Get Out of This World! | Ep 18 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

you two are bad these two idiots bad. friends. Lila does it you do it you guys talk to. me like I'm a child. close the door put away your drinks. clean up your mess get you know stopped. partying which I talk to you like you're. a kid you always do like you what you. brought that you brought that cigarette. in you bring it in yeah there's a. stopped out cigarette on the carpet I. stopped out a cigarette outside and it's.

inside to my shoe I happened to walk in. and now tada. so kalila doesn't I do it you guys. everyone does that in my life and I'm. tired of it I'm a old adult man who. drags in cigarettes not honest yeah but. it was an accident I know so just go. always an axe I didn't know instead I. just don't talk to me like that first. and go what did I say I said did you try. gee did you take her do you reckon a. singer boy did you I filled in the. blanks I said did you drag in the. cigarettes this from outside what is.

this yeah Oh or or if I have to say I've. done that if you had done that I would. have been like oh you just Dracula. singer I have to say it because I have. because I know I'll clean it up and I. have to like maybe [ __ ] see so I mean I. am gonna keep talking you like that cuz. you talk to me like that well that's. true it comes from me I know that's true. Bobby I slept for maybe three point two. hours man I am I got to bed around 6:00.

in the morning. you know what it I've been watching a. lot of horror movies on shudder what. really yeah I saw this one called no Roy. oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] why are you watching. horror movies late at night I don't know. but I enjoy it especially the Asian ones. oh [ __ ]. when they go. like that if when they get possessed. they always age or did you know what I. started watching last night that's so. [ __ ] good what what we do in the.

shadows oh yeah oh my god do you know. yes. yeah Alison Jones Cassadine I never went. in it's so good. do you know what that is on FX the movie. was great yes this is nothing like this. is basically a germane comment you know. Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords and. Taco wha-what Thai Kutty I can't say his. last name they created this show. together basically about like vampires. that live in mob in Staten Island it.

would not movie well first of all he has. nothing to do with the show anymore. tanka yeah yes he does he executive. producers I know but he apparently he is. not connected anymore yeah he directed. didn't he like the first I don't know I. had read that he wasn't and then also. secondly huh he was in the movie yeah. movie was great yes and then um I never. saw it because I thought it wouldn't be. good because he is that connected the. show is so good. honestly the acting is so [ __ ] good. the people are so funny the jokes are. really tiny well and I totally just do.

it work because I saw normal people and. you love normal Pete it you didn't like. normal people King boring. you're an idiot how many how many. episodes do you watch I didn't see any. of it I never saw Rick I'll never see it. my friend. because I'm a man oh yeah yeah a big man. are you a big man a little dick man. little tiny guy who dragged in cigarette. dust yeah Louis Capaldi followed me on. Instagram because of you good and I.

wrote him a message did you would you. say Lewis dot dot dot yeah no yeah. cuz I I had a message to him he can you. do Tiger but he never replied yeah he. just wants to be he wants to see us from. the outside and that's fine I love the. animals in a cage for him listen he is. super talented he is English he is a. great songwriter what an original voice. right I enjoy a joy joy joy I enjoy him. I didn't sleep good last night so what. happened was last night I am I've been. watching a lot of um shutter movies like. no Roy and I've been also watching I saw.

another one called um blood. quantum okay and and I think it's. getting into my psyche because it's like. it's do you think about killing people. no but I believe in um demon possessions. and stuff who do you think is possessed. by a demon oh she's definitely possessed. by a demon seriously she she's so rude. this morning she goes uncle Tito you. look like Napoleon Dynamite I'm like. what attack off the bat but I know what.

she's saying I know you you're an old. man and you're just a child. you do dress like a child enough it's. fun I love it stand up let people see. your fanny pack in your short shorts you. look good. it is very childish it's cute though I. like it you got to city in China that's. what they say on the Internet go back to. China because I've been watching a lot. of videos on I've been watching a lot of. videos let's see let's see your favorite.

woman Tamera Harry and you love this. girl. this woman alright so I'm glad she is. hold on so let me could I do a little um. yeah give us some back story a little. pre pre I'm really I love entitled white. people it's one of my obsessions in life. why you started a podcast with me yeah. yeah and she is this um she's a lady. from Phoenix Arizona where my parents my. mom lives and rest in peace dad and she. your dad's dead stop.

oh [ __ ] stop stop you started it you. started it. so I'm cremate you're dead I forgot you. need a dust but yeah you did and your. brother should have some yes what did. you do with yours it's in the podcaster. oh it's in the podcast room yeah you. never come in there again Oh what you. know it was scary isn't nights when it's. dark I have to run in and run out live. at the tree think there's a light in. there I had to run I get so scared why. don't you go put the ashes somewhere. else because it's it's a lie like the.

box you like but once you put the box. somewhere else I'm saying not in the. podcast room like in the ocean. sure or if no you like do you like him. in the box put him somewhere where you. don't to see him every time yeah maybe. I'll do that yeah hide it yeah I'll put. it in a cabinet or something put it in. the top cabinet yeah. I know I mean let me ask you this is if. there's a ghost he'll stay if even if. it's in the house in the top cabinet. he's gonna go blue he's gonna be able to. figure out Lou and figure out how to get. out of the cabinet.

buddhu is your dad well Korean ghosts. Korean go say boo do yeah yeah he's. gonna be able to you know yeah figure it. out yeah he'll figure it out so no. matter where he is in the house the only. way I can get out of it well he'll be. mad if you put them in the top cabinet. by the good China. [Laughter]. watch the Asian accents oh that's right. yeah oh my god right there apology.

letter yes I did okay good. I have it right now do you really have. an apology letter I want to apologize. did you write what did you write with a. long one okay so five pages long so um. last week can we get into a little sure. all right so what's her name Jen Marcia. Jen Murphy so we had Jen Murphy on last. week and you know it is what it is she. came on and she defended herself she was. very cool she's actually very nice I. like talking her and but a lot of people.

credit and resent you know and and then. we talked it molded over we talked on. the phone and we said maybe we should. apologize to the fans yeah we really. need and I said you should write a. [ __ ] letter and so on we read their. letter to the fans sure okay. but I have a little note for you before. I read the letter yeah what is it. so I told you the write the letter but.

um my little note for you is and I I. promise you this I'm gonna take my. glasses off I promise you this if you. don't do it the way I want you to do it. yeah literally I will end this podcast. and we will never do it again and I will. walk away you promise me this okay okay. so when you're reading the letter. all right yeah I was I want you to do it.

in the Asian accent no yeah no I will. [ __ ] walk away from this podcast you. read the letter but you have to do it I. want to be named yeah you have to do an. ethnic Asian accent you have to do it at. a big agent accent but as an. asian-american I'm high as an. asian-american I'm offended okay that's. fine but I as an asian-american right. because I think my voice counts yeah it.

does is is that I I believe that you are. not a racist I believe that you do Asian. accents for comedy purposes I believe. that because you're doing it in front of. me and I allowed to do it I want the. only reason why I'm doing a podcast with. you because you're free in that way yeah. we're fun yeah yeah if you don't think. that if I'm hanging out with Don I did a. Netflix show with donnell rawlings yeah. and with Bert Kreischer mm-hm and berkos. we're gonna do an exercise where we talk.

about our dead dad's we like we we lay. on our backs yeah we do scream therapy. but when we want to talk about our dads. right and but then Bert goes Donnell you. channeled Bobby's dad right and the. accent that came out of him right was so. offensive right and then mine me. channeling his dad super oh my god when. you get canceled and stop farting in the. studio I'm begging you please do you. smell it over there.

come on okay um question are you a. scientist yes. No are you a doctor yes well we I have. gas you have air in your body. I've gas hold it infinite air it's gas. okay it's putrid gas yeah I know putrid. is the word I don't want it yeah and you. want it inside me yeah that's right. belong no it doesn't doesn't wait comes. out but that's for outside no so I have. this putrid gas inside me mm-hm and it's. like if it could talk it's like I gotta.

get out of here to go you know and so. I'm like should I keep this. you know insidious putrid [ __ ] inside my. body. or do I release it into the let it go. free it's like a genie in the bottle but. you need the wanna be in there yeah I. mean he does want to be that's his home. but the genie come you smell her from. there yeah yeah uh-huh. I'm gonna do it again right now don't. don't fire please don't fight I'll do. quiet no it's not the noise yeah watch.

it'll be ninja talk about ninjas ninja. it'll be a ninja fight I want to be. ninja in my father okay okay so I'll. explain Tamara so Tamara herring harian. is a she's married to Bob Heron and. she's I guess she's a she works at Bob. harrion's law firm her husband's law. firm doesn't she own the store isn't. that the whole thing she doesn't own the. store. oh she talked like she owned it she. doesn't know it ah but that's what I. love what what was some of my people do. that did they own [ __ ] well she did say.

get out of our store don't serve this. guy I know I know but I'm have you ever. seen skate videos where it's like okay. you can't skate here yeah I own this but. I don't really own it you can't skate at. this building I don't drive me crazy. yeah so um Shailja Tina woman I don't. know what the exchange was before. yeah but basically Tamara harrion says. basic go back to your country she says. you don't belong here right let's play. the clip let's see what she says Bob's. been obsessed with this oh I said she is.

and that's why she's leaving so you will. leave you don't know who I am you told. her the backcountry from this country. no you just walking.

yum-yum-yum-yum yum-yum-yum. oh I could just on a loop that slap. again yeah yeah she hits her good. yeah but then alright so right that bout. stop pause right there pause right there. that's perfectly yeah look at what the. white chick does huh she pulled out a.

[ __ ] blouse look at her titties out oh. I didn't even see them yes oh my god I. didn't notice that now yeah I never. watched this video before yeah yeah here. we go oh my god ah yes dude I never. watched enough to know so the white. woman goes to grab her and she pulls her. boobie maybe it's a lesbian thing I like. your titties maybe I don't know what she. wants to get to smash you like smack me. again let's see this again yeah Teddy.

first of all you don't know dude she hit. I just want to say this yeah okay I used. to date a Latina girl right mm-hmm. and one time she woke I woke up earlier. than her and I hid behind the around the. corner and she went to go get coffee. mm-hmm and I snuck up behind her and I. just tapped her on the shoulder I go. like that right my head went back you.

know you don't touch a Latino no well. she just she must have pushed her or. something cuz she she holds off on this. [ __ ] you look at this. so I guess what happened after that was.

um she probably went home because her. husband's a lawyer bob herion yes and. they owned a law firm called hairy and. law firm huh in Phoenix Arizona and he. did and then so I went to Harry and law. firms Wikipedia when I would compete. abut their Yelp Yelp page and I read the. reviews and there was a thousands of. movies well we can look at that in a. second they erased them oh there go how. they erase them Yelp reviews no it. wasn't Yelp he says if you go to Harry. in law firm and you go to the Google.

sure sure should see the reviews on. their business yeah they pull them down. yeah they pull them down well this is. Bob here let's this is Bob. is this a fuzzy apologizing for what. happened he's very upset about his. wife's behavior and this is Bob harrion. let's hear what Bob what bob has to say. here Karina I don't know what to say I'm. just so sorry I'm just so sorry that. this happened you never walked into that. store thinking something like this was. going to happen sorry for which said it.

was very hateful it was it's. indefensible. but I just have to tell you this it's. your mental illness a year ago she would. never have done who never have even. thought of that. a year ago sure thank you Mexicans last. year she went to a Fiesta something.

about this June makes her hate Mexicans. yeah we went to a quinceanera. yeah in July we were El mariachis oh. yeah we love - tell us where taste our. favorite movies machete. we love Coco I saw Coco with her and she. said nothing about yeah you know what's. such a bummer yeah perhaps truthfully. yeah perhaps this guy doesn't know that. she does dumb [ __ ] like that.

maybe I don't know because maybe he. think you know everything about your. wife yeah but let me say this yeah she. may have some dumb I do dumb [ __ ] when. I'm away from you [ __ ] like like like. say some she doesn't but I'm saying he. might not know her like he used to know. her yeah this is that married for 30. years right like like imagine she's. turned her life is different now. she's an angry old bitter [ __ ] and she. taken our signs though andrew is I know. watching Schindler's List right and she. goes no and she's laughing during the.

movie he's like it's not a comedy. sweetie yeah. you mean like little signs like that you. think he had no idea that she was racist. or yeah when she waved she does I don't. know I think he knew a little bit. there's always a little bit but he seems. very genuine when he cries know what. that those tears are his loss of in case. I'm gonna lose my [ __ ] business yeah. that's true and I have to do whatever it.

takes to make now he could in his mind. you know think that that's what it's. about about racism yeah but I think it. would if his business wasn't in trouble. I don't think there would be apology and. an apology video not from him yeah there. wouldn't need to be right if it if it. wasn't his business woman in trouble he. wouldn't have said anything she should. have had. to come forward and say something it. affected her yeah where is she why would. why would she say anything yeah but you. know he what is she gonna say here's.

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runs that's $20 off your first buffy. bedding visit Buffy CO and enter the. code get comfortable in bed there's one. delay to the tour is it torn there's. actually two video videos of her which I. can't [ __ ] believe that there's two. videos that made me a part of it made me. think it was fake I was like how this. woman twice not only that one of the. videos the woman if you or whoever it. was if you look at it wasn't even full. Asian ID he couldn't ID I didn't see.

anybody on that one the first video is. she's only on full asian alright well. here's the first video of of this woman. she's stretch this one right here this. girl let's see what she says here [ __ ]. you [ __ ] you [ __ ] stay go back to.

whatever [ __ ] Asian country you. belong okay ray sexy [ __ ] this is not. your place this is not your home we do. not want you here you put that on. Facebook I hope you do this every. [ __ ] person will beat the crap out of. you from your one out little [ __ ].

there's other stairs thank you room. who's got a lot of neuro ste she's got a. lot of nerve talking about her outfit. look at this fat crazy [ __ ] outfit. what the [ __ ] are you talking about yeah. who wears black and California. yeah she's got one of those lanyards. that college kids wear so they don't.

lose their keys you don't I mean what is. it yeah yeah look at this woman's got a. [ __ ] where is she look at this look. at that thing they know nurses that. looks like a nurses scrubs scrubs yeah. she looks like Eric Stonestreet [ __ ].

also [ __ ] hey lady she's like half. asian so Keanu Reeves guess you want. Keanu Reeves out of the country he's a. national treasure I like that she goes. get out of this world go to a different. world another video all right so this is. what's crazy about this is this happened. two days in a row that was the only. reason that I got a little suspect that. I was like something's going on here. that she must this one is obviously a. mentally ill well she's mental yeah. something's wrong I don't know about the.

harian lady but there's no hairy ladies. just straight-up offer this woman the. hearing lady's just an [ __ ] yeah. this woman definitely is mentally ill. something's wrong there's something. going on okay and then I I dare to say. she might be mentally handicapped so you. may be yeah we that's why I'm being up. now I'm like oh who knows yeah she's. obviously got enough faculties about her. to make really heavily handed racist. comments oh so it also let's look at her. last name huh. racist Lena Hernandez Hernandez yeah but.

maybe Hernandez is one of the people. that put in the video i underst I don't. know if that's her name what let me look. it up though wait let's I have to know. I'm gonna press play on the second video. don't don't don't. who is Lena turnitin or who. Lena to Hernandez who is Lena Hernandez. Torrance Caron strikes twice. damn that's her Lena her Nana has been. identified as the Torrens Karen what who. is subject to a racial tirade on an. Asian lady what that that's how you know.

she's mentally ill wait a minute hey. I'll go back to [ __ ] Asia if you go. back to Mexico I'm told I'm lost. that's what she's mentally ill her name. is Lena Hernandez Wow. of course she doesn't look Hispanic so. it sucks that the I don't know maybe she. is who knows we I know the victim. doesn't have that information yeah just.

to rattle back the ammo yeah yeah little. ammo let's see what she does on the. second one here you play games we don't. play games I play games where you get. [ __ ] to death okay obviously she's an.

Asian actor later though she she's. mentally ill yeah no obviously she's. mentally ill that's what I'm saying yeah. but even there's something else going on. exactly. yeah this isn't just a normal person. like your first girl what's the first. lady's name. hey I'm rahuri oh yeah that hurt her. husband was like she's mentally ill no. she just is a [ __ ] yeah this one's. this one something's relevant drillings. something's wrong yeah yeah something's. wrong yeah [ __ ] to death.

so this lady just made you are I think. you're I think you're going she does. more terrible acts but devil are you.

doing an Asian actor elmer fudd you so. funny she drove like a really nice car. drove like a Ferrari yeah excuse me.

[ __ ] that gets into a [ __ ]. Ferrari or be funny like a DeLorean from. Back to the bunch of waste inside of it. this is from my government go home. sounds like a nice nice lady yeah I just. there's something about the climate of. today that's what it's bringing out yeah. don't you think that's yeah this but. this is prognosis kind of [ __ ] happens a.

lot I just think I like I think there's. been more videos in the last four years. than in any other time I would hope. there's more people recording a more. often not only that but there are more. people getting the balls to really. express themselves but don't you think. that's ironic that you'd probably be. more adamant to say that when you know. someone's gonna record you on your cell. phone I think that's a little weird. that's weird yeah yeah that's thick for. me cuz you know cops have changed their. behavior because of body cameras yeah I. haven't I have a message for white. people that want to act racist here we.

got become better actors for instance. treat it like you're in a movie right so. you do you're eight racist whatever be. yourself yeah as soon as the camera. hello my friend you mean right so so of. this scenario character she should have. gone yes as soon as the thing you know. go back to China. as soon as the camera um do you need. help with your car help you with your. groceries. yeah like become a different character.

yeah that's that we should teach a class. an acting class on how races people on. how to on how to act civil right when an. iPhone comes out as soon as the iPhone. comes out yeah hello one eye that's. action yeah when the iPhone comes to. action right that's exactly as soon as. the iPhone goes away in China man into. it yes so I think we should take a teach.

a class Bobby and I will be teaching a. how to be racing eyes door technique. Meisner technique races class and you. really have to put it in exercise like. this go to a local park yes an attack an. Asian person verbally now let's just. stick with Asian for class two and three. get into more advanced yeah and more. advanced [ __ ] yeah hey cops can take it. too yeah you know yeah then I got into.

an uncomfortable yeah yeah well just cuz. what I'm sorry I don't I didn't read the. read you didn't read I didn't read the. planet read the planet yeah I should. read the entire planet yeah I don't I. think these videos are circulating more. and more because people are people want. to catch people saying [ __ ] up [ __ ]. yeah I think people say [ __ ] up [ __ ]. all the time. thank God for phones iPhones thank God. for technology has anybody ever said. something like that do you root has.

anybody ever said go back to your. country or anything that no has anybody. said that to you bomb oh my god you have. no idea dude first of all I'm 48 right. mm-hmm. so I was I grew up in an age where YP we. used to go wild on us bro I mean do you. know go back to China is that what that. says no but even little things like open. the refrigerator you ever know we're. never taught pledge of this game know so. as a kid we shifted this game and used. to I used to cry what to when I went to. went home but kids ago all right Bobby.

open the refrigerator and you would open. the refrigerator take out the [ __ ] take. out the what coke. mm-hmm okay so you would take out the. coke I swear to god this was a thing. drink it and then you drink it and they. go me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee. in your coke why would they pee in your. coke I have no idea where that comes. from but I remember the first time doing. it I would I would do it and I would. drink it and they would they would do it. right and it would be like I would spit.

it out and I would go home I was so. crying I swear to god that was me. Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in. your coke where does that come from I. don't know where it comes from what is. it what was the other one I don't know. that one I've never heard you've never. heard that at all no but I've heard like. a um you know Chinese look at these. dirty knees you know what that is yeah I. don't know I know that yeah Chinese that.

was either but they would do it I. thought you were gonna do this game that. people used to do know what you you know. this thing from you know what this is. don't you you never did this no this is. no you put your hands like this yeah. okay now come come up to my hands I. don't want to touch you what do you mean. yeah six feet away well then we can't do. it our hands need to interlock and then. you open it looks like a [ __ ] you've. never you never seen up yeah but that's. not a racist thing why would you even do. now I know that's what I thought you. were gonna do when you did this however. you were doing yeah well that's what I. was doing like this well no it does.

become racist because the color of the. vagina is the color of your hands yeah. but kids used to always you know they. would do this yeah you know yeah and you. know and when you just kind of as a kid. Asian kid because I grew up in Minnesota. for like eight years and I was like the. only Asian kid in in China where you're. in Minneapolis right edina oh wow. right and kids used to say the worst. thing they throw ice ball get to ask. about in the snow right and they would. throw icy snow balls oh and where I'd.

bleed yeah and I'd be running you know I. mean just tear and then I would go home. and people say I play a victim it's fine. but you know that my dad would be. abusive too so it was like you know you. would get it from all sides yeah right. but um yeah they used to go [ __ ] free. with that [ __ ] go home to your countries. a weird phrase that people like for some. reason hey. wanna make hello go back new slash hello. it's I don't know where that I was.

listen I was born here man the only. thing I know is this language baby yeah. I know all come and Jerry cartoons mr. Rogers all that [ __ ] baby baby and I. don't know what you [ __ ] mean I'm not. going anywhere. he's not going anywhere baby no one's. going anywhere you belong here and it's. like when they say that what you know. where would you go back to your country. I'm also Korean and don't say go back.

that you get the [ __ ] country right. first of all I should go back to South. Korea yeah if you're gonna say it you. have to say it the right way. I wanna let's let's look we'll knock. this out of the park last week people. got mad because people said I'm a. hypocrite for the gen Murphy video Bob. and I have a relationship where when we. do accents to each other that's in our. comedic world and that's that if you'd.

think that I'm hypocritical for calling. out Jen Murphy for doing a video about. wanting to be a ninja while selling. Murphy beds if you think that's the same. thing as me doing accents with my friend. Bob then I can't help you that's all I'm. gonna say I'm gonna say this I can't. help you if you don't get that the. woman's selling [ __ ] Murphy beds. making fun of asian people is if you. think that's the same as riding with Bob. I don't help you I don't know man that's.

it. there's also a lot of [ __ ] that's on. you victims you know I'm not saying that. I'm a victim with this with racial. injustice like yeah when I first came to. LA this is not comedy but it's true I. went to ICM by my manager there's an. agency called ICM back in the day yeah. they're still there right yeah and um. they wanted you know I had a meeting and. the agent said about I know his name but. I'm not gonna say it but he's a still an. agent yeah he basically said listen.

you're Asian. Asians are never going to work in Hawley. mm-hmm this is 1998 and um. no one's gonna sign you I'm sorry you're. a funny kid right not that he said. anything like derogatory he was just. giving me he's giving you the landscape. of what's really going on right and in. my head it hurt at first yeah but there. is a sense of me going I'll show you. yeah proving him wrong I'm gonna prove.

you wrong yeah and you know I I don't. know if without that I think all those. things when I was bullied racially or. whatever yeah I think it was seeped into. my heart and my and I had an internal. dialogue with myself that said all right. that's uncomfortable that sucks right. but I'm not gonna play be a victim I'm. gonna just show you yeah and there's a. there is anger you build anger inside. yourself and there's resentment. especially in my generation of Asians.

right because now I go to my shows and I. see like you know a dumpy Asian dude. dating a hot white chick and it's just a. given and you go you know I want to go. what the [ __ ] but but like you know I. remember it was just so much harder for. me yeah right but you know it's but back. in my day that you just didn't see [ __ ]. like that right and so but I am I would. never change anything about my past yeah. you learned we grow we change yeah I. I've been bullied I've been beaten I've.

had great things too I have great. memories as well but um all those things. accumulate too you know and that journey. to this moment here yeah and I wouldn't. change this moment for the world because. you know I have a great life yeah and I. I you know I wanna say I'm proud of. myself yeah you know I I do a lot of. self-deprecating humor I I can be I can. be down myself with shame and all that. kind of stuff but at the end of the day. it's like [ __ ] I [ __ ] done so many.

great things and I've overcome so many. [ __ ] things and you know I love when. people go on the Internet. do you're not funny [ __ ] you. [ __ ] are you yeah those are difficult. things to say out loud yeah you know. those are difficult to say because you. know you know you want to be humble you. know but I also you know you get a tech.

we get attacked a lot. yeah that's cuz we put ourselves out. there we put ourselves out that we get. attacked a lot yeah and I don't fight. back ever I don't ever comment that. usually wait no time but you know there. it does build and you want to just say. to people [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you. talking about you know Tiger Billy's not. funny people say [ __ ] don't listen yeah. yeah - now - out I don't like when. people say like oh you've lost me on. this one okay we don't okay we don't.

like Andrew and I call each other before. these yeah I think all right so do you. have a list of things we want to talk. about and we should map out exactly who. exactly yeah I've cuz I know podcasts. that do that we they have segments and. stuff like that yeah we will plan stuff. once in a great well if we no want to. really want to talk about it yeah like. that sometimes guests and obviously are. planned out yeah. but in terms of like today I showed up. there I got up dude I don't know if I. can do this I'm tired I said that to you. yeah some days I think you're like yeah. I didn't say that well either you know.

so some of these are tough but these are. oh my god. you okay yeah I think we do this for. fans that want to have fun and come. along for the ride and if you disagree. with what we say or what we do that's. cool [ __ ] cool it out this is of it. like people that are just people that. get like upset of things that we say on. the show or what we do on the show oh my.

god I swear to God I thought you farted. no I swear to God. I thought that was like a rumbler. tomorrow I thought that's what that what. was that you know why you know why she. did that why she hated the segment. that's not even like we're not what what. she does what she does is Jules plays. what's it game you play mobile legends. mo. Legends mobile that whatever and at. dinner she plays it when you're having.

conversation what is it what is it a. video game on her phone. Rudy what is it what's the game win kill. big theme for her. yeah she's she loves killing how do you. kill on the game is it with guns don't. say no swords. she loves knife [ __ ] always empowers. yeah but are you playing a lot right. yeah but not right now why did you drop. your phone just well why was it in your.

hand yeah see you're being you're. working right now at your job here in a. medica tell her to go back to her condo. back your country yeah there you go here. in America right when we work we work. right yeah and you're on the [ __ ]. clock right now you what are you texting. George What did he say. yeah what did George say George wants to. know if we're gonna talk to Andre we. will I know he gets real up but George.

gets real uppity and amputee I want to. talk about let's talk about things that. we've watched in quarantine and things. we want to recommend to people well yeah. why don't we ever do that. normal people and what we do in the. shadows are the two things that I'm. gonna recommend right now and I don't. care that you don't like normal people. you don't want you don't want to watch. it and what do I am going to watch it's. so good yeah I'm telling you it's so. good so what I've been watching is I've. been watching it because of Jules put. your [ __ ] phone down I've been. getting into anime are you serious yeah.

what are you watching well I saw attack. of the type attack on Titan. I don't know what that is it's so good. is it is it one of your favorite shows. is that why no I saw it before her yeah. attack on Titan is probably in the top. attack on Titan yeah these are some of. the people yeah whoa cool so the premise. of attack on Titan is it's a Asian. society I don't know where it is but in. its basically people now live will you.

pay attention to me I'm listening. okay I just want to see the character. yeah people now live people now live in. behind walls like we're in a like we're. in a confined area that's right so it's. three well there's like three walls yeah. right. one's called Rosewall yeah yeah there's. a couple of other walls right. and I guess toward the center of the. walls like if you're in the middle. society its upper upper people into.

people with money on the outskirts but. they're these gigantic walls and the. reason why there's walls is because. there are these gigantic creatures. called Titans and they kind of look like. humans but they're like 500 feet tall. well right and they're they they're like. they look like zombies. right and they tear down walls and um so. there hasn't the show start starts off. for a hundred years not a single side of. a Titan today we're just living freely. you know and kids are playing and you.

know or around and then all of a sudden. they show up again and they look like. that yeah that's the that's the one of. the main Titans they look like like. skeleton and with all the muscle fiber. tissue I don't know that's that the deal. or you they all generally don't look. like that look at all the other Titans. look at google it that like that that. guy's there this yeah yeah they look. like that it looks like Iggy Pop yeah.

that's exactly like Iggy Pop yeah. legitimately that's what he looks like. super rail-thin yeah and do they eat the. people or looks like a naked eleanor. Kerrigan like I could imagine like. you're dating a little Kerrigan and she. goes out you don't mean to get like a. cup of water a come back comes back to. bed like looking like that I love. Eleanor I love you so this is so scary. creepy that's what they look like and. and what I don't understand huh how do.

they get this way what are they used I. know I don't want to give away okay. don't get them but there is a reason why. they're there but you'll you find out. okay show don't tell me but it really is. a [ __ ] scary because it's like the. main what so main kid's name Aaron is a. boy aar Oh Aaron yeah what a boring. the time and and she has a his best. friend Mikasa who's a girl and they're.

kids. maybe Haase yeah maybe they're 12 13. years old my house they're playing. around go ahead and the Titans attack. right and this is not giving anything. away right and one of the Titans picks. up Aaron's mom looks at it and just. tears her mom in half. like ripped off her head her half her. body oh my god is it blood squirting all. over in front of Aaron right so it's. very graphic in that way what is my. house - what did Mikasa do because I was.

like come on air and they run away they. don't even try to say what the kids. David and Goliath you have to figure out. we do they do figure it out of course of. course train then the attack on the. attack on the Titan is the finale what. gets way crazier than that how many. episodes and where can I see it there's. like 50 of it and what do you watch it. Netflix there's only one season yeah. then I bought the rest on iTunes Netflix. does that they bait you into want you.

have to go buy it somewhere huh yeah why. do they do that they put up one season. maybe the only part you maybe this is. only about one the rights to the one. season and maybe the the production. companies has that will give you a. season but we're gonna keep second. second second third season yeah so. people buy it guys. during this quarantine Beachbody has. saved my life I've been exercising I've. been doing the 21 day fix is it working. for it's working man it's really tough.

it's challenging but dude they make it. so um it's you know this it's the. language yeah. it's understanding what they're saying. you know and being able to follow the. routines and whatnot the programs are. really easy there are the people behind. p90x and insanity Bobby did the 21 day. fix I've done the morning meltdown it. actually does work it's a condensed. workout that you can do anywhere which. is really cool you can access it on your. computer and you know the workouts are. like super short like 10 minutes so it's. not like it you're like yeah going home.

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we might just throw it up on bad friends. it's totally worth it to get a free. trial membership text bad friends to 30. 30 30 you'll get full access to the. platform the workouts nutrition. everything for free text bad friends to. 30 30 30 did you see that they removed. gone with the wind from what they took. it they took it down because it has. racial undertones but it was removed. Spike Lee says look at the CEO after his. op-ed gone with the wind John Ridley had.

written this thing. HBO max pulled down Gone with the Wind. because it has race racist undertones. yeah I don't really agree with that do. you well no it's part it's a part of our. history but a movie history right and um. I don't like when people [ __ ] with. movies in that way like um I remember. last Tango in Paris you know that movie. yeah Marlon Brando you gonna take down. Driving Miss Daisy by the way exactly. that movie that a movie is litter.

littered with racial undertones and. social commentary yeah so so so if we. had those things because they. represented a time period there. historically time we're talking about a. time right yeah well that's kind of this. brings up a good discussion then when. people talk about tearing down racist. statues right I mean well that we're. like yeah it's interesting to me I get. why people go [ __ ] that [ __ ]. take it down [ __ ] that guy's a piece. of [ __ ] yada yada then I also go yeah. but that's a representation of of the of.

the past and now we're moving Pat. forward and look at how far we've come. right there's a duality in my mind that. goes you're not gonna go - are you gonna. say Terry are you gonna say tear it up. tear down ash wits house wits is art no. not even arguably it's the most. disgusting place on earth because of its. history right yeah. repulsive but it's there as an example. that Jewish organizations continue to. fund to make sure that young people see. it to be a reminder it's a reminder of.

how awful the history was and how far. we've come. so she's still robert e lee [ __ ] smith. steps well there's something about these. statues that reminds us where we where. we've come from it's it's a duality for. me I understand why people go that guy. was a like us see put took down a statue. and I don't remember who it was on their. campus they had a guy that they that. that obviously had views that you know. they no longer agreed with but to me. it's like well isn't that isn't that a. good talking point I don't know I don't. understand I don't know it's also um.

even the Confederate flag well that's a. whole new thing now yes it's a whole new. thing cuz now it's banned from NASCAR. and the NASCAR guy was I ain't go rights. no more rough yeah and did you see his. did you see about this guy's racing. record uh yeah what you're gonna you're. gonna [ __ ] love this Confederate. federate flag if you're hanging a. confederate flag to remind people about. our ugly past that's one thing but they.

but but but if you hang it in Pride it. depends on you what your intentions are. right yeah well here's the problem it's. it's hold on here NASCAR truck NASCAR. Truck Rachael Ray sister really says. he's quitting over the company's. decision to [ __ ] NASCAR driver let's. see his name is Ray see I see see a. reall i racist Sorelli he's going to. quit because they've decided to ban I.

want to see a photo though can you just. go do it let's do this I want to say I. want you to show you this though racing. record you're gonna love this. part-time competitor he's not even a. full-time NASCAR driving number for that. truck through 18 races over the span of. three years he has one top-10 finish you. shop you [ __ ] suck yeah no one's gonna. miss you said you suck you guys suck in. [ __ ] three years you've only finished.

in the top ten. time you [ __ ] suck Ciccarelli look. what this [ __ ] [ __ ] looks like what. do you mean you're gonna cut ties your. dad we're gonna fire you you know what. that's like that's going you're bossing. me and like I quit no like we were gonna. fire you the [ __ ] you're the worst. employee you don't even work here. anymore it's Ciccarelli this is him. that's him going to get him i'ma go. that's it I'm going to [ __ ] get a hug. he [ __ ] this [ __ ] he's mad that they. took away the Confederate flag for. NASCAR that's what they look like don't. they hey all look like that guy's a.

[ __ ] idiot. you [ __ ] you suck you suck at [ __ ]. racing so you quit cuz you suck not cuz. the Confederate flag well he's gonna. handsome from that angle what a stupid. [ __ ] thing to get mad over they took. away the Confederate flag look at the. size of these guys. [Music]. slap fighting is maybe some of the cool. look put on your [ __ ] headphones slap. Fighting's some of the coolest [ __ ] I've. ever seen in my [ __ ] life it's just. grown men just beating the [ __ ] [ __ ]. [Music].

the fact that you can even take like. take the hit and stand up afterwards is. insane okay they're putting in. slow-motion I don't want to hear this. music it's insane. they hit they hit these guys so [ __ ]. hard bop oh they just take a thing no. not I mean a coma a standing looking.

they put stuff in their ears to protect. their ears because sometimes they hit. their their ears on the side of their. neck yeah I mean oh oh my god the dust. that comes up when you hit when he hits. him in the face I mean like who wins. though I lost at home no I know but but. did they keep slapping until yeah I. don't they I don't know the officials or. these Falls is that that you lose I. think if you pass out you're done yeah I. think if you're done you're done he's. trying to talk to him yeah how are you.

feeling did you [ __ ] you up. I don't know why they have to have like. this music in the background but yeah. slap competitions are that's like a. that's like a huge that's a big thing. have you never you never seen that. before. no really I've seen slapping no but slap. slap slap I'm gonna Google the [ __ ] out. of it I'm obsessed already alright um I. want to talk about you know have a new.

pet you do yeah so I don't know if you. know but I have three cats and three. dogs and I know that and I have a pet. named Leonard Leonard is - what kind of. pet is Leonard story please so about. five days ago um kalila goes we have a. new pet and I go what the [ __ ]. we have enough yeah she goes look on our. balcony and on our balcony is a crow.

dude I have a crow in my backyard. no and it's there every day I swear to. God I swear to God on my last one broke. its wing oh and it's like oh my guy is. hey my guys chill yeah no he's not your. guys paralyzed paralyzed okay and. crows you know mean on the porch you. mean with his mouth out like this right. yeah like kill me undying take my life. right so I'm like what the [ __ ] do we do.

we call humane I don't know who animal. the Humane Society right. what do you animal uh animal rescue I. don't know some sort of I don't it right. you caught you called the call somebody. you called the exterminator I don't know. exterminator exterminations show up kill. the bunch on the prowl. right yeah she goes I go so yeah all. right call the call it call the number. call them up no no probably nobody would. heal it we're gonna nurture it back to.

Milo wants to nurture a crow yes so what. do you doing are you keeping it in your. in your house it's still there is it not. still there wait in your backyard no in. our front porch. what yeah it's now white the porch is. white cuz there's poop for the [ __ ]. there's [ __ ] everywhere. so she oh we have so we order fancy. fruits. don't tell me you ordered the crow fancy.

for no no no okay we already had it so. we have Asian pears I love Asian pears. yeah you know Mongolian apples don't. like that all right we have different. kinds of specialized fruit all Asian for. us all Asian for us she's slicing it. like sashimi for the cry sing it yeah. then she boils eggs first of all crows. don't eat first of all who the [ __ ] it's. like me eating a boiled fetus what the.

[ __ ] I'm not gonna eat that right wait. she boils eggs just for the does she not. boil the eggs yes right [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ] crow right are they not fed then. she starts going she now she were. ordered two books online about crows. intellects no yeah crow they're [ __ ]. tastic beasts or whatever the [ __ ]. books are called crows are omnivores. ain't nearly anything like parents she. goes there like parents she's watching. TED talks on. like parents they they recognize they.

the mirror test they passed the mirror. test I mean they do their they are smart. birds okay they are smart okay and they. eat everything all right so but but let. me say something except for Asian fruits. look at that yeah when you're okay when. you're make boiling eggs mm-hmm dicing. up Asian fruits right giving them also. their I guess they like at cat food but. I get the really fancy kind little. what's the fancy kind cat cat food. there's an expensive and a cheaper okay.

yeah yeah I get the you know made the. hot the high-end cat food for my cats. what is it from that's what's called but. it's like chicken and what makes it why. it's kibbles hmm I have wet food too but. you know the kid with a nice kibble. kibble is better so with the kibble in. there right and water not not just. faucet water filtered water [ __ ] Fiji. water [ __ ] [ __ ] well you got a yeah. eat you [ __ ] why you have to feed it. Fiji water right and then like then she.

goes look at the crook then she puts on. you know what she does she puts on the. [ __ ] Beatles Blackburn and she's we. were both weak. did I weep i weeped a little bag right. that's a great [ __ ] song if it was. the house that I grew up in mm-hmm my. dad mm-hmm Budi this is one way there we. go - that's it chirping my dad lets him.

go - come here - right there right he'd. grab it by the neck right you know that. Olympic sport where they take the ball. need in a shot put yeah the shot put. yeah he would shot put it into the air. right and that you would hear a large. thud in the middle of the street he just. threw that's how my dad would have. handled it right so she so now it's day. what five or six five. it's day five now right you would think.

that the crow would be like exercising. right trying to heat mend you know mean. his [ __ ] no it was comfortable now. no he's lounging yeah he got a little. lounge right. he's lounging eating the fruits best. foodies ever [ __ ] hat by the way. yeah right Fiji water purified right. into oxidants in it right just hang your. like this mm-hmm it's gonna be with us. forever Leonard. there's no [ __ ] reason now here's my.

idea. yeah he's not gonna leave yeah you want. my idea and they and they both rejected. my idea what I have three cats right. yeah I got it right I pick up Ming the. oldest one she's [ __ ] when I lived on. beechwood mm-hmm I'm in trouble for this. but I got in trouble for this but what I. did would do is I it doesn't before I. had the other two cats and because Ming. was so bored because she had no other. animals yeah so I would go to get the. fancy bird food I lived on a third third.

three story stories up he's been to my. place yep and I put [ __ ] bird food. right on the railing of my balcony I. mean I put I know and I would put the. [ __ ] cat out there right and with. these little birds in me like it just. [ __ ] grab them from the air and she's. [ __ ] business. yeah she's the bed and she would drag it. she'd drag it back into the apartment I. would get in big trouble. yeah it's so [ __ ] it's [ __ ] up so.

you're gonna let me out to go say hi to. the dough so what my idea was is that no. I was gonna do that that's cray-cray oh. well you did before what break right I. apologize for that okay okay okay I. apologize. what I would do now is pick up Ming no. food water by the way yeah no my ID no. food water go you're not gonna die but. we're not gonna give you [ __ ] yeah you. got nothing right pick up Ming you knock. on the window mm-hmm they named it. Leonard yeah that's another that's.

another thing where you're the danger. it's a danger a rape name it is a great. name yeah but it's danger you're gonna. see it again well yeah it's not gonna go. anywhere now right so I would knock on. the thing not call it Leonard hey bird. right chirp-chirp not point at me and go. three days you think in those days yes. you have three days three days yeah. I betcha money I bet Jeff Leonard goes. like this no what would Leonard would do.

hmm mister he'd be out there exercising. oh you're ready to watch it getting his. [ __ ] stressed he knows he has three. [ __ ] days to get the [ __ ] out of. there I think you should write it right. write it on the window a big three and. then the next day wipe it off or hire. Amy Adams from the movie [ __ ] or the. arrival right and bring up a board let. her talk to her right and do it like. some sort of communication kind of a. mess no how did you must know how to do. it but that bird would be out of there. you're now Leonard is here to [ __ ].

stay my friend. yeah are you happy about that route yeah. she is what you love Leonard here's. another thing that they've done hmm she. they go watch this now they go to the. balcony and kalila go that this oh it's. a make some sort of noise you know what. Leonard does oh yeah communicates back. they're buddies you have a language now. yeah I love when I go out in the balcony. that's not what happens he starts. hopping away he wants to get away from. me yeah yeah cuz he knows what you've.

done was smoking too and I'm giving it a. game she don't do that don't do that. don't smoke all the [ __ ] you likes my. house no it's not nice more it's my. agent fruits that is your Asian frozen. my Asian fruits you need to get those my. eggs I know but now we have this [ __ ]. black row name letter hey God yeah we. have an afro-american yeah we have we. have we have yeah African American. American American crow crow and he lives.

on our balcony and I don't know what to. do Andrew help me I'm not I really like. Leonard I like that yeah help me mm-hmm. I need you to help me what Jules what do. you think we should do you asked me for. help and I would help you but she's here. so Jules get closer to the mic right if. Leonard doesn't leave for another week. what do we do okay you let Leonard stay.

inside no because. yeah but then you gotta let him fend for. himself it's got to learn it's gotta. learn that's us that's that's how it. works. yeah so I have a [ __ ] black chrono I. have to take care of African American. American crud crow bird you're given an. Asian fruit yeah maybe I should keep it. what's that now.

I'm gonna show you a clip barbecue look. at Bobby sent me the assister the. precursor the slap fights this was on. some this was on whose Instagram was. this so one of my favorite UFC fighters. is Derrick Lewis Oh Derrick Lewis is. instagram yeah look at this this is a. great clip hold on okay all right first. of all let's number one this is called. slap for cash yeah when you have a. stripper pole mm-hmm in your living room.

mm-hmm. that's a good thing yeah yeah that's a. good thing yeah yeah yeah. and there's cash on the ground obviously. as a cash yeah that's money in he's. gonna slap this man and if he can take. the hits that's gonna give him money all.

right.

[Music]. if you have back at me like that. get up [ __ ] where are you bleeding. from active that's acne yeah he hit him. so hard as acne below and people get. hurt. yeah and then they try to pretend. they're not no no yeah no you know. they're not trying to pretend to be like. super tough that look he took the hit.

but I gotta tell you the sound he makes. when he gets hit is absolutely one of. the funniest things on earth eeeh listen. to this the sound he goes listen how. funny this is. [Laughter]. I'm traveling a travel time yeah and. space this is so fun to listen to what.

did you think was gonna happen look at. the [ __ ] size of this guy he is guy's. got to be 350 400 pounds okay what I. don't think this guy doesn't have a [ __ ]. load of inertia and energy behind it no. science before you let a guy like this. hit you in the [ __ ] face oh so what. else do you notice about the video right. now to pause it there the flattest ass. that chick has hey what let me see her. ass alright flat well that's also very. funny there's a girl just spinning on a. stripper pole as as this look at this. girl spinning as this guy's about to get.

[ __ ] knocked into another universe. this girl's just spinning on a pole and. vans I just love this sound sorry one. more time with the sound never mind the. fact by the way that he the worst sound. is his head come hitting the wall his. head hits the wall that's why how he. starts really bleeding listen no hard. his head hits the wall. oh my god holy [ __ ] the the wall is.

let's not allow the Wallace oh hey kids. can somebody make the remix of this you. know you know that's you know that. people have remakes that [ __ ] song. that oh the girls ain't no hollaback. girl this sounds like the beginning of. that when he hits the [ __ ] wall is it. [Music].

yeah well look at his head almost hit. the [ __ ] uh the head I mean the. baseboards that the edge on that could. have cracked his skull also this is the. internet if you slap me like that. if you slapped me as hard as you could. what do you think what happened happened. to me honestly honestly you we'd have to. take you to the hospital I'd have some. I've so much built-up years of wanting. to actually hurt physically punch you or. slap you yeah yeah it would come out it. would I mean you would certainly make. the same sound yeah I don't think I hit.

you you'd sound just like this oh you'd. be gone how do you God if you hit me. what would happen we just keep talking. you would keep chatting we just got away. we just chat away yeah this is the new. age of the internet though this is the. kind of stuff that like your your parent. our parents generation doesn't know. exists isn't that while which means that. this [ __ ] was going on behind closed. doors yes like all this [ __ ] that we're. watching now on the internet you just.

never get to see what you just did it. you know in their basement yeah yeah. lighting their lighting their dick on. fire stapling their nose would see them. at work hey Bob hey how's it going Billy. yeah that's good just good we get weird. weekend what do you say what happened to. you this weekend it's something unusual. happened oh just you know meanwhile that. was out I can't get enough of that. this girl's sucking on a sucker holy. [ __ ] I didn't think that was gonna. happen to you know span up speaking of.

weird fucked-up weekend's what happened. - I went to a wedding a backyard okay. tell me about that honestly yeah. I'm thinking it's a small wedding it's. gonna be nice and casual and tiny just. it was only a couple people it was just. people that were here and then they zoom. the other part of the wedding and I was. like this will be quick it'll be small. because I don't want to stay at these. people don't want to set their house you. know what I mean like it was a family. it's the it's the family of the of my my. buddy's wife and ceremonies all over. we'd dinner and I'm thinking we should. probably get out of their house time to. say good night and ya know why the.

[ __ ] parents are ready to turn the. [ __ ] up the most fun I've had dude we're. dancin were drinkin we go into this. other part of the house social. distancing ya know we are how and then. we smoked what how are you dance and. then we and then we smoke weed together. and that was fun where you're smoking. weed with another social distancing yeah. but I wish hope I was Roach pinch in it. so I did my lips didn't touch it. yeah so you're at a wedding a backyard.

wedding and you're smoking weed with the. dad with with the pit with all the old. all the elders all wha getting baked out. of their [ __ ] head I mean literally. verbatim he goes I haven't smoked weed. and I don't know 20-some odd years and I. was like oh my god oh my god I was like. this is gonna be [ __ ] incredible. the first thing after we're all laughs. and having a good time we're getting. high we're telling stories and chatting. yeah the guy who lives it goes inside of. his house. yeah and immediately changes into shorts. and like a comfy t-shirt like that yeah. and since by the fire and is just. roasting marshmallows and that's and. that's his that's how that's his way of.

saying get the [ __ ] out I'm really high. no no we're all at we know we were all. real others like get the fun oh we're. making s'mores that was his way of being. like I'm comfy leave me alone I'm gonna. eat marshmallows have fun yeah it was. such a following do you stay there for. hey we were there we were there all. night yeah and then I walked home yeah. oh so it's an in it's in the. neighborhood this side of town it's on. it's on my side of town yeah it's in the. neighborhood and I walked up Sherman.

Oaks. we're in Sherman Oaks yeah yeah. Bob's giving away locations yeah you. guys want to know Bobby's address no. people ready [ __ ] 13 12 64 yeah oh. you [ __ ] [ __ ] fake Ridge Lane that's. it and Rudy's address is thirteen sixty. five sixty four and a half bad bad Rudy. girl Lane yeah she's also ordering. [ __ ] furniture who the [ __ ] do you.

think you are a dresser came in a. dresser came in yesterday did it really. yeah and then it's at this gigantic box. uncle Tito how do we you know me we had. a fight I get him I had to get mess in. my Mexican dude to come over the way you. said that. I'm Mexican friend I had to get a. Mexican to get over here a couple of. Mexican got well on TaskRabbit do use. TaskRabbit. yeah and they helped me bring it up to. the thing but she's like ordering [ __ ]. online now what do you pay them to help. you build stuff is it is it how much. does it cost it was like a hundred bucks. or something to help you build a dresser.

yeah and whose dresser was it for the. route yeah why do you order [ __ ] I. didn't order it it was at the kalila she. ordered her she's just been so snooty. around the house has she really yeah. just like now she's now so comfortable. with me she's just like making faces you. know like to look at a thing like a mess. but she's sick of it yeah the trash. she's just tired of the [ __ ] yeah.

the maggots the cheap brother told me. tell me what the maggots magaz maggots. yeah I mean you have maggots no I don't. have we've been seeing maggots in the. house do you guys leave food out you. leaving food out to get maggot you how. long that would take to get maggots. that's crazy. me why are you doing that you're gonna. maggots in your house it's not like I'm. [ __ ] creating a maggot farm to kind. of I know but it's a purposely it's like. I want to discover but you got a close.

you got to throw away food maggots are. gonna I know that we have trash cans and. behind I'll just throw in like a pizza. or something. and the pizza will go back there oh my. god yeah and there's a maggots you live. there yeah and then she and then like. it's so funny because I had make her do. all kind of I know like I hate what. yesterday I go hey there's some beef. there's some beef chunks on the ground. clean it up you just put them on the. ground and no it's it was [ __ ] first.

oh you saw it first yeah whoever whoever. saw it first has to clean it up isn't. that the rule you spotted it you clean. it do what do I treat you like a mean. parent do you think worse no what do I. treat you like you're fun that's the. word I want to teach Oh Bobby's fun okay. yeah and tell everyone get closer to the. mic you lift it up a little bit so that. yeah and get your mouth closer to it she.

hates that he hates tomato do you love. your uncle Tito yeah see I love you. uncle Tito I love you too Bobby this is. like real abusive like creepy as [ __ ]. said you're grooming or a psycho that's. what I that's the other thing I saw too. about the Epstein s girlfriend they made. like a little short documentary on her. they put it up on YouTube Epstein's. girlfriend's name Epstein stop it we did. this last time oh [ __ ]. he's the perv I know what's her name. Gillan Maxie Lane Maxwell I don't know. much about him I I know that he was uh.

he had us a sex ring Lolita Lolita. Express yeah take kids I'm playing young. young kids. Bill Clinton 26 times you know flops 26. times they were like he never he never D. never went there at the pilot log 26 how. do you say 26 in other languages 2006. 2006 oh yeah 26 times this guy what is. honestly this is the honestly I have is.

why do people have sex with kids. what is the allure though of kids. because you could tell their kids yeah. it's like I was watching this like a 90. day no no it was not a 90 day fiancé it. was like some sort of like marriage show. like married at first sight. mara for at first sight that's what I. like that there was a couple where um. the guy was like a black couple and the. guy was like yeah the girl was a virgin. uh-huh he just it just kind of turned.

him off you know I get that that she was. a virgin yeah yeah. you wouldn't I what as an adult you want. a mature woman that you know it's sexual. right yeah why would you do that to a. child what is the allure well they're. seeing control usually usually not to. get down on the show it's really sad but. usually it's cuz they were sexually. abused when they were kids most sexual. abusers yeah they keep it going yeah so. most of the time they were either. sexually abusing himself or they like.

tight [ __ ] that's it you know what I. did say though you know what's so [ __ ]. yeah you know what's insane when they. were pedophiles when we were kids that. that I said that no it's funny okay. it's gross it's terrible but it's okay. when there are pedophiles when we were. kids it almost made me so grossed out. and mad cuz you're like ooh dude we're. like little nasty weirdo freak Oh kids. with like braces and acne and we're.

dirty and we stinky yeah and then you. see kids today and you're like these. kids are all trying to be sex stars when. they're like 15 it's no wonder that. pedophiles are like oh I didn't know she. was 16 it's like yeah cuz these [ __ ]. kids pretend like they're 30 it's the. creepiest [ __ ] on earth yeah I [ __ ]. uh I have Jionni's helping me with a. Tech Talk account and sometimes I'm. thumbing through tick-tock and I see a. girl in there I go jesus [ __ ] christ. it's like titties out all this [ __ ] and.

then it says on their bio 16 I'm like. why the hideous Teddy's out these girls. on the Internet are like 15 they act. like they're 40 you know what I'm. talking about it's [ __ ] crazy mmm you. look at it you're like this is like. pedophile bait. tik-tok is like pedo bait it's gross. it's [ __ ] gross dude. if I have a daughter she's not on. tik-tok with her boo-boos out and her. post post showing and no way oh if I had. a daughter kill it kill it.

No kill it she would be in like one of. those medieval armor suits yeah what do. they cut with chastity belts no just. like a full-blown oh oh like chain-link. armor yes like a full-blown Lord of the. Ring. I'm fighting orc with a helmet and [ __ ]. yeah yeah because no way what's your. experience you see that right do you. have Tech Talk and stuff. do you see young girls that like that. that do like sexy ass [ __ ] all over it. in they're underage yeah it's [ __ ]. insane dude you see it where the parents.

said they must not give a [ __ ] they must. not know 11 and 12 year olds they're. doing like sexy dances and [ __ ] in. bikinis on on the internet yeah it's. [ __ ] crazy. imagine the dad walking in when they're. doing it alright get out we're making a. [ __ ] tick-tock yeah mark you know. they call their dads by the first name. that's a new thing. oh my god mark get out mark dude if I. you're my daughter. okay yeah call me Bobby huh get out. Bobby your get out of the house if I.

know I literally get out if I call my. father by his first name yeah holy [ __ ]. oh my god he woulda been like what the. [ __ ] if I said Robert to my dad what the. [ __ ] did you just say oh I'll be you you. beat you be your dad ready yeah get out. Robert oh I said get out of my room. Robert read the book. you're gonna come right oh yeah get out.

go away then you were here in the garage. you mean right he'd come back with a. wrench. naima kidding you a wrench a golf club. something other metallic right okay no. lay on your belly right no I'm not gonna. do that Robert you wouldn't know you're. bad right he would take the [ __ ] golf. club stick it around my neck write the. poem bleep humble me down right he would. take the wrench and he would just twist. my ears off of my [ __ ] skull ah yeah.

did you ever put a golf club up to you. like that my dad used to [ __ ] take I. shouldn't be laughing full-blown swings. to my stomach with a golf club. oh right you would you know all the wind. would come right spit up blood yeah I. mean [ __ ] you man would your brother get. this at the same kind of [ __ ] I got my. brother one time this is the funniest. story my brother one time I ever. the story huh where he had at friends. spent spend the night no I don't know.

this so his friends spend the night my. brother was about 12 right yeah my. brother had this Casio keyboard right. and it was back when they had samplers -. oh yeah my brother would go go [ __ ]. samples he would giggle right my dad was. taking a nap. my dad sleeps naked same my dad opens. the door right he takes the keyboard. right then I come around right - look. all you see is keys flying into the air.

over my brother's bed keys right. everyone's crying and then my dad turns. around and you know my dad used to sleep. with toilet paper in his ass what yes. why because we both we all have a phone. we all have a thing leakage yeah oh yeah. he told me what yeah that's insane so he. would he turn around walk back tooken. out your [ __ ] other you know your pork. don't do the [ __ ] sampling Sam no. stop it he's just being a kid about my.

point is and that's generated this. generation of kids now [ __ ] oh no. they're just you know they're easy. [ __ ] they're [ __ ] yeah yeah calling. him by the first name is crazy oh my god. if you can you what do you call your. parent would you ever call your mom or. your dad by their first name no they. would get [ __ ] pissed huh yeah her. mom that's like foreign discipline what. I love her mom but what I can't say it. okay but her mom what you know I've seen.

her mom go off on her what does she. caught does she call you any mean names. or mean words stupid she ever say [ __ ]. yeah. any little stupid is what they get. little [ __ ] you worthless a that's what. I guess you know a just crazy so you. little [ __ ] yeah. my dad used to call me a little at. Europe you're a little [ __ ] did you. see me hit you know oh I got ya I got I.

got hit but not like you got hit yeah I. got these I've talked about that thing. the back of the head alright I got those. a lot I got a I got cracked in the back. of the head all the. time but you know what yeah every time I. got cracks in the back of the head and. which was a lot there's something about. your history though I did it that I'm. not aware of because I see I know now. through your through social media and. through I've seen photos of your family. yeah I know your parents call you Andrew. when are you gonna you gonna come over.

to the fourth of July and spend the. weekend issue Chicago miss you too right. so you have a really you know Americana. gather this family and you have sisters. correct one yeah one sister and no you. know what I have one sister and you have. a really nice family with a bunch of. love a lot of love a lot of nurturing. yeah where does this come from though.

what you have this rage and anger and. that you express yourself as if you you. had some sort of like difficult. childhood it was my weird anger my anger. comes from what okay my my dad is very. short-tempered and my mom can be a. little cold. mmm so the so just cuz you see like we. do love each other we do get along but.

we're like any family we have all sorts. of [ __ ] fucked-up [ __ ] in our bones. yeah my dad and I fight on a constant. [ __ ] basis we argue a lot we have a. lot of anger towards each other. differing of opinions of life okay yeah. yeah and my mom is a hard tough love. loving woman but tough is [ __ ] it. dude you if if I was [ __ ] not throwing. up blood you were going to school there. was no like I don't feel good those days. that didn't exist my mom was like too. [ __ ] bad.

get the [ __ ] go [ __ ] go now is that. that's the top of us well it's just very. like that was that's their attitude of. life was I too [ __ ] bad yeah oh you. don't have that so what grow up yeah. yeah that they were they loved but it's. tough love was kind of a theme of my. house mmm too [ __ ] bad oh you old. shouldn't be better for you now if you. have a child with my mom used to grab me. by the. yeah if if we were out in public and we. were being brats or you just whatever if.

someone was disabled or had like a limb. missing or something she would grab me. by the arm and she'd point at them and. she'd go. don't you ever [ __ ] complain again do. you understand me Oh see what these. people have to live through I thought. you guys they beat the [ __ ] out of that. person you should go go attack that. handicap yeah yeah no but she would go. you shut your [ __ ] whenever you. complain you little brat and usually if. I'm complaining or if I'm being a brat. you know when I was a little kid and she. would go. don't you ever complain again because he. has to live like that yeah you lucky. little spoiled brat it was like she she.

was very that kind of stuff was embedded. in my brain don't you ever complain. there's kids out there that don't have. that don't have half of what you have. yeah so you shut up it was very much. that you know there which is healthy in. many ways though you know I liked my dad. because he dealt with things differently. that what like American parents would do. like for instance like hit you with a. golf what no there's this kid guy kid. that um punch me in the face. yeah and I came home and my dad came.

home early from school I mean from work. and I came home and had like a bloody. nose mm-hmm and when you know if you're. a parent and you see your child like. that what do you do you probably call. the parents well the first move is you. make sure they're okay yeah yeah but. though you would probably call the other. parent your son my son understand my son. don't let that happen again or what not. my dad didn't do that so he saw my blade. nose and he goes what happened I go this. kid punch me okay get in the car so I'm.

like oh we'll go in the hospital mm-hmm. right mm-hmm and he goes I go we'll go. to the hospital I'm okay and he goes no. we're gonna find him right so then I was. like excited like he's gonna scare the. [ __ ] but then my dad picked up a hammer. in the garage and then it slowly turned. in to kill him right and we drove around. the block yeah for two hours trying to. find him yeah art does his name art.

we're trying to find our luckily I was. praying that we didn't yeah cuz you were. he would have died mm-hmm yeah but then. in my head I'm like oh that's. that my dad's like that that's very cool. yeah that is very cool. like old boy yeah my grandfather this is. my grandfather my to my uncle my uncle. got punched he got [ __ ] up okay he got. knocked out he got knocked the [ __ ] up. and he came home and I don't remember. what family Murr told me this story but. they were laughing so hard and he was. the youngest one of the youngest the. youngest and he walks up to my.

grandfather and he's on the porch. smoking yeah and he's reading he's. reading the paper again and my uncle. comes up and he's all [ __ ] up and you. know whatever am I and my grandpa goes. what happened and and and my uncle's. trying to explain and he's gone oh I. don't know and you know he's trying to. tell the story or whatever he was come. here and he grabs my hug and he looks. his face he goes. looks like you're Bob when you should. have weaved bobbing oh yeah yeah Wow.

looks like you're Bob when you should. yeah go inside put steak on a yeah take. the hit you know how to take the hit but. you know when you're a kid though when. you have a cut child I believe you're. gonna have one soon okay okay the Oracle. the Oracle are you going to what kind of. pair are you gonna be me i aggressive no. are you gonna be the same as your. parents were like I don't know ask my. babysitter she's right there you're I'm. hiring you as my baby full-time. babysitter and you gonna be a live-in. nanny that's why I want you like this.

that's why I want you really you think I. want someone that's a oh my little baby. no I want you to leave I want you to. leave the kids places I want you to. neglect it but will you ever discipline. your kids through hitting you know I. don't wanna put anything on tape no I. think I think I will I will definitely. spank and all that stuff yeah yeah I'm. not I don't want to physically hurt the. kid you know my parents never wanted to. physically hurt me either I mean. sometimes getting smacked in the [ __ ]. head hurt bad yeah or getting jerked.

around by your arm I just don't want my. kids to have fear of me well you well I. do I do I think you should be scared of. your parents no not I think you should. love them not like your fear yours is. yours is like torture yeah yeah my fear. was [ __ ] I'm in trouble like he's gonna. oh that's gonna happen well that's the. fear that you wanted still yeah then. they can't go around calling you Bobby. oh yeah that's gonna happen. whatever Bobby oh my god Mike the first. time my kid calls me by my full name. teeth out he's getting he's losing teeth. and he's gonna stay like that until he. can afford to pay for new teeth yeah you.

know I think you know now that you say. that I think when you're having a child. I think you pre-plan in your head what. you're gonna do are you gonna do it and. maybe that's why I saw some of the. reaction of my parents. hmm that they may be made a deal with. themselves that they were not gonna you. know cross from boundaries right so. maybe that's what some of that was I. imagine yeah but everything changes. every every friend I know that has kids. is like oh you think one thing and then. it's totally different you cuz daliyah's.

have been texting me a lot he's been. sending me photos of his baby yeah and. so he has yeah anything look how cute. and I go so weird that it has like three. arms do you know it is like it is. another arm that comes out of it. Schultz's dick oh my god that's a big. day they put it around it but must be. delayed don't I shot a baby's dick and I. said I said to him I'll read you the. text yeah I'll read you the text I go.

you say I would go I think he goes bro. have kids I go is it worth it because. it's everything yeah and it may be teary. yeah yeah because it gives you newly new. a new lease on life do you want a new. new lease on life you wanna known only. eternal a puppy I do. [Music].

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