Friends of the Stone Age w/ Josh Homme | Ep 279 | Bad Friends

Hey. Hey. >> Oh, look at what goes on my feet. >> Look at what goes on my hand hands and. my body. >> And look what goes on our head. >> Yeah. And my head. >> We got new merch. New socks and shirts. It's been a long time since we've made. merch. But we really love this drop. That's why we did it. We waited. We We. think this is We got. >> So cool. >> Baseball caps. >> Baseball caps. >> The t-shirts. We have the Thank you. t-shirts. >> and socks. >> And we have socks. >> Available right now at badfriend.com. >> You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> White dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting.

>> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Is that a song? >> Put me down easy. >> I don't know the song, but I can when. he's singing, I can do it. Go ahead. >> Put me down easy. >> Start goes, "Put me down easy. Put me down easy, baby.

>> Girl, put me down. Down to the street. >> Down. >> You guys know who that is? Does anybody. know who that is? >> Yeah, it's Al Green. >> Is it Al Green? >> No. >> Damn. Let me guess. >> It's Al Blue. >> No. Let me guess. >> He was sad. >> Marvin Gay. >> Marvin Straight. >> No. Damn. I really keep going. Who else. >> is it? Okay. Um, not James Brown.

>> James Black. [Laughter]. >> It's James Black, huh? >> It's James Black. >> I miss Oh. Uh. Um, >> you're so close though. You're in the. right Oh, you're in the right realm. >> Yeah. Let me see. So, there's. >> Okay, I'll try to imitate his voice for. real. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Or I'll do another of his Oh, this Well, then it's going to give it away, maybe. >> Go ahead. >> Put me down. >> Oh, I I got it. I got it. I got it. Put. me down easy, baby. >> Yeah. Um, >> I know what Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Stevie, not wonderful. >> Stevie. >> Stevie. Is it to Stevie Wonder? >> No, dude. >> You went blind with it. >> Oh, I kind of did go. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, don't go blind with. it. >> Every soul singer does that. >> No, you want You can't do that one yet. Who am I doing? >> Well, would you want Stevie Wonder? >> Stevie Wonder? No. Ray Charles? No. Then. who? Some guy that's on fire? >> No. No. What if he had No, he's. autistic. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> What if a What if a blind if a blind. artist just stared right into the camera. with their dead eyes while they played? That would be wild. This whole thing.

>> or that guy with the cancer in his eye. at the store. I saw the cancer eye. >> Who is that? Who's cancer eye guy? >> U Alex. There's this kid Alex. Stop. >> Come on, Carlos. >> There's a kid Alex at the comedy store. and he has cancer in his eye. >> That's awful. >> It's terrible. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I know. Oh, you Alex. Alex. Alex. >> Okay. >> Asian Alex. >> Yeah. Alex. Yeah. I'm I'm I'm not. thinking. Yes. >> Right. And then he had a patch over the. eye. >> He's a great kid, by the way. >> Yeah, he's a great kid. Very funny. And. I um. >> And I go, uh let me see it. >> I didn't know he had cancer. I thought.

he was a pirate. >> I thought he went cuz he goes, "I'm. going on a little trip." I thought he. was going for. >> He loves eating parrots, but no, >> he ate his parrot and his is hooked, but. um he has hooked. But um. >> good old hooked. >> So I asked I go, >> "He's awesome. I. >> can I see the cuz I've never seen cancer. in the eye. >> Neither. >> have I. >> Eyeball. And guess what guy? >> Looks normal. >> Looks like a regular eye. >> Looks like a regular eye. >> Can't even tell the difference. >> Yeah, but I you know I did donate. You. got You got to donate for to his thing.

>> What do you mean? Give me the link. I'll. donate. I don't care. >> Okay. >> Did you just give him cash? >> No, I put a little donate. >> You what? >> Let me ask you when you donate. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a. minute. Are you lying? You're lying. >> I could show you. I donated. >> Give me the link. >> Okay. >> How much did you donate? That's the most important question that. everybody wants to know. Kid has cancer. of the eye. He's a young comic. He's. brilliant. How much? He's also a new. father, by the way. >> He is a new father. >> So, how much did you give? >> Well, with the cancer, putund bucks for. the kid. >> $100. >> No, but then with the f with the kid,

another hundred. It adds up. >> 200. >> He's Asian. Another 300. >> 300. >> Yeah. Um, no. I Let me ask you. something. You want to tell me how much. 500? >> Don't. You did. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Well, I don't know him that well. >> I think that's pretty cheapo people. Well, I mean, >> you're not going to give the cancer cap, >> but if you But if you go to the if you. go to the um um um GoFundMe, it shows. you where you rank. I rank pretty high. >> Well, yeah, your people are historically. cheap. So, >> No, no, but it shows you who donated and. I was like amongst the.

>> You put your name. You didn't do. anonymous. >> No. So, that's why I was going to ask. you. >> I knew you do your. >> No. No. Let me ask you something. >> You do your name. Let me ask you. something. Let me ask you something. >> And this, ladies and gentlemen, is our. relationship. >> Let me ask you something. >> I do anonymous every single. >> No, you don't. >> Yes, I do. Because. >> all right so for an hour I was. contemplating I was at the point where. it's like do you want to be anonymous or. not and I weighed I weighed the two. right. >> I don't think I number one. >> what did you weigh. >> I I'll tell you I don't I didn't know if. he liked me that much. >> right. >> so you it's like if I do anonymous he.

doesn't like me that much right so what. are what good is that going to do. >> that is a Bobby Lee movie. >> I know but if I then I put my name right. then it maybe he'll like me more. >> the eyeball will for sure Just to spite. you, I'm going to donate more. >> You really? >> I'll do I'll do 501. >> and I'll dare and I'll write Bobby Lee. 2.0. >> Yeah. Then I'm gonna add another 20. bucks to mine. >> Fine, I'll keep going. >> All right. >> This is a competition. Let's do it. >> But so you say I'll be honest with you, you do anonymous.

>> So of every person at the store that's. ever knows he's been with me. Every. person I've ever donated to that is does. a GoFundMe, I always do anonymous. I. don't want my name on a list. >> When you donated to Special Olympics, you did it under generous Gary. >> Generous Gary. Yeah. Generous. >> That's different. You don't know any. Special Olympics people. >> What are you talking about? I'm putting. >> And they all love you. >> I'm putting on a Special Olympics event. October 25th here in the Valley if. you're in Los Angeles. We're going to. announce it officially soon. But we're. doing a home run derby competition. You. can actually dunk Bobby. He's going to. be in a dunk tank all day. >> Yeah. >> And you're going to have to come out and.

all the money and the proceeds are going. to Special Olympics. I'm doing that. >> Can I say something about special about. Special Olympics? Here's what how sad I. am. >> Careful now. >> I'm going to be very careful. Right. I. believe even if I claimed I had and I. and I tried to join the team, I would. make it. >> They'd beat you. >> I don't think I would make. >> Imagine you get picked last on a. kickball special team. >> I know. Or the javelin throw. >> There's no way. >> No chance. >> Yeah. What do you think I could? Like if. I said, >> "What event could you compete in?". >> Well, where do I go? Do I Is there like. a try out? And would I have to do a.

voice? >> Don't do it. >> I'm not going to do the voice. I'm. asking. >> How about this? >> Can I just go, "Hey, dude. Can I Can I. Can I do this? Hey, man. My name is. Rango. >> No. Yeah, you kind of look like Rango. >> All right. Right. Rango Jr. >> Rango. Who's your dad? >> I don't know, dude. I have no idea. My. name is There's no way I'm like the. basketball team. >> I'll say this, though. You know, you. know what the irony of this is? Your. talent and skill is wrestling. They. would crush you. >> Of course, cuz they have hidden. strength. >> They do. >> Yeah, they do. >> They do. >> They really do. They're so strong. >> They do have hidden like their ch like.

chimps have hidden strength. Have you. ever. >> you can't say don't do chimps have. hidden like you know when you watch. >> I don't think it's hidden. >> planet plant with the chimp you know. what I mean you must not you know tangle. >> but chimps don't hide it. >> what do you mean. >> when you see a chimp you can tell. they're jacked. >> no you can't. >> monkeys are jacked. >> chimps have thin arms gorillas gorillas. are jacked. >> give me chimp strength. >> yeah chimps don't look like they have. strength. >> chimps don't look like that but they're. probably not as strong as we think a.

chimp you guys buy a chimp and get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've seen the. movies or the TV show? What? That TV. show? Was that the last documentary. about the lady? >> Shrimp crazy. >> Shrimp crazy. >> I love that documentary. Me, too. Rip. that woman. >> I love when you rip the faces off of. white people. >> My favorite part. Any chimp when they. rip the face out of white people is my. [ __ ] favorite thing. >> Two things you notice about this. Chimps. will chimps have always ripped off white. people faces cuz we're they're the only. ones crazy enough to have one as a. >> And two, I've seen this a lot on TikTok. recently. >> Chimps uh Oh, not chimps. I've seen this.

on TikTok recently. Dog bites. This is. like a thing. People like pe dog getting. dog bitten on the face. >> Oh, >> it's always a white girl. >> I know. >> Dogs don't like women. >> Yeah, >> that's what it is. >> No, I know. My friend Jenna. You know. Jenna? Do you know Jenna? >> Yeah. >> She has a score here. And she was bit by. a pit bull. >> I'm telling you, dude. Dogs. >> Oh, well, pit bulls are gentle creatures. and they're great dogs, so I shouldn't. even put just say she got bit by a dog. >> She got And by the way, she's a. >> She's Hispanic. >> She is. Yes. But she's half. >> half. Oh, he bit the right white half.

>> The white side. You're right. Cuz her. right side is a little paler. >> No, dude. You're dude. God, I learned. something. Honestly, dude, you're so. good. >> You know, um I just Googled today on. Chat GBT. Um 29% of all men in their 50s. >> are single. >> 29% of men in their 50s in the United. States. >> In the United States. Yeah. >> You Google on Chip. >> I chip it. You know what I mean? >> Are single. Yeah. >> What does that mean? Yes. Approximately. 29% of men in their 50s are single.

according to a Bowling Green study. Wow. Why do you think that is. >> divorce? >> I don't know. But um. >> or you think it's you think you think. this is like uh the new trend of men not. getting married, not wanting to get. married? >> I mean these these men are uh don't even. have a significant other. I don't think. >> What do you think? You think if you. never get married? If you never get. married. >> Well, because I'm 53 years old. I've. never been married. I don't think I've. even been close. >> What do you mean you've been close? You. were very close. You lived. >> Well, I never I never asked her to get.

married. >> Yeah, but but close meaning like you. live together. You shared a family. together. Like you guys were very close. >> We were very close. And um I think the. next level would have been that. >> 100%. >> Yeah. But it just didn't get there. >> If you never get married, do you care? >> I'm pondering that right now of like. what are the benefits here? >> You know what the benefits are? Having a. having a partner there for your highs. and for your lows. M. >> because when you're high, you do need. someone around to calm you down. >> Yeah. Cuz in this relationship that I'm.

in now, I did when I was at TSA, you. know how I go crazy. >> Mhm. >> I go apehit crazy at TSA. >> This guy gets caught with uh. >> autoblow. >> Autoblow pocket [ __ ] through TSA. >> Yeah. And then when I when they pull it. out of my [ __ ] luggage, I go, "Put it. exactly where you found them.". >> You know, cuz you know how sometimes. when they open it up, they'll just like. re they won't even fold things. Throw it. back in. >> I go, "Exactly the way you found it.". And then the way they hold the autoblow, I don't like. They hold it like this.

>> Well, how would you like them to hold. it? >> Grip it. >> Grip it tight. >> Grip it cuz it's clean. >> Grip it tight. I mean, you know what I. mean? They they do this when they pull. it out of my thing. Right. This is what. they do. [Laughter]. >> And they do this face like this. And. then I have to explain to them what it. is. >> What do you say when they say, "What is. this? Poke [ __ ]. >> You're foreign. >> No. No. I say what? Well, no, I don't. say that. I say, um, well, I use it to,

um, when I when I masturbate. >> You're that honest. >> Well, how do you explain this? >> Okay. You're. TSA. >> I'm TSA, right? Right. All right. So, I'm Zip. Zip. >> Yeah, >> because you know, we scanned it and. there's something in here. >> Oh, set off the sensor. >> Yeah. We just don't know what it There's. something in there. Yeah. No problem. Anyway, >> and zip zip. Okay. Huh? What in the world? >> Hm. What? What's in it? What? >> Disgusting. >> Oh, maybe my toothpaste is too much. Is. it too big?

>> What is this? >> What is that? >> Good. What? >> See, >> I don't know. It's in your bag. >> Hoop. My buddy. That's my buddy Bobby. put that in my bag. >> Oh, what is it? >> Gross. That is gross. >> What is it? >> It's It's It's a um Oh, throw it away. Throw it away. Oh, really? >> It's a bomb. >> Is that what you would say? >> No, I'd go I go, "Oh, this my company. sells these. I work for Autoblow. My. company sells these things.".

>> What is an autoblow? >> Uh, it's a It's a masturbation toy for. Okay. >> for older men that. >> So, I'll just put it back. >> Yeah. >> Exactly the way I found it. >> No, no, no. You can throw it back. It. doesn't matter to me. I have so many. Okay. >> No, it's actually, you know what it is? It's a masturbation toy for men that are. in their 50s that are still single. There's 25. >> still in the United States. >> You would say that? >> We're doing a lot of research. >> I would say it's not mine. M. >> it's not that's not mine. >> Yeah. I love we. >> I had a bottle of lube that set off a. sensor one time. >> And what' you say? >> And because it was too much lube and the. guy was like can't have a water bottle. in there. I was like that's it's not.

throw it away. >> What did he do? >> How did he ship? How did he ship all. that? >> Private. >> What? Private. >> private planes. They don't care. >> Private planes. That's what. >> By the way, imagine though there is one. Amazon or UPS driver or somebody that's. been dropping off baby oil to him for. years. >> Oh wow. You know, one of his buddies, he's like in the truck texting. He's. like, "This [ __ ] gets so much. from Johnson and Johnson. It's. unbelievable.". >> Yeah. >> He's running like a lab on. >> But you know what? This guy, >> huh? >> He also has some at home. >> You know what? If you take some, >> would you? >> Just one or two. I mean, there's so.

many. >> If 10,000 bottles of Diddy Oil every. >> do the picture of it. The picture of all. the baby oil is unbelievable. It's it's. it's like a shocking amount that they. found in those in those pictures and. messages. Look at that's just one of. them. That's just one drawer by his bed. Look at that. Look at this bottle. >> Oh my god, >> that's so much oil. >> A thousand bottles of oil. >> Can I ask you about oil? >> Baby oil. >> Can I ask you about oil? >> Give it to me. >> I have never put oil on a woman. >> Baby oil. >> ever.

>> I think I have. >> Why? >> It slicks you up. You slip sliding all. day. >> I don't like it. >> And it's safe. It's not going to get and. it's not going to like. >> I like dry skin. I like I like grip. >> Grip is good. Oh, that's really. >> when it's dry and you grip it. >> That's showing your age. >> What? >> You're going to tear the skin. >> Really? >> Slick it up. >> I don't like slick. >> Look at that. That's in his barber shop. Look at that. Look at the chair. That's. a barber chair. That's in his barber. shop. >> Wow. >> Yeah. I've never used baby oil for. anything. If you have a baby, then you.

use baby oil. >> Yeah, but I I assume adult I'm being. serious. I actually don't know. I don't. have any at the house. Lotion. that supplements baby oil. I imagine. it's the same thing. Baby oil can. probably be used. Moisturizer, makeup. remover. Uh, yeah, it's a moisturizer. I'm sure people use it to remove sticker. residue, glue, adhesive, loosen knots. >> Oh. >> Oh, there's a lot of practicality. around the house. >> Oh, he has a lot of. >> Well, he was going to sailing school. He's tying a lot of knots.

>> Really? >> Tying many knots. You have to. >> It's like a shipyard at his house. >> It is really. >> Wow. >> Yeah, but they're shipping shipping. humans. >> They're shipping humans. Yeah. Yeah. But. um. >> he's going away for the longest amount. of time. >> I I don't know. >> Absolutely cooked. Look at the picture I. just sent to you. My mom just sent me. It's my mom's birthday today. >> Oh, happy birthday, Mom. >> Happy birthday, mama. Look at me in my. little Batman shirt. >> Do I look like I'm the same guy? >> Oh my. Who's that woman right there? >> That's my second grade teacher. >> Wow. Look at how angry you are already. >> Well, she's You know why she's holding. >> And look at who you're staring at. The.

little Asian kid down there. >> That's a Mexican boy. >> That's not Look, look. That is Mexican. >> He's Mexican. Yeah. >> Wow. But honestly, >> were you friends with him? >> No. I [ __ ] hated that guy. He look he. he loved Mickey Mouse. I couldn't stand. him. I was like, "It's like Mickey Mouse. from the beginning.". >> It's Batman or nothing, dude. >> Yeah. >> That Batman shirt, by the way, my mom. was like, "You wore that all the time.". >> Oh, >> I loved Batman. Obsessed. Obsessed. I. had every little Batman thing. I. repeated the movie all the time. >> Which one? >> I would Batman one. That's the original. That's the symbol from the original.

>> From the Michael Keaton. >> There is only one Batman. >> Have we talked about this before? >> We have. And there is only one Batman. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> I'm not gonna get. >> Is there only one Superman? >> Yes. Christopher Reeves. >> Okay. >> What are we talking about? >> Cuz that new kid looks good. >> It doesn't matter. It's just It's too. >> That movie looks good. >> There's too much CGI for me to enjoy it. >> I know, dude. >> Cuz the cuz practical [ __ ] back then. they had to do it for real. >> I know. >> There's one dog [ __ ] CGI piece. >> in Batman one. Or it's not. It's like a. cutaway to a f when the Joker's falling.

from the rooftop off the gargoyle. It's. It looks awesid. >> I No, no, no, no, no. that he falls on. the concrete. >> In the concrete. >> All right. Right. Right. >> He's got it in his pocket. >> Did you like the second one with the. Danny DeVito? The Tim Burton. Well, they're both Tim Burton's. >> Burton did both. Yeah. That that. imagery, that image of him was burned. into my brain as a kid. And that sound. >> Wow. So, he's the best Jack. He was the. best Joker. >> Not even close. Not even close. >> He's not the best.

>> He is. I'm saying it's not even close. this guy and he the character he brought. to it and the amount of improv they let. him do show that he actually like did. the character. He wasn't just reading. lines. >> Yeah, I'm going to rewatch it. I haven't. seen it in 25 years. >> It's so good. It's there's something. about when he's in the museum and. they're ripping up the museum. >> Yeah, >> it's so beautiful and he's he's being. funny. It's a comedy. He's making jokes. >> I have to make an argument, too. I. thought that not the movie, but Michelle. Fefeifer was the best Catwoman. >> So sexy. She was so scary in it, too. A.

little bit. >> Oh, she was so threatening. >> Threatening. >> and just very ominous and dark. >> Yeah. Ominous and dark in that. >> Everyone in this movie was cast. perfectly. >> What? This Batman, >> it was the best. >> Wow. >> It would think about think about the. casting. >> The music. Well, the music. >> the music is the most stunning [ __ ]. >> Now, >> not a lot of minorities though. >> That's the way we like it, baby. >> Batman is a bat. >> Batman's a bat. >> Oh, that's true. >> Batman's a bat. >> That's true. >> Yeah. >> No, I just I I loved it. so much. My mom.

sent me that photo today. She was like, "I'm thumbing through old pictures. getting she was getting emotional and. reminiscing because it was her. birthday.". >> Oh, >> by the way, >> yeah, >> when I was a kid and seeing the comic. books, and I've said this a million. times, but when I saw Michael Keaton's. face through the mask, just his mouth, I. was like, that's the that's what the. mouth looks like on the in in my mind in. the cartoons, how that would be as a. human. >> What do you mean? I don't I don't get. what one thing you just said. Tell me. >> his mouth like that that that that. looked exactly like the cartoon's mouth.

to me. >> Ah, >> the jaw was incredible. >> Give me some other jaws of the other. [ __ ] Batman's, please. >> I mean, look, >> let me look at the other jaws. >> I know because everyone's going to get. it. The younger generation obviously is. going to be like [ __ ] cuz. >> Clooney awful. That's George I see. George Clooney all day. That suit is. terrible. >> It was one of the worst. >> How do you get in on in that? That's. like one solid piece. >> It's painted on. Yeah, >> Val was Val was close. Just didn't do. it. >> Oh, good chisel, though.

>> But his lips were too too female for me. >> But here's the. >> like how I want to kiss that guy's lips. >> All right, that's true. >> Those are too sexy. >> Exactly. You're right. >> You can't have hot lips. >> Those lips are too hot, dude. >> And Chris O'Donnell was like I mean this. was like gay porn. This was gay porn. >> Yeah. >> So, >> this was gay porn. They play this on. loop down in West Hollywood. They play. >> If I was like the Penguin and that. Batman was like, "I'm Batman." And I'd. go, >> right, I'd already go in for a kiss. I. think. >> you want to share a fish. >> Yeah. So, um.

>> I mean, look at how gay that pose is. right there. That's still I know. Why. are they doing that? >> Can I make an argument about And this is. being real. I'm not trying to be funny. >> Is is that I think the best you have to. So, with that jawline, I'd be able to. see who. >> just based on his jawline who [ __ ] um. >> Bruce Wayne. Based on that, I'd be able. to look at Bruce Wayne and go, "They. have the same jawline.". >> Oh, you'd know right away. >> Do Do you understand what I'm saying? So. that that's why that's not good. >> By the way, the funniest scene could.

have been is the moment he walked in. somewhere as Batman, someone goes, "Bruce," right away. >> Exactly. >> Could have spoiled the whole. >> Exactly. So I don't think so. Give me a. jawline where I wouldn't be able to tell. between Bruce Wayne and Batman. >> Which one of them? >> Yeah. >> Well, probably Affleck. >> A Let me see. Affleck. >> Affleck looked like the most unBatman. Batman. Look, that looks I kid that. >> I don't I wouldn't know if that was um. Ben Affleck, maybe. >> I don't know that that's Ben Affleck. It. actually looks the least like him. outside of the mask. >> But he looks sad, too, which is I like. >> Well, because he was thinking about his. performance.

>> Also, the suit was so insane. It was so. thick. >> This is like the steroids era of. baseball and they were like, "We got to. juice this guy up. >> He was too big." Oh my god, dude. I. watch I went down the biggest Robert. Patson. Massive pass. Massive pass. >> Mickey 17. >> Huh? Oh, no. >> What? >> Good. >> No, I'm saying this this as Batman. >> Absolutely not. >> Do you see the movie? >> No, I'm not interested. >> Did you see the movie? >> Look at his neck. >> The movie is. >> He's wearing a collared shirt with a.

collar up. >> Can you Can you guys admit that movie is. good? >> Yes. >> I don't care. >> No, please watch it. >> I cannot. >> You have to watch. It's so good. >> And who's that? And And who's that? His. lesbian friend. >> No, that's um Black Catwoman. >> Black Woman? That's black woman, dude. >> Listen up, Batman. You better watch. yourself, Batman. >> That's black woman, dude. >> What are you doing here, black woman? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You've been laid on You've been laid on. child support for months, Batman. >> Yeah.

>> So, >> black woman. >> Black woman. Yeah. So, that's So, you. never really saw that one. >> Where is black woman? She's late again. >> That's so funny. I haven't seen it. >> Yeah, you please watch. >> I'll watch it here. No. And also when. she when I was watching her in the. movie, I wasn't like there's black. woman. >> I was like, there's Catwoman, right? >> Okay. So, it's good. I'm going to sing.

you some music. >> Yeah. >> Awful. >> No, you're not. I'm not done. >> That's awful. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'll combat that. I'll match that and. give do you one better. >> What? >> Oh, with sound of music. What? Am I. talking about watching the sound of. music or. >> say it in the mic? >> No, no, no. >> That music my music.

>> By the way, that set the precedent for. every other Batman. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> They reuse that in all the Batman. >> If I If I was from a different planet, sing the song again. >> How long? Wait, wait, what? Let me be an. alien. Yeah. Wow. Earth is beautiful. I. heard about movies. Give me a theme of a. movie, please. Of music, I mean. >> Oh, you want m for themes of things? Movies and. >> I will tell you what kind of movie it. is.

>> Brokeback Mountain. No. And what song is that? It's a Nirvana. song. >> Something in the way. >> Yeah, something in the way. >> There's something, right? >> But that's a stolen song. An original. composition. >> No, no, no. >> They They. >> You guys know. >> No, they redo it. They redo it. >> This song set the precedent for every.

other B. You hear that in every movie. >> Froto, get away from the ledge. That's. what it sounds like. >> Yeah. Get away from the ledge, Froto. >> [ __ ] you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Now, let me ask you another thing. >> Hold on. Just be quiet. Let me do it. Right. >> All right. Do it. >> Close your eyes. >> They're They are closed. [Music].

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for full disclosures. >> Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a huge fan of. Queens of the Stone Age. One of my. favorite bands. I also like Them Crooked. Vulture Vultures. That album is so good. >> We've talked about you on the show. Behind Your Back very often. >> Very often. >> enough where our fans are like, "Yes, who cares? Shut up." Um, sometimes what. I do is, you know, if you go to iTunes. and you go to um, Queens of the Stone. Age, right? >> Sure. >> And they have that animatic like, right,

and it has him dancing in it. >> Yeah. >> Sometimes I'll just stare at him. dancing. >> You know what I mean? You're wearing a. leather jacket, you're dancing. >> That's not creepy at all. >> Well, you know what? Cuz you're a tall. drink of water. >> Yeah. >> And you dancing is the cell. They did. that on the boomerang. You're talking. about like the loop. >> Yeah. He'll he'll do it. Yeah. And no. matter what song is playing. >> Yeah. Yeah, you're dancing. >> You're dancing in that thing matches it. >> No, that doesn't sound that cool to me. >> It doesn't. >> I mean, yeah. Yes, it does. >> No, I mean, >> do you choose that or No.

>> Does Apple go, "Hey, look what we got.". >> I I can't watch I can't watch a video or. a thing like that. I I can't I can. listen to music, but I can't watch. Yeah. >> You can't watch yourself dance? >> No. >> Okay. >> Can you watch yourself dance? >> Well, I've seen it. Well, here's the. thing. I know. >> Do you want Do you want to see it, though? That's the I mean, >> yeah. Is it. >> I've seen it, but I don't know if I want. to see myself. >> All right. Like, it's not not even It's. not specifically dance. It's just like. play and moves. Yeah. Play and But.

because I'm supposed to be funny, it's. fine. But he's supposed to be sexy and. cool. >> Yeah. But his stance is sex. It's going. to be sexier. It's going to be sexier. than your dancing hair. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing I can do. that's going to dance as cool or even. guitar moves. >> It's all in the hips. >> Yeah, it is. You know that realization. when I was 13, >> I went to the the eighth grade prom. >> and all those boys were sort of holding. up the wall. >> Yeah. >> You know, and I wanted so bad to dance. with Sheree Dunham. >> And.

>> we love a Sheree Dunham. >> Yeah. Who do you over there? >> That one's yours right there. >> I feel like I feel like they also love a. Shar. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You like Sheree Dunham, don't you? >> I love Shere Dunham. >> And and then all the girls were dancing. in the center of the thing and I said, "Fuck it. I'm going to I'm going to do. this." And I said, "Come on." I tried to. get someone to go with me, >> right? >> The girls were dancing and I just said, "Fuck it." And I just started shimming. out there and I probably looked about. as, you know, stupid ridiculous lame as. you could look. Yeah. >> Right. You know,

>> you committed, >> but I was It was too late. >> Yeah, you're right. I You can't go back. >> No, you got to go deeper. >> Yeah. So, I went deep and I the Sheree. and these girls, they're all dancing. together. They turn around, they start. laughing, >> but it was like a cute kind of giggle. and it was and I and I kept So I just. added more to it like, "Hey, >> I think I even I I I'm probably lying. about this part, but who cares? Let's. say I was I'm pointing around." Yeah. Yeah. There's Germany. That's South. America. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Antarctica. Wait, that's. wherever that is. >> Well, whatever science says it is. Yeah. And and I went out, but I realized their. laughter was like uh like they started. saying, "Come out here.". >> Yes. Yes. And ever since then, I was. always like, "I'm I'm God damn it. I'm. gonna I'm gonna dance.". >> Who was your Who was your Sheree Dunham? >> Mine? >> Yeah. Who was yours? >> My Shere Dunham was um. >> I can tell you. >> Well, I'm going to say something. What? Why you. >> I got one on the tip of my tip. >> No, I got one. Megan Stallard.

>> Mine's a Megan, too. >> Yours is. >> Megan brisket. >> Megan Stallard. And I'll tell you, she. never did anything with me. No. Yeah. Neither did mine. >> But I'll tell you what song came out. >> What? >> When I found out that she Didn't like. me. >> Nothing compared to you by Conor. >> What a song. >> And I remember I had a [ __ ] Honda. Civic. >> Sure you did. Yeah, that makes sense. >> Well, I'm Korean. >> That math though. >> What? >> Well, you didn't have a Hyundai. >> And they didn't have it back. >> They didn't have it. >> But I would have been in a Hyundai. >> You would if they had it. >> Oh, you would have You would have. country committed. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would have.

You have to Are you Yeah. You have to. country commit. >> You have to. >> Yeah. Yeah. as as an Asian, they have. to. It's. >> really weird if they don't. >> Yeah. So, anyway, um and when Nothing. Compared to You came out. >> So good. >> I love sinking into sad music. >> Oh, yeah. >> I do, too. >> Do you? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Me. That's what it's for. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> It's for Especially it's it's for all. that stuff when you you don't know how. to say how you're feeling or you or. you're unwilling to try. >> and like. >> nothing compares to you. That song. Oh, yeah. >> You got to be kidding me with that song.

>> Yeah. >> I don't know what some of it means. Like. >> Bubba. >> Oh yeah. Bubba. >> Who's Bubba? It's not Bubba. What is it? It says mama. >> What? Really? >> Yeah. It's not Bubba. Bubba would be. like someone. >> Wait, wait, wait. It's got to be Bubba. >> It's mama. >> It's mama. >> It is. >> So you think Wait, I just want I I need. to ask a question. Wait, wait, wait. >> I need to ask a question. All I You. think you you thought until now it was. >> all the flowers that you planted Bubba.

>> Now I want an answer. That's what I. thought it was. >> Oh my god. Because you thought Bubba was. just some hill planted. Bubba. >> That's what I thought it was. And in my. mind always I'm like Bubba must have. been the boyfriend of the guy that her. >> No. No. That's the gardener. >> Bubba the gardener. >> Bubba the gardener. >> Planted all the flowers. >> in the overalls. All right. Your flowers. are done. >> Oh, you've never done that where you. thought the lyric was one thing and now. >> I do it all the time. I just I'm just.

focusing on you right now. >> We're [ __ ] with you. >> All right. Thank you, Josh, for. correcting me. >> It's mama. >> I like But my. >> I think it was very It's very cute that. you thought that it was Bubba. >> Thank you. >> Because mama would have been a logical. jump. >> Easy. >> But you're like, "Fuck all that [ __ ]. >> I'm going to Bubba's house.". >> Bubba's house, baby. >> Well, she's Irish. I thought Bubba was a. term. >> in Ireland. Yeah. Yeah. Hey there, Bubba. Have a drink with me. Bubba, >> I I'm I'mrish and I and I I can tell you. that Bubba. >> Bubba's not a thing.

>> It says by Chenado Connor, but it's not. It's written by Prince. >> It's by Prince. Yes. >> What is that? What's wrong? Why is it. >> That's some Wikipedia [ __ ] right now. >> [ __ ] up. That's how you know not to. trust whatever the [ __ ] Maybe it is. Bubba. >> Oh, maybe it is. >> See, it is Bubba. These lyrics are. wrong. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. I knew. that Prince wrote it. >> You did. >> Maybe it was like a an urban thing. >> No. What's up, Bubba? >> Yeah, I like music. We sung the song. before you came in. I didn't even get to. talk about the the song. >> Oh, yeah. >> But it's called Put Me Down Easy.

>> And it's by Is it about a dog? >> Uh, >> sing it. Sing it to see if Josh knows. what it is. >> That's insane. Am I going to [ __ ]. sing in front of him? >> No. Sing it. >> in front of him. >> Sing it. >> Guys, don't fight over me. I'll go to. Christmas. >> But look it up. This is what's. fascinating about it because when I. first heard the song, I was It's a great. song. It's beautiful. I like soul songs. that sound happy but are sad. That's one. of my favorite things. >> So the music and the melody's kind of. uplifting, but then you read the words. and you go, >> it's dark as [ __ ] I love it. So this. song was written by Elsie Cook, none.

other than Sam Cook's brother. >> Don't make it rougher and don't make me. suffer. >> Put me down easy. >> Put me down easy. That's hard. >> It's such a beautiful It's the. >> It's like, you know, that's begging for. mercy. And honestly, things like mercy, those topics are the things I love the. most to sing about. Yeah. >> Cuz they're so tragic, fragile, >> so you know, >> and real though. They're so. >> Yeah. Everyone you hear that every It's. a universal feeling of like when you're. going to get broken up with or someone's. going to go away in your life, you like.

the feeling, you know, that's coming. Oh. my god. Everyone's felt that. I don't. care who you are, where you from, what. you've done. And so, yes, this is the. kind of [ __ ] I'll cry to if I really. want to get hit. >> Yeah, I like about Mercy, too. >> You are. You're a Mercy. >> Mercy, too. >> Yeah. >> Josh, is it Let me ask you, is it hard. to write lyrics? >> No, I mean, no, because I mean, imagine. all the albums. >> Hold on one second. Right. >> Did everyone just have a flashback to. Chris Farley talking to Paul McCartney? >> When you write songs, is it songs that. you write when you write them? Are they.

songs? That's what you just said. >> No, that was a legit. I think it was a. legit. >> Nah, [ __ ] him. You suck. Shut up. No, that's no joke. >> Get a real question. >> What I'm saying? >> Is it hard to write jokes? >> Yes. >> That's an annoying question. >> Oh, all right. >> No, but I I I the reason I actually like. this question. >> Don't do this. Don't do this. >> Let me Can I rephrase it? >> No, you don't need to. >> Okay. Thank you, Josh. >> I think I think. >> [ __ ] you, dude. You don't humil I'm a. [ __ ] a fan. >> You're okay. >> Yeah. All right. >> All right. I think it is extremely. difficult sometimes. I find it I find it.

challenging because I would like to say. something especially as the years go on. I really want to say something. vulnerable in sort of in words that are. kind of juicy and colorful and. economical like I wanted to and some. things are actually hard. Sometimes you. write words or you write jokes that. you're like ah can I actually say this? >> We we do that we say it we just will say. it unfortunately. Unfortunately, yeah, all the [ __ ] time, you know, I I I'm. I'm. >> cuz I want to say something and and I.

actually want someone to I want a. certain group of people to be annoyed or. upset by. >> what I've said. Oh, yeah. >> All right. >> In in the manner in which you say it, you know. >> Yeah. >> Well, how about this? Tell me. It was a. good question. I'm just teasing. I love. you. >> That's okay. I let it go. >> Okay. This is artist This is artist. selfstroke stuff, but I do want to know. in your opinion whether or not it was. the like universally received in that. way. what's the song that you wrote that. you're like that's the best song I've. ever written where you're like it's no. doubt and people like there's jokes we.

talk about this sometimes comics will. write a joke. >> and it's not our best joke to them right. >> but I'm like that's so I love that joke. and they may think it's they think. another thing is funnier you know. >> I think you get familiar with something. and so you're and you're I mean I'll. it's not exactly the answer to what. you're saying but our our biggest song. No one knows I don't get sick of playing. that ever and I find that annoying when. when people uh are say, "Well, we're not. going to play this anymore." I I think. it's somehow.

I love our audience, even though I hate. groups of people, you know, I I. >> Yeah. >> You know, I get it. >> We can't [ __ ] stand these guys in the. window. >> I'm just highly suspect of not just. them. >> Yeah. >> But Yes, them. And and but I I'm highly. suspect of of groups of people, you. know. They're dangerous. I it's it feels. like the mob. >> Yeah. >> And and and I know that we're asking for. groups of individuals, which doesn't. make any sense, you know.

>> You know, I would like a bunch of But I. would like a few people from each click. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like we just played in Madison. Do you. ever go to Madison to do shows? >> Love. >> Madison, Wisconsin. >> [ __ ] love. >> It's one of the best cities ever. >> It's one of the best cities in America, hands down. And our audience is so. bananas. >> It was like a grandpa, the grandson. >> [ __ ] goth girls. [ __ ] love go and. then you know like tweakers, bikers, hippies. >> Yeah. >> You know like uh. >> you know college kids.

>> such it was such a like a hometown. buffet. >> Yeah. >> Oh wow. >> You know. >> Yeah. >> And and and I just thought, "Oh my god, we're this is this is the type of group. I like.". >> Perfect. You know, it's like a picking. of all of the people. >> So I have a couple of dumb questions I. can ask before I forget. No, but no, no. for for Josh. I have a couple of. questions. >> if I may I've been thinking about. Okay. >> Uh if I may, they're dumb questions. It's going to be better than the writing. one that questions. >> It was an intro question. >> Right. So, um starting.

>> So, um when All right. So, when Come on, let me I want to be cool, dude. >> Yeah, you're doing it. So, >> you're doing great. >> When you're playing Austin City Limits. with um um Them Crooked Vultures. Yeah. >> And you're with Gro and what's Bonham? Is that his last name from the Led. Zeppelin? >> John Paul Jones. >> Paul Jones. That's John Bonham. >> Yeah. John Paul John Paul Jones, right? You're on stage, right? In your head, do. you know who you're on stage? I mean, do. you get nervous around John Paul Jones? >> He's a legend. >> It's It's funny because, you know,

you're sitting on the bus and Dave's. telling a story and then you realize. it's about Nirvana and then uh and then. Jones is telling story and and you. realize it's about Led Zeppelin. It's. the That's the only other band he's been. in. >> Wow. >> That's interesting. It's insane. >> And uh and then it sort of comes to me. and I was like, >> well, I've been arrested. >> In fact, in fact, on the second day, >> on the second day of the them crooked.

vulture session, I was, it was the first. day of recording, >> you know, I didn't know Jones well. Um, and this is how we got very close was u. I was driving home in Burbank. My studio. was in Burbank at the time and uh the. Burbank police call themselves the. Cowboys. >> They do, >> which is kind of gay, but whatever. >> So gay. >> You're under a wrap. >> Like, well, he told me in the back of. the squad, he's like, "We call ourselves.

the Cowboys." And I just told him, I was. like, "That's the gayest thing I've ever. seen.". >> And and I I don't care, but I'm just. saying, "Guess what it is. I don't. care.". >> Yeah. >> You know, um any any hoodles? Uh, I'm. driving home and I had uh a Magnum. Remember the Dodge Magnum that looked. like a wagon? It's such a [ __ ] great. car. Anyways, so I'm driving home and I. get pulled over cuz I guess I had put. the wrong. >> sticker on. >> registration. I switched the. registration. So, I had two car.

>> and he starts getting me out and cuffing. me. >> for illegal registration. He to he's. like I'm gonna I'm gonna Yeah. I at the. time I didn't know that when someone. says I'm gonna detain you for my safety. that I could have been I could have said. there's no [ __ ] way, you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> [ __ ] you. I didn't do anything, dude. >> And I had, you know, I had some Vicodin. on me, but I had a script. I I had a. back injury. I had. >> But they were just tucked in my coin. pocket. >> And so he took me to jail and I was. like, "You're making a mistake here. You.

know, you're making a mistake." And and. he's like, "No, I'm not. We call. ourselves the Cowboys." And that's when. I. >> that's when I made it worse. Right. >> What what did you do? I just told him. that was the gay super gay. Right. Right. And then. >> and I was like, "Why do I care what you. call yourselves?". >> He's like he's like, "Wait till you see. us ride horses and suck each other's. dicks.". >> And then and then he was like as he was. driving, I said, "Uh" he said, "Don't I. know you from somewhere?" And I was. like, "I don't know what you know." You. know, like. >> No, that's that's when you drop who you.

are. >> And no, but that makes me feel like. [ __ ] I I just can't do stuff like that. That's not my way. >> Wait, would you do you think I would say. something? >> Would you would you Yeah. Yeah. Do you. think I would say something? Would you. Would you say. >> the first words out of his mouth? >> I'm a comedian. >> Um uh it's me. It's Bobby Lee. I'm. That's what it is. Right away within. seconds. He would boys. >> You know what I would. >> Look at the window. Look at the window. >> You know you would. >> Oh, you know what I've done out the. window. >> Oh, you know what I've done? And I want. to tell you what I've done, Josh. Okay.

I don't give a [ __ ] Okay. when like for. instance if I don't have my ID right at. an airport I go I'll just say Google me. >> he does that he does that often. >> does it work. >> oh yeah it does. >> okay well. >> then why couldn't you have done that. >> just Google my name. >> I I I just I'd rather go to jailrison. rather go to jail. >> what I'm saying that's what I'm saying. why your pride. >> he has dignity. >> that's not dignity that's not dignity. that's dumb. >> but then he says to me he goes don't I. recognize you from somewhere else I. don't know what you know.

>> you know. >> such a combative statement So come at. it. Yeah. Yeah. >> And and and he said, "Are do you play. music?" And I said, "Yeah." And he was. like, "Why didn't you tell me?" And I. was like, "Cuz I didn't know you were a. [ __ ] [ __ ] you know, that would. like. >> I'm already arrested. It's too late. What are you going to do?". >> Double arrest. >> But he still took you to prison. >> Oh yeah. Oh my god. I The night in. Burbank and that there was this like. heavy set Mexican guy which was kind of. bullying these other people around. He. wanted to lay down on the. on the He wanted to lay down and.

everyone else to stand up. So I just sat. down on the and he moved this kind of. little scrawny kid that was clearly a. tweaker. >> Yeah, >> trust me, I know. >> And and uh and uh he so and and I said, "Why don't you just chill out, you. know?" And then he got up and he was a. pretty heavy set dude and he said some. [ __ ] to me. So I just said, "What are. you going to do? Like hit me with your. fat. I don't know what you're going to.

>> Oh my god, Josh. What the fuck?". >> And then. >> escalate escalate. Escalate. >> Why? >> But he wasn't cuz he was not scary. He's. just hungry. >> Also, he was being a [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> Okay. He was bullying this kid. I was. like, "Let him sit down.". >> But it's your size at 5'4. You can't do. that. >> You're the guy he was bullying he's. talking about. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. He was like, "Get up." And you. were like, "No problem.". >> Yeah. That's okay. Go ahead. >> Well, I wouldn't have let that h I mean, I'm not, you know, I'm not a tough guy, but I was just like, "This is. ridiculous." And we're in here. What are.

you going to do? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know. Okay. >> And then this window opens and this. really gnarly looking gal, she was like, "I will mace both of you if you move.". And I was like, "I believe you." You. know, >> like I don't not believe you right now. I know you're saying stuff and I hear. this stuff and I'm interested in what. you're saying. >> Yeah. >> And so I just didn't move and uh and he. looked at me and he was like he said.

under his breath and so I just blew him. a kiss and and everyone got to sit down. >> Oh my god. >> But it was a and you know we ate baloney. sandwiches and talked about times. It. was. >> it was fine. It all worked out. >> It when was. >> this was this the first night of the. vultures recording session. So then I go. into the recording session the next day. and I've been up all night. Jones is. there, Dave's there. And I walk in, I'm. a little disheveled in the same clothes. because I wasn't going to I didn't want.

to be late. >> So proper. >> Well, I like [ __ ] the Cowboys. I will be. on time. >> Well, that's the you know, I just I. don't know. That's that's me though. I I. >> So I go there and Joan says, "What. happened?" And I said, "I'm I just got. out of jail." And he goes, "Oh." Like. this on. >> clutching his pearls. >> And he goes, "Oh." And I thought he was. going to be a little disgusted. He's. like, "Oh, >> let me make some tea. Tell me all about. it.". >> And I realized that he made me tea. I.

realized he's kind of a goth dude. himself. He's like a little bit of a. dark lord. >> Wow. >> And the wilder I got, the more he was. like, >> I love you. >> Wow. >> Which was good. >> Earl Grey, English preface. >> English breassus. Now, my favorite guy is the Do you have. Do you put milk in your English breath. kiss or. >> or do you have. >> Okay, you know what, guys? I I needed a. line reading. >> Sometimes when I act, I [ __ ] up the line. and they give me another shot. >> I'll just take English breath kiss or.

English breakfast. >> If I'm honest, my my little son always. said breath kiss. So, I say breath kiss. no matter what. No matter what happened. That was not that was not me. >> Thank you, Josh. >> That you don't you know. >> Yeah, I have other questions. >> Swearies. Yeah, >> that I memorized. >> I don't know if that answered your. question. >> That was a great question. No, no, no. >> Well, I mean, there's other questions I. have. It's just I mean, you could have. >> By the way, I showed my script and they. dropped all the charges. >> Oh, really? >> Wow. >> Hell yeah. Take that, Cowboys. >> Over there, Cowboys. >> Manscape, fellas. It's officially smooth.

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feel really. >> Maybe I'm the Am I the weird one? >> No. I. >> Am I the weird? Be honest. Am I the. weird one? >> To each his own. >> Okay, thank you. >> I think to each his own. I I just I just. never planned to be doing this this long. and I feel like someone's going to ring. my doorbell. >> and say, >> "Yeah, the music's done. It's over." And. and I I would be like I I would say I. would say. >> that was a really long time though. >> Yeah. >> And then I would grab my [ __ ] and I. would get out of there. >> We we we talk about every day I say.

>> are we done yet? >> Yeah. >> Or you know what sometimes I'll say I go. I think we're I'm done and I I kind of. look at my assets and go where can I go? >> Is this about showing your assets again? >> No no it's not about my [ __ ]. >> Dude I do not want to see it. >> No you'll never see it. One day you. will. >> No. When we get closer you will I'm. going to see it. I think you will. >> I want to see it. I don't want to see it. now. >> He will if you want it. >> No, I want it prepped. I I don't want to. be too judgy, but I want it prepped. >> Should we get it Should we get it over. with and just do it now?

>> Yeah. >> Okay, >> we just do it now. So, we get it over. with. >> Is it kind of prepped? What? >> Is it kind of prepped? >> It's not. It's a little dirty, but. >> Hold on. Let me get my glasses. >> Hold on. Let him put on his glasses. >> Jesus. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, we got. >> He didn't even get to put on his. glasses. >> You know, I'm no doctor. I'm no doctor, >> but also I'm not a doctor. All. right. So, I have my other question is. this nurse. Yeah, you're right. Maybe if. I was arrested, I shouldn't bring up my. name. >> No, you will. I know you you would in a. heartbeat, but that's okay. That's.

>> And if you're jailed, don't show your. [ __ ]. >> Don't do that. >> Okay. All right. Don't do that. >> Just eat the baloney sandwich. >> Okay. Okay. >> Just eat the baloney sandwich. >> Keep things straight. >> All right. So, >> yeah. Just eat it and be quiet. >> My second My second question would be, >> Eat it and be quiet is a great. >> Eat it and be quiet. >> What a great thing to say in a general. sense. >> Yeah. Eat it, be quiet. >> Yeah. My second question would be. because I've been following you for a. very long time. >> I saw you outside my house. >> Yeah. >> And um I noticed over the years you've. always been around comedy cuz I remember. back in the day I used to see you at.

Largo. >> Yeah. >> You mean on Monday nights and stuff, right? So you've always surrounded. yourself with comedy, you know what I. mean? I see you at the store. I see you. at clubs and stuff. What is it about. comedy that you that you're like you're. a huge fan obviously? >> Yeah. I I you know when I was uh when I. was nine in that year which I was nine I. saw two separate shows of the desert and. I saw my my old man were with my. grandparents. No one ever swore in my. family you know around each other and my.

dad was like George Carlin is funny. right. >> Wow. >> And I was like I don't I don't know. I'm. nine. I think it was rhetorical. Yeah. Yeah. But I I got a this giant yellow. looked like I won a golf tournament, men's jacket that they loan to you. So. here I was like a small child in an. adult man's world and we had great seats. like third row. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> You know, and it was it was tables back. then and I saw Fred Travalina or was it.

Fred or Judy Tanuda? >> Judy open for George Carlin. Wow. and. and it changed my life because I. realized all in this moment that talking. about things that hurt and are difficult. and laughing about it that gallows humor. and you know George was as I don't have. to tell you anything but his use of. language like you know get on the plane. Mr. Carlin, [ __ ] you. I'm getting in the. plane. Leave that for the daredevils. That. >> that twisting of words.

>> and using them correctly. >> Yeah. >> And the notion of being a good. communicator. We're talking it's important. It's so. hard to be understood and to understand. someone in this life. It's so fleeting. >> And so being a good communicator and. being good with your words start really. meant something to me from that moment. forward, you know. And also I saw Rodney. Dangerfield with Fred Travalina opening. and Ronnie got booed off stage. Now I. had never I didn't know that that was. possible.

>> that the crowd could be like. >> [ __ ] this. Yeah, >> that that's enough of this. >> Yeah. >> And and chase you off stage. It's your. [ __ ] show. Yeah. >> But he was doing the same stuff which I. had grown up with watching Carson and. you know. >> Yeah. And um. >> when that was happening, how did you. feel when he was being booted off? >> I was scared. I was scared because I was. little and I and I thought, "Oh my god, something's going to h what's what does. it mean? What does this mean?" And I I. think that's why I've always had an. attack.

>> um style with the audience. It's. softened. >> over the years, but I grew up on Iggy. Pop and all this stuff where. >> concerts were scary. >> You know, you go to punk rock shows, they're scary. >> That's that mob thing you were talking. about, though. It is very much like I. just did a show last night and it's a. lot. It was a lot of people. >> 19,000. >> It wasn't my show. >> [ __ ] great though. >> 19,000 people. >> Well, Shane Gill is shout out to Shane, not me. But I popped up on his show. But. you do have a moment. You're prepared. We've been doing it for a long time. >> Was that in town?

>> No, it was in San Jose. >> But you feel you're like prepared for. it. You're excited to do your [ __ ]. >> But there is a second that you get on. stage and you see all those people and. you're like, >> "Yeah, they can turn on you." Yeah, >> they if if they're if you're not, you. have to be on your toes leaning into. them and they have to be on their heels. >> So, I got booed off a stage in front of. 16 17,000 people where. >> in San Jose, >> not during your show last night. But. yeah, >> what are the chances? >> I don't remember that at all. >> Like, why is that even a real thing?

>> It was probably like 15 years ago. It. was. >> community in it. Big Asian community. there, too. >> Yeah. But but this show was called the. Dog House Comedy Jam. >> That's all Asians. >> No. And it was um Chappelle, Cat. Williams, >> was a food thing. >> Carlos Mensia. and I So Leslie Jones when she was young. was before me and she jumped off the. stage and she dry humped of like a. 16-year-old white kid in the audience. >> That's your bit. [Laughter].

>> Not with her butthole. And you could. hear you could hear the walls. >> shaking shaking. >> Oh, she's crushing. >> She was crushing that hard, you know. Yeah. >> And I looked at when someone's hard to. follow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I looked at Jeff Wills, you know, I mean, the guy, you know, I mean, at. Live Nation, >> and I go, "You think it's going to go. well for me? Cuz I don't think so.". Right. Right. And he goes, "You'll be. fine.". >> 2 minutes in, >> they just booed me off stage. I And then. I started doing gibberish. I started. going, "I got. Right." And then I literally just turned.

around. I started cry. >> like starting a Honda. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I walked off stage and in. still to this day I don't know what I. did wrong. >> You didn't do anything. >> I think it was just doomed from the. beginning. >> Well, some things can only get so high. and then they must drop off the cliff. That's right. We played um. >> what's it called? Neil Young had this. thing bridge school benefit and and the. request is everyone must play acoustic. That's fine. Yeah. Happy with that.

>> Two night it's two nights in a row. Play. the first night. Killed it. Had a blast. And then the the second night the lineup. changed and the person playing in front. of us directly asked for that slot. because they wanted to play and leave. but they wanted it to be dark. >> They wanted it to be nighttime. >> Oh, right. >> Can you name this person? >> The person was Tom [ __ ] Weights. >> Wow. >> So I and I said, "Okay,

that sucks.". >> Yeah. And I love it when people try to. reassure you that don't know what. they're talking about. >> Oh, it's gonna be fine, man. >> You That sounds like you on the. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What's coming? >> And I And I was like, I I foolishly. watched him play as well. >> And he's going, he starts a song, then. he'll be like, you know, I'm only he'd. stop. I'm only doing this cuz I owe Neil. money. You know, it's like a comedy. routine, a show. vail all wrapped up.

into one. [ __ ] enormous dill don't because I. don't want to follow that. >> Yeah. >> How long did you have to do it for the. set? >> Too long. It was It was probably like 40. minutes, but I think we kept Wow. >> You know, >> you closed it. >> We kept No, we were, you know, there was. We were like second from the top or. third from the top or something. And. after us was Crosby Steels's Nash and. Young. Holy where it was like we were. the the cream filling in a a terrible.

cream filling. >> in the double stuff from hell that was. just not. >> what am I supposed to do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I just, you know, Oh, >> so even you guys have bad. We're playing. deep cuts, >> you know. I I got to play something. different every night. I can't [ __ ] I. can't I can't I'll [ __ ] lose it. >> And so we can't play what killed the. night before. >> That's. >> cuz that's the night in case there's. repeat. There could be five repeat. people and I'm like, well, they need to. see something else, you know? And I.

>> I I actually I love insurmountable odds, you know. So that's why. >> we're not really a metal band. We're not. really an alternative band, but but I'll. play any I'll play anywhere, especially. if I'm not supposed to be there. >> Do you even more even more uh titilating. to be where you're not supposed to be. >> a little bit? Yeah. >> Or or doing something, you know, like. last night, Chris Okconor, you know, my. [ __ ] my boy. Yeah. He, you know, he. knows that when he does this joke, and.

I'm not doing I'll never I don't want to. do somebody else a joke, but he knows. when he does it, they're going to be. pissed off because at the core of it, he. says it's very brilliantly written, but. he says in some way or another that like. it's a [ __ ] Trump, a little bit of a. [ __ ] Trump thing, but he knows that that. audience is going to boo him, >> right? >> And 19,000 people did, >> but he's smiling and it's [ __ ]. unreal. Wow. >> It was the funniest. I think it's. powerful. >> Oh, it was so rad cuz he's cracking up. >> He's laughing audly as they're booing.

and then it in turn made them laugh. after. >> because he's enjoying. >> No, it's it was perfect. I told him I. was like, "Dude, that's the [ __ ]. coolest shit." Cuz he was like, "Yeah, you're going to be mad at this." And. then he goes into it and I'm thinking, "Oh, he's just going to tell this, you. know, tell this this joke, this good. joke." But then when he starts taking. the shots cuz he just wants to he wants. to feel the thing, >> right? Well, I think this is why I'm to. your original question, I think this is. why I love comedy so much. And I I look. at it as.

>> it's it's really it's it's the you know. the gallows humor about the philosophy. and difficulties of life, right? And and. so I I see this value. I love the sort. of comedy renaissance that's been. happening for all you guys have done so. well, you know, because I think it's. it's important that. this is big and is a feature and it's. it's such a different night out, too, just going out to something like that. >> I like to be a fan of things. I like to. love the things I love and just enjoy.

them. >> And and I I always would go to Largo. because I was doing I'd be the only. musician doing benefits with a bunch of. comedians. Wow. Yeah. you know, um. because I don't I don't take myself that. seriously. I take what I do seriously, but I don't really that means I don't. need to take myself seriously, you know, and so um I just think uh and I think a. lot of you know, so I' I've known a lot. of comedians for a lot of years, you. know, and I think there's a little. overlap. I know a bunch of comedians. that want to be musicians, you know. >> Oh my god.

>> Yeah. Some of them are some of them are. good. >> Well, how about this? Every this is a. bad theory. I'm not going to articulate. it well, but every comic wishes they. were a rock star and every rockstar kind. of has a little comic in them. It's like. they have this weird crossover and you. see it when you go to Largo cuz a lot of. times there was pairing with comics. musicians. >> Well, you you I've been in bands. You've. never been in a band. >> I I I was I played with friends, but we. were never a band when I played when we. were young, but I was we were so bad. We. were like, we can't show anybody this. >> I'm not kidding. We literally shout out.

Adam Nicholas. We should go to his we. should go to his mom's house. And I was. like, we were so [ __ ] bad. We just. didn't care. >> Yeah. >> Because we weren't doing it. We didn't. want to make music because we were going. to go show it to somebody. >> But isn't that the key though? I think, you know, music is interesting because. it's a bit like bowling. Like you don't. need to be good to enjoy it. >> Yeah. Just doing it. >> It was just fun. We thought it was fun. But we were very self-aware. >> because my mom sometimes would be like, "Are you guys still practicing?".

>> I was like, "Yeah, we're jamming." She's. like, >> "That's cuz she wanted you to stop.". Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was very honest. >> Stop practicing. >> What if we didn't have drums here. anymore? >> Yeah. My dad was My dad was actually. very rad. They were both rad about it. But my dad didn't give a [ __ ] He was. like, "Whatever, dude. [ __ ] smack the. [ __ ] out." He didn't He couldn't care. less. >> I think when you're doing that, you're. not doing something else. >> Well, we weren't doing drugs and getting. in trouble. Yeah. >> Well, we were doing drugs and playing. music, but we weren't getting arrested. >> I I think because I was doing all those. things. >> until a couple years ago.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, >> that that um it is certainly like a. healthy exit strategy. >> And and honestly, you know, in my. family, it's like uh when something. difficult would happen, it would be like. we'll cry and be upset later, but we. don't have time for that now. There's. things to do. And I I respect that and I. appreciate that. Um uh. >> that's Irish, by the way. That's Irish. in a nutshell. >> That's Irish. >> We'll cry about that when everybody's. dead and gone. >> Yeah. First, we got to bury this body. There's no time for that [ __ ]. >> There's no time to cry, >> right? And so I turn out the lights so.

everyone can conspire, make out, [ __ ]. party, hang, do whatever. >> And and because I think escapism is a. devalued commodity. >> So these things where they're under the. guise of escapism, but you're really. getting these lyrics that are vulnerable. and real or you're getting comedy that's. about something real that you should be. thinking about. this is the way to the. spoonful of sugar that makes the. medicine go down to me. And so I think.

escapism should be elevated, you know? Yeah. >> That escapism is pretty powerful. I. mean, I you say it so profoundly, but. like I do love the biggest pet peeve for. me. I mean, we talk about it is. >> when there's a lot when there's light in. the room, I really get a little shaky. Yeah. >> And so, like I just shot a special and. one of the biggest things that we had to. deal with was the lighting. It was. lighting. And so, uh, >> but is it the same when the 19000? Cuz. it's the spots of the thing. >> Oh, we pitched. I mean, again, that's. Shane's show. So, like his lighting.

package was whatever he wanted, but it's. it's what I would have done, too. It's. like it was it was Are you okay? >> No, you guys, you know, I've never done. I'm doing a special too for Hulu. Not. >> this is his first one. Why? Why? >> Because I'm doing it now. >> I'm doing it now. >> Yeah. Okay, that's. >> Yeah. Yeah. Josh, I'm doing it now. >> It was just a Y. >> Yeah. And it's called Finally. >> I didn't mean to. >> My special is going to be called. Finally. Yeah, that makes sense. >> A great name. I can't believe you're. announcing this. >> So, I'm now because I'm now lighting. >> There goes my album title. >> That's it. >> You know, I shouldn't have [ __ ] told.

you. >> I know. >> I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, um So, I'm learning now about what I. want. I I think I want it dark, but I. also want the audience around me. >> You want to be surrounded. >> I kind of want them there. Sure. >> You know what I mean? Where I'm kind of. in in a theater. Can you do that? >> Yeah, of course. You can do whatever you. want. set up in the middle. There's. places you could. >> Yeah. Yeah. where I can just have them. stacked around me as well. >> Yeah. >> Well, but there's also some of these. specials like Maria Bamford, some of her.

stuff where it's so small or Sarah's. done something at Largo that was really. tiny, too. >> Maria did her parents' house one time. I. mean, it was in her mom's living room. >> I [ __ ] love her. I just Me, too. I've. never mental illness on display in such. a beautiful way. >> Yeah. >> And the voices. >> Yeah. She's incredible. She's [ __ ]. incredible. >> As a musician, are you afraid of AI? >> I I I don't use AI and I today I heard. the guy from Google, the head guy from. Google AI quit and he had this it really.

bummed me out. Normally I'm dump get. bummed out by things like this. >> Yeah, but this already sounds like it's. going to be a bummer. >> It's a It's a bummer. It's a bummer. >> It's a bummer because he got scared of. the future and he was. >> Yeah. And he was he was like, "We're now. the second smartest thing on the planet. We made this algorithm and it knows how. to solve things we don't understand. And. he said something like 150 million. people need to die to turn it off. I was. like, "Holy fuck." And I don't norm. >> Well, let's go through which country. could die, I guess. 15. >> Well, I was like, "Do we start in.

>> Fresno? I don't know. Not California.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I actually like Fresno, too. >> Yeah, I do too. >> Yeah. There's a great theater there with. a good audience. >> Trying to think of a place where we How. do we get rid of 150? >> Where are you playing? >> San Diego. >> San Diego. No, no. San Diego's great. Um, wonder if I don't know, dude. >> Countries by population don't. >> in Asia, they don't they have enough. >> There's chunks of Asia we can get. >> They have enough. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> In Asia, they have enough Asians. >> Okay. There is a lot of Asian. >> What if we just knock out Brazil? If we.

just knock out Brazil. Pakistan butts. >> Pakistan. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. They have nukes. They have nukes. They have nukes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What about the first one? What's the. first one say? >> China. >> China. >> They got 1.4 4 billion. >> That's way more than we need. >> How about every country? We. >> That's how we negotiate, dude. It's way. We We need a small fraction of. >> No, 10% every So, China 10%. >> We do a deal. That's fair. China 10, India 10, US, United States 10, Indonesia 10. >> We're good. >> 10%. We're good there. Yeah. No, just 10.

people. >> Oh, that's. >> There's enough countries. >> and we get to choose. >> Yeah. And it's like, you Gary, get over. here. >> No, [ __ ] Really? Yeah, dude. It's your. time. But in terms of like, you know, um. sometimes I'll just do a playlist and an. AI band will appear. I mean, are you. scared of it replacing music? >> Someone sent me some dirty Elton John. stuff that AI had done and and I found. it staggeringly too good. >> Yeah, it's scary. >> Um, you know, um.

um you know, I'm hoping I I my grandpa. always had this saying, if you can't. outsmart them out, dumb them. >> And I think I I sort of extrapolated. that for music. If you can't outsmart. them, out weird them. >> Yeah. >> And so I I I hope that when I'm out. dumbing and out weirding that I'm more. stupider and more weirder than AI would. naturally go. I. >> Right. >> Hopefully it's shooting high and I can. just keep going low. >> Go way low. What is this? Is this an AI. band? >> Some of those are new AI bands that have. creeped up on my PlayState play list.

>> Paper Sun Rebellion. Well, it's that's. clearly an AI name. >> Yeah, that one they have. >> That's [ __ ] terrible. >> I know. >> Paper Sun Rebellion. And they have. 372,000 monthly listeners. >> I mean, are you [ __ ] kidding me? >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Yeah. But I mean, what what [ __ ]. [ __ ] is listening to that [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? What the [ __ ] I. know. >> Like, and I and I So, somebody somebody. when we're. >> That's the band. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god, they're so hot. Look at. there's one of of each.

>> Look at the Look at the sort of like. book reader in the middle. >> Yeah. We got to get Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, there's the Mills likely one. Then the drummer on the far right. >> Drummer's far right. And the guy. >> clearly the piano player. >> Yeah. >> The the the blonde guy is this is like. the Luke Wilson theory where you're like. he's not handsome, is he? That's what. that is. >> He's Tom Petty's nephew. >> Yeah. That's right. Right. >> Right. >> And the front man is obviously like this. perfect homogenization of [ __ ] like. every you What is he? Everything.

>> Yeah. He's just all the stuff. But see, I can't stand music that's like that. either, where there's like a rap verse. and this and then it goes over the like, who are you trying to I I think. >> you can't try to impress. The goal is to. try to be yourself, >> right? >> And this is such a deliberate Look at. that. >> Look at that. That obvious. >> look at the old school gear plus the. computer. >> That That's exactly my [ __ ] problem. My [ __ ] problem with all this. [ __ ] It's [ __ ] Yeah. >> Is that It's like we'll give we'll give.

them a little of everything. It's like. look at Stephen Hawkings. You're not. giving anyone anything. >> But they won't replace live though. And. that's right. I mean a. >> Well, here come the holograms. Although. I hear the ABBA thing is [ __ ]. amazing. >> Is it? >> I I hear it is from people that I. actually like. >> That's scary. >> I don't like that. Well, we have, you. know, Howie Mandel has that technology. You know, the technology they used for. Tupac at [ __ ] Coachella years ago. Yeah. >> How Mandel owns that tech at his studio. You've seen it, right? >> Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah. cuz he he can. touch a hologram without getting any.

germs. >> Yeah, exactly. >> He hugs holograms. >> I've been fingering that Tupac one. I. didn't get anything on me, which is so. different than your butthole where I was. covered. >> Yes. Yes. Tupac ain't nothing but a. gangster party. >> Yeah, that's the most gangster thing. ever, right? >> It's [ __ ] so gross and weird and. creepy and but he's I saw it and it. [ __ ] me up, man. It's It's so. >> Look at that unfortunate picture though. of ABBA and their suits. >> Wow. That that didn't need to be. commemorated. They don't they look like.

velvet sundown velvet. >> paper echoes of Yeah. >> Wow. Uh I I don't. >> Why did they take that [ __ ] photo? I'd have been like, "No, we're not. [ __ ] taking this photo.". >> Yeah. Like put this one out. I look. depressed. >> Sweden's cool. >> Yeah. >> That's so. >> Was that the Go back. Was that the Was. that them in AI? >> That's them in AI. >> As [ __ ] as [ __ ]. >> Not looking like the other photo. >> No. Yeah. Look at. >> so [ __ ] weird. >> AI don't like that. >> Yeah. No, man. But it's we have to find.

a way to. >> Well, it's here. That's the thing. You. know, I I I think the biggest thing I've. been. >> working on my whole life is just. accepting what is and not trying to. >> you you're just not in control. What can. you do? >> I know. Well, we you know what we do? We. do the same thing that you do what you. referenced with politics is like, well, it's just [ __ ] [ __ ] But I'm just. going to do my continue to do my own. thing anyway. Cuz the less you pay. attention to it, I have a creepy. assumption that it will start to really. kind of dissipate. If we stop giving it.

anything, it then it'll continue to. exist. But if people don't give it. anything anymore, it's just going to be. its own. >> Every night I talked to ChatBT for like. 5 hours a night. >> How do you do that? >> I talked to her not right now. Why don't. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Have you ever talked to Chacht? >> No, I don't own it. Yeah. I'm actually. really proud I still So, I'll do this. Like I've turned I've turned it off. I. I'm good. I don't want to know the stuff. I don't know. >> Hey, um Ch Hey, um has Arsenal signed. any forwards yet? >> What What's her name? >> I don't know yet. I haven't named her.

>> But she's named herself. I can guess. >> Why is she clicking? What is this? >> It's African. >> African AI. That's what it stands for. African intelligence. Maybe. >> Do you want to know about Arsenal's move. forward? >> I don't want to know. >> All right. So, you're not going to. promote anything, but. >> No. Okay. We We played in the catacombs. of Paris. The first people to ever do. it. So cool. >> And it just came out. >> Awesome. >> And and and um if you'd like to, you can. check it out. If not, it's cool. >> Okay. >> Have I went to the catacombs one times.

in one time in um uh uhh uhum. uh sketchy Italy. Why can't I think No, no, no. sketchier. Way sketchier. Uh. >> Napoli. >> Napoli. Yeah, that's true. No, that's. right. I went to the catacombs in in. Napoli and the guy was like, "Hey man, go during the" It is true. Isn't that. insane that you guess that? >> I can't believe it. No, but that's the. city. That would be the city, >> dude. It's awesome. But I love I love. >> The guy was like, "Hey, man. When you. Oh, Sanjiaro. That's it, right?" And the. guy goes, "When you go there," he's. like, "Go during the day." And I was.

like, "Why? >> You could go at night.". >> Yeah, you can go at night. They light it. up. And he's like, he's like, "When you. go there, go during the day." And I was. like, "Why?" He's like, "Well, it's in a. pretty tough neighborhood." And I'm. thinking, there's a piece of me that's. like, "Oh, man. I'm [ __ ] I've lived. in cities my whole life. Like, I I'll be. okay." And for sure when it got dusk, I. was with my wife and I was like, >> I kind of like it like that a little. >> We We're We're This is Is this bad? We're going to get [ __ ] robbed. And. she was like genuinely nervous. I was. like, >> "We're getting your wallet taken is only. the beginning.". >> Yeah. That's how it starts. >> Yeah. But that that in those regions, I.

kind of feel like. >> sexy, dirty. >> Yeah. I feel alive, you know? I'm ready. to roll, you know? I think as a former. druggie it's like that's. >> that's my comfort zone. >> You want a little a little bit of. uneasiness to it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Because like when you go to. a museum it's it's so sterile that. you're it's almost it's just hard to. like get engaged sometimes. There's too. many people and it's sterile and bright. and boring. This was like creepy and. dark. It's very weird. >> I I also think that you know and I love. museums but I can only do a you know. three hours or something like that in. and out. >> and and and because um it's such a.

exalted thing you're looking at. It's it. can be hard to relate to. You go to the. catacombs, it's what you will be. >> Yeah. It's your own experience. >> And you know, all you know, I just saw. this movie 29 28 years later. >> Well, what what would you like it? >> Um, it was interesting. It was a. different take than I was expecting, but. there was one part that was really there. was a momento mory, you know, all these. skulls and all this stuff. And the one. thing that was interesting, okay, that's. the Paris one. >> That's so cool. >> And and and that's where we played in in.

these locations you're seeing. >> Wow. That's [ __ ]. >> I wouldn't want my skull to be in a nice. place, but. >> Yeah, we'll get you up front. >> Like in the Yeah, in the circle. >> And And you know what? I guarant there I. want mine there. >> Yeah. >> Like right in the center. >> Yeah. Facing out. See that one on top? That'll be you. I'll move. >> it'll be flat. You'll know. >> And I'll bury your I'll bury your. butthole somewhere deep. >> Yeah. Okay. Good. Good. Thank you. Thank. you. >> It is It is scary to It's It's There's. something about it that's like uh not. scary. It's It was shocking to me how. still it felt. I wasn't freaked out. It.

was very It was almost calm, but the. calm is what's a little odd that you're. like, "Wow, this is. >> It should be intense, but it was very. kind of like I don't even know." You. know, you know, it feels like desert. nights. That's a weird But you love You. from there. >> Yeah. >> I I lived in Arizona for the desert. night is so still, but you're also like. Yeah. But something. >> it's out there. Yeah. Well, I think I. think one of the main stays of a desert. night like that is you feel small. >> Yeah. >> The environment is massive. you. It's. the the environment is very dominant and.

so you're there's something of a relief. in realizing I'm doing my little part. >> Yeah. >> But I I but um I'm not as significant. and it makes your little part important. Oh yeah. You know, and so when I was in. there too, that's how I felt. I that. space is so dominating. Yeah. We played. there. >> Yeah. Uh, like there was one moment when. I first got in there, I just kind of. went off in a corner, got on my knees, put my head down, and was like, I. promise to try as hard as I can, and I I.

promise to do as good a job as I can. >> Yeah. >> And and I and I because And we played. songs that was like, what would I want. to hear if I was stuck in here, you. know? I'd want to hear about my family. I'd want to hear about difficulties, acceptance, you know, and moving on. And. so that's what we did. >> But I felt small in there, you know what. I mean? Yeah. And I and I and I I I kind. of cherish those moments to, you know, like I said, I feel blessed to kind of. do what we do. So in there it was like I.

know what to do for you, you know, and. and and and also in those moments I'm. like I could just be myself. There's. nothing else I can I've got nothing else. to give, you know? And so I I I kind of. I'm looking for the next moment to try. to feel that for a second. >> Wow. >> You know, >> it's heavy, dude. >> Yeah. >> And we and we show our butthole. my. butthole on on today's episode. >> Yeah, the justosition. >> like if you're doing a trailer, it's. like on tonight's episode. >> I know. Catacombs buttholes.

>> Josh and Sant reveal their feelings. >> Sant Bobby reveal Bobby. All right. I. regret showing it. >> You know what? I I I read it wrong. >> No. No. >> I thought we were closed. >> We It's the window into your feelings. >> All right. Anyway, >> it's like the glass bottom book. >> All right. So Josh, look into the camera. and go, "Thank you for being a bad. friend. Thank you for being a bad. friend. [Music].