Fat King & The Lying Jester | Ep 239 | Bad Friends

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can join the VIP after party for free. scary times. USA you two are bad friends who are. these two idiots a white dude and an. Asian dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad. friends let me do the horn will. [Music]. you. baby but I learned about can I tell you. what you know how let me ask how many.

Jazz musicians can you name every single. one well give me 10 col train what's his. first name John that's very dude this. guy dude thanks he knows everything keep. going dude Miles. Davis good Muddy Waters he's not in that. what he want is Blues he's not Jazz yeah. he's not in it okay I refuse to let him. in Dizzy Gillespie dude that was a good. one dude thank you dude that's deep cut. dude Dizzy Gillespie go ahead dude Dizzy.

Gillespie. yeah. um Eda Fitzgerald Ella Fitzgerald bro. deep cut no not really pretty mainstream. go. ahead. um Mike Martinville there's no Mike. Martinville he used to be an insurance. salesman in jazz no there's no Mike. Martinville hi I'm Mike Martinville oh. yeah okay maybe you you don't remember. him oh yeah avangar yeah. avangar avard. is there a Mike Martin go I don't think.

so that's him right there oh there he is. right there a Mike. Martin okay he went to V it's Martin Vil. no was hyphenated he got married he took. her name super Progressive for the 60s. uh what did you learn on this doc though. Ken Burns taught you what about jazz. what did you take away from it it. sucks it really legitimately sucks no. jazz is great it's terrible but here's. what I learned also um what I learned. about it is uh man it's terrible and.

also I mean you're you're cuz I wanted. to go through I went through the whole. thing and I was like maybe this from. 1935 to 1940 maybe I'll like get get. into it right but I never did it never. it never took except the only one that I. really like is Billy Holiday cuz she's. so depressing right in my. solitude and I was like kill yourself M. why don't you it's so depressing you. she's like a heroin don't say the same.

thing about rock music that does sad. depressing stuff why you just don't like. the physical music I like her Sarah. Von's okay but um I I I just got went. through the whole thing and it's like um. I just asked myself why why yeah yeah. well touches people in a certain way. well you know Louie godamn man I know. what a guy died in 1971 um and um Duke. Ellington died in 1974 I just memorized. I memorized you just know when they die. no I kind of memorized random things you.

know in my mind you know what I mean so. he died in 74 and uh pretty good you. know who's modern day guy is a guy named. um Winton marceles oh yeah I've seen him. on kill Tony no he's good yeah no he is. that guy dude he is pretty good dude. look at him he his style is great yeah. and then he had a brother named Brandon. or Brandon marceles marcelos. Wallace oh from Paul fiction.

Marcela wals is good yeah I heard it. yeah yeah very funny joke did not like. and that bandit in his neck that's where. the he puts the [ __ ]. trombone he can blow from the back of. his NE yeah yeah he's a dolphin you know. he's half dolphin he is. yeah. Marcel's black dolphin dude you didn't. know that yeah I almost watched Pulp. Fiction last night we're at the house. that we stayed in had a little movie. theater and instead we W there was a. vote on what to watch and my vote didn't.

win but I really thought it was going. what did they want to watch one guy. wanted Terminator another guy wanted. Pulp Fiction another guy wanted Wolf of. Wall Street and I wanted Wayne's World. but uh Wolf of Wall Street won of course. it did Wayne's World is so funny it's so. a great it front to back is one of the. funniest movies the amount of lines but. yes I wanted something uplifting wolf is. actually super funny it's just I wanted. Wackadoo funny right but we dude I. forgot how funny wolf was it's pretty I. forgot the scene with conah is so.

unbelievably funny yeah when he's doing. Rudy tutors when he's be so mad at me. right now dude I never saw the. movie you've never seen wolf at Wall. Street I refuse why I don't like. wolves I really don't I don't like. wolves I don't like that creature you. know I like dogs you know what I mean. but I I watch dogs of Wall Street yes. that'd be fun right little poodle you I. mean just a boardroom of dogs barking. I'd watch that Nas or whatever you know. they're they're in the ball stre. whatever you know what do you do what is.

that do you hear about this how Britney. furlon dog got attacked by a coyote and. it's all over the news today what do you. mean got attack like in their H at oh my. God in their house yeah in the back whoa. it it's in its mouth yeah right there. that's [ __ ] wild and then what. happened is the dog alive it died I. think we can't leave the dogs out she. says they're safe yeah Nina was safe I. got I got to call her lift the dog I. gotta don't should I call her can we. play that song while she answers the. phone she's not going to pick up for me.

I'm going to play who let the dogs out. dude wait before dude but let me get a. hold first and then play. it hold on well let me get on try to get. her I yeah before before hold on hold on. hold on is she going to be mad this is. mean is this mean is this mean no the. dog's alive the dog's alive it's very. funny. though please pick up Britney please. pick. up who Let The Dogs Out.

[Laughter]. wait is she still there hello Britney we. love you we're just calling to make sure. everything is. okay I well hold. on that's amazing well who did let him. out though yeah you know that's so scary. and sad though what happened eat your. pizza fat ass telephone number.

what did you get from The Prince Street. it's so good that's my favorite oh. britley Fon britley Fon Sheck call me. back get the [ __ ] hold. on hello oh my God you're the devil what. what what do you. mean I heard. thatc you and Andrew are. so we love you we we love you so much we. just wanted to make sure the dog was. okay we read that it was okay yeah she's. good.

yep I know but we just saw the video we. didn't know about it and it must cuz we. have dogs it must have been in town so. sorry I'm so sorry it was awful but we. have to laugh at pain yeah we have to. laugh at pain and the dog didn't die no. I [ __ ] pulled her out of its mouth is. she injured oh my God look at it oh my. God look at it oh it's so bad I'm so. sorry she's um she's like I'm G to take. her to the vet she doesn't have any like. puncture ons or anything but when I. touch her she's starting to cry so I she. might have something going on but I'm. sorry we're sorry we're sorry can I ask. you what are you wearing while you're.

out there in a robe a bath robe Oh I. thought you were like you're not doing. yoga or anything no I was like just. about to get in the shower and just like. it's [ __ ] terrible dude I'm sorry. we're sorry we're so sorry where's Tommy. during this s playing. drums yeah no he was on a zoom in the. living room okay well tell him we said. hi we love you so much you're on bad. friends watch wait wait what's your. podcast called with Britney this is the. worst this is the worst check their.

podcast out yeah we and we did we are we. we wanted to send you love we were. initially called to say we we we we're. happy the dog's okay but I just I had I. had we had to play the song just to show. you some love you're you guys are. literally Satan okay I love you. bye the dog's alive it's alive Rudy how. you know what I mean yeah but who let. the dogs. out this is this is a big nightmare for. me this is Nightmare fuel for honestly.

every time so now at night yeah yeah. this is during the day which is even. more insane but they live in the Hills. yeah where there's way more coyotes by. you yeah yeah so down by us they. sometimes get around the neighborhood. but at night now I walk with the dog in. my arm put her down to pee and pick her. right back up I used to let her out but. now I don't let her out anymore yeah cuz. neighbors have complained about coyotes. everywhere is like. cannibalistic a coyote eating a dog well. they're the same species it's like. eating a monkey we eat we ate monkey.

last week oh that's right it was a. really good monkey spider monkey so good. it's like yeah yeah yeah there's they're. fun to catch they are you got to climb. the tree right they make that noise you. know I mean and they hate it but my. point is is dude I just saw a video did. you ever see did I send you this oh my. God I saw a video of a man eating a. monkey it was terrifying pull it up on. Tik Tok I saw like a man cooking a. turtle. I've said it once I'll say it again me.

it's the greatest app ever created yeah. yeah you can see a man eating a turtle. oh I got it I got it I got the monkey. one you want to see it we'll send it to. Carlos you can play it for us all right. so send this to in the meantime Jules. yeah what's going on take a bite of that. pizza I know that's so good isn't it's. one of my favorite favorite the naughty. pie naughty pie is my favorite by far. it's not even close it's the best it's. not even close they're contending with. some here go here we go here go oh no.

whoa dude snacking on some. Monk yeah. just the spine that's where the meat is. the spine it's insane dude as he's. eating him he's like I miss you. George yeah I was Curious George Curious. George yeah yeah yeah there he was he. got too Curious George I want to add my. my aunt in the Philippines she had a dog. and then um the dog um Escape went.

missing yeah yeah and then there was. like a like after a week there was a. party like her birthday party or. something stop. stop except for there I love it I think. I know where this is gone I I I I can we. guess or no yeah yeah all right so dogs. missing yeah then now now there's a. party okay what kind of part who's is it. a birthday party I think it was hers I. don't remember but there was a party. there was a party and people just party. right.

right oh Bo I'm hungry are you hungry. hungry. hungry oh did you get uh uh Jollibee who. got Jollibee anybody no nobody got. Jollibee oh. [ __ ] and then what happens and then her. father said like oh try this oh okay. what's his name the father I don't when. someone says try this yeah yeah yeah try. this the middle of the party he has to.

yell at because there's a lot of party. everyone try this try this yeah yeah. Music Stops DJ stops right and then they. look at the dad and and do they go what. is it yeah she asked like what is it and. then um he just said chicken it's just. chicken just chicken just chicken out of. nowhere chicken. yeah just under the blue chicken so she. ate it where did you where did you get. the chicken I I don't know but she ate.

it and she said oh it's really good blah. blah blah okay and then and then her the. father laughed and said oh it's your dog. oh my God which is the oldest prank in. the it's the oldest trick in the book. it's the oldest prank in the book it's. really a fun it's a fun prank people. think it tastes like a a cross between. beef and mutton very fast wow terrible. would you be. mad if you ate my [ __ ] dog but in. that context oh if someone fed me my dog. you're having a party yeah right I come. in yeah hey eat.

this right and it's my dog and then you. ask me yeah what is it what is this. chicken oh it's [ __ ] chicken dude. it's dark eat it now I'm delicious yeah. yeah and I got me Carl Carlos are you. there yeah obviously you're obviously. there you have to help who else helped. do it yeah yeah blood on my Shir yeah. would you help M no Mone want to help. well what did you do did you crockpot it. did you put in the oven I want to know. how you made it we boiled it you boiled. it terrible and then you ate it and then.

I go it's your dog let me tell me the. consequences now I'll tell you this the. direct steps of action tick tick tick I. walk in the kitchen grab a knife and I. stab stab stab stab stab stab stab I. stab you to death and then I serve you. at your own funeral oh oh W dude that's. really pretty good yeah that's you know. it was a prank. dude a little too far it was a prank see. some people can't take pranks that's. right they you know it's like you that. sometimes you know that um tree prank.

where people are like a tree or or a. bush and they scare people and people. walk by and people you they're General. reaction is you got me right but. sometimes you'll see a guy kick him yeah. right it's like oh you can't take a. that's you kick the tree guy yeah you're. the kick the tree guy there's one clip. on the internet that tree guy jumps out. at a handicap girl and he feels terrible. he scares her she starts crying let's. see it it's awful I love it this is. awful it was on Tik Tok.

[Music]. did I scare. you what an [ __ ] see now this is why. guys like me kick the Bushman because. you do that to a handicap girl and you. ruin her day how do you feel now pal how. do you feel now pal he wants to watch it. again I have to can we play it to the. end though where's the feeling bad part. does he come. out is he okay.

no she's not okay I tried to scare you. man is she. okay is she all right sorry about. that no problem that's just going to. ruin that guy's. day can I can I throw something out. there I don't know that's not that. popular something not a popular idea but. um now forget it go. ahead I just no go ahead I don't want to. give it a let's give it a go yeah yeah I. just process of.

elimination you think this is Darwinism. just you know surviv I don't know. survival of the of the take the joke is. the best okay got it yeah yeah if you. can't take a prank you don't deserve to. live that's not what I was saying prank. or die that's not what I was saying. welcome back to pranker. day yeah anyway wow that's incredible I. don't like the bush Man prank you know. what I do like though even as a golfer I. like the guys that go to the public. horse and the guy they hon of their air. horns with the guys on the T box they.

get so mad I think it's so funny and. they freak the [ __ ] out these guys in. they'll do this in La they go to these. golf courses and they hide they hide. they hide behind like a wall of trees. and then as soon as the guys are. swinging watch. this I've always wanted those one of. those outfits me too dude can we can you. get me one of those guys yeah. do he [ __ ] shat.

[Applause]. himself the real flagrant ones the guys. will be standing there they'll just. stand Push pause for a second can you. push pause for a second would that. bother you it would shock me the first. time then I would realize someone's. obviously [ __ ] with me what it bother. you uh a little bit I think I don't. think a little no but then I I would. know it's a prank and You' get over it. at some point no that's the top one they. do it the whole time. whole game oh yeah it would drive me.

nuts well they're not there the whole. [Music]. [Applause]. time uh oh by the way the Asian the guy. that picked us up today the driver that. picked us up from the airport yeah he he. dude this is why I love Asians I love. Asians okay good this is seriously you. know you're my favorite people on Earth. he's an Uber driver he was in the non-. Uber Lane he was in the the lane he's. not supposed to pick people up in cop. comes over starts yelling at him. pretends he doesn't speak English he was.

like um uh I I I uh I I I I I and the. guy's like what don't you understand I'm. calling the cops and he's like I I I I I. I I I I then we get in the car he's like. sorry about all. that it's the best genius it's the best. and what because other if the guy says. anything he's racist yeah you being. racist to the guy he's just an Uber. driver doesn't speak English perfect I. wish I could still do that you can you. can get away with it I can't cuz. sometimes people know who I am so you. never know no I guess but back in the.

day you could do it all the time all the. time like during [ __ ] Virginia Tech. what do you think I. did Meo yeah Korean I. Chinese right you could do that yeah. yeah not anymore you're too famous. you're too famous no I'm yeah I get. asked about people ask about you so much. now it's like uh they love you dude. really pissing me off I was telling you. that yesterday D they love you that's. nice it is nice it is nice isn't it yeah. eat your pizza. I want to know what's going on in your.

world for real though take a bite no. take a bite what is. this I saw. [Applause]. her this is. fantastic this is. fantastic I too love Chinese. food I too love Chinese food I know you. too I too I I too love chines yeah but.

you know five years where she's gonna. be. where there's it's a. fetish oh yeah in five years dude she. can be living in [ __ ] Thailand dude. really she have long fairing nail all. painted [ __ ] pink hot pink wow right. she's going to have a weird. surgery she is she is yeah yeah you. think this girl that's the path she's. taking yeah yeah she's going to have a. boyfriend that has a moped for sure get.

done beep beep beep right and this is a. this is a this is a fetish intro to. fetish it's also a dark path she leading. really we have to stop it now we have to. cut this off no I think you got to let. her run oh you do yeah why well you like. white girls why can't other why can't. Chinese guys have white girls. that's so you're blocking Chinese from. getting white c i don't yeah you only. like it if it was I like C and food that. would be better is not that song doesn't. exist it doesn't yeah allice and gold.

allice and gold it's a deep okay well. it's from a long time ago Billboard Hot. 100 singles what the [ __ ] wow it endered. the Billboard Hot 100 singles dude click. on her profile where is she now yeah. where is she now I bet you she's in. Thailand she released another. single it did not chart it was just the. alphabet a portion of. it God w. she does know that someone already.

captivated that market you know yeah AB. bcde e FG the guy that wrote that ad AB. BC d e f g h a j k l o p q r s t v WX YZ. billionaire really billionaire I don't. even know if I know the song Anymore a b. c d e there's another song about ABCD FG. too what is it a b c d e f you and your. mom and your sister who whoa whoa whoa. whoo W dude I don't like that kind of.

stuff I like tog I don't like that kind. of stuff F you and your mom and your. sister yeah what about your brother and. your dad I think she also says that yeah. she got to get the whole family what's. that that I don't like it's the video. that's the music video for. what hey oh yeah you were wrong about. the fetish oh. yeah well I wasn't. wrong it went it went darker than I. thought right yeah now I know what. happened right it was like Asians were. her like you know um cigarette right.

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it's incredible it's impossible to like. Asians that much no I mean that's not. true to say that it's impossible to love. as much is not a truth it's the most. insane thing I've even course kidding um. no what do you mean is it is it bad to. do to fetishize like they have an Asian. fetish but once they meet up and like. get together they actually love the. person of course you're well fetish they. just like they just also just like the.

Asian but he said when you say fetish I. think he's saying when you fetishize. something it's almost like you doesn't. make any sense to me you don't respect. you only like. peanuts is that right zoom in and you're. eating peanuts it's a desire with. gratification strongly linked to a. particular object act activity the part. of the body other than the sexual org. organs so you have a fe you're. fetishizing something yeah but without. the race or whatever that is you. wouldn't like you wouldn't like them. right so you like the that's that has to.

be the you know a part of it do you have. any fetishes is there a white fetish. well I mean I feel like numbers don't. lie you know what I mean we're doing. pretty good oh really the girl that used. to met yesterday would you think she was. white no but I'm just saying what was. she last yesterday Mexican exactly thank. you I'm just saying but yes there's a. white fetish for minorities to like. whites there's of course a white fetish. there's there's minority women that that. have fetishes for white there's a girl. that now that her previous last four.

boyfriend she's white have been Asian. yeah either half or full right this goes. this goes both ways on all sides okay. everyone has a if that's your flavor the. Kardashians they only date black guys. except for the one which one I don't. know the name there's one girl that. doesn't play DI black gu she's married. to the guy the the white guy on the show. Courtney yeah MH oh Travis Barker I mean. he painted himself. enough oh my god with some what you what.

what are you trying to. say I got it he has so much tattoos that. he's trying to be black or he's not or. he's not white anymore completely white. yeah yeah Jesus Christ Jesus Christ look. at that that is that is legit yeah. that's all of them that's all of them. you think that's sexy yeah wow you're. full you ever go to a tattoo out he goes. you're full yeah yeah yeah you're done. the tattoos on the head thing is. mind-blowing to me that would hurt so. much well you had a tattoo right no but. I it doesn't hurt the head tattoo got to.

hurt I don't know and people go hurt it. doesn't have you had a tattoo no it. doesn't really hurt that much the the. head's got to hurt look at this the. temple the eyeballs maybe but not the. head right this Temple is so sensitive. oh maybe maybe you're right I mean I. don't want it I'm not going to do it I. just can't I don't I can't. imagine the head the most sensitive. areas are your neck your vagina your. butthole the back of your front of your. knees and your feet yeah yeah that's why. when you see those um is it the tongue.

the mayori is it the mayori people that. get the oh all right that is in that is. must be so painful right here because it. goes from your lip to your neckline do. people get them on their gums people get. them in their mouth all the time on the. gums they say they it's it doesn't hurt. in here yeah it doesn't hurt you don't. have any tattoos are you oh wow look at. that no but I have a that looks cool. dude you have a what the black that has. the tattoo that looks like you. why cuz I have gingervitis what are you.

talking about dude dude this guy do you. have what's wrong with you today I. already told you I have a bad some bad. things are happening and then you're. like I only listen and then you're just. attacking me like that he's not. attacking you you do have. gingivitis do I does it look like I have. black thums no honestly no they're like. brown yeah yeah but is that bad they're. not black they're not black they're. Mexican I know but I know but have you. looked at no I'm not being paranoid your. teeth look totally normal to yeah so you. never cuz you never said anything like. hey dud you should get that let me see.

smile you have great teeth yeah but what. the [ __ ] are you saying then he's just. egging you on a joke about that I'm. sorry okay he think you ever do you ever. go to the. dentist no yes the guy from Glendale. whatever you You' seen that guy right. yeah yeah I like him how often it's been. like eight years. but yeah though there's a tooth hanging. out right now put it back in yeah yeah. be honest with me yeah have you flossed. ever I flossed lately yes now get it. every day I I've been trying to yet how. many days a week really because of the.

beef. well what so in Hawaii they had that. dried beef jerky they have like crispy. beef jerky chips I love that right yeah. but for some reason they get lodged in. between my teeth and they stay in there. for like 3 days no no no no buddy you. got to floss it out I know but so one. had been and she and I was with somebody. and she was like it smells like that. beef jerky I haven't had beef jerky in 3. days you're like I know isn't it good. yeah yeah and then so and then I. realized there was like in between my. teeth beef so I fost him outou that. happens that's not embarrassing that.

happens all the time beef jerky in the. teeth that's that's that happens to all. of us all the time yeah okay you're not. alone on this. island yeah yeah you feel better I guess. you're right thank you yeah I just you. know you attack me with that who me no. he's attacking the [ __ ] out of you today. what's your what's your deal why are you. so uh uppity and throwing darts at. people I don't know I just feel good you. feel.

oh is that what it is when you feel good. you like to attack huh yeah yeah it's so. funny but it's never him though have you. noticed that and I'm not complaining I'm. grateful to be here but I'm just saying. I love the show and I love you guys but. it just I just kind of I look at it and. I go why a him why not him I mean he. talks [ __ ] about me yeah but he never. not on the show though not around yeah. yeah when I'm not around you're go hey. Andrew your Skin's too pink go ahead cuz. Tito uh Tito Andrew is scarier than you. thank you thank oh that's right so if. everyone let's get into that if people.

don't know about the show what's your. what are you doing with your face I'm. just waiting to hear what you have to. say right so the power dynamics of the. show is what here we go here we go so. the power of the Dynamics of the show is. um Andrew is let's suppose that this is. a kingdom right that he would be the you. know um The King The False. King right he's like you the false King. he's King but not like blood he he does.

have Royal Blood that's a redhead thing. no it's not a redhead attack like I'm. not born pure wow like I'm a mut well. the blood's not pure no okay yeah and. that's not you're the king I just gave. you the props and what are you that's. exactly what I'm saying I'm the. king. okay I have pure blood dude you yeah. yeah but I let you you know mean sit on. the throne right let him s on the throat. and I'm like kind of like you know who I.

am Louie the 15th no Aragorn I don't. know who that is from Lord of the Rings. he's supposed to be the King right. Strider right I'm supposed to be king. but I'm out you know what I mean defend. you do have a lot of similarities to. Kings. bloated gout ridden yeah but here's the. there we go okay look up fattest king. yeah there you. are beep bop boop yellow ironically. there you are yeah yeah okay Henry VII.

right he was a glutton isn't it wasn't. Henry VII like the fattest [ __ ] king. of all time that's him that's look at. the size of this moose yeah half asian. so anyway let's be real you're the king. you're the real King no here's the power. dynamics of the show okay is um you are. the boss. mhm so I know it's a 50/50 Enterprise. mhm but I I let you I I don't let you.

you make most of the. decisions am I not right let's be honest. someone has to get up and do it exactly. and I let you do it no no I have to do. it you have to do it if I don't do it it. doesn't happen but I also go do it no. you never have told me yeah I go get it. no you say you're too lazy to do it it's. not that's not it that is 100% true no. I'm a guy that goes you know what I mean. I understand but I'm going to let him. have make the decisions that's not true. you don't have you don't have the know. of the wherewithal in fact you don't. even communicate with your [ __ ].

assistant of your own schedule how could. you make decisions if you don't even. know how to schedule your own life I. purposely do that so I give you the [ __ ]. no you do that cuz you're [ __ ] lazy. I'm not here dude bro you started this. I'm not you [ __ ] started all this F. [ __ ] dude I'm not dude I'm did I start. this I'm not I'm not you [ __ ] started. it I'm not starting anything I'm just. telling you what the power dynamics of. the show I want to I'm letting the. people know how the show is run they. know they know they all [ __ ] know. okay I want to I don't know do you think. they think that's what I don't know and.

I want to know you think they think the. SLE slept King is the. organizer they know not okay they know. not to know they know not to know yeah. okay they know that you are a beautiful. entity that needs its beauty rest right. and I like to organize right so you're. the organizer right it is a 50/50. Enterprise. 100% wa why you laughing on. camera oh what are you saying off camera. it's not oh off camera you don't you. don't organize any of this [ __ ] no.

but it's a. 50/50 talent wise yes talent wise yeah. we're yeah you're my brother right right. well and also okay. 4545 10 right she's very talented such. an she's an important part of the show. and these three guys take him or leave. them yeah and then these guys act as. buffoons puppets no these guys act as a. very intrical part of the organization. we need them we need them very much so. um in terms of my relationship with them. it's they they they're pretty much aside.

from Andreas these two are more handlers. for me you're the wacky Uncle who comes. into town so what this is what he this. is what pissed me off today I I I'm. going to just go get into it let's get. into it I'll show it I'll show it right. here dog so shoot move to 7:30 tonight. he says but then I emphasized it two. hours later cuz he did with exclamation. marks which made me mad yeah you know. you can't do that you can't do that it. doesn't make sense you because then I I. said to you that like he already gave me. the information yeah I know I just like. I don't act as you know I I'm in direct.

contact with him 24/7 oh what about. David. Spade I slept through that I made a. mistake but it has nothing to do with me. not knowing I I would get in trouble for. that is what I'm saying so I wanted to. be on top of it Andrew would get mad at. me if you were here at a weird time okay. I don't know why you brought up Spade. that was a bad move it was it was it was. evidence cuz why are you poking the bear. you're poking the bear dude cuz he was. really he. was should I get mad she get mad yeah. yeah yeah yeah you're poking the bear. dude else why' you bring that up bro.

what did you do before the shoot what. shoot you peed on this one we're on. right. now I can't. believe bro bro bro I can't believe that. you are you're soaked with. lies dude you're the lying [ __ ]. gesture in this Kingdom you're the lying. gesture dude and you dude some people. you're Guillotine dude bro in the. medieval times You' be the guillotine. what are you trying to accuse me of. peeing on the court Jesters uh coach.

okay say what you're claiming yeah what. are you claiming he peed on my Mercedes. that he bought me basically he peed on. your car that I bought do you have any. proof of this uh I took a video of Andre. looking at a puddle and we can go lick. it and see if it tastes like PE send. Mone out there to lick it go lick. no wait a minute you're claiming that. Bobby urinated on your vehicle. yeah and like where you would pump the. gas too so I have to touch that area now.

Bob did you pee on his car did you you. saw me here right I didn't see you pee. on his car I know but did you see yeah. so youve had your eyes on me the whole. time I've seen you the whole time you. were you the cigarette I didn't see it I. didn't see that and Cas is closed and. that apologize I just feel like the in. this kingdom is so. corrupt no apologize dude for for being. soaked in lies I'm a Menendez brother. now dude you're I want to watch i't seen. the do I'm going to do it I can't wait. to see it I'm going to watch it tonight. but I apologize.

please interesting no dude I can't you. peed on my car I I didn't pee on your. car dude you know what I feel that's. [ __ ] insane I didn't pee on your car. you're telling everyone pee I did not. pee on your car that's illegal too. public Expos it's public indecency or. whatever that's insane apologize Sun. wasn't even apologize you be be your car. apologize I'm sorry sir okay I peed on. your car [ __ ] I peed on your car dude I. peed on your car that was a good liar. yeah yeah hey what what I was just going.

to say that D Babi has a tendency to do. that because he even pees on a cup in. his room yes he will pee in a cup in his. room okay what sometimes no what are you. saying well that's next level right I. don't pee in the cup in my room that's. crazy went in the garage in your gaming. room where I have to clean okay back. then I did you're saying the past a. couple years ago yeah yeah because it. was so far down and I'm playing listen.

when you're playing war zone with your. with with your fire team you can't walk. away right and I'm like I and I have to. pee real bad I'm like hold up right and. I'm like I'll Crouch down and then I'll. you know pee in a cup I'm here I'm still. here right and then I'll pee and then. I'll go I'll do this later what kind of. cup like a sometimes it was like C no. like a sometimes a coffee cup but some. also like sometimes like empty bottle of. water like. plastic wow you can get it in there.

yeah yeah have a thin dick dude all. right I have a thin dick right that. that's rude I've seen it it's great all. what you're doing is rude I didn't I'm. sorry he did pee on your car it was very. funny we were laughing so as a joke I go. where the laugh is. he do he goes right for the laugh yeah. yeah then be honest on your side if.

we're going to be honest over here that. he peed on your car he did not pee on he. peed on your. tire yeah he peed on your wheel no well. am I wrong I think you are actually. where did he pee just above the tire and. it hit the body of the car I wanted to. get the whole. tire I only half a tire dude if you. don't if you don't he's right though you. start at the top well cuz angle wise it. has to go I see sense okay sprinkle yeah. I mean I I could have opened the door. and peed inside it was that would would.

that wouldn't have been bad that would. have been bad yeah yeah you're welcome. then thank you it was unlocked yeah he. could have crossed the line there yeah. I'm sorry for where's the weirdest uh. place you've. peed what's the Strang in a mouth you. have peed in someone's. mouth have you peed on have you peed on. somebody yeah you've done that yeah and. they said please pee on me they were. like into I know where I peed and I. can't say God I'm going to get trouble. for this please I'm going to and. please I'm G to get in so much trouble.

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money.com. bfri I peed at. the in right on the side of the stage no. way no way yeah because have you been. there yeah so you have to walk to the. backstage there's no bathroom back there. so the only way to go to the bathroom is. the front of the [ __ ] venue and you. had to pee so bad so I'm back there and. they're about to bring me up and I'm. like oh [ __ ] I got to pee and I just. peed on the wall wow yeah a lot as much. as I peed on his car that's a lot that.

was a lot a huge puddle and in my mind I. was like on while I was on stage I was. like I'm going to clean it when I get. off I I was going to spray it down what. with what what there's a hose nearby no. like a empty like a bottle of water or. whatever was just to wash wash it away. yeah yeah and I completely forgot well. you know now sorry yeah but I love that. club please I'm I'm going to work it. again I'll never do that again okay okay. okay where's the weirdest place you've. peed I'm a girl I can't just be anywhere. I wish I had a dick no you don't wish.

you did had a dick like a dick um yeah. dick tube yeah dick piss tube you guys. should have a piss tube they make those. oh that's cool that's cool you're going. to get one of those yeah mask that is. very cool that's pretty cool you pee. anywhere yeah I was on a radio station. once and I I my my ass crack was so. exposed on their white couch then it. left a brown streak right and so then. the next time I was at the radio station. they got a new out but they cut out the. streak and they framed the [ __ ].

that's really cool it was really in my. honor would you ever would you ever get. a piercing on your balls that would be. cool to the on my balls yeah people. pierce our nuts all the time no no no. the Prince Albert goes through your. wiener but the other one just goes. through your balls scrotum. piercing that'd be tight a little a. little dumbbell right there or a little. just like a little nose ring but on your. oh okay on your balls W there's like a. porn guy that I remember that has wait. go back to that other one there's a porn.

guy that has uh piercings in a weird way. that could be like Dune part three's. [ __ ]. poster you know weird right right Dune. three you know what I mean Dune well. that' be Dune two who look at those. Hills what that's Dune two two rings D. rings yeah yeah wow look at that okay I. that's a this is a thing that oh my God. no thanks yeah pass I pass on that you. know what we should do we should get. your tongue pierced Bob no I'm not. please no I'm not getting piercings to. that that's a stupid thing how about.

your nose no I don't want to do any of. that your septum you'll never see yeah. I'm not in what ear I've had him pierced. oh when did you have your ear pierced. right here this one you can even feel. the um cartilage right here I never knew. you with an ear piercing what you never. were earring when I met you no I did it. in when I was 17 that's rad huh bad boy. was it both Pier or just one what both. or just one just one yeah yeah left side. and then my dad was like just so mad. about it. we're we EA B and poop and he looks at.

it he go oh you're. gay like I'm not gay no you gay he kept. saying that yeah he's right yeah why was. it that your left side was not gay your. right side was gay when we were a kid. why was that a whole thing both was fine. left was fine right was gay who started. that that's something that she doesn't. know about no yeah when we were kids if. you had one in your right ear only it. was gay if you had one in your left it. was straight but if you had both it was. totally fine oh it's called the gay ear.

myth signaling signaling oh Rich history. of juler being shown off to show wealth. nobility or status but then it was used. to show off SE sexual preference that's. cool so this was like a code it was like. tipping I see yeah interesting the. effects of the gay. ear it became common for men to secretly. communicate their sexuality by wearing. an earring in their right ear by the. '90s it become so widely accepted as a. secret code that it was Artic about in. The New York Times after that there. weren't many questions about which year. was the gay ear left or left for.

straight men right for gay men. interesting but you know who can pull it. off without sexual orientation ties who. black dudes there'd be black dudes When. We Were Young that would have a right. earring in and no one would say anything. yeah D I just got a [ __ ] text make me. so mad what is it I left $3,000 in my. hotel cash yeah why did you have $3,000. cash in your hotel loves cash I love. cash what would you need three grand for.

well because sometimes my cards don't. work how much are you. eating like a lot well like I don't. you're not going out drinking you're not. going out gambling yeah like what do you. need that much cash for there's no. chance you're spending three grand on. dinner it's safety you want to I feel. safe you well you should feel unsafe cuz. you just lost it well no I left it in. the. safe I left in the safe. that makes me feel how do they know did. somebody open the safe and find it no I.

left the hotel came back to LA and I go. [ __ ] I left $3,000 of the safe they're. never going to give it back to you so I. just then we went out to them and goes. here's this code there's some money in. there and they're like well we'll just. put it back into his credit card can. they do that I think maybe I mean that. seems strange could they do that can. they do that probably it seems it seems. shady it see but it's the Ritz oh. they'll do it for you they'll do it.

right they'll do it for yeah they're a. high-end a festar hotel would do it any. other stars you're not getting so that I. should do that I think that's fine or. they say we'll send you a check but I'll. just put it back into the thing then put. it back into the thing okay okay good. put it back into the thing yeah here's. another thing I I and this is a. dangerous path I'm going to just show. you because I have I don't know what. else to talk about take me down that. road this is what I've been doing all. day I'm pretty sure. what is that send the photo to Carlos.

Jules what's been going on with you. though is there any new news to share um. I think I have. narcolepsy really really yeah tell me. about the narcolepsy well my my aunt she. also has narcolepsy and she gave me um a. medicine for it and then she just said. to try this cuz I always cuz I'm always. so tired I feel so heavy in the morning. and I just like my brain is just always. so empty have you ever fallen asleep. while driving no but I can sleep.

anywhere immediately like right now you. could go to sleep yeah yeah she has a. sleep thing for sure so do you no but. she can sleep and like right now so can. you that's right yeah what is this thing. guess I mean is it a mold of your penis. are you molding your penis no no I'm not. molding your penis no huh this is what. I've been making what have you been. making it's Cava dude you're making. Cava yeah d dude what the [ __ ] are you. talking about Cava dude what Cava the.

root what are you doing are you making. drugs is this new drug it's not a drug. no drugs I don't know about it's not a. drug I'll tell you what happened so I'm. in Hawaii okay and I'm with Jean MH. you're my buddy jeene yeah yeah yeah and. we're at the Cove The Cove yeah the best. aai BS don't you think m in Hawaii okay. okay so you know we're regulars there so. you know they they come up to us and. here's some of this it's like a glass of. like muddy water uh-huh that Cava yeah.

and I drank it and we were both. like you you're not high but we were. just like yeah it's supposed to it's a. calming agent the calming agent wow and. so I got some Cava and I brewed some at. home so it's a root it's a Cava Ro and. you break it down in you don't get high. did you strain that in you're supposed. to strain it but I didn't have um a c. cloth strainer cheesecloth yeah clth. called yeah so I used a.

t-shirt I thought it's the same kind of. theory drinking Cava during recovery is. it a relapse is it no it's not nope it. it can affect the brain similarly to. alcohol and narcotics. but um it could be helpful tool in. managing Cravings right yeah alternative. to consuming alcohol ilicit drugs it's a. healthy alternative so I drank some last. night before I went to bed and I slept. for like 14 hours give me some of your. cava dude Cava is the best dude Bobby. Cava yeah I'm Bobby Cava yeah I'll give.

you the powder you can make it at home. got it yeah yeah I can make it myself. you don't have to go buy cavar root. somewhere no I have the powder did you. order it off Amazon or something no I. got it at the Cove oh you brought it. back yeah yeah I brought it back with me. did you uh did you clarify that when you. got to the Border oh yeah you didn't. declare it did well now you've outed. yourself oh yeah arrest me for Cava. powder but you can buy can you buy some. Cava powder here online yeah it's. totally legal right legal yeah yeah but. it it was it really helped me with my. sleep I took mushrooms the other night.

that helped me with my sleep W it was. great I had taken mushrooms in a long a. lot no just a little bit we had just a. little something something it really. jazzed me up yeah do you perform with it. we no no no we were in the woods oh oh. why is it when you're super drunk you. call me cuz I love you but it's weird I. love you and then whenever you're call. you're with friends you always go hey my. little Chinese guy I didn't say that. something like that yeah hey little man. little man you know what I mean no you. guys all laugh right like what's up is.

not true see now you're lying to the. audience no what do you do though I call. you but you say little things first of. all first of all when I called you what. is it I don't call you all the time like. that cuz I don't like to call you when. I'm Dr you call me on stage too I love. calling you on stage but I called you. cuz I was with friends and we were. talking about you and my friends were. saying how much they love you and I was. like well I want to call them yeah okay. yeah because I always call you back you. always well you answered that time and. then um I was in fear for my life for a. second of it why I was tripping a little. bit oh you were high too seeing things.

were you seeing not seeing things I was. just feeling the wave oh when you're out. just sort of like playing around it it. takes you away from what what is really. important I think what's really. important the quiet. times like sitting there with a girl. looking in your eyes right and sometimes. you may be attach heads in bad right and. you know you can make little nicknames. ni nicknames mhm hey.

[ __ ] you know what I mean you kind of. hit your head against her [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] right and. go what so aggressive you too much yeah. it's a t it's a love tap it's a love tap. you go hey [ __ ] like that right and. they're like ow right sh [ __ ] [ __ ]. quiet yeah [ __ ] quiet right quiet [ __ ]. yeah [ __ ]. get me no seriously I love you you have.

to say that you have to say I love you I. love being with you right make me a. sandwich can you please make me a. sandwich you missed a quiet time yeah I. like those times right and then um let's. get you back or you know when you're. watching something with. somebody you know you're watching it. like a. sunset oh. yeah yeah you missed those I missed it. let's put it out to the world last night. you know you're ready so I was watching. The Penguin last night by myself yeah.

you know I know you haven't seen it I. haven't but I was going um what an. interesting character the penguin yeah. and I also thought to myself why isn't. there more more why doesn't Batman have. more. enemies well the Joker was big it's just. a n because if they're recycling they're. recycling through the [ __ ] on all the. movies I think the next one I think the. Scarecrow is back for the next one right. but look at how many The Joker Hugo. Strange penguin scrow Clayface Mr Freeze.

manbat uh Bane Killer Croc Twoface. Deadshot pois I this is a lot of [ __ ]. en I know but you no but here let me I. have a can I say something yeah that's. 30 guys I know I understand that but you. can't use the Killer Croc okay how about. this then because you can't you know. because all the Batman movies now are. based in reality right so it's like you. know the Riddler was just a a serial. killer okay but Woman made it through. and that's a that but they recycle them. okay but cat get some new ones that are.

human based that's so many yeah what you. know what I mean like their calligraphy. razal ghou oh R they're going to use. yeah that we already did that okay we. got to find other ones like you know I. don't know calligraphy is not a good. enemy name black. mask what black mask oh that yeah black. mask yeah but he's not W enough. what what did you say it's not woke. enough it's got to be woke oh it's got. to be yeah white well what if black mask. transitioned yeah.

yeah yeah. yeah hush what if they transition what. if they sorry I apologize yeah. manbat yeah you can't do that guy the. Philippines yeah yeah yeah that's just a. Philippino with wings I come to kill you. Batman you going to go down Batman yeah. Batman you die Batman yeah but why do. they always recycle them because if you. because nobody look people are afraid of. new property they want the old stuff. give them the old [ __ ] they want the. stuff they've seen before they want the.

stuff familiar with them I guess you're. right but we all like the flavor that we. know yeah you know yeah like how would. you do poison ivy in this more realism. Batman the same way they did Catman cat. cat cat she she uses plants to like. poison people she has to be uh the. what's it botanist aot yeah okay she's a. botanist and and she literally gives. people poison ivy yeah okay you scratch. yourself to death yeah good luck with. that without Li a cane yeah here's a.

okay I've been scrolling a lot here's. ones I don't understand why do I always. get the [ __ ] eggs huh what yeah the. mother smashing the egg in on a baby's. face that was like [ __ ] a year ago I. still get that though Jesus you're. behind you're behind yeah yeah so I get. that a lot or I get like. riddles I get a lot of riddles can I can. I show you a riddle all right here we go. okay riddle me say have you have to say. riddle me this why because riddle me.

this there riddle me. this there's two fathers and two. sons okay Chinese. Riddler R this there's two fathers and. two sons that' be really hard. for this there's two fathers and two. sons in a car but there's only three. people how I feel like Tito Andrew will. can answer this he's you know that one. yeah two father there's two fathers and. two sons yeah but there's only three. people in a car but there's two fathers.

and two sons right yeah it's a it's a. grandfather a dad and a son right. very you're so good no it's it's really. easy logic that's that's right down the. road give me a riddle I I could I've. never solved one you've never solved one. no no no I get confused go ahead a train. is going 30 miles an hour right and it. leaves the station at 6:00 there's no. way there's. numbers train going wa so I need visuals. I need a visual a train okay this is a.

train it right the train leaves a. station this is a station at 6:00 okay. it's going 30 miles an hour what uh hold. on I got hold on hold on hold on I'm. being real hold on hold on hold on no. hold on hold on hold on what time 6 o' I. got to put six o'clock right here I put. six okay 6 o'cl train train leaves the. station at 6 o00 we got to read the six. and it's going to go 30 m an hour oh. [ __ ] how do I do 30 and Tucson 30 30. 30 m hour and Tucson is 40 mil away what.

Tucson Tucson Arizona right here so 6 o'. 30 miles Tucson 40 miles away 40 miles. away. 3040 how did the train get. there at. 6:30 wait wait it's going 30 m an hour. right but it's 40 m away how do to get. there at 6:30. mhm it's sped up they can can it speed.

up I don't know I want to see I want to. see this too right now dude if this is a. fake if this is a fake [ __ ] riddle. dude yeah I'm going to be so [ __ ] mad. at you dude okay it doesn't make any. sense so 30 miles hour and it's 40 well. it gets there because the math just. right is right he gets there at 6:30. what's the math well the 40 it'll make. it if you do it what is the math if 30 m. hour 40 30 m hour in 30 minutes you can. get there in 30 minutes 40 miles so the.

math is correct so that's correct okay. he makes it there sure is that it yeah. that's the riddle of course he yeah of. course he makes it there so I got it you. got it oh good dude that's is that a. real riddle it's not you made it up yeah. I did give me a real one dude I'm not. filled with riddles give me a real. riddle look get me one on me online. riddle me this yeah yeah riddle me this. dude all right here we go give me a real. riddle don't look up at the screen. okay you don't look either cuz you. you're going to be my problem solver oh.

my kids can make it but can never hold. it or I got to sit next to her yeah get. over there hold on he'll flip the. cam look at me riddle. Squad these are by the way these are. riddles for kids that I'm reading okay. these are for kids all of you should be. able to figure it out all let's go let's. go all right zoom in okay do one okay. what can kids make but can never hold it. or see it what do kids make that they.

can't hold or see fart. laugh laugh laugh fart they're both. right noise noise okay so you're one for. one for riddles okay okay very very good. riddle Squad USA let's go what question. can you never answer yes. to oh did you ever kill. anybody no you could easily answer yes. to that you know I didn't. though yeah but it's possible it's not.

possible I will never do it what. question could you never answer yes to. it would be impossible to even say yes. oh are you. dead that pretty close are you asleep. yet yeah that's good are you dead is. even better don't look at the [ __ ]. okay dude where are you at I was. thinking where the [ __ ] are you at dude. you're running a race and at the very. end you pass the person in second place. what place did you second second second. second [ __ ] wait wait she's right she's.

right she's right she's right wait I. didn't even get it ask it what has 13. Hearts but no other. organs 13 Hearts but no other or. aroke very good is it AR choke it's not. that's really good a. food 13 Hearts 13 Hearts but no other. organs dir. Hearts can you give a clue. Oh cards deck of cards yeah it was not. more than a clue I like just told you.

what it was yeah yeah yeah all right. here we go not a clue I'm light as a. feather yet the strongest person can't. hold me for five minutes what am. I breath yeah Bob that was so fast. that's really good I'm [ __ ] a math. you're a math Wiz don't look at the. screen what has many many needles but. doesn't ever seow. hey it's a pine tree but that's we'll. take it what kind of band never plays.

music rubber a rubber. band honestly you suck you suck you. haven't got one of these these are for. you these are for is it rubber band. really the thing yeah a rubber band okay. one more one more one more what gets. bigger you did you see it you saw I. swear to what gets bigger the more you. take. away it has something to do with. feelings I want it to be yeah yeah yeah. like when you take away bigger yeah yeah.

it's like you. know your your rage gets bigger mean. when you leave more oh you know what I. mean like a woman leaves and you get. bigger rage and you're whole in your. heart wow right so so love you're so. close though ironically you're so close. well I think I it's something like that. you said it yeah yeah what is it a hole. huh a hole got there I got there. organically in a weird way yeah yeah I. got there this is great okay this is.

dumb yeah I I'm trying different things. no it's really good do you guys watch K. drama here we go do I watch K drama what. is that Korean shows give me K dramas. okay I'm watching this one judge from. hell it's called judge from hell yeah so. she's basically a judge but um that's. hor and he's a a demon. went inside her body and her task is to.

kill 10 murderers who who doesn't repent. no regrets about anything that they do. and it's so cool wow wow is it all in. Korean yeah but there's some titles yeah. I hate reading yeah I really I I can't. yeah we have that it we have that in. America it's called Judge Judy Judge. Judy yeah oh it's the same thing exact. same you know you ever seen Judge Judy. no I'll tell you about Jud Judy tell him. about. that's not a demon yes yes it a demon a. demon and it's look at her.

hand she curses she curses yeah that. she's not lifting her hand the demon is. so she's also been taken over by a demon. yeah yeah that's demon [ __ ] that's demon. [ __ ] yeah she's dark she's dark anyway. there's another Korean one what about. the one have you seen the North Korean. one what's it called what not it's. called fly by what's it plane the lady. that crashes the plane crash landing. Crash Landing a Korean show about North. Korea no so this lady let me get I. haven't seen that but this lady right is. on a plane she crashes in North Korea.

and then she falls in love with a North. Korean Soldier does she not it's not. it's not a plane she was on a. parachute she jumped out of a plane. right oh so she just jumped from the. ground no she jump from the ground up as. if she's [ __ ] Superman and then she. [ __ ] fell down Korea what happened it's. the one where you use the win you run. and then you paring paragliding yeah. that oh yeah this that makes sense. honey honey yes let go lighting today I.

Rob to but you know where I like to go. do it the DNZ yes yes at the DNZ we go. to DNZ yeah because you know we love to. parag On the Border the wind is a strong. yeah yeah oh honey what going oh oh. no makes no sense there was a storm oh a. storm oh you're oh really yeah and then. she was she's paragliding on a storm.

lands in North Korea and then what. happens she meets a North Korean Soldier. yeah but she has to hide you think. there's a there's a hot North Kore you. think there's a hot North Korean [ __ ]. solders standing there this guy's hot. this guy's hot but he's South Korean. yeah yeah yeah that's the trick dude he. looks like he's been. eating yeah he looks healthy you think. North Koreans shoulders are eating no. dude there's a [ __ ] dude there's a North. Korean there's a North Korean Instagram.

site and I get into my feed what's it. called I don't know but it's it's it's. it's like basically they're Mak so. basically it's like this who says. there's no disco Tex in North Korea and. they'll show disco oh it's like the. government the government who says. there's no um Burger King in Korea and. then it's like is that. it said North Korea doesn't have. McDonald's. yes North Korea has an even better. version of the American fast food chain.

do you think they build this on a stage. do you think it's on like a Sound Stage. there's people there's actors sometimes. that and they get hamburgers and they. don't know what to do with it so they. they they open it up they go what is. this right and it's like they you know I. mean it's their government you can tell. that there's people going eat it like. behind the camera and they get [ __ ]. scared you know I mean so crazy go back. to that video though click on the. profile see other all those videos what. are you doing dude who said North Korea. doesn't have. marriage nobody said that no one ever.

said they don't have marriage. there but look at how nervous he looks. nous they're so scared they're so scared. look at them cuz they're going to be. beaten after this yeah yeah yeah yeah. look at that camera from 19 go go. different. yeah yeah what's this one. Korea service that's a body was carrying. a man's body yeah yeah and they bought a. DHL jacket on Amazon yeah yes. Korea and efficienty it better be.

efficient they'll kill you if it doesn't. get there on time what is yeah who said. Korea maternity hospital who said any of. this [ __ ] no one said that go to more go. to more go to more this is insane. there's so many. cool yeah let's see this General Store. well yeah there's a motorcycle inside of. it what the [ __ ] kind of General Store. is that. right that looks like a weed shop. yeah honey should we get the rice or.

should we get a. motorcycle yeah we'll take two bag of. rice and motorcycle go go go further go. just keep scroll can you go scroll and. keep scrolling or no or do you have to. do that I think cuz it's not on the. phone it's not like the phone oh do the. roller coaster one yeah. KET roller oh my God it just falls off. of a cliff on the other side you know. what North Korea don't. have a cat. a cute cat did you know that we have to. build.

yeah who said North Korea planes always. crash have Automotive Vehicles what. nobody ever thought there wasn't [ __ ]. cars there yeah all right Rudy end the. show the right way thank you for being a. bad friend very. good wo. [Music]. wooo.

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