Good Times Energy w/ Jack Black | Ep 230 | Bad Friends
you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends is it uncomfortable it's not. uncomfortable you know what we should do. we should get the nicest chairs we can. we can find like really highend but only. one of them so then if we have two. guests one of the the best guest gets it. you I don't even know why where you buy.
chairs where do you buy chairs where. would you buy chairs uh I do some Amazon. uh purchasing of now I haven't bought. any chairs on yeah yeah no but I have. bought like camping chairs on Amazon. yeah and if you go high-end camping. chair you can go like zero grav I've. gotten a zero grab chair on Amazon. what's a zero grav it makes you feel. like it's zero gravity where you feel. like you're floating but reallya dud. it's just the angle of that Barka Lounge. W I think I need one cuz I play stardo. Valley so much uh-huh that like my back.
is beginning to hurt you it's probably a. symptom of playing too much video games. yeah I think I like hunch over like this. and I also kind of dip whoa look at that. zero gravity gaming chair whoa that's. what I want scorpion yeah does it come. with a girl or no yeah not that I would. she would like clean stuff you know. let's that's how you game in zero graph. that's great I just bought off off the. internet I bought those little like. really low to the ground chair so when. we go to cuz it's summertime dude and. it's going to be movies in the cemetery. have you been.
uh I have been to that place the is that. Hollywood is forever yeah the Forever. Cemetery great spot we love going every. year we go watch a cool movie we've done. like they did Kill Bill one and two we'. done Beetlejuice yeah it's a have you. ever done the movie theater in the. cemeter. sinpia all right man welcome our. guest you're going to be rude in front. of Jack you're trying to be a hot shot. guy sorry Jack no I want let me answer. you're trying to be a hot shot cool guy. in front of Jack I get it.
I get it assert dominance I get it dude. yes I've been oh thanks for adding to. the conversation I mean it's just crazy. right now dude it's too early for. everybody Welcome Jack Black to the show. everybody I want to say this about you. Jack Black oh have have so many things. to say maybe maybe one of the most Bingo. lovable funny beautiful people we have. on Earth right now who me Bobby Bobby. yeah I just wanted to say I wanted you.
to recognize what I was. saying yeah I you know may I say stuff. yeah please I think you're one of the. most beautiful funny f l can't do the. same thing you have to mix it my own. thing yeah Do Your Own Thing uh Dynamic. yeah versatile oh yeah yeah creative did. you say that already no but it's all. kind of wrapped in oddly Nimble you are. you are you're oddly Nimble you're. talking about me yeah you're dancing I. remember you you do dancings I do move. around yeah I get yeah I I am oddly. Nimble that's a a good that's a good.
description I think of my. nimbleness it's odd um you you built a. mini you built a mini ramp in your. backyard right don't you have a mini I. did that's so cool have you ever seen. that he I've seen mini raps cuz I watch. x X Games and Stuff him skating oh no no. no no you you skate I do I didn't I I'm. not a real ramp skater I use it more of. a mode of. transportation I all through my teen. years I was skating all over Oh you mean. for real yeah uh that is no longer there. we took it down cuz uh there were too.
many we got there's a lot of beefing and. uh wait what's going on well there was. just a couple injuries and I was like. enough of this crazy wacky thing it's. not right um I I do enjoy it but I also. am not good at it let's be honest well. you can drop down I I think that's the. hardest thing dropping down I Cannot. drop. down what can you drop up here's what I. do I start in the middle and I go back. and forth yeah uh until I fall down can.
we just say it's dropping in you know. this right drop drop in correct yeah. it's not dropped out excuse me niga. Houston well here well here's what's. funny about you we got you hor here. [ __ ] this guy used to claim that he. skated remember that remember that whole. [ __ ] lie that heet Tony Hawk caught. me on Ali it's online yeah wait a second. can you Ary I can now because Tony. taught me it's online and ALS yeah yes I. can you it's online that's one step. before and I get an intro look at look. at me look at my. ponytail want don't watch this right now. yeah please yeah yeah let's not watch.
that right now okay so um anyway um but. you but you know how to go back and. forth like the thing I can go back and. forth and I can do a couple kind of spin. aoos but I cannot even Oli dude we'll. get you there I can't kickflip I did a. whole video of me yelling at people to. do a kickflip and it was a lot of fun to. yell at people and watch them do kick. flips but I it I felt like a hypocrite. cuz I cannot kickflip I can't even olly. I know you can't kickflip without kn how. to [ __ ] all ja walk before you can.
run exactly dude uh so yeah if. afterwards if you do you have a couple. decks here you didn't bring your board. did you no I don't I don't really have I. see a board but it doesn't have any. wheels on it yeah yeah I I I got rid of. all my boards yeah I used to use them. for art but no longer yeah that. skateboard that was given us uh what a. fan did that as a gift we've got some. every if you look around the room. actually all this is Fan Art everything. has been given to us from oh nice it. looks like there's some AI art back. there that one that's that's a real oh.
that one yeah the one that's no that's. my brother who lives in India. no okay let me just say something I am. very gullible I believe everything that. is told to me I never go [ __ ] you but. yeah that you know you're right AI you. you you got it I did that was AI yeah. you got it man I I want I don't want to. it's a Andrew space Prince from India is. that yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't be. offended Jack but may I say something. that might be you I mean I mean I don't.
want I want to be myself yeah yeah yeah. and I I want to be real with you do you. mind if Bobby's real with you go. straight at me I'm going to go straight. at you um I appreciate you uh-huh here. it comes no there's no coming man right. yeah you said I appreciate I appreciate. you I mean and I I don't want you feel. weird a fan big fan throw that out there. um but I think you've helped me sexually. I'll tell you why oh all right.
this is all good so far it's great I was. ready for the butt no no no I'm grateful. for it dude and I get real yeah I get. really emotional about it but I think. that like you cuz you know we're I mean. I know I'm little than you smaller right. but I feel like we're in the same you. know what I mean range of like body. types almost yes yeah yeah let me finish. on a spectrum on a spectrum yeah yeah. yeah his is more evolved I say I'm. rocking about 250 right now I've been. stuck here for for years where are you.
at where you at I'm at 180 one you're in. the one yeah you're not even in the same. universe as me bro yeah yeah but women. have got like I've hooked up with girls. and they go I like that Jack Black look. oh man you know what I mean and I in my. mind I'm like I always get on my hands. and knees and I go thank you so much. Jack Black thank you I mean I'm not. praying to you you are though yeah I am. and I go thank you for like he's Paving. the world road so I can get some nookie. Nook you know what I mean so I.
appreciate it that's all I'm saying you. paved the road to [ __ ] Town that's. basically what you done yeah yeah so. thank you so much for that you knew that. might be the highest compliment I've. ever received I don't know if you know. this but Jack Black is a subcategory on. PornHub is if you search Jack Black oh. yeah there's not really a crew of guys. that look like Jack Black on there I am. not GNA immediately s that soon this. interview is. over yeah I might Google I might do that. at pornhob if somebody Compares your. body to Jack Black what would mine be. compared what would they what it's mine. oh [ __ ] you I know what you're doing.
it's gross what is it oh you want to say. Tom Hardy is is it I guess yeah yeah. yeah yeah Tom Hardy yeah Tom Hardy I. guess it is yeah yeah I mean you you you. are I mean as a com for a comic I think. you are you're not Matt r no no you're. not mat r or Jeff D no that's true but. you're like two below that maybe three. yeah but still 15 above me you I mean so. that's pretty good yeah yeah but um yeah. you're pretty hot people women have said. that no hot you're well coost is hot.
yeah hot hot tempered is really what it. is yeah yeah up and hot tempered but but. I will say Jack getting back to reality. thank you for everything that you've. done in the world of comedy and you're. you're you're you bring joy in a level. that I think I've never once seen. you and. gone me no I see you and I go oh yeah is. [ __ ] great bro I I'll tell you the. first time I saw you d yeah and it.
wasn't a huge part all right but I. remember going oh that guy's good right. a movie called School of Rock no. DMW I don't think I'm in that yeah. you're in that mood called Dead Man. Walking he hates acronyms we learn I. love acronyms dude you got to say them. all out dead man walk dude you play his. brother remember he's about to get MGK. that's what happened earlier like yeah. we had MGK in here a couple days ago and.
it was a funny story and I was like MGK. machine he's like Machine Gun Kelly oh. if you would have said that I would have. it but it was a serious scene in the. movie right where like your brother's. dying right he's on death row yeah Jack. right yeah sea pen Sean Penn's your. brother right yeah he the dead man. walking and then he you guys are in like. I remember distinctly you guys are in. sort of waiting room I think you're. wearing a suit I don't know were you. ever wearing a suit yeah it was like a. Sears uh it was a cheap suit yeah yeah. we we uh yeah uh a a lowincome family.
yeah and uh I was one of his little. brothers we were three of us and. um I was so uh uh freaked out because I. Love Shawn pen ever since uh I saw Fast. Times at Ridgemont High my favorite. actor so good and uh weirdly that was. kind of the only comedy thing he did the. very first movie and then he went hard. into like a drama yeah but but that fast. times no one I mean I know it's a. specific character you know mean it.
seems more sketchy like a sketch like a. sketch character almost but dude he. because he's such a good actor it it. just makes it so much better because. it's so believable like he he never. looked like that again which I thought. was really wild like he transformed that. Stoner Surfer thing never you know was. reimagined by him which I thought was. kind of wild after that you never saw. him look like that watch the the dut in. his around his belly button when he. walks in remember that. times I don't remember a donut in his.
belly I think he W I think he walked. into the room with a donut in hisy ESP. picoli am I not right or no I don't. think think so right there or bagel. bagel. yeah that's tucked into his but I'm sure. that's a choice Mr Hand yeah yeah yeah. well no one had captured that kind of. Stoner before him on film that I'm aware. of and it was uh just such a brilliant. hilarious performance but anyway so I. had this little part as his little. brother and it was just uh a a a surreal.
experience and I and I got to watch him. do his thing uh uh up close and personal. and I was there on the day that he shot. the scene uh with Susan surandon in the. jail in the jail oh my God it's the. night before he's going to get executed. and he's just having this cathartic like. uh just explosive tears and um it's a. confession he confessed Mage to her it's. the Redemption part of it yeah and then.
we obviously you weren't shooting that. day no you knew he he was shoo he was. shooting that scene that day so were. they weird that you were coming or no um. no I knew the director the director who. who uh also gave me my first part in. Showbiz Tim Robbins was uh the D also. the director of a theater company called. the actors gang and so I was tight with. him so he let me kind of you know scenes. wow I wanted to watch stuff was he now. let me was he approach Shan pen back.
then or no he was approachable but he. was super method so he was kind of in. character as this kind of gnarly dude. drug drug doing uh madman who uh partied. hard and um and I did hang with him but. I I have to admit I was I was a little. scared of him uh in the way that you. might be scared of wild animal where. it's a little little unpredictable yeah. one time you're you're talking and. there's a funny story about John. malovich or something and then the next.
minute there's some kind of crazy free. form poetry coming out of him and then. it's like wait are you gonna punch me in. the face wait what's happening over. there is there wow wow is there a. [ __ ] happening up hey where am I uh. do you still do you get intimidated. still or no like sometimes I'm like I. get a little nervous yeah I get anxious. you get anxious I get anxious and you. know when they say never meet your. Heroes I think never meet your hero. Heroes not because they're going to do.
something weird but I act weird around. them I don't do well if I have an option. to meet them I usually will say pass I'd. rather just enjoy their work from afar. yeah yeah yeah also you don't want them. to be a dick then you it'll forever. change how you feel about. them no I don't know I mean I tell you. my ti enri story right no you knew TI. hre is soccer player yeah it's my. favorite soccer player Jack oh really. even better than p.
the way you say p maybe not dude but. it's like TI HRI is a French soccer. player for my favorite team what's my. favorite team everybody Arsenal Arsenal. FC okay Legend I was shooting the. dictator it's Sasha's movie I had two. lines have two. lines but anyway uh there are no small. parts thank you Jack I mean no he does a. lot of small parts. yeah two line.
I know honestly yeah the business he's. called what he does with him though. everybody loves I don't know he makes a. meal I make a meal so anyway I'm in the. elevator I can't believe I've never told. the story no oh my God all right so I'm. at um the Trump um Soho Hotel back you. have a residency there right I'm yeah. anyway but that's what it's called it's. called the Trump they've got a Lea floor. yeah yeah we've got a Lea floor yeah. there's a library 33 for Lee okay so. it's not oh so okay so first of all. there's definitely not a library there. go on no there was okay anyway um I go.
in the elevator the doors open yeah and. you go so can I just say because he he's. French and he played for Arsenal it's. England it's like kind of running into. Gandalf or Voldemort you know what I. mean you never think you're going to. [ __ ] run into them yeah right it's. not like La where like oh there's Tom. Cruz I mean I mean he you know or. whatever you know what I mean you never. think so when he walked in it in my mind. I'm like Gandalf just W you know what I. mean and then like also I'm like his. biggest fan and I [ __ ] went I I shut.
down I. I like like I was like right I didn't. know what to say and then then he got. off on on his floor and I wanted to say. things and I couldn't it was the first. time where I was [ __ ] Star Struck so. you never got to say hello I never said. anything to gu and also it's like but I. was you know what I mean but it was. better that way because if I [ __ ].
said something and he was a dick yeah oh. my God it would I it would have ruined. it what would you have said what would. you have said anyway let me be that guy. what's his name Tar Andre T Andre T I am. T Andre yeah yeah yeah pardon me I'm. going to the elevator yeah yeah yeah. okay so let the music play in the. elevator I'm not going to go right. away cheer. hello are you talking to. the volume down I the.
volume I'm trying to turn sorry to I'm. trying to turn down. the [ __ ] shot anyway the volume on. the elev music this elevator has a. volume. no this is. crazy yeah dude I'm a huge Arsenal fan. and I'm a huge Arsenal fan and I'm dude. I can't believe than can I take a photo. with.
you I'm sorry there is no time and is. weird to talk to people in the Vader so. goodbye I [ __ ] it up it doesn't matter. dude no matter what you do in an. elevator as soon as you start talking to. a stranger in an elevator you're off on. the wrong foot cuz they feel trapped. they're stuck with a they don't know who. you are you could be a a dangerous. person right right right right elevator. conversations are so so that's why maybe. I didn't say here's the best thing to. say I don't want to be that guy.
but I let me be that guy for a minute. every time they say that every time the. guy walked up to me on the phone in. Scotland on FaceTime I was at a hotel on. the phone with my wife a guy's on. FaceTime and he just jams his phone in. front of my face because he's on with a. friend of his and I and I I took. everything inside of me not to just take. his phone and throw it as far as I could. cuz it was crazy rude he was just like. shoved it in my face yeah now I think.
our my generation of like don't say. anything I'm just going to leave him. alone now people don't give a [ __ ] at. all they'll shove a phone right in your. fa they'll record you it's gotten it's. crazy now no there's no rules yeah no. rules there's no rules but there's also. no way to win cuz if you throw the phone. you're an [ __ ] if you if you uh take. the phone and play along and talk to the. stranger on the thing for the stranger. then you're you're being a foolish. person cuz now you're getting stuck in a. weird situation I always end up doing it.
I was like okay yeah I'll talk to the. person but if I'm like late for a thing. or I'm with someone that that's a friend. or a family I will kind of keep it short. and uh just go hey man it just was weird. it was the weirdest he like put it on my. face I can't imagine you I I mean I your. face must change colors yeah I don't. like that he is the pivot how do you. stick and move so that it takes the. least amount of time and that way I. think it's best to go hi impact give me.
that [ __ ] phone what up you [ __ ]. [ __ ] love you bye give them the. experience and then move write that down. high impact I'm that's what I'm going to. try that style look can I try high. impact I was the opposite he put it in. my face I go come on man and I walked. away can I try can iy what are you doing. can I try high impact yeah I want to. practice I think you're a little high. impact anyway right now yeah no always. okay do it go for it well give me the. put the phone on my face hey man we talk. to my buddy I got. that's see told you he was.
Asian here's the problem with what you. did Andrew it's for me if I do what you. did you're like no pass thank you but no. thank you and I walk away it stays with. me oh yeah no I disappointed that person. it'll [ __ ] stick with me for days. sometimes weeks I'll think why was I. such an [ __ ] to that one all I had to. do was [ __ ] yeah so I I will usually. air on the side of give him something. give a little something appropriate I. always do but this was like drunk rude.
shove a phone in my face I was like come. on but see you guys don't know what it's. like being little though cuz then they. could take more Advantage no what they. do is last night I was with a young. lady in her 30 she's 30 years old and. why are we shooting guns just then she's. becoming more. American you know um I love Deadwood and. that's why I was doing that is that what. she calls your penis go ahead.
no but we have uh bluechew yeah. so throw in there so anyway last night. eating dinner with at Melrose Ramen. every it's great Ramen play they close. at 3 in the morning whoa wow really it's. great it's on Melrose yeah Party Zone. yeah so it's a good place you know after. stand up you know if you're hungry go. with the anyway after last call they. know what they're doing they know. exactly what they're doing thank you. Jack so I'm sitting there and they a guy. comes up from behind me and puts me in. like a headlock. he go I know this guy the internet or.
whatever I'm like yeah yeah and and he. you know kind of does like a noogie. noogie thing right [ __ ] and because. I'm little they they think that they can. do it which they can no they can't and I. don't want anybody nobody ever touched. my best friend ever again that's enough. no more head loocking it's not nice or. after a show if I'm in the South people. will pick me up I know I've seen it hey. my little [ __ ] guy right here man. Hello Kitty man come here right hey you. know and they'll pick me up like a like. a a little [ __ ] statue or whatever.
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of our success is because that comes. through in what we do and that's uh it's. a blessing and a curse Good Times energy. yeah you don't have good times energy no. you have bad times energy sometimes bad. times yeah yeah yeah for sure very bad. yeah Grim almost dark yeah yeah yeah but. why can't you be more silly like Jack. and I because we're good times people. it's not in my nature it's not there's. Yin and Yang in the universe ah you're. Yang I'm Yin no wor more Yin you're yang. no I'm Yin you're Yang what what is Yang.
white or black I don't know look it up. which one's Y which one's Yang I want to. know what the color is we're. overpowering the dark side here I'm. messing with the balance of power of. your yin and yang right now oh yeah you. are Yang is Yang is white yeah so I'm. I'm Yang yeah we're we're more Yang. we're Yang oh yeah no you guys are you. guys are more uh full moon okay full. moon when Yin when Yin is the strongest. okay you ever been in Yang. Chow is that on is that Chinese.
restaurant yeah in Chinatown it's so. good here in La slippery shrimp yeah get. the slippy shrimp slippery shrimp yeah. it's not a good name cuz it's not. slippery it's kind of crunchy and sweet. is this is it spicy uh a little bit. little there it is slippery shrimp I. love slippery so yummy I love myself. what's your bad boy meal what's your. like I can't wait to go get naughty and. overeat this I mean look cheeseburger is. the best sandwich in the world and that. is my best boy meal with some fries um.
you got a spot yeah what's your favorite. Smash Burger right now you know what I'm. going to come out and say I'm not into. Smash Burgers they're smashed so the. question this is the Eternal question I. can't believe we still have to ask this. question where's the beef it's been. smashed out of it it's mostly Char it's. mostly fried Char and the beef is in. there but it's smashed I like a big fat. juicy burger yes well you're a fud. Ruckers guy it Clos hey hey he it it. closed Jeff back or actually this is not.
the fattest Burger there is but my. favorite burger it's a it's obviously. the Apple Pan my favorite oh I've been. to Apple Pan Apple Pan's great I used to. live next door to there it's on Pico. right is it Pico West wooden P yeah yeah. yeah been there done that I agree but. may I have argument please you got to. rebuttal I got to do the rebuttal okay. talking we talking fries well done Jack. of course and you get a slice of pie. alamode. afterwards I do I'm feeling nasty I do. every time dude you know what the real.
weird thing is if you go uh Hickory. cheeseburger and the tuna sandwich but. you split that in half with a friend oh. my God sensible this is know and then I. like to take them extra well done fries. and get a little bit of scoop of tuna. and. ketchup oh I didn't even know that they. had that have you ever thought about. doing a jack blacks restaurant I should. do a restaurant I did think about it for. minute um at the peak of like Kung Fu.
Panda and Nacho Libre I was like I could. do a Fusion Restaurant Kung Fu nachos. nacho. Panda then I thought about it I was like. wait do I really want those flavors. together the sweet and sour Taco I yeah. dude maybe nacho Panda I mean [ __ ] uh. Danny tro does it okay what is that is. that Danny TR it's my Danny TR. impression e fool you know but it's on. brand for Danny. he Mexican so he can pull off a Mexican.
restaurant and do it well but he also. has a Chinese restaurant though too to. be fair no he does not I'm very gullible. does no he doesn't can I do my [ __ ]. counterargument god n we're over it no. no no do it yeah thank you so much Jack. all right so I'll tell you why Smash. Burgers number one okay yeah you want a. thick [ __ ] piece of meat in there. right what happens it bleeds into the. [ __ ] bun and now you got this bloody. bun right that you have to [ __ ] chew. it's like it's soak it's soaky it's. muddy interesting all right but a. Smashburger doesn't have a lot of juices.
that come out right right it's also more. compact it's better to hold it's like. you yeah yeah where's your favorite. where's your favorite well let me tell. you something right now Jack I'm glad. you asked okay right now I go to hio. HiHo have you heard of it it sounds like. maybe there's some fusion in there is. there some Korean uh flavors on there no. no no okay no yeah yeah yeah why did. they call High how that was that was the. guy's name oh okay oh no it is because. I'll tell you why cuz it's the owner of. Sugarfish yeah maybe his name's just hoe.
and you say hi ho hi ho oh maybe maybe. so that so I go there and then he's the. owner of sugar fish yeah yeah samey. there's got to be some fusion in their. Japanese Burger yeah yeah maybe those. are fish fries yeah the mom's definitely. in it and let me say something else okay. then I also go to heavy heavy-handed now. you go to heavy-handed dude I'm going. straight to High ho you got to go there. dude it's pretty. good I like all that lettuce and stuff. in there yeah ooh it's so good dude and. so you know next time when you eat this.
then we'll have the discussion you know. what I mean but I think that without you. eating this Jack you don't even know. you're yes please he knows what he's. talking about and also Andrew can I say. this last thing about High ho I want to. I'm not there I don't I have nothing to. do with the [ __ ] compan maybe it's a. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. reference though hi ho hi ho it's go. yeah yeah yeah so anyway go there and. also can I say something this is the. first. yeah where the photo looks like the.
thing ah yeah can I say another thing. though when I do go I'll probably walk. there and back to walk off all the extra. calories how many steps to walk off a. high ho a lot a lot a lot how many. calories in a higho burger I actually. want to least 12,000 steps really I. never look at calories it's you know I. know we know you don't that's it's a big. issue yeah yeah I will say this though. yeah oh that's only some of the best. burgers I've ever had at me Mexican.
restaurants amborgesa amborgesa they got. the flavor the a lot of lot of Mexican. Cooks yeah they they put the seasonings. in there that taste extra. good there's a place called yucka little. taco stand but guess what got a great. cheeseburger in there no at yucka yeah. my favorite burger in La is is only. because it's uh uh nostalgic for me but. there's a place on the west side where.
um uh Venice meets the water called um. hanano do you know about hanano you uh. oh I didn't know if you said that. earlier or if he said that but. hanano um is uh an old Cafe right on the. water almost and Jim Morrison used to. play there used to live around the. corner it's got wood chips all over the. floor still one of those old school bars. oh my God you don't like the doors big. deal. what Jim Morrison used to play there.
yeah so Morrison used to live around the. corner from there in Venice and I guess. he would walk there I look to see if you. get the inside of that place it's. awesome it's still got wood chips on the. ground like the old bars used to yeah. but when you go to a hot dog C you see a. photo of Barack Obama eating the hot dog. it doesn't do anything for me that's all. let's just move on that's not I would. think it's probably a good hot dog. probably probably probably he's not. going to mess around with a substandard. hot dog and then go to if wait wait stay. on that photo stay on that photo real. quick all right diversity already I like. the the Hamburger because look at that. guy look at that guy he loves it he. loves it yeah yeah so on the other side.
of the bar is where the bands still play. they still have music there at night see. there where the pool table is go to that. fourth fifth picture down or whatever. you can see there's a pool table so. bands play in that corner there and uh. it's like an old surf uh but the best. part is the reason I like this is it's. always been a cheap affordable Burger we. used to live on the west side and there. is no kitchen they cook the burger right. next to the Taps so there's a flat top. grill next to the Taps so that's where. you get your burger from right there. there it is right when you walk inow. he's slinging him right out front it's.
the best and this is back when it was. before Jim Morrison was in the doors he. would go in there and just like do open. mic night he no no he would no no there. was nights when he was with the doors he. would go play The Doors played that. hamburger no Jim would play by himself. there would go play you can go ask him. too they'll talk about it look there's. an there's an original picture of hanano. from back how does he play by himself he. just sings he would just sing and play. guitar yeah oh that's what they said he. would he would shot he would show up. there and just sing now whether that's. local l i don't local they don't have. any evidence they don't have.
photographic evidence no there's. pictures of Jim at the bar but I mean I. don't know if that's true but I like it. yeah even if it's not I don't give a. [ __ ] I like if he hung out there even I. was like that's kind of [ __ ] rad and. he was already a rock star you're saying. he would also do that famous yeah he. didn't need to perform for free. cheeseburgers I'm sure he was to we're. being honest I'm sure he was probably. [ __ ] up out of his mind yeah was going. there just to like rail one out and play. and then ironically enough or. coincidentally when I moov from the West. Side to West Hollywood I lived next door.
to Jim Morrison's last known residence. on Norton Norton Avenue in West. Hollywood I I like the. doors that's I did this just I really. find out if you like the doors there's. lots of people that don't like the. doors I don't know what it is but they. do rub people the wrong way I'm on the. camp that the doors. rule love the doors F also Phil manazer. is that the the piano the yep close. enough close a manzer yeah Phil manzer.
okay yeah yeah yeah yeah I Ray manzer. Ray it was the Phil that was Rayman. zerak right CU he did the baselines as. well on the keyboards right yeah you. were thinking of like Phil Collins combo. who are you thinking of I don't know I. got nervous bill manzer yeah yeah yeah. he does there's no bass player he's he. gets the bass on his keyboards amazing. so cool so [ __ ] cool and the thing. about the doors too uh Jim Morrison had. the best voice best screaming like he. could sing uh uh better than anyone of.
his generation I would say you Pro you. probably are one of the best scream. singers too you're very good thank you. know that know Jim Morrison but I I can. get up there when did you when did you. when did you kind of discover this love. of music and Performing that you had. like beyond the acting stuff the music. thing was that your first. love uh I loved uh getting up on a stage. and and uh getting attention and ham. haming cheese and doing theatrics when I. was a little kid loved putting on a show. uh from as far back as I can remember um.
it music I liked it like listening to it. but I didn't really get into singing. until later till like high school when I. when I got into the the musical theater. cuz those were the the the good. opportunities to get up on stage and I. was singing uh uh in a a little show. called Pippen I hear about pipp 1970s. Musical and uh I remember auditioning to. get into Pippen and singing and I had to. really like scrape the pan is what they.
call it when you get up to the top of. your voice and you kind of gota yeah get. get up there and like there's a little. bit of distortion in your vocal pipes MH. and I remember there was a girl who was. auditioning uh right after me and she. the way she looked at me when I scraped. the pan no one had ever looked at me. like that before and I was like I think. I like this music oh she looked at you. in a ooaa it was a different yes there. was a I love. OAA don't you love a laa everybody likes. a laa dude that's my one of my favorite.
Vibes dude you you're Mr AAA yeah yeah I. mean that wasn't the only reason I do. love music and I love doing it but there. was something about that realiz Chang. things you had the thing that I had. maybe I had a little something maybe I. had something I could work with it's. surprising you never did standup yeah no. standup for me probably better than it. what he's better than it I know he's. better than it but I'm just saying it's. a low it's a low R it's a low bar it's a. low it's a low it's hanging fruit it's. low rent art you know what it is it's. writing and I do like to improvise I've.
I've done a lot of improv classes and. and and some improv in some of the the. uh sketches I've done. but the best improvisers are like really. good writers and those standup comedians. you got to be a real writer and I don't. really think of myself that. way I I do I do too I think you I mean I. mean you never thought about trying it I. have thought about it cuz I've been. around it a lot when me and Kyle were. doing Tenacious D we would go play these. clubs and all these brilliant stand-ups. would go up there but it takes a kind of.
courage and I always liked having that. security blanket of being a part of a. team and if it went sideways I could. always say it was his fault and having. the guitars and the music was also uh uh. it was a it was. our thing that set us apart from the. other comedy acts but Al also maybe. secretly a little bit of a crutch it's. like we got the music here it I don't. know we all have a crutch though we all. have our crutches I do the same things. over like sometimes you're the things.
that you think these are like little. devices that I've created to save a set. when I was I was I just did a show with. bird at um not Savannah Georgia I forgot. where we were I don't remember I know. cuz you weren't there you were in the. South well we called in the South you. called me right and so J big big J yeah. I told you I bombed right yeah so big J. oakerson and it's about 10,000 people in. the audience yeah big J orgon has the. set of the night. destruction and also in the South and.
that's his people what does that even. mean he's from Baltimore or something he. speaks their language yeah yeah yeah. yeah he's like a kind of like a filthy. white can I say filthy white you know. what I mean he's not clean white he's. not D alany yeah he's a filthy white. he's a filthy white right and I don't. think he'd be offended if I said that. right I'm a filthy yellow he's a great. white yeah yeah yeah he's a great white. killing it and I I'm literally I turn to. Leanne Bert's wife yeah and I go I'm. going I'm going to. struggle and she goes no you're fine.
sweet they love you it's all about love. these audiences I go I'm going I'm going. to struggle and I hear my name. come and I go up there and dude I. struggle oh [ __ ] and then I started. doing I go you know I go you know I have. a bag of tricks bag of tricks right so. this this is one of my I don't want to. reveal it but I'm going to do it do it. one of my bag of tricks is I'll do three. minutes and then if somebody sit down. like when they went to the bathroom I'll. go [ __ ] where were you and they're like.
I went to the bathroom I go I got to. start over so I'll leave the stage I'll. run out and then restart my set doing. the same jokes and that usually kills it. did worse than the original true joke. they were like we see through it that's. almost if they said that we see through. your little Antics your little tricks. right I did it all what could you have. done nothing. yeah I bombed what do you do when you're.
in a situation when you guys aren't. being well received ah no they're always. well received no there have been a. couple times but uh especially if you're. going and playing festivals where. there's a 100,000 people there that. really came to see you know Metallica or. whoever you got to win some people over. and uh what I do is I the Mantra is. don't forget to pretend to have a good. time because if you just stay in that. just keep on like pretending like you're. loving it and enjoying it eventually you.
will start to and then then they they'll. uh that's the hope and the dream and. then they they'll pick up on that energy. and they'll start to enjoy it too. because if you're suffering and and. you're what did you say struggling. struggling yeah uh it's like yeah. there's blood in the water there's blood. in the water they can sense it they're. like an animal they can see your fear. yeah I tell people when they're doing. The Tonight Show I go some cuz I saw I'm. not going to name the name. can I just whisper it yeah do that back. in the day I think before I did stand.
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they can sweeten it you know what I mean. just pretend you're killing smile you I. mean if you're eating and you know we. know that at clubs if you're bombing you. know what I mean just kind of it's the. same thing watch yeah I I shouldn't even. said any of that right because it's just. you already said it and I now I feel. like a fo now I look like a fool you do. not I was just I wasn't listening at all. cuz I was thinking the next thing I was. going to see see it because the truth is. no matter what like your your approach. is if you have aex technique of what to. do uh mantras don't really work because.
you go okay don't forget the thing to. always do the thing the thing is always. going to be different every show it's. not the same but what I've noticed is. like we'll have a great show and then. we'll have a bad show and after the bad. show I usually have a good one the next. one because I'll usually be like you. know what I was trying too hard always. it's my number one problem is trying too. hard and I go this next time I'm not. going to try too hard I'm going to kind. of act this sounds horrible I'm kind of. phone it in a little bit Yeah if you.
phone it you throw it away you don't. care as much that's when the Magic The. Magic. happens let me I have another couple of. questions for you yeah all right it's. about acting yeah real quick real quick. okay um when how do you do it no no no. when you're in a scene and you're in the. background not that like you're not in. the background but there's a wide shot. right and you're supposed to have a. conversation with somebody do you do. what I do I I'm sure there's a technique. but you say watermelon a thousand times. is that something that you do or do you.
just kind of impr I always go water. water what do you say cheese and. potatoes that's the cheese po cheese and. potatoes I mean it is it is some of the. hardest [ __ ] when you're not supposed to. be uh pulling Focus but you don't want. to be a a a strange creature that's not. human back there so yeah how do you how. do you act in the background yeah yeah. there should be a class on it right what. do I do with my hand and then let me ask. you another question when you're Tongue. Tied you know what I mean you have a big.
thing chunky thing you have to say yeah. and you're Tongue Tied does this work. cuz this works for me yeah red leather. yellow leather yeaha red leather yellow. well that's one of the many things you. can there I have a bunch of them I know. how to do it a big black bug bit a big. brown bear geese cackle cattle low crows. [ __ ] cock's Crow eight great geese in a. green field grazing I I can go on for. hours keep doing it I want. six thick thistle sticks Lucy likes.
light. literature Amos Ames the amiable. aeronaut aided in an aerial Enterprise. at the age of 88 some shun sunshine do. you shun Sunshine fine white wine. vinegar with ve did you memorize that or. are you just improvising that I. memorized it way back in my 20s theater. student whoa do you know how to do any. of those no I'm not a good actor yeah. yeah let me try let me to improvise some. maybe can I challenge myself some shun.
sunshine do you shun Sunshine that's. good Ricardo Valenzuela is off the. hockey stick no no that's not Ricardo. valel yeah yeah la wait La Valencia. Hotel is Incognito with John. Smith this is coming through you yeah. it's coming through like like channeling. it right yeah Montgomery wers within. each other's hemisphere creating Lots of. dozens of laughs oh man yeah what do you.
think you're just letting it spill now I. can tell that's just coming off the top. of your Des dude I'm like channeling it. dude I don't need to memorize because. mtom reward hasn't been around in like. 30 years department stores that are out. of commission that's amazing is that. what it is Montgomery W I never even. heard of it before I just Chanel it used. to be a department store I Chanel it. dude that's amazing never that's. something from San Diego Youth there. popping up what do you mean Bud that was. the mall at the. mall monom War yeah yeah that was an. actual place huh mm pretty Co dude the. channeling was incredible thank you so. much Chanel Channel baby channel baby.
let it rip let it rip all Channel bugle. beat Beach wear doesn't create nothing. but eye Source. whoa what do you think Chanel again Chan. more Chanel Al Montgomery and the. skyline creating algorithms within each. other's foot montgomry came out again. though as soon as there's a repeater I. think it kills the I [ __ ] it I [ __ ] it. you're right you're right [ __ ]. yeah yeah I can't channnel anymore it's. dead all right let.
me channel my father never loved. me is that that's the same thing it's. not the same thing keep going keep going. more channeling okay why didn't he love. me why why did you never come to any of. my baseball games I just wanted to see. your. face good that was good wow I don't. think you should do that on set though. yeah yeah yeah that'd be weird someone's. like man you can't get your lines right. I'm like one second yeah Daddy wait is.
this an acting exercise this helps you. be a better actor if you Channel good. right before you go out to act that's. right guy that's right guy it's kind of. cool it's like uh you're flushing out. the uh the clogs in your in your. emotions you got to shake out all the. [ __ ] can I try yeah go ahead all. right [ __ ] a Shaka licka dingdong why do. I live in a world of Dreams the space is. infinite if you go to the end you'll see. the devil no you won't he doesn't exist.
that's what he wants you to think. [ __ ] wow dude you know a channel too it. just got very very good dude I don't. know what just happened wa did I say. words yeah that was incredible it. definitely didn't end with [ __ ] I'll. tell you. that that was [ __ ] incredible wow do. you do you ever I I feel like you don't. what are you doing I was look I was. trying to see my channel yeah can you. Channel yeah yeah are you.
channeling yeah yeah machine tire wind. dropping turbulence waves crashing penis. pain there it is dude so good I'm. talking. about dude you got it out of your system. that's so good Carlos you want to give a. try go come on baby come on baby. Chanel sh dingdong algorithm. wait stop stop stop time out time out.
wait wait is there a wrong way to. channel you think that was I said. algorithm already yeah right oh he's not. allowed to channel anything you sh I. felt like shamalama dingdong I kind of. covered that too yeah you covered that. too so can you do your own channeling or. are you a channel hack I think we just. learned he a channel hack dud chel dude. you're not real dude that's really you. have the ability dude I Didn't Know Jack. did shamalama dingdong it's also it. wasn't shamalama dingdong there was was. a ding and a dong but I I think the. shamal Lama was all you I don't think.
this is fair for us to be telling him he. can't channel the way if part of his. channeling is stealing our channels and. that's a channel I know but it just. doesn't feel creative to me it feels. like a channel Thief yeah you're a. channel but to be let's be fair the. channeling is for you to do a loan in. your trailer right before Martin scorey. calls you to the set wow this is. something that Leo Decap will do before. his Oscar winning performance yeah in. vagan Once Upon a Time Hollywood Che yo.
yeah yeah I love that movie so you know. what you're right I you know I I made. fun of you just now I know you're not a. channel you're basic guy no just let's. just be real you're a basic guy with. basic I'm being nice be nice you basic. you know what I mean you like pumpkin. Spies Like the white girls you know what. I mean you have your routine during the. day you know what it is he's got more. balance in his life again how many days. sober now what are we talking. we're at like we're at like 9 months.
around. there wait no more like. six the Clapping that's that's how I. know he's not but there there's. something arai oh no it's because I'm. not going to meetings I'm not keeping. track ah H well you go from 9 months to. 6 months that's a three-month Gap there. it's a big gap well summer I was trying. to remember what month it was right now. and because you usually I'm just I'm. sorry I'm not I don't be an argument and. and congratulations by the way but my. point being is is that because I count.
days you know exactly what days you know. how many days it's been yeah yeah when. you're going nine months I mean six. months it's a little weird it's cuz I'm. not happy about it I'm not like thrilled. about being sober right now right like. I'm not counting well then go to a. [ __ ]. meeting that is definitely the solution. is to go to a meeting I we to get into. that right now okay let's move on then. anyway you look great though. congratulations get Carlos run so. [ __ ] wonderful hey you're alive. that's all that matters right guys thank. you that is true so can we talk about.
Borderlands or no yeah let's talk about. oh yes the reason I'm here. yes yeah just kidding I've always wanted. to be on your show what the movie that. you guys did wa okay we have a con a. three-way connection right you did the. film together correct my one of my. closest friends is a producer on the. movie so this when he told me he was she. told me he was going to get the role or. they were going to whatever you know and. I auditioned I auditioned and it was a.
cool I was like I knew before he knew it. was kind of a sweet little nugget of. life and I was like oh this is amazing. and then it's opened his world to all. these great people and it's just been a. I saw the trailer looks [ __ ] amazing. I saw it before they put it out which I. thought was really cool but it looks rad. what's a bummer about it though is. because I you know when when I found out. you're in it yeah but then I realized. you're not going to be there y so you. were out in Bulgaria going where the. [ __ ] is Jack Black yeah yeah yeah and. then I realized oh he's clap TR he's the.
this is. [ __ ] but we can still kind of work. together yeah we did one table read yep. I remember that day you zoom zoom table. Zoom yeah but you crushed it and can I. tell did I tell you what happened when. we at that table can I tell you what. happened yeah all right so Jack let's I. want to be vulnerable and and I want to. be you know because I know sometimes. people think I'm cool and then I got my. [ __ ] together like oh yeah he's he's got. all you know what there you are though. that's incredible look zoom in there he. is you had the smallest picture but.
thanks for putting dude made the poster. I made the poster that's [ __ ] H it's. amazing [ __ ] amazing so here's so. who's the guy in the middle who who's. that guy in the med dead center Kevin. Hart Kevin Hart that's Kevin Hart that's. right with the Beret like you've never. seen him before wow Special Forces Beret. Edgar Ramirez there a lot of so anyway I. get the movie and Jack I'll be honest. with you I've never been in a movie with. that kind of this kind of cast before. caliber of stars yeah it's just stacked.
right yeah and I I let me be vulnerable. yeah I'm nervous as [ __ ] let's be honest. yeah yeah I don't know if you're. remembering me that oh real nervous yeah. you thought you might lose the job over. the zoom performance ex exactly exactly. not a chance so this is what happens. okay yeah Chance by the way yeah. yeah so what happens is Eli's like. assistant or something calls me and goes. hey dude there's not going to be a lot. of people at the table read at the zoom. I go okay he goes I'm I'm going to text. you a list of characters that you're. going to be playing as well as the.
character that you're doing so I go okay. and there it's like 20. names right so now I'm panicking like h. i could get fired so from so many. different angles now right so I for days. bro highlight even the you know I mean. the sergeant or whatever right and I'm. trying to memorize everything and like. their point of view or whatever whatever. right different sounding voices. different sounding voices right I I go I. have to kill here yeah this is my shot.
right so when we get on Zoom like I'm. there five minutes earlier and I'm. looking at all the boxes there's so many. boxes right and in my mind I was like I. don't know if I'm playing 20 Parts I you. know what I mean it it seems like. there's right and I'm glad I did this. two minutes before we're about to start. I text the guy again I go are you sure. about these 20 names it goes oh no I. forgot to tell you you only doing two oh. my God so if I hadn't called I would.
have been interrupting somebody yeah you. know I mean you would have been. interrupting 18. people I know thank God I mean would. that would have been bad oh yeah I think. that would have been B I tell you what. was bad though is that they made you. rehearse 20 different roles and really. it was only two that you had to cuz you. put in some hours it sounds like and. some stress lost a little sleep they owe. me money is what you're saying okay. yeah you talking about here dude get a. lawyer or no yeah it was stressful but.
you know it's fine I'll tell you what uh. when I found out you were in it I was. like that's rad and they're lucky we are. lucky to have you on that movie cuz. you're [ __ ] hilarious oh God bless. you you can relax about the worrying. about getting canned they they're. thinking they're lucky stars cuz you're. killing it yeah yeah it was also just a. very positive experience I'll tell you. that right now you know what has. currency that people don't really. realize if you like kill it in like a a. social media post that has just as much.
if not more like power in the industry. than like having a zippy cameo in a. major motion picture if you [ __ ]. crush it like you do on the regular on. social media on like podcasts or on like. interviews and other people's [ __ ] that. stuff uh that stuff counts a lot yeah. but Jack here I'm I'm I'm glad lot of. eyeballs a lot of clicks Jack I. appreciate that but um and I'll tell you. the difference between me and Andrew. yeah and the other podcasters right the.
other podcasters they understand that. but him and I for some reason and I know. I know you're like this some of our. dreams are still tied up with television. and movies yeah because we're a little. older you know mean we're just we were. same right so it's like I think we gota. I I I I want to talk talk about your I. talk about me I have to sort of kind of. you know I mean kind of unlearn that you. know I mean and find that this is the. dream yeah but but I do we like the. other stuff no we love the other stuff. but I'm just saying but you are right I.
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post uh people get cast off of that just. as much as anything else nowadays I know. but you did it the traditional way right. you I mean you you got a manager agent. you took acting classes you you know I. mean you audition probably commercial I. mean you kind of moved your way out. probably I don't know right and there. was like a clear pathway of a way to do. it and I think you and I were the same. way right or no well yeah for a little. bit and then the industry kind of. changed yeah it changed wait do you guys. have a head shot that on the back has. four different.
activities yeah see we're old school. life soccer the kids today they don't. have those head shot with the things of. the yeah the skateboarding yeah yeah Ken. Ken Ali not KCK languages for I I don't. know any other language but English but. I would put like five things on there I. had eating cereal was one of the. pictures I can eat cereal commercial. yeah yeah it's crazy when we used to. have to bring in those [ __ ] head. shots was so it so it was so demeaning. and you they like throw it in a pile and. you were like that cost me. $4 yeah yeah yeah they throw it away you.
know you'd get stacks of them in your. [ __ ] car I was around when your agent. would call you and go are you have an. audition tomorrow okay cool all right. come pick up the sides and so I would go. to an Alleyway you know what I mean and. they would have like a filing thing yeah. and I would have to look up Al Lee and. pull out my like I'd have to drive there. you know what I mean and there would be. like sometimes a line of other actors. there once I learned that they were. acronyms for agencies I would make up. fake acronyms of an agency I would just.
I'd type in three letters it'd be like. CB CBF or whatever CBF creative agency. or whatever they would never check why. would they ever [ __ ] even check it. was just like the guy who was my manager. was out of his studio apartment next to. the magic. castle that's a hack yeah that works it. I mean it did it got me enough around. where I got to sneak into [ __ ] but. that's what youed have I have to staple. your head shot to your uh resume May or. whatever yeah yeah another thing people. would go is like [ __ ] hated that hey. are you are you in saag I'm my points.
I'm building up the points or whatever. right that was the whole thing if you. were in Sag or not you know what I mean. there a catch 22 you couldn't get a job. unless you were in Sag but you can't get. sag unless you get a job right and then. there's this mysterious thing called. Taft heartly I don't know what the [ __ ]. that is even saying it right yeah Taft. yeah Taft well they merged after Afra. and sag merged but Taft tley was how you. got into the back door I said it right. right yeah okay good yeah you did yeah. yeah thank you so much inside baseball. talk but the truth is if they if the.
director really wants you they'll find a. way to get you into sag to do the movie. Just costs a little more money it's a. little more hassle but that happened. Mark Pellington the guy that directed uh. this the first thing I ever did when the. studio I worked at as a PA I got this. role to deliver Luke Wilson a pizza and. then they overshot and the PA I did 13. hours in a trailer just like sitting. waiting sitting waiting like excited. excited the PA came and was like cutting. your scene good night and I was like oh.
my. God [ __ ] killed me dude yeah and then. Mark pelingon was smoking a cigarette uh. by the way that that director Mark. pelingon famously directed if I'm not. wrong Jeremy Pearl Jams Jeremy I think. that was great song I think that's what. he did look that up but he was smoking a. cigarette or something or hanging out by. the trailers and he was like oh I heard. they [ __ ] cut your [ __ ] I was like. yeah and then I wanted to be like didn't. you cut my. [ __ ] yeah they and then uh he was like.
we'll get you back dude we'll get lie no. he was true they brought me brought me. back as a hospital. orderly uh and they gave me a line I was. like sir you can't be out of your room. wait that's you no that's man word. Jeremy yeah that's Jeremy no but he was. cool man that was a [ __ ] really rad. thing but that's that was one you need. those little tiny moments sometimes to. like give you a little bit more hope cuz. after that I thought [ __ ] [ __ ] man I was. so excited to have one line to maybe get. in the union to be able to get another.
job and it's a huge thing that dude did. a favor you know I got it you know. talking about that and about Borderlands. uh sorry to bring it back but it made me. think of a story about how I met Uh. Kevin Hart years before we did Jumanji. together and it was just sort of a. general general meeting he was kind of. new and upand coming and he was going. around uh we were at the same agency and. he was going around meeting all the the. different people at the agency to just. talk about maybe developing something.
and uh we had a good like meeting just. hitting it off talking about things that. we liked and uh then years later I got. that call to do Jumanji and it was Kevin. I know it was Kevin that got me in into. that room because even though I had a. lot of success before Jumanji I in a. little bit of a dip and I was like God I. got to get another gig and I remember. thinking that that uh Kevin Hart he's a. standup guy he's a great guy he said we.
were gonna work together and he went out. of his way I believe and made it happen. which is cool you even think you've been. in. dips yeah that's the thing it's a no. matter how how good it goes this. industry is a is a [ __ ] Leviathan and. you never know when it's going to end. and you see it all the time people get. get ejected off the roller coaster and. it's such a fun job and it's such a fun. life M the name of the game is staying. in it and uh you can feel it and as soon.
cuz like if you're in in like a wave of. like I'm getting lots of gigs this is. going [ __ ] great it's Gang. Busters and you can almost go like [ __ ]. I can't wait for a break when is the. Google Calender going to be empty so I. can just chill but then as soon as it. gets empty and you don't have anything. on the horizon there's a panic oh yeah. ice cold water in the vanin it's like oh. [ __ ] I got to get something and yeah you. get those moments I think every but has. has the well I'm glad to hear that we're. glad to hear that you get them yeah yeah. cuz I get them all that's how we feel.
all the time yeah yeah yeah where I'm. like oh my God I'm dead yeah you mean I. guess I guess it's the Ken Jong Randall. Park show now all right I guess the. Ronnie Chang you know mean you. never I'm out I'm out you know yeah yeah. yeah you're out yeah no I'm no you're. right also can I say this I'm. fine I'm grateful I'm so grateful you. should be yeah I'm so happy and life. mind yeah yeah yeah so Borderlands comes. out August what August 9th borderland's. gonna come out August 9th uh you must go.
see this movie yeah uh if if you're if. you're in a theater and you do see the. trailer pop up but it look really good. you're in one you're in two scenes they. cut you're in two scenes we we've got a. scene together where I'm clap trapped. the robot and in the bar and you're in. the bar oh that's right I remember now I. turned around now I was all pre-recorded. so maybe you heard my voice in the when. you were shooting it or maybe you didn't. ibe someone. I did hear it but you were in Bulgaria. kicking is it was it Bulgaria it wasn't.
but I love when you say it I don't even. know Budapest Budapest Budapest yeah. yeah yeah yeah but I also want to talk. about how I just something about Eli. Roth you worked with him with the clock. yeah right and you work with Kate before. too on that right um but I just what uh. I mean I you know I've done some things. and I just love that guy as a director. cuz he does he makes you feel. comfortable man really fun really fun to. work with yeah yeah and uh also good. stories yeah he's got good stories yeah.
yeah yeah and I'll say this one other. thing about the movie it's got Vibes. that are kind of like did you ever see. um Total Recall with Schwarzenegger love. it's got that kind of Vibes where it's a. it's another planet and it's and it's. kind of like a Rough and Ready it's like. a a hard. neighborhood uh world and it's kind of. like a desert and it's wash buckling and. it's death defying and kickass a lot of. good explosions so you saw the movie oh.
yeah don't be jealous it's not just. because I got a sneaker peek uh I yeah I. I'm sorry yeah he's uh famous I know I. know but he saw the movie no dude but no. I saw it but it still had the numbers on. the bottom and and the thing and the The. Watermark so I'd be in trouble you from. beginning to end I would have forwarded. it to you but I couldn't it had the. watermark yeah yeah know he recorded it. he's been selling it oh right right. right right he's been bootle right I'm.
glad you said that because I was I don't. know what the movie is going to be like. it's going to be great we're all going. to go together you're going to come. we're going to have a family outing I. think it's going to be amazing it's got. that kind of Road Warrior like. post-apocalyptic I'm really kind of. excited about that do you have anything. else you want to plug that like coming. up um I did a a a little movie called. mcraft but that's not going to be tell. next year uh they did it based on the. video game I only do video video games. dude I tell you yeah I just basically do.
whatever my my sons tell me now what is. Minecraft how is that going to be a. movie exactly oh that's we have to. figure it out well it's like not obvious. it's like that can't be a movie Can it. can it yes it can it can wow what's that. going to be like yeah that's harder to. describe I'm not even going to try oh. really but it's a combo of liveaction. it's me it's not a cartoon yeah and uh. and animated like like comp Compu. animated like the world of Minecraft. like you see it when you play it wow so.
there's there's hum it's like what's a. another movie like that Roger Rabbit. Tron yeah closer to Tron yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah uh and it's uh it's pretty rad. and it's pretty funny I bet my old pal. uh Jared hes who directed Nacho Libre is. at the helm oh wow and uh Napoleon. Dynamite too right Napoleon Dynamite if. you need them and uh Jason Mamoa it's me. and him and and some great. kids uh and uh yeah look for that next.
year probably around April 1st dish wow. dude awesome that's [ __ ] awesome. Danielle Brooks amazing and The Color. Purple. recently she kicks ass as well also. great singer that Danielle Brooks She's. in this too yeah Jesus and there might. be a tiny little bit of music but I. don't I don't know what I'm allowed to. say it's one of those where they don't. want you to talk too much you wrote some. of the soundtrack I mean they're might. be so I'm saying there might be so I'm. not going to get in trouble for okay. we'll wait and see Minecraft but have.
you I've never played the game because I. do love see I am building rocks and [ __ ]. and playing [ __ ]. Minecraft that might not be a. song it's G to be but I don't know I I. don't know should I play it Minecraft. yeah yeah if you I like building worlds. I like building but it's like so blocky. I I don't even know how it works dude. it's really fun but it is like learning. a language you got to spend some time. learning the world I did it because my.
boys were were deep into Minecraft for a. long time and I wanted just to speak of. their language so I learned how to do it. and then I got into it it's like. architectural wow you will be building. buildings and digging tunnels and making. making progress but do you do you raid. other is there like combat in it or what. uh there is fighting at nighttime if you. get caught outside out outside of a. shelter you will have to scrape and. scrap to survive and there will be. zombies there will be exploding thingies.
I can't remember what they're called. creepers creepers this is true that. fighting should only be at night by the. way that makes the most sense yeah. daytime is for chilling out night time. is for fight what do you mean why don't. fight there shouldn't be daytime battles. in these games it should be only at. night it's it's cooler it's sexier it's. darker I guess you're right yeah night. fight dude night fight remember Silent. Hill yes you guys all remember or no. yeah the video Silent Hill it first came. out oh it was so [ __ ] scary because.
it was you know the first game where it. was dark like foggy and there was just. creatures that would come run out at you. and it was scary and jumpy and you would. have like a I forgot what you had but. you had an apparatus but um but there. was an elementary school there and you. were not supposed to go over there. remember I know I know my parole over. say that no but um no but the um there's. little kids like demons and stuff I. found that to be so [ __ ] scary you. know what I mean there he is anyway.
looks kind of like uh Michael. Sarah yeah yeah a little bit like he. could play he could play in the movie. Silent Hill yeah so Jack I want to say. um number one uh what a pleasure to have. you on I um truly it was because we. didn't know how it was going to go me. neither I was scared no but it was. probably the best time I've had ah. I mean it was. MCG everything's everything's different. but this was like it felt like you were.
already a part of the ecosystem of. podcasting it felt like you know having. Shane Gillis or somebody on right it. just felt natural and you know how to. add information and you you're silly and. it was just a blast and if you ever need. to plug anything you could you're always. welcome back hey how about this if it. ever comes a time when all three of us. have empty Google Calendars yeah we get. together and we [ __ ] come up with. some [ __ ] I like this a lot you know.
what I mean that's what happens this I. you circle the wagons I'm going to. circle it too we'll circle the wagons. over a cheeseburger which would be. really nice that'd be really nice it'd. be fun even if the Google Calendar I. want to be in a western I hear you and I. want to be Opium Den guy wait a second. well is there an opium den in the. western what do you mean in Deadwood and. all these towns right right like. remember in [ __ ] um once in my time. in America with Robert daero oh wow you. remember that one you're a CIFA it's.
like a Sergio Leone not Sergio Leone it. was um Ser Leon was it Sergio Leon yeah. yeah it was a prequel to Once Upon a. Time in Hollywood yeah yeah yeah and. there was that opening right this way me. you know what I mean I always wanted to. play the Opium D gu sitting you know. what I mean yeah but then do it what you. can do it I think I can do it what's. going on in the tent oh we have a opum. straight from China my friend really got. opum from China no me and my friend here. traveled a long way it's. weed it's it's Mexican weed smoking weed.
is this [ __ ] brick weed you gave me. brick weed yeah yeah me and my boy. didn't come all the way here for brick. weed anyway Jack thank you for being a. bad friend thank you for being here and. um anytime thank you so much give Jack. Black around [ __ ] amazing awesome. that was so fun L. it woo. yeah woo.
