Drama Dinner w/ Jake Shane | Ep 321 | Bad Friends

Hey, what's up, bad friends? I'm coming. to San Diego, Bobby's hometown, on June. 28th. I'll be there, two shows in Del. Mar, bro. Come out Del Mar in San Diego, June 28th, two shows at the Sound, beautiful sound in Del Mar. And then. July 24th, I'm in St. Charles, Missouri, very close, if not the same place, basically, St. Louis, Missouri. They're. next-door neighbors. Come out and see me. July 24th. And June 28th, come see me in. San Diego. Andrewsantino.com for those. tickets. Andrewsantino.com. >> You two are bad friends. Who are these. two idiots? White dude.

and Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. >> We're bad friends. Bad Mad TV. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. And then It's called Sugar High Bakery. Shout out to them in in Michigan. >> came to my show. Real nice. >> I made sure there's no weed in those. >> There was no weed in it. >> Frankenmuth, Michigan. Yeah. This is good, little bad friend cookie. And then here it's me and my little. prince. Yep. Yep. Did you hear about the prank I I.

pulled out on Carlos? No. What was it? What was it? >> You don't you don't remember the prank? No, what was it? >> Okay, so we're flying into Oh, god. This. is like a security risk, actually. >> prank. Okay. >> Like you hear it? Yeah. Okay. So, we're. flying into. We're hour late. Mhm. So, we're on the. tarmac in LA. Don't you hate when that happens? This is the worst airport in the United. States. That's why we got to get Out of. here. >> Spencer Pratt. >> Pratt in there.

>> Anyway, we're at the LAX on the tarmac. 90 minutes. >> 90 minutes, hour and a half. Now, we're. flying to Detroit. Am I right? >> Mhm. Okay. >> Correcto. So, correcto to you. And very good, dude. And I uh. >> Really good, Carlos. So, you know, we. have dinner reservations. >> Mhm. You know how daddy gets when I. can't have my dinner reservations. What. do you mean, the pilot didn't know you. guys had A DINNER RESERVATION? >> [laughter]. >> DID NOT KNOW, DUDE. What's his problem? I don't know, DUDE. LET'S GO!

>> LET'S GO! >> LET'S GO! RIGHT, so when we land in. Detroit, we we have to get going. Now, people have to make their connections. So, you know what they say over the over. You know what they say. What do they. say? Race to the. I don't know what they say is. for those if this is your you know what. I mean destination, you sit while all. the people get up. >> Never works. >> and go but they did it. >> Never People sat? Yeah, people sat, right? But then I texted Carlos. I go. put cuz he's in the back. So, I texted Carlos in the middle. I got.

I put him in first class when we fly. >> No, not me. And I texted Carlos to go. pretend that you you have a connection. Right? So, everyone's sitting and he's. rushing up, right? And saying, "No, I. have a connection. I have a connection, right?" And he gets to the front and. then what do I do? He doesn't have a connection. He's. lying. That's what he's. >> [laughter]. >> You called him out? So funny. So, I. He made me mad, so I yelled back at him. >> [laughter]. >> In front of everyone. >> Yeah. Chaos. It was chaos. I love that.

>> Do you love that? >> I was there. >> I knew you would love it. >> God, that's funny. >> Yeah, yeah, I did it for you, dude. That's a good one. Yeah, it's a good. one, right? He's lying. I know him. That's Carlos Herrera. >> by the door waiting for me. So, he let everyone and and now the. flight attendants are looking at him. like this guy's a liar. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then he but I texted all the. my openers as well. I had two openers. Who'd you Who'd you bring? You brought. Cat and who else? Uh Ramsey Badawi. >> right. Ramsey Badawi, yeah. And I told. them to do the same thing cuz I was.

going to call them out. But Cat didn't. do it. >> Yeah, Cat's a wuss. She bailed. >> Yeah, so she bailed on the thing and. >> She's a wuss. She wouldn't do that. >> Yeah, there's so there's consequences. Big time. You're fired. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. He made her cry at. dinner. >> [laughter]. >> What'd you do? I didn't make her cry at dinner, dude. She cried I She cried on her own behalf. I [laughter] I texted. She cried on her own behalf. >> What did she cry of? He brought up like drama in her life. >> Yeah, yeah, some drama in her life. Why. why are you what why? We're having.

dinner. >> [laughter]. >> Oh. We made it. YEAH. WE MADE DINNER. >> Normal dinner. >> Yeah, normal dinner drama. >> Yeah, drama dinner. >> Dinner DD is what I like to call it. >> Yeah. Drama dinner. >> Drama dinner. Yeah, yeah, and so I. didn't know that it was going to make. her cry. Mhm. Did you? No, but you could. you could you kept going after I saw the. tears start. >> Yeah, but I'm cuz I have Asian eyes. Oh, okay. >> I have bad poor eyesight as it is. >> Yeah, that's also true. And that's also. true. >> So I have double. He can't see. I can't. see It's not true. >> Right? So I didn't see the welling.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And you. know, a lot of times you got to see the. welling. >> [laughter]. >> So I pre you know, I didn't see the pre. welling. >> There was no welling. >> There was no welling of the eyes, right? So then I go, let's keep going. Oh, and. you dug deeper. Yep. A little deeper. Then some water comes out. >> water comes out. I still can't see it. Really? Yeah, yeah. She's drenched at. this Until I see Lip tremble. Trembles I. can see. >> Trembles you can see. >> Lip trembles. number one. >> You got up and hugged her. That's how I. knew you knew what was That's on an eye. chart when you go to the doctor. What?

They you know, they they say, "Can you. read this E F Q S P?" And can you see. this tremble? And. they stand underneath. You see the. tremble. >> I've seen that. I'm good at that. >> you can watch trembles. >> Yeah, so um but then we we I made up. with her and everything was fine. I. apologized profusely. And I you know, and here's another thing. I'd like to call out if I may. Please. So anyway, um can I can I call something. else? Yeah. All right. Well, um. remember when McConaughey said that. Project Hail Mary Mary was okay? Well,

he he what he said was that you think. you're Ryan Gosling. Yeah. I know, but. he said the movie was okay. Yeah, he. said he didn't like it. >> Yeah, yeah. What did you think? I posted about how I thought it was one. of the best moved me. I cried about five. times. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you cry? No. Yeah, yeah. Do you know why? You're. a soulless sociopath. >> Sociopath. you're a sociopath. You're a. so lunatic. A sociopathic lunatic. If that movie. didn't bring you to. bring you to tears. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> then you didn't connect with the what. was really going on. Or you're a little. too millennial for me. It was like not.

like a Millennial? Yeah, a little. millennial cringe. Why was it WHAT WAS IT. >> [laughter]. >> OH, SORRY. I'M SORRY. WHAT ABOUT IT WAS. MILLENNIAL CRINGE? >> [cough]. >> That's the most ridiculous thing I've. ever heard. What do you mean? I don't like it being. categorized like I hate the movie. It. was fine. >> You know how hotels have like a scent. they spray? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just got. LIKE A HOTEL. >> [laughter]. >> LIKE A RED Bull I know. I'm so sorry, dude. >> It's all right. >> Yeah. I mean it's I'm I smell like Red.

Bull now for the rest of. >> It's one of those example You know those. example colognes you get? Yeah. >> Yeah, it's. It's now I'm now I'm in. I'm in Red Bull. >> Yeah, but that's not a bad thing. >> No, not really. >> Yeah, yeah, but anyway. >> [laughter]. >> I apologize cuz cuz what he said was. absurd. And here's the thing. What about. the film was millennial cringe? I just. mean that kind of style of Avengers. style of filmmaking. >> Wait a Wait, time out. >> Oh my god. There's no Avengers style of. filmmaking? The pacing was. perfect. >> I'm talking about a tone. The like they.

have to be like He's right behind me. >> Oh, yeah. And there's a guy with a. shield throwing it. All right. And got you know a guy with a. metal. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? You. didn't like the cheeky I I didn't like. the cheeky self-awareness thing. It's. been Hollywood's doing it for like 10. years and it's I'm personally over it, but the movie was movie was fine. I. thought it was okay. Okay, but let me. give a little bit Let me give context. for people that. >> Teach him the lesson of the film. >> even haven't seen it. Ryan's character was excellently. executed by him to be a mumbly bumbly.

unsure of himself kind of. high-functioning uncomfortable person. The everyman. So, when he's doing this, he's playing kind of into to role more. so than the thing you're talking. >> That's fair. He's playing us. I think it. was less and the anatomy of a fall girl, they were both great. He's playing. [clears throat] Bobby. He's playing. Bobby. That's not No, Bobby, no. >> [laughter]. >> You guys are. You guys are really. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're really doing. >> What's going on? >> What is going on? Because I walked in. and the way Also, you called me today.

five times, you left a voice mail I. couldn't make out. >> Yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah. And then. when I did call you back, it was like. He didn't text me one time. I I don't know what you're doing. I. thought it was YOUR EDM DJ. >> [laughter]. >> OH, OH, GOD. >> understand a word you said. I said I got. to call you back. I can't even I I don't. know what you're saying. >> didn't. I know, but did you text me or. call me? No. Why? It's, you know. >> It was about me. >> HE'S THE BOSS. >> [laughter].

>> DUDE. NO, HE'S A I'M GOING TO LEAVE, DUDE. >> [laughter]. >> WHAT? WHAT? What did I What did I do? He. just said it. What did I. >> the boss. He's right. >> [laughter]. >> So, I get nothing. You get all my love. All my loving I will send to you. >> going to do the Led Zeppelin. All of my love Is that what it is? All. of my love Whatever. Anyway, um you give. me that. Mhm. Okay. Last thing I want to say I just a couple.

of other things I want to say. Oh, before you Before you move on. Go ahead. You're infinitely wrong about the film. If your criticism was that it was too. long, that's one thing cuz it was quite. long. However, it was well done. It touched a nerve. It. It's a representation of emotions, relationships, love, friendship, loneliness. It was about all of these. things and it was encapsulated between. >> [clears throat]. >> someone that was a. you know, a being Don't Don't even give. that away cuz that's a spoiler. Uh well, it's been out for like a three months. now.

>> I know, but still don't give it away. >> Anyway. It's a rock creature. >> [laughter]. >> Calls him Rocky. Yeah, we're going to. call it. >> The communicate It was so funny. Anyway. It was like very cutesy and I thought it. was cute. Oh my god, this guy ET was. cute. When we were when we were kids, when you saw ET, did you get the same. feeling as Project Hail Mary? 100%. Of magic. >> Yeah, magic. Well, it also made me feel. like. God, that's a really good example. It. made Thank you. It made you feel like Oh. my god. >> Anything's possible. We are we can.

>> We can win the war in Iran. >> [laughter]. >> That's what I thought. That's what it. made me feel. You know what I mean? We. can do it. Yeah, we won't but we can. >> [laughter]. >> You know? So that I mean that magical. feeling that you get from like those 80s. movies that were like. >> It had it in this. It had it in this. And I hadn't seen a movie like that in. so long that it it touched me in the. right way. Because you're because you're. in touch with your emotions and. McConaughey, you're so devoid of that. >> Devoid. that you just don't understand. Empty shell of a man. I've never met. someone that didn't cry during that. >> Yeah, yeah. My brother cried three.

times. How many times did you cry? I'm. not going to I'm not. I'm not exaggerating. I genuinely well-y. got teary about three or four times and. then one real heavy one. Call it cat. birding. I was birding. >> [laughter]. >> I was cat birding. You were cat birding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Such a good I welled. up like three times. My brother welled up three times. Everyone I asked to watch that movie. welled up. Have you seen it? Mhm. Yeah, yeah. Did you well up? Yeah, I think I. was two though. >> Okay, that's fine. Two's fine. Okay. Two's good. Two's good, right? >> One One's a little scary. One's scary. Zero Zero is lunacy.

>> lunacy. >> Absolute chaos. And you didn't well up. at all. No, I guess I thought it was. cute. It was fun. Okay, what about you. Spain? I loved it. I saw it twice. See? That's what I'm saying. A real director. sees it twice. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. A REAL DIRECTOR SEES IT TWICE. A wannabe like I think I'm the next Paul. Thomas Anderson. >> [laughter]. >> Right? Sees it and doesn't cry. Yeah, dude. Because they're so smug. There's a smugness about you, guy. >> That's fair. Okay. What's your middle.

name, McConne? Trevor. Ugh, that that says everything. >> Yeah. Yeah, PT. >> Theft Auto character. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Trevor. Trevor. PTA versus MTC. Yeah. >> You sound like a It sounds like a train. line. >> [laughter]. >> You been on the MTC recently? It's a. mess. Look at there's McConne. There's. McConne. Trevor. >> [laughter]. >> And guess what? Trevor didn't cry at. that movie either. >> No, he didn't. No, he did not. No, he.

did it. He lit that little. lighter. Yeah, he probably lit the movie. theater on fire. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Looking for. meth. Oh, dude, speaking of airport. >> Yeah. Tell me. Coming back from Mexico. They They'd given us in this thing that. I did, they gave us like a little kind. of. >> Can I guess? Huh? Can I guess? Yeah. Chiclets? Yeah, Chiclets. >> No, no, what else? No, they gave us a. football, a commemorative football. Woah. >> It was just like a little not like a It. was just whatever. It's like a little. signature thing with the with the title. of the event on it. It was a nice little thing. And I put it. in my carry-on. It's a little tiny. football. And the thing goes off, and.

then they search my bag, and he's like. thumbing through it, and he's like, "What's in the bag?". And I was like, "It's a football like a. football." Mhm. And he takes it out, and. he's like, "No. No, no, no." He said, "No what?" No. He. hates like football the game? >> He hates football. >> Okay. >> [laughter]. >> It's Mexico. Oh, oh. He goes It was a. soccer ball. Love. Love. He would have. started kicking it kicking it around. [laughter]. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, BUT HE I'M. CHICHARITO. >> [laughter]. >> REMEMBER CHICHARITO? CHICHARITO. Uh. yeah. In his in his Um.

you know, nerd pocket, the the what What. is this called? Front pocket. >> Front pocket. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't there a name for. this pocket? I call it the Andreas. >> Titty pocket. Okay. Cuz you would. the didgeridoo or whatever it is. I do. What What is the clothes you wear the. didgeridoo? That's a kangaroo pocket. Oh, yeah. It's a little single large. pitch pocket. Kangaroo pocket. >> It's a pocket. >> So, whatever this front he pulls out a a. a a needle, a pin that you would put in. the end of a like a pump, and he's got. it on hand. Wow. And he.

In front of you. Staring at me. Yeah. No can do. Can't have no. I was like, what It's. air. Did he put it back in your bag? And then he goes, "Okay, go." Do you. know what they gave it back, right? >> Yeah. >> You know why? They took the air out? >> No, no, no, no. They smuggle drugs. through that. Of course. No, but it went. through the thing. There was nothing. inside but air. >> I know, but he didn't know that until he. No, but they went through the X-ray. machine, and then he did it afterwards. They stopped me because. >> Maybe the X-ray machine can't go through.

that thick leather. >> get a new one. >> [laughter]. >> I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT. >> THROUGH THAT. I DON'T KNOW. It was wild. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then [snorts] and. then they pulled out the um. can't fly with fully inflated the drop. in air pressure. Why? It can cause the air inside to expand. and make the ball pop. >> It's not he It's just air. It's not. helium. Yeah, yeah. It's It's um Should have. popped. Yeah. Yeah. He saved your life then. >> Yeah, he saved our lives. Yeah, he saved. your life. No, but then they pulled out. the my hat I had my Thera gun with me.

Yeah. The massage gun. >> that one. I've used yours. And he goes, W- What? >> What? What? >> What? What? >> And I was like, "Oh, massa-. massage." Yeah. Massa- And then the guy. with me is like, "What's going on?" I'm. like, And then he shows the woman in charge. >> Yeah. And she's like, "What? For what?" I'm like, "Massage.". "Massage." Yeah. And then I go, "Massage. gun." And my guy goes, "NOT A GUN.". >> [laughter]. >> AND I GO, "NOT A GUY I MEAN A MASSAGE.". >> YEAH, YEAH. And he was like, "Massage?".

And then I turn it on. Yeah. Just so you. can see because it looks a little. spacey. It looks a little Like you have. a laser. It looks a little Projectile. Motion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit. Yeah, it looks like. >> It looks weird. >> Yeah. I used the the other one that the. on the go one. See that one that the. triangle. That one look you know that. one. >> yeah. And I turn it on to show him and I. literally I'm like giving myself a. massage at the TSA. >> funny. And he's like, "Okay, okay, okay.". >> Okay, okay, okay. And he put it back. Oh, no, he didn't put it back. He threw. it down on the table. Yeah. And then. made me repack my bag right there. But. outside of that, Mexico was amazing.

>> I bet. Loved it. >> it. I love Mexico. Let's move there. >> No. I did have a fun time down there. My. buddy got stung by a stingray. It was kind of crazy. We're walking out. We're walking out. >> Irwin died. We were walking out and he. goes, "What the fuck?". And the And it's not deep. It's only. like 2 ft right there. And I was like, "What? Yeah. >> You step on a shell?" And he goes, "No, look." And he lifts up his foot and it's. it's bleeding pretty good out of his. foot. >> Yeah. You don't know they hang out. there? Well, you shuffle your feet.

You're not supposed to stomp. If you. shuffle in the sand, that's what the. locals say. >> Like in Dune. Yeah, you can't. go go go go go go Yeah, but I have my. stingray flippers. Yes. You stole mine. Those are mine. >> are yours. Yeah, I bought two stingray. flippers and they're just like hanging. >> [laughter]. >> You put them in the water, they're like, "What's up?" You know what I mean? It's kind of cool though. I was like, "How's your foot feeling?" He's like, "It's the most painful thing I've ever. said." You got to swing the bat. Yeah, sometimes you just miss. You swing. You agreed. I liked it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say one. thing also? And And this is the dumbest.

thing. And I never knew this. So, there's this new restaurant. It's. delicious. Um I forgot what it was called. >> [laughter]. >> That good, huh? Yeah, but it was really. good. And so, um my manager was like, "You got to get the lamb neck." Lamb. neck? Yeah, the neck of a lamb. >> [laughter]. >> To make it clearer. And um I'm I'm there with the girl that. I'm seeing. We're eating. Delicious. And. then finally the neck comes.

The neck of a lamb. >> It's a delicacy. And I go, "Do they kill baby lambs?". And she goes, "What do you mean?" And I. go, "Well, lambs, you know, have babies, right?" And she's like, "No, the lamb is. the baby." Exactly. And the sheep is the. mom. Mom. I thought lamb was a. different species. A just a different. species, woollier. If I might even say. Hm. Yeah, so I didn't eat it.

Once I got that information, I was like, "I'm not eating baby any. >> Have you ever had veal? Yeah, I I've heard about that. Veal's. baby cow. >> I know. That's why I won't eat it. You. ever had baby duck? I won't eat duck in. general cuz they're too too cute. >> Don't you guys love duck? You. What do you mean you guys? >> [snorts]. >> You people? You people in what way? Orange duck. >> Oh oh you mean Asians? >> Them on that. >> Oh, I see. Aren't you guys like the. Isn't that duck Yeah, I'm not a You. know, there's a famous. >> Highly popular staple in Asian cultures.

>> Yeah, I don't like it. It's too greasy. and. >> It's very fatty and. >> Fatty, greasy. Why is it cuz it's very. lean, isn't it? It's Why does it get so. greasy? I wonder. Yeah, but I won't eat lamb. again. Or what about sheep? Will you eat sheep. or just them. But I Then I asked I Googled. about. >> [laughter]. >> I've never that. Okay. Okay. Ask Carlos. Okay. Okay. Please, that guy. held it held it. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't like duck and I don't like.

anything gamey. Yeah, gamey meat is not my favorite. >> Like deer or something like that. Bear, stuff like that. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But um I like just kind of regular meat. But then it's like now it's getting even. harder to eat regular meat, to be honest. with you. >> Why? >> [snorts]. >> Um. the algorithm. I did see I did see a pig in a machine. where they like. Yeah. >> kill it in the Yeah. The sound was kind. of sick. >> Yeah, yeah. But the pain. You also. ordered boar Friday night. No, no, no. Wild boar.

>> That's not true. That's You you made me. eat it. That's not true. That's not even. true. That's not even true. That's not. even true. I'll tell you what it is, okay? It had a variety of different meats. inside the sausage. Okay. And wild boar. happened to be a little bit of. >> boar ragu. Was it a wild boar ragu with pasta? >> we had um. Italian sausages with peppers Yeah. as. an appetizer. >> Delicious. Yeah. And the sausages had a. little bit of wild boar, but it had a. couple of other animals in it as well. >> Sorry. >> Well, you can read it on the. menu. I. You're right. Yeah. Okay? Was this tough for you guys this.

little trip? >> [laughter]. >> Sounds like. >> Yeah, a little bit. I mean, his That's. not true. We were No, I know, but his. tone is like like for instance, I'm like. looking I'm on stage. Oh, no. What? When. you needed the lights on? >> Yeah. Yeah, I. >> And it takes 3 minutes to turn the. lights on. >> Well, I'm not like the lighting guys, so. like that was hard. Mm. And then he's. like, "You can't jump off the stage.". It's like, "What?" Cuz it was 4 ft high. >> Yeah, and I'm 4 5 4. Okay? So, it's like the measurement. If I was 4 ft tall, that would be a.

difficult thing. Well, it'd be perfect, ACTUALLY. >> [laughter]. >> BOBBY, I WAS LITERALLY JUST WORRIED. about you spraining your ankle. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was about care. Yeah, of. course. Well, then why don't you put. something underneath to catch his fall? Yeah. >> Something soft and squishy if he fell. Yeah, you fell on like a fat guy, I. think. Didn't you? Did you jump on a fat. guy? Yeah. Yeah. That's what he's there. for. Yeah, that's what he's there for. I. just skinny like a Karen Carpenter kind. of a person I would never fall on. You. don't want skinny people in the front. row. You want a big person. >> Big in case you.

>> chunk of in case you crowd surf. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I got to crowd. surf. But anyway, um so that was a problem and. it's just your tone in general. No, we. had a good weekend, Bob. It was great. We're doing three more this weekend. Yeah, we are. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. >> Is the power going to his head? What's. going on? He's He has this thing where it's like. cuz we've known each other for so long. that he he says this out loud and to the. openers. Like I can talk to him this way. because we have history. I've never I. I never said that. >> you do. You say that we've known each.

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Dude, I stayed at a hotel this weekend. Glorious. What's it called? It was well, it's a it so I didn't even. It's how dumb I was. There was a. It's the Ritz-Carlton Reserve. Like I don't even know what that is. Los, I'm sending you this photo. Look at. this thing. This. Uh that's exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that thing. >> Sorry. Go to the photo that I just sent. you. This was off the back of my room.

Uh-huh. You can walk out every single. night I went naked into the plunge pool. Yeah. >> That's off the patio of my room. Every. night, butt naked. Who were you golfing with? Yeah, Taylor was there. Golfing. No, no. Who would No, not. Taylor, but who what else's names are. there you golfing with? Um No, I mean. nobody you I mean there's What do you. mean? There's no celebrities? >> Just guys. >> [laughter]. >> I don't know, but what what guys? What. guys? I mean like guys, golf guys. Oh, so no.

celebrities? No. Okay. No, they're just like guys at the. golf course. >> Just regular guys. Well, Just regular. guys at the golf course. The guys who. stay at this Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, regular guys just staying at. the Ritz on the ocean. >> only staying there till their houses get. built. Oh. >> They also learned that Puerto Vallarta, which we were north of, but I learned. that that's like the West Hollywood of. the Mexican coast. Woah. >> It's like gay. >> Gay. Huge gay. It's like It's like. downtown. >> Carlos, write that down. Yeah.

[laughter]. I think we need to go back. >> Yeah, well, get Carlos there. It was It was you. know, It's. >> it's as big as I was talking to a guy. down there. Mhm. One of the guys that. worked at the resort who. >> [snorts]. >> he was awesome, but he was like, "Oh. yeah, that's where. cuz I was like, "Hey, you're living and. staying here. What do you do as a American gay male?". He's like, "Downtown Puerto Vallarta is. West Hollywood." I was like, "Wow, really?" He's like, "Oh, it's. >> The gay scene there is incredible. That. was the my buddy on the left. Are you. being real? No.

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Wow. >> the scene is massive. >> It's a cool scene, dude. >> So, I left a couple parties early to go. check gay down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there's probably a gay area. everywhere. Nope. Not in Russia. There No, there's a gay area in Russia. There's not. >> not. You know nothing about Russia. They. leave if they're gay. They'll kill you. Not in Iran. Yeah. There's a gay area? No. Oh. These. are all the places without gay. neighborhoods. Afghanistan, Iran, Yemen,

Somalia, Qatar, Nigeria. Yeah, it's. illegal in these places. In Nigeria, they'll kill you. It's against the law. >> Almost all these places it's illegal. It's against the law. Yeah, you can't be. gay in public. >> Yeah. Is there a mystery though if. you're a gay in Iran for instance, right? Let me just There are no There's no gay. neighborhoods in Russia. Cuz there are. gay people. Huh? I mean, even though there's no gay. area, there's gay people. >> They get converted there and it works in. there in those countries. >> Oh, they. >> [laughter]. >> What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?

Cuz they know they're going to die, so. that that's what. >> Yeah. Do I think there's a gay neighborhood. everywhere? Yeah, but a lot of it has to. be quiet. So, right, it said St. Petersburg has a quiet scene, but I'm. sure they can't be loud about it. It's. like. I'm a gay. Yeah, yeah. Or like behind a tree. That That's like the park. That's where. the. >> park started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's got to be like a a a a a a a a a. a a a a a a a a a inner workings of. where they meet. Well, yeah, they probably meet up in in. like in like um speak easies. You know.

what I mean? Where only they. >> easy. Like an old gay speak easy. >> There you go. Tverskaya Street and. non-descript industrial area. See, they. got to hide away. >> Yeah, yeah. Oh, the Three Monkeys Club. >> Yeah, yeah. We've been there. [laughter]. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There were only. two monkeys when we went though. And. look what it says. Various pop-up. parties. So, they they they got to come. and go because they. >> love paws. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's probably. an excitement about it. Right, it makes it sexy again. Don't you. think? >> what you're saying. It's. It's kind of like when we were illegal. >> Where it's like it's like there's a. danger aspect to it.

>> Yeah, it's like you knock on a door, like a guy look You need a password or. something to. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, you know nothing about this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and. so all right, so I didn't know I learned. something new. I just. >> Not every country has a gay area. I'm. sure every country has gay people, they. but some of them have to be secret. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Over here, you want to see me? >> Yeah. Cuz I remember like when I was. growing up, I guess in Korea back in the day,

cuz my parents would tell me. >> illegal. >> No gay. Yeah. >> Right. Not one gay there, you know what. I mean? And now there are gays. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like what. happened? >> They were always there. Yeah, yeah. Or. maybe this one day was you know what I. mean? The gay Korean Jesus was born and. it. converted I don't know. >> [laughter]. >> A Korean Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a. There was a con- conversion of some. sort. >> Homo Hill. Is that [laughter] what it's called? No. Go back to that. >> Wait. >> Uh Itaewon, specifically the area known. as Homo Hill.

>> It's called Homo Hill? >> [laughter]. >> Wow. Really good. >> Homo Hill sounds rad. >> It rad. I would go to Homo Hill. Anyway, I love Mexico though, I really. do. And you know why? The food, phenomenal. The people, the most. the most fun. >> I bet. You can just goof with them. They. don't They don't take it so serious. It's like an escape. Yep. >> If I felt like it was on a little baby. escape. And the seafood, holy My procedure's next week. >> Let's announce to the world what this is.

going to be tracked and and studied. studied. >> Yeah. So, Carlos is going into Bosley. They're going to give him a full hair. restoration. >> Yeah. Now, did they say how many times. they got to do it and all that stuff? We're going to do it once this year and. then potentially in a year. They're. going to retouch. How long is it going. to take? Probably 8 months or so. 8 months of. surgery, yeah. >> Yeah. Oh, the surgery. >> You're going to be under for 8 months, huh? No, McConaughey will be there. filming all 12 hours. Now, let me ask. you something. Because you're so bald, is that why you have to go twice? >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

>> Yeah, it's an extreme operation. >> Yeah, it's real. It's so extreme. >> That's That's a heavy lift. >> Yeah, yeah. >> to look like. uh. Toy Story 5, you saw. uh Woody. Oh. Did that come out right? >> [laughter]. >> No, but. The idea What is bald? Yeah. Yeah, this. is so I'll have a bald spot in the back. Wow. Was Tom Hanks pissed about this? No. Yeah. Isn't it funny that they did. that? Why did they make him bald and cuz. he's getting older? Right. But he's a. toy. It's like I'm going into surgery to. look like this. Oh. Carlos, when you.

took your hat off in front of them, did. they go oh? No, I they were professionals about it. It wasn't like. >> [laughter]. >> I would have been well oh It's a. lot of work. >> hat off. I'm the doctor. Take your hat off. I'll be the doctor. seeing him. Yeah. All right, so we think. we're going to be able to do a really. good job. Don't you think? >> Oh, I think so, Dr. Smithmore. Well. well, Dr. Wagami, I think [laughter]. that we are going to do great. >> Well, we're the best in Beverly Hills. By far. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see what. we've got to work with. Let's see what. your client yeah, CARLOS HAS. HOLY [screaming].

GOD DARN IT. >> WE'LL BE ABLE TO FIX THAT. >> YEAH. PROBABLY. You're going to come in. 20 times. >> [laughter]. >> In 3 years. I mean, that's a lot. I know. And then. >> I think they're going to be able to do. it. Did it they take the hair from where. to put it there? Your ass. The back. >> Oh, I thought it was your ass. >> Yeah, it's called an FUE. >> Yeah. It's your back of your head. Mhm. If you want it curly, why can't you use. your pubic region? >> You could. Yeah. I would do that in the front, pubic. What do you think? Yeah, I I. >> [laughter]. >> I hear it. Yeah. You actually can. Yeah,

yeah. Follicular unit extraction, FUE. Yeah, this can be Wow. Are you excited? Well, everyone already knows I look like. this, but it'll be nice to like not wear. a hat everywhere. It can be a thing with like dating or. something. It could be like. embarrassing. Oh. Yeah. Why don't you do. the Bruce Willis's, shave it all off? No, I'm going to do the younger Bruce. Willis and get the surgery. Okay. But. what why didn't you do that before. though, to just be bald? I did for like. 8 years and I just didn't feel like me.

Oh. Like shaved head felt like You have. an egg-shaped head. No, I have a nice shaped head. Okay, me. see. It's not egg. It's like, you know, it's like the moon. or something. That's that's It's not. this way, it's this way. It's longer. >> Well, whatever our head is Uh uh the. moon is circular. See that photo right. there? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, I see it. >> Yeah. That's the moon. I think I have a nice head. Uh. Andrew? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. What You think he has a He has a. nice head? It looks like a Yeah, I mean.

And if he shaved his sides and stuff, you think you don't think it's like kind. of We're going to see. He has to shave. the sides. >> Yeah, it's going to look crazy next week. when I do it. >> I think it's actually but but but that's. my bad. No, it's okay. >> Okay, I got to have my own thing. What. kind of egg? Ostrich? I don't Ostrich? Yeah, I don't know. That's the comedy. one. Oh, is that the comedy one? >> [laughter]. >> See already, dude. This is what I'm. getting on the road, by the way. >> [laughter]. >> A little taste. I'm going to get I I do think I'll be a.

little more confident. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Really? Just a little bit. Quite confident. >> [laughter]. >> He says stuff like, "Oh, that joke. didn't land." Or like we're at dinner. and stuff like that. You know what I. mean? Crazy. You really put him down. like Yeah, yeah. He'll go, "Ha ha ha ha. ha." Oh, wow. >> Yeah, yeah. He'll do a Rogan. Yeah, I mean Yeah. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep. Your shows. are in the middle of the playoffs, so. it's like I have other things to do, too. Basketball. Yeah. Oh, basketball. Yeah, yeah. Rogan does that laugh. He. goes, >> Yeah. >> like it. Or he'll go, "Ha ha." Oof. Oh,

like twice he's on it. Ouch. You want to. Ow. Well, it wasn't funny. Yeah, but ha ha is like. >> but if I said something that wasn't. funny, what would your res- response be? You do that all the time here. >> [laughter]. >> I I know. I know I do. Yeah, but we have. fun with it. I know. >> You have to laugh through it. Yeah. Say something. All right. That's why the egg roll reached for the. sky. >> [laughter]. >> That's what you would do. >> It's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you. give you a little taste. Yeah, you do. something. Uh I'm going to see if I can organically.

respond. Well, and when she jumped, she. didn't die, she bounced off the earth. >> [laughter]. >> Right? >> Yeah, I bought it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> the crowd would buy it. All right, now. try this is the Rogan way. Do it. >> Okay. That's why leprosy is a condom. Yeah. [snorts]. >> [laughter]. >> It hurts. >> it hurts. That hurts. >> It hurts. >> It'll hit you. Yeah, yeah. >> You're like, man. Sorry. >> Well, that's why cheesecake tastes better on. the moon. Haha.

>> [laughter]. >> Oh, wow. Ow. >> Ow. That hurts. >> That hurts, right? >> It's like a Yeah. You suck. It says you suck. Haha, you. suck. Yeah, you suck. Or you just edit it out. Like Like when. I have guests Mhm. on the other thing. that I do, >> Mhm. um. sometimes they'll say something that's. not funny, but I'll laugh. because it's just I don't want them to. feel bad. >> polite, yeah. Do you do that? I do it on this show every week. We do that. SO, YOU THINK THAT HALF OF.

THE THINGS I say isn't that's not funny? More than half. So, most of the things I say aren't. funny? 85. >> [laughter]. >> 85 15. >> Really? No, you're so You're the. funniest person I know. >> oh, all right, so then it's like I laugh. at you because we're having the most fun. I've ever had. >> a guest though, do you you do pretend? >> Oh, oh, with guests? No, well, you just. you give them some space with it. Like. you Like you go you go, oh, yeah, like. you just feed into it. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Until they hit the note. OH. >> HEY! COME SIT DOWN. >> Sit down. Shut up. Shut up. >> Shut the up.

mouth. Justin Bieber, everybody. Justin Bieber. >> [laughter]. >> We got him. So, Bieber, you're a you're. a you're a Bieber fanatic? Yeah, I love. Bieber. You like Bieber? Oh, yeah. I. Love. >> Love. Love. Love It's like a. beyond love. Like how I I have with the. Lord. Yeah, with the Lord. >> With the Lord? Yeah, you religious? He's. a huge Lordy. >> Lord guy I'm a Lordy. I love that. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Big Lord guy. I also believe in Satan. So, it's like a conflict. Well, I guess.

like you can't I'm conflicted. You know. what I mean? Don't you have to believe. in both? That's true. That is true. Yeah. That That You actually do have to. believe in. >> have to believe in both. Yeah. >> No, we I like I think he's a talented. talented kid. But, I I I don't think I'm. jamming to the music, but I do What do. you listen to? The Clash. Oh, yeah. Oh. >> [laughter]. >> Have you heard of them? >> Yes. >> Yeah, yeah. Yes. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're great. Yeah. What do I like right now? Um you know who I just started listening. to? I just I Turnstile. I found this.

girl. >> Okay. Turnstile's great, apparently. >> Yeah, they are good. Yeah. >> Yeah. I found this girl. I love her. voice. Is it Bella Kay? Her name is. Freya Ridings. >> Oh, I love her. Freya is great. Great. voice. Freya is so good. It's beautiful. >> She's beautiful. You guys listen to the. same type of music. >> Well, we're old. >> We're old. How old are you? Old. >> Oh, guess. This is fun. Uh is it? >> Guess. >> Yeah. 42. No. Older? Yeah. You're lying. >> I'm not lying. You can Google it. 48. Older. 50? Older.

>> 54? >> YEAH. SHUT [laughter] UP. >> I AM. WHAT'S THAT LIKE? >> [laughter]. >> EVERYTHING CREAKS. YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH. SEE, this hurts. See this right here? Yeah. This hurts real bad. >> Well, my neck hurts, too, these days. >> Why? How old are you? Guess. Oh, fine. >> 27. Oh, 26. >> [laughter]. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU? GUESS. GUESS. Here we go. 46. Ugh. Yeah.

Up. 42. >> [laughter]. >> YOU GOT BOTOX? NO. LOOK at my face. >> Yeah. Looks like you have Botox. You. mean I need Botox. >> No, it looks like you have a little. Botox. Looks like you got attacked by a. bear. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> You're like the Revenant. Like. It looks like I got I've I've been. up in the woods. Did he ever win. for The Revenant? Yeah, he did. Great movie, right? I. never I never saw it. I just remember. the Oscar's campaign. He never won.

>> Why didn't you see it? >> It wasn't like my type of movie. >> like bears? No, I don't love bears. >> Muskets? How about muskets? What's a. musket? >> It's a type of gun. Oh. Yeah, yeah. You. don't like bears, do you like cubs? Cubs sound cuter. >> Yeah. Are you an animal person? Yeah, I. like dogs. All good. Yeah, I think I'm. like getting there with cats. Mhm. I. know. >> You don't need to. I know I don't need. to. Yeah. I literally have a kitten. right now in my house. I told you I. wasn't there with cats yet. >> Yeah, he didn't He just told you he.

wasn't there. >> I know, but I'm just trying to find a. home for this kitten. Oh. Yeah, yeah. It's like this small. It's. so cute. >> Can't. Why? Dogs. Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm a dog, yeah. Yeah. You have a dog? No. What? >> I have I have nothing. You have nothing? Nothing. >> You have a building that you live in, though. I have a home, yeah. I have a. home. I need to take off my hoodie. It's. hot in here. >> [laughter]. >> This is This is why This is why we do. it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah, there we go. Take your rib. Stop it. >> [laughter].

>> Yeah. How How tall are you? Guess. 5'2". >> 3. 5'3". 5'2", you. >> I'm 5'4". I'm taller than you are. >> [laughter]. >> 5'3". Stop. Stand up. Yeah, go back to. Go back to back. Back to back. That's. the only way to really know. I'm 5'3". I'm 5'4". Barely. Take off. your hat. Oh, yeah? Oh, wow. Oh, no. Bobby, if. you're 5'4", then Jake, you're 5'2". >> [laughter]. >> It's 2 in difference, for sure.

Don't do that. Don't do it here. Don't. do it here. Don't do it here. I I will. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're 5'3". You're 5'3". Yeah. I'm 5'7" then. Yeah, you're 5'7". >> [laughter]. >> What are you? 5'9"? 6'1". Stand up. Okay. Okay, I take Okay. >> [laughter]. >> You sit small. All right. You You do sit. small. You sit small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm sitting at a desk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. >> People say that they go, "Oh, you I. thought you were shorter." But we're I'm.

sitting down on camera. You know what's. interesting about this? Can I just say. something about torso and legs? Mhm. I. don't Maybe you can back me up on it. >> Okay. So, the girl that I'm seeing right. now is 5'9". And her legs are 5 ft. >> [laughter]. >> What I'm saying is is that even though. I'm 5'4", it works because the fact that. like she has a smaller torso. Mhm. Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't listen. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Hims. >> Oh my god, Hims. I love Hims because um. you know, I've used Hims. It's made my. hair thicker. So, I don't have to go.

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>> That doesn't really make sense. She's. still taller than you, now. >> I understand that, but you would think. that No, you wouldn't think because your. penis isn't at your feet. >> [laughter]. >> You don't be You're not standing up. kissing and You're laying down, so your slit up. So your little feet are. at her knees. >> [laughter]. >> I KNOW. OKAY, SO. >> BUT I'M NOT LIKE GOING, "Look at me!". You know what I mean? Uh You Yeah, you. kind of are. No, I don't look at my. little feet by her knees going, "Look at. Look at my little She sees them. And she stays. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> She does. Yeah.

>> She stays. Yeah, she stays. Are you. single? I am. Yeah, good for you. What. are you looking for? >> [sighs]. >> I don't know. why always said I wanted a. boyfriend, but I don't I think I'm too. selfish at the moment. >> You're gay? A little. >> [laughter]. >> 100%? Uh yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. Have you ever heard of Homo Hill? No, what's that? It's the gay. neighborhood. We just looked it up. >> Homo Hill? >> Homo Hill is a gay neighborhood in. Russia. Russia? Korea. Korea. Ugh, I. want to go to Seoul so badly. >> Yeah, go to Homo Hill. >> Like you know my best friend's in Seoul. right now. Homo Hill is supposed to be. >> love you. I would I this got brought up.

because I said I was just in Mexico and. a friend of mine said uh Puerto Vallarta. is like the West Hollywood of. >> god. You been? You been? I've heard. Everyone's on the beach. >> G, it is true. Yeah, it's true. Everyone. goes to PV and like that's what I've. heard. >> Cuz a buddy of mine, I said, "Well, where do you go out? Like where are you. going to where are you going to meet. people?" Cuz they were. >> On the beach. And he goes, "No, no, I. mean we were far away from PV." And I. said, "Where do you go out to meet dudes. then?" And he goes, "Oh dude, you go. down to PV. This is heaven on Earth.". >> Look at that. I know.

Why haven't you ever been? Why have I. not been? >> Yeah, yeah. I don't know if that's my. type of gay scene. >> What is your type? What's [laughter] your scene? My scene. >> Yeah. Um I don't know if I've found that. yet. Really? >> Really? Do you what what what What's a. night out for you on a Saturday night? >> Oh, a night out. Okay, my New Yorker LA? Well, you live here now, right? Well, I. live in both. So wait, what do you do on. a Saturday night in LA? In LA, >> [snorts]. >> I'll go to dinner. >> What time is it? I have to know the. specific specific You know what? I.

actually don't love to Well, no, I'll do. like an 8:00 p.m. dinner. I'm your roommate. You're my roommate? >> Yeah. So what are you going to do. tonight? I think I have dinner with some. friends at 8:00. And where are you going. to go? Mm, I don't know. We don't really. know yet. Maybe like Well, we can't. decide if we want to get dinner at. Living Room and then continue going out. >> Living Room. Yeah, it's fun. Oh my god. >> Yeah, yeah. >> especially when it's warm out. >> This asparagus here This is offending me. for some reason. >> [laughter]. >> What? Like I'm not even gay. I'm getting. annoyed. Yeah, have you met my friend.

Raul? No, hello. >> [laughter]. >> He's from Spain. >> I'm from Spain. Oh, you are? Yeah, he. yeah. >> Oh, where in Spain? None of your business. >> Yeah, yeah. Barcelona. [laughter] What. are you, the police? >> Yeah, Barcelona. >> Barcelona. Oh, I love Barcelona. I went. there once with my mom. >> Oh, really? Where did you stay? Where. did I stay? You know, I don't remember, but I remember I remember loving it. Yeah, he loves it there. >> And he's from there as well. Yes. Yeah, I mentioned that part. [laughter].

What? Anyway, Raul's from out of town. He's from Spain. >> Yes. And he he's going to the the living. room, right? I told you about that. >> we love that. Yeah, it's fun there. It's. fun dinner and then Then what after we. do for after? After? I'll probably go to. bed at like two. If I'm in LA, I'll go. to probably go to bed at like two. At. two? Oh, no, that's when Oh, I'm so sorry. >> Yeah, the after party. >> That's when we pop off. I don't like an. after I don't like an after after party. I nothing good happens. >> Well, we're bringing it back to the. apartment, so bad bad luck for you. I. know. You don't want to come over? You know, maybe not tonight. We're going.

to do poppers. Poppers? Oh, I do I love. poppers. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. All right. Carlos is excited. Carlos loves poppers. LA is tame. New. York, is this where you go off? >> Yes, I New York I. I like can't like I when I really commit. to a night in New York, I'll. it'll ruin [snorts] me for weeks. Well, what tell me why. Are you are you a big. drinker? Big drinker. No drugs, though. No. Yes, drugs. >> Yes, drugs. >> No. Yeah, we're lie detector test. >> No. Yeah, we can smell it. We can smell.

it. Yeah, we smell it. The way you just. said that, what kind of drugs do you do? >> Nothing. Move on. >> I okay. Also, I'll just tell you the. drugs I've done. Okay, go. Meth. No, you. haven't. >> I'm 100% Have I not done meth? He's a. yes. I've done meth. He's a recovered. addict. Okay. Well, you set me up for. that one. Are you really a recovered. addict? >> Yeah. No, no, all I'm a garbage head. What is that? A garbage head is I'll. just do anything. >> He would take anything. >> Yeah, yeah. Are you lying? No, uh no. Why would I lie? I don't know. I don't. know. He just pretended to be Raul. >> that say? >> [laughter]. >> This is Bobby Lee Kicking the Habit.

This is what we got. >> for you, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 4 years. >> Well, this was 2022. I relapsed. And. then we had a relapse. So, this is kind. of null and void, but. >> [laughter]. >> I'm glad we made a trophy out of it. >> yeah. We got a trophy out of it. Wow, it's actually really refreshing the way. you. >> done So, I've done meth. I've done. um Crack. Crack. What's crack like? It. just feels euphoric and very good. You. said to me one time you love the way. crack smells. >> It's I like the way it smells. What does. it smell like? Like poo. >> [laughter]. >> What kind of crack What kind of crack. are you talking about? Crack. You said. you like crack the way it.

Yes. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> He's done crack, meth. Never had. >> know you were talking about the Never. done Never. >> [laughter]. >> Never heroin? >> No heroin. No heroin, no. Yeah. That's a. hard one. >> Yeah, that's a hard one. Yeah, I've done. Molly. Well, of course. >> Yeah, yeah, of course. Um I've done. weed, acid, mushroom You know what I. mean? All the psychedelics. >> Acid? I Acid scares me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, which. >> So, now what have you done? >> [laughter]. >> Okay, all right. Let's move on. Let's. move on. Okay.

>> But you have Can we do this though? You. have done other things other than. alcohol. Yeah, of course. >> Okay, well, then let's just move on. 26. Yeah, he's 26. >> He's 26. Yeah, yeah. A young man. Where. are you from? You're born in New York. >> Yeah, from Well, born in LA, raised in. New York. Mhm. Where are you guys from? Chicago. San Diego. Okay. My brother's. getting married in San Diego. >> Oh, it's a beautiful city. >> It's gorgeous. >> One of the best It's gorgeous. Gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. Born in LA, you were born. Did you in LA high school kid? >> No, I was born in LA. I moved to New. York when I was 2. Oh, so you New York. >> York kid. Oh, you're a New York kid. >> Yeah. Are you a Man- Manhattan kid? Yeah. Yeah. Woo.

Wow. >> What does that mean? He's born in the. He's raised in the city. >> Oh. I I It wasn't as exciting as you. would think. I just like New York so much I don't. even know the boroughs. It's Brooklyn. Yeah, I I don't even want. to know the boroughs. No, no, no, no. >> [laughter]. >> Don't even tell me. Let him guess. Okay, guess. There's five, right? There's. five. Am I Yeah, there's Why are you. doing this? You don't think I can do it? >> Yeah, go. Queens. Yeah. Brooklyn. I just had that. Doesn't. count. Yeah, but there's five, so that's. one of the five. Okay, continue. No, there's no D on the end of Brooklyn. Manhattan. Yes. Okay. Uh.

>> [sighs and gasps]. >> Give me a the first You're kidding, right? No, I swear to God. Give me one. letter from the. >> B. the boroughs The Bronx. What What? Bronx. >> The Bronx. >> Yeah, and give me the last letter. >> H. Harlem Yeah, there you go. I'm so sorry. >> [laughter]. >> Are you Are you well? Harlem is not a. borough. Harlem It's a neighborhood. That Harlem's in Manhattan. >> Staten Island Yes. That's a borough. >> That's the one. Yes, I think. Yeah,

well, then don't say it like you know. Five per It is like that. >> Yeah, it is like that? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. >> Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, Staten. Island, The Bronx. When I saw Gangs of. New York, I had no idea what was going. on. Ooh, I want to see that movie. So. good. >> Yeah, yeah. Is that about the Five. Corners? Yeah. You never seen that. movie? No. I I feel like you've never. seen any movie. Name a movie. Oh, really? Yeah, let's go Okay, let's go. You know what we're going to. >> One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. >> Never. Forrest Gump Of course. Why, of. course? Cuz I feel like everyone's. >> Shawshank Redemption No. Top Gun, the.

original. >> No. Oh, um um Top Gun, the new one. Yes. >> Yeah. Goodfellas Yes, I love Goodfellas. >> Oh, you do? >> I watched it when I had COVID. I was in. my. >> [laughter]. >> I I It's a good COVID movie. >> I was in my like I was in my like mob. era. I was like obsessed with mobs. >> Oh, so Godfather you've seen? Yeah, I don't really I can't. Why? It's just like really. Like I don't. I don't understand. What do you What do. you mean? I could I didn't know what was. going on. And then I started part two. and I fell asleep. >> Casino No.

Which mob movies did you really. >> Yeah, Casino's one of the best mob. movies of all time. Just Goodfellas. >> [laughter]. >> I think if you That's the That's pretty. much. the. >> I loved I loved Goodfellas. I thought I. I thought it was very I thought it was. very well done. It is well done. It's. one of his best movies, I think. >> Turns out it Yeah. Yeah, it is. Well, everybody agrees. Let's go a more ever. great Braveheart, we said. You never saw. that. ET. Yeah, I've seen ET. >> Yeah. What is it about? >> It's about an alien that like. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> hangs out with all the kids and then.

they fly away. >> yeah, yeah. How about did you see the. new movie Project Hail Mary that we I. did. I did see that and I cried about. it. I cried. >> times? Like twice. >> YEAH, TWICE RIGHT THERE. Three times. each year. YOU. >> SEE THAT GUY IN THE MIDDLE? SCUMBAG. He. didn't cried one time. What? Once? He. didn't cry at all. When's your birthday? June. Are you Gemini? Geminis don't cry? I dissect you, you evil Yeah. YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YES, YES, YES. JAKE, I. dissect him. What do you think about. these Geminis? What Tell me about them.

I am a Gemini rising and a Gemini moon, so I know a lot about Geminis. Okay. They're very two-sided. Okay. >> two sides to them. Oh. But Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two. >> two-sided. >> two-sided. >> So, like you're you can lie. Oh, he's a liar. >> And he's a So, he's a piece of. huh? He's a piece of I don't know. if you're a piece of but you. definitely go to bed at night and you. look at the little you look at the. ceiling and you just don't know who you. are. >> Yeah, yeah. Oh, confused. About who you are. >> Okay, do all of us. Yeah, do this. This. is great. Um I'm a Libra. Oh, you just. want the peace. I want the peace.

>> THAT YOU DON'T SO, NOT TRUE. HE'S MAD [screaming] AT WAR. WELL, THEN. I NEED TO WHAT ARE WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? >> [laughter]. >> MINE? [clears throat] VIRGO. OH, so you. you're Panda. Yeah, that No, that's No, no, no, that's not panda. What the. >> Panda? Yeah, no, not panda. your sign? >> that's not my sign, dude. >> [laughter]. >> No. It's a koi. Koi. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're You're. You like control. I. Of course I do. >> you've been cut that cut that cut that. cut that you. >> Yeah, yeah. You like control. >> Yeah. I'm Dr. Control. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You went to med school?

You went to med school? >> Yeah, with Trump. No, you didn't. >> doctors. >> [laughter]. >> No, you didn't. >> You saw the photo, dude. Okay, we're. both doctors. >> What is Yeah, yeah, yeah, >> So, you went to med Are you lying to me? You went to medical school with Trump? Trump? >> And you're also a recovering drug. addict. That's true. >> That is true. That part's very true. >> Yeah, like in the movie. >> So, the first part's fake. >> Yes. Oh, you got What what what what. what what fake? The Trump. >> with Trump. Yeah, I didn't go to med. school. What? I don't know. >> Look at us. Do you think I'm Dr. Ken.

Jeong? NO, [laughter] I DON'T. YOU THINK I WAS IN THE HANGOVER? >> NO, I DIDN'T KNOW. I'M JUST saying. >> No, you're lower. This is a lower. entertainment. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're. on the you're in the basement right now. >> Yeah, you're in the basement. >> so dissect the the Spaniard right there. What He's What are you? You're a. Aries. Ar- Aries. Oh, Aries, you're. nasty. I I nasty Spanish piece. of. >> Aries men are so rude. Well, who who are. you most attracted to? What sign of man? Uh Louise, do you think I have a.

specific sign [laughter] that I'm. attracted to? Maybe like a Sag. Yeah, I love a Sag or a Virgo. I love a. Virgo. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm. Sag. >> Yeah, yeah. Sagittarius. Yeah. What is. that? What month is that? Uh it's uh. late or it's November, December. In the Chinese thing, what year are you? Um I think I'm year of the rabbit. Yeah, I can tell. You do have rabbit energy. You hop like a Yeah. Hey, yeah, I can feel What are What are you. guys? I'm pig. You're pig?

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. What am I? I have no. idea. You're my friend. >> 83. 83. I Let me guess. Let me guess. Snake. >> [laughter]. >> I see that. PIG. PIG. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GETTING ALONG? We're. both pigs, dude. YES, YOU ARE. YES, DUDE. OINK OINK, DUDE. WAIT, that's so. cool. I don't even know anything about. that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got one of. You're the year of the pig, dude. What. does it mean? The pig is The pig is the. last animal in the Chinese zodiac. People born in the year of the pig are. innocent and enjoy happiness. They're. laid-back. >> LOOK SO INNOCENT TO ME. They're. laid-back, caring, considerate, kind,

which makes them the best friends to. have. Dude. Dude. WE'RE BOTH WE'RE BOTH. PIGS. OH MY GOD. WHAT DO WHAT ARE YOU WHAT ARE. YOU? I'M THE RABBIT. WHAT is it? What is. rabbit? Let me see. Wait, put 1999. though just to make sure I'm not. >> You were born in '99. >> '99. Here we go. >> So were you. >> a rabbit mean? Let me guess. Gentle This. is not correct. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gentle, quiet, elegant, alert, often embodying peace, longevity, and prosperity. They're known. for being compassionate, witty, deeply. reasonable, though they can be. conservative and overly cautious. Rabbits are highly social, artistic, and. avoid conflict, uh making them loyal,

albeit sometimes reserved friends. They. love poppers They eat it night in New. York. Oh, it says that? How does it know. that? >> They lie. They say that they're 5'3. Yeah, it says they're liars. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Gentle and kind. Oh, I love that. about me. >> think you're gentle and kind? Yeah. Yeah. I I think I'm definitely. kind. I don't know if I'm like gentle. I. feel like I'm pretty like I'm pretty. abrasive. >> [laughter]. >> Uh. >> [snorts]. >> if if you picked up like a baby like I. would drop it. I can't Okay, okay, okay. That's not gentle at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> What? You picked up a baby and you.

dropped it. No, I would I've never. dropped a baby, but like you see I'm. like hitting this mic back and forth. Yeah, but I feel like if you did pick up. a baby, you'd be gentle about it. >> I'm very good with kids. Yeah, there you. go. Yeah. I'm very good. >> You're gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How. long have you been with Louise? Since. the day I started. >> Really? >> We. at a Well, she worked at a management. firm and I and the management firm had a. joint venture with the record label I. worked at. I was the assistant to this. guy named Zach. And Zach is now my. manager with Louise. Wow. What's the.

record label? Uh the record label is 10K. Projects. It's now Atlantic. Well, it. They swallowed it up. Louise, what is. it? It's still 10K. It's still 10K, but Zach. is now at Atlantic. Okay. So when did. you know that you wanted to, you know, kind of escape that world, become more. of a personality? >> I never did. I never wanted to escape. I. was very happy. I loved working for. Zach. I loved going to work every day. I. love music. I had so much fun. And then. it kind of came random Like not. randomly. Like I was posting online, but.

I I think I was posting with no end. goal, really. >> It was It wasn't like a. It wasn't premeditated. This kind of a. felony or a. >> It was It wasn't Yeah, it was like if it. hap- like Zach always used to like make. jokes about it. Like if anything. happens, I'll be your manager. Wow. >> And then, um You just have a natural. gift for a personality. >> Oh, thank you. >> in, it was like a You know what I mean? >> Really? You feel that way? I'll take. that. >> Well, I mean, you have the. rosiest cheeks I've ever seen. >> [laughter]. >> Bra, bra, bra.

>> What is the problem? It's a problem. Is. it a problem? >> Yeah, I have I have moisturizer. It's. tinted green. >> Yeah. So, it like uh. >> [laughter]. >> takes away the rosiness. Yes. >> Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it green, Louise? That the That's the color? Yes. >> Yeah. Could I I don't understand. >> The green like ti-. >> but why do you want it away? >> Cuz it's It's It's too rosy. sometimes. >> Really? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are some photos of me that are so. ugly. >> Yeah, yeah. No, I like the rose. You. like the rose? >> Yeah, yeah. It pops. >> That's your new nickname, is the rose.

Little boy rose. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Little boy rose. No, does it get rosy in other parts of. your body? >> All right. >> No, and that's not what I'm asking. >> What are you saying? What parts of my. body. >> Like your shoulders. >> [laughter]. >> Do you get rosy. >> gets like It gets like. red. What? I think my body gets like. red. >> Oh, so you don't tan? No, I I burn. >> Do you have Do you have rosy cheeks? Yes. >> That's what I'm That's He's saying your. tush, your rosy cheeks. >> Oh, no. How do you know? Because I can see my own ass. Through a. mirror. Sometimes, yeah. >> You never gone to the bathroom See your.

own ass? I've never Like if there was no. mirror, I think that's an impossibility. >> [laughter]. >> Unless I go to a pond, right, and I and I do one of those. deals, but it's like If there was no. mirror, I would never see my ass, but. yes, I do have a mirror, and I have seen. my ass. >> You take yourself down to ass pond over. there. Yeah, [laughter]. but look at that. Yeah. Take a Take. yourself a good look at that butt. Yeah. Do you have a big butt? I don't know. I. mean, do you like your butt? I don't. hate it. >> my butt. >> Really? >> It's too flat like my.

Like your what? Face. Exactly. >> I actually do not think you have a flat. face. Thank you. [laughter]. He said it. I I. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you. said it. But you led me there. >> say it. >> Well, he pushed [laughter]. he pushed me all the way there. >> I know. >> What did you want me to do? Yeah, say. it. Yeah. >> You do not have a flat face. >> Thank you. At all. >> No, it's No, it's a frat face. >> Yeah, frat. >> [laughter]. >> Frat face. >> Frat face. No, he does. But if I was on. a coin, I was a president, not good. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, it would just be a line.

>> It'd be easy easy to print. >> I have the worst side profile on God. >> Can I see Let me see. No, it's great. Presidential. No, it's. it's very bad. >> Yeah, it's. >> And there's one side that makes me look. like I need a nose job and the OTHER I. DON'T. OH, WHAT HAPPENED? BOXING? NO, I fell off a. tree. >> Oh, close. When I was a child. [laughter]. What what What you were climbing trees? >> I was climbing a tree at a seafood. restaurant in Massachusetts and I fell. off. You want to know something crazy? Yeah. I. bought a homeless guy Shake Shack.

yesterday and as I was putting the food. down, I looked at his foot and it had a. swastika on it. >> No. >> Carlos, you do What are you homeless. now? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I swear I got in the car, I looked at my. friend, I said, "You'll never believe. it.". >> No. He was such a nice guy though. >> draw it on there because I don't think. Nike has a. >> a tattoo. >> Cuz you're white, that's why he was. nice. But I'm Jewish. Oh, well, he can't tell. Oh, yes, he can. >> Yes, he can. Yeah. Well, did you What. did you do then? You just I got in the. car, I said, "Oh my God." You gave him. the Shake Shack. Yeah, he had a dog. The.

dog's obviously not a Nazi. >> No, you don't know that. >> know that. Was it a German Shepherd? You know what? It could have been. >> Did it put ITS PAW UP? >> [laughter]. >> HAVE YOU GUYS JUST BEEN PODCASTING all. day? We started at 4:00 a.m. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. You know my friend Matt almost. flew out for this. He loves you guys so. much. >> Matt who? Uh you don't know him. Oh, he's like oh, okay. I thought Actually, he's a tour manager, MATT MCKINNEY. OH, NO, NO, NO. I DON'T KNOW HIM. I DON'T. KNOW. >> [laughter].

>> I DON'T KNOW. He He should have come. out. >> Yeah. Matt, we love you so much. So, how. do you feel about this? We went to. Coachella and we saw the Strokes and. then Oh my god, I saw the Strokes and it. was unbelievable. >> It was the best experience of my life. >> And then Bieber was going to go and then. I went home. What? You missed out. Yeah. >> Did you go weekend one or two? Weekend. two. Okay, so I saw the Strokes weekend. one. I die for the Strokes. I I had the. most fun of my entire life. >> Did Bieber do the YouTube video thing. there? >> Yeah, it was amazing. It was so cool. I. thought it was so cool. >> Yeah. Who are you friends with? Justin.

Bieber? No, no, no. >> Someone in a band. Well, I had met. You're friends with Julian Casablancas? Yeah, so I when I was on Matt TV, I. introduced them when they were on Matt. TV. You can see it on. >> Wow. >> and gentlemen, the Strokes are. >> Right, and then they came What? >> For their 2003 album? >> This is it. Yeah. Yeah, and what are you. looking at? >> Is this it? Is it Yeah, I was about to. say. I didn't want to. And then I got in. trouble. Well, do you know why? Because. I was using drugs then. Yeah. And I had. a bowl of drugs on my in my dressing. room, right? And the guy that was What? What? Yeah. What? >> had a bowl of drugs in my dressing room.

and. What drugs? >> The guy that was dating Drew Barrymore. Valensi. Yeah, Valensi. Who? Let me see. Nick Valensi. Nick Valensi, yeah. I. don't know if I know I think I got in. trouble because he took He was supposed. to not take and he took and I think Drew. Barrymore complained and um I got in a. little bit of a trouble, I think. Oh, he's handsome. What drugs were they? I I'm a I was a pill head then. So, Vicodin, Valium, um Soma's. Did you say. bowl? A bowl full of just a mixture of.

ones. Different sizes, shapes. >> I love how casually you talk about it. It's actually very um it's probably very. inspiring for people who are in. recovery. Why? Because like it's. probably such a stressful topic for some. people and you make it so. Well, I mean I have I have an addiction. and it's a disease and it's like, you. know, I've. What? Nothing. Everyone's scared to. >> Yeah, and I you know, and so. there's no shame in it. >> Right, yeah. No, that's what I'm trying. to say. >> Yeah, yeah. We're congratulating you. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, Carlos is in.

active addiction right now. He's in. active. >> You are? Yeah. I mean, it yeah. Yeah. For what? I mean Everything. This is crazy. I mean, I took Molly at. the Strokes and. >> Ketamine, Molly. Yeah, I got ketamine. into the festival. >> Hit a Bible. Yeah, hit a Bible filled. with drugs. But like, are you taking it right now? Yeah. No, no. Not before Not on the. show. So, you'll take it like on a. weekend out? >> Yeah, I'm like I don't think you're in. active addiction. >> Thank you, Jake. I love you. >> Insane. That's insane. >> He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Yeah, they saw me on tour like doing a.

lot of. >> One time I was Okay, so we're in. Nashville. Uh-huh. Okay. Such an exaggerated statement. It's not. Okay. It's what I see. Okay, say What do you see? Tell me. >> [laughter]. >> All right. >> Excuse you. OH, DEAR. EXCUSE YOU. >> YEAH. I just want Jake I want Jake. around. >> joke. That was nasty. That was a low. blow. That was a nasty Asian joke. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What did you see in the the. nasty Asian joke? >> in Nashville? >> Okay, I'm walking down the street. It's. like 3:00 in the morning. Oh my god.

Okay. Just got out of Taekwondo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz I take great the best. Taekwondo classes. >> those at night. >> In Nashville late night. >> serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the middle. of the night. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I'm a purple belt. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, what did you see at 3:00 a.m.? >> It's all purple. So, I'm wearing my, you. know, my gear, you know what I mean? My. gear gear gear gear and I have my purple. belt. I have my duffel bag and I'm. walking down the street. Just minding my.

own business. Be to be specific. And that smelled so bad. I'm so sorry. >> You're in it. No, I'm so stressed out. about it. I'm so sorry. >> Did you hear it? I heard obviously I. heard it. I'm so stressed out. >> smell it yet? No. Okay, I'm sorry. >> It'll make way. No, it actually can't. and I need a fan LIKE ALL THREE. >> [laughter]. >> PLEASE CONTINUE. >> IT WON'T GET BETTER. >> OH, YOU DON'T FART? NO, I mean look, I. just really I really struggle with. smell. This is the smell. >> you do? Okay. It's the smell. What? >> We're looking for a fan. No, no, that's. not a fan. >> you guys, I was just kidding. He was. Yeah, he was kidding. It's not going to.

make it to you. I pray to God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not going to. >> [laughter]. >> All right, go ahead. You want to. >> Anyways, I'm walking down the street, blah, blah, blah, etc., etc. And I look. down an alleyway and I see a man making. out with to me looks like a meth head. >> Yeah. From a distance. >> real? Yeah, it's real. This is real. And. it's Carlos with this girl making out. just on in the alleyway just it just. sitting down Against trash can. Against. a dumpster. >> so wrong with that? >> Rock and roll, man. Rock and roll. Yeah.

What's the. What's the problem with that? What are. you insinuating drug use? What drugs. were you on? And then he came on the bus. naked, half naked. >> tour manager? Yep. Yeah. >> You remind me a lot of Matt. Oh, okay. I know Nolan by the way, you're the producer. You know Nolan? Shut the up. How do you know Nolan? >> He reached out to me, wanted to just. talk. He's better at the show. He's. awesome. He's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Okay. A lot of people want to talk to. you. Yeah. What is it? >> You know, it's so nice that you go on. their show. Matt refuses to come on my.

show. What? He does? >> He refuses. Will not He refuses. Mhm. Why? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. It's so nice you. have so You have You have it so lucky. You don't know how good you have it. We. do. I I I just had Matteo Lane Lane on. Do. you know him? Yes. >> Yeah, great guy. Yeah, he's very funny. What what? You're asking cuz he's gay? Yep. Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> You know what? That felt weird. You're right. I apologize. Well, I don't. care. Well, if you asked hey, do you. know who Ronnie Cheng was, I wouldn't be. offended.

>> Right, but I wouldn't ask that. Why why. wouldn't you ask that? I don't know. because I don't I don't know who Ronnie. Cheng is. Well, I don't know who Ronnie. Cheng is. WHO IS THAT? >> [laughter]. >> SO FUNNY. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO RONNIE CHENG IS? OH, YES, I KNOW HIM. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WELL, I. >> [laughter]. >> I don't know everyone's name. >> All right. Okay. All right. My bad. What is your. type of Who are you looking for? Cuz. we've got a lot of fans that might have. not know not familiar with you. They. might be just getting to know you and.

now you're opening up some new new game. >> I I think I'm I always say I'm. experiencing the experiences of like a. 16-year-old girl for the first time as a. 26-year-old gay boy. Uh-huh. And so I. don't know what my type is. I think I'm. figuring it out. Did you come out later. in life? No. What do you think? >> [laughter]. >> That's actually hostile what you just. And I I I I DON'T FIND THAT APPROPRIATE. >> I came out to my parents when I was. 10, 11.

>> Oh, wait. Well, I didn't know that. How. did you do How did you do it? How did. you do it? I walked up to my mom's. office. >> Can you do it in your the 10-year-old. kid accent? I I said I I had like a high. vo- pitch voice. Yeah. Said, "I think I. like boys." And then I asked for a toy. And your parents fully accepted it. Well, yeah, they knew. I was like drag I. was in dresses. >> No, he's saying were they supportive? >> Of course they were. >> Okay, that's good. >> No, you don't It's not of course. >> It's not of course. >> know. Okay, well. >> People do go through We have a lot of. friends who've gone through This is how. it went with me. Dad, I'm gay. You you.

pickle you you bug. You're gay. You gay? I'm bi. You're bi? I'm not bi. >> Big time. I'm not bi big time, dude. He's bi. Mhm. Who is bi? You. I'm not bi. Okay. 45%. Have you hooked up with a guy? >> Yes. Yes. Multiple times. >> Yes. A couple times. You're bi. >> [laughter]. >> No, I was a kid. What do you mean you. were a kid? I was in high school. I. would get drunk. You know what I mean? And I just blow guys at a party. >> [laughter]. >> What are you? Full straight? Yeah, yeah,

know that. >> [laughter]. >> You could see that from pretty far away. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pick up, answer. Answer, answer. Oh my. god. Answer. >> Matt is texting me. Okay. Yeah. You're on Bad Friends. Am I on Bad. Friends? Am I? Yeah, you are. Hey, Matt. >> Hi, Matt. Hey, [laughter] what's up, guys? Why'd. you text Jake? Why'd you text him? Tell him why you texting me. Tell him. what you are texting me right now. Right. now? I was just asking if he knew if. certain people were Jewish or not just.

off the top of his head. Why? >> Why? I'll read you our text. >> [laughter]. >> He said to me What type of question? >> Yesterday at 11 at 4:02 p.m. is Anne. Hathaway Jewish? And I said, "I don't. know, why?" And then he never responded. And then today at 1:00 p.m. he said, "Do. you know if Meryl Streep is?". And then I said, "I don't think she is. She might be, why? What about Jennifer. Garner? She's a maybe." Maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, wait, why do you want to. know who who's Jew Are you Are you. counting people or something? What's. going on? No, I'm just genuinely I'm.

just curious if anyone knows just like. This is how it starts. >> common knowledge [laughter] type of. thing. Do you run a train company? >> Yeah, this This is how it starts. MY. GOD! >> [screaming]. >> AND THAT WAS NASTY. >> HE SAY? That was nasty. >> know what he said? He said, "Do you run. A TRAIN COMPANY?". >> [laughter]. >> IT WAS AN autism joke, I think. No, it. was a Holocaust joke. It was A HOLOCAUST. JOKE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH. OKAY, GOODBYE. BYE. He just hung up. I love that. It's. great. It's great.

>> Goodbye. Yeah. Gone. >> That's not like my normal out. Yeah. Wouldn't it be a bummer though if he. died moments later? >> I'd kill myself if he died. You. would? He's my best friend. >> You should have said goodbye sweetly. Yeah. I know. Stop it. I don't like. that. What? I know. He knows I love him. Cuz our goodbyes as is as if I'm never. going to talk to him ever again. Cuz. that little sassy thing you just did I. didn't like it. >> That's going to be bad for you in the. long run. That's rosy cheek. >> [laughter]. >> I don't like it. That's rosy right there. That's sweetie. You know what? Boom. And then.

>> Since our conversation is all right, so. good set. You had a good set tonight? >> Yeah, it was pretty fun, man. How about. >> getting late. Yeah, it was good. Yeah. It's getting late. Um. I love you. Aw, is that real? I love. you, too. Yeah, we say I love you every. time. >> And then I go. good night. >> [laughter]. >> He does. Yeah, and what do you say? Nighty night. Aw, I don't say that. >> [snorts]. >> I say, "Okay, goodbye. I love you.". That's how I end it. >> not how you did it. Yeah, because I'm. putting on a show. Oh, okay. Talk about.

vaudevillian. Yeah, I'm putting on a. show. I always say I can't not say love. you. I have to say love you and I have. to hear it back. It's my OCD. >> Did you have fun though or not? >> I honestly would love to come back. >> No, we want you back. >> We want You guys want to come on my. show? >> Oh, we would love to. >> Love to. The flow the flow. >> Really? Yeah. It was pure. It was very. real. I walked in, I sat my ass down, and we started talking. >> we just boom. Yeah. This is it's kind of. like a barber shop in here. It it Well, I yeah, I guess. salon I don't think so. >> Sorry. Well, when you're here, it's a. salon.

>> salon It's a salon. Get your hair done. That's you know. what? I don't like that. I didn't say more elegant Yeah, he yeah, he's saying it's nicer. Okay. No, that's. not what he was saying. >> That's not what he was saying either. >> he saying? He was saying it's a salon. for me. When I got you guys call it the. barber shop, it's the salon for me. >> No, I call it salon, too. Really? Yeah. YOU ARE A GUY. >> [laughter]. >> WILL YOU LOOK INTO THAT CAMERA AND SAY. THANK YOU FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND? Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo. Woo.

Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.