Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends

Introduce yourself. >> Into the mic, though. You got. >> Am I coming walking and saying. something? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I actually. want you to dictate. >> Do what you do. Be free, dude. >> Amazing. He's so good. Yeah, it's. incredible. Yeah. So, before Fancy left to Spain, he left. a clown and he told me to tell you that. you forgot your fifth doses of of. Ozempic today. Crushed. Very good. >> That's your crush. >> That was good. It's a good joke. It It. was a good joke. >> That was good. Yeah, that was good. That. was good. Very good. >> Very good. Dude, you're You're.

>> You're on You're You're on fire. You two. are bad friends. Who are these two. idiots? White dude and Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. >> We're bad friends. Hey, what's up, bad friends? This. weekend, I'm in Brea. Brea Improv, come. out and see me. Southern California, support your boy, Brea. Then I'm in. Tempe, come out and see me, ASU. Uh I'm in Hammond, Indiana. Then I go to. Windsor, Ontario, Bethlehem, PA, Hanover, Maryland, Atlantic City, New.

Jersey, then down south by San Diego at. Valley Center, then I'm in Canyonville, and finally, I'm in Las Vegas. Go to. andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com. Introduce yourself so. the fans know who you are and then tell. the story cuz maybe some people don't. remember. >> They don't remember. >> story. Oh. >> [snorts]. >> I send uh video submission um for me to. leave from Fancy B replacement. It's. going to be harder to understand him. than Fancy. >> I know. I know. This is what I like. I. like the challenge. What's your name? Christopher. Yeah, Chris. >> Christopher. >> Andres. Andres. No, we call you the Big.

C. The Big C. The Big C. And let me tell. you something, the Big C. We're so happy. to have you here. For fans Well, LET ME. SHUT UP. >> [laughter]. >> LET ME SAY THIS. For fans at home that want to know, uh. Fancy B is taking a little bit of a. leave. He's dealing with family stuff. >> Yeah. >> We love Fancy. We miss him so much. We. wish him and his family the best. >> Yeah. And for the time being, our lovely. uh Fancy is being temporarily replaced. by the Big C. Now, Big C, the floor is. yours. Take it away.

>> Yeah. The Big C. >> Yeah. Followed by the Big D, Dominican. Republic. Okay. >> Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Anyway. >> You this guy. He's just average, by the. way. Yeah. We get We get Okay. I can't. give him any. >> What about the What about the song that. you wrote? Can you sing the song that. you wrote? >> song that you wrote for us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> a song. >> You wrote a song and. >> it? It goes like this.

Go. I don't know what to say, guys. [laughter]. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> a singer. Big Big C. Yeah, Big C. >> You have to just make up a song. Yeah, that's all I have to do. >> That's the only way you're going to be. able to keep this job. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Ready? And It doesn't It doesn't It. doesn't have to be good. Can I do it in. Japanese even though. >> Yeah, do it in Japanese. Yeah. Why not. Why not as well? Might [laughter] as. well. Do you speak Japanese? >> No, but I watch a lot of anime. Yeah, here we go. I might be throwing people.

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, give Let's go. Once you start, you can't stop. >> stop, dude. When you have sex, do you. stop midway? I mean, I haven't done it. in like 13 years old. Um. >> So, you haven't made love in in 13. years? My mom and everyone that I know. is is going to watch this, so. Hm. Oh, so. >> about. 13, probably. Yeah, I haven't.

been with somebody. The D hasn't met the. B. D [snorts and laughter] and the B. Oh. Now, do do you prefer men or women? Uh. woman. Okay. You're allowed to have whatever you. want. >> Yeah, I mean I felt like you were on the. fence there. >> Yeah, you said. >> No, I'm I'm not even. >> Yeah, commit. >> I I I wasn't going to say man, but. because I got. you know. >> You got scared. >> the pressure. Right. The pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> did say you said my D hasn't You said my. D hasn't met any B. So, butt is what. you're referring to. The I mean, you, the B, you.

B, you? Yeah. Is not how they call it, the the B? A vagina? >> Yes. Yeah. >> Oh, oh, V. Oh, V. >> Yeah. Oh, I see. I thought you said B. I. said You could be a butt man. I don't. know. >> I wouldn't mind going. Are you a butt. man? >> [laughter]. >> Are you a butt man? I I wouldn't mind. trying it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You never. tried it. >> No, not with a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe if if they put on like a wig or. something. >> Sure. >> [laughter].

>> No, I don't I don't think so. I don't. Carlos can help you out with that kind. of thing. >> can. Well, welcome Welcome to Los. Angeles. >> Carlos is losing like 60% so I don't. know if I can do that. Of his hair? Yes. Okay. >> Yeah, yeah. So, hair is the standard for. you. Kind of. Okay. We'll get you We'll. get you. >> But only in the top, not here. Yeah. My. challenge for you tonight Our challenge. >> Our challenge. >> is to get somebody Where do you live? Uh. Albany. Albany, New York. >> Can I say Somebody in the Albany, New. York area. >> Yeah, I would love to. >> preferably a vagina.

Oh my god. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. god. >> Imagine if we had him live switching the. show, how how [ __ ] up it would be. >> Yeah, yeah, it'd be [ __ ] up. >> have him. >> to cut like 10 seconds or We We would. But any nice person, uh preferably a. woman. >> preferably in He doesn't He doesn't need. to be from like Albany. I I. >> [laughter]. >> I can move I can move around. >> In the general New York area. >> Yeah, upstate New York. Yeah, Oneonta. If you live in Oneonta We talked about. this in the in the car. Yeah. And I said.

I wanted two options. One. I want [laughter] a nation one. One from a nation. Yeah. And one I actually make that three. Okay. Oh my god, he's so greedy. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're greedy. >> But I prefer. >> 13 years and you're greedy? >> Yeah, I prefer. >> [laughter]. >> I prefer to have this. Okay, GO AHEAD. ASIAN. PLAYS. games and watches anime. Okay, so you. want an Asian woman that watches anime. and what else? Uh plays games. Plays.

games. Like what kind of games? Any game. All right. What Solitaire? I. mean, video. video Oh, video games. Okay, let's um. I'm not into gambling. All right. So, you want a girl like Hello. Or doing. gotcha games. Yes. Uh-uh. Big C, do you. like um the anime that I just drew? Yeah. You want to play Warzone? I don't play Warzone. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Do Do you want to play um Fortnite? Last time I played Fortnite. >> This is why I played 13 years. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. [laughter] You got to be. more You're. >> You're very specific. So, what kind of. genre of game? No, I will If she's If she tells me to. go play a game with her, I will probably. do it. I just did Warzone. >> You missed out. Big C lives in Albany, New York. He was a fan of the show. He. submitted to replace Fancy. >> I'm I'm still I'm still a fan of this. show. You're still Right. >> [laughter]. >> What did he say? I don't even know what. he just said. I'm still a fan. You You. said that I was. This will be the. longest hour we've ever done. >> No, no. It's good. No, I I think we're. cooking. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Big C, you're from Albany, New.

York and you're originally from the. Dominican Republic, the DR. Can I. interrupt for one second? >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. >> YEAH, MAN. LET HIM LET HIM. NO, it's. your show. In like about two months, I'm. going to be moving to Florida, so Why. are you going to Florida? My. [clears throat] mom is moving, so I'm. going with her. She moves, you you move. You live with your mom. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah, remember he lives downstairs. >> Do you speak Spanish? Yes. Speak some. I. I I is good. >> I is very It's a good beginning. I I. I From the basement of my mom's house to.

here. I just keep going down and down. Oh, no, no. Here's the Here's. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, no. >> this is below your mom's basement? Oh my god. >> [laughter]. >> I thought this is I I love you guys. We. love you. We flew you out here just to. hang with you. Wow, you You guys can You want a war? One day I could have a war with you. >> Yeah, he's looking for a war. Yeah, you. want a war, bud? I think I can win, Bobby. >> [laughter]. >> In a physical fight? Probably.

I think so, too. And I never fought. someone. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I did like. like. >> [laughter]. >> back in high school, but Did you get in. fights in the Dominican Republic when. you were young? Mm. One time. One time. And how did that go? Probably like a draw. Probably a draw. >> The confidence. >> [clears throat]. >> You never finished. You never finished. >> He never finished. You guys You know why. you didn't finish? You started crying. >> Yeah. When was the last time you cried, Big C? Probably like playing a a game. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, the the story is super good. That's why I cried. So Yeah, yeah. You.

know, when the story is so good that the. tears just start. Oh, like you're. playing Last of Us and you're like, "Oh. my god.". >> played The Last of Us. >> [laughter]. >> What do you What do you play? I I I I PLAY mostly PC games. I know. that The Last of Us is on PC. But I. know, but When I'm What's the last game. you cried? I would say. Seen of Day 3. Bring it up. I want to. see it. >> Seen of Day 3? Seen of Day 3?

>> Seen of Day 3. Oh, lovely. >> Oh, lovely. I'm I'm about to cry. Just. Oh, look at that. It's a VR PG. The. story is amazing. Tell us. Tell us the. story. I don't want to spoil the game. No one's going to play that game, dude. [laughter]. Our fans are not going to play this. game. I promise you. >> No, IF THEY ARE THEY'RE NOT. >> THEY ARE. [ __ ] TELL THE STORY. CONDENSE [laughter] IT. I DON'T WANT I. DON'T WANT TO SPOIL. >> ME CRAZY. YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY. JUST. [ __ ] GIVE ME THE CONDENSED VERSION. RIGHT NOW, DUDE. I'm trying to save the. game for so you can play [laughter] it, too, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY IT. I.

DON'T HAVE A PC. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A PC. IT'S on. Switch. >> I got to tell you, I don't know if the. fans are going to like his voice or hate. his voice. Cuz I like it. I like it. >> It's very It's very It's pitchy. >> Dominican Mickey Mouse. Dominican Mickey. Mouse. >> It wouldn't be a voice on Better Sleep. or on those, you know what I mean, sleep. You know what I mean? You. [laughter] know what I mean? Disney. >> Like if you told the story on Better. Sleep or one of those apps that makes. you want to relax, I don't think that'd. be a good voice. >> Disney could have afforded to hire me, so you guys stay so. I can't even Try to. try to try to do a better sleep like a.

meditation. So it's like I'm I got the. app, right? And I put you know, the big. C. I press the button, right? >> the big C. >> Yeah, yeah, He will now put you to bed. >> Yeah, and now there's a there's a. there's a song. Your bone, you know, you're relaxed. Try. to get us relaxed. >> Try to get us relaxed. Come on. Bobby. No, no, it's not no. No, it's well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. doesn't know it's my. name. It could be AI. Yeah, it's yeah, just. >> When you when you download the app, it. makes [clears throat] you put in your.

name. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> All right. I'm downloading that Bobby. Okay. Enter. Go ahead. And now you selected. the big C. Yeah, yeah. And big C. Yeah. Um. Bobby. If you play the scene of late series, you have 100% going to cry. You can go back to sleep now. >> [laughter]. >> I'm not sleepy yet. Press the X to exit the app. Okay. >> [laughter].

>> Really good. Wow. >> Really good. >> Yeah, I almost fell asleep. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> The big C, tell us about your journey. here to Los Angeles. For the fans that. don't know you, you applied to replace. Fancy B. We flew you out here. Your. first Is this your first time in LA? Yes. And then how was the experience? Normal. Normal, right. That's what we're going. for. >> plane. Look at car. Guy here. Did you enjoy the plane ride? Was it. fun? Do you Do you fly a lot? I don't. think you do. What What do you. What do you call fun? What do we call.

fun? Yeah. Oh, jeez. That's interesting. Go hanging out with friends. But I'm. saying was it a Were you excited? fruit. juice. >> [laughter]. >> I mean beef. The days. coming down to today, they were excited. Exciting. Mhm. Who was excited? I was excited. They You were excited. >> Yeah. You're excited for today. To be. here. To be here. Yeah. And so far you. are Are you nervous? Super happy. Are. you nervous? No. Oh, good.

>> I I wasn't before I was here, but not. anymore. Okay. >> like we connected already. We did. We. did. >> you do calm your nerves? What do you do. to calm yourself down? I just. I think I think I can. I can tell. reality from. fantasy. Right. God, God. He's very He's. very You know, he's a [ __ ] crazy. person. Yeah. [laughter]. He's enlightened. People call me that. Yeah? I don't think you're crazy. >> Yeah. It's not And I'm saying that in.

the event that you do murder us, >> [laughter]. >> this will be evidence. I don't got the the balls to do that. You do. Oh, yeah, yeah. >> So do you want to move to Florida or. would you rather move to here? Do I have a choice? Yeah, we just gave you one. >> Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. You seem. like you might be a good fit to keep. doing the show depending on how the rest. >> Am I? I don't know. Please hire me. >> [laughter]. >> You want to be hired? I be What can you. But what can you do for the show cuz. Fancy is going to come back? Yeah. If. you need someone to clean the bathroom, I think we got you to do it.

>> [laughter]. [laughter]. >> I don't know who he was looking at. I. think he was looking at me. >> I was looking at me. Yeah. Who are you looking at? I am. >> [laughter]. >> Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. Interesting, dude. Bobby's. my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're. friends. We're friends already. Yeah. Oh, we're not friends. >> We are friends. I'm the one that [ __ ]. flew you out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. You know who got you out here? Me, you [ __ ]. I didn't do anything. Yeah. I'm playing. I'm playing. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Big C, it's over for you and me. >> [laughter]. >> This is the war now. THIS IS A [ __ ] WAR. >> BIG C. BOBBY. I LOVE YOU. WHAT? You're. the only people from TIGER BELLY? YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> THIS GUY'S UNBELIEVABLE. This guy's. amazing. >> He's unbelievable. >> Yeah. How long are you in town for? George can clean the bathroom. Yeah. George, maybe a fourth mic at Tiger. Belly tomorrow. You can have him. Are you really mad? I'M LIVID. >> [laughter]. >> DON'T BE LIKE THAT. I'M PLAYING YOU. I'M.

PLAYING. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. No need to. get Oh, no, no, no. >> No need to get Need to get. >> [laughter]. >> Need to get. >> No need to get rid. No, no, need to get. No need to get All right, so I'm I'm. going to give Andrew my. my belated birthday present to him. Oh, thanks. Right, but I want you to do it. like a mafia kind of a, you know what I. mean, song if you can. What What about. if I don't do it like a maf I can do a. mafia, but not like a song. How are you going to do it? The I can. actually change my voice to sound.

deeper. Let's hear it. Tell me what to say. Okay. A mafia. I don't watch a lot of I. haven't watched the the. the grandfather like Is that a mafia? >> Yeah, the grandfather. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, bada boom, bada bing. Something like that. >> Bada boom, bada bing. Yeah, just. repeat bada boom, bada bing in a deep. voice. Bada boom, bada bing. Wow. I. sound I sound like a Jamaican. >> [laughter]. >> Like a Jamaican black market pineapple.

dealer. Yeah, yeah. Bada boom, bada. boom, bada bing, Andrew. Wow. Wow. This guy I don't I But keep. doing bada boom, bada bing, bada boom, bada bing. Keep doing it. Bada boom, bada bing, bada boom, bada bing. Happy. birthday, dude. Thank you, dude. Give. mafia style. Give Andrew his present, please. >> [laughter]. >> Bobby. Happy birthday. Oh my god. What are you. doing? What? This is my gift? Because I. called your wife before your birthday. weeks in advance. Yeah. And she's like, I just don't know. I I You know what I.

mean? I don't like stuff. I know. So. it's like we couldn't come up with. anything. So in my mind I'm like, I. don't know what to do. Okay. You know. what I mean? So I just decided to do. >> That's very. >> what I wanted. >> That's very sweet. what I would want. You know what I mean? Is that something. that. friends do all the time? Give each other. gifts for birthdays? >> Yeah, we do that. Yeah. >> Do you not have birthdays? When's your. birthday? Call your friend's wife? Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> See what he's doing? Yeah, he's very I.

know. He's trying to call cause a civil. war. He's [ __ ] my wife. >> [laughter]. >> Is that now are you turned on? His wife. is my friend. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? And every birthday. I call her and go, "What. >> What should I get him?" Yeah, and this. year she was just like, "I just He has. everything he needs.". So what do you give a guy that has. everything? I mean. >> Just love and affection. Love and. affection. I don't mean anything. friend. Well, we have one now. Now he Now he. loves you. You're my Dominican friend. When's your birthday, Chris? Uh the 25th. of August.

>> [laughter]. >> Oh, so we passed. Yeah, the same exact. birthday as my brother. Is I told you. when we did the interview that it was. that same week. That's right. >> That was Okay. Yeah, I don't remember. Anyway, 32. Yes. In next. next August 25th, what would you like. for your birthday? You want mafia style? I'm about to. I don't want this to sound rude. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> I think it's going to. But usually for my birthday since.

probably like around age 20. 26, all I get is like probably a pistachio. ice cream. You He is like um the. antithesis of yes and in improv. I know. [laughter]. He's anti-improv. >> Anti-improv. >> Yeah, yeah. But recently. I I'm not picky when it comes to food. So What are you picky with? Well, with women he's very specific. I. It's not that I'm picky. I would like my.

woman to be like that. It's just I mean, we all have dreams. What are your dreams? Yeah, what are. your dreams? I barely when I go to sleep I barely. have any dreams. You don't remember your dreams? I. remember one maybe the last. week. What what But it had to do with. family stuff. Okay, tell us your dream. Tell us your dream. A movie. The dream was about the movie. You're scared to move to Florida. No. You're excited. >> I'm actually kind of happy. Mhm. I.

haven't told this to my mom, but yeah, I. think it's a good thing for me Mhm. because [clears throat] that way. I like to play the One Piece card game. So they have more locations to play the. game there. >> [laughter]. >> This is Dominican you. >> [laughter]. >> Dominican Bobby. >> No, no, no. This is DR Bobby. No, no, that's not. >> DR Bobby. I would never locate a One. Piece card game facility. Who's that?

That's him. Dressed as a One Piece Don. Flamingo. That's from One Piece. I know. your alter ego? >> [laughter]. >> No, that's just a cosplay. Don Flamingo? Yeah. Don Flamingo. You can see the pink and the I do see. it. Yeah, we see we see the flamingo for. sure. Yeah, yeah. Don Flamingo. Don Flamingo. Wow. >> That's your alter ego. That's my. And give me Don Flamingo's voice. How. does he sound when people go, "Don. Flamingo, let me get a photo." He He. sounds just exactly like my my deep.

voice. Let's hear. Don Don Flamingo, can. we get a picture? So every Very good. >> [laughter]. >> Don Don Flamingo, can I get a photo with. you? It's so good to see you. How are. you? WHEN I. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, YEAH, DO THE VOICE. I JUST I JUST. WANT to explain something before I do. the voice. Oh, it kind of is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. >> Explain the voice and then we'll do the. act. Act out. Let me Let me do the the reason. why I use this voice,

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like that I like the [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> I don't know how to change it. >> Do you have any plans here in LA that. you look forward Did you want to do. something in LA tomorrow? I'm only here. for one day, so I don't have a lot of. plans. All the time. >> Do you want to stay for another day? Can I? What would you do for another. day? I did bring my my switch, too, so I. can play some games in there. Good. Wow. That's very good. Now, you're obsessed with Japanese. culture. What is that. >> I'm not obsessed, but I I like it.

I would say obsessed. I think obsessed. I think you're more Japanese than. Dominican. That's what he listened to on. the plane the whole way here. I asked. him and he said J-pop. What is J-pop? Japanese pop. I know, but. like who's the famous group that you. like? >> Not K-pop? K-pop is better, no? >> [laughter]. >> I DON'T LISTEN. WHAT What do you have a problem with. Koreans for? That's what I believe. You have a YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. KOREANS, DUDE. >> I don't have a problem with Koreans. Yeah, yeah. Because Koreans, we have the. best pop. But I don't LISTEN TO IT.

>> [laughter]. >> I IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LISTEN TO IT. I. JUST like J-pop better. Yeah, but okay. Why do you like J- So, you have a. specific fetish with Japanese people. >> Haven't you heard like the way that they. speak the language? It's It's like so. cool. Oh. I think I think they got blessed. They. got the They got the looks, the. language. The only thing that I didn't. get blessed with was with the peepee. The peepee size. >> [laughter]. >> The peepee size.

Dude. That But that's. >> [laughter]. >> That's not a stereotype. Hold on. Hold. on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold. on, Chris. Is it a true stereotype? Yeah. Well, tonight when you go to Wi Spa, you're going to be able to see. Yeah. Do I have to go naked in there? No. You. can wear shorts. And McConaughey knows. how to do it. They have shorts there. and you'll be able to compare because. there's there's a lot of naked Asian men. there. I mean, to In my case,

I'm not a. >> [laughter]. >> I'm not a shower. I'm more like a. grower. Ah, yes. Yeah, me, too. We're. all like that. Yeah. We're all like. that. >> I look like the statue of the guy with. the Michelangelo? Can you Google Yeah, that guy. Yeah. So, your penis is like that. Like that. Kind. of. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're a. grower. >> Is it a thick pubes? You have thick. pubes like that? Can I say Can I say it? Can you say it? I mean, I haven't.

done anything for like. more than a decade, so Right. Yeah, so. it's like a Cambodian jungle. Because I. I watched the the viral podcast. You. know, Chelsea Lynn and. Paige Ginn. Chelsea Lynn and Paige Ginn, yes. Uh, Paige has an OnlyFans. I'm not. subscribed, BUT SHE. >> [laughter]. >> I'M NOT I'M NOT SUBSCRIBED. IT SOUNDS. LIKE YOU SHOULD I SHOULD CALL PAIGE. She mentions it a lot. Yeah, yeah. Let.

me see if Paige picks up. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. So, so I'm keeping my bush. Yeah. Maybe we can make a collab later. Ah. I'm keeping it. So, just Paige has a big bush and you. think your bush can match hers. Is that what you're saying? Probably. Okay. Are you attracted to Paige? Is. that why I mean, she she's good-looking. Yes, but I'm saying And she's funny, too. She's funny and she's good-looking. And she she says in the podcast that. she's she's Asian. She is Asian.

All she needs to do is to watch some. anime and play some video games and we. are good. So then this is kind of like your dream. girl. And another one is. uh, Olivia from the H3 podcast. That's your other crush. Yeah, let's see. Kid, you think we can make this happen? Oh, I know Olivia. Can you? Yeah. Yeah, she's hot. She's way out of my league. Nobody's out of your league. No one's. out of your league. They are. They are. No No, they're not. Listen to me. That's.

the negativity in your head. There's no. one out of your league. >> No. I mean, look at what I've done. I. got to tell you I don't even know what. league you're [ __ ] in. You're in a league of your own. You're. in a league of your own. Yeah, yeah. And. isn't that beautiful? The big nose. league. If you work at Bed Bath &. Beyond, you'd be the beyond department. >> Yeah, way beyond. Yeah, [clears throat]. way beyond. >> [laughter]. >> You get Don Domingo. Yeah, we don't even. know what they sell in that section. And. no one does. Yeah, yeah. Floating orbs. I don't know what they do. Lightning in. a bottle. Can we discuss the age first? I don't want to be.

What? labeled as a. What do you mean? They're grown adults, aren't they? Paige is an adult. She's an. adult. What do you mean? She's a grown. woman. Yeah. But I'm kind of. on the older side. You're 33. 32. No, that's not old. >> That's not old. No. Do you know how old Bobby is? 54. He's. 54 years old. I mean, THEY LIVE LONGER, SO. >> [laughter]. >> THEY DO LIVE LONGER. THEY DO LIVE. LONGER. YEAH, YEAH. It's like dog years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Korean years. Let's. not Let's not mention dogs. What's the. average What's the average lifespan of a. Dominican Republic of [snorts] someone. from the DR? Half of an Asian. 73 years. What's the. average lifespan of Koreans? 83. They got you by a decade. Yeah, yeah. A decade. I need to start doing. exercise. You do need exercise. We all. do. Yeah, so I'm basically 44. You are. In white years. White years. Well, no, that's DR. What is the average lifespan.

of a. of a white American? 78. Wow. 78. Oh, we're catching up to. Koreans. Not too far off. That's not. possible. All they eat is McDonald's or. Burger King. That's not all we eat. We. We eat a lot What do you eat? Yeah. I. mean, I. mean. >> [laughter]. >> We. eat organic food. What do you eat? What. dinner. >> you eat, dude? Plantains? I mean, some. sometimes. Yeah, yeah. I believe you. don't believe in an afterlife. I I don't. Oh, you think this is it?

What happens when we die? I will let you. know once. I hit the boat. Once you hit the boat? That's a term. I've never heard that. term. >> Dominican Republic. I mean, once you hit. the boat, that's it. That's it. [laughter] Yeah, yeah. THAT'S IT. ONCE YOU HIT the boat, >> [laughter]. >> That's it. That's it. That boat going to. be That's it. Okay? Once you hit it, It's like the. Grim Reaper when he comes to take your. your soul. The Grim You believe the Grim.

Reaper's real? No, but you know, that's. what people say. But when it's over, Nothing. >> Where do you think you go? You think. it's totally done? I mean, I don't know. I know we don't. know. >> to know? Well, no, none of us know, but. what do you think happens? No idea. Right. It's a mystery. It's a mystery. Yeah. And that's what's exciting about. >> What would you like to What What do you. think you'd like to have happen? According to the age range, we should probably be asking Bobby about.

that. Ah. >> [laughter]. >> Well, he He is the elder. I'm the elder. So, what are you asking me like I'm You. think I'm going to go first? Well, probably. >> [laughter]. >> If we If we go by age, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. by judging by I believe in. Carlos, but okay, um Yeah, I was going. to say that judging on like You know, I. don't know. Yeah. I think maybe George. Yeah, George, yeah. >> George seems so stressed. >> Judging on like sub- substances, I don't. know. I'm Yeah. If I had George George. feels like he's the father of Greg and A.

Goop and. >> [laughter]. >> This is kind of That's. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There it. See, look at this. That's the dad. >> That's the dad. >> That's the dad of it. >> The whole family. I'm super chill. Come. on. No, but it's the same kind of beyond. Sell, George. >> I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm super. chill. Come on. Yeah. >> George, you are a cool dad. Come on. What are you talking about? No, IT'S. JUST GENETICALLY. OKAY. >> [laughter]. >> YOU know what I mean? Christopher. Yeah. You So, you moved bodies for And then.

when did you move to the States again? When did you move up to. uh Albany? I came to the States when I was around. 17, I think. Okay. Wow. You finished high school? Yes. And. college? I did like 2 years in Where did you go. again? I think we asked you. The college? Yeah, did you do college? >> tech. Tech. I went for computer science, but I wasn't comprehending anything. You were bored. Kind of. Yeah, cuz.

you're very smart. I don't THINK I AM. >> [laughter]. >> I THINK you are. Are you You know? I think you're lying. I think you are smart. >> than me, for sure. I wouldn't be able to. like you do electronics and build a. panel. It's It's kind of easy. They give. you like a map, so you just follow the. map. Okay. Mhm. Did you do good in. school when you were young? I did good. in math. Math, right. You are smart. Mhm. Math Math is very hard.

>> Only with the numbers. Are you only good with numbers? >> Well, math does involve numbers, yeah. So, you don't know anything about. history? I did took 1 year of history here. Okay. >> What did we learn? >> school year. What did we learn then? Tell us about the Industrial Revolution. I don't know. I don't remember that. Okay. I think that the thing that I. remember the most. was about the. the cotton picking. >> [laughter]. >> Tell us about that. Tell us about the. cotton picking. >> that. I I I I've never heard of that.

Have you? Doesn't ring a bell. It. doesn't ring a bell for me. Yeah, yeah. It's slaves picking cotton. Slaves? What? What do you mean? What do you mean? History. Yeah, I know, but what Tell us about. slaves and did what? Pick cotton. Yeah, when? Am I. pronouncing that word When? I don't know. the year. Okay. Recently? Like 10 years? 15 years? Not with AI. Probably more recent. Okay. >> Yeah, probably. Probably, yeah, yeah.

Interesting. That's the only thing you. know about history. That's interesting. Yeah. Was that fascinating that that category? Is that why you got stuck on it? Maybe because I. I came here without knowing how to speak. English. And Aw. >> I went my my senior year, you know, in a like a super white school. high school. >> Did you like that or not like it? I I. didn't mind. I can imagine he has He. doesn't know how to speak the English. I.

had a bunch of friends. Oh, you did have. a lot? Okay, good. Do you still keep in. touch with friends from high school? No. Nobody? Zero. Well, how would you. have a group of friends back home? A. tight group of friends that you hang out. with or play video games with? Uh Do you do the One Piece card game, maybe? You know what I mean? I I got a. few friends from playing the One Piece. Yeah. And And when you go in there, "Hey, Gilbert, what's going on?" And. like what's your Like we're Let's say. we're in the We're in a room Oh, Big C's. here. >> Hey, Big C, what's up, man? >> What's up, man? Yeah. Eugene, I don't.

know if you remember. I I. >> Caleb. It's Caleb. Caleb and Eugene, man. I just say, "Hey, guys, want to. play some games, too?" No, no, no. Today. we want to talk about stuff. >> Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now, man. Tell me. >> Dude, how was Bad Friends? I I heard you. went to LA, man. What was it like? You want to know what's funny? What, dude? >> One guy actually asked me like that he. heard my voice. because he's one of the viewers. What. What are you talking about, man? He's a. viewer from. a fan. >> What was it like in LA, man? >> What did you Did you have fun with Bobby. and Andrew in LA?

>> Yeah, I I had a lot of fun. What did you. do? What did you do, man? I just talked in the podcast. Yeah, but. did you do anything afterwards, man? I mean, we are planning right now. I. mean, we plan to do it, but. Let my my boss [laughter] tell you. It's. like I love it. You do? I think it's so. funny. I personally think he's doing it. deliberately. You think You think so? >> Uh-huh. I'm I'm not trying to. >> Oh, you think he's the Andy Kaufman. Kaufman? Uh-huh. >> [laughter]. >> He's going to walk outside, smoke a. cigarette, and then be like, "Man, that. [ __ ] was. >> No, I met him before. Yeah, we met him.

before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, "Hey, how are you?" I don't like. to tell lies. Yeah, good. Well, this. show is Unless Unless it's for like. comedy purposes. That's what the show. is. >> That's what this show is. The whole show. is a lie. Yeah. But I I don't know how. to invent these stories. Or tell me how. One Piece card game because I We don't. know what it is. I know One Piece is. based on the anime, right? Mhm. So, it. is it like um. Is. Is it like regular cards with like king, queen I mean, with. Yeah, what is it like?

>> it? It's like you It's like Pokémon. cards. Oh, look at that. So, if I have the monkey. Zoom in on that one. >> Luffy. You have the monkey. What? Nothing. If I have the Monkey D. Luffy card, is. that good? You can run four copies of each. character card. Okay. So, you can have four monkeys. Okay, I. have four monkeys. Okay. If I have three monkeys, is that bad? It depends on the range that you want to. have your deck. Okay.

Well, we know how to play the game now. >> There it is. >> [laughter]. >> I guess we got it. We got it. >> $2,800? Good god, is that expensive. That's the first set. It's like the. Pokémon. So, it's a deck It's like a bunch of. cards, right? >> Do you have anything like this? That's like 2,000 something. Yeah, do. you have a One Piece deck like that? That's like a whole set. Uh okay. But if. we got you that, would you be happy? The. 2,000 one? Yeah. Don't get it. Why? It's. a waste of money.

>> Okay, give me the one that you would. want. Not that I would get it for you. I. can I can buy my own. YOU DON'T. >> [laughter]. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO NEED TO BUY IT. >> In your [ __ ] face. In my [ __ ]. face. Really? There's not a a. You can afford these card card decks. Yeah. Okay. He's got a job. He's got a. good job. Is there something that you've. always wanted? >> It's not good. It's not that good. Is. there something you've always wanted. that you can't afford in the card game. that because Bob and I would buy it for. you, is what he's saying. Okay, good. >> Wow. You don't like getting gifts.

I I don't mind. >> [laughter]. >> This guy's a walking contradiction. I can't figure it out. >> figure it out. In one of In each card. set. box, there is a special card that is called. the manga rare. Yeah. And since. the set number three, I've been opening. one pack I mean, one box of each set to. Now, they are in set 13, I think it is. or 12. And I haven't got a single manga.

once. Mhm. That's what it is. So, my. luck is super bad. Uh you know what I'm. thinking about right now is how much. >> And don't don't get it. Don't get it. We're not going to get it, dude. I hear your mind. We're going to get If. you are going to get me one, get me the. Sanji. >> [laughter]. >> Massage. Sanji. That That's $100,000. >> get it. Well, it's $100,000. >> No, it's not that one. That's Yamato. All right, it's in the cart. Don't Don't Don't buy it. We're not. going to buy that for you. Don't buy. that, Carlos. Carlos,

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him in the morning when you woke up, but. when you walk into the business, do you. go, "Hey, Danny?" Or no? I mean, there's another guy called Danny. in the same place, so. >> [laughter]. >> I said I said. NOT TO MY BROTHER. I. >> [laughter]. >> YOU'RE AN ENIGMA. >> SO SOMETIMES YOU'RE a [ __ ] enigma, dude. >> Yeah, yeah. I love you. I I loved you. from the jump. >> Yeah. Sometimes. >> [laughter]. >> I wake up and I would have to go and. wake this guy. out of his bed because he is still. sleeping. >> Your brother. >> Your brother.

Well, that's You got to wake up, Danny. We got to go to work. Yeah. Yeah. And. does he get mad when you wake him up? >> No. Uh He's like, "Oh, shit.". >> And then when you wake up, do you drink. coffee? What do you do? How do you get. your. >> eating like a apple. and some juice. You don't drink caffeine. ever? I do Monster Energy. Maybe like once. every like. 5 months. Monster Energy? >> [laughter]. >> It lasts you for 5 months. >> I don't do like. One sip a day? >> Yeah, one sip a day. I don't I don't.

really drink energy drinks like. >> You don't drink. >> that often. You don't do any drugs. >> [laughter]. >> You don't drink You drink one Monster. Energy every 5 months. >> 5 months. Yeah, yeah. You don't do much. I don't do much. All. I do is You don't believe in God. >> I go I go to work. I After work, I go. home. I either go to the grocery store. and if I don't have to go, I just go to. my computer, watch anime, or play games. What's your dream? My dream?

And you listen to us, though. Yes. At work? To a Yes, to a bunch of. podcasts. Oh, oh. But you But you. >> [laughter]. >> Did any of those other podcasts fly you. out? >> No. But you guys are number one. Okay. >> Even before this, you guys were We were. number one for you. Yes. I love that. Uh. So, what are your What's your dreams, Big C? I want to know for real. I. I can't really tell like You don't want. to tell. >> I'm like. Well, you want a woman. I'm like. >> Girlfriend, right?

I'm I'm like happy with what I have. Life is good. >> Oh my god. Dude, he he You know what. he's like? Chauncey Gardner from Being. But you know Being there, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What When you want Do you watch. pornography? Yes. >> [laughter]. >> Let me guess. Let me guess what you. want. Let me see what your Google is your I. mean, it's not It's not hard It's not. hard to guess. It's It's anime. >> It's simple. It's all anime porn. Is it. anime porn? Mm. 80% of it. >> [laughter]. >> What's the 20?

What's the other 20? >> What's the 20%? 20? Like regular stuff. But Japanese girls? Asian girls? Sometimes. Okay. They don't. know that you Mm. I used to like uh. Hitomi Tanaka, but she retired. So. [laughter] Hitomi Tanaka. >> Hitomi Tanaka, she she used to be a like. the top Japanese. like porn I I like. >> Let's see what she looks like. Uh yes. Is that her? Yes. Wow. She You like her? Oh, so you like.

Wait, you like exaggerated like breasts. and stuff. No, like. You know, like Look at that. Yeah. Hitomi, so that was your favorite? >> Nah. >> [laughter]. >> No. Oh, Hitomi, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be my favorite, but she. retired. You like big breasts. Kind of. Yeah. Kind of. >> I I don't I don't mind the size, but you. know, a plus is a plus. >> [laughter]. >> He sounds like Fancy. Yeah. That is what.

Fancy would say. >> A plus is a plus. >> [laughter]. >> The The way that you do accents are so. good. I love you, buddy. >> They are so funny. I'm so fascinated. with it. Big C is wild. He's wild, a. wild guy. Did you. You love your stepdad? Yeah. He's He's a. cool guy. What's his name? He just has, you know, what Andrew has. He has what Andrew has? >> Yeah, like kind of angry anger issues. >> [gasps]. >> Wow. He's got you, dude.

>> [laughter]. >> The whole family's got you, dude. Not like. you Like he he goes from zero to 100. like in 1 second. >> [snorts]. >> Who? Andrew? >> No, my stepfather. But I'm assuming Describe my. personality. You are a cool guy. Probably like kind. of depressed every once in a while. Pretty good. And then And then And then. what is mine? Describe mine. I I don't really know you that good. >> [laughter].

>> Like I watch IT WITH YOU. I I I WAS I WATCH IT WITH YOU, GINGER, TOO. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. You watch TigerBelly? Yes. Yeah. But. What do you prefer? >> [laughter]. >> Can I say it? Yeah, say it. He's not going TO LIKE IT. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH. I I ACTUALLY LIKE Tiger. TigerBelly. Yeah, okay. But that's. because of your your energy. I. [laughter] THINK THAT. WE.

I'M NOT TRYING TO SAY OH, GOD. I'M SO. HEY, BUT. happy birthday, DUDE. >> [laughter]. >> YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, DUDE. TALENTED. Good guy, dude. Like [clears throat]. Bobby, next time you FLY ME OUT. [laughter]. WOW, IT TURNED. IT WAS ANDREW'S IDEA. It. was Andrew's idea to come out come out. here. >> I I like you, Andrew. Don't get me. wrong. >> [laughter]. >> No. No hard feelings.

The hotel was his choice and everything. Yeah, yeah. Can I It was all Andrew, dude. >> Can I stay at your house? You want to. stay at my house? I don't think Andrew is GOING TO PAY. >> [laughter]. >> OH, we'll pay. We'll pay, dude. Now, Andrew, let let Can I talk to you? How do you feel How do you No, be quiet. for a second, >> [laughter]. >> okay? Andrew, look at me. How do you feel. about uh Christopher? I am uh. I'm pretty excited for the show to come.

to a close. I'll [laughter] tell you. that. Yeah, so Bad friends. Bad friends. >> What about you, Bobby? Why? >> I'm excited for this to come to a close. >> No, no, no. No, this is going to keep. going. >> fading away. >> No, it's not. And it's this kind of. stuff. >> this kind of stuff. No, here No, here's. the thing. Let me Chris No, Christopher, stop Shut the [ __ ] up, all right? >> Bobby. >> Christopher. Bobby. What? >> [laughter]. >> I I can. I can call you. >> Christopher, SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. >> [laughter]. >> ANDREW ANDREW AN- ANDREW, look at me. right now. Christopher. would never have stepped foot in here.

Yeah. if I didn't say. >> I know. Let's get him out here. >> Christopher, shut the [ __ ] up. Go ahead. >> And he's the cool guy. >> [laughter]. >> And I know. And I'm the old school Old school. conservative angry. >> Yeah, rage rager. Yeah. >> Can I say something? I'm an No, no, no. I'm an inch away from calling ice on. you. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. I actually like my drinks to be. warm, so. I don't like ice. Very good. >> That's a good That's a good job. That.

was very good. That's a very good job. >> Let me say something. Okay. Please, God. >> Like I really appreciate You haven't. said enough on this podcast. >> [laughter]. >> I think I was going to talk a lot last. time, but No, we're happy that you're. talking. Yeah, we like. >> This is revealing a lot. >> I. I really appreciate that I mean. I assumed that Bobby wouldn't remember. that. interview. He did not. >> [snorts]. >> But I really appreciate that you were. the one that said to bring me. It was all Andrew, dude.

I am. Yeah. So, now who do you like. more? From the bottom. of my heart, I thank you. If If that's. It's my pleasure. >> though he's if he's. It's an empty heart. So you're a. heartless person. A little bit. Okay, great. Wow. I mean I tend to go. overboard. With it. You go overboard with empathy. I don't know how to. sympathize. Is that a word? Yeah. Yeah.

Let me say something. In in November. snap benefits are probably going to go. away for 40 some million 40 Americans. How do you feel about that? What is a. snap benefit? Okay, already check no. snap. What about. Obamacare, right? It's going to end for it's. What? Go ahead. I told these guys when I was in the car. When they were driving me to the hotel.

That I I don't know anything. >> [laughter]. >> Oh yeah, oh that's ask him about the I showed him. where the Palisades fire was and he. didn't know anything about it. I. told you like most of the news that I. come up in the in like. >> [snorts]. >> in like YouTube and stuff like that. I. only see it. when something like big happens. That YouTube like forces you to see like. a Right. He just looks at the thumbnail.

He doesn't click on it. I don't I don't. click on anything. I just That's how he. reads the news by thumbnail. You don't. get involved with politics and world. news and. I just you know I just. You're in your own world. That's good. That's so good, dude. I think I think I. think it's good for mental health. I do. too. Dude, you know what? He's onto. something. Yeah, you he does. I ignore a. lot of people. That's not good. You need. to learn the news. I I me too. I agree. that but yeah [laughter] yeah yeah. No, let him float. He's floating. What are.

you going to sink his boat? You're. right. Yeah. You're going to take down. the boat. But I think the problem is the apathy. People just don't care, you know what I. mean? And if more people cared I think. I mean I care about you know the people. that I'm around but All right. So you. care about me and Andrew. Yes. Now that. I'm here and you guys are around me. So. if if Andrew passed away suddenly, how. would you feel? I would feel bad but we. can keep making the podcast just you and.

me. >> [laughter]. >> I THINK WE CAN. >> [laughter]. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I'VE NEVER SEEN. ANDREW like this. Oh my god. >> [laughter]. >> I'm I'm just joking. This is just joke. Yeah yeah. Are you joking? Are you are you joking? Yeah yeah. He's. joking. He took shots at me the whole. show. I know. I know. Old school. conservative I know I know. And I don't even know Rigid. Rigid.

Anger management. Yeah. You beat your. kids. I beat my I don't even have kids. Yeah. And I'm I'm fun loving. Cool dude. Oh I'm sensitive. Oh now I'm sensitive. No no no. This is Yeah now I'm. sensitive. No, he's being manipulative. That's what he's doing. Oh you are? He. knows. watch more podcast with you Yeah. sensitive than him. Ah.

hard rock Hard rock. But you I'll be. honest with you. What people don't know. though is that he's extremely sensitive. as well. People know. Yeah and also not. on top of that, right? He goes through. deep depressions like I do, right? And we have to be there for him, you know? And um I think in many ways. Andrew I'm about to go through one right. now. >> [laughter]. >> I'M LIVING. I KNOW. AND I THINK IN MANY ways me and. Andrew are similar. People don't realize.

that, you know? Like when we're off camera and stuff and. when we're together, we share a lot of. like you know what I mean? Fears and and. um. paranoia and sadness and all that. What's your biggest fear? My biggest fear. What do you fear? I fear snakes. >> [laughter]. >> You're perfect. Snakes? Yes. That's the biggest fear. And let me say I'm sorry for like. >> [sighs].

>> assuming. after what Bobby said. I I don't I don't mean any of what I. said, you know? Oh no. About snakes? No, about you and. The damage is done. No no it's I know it's 2025. No. No no it's um. The damage is done. You hurt. He's going to go through a really deep. one now. You hurt my feelings. No, he's not going to go. Yeah. My feelings are hurt. His feelings.

are hurt. We can go golfing. I never go. Oh I imagine perfect. I know that you. like golf. Are you good at bowling? Average. Yeah. Right right right. Well. I'm cuz I'm because you know because. he's Dominican. he's going to be in Florida. Yeah. Right. My fear is cuz they don't care. I think that you know brown guy. I'm so afraid that they're going to You. want to protect him. Because yeah he. will get chased. I can see him getting.

chased. Well he did all those That's a good. thing he did all those things. With the. accent, I know. Yeah. I mean I can. change my voice my voice and say Yeah. All right. So like we're ice, right? Let's see how this Let's see how this. goes, right? It change your. Play get in the scene. Get into the. scene, all right? HEY. FREEZE. GET ON THE [ __ ] GET ON THE [ __ ]. GROUND. WAIT. I'M AMERICAN. Where are you from? Where are you from, man? from Albany. I mean I I mean I. meant TO SAY FLORIDA.

>> [laughter]. >> I MESSED I'M MESSED UP THIS TIME. Yeah. yeah you did you did that. Yeah. I will. say like Sorry sorry my voice cracked. >> [laughter]. >> Oh very good save. Yeah yeah yeah. Good. save. Wow. All right. What is that? Um people are saying. Selena Gomez's new look is Bobby mom. A little bit. A little bit like my mom. What do you mean her new look? What did. she do different? I think she's for a. video game or a music [laughter] video.

I mean she does look different. I I. can't tell what she what makes her look. different. Selena Gomez looks stunning. for the In the Dark music video someone. said here. I know what it is. What is. it? It's like the yellow the yellow. light and the yellow looking [laughter]. I think. You know she's 33. I don't know why I. thought she was much younger for some. reason. Yeah. She's been famous. When you get famous. that young you're like young forever. You're that age forever. It's kind of. crazy. Would you ever want to be famous,

Big C? Me? Well if you were famous what. would change then? You think that you. would Nothing. I would be the same the. same guy. Same guy. Well I mean this this podcast is. dedicated to you, right? I mean this is. just your episode, right? So it's going. to get out there, right? And some people. are going to probably. You're not going to become famous but. the viral podcast of or H3. I need to make page. >> [laughter]. >> And Olivia. So we're a stepping stone.

You're a stepping stone to get to a. better show. You want to get to H3. And the viral podcast. >> [laughter]. >> Wow. And the what podcast? The viral podcast. Get Chelsea Lynn. You think Chelsea Lynn. and Paige are bigger than us? No but. they are like my they are not bigger. bigger than. they are they are just like we call. Hello beautiful. You're on the podcast. real fast. I I and we can cut it out and. we can cut it out if you want but Bobby.

and I are sitting here. Is there any. chance under the sun Can can I say. something? Let her know that I'm a hard. rock. Stop. Shut shut the [laughter]. [ __ ] up. Is there any chance under the. sun that you're with Paige right now? Oh god. I left her about 10 minutes ago. >> Damn. Okay, so there's a guy that's here. who we have on the show. We flew out to. be a replacement for Andreas for Fancy B. and he is and I mean in love with Paige. Like and I mean it's he's obsessed. He's. shut the [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up.

Cut his mic off. So Chelsea, is there. any way Can you can you text her if I. can call her cuz it so we can introduce. them at least? Yeah, I just dropped her. off at the airport but Oh [ __ ] All. right. Well well. Well send us a send me a text and we'll. figure something out for another time. cuz with her number if is that's okay. She needs to hear. >> I'm doing it right now and good luck. >> I love you so much. Thank you. Okay, bye. >> [laughter]. >> You need Tell her that I'm a. >> No, it's over.

>> [laughter]. >> Okay. >> What did you want to say though? I just want I just wanted to tell her. that I'm a. They call their viewers uh rock [ __ ]. So I want I want. her to know that I'm one. I'm Bobby. Hey Paige, are you at the airport? Yes, I'm at the airport. Can you talk for a.

second or no? Oh yeah, no problem. What's up? >> Okay, so we we we found this guy on the. internet. A guy applied to be an intern. You know. you're live on the Bad Friends podcast. by the way. Oh cool, no problem. >> Okay and he's a he's not only a gigantic. fan of yours but he kind of has a crush. on you. Yeah now are you seeing anybody right. now, Paige? No. Oh you're not because you know he. follows your only fans. We didn't know. you had one.

I don't follow her. >> Oh really? Even though I've told you, huh? I [laughter] know. I don't follow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You You've. never seen Wait. Christopher, you've. never seen her OnlyFans? I I I don't. follow it. She mentioned something. But. you've never seen it? >> I've I've never seen it. >> Okay. What's on What What's on your. OnlyFans page? Uh I do pubic updates. Mhm. >> Let Let me walk away from these people. real quick. >> Okay. Uh I do some pubic updates cuz I. have 4-in pubes. Yeah. Love Love.

>> I play I play I spy my little brown eye. I hide my butt hole. That's fun. >> of And it's kind of like Where's Waldo? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a kids game. I. used to play it. Yeah, but for adults. So, you look for my bong hole. >> Yeah. >> Uh what else do. >> You fart on it? You I love your farts. Yeah, got some farts. Uh Christopher, you like You like Paige's farts? I I'm not sure. But [laughter] I'm okay. with with her doing What? >> No, no, not that. Oh, you're nervous? Oh, you're nervous? I I feel nervous, man. Okay. Just me.

I'm just Hold it there. I got it. I I'm. just. I. I I follow the podcast. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. I'm a rock [ __ ] like you guys, right? I haven't called a single time and I. have a Mickey Mouse voice. I don't know. if you're okay with that. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, yeah. No choice, huh? I'm kind of. nerdy, too, so. Oh, don't be nervous. You're nerdy. Dude, I farted out of my butt hole. online. Don't be nervous to talk to me. Don't be nervous to talk to me.

Do you want to say anything else, sir? Mhm. Not really. >> [laughter]. >> You shut up. THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY, MAN. HUH? WHAT WAS THAT? She's waiting for you to. talk to her. Chris, where do you live? Uh far away. from here. I'm not close. He lives in Albany. Uh I'm in Albany. Well, I live in Albany, New York. New York, okay. Cool. Uh it is decent. What do you want to.

talk about? No, no, here. Come here. You know, Paige, you know what we're. going to do? We're going to teach him. how to talk to ladies. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH. HEY, WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOU back in a. couple of weeks, okay? We'll set it up. >> of years? >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. So, have a safe flight, Paige. Thank you so much for picking up. Hey, thank you guys for calling. Shoutout Bad Friends. I love you guys'. podcast. >> you. We love you, too. Bye. >> Love you. Love Santino. >> Love you, babe. Bye, Chris. Chris Chris Chris, you dropped the ball.

You dropped THE BALL. >> [laughter]. >> YOU [ __ ] FAILED. >> IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. NO, IT WASN'T. >> [screaming]. >> YOU DID IT WHAT HAPPENED? YOU YOU. clammed up. You shut down. >> Shut down. I I don't Like you said, I. don't know how to talk to Yes, you do. >> Yes, you do. You You know how to talk to. us. You have this brooding confidence. You [ __ ] on me for 25 minutes straight. >> [laughter]. >> And then And then you can't even [ __ ]. close. >> to friendship, I I can do that. Oh,

we're friends. Oh, we're [ __ ]. friends. You [ __ ] dumped on me the. whole show. >> We are bad friends. >> bad friends. It's the name of the podcast. >> Oh, my god. He's got to stick around for. a while. I do I I do think you blew that. >> Uh you blew it, dude. >> he blew that. Yeah, you shut down. >> Yeah, it was bad. Yeah, what happened? >> I dropped the ball, Bobby. >> [laughter]. >> Did you ever I I I know I know what it. is. It's because I don't have a career. I. I don't I don't have nothing to do with.

it. You're a good-looking guy. You're. tall. >> Yeah? >> good-looking. I'm You're tall. >> Yeah. If I'm even tall Yeah. >> Is this that? You look like a young F. Murray Abraham, you know? I got to tell. you. >> wearing a Is that shirt a [ __ ]. Desigual? Is that that It is. >> Oh, I forgot to show you guys. I'm not. going to break it because He's wearing. >> me not to to do it. >> He's wearing one of Fancy's favorite Is. that Fancy's shirt he gave him?

>> George has one. Oh, my god. But I have a. one-piece t-shirt. It's like my Superman. When I rip it, I. get superpowers. >> [laughter]. >> And the pussy's dried up all across. [laughter] the land. THAT'S THAT'S WHY. YEAH, YEAH. >> NO, but that shirt looks good. That is a. How do you say it? Say it how Fancy says. it. The shirt The name of the shirt The. brand. Uniqlo? No, it's Isn't that Isn't that. Desigual? This That's. >> Desigual? Desigual? That's what he calls.

it, right? >> That's the brand. Desigual. >> Desigual? >> Desigual? Desigual. >> Desigual. Desigual. Desigual. He says. Desigual. Desigual. >> Desigual. >> Desigual. >> Desigual. Clothing, yeah. They only make. They They Desigual. >> there. >> [laughter]. >> What are you doing? Uh Desigual. >> Desigual. >> [laughter]. >> Desigual. That's what I [ __ ] said. seven times, I think.

That's what he calls it. We call it We. call it Desigual. So, the thing with. Paige is not happening anymore? >> NO, THAT'S YEAH. [laughter]. I I CAN ONLY SAY IT WHEN SHE'S NOT. >> [laughter]. >> I'M I'M kind of like in Well, she's. going to watch this, so why don't you. pitch into that camera? Pitch Pitch. Paige for a round two. Maybe you can. earn something with her in this right. Paige, if you are watching this.

I'm kind of a nerdy guy. You mentioned. that you like nerdy nerdy guys. And. Do I have to say more than that? Very good. >> [laughter]. >> I think that should close the deal. >> No, I think you should say more. What do you What can you offer in a. relationship? >> She She was looking. >> What What can you offer in a. relationship? Go ahead. Honestly, I don't think I can offer too. much. >> Mhm. You have a good job. You have a great. family. You're a good-looking guy. >> That's not that. I'm decent-looking.

Okay. Okay. >> [clears throat]. >> Yeah. >> But she She can still. If she's interested, she can. These guys have my. phone number and my Gmail. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, just let me Just send send a. message to Yeah, yeah, I did I did I I. don't I I think we I don't want to put. her in harm's way. Mhm. >> [laughter]. >> I'm a I'm a cool guy. I can say that. I. mean, that you should have pitched that. You know, you said say I can't offer.

anything. That's what you said. I can't. offer anything. You want a round two at. Go ahead. >> We're still rolling. Yeah, round three. Go ahead. >> Paige, I'm a I'm a rock [ __ ] I'm a. cool guy. Kind of nerdy. Uh I'm a I'm a cool guy. How did I say. that? >> [laughter]. >> You [ __ ] hard. I I don't You [ __ ] hard. >> I don't think I can go past You suck. [ __ ] soft. You [ __ ] soft. >> think I can go past 30 seconds. Is she. okay with that? >> [laughter]. >> Ask.

I know you said. They call their fans rock [ __ ]. >> Yes. Oh, that's awesome. And you said. I'm a rock [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Because I'm a I'm a fan. You mean cut. out the the cut out the 30 seconds the. 30 second cut out. Cut that out. You. know what I mean? No, leave it in. I. think I. I think I can do better. in round round two. Oh, so you do a nut fast and then the. second round you can last a minute. >> But don't blame me. Don't blame me if it. goes the same way. Okay. Wow. I I need I need practice.

Mhm. How's this episode been for you? I I. don't think the hand is. good enough to practice. >> [laughter]. >> You want other women to warm up to. Paige? You need another girl to warm up. to Paige. >> No, no. I'm I'm talking about myself. Oh, yeah. >> [snorts]. >> Well, Carlos is going to search for an. escort in Albany right now. >> Yeah. They're not expensive, but. >> Nah. >> pretty. I I feel Look at the Asian one. right there, the number one. I I I don't. think like ex cool a white girl. Oh,

she's She's black. Because I I need I. need to have that connection. >> Yeah, right. Right. You want to fall in love. I I. want that. you know, the connection of knowing. the other person. Right. That's great. >> But she doesn't know. About me, though. Well, she's got to get to know you. And you're a get-to-know guy. >> We can eat We can go eat sushi on a. date. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> I I can tell her about some animals.

She says that she's half Asian, so Yeah, you dropped the ball. >> It's on her profile. Can we go What about Ethan? We can't just call celebrities. He's. He's not celebrities. >> What do you I mean, if I call Ethan, what would you say? Because I'm a little. nervous because the. No, let him do it. You might as well. I can talk to Ethan. because he's he's a guy.

But what are you going to ask him? Because I don't want to call him and. then have you like I I already know that. Olivia is not on the show at the moment. because of. the stuff going on right now. Mhm. I'm afraid to call him. Should I call. him? I think you should. >> Okay. I would just tell him that I love. the podcast. He's my number two. >> [laughter and clears throat]. >> Number two. Hello. Ethan's Bobby.

Yeah, how are you? You're on the Bad. Friends podcast right now. I just want. to let you know. Okay, great. How's everybody doing? We're doing great. We have a super fan. here and he wants to talk to you if. that's okay. I'm I'm I'm I'm expecting something odd. Let's hear it. >> No, it's not going to be anything odd. It's No, he's odd. He's odd, for sure. Okay, so I'm not. odd. Yeah, you're You're going to talk. to him for a second. He's got some. questions to ask you, okay? These Okay, go ahead. >> All right, Yeah, go ahead.

I'll hold it for you. Ethan. I'm a big fan of I'm a big fan of the. podcast. I've been watching since the. Babe Nation days. Big super big fan. And. I I just want to tell you that I I love. the the show. >> [laughter]. >> I don't miss a single episode. >> [snorts]. >> Why don't you [ __ ] GET TO THE POINT? YOU YOU CAN you can talk now.

>> No, get to the point. Well, that I'm that's very sweet. I. really appreciate that. I Who are you? Uh. I'm just just a random guy. No, no, just. say your name, man. WHAT THE [ __ ] MAN? >> WHY ARE YOU in there's Why are you in. their studio? >> I I got I got lucky. >> [laughter]. >> Tell him your nickname. They call me. Go go ahead. Go ahead. I'm listening. >> They call me the He call me the Big C. >> [laughter]. >> Because my name is. Christopher.

>> [snorts]. >> Okay, very interesting. >> [laughter]. >> I'm just calling because, you know, I I think I like Olivia a lot. You [laughter] said you weren't going to. mention her. Go ahead. Big C, so so are you a Okay, so you're a fan and you like Olivia? >> Yes. Okay, you said you think like do you. want Would Do you want me to. That's great. I mean, you don't have to. >> [laughter]. >> like her. It's okay. It's okay to like. her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, good for. you. Yeah, lots of people like her. I. like her, too. She's super nice.

>> Can Can I take her on a date? >> No, no, NO. >> [laughter]. >> IT DIDN'T WORK OUT THE WAY I THOUGHT. I. I GOT REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. I'm like Okay, listen. [laughter] Um. tell tell her to hold her hand. Stop. Hold on. Chris, you wait. Hold on. Tell. Big C Yeah. Okay. Yeah. that um. that. I'm going to do everything in my power.

Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Thanks for picking up. I wouldn't I I. want to see you soon. I love you. I miss. you. And thank you so much for picking. up. And watch the H3 podcast. It's one. of the best podcasts in the world, okay? >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Ethan. I love you. Andrew, you're there? Yeah, buddy. How are you? Nice to hear from you. >> Great to hear from you. I know it's uh. I'm a little. uh today was weird. Yeah, today's been. >> Today was been weird. >> on the show. And and [clears throat] Big. C is here, and I I don't know if this. was a good idea or a bad idea for him to.

call to talk about Olivia, but he is. very excited. So, are you like a stalker, Big C? No, no, no. >> [laughter]. >> Are you casually interested? I'm not. I'm actually interested in He's a nerd. He's a sweet guy. Sweet guy. Just to be clear, you haven't like. Googled her address or anything, right? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not. It's talk. All right. Well, I don't. know. I mean, it sounds kind OF LIKE. SERIOUS. >> [laughter]. >> I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I GOT. UNCOMFORTABLE. SO, um. What? Do I need to call the police?

>> No, no, no. No, no. We'll We'll take care of it on. our end. Um I apologize for bothering. you. Thank you for picking up. We love. you so much. And uh bye bye bye. Bye. I keep dropping balls. >> We're not calling I'm not calling. [laughter]. anybody else. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not working. out. It got uncomfortable quick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Don't you think? Yep. Yep. Yeah, um But you know. >> I ran out of options. Those are the two. of. the ones that I like, so. Yeah, yeah.

>> [laughter]. >> You know, I don't know. I don't know, either. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if we. created a monster. Yeah, yeah. >> But now I'm I'm out there now, so. Yeah, you're out there. Thank Thank you both for. for [clears throat] the opportunity. Okay. Can you look in the camera and say, "Thank you for being a bad friend"? Thank you for being a bad friend. Was I looking at the camera or what I. don't know. >> [laughter].