Fireballs Of Hate Flame | Ep 244 | Bad Friends

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disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends you know what I've been. watching is um people kids watching six. cents for the first time how do you like. not know the outcome of that movie well. if kids were people that were born in. the year like 2000 a 20 four-year-old. doesn't know yeah I just feel like. that's something that they you know it's. like you know soiling green are people. do you remember that. yeah like I never saw soil and green but. I know soil and green are people yeah.

but 99 this movie came out okay okay so. kids born in 2201 young 20year olds they. wouldn't have seen this but no I'm. saying they haven't seen it but would. they know the you know what I mean the. switch right maybe the surprise I just. feel like that's a part of but when you. watch YouTubers or people watching it. they get really like oh is he's dead you. know what I want to give it away but. they're they get freaked out is it black. dudes too especially it's always no oh. no you know what I mean they got no by. the way we you know we've reached.

internet but someone literally sent this. to me yesterday I came and text Carlos. you know how black dudes will get high. and watch Comedy stuff yeah there's two. black guys that got high to watch bad. friends no and I was like we made I. don't I don't even watch it we made it I. don't even want to watch it cuz they. laugh D get high and watch us do they. watch yeah do they laugh they were dying. yeah that made me feel so cool that's. like when a black guy calls you the. n-word you know what I mean and you're. like all right I'll take it because at. the I did a firefighter show you did a. firefighter show a what did you say a.

firefighter show what' you think I said. a firefighter show I said firefighter. show it sounds the same no I slow it. down do it one more time I did a. firefighter show firefighter show that's. not what I said D and that's firefighter. show bro bro bro come on dude it's a. firefighter show right go ahead R was. there um Fireball.

is that what he. says wait what is it. hauken with hadoken no in Street Fighter. is it Street Fighter yeah Street Fighter. Street Fighter hadoken haduken that's. what he says haduken oh yeah yeah it's. haduken okay haduken uh wave motion or. fist of surge special attack from Capcom. Street Fighter anyway sorry so you're at. a fire fire.

show am I saying it right I think so. yeah a fire fireman. show yeah sounds gay yeah sounds like a. that's gay little gay burles show we're. GNA put you. out oh well then forget it no come on I. mean I don't want to partake anymore you. were at a firefighter show oh God it's a. dead end. huh not at the firefighter show your. end's always open so see so it was a.

benefit show at the Improv and it was so. it was me Griffin right Amir K and Fitz. Simmons I love Amir I love Fitz Fitz. right and Griff I love Griff right but. the first part of the show was. firefighters doing standup oh like local. La Department yeah and they had about. eight of them it was to raise money for. these guys it was like some sort of. benefit for fire people what is going on. with this they're always handing out. buckets they need money these guys. what's going on with these guys dud. fighting fire is expensive they're never.

doing it water you need what else do you. need that's. it they're never fighting fire dalm just. water oh you got to have a dog you got. to have you need you need the Dalmation. you do yeah yeah yeah for Optics mhm. right no they go or maybe the shiny red. you know yeah the fire you got to shine. that up the what the fire truck yeah. it's already shine pre- shined yeah but. so you those are extra shiny see that's. why it starts to get real gay they're in. the firehouse they're C they're shining. it up all day with their shirts up. they're just weights they have their.

hoses out mhm there's a pole there. there's there's a pole there's a pole. they're raising money and a floor glory. hole a a FL gigantic FL hole a FL hole a. milking table with Earth yeah kind of. yeah no you can do that like on a beach. you can lay I have no idea what you're. saying continue the story okay anyway um. don't give him too much air. time so you know I I went early we all. went early mhm and number one they.

killed no way yeah one after another I'm. not kidding you who was in the crowd. people whose houses were on fire. no no no no no oh they're fire people oh. it's all fire people yeah it's all. firemen well that's why they no but no. but they were actually okay like who. wrote the jokes for them I don't know. and they all had different point of. views they all went it got to the point. though dude where me Griffin and Amir. were standing there and we all were. holding each other going what if we.

bomb it would be cuz we're we're. supposed to be the pros yeah right so. then Eric goes up there he does good I'm. next right mhm and I don't know why I. brought this up because you brought up. the two um two black guys black guys. watching right and this dude this black. dude had shades on you know how. sometimes they get Martin. lweny yeah 100% you know what I mean. like they get. like like B anyy yeah like you know what.

mean they just get all hold on just get. all like where am I you know I. mean what are you talking about dude. they get all I was with you with Martin. Lawrence I he lost me I don't no he was. an older black guy right he's wearing. like a brown tracksuit he was wearing. Shades and he was just kind of going. where am I you know I mean was he on. stage no he was off to the side you know. how you go down the stairs he was. sitting there with shades with a. beautiful.

his wife yeah you know what I mean but. they're older and also they like to I. don't say they that's insane that's. insane what I'm doing I know what you. were saying no yeah no no yeah but you. know he had like one leg on something. like this like this like this as if he. was in a park on a bench drinking. lemonade H in a nice summer day and you. know what color it is it's pink it's. purple it's pink it's grape they black. people love pink lemonade they do the. way that we love honoral Palmer so this. guy right I was observing him yeah he.

was dying laughing at every fireman okay. okay he was a fireman himself I don't. know I didn't ask him he must have you. know and um he was laughing but then. when I went. up ice cold ice cold like a river. nothing nothing not a smile not a smirk. not a wi he almost looked mad when I'm. when I get nervous yeah and I have to do. well I start getting real weird fast up. front I know you I mean I I make my hair.

weird but I like it I stumble on stage. like a character you know what I mean. and I just start going you know what I. mean you know I mean poking my p PE you. know what I mean like I L go like that. right and he media's like nah nah he. didn't like that I crushed still but. still he I couldn't break him yeah you. never will I will no you will not one. day I will sir wherever you are yeah. come back to a show sir let's see if we. can really really crack.

you yeah anyway um do you know how much. money they raised for firefighters I. didn't ask my grandfather was a. firefighter you know that I've talked to. him over the years and I said you know. cops get a lot of like flak you know. cops are always they're always like uh. cops are racist you know that's a lot of. flak people say I don't know about that. you never heard this never heard that. good but I think it's interesting that. people always say like oh cops are. racist all the cops are bad all cops are. racist firefighters never no one ever. says that about them I don't think they.

are oh they are yes they are oh they. I'll tell you what can I give you a. theory maybe yeah dude they're just. stronger cops yeah. imagine it's a job that you have yeah. when only one specific event happens. yeah right so there could be a month. that goes by no or like you're a robbery. is there a fire every day no right so. what I'm saying is that I I assume. months go by they rescue cats from trees. they do but [ __ ] you all right 176 fire.

stations exist no how many fires are. there in the United States no but in LA. in La I will say this out every day look. at this approximately 177,000 fires in. the city that also includes like small. shop for front fire that's yeah that's. not a big that's not you know exactly. it's not real it's not real arson that. includes arson arson still 46 a day oh. so then they they're always working. they're probably pretty busy yeah okay. well then my theory is wrong. I always assume like you know they're.

just playing like Jenga up there in the. firehouse you know what I mean and then. oh man you know what I mean I don't know. why I said it like that but like oh man. fire let's. go and they go down the pool they have. way more medical emergencies in the West. Hollywood fire department that's all. medical emergency oh that's where they. they uh because we I used to you know we. used to um cuz when you get something. stuck up your ass they got to be there. for all that no K used to get heart. murmur no I get them all the time and. then we call the ambulance no I don't do. that and a fire truck would come. sometimes they have to yeah yeah yeah.

they come why though why what why the. fire truck the ambulance they want to. show off their big. ladder oh no they have I think it's part. of the it's a part of uh it's required. that they have to show up with it with. paramedics because in case someone stuck. in something or who knows well here. let's get the [ __ ] answer from this. woman the goal is to get help who needs. it as fast as possible ambulances can be. delayed or unavailable at the time. because paramedics also are are EMT EMTs. also can be firefighters or they have to. be oh I think you're right because I.

think um a couple couple of times. ambulance didn't come it was only a. firefighter but he had but he had all. the equipment yeah he had the experience. and they had that wow they do so many. things would she get her heart shocked. back into into Rhythm she had an. oblation so we used to we got a couple. operations on our heart wow yeah I get. murmurs all the time do you ever um get. worried about it yeah a lot well have. you thought considered an. ablan you know what it is a black Asian. yes I should have said have you consider. getting a Tiger.

Woods that's what they call the surgery. yeah yeah yeah no um I thought about. doing something to it but my doctors. have always said it's okay yeah I guess. they go they it's like a little they go. through all the like veins and stuff on. one side of the body with with I don't. know you know they go through your belly. button a lot that freaks me out they. open up your belly button yeah my wife. had surgery they go through your belly. button yeah yuck you know how they say. that one day we're going to have chips. on our arms will you do that well you. our information our credit cards.

everything you know what I mean you'll. do it for sure yeah how how convenient I. would do it you won't do that why'd you. shake your head no that [ __ ] scares me I. don't know why it's just like when that. starts conflicting with like mechanical. with human stuff like with brain and. neuralink you mechanical I'm not saying. I'm going to get my arm replaced it's. like a little chip dude you think it's. going to lead to neurolink [ __ ] I don't. even like driving cars that like they. can turn off with a computer that's why. I drive an old Accord oh my God that's. that's why you driv an old Accord that.

you been. broke yeah this guy [ __ ] usint let us. be mean Bridges of Madison County or. something you know what I mean that's. because you are broke no what I'm saying. is you have your credit card your idea. ID and also maybe a way to open up your. front door with your arm oh cool oh I. like that too you mean click CLI click. click yeah but think about it somebody. follows you home they grab you they just. put your arm up to the door they got you. can't right right right right right. right can't have that yeah okay there. was a bump in the night the other night. by the house by the way I got nervous. grab my gun in your.

mansion in my home your ja get a mansion. okay so um my home is not big your house. is the same size as my house oh my God I. you I love when you try to start fights. with me you just started who started it. who [ __ ] started it dude I don't want. to go there you just started it I don't. want to go there with you dude but stop. doing this stop lying stop you know what. I mean about what. gaslighting that's so the irony of this. is is staggering you're literally gasing.

it's so no you're G you're literally. doing it and let me say what you're. doing you're gas writing me so gas. writing no more gas writing oh now. you're doing Asian accent that's when. you're scared that's how I get out of it. when he gets scared he does Asian accent. right made in front of your mom you got. scared and you did to my mom anent. that's what you that's your [ __ ]. that's fine it went viral but my point. being is is that you're scared right now. and calm I'm not scared calm down Cal. you started it that's an insane you guys. go to the house yes they've all been in. my home whose house is bigger they're. honestly the same if you add up the.

driveway and everything oh you going to. put my driveway in it I have a long. driveway how is that an equation that's. included that's that a living space. thank you it could be no it's not so my. point is is this okay let me reiterate. and let me re resay it because the first. time I went to his house was during his. birthday party right my old house the. new one yeah I don't want to Starfy with. you but I you're doing it I know but I. walked in and I remember going oh I. might have to move that's the first. thought what do you mean because you.

that's let me I want to be honest with. you dude sure all. right I went to your front lawn pretty. good nice lawn thanks you have a gate. the whole thing yeah electrical you know. gate system right mhm you walked out of. these gigantic doors not that your house. is big but you have gigantic doors it's. a big door I'm 6'1 right right I mean. all doors are big to you right okay you. can make fun of me all you want but I'm. just I'm trying to be honest with well. I'm also trying to put comedy in the. show yeah yeah okay and so then um you. come on in Lang M or whatever you.

[ __ ] you always say you know what I. mean what make something up funny if. you're going to say that make it up and. be funny Ling Ling or whatever yeah say. come on in Ling Ling I go Ling Ling's. here yeah Ling Ling's here but I walk in. and I remember my first thing is I. looked around High ceilings do not have. high ceilings yeah they're they're tall. very right well they're tall right and. then I also like I'm like the living. room is so far away from where I. am in the back house I even know where. it is it's in the back of the house yeah. so it's like you know my sight isn't.

that bad right your house you have to go. up to the living room you can also not. see it thank you you have to walk. upstairs to your living room and your. house M's two studio apartments on top. of each other yeah you went up there. they have bedrooms thank you. m you now I will admit that my house is. I I prefer the design of my house better. than yours sure that's why you live. there yeah with cat [ __ ] all over the. [ __ ] place it's great okay you can. make jokes that that's the show that. we're on I I know you can do what you're.

doing right now dude and I'm fine with. it because I'm just being honest with. you I walk in high ceilings I go I don't. know where the living room but it's. pretty far away probably half a mile. away and I walked in there and then I. went um my thought was I might have to. at least get a house comparable to this. because I want to feel like we're at on. the same level but I remember having. these thoughts and why would I have. these thoughts Carlos do you think. you're breaking the tenth commandment. it's jealousy exactly dude what is that. it's jealousy thou shall not cover covet.

that neighbor dude don't CET me I was. coveting you dude stop coveting me I'm. going to cover for the rest of my life I. don't want you yeah yeah yeah yeah D I'm. covet King you're already breaking so. many of the so here's what it is you. live in a house bigger than 99.9% of the. houses in the in the world can we say. that well the world yeah most people. live in [ __ ] Huts exactly so that I'm. not being lying not bigger than 99% of. the United States yeah no it's not let's. move on so what were we going to say. it's not even like. what let's move on what are you going to.

say well if you let me tell the story. that's not it at all let me finish my. little Point here cuz there was a. gunshot outside okay it could have been. in the house and then there was rustling. next door okay like continue and then I. got worried all right so start I grabbed. start from start start from the. beginning go ahead there was you're in. your Mansion go. ahead yeah so you're laying you're. laying down well I'm in one of my. hyperbaric chambers that I. sleep yeah no so I was in my money room. and it I was sleeping I have a money. room that I sleep in yeah and uh I was. swimming actually I was taking a late.

night Scrooge McDuck swim I have gold. coins yeah you have a m it's a 30 foot. pool of money yeah no I'm sleeping I. hear a gunshot I panic O then there's a. text stream between our neighbors did. anybody hear that who heard blah blah. blah you know like there's a so then I'm. really like on edge so then I grab my. gun and I go downstairs you have a gun. in my underwear you have a gun mhm be. real yeah what kind I have a clock. yeah okay so bring your block I bring my.

gun downstairs yeah and I walk outside. that's me that's what I look like from. American History X. yes and I was. outside scanning around for the noises. that I was hearing cuz I was hearing. noises then after the shot so I thought. can you can you someone's on the run. from the cops in my mind and they're. jumping into yards that's my biggest. fear as someone tries to like break into. your house this happened last night no. no no this is like four nights ago okay. so I was with somebody in my house what. same same thing yeah.

okay and this person that was in my. house a young lady you know I mean. obviously yeah she goes is there always. a helicopter above your house this is. four day nights ago and and you're. saying I'm rich you used to have a. helicopter waiting for you at all hours. of the. night I don't own it I know I don't own. it it just takes me to the com ready to. go takes me to the com no there was. literally a helicopter doing a circle in. my neighbor with the Spotlight oh that. hate dude Panic so what I'm saying is it.

could have been the same night that you. heard the gunot cuz we live five minutes. away from each other true so this could. be connected okay so [ __ ] I didn't. hear a helicopter I'm scared it's quiet. outside there's rustling and banging and. I'm nervous right and I'm very scared. because I think this is how I die she's. fine I'll get killed is your wife. sleeping she's wide awake she's scared. cuz we both heard it and then of course. I'm out there and.

rustling rustling I go peek around the. corner oh it's just a raccoon on a. garbage can that's it how did he shot he. had a. gun a little raccoon with a gun I see. yeah yeah yeah and he was just trying to. get food I think you're lying yeah I am. yeah yeah yeah I feel like you're lying. no no but it did there was a loud rust. it it did Scare the what time was it I'm. being real that cuz I remember going. what is going on in our neighborhood had. it been not super late but like I mean. not early in the morning maybe like 1:00.

a.m. it wasn't that it was like I just. had started to fall asleep just after. midnight I'm so glad you brought that up. because it just brought up another thing. that I have a problem with you about. okay today all day today all day today. it kind of made me mad can somebody draw. a raccoon with a gun for the show yeah. please on a trash can draft King sports. book the NBA is finally back it's my. favorite sport here's a way to get even. more into this action following your. favorite players playing pick six from.

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know you have a couple name one Charlie. day that's not my best friend he's a. buddy you're my best anyway and we share. things yes fluids yeah right um ideas um. also our loves and dislikes that's true. okay and um I don't like it when you. hoard things though what did I keep from. you I'm going to tell you in a second. okay okay I don't like it when you hoard. things and I I draw the line here okay. okay don't do that well what is it don't.

do that with your [ __ ] nose well. that's I get nervous okay so um I was at. the comedy store the other night maybe a. week ago yeah and Brent Moren goes. there's a great restaurant okay and I go. really he goes I think it's you know. Rivals like the best why you smiling I. know what it is I know exactly what it. is I know I know you know right I know. you know okay so he said it's. Blvd on Ventura yeah I had no idea about. it right right so in my mind I'm you. know I'm on a date we go make. reservations I sit down and um the.

waiter comes up to me and the manager. mhm and they go finally and I go finally. what they go well Andrew comes here. twice a week I stop stop stop this is. the [ __ ] truth and I'm telling you. the truth and I don't like it when. people laugh at trisms it's insane it's. not insane twice said twice a week and. we were wondering when you're going to. come in here right and I went.

yeah like how many that's they go a lot. he comes in a lot no he doesn't I'm GNA. tell you why this is true okay in a. second okay they go okay wow you never. really ever mentioned it right and then. um the food's great it's F it's. excellent it's excellent right delicious. and then you I text you the menu picture. of the menu and and you go oh yeah that. place is great and I said I'm close yeah. and I yeah I'm close and I go there all. the time and I said can I over after no. yes I did oh maybe what I'm saying is.

that you hoarded that restaurant I did. not you did and you know what dude I'll. start hoarding pissing me off dude I'll. start hoarding friends um restaurants. and yogurt shops and coffee shops and. everything right and keep secrets to. myself that's [ __ ] up dude that's a. great restaurant okay you do it all the. time such you do it all the time such an. exagger he does it all the time I've. shared more than I've taken away another. one a Mexican restaurant he's done at. which one I forgot what called but. you're like and and I go to the spot oh.

no what it was is Italian restaurant. remember the Italian restaurant near our. house yes yeah and you go and I we're. sitting there and you go yeah come here. I've been coming here for years right. and it's like two minutes from my house. I go hm never heard of it yeah but that. first of all yeah so it's hoarding thing. I share more than I I share more than I. hoard hey hey I Bobby is here saying the. manager at Boulevard Blvd says that I go. there uh twice a week or I I go there. all the time how many times have we gone.

there we've been there twice thank you. we've only been was it in the same week. same week no no months apart twice that. you're aware. of B why why is that not the truth I've. I've only been twice thank you so much. thank you thank you that's [ __ ] in. your [ __ ] face that's not she's. always been on your side no [ __ ] in a in. a in a war she's on your side but first. of all yeah yeah twice a week is chaos.

what I want to say is I will never I. don't hoard from you and I and I and. it's not deliberate but I've introduced. you to a lot of spots let's be honest. I've taken you to spots and I've gone I. think you'd like this and he knows. that's true and you go this is really. good thank you for telling me yeah but. when you say I've been cutting for years. then it kind of hurts me that's fine. that place is brand new but the Italian. place was my little spot yes that was. and you heard of that I you me that fine. that's fine okay okay so he does you. know why can I tell you why because I. like to go alone I used to like to go to. that place alone okay so sometimes when.

I was your quiet time at a fancy Italian. restaurant okay yeah I've seen you eat. alone thank you yeah I have no friends. oh me [ __ ] either no one will eat. what you're the only guy I know do you. what hello hello oh my God you are. doctor. friend dude you're Professor friend dude. dude you have so many friends you're the. [ __ ] guy of friends dude did I go to. the med school for friends yeah let me. see you're always I'm on a golfing trip.

with all your friends let me tell you. I'm alone when I walk in a room oh my. God I can't even believe what I when I. walk in a room well you guys don't back. me up either you know he has more. friends when I walk in a room the theme. song of Friends comes on that's how many. friends I have everywhere I go I'll be. there yeah where everybody knows your. name your cheers it is Bobby's bum bum. yeah yeah I you have friends that was. really good that was really good but but.

also um Carlos all right um let's be can. we be honest yeah you don't hang out. with a lot of people exactly you're just. like on date thank you so Professor. friend okay it sounds like a you. thing than a me thing and I'm your best. friend or one of them apparently you. don't have any [ __ ] friends so I'm. not even your best friend you don't even. have any friends that's Mor you're. almost. there I should be there you're almost. there dude who else chain some of your. behaviors what the [ __ ] aing no yeah.

yeah open your open your heart complete. me one person on Earth name one person. on Earth that's not blood to you that. cares about cares about you the way I. care about you and is Jean Hong Jean. Hong does he check in yeah I could text. you right now he I texted me today what. did he say today I I'll show you I'm. glad you said that bring bring it up let. me see he's your best friend yeah he. goes. um we when can we do dinner and catch up. yeah I said this weekend what' he say.

what's the previous text he goes uh he. goes did you eat yet I'm hungry and dumb. already ate I go I'm on OIC and I go I. knew it he goes I knew it [ __ ] I'm going. to be the fat one in the group now then. Saturday goes dinner didn't respond to. that fat one wait wait wait the group oh. this is like the group of the friends. that's interesting that's an interesting. thing to bring up your honor did you. just interesting interesting interesting. the group which which means. dumbfounded okay okay who else is in.

your little group Ali Wong who else is. in your little group Jimmy o yangling. who else is in your group Ronnie Chang. but Asians are not considered a yeah. wait wait Asians aren't considered a. full complete person we're like clowns. you we're like clowns right if like some. 80 of Us come out of the car it's like. one person well five to one. right one person person so my point is. is that you can't count that I think I. and it's also when I do Asian Korean. Gatherings right they just have happen. to be there that's what friends do yeah.

you just happen to show up you know and. it's like a ching chong Fest I don't. know how what else call call it you know. it's an Asian Fest yeah yeah I I read. the I shouldn't have read the text yeah. it gave it away yeah you buried yourself. yeah I buried myself in that you buried. yourself that's why I'm you know I'd be. a bad lawyer I would forget things yeah. oh no you just you would just give them. information they should [ __ ] have. yeah yeah by the way speaking of lawyers. we let's not go to this yet oh no I know. no let's I me no I mean you let's get it. over with no okay you asked me why I was.

bummed out lately yeah I think that was. the foundation of. it. so I did see this I sent this to you you. you rubbed it in my face last week no I. didn't no I didn't I what I said was you. rub it you rubbed it in my I said it's. blasphemy and I said to Carlos smirk I. said he's going to be pissed off yeah. Tom Delong is being inducted into the. pawe high school hall of of Fame Tom. dong of Blink.

182 by the way the thing that I was. upset about was there was another woman. that was inducted who I don't think is. famous none of them are well Tom Delong. he's the only he's the first guy that's. famous that is actually in the Hall of. Fame before it's like scientists and. there was one guy an actor who was like. he started a community theater in North. Park you mean for gay men it's like okay. he's in well maybe you need do something. like that important work something for.

the community oh you think I'm not doing. an important work for for them yeah but. I I can't I don't know what they want. and and and when I went to school there. I didn't know what they wanted you I. didn't feel a part of I felt. ostracized not by the school Itself by. the people that inhabited it well just. the whole I mean you have to understand. po high school was that controversy. where that kid wore that anti-gay. t-shirt and he went to court for it I. don't remember yeah look it up so Powe.

High some kid wore I I hate gays or. something like that oh it was like it. was like a derogatory T-shirt with you. know I mean that expressed his point of. view about gay is not okay is that what. he wore I don't know but what what I. want to say is what I've done for the. school okay it was I was on two sporting. teams yeah wrestling and uh tennis oh. right what I forgot yeah yeah um I was a. pure counselor you were yeah wow um I.

don't know why you're smirking guy so I. I thought you said it was a pair. counselor at first and I thought yeah. like the fruit mhm I didn't know they. did counselors by. [Music]. [Laughter]. shape a good one all right good one you. were a peer counselor you were on two. sports two sports everybody liked you. you were a musician did you play at the. school no I wasn't a musician then but I. was also in a play and also fourthly. though I was was um I got sober my. junior year right so my senior year I.

was like you know I participated and you. know what I. mean 12ep kind of things and spread a. positive message you know me at school. you know I think what they're um they're. basing on is my. nudity and my what does that have to do. with anything that's what I'm that I. mean that's my point of view no I think. they're basing it on I think they're. basing it on the fact that you are um. free creative wild unhinged and these.

people on that list are probably bridled. protected safe you're free you're an. artist yeah they don't have any wild. artists on there like did you remember. like um they had um a counselor for like. I was it called it was like a. occupational counselor or something. where you know that you would see. somebody like you know I mean a staff. member of the school and they would. direct your life yeah occupational. therapist or whatever they yeah had that. where it was like and I remember going. in they're like all right well um they.

looked at my grades and they go wood. shop and I go I was a junior I was like. wood shop I mean that's CU you're. failing in all these things and you have. no asset or ability right and I'm like. you know I I if I could go back now I. would go yeah but I'm funny is that is. there a path for that right but that to. that school that kind of is not even a. they wouldn't never promote that or give. you an opt option wasn't an artistic. school didn't have like yeah it's like.

it's either you become an engineer a. lawyer doctor whatever whatever right. you know a businessman or you're working. with wood right you mean caring [ __ ] I. don't know what you know what I mean you. know me you're a weld or or whatever you. know I've also never never in my life. seen an Asian Carpenter yeah you. wouldn't last a. day I've never seen an Asian look Google. are there Asian Carpenters I cannot was. Jesus Asian. I don't think there's ever been an Asian. Carpenter yes there are Asian Carpenter.

there buildings who built the buildings. in Asia the buildings in Asia we send. white people over there no afans not. Africans there's a guy's Instagram. called the Asian Carpenter exactly well. let me see some of his work let's see. some of his work dude look at that table. okay dude that's a standard very good. table he built just the legs it says he. didn't even build the top all right [ __ ]. this guy anyway that's nice doesn't look. any carpentry to. me oh staircasing that's the ceiling.

oh uh oh anyway um anyway but what I. mean it's just so I remember at school. when I was in high school I was like I. remember going oh I'm [ __ ] yeah I I. felt the exact same CU like you have. they they told you to your face there is. no future for you yeah and this is where. you we suggest you go and I'm like I. can't believe there's no way so I had to. go out in the world and you know feel. some pain yeah and then it drove me into.

whatever I'm doing now but um look at. what you look at you now I think that in. many ways pyro pway High School drove me. into this because it's like they were. they didn't support me right and so um. that made you stronger so now you know. what with that point of view I don't. want to be in the Hall of Fame good but. you do I don't you do a little bit I do. yeah I sure do but you know what. but if it doesn't happen I understand it.

should happen and I don't understand and. I will say this I'm going down to San. Diego to do shows down there I'm. thinking about stopping by no when are. you going paying a little when are you. going visit when are you going I think. it's in February I don't know I have to. I have to go with you yeah you do I. think I'm going to pay a little [ __ ]. visit to I think it's the move in fact. you know what I would love to do you. Doug Stan hope used to do shows at. Montreal across the street from like the. corporate venues or whatever I think it. was Montreal yeah you you heard about I. remember that yeah we should do a show.

across the street a popup show across. the street from powerway high where is. pway look up powerway and what's across. the street is it like a field or. something I think there's a theater. attached to power High School I don't. know if you can rent that out it's got. to be theirs though oh that's right. that's on them yeah listen up if there's. anybody yeah the per Performing Art. Center look at has nothing to do with. the high school I think yeah that P. center for the I think I don't I think. it's attached to the school but I think. that it's private like we can rent it. maybe we should do our 250 episodes from.

there just getting sick of his [ __ ] I I. know just getting real sick of his [ __ ]. let's let go of this I mean are you in. yours Hall of Fame at your school there. is no we don't have a Hall of Fame but. I'm in like the Wikipedia page yeah me. too I'm in the Wikipedia yeah no we. don't we don't have a Hall of Fame yeah. yeah you don't have one no it's actually. very weird I've never heard why you. start one up well I've never heard of. this until your school do you guys know. about you're Hall of Fame having Andreas. I'm clearly not asking you you didn't go. to high school yeah yeah I mean well. you're Carlos your school doesn't have a. hall of Fame no my dad's in the Hall of. Fame at the military school I went to.

that's not what we asked that's not what. we asked I was just proud yeah it has. nothing to do with you anyway um how. about you Mone I don't I don't know can. I tell you what I I think it is what and. you're going to be so mad yeah it's just. too far away from. Fame what do you mean I'm too far away. from no what I'm saying is is that like. you know obviously when you go out into. the you know it's just less famous. people come from smaller towns like for. instance I don't if you go to like. Beverly Hills High right right many. famous people came from there a lot. because a l cuz the businesses just are.

enveloped around them right there access. and you know through nepotism and. whatnot yes yes yes and it's in the city. it's in the city right so I'm sure if. you saw the Beverly Hills High School. Hall of Fame there's a it's stacked but. then if you go to like you know um Pura. Illinois some school there's Hall of. Fame there's play Nobody famous that. came from there I mean so why would they. have a Hall of Fame well we have we have. a not so I I know what you're saying. although yours isn't impressive either. let's be.

honest it's not like you're saying a. million very cool famous people can Tony. Gwyn can't went to my school baseball. player um Stephanie Seymour supermodel. who had a baby with Axel Rose not a real. thing nobody cares okay nobody cares not. a real thing nobody cares I care yeah. but that's a [ __ ] don't make a real. Fame tomong one guy yeah that's the guy. no you're not there you're not even on. it so no that's wrong it's not you all. these other people are nobody's you're. wrong okay Tony Gwyn that was the only. one and by the way these guys don't even.

know who Tony Gwyn is only I do because. I like baseball well they mean one from. your school Andrew I know that's it no. there's no there is actually a lot a lot. of pro athletes oh that's good a lot of. athletes okay good oh Bob did you see. you're at a sperm bank as an option for. people don't want their babies to look. like you what seriously yeah you're. under uh Bill Paxton young wow Benedict. Wong Bill Paxton and Bobby Lee who did. the check mark you did Carlos yeah yeah. smart Morgan.

and ow what happened ow I got into an. accident oh yeah I just hit you sorry I. don't know who to call who to turn to me. who are you Morgan and Morgan oh Morgan. and Morgan That's you wow you're. America's largest injury law fir I've. heard about you you have over 100. officers Nationwide and more than a. thousand lawers right that's right W. that's you yeah with over $20 billion do. recovered for over 500,000 clients man. Morgan and Morgan which is me has a. proven track record are fighting to get. you full and fair compensation duh. that's incredible because I've heard. submitting an injury claim with Morgan.

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your case State your case you think I. should State my case without bragging. yeah I mean that'll be hard to do but go. ahead okay so um I have two I have one. very popular podcast yeah with you yeah. um I have one that's fairly popular P. belly okay so then um I also was on a. sketch show a cultural iconic sketch. show on television for 8 years say a. culturally iconic a culturally iconic. sketch show for eight years correct um.

I've done a num numerous bit parts and. comedy movies and television shows and. I've done I've been a series regular on. a couple of TV shows one of the most. famous of a remake of a TV show as. well which one's that oh yeah Sex in the. City that's a reoccurring yeah. reservation I mean I've just done a lot. of Y yeah magn Pi same I know it is um. I've. done I've done a lot you got yelled at. by Adam Sandler yeah I got yelled up by. Adam Sandler i how many people have been.

yelled at at Adam Sandler on that list I. also have done the Tonight Show as a. standup and now I'm coming out with a uh. special on a major streaming I mean I've. done a lot a lot you know what I mean. and a lot and if if that if that doesn't. do it what does I don't know what else. does yeah I don't know and so then it's. personal they just don't like me and. what I stand for and that's okay that is. okay who's on that's okay who's on the. board can we find out who's on I don't. want I don't want to know they don't. like me I'm going to call them and it's.

because I go and all that stuff you know. what I mean and that's just who I am you. know don't show us any more sperm banks. is that where you're going to pop up. yeah no more sperm banks no more sper. Bank you can bring up some other. [ __ ] if you had it I saw you diging. because it it's embarrassing to fight. for that what what I just did there was. embarrassing no it's not embarrassing. yeah you deserve you deserve to be. recognized what do you got what is that. what is this what do you got what yeah I. just found this gay Chinese guy I. thought you'd like him H oh okay is to. say gay in.

[Music]. Chinese what's his name Luke if that was. my. brother my dad oh my God how awesome his. name is Luke Luke Luke Chinese Luke come. here and you would never see Luke Again. Luke Chinese yeah his name is just Luke. Chinese he's the best that's a three. ways to say gay and Chinese yeah now can. I I don't want to be racist against my. own ethnicity it's not really why it's.

near. you okay he's Chinese no but that I. didn't say nationality I said ethnicity. yeah yeah but but I he's an Asian isn't. the ethnicity kind of he's Chinese. they're oh so they're Uber Asians. they're the most Asian oh they are okay. they're the most Asian my my bad my bad. okay so he's full-blown Asian he's 100%. Asian yeah yeah and I'm just mid drip. yeah you're yeah yeah yeah you're the. left adjacent yeah you're right next to. yeah and without being controversial.

right does he have a big. head I okay let me okay I'm a cop that. guy robbed you yeah right and and and. you got to so um what was what did the. guy look like when when the person that. robbed you did you get a good look at. him yeah he was a Chinese guy Chinese a. shaved head yeah or not a shaved head. but Buzz hair a Buzz haircut so I'm. going to get my right come here Frank. Frank Frank comes okay so I haven't.

really cuz Buzz head but like shape of. the face shape of the. face yeah just the overall shape of it. like like it was overall yeah it was. what do you mean well you said the. overall shape it was an overall shape oh. so that's thatan sorry oval all shape. oval. shap yeah it was all it's oval so is it. more wider or is it top to bottom I mean. can you it's kind of both oh so just a. gigantic like a moon kind of like a moon.

all right let do a moon like a moon okay. so and his body his. body yeah yeah his body his body I. remember it yeah yeah what's his body. like uh thick oh so wellfed right. wellfed not hungry so. Mars yes yeah it was kind of the Moon in. with Mars yes and then Moon correct all. right put that out I think they they got. him they got him right away it's. interesting yeah Chinese Luke we love.

you I just want to let you know we love. you a lot of followers yeah Luke Chinese. he's killing it 141 he educates people. on how to say things in Chinese Carlos. just goes for how to say gay in Chinese. in case you go to China is that what. that's for yeah we run into some Chinese. people in. Singapore interesting and we just might. and you got to be you know you know when. we go to Singapore you better be on your. best behavior they will lock you up for. [ __ ] around over there you know this. right yeah this is not not a j I'm not. making a joke but what [ __ ] around would.

get me in trouble I don't know you know. even asking hey you guys have any holes. against walls yeah where the holes at. illegal asking for holes 100% yeah yeah. if you spit gum on the ground they beat. the [ __ ] out of you well I already. looked up the look look up crazy laws in. Singapore it's nuts they're going to get. you bud chewing gum is not illegal. selling it is the penalty for selling. gum is up to. $100,000 so we can't can we try to. can we try to smuggle some gum across. the yeah that's why we're bring him a.

cone all right second one is bad for you. so here's here's the thing smoking is. illegal everywhere and ecigarettes are. banned you got to bring up you got to. bring a a 12pack of Bubble Yum yeah. Bubblicious Bubblicious if I don't see. that in Singapore dude we're going to. have a problem so write that down Carlos. yeah write it down so public smoking I. smoke so smoking is SM is illegal in. most places ecigarettes are banned if. caught smok in public you could face up. to $800 fine oh [ __ ] it I have $800. connect to someone else's Wi-Fi oh my. God I do that all the time all the time.

waa wait that's punishable three three. years $110,000 F oh my God all right so. j walking $1,000 I'm A J Walker be j. walking I'm JJ walk yeah dude I jwalk. all the time not flushing a public. toilet leaving pooper piss in a Ural can. result in $150 that's it I'm not. going I there can't can't go this one's. going to hurt you walking naked at home. there's a penalty for walking around. naked at your own home. home insane feeding pigeons this one's.

from aone that's a criminal offense. buddy yeah $500 fine that's on you dude. don't get any ideas so what's it singing. in public oh [ __ ] singing or reciting so. jet ski is going to be in deep [ __ ] yeah. illegal this is this is what we want to. we want to test some of these rules yeah. I do so here's what I'm going to do okay. I want to get a whole pack of Bubble Yum. stick it in my mouth and naked chew on. two cigarettes dangle out of my mouth. right and I'm going to be half naked. in the streets and I'm going to go it's. a hard knock life for us it's a hard.

knock life for and I'm going to just see. how long it's going to take oh my God. you think quick yeah so fast yeah wait a. minute being homosexual punishment is up. to two years in jail oh Carlos you can't. go no we'll just go for one each all. right that's insane drinking alcohol. between 10 p.m. 10:30 p.m. and 7:00 a.m. what does I say. what doesn't say I don't see that oh. yeah there it is alol holy [ __ ] oh no we.

can't fly a kite that interferes with. public traffic oh no what we do with all. that [ __ ] kites we at kites that. sucks we were going to bring all those K. so what's busking is singing for money. on the street busking you know when. you're like singing with a hat I was. going to bring my acoustic guitar how. are we dude we should be busking we. should BS over can you imagine they. [ __ ] a rescue for bus G that's insane. firecrackers pirated content are Bann. pornographic stuff I mean we're not. going to bring any magazines I guess.

okay oh wait wait I bet you money they. block porn sides there you VPN got to. get a VPN on your phone I have a VPN. yeah then you can watch whatever you. want that's what I do yeah they block. porn 100 CU I've always wanted to like. cuz I've never really been to a you know. a um a strip club at a Asian country me. neither oh they have them there do they. have strip clubs in in in Singapore. Singapore yeah what's it called uh 10. men's club that might be a one you don't. want to go to well cuz it's 10 men you.

heal what if what if I know those men. wait what's oh [ __ ] John the emperor. we're it's a we're a bit rundown the. women are beautiful which makes for good. eye candy well they're honest okay so. they they do have it out there I guess. but it doesn't really look like is porno. is is Carlos we got to go hell yeah hell. yeah is porn. illegal in Singapore I feel like it yes. do we want to go. I don't know I mean they all right.

Google if they have any Michelin star. restaurants I mean that's an incentive. yeah I bet who what's the best like top. three restaurants CU I love food oh. there you go Michelin guy to Singapore. yeah oh we so all right they've got a. lot oh here's the deal dude we will go. to all these no no I I need someone from. our team to make reservations before I. I'm being real I'm writing this down. yeah you I at least four of them I also. have a list of places that we can go cuz. my friend my friends that have gone have.

told us there's spots that are great. yeah scary times USA it could also work. as a promo yeah yeah we had a great I. had a great time in I think it was. better than the last one we did yeah it. was great um I think that if all of them. went like that um I'd be encouraged to. do more I had so much fun on it you know. what it was is that we didn't rehearse. that much you know you guys kept it. Loose we had good bits lined up yeah I. mean we kind of knew the directions but. it's like in terms of order and so I. think they were mixed up a little bit. but I was fine with it I thought um I.

just thought the guest was great I I it. was surprising to see the angry. grandmother yeah she was great what a. sweet lady you know they drove here from. Michigan I just love her and a grandson. so much and then um so funny yeah and. then uh Dax flame came by love. Dax goop the goopopolis came the golis. came and um I thought that we had a drag. queen book reading yeah cuz I wanted to. get educated I thought Jewels was fun I. that was the whole thing was uh very. positive and um we should do it again I.

would love to do it again I had a great. time I like doing stuff like that yeah. that's it's different than this because. it's like it's looser it's wild it's. wild and the interaction with the fans I. do love when we get to talk to the fans. bringing them up on the screen seeing. them in their home you know I mean we. could dedicate for a second to talk. about our fans for a second CU I don't. think we do that enough give it to me. yeah it's the thing that. uh keeps me going I think oh that's. beautiful and sad at the same time no it. is sad it's more sad than. beautiful um it's the thing that makes.

me kind of want to get up and put one. foot in front of the other and move. forward that um we have people and I. we've met them in the streets yeah and. um it just it's a real surprise and a. real blessing and I I've just. been what why'd you shake your head cuz. I don't believe it.

[Music]. I would like to address something in the. room. no I would I would I'd really like to. address something in the room. and I know I know we've said it as a. joke you know I mean about firing oh my. God and changing the team up yeah we. have and you know we do it in just you. know I really mean this I think we. should change it up okay because right. there right there was. [ __ ] out of pocket out of pocket it.

was unaligned with my morals and system. blatant disrespect plant disrespect and. uh cringeworthy if I'll be honest you. know so you know I've noticed lately you. talk to me in a certain way as if we're. Bros that's so not true Bob as if we're. um both captains of the same ship no and. on this ship dude you're scooping [ __ ]. down below I'm the captain no that's. projection that's how you would act even. that respond right there is what I'm. talking. even just that respon right there I. don't curse at you that's that response.

too everything you're saying right now. dude is what I'm talking about this how. I grew up okay I'm having Flash no you. never you never used to be like this and. so for me to get vulnerable to talk. about the fans and for you to call me. out on something that wasn't even a. thing right is really hurtful it is and. um do I have time to apologize no no no. there's no time no you did it the damage. has done so I'm going to highly consider. um maybe coming up with other options. I'm okay with that yeah yeah. let's talk about the all of the group. okay might as well Mone yeah you've been.

a lot better with me impressed you're. not you're not needy you know what I. mean and um I think you've softened a. little bit I think you know how to read. me in the situation and I um I think. that you're good for right now you're. okay yeah. fancy. um I will never do your zombie movie. I will never do it you know I in fact I. will do nothing yeah outside of this.

with you yeah you know yeah I think that. you attack me way more than you attack. Andrew that's true you know what I mean. yeah that's undeniable about how fat I. am gay what. what yeah you agree yeah but you know. what yeah you're you're Honestly though. oh yeah yeah you speak your mind you are. skating on thin ice there's no ice. there's no I there's noce all right well. you're on a lake yeah you're you have. skates on and you're in the water why.

what did I do that's so bad besides he's. the last couple of times he said to me. that you're frustrating him for some. reason and I think it's. because look you run the Instagram. account for bad friends right yeah you. do a great job thank you I think a. little bit of that follower number is. going to your head a little bit I mean. we see yeah see it's going to his head. are you using it to DM people no I do. that on my own account but I mean do you.

ever like transfer the girl over to. Carlos uhhuh obviously okay so it's it's. power he's got power now you know I also. a good amount of power yeah I also want. to say this um and this is from my heart. yeah and managing the Australian tour. and you're doing a great job great job I. didn't say you you doing a good job I'm. saying your relationship with me yeah. he's talking about and how I feel in the. workplace okay okay uh and for many. years I thought that you work for us and.

we happen to be at seven AIS right but. the truth is you work for seven Eis and. you're a. spy that's insane yeah you're you're a. spy because I see you over there right. and you know the woodwork very. comfortable there very comfortable and. that's you know I understand now that. you're not really on our ship you're a. Hired Gun but I should know that place. because I go to work there I should know. my way around this does sound like some.

spy [ __ ] though it's spy [ __ ] dude no. I'm a double agent that's what we're. saying yeah that's the [ __ ] he's saying. no that's not a good thing you're. working both sides so what's the real. end game for you just hanging with my. Bros I just want that's that is it. that's not it that's not that's not it. yeah what's the real end game what's the. end game here dude our demise I have had. this fantasy here we go this is the. truth it yeah finally I love it no it. has nothing to do with Andrew oh.

no what is it that I come in with some. really good news like guys I finally did. it I I have another job I I thought. you'd be like so proud of me I didn't. need your help to get there I'm I'm. gonna go spread my wings and I'm gonna. say like [ __ ] you Bobby wow because. you're GNA make fun of me in that moment. and I'm going to be prepared so you. daydream about telling Bobby to go [ __ ]. himself that's like a moment no it's a. night dream sometimes oh you this is. like an an immersive dream where you.

feel it you feel paralysis I can't even. get out of it but you feel it you're. saying [ __ ] you to him and it feels good. in your. dream yeah wow you didn't say hi to me. or undress for five minutes at Andrew's. party and then you made fun of us for. having a. conversation alone I should be allowed. to talk to fancy okay I understand you. don't understand this about something. else I understand now I know I. understand it it just a came to me like.

you know you saw it I saw it all wow. like the first time I saw you know what. I mean you remember they live yeah right. right yeah I put the glasses on and then. it I know what it is it's clear I see. the riding in the wall you know what I. mean I see the world I see the Matrix. and it's again stacked up against me and. I have to like I have to survive you do. you have to fight back I do have to. survive because you can't just sit there. I can't sit there and let them take over. right yeah and uh I think I'm generous.

the guy cleaning the boat can like. sharpen his knife at night and dream. about murdering the. captain. wow oh my it's a common F wow wow this. is how you feel yeah yeah double I love. it this is the real stuff this is it I. love it this is the real stuff No. what's no no that's [ __ ] so tell. everyone in comedy you've always been my. homie you and Andrew I've always trusted. you yeah but what but what but sometimes.

you have bully tactics I don't have. bully tactics oh that's not talking to. me and fancy when you walk in you only. talk to the famous people party bus I. was busy talking to the famous. people thank you sorry yeah yeah I walk. in oh there's f f oh let go to the guys. I see every day I mean what are you. talking about but that's his job to go. talk to other people exactly it's work. he's a personality you know and you. should know that you're right you know. what I mean you're [ __ ] right you. know all that time that you were hitting. on kilo when I was dating her that is. insane what you know what I mean you.

don't think I know about that either. dude so you know mean you want to go you. want to go or you want to go whoa who. who all right have you had an issue. recently with somebody yeah okay yeah. that's why I can feel this yeah. something's going on something's going. on with him yeah because you know when. he something's going on he attacks M and. he's attacking me you know you're listen. guy you know here's the truth guy right. I love you too that's I said what he. said here's the truth I know he was. about to say I love you no no.

no you know I've always had a sense that. you know I liked you more than you liked. me that's s so um I felt that yeah me. too and um I'm willing to I'm willing. to fight your hate with my love thank. you that is interesting yeah pretty. interesting huh and can I tell you. something about that tell me about it. when you said fight hate with love yeah. you know who did that oh yeah Jesus. that's right and what did your counselor. in high school tell you to be a.

carpenter so it is right here exactly D. you are a carpenter and you're a. carpenter of the Soul so what you're. doing is You're Building cabinets you're. well a love Castle is what I was going. to say okay yeah you're building a love. castle and others things of course. gazebos and whatnot sure they have to be. built on the outside but build the love. castle Yeah and go ahead throw in a. joke go ahead throw a let you have it. and go say it I have it over I'm. building like little gazebos little. gazebos yeah you have to build those as.

well cabin and it stairs from the. [Laughter]. ceiling it wasn't even funny wasn't even. a good joke it wasn't even funny we. waited for a [ __ ] bomb we waited all. that time we waited for a [ __ ] bomb. and stairs on the dude why did you laugh. so hard at that cuz he knew how bad oh. my gu was pretty bad oh my God they look. like [ __ ] stairs dude hey Bobby's.

building a love Castle cabinets and. gazebos and and if Carlos is going to. come at you throwing Fireballs of hate. flame yeah guess what I have a love. Shield you have a love shield and you. did a benefit for firefighter so they. will be there if you need them to put. out this negative fire exactly that's. really what I feel yeah and this podcast. has been about grievances no grievances. a lot of grievances I've got another one. I'd like to [ __ ] air I would love to. hear your grievances this is what the. show's about air out a little grievance. here mind Mone yeah exactly got a little.

something something you hey okay step up. to the mic. preach preach my. friend you're not even going to believe. this you know what maybe you are I will. believe it okay good right. because he can do anything mhm right. he's diabolical he is all right so. endless tell it to me friend okay this. guy he's going to Detroit with me this. weekend Detroit in Grand Rapids I said. you know I'm going to get you out there. so you can film and stuff like that sure. why not what's my budget for cameras.

that's what he says what's my budget for. cameras my budget for cameras I'm sorry. he's not Aaron sorin no he thinks he is. I'm trying to expand you what's my. budget timeout this is even better one I. said well let's get you the flights. let's look at the flights very expensive. flights weren't they they were very. expensive I call we take care of it it's. fine let's get the. flights text hey I'll show you. hey wait wait wait hold on if he says.

honestly dude if he mentions anything. about business class oh yeah I'm going. to lose my [ __ ] mind I'm being real I. will lose my [ __ ] mind Comfort Plus. or better so then what did he say can I. get Comfort Plus or better just I'll. [ __ ] show you comfort plus go get go. [ __ ] him up go [ __ ] this guy up he. thinks he needs room for all his camera. equipment I said you're not going to put. that under the seat I'm tall and I have. to put under the seat business class no. WestJet no spir yeah spirit in the air.

you know what dude cancel it all right. yeah [ __ ] it that's a good call it's in. you know what it's like you give them an. inch they take a mile all of it they. take all of it first of all yeah yeah. yeah yeah you've heard that phrase. before right that's what you are giving. people an. inch. what [ __ ] [ __ ] d D so [ __ ] dude. so good what a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] holy.

[ __ ] I've never why are you laughing I'm. not yeah that was insane step back from. the mic yeah yeah step back from the. Jesus Christ what'd he say talk about. giving people an inch yeah really good. that's pretty good now take notes. Spaniard yeah yeah that's the kind of. [ __ ] we like over yeah that was a good. one that's going to get him back in the. running not in with me no no but still. as a whole not with me but um we we took. a couple. back okay you know me but um wow wow all.

right Carlos clear the air finally just. say what you need to say yeah go ahead. because I know you got I know you want. to just say it so just say what you want. to. say I'm sorry Bob. no that's not what it is that's not what. it is what are you sorry. about I'm sorry that I had those uh dark. feelings about wanting to murder you and. I thought that in our final moment of me. coming here want to spread my wings that. you be proud yeah yeah that's not what I. was mad about you brought that you.

brought that up with unsolicited yeah. mean I didn't even need to know that you. know what I mean you made it worse by. bringing that up way worse yeah what I'm. saying is is that I was giving a a. heartfelt message to the fans you. thought I was lying right yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah so it's like now I know way. more information and now I feel even. more Angry yeah you know what I mean. it's like why would you have these. fantasies I've never had Dreadful. fantasy about you you mean I I I've had. fantasies of like saving you when you.

were drowning or something really oh. yeah emotionally he didn't emotionally. yeah yeah yeah yeah but my point is is. that I've only thought posit I've only. said positive things about you in the. world right for you to even have Ked at. me so many times as a dude that's my. role as a [ __ ] boss I'm sensitive. sometimes no you're not I am I got we. got in a fight in Atlanta and my you. hurt my feelings what was the fight. about it was like a microphone not. working in a previous show or something. exactly and should have worked you're. right exactly no I like sustain pedals.

never work at venues never once not one. time I in front of thousands of people. and oh [ __ ] the sustain is not working I. should you know it's like there's so. many things that I could uh right but I. don't you know get your [ __ ] together. man yeah it's getting together it's. together it's been together we're gonna. go to Australia you're can e it your. [ __ ] Michelin restaurants you're. gonna see wow no that's just me being. passionate wow wow.

wow I know I know I know I know I get I. I can't believe it it didn't sound like. passion dude it didn't sound like. passion it sounded like deep resentment. yeah passionate do passionate fancy give. me passionate I love working with you. Bobby and we're going to make an awesome. zombie movie together oh no no. delusional you know what bud you know. I'm going to do the movie again okay. I'll do your zombie movie don't do that. I know yeah I'll do it but he will yeah. that's passion yeah and.

Mone I have a small. penis no you don't that's what I don't. but it's like that's what you told the. world but it's not and thank you so much. for doing that man like I I don't have. enough problems the world knows it it. works no the world know it's good okay. just stop stop godam I have a very good. penis and then uh we'll see thank you. for being a bad friend that's. [Music].

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