Harry Styles Drinks Baby Blood | Ep 120 | Bad Friends

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you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots. white dude i'm an asian dude. you two are disgusting. well you two or something we're bad. friends. he brought in a bunch of a bunch of kids. kids. here's the problem right when they're. not laughing or they're silenced it puts. extra pressure on big time he's telling. him to shut up or they get kicked out of. class yeah yeah if you don't shut up. dude he makes these kids come to this uh. he makes them come here otherwise they.

don't get credit do you know that. i'm dead serious he makes the kids come. here or they don't get credit and. there's 15 kids out there yeah but they. don't vote one of them is a fan of ours. you know the guy with the shirt the. wrestling i walked in they were like who. are you the janitor they thought of the. janitor the guy that's wait wait you see. what they said to doc. is there somebody screaming. somebody's driving all my money so many. drivers here it was bad. very bad they thought he was a chauffeur. no not the kid with a bad friend's shirt. oh who's he just he just got free gear. from this guy yeah he's a faker yeah.

he's phony yeah yeah who's that. make the fan walk in here so i can see. him so we can we're going where's the. real there's one real fan. that's because look at the size of this. kid yeah they all look like this stay. right stay right there look at that look. at this is all of our fans really. borderline queuing on. right are you he could be you think he's. like a baby he's a truther maybe i'll. tell you six three yes six three and. you're what 185. no yeah 60. 160. yeah yeah dude this guy.

has the we gotta you know how long his. penis is he how old is he he's 21. okay. you know how long this piece is do i i. got here early yeah yeah wow so he's the. only one of the 15 kids that are sitting. out there yeah i say kids they're going. to rip his ankles apart. one kick do you really think this guy. would [ __ ] you up you're nuts yo do you. ever see [ __ ] enter the dragon when a. bruce lee fight cream of dulce bar yeah. it'd be like that you're not at the end. i would win no you're not no it'd be. like bobby lee you're fighting a young. kid you're not like water. i'm not like. you're no you don't like like sand.

you know how bruce is like you have to. be like water like i'm like you have to. be like sand. you know what you are you're like the. stuff they put in those stress balls. whatever's in there that's what you are. yeah what's your name. ethan he's a handsome dude look at him. of course he. our is are handsome they're very. handsome they're always handsome they're. all over the kid that um bringing the. kid with the bad friend shirt well let's. say thank you to ethan for being a bad. friend so much thank you for being about. friend bring in the game get with the. bad friends shirt so we can call him out.

for being. this guy right here poser not a fan. poser yeah you know who he's a fan of. who michael lenocchi oh hilarious. he doesn't know who that is yeah right. yeah yeah you love what what's your. what's your name aj aj he didn't sign up. to be made fun of by the way oh i'm so. sorry so say sorry i'm sorry i attacked. you for no reason no apologies yeah yeah. yeah yeah are you an american citizen. so am i we have something in common well. what i'm barely yeah yeah i'm getting my. car next week where are you from aj uh. massachusetts massachusetts austin.

uh north boston wow are you a funny guy. because a lot of people from boston are. fine. okay. that's a no but that was very funny that. was funny yeah the way he did it was. good yeah the response was funny yeah. yeah had some good inflection in it no. let me ask you something who gets more. girls you or ethan i have a girlfriend. oh you're the winner is she here right. now. okay take that ethan. skinny [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah eat something. yeah you've skinny [ __ ]. yeah all right aj aj you're the man.

thank you aj yeah he brings these look. at he brings these kids here can i ask. you something yeah do you make them come. or do you go hey um. do you guys want a comment awful way to. ask this question. do you make these kids come yeah. it's like isn't there all right there's. got to be a million ways to ask you guys. do you meet these kids. um no don't start with that way. do you oh how about this i got it right. do you make these young adults come on.

right yeah. that's legal do you make them come i do. not they they they do it voluntarily. they do voluntarily yeah yeah. see if that holds up in court fancy yeah. yeah so um do you but is it like a. credit that they get or is that real. yeah they get a credit okay. so francie's a teacher. hey no i don't don't [ __ ] man i gotta. you gotta plug me in what's going on i. love you man why don't you inquire. inquire yeah yeah what do you do. what the [ __ ] why the kids.

i do teach a class uh doc oh you okay. yeah i didn't know that [ __ ]. yeah it's a school that this is the. irony of this thing it's a school that. actually is located in massachusetts. right in connecticut in connecticut. what's a [ __ ] dude. and then they come here every summer. he's had kids come okay young adults. and then he does a summer program with. them where he forces them.

to come to things. is it a film class it is what do you. teach them it's an entertainment class. like a little introduction to uh film. television pr marketing but do these let. me. bring in a random girl just rant let's. get a girl in here and i want to ask. them what their dream is and stuff like. that we'll let pete pick somebody yeah. pete someone pick somebody pete look at. it he just points yeah yeah you that one. by the way in the meantime jules hmm oh. [ __ ] hi hi you know we're gonna be in.

give it up let's give it up for carlos. the greatest coffee god. oh i wanted some milk. jesus christ starbucks what's your name. thank you hi. come on in come on in don't be scared. what's your name. hi liz what do you want it to be when. you grow up. that's a very good question thank you. for asking you're welcome and i have a. very good question good stall something. in tv i don't know like writing. producing what wherever they'll take me. like i like fake dreams like that. because anything that was you that was.

me yeah anything that happens you go i. made it you're in yeah yeah yeah yeah. liz so what year are you senior i'm. gonna be a senior okay right and next. year will be a senior year yeah so. you're not are you you're not are you. prepared for the real world a little bit. like do you have something in mind that. you think you're gonna get into. i don't even know i mean i'm doing an. internship now so we'll see we'll see. where that goes but cool do you think. they should be miked or. i think they should be mike if we're. going to ask some questions doc swing. the mic over hold on yeah okay we can't. hear her yeah that's true yeah yeah poor.

doc well it doesn't come off yeah yeah. just do that. you know what this means to me and that. i don't mind is that how much more. editing fancy has to do. i actually kind of love it right so um. where did you grow up new jersey oh okay. is it you can get close to that you can. get close to that yeah you can. physically you can put your body closer. not your head. is it production or is it writing or. production or production yeah well. that's a pretty easy. job to get i think no. it depends on what you want to do yeah i.

mean like what do you what do you really. tell be honest what do you want to do. and by the way let's say this you can. reach high me and this piece of [ __ ]. our stand-up comedians. we both. we both started at the bottom of our of. our respective fields and i got to tell. you he'll probably admit this too i was. so afraid to admit to people that i. wanted to be a stand-up comedian for a. long time or an actor yeah because i was. afraid of people being like. you're never going to make it but isn't. that true yeah you didn't want you we. always hit it because you're scared. people are gonna make fun of you for it.

but i gotta get to the tonight show five. years in. jay leno fine where are you now. doing bad friends. but you know can i say this is real um. you should really reach i honestly i i. don't believe that i don't believe that. you mean that. i this is what i believe no i was afraid. to admit it i'm saying she probably has. the dream and she doesn't want to admit. it to us yeah but internally we reach. for the stars. internally i envision everything the big.

house right i'm there now whatever i. have now i'm fine with it yeah me too. everything that i envisioned you want. more you want more i know you want. one bedroom half bath and i'm. comfortable with that no. he's a six bed six bath he lives in the. kitchen and his guest house is a four. bed four bath so my point is is please. dream big what is okay so give us like. the ultimate there's no rules. it can. this the perfect scenario for you would. be what no rules and don't think it's.

too out of reach a talk show host talk. soho see now she admitted that's cute. that's all she that's great that's all. we needed was to practice that's great. well then here's your host it's great. here's. liz liz what what's your last name. we got yeah it's got to go. no no. no your name is just ippy ipp yeah yeah. sure ladies and gentlemen ippy. the liz hippy the liz happy the liz and. you come out in a lizard suit yeah yeah. yeah.

do lizards do that that'd be great but. let me tell you something ip dog ippy is. a dope name. uh but you cannot it liz it beluto i. mean who's gonna imagine someone in the. middle of america he's going what's on. at 5 30. liz. pulo they're never gonna do they're. never gonna remember that so if i was a. top talk show host it'd be nippy the. [ __ ]. [Laughter]. yes i know the um gen z people don't. like that kind of humor.

no we don't like you know what we don't. like it either yeah we don't i don't. like it i don't like it either so ippy. liz uh i we wish you the best of luck. because i think you're going to kill it. i think you're going to be a talk to. your host america watch out for uh but. if she uses that name we get royalty. kicks yeah yeah yeah yeah five percent. [Music]. uh and and whomever you talk you've got. to bring us on the show you know of. course yeah at least for me on your show. i'll have to bring it on mine god bless. you i love it god bless. what what network would you prefer to be. on. i don't know nbc is pretty cool nbc nbc.

is pretty cool. it is great i have a deal there. do you yeah yeah it'll fall through liz. thank you so much liz let's go for liz. thank you you're you're the best. if he's the [ __ ] he's the [ __ ] we like. we like ippy we like aj we like ethan. yeah and we only got to hear. one of the three which is good you can. bring your mic back my friend. well hold on let the kid let the boys do. it. in the meantime let's talk to you you. little scumbag all right so i have a. little um uh jules update if i may.

she's in a committed relationship. are you serious. you got a [ __ ] boyfriend give. her a round of applause she's got a. boyfriend everybody this is a committed. relationship. and it's wonderful i'm so proud of you. who is this guy let's bring up a photo. of him no no let's bring up a photo. let's do it first of all number one he. has an instagram he posts no photos. well okay can we please see it but we. won't show it to the audience but we'll. just show it to us in here he does she. doesn't have i've never seen him. you've seen him yeah but it's always.

blurry and he's from afar and i don't. take pictures of us. all right relax relax [ __ ]. [ __ ] dude isn't this crazy she's 20. years old right yeah everyone in that. room is the exact same age yet these. they seemed together mature sweet. thoughtful this is true americans true. americans in another world i'm not i'm. an american oh. the nose comes out the truth comes up. yeah so wait a minute you fell in love. no.

no. you fell in like. like you fell in like but i asked her. because she's going to the philippines. saturday for two weeks you know that. right through i know and you might not. come back yeah well we're gonna call it. i'll come back you don't know i might. close the border yeah. what if donald trump's like philippines. got to close up what if he pops back up. and wants to close him down. um he could get it done of all people. that could get it done out of office. it'd be him. i'll just i don't know do it illegally. good girl but i have a good girl that's. the american way she's going to miss her.

boyfriend more than me and kalila. no i said. at kalila and him equally but you know. well let's be honest here. auntie kalala is her blood. sure. and. the man that she is gonna miss yeah is. somebody that she's dating. are you trying to date your niece no may. i say something. go ahead okay so let me ask you. something. have you seen my house. yeah dude i've been to your house you've.

been in my house okay so if you were. gonna rent a room at my house how much. do you think that would. cost am i comedy or real real. a room there would be 1500. a month yeah 1500 a month right she's. been there for three years. okay let's do the math do the math fifty. four thousand fifty four thousand. dollars right man not a dime did you. spend i love autistic pete. what watch this no seriously watch this. i'll show you something this is insane. yeah he knows how he can guess he knows. the day of the week.

you know this you know this trick watch. us watch us. um october 4th 1964. thursday dude. what i'm gonna look it up right now. i'm gonna look it up right now. i'm telling you he can do it he can. really yes dude. go ahead i'll look it up while you're. talking. it's going to blow your mind dude. no no hold on let me get this one first. 1964 are you ready yeah this is going to. blow this is literally going to blow. your mind i said.

what'd i say i said october what did i. say 4th 1964. no october what did i say. 14th right or would i say 8th what'd i. say october 4th 1964. yeah. what did you say. thursday. it's just a couple days off. all right i was close though right you. were close you were thinking you're. within seven days for sure. yeah it's uh it's not a talent it's a. sunday.

uh i'll give you a date a date i'll give. you is um. march. uh march 5th 1977. march tuesday march 5th. tuesday my friend march 5th 1977 yeah. march 5th. 1977 holy [ __ ] what is it it's a. saturday.

so so we have the same ability we have. the same ability yeah yeah yeah pete you. really let me down yeah uh no that's. from no don't you know some kids that. have aspergers are able to do that. they're able to just guess it's. unbelievable well there is a guy that. got hit in the head you know um and he. has uh that ability yeah and every date. throughout the history of time you can. tell you the day i know you know marwyn. call you heard about that right they. made a movie yeah steve krell did a. movie about it there was a guy that got. that yeah i know that he made the little.

little toys. yeah little toys yeah yeah marwan calls. it was just such a it was a little. documentary then they made it into. feature films let's go back you're. dating a guy. and what's his name i hate his name oh. god rudy why so mean it god's so mean. you should. yeah it's it's fine man you're such a. good partner. you hate his name yeah where where is he. from santa clarita santa clara so he's. from here he's from los angeles southern. california he's also um filipino.

oh got one of your own. yeah that's good chiseled phase very. handsome good looking kid good looking. kid comes from good stock has even met. his parents. no because his fair his parents are. scary because they're filipino right so. but you're used to all that. yeah but i'm still scared. okay okay can i have an announcement to. make santa clarita i have an. announcement to make please last night i. saw a movie. it was one of the best movies i've seen. in 10 years you mocking me no. are you blocking me no.

[Music]. [ __ ] top gun maverick can you do the. theme song again. [Music]. there it is. [Music]. the [ __ ] best move i've seen in like. 10 years man yeah i can't wait to go see. it i'm so excited it was so good so i'm. going with a friend but we promised we'd. wait to go with them when we get back. from hawaii and then there's this beach. scene where all the dudes have their. shirts off and they're playing football.

i could have jerked off in the theater. man i'm not gay though. yeah but it was glistening their bodies. were gliss that when he was going oh. like that i want to stick my dick right. in his mouth. have you won a great movie you've seen. the original right hated it. really did not like it why. as a kid i watched it because when. you're watching the planes fly you i. couldn't figure out who was in what. plane what was really going on you know. yeah but with this movie oh i could see. how that'd be confusing. who's in what plane what's going on.

but in this movie you know who's in what. plane and what's going on and i i. believe because it's like they have the. technology don't make fun of me man come. on man that's the whole show exactly so. i'll keep going. they have the technology where the. cameras are in the the cockpit were they. in the cockpits last time yeah but this. time but tom was flying these planes for. real yeah it was just amazing you don't. know this the pacing this [ __ ]. has six you can look it up how many. licenses he has he can he can fly almost.

any. airborne motorized vehicle like. helicopters different levels of planes. this [ __ ] and spaceships to see. xeno did you do you know this story he. asked nasa that he wanted to make a. movie about nasa and he said. he said we'll do all this and have. funding for nasa. you have to let me walk outside of the. space shuttle when we go up there and. they were like nah i don't think so let. me walk out he wants to go outside of. the shuttle in space i know oh he want.

to do a space wall. in the center with no suit probably. thank you no no no he wants to go. without a suit. he wants to go without a suit. yeah. no yeah you guys yes he wants to go. outside of the shuttle which but do you. think it might have to do with. scientology and that he wants like he. has a spacecraft waiting for him like i. want to go outside so i could get picked. up. by my. i see my xenu and the peeps whoa in the. peeps yeah good band yeah yeah i got the. z and the liz xeno and the peeps. not just conventional aircraft tom.

cruise is a state trained to fly jet. he's stay trained to fly jets. uh he also. well skydiving diving scuba diving but. i'm but where is it he's got motorcycles. obviously he has boats jets. yeah anyway. he's the [ __ ] best and the baby. blood's got to be flowing lately because. he looks what's a baby boy good he. drinks baby blood oh yeah. oh tom hanks only does upper upper half. he'll drink arms baby. but cruz will do the whole body he'll.

drink all the blood you know that's what. happens to jules no in hollywood in. hollywood if you get famous enough yeah. to stay relevant and young you have to. drink baby blood they have to you. sacrifice a baby. huh it's a ritual it's a ritual yeah. bobby and i are pretty close we were. offered yeah i went. i'm okay with the diet coke i said i'll. take a diet coke. i prefer maybe maybe geriatric blood. they had this 96 year old lady. and they were just clubbing her and then. we. put straws in her.

and we both sipped her right there let. me ask you something. if that was a real thing if really if. baby blood really made you look younger. would you drink it. are you [ __ ] serious right now of. course i would drink it. of course if. it kills the baby though. i live long right i'd have a tap. [Laughter].

in two days. jules would you drink baby blood if it. made you younger or kept you young yeah. and i'd eat their. meat you would eat their meat because. they don't they don't waste anything. they don't waste the baby yeah they eat. the claw. well you and i could finish the blood. give her the meat yeah yeah yeah also. this is nuts i learned about this this. weekend what. steve fury you know you know fury my boy. you know about steven fury took him with. me to go uh dude for me sometimes i know. he told me we did a show in tahoe he.

ripped it was great he was awesome and. then he told me. he was talking about this new gang that. he had read or heard about that. this you won't believe this. to get in the gang. to get into the gang they have to fist. fight someone to the death. and if if and when they beat them they. must eat their heart out of their chest. look it up [ __ ] is that. dude he was like he heard about it on a. podcast or something on this but you're. losing members of your gang if you. [ __ ] no no no these people these. people are trying to get in the gang.

right so they have to fight anybody that. they get from the streets they ain't. fighting somebody in the game look at. this most beautiful they're both. auditioning to be in the game doc right. they're not actually in the game oh both. that's they're trying to get in how did. you get in. game boys how did you get that game. you weren't against the. crack cause that's how i got this. oh okay y'all got crack let's do it yeah. can you imagine that's all it took look. at this blood pack the world's most. brutal cartel force recruits to eat the. hearts of rivals straight from their. chest in terrifying initiation is it is. it a hispanic gang i just won't be.

asking come on hey. well i'm sorry carlos my bad. andreas well it's certainly not a. spanish gang it's not from spain yeah. yeah what would they do make clothes for. each other. do you need more fashion yeah yeah no do. you need more fashion it's a slap fight. and then they dress each other yeah. whoever loses has to dress the other man. for a week you know you have to [ __ ]. pick out outfits for him. on it you know those times when you're. so into what you're doing that you can't. think about anything else andrew. the times when you're at your most.

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love with her she's great i mean i. already liked her but i was like she's. so lovable this [ __ ] kid. and. the hairy styles well i'm sick of his. [ __ ] i have to fart go ahead and the mic. it's your mic. are you serious yeah. wait a minute that's that was. you good yeah. really. not really [ __ ] not right. so we have a petition right now for rudy. julianna kuhn to meet harry styles we.

we've they've organized the boys have. organized a petition for you to meet. harry styles and we have to push us. around the internet we have to have. everyone sign this yeah so hopefully. harry gets no to this right is that the. goal fans exactly well i have a. connection right so. you know i did a game show called uh. what was it called game on game on. i don't even. know i was on a game show called game i. was me rob gronkowski. serena. venus williams venus and ian carmel.

right but i don't know. so ben winston was the producer great. man you know ben james corden's producer. yeah so james cordensburg ben but ben. discovered harry styles right and. they're like really close he did. discover him he discovered him because. ben used to produce x factor where harry. was discovered right right that's right. so i have ben's number and i have i text. him but i can't. how do you get into like go hey my niece. wants to be hairy can you hook that up. like that feels weird and gross they say. i would do it like this okay hey b dog.

that's how you start it oh i hate b dog. hey b dog he'll love that can you write. this down andreas yeah hey hey hey b dog. two haze hey hey b dog hey hey baby let. me repeat it. you know i'll write in my notes i'll. write it and i'll paste it into it. so here we go. so um hold on notes just give me a. second notes here we go so here we go. why don't you just let pete type it. he'll do it right up there no because i. when i write it myself. um i can memorize it better oh all right. so i go hey hey hey hey hey how about.

three hayes hey hey hey bee dog yeah. yeah because that's like half fat hey. hey hey. hey hey hey bee dog. bee dog. hey hey are you chilling. you chilling. you're chilling yeah chilling you're. chilling good or is chilling good not. good no yeah chilling yeah chilling yeah. chilling and then just right that's cool. yeah d with a d d-a-t-s that's cool. that's cool no no no l coup that's cool. that's cool that's cool. i'm gonna put five. uh o's.

so i have six um we do have our resident. culture critic. i have six oh o's there so i take two. o's out i take two of them all right so. that's cool. yeah that's good yeah nice and quick so. hey hey. hey [ __ ] wait b-dawg sorry b-dog hey. sorry hey hey hey b-dog you're chilling. that cool. that's with an ass oh.

yeah. uh. one letter scares. [Applause].

my little niece lil niece my little. niece kook. my. my cuckoo little niece. i don't know about cucumbers. yeah i i want an adjective in there. though [ __ ] ass my [ __ ] has a little. niece my [ __ ] has a little niece niece. yeah my [ __ ] ass little niece knees. yeah my [ __ ] has a little niece niece. trying to try and or finna find me yeah.

fend the meat no no defend the meat no. not finn fine no watch fen duh no no no. that's not it it's finna fight. no but i'm doing it my way fender meat. m-e-a-t okay defend the meat. yeah fendi meat is going to work send a. meat yeah yeah. h styles h styles fendi meech h-sty. i'm gonna and then i'm gonna put stye. if this [ __ ] doesn't know what. you're talking about and respond.

positively yeah and he's not a great. producer so may i may i go for it yeah. i'll stand. i i think i literally [ __ ] my pants. earlier. yeah yeah. and guess who has to clean it yeah yeah. i think though rudy yeah. i can't stand something. yeah it doesn't go up yeah. hey hey hey bee dog. you're chilling that's. we'll start from the top. wait. you need something.

hey. you're chilling that ass i put ass. that's cool oh that's. okay shut up man because i'm gonna text. it i'm not gonna say it do i think this. is what happens on set when you do stuff. yeah. and yeah and they're like. who knows dr ken who knows.

all right so hey hey hey dog. you're chilling that's cool. neat. and eway. right. my [ __ ] knees. in. fender meat. eight-star. what'd it do perfect all right dude he's. going to love it. he's going to respond so positively. today we're out of charisma this guy. you're going to send that text within. minutes. he's going to call yeah hey what's up. he's like i've got you i've got a. meeting already he's got his english.

yeah. so we're gonna get if let's just say. this this text this gibberish goes. through and ben is like okay i can link. it up would you leave your boyfriend. yeah. yeah that fast yeah so don't take too. much weight i just need like a boxers or. like a brief from harry styles oh you. want his underwear yeah not washed. after after maybe like a concert after. show a tour yeah so it's just like kind. of musty what if every day on tour he. wore this show underwear and took it off.

and never watched it then put it on for. every show you want that kind of. underwear and then what would you do. with it i'll just smell it every night. that's insane. okay so there's about five or six women. in the room over there right there's. girls in the room over there so girls uh. you could just yell yes or no. is this something you also want to do. yeah yeah sure bring better kids next. time. the other night i was at the store.

i was in the main room performing. and and so. i go um. i was doing this physical bit right yeah. there was a guy in the front row and he. wasn't laughing right uh-oh and i go. what bro. that [ __ ] wasn't funny to you and he. goes. i'm blind. oh no right and i go well then see. better or i just said something right. and i just lost the audience yeah i. think if you make fun of a blind guy but. i didn't know he didn't have a thing or.

nothing have you ever had that like are. you [ __ ] up like with an audience. member or no i've actually had i had a. train i had a um a signer um because. i've had deaf people at shows before. and i once i saw who where the deaf. person was yeah i couldn't stop looking. at him. like i just i wanted i wanted to. see because okay i'm the deaf guy right. and you're this is the audience i'm off. to the side no they're in the audience i. know but i'm just saying but i could. tell who should decide who the joker but. then keep looking at me all right yeah. but don't laugh all right don't you wish.

don't you wish they remade uh american. films. in asia. i'm doing your bit. um. you know like uh. uh like um. braveheart don't don't do my joke man. don't do my job. don't go too much. i just kept going i kept going like this. everything yeah yeah i kept looking over. because i wanted to see. if he was enjoying it yeah and he was.

but it was in my mind because they're. good the signers are amazing yeah. they're amazing they are amazing but i. was also like. is this getting is there anything that. she's not gonna get that do you know. what i'm saying yeah she's not doing the. translating that [ __ ] well she was. killing it she was like your face was. wild it's amazing i have a friend that. does a cat brewer she did a documentary. about it but it was like. i kept i couldn't stop once i saw i was. like. that's he's right there yeah i couldn't. stop staring at him i was fascinated one. time i was in.

um. indiana with paulie shore. and a mother came up to me in my face. she goes my son has down syndrome. yeah yeah and you're like same yeah yeah. i'd love to me because i did a bit about. it right yeah and it was just like you. know off-putting what was the bit. [Laughter]. was the bit off-putting well the bit was. like you know what's up with people with. down syndrome all right thank you good. night indiana that's it. no the bit was.

um you know immigrants my dad doesn't. you know immigrants they don't have a. filter. right like they just whatever they. whatever they think they say so i was. dating this girl i go this is my girl uh. my girlfriend kathy wherever he goes. when bobby was eight he was molested by. a guy with down syndrome. right right i'm like okay thinks about. dad and then taking the girl away but. it's true it is a true joke right i was. molested by a guy with down syndrome. when i was a kid so true's the true. truth but then she got so angry. maybe she was also molested by somebody.

you think that's what the thing is do. you think they did so she was a liar. song wasn't maybe had down syndrome. right maybe her son yes may what if her. son was the guy that molested you. and you're out there spreading his skies. right and just to protect her molesting. son. oh i see that's a good mother yeah what. can you say what a great mother what a. great mom you know rudy let's get back. to you real fast okay. so this boy uh abraham that you're. dating yeah he so.

did you say i want to make it official. not me the the guy abraham. well your. wife has his name that's not his name i. know dude okay he said i want you to be. my girlfriend yeah formally like that. yeah did you ever do that to a girl do. you ever say will you be my girlfriend. or was it kind of an assumption thing. all the time it just happens it was. always an assumption was that always an. assumption for you. yeah yeah what about youtube. huh. no i know but i've never said um will. you be my girlfriend have you done that.

fancy has done that you know he has have. you done that of course he has look at. him oh what a soft i've done it too you. have yeah and have they said no yeah no. they said yes. yes. i got a lot of those i heard that often. because that moment of that because i. wouldn't know what to do you couldn't. handle the no yeah so here's this is. what i would do yeah i'm the. girl what a lovely evening. yeah it's actually kind of nice i really. appreciate you taking me out to this. restaurant we've been here twice but. thank you.

i love how the sun beams are shining in. my eyeballs. and and the sunset i mean no that sunset. looks great and the sun yeah reflecting. off your eyes are nice yeah it's. beautiful i have little eyes. yeah like fyi you're totally little. everything's everything's still about me. yeah your body not my penis. i'm starving yeah yeah well i'm sorry. this line at mcdonald's too long here's.

the chef yeah yeah. is that what you call the people that. work in mcdonald's. well you took me here yeah yeah it was. gorgeous yeah yeah oh hi sir yeah so um. we'll have. a number one i like the kids the kids. meal. happy meal the happy meal is what they. call the happy meal yeah the happy meal. is there a toy yeah yeah i'll have a. happy meal okay thank you. what would you like. i'll just have a mcflurry. that's it yeah yeah i heard you spin all. you wanted this is it's his money so. just go you know what i'll take a mixed.

flurry too as well you won't yeah yeah. i'll take a number one then too. yeah. anyway you want to sit uh yeah. anyway um so we've been hanging out for. the last. eight years. just about yeah but eight and a half. years right and we bet we better. jiu-jitsu school yeah we did yeah gracie. at crazy jiu jitsu. over there in glendale yep and wow you. know it's can i say something for a girl. yeah you really know how to put somebody. in a kumura in the best way thank you.

yeah it really hurts and i tap off. really quick. yeah. right right it's really cool you know. and i know that you live with four guys. four guys yeah yeah and they're you're. just friends we just added a fifth. yeah yeah it's a one bedroom apartment. it's weird. it's a studio. yeah yeah yeah so four five guys now in. a one bedroom yeah like the burger joint. like the burger go joy yeah they're. really buff all of them are strong. they're very strong they're all either. competitive weight lifters or they all. own a crossfit gym right yeah and is it.

one of them like doing kind of light. porn. um it's only fans. oh is that what they call it yeah it's a. holy family yeah it's only fantastic she. showed me the photo a couple of weeks. ago very big penis yeah. whose vagina was that in. i think it was one of his friends oh. okay. i mean i'm one of his friends but i. don't think it was mine yeah it was one. of his friends all right because you. have red hair and she had a red hair. down there anyway yeah but they have a. lot of redheaded friends that's true yep. yeah probably anyway are you enjoying. your mcflurler.

are you enjoying your mcflurry so much. yeah. mine too it's so crunchy that the bits. in it yeah there's cookie bread. there's cookies. yeah right and it's crunchy oh yeah yeah. anyway the happy meal is great no toy. didn't get a toy. that's okay it's okay will you be able. to. [Laughter].

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promo code bad friends field of greens. promo code bad friend. yeah sorry i would say that that would. really hurt if you got to know but you. know it's funny because some of that's. true. i asked a girl out i slid a note under. her door at freshman year of. uh college yeah. um i slid a note in her dorm i slid a. note underneath yeah on my hallway and. then i saw the guy that she would later. [ __ ]. uh who became kind of a friend of mine. later i saw them laughing at the note. no yeah.

that one hurt. a lot yeah i'll one-up you because i. think i said real stupid [ __ ] in that. [ __ ] note was it a it was a yes and. no answer thing no no i just wrote like. a long like. i just think you're so cool and. beautiful and i love your style and. taste and music whatever the [ __ ] i said. and i watched them laugh at the note. oh i'm so sorry i also asked a girl in. high school uh to s uh spring spring or. one of those things and and she said no.

and i said oh do you already have a date. and she said no but there is a guy i'm. waiting. that i really want to have asked to ask. me oh yeah it hurt it hurt yeah do you. think that that has motivation to you. for you to do stand-up and all that. stuff you use that as motivation no. no it has nothing to do with anything. it's just it's awful you just you take. the hit and you're bummed yeah and. you're like well that's really [ __ ]. sad and you look at them differently. you know you're like oh i guess. you're better than me yeah and that's.

okay. you got to know your la where you are on. the ladder. is that what it is i'm not sh they were. probably better than me no yeah no no. they probably were they were both. probably better. they were out of my league maybe because. when i worked at panicking i worked at a. coffee shop called the panic in la jolla. and there was this kid named ben who was. a little person. yeah an el pizzle a little puzzle right. and but he he was a little person but he. had tattoos which was cool they can't. get tattoos yeah they only can get one.

yeah but it fills their whole body. yeah just give me a whole sleeve just. one tattoo so um why did i why did i do. the munchkin. i love it though brad williams one of. our good friends yeah yeah yeah. and he always got women. yeah right like he's always on dates. with the hottest chicks yeah but was he. good looking not really oh you're just. confident he's swinging right right and. i remember go hey um ben how do you get. so many girls hey lee he used to call me. lee which drove me crazy he looked up to. me hilly. right amanda at least i try wow you.

don't try. i go to bat buddy he does yeah and i. learned something lower lower strike. zone but yeah he does. so i'm going to say the most painful. thing i was working at a restaurant and. there was a waitress there that i fell. in love with and i hung out with her for. two years. but but secretly in love with her oh. like i would like go to coffee shops. thinking knowing that she sometimes goes. and just run into her so you would wait. for it i would spend eight ten hours at.

a coffee shop i wonder if she's gonna. come in here so the new generation they. like the kids the gen they call it. stalking yeah all right that's what they. call that stopping that's a new yeah. yeah stalking yeah yeah but it's okay. because then it was different. we made it meeting. so one day she starts dating i found out. that she starts dating another waiter. from the restaurant [ __ ] right. and i'm devastated right is he hot. well they got married he's pretty hot oh.

no they have kids he was hot yeah he. pretty much their kids hot very hot so. this all worked out for them it worked. really good yeah. and he has money oh well you you you. have money yeah but it took me i'm 50. now. you're 50 yeah. so anyway so one day so one day i go hey. let's go to this party she goes i feel. sick i'm not going to the party. and i go okay i'm going to go i went to. the party i'm hanging out there's a lot. of people there she's upstairs sucking. some guy's dick in the bath. really so check it out right oh no.

yeah it gets worse so oh she's what. she's here. she's not sick. no she's upstairs in one of the rooms. right so like an idiot i go. and i open the door oh no yeah and let. me guess. [ __ ] this guy she's [ __ ] a guy the. guy from the she's at a room at a party. right [ __ ]. you start [ __ ] them no no. like an idiot i just go in the room and. just sit down you [ __ ] out yeah yeah. and then they stop then they stop well.

yeah and they're looking like what and i. go oh sorry. and i left and i went. across the street and i beat up a tree. and i had blood all over my hands i was. beating up a tree damn it you know what. i mean. damn yeah. he's crying too you mean oh lord i would. say lord yeah. dang it whatever right and i remember. but then can you imagine they're done. [ __ ] they're both smoking a cigarette. and looking out the window like little.

korean guys beating up a tree again. you got it lee go get it buddy right so. then i um but i remember i was probably. 22 years old at the time. and i remember going when i was being i. i remember going if i don't do something. drastic with my life. i'm never going to make it you'll be. beating up trees forever. right so at 23 is when i started doing. stand up i thought he was going to say. he was like 14 but 20 to god damn so. that was that was the impetus for all. this for stand up was this i think it.

was yeah i think it was the impetus of. like i can't be doing this is weird well. thank god this girl left [ __ ] this guy. in front and you beat up therese cause. then you wouldn't be a good stand-up. don't you think that's kind of great. yeah in retrospect yeah but you know. poor tree poor tree what did i do. just because you have a little dick. have you ever had your heart broken rudy. um. just one time when i confess. to a great a guy that's a grade.

above me. yeah and then you just laughed at me. laughed at you well what did you say how. did you say it. i'll be the guy go ahead i gave him just. reenact it there's a podcast all right. look at me right we're going to teach. you to be an actor all right so look at. me right now and yeah i'm the guy what's. up. is it in the philippines yeah what up. um this is for you this is a letter.

let me read this is chocolate. okay. that's what he did. kind of. oh that was a four-year-old what an. [ __ ] where is he now i don't know i. haven't talked probably who has a. hundred thousand followers on instagram. yeah you do yeah [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you. guy [ __ ] how about you little man. well what happened to me.

talking to her for about three four. months on the phone straight back and. forth i met her at a part right now that. number would buy the party so she was. like finally she was like okay we ain't. you we can get in here i was like. getting okay so she asked me to come to. the hotel. i get to the hotel. and i'm ready and there's a guy waiting. by the door and so i walk up to the guy. and i'm like what's up with you he said.

well i'm waiting on patrice and she in. there with another shoe and she told me. to come here and i said what. she told me to come here too i don't say. [ __ ] so like. here i am. don't [ __ ] laugh bro i'm not living. i'm not lying. like i [ __ ] spent all this time. like talking to this [ __ ] and she had. a dude inside [ __ ]. and another dude waiting at the at the. door until you had to wait for two guys. yeah you were last in line i was last in.

line nobody no you were the caboose you. were asking this guy to come yeah first. guy yeah and i was like what the [ __ ]. that was like the most bizarre [ __ ] that. i've ever under wait i waited a little. while. [Applause]. i needed some goddamn answers yeah you. know what he was doing he was waiting. for that second guy to maybe leave right. because then he'd been like well you. know i am next. was there anyone behind you no it's just. oh it's just us too but it was just like. it's weird for her to do some [ __ ] like. that no.

no that's really normal no. good time get the [ __ ] out of here. because she's having sex with a guy and. the guy's waiting outside. yeah that's how pete met his wife. pete was hurt pete was first he was the. one that waited he was the one that. waited. wait a minute though. so you talked to this guy and then you. dipped out did you ever speak to her. again did you say hey man yeah carter. and then she said well you should have. just waited anyway. like what you should have waited you. should have waited why would i wait. because what are you waiting for what.

what. first of all it was like a. like at least a 25-minute drive to the. goddamn hotel well that's what i'm. saying right you drove all that way. yeah. yeah you're tripping no no no listen. let's just talk this out don't get angry. okay. hear me out all right you spent all that. money going over there right there's a. little line we went to magic mountain. yeah we did we waited right and we. waited on the ride yeah we did right. what did we the most we waited what. six five seven six five six minutes we. had a fast pass but if we didn't have. the fast pass.

it would have been faster you should got. a fast pass. you know what you might have not been. too tall enough to go on the ride. i know i talked to her i called her and.

when we talked on the phone like i said. she told me that i should have waited. and i'm saying after that no you didn't. continue cuz i don't play that [ __ ] it. just was like what the [ __ ] why would. you have me come all the way out there. and you knew what the [ __ ] like to me. she just was. just [ __ ] up in the head i've never. had that happen no no that's crazy. that's great what else have you ever. your heart broken again. a year. damn dawg yeah. really broken heart give me another one. give me a heartbreaking story.

okay so i was. so i was [ __ ] this chick that had a. boyfriend right. so she could start okay. okay so now. she breaks up with this dude yeah right. like can i guess why and then whatever. so then she was like. i guess. automatically assuming we were together. so we did she did so then she thought we. were together and then one day when i. after we had sex she starts crying on me. right i'm like what the [ __ ] why are you. crying that's how you see us what the.

[ __ ] yeah why you be crying yeah what. [ __ ] why are you crying what is it no. it's like are you sweetie why are you. crying no man all right all right. back then it was like what you crying. for was it 50s. i'll just get back in the kitchen. there's no reason for her to cry all. right. so i said why are you crying and then. she goes well. i hate to tell you this but last week i. made him steak and went back and slept.

with my ex-boyfriend. so then i said that's cool cause last. week i had slept with two other women so. we're even. and then she's not even. sporting event if it's two against one. if two one it's that somebody's winning. yeah yeah it's not even right someone. has two goals yeah and then someone has. one goal right right the person the team. with two goals yeah they won. okay okay do you know how that works. i knew how it worked but i'm just saying.

like. to me we were even because to me we both. could have got aids you know what i'm. saying you [ __ ] around. you don't wait. why did you jump to aids.

we could both get it doesn't matter you. know what i'm saying is out there right. and i was like you was [ __ ] with me. when you had a boyfriend so what the. [ __ ] yeah he's not supposed to say this. bro. what this broke your heart this brother. broke my heart. talking to me. yeah and i was like. that's not a [ __ ] heartbreaking story. dude. yeah you you this is what we asked you. and you're like what do i what do i say. here.

right you just [ __ ] pull out a random. story from your past. don't just say that you don't have. another [ __ ] story man i don't have. like a brick heartbreak like like that. like what did you say that oh okay okay. oh what but even that one. was that heartbreak that story he told. which one when he walked in on a [ __ ]. yeah that's heartbreaking that's not oh. no she wasn't. someone i loved and i'm still friends. with you i wasn't with y'all went. together how do you love somebody you're. not will it's called unrequited love you. never heard of that no you ever heard a.

fatal attraction that's what the [ __ ]. that was you [ __ ] crazy. you were [ __ ] crazy beat up a tree. yeah yeah you're right yeah you wouldn't. even work what the [ __ ] is wrong with. you and then you sat there and watched. them like some person i understand that. i understand where i went wrong but. still it broke my heart what i'm saying. is is that the story that you told it. didn't really break your heart but i was. [ __ ] you wasn't yeah. he was [ __ ] that's true that's just. at the end of the day he was so what. you're saying to me is let me just ask.

i don't know why you're getting angry. but let's just let's. pull back a little bit let me just say. this okay so what you're saying to me is. that um when you have feelings for. somebody there has to be sex. yes no we're intense for the kind of. feelings you're displaying punching. trees and [ __ ] who does that yeah but i. hung out with her every single day like. we really wanted to have you hung out. every single day for two years. we took trips together. well oh my god and i you know i mean i. just kind of fell in love with her bobby. don't know this word what that word. called you know huh simping got.

themselves that's all he was right. that's simple. dude. i'm a simple you are a simple i'm a. simple you be simple. hard all right she knows what simp means. what does simp mean. it's like you're crazy she sims for. harry styles yeah that makes sense yeah. like you do anything for him for. sympathy. i'm a simp but it's for men men who are. seen as too atten uh too attentive and. submissive to women especially out of a. failed hope of winning some entitled.

sexual attention. oh they feel good so now i don't have to. feel bad for your little heartbreak [ __ ]. i was simply hard but i did have. feelings and did break my heart yeah it. did it broke your little shirt yeah yeah. so why is that i mean why can't both of. things be true it is they are true.

i'm yeah. i think he's so mean right now he's. being mindy. i know man that's what it's nothing like. you don't you didn't have anything yeah. well yeah but. but there's something called unrequited. love it's been in poetry. bobby i didn't know you were so. that was so like great expectation like. that's beautiful you ever seen greater.

yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what he is. yeah but he didn't [ __ ] ethan [ __ ]. so you understand that. um i didn't have sex with a woman until. i was 23. until i started doing stand-ups sex with. a guy before that i slept a couple of. days. a little trial a little child right but.

i stuck three dicks right but in high. school. don't count when you're a grown man yeah. yeah but i was a kid right so um. since i was and you know when i was in. high school i went to this thing there. was thing called the sadie hawkins dance. where the girl asked the guy i was never. asked. right girls just didn't like me right. and i and i always liked girls right and. i you know i would hang out with girls. and i would like them hard and i. was so scared of rejection right that i. would have feelings for somebody right.

but i wouldn't say anything. because i was i didn't want to get my. heart broken yeah right because it's. like like that same thing it's like do. you like me no it would shatter me it. hurts it would shatter me so what i. would do is i would just stay in these. friendships right but have these. feelings uh-huh right and then they. would see other guys it would break my. heart that's all i'm saying i got two. more yeah go ahead i just thought of two. fun ones yeah there was a girl that i. had such a big crush on in college. and like i hung out with her friends and.

we were in like the group we were in. like the same group. and. when i finally had the time. that we were going to hook up together i. got so [ __ ] nervous because she was. like. finally like down she was kind of like. yeah i think yeah i think you're cute. like yeah okay i stayed late at their. house i go into her room. and then i went down on this girl. no less than. a half an hour. [Laughter]. because i'm not kidding i was down there. i had done all the moves to get there.

and i was going down on her and i was so. scared about coming back up because i. didn't know the next move i wanted to. make yeah so i just stayed down there. yeah even when i thought i thought. that's not a heartbreak story no no no. you're eating [ __ ]. yeah. poorly. but that's not what we're doing talking. about right now. it's a great heartbreak all right well i. thought you said you had two more. heartbreak stories but i went down on. her for too long yeah and she tapped on. me my head me head she kept on yeah yeah.

at some point and she goes that's enough. like that stayed with me for a long time. like a parent and i'm not kidding i got. up and i laid next to her and she took. like a big breath and then went to the. bathroom and then went back out to the. party or i have another i have a story. that hurts i have a story because i. really liked her life a lot where i. [ __ ] up. but not kalila but the girlfriend before. right and i feel so bad about this. we were making having hooking up right. in the bed right and she takes my penis.

right and she kind of tries to do. something maybe she saw a porn she's. trying to do something right like what. the [ __ ] is that a joystick. and she started to cry. yeah and she had but she still had my. her hand on my penis. yeah i mean i'm like why did i say that. what a scene yeah a woman crying you. naked yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's like. don't you know anyone well maybe she she. had that maybe. what was it galactica she's playing. galactica.

yeah yeah. no and then also yeah. and then uh do you have another awkward. sex story no i had a yeah i was like my. other one. the go down one that was that one kind. of hurt me yeah emotionally that that. stayed with me i'm not saying it was. heartbreak it's just those kind of. things i there was a girl that when i. first moved here when i first moved down. here. um i had met this girl and i. oh my god i like literally fell i that. was the first time that i was like so.

fast i fell for somebody and i was like. holy [ __ ] i think this girl's the best. we started hanging out and she had just. broken up she had broken up with this. other guy and we were hanging out and. hanging out and then we were hooking up. and she was saying my name andrew a lot. like a lot. over and over yeah and i was like wow. and then the next day. she admitted to me her ex-boyfriend's. name was andrew. and that's. part of the only reason why she slept. with me. was that. the name was andrew.

and she was like. i did imagine you were him. because you have the same name ow. yeah and then she said that's enough. that's that'll do that'll do it that'll. do that'll do that'll do. that'll do yeah yeah. i have an embarrassing story that's not. sex related but with a girlfriend give. it to me all right so. sarah my girl not the girl from before. kalila but the co-worker before the last.

girl sure right. two go two go two goals two two. two two. can we say tonight. sarah i just said you know sarah said so. you know sarah you know sarah know sir. yeah yeah you know she likes vintage. [ __ ] yeah she's cool yeah she's like she. likes vintage paintings vintage uh she. goes to the thrift store a lot right and. it was christmas and her parents were in. town and her parents came up to my house. you know i sleep in i don't give a [ __ ]. about gifts or merry christmas but i.

realized that oh [ __ ] her parents are. coming over and i have to give sarah a. gift right yeah so i found this like. painting in my house that's really cool. and i wrapped it up. right your own painting yeah it's a. painting that i found at the thrift. store right okay and i she they opened. the door this is when i was living above. the comedy store when i lived in. paulie's house above the comedy store. and there her parents were and their. sarah was and i can merry christmas she. opens it and she looks at and she goes. she starts crying. she goes i gave you this last year for. christmas oh my god.

you [ __ ] [ __ ] it was so. [ __ ] awkward. and her parents are their parents. they're. like and that's why i'm like way more. mindful about that [ __ ] now that's why. women don't like it that's why you don't. ever get people gifts. that could be you don't get it i don't. give a [ __ ]. i went to renzo's uh party the other day.

and i gave this is what i always do i. shook his hand and there was 400 bucks. in cash. you gave him 400. yeah that's all that. that's. that's a gift that everyone loves money. right yeah money is if would you rather. have like if i found a vase. a beautiful vase at like some china shop. or if i gave you cash what would you. rather have i'll throw that [ __ ] out the. window that vase yeah you should open. the goddamn base get the [ __ ] out well. i'd be below the window cause i love a. good vase are you mad are you mad at me. now still no i never was.

you could do man look at that face. you throw that vase out the window i'm. catching it i love me a good vase are. you being real yeah yeah for real we got. vaz's all over my house yeah your your. wife has boxes you don't you know what i. want a fabric i paid for them. i want a factory appreciate hey can we. buy a faberge egg a bad friend's faberge. egg a big one but those are [ __ ] they. cost like 25 billion oh no. so what. we can afford it i want a faberge we. want a really nice one.

give me a real one what's that one cost. i saw one for six grand. 33 million holy [ __ ] [ __ ] okay zoom. in let's see how pretty it is is it. worth 33 mil oh yeah that yeah it is. the one on the right oh yeah yeah yeah. look at how beautiful that is. all rudy's thinking about is balut right. now she's just thinking about there's a. bird in there. is there a bird inside or harry styles. underwear yeah harry's his stuff. hairstyle is under his stuff would you. rather have a harry styles underwear or. that [ __ ] vase underwear.

how much do you think harry styles could. sell his used underwear for online if he. did for real for real. five grand how much would you pay. five grand five grand like the ceiling. what's the highest you'd pay if it was. an auction i only have five grand. she was at five grand in the bank. so you'd give your last dime yeah wow. why. okay what about this what if we give you. um. somebody like doc's underwear but we say.

it's harry styles and you smell it for a. year would that be fun. you wouldn't know the [ __ ] difference. you would never know. inside you might i just feel like harry. harry's underwear would be. would smell you think. okay let me ask you something when he. comes do you think something different. comes out than us yeah yeah what like. some like i know what you tapioca. pudding yeah. like it's sweet in some way no it's not. it's just like ours it's not harry's.

different he is oh you think he [ __ ]. crystals or something yeah maybe he eats. a lot of pineapples. yeah. you know if you eat a lot of fruit your. sperm okay yeah all right. so you think do you think he poos. yeah but you think he poo's differently. than us. i think his poo is. it smells good it's definitely different. than you. what. well you know you. why.

just you know okay i'll get it i'll go. with that it's just he's better than us. a little bit a little bit all right so. his poo is a little healthier and it. smells a little better i'll say this of. all the heartbreak stories we told on. this show. i kind of been mad that rudy doesn't. have any so i'm hoping that abraham. breaks her heart yeah a little bit. because you're also too cocky you want. to get rid of him you don't even like. this guy that much you don't like his. name i just don't like his name but i. like him as a person as a human being. yeah by the way i was in montreal and. marin had talked about the leota episode.

that he took. took out from behind the paywall so he i. recommend listening to that too because. he like removed it for people to see for. free and of course you know marin some. guy online was like way to post oh to. get the attention on you when he dies he. was like i'm giving you a free episode i. want you to be able to hear his [ __ ]. interview. uh and it's good she has no idea who he. is ray leota no yeah. wow um. uh chantix. chantix no okay not a smoker if you need.

to stop smoking with chantix yeah uh he. did not yeah no he i he was awesome he. was incredible he was in a. i i would say. he's in two legendary movies feel the. dreams good fellas is probably good. let's feel the dreams goodfellas got to. be the most famous movie of her of his. yeah but field of dreams. number two number two i think goodfellas. is number one though i just gave you. that man yeah thank you man. i'd like to thank. all yeah yes i'd like to thank doc for. getting so angry at me. about me not [ __ ] girls and it's not.

heartbreaking whatever right. i absorbed it. and i let it go okay and i love you so. much and let me tell you this quinnipiac. university thank you so much for being. here you guys you guys really are the. future. there you go. and and the count of three i want you. guys to yell in unison thank you for. being a bad friend okay. okay. one i bet you money there's no energy. two. three. thank you for being a bad.

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