Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends

jingle bells jingle bells well let's. let's do you say jingle I say Bells well. it's harmonize ready one two wait Jingle. Bells yeah one two three Jingle Bells no. I'm trying to go as high as you no we're. harmonizing so you have to go to sleep. first of all to harmonize I need to. match you where you are so you were. going jingle bells jingle bells no you. go down Jingle Bells no the way we. originally fine do it if you wanted to. go if you want to go deep what are you a. voice coach. I didn't know you're gonna bury him.

already one two three. jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the. way. oh what fun it is. you're improvising I don't like it you. don't want the improvisation. no merry Christmas happy Hanukkah happy. Kwanzaa happy Festivus happy happy happy.

the Satan worshipers have a thing or no. better believe it happy Satan day is. that what it is yeah because they think. Satan was the one that um killed Jesus. but if Jesus was born on the 25th if if. oh whoa whoa whoa oh my bad yeah yeah. presumably he was he was maybe yeah I. wasn't there how would I know I wasn't. at the manger in a way we were all there. whoa let's see the birth certificate.

let's shop right just like Obama let's. see the birth certificate yeah prove. you're an American citizen I saw the. slab when I was in Jerusalem you did the. slab well the there was what I don't. know what what he laid his body down. he's a slab I guess. that's I don't know what they call it's. a Concrete. thing slab oh it's slab yeah a concrete. slab is a slab yeah it's like a. steakhouse but did I tell you what. happened I was Jesus was medium rare I. was there with Steve. oh yeah no you did tell me this I tell.

you the story yeah he cried it was the. funniest day of my life well let's tell. the audience merry Christmas happy happy. holidays uh I stopped Jesus slab we. don't have an episode this week we don't. because we're taking the week off for. you to enjoy yourself but what we want. you to do is go get tickets to see us. all right we're starting the bad Friends. tour the dates are coming very soon but. to start the bad Friends tour a little. mini kickoff uh in February we're doing. just for laughs Vancouver we will be.

there the 16th okay February 16th the. 17th will be in Spokane Washington the. 18th will be in Seattle you can get. tickets in the description below. or at badfriendspod.com. uh and also New Year's Eve and New. Year's Eve Eve come see me. andrewsantino.com at the Wilbur Theater. in Boston Boston Massachusetts did you. just play that last year. I played every year I'm playing I'm. playing I play cities every year I'm. going congratulations so you say say go.

see him go see him at the Wilbur Theater. again the 30th and the 30th the yearly. thing that he does most people play it. every year or so okay I play it one time. andrewsantino.com I play things one time. andrewsantino.com go go. [Music]. laughs. [Music].