Happy Stardew Birthday, Bobby | Ep 184 | Bad Friends

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bad friends patreon.com bad friends to. sign up today the link is in the. description below you two are. [Music]. good. you two are disgusting. um. we're bad friends are we ready to get. started is your mic broken it's just I. don't like the way it is what you Crank. It Up This Way see how crazy oh there we. go of course it will it cranks up a. little Bluetooth should we a little blue.

tree in the microphone should we start. the right way. happy birthday. [Applause]. [Music]. [Applause].

to you I gotta tell you that looked like. um that did look like KKK for some. reason yeah yeah what is that what's KKK. in Korean oh it means um white power. years old.

look at you 52 years old and you're. playing Star field plus video games all. day long no life your loser looks so. Korean you look so Korean I do yeah oh. dude it's my birthday holy moly so. explain to all the viewers uh that are. watching right now we're wearing stardew. Valley costumes for your body I don't. know why I stopped playing it who am I. you're Harvey in the game you're the. town Doctor Harvey Weinstein the town. doctor Town doctor and he um he likes um. come to my room I'll take care of it for. you yeah and then you're you're Emily.

she's got a lesbian she works at the bar. She's a Lesbian that works at the bar. imitating life and I'm um Sebastian the. email guy that lives up north hell yeah. what's up where dude like Portland where. do you live now oh just up north in the. mountains. and then. um Abigail's not here yet but um so can. I just say what's happened yesterday. what happened kiddo so you know I had uh. Robert Kennedy Jr on and I wrote One. joke and I wasn't able to tell the joke. because I got scared tell the joke well.

you know I because I go well because his. wife was on it too yeah Cheryl Hines. Cheryl Hines so they're on it and so I. did the setup I go. hey do you guys fart on each other. and right when I said that I realized I. couldn't do the Joe why not because that. their campaign manager went no yeah yeah. and then they it was almost as if like. what the [ __ ] they've never been asked. that you didn't do any other Kennedy. stuff did you no I had a bunch of stuff.

but after this all I was gonna say is if. they'd said we fart on each other that. go does your fart sound different like. your voice. that would have been a good joke I feel. like that would have been received by I. know but because I set up the fart thing. and they didn't respond to that I. couldn't do the [ __ ] does your farts. sound like your voice no I get it yeah I. get you had to bail yeah I said you were. really nervous oh I was pacing back and. forth because I've never had like a. politician and stuff he's not really a.

politician is he. was he not in the Congress right no I. thought he was a YouTube guy. and Robert F Kennedy Jr I was a huge fan. of Cheryl too she's the [ __ ] she's the. [ __ ] so it's unbelievable what what a. power couple huh politics and Hollywood. the ultimate cabal yeah how much baby. blood do they have at their house huh oh. so much so much good babies too we have. Obama baby blood Obama baby blood. Obama Obama Obama baby blood Obama Obama.

Obama baby blood oh. what time is it what time is it she's. late and she knows it yeah yeah 605. and you're running late but you showed. up let's give it up for the Rudy Jewels. put on that wig put on the wig and. there's a choker too yeah Carlos for. some reason is really pushing the choker. oh it's a part of the costume uh-huh all. right if the Village People were. stand-up comics let's go through that. photo down that one and let's see who so. um Craig Robinson no on the middle yeah.

Greg Robertson top left wait wait let me. Chris Spencer Chris Spencer yeah yeah in. the middle of the India Harley fan not. Charlie Charlie um Charlie Hill Charlie. Hill Charlie Hill who's on the far right. Shane Gillis Shane Gillis and then who's. the bottom right that's another there's. three blacks That's Tony Tony. Hinchcliffe well that's a black guy yeah. and the far left is it's got to be me I. gotta be the band you're not in it oh. [ __ ] I hate to tell you you're not in it. oh the guy at the far left is Jesus. Trejo there he is yeah they should. remake it look at the Rudy Jewels back.

in yeah one last thing I think about the. Village People though and I don't even. know and excuse me for even asking this. question I really don't know okay are. they all gay okay no none of them only. one of them is gay be real how many are. there let's guess. okay out of the six let's just before we. go before you Google that the obvious. answer is all of them. can you imagine being the one not gay. guy in the Village People they're out. having fun every night after show yeah. and he is going back to the hotel room. just to read a book yeah he's just his.

bomb imagine that one of them is really. religious he just goes and reads a Bible. in the room all these guys are having. [ __ ] copper orgies right by the way. if if they were still around they were. still around are they still they're not. dead are they touring I mean if they're. touring Carlos should go to a show oh. that'd be so that's where you'd find all. that you're looking for everything. you're looking for is there are the. Village People still touring Glenn. Hughes the biker despite the. stereotypical connotations that. surrounded his character is straight wow. there you go oh wow here we are wait a.

minute here we are dude Randy Jones. Cowboys openly gay Felipe Rose the. Indian is openly gay Victor Willis the. cop of sexuality is unknown let me just. throw my hat no you can't Point your. finger wait a minute Glenn Hughes the. biker isn't gay he's not gay the one. that we thought were was riddled with it. yeah the one that we thought yeah it has. no age well you don't know that oh. that's true I don't know his. extracurricular activities by the way. these guys imagine after a show the. amount of dick getting that these guys. get and then Glenn Hughes has to sit.

there and pretend look I'm Glenn Hughes. you guys are the Village People this is. the after party yeah yeah. hey what's up you having fun yeah. it was such a good shoe your ass was. jigging oh cut it out your ass was. jiggly jiggly jiggly jiggly up there. please cut it out now anyway. um hey do the thing that you did on the. Improv jiggly thing you did honestly the. show's all hands down and do it the show. is over you're pressing to do it. guys please stop making me do this I.

don't want to do this anymore anyway I'm. a man of the Lord hey you want some of. this Popsicle is it a popper popsicle no. it's my take oh that is. there's never a stick at the end of. these things. it'd be such a bummer to be backstage. the amount of Dick they would get would. be absurd and then this guy would have. to chill that's not true what if they're. all in relationships. okay no I'm being real now you're making. an assumption okay I'm sorry Anderson. just make an assumption that these guys. are like still single yeah based on some.

of the some of the more popular. ideologies of touring gay Superstars. Liberace. committed relationship maybe. okay Elton John was committed no yeah he. was not I hung out with Elton John oh. you [ __ ] you [ __ ] him I didn't we. didn't you know what a girl doesn't kiss. and tell yeah Rudy Jules welcome to the. party hello yeah why do you think we're. doing this episode today because it's. your. sister and you didn't say [ __ ] yet.

because I we. yeah she's doing the polite thing now oh. that's so nice um sing happy birthday. right now in in Tagalog or in your life. whatever it is. no sing it I want you to hear it in a. different language you were late so you. have to sing to him. wait long uh that's it that's how cool. it is. that's how fast what a great song it's. so quick but to the point if you slow it. down if you translate happy happy yes. they don't say that often out there you.

never hear Whit long go ahead yeah yeah. what did they sing in the Philippines. did they sing the Christmas songs as. well. besides there's like English and there's. Tagalog I know but do you celebrate. Christmas there yeah yeah can I say. something why look at me right now Santa. doesn't go there Santa doesn't go there. no chance yeah he does oh really yeah. you think it's the happiest there every. question you think every Christmas and. there's always. imagine what Santa has to do as Santa. has to go to all the states all the. cities in America yeah all of Europe you.

think he goes to America First no. definitely yeah la first yeah yeah la. New York L.A New York Chicago Atlanta. you know he's done he's in London it's. five in the 5 30 in the morning he's not. coming right Alf calls them hey hey. you forgot you hate boss it's a Filipino. elf no I don't know. yeah you forgot to go to the Philippines. oh no yeah what is he gonna do. bail bail yeah he's gonna bail he's like.

across the Pacific. I go to that little Island. apples and coconuts. you guys pick those pick them sing it. right now I want to hear it you don't. even know the words. go ahead go ahead. now how often do you sing Happy Birthday.

to someone you love in the Philippines. did they never sing. but it's in. C oh you're stealing our culture again. cultural appropriation do you guys steal. Fourth of July you can't you can't it's. not about you no you gotta win that yeah. you got to win that man undefeated. Black History Month. [ __ ] you you should have one yeah you. really should yeah how many black people. are in the Philippines 16 I think. yeah yeah wait do you guys have gay. pride month or any of that stuff I think.

so yeah you think so you would know you. would know you would know yeah uh look. at this Metro Manila pride pride safe. spaces and lab Lab what's a lab Lab it's. when you get tested tested. I have no idea. so that's the Metro oh there is a manila. Metro Pride 2024 gay out.com why is that. been clicked a bunch by you Carlos. stop stop are those your gay men yeah.

God look at how handsome oh he's so good. wow let me see let me see let me see a. photo that looks that looks exactly. right here. and then let me ask. cute yeah cute they're all gonna be cute. Filipinos are all cute what's wondering. what he does for a living let's take a. guess okay. um. he scrapes he's a scraper he scrape. something I definitely see scrapers no. doubt yeah he scrapes. um some sort of dried something that was. there for a few days like a dentist on.

the wall on a wall on the wall on a wall. high up high up on a wall he's gotta. have a ladder to get up there oh I see. what he does I don't know how that's I. know he does I know what he does. Carpenter no not like a carpenter no you. know so what let me see something a. carpet a carpenter yeah like Jesus what. is this yeah it's a scraping oh no no he. doesn't Carpenter's old scrape wall do. they no I don't know yeah what does a. carpenter do. the they build and they make.

you know how there's some like podcasts. that are like for Science and Arts and. all that stuff and you know why we're so. big in the comedy World why there is. nothing smart to be gained on this show. we don't know anything it's really. pathetic not one person even our help. doesn't know anything I know they know. less than most I'm the help. yeah you're the help I didn't say it but. I'm what do you think you are. the sidekick. I don't think so you know what you're. not the help because you don't never. help yeah that's true you're not that is.

sidekick a Asian thing when you know. when someone said like you're my. sidekick is that am I your Sidekick yeah. but you're my side I'm your co-host. stop stop stop stop. this is gonna this is my birthday and. stop all right let's let's get to the. root of this you're my size and I'm your. co-host so am I your side yeah welcome. back to the show. you're my sidekick and I'm your co-host. yeah so I'm your um Ed McMahon you're my. sidekick this is your show and I'm the.

psychic no no you're misinterpreting. okay go ahead you're my sidekick I can't. be your sidekick why because you're my. little you're my little sweetie you're. my big little guy but you're my noodle. boy you're my [ __ ] um your roast beef. man that's right I'm your roast beef man. yeah yeah you can say that I'm your. right hand I'm your left hand roast beef. no you're my side side no I'm not your. Sidekick I'm not because of the size. listen to sidekick he wants to be main. course yeah sidekick oh what are you. yeah uh gunfire gunfire I'm your left.

Chef I'm Kato yeah is that what you're. you're referring to Cato now you're. picking up what I'm putting down. psychic's fine if I'm Kato yeah you're. okay okay good yeah yeah and then I'm uh. Kanto that's right am I Tanto and I'm. John Wayne. yeah beastiality he's racist he's not. racist. prove that he's racist he played Genghis. Khan in a movie pretty well. acting acting acting and he campaigned. for did you know that God bless has. Jonathan look has John Wayne said. anything racist ever let's see.

USC will remove a John Wayne exhibit. after actor's racist tirade. said let's. head all right you you go ahead zoom in. the University of Southern California. School of uh cinematic Arts will remove. an exhibit dedicated John Wayne as the. actors passed bigoted remarks have come. under increased scrutiny uh system what. is racism let's see what he said what. did he say I believe in white supremacy. until the blacks are educated to a point. of responsibility the actor said I don't.

believe in giving Authority and. positions of leadership and judgment to. irresponsible people that's literally. wait wait zoom in I can't I feel like. you're improvising zoom in because I. can't read it let me read it I can't. [ __ ] believe this is I believe in. white supremacy that alone take the. statue down. I can't believe it I believe it went. Supremacy until the blacks are educated. to a point of responsibility you know I. don't even know what he's talking about. maybe he's not talking about people.

he might be talking about like colors of. Kit like Mike and Ikes like candy. oh like licorice exactly black licorice. black licorice oh I don't believe in. giving Authority in positions of. leadership and judgment to irresponsible. people interesting. interesting interesting interesting. interesting by the way he said that in. the 1971 interview in Playboy uh that. that uh that accredited uh piece of. Journalism imagine what did he say you. know what he said you know when he said. that [ __ ] weirdo you know how. sometimes like um actresses what do they.

speak at a graduation at a college. graduation yeah when they when they do. the chemical commencement he did it at. Brown University. [Laughter]. right. come here. come on we're black people go ahead. say it again it's great to be here. Pilgrims go back to the speech go back. to the speech I gotta tell you wait all. right let me say something. I have a little let me introduce. you're doing Clint Eastwood by the way. oh I thought it was the same guy John.

Wayne is kind of Clint eastwoody yeah. yeah similar yeah howdy partner. help I'm John Wayne John Wayne. kind of talked like this this town ain't. big enough for the both of us this town. ain't big enough for two of us black guy. hey 2022 graduates from Brown University. you guys ready for a commencement. speaker. oh so we're a huge fans guys of this guy. he's Elite he's the lead in so many good.

western movies. um he also played Genghis Khan in a. movie called The Conqueror. um so give a round of applause for John. Wayne everybody. well hey there pilgrims. I believe in white supremacy until the. blacks are educated enough. to a point of responsibility. nobody. I don't believe in giving Authority and. positions leadership a judgment to. irresponsible people anyway.

thank you John give him a round of. applause oh my God imagine so they. pulled down a statue of him is that what. it was USC yeah an exhibit well that's. what you get they're not gonna re he's. still his name is still in the [ __ ]. airport in Orange County he's a little. John Wayne Airport in Orange County yeah. I mean what what should we take away. from him from John Wayne yeah I mean. he's gone he's dead he is dead do we. take out give him I mean why doesn't we. why can't we important. that's an even better question what yeah.

why does it matter anymore but you know. who he is no. no John Wayne so you know who Keanu. Reeves is yes that's his father. yes yes that was his dad that was it. John Wayne was counter Keanu Reeves is. John Wayne's third son yeah you know who. his other one was John Wayne is John's. middle name his last name is Reeve so. his name is John Wayne Reeves and and. and and uh and you're not gonna believe. this but the original Superman. Christopher Reeves John Wayne's other. son yep.

and but he and he was on a rhino yep. many years ago he was on a rhino yeah. rhino. back you know I mean through the forest. rhinos flipped and Christopher Reeves. his neck broke I thought. yeah they call it a horse but it's a. rhino yeah it was a rhino yeah in the. modern day we would call it a horse. because we didn't know what it was back. back then we didn't know yeah now I just. thought it was a gray fat big fat horse. dude that horse has been eating way too. much. door down dude I love doordash so much.

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friends and the code is bad friends to. get an additional three months free. today. so the re so the Reeves let's go back to. the Reeves let's go back to the reefs. does John uh Wayne Reeves John Wayne. Reeves had two kids Christopher Reeves. and he also had um Keanu Reeves the. youngest and um yeah so do you know who. they're Superstars now Superstars now. why is the father important he was the. star of many leading western films you. know he was basically Brad Pitt back. then he was was he handsome let's put.

him today if he was considered handsome. I think well let's see if she likes him. there he is there's an image of this guy. now keep in mind he he was he was six. foot three big guy yeah leathery skin he. looked exactly like Trump he was same. height and weight look at him what do. you think no. no I don't like that you don't like that. too much of a white guy yeah yeah too. much of a bad boy look at him now how do. you like him looking on that rhino look. at that problem. look at him on that brown Rhino right.

there no you still don't think he's. handsome now what is it he's got a. little gut then he started getting a gut. this was great about this guy you could. be a star of [ __ ] film and be fat he. was [ __ ] fat Google John Wayne as. Genghis Khan please I want to show he. played Genghis you know Genghis Khan is. right no. Genghis Khan was like this uh. Genghis Khan one of the greatest look at. that you played an Asian guy in a movie. like but tell me who was going to play. it better than that I mean that looks. really good. speaking of Asian stuff dude I got. acupuncture yesterday it worked didn't.

it I love acupuncture did it work a. little bit but you know he because I. have the herniation in my back so my my. back and my butt and my leg is all. messed up so he tapped a lot of the of. the acupunctures in my butt. and it was wild your butt your butt kind. of convulses when it and it's and he. says oh it's grabbing the needle. and it and it grabs it and pulls it in. more so it got deeper into my butt. cheeks and then they put on the infrared. you've done it before right no you've. never done acupuncture wow it's. incredible and then they put on these.

heat lamps over you so it's supposed to. extract I'm normal huh. I'm like a normal guy this came from you. guys I know but I don't my body doesn't. need fixing I your honor I'm gonna have. to disagree politely yeah yeah well I. don't have like your body's had too much. Fixins that's the problem Oh you think. so too many Fixins oh too much fat well. Fixins is usually side courses there's a. main course and some fixes right okay. anyway like when we go out to eat and. you go I'll take a steak and I'll also. take everything off the sides menu. you do you guys do that you go mac and.

cheese come on Carlos give me a [ __ ]. do I do that yeah yeah and it's awesome. it is red thank you I love it yeah and. we're about to go back on and do it. again this poor girl has to clean out my. refrigerator every week God bless and I. eat it I was gonna say I bet you have. some great finds that's the scrape. that's the scraper we were talking about. like what do you find it what do you. find that you need you keep Din Tai Fung. and you don't eat it and it's so good I. love tendai Fung yeah so so good you. know what it is yeah what do you mean. the soup dumplings and all this stuff. they're everywhere dude everybody.

everyone has them everyone has one. they're also such a ripoff. it's like six dumplings for like 30. bucks you're like what yeah it's but. it's not like we went there I think at. the restaurant yeah it's not like Mr. chowza oh my God have you I haven't been. to Mr chows in a long time 25 years ago. Mr Chow in Hollywood I remember being an. assistant Mr uh Mr Chow was the spot for. famous people to go to but the food is. medium at best yeah I so I have a photo. with them on Instagram Mr Chow there's a.

child right well the reason why is. because it was at the store and he comes. I get off stage you go hey buddy let me. talk to you right and he pulls me out. and he goes I'm Mr ciao whoa where I go. I don't know what like I didn't know. what it was hmm like okay cool he's like. come to my wedding why wouldn't you go. to that guy's wedding I didn't know who. he was until later I was like oh he owns. that restaurant I always say yes when a. Malaysian guy offers you really wedding. I've always said yes a little Asian guy. comes up to you go hey buddy come to the. Bahamas with me I've been to 16 weddings.

of people I don't know I just little. Asian people they ask me and I go and. two of them are turned out to be famous. Ronnie Chang. didn't know who he was invited me went. to his wedding had a great time. laughs what do you think the second one. was. well I know it wasn't Ken because I was. at the wedding you were Steven Young. never met them before went to their. wedding. I had no idea sure it is how you got. beef that's definitely how I got beef.

can you imagine me wait let me ask you. you know remember I had to read. three times for beef yeah I posted a. picture of it on my Instagram did you. how many times did you read for beef. yeah uh zero right no I think I read. zero yeah yeah no that's not true I read. over the phone twice we had to do over. the phone you read over the phone well. we had to do phone chemistry Zoom. chemistry tests. we didn't do it in person okay so I did. it over Zoom anyway and you weren't.

avail. and Mr rehab hi Mr rehab here Mr rehab. tell us what's going on in your world. jet ski now that you're living alone. you're free we're back from tour. although we're going back in literally a. week. um headlining I've been going around I. just got back from Austin I went to my. high school reunion uh in Arizona not. too long ago everyone thinks I'm famous. you are famous you are famous talk about. the high school reunion did you uh shake. it at some of the boys that uh rejected. you back in the day oh no no no no no.

okay there wasn't are you tan I've been. going outside she's been leaving the. house are you trying to look a. particular way for the mail. well I won Phoenix and then Austin for. like two weeks and that was just it was. so hot out there it was just that are. you showing are you showing cleavage um. if I knew it would have this effect on. you I would have stayed inside.

holy moly. yeah you did a great thank you for. supporting us oh that was awesome that. was amazing I had one night off of no. shows and Bobby was like come by do. tigerbelly I popped in there the it yeah. I know it was uh it was afraid it was a. bad Prince but the crowd was electric it. was electrical yeah it was good so you. did and you did Joe Rogan's Club yeah I. did his Club I headlined my own show. sold it out Sunset Strip a lot of. backgrounds there it was really exciting. the mothership was awesome it's like a. parallel universe to The Comedy Store it.

feels similar because I haven't been. there tell me about it a lot of the same. people that you recognize from the store. work there so really it feels like. you're in a um. you know what feel you know what it's. like it's like a it feels like you're. you're okay no I can't do it that's okay. I don't have to do the wig that's okay. buddy my head's so itchy yeah it feels. like you're at a subsidiary of the. comedy star it has the same kind of like. classic Comics comic run the show Vibe. oh I see it's run by I feel at home. there's what you're saying 100 without a.

doubt I'm going back in October oh wow. you're moving down there I heard you're. moving in with Shane Gillis yeah yeah. he's he's got it rid of his New York. apartment we're gonna just like do they. have just like nights you can just call. in for spots or is that what the deal is. there you anytime you want to go they. would love to see you I know but do I. call what do I do I call Adam and go hey. just text or call Adam but on the. weekends they have headliner shows right. yeah but they people drop in all the. time but that's also in the in the fat. man the little boy has a bunch of. different shows going on that's the. second area there's only two rooms yeah. and they're both great oh great they.

would freak out to see oh Bobby was like. they don't nobody wants to see me there. oh they would love to see there all the. door guys in town such big fancy I went. down there I did six shows I mean. there's so many comedy fans it's it's. pretty incredible yeah that's great it's. pretty incredible it's great. um you okay. yeah yeah she looks at what's the matter. you look miserable and bored no I just I. do like pooping but I don't think. do you have to poop there's a. there's a bat no I don't like pooping in. public speaking of which did you see. this Delta flight that had to get. grounded because the diary.

somebody had diarrhea on a Delta flight. so bad they had to bring it down right. Delta flight does disrupted by Passenger. with diarrhea somebody was spraying [ __ ]. in the middle of the aisle on a Delta. flight I swear to God can you just go to. the bathroom or what oh the seat belt. light was on I think he couldn't hold it. look at this look at this look at this. all over the middle oh my God imagine he. wasn't wearing pants or I think he just. pulled him down because he I think he. was spraying shot I think he couldn't. hold it what do you go in your pants if. you couldn't no I'd go right in the. aisle like that really you would well.

yeah the way these prices of these. flights now are so absurd the least you. can do is let me [ __ ] on the floor what. someone someone what and Andrew. yeah you're right. he was attempting to do a joke from a. Dumb and Dumber reference. um it didn't land well I didn't like it. it didn't make anything did you just do. Dumb and Dumber on SOS VHS or something. with me and so I think that there needs. to be a um boycott I agree so the. boycott is this that was your last straw.

friend that's it you and I will never do. his stupid show again correct well we. already did it once unfortunately we. gave him a favor never again give that. mic to Carlos aside I want that facing. Carlos from now on Carlos yeah yeah face. you there we go I can't have this guy. just yabb yabbing into the mic about. nothing because Andrew was going to do. gold yeah I could feel it that's his. sidekick. [Music]. yeah I was feeling gold coming on and. then you my friend you [ __ ] put a.

[ __ ] damn in the middle well let's. give you another chance to do this bad. joke what is it go ahead yeah so you say. what you were gonna say. no no no I want to hear him do it. no you but he had to interrupt you that. the timing is impeccable don't worry. he'll interrupt me like he always does. so so yeah it was a Delta flight someone. was someone did a Dumb and Dumber uh. thing there. now I know you're editing this but I. want you to solely punch in on yourself. slowly zoom in on how dumb you look. right now yeah.

thank you he this is a he thought. he's my perfect opportunity to do that. why is this inner monologue I don't know. yes this is my perfect opportunity to do. my double Tumblr you only get one shot. to get one shot here it goes here's my. timing someone did the diamond gamer. you can't try to throw a joke when you. barely speak I always know it just. didn't come out good not at all yeah all. right so you went your high school. reunion though I do want to know about. this you showed up yeah did they did.

everyone was everyone excited to see you. yeah and I was excited to see everybody. it was a celebration of my teacher who. started the sketch comedy group when. we're in high school oh that's cool kind. of just let us do whatever we wanted and. it was fun I had a lot of memories come. back we used to like. say crazy [ __ ] like we'd play this game. give me an example okay. well I used to like joke around like uh. we were gonna kill ourselves because we. knew our teacher would have to file a. bunch of paperwork this is funny so good. I love when people threaten to kill. themselves that to me grade A comedy but.

I talked to him about it and he's like. yeah the kids are still doing that. that like continues so kids are still. pretending to kill themselves. by myself and I like to laugh because a. teacher if they hear that they have to. file a bunch of paperwork wait wait the. teacher came to your Reunion yeah so it. wasn't like a typical high school. reunion it was a celebration for this. teacher who started this guy Mr Navarro. yes so it was in the sanctioned reunion. right it was at the school though that.

was it was at the school how many people. showed up look at this 100. I went in my mom's High School yearbook. when I was at home this past week yeah. look at me that's you that's me oh. that's me and that's my my boy Dave. Walton Mr Buns Mr Buns chilling at North. Stadium you were a cool kid huh. uh yeah I was I was cool enough I mean I. had a vibe there you're a really cool. kid how do I look do I look like I have. a Vibe oh cute you look cute there dude. yeah and like family problems yeah I had. family problems yeah that's a kid with.

family problems yeah so cool and distant. by the way I like it says you will. usually see them chilling me and Dave. Walton chilling at North Stadium diverse. friends support it well yeah bro come on. what's up come on baby but look at this. size chilling this is supporting their. teammates this means that we weren't. playing that day uh we were bench it. looks like I can't tell but it looks. like you're muscular maybe I was having. always been pretty good in shape what uh. what year do you guys think this is. 19. no I mean what year what grade am I. in 70. no this is you're you're in.

sophomore you're a freshman freshman. sophomore what do you think. um say junior just for the sake of it. yeah I was a junior that's my junior. year wow cool and I went back in the. book and I looked in the back have you. [ __ ] them have I [ __ ] him have you. no have you did you [ __ ] before that I. had just [ __ ] right before I actually. like moments before this that's why I. [ __ ] your friend Dave he was there he's. congratulating you yeah he's putting it. he was playing. I see but I had just had sex that year. right before then but man the amount of.

gel in that hair was something else. that's all gelled out baby was that the. Roman was it the Roman look right yeah a. little Roman this is dude this is the. late 90s my dog. and your friend how come you've never. introduced me to your friend buns. he passed away so thanks. yeah it's lucky it's your birthday no. really did he die. oh man. it's my birthday man. let me have that one I [ __ ] up. oh how about this yo what's up buns.

yo rest in peace buns my boy buns you're. like an urban medium right now this is. good just for you right happy birthday. bro you have a good Andrew may he was. your homie. no he's alive and well oh good good yeah. I'd love to meet him he's the [ __ ]. where is he where does he live Atlanta. Georgia how come did he come to our show. no he doesn't like. Koreans oh [ __ ] he's not a big no why.

didn't he come really no not a big fan. of Koreans from a neighbor [ __ ] real. do you know anything about blacks and. Koreans. no he didn't come to the show but you to. still talk to him. no we haven't communicated in a long. time why I wish we did I don't know you. kind of grew you just grow apart from. that weird so I wish we did I was in San.

Diego where my friends came yeah but I. hadn't seen them in 30 years I know none. of those guys and this guy and I were. very very close we I mean him me and his. kid Brandon Anderson a bunch of guys. from the basketball team but it was wild. were you kind of when you grow up you. grow out and just keep going and it's. tough that's why the high school reunion. thing I never went back to those things. because I felt like I talked to the. people that I kind of still knew. and I just never have gone back but. think about this I never went that means. 30 years from now we could be like that.

you're 80. and you're gonna show a photo. of your day with a little Asian like. half of the face in the photo yeah and. someone's gonna go your nude podcast guy. by the way in 30 years I'll be 70. I'm. 40. okay and in 30 years you'll be. cryogenically frozen you will be what. you'll be cryogenically frozen honest. with you'll be able to be dead yeah. so by the time I'm 80 you think I'm dead. pretty close yeah but I could still be. here you could be of this let's just go.

back to the scenario thanks but we in 30. years you might be like oh yeah it was a. guy I used to hang out with no we'll. talk to well you and I will talk to each. other till we die so you and Dave didn't. have that what you and I have well I. knew Dave for a short period of time. right I didn't know him for a couple. years in high school that's true I know. you very well for a long time very long. time that's true and by the way do I. love Dave I miss Dave I miss Dave but. you love you're something else I suck. your dick oh it's your birthday I love. happy birthday I mean should we 69. online for your birthday but I read some.

of the comments in the back of this book. the stuff that we said insane I couldn't. even take a picture and put it on why oh. I'm telling you but absurd [ __ ] jokes. like just [ __ ] dark weird wild [ __ ]. written in the back of those yearbooks. and I only did it once you know we. should bring our yearbooks here I'm. gonna go back when I'm in Phoenix I'm. gonna grab my yearbook and bring it back. and just let's just read some of them I. would love to yeah I would love to read. it I'd love to see I'd love to see what. uh people wrote to you and your don't. overdose on the on the horse this summer.

don't OD this summer you think that's. what by I mean it's got to be something. about drugs yeah yeah I had I had a. weird do you use tune no what the [ __ ]. are you doing I didn't I had a weird. I'll tell you one this is wild I think I. talked about this on this show. we are driving past this guy's house. that I used to remember I'm not going to. say his name but I've told you the. scenario we used to go there to do drugs. because his both of his parents were. deaf and he had a brother with Down. Syndrome okay stop stop stop wait stop.

stop there's too much information have I. talked about this on the show go go back. again say it again we I used in high. school go to this guy at high school. used to go to this guy's house to do. drugs to do drugs because you're so. you're in a car yeah you're going to the. guy's house in high school you eat you. walk in there's always okay just one. line at a time go ahead I'm in and his. dad is probably there and his dad is. deaf. who. so he's basically. is anybody here well no no we knew he.

was deaf he didn't do that all the time. just all days yeah he wasn't just. walking around going anybody here. oh he was aware that he was deaf oh so. you walk in and he's like baby he. wouldn't really say hi he would kind of. just go like this. oh okay all right acknowledging all. right so it kind of sucks. hello I go what's his name Mr well I'm. not gonna say Mr Watson Mr Watson Mr. hello Mr Watson and Mrs Watson also deaf. there she is there it is okay and then. we would go into his room and sometimes.

his brother would be in there who had. Down syndrome wait so you would go into. Mr Watson's room Mr Watson's son what's. his name Fred Watson Fred Watson so you. go to Fred Watson's room you're in. Prince Rogers room and they'd be doing. whippets or or sniffing something Fred's. like hey. chunko chunko yo. idiot. chunko sure what's the guy's brother's. name. Willie Willie that's better Fred and. Willie yeah. hey Willy hey bud that's how we sounded.

that's exactly how he sounded I thought. he had Down syndrome well you do it. no you do it no you did but I'm playing. I'm playing the other guy and I'm. praying I'm playing Fred so you're. Willie you're willing yes you're Willy. no yeah yeah go ahead yeah what okay. Willie here's some weed Willie. Willie. by the way Willie didn't do drugs with. us he would just hang sometimes near us. oh so he's in the corner he was actually.

so [ __ ] nice and by the way we'd eat. lunch with him a lot of times really. good kid very nice but we did we did a. lot of drugs in front of him yes it was. a house of of chaos two deaf parents and. a kid with Down Syndrome wow and my. buddy and our buddy and we could do. whatever we wanted there dude of course. wow of course you could well they. weren't blind but they were just I. didn't say it's as if the cops came they. were like we couldn't hear them smoking. like you know right that I don't know. how they could smell they could smell. yeah they just let us do whatever the. [ __ ] we wanted in there it was he also.

taught me I've talked about this I feel. like he taught us IP relay his dad let. us use IP relay to play pranks do you. know what this is. Morgan Morgan McCone our buddy got into. a little fender better look at his neck. your neck okay no but you told us you. did say you say hey man I got a phantom. better I'm not injured but if I was. injured who would you call Morgan and. Morgan why would you call them because. they're the best they're America's. number one injury Law Firm they're. America's largest injury law firm and. guess what little Morgan they have over. a hundred offices Nationwide and more.

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keyboard on it Internet Protocol relay. and someone is on the other end. receiving these calls and dictating that. just to you right like I'm deaf I call. you I type in on an IP relay box what I. want the person to say to you and it's. an operator that has to say everything. it's a human operator yeah and. everything I type it has to say it to. you so the person would say like if I. type to Nike real and I was like hey. Bobby I can't wait to come lit cream out. of your [ __ ] tonight hey Bobby I. can't wait to come and cream out of your. [ __ ] tonight and that's what I would.

say you would have to say it to the. other person on the other all right so. she's calling me yeah on the phone yeah. so go ahead ring ring hello. hi um I'm the IP relator. relay I'm the IP relay it starts my. first day on the job that's okay I. apologize yeah anyway um we've got um Mr. Gonzalez. um that needs to have he has a message. for you. um you have a tan why do you have a tan.

is it because you're trying to attract. boys. no I've just been out in the sun too. long. and now you repeat. cool. and then you charge me fifty dollars. that's right and then they would charge. it but we would use this all the time. and we would prank call tons of people. and places oh that's random no that's. fun it was so [ __ ] naughty it was so. mean and then you'd listen to the other. person had to say it. oh they had to say it's awful they have.

to say it it's like when they do the. sign language person when we're doing a. show they have to they have to do it so. I do think that there's no way they. would possibly know we'll have that at. one of the shows yeah that was fun are. they changing signs like they change. words to be more Progressive oh that's. interesting look that up that's. interesting it's interesting interesting. like updating uh what do you call it. like updated yeah this needs to be. changed yeah yeah Asian could be like. this like is sign language changing yeah. look at this is it changing over time it. must be right today's ASL includes some. elements of of lsf plus the original.

location sign language over time these. have melded and changed into a rich. complex mature language but why would. you like let me ask you something yeah. why would you change the symbol they. change [ __ ] to little person right but. why couldn't it be the same sign. language it is it's just Lolo Lolo it's. even lower yeah it's way lower oh other. changes attempts to make ASMR inclusive. and accurate old sign for Italy included. a cross but many Italians are now. secular the new sign traces the squiggly. outline of Italy shape the famous boot. so instead of just going like this to.

represent Italy you have to [ __ ]. Trace. yeah they made it hard this could have. been Italian yeah or this. or this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. [Laughter]. I guess that's right yeah she's like.

dude that's that's not but she said her. so fast she knew that was it yeah. imagine doing the symbol for all the. [ __ ] like you know Italy is. yeah but then what if it's just all the. like what's hungry. I mean oh you have to trace the country. yeah the whole thing they're not all the. tracings like some of them like Spain. for instance you know what Spain is let. me guess. do it again.

Spain oh that's right yeah it's just a. piece of [ __ ] yeah yeah I see what it is. oh this is Spain little tiny heart look. at that little tiny heart because they. do that span be real will they spend. they're conquerors they're bad people. yeah this is Spain little heart what's. Korea in in uh in sign language. God I'm loving that we're learning this. this is great for the people listening. to the podcast yeah oh look at this you. they want to go to the Asian with Down. Syndrome all right Asian down right wow. well I think the the first one was this.

yeah that's Chinese and then somebody. went lower. and then he went down. they went down to here right. but we know what he means we know what. he's pointing at the eye now what is it. for Japanese I really hope Japan is is. the superior what is it if it's higher. that'd be great. oh no it's something cool yeah let's go. it's this they're so. sweet yeah because they always use hand. they're always about that's why it's. this this is Chip Japan no together. they're separate this is it right here. how is a no it's this oh it's a heart.

it's a it's a it's a sideways heart it. is kind of [ __ ] wild we do I'm glad. that we have these people at our show I. think America should be this. this is America yeah this is America. right that'd be cool America and this is. Canada yeah. right Mexico go ahead. North America. yeah that would be cool yeah that's good. yeah what's France France probably this.

yeah yeah. and this is England. [Laughter]. yeah yeah oh my God yeah that's really. good. yeah we're having fun. that's fun that's fine what do you. really want for your birthday do you. want us to give you your gifts I think. it's gift time could I just can I tell. you what I want yeah. and I can go I can I'll text you the.

company but there's this this Pocket. [ __ ] that I have yeah it keeps breaking. oh and I bought two of them already and. I guess it's not waterproof you want us. to go to YouTube there's a one kind that. I really like what's it called I forgot. that's why I want to text it to you. you'll text it and I'll buy it for you. how much is it though. couple hundred dollars oh kiddo you know. I will that's so funny Tom Segura and. Bert give each other cars and jet skis. and I'm gonna give you a pocket [ __ ]. nice well let's get your gifts do you. have a gift uh fancy.

interesting I'm not fancy come on I. don't think you'd deserve anything. whoa fancy told us all to get gifts and. didn't get him himself okay wow let that. slide no no no no no no no no because. you'll see what I get you for your. birthday. when is your birthday. are you ready yeah we already passed it. when was it though. he's gonna have another one was it when. was your birthday in March Yeah March. yeah and I'll get you one in March hold. on and then you're gonna look like a.

fool if you're around that long. him yeah yeah you might be fine you're. gonna look like a fool all right McCone. come give him your life you know he's. itching to come be back on camera he's. been relegated to the bowels of the show. but he got you something really [ __ ]. good I was with him. that's just a bag no no I like it. already. the T-shirt but look what kind of. t-shirt it is. wow buddy. show the audience kiddo. only foe.

mccone's asking if you like he's the. only fans but it's funny it's funny wait. you didn't get him the other shirt yeah. what are you [ __ ] doing give him the. real one. that was funny that was a really good. one that was his bit. this you're gonna [ __ ] love he. already knows he loves it look at that. show it to the crowd Star Trek Deep. Space Nine Commander so that's this is. let me say something you thought about. it. you pondered you articulated you.

registered and I appreciate that oh and. what is he out of ten. four. [Laughter]. I'll give it a seven all right jet ski. what do you got okay I got in a lot of. trouble last time I got Bobby a gift if. you guys remember I do um I think the. words you gave me were never buy me. anything again that is pretty close no. you gave me the cologne yeah so I got. you something but I didn't spend any. money on it but I think it's worth a lot.

more than money can buy okay. by the way we should tell that story. about your cologne. in Philly outside of the hotel. read it read it read it let me tell the. story in the meantime where the valet is. going to make us move oh my God we got. to get out of the way Bobby's I had like. a fool Bobby's full uh I'm sitting on. one of those rollers that's right a. luggage cart and he goes excuse me young. man well that was nice yeah I need you.

to move he's like can you play can I. please he was so nervous he was very. polite oh yeah well he was nervous I. guess he wasn't he was polite and he. asked you could you please move off of. that yeah and then I got up and I was. wearing my little duffel bag thing you. know the shoulder strap called a fact. okay I was running my fan back sure and. I had my lulabo santel 33 cologne and it. was and it spilled out. and it crashed on the ground shattered. shattered cloned all over the place. brand new bottle brand new bottle we get.

in the car and Bobby is furious that's a. 300 bottle of clay yeah live it was. screaming and then you got me another. one and then we went to New York and I. saw the place was 10 minute walking from. my hotel so I got it for him as a thank. you gift from the tour they spent 300. and some odd dollars thank you so much. and I am B I use it now yeah but you. were so mad I'm gonna read this okay. okay let's read it hey do you have a. lighter. yeah it's not a giant. you want to read it first I think you're. really gonna like how funny if I just.

lit on fire though I think you'd regret. it when you read what it is a double dog. dare you. I'll tell you what it is. honestly don't burn it no but if you. want a double dog it's a selfless gift. so I'd rather you not have Triple Dog no. don't do it. this is really sweet. it's really sweet let's see I think it's. gonna be sentimental okay I think I. honestly here's what I think it is I. think it's an appreciation for all the. things I've done for you yeah it's. sentimental yeah it's gonna hit the.

heart yeah and it's gonna stay with me. for the rest of my life I agree if it's. not that. we're gonna have issues yeah you're. gonna be pretty happy great so here we. go here we go. temporary restraining order hmm. for you to use on me plaintiff Bobby Lee. hey plaintiff has filed an undertaking. as required by code Civ proc 515. oh 15. jargon no no it's true 15. okay.

plaintiff has established the. probability of slight annoyance so cute. it is ordered defend it Jesse Jet Ski. juicy Johnson is restrained from doing. the following looking at Bobby standing. near or going for a hog near Bobby. contacting Bobby via phone or social. media for eight hours whoa must be. consecutive consecutive eight hours. eight hours okay plaintiff Maybe. you know honestly I have to sign it when. you want to when you want to use it then. you sign it honestly I want to frame.

this can I have it let me see yeah but. please don't tear it why would I don't. know I'm not gonna do that that's what. she did put one of those hammers next to. it because I know there will be a time. where yeah we need to put this in glass. but make it breakable glass yeah that's. really so nice you know what that you. know can I say something good. handwriting that was. thoughtful. precise yeah ingenious clever and it was. it hit my heart I really appreciate it. Rudy you're up go ahead wait where he is. gonna rate the gifts though oh yeah rate.

it nine oh wow. that's a nine wow okay kind of nervous. to give mine. okay mine yeah. okay I'm gonna explain yeah please. I've been cleaning your house. that you. that you like to like stay there and be. like chill and so I thought I would buy.

you this okay guy loves bath salts. [Laughter]. yeah don't say anything mean yet. wow Ultra is a good this company is. whatever. let's I'm gonna stick my finger in it. oh. what is it bud I'm lemon mask [ __ ] oh. it's a face mask a lemon face mask love. those four I know I want to pull them.

out individually. I'm Pearl face mask another face mask. okay yeah this is good really good. really good now can you do brown and. blackface if you have face masks on is. that okay because those are brown yeah. you're not gonna be able to see yeah. they have a mask. changing you magic foot peeling shoes. what does this do you put it on your. on your you just stay stick it there but. what does it do the dry skin yeah a dead.

skin Oh this is gonna be great yeah. thank you we do think you need that yeah. I'm just gonna pull them all out. another mask sheet another mask a mask. face. be juicy skin mhm Corgi face mask nice. and this is another mask shade a lot of. masks yeah a lot of math did they do a. deal was it like ten for five. well that's really good. um I really appreciate it. um a little lazy rank rank ranks rank a.

little amazing because it's it's like. you went to one Place Alta I know you. went to one place. rank it baby. a six oh okay there we go six okay who's. next I got you something it's it's. honestly and it's parked outside it's. not it's not that good. laughs. it's not that good but it is it is fun.

wow. dude [ __ ] dope dude is that sick. [ __ ]. sick whoa isn't that sick well first of. all you know that I like designer toys. yeah and plush toys by the way that's. that's from Japan that thing is so. [ __ ] amazing. dude I feel pretty good right now can I. see something yeah you want your ranking. yeah.

I'm not gonna talk about it. was it in your house no that was not in. my house okay no did your wife order it. no no no no this was all me dope ass. [ __ ] thanks dope as [ __ ] thank you happy. birthday to you the candle went out of a. [ __ ] lighting again light it again. but McCone [ __ ] God wait a minute wait. wait can I just also say this but before. you do all right I want to say this.

isn't something you get at like Safeway. no this is something that was ordered. this is a little pricier that's right. high end that's right and this right. there is a 10. this is I've never gotten. a high class cake before well from you. guys hate to break it to you fancy got. that so that's a 10 for fancy he got the. ten wow let me see this [ __ ] thing. man. oh it's got the oh my God it's got all. this I gotta take a photo of it take a.

photo kiddo. yeah I like the candle baby where's my. phone at it's underneath all that stuff. I think. oh. Bobby. oh my god it worked dad I come to Andrew. body I know Dad Dad Dad.

what oh. why all these guys are you gay no no I'm. not kidding I kill you if you okay he. just looks gay dad that's but the kids. you don't know the last couple wait wait. wait the kids look like this now the. Village People no he's not a feeling you. look like I know that does he look sick. sickly yeah sickly yeah yeah like he has. that thing huh I miss you I miss you Dad. oh that's all whoa whoa what the [ __ ] I. feel like I just got light-headed yeah.

my dad just came through uh can I eat. some of this yeah of course. honestly guys thank you so honestly you. didn't get me you got me the cake. because that'll meet the whole [ __ ]. thing just give him a fork and start. eating it. I don't even I don't want any do you. guys want any cake no oh is that good. okay kiddo. that's next level now pretend like. you're on a cooking show and tell us. what what the notes and the hints of. flavors that you're getting give it to. me. well you know usually in a cake you. think you expect breading no.

no you like the a cake like texture not. breading I know I know do you mean. spongy and Squishy. not even yeah you like but more drier. but spongy sponge dry sponge dry sponge. right. like a flourless chocolate cake yeah and. it's also my cooking show so don't I'm. so sorry I will put that part out yeah. sorry about that so ask me again now cut. go ahead all right here we go yeah leave. it in. welcome back to Bobby's birthday where.

we're reviewing Bobby's birthday cake. yeah what are the notes and flavors. you're experiencing Bob it's a bread. it's very good you know it's dry and. spongy but that's not what I have what. do you have when you go in here. it's like a pudding. it tastes like tapioca pudding do we. leave it out too long. it's unbelievable it's very good huh. if I tell you how much that costs You're. Gonna Lose Your Mind how much was this.

take a [ __ ] guess. a hundred dollars you wish. 50. you less or a bit higher. eight 1995. ten dollars. five dollars we got it from Ralph it was. on the is on the Everything Must Go. wreck it was literally 5.99 there's no. way 5.99 there's no way there's a Moscow. rack literally no way it got cooked. three days ago for a guy no here's what. happened this guy this guy came in to.

ask for a birthday cake and then he. found out it was a gay birthday so he. wouldn't sell it to him because I'll. tell you why. I'll tell you why you're wrong no it's. an expensive cake it's it's you know. what it is now and you're gonna love. this you know why why it's it's tapioca. you know the rice get her fork the rice. pudding yeah go ahead and take a bite. the rice pudding get up there you fat. ass. give that little fatty A Little Piece. up there fat ass by the way you are. gaining a lot of weight you do look. heavy you look Hefty you look Hefty. Hefty hippo and you also have like a. Jody Fox and Foster walk yeah you do are.

you lazy now yeah. you do kind of look heavy you kind of. look like I'm gonna we'll play softball. you kind of look like one of John. Wayne's horses. yeah the rhino rhino kind yeah do you. want something have you seen the bear. yes yes yes chef say that every time you. take take a bite and then yell yeah Chef. okay mouthful. there it is. very good. can I make you a little bit jealous. right now what I forgot to bring this up. on my flight back home to Chicago oh.

well I got on a flight and I noticed a. man. a man that you I think you like very. much. then he sat right behind me. and it's a Chicago. some questions sure. he's not from Chicago I know because. what's so funny I just like the way you. asked that what what why because you. knew what it was going to be well no. because he you always just want to guess. the thing before it's just of course he. does and I think it's Charming yeah I. just think that it's good for the. podcast too it is.

yeah yeah. um so this man we're going to Chicago is. it a sports figure no. is it uh um an actor or an actress no. does it have to do with entertainment. yes okay. is it a something that you know. personally no. although I do although I do now whoa no. no we don't we don't uh you need to say. hi we did we chatted a lot oh but did. you say did he know who you were. uh no.

is either over the age of 60. no. he's probably your age you're probably. the same age in fact I bet you're you're. the same age yep he's a year off does he. have to do with music. okay good now we're getting somewhere is. in a band he's in the band is he the. lead singer he is the band. he's so he goes up his name is the band. he's the band okay. is it. rock and roll.

it's it's a it is a Crossing Multiverse. of Music he does so much I don't know. who this is then. okay let me see he's the band his name. is the band how many guys do you know. he's a Multiverse he's touched a lot of. bases in his extremely long and. beautiful career so he plays Bass. no he does not okay but that's good. okay what is genre what decade genre is. it 80s. no it's 90s and now and still 90s and.

still 90s and still. do you do okay you guess does it start. with a B it does okay. no bonjon Jovi who was Jon Bon Jovi's. brother. no no no. it starts with a boniver bonifer. no four letters. jet ski nose. or letters it starts with a V Jets game.

no but that's obviously a good guess but. that's you two and they didn't cross a. lot of Multiverse I think they were. pretty stuck in one B I'm jealous my. favorite he's your favorite yeah. if it's but if it's not who I'm thinking. that starts with a b and it's four. letters you got it I got it right here. people at home literally are yelling at. their computers and their phones. that's her cat this this gentleman has. made I don't.

know behind me on the plane that's. insane and by the way yeah the two the. two tour managers that are with us that. are with him one of them was [ __ ]. morrissey's tour manager how rad was. that talking to that [ __ ] wow wow but. I talked to these guys and then Beck was. like chilling super cool nice we chatted. a bunch uh we talked about the podcast. he knows about bad friends I I think uh. maybe a little maybe French he's like.

can you give me a shout out yeah well. [ __ ] shout out back and then but he. doesn't know that I've met him before. really back when did you meet him I. dated a woman yeah. for almost a year. I met her so I so Martin Lawrence used. to do these shows in the main room and. he would just go throw any I don't care. who's going opening so the store would. always just put me up before him and um. she was at the show and met her we. started dating. and she.

lived in a big actor's house whoa and. she was the nanny of his kid. okay Giovanni Ribisi. yeah I guess it right yeah yeah and so I. what's so funny. I was thinking about someone earlier so. I would be because she lived downstairs. I'd be downstairs and I go how come you. don't that's Giovanni can you see his. little feet little tiny feet when you. hear him so one morning she went to go.

somewhere I'm I wake up. and. um I went upstairs. and. all these people were there. and one of them was back and did you. talk to back yeah I said hi I'm Bobby. I'm dating so-and-so what did he say. he's like hey how are you I remember. there was a buffet table. of course you remember that part. I just remember like this is like. over 20 years ago did he have a devil's. haircut.

yeah he did and um was he a [ __ ]. loser no dude. that's funny you're doing references. yeah. he went orderly. [Laughter]. he was let me say this he was nice then. though dude he's so nice it was so cool. we chatted all a bunch and they of. course were polite enough to go hey. you want to come to the [ __ ] show. tomorrow whoa come backstage in. Northerly Island is where they played in. Chicago it's a little did you go. how awful is this I go it's tomorrow and.

they're like yeah. tomorrow night. it's my wife's birthday. does she like big and she turned to me. and she was like. we we can go if you want to go oh no no. no no no no no no no no no. she's no well dude we had a whole thing. planned for her birthday we had all this. [ __ ] planned and it was like what am I. gonna do tell my [ __ ] parents hey. guys we're gonna bail on all the [ __ ] we. [ __ ] planned because we want to go to. back yeah but 20 years from now when I.

wanted a divorce that's going to be a. part of this yeah 100 that's I'm gonna. say your honor yeah we couldn't go to. [ __ ] bet cause the [ __ ]. happened oh Dice Clay is my lawyer did. you but I'll be honest with you right I. was [ __ ] bummed if honestly we found. Taylor Swift. it was Taylor Swift and she said to your. wife somehow I got on Taylor Swift's. private plane give me someone more. reasonable she's not gonna fly in a. commercial [ __ ] Airline Taylor Swift. is sitting in 14. oh [ __ ] all right it's. um Adele.

again. another Miss. um you think a Dell flies commercial I. know Rihanna. man you're not good at this. Selena Gomez yeah. Melina Gomez her sister yeah yeah Selena. Gomez give me a rock star from the 90s. Alanis Morissette great perfect she's. definitely flying commercial why can't. she be on a private plane that's rude no.

I just think they don't she doesn't is. that rude no no because somebody good. songs I'm just saying Sarah Mclaughlin. she's definitely not on a private job. all right so it's Sarah McLaughlin Sarah. Mclaughlin right by the way all these. people could be on private but they. wouldn't it's a waste of money all right. but if you're Rihanna you're not going. to [ __ ] lax. go ahead anyway Sarah Mclaughlin. love it angels.

all right let me down let me down is. that the next words let me down I don't. know we stopped at the time that I. didn't know anyone more words I ran out. yeah yeah anyway so she's sitting behind. me right and she looks at your wife and. goes hey I'm doing a show. all right it's your birthday my birthday. it's your birthday yeah but she says to. your wife I'm doing a show tomorrow. night get you backstage great seats come. and your wife said to you she goes who. the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] right she doesn't.

like her I don't know if she likes her. okay no no I'm kidding what does your. wife like cheese okay so cheese cheese. a big block of cheddar all right a big. block no I don't know Gorgonzola she. likes Brie she likes Breeze there's a. melting breed yeah jeez look at ombre. yeah all right I'm playing I'm doing a. tree show tomorrow night yeah and guess. who's next to Bree cracker me yeah. there's a cracker next debris we're.

doing a show tomorrow night at Navy Pier. Downtown Chicago uh you should go yeah I. don't know anything I'm free I'm a. cracker yeah anyway right so then yeah. and then like there's an assistant who's. fruit yeah right so we can get you guys. backstage. right so fruit's there right. and whatever you guys want all access. passes right and it's like salami yeah. yeah security guards yeah security. that's allow me yeah we're good don't.

worry about it whatever you guys need. it's a whole security place it's a. charcuterie play yeah so anyway and they. and they're throwing a bash right on my. birthday. right you and your wife goes can we go. would you go absolutely we're going see. then that's what she didn't do that I. know that you need to call her and tell. her this kind of [ __ ] stuff can I. call her no call her right now and tell. her she'll be so [ __ ] mad you'll be. mad yeah yeah I'm blow it up for [ __ ]. you're one year older yeah. and I appreciate you being here and I'm.

happy that you're alive happy to be here. and I want to say. thank you for being a bad friend. oh that's good. [Music]. foreign. [Music].