going on OJ died.

that's not celebrating what are you. talking about ding dong the witch is. dead I'm not celebrating oh you are you. think he didn't do it do what okay no no. whoa whoa whoa whoa the glob didn't fit. yeah well you must to quit have quit no. quit do what murder his. wife No I um a guy who has no idea yeah. he 100% did that I mean right.

by the way the devil got him finally. they tried to put him away in jail. didn't work then he died of cancer. cancer he was 70 he was 74 or 76 pretty. young that's relatively young yeah 76. yeah pretty I mean Richard Lewis died at. 76 and he didn't murder anybody so it's. like I think I think Richard died from. cancer and he died uh a happy life he. lived a happy wonderful beautiful life. he was a happy man this guy was tortured. his entire as rightfully so he was. tortured to the end of his life right he.

couldn't get away from what if he didn't. do it. though who do you think did it could she. could it could have been like a double. suicide you know K Kalin she got stabbed. like what 10,000 times yeah L she could. have went then no no he did it he did it. he did it he's bad guy could have done. it that was the that's the worst part. about I'm not I don't know anything I'm. not a lawyer I'm a dumb guy why don't. you have to prove who did do it. then what what no whoa whoa you're blow. on my mind right what how come you never.

have to prove who did it if you find out. he didn't do it how come then then then. it goes away well he did it no but they. proved that he didn't but he still did. it I know so if he did it why would you. go like he did it why would I go oh. let's find somebody else that did it no. but I'm saying they they proved quote. unquote that he didn't do it in in in in. in a court of law he lost civil but he. won the legal right so legally they said. he didn't kill.

her he didn't legally yes he did I know. he did so who then if they say no who. did it this is like who's on first this. is like the newest yeah yeah yeah I get. what you're saying okay legally when it. comes. to murder in the first degree when it. comes to it it said he didn't do it. exactly so whom did he. did you know mean it's like you know and. at the ultimate test if there's a heaven.

or hell this is brilliant right yeah. right that's where we'll find out oh. right right right now if I die and I go. to heaven and OJ is just chilling right. how shocked I would be there's so many. people up there that would be like if. you saw Hitler yeah I'd be shocked. Bobby great to see you yeah yeah yeah. Hitler yeah that would be you doing up. here yeah or I'm like chilling on a. cloud right and I look over and it's. like you know and dmer chewing on.

something a human foot yeah yeah yeah. but it's like oh we oh we have machines. that do it happy that you got in here. yeah by the way Hitler how funny if. Hitler's like you're not going to. believe this there's a back. door oh he got in he was able to sneak. in wow there's a back door to Heaven you. know what's so funny is even if you're a. bad person in the afterlife like Hitler. and one of these guys I bet you they. know enough people to get in still just. like it's just like Hollywood in the. real. world how about this if Hitler was alive.

today I got one for you too if you were. throwing a house party right and here. you. go. oh yeah I'm coming I'm coming there's so. much music there's so much you know what. I mean yeah hello hello hello hey it's. me it's Hitler oh oh how do we i s I. heard this was a party I could go to to. have a good time yeah but who the who.

what do you mean who how did I what's. weird is is that this is not like a. normal party it's my my best friend. who's Jewish it's a Mitzvah I Lov you I. know but I just think I know but I just. think that your presence here it's just. going to R he's 12 13 are you going to. believe all the rumors about me and not. really get to know me as a real man well. I know I I've just read too much I think. so you've read too much about me I did. yeah but but what you believe all. everything yes you. read you read about I'll tell you what.

name one thing I did how about this yeah. Name six million things I did wrong. right right right I get I get what. you're doing yeah so anyway what would. you do if he came I'd let him in sit him. down sit him down yeah reprimand him for. his crimes he's almost want to know what. was going on in his head he's almost too. big to not let him in that's what I'm. saying is that weird to say it's like. you know what I mean he's a legend I. mean in the worst way possible right. he's in he's Legend no it this is.

something interesting he's so Infamous. you would want to talk to him for I. there Jesus Christ I in terms of like I. just said Hitler. Glo in terms of like you know I mean. historical legendary characters right. Hitler's one Cleopatra has got to be one. like you wouldn't say no Cleopatra yeah. no that's what I'm saying he's hot too. and black I need black people in my like. Po pot what you want the I want to. understand no they don't know po pot. genas Khan definitely G want to know.

definitely G you want to go how are you. so [ __ ] insane right what's going how. did this happen exactly and his like bit. like job job dude job's a sad character. I'm letting job in yeah yeah and just. all his woes you know I mean who how. many people died this is the he took my. wife and you know what I mean and my. children and you know famine but then he. gave me a hotter wife or whatever. happened you know what I mean I'd want. to know yeah I got to know what drove. I'm going to throw you some names and. see if you let them in okay.

Stalin yeah I got his. books oh your biography yeah I got a. good one dude. uhuh Vlad the Impaler love would love to. know why W one of the most one of the. most fascinating people on Earth yeah. but he what if he brings like you know a. like a head with him yeah no I brought. my. Guillotine Vlad do you bring your. Guillotine to the party I brought my. Guillotine I'm sorry you saying your. Valentine what do you happy Valentine's.

Day. oh I brought my guillotin for Valentine. Day wow so um that's interesting did you. hear about this Vietnamese woman I love. them she's getting the death penalty. uhhuh why Viet Vietnam senten is real. estate Tycoon you you say it because I. bet you I guess you'd know oh I know how. what is that vnam CTI real estate. Tycoon TR Milan that large just ever fog.

CL we're getting him to learn how to. yeah I'll do it again give you another. shot here okay go back Vietnamese. sentences real estate Tycoon trong my. lawn to death is. [ __ ] give Vietnam I'm G to do it as a. news you I want to hey will you reach. out to KCAL the news local LA News to. see if we could become newscasters for a. day to see if he could do the I want to. see I want to let give me the shot this. imine him trying to do the the the I. dude I'm so good at teleprompter Dead. really sum in swim in that's not even.

moving it's my eyesight though all right. right tele propter move this isn't even. moving and you can't read it I Trang m. is a far hard thing to say D Tran all. right here we go Vietnamese sentences. real estate already wrong oh yeah that's. Vietnam sentences real estate Tycoon. Trung milon to death in its largest ever. fraud case that's good but it's so hard. to hear you do it why because I can hear. you going through it it's like robotic. that's I'm a newscaster oh oh I'm doing.

it as a news I'll show you how. newscasters do it ready you always try. to show me up man Vietnam sent as his. real estate Tycoon trong Myan to death. in its largest ever fraud case do you. hear like the inflection yours was way. better what did you just say his was way. better he's not doing the movie I'm not. doing the movie those things don't don't. work with me okay so this woman Trung. Milan sentenced to Thursday by death in. Hoi Min City for stealing 12.5 billion. 3% of the country's GDP wow wow dude 12.

billion how did they catch her at some. point it took you that long to C 12. billion but that's not a death I mean. stealing money death sentence saying why. do they they're going to kill her it's. nuts I mean you should only get the. death sentence why the death sentence. yeah if you murder Bingo you murder you. get murdered but who murders see this is. the this is is a good one too yeah rap. let me ask you though what I don't know. anything about my long I'm asking you. about my long Tong song okay s s long.

yeah try long my try long mang go ahead. open your gang try my long s say man try. my long song good mood today huh try my. long song man he's on fire today you. know I'm in I love it you know why. played with the dog in the backyard. before I came here but anyway so what. what did is it I played with the dog in. the backyard no you're killing him I'm. not am I not allowed to find happiness. and playing with you know it's so funny. last night I was at the store and a girl. comes to me you know I didn't know you. but I huge friend of Andrew but you know.

since watching Bad friends you know I. got acquainted with you she's a friend. of mine no she's a fan oh fan are I'm. tired of hearing it it's like yeah I get. it he's talented you know it sucks you. know and sometimes you know you know. sometimes you think funny it never goes. the other way people always come up to. me go [ __ ] huge fan of Bobby just. found out about you through it awesome. and I go thanks man that's rad I don't. think oh Bobby that's what I said last. night to her I you fin you didn't you. didn't even let me finish you just said. I'm sick of hearing it because I'm sick. of you know I mean being so grateful.

[ __ ] you dude let me finish dude so full. of [ __ ] I know I'm so sick of like being. like so proud you're so filled with joy. and pride Joy is what I'm saying and I. looked at her I go you know what I'm so. blessed to be a part of you know mean. the bad friend what a great guy that I'm. I was blessed to be in partnership with. that's right gez you let me finish man. no I'm sorry I no I'm sorry I don't want. to turn into fancy my bad that's my. fault can I tell you something that I. did the other day at the store and it. was a travesty on my my part what.

happened and I can't name names cuz I. don't want to edit things out got it. there was somebody that over the years. I've been kind of japing on making fun. of a little bit you mean you know on. podcasting and whatnot okay you know and. a little mean so then um last week. somebody comes that guy's here he never. comes to store the guy you make fun of. yeah yeah no so I ran out there right. and. I no stop I know I'm just showing.

Andrew and I see him and his wife I knew. who it was him and his wife yeah are you. tapping your feet yeah what's going on. I'm nervous that's why put some [ __ ]. nicotine in your mouth okay no I. stop you've never not I I always tap my. feet no but it sounds you know what it. sounds like when when a kid's legs are. swinging off a toilet and they're like. just hitting the ground a little bit. that's what I'm doing yeah you're we can. lower your chair but okay all right I'll. stop doing it it's okay distracting yeah. very you know what I'm going to take my. shoes off take them off I don't want to. distract you today you're you're a Hulu.

but um oh my God you're today I'm G to. call you Hulu but um any I see him and I. go what's up man what's up and I give. him a hug he gets up from the table. gives me a hug he's sitting in the. audience no he's outside in the patio. got it and his wife is I've never met. his wife before so I go hey I put my. hand out and she looks at my hand and. she goes no way yeah she denied a. handshake handshake wow and as I pulled.

away rage not rage no shame really yeah. because it's like I felt guilt well you. didn't do anything wrong yes I did no. you didn't I would rip rip rip you make. fun of yeah not good but but but but. let's say this the person you're making. fun of is a comedian don't say that but. okay we make fun of each other exactly. well that's what comic you make you you. make fun of me all the time but you know. what you it felt at times it felt like I. was punching down maybe h so so as I as.

I pulled away it just it was like a a a. rain of Shame and I and I walked away. and I literally almost burst into the. tears really because of the guilt it got. you yeah because. it I've talked [ __ ] for so long but why. did you talk [ __ ] because you really. like this person no because you know we. were very competitive when we were. younger right so as I walked away I just. I became a changed man and I got you. know what dude no more of that you're. going to correct your ways. you're going to contact this person.

you're going to make amends and you're. going to make it right did you I didn't. have his. number I did have it and I know the next. part is and I'm not going to find it. you're not looking for it but I have his. Instagram okay so I dm' him oh right. right right so basically I said you know. I mean I could read it to you read it. really yeah I'd like to hear it. okay cuz you're known to hyperbolize. from time to time time all the time but.

you know I'm going to be real here I. want prove you prove to you that this is. real dude I believe you I'm not I want. to hear the verbage okay here we go so. here it is why is it not. loading he probably oh there it is. blocked you so here you want to read it. yeah hi so and so it was good to briefly. see you last night at the store I. noticed your wife didn't shake my hand. which is totally. understandable I've said things about. you in the past on podcast that I regret.

right I hope we can meet for coffee so I. can make amends to you one. day if you don't want to I totally get. it I I just want to say sorry wow okay. and so he goes basically like understood. thank you that's it understood thank you. exactly which is fine no no verbatim. understood thank you I show you the. [ __ ] I would like to see that cuz. that's awfully. short wow yeah that's basically saying. [ __ ] you yeah and I deserve it so check.

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things what do you mean what do you mean. to make amends oh figuring it out you. know go further to go further with it. the program says go further I'll go. further right but then four days later. his wife contacted me on on DM yeah what. is that one goes she go basically she. said I'm confused like I didn't see your. [Music]. hand oh my. God I just. I mean amends for no.

reason I I mean a mistake amends I mean. mistake amends a mistake now I feel like. wow you dummy yeah you could have just. moved on do you think she saw and she's. playing she's playing now now that would. be crafty I would say the other side. would be this person said something to. to his wife and said why didn't you. shake Bobby's hand I thought we're okay. we're beyond all that and she was. probably like well I I didn't see it I. don't think I saw it and he's like you.

saw it I was sitting right next to you. no I don't think I saw it yeah but the. way he got up from the table to hug me. it was really excited hug well yeah. you're an excitable person I thank you. well so that's not that's that's not. validated no no it no I'm going to show. you what it was like okay yeah if. there's a comic let's say Joe Rogan Joe. Rogan all right you. know you know oh he comes in like that H. what are you. doing I'm not going to act out can can. you move on oh my God what [ __ ] guy.

wait a minute wait a minute wait a. minute to be fair he is doing his. job yeah let me act out what are you. talking about I always act out what are. you come me getting a special shot for. man just dude it's like Christian Bale. was right on the movie was it Christian. Bale right on the movie site when he. [ __ ] went on that rant like don't. move good for you good for you you know. I mean you know get the [ __ ] out of my. I'm not working with you again then. right because I'm [ __ ] performing and. I you guys are fixing the lights and.

Jabs and all kinds of I can't work under. these environments I want a professional. [ __ ] show dude dude he can't work. under these environments okay all right. so stop moving dude stop it he's doing. his job so let's not [ __ ] Joe let's see. a comic that was above me that had said. some [ __ ] to me and I had a little bit. of resentment Chapelle and I haven't. seen him in a long time Dave Chappelle. right he walks out to me right I think. my my hug would have been I would go. through a a process like should I hug. him like there would be of like what do. I do here I would never hug him right.

but I think end up I I yeah I would I. would never hug if someone I know is. like talking [ __ ] about me and we don't. know each other that well and it's like. see there there we go so B. basically this person that you know me I. supposedly slided has no idea that even. I did that I'm sure he has a pretty good. idea you did I'm sure it got back to him. somehow but it were bad what I was. saying we were but I mean if you're. mocking somebody and you don't know them. that well I'm not mocking it's like you. know I'm telling true stories about.

things that I perceived but you know. perception is the eye of the beholder. really yeah you I mean so I perceive. things obviously the other day dice goes. yo Ching you're telling that story. wrong right about the gambling story and. I go but that's how I remember it right. he remembers it in a completely. different way he thinks your name is. chin right that's a big so like in like. in terms of like you know what I'm glad. I made amends it just got a little weird. and that's it but making the amends is.

that's that's the important part I'm. ready to all matters I'm ready to do it. I have a couple of Wars out there that I. want to squash what's another War you. want to put out Yoshi oh from Super. Mario Brothers yeah you know that guy. well I go to a different time I go to a. different I can get into the cartoon. I've seen you get into the sewers. outside of the studio yeah yeah and when. you do you. go yeah yeah Bob I've seen the rat from. [ __ ] um Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. SP yeah well I don't call I call him dad. but was that a white guy that did the. voice of Splinter why because it should.

be if it wasn't cuz it's funny I'm going. to cancel him yeah if he's not Asian. this is like uh Jackie Chan no way have. you heard of them in the new one was no. in the new one who was the original. voice of Splinter Kevin Kevin Clash. guarantee you that guy is [ __ ] white. yes he is wait wait you don't know Kevin. Clash I don't know who that is you don't. know Kevin Clash say it again and maybe. I'll. remember it's just like I'm sorry it's. like say let stop don't take him off. take off he's black no no look at me.

right now that guy was black stop okay. okay. yeah you know and I don't want to start. an argument with you no you're doing it. I hear you Brewing it right now I'm not. Brewing nothing dude dude the coffee. maker is warm right now and I feel the. drip about to happen all right what I'm. saying is it's surprising because you. you're somebody that when I talk to. people about you uhhuh I go yeah he. knows titbits of information but I don't. know K St talking man who is Kevin Clash.

just get to. it how about stop this stop be quiet do. any of you [ __ ] new Kevin Clash is. everybody knows Kevin Clash do you. really do know Kevin Clash no he doesn't. okay thank you have you heard of. Elmo have you heard of Elmo is that the. red. [Laughter]. one yes it's the red puppet that's full. of love you know why Kevin listen you.

know why I don't know that let me finish. because I'm a big boy oh you're dumb boy. and I'm a big boy and I don't pay. attention to the Sesame Street voiceover. actors what the [ __ ] are you on about. he's not a Sesame Street voice after act. what is Elmo I'm going to tell you what. is it I'm not done talking finish all. right. so Kevin Clash was a guy he grew up in. Baltimore. what what are you Wikipedia no I'm just.

telling you cuz he's a legend okay it's. like I know things about Lou Reed I know. things about kurasawa I know both of. them about Kevin Clash Lou Reed and. kurasawa are not Kevin Clash the voice. of Elmo is like L voice of Elmo do you. [ __ ] so dumb get [ __ ] the voice. Elmo is Lou Reed that's a comparable. thing yes oh my [ __ ] God oh my God. you're you're going to make my throat. sore dude you're so dumb dude you know. him personally I'm a huge fan if I met.

him it would be like why are you a huge. fan of the Elmo guy it's not just an. Elmo guy dude he just revolutionized. puppeteering when the [ __ ] have you been. a puppet fan I I How Deep Is Your Puppet. game well I mean I know the materials. they use oh my God who is the voice of. Bert b was uh Frank. Oz who's the voice of Ernie it was um. I don't know you shouldn't know this yes.

I do why can I finish what I'm going to. say is the voice of Bert Frank Oz I'm. gonna be frank is one of them b or Ernie. what Frank hos is. Yoda Eric Jacobson and Peter Lind okay. fine so you're not deep in the Muppet. game I'm not I'm I'm not saying that I. am a Sesame Street fan oh my God the. original I'm listen listen I'm not can I. can I just finish what I'm going to say. before you get angry I'm already angry. you yelled at me about [ __ ] Kevin.

Clash and no one knew who he was Legend. I saw the documentary about him him. playing Elmo you no no no you see was. shut the [ __ ] up no I saw the. documentary no you you look up. documentary about about Kevin Clash all. right Elmo becoming Elmo okay I watched. it well then you would have known who he. is yeah I'm just doing this to to brew. you up baby all right like okay take. take off right I'm going to ask you. questions about Kevin Clash. please really yeah all right so. um you know how old was he when he first.

um met um Kermit that K not Kermit the. Frog but there's a guy named Kermit who. created Kermit the Frog that guy in New. York 4 42 years old no he was in high. school you didn't see it that's what I. said in high school you don't know what. you're talking about he just stop giving. him information let me give you the. [ __ ] low on on Kevin Clash okay real. quick okay yeah our fans want to know. well then we'll just move on then no I. want to hear it I actually do okay might. be a lot of Kevin Clash fans in the. house he's a legend I understandably.

okay so what happened was um you know he. was you know his parents were both you. know African-American whoa slow down all. right sorry right they grew up in. impoverished area of um Baltimore of. Baltimore see I knew that and you know. you know back then like you know people. would make fun of you know kids that. what he would do is he would take his. dad's like pimp jacket and like cut out. what's so funny and cut it all up right. why is it a pimp you mean it's just a. jacket like a furry jacket was his dad a. pimp no then he not a pimp jacket. like make it racial no I'm just saying.

right and then you would like you know. what I mean and oh boy yeah I'm. [ __ ] Elmo that was the first. version yeah yeah no so um what's up Big. Bird yeah and his mom would like call. Sesame Street and go my son is really. into puppeteering here's this kid. impoverished black kid right and then he. he hooked up with uh Captain. Kangaroo you know Captain Kangaroo yeah. we know that yeah yeah very famous gave. him a job gave him a job right then he.

[ __ ] meets um um Frank Oz and he. meets Jim Henson Jim hon the Legends the. names that people know Jim Hanson the. the legends of the game yep and Jim goes. well when you come and work well he. first offered him in um Dark Crystal and. then he couldn't do it for some reason. it broke it almost destroyed the. relationship but what happened was had. to sew back together all those pimp. jackets go. ahead well if you ruin a pimp jacket you. got to put it back together that is true. that's of course cuz when Daddy finds. out he ain't going to be too happy baby.

so um so he's at Sesame Street young you. know I mean I think the first black. Puppeteer which is accute that I know is. true right yeah and there was so Elmo. wasn't always Elmo a bunch of puppeteers. try to make this puppet work I bet you. there's a bunch of Puppets laying around. and people pick it up and go what about. this you know what I mean and they're. like they're like. no me you know whatever Elmo yeah right. exactly yeah it didn't work so he so. some guy threw Elmo at him you make it.

work can't get it to work you make it. work and so um Kevin Clash took it and. he um thought about it and he thought. about what do kids love what did the. voice of Love sound like what is love. mhm and he goes um I did see the. documentary by the way pure love pure. love and so that's why he came out. always hugging this that it became a hit. Elmo yeah yeah exactly and then what. ended up happening was he became the. executive producer of Sesame Street of. eventually traveled the world you know I.

mean as Elmo helping you know I mean. disabled kids and stuff like that I I. did the body it's okay yeah yeah I'm so. sorry it's Instinct for you well yeah I. mean I have I have spinal anyway um to. me he's a legend come on finish it you. did you were at the point when you were. saying he became executive pce of Sesame. Street traveled the world traveled the. world entertaining K kids and you know. in in impoverished impoverished lands. can I ask you something cuz this is me. I'm not making a joke yeah cuz saw the. documentary I it's great he's wonderful. MH do you think that you secretly wanted.

to become a. puppeteer is that why it touched you no. no I I'll be honest with you I I I'm. always interested in people who um are a. minority in a in an area where they. don't traditionally have minorities and. being somebody that becomes a Pioneer I. really like that story are some other. ones like that that's the only one the. peanut butter guy but he didn't do the. peanut butter so I don't even know. Carver Washington George Carver. Washington yeah yeah yeah yeah.

apparently he didn't invent it no yeah. yeah you know I'm interested to people. that are like like for instance like the. like the first we should do a. documentary about the first Asian male. American porn star has there been one. that's why I don't know yeah I doubt it. for but if there ones if there's one. that rises you would I would probably go. oh that's my guy I just got to be honest. with you I highly doubt an Asian male. porn star has really made it through the. system why well there's Checks In. balances aren't. there what stop stop stop.

stop you're really you're going to piss. me off here he is yeah Kenny styles. styles was born to a single mother who. was a sex worker in Thailand so his mom. was already in the business inheriting. the business if you will yeah yeah look. at Kenny's doing they moved to the. United Kingdom where she married a. British national and then this guy is. now a porn star here in he's from Lam. fum Thailand by the way you know I don't. know if you guys know this about Kenny. Styles 2006 he won he won best male. newcomer wow she's regarded as the first. heterosexual Asian male porn star in.

American pornography the first one I. know and and and what's his name Kenny. Styles Kenny Styles well I would like to. know him well let's see his penis Kenny. Styles penis I'd like to see what he's. packing okay well it's a cute little. penis that's pretty good he's working as. hard as he can to get. us I mean that thing is working over. he's sucking in he's that's working cuz. look at that one that's a more realistic. version right yeah zoom in on that yeah. not impressive dude you're being mean. dude being truthful well but why is Big.

D I like my porn stars black. okay refute that I really can't yeah you. can't look at that surprise oh my God I. can't believe. this you're going to put it in your. mouth oh my God anyway um well you know. what let's learn I how about this I'm. reaching out right now okay I'm reaching. out to Kenny Styles if you want to come. on if you want to come on bad friends. say number one we would love to have you. on bad friends as the first uh.

heterosexual Asian porn star in America. we'd love to have Kenny styles on the. show yeah so um you know is there like. how about the first Asian NASCAR driver. never going to happen why there was one. actually fiery. accident yeah he went in. reverse and put his blinker on um oh. fukiyama that's right Japanese race car. driving he attempted to complete n you. know he attempted to in an ascar and. didn't work out okay well it's.

interesting what is another thing like. um like what would a black person guy. not be good at careful careful I I'm. trying to be very careful and but what. I'm saying is is that in your in your. thinking think it's not not be good no. it's unorthodox unorthodox is what I. might meant to say right like you would. never think that a black dude would be. one of the best puppeteers I why not. though it's just in my mind it wouldn't. it just doesn't make any you like is she. drowning. look at her she's drowning she sound.

yeah that's is that a black swimmer yeah. they're like the Pioneers in Black. swimming that's incredible she needs. something to lean on that look at her. yeah wait can you look up uh here we go. Charleston Char you know our boy. Charleston what's his name the the guy. that we like listen what's his name Aon. but it's like the Jamaican bob sled team. look at this Bob okay here we go man. heard of Hell black people um uh. apartment swimming pools.

kind of [ __ ] is that kind of [ __ ] is. that apartment swimming pool them. [ __ ] mostly ain't open during. neighborhoods nowhere in apartment they. ain't never open five days after week a. never no no no no uh yeah they they they. Dam there help us homie uh because it. was for them apartment swimming. pool they ain't getting no water during. summertime talk about it yeah M ain't. taking them to hurricane haray.

that that's swim that's summer swimming. pool take your ass down yeah yeah yeah. and in uh yeah that summer swimming pool. yeah a lot of time that's where you get. your F little piece of [ __ ] at BO come. play bro I [ __ ] love that guy what's. his name I want to see him Charleston. white [ __ ] hysterical all right the. swimming pools yeah you ain't got to. swimming he's arguing that they're not. open 5 days a week in Black apartment. complexes like they shut down for most.

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fence around your pool like that any. property of the pool in California you. must have a property fence that's at. least 5T tall do you have a pool yeah. you have a fence around it no we both. [ __ ] then yeah I dude somebody brought. this up to me the real estate agent was. like uh there's no fence right I was. like no this the house my house was. built in 1940 oh my God imagine what. would you do well I'd move no I don't. want a dead kid imagine going into your. backyard and you see you know what I. mean a kid floating oh my what do you. mean that's just gnarly a gnarling.

that's awful so what do you do you're. just like you know what I would do get. back on the road and do stand up no no. no I would pick up the kid oh my God I'm. not going to touch him no watch what I. do huh and put him in the other swimming. pool next neighbor oh SM yeah it's. somebody else's fault you go put in the. neighbor spring pool right transport him. you transport it right and that was away. right so now you've broken multiple laws. what what what what law did I break what. what the swimming pool law yeah but. tampering with move a body no I don't. think so no why why is that illegal I.

don't know man but it definitely is if I. didn't kill it and it if I didn't kill. somebody hold on in some states you can. transport a human body by ground. yourself without the services of a. funeral director so you could be like I. was just transporting yeah what states. are that that definitely not here you. know that's got to be your neighbor and. the other neighbor if your neighbor saw. would he snitch your neighbor looks over. he's in the bathroom and he's brushing. his teeth he looks down bar he she's a. kid in the pool oh yeah he would he. would snitch of course but then you and.

the other guy though my other neighbor. is a rider on Babylon. 5 is that still on the air no but it was. like an old Sci-Fi show yeah it was like. 30 years ago right right so he's an old. writer right so I got a a comedy. producer on one side and a Babylon and a. Babylon Rider wow I would put in the. Babylon Rider right they both have pools. you have to put in his pool I just know. a the best way to go to his background. well the writer might figured out a good. story to tell at some point he'll might. write that could be a book yeah a body. is found in my pool it's probably his.

also can I the kid would probably come. from him Jesus Christ this got sad what. does he have little kids no but. grandkids that's not that big of a deal. oh okay yeah yeah that's fine Ian that's. pretty hard fun no no grandkids are fine. yeah or what else you find the B what. else could you do or could you drain the. pool first of all I mean you don't know. you got to drain it why well I mean I. don't go in there that's true you don't. yeah yeah it's all for show like I to. girls I have a pool you've never You' in. your pool never been in there isn't that. amazing you've never once been in your.

pool no never do you have a hot tub no. okay it's like a salt pool or something. yeah saltwater pool yeah but you've. never gone in yeah do do is. that yeah go ahead do Asian people I'm a. great swimmer no no no I'm saying but. like culturally we swim so if you went. to a pool party I go in the pool you. don't go on your own pool you'll go to. by myself just waiting by myself in the. am I going to do that it's so relaxed. taing I do it okay maybe I will well.

wait I'm asking you Asian guy Jean Hong. throws a [ __ ] house party it's mostly. Asians are you getting in the pool if. you say it's a pool party if there's a. pool party I've been always known to do. gags in the pool you're a gag in the. pool guy and have fun in the pool but my. my point being is if I'm alone in my. house I'm not going to go in the pool by. myself do you ever take a bath yeah. that's not in the pool it's kind of the. same [ __ ] instead of terms of like solo. relaxation and water what's the.

difference all right I'll do it this. summer I want you to do it I'll do it. this summer anyway what are we even. talking oh the the Dead kid in the pool. dead kid in the pool yeah I would just. call the cops yeah call them yeah and. then what do I go to prison you might. yeah because I don't have a fence around. my [ __ ] pool no cuz they could tell. that you tried to move the body no I. wouldn't move it they could tell there's. like so much water on the side of the. pool where you Dr drug them out and then. tried to flip rins yeah then they're. like did you try to remove the body what. would you. do m. hit the pool.

cover just pretend it never happened oh. oh you have a pool cover you just press. a. button wow I got to get one of those no. I don't have one of those you would have. to call yeah I you calling yeah by the. that reminds me my dad's one of my dad's. best friend they have a beautiful big. pond in their backyard back home in. Chicago they go in that they go in the. pond in the pool no oh no they have a. pond but they have koifish in there. koish you know they do suspense they. suspends in the winter in the frozen. water they can they they animate what is.

it called uh well don't look it up don't. look it up don't look it up I want to. guess what it is go explain yourself the. koi can live in frozen pond water they. freeze they freeze and then they thought. out during the summer 100% cuz frogs do. that yeah but these koi do it and I was. like wait aren't you didn't you have to. take out the koi he's like we we had to. net the koi pond because coyotes would. come and eat the koi when they're frozen. in the middle of the night no no no just. regular oh okay but he was like we take. it off in the winter cuz they're frozen.

underneath the ice and you can see their. dig marks still the coyotes stuff are. trying to get to him wow but it's so. thick and deep they can't get to it wow. but so the koish are is there Frozen. under the water that's what do they. dream about what do you think they dream. about for 5 months six months what could. you dream about no matter what they're. dreaming about it's pretty like it's. always like like they could be like. dreaming about like you know you know. what I mean I'm at Disneyland right but. go to do they get to go to disne yeah. but the whole time they're just cold too. freezing yeah at Disneyland show show me.

what koish Frozen thing is I don't know. why I'm doing this look at my hands no. that's how they freeze yeah yeah no. that's not frozen pond Frozen give him a. frozen pond there that one was frozen. that's frozen too dude that's crazy it's. crazy to me look it up look up the you. looked it up Walt Disney has had a. theory here he knew what he was doing. yeah go back to all the original yeah. that one's Frozen just chilling go back. to all just so I see the text of it all. what did it say in the beginning of. neither goldfish nor koi wait nor Koy.

can freeze into a block of ice the Tha. in the spring that's that's not true so. what it just they stay in the water when. it's. cold the fish are warmer and safer with. ice oh so it's frozen but underneath the. water they just stay still yeah I guess. so so you just lied no they're no no you. just lied no I didn't lie dude yeah you. did you said they they're frozen they. look frozen but they not frozen well. they're obviously in freeing now you. know they didn't freeze thank you dude. I'm informed I mean just don't throw out.

facts that you [ __ ] know that's what. your problem is dude liar you're a liar. the the koi's metabolism slows down to a. crawl they spend most of their time. treading water at the bottom of the pond. yeah we all do that no they look Frozen. when you see it you've never seen me in. the tundra dude I do that too I go right. pool it I could be in any environment. and you know what I mean and I will my. will I can bring my body down to barely. alive you're doing it right now. point.

point point dude so I guess they don't. freeze wow but they just stay in frozen. water but there are frogs that do it go. Google that are there let me see if I I. want to see if I won this point it's not. a point it is you got yours wrong I'm. going to say about me are there frogs. that get get completely Frozen and then. they come back alive 65% of the body is. frozen solid so no they don't completely. freeze that's pretty that's a lot that's. more than half yeah yeah that's a lot of. Frozen dude they're half yeah yeah more. than half look at him there that's it.

yeah look at that guy probably. bummed yeah probably bombed he's just. like rib is he conscious. rib rip rip yeah well like you know like. a bear's hibernation they're not. sleeping the whole [ __ ] time that was. something I when you were a kid didn't. you think that they slept the whole. [ __ ] time they told you that they did. they don't they don't sleep the whole. time no they play Jenga yeah oh and Uno. yeah some of yeah some of them. well black bears probably play dice.

yeah that's a good one that's a good one. dude yeah yeah yeah. yeah that's funny pro protein bears do. not do wake up however move around. inside the den yeah yeah see so what. they'll do is they go in and out of. sleep but then they quickly go back to. sleep so they're not sleeping the whole. [ __ ] time I would you are like that. what you would love if career-wise we. could hibernate for a little while oh. yeah if we could sleep for like a month. or two straight but do I have to um.

gather before you've been Gathering my. guy no but like squirrels they gather. right bears do too they gather [ __ ] well. what happens is it says go back to that. article it even said you would made. Carlos gather for you yeah 100% 8 to 12. degrees they lower their body. temperature that's there is one oh he's. taking a shot no that's no you did just. take a shot that was a lazy shot that. like you're lazy you let Carlos do your. Gathering so that's another no movie no. you are a bear. there nothing you can do you you broke. your contract no yes you did you wrote a.

[ __ ] did he not read a contract right. he just broke it you did I'm lazy no no. [ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you dude you even. said you were going to make fun of me. and you didn't you made fun of him yeah. yeah yeah so yeah yeah yeah no it's. difficult to do it right yeah yeah. because you're. mean. okay so you know I don't know maybe. Ronnie Chen's available we'll see what. happen I doubt it anyway um so busy look. at him napping well that go deeper in no.

you got he's too exposed well he doesn't. even know how oh wow no see they don't. need to be like oh they don't even go. into a cave they can go underneath a. tree as long as it's protected right. yeah there he is that's his little spot. whoa oh wow that's interesting where do. they go if there's no okay that's what. it says yeah oh that's how you know the. difference shoulder hump this is good. information. but why can't let me ask you something. if I.

made there's business well I don't know. how I'm going to get money from it but. if I can you build them a. house build a bear house yeah like a. bear house you think they would get in. instinctually a sanctuary a be Sanctuary. you yeah like make it more Dy but I. don't know dude cuz they're cavernous. creatures like they like caves not. houses they like to be ca cold caves. underground or close to the Earth like. my dog. by the way I bought my [ __ ] dog a. cool little dog house thing and she.

never goes in it it's a waste of time oh. dude I was like why the [ __ ] did I get. you that I spent $155,000 I don't what's. the matter on the cat cat sanctuary on. the cat sanctuary they've never been out. there no it's insane I sometimes I'll go. I'll open up the door come on nothing no. they just go no no yeah they even say it. yeah yeah I bought my cat I already. think I already said this an expensive. bed yeah and I caught Bojo sleeping in. the middle of a rolled Yogo.

mat he was in there like this right next. to the expensive bed it was I mean being. in the inside a boow Constructor is. probably more comfortable than a [ __ ]. rolled yoga. mat cats they don't they don't care and. they they also don't care about healthy. well what what do you mean well what you. going to slam me slam me I wasn't. slamming well you're their owner's. unhealthy why would they be healthy you. to.

say you well oh my God oh my God you no. what they don't care about healthy what. their Healthy Living no I'll go and go. I'll go to the [ __ ] um pet food store. and go hey Guy what's the best like the. premium dry food cat Fancy no it's not I. know yeah yeah it's not even origin it's. like you know I mean there's one that's. in French writing and the the bag feels. like not paper but like there's a sheen. on it oh it's like a matte finish right. and the and the and the.

um and the font on it is like Old. English but in France you know what I. mean yeah what's it called it's. like yeah. whatever it says right yeah and I buy. bags of this [ __ ] they don't like it I. go to Van I get the cheapest [ __ ] dve. they love that well you you could buy. them you know you can buy him just can. tuna and throw it in a cup they'll eat. that [ __ ] they my no my cats won't even. do that well you see they you've got. them accustomed to like good [ __ ] it's. either like it's either like if I go to. um you know like um we're crockpotting.

chicken right now at my house for my dog. wow it's awesome we crockpot we do the. big crock pot yeah we feed her dog food. that has the nutrients and vitamins in. it but she [ __ ] loves chicken so. loves the chicken so we'll do a big. crock poot although can I Al last thing. I want to say too about my well I've. been talking about my interior designer. so when they so when they put up the the. paint they painted or they put up. wallpaper some wallpaper some paint got.

it I literally was. like this doesn't look good at all you. didn't pre-approve it I did but once you. see it live you're like it feels weird. but then once they put in the furniture. and the drapes it looks beautiful it's. just incredible i' like I've never felt. so I like are you saying you're inviting. the boys over never I'll never never you. guys come over to my house all you came. over today mcon uh yesterday yeah yeah. yeah you let him in or no he just stays. out the driveway yeah yeah I here's my.

suit did you drop off his suit today got. it back today so you're wearing a a like. a a suit and tie what time they picking. up tomorrow 10:00 a.m. me too you're. wearing a suit and tie no just a suit a. t-shirt you know I'm wearing a wife. beater no you're not no you're not no. you're not I am I'm wearing a wife. beater yeah and and board shorts I'm. spiking my hair like guy Fier. that's so please do that I'm gonna no. really why not please do it it's TV we.

got to have fun but you in a suit is so. funny or should I wear like a Hawaiian. shirt beneath it absolutely not wear. where where you're dressed up you're the. patriarch of the family I'm are you. nervous not even a little bit I am. why because if I can't be flavor flave. what can I do well this episode will. have come out we were playing flavor. flaves family on Family Feud we found if. I can't be flavor flave what else do I. do in life ah you crazy I know he's.

going to smoke us you think the Flavor. Flav family is going to smoke I don't. know we got some good ones though we do. but I think flave is better than we. think don't listen don't underestimate. the flave dude I don't I want to I want. to tell you something for real would be. if Chuck D showed up that'd be he like. that'd be great how do you know we don't. know we don't know that would be [ __ ]. amazing be amazing I just got [ __ ] if. Chuck D just popped in oh my God yeah. boy how great would that [ __ ] be wow. you know how bad mcon wants to go but do. you have you have to try you don't try.

for the laughs I'm going for I know I've. been thinking about it we're going for. the laughs but you got to try to be the. right answer no if you knew if if you. had two choices the right answer or the. funny answer which you going to do funny. always oh man we gotta no but I will say. this to you of course I'm going to try. my best okay what why you picking up a. gun I was just putting it down well. why'd you have it up I was holding it. over here and then I just you've been. holding a gun the whole show yeah. just in case what the [ __ ] is going on. over here all right wait I need to ask.

you this yeah I want to play Fast Money. yes it has to be me and you and if we. win yes you pre-selected that yeah it's. you and me okay who would it be anybody. else on you you and me fast money yeah. yeah I'm so nervous that I just asked. you I know I had to lie I'm just lying. are you nervous you very I'm so nervous. I know yeah because it's like fast money. I could get all zeros me too okay but if. we do get all zeros together so funny I.

mean amazing should we should we go. during fast money should we do it. purposely yes to get no points yeah. that's even a bigger challenge no but. we're playing for charity so we want to. win the money for the. charity I think they automatically do it. I know they do yeah they gota so if we. could the challenge is now to get all. zeros that's a good challenge in fast. money yeah you I mean so it's like that. could be actually funnier than us. actually trying yeah you know if he's.

like name me a color on the Rubik's Cube. scage so that's so good scage yeah yeah. yeah he's like scage yeah show me scage. yeah yeah I think orange. chicken I would say orange chicken. orange chicken but you'll get points for. the orange oh yeah what if our answers. are all Asian stuff oh [ __ ] that's good. if he's like uh when your spouse comes. home late at night what's the first. thing you think of Rick.

Shaw right that's a good one name and. age when a man's body starts to fall. apart I saw yeah really you think so I. saw yeah you don't think that'll be good. I think it be so funny to tank it is. almost funnier than doing well because. let me ask you something all right um. when you're driving around how long. would you take before you ask for help. kimchi but say it confidently looking. down yeah yeah. not even skip a beat yeah yeah right.

you're what leave me a color on the. rainbow. walk okay I think we should do it no. come on well we're going to commit to it. on the day how about this depending the. mood of the show we'll make a shotgun. decision you know Steve's gonna hate it. oh here's another thing he's gonna be so. mad about my fear is this yeah not only. are we bad but we're not funny as well. well it's impossible no. no it can be complet because the thing. is when people are funny on that show.

it's not that they're funny people yeah. but it's is they make a mistake that's. like you know that Steve can do like an. awkward like stare or whatever or make. it weird you know we if we try to be. funny it could come across as hammy I. know what you're saying so we can't try. to be funny like an. accent I think that if I go I'll be. really excited so hey Steve. you know what I mean see but then it's. going to come off his hammy no okay be.

real do do Steve oh man we got a good. one for you today introducing the Lee. family first off it's Bobby Bobby. introduce everybody here on the lineup. what introduce everybody and your family. man how you doing man you good I'm good. man I'm just still nervous you still do. stand. up so we got here Andrew Santino I love. him yeah his stand you you're going to. go all down he goes down the line stand. up is so good this guy I love this guy. but he'll ask Kila who else we got who's.

that my ex-girlfriend Kila you brought. your ex to the show and then Esther I. don't know her that well who now who. that little nugget Esther pis that's an. adult yeah yeah and then Jean so. um I think we're going to do. great you know here's the thing so I. haven't been the reason why I want you. there too yeah is if the ship goes down. we're going down together we have to go. down together we will you have to go. down if it sinks we sink as one yeah I. won't let you down baby although if the.

ship sinks and we're both on a. door what do you mean you know like the. ship sinks and I got a door to hold on. to and then you're swimming in the water. and you're like I'm cold can I can I get. on the door yeah oh like in I get it. yeah yeah Titanic why didn't she let him. on the. door there was plenty of [ __ ] room. right why didn't she let him on the door. look at how much room is on the.

door if I would but here's what I but he. [ __ ] up look at how comtable that. [ __ ] looks and she's got a [ __ ] life. preserver on but this is where he [ __ ]. up I thought about it falling in love. with her no what he's in the water got. it what I would have done is looked her. right in the eyes and said hey Rose it's. much warmer in the water oh she Pops in. I jump on right and I go sucker I start. waiting away right what do you think. that's good I start waiting right right.

smart go shark you know and I start. waiting Away by Rose by Rose what would. you do there's no way you would CU. you're a human you just met the [ __ ]. Your Instinct on the boat he didn't know. her you just met the [ __ ] on the boat a. Titanic passenger list reveals that. there were eight Travelers of Chinese. descent aboard the Titanic but only six. of them survived Lee Bing Chang chip CH. there's no way Chang chip was on there. Chang chip I'm such a big fan of her. work Chung Fu Ling he Chung I've had. that at at the restaurant Fang Lang and.

Al Lam dude it's you know have you ever. had Alam it's delicious I know you know. what makes me even angry after you read. that. huh not a one person of the in in the. you saw them in the movie mhm well they. they all six of them. survived at least in the background. walking by with a plate first of all. they didn't even [ __ ] do that no. those were passengers they weren't. workers well the guy on the left. definitely was almost died look at his. face Jesus he got shot I don't know what. happened to his face dude they looked.

now this is a. movie I would love to see the six. Chinese six survivors from the Titanic. yeah oh what they probably did sneaky. [ __ ] though sneaky [ __ ] yeah yeah what. did they. do they must have what were they up to. on the boat you think these Chinese. Travelers the tragic tale of M AB hono. the Japanese Titanic Survivor who was. ostracized for not going down with the.

ship oh from Japan the. culture wait yeah the culture goes you. should have died with the everybody else. honor survived and they were mad about. it it's like suar Su like in Godzilla. minus one the theme right and the theme. was like you know he didn't go down with. the Bonsai so when he came back to the. you know what I mean you know the. military you know U he disgraced he was. disgraced how are you alive he's the. only this dude was the only Japanese. traveler to board the ship and he. survived it's incredible give this guy.

his flowers why would they want him dead. he was prepared to die when an officer. said there was a space on the Lifeboat I. will take my. life is there space. on. right right right I love him like his. eyes dir that's really funny yeah you. think there's room for one more yeah. yeah according to Japan he was shamed. for not adhering to The Women and. Children First principle avoiding.

honorable death H subject to what the. Japanese refer as mura uh haibu or. social ostracism so they [ __ ]. ridiculed this guy for living through. the worst tragedy he could have lived. through my they they that [ __ ] man he. lost his job despite being hired part. time the stigma followed him for the. rest of his life Hano lived in quiet. shame as a recus why why did I lose my. job oh because you're alive. right even upon his passing mention of. the Titanic had been forbidden in his. home that is that is a part of Japanese.

culture that you're like it's [ __ ]. get rid of that that's [ __ ] it's. [ __ ] that poor bastard poor bastard. women women and children were on there. was a spot also can I just say this back. then like racism was like prevalent it. was at it's tall time H right so like. imagine him on the boat and people are. scooting away right they would do that. they don't want to touch him they don't. want to touch that no racism at its. all-time high yeah oh what what a lonely. boat ride I mean how quiet nobody wants.

to say anything yeah cuz he's there. they're afraid he's like you know you. know but what if he said something made. everyone laugh it's dead quiet dead. silent and then he looks at everyone he. goes had. all and they all just start. laughing there I I think I would have. been really funny on that. Bel don't you think oh they made a move. there's a North Korean on the Titanic. it's a North Korean version so popular. oh my God that's so funny quiet it 100.

times in a row to perfect their story. wow yeah they what Kim John un made or. someone made him watch Titanic 10 or a. 100 times so that they could know the. story so well wow and so we made it. North Kore is the graphics as good I. don't think so it looks the exact same. it's called Souls protest oh we got to. get that movie can we buy that there's. no way to find that movie hey how about. quiet on the boat. the Water splishing. by everyone's.

staring he's sitting there Japanese guy. and then he. goes more like a not so nice. BG dude imagine him trying to he's. trying to do a bit he's trying. to he's trying to do a witty bit there. that's so funny and it dies it di yeah. it it bombs so. but one kid in the back is. like the whole movie is on YouTube for.

free you better it is yeah well they. want propaganda yeah oh this looks. exactly like the. original what if the Japanese guy goes. what if the Japanese guy goes turn it. off he goes just dead quiet it doesn't. mind but he go water swishing by sing by. right yeah I know it's really cold but. nobody say it's so nippy. I don't he goes good yeah Captain said.

Iceberg not that big I guess he was a. Wong who was driving that ship a Chinese. guy dude him doing bits on the boat. [ __ ] lose my [ __ ] so fun that's such. a [ __ ] insane concept it's insane and. the poor. guy ridiculed. he lost probably killed himself no he. didn't he said he died his natural death. by himself in his house alone jobless.

and alone. yeah I mean come on by the way did you. see this clip of trump going to. Chick-fil-A have you seen that no it's. [ __ ] hilarious dud this guy non he's. non-stop he's a Non-Stop media [ __ ]. frenzy this guy Donald Trump went to a. Chick-fil-A yesterday and was talking. with the workers and it was such an. organic moment because you had all these. people yeah see. super organic we're Trump's supporters. as well minorities what are the.

chances good looking what goodlooking. people that was worth it and I love what. you. have beautiful dude he's. hilarious. lying and also some chicken we can take. care of the. customer business. making a lot of money everyone getting. rich.

right yeah everyone's getting rich that. works at [ __ ] Chick-fil-A Donald. Trump so [ __ ] detached that's. hysterical he does not we'll take 30. milkshakes I'm sure you're all. billionaires when you get out of here do. you fly or. drive what a [ __ ] goon he's that. [ __ ] are you all. Republicans by the way this is a note to. our fans when you walk into a. Chick-fil-A ask if they're Republicans. don't order. yet hi welcome to McDonald's how going. to take your order hi are you a.

Republican so um that's insane so I what. I want to do is I want to end this. podcast by asking Andreas um when when. are you shooting your. movie when you're. available so have you gone through the. casting process I'm on it right now cool. good luck thank you let's see this final. clip to end the show what is it after we. finished filming OJ said to me that uh. he had a surprise for me and I genuinely. was surprised just did you do it no I. didn't I think it was his idea of a joke.

nope and this is. [Music]. it didn't I do no I. didn't she [ __ ] her pants. huh dude I would be so rest in peace OJ. you [ __ ] [ __ ] you what a [ __ ]. [ __ ] oh my god dude that's insane. thank you for being a bad friend.

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