Double Betrayal | Ep 322 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Oh, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Here. Here we are once again together. >> You see my uh you see my fit today. I'm. a Netflix guy. >> That I'm a Hulu guy. Dude, >> look at this. >> Whoa, dude. Where where's that club at? >> Look at that. Netflix sent me this. jacket for doing the festival. >> Are you serious? >> And this hat? >> Yeah. didn't send me nothing.

>> Seriously? >> Yeah. I mean, I got nothing. >> I got an email and it's. >> interesting. [laughter]. >> Interesting. >> Please say yes. Please say yes. Please. Yes. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. Please. Press. >> No. You got a jacket. They sent you. They sent you. >> Is it a medium? >> Oh, yeah. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. >> The old dogs are the best dogs. >> No, no, no. That dude. >> That dude. And the Logan. >> I love Logan. I I I love you, Haley. [laughter]. >> That's so good. >> He's one of my favorite. He is my. favorite, too. >> You know, my favorite is Connor.

>> Oh, he's legend. >> Because my impression of Connor is. literally flawless. >> I I know it is. And. >> a raven. [laughter]. >> He's the king. >> He's the king, dude. >> You in. >> You don't have to say that. [laughter]. >> It's so good, >> Mom. >> It's so good, dude. >> Mama, >> it's so good, [laughter] dude. >> Would you perhaps be interested? >> Yeah, it's so good. and taking a walk. Oh yeah, >> he's the best. >> I was thinking about like they should. love is love on the spectrum Japan.

[laughter]. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Bro, it's the best show. >> It's the best show. Bake. Bake. Bake. show is good. >> It's up there, too. We want to thank all. the fans that came out to see us at the. YouTube theater in Englewood, California. for the Netflix is a jokefest. But the. >> Thank you so much. That was a really. good turnout and uh we got invited to. the I think last year they had the.

Netflix brunch and we talked about it. Did we not? >> Isn't it every two years? >> It's every two years. It wasn't last. year. It was two years ago. >> So two years ago there was a brunch. >> Ted Sarandos's house. >> at Tret Tread. >> Toured. >> Yeah. Tret Ted Sandos's house. >> Yeah. Careful. >> That a boy. Yeah. Poke him. I'm not. poking. >> Hey, I heard what you guys said on the. pod. >> Yeah. Yeah. I know. But um. >> I heard you were very very punctual. First guy there. >> I was probably the first guy there. I. was the first guy to leave. >> Mhm.

>> It was me and Donell. >> You were? >> Yeah. Me and Well, you to did it almost. a trick to me. >> It was a good bit. Yay. >> The ladies are here. The Filipino. >> Can we talk about the the trick real. quick? >> Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little. bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, um, >> so we did the, uh, Ted Saranto's Netflix. house. First of all, it was double the. amount of people. >> than the last photo. >> Wow. >> Everybody got an invite. >> Everyone got invite. >> That's why we went. [laughter]. >> I know. That's what it felt like. >> once they knocked out all the legends.

They were like, "What scragglers?". >> I know. I know. I go I looked around and. go, I haven't got an open mic. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. There was. definitely some micers. A couple bookers. were there. >> Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. And then also. the guests of other comedians. So what. happens is this is what happens. All. right. A big comedian will bring a. smaller comedian and there's a smaller. comedian will sneak into the photo. [laughter]. >> And I can I can name a couple. I don't. want to put them out. You know what I. mean? But there was sabotage on the.

photo which I'd like to talk about. openly if I may. >> If I may. >> You may. >> Okay. So, I think Tom Sigura, >> if you watch the Big Shot, right, they. had us throw us a ball toward the. camera. >> They all made us take a play pinball. like McDonald's play place. They made us. grab a ball and they said, "We're going. to throw it at the camera at the exact. same time.". >> Yes. So, what I did was not throw, [laughter]. >> right? >> I know the trick. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I just did when they said at three, right? They said, "We're going to count.

to three. At three, throw the ball. One, two, three." Everyone threw the ball. Not me. I did my best smile. [laughter]. All right. Cuz I know the trick, right? Cuz if I did any kind of motion, it. would make So what Sigura did, which was. crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly. timed out where his hand went over Gre. Greg Fitz Simmon's face. And if you look. at the photo up close, find Tom Sigura. Greg Fitz Simmon's face is completely. blocked out. >> Show him the photo. You didn't send it.

>> I sent him the I sent him the big photo. >> Just got it now. There it is. >> Yeah. So go zuma in. >> zoom in up where I am. I'm in the. middle. See that me? >> Like where. >> right there? Yeah. >> All right. So right to my right now. there's right above me. Go closer. Go. zoomed in closer. >> And there's Fitz's face. >> And there's his Fitz's face. And that's. Siguru's hand. >> He [ __ ] him. >> And look at Theo, by the way. >> Yeah. >> Finally closing his mouth in a photo. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> This guy for the first time ever. Yeah. And you want to see how uh Andrew.

handles these public events cuz he gets. nervous. Go scroll to the left. Let's. go. Scroll to the left there. >> Scroll to the left. Okay. [laughter]. Okay. Okay. That's not it. That's not. it. That's not it. I don't know what. that is. >> That is it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. I don't know what that is. >> So, so see the big yellow ball there to. the left. Zoom in there. And I No, right. there. Zoom in there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And that's me in the top corner. Right. >> Yeah. >> And I look at how happy [laughter]. >> like it's a basketball. >> You're Steph Curry. Look at that.

three-pointer, DUDE. [laughter] WHY'D. YOU THREEPOINT THAT BALL, DUDE? LOOK AT. HOW HAPPY I AM. >> YEAH. YEAH. You are so miserable there. >> That smile. >> Yeah. >> So, first of all, they shuffle everyone. in here and then all of the all of the. um hungry. give me need attention comics have have. pushed their way to the front. Literally, >> all right, let's go to the front. >> And then I said [laughter] and I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't. care. And the girl was like, just get. down there. Go down there. And I said, don't worry about it. I I I don't want. to do it. >> Yeah. But everyone that forced their way. down to the front, I was like,

>> you know, and look at Wait, zoom out a. little bit and look to the right. Jeff. Garland did catering that day, by the. way. [laughter]. >> Dropping off a plate of. >> No, but Jeff Garland did something very. interesting, right? >> Interesting. >> Interesting. What he did was uh you. don't know the reference because you. haven't seen the show, but um. >> Insane. >> It's insane. >> It's such a good show. >> Great show. Love on the Spectrum. >> Yeah. >> But anyway, Garland was the last guy to. enter. I saw. >> cuz you have to see you have to witness. their behavior. Oh, that's smart. >> Right. And he's like, "Oh, I'll just go. over to the wall and do a lean,

>> right?" So now he's a focal point. >> That's exactly right. He's pulling. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's pulling focus. And that's an interesting thing. Interesting. >> Interesting. Yeah. >> And then um what? So then in the front, go to the front. Let's see who's in the. front. Oo. >> Carrie Kenny. Uh next to Chappelle. >> Yeah. Matt Refe. >> Who has his hand? Oh. Oh, that's Robbie. with Chappelle, >> right? Robbie Pra. >> Robbie Prael. >> Uh, where's Bert? >> He's to the right a little bit. >> Yeah, there he is. Matt Refe is above.

the guy in the red shirt. >> Bert. Bert is right behind Matt Refe. >> Yeah, that's above Matt Seinfeld is. above. >> And that's Ted Sarandos right next to. Sandler there. Next to Eddie Murphy, right in the middle of the black shirt. That's That's the Netflix dog next to. David Letterman. >> Pretty cool class there. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then let's go back up a little bit. [laughter]. >> Back up. Go zoom into my face one more. time. >> Legends. >> Legends. >> And look at my face. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Couldn't be more anxious. >> I think you purposely did that. [snorts].

>> Okay. So, I talked to you candidly about. this. I don't like these things. They. give me really bad anxiety. I just get. nervous and I get weird and I don't like. it. >> Well, it's because Do you know why? >> Cuz I don't belong there. >> No. No. I'll tell you why. >> What? >> This is my theory. I don't get mad. >> Oh, yeah. >> Because Taylor Swift's not there. [laughter]. >> Oh, that's a good joke. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think it's not big enough, [laughter]. >> right? >> You need to hire Yeah. >> It's got to be Zuckerberg. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. YEAH. >> SO, COME ON.

>> NO, it's just not funny. It's not funny. >> I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good. [laughter]. >> There it is. >> I know. What is that? >> But when things bomb, I do that. >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> You should do that on stage. >> Yeah. I'm going to do that from now on. on this podcast. I will lift myself up. when something doesn't land. >> Yeah. But to me it is funny. And um if. you zoom in, >> those are just tough tough for me to do. It's hard. Here's. >> I talked to everybody about it. I walked. up to everyone. I go, "How do you feel?". >> They go, "I don't feel comfortable and I.

feel anxious.". >> It's anxietyinducing. >> And I said, "I feel the same way." But. what I did was a couple of things. >> Well, you took your Lexa Pro first of. all. >> I took my Lexa Pro and I went against my. gut instinct on certain things. >> So, I walked up to people that I never. knew. I never met and I just said, "Hey, I'm Bob. I'm a comic. I'm just a big. fan.". >> That's awesome. >> I did it to John Stewart. I have a photo. with Bob Odenkirk. >> That's cool. >> Yeah. So, I would go up to people that. I'm actually fans of and walked up and I. went, "Now Eddie Murphy was one that I.

wanted to do that.". >> Yeah. >> But it he has an aura that you can't you. you just can't break that aura. >> He's perfect. >> You know what I mean? It's like an. energy field or something. But he did. shake my hand when he was walking up to. his thing. >> He goes, "Hello, sir." And he he shook. my hand. >> Wow. >> And I'm like, "Oh my god, you I couldn't. believe I couldn't believe it. >> That's awesome." Yeah. >> No. So, this was it was amazing. It was. beautiful to be around all these. legends. It was incredible. I just It. gave me It's a lot.

>> It's hard because there's too many. people. I like Look at that. Like. there's Taylor Tomlinson up there. I. didn't even see her there. That's what. sucks is like there's people you didn't. even see there. >> Kate Hudson's in front of me. I She was. literally two people away from me. I. didn't even see her. Well, you also. asked WHO IS THAT? [laughter]. >> YEAH, BECAUSE in my mind I'm like, I. don't know a comic that looks like that. >> I was like, you know her. >> Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like I. didn't know it was her because in your. mind it's like if you're going to like, you know, a football hall of fame and a. cricket player's there. >> Yeah. >> So, like you're right. So, in your mind,

you're like, what team? Falcons or you. know, I mean, I don't know. You know, >> it was pretty cool though. It was it was. a cool moment in time. And then when it. was over, so here's this is my favorite. place. >> Is Falcons a team? >> Yeah. Atlanta. >> Okay. Thank God. So then it's all over. coming to a close. Bob and I get on the. phone. He calls me and I share this. I. called Louis. Louisie was in the car. with Fitz and I called them because I. thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls. me and he's like, "Hey, are you still. there?" And I was like, "Yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car.". >> No, because Andrew had told me earlier. on in the party, be the first to leave.

>> You pulled me. He go as soon as the. photo's over, you got to rush, >> got to get out of here. >> to the, you know, I mean, valet because. there's going to be a line. Mhm. >> So me and Donell Rings, he beat me. >> Mhm. Well, he's. >> Yeah. Yeah. He's faster. >> Faster. >> And we both were running as with our. ticket in in our hand. >> And we were the first to get to the. valet. >> Right. >> You're right. But my car came first. >> Of course. >> Right. The blue. >> parked across the street. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> I saw it when I pulled in. >> Was it really? >> Yeah. They left you close. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Because I was the first guy there. >> They Mine Mine was about a mile away. >> Yeah. So then I left and then like maybe. like 30 minutes later I call Andrew or. did you call me? >> You called me. >> I called you about something and then. you said I go what are you where are you. at? And you're like I'm still at Ted. Sandos's house. >> I lied. I was in the car. >> I know. But what did you then What did. you say? >> So then I said I said dude you're he he. said should I should I not have left? Because I he thought I was still there. And I said you're not going to believe. this. >> I go dude oh no I'm sorry. We I called.

you back because I'd said d I said I'll. talk to you later. So then I ruminated. about this in my head and I called him. back and I was whispering and I said, "Hey dude, you're not going to [ __ ]. believe this." And he goes, "What?" I. go, "We're inside Sarandos's master. suite. He has a movie theater in here. and it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louie, John Stewart, and he's doing a private. showing of new specials and stuff that. are about to come out. It's incred." And. then he asked me, "Where's Bobby?" And I. lied for you. I said, "You were.

downstairs still." And he said, "Can you. go get him?" So, I'm panicking. And he. was like, "Are you [ __ ] Should I Oh. my god. Should I come back?" And I was. like, "You got to, dude. May I don't. know, man. I got to go. I maybe come. back." And I called Louis and Fitz and. told him and they were like, "Are you. going to tell him the truth?" I was. like, "I have to. I have to [ __ ] it.". Cuz he would have driven back to Sandos. >> I was I did a U-turn. >> Pulled into his driveway. >> I did a [laughter] U-turn. I'm racing. back to where you know the area, >> right? And then he called me back going, "I'm just kidding. But. >> can you imagine?" He believed it for a. second. I'm in Sarandos's master suite.

with Louis and Letterman and John. What? >> It's such a believable Come on, guys. It's a believable situation. >> For Andrew? Yes. >> Did they let us into the house? >> I mean, it's it's like you can't you. don't even hide the meanness. [laughter]. >> No, I said for Andrew, it's unbelievable. situation. I believe that he would be. there. >> I'm agreeing with you. >> Oh, okay. Okay. They they didn't they. didn't. >> I'm so defensive towards you now that. it's like I miss. >> I gave you. >> I ruminate about any you know. >> I gave you a big hug the other day. >> You were drunk.

>> Yeah, you were hammered. >> You were hammered. That doesn't count. >> We're doing that show soon with him. No, the comics weren't allowed in the house. Are you going to let all these pigs. inside the house? That's insane. No. chance. So So obviously we weren't. allowed inside of the home of Ted Senos, but we were happy to be in the yard. Look at Feem. He was happy. >> Yeah, was happy. Yeah. But um. >> I wasn't unhappy. I was That's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get. nervous out of my mind. Yeah. >> And then Sher O Terry right there next. to me who is one of the greatest. legends. >> Oh, I love Sher. Yeah.

>> Legends. >> turned to me and said, "Are Do you have. enough room? Are you okay?" I said, "I'm. fine. I don't need to I can I don't need. to like wiggle into the thing." And cuz. I'm like on a side standing on a side. thing. >> Yeah. >> And she said, "What's wrong?" I said, "This [laughter]. >> these things make me so uncomfortable.". >> I know. >> And and she said, "Give me a hug." And. she gave me the biggest [ __ ] hug. >> And it it I still made that face for the. photo. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> But inside I felt incredible cuz she's a. a legend. It was incredible to see some.

of these people, man. >> It was really incredible. Yeah. >> And then, man, what a night I had after. our show. >> Adam, right? Look at him. >> Yeah. >> So, just for the fans, so I can say. this. So, cuz it feels incredible. It. feels incredible. >> After we did our show at the YouTube. theater that the girls were at. >> Yes. >> Thank you for coming. >> Amen. >> I get an invite to go to this Dave. Chappelle afterparty. >> Oh [sighs] god. Amazing. >> I go to this afterparty. It's for agents.

and managers. It's a decoy. >> Oh, tell me about this. >> I walked in and I was like, "Oh no, this. is the decoy party." Cuz everyone was. like, "Is Dave going to be here?" And. you could tell right away. You're like, "Oh, no. This is for agents and. managers." And then I get my phone back. cuz they're locked up. I walk outside. and I texted Chappelle. I said, "I'm. sure you're getting blown up. I think I. got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot?" He goes, "Yo, pull up." Almost immediately, he. was like, "You got to pull up. Who are. you with?" I said, "My buddy, a few of.

my friends." I said, "I'm with three. black adult men if that helps.". >> Uh, and he said, "It does." And I went. to. >> I know one of them. >> Who? >> That's a good thing. Devantree, EP, and. my buddy Spank. >> Oh, EP was there. >> Yeah. Okay. >> And then so we go to this other spot. that's like six blocks away. >> I walk in, the inside child, You're not. going to relate to this as much, but the. inside. >> I'm I'm all with it, though. >> The child inside of me explodes. I'm. chilling. >> It was insane. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I walk in and on stage there's 40 people.

on stage is Talib Kali and Most and. they're doing basically half of Black. Star the album, right? And then it. starts to flood in with people like more. people are starting to catch on to like. >> Oprah. >> they're performing. Oprah was on drums. [laughter]. >> on more. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So then Buster Rimes Dennis Rodman. >> Dennis Rodman was there. Buster Rimes. gets on stage. >> and I was already like this is insane. >> And then I hear like a lot of people. shuffling around and talking.

>> And Kanye gets on stage. >> No. >> my hand to God. It was the craziest. thing I've ever seen in my entire life. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Kanye, >> is it the night that we did last Friday. night where we when we did our show. >> after our show? >> Yeah. It's interesting that I wasn't. invited with your little charade. >> You went to go get food. >> Oh yeah. Okay. >> You literally were like, "I'm going to. go eat." And I was like, "I think we're. going to go to the Chappelle thing up.". He heard me say it. I was like, "I think. I'm going to go to the Chappelle thing.". And you were like, "We're going to go. get food.". >> So you [ __ ] off your own opportunities.

cuz you could have been there. And I was. in the front row. I went right up to the. front I wanted to watch Kanye. He was in. military boots and he kept doing that. thing where he kind of smiles where he. goes, >> "Wow, >> he smiles and takes it away." And they. played It All Falls Down. Uh, and then. he did they did a few other songs and he. was actually rapping. It was wild to. see. >> Wow. >> And all that anti-semitism went right. out the window. >> Right out the window. >> Right out the window. It was incredible. to see him live like that. That close. It was bananas. >> That's what's insane. And how many. people were there in the audience?

>> I would I would argue by the time that. he got on stage cuz people were going. outside to text. Like people had got. their yonder bags unlocked to go text. friends, try to sneak into this, you. know, this venue. >> Wow. Wow. >> Probably 200 at the most. >> Oh my god. >> It was like the O. Maybe less. Maybe. like 150. It was. >> [ __ ] incredible. What time is it? >> Midnight or 1 in the morning. >> I was asleep. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was dead. >> You were never going to come to that. >> I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing. his. >> Do you know who Talquy is or no? >> I am him. [laughter].

That's how much I'm a fan. >> Good answer. Hey, I am it. >> Anyway, we had a great show. We. appreciate all the fans coming to the. Bad Friend show. And here are the two of. our favorite girls that that did the. show with us. >> Yeah. >> Our Filipino friend. >> Isa and Jules. >> Rudy Jewels. >> Isa, those shoes are phenomenal. >> It's hers. >> Those are dope. >> Yeah. >> And she never wears shoes. And your mom. came. >> Yeah. >> She was flirting with me so hard. backstage. >> She loves orange dick. >> She does. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Orange dick. >> Yeah. >> She goes, "Where is your.

>> I can't say orange. Why? >> Huh? Why can't I say that? >> You can. >> And I did. [laughter]. >> She's. >> America first. >> She asked me where my dressing room was. many times. She goes, "Can I go to your. dressing room?" [laughter]. >> I said, "Sure, man. Come to my dressing. room.". >> Yeah. >> He told Bobby was going to push her. while you were doing your set. >> onto the stage. >> Yeah. >> Can't have a moment of my own, huh? [laughter]. >> Are you out of your. >> Always got to sabotage my bit. >> Are you out of. >> Can't have a moment of my own. >> Are you out of your gorge? As soon as.

the spotlight's not on you, boy oh boy, does it get dark. Huh? >> Do you think you think I would do that? Are you insane? >> Yes, you absolutely would. >> I would never do that. >> Lie lie. >> I just grabbed her and I kind of pushed. her toward stage. I go interrup Andrew. said, but I would never push her all the. way in. [laughter]. >> Are you telling me for a second that you. wouldn't run a bit like that? [snorts]. >> Not Not in front of that many people. No. >> Yes, you would. >> I wouldn't. >> Who believes that he wouldn't do that? I. don't think he would. So, he'd be too.

afraid. >> Yep. There we go. How about you, Andreas? >> Yeah. I don't think he ever would. Yeah. Thank you so much. So funny. Yeah. Yeah. Mc. >> I [snorts] think he would cuz you got. the balls. >> Yeah. You know what you did? >> You tongue kissed a man. >> No, you I was there. >> I was there. >> You stuck your tongue out and you guys. did a little swirly swirl. >> You did. >> in front of my face. And you are my. friend. [laughter]. Yeah, >> that is actually right. >> That's exactly like gay, right? Bobby.

did that to six other guys. >> I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue. twirl. You open mouth this kid with your. tongue. >> That is his rule. No open mouth. >> No open mouth. I don't want haunt virus. >> I've already had four times. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't have all the experience kissing. men that you do. I don't know how to do. >> Whoa. >> See, you know why? You know why you say. why wouldn't I never do a cruise? Why? >> Hauntus. >> Exactly, dude. You're right. >> I was right. >> But you never said havirus. >> Yeah, I thought it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I. thought next time. Imagine if a haunt.

virus hit the Adam Divine [ __ ]. cruise. >> Yeah. The important cruise. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Imagine if that happened. First. one to die. Throw it out. >> Who's the first one to go? Stop breaking. the table. [laughter]. >> You know what? You know what? You know. what? You know what someone said to me. one time? What? >> Someone who listens to the show, a. friend of our family says, "When Bobby. kicks the table. >> Yeah. in my speakers in my car with. baser on. >> Yeah, >> it sounds like an explosion happened.

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vary, >> girls. >> Yeah. >> How are you guys? >> How you guys doing? >> We're good. >> Yeah. >> You good? Yeah. >> So, you got you got a huge pop last. night from Massive. Yeah. Rudy. Rudy. Of. all those people. >> Yeah. >> And then you said one thing. >> I I waved. >> That's true. Isa, you didn't say. anything. >> I think East needs a bigger pop from the. fans. I think she needs to come out and. they need to explode more. >> Yeah, I think so, too. >> Cuz she's our secret weapon. >> She's a secret weapon. Yeah. >> The funny She's the new funniest girl on. the show. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, you've been overtaken by a. mile cuz you've changed.

>> I haven't changed. >> You 100% are a different person. >> Oh, really? Last night I was at the. house and she was working out, right? You're exercising [laughter]. at late at night. SHE'S LIKE. [laughter]. HAKA. >> RIGHT. And then like with weights, >> you doing [laughter] the haka? >> Yeah. Yeah. Right. And I was going, IT'S. ONE IN THE MORNING. I WHAT ARE YOU. DOING? She's like, I have a model shoot. Tuesday. >> OH. AND THEN she showed me photos of other.

models that are going to be there and. like I'm not high. [laughter]. >> Yeah. But she was like working. I go, "It doesn't work in one night.". [laughter]. I mean, you have to be doing this every. day for like 2 years. >> Forever. >> Forever. Yeah. Yeah. Do you work out? >> Like she was doing it. >> Yeah. >> No, don't worry about it. [laughter]. >> I I think I say don't work out. >> Don't work out. >> Everybody don't do it. Everyone should. stop. >> Look at this blob of yellow garbage. >> Still rocking. >> Still rocking. Still no p-ups, no. cancer, nothing. That's true. My. butthole. My butthole. Good. You got.

checked. >> Yeah. In my butthole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But yeah, so she was working out and. then um. >> you never guys talked about um. Coachella. >> Oh, because this is the first time. >> Yeah. >> We've been here since. >> You guys had so much fun. We. >> So fun. It was so fun. >> Would you go back? >> I would. I don't think she would. >> You Why won't you go back? >> There's so much people. >> So much people. >> Oh my god. Give me a [ __ ] break. You. hated it. You spoiled brat.

>> You hated it. >> You spo. I went for you. You spoiled. brat. And I'm going to tell you. something right now, Andrew. Okay. >> And you're just getting me off my. rockers right now. [laughter]. >> All right. >> Rock off, DOG. >> GET OFF MY LAWN. THAT'S THE ENERGY THAT. I HAVE right now. Get off my lawn. Okay. >> Get off his lawn. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. [laughter]. >> I'm so furious. I have to slowly get. this up. I'm so sorry. Get off my. [ __ ] Go for it, man. >> All right. Uh, >> interesting. >> Okay, so um [laughter]. I'm sorry, Shelly. Oh, did I step on.

you, Shelly? >> How How does she even stand him? >> It's all right, JAMES. [laughter]. >> You know, they're doing get ready with. me tutorials and it's amazing. He's. putting on She's putting on She's taking. off makeup and putting on moisturizer. and he is doing the voice over. It's. [ __ ] incredible. >> Oh, I got to watch now. She's Shel's. applying [laughter] moisturizer. Amazing. Ah, >> yes. So, you know, >> youthful glow. [laughter]. >> It's amazing.

>> Great improvis. >> Thanks. >> They should have cast you on SNL. [laughter]. >> I could have made Mad TV. >> I I honestly believe cuz you were this. close. >> to SNL. >> No, I was pretty far away. >> No, there's no way. You flew to New York. and did in front of Lauren. >> Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know. what's right for me? >> What? >> Bad friends. What I'm saying though is. >> this is the only show that matters. >> They missed out so badly because this is. the best guy out there. >> No, no, no. I would have drowned. >> because of characters and impressions. and all that. Dude, you would have. killed it.

>> I would have drowned. They they I would. >> No, you're the you're you hit the ball. You're Daryl Strawberry. >> I do cocaine. [laughter]. >> No, no, no. Hit the ball. You hit the. ball. >> Strawberry is the man. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Shout out to So, I want to go I want to. go back. Let's take. >> Take it back. Take it back. Take it. back. Take it back. >> Take it back. Take it back. Take it. back. >> All right. I went to Coachella. >> I did not want to go. M. >> I did it for you guys, right? So then I. ask you guys to do one thing for me, right? And you guys are like, "We will. not do that.". >> What they do? >> I want to go to Magic Mountain. >> Magic Mountain's great, >> right? And they're like, "No, something.

else." And I go, >> you know what I mean? One trip to Magic. Mountain, you know what I mean, is. lighter than a trip to Coachella. >> I would argue you taking them to. Coachella and paying for the tickets is. worth five Magic Mountain trips. >> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Five or six. >> Well, yeah. Six. Six. Six. Yes. But. five? Absolutely. >> Absolutely. Five. >> Yeah. At least. >> Yeah. At least. Right. >> I've already went to Magic Mountain. >> Does that It doesn't matter. >> Did you go with him? >> Yeah. You were You You were there, too,

[laughter]. >> right? >> Yeah. You were there, too? Yeah. >> Okay. So, that's one trip. >> That's one trip. No, I'm asking him for. two, and I deserve five. >> I agree. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do the math. >> And we took you to In-N-Out afterwards. >> Yeah. Do the That whole day was. incredible. >> It was just It's too. >> Okay. So, >> so scary. >> Yeah. So, they won't do it. >> Whiny baby. So then I gave them two. options. >> Move out. >> No. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> No. Magic Mountain. >> or skydiving. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> And what do you No. E snow. >> They're both like death.

>> That no one dies at skydiving. [laughter]. >> YEAH. YEAH. >> Magic Mountain. Yeah. Yeah. What's more. safer, skydiving or Magic Mountain? [laughter]. >> I I would imagine maybe skydiving. >> I think skydiving is more safer. >> No, cuz Magic Mountain people don't die. While there is no single p public record. up to date for injuries, six flags magic. mount reports are valid. 109 injury. complaints, but that's it. No deaths. No. deaths. >> No deaths. >> Yeah, you'll break an arm. >> Big deal. You got another one. >> Yeah. Yeah. You break. We go to like. Renfair. >> because it's this weekend's the last.

weekend and I'm on the road. >> Skydiving accidents are rare with. roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in. the United States. Over three million. annual jumps. So that's not bad. It's. not bad. So 10. >> So skydiving or magic mountain? >> I'll do magic mountain. >> Magic Mountain. [laughter]. Okay. >> I think it should be skydiving or bungee. jumping. >> Oh, no. I can't do that. >> Yeah. Bungee. >> No, that's. >> You're You're more apt to skydive than. bungee jump. >> Yeah, cuz bungee jumping it's just like. I don't know. >> Yeah. So is skydiving.

>> YEAH, BUT YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE. [laughter]. >> You're falling. >> But you're with someone. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're with a. insurrectionist like January 6th. [laughter] guy. >> Hey man, [snorts] you know, >> bungee jumping is very sick. One in. every million great [laughter]. >> easy it. >> nobody dies. >> No one dies. >> That's too scary. >> One death per year globally. And and. that guy wanted to die. >> He wanted to die purpose. He went n. [laughter]. >> unhook the caravan. >> Yeah. Yeah. That would be a fast painful.

death. >> hitting the ground. You know what the. worst part would be? >> It would explode, right? >> I mean you'd pop for sure. Yeah. Especially if you ate that morning. >> Yeah. The worst would be it goes down. then it comes back up and then it losing. it then would be even worse. >> What do you mean? >> Like when the bungee goes and then it. goes if you fell from the set from like. you feel like the the bounce it held you. and then it didn't held you. >> Oh, you hear a snap when you're going. up. >> Oh my Oh my lord. >> That would [ __ ]. >> that would [ __ ] you up.

>> Cuz you feel like you survived THE FIRST. >> RIGHT. RIGHT. YOU WOULD HEAR THE SNAP, TOO. >> Oh my god. >> And you're like, what is that? And you. do calculations. I'm dead. >> I'm dead. [laughter]. >> I died. I'M [ __ ] DEAD. >> LET me die. >> Yeah, me die. >> Yeah. So, skydiving, bungee, or magic. mountain? >> Magic. >> Magic Mountain. >> We open with what? >> X2. >> X2. You must [laughter]. >> open with X2. >> Oh gosh, it's the best one. >> It's the best one. Yeah, >> it's the most fun. >> It's the most fun. Yeah, cuz you start. off backwards. There's fireballs.

[laughter]. >> Love the fireballs. >> We love the fireballs. >> And once you survive the fireballs, everything's pretty, you know, >> easy after that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What. are you going on the Joker or something. like that? It's a cakewalk. All that. stuff. >> Look at this. >> Oh my. >> Yeah. Look at this. >> And the speakers pumping and the sound. screams. I love it. >> You're going to die. You're going to die. today. YOU DIE TODAY. WE'LL DIE TODAY. Die today. >> It's going to be great. It's going to be.

so much fun. >> Oh my gosh. He doesn't even want to go. though. >> Who? >> Your girlfriend. [laughter]. Okay. I have a girlfriend. >> and she doesn't want to go. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But she's going. >> If she doesn't go that or or skydiving. >> or skydiving, it's duty. >> Yeah. Girlfriend duty. >> But we'll follow her if she doesn't. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's called. duty. Okay. >> Not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a.

crown prince. >> You're not the crown. >> You're not the crown prince. [laughter]. >> WHAT AM I THEN? >> It's her. She's the crown prince. >> I'M A BUTLER. WOW. >> WOW. She's the crown princess. >> Yeah. >> Why. >> call her sweetheart? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Tell us more. >> Sweetheart. >> He gets really nice when she's around. >> Yeah. He's so nice. >> Yeah. >> When she's around. >> We had dinner last night and it was He. was very nice. He was like, >> "So, she should be around more.".

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. He turns into a better version of. Bob. >> Mhm. >> He doesn't even fart in front of. >> Yeah. [laughter]. that I find hard to believe. >> You know, I I sneak away. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> You know what I do? She's in the bed and. I'll go all the way down my hallway cuz. I have a little hallway in my right. I. go to the very end of the front the door. of my bedroom. >> I squeeze my cheese [laughter] and it. goes kind of do it like you know. >> like an agent orange. >> Oh, you do open your. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I go. >> and then I let the smell simmer there.

cuz what happens is I don't know if you. know about science, [laughter] you know. what I mean? But it follows you like a. stalker. Like a like a stalker in the. night. You know what I mean? A little. Richard Ramirez, [laughter]. >> right? Following you in the night. Okay. >> So, I let Richard dissipate. >> Let him like a little fart. >> and then I'll I'll go back into the. arena, >> right? And lay down. But sometimes what. happens is there's a little bit of. another, you know, I mean, Zodiac Killer. that comes after. >> So, I have to leave the bed again and.

release the Zodiac after a little. aftershock. So that repeats several. times over the night depending. [laughter] on if I had ice cream or not, >> right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Remember when you farted on Andrew's. wife? [laughter]. >> That's good growth. >> Dude, dude, are you are you trying to. start a war? >> No, I'm just saying that's. >> Hey, because that was let go in the. past. He was so mad. >> Yeah. So, what are you trying to do? >> I'm saying that's beautiful character. growth. You're growing up.

[laughter]. >> Oh my god, dude. Why would you bring. that off, dude? That dude, we almost ended. [laughter]. It was The Beatles are over. You mean. Yoko had entered. I mean, it was, you. know, it was bad. >> Yoko farted. >> Yeah. >> On Paul's wife. [laughter]. >> It was bad. >> It was bad. He pulled me aside and he. goes, "You don't ever do that again.". [laughter]. >> In a million years. >> Yeah. And I locked eyes with them and. just through the eyes I can see, right?

Don't ever do that again. >> Evil. Evil. Dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. mean, it was bad. But yes. What else um. have you noticed about me? >> You're just sweeter and nicer and you're. very like cuddly with her. >> Mhm. >> It's cute. >> You're a new man. >> No, I'm cuddly with all creatures. [laughter]. >> Like my dogs and cats, >> right? But who? >> It goes dogs, cats, girlfriend. >> Well, I've known my dogs and cats. longer. >> That's true. >> You know what I mean?

>> Yeah. And um you know I have a. connection with Gobi, my first dog I've. ever had. >> Yeah. >> She's still with me and she looks at me. like, "Dad, >> she's your she's that.". >> Yeah. So it's like there's a there's a. connection there. So it's like I can't. put that in order yet. >> I agree. >> You know, >> you're right. Yeah. There is no order. yet. >> Yeah. So um. >> how are you feeling? >> Me you want to talk about it? >> Yeah. So let's talk about Carlos's head. transplant. >> Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks it. looks. >> No, I'm feeling good right now. Yeah,

>> you're not in any sort of pain. >> It's just a little sore, but it's been. like. >> Big shout out to Bosley for doing the. hair. >> Yeah. Congratulations. Wow. >> Duck down a little bit. Let's see. Let's. see. Just the Yeah. >> Wow. Yeah. That's what's going to. happen. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But it's been going well. >> It's going to look like when we first. met. >> Exactly. >> That's crazy. >> Could the hairline be a little lower? >> Well, they were trying to be realistic. They like There's not enough graphs in. the back to put on top. Imagine if the. hairline was down to your eyebrow and it. was just hair all the way out. That'd be. a cooler look.

>> But it would stop up here and that would. have no hair in the back. >> Wait, that's No one looks like that. That's amazing. [laughter]. >> Oliver Tree or something. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But I have a I have I have a thought. that you're going to get the hair and. you're going to still buzz your head. anyway and you're going to keep it. short. >> I I want to grow it out once I get it, but I Yeah, I want to do the slick back. >> You got to No, don't do the slick back. >> I like slick back. >> No, dude. Grunge. Oh, see that's kind of. cool, too. Yeah, that's cool, too. Crazy. Like, I've been on the road. >> It's gonna take a long time to grow a. grunge hair. >> A mad scientist. It's He has what? 40.

more years to do it. >> Yeah, >> I know. >> A little bit less. >> I lie out. >> Yeah, a little less. >> I know. You and I. >> You guys think you're going to die. before or that I'll die before you? >> There's a chance. >> There's a chance. And um I would like to. talk about if I may. >> May. >> Oh gosh. >> What? >> We're about to hear Bobby's side of the. story. >> Oh my god. That makes me so mad. [laughter]. >> What? >> Dude, that puts me in such a rage. >> What's wrong? >> That that because as if.

>> there are two sides there. >> There's no there's no this it's not. Rashimon. It's a person. I'll reference that of. anyway. It's not You know what I mean? A. two-sided situation. >> It's one clear side. Oh, you almost did. Why didn't you call him? Because he. would have BEEN ON MY SIDE. >> I CALLED you to because I knew Andrew. would see things to. >> I want to hear your side. Can I hear. your side? That's a good strategy for me to go. first. [laughter]. >> It's a brilliant strategy. >> Yeah. So, you can come up with things to. defend your Okay, I'll just go. >> Queen's Gambit here, dude. You got to.

find out. >> No, I'll go because there's certain. [laughter]. I'll go first. I want to go first. >> No, I want to go first. I'll tell you. why. Right. >> It's a good boundary. I'll respect. >> There's certain things that I want to. omit from in the story. >> Copy. [snorts]. [laughter]. >> That's why I want to go first. >> So, what is it? >> Do people like listening to this stuff. or No, >> we don't know what it is yet. [laughter]. That's true. >> That's absolutely true. But these kind. of personal like I mean conflict. >> Yes, man. >> Okay. >> What is it? >> All right. So, um.

>> I played uh New Jersey Pact. >> Wellington. >> Yeah. And then we did. >> Wellmon. Sorry. Well, >> yeah. >> Yeah. And then we did uh Medford Packed, >> right? Saturday. Saturday I had a little. problem in Atlantic City. >> Okay. >> Oh, yeah. >> What happened? What what what was the. laugh about me may I ask per se. >> because I'm having a trauma response. >> Yes. What? >> Having a trauma response. I remember. >> trauma. Interesting. >> Interesting. What happened? >> So um I I I first of all for weeks I was.

like can I get out of this gig? >> You don't want to go to AC. >> It's that it's just that when you you. know before you go to a gig and you know. there's that blue dot epidemic. You know. what that is? >> Oh yeah. >> No. >> You know about the blue dot epidemic? >> Is that antivirus? >> No. It's different. >> He doesn't have it ever. So that. >> I know he doesn't ever have the blue. dot. >> What are you talking about? >> Blue dots on ticket master. >> Oh. Oh, the seats. Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What's your problem? >> You just. >> What are you angry about? >> I asked you what the [laughter].

>> What is going on? >> I don't know. >> Are you okay? >> I I don't think I am. >> You're on edge. >> I know. I don't He He does it. >> Well, what happened? >> I'm going to tell you right now. Fine. >> All right. So, not a good show, right? I. I think I did pretty good given the. circumstances. >> Yeah. >> In terms of responsib.

um I get off stage and I'm sweating and. I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally. on the verge of tears cuz I'd never seen. anything like that. You know what I. mean? where it's like I'm so grateful. that they all came out to support me, but you know, I was just disappointed in. turnout, >> right, which rarely happens. And I was. in the green room on the verge of tears, right? And I'm literally I'm calling my. agents. >> Yeah. >> No one's picking up. That's. >> right. And I'm just sitting there like. hunched over like that, sweat dripping. in the verge of tears. And then all of a.

sudden, I see cameras go on. >> Somebody walks in with camera, two. cameras, >> mone. >> iPhone. No, it he invites a Tik Tocker. >> to do a video with me and I don't know. what's happening. >> Who is this person? Someone he's already. met. >> I've already met him, but it's like you. before the show I want to know who's. going to come and do a video with me. after the show, right? Is that a proper. and fair thing? Yeah. >> He doesn't tell me. >> Okay. >> Right. So, I'm sitting there like and I.

then I [snorts] have to in that moment. >> turn it on. >> Turn it on. So I'm like, "Hey, you know what I mean?" And he's like, "Hey." And I'm doing now I'm reading off. an advertisement that he has on his. phone for his new product. >> But you didn't have to do that in real. >> I I'm just saying I I I didn't know what. was going on. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, because there's no prep. from my tour manager. >> Yeah. >> Right. And then, right, >> he leaves, it's done, and I look at. Carlos and I go, "What the [ __ ] was.

that?" And then he gets defensive. YOU. LIKE GOOD [ __ ] OH, [laughter] like good. [ __ ]. >> And I go, "What do you mean?" He's like, "I THOUGHT YOU GO. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. LIKE IT." RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SO THAT'S WHY I DID IT. >> I go, "Yeah, but I want to be [ __ ]. pre-prepared if I knew a Tik Tocker was. going to come in and do a video, especially with a night like I had. tonight.". >> Right. >> Right. Your honor. >> Yes. Case heard. >> Okay. Did you get good [ __ ]. >> No. >> Defense. My defense is that I didn't.

know they were going to be filming when. they walked in. And I wanted to surprise. Bobby on this tough night with two free. pairs of Golden Goose shoes. And. >> what did that have to do with the Tik. Tockers? >> That was the Tik Tocker was bringing. that for. >> they could but but after the show had. went the way it went and knowing that. the blue dot virus was going on this. night. >> Did you not think to preemptively say. let's hold off until a little bit after. the show or you just let him come in? >> I let him come in without preparing. without preparing me. >> You're right. I want it to be a. surprise, but I want I in my defense, I.

apologized and said this happened on my. watch. I'm sorry, Bob. >> I did say that, but in what world do I. not say that? >> See, see what he's doing right now. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> he's winning the case. >> He's not winning the case. >> No, no, he's not winning the case. >> I'll tell you why. >> Yeah. Well, I'm the judge, but yeah, >> I'll tell you why. >> Please. >> Now, we're at dinner afterwards, right? And I look at Carlos because in my mind, >> Gilbert from Pigerbelly was there as. well. Mh. >> In my mind, I thought that Gilbert had. set it all up. So now I'm livid at. Gilbert. >> Ah, so he's not even taking the phone.

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>> we go to the restaurant after. >> sustained. >> after the show and we walk in and the. host goes, >> "We're closed.". >> PF Chens. >> No. [laughter]. >> And I look at Carlos go, "What? >> He didn't say we're closed.". >> What did he say? >> He said the kitchen closes in 30. >> NO, THAT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID. >> HE DID SAY THAT HE WAS AN IM HE WAS AN. IMMIGRANT. DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE AND. I thought we would get celebrity. treatment like. >> now I'm going to call somebody. >> Oh my god. >> Now I'm going to call somebody that was. there.

>> That's insane. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to And. you don't say anything. Okay. >> Witness. >> Yeah. I have a witness right here. You. don't say anything. >> I won't because I'm excited. >> All right. Cuz you are excited. Okay. >> Is this Gilbert? You're calling? >> No. Ramsay my opener. >> Oh, right. >> Oh, yeah. He's not compromised. Shh. [snorts]. >> Hello. >> Hi. Um, so, um, you're on Bad Friends. right now. >> Hey. >> Okay. So, you know, after the Sunday. show at at the, um, in Boston, Medford, I think it was. Was it Medford?

>> Yeah, it was Medford. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, afterwards, when we. walked in that Korean restaurant, what. did the guy tell us? >> Um, he said that their kitchen was. closing [laughter] and didn't have time. for us. >> And they didn't have time for us, right? >> Yeah, that's correct. >> Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye. Instead, he went to the Four Seasons in. eight. >> No. >> By the way, answers on the first ring. >> I know. Whack. >> Desperate. [laughter]. >> HELLO. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. >> I ALSO have another witness if I could. call if I want. >> You may.

>> I may. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Thank you. >> They're mentioning the kitchen clos. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Who Who is the witness? Pat. >> calling the stand. >> Yeah. Yeah. Don't say anything, please. Thank you. >> Let's see how many rings. Each opener is. going to get to switch. All right. Leave a message. Thank you. Sometimes. you [laughter] have to do it again. Sometimes you have to do it again. >> She's on do not disturb. >> Yeah. >> One ring.

[snorts]. >> Cat's losing. >> Hi, Bobby. >> Hi, Cat. You're on Bad Friends right. now. >> I'm on Bad Friends. >> Yeah, just I have to ask you a question. I have to ask you a question. Okay. >> Okay. It will be the only time that. you're on Bad Friends Friday. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> All right. So, in when Sunday night when. we were in Boston, right? >> Yeah. >> And we went to that Korean restaurant. afterwards, right? >> Uh when we went Yes. >> Yeah. And then what did the host or. whoever say to me when we walked in the.

restaurant? >> The host said, "Oh, you can't. The. kitchen is closed.". >> Okay. Thank you so much. Good night. >> Okay. Bye. >> Bye. >> Unreliable witness. He's paying them. >> two. >> He's paying his witnesses. >> Oh, so what? You're saying that it was. open? If it was open for 30 minutes, why. wouldn't I sit down? >> BECAUSE YOU GOT FRUSTRATED THAT THEY. RECOGNIZED. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. >> That's literally what happened. He He. didn't go, "Oh, Bobby, you're here.". >> Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Interesting, [laughter]. per se. >> Wow. Wow. >> Bro, >> well, judge, please make a final. verdict. >> I got to be honest. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Tend to life, buddy. >> YEAH. >> NO, I BEG YOU. >> ALSO, your hair. [laughter]. >> What? >> Your new hair. How did you get your new. hair? >> How did I get it? >> Yeah. >> Oh, from bad. >> Exactly. I got you new hair. [laughter].

>> I got you new hair. >> Thank you, sir. >> You lied. >> I didn't lie. >> Yeah. And conduct conspiracy. M. >> Did you make a reservation? >> Of course. >> Did you tell them it was him? >> When you walked in, the kitchen was open. for 30 more, but they still said, "Please don't sit down.". >> Exactly. >> Right. >> Well, they didn't tell us not to sit. down, but they warned us. >> But they said, "Close in 30," which is. another way of saying, "We're not going. to We don't want to do this.". >> That they didn't say that, Andrew. I'm. telling you right now based on my. witnesses, right? They said, "We are. closed.". >> Well, the first witness said 30 minutes. to close. Cat actually said.

>> No, he didn't. >> No, he did. >> No. No. Ramsay did not. >> No, he did. He literally said they said. they're closing in 30 minutes. >> He said was the kitchen is closing. Yes. >> Closing in 30 minutes. >> No, he didn't say that. >> He didn't say 30 minutes. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna I'll call him one. more time. Sorry. >> 30 minutes. >> I have to call him again. Sorry. >> Closing in 30 minutes. >> First ring. >> Hello. >> Okay. You're on bad again. [laughter]. Wait. What did you say again? >> He said uh that he didn't have time for. us. U the the guy he was kind of mad. about it. >> cuz the kitchen was closed, right? >> The kitchen was closed. Yeah. >> Yeah. Thank you. Bye-bye.

>> You're [snorts] leaving the witness. >> I'm not I'm not leaving [laughter] the. witness. That's what he said the first. time ever going to hear it. Yeah. He. didn't say that. I swear to God he. didn't say that. What do you guys? >> Yeah. So, um, >> double jeopardy. >> It's not double jeopardy, dude. Yeah. >> He said the kitchen is closing. >> Exactly. Thank you. So, he changed his. statement. So, he lied. >> Yeah. >> And miss, this is not This is I'm sorry, but that that first witness is going to. be thrown out. >> Okay. I have one more witness. >> But the second witness is fine. That. she's still valid. >> Yeah, she's still valid. And she said. >> the kitchen is closed.

>> is closed. >> Yeah. And would you would you side with. a convicted liar? We usually don't in. this court of law. [laughter]. >> Exactly. Somebody that's known to. deceive. What do you girls think? You. know, you guys are the jury. >> I mean, from our experience with Carlos. at Coachella, he was really. >> We loved Carlos. >> Yeah. >> So, I don't think he's. >> I'm going to side with the jury here. [laughter]. >> Carlos, you're cleared of all the. charges. >> Thank you, sir. >> Bobby, you're going to have to stay. after. >> Carlos was the best at Coach Elli.

>> And he stayed with us the entire time. >> Yeah. wanted to make sure you were safe. >> Good chaperone. And she gave me. mushrooms. Thank you. >> You did? >> Yeah. >> Did you do mushrooms at the show? >> It was a micro dose. >> Oh, it wasn't anything. You didn't do. any, young lady. >> No, he did. She didn't. >> He didn't. >> Who didn't? >> She didn't. >> So, you gave Carlos drugs? >> Yeah. >> She's doing. [laughter]. >> because you literally just betrayed me.

[laughter] by siding with Carlos. So, I. will betray you as well. >> I didn't. >> Yeah. Become Korean and if you betray. me, I betray you. [laughter]. >> All right. Fair. >> This is a It's fair. It's a double. betrayer. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. That has. nothing to do with the case that's. before you. >> Correct. [laughter]. >> You're bringing up a completely. different situation. >> What did she do? >> All right. What has SHE BEEN DOING? >> STOP. >> Now you stop betraying. >> I'm not betraying.

>> Look at me right now, dude. All right. SHE'S SMOKING. >> OH, [screaming] NO I'M NOT. >> Are you really smoking? >> A little bit. >> Then why' you say, "Oh, no, I'm not.". >> Did you smoke right before you came? >> No. >> You haven't smoked one cigarette today? >> NO. >> OH MY GOD. I swear. [laughter] I swear. >> I swear. >> No. Good. >> Good. >> Yeah. Yeah. But so you want me to re I. could reveal other things, too, but I. won't. But I'm just saying I But when.

you betray, right? I betray. >> Betray. I just said Carlos was so good. at. >> What does that have anything to do with. the [ __ ] case of the last weekend? >> Plus, [laughter] that is a betrayal on. its own. >> Yeah, that's a betrayal on its own. >> How come once on this show we can't we. can we go a week without betrayal on. this? >> I know [laughter] exact I know ex one. week. >> I know how you feel. >> I know I know exactly how you feel. >> because I feel like everyone on the show. is trying to betray someone. >> I know I know exactly how you feel. You. get me? I'm a victim of circumstance.

>> We should be lifting each other up. >> I agree. >> Yeah. Not bring everyone down. You know. what I mean? It's like I gave you a job. You can't you don't want to do it. >> See, you're not even listening. Look, >> I'm Dude, [clears throat] I'm so. grateful for the job you gave me as tour. manager. >> WELL, DO THE JOB THEN. >> I'VE been doing it. The night before you. were like, "Oh, this is such a good. restaurant, Carlos." Like, you forget. about all the good when one drip of bad. drops down. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. [clears throat]. [laughter]. >> I think my bad stuff is so bad it's like. oil or something. It just ruins.

everything. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, we got an email to Carlos at the. booth. Uh the a production company um. they reached out. It's the production. company that's handling the distribution. for Karate Ghost. [laughter]. >> I But before you push play, I want to. say this, okay? >> When when you're doing a movie like. this, independent movie, right, you take. certain, you know, um. >> risks. >> risk and you go, it doesn't matter. >> Like the risk of the whole film, it's. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter. I can do. whatever I want. You know what I mean? I.

look into the camera. Whatever. You know. what I mean? >> Someone will see it. >> Go. Go. And he's going. It's good. >> It's really good. >> Okay. Go ahead. [music]. Turn it down a little bit.

Look at [laughter]. [music]. him.

Well, you ain't in the big city of. Beijing no more, huh? I am I'm from Mini Rapidas. [laughter]. >> I don't know any other towns in China. other than Beijing and Japan, but that's. besides the point. Now, if you're going. to be staying here for a while, you. [laughter] got to get yourself a form of. transportation. Okay? It's it's big out here. It's too. far to walk. >> Wow. >> And I can't be sle you around every day. wherever you need to go. >> I understand. I am sorry for the. inconvenience. [laughter]. >> It's all right. I mean, I don't mind.

doing it. >> today. I'm happy to bring you home, but. it can't be an everyday thing. I mean, I've got I've got stuff to do. >> Yeah, I know. I I'm getting acromated. [laughter] Sorry, but surely. Hopefully, it'll be sooner than later. I'll tell. you that. I don't mean to be harsh. You. know, I like you. Now, the dojo is a. staple of our community, and well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to. take it over. >> I want to thank you for welcoming me. into the community. [laughter]. Everyone has been so kind.

Well, everything [laughter]. >> except no nothing. Never mind. I think. >> you too. >> They they. >> you're doing a sinners. [laughter]. Well, this town is uh there's some. things about this town. It's. Well, this place is just unique. Okay, I'll tell you about it another time over. a beer. How about that? >> I would love a beer. [laughter].

>> Well, I got to head down this lonesome. road here. >> Got to get me home. So, [snorts] you. have yourself a good night. >> Drive safe on the ransom road. [snorts]. Heat. Heat.

>> [music]. [laughter].

[snorts]. >> He's a white belt. [laughter]. Wow. [laughter].

>> [music]. >> Can I help you? Ah, sorry to bother you. Are you the new. town sensei? Oh, that's great. [snorts] That's great. You know, we heard a lot about you. Heard you're pretty handy with the sword. there. Anyh who, we thought we'd stop by and uh.

welcome you to the neighborhood. Okay. [snorts]. I don't want no trouble. [laughter]. Don't want no trouble.

>> [music]. >> Thank you. [laughter].

>> [screaming]. >> Laura. [screaming]. >> Wow. [groaning]. [screaming]. [laughter].

>> [screaming]. [snorts]. >> Bobby, [snorts]. >> what do you want? If it's not me killing. you, I don't have much else to offer. My. time will be up soon.

But I must say, you are a fine warrior, [music]. but you are not the best. Before we were samurai, we were [music] trained in the art of. karate. by the greatest sensei who walked this. earth. He's no longer with us. >> [snorts]. >> But his spirit still lives on [laughter].

and he protects us. And he will. avenge his pupils. [snorts]. >> [laughter]. >> What was that? Ghost,

where are you? [laughter]. Ghost, [laughter]. where are you? Ghost, where are you? Where are you?

>> [snorts]. >> Okay. [snorts]. [laughter]. >> [laughter].

>> There's a lot you got to learn about. this here town. [snorts]. >> You saved him my ride, Sheriff. Well, couldn't have you go dying without us. sharing that beer together. I suppose the round will be on me.

>> Hell, [snorts] I'd like that. As you can see, we got much to discuss. We must celebrate the demise of that of. a worry being. [snorts] Celebrate? Yes. Demise? Not quite. You see, that spirit's haunted this town.

here since 1868. [laughter] And I didn't. do much to it other than get it off you. or get it away from you for a little. while. It'll be back. In fact, they sent. in some of their best men without any. warning. You had no prep whatsoever. And. you took them out with ease. Well, that. gave me hope. I always thought you were sent here for. a reason. And now I know that to be true. Finally, someone will defeat. Karate Ghost.

>> Wow. [laughter]. >> Did you make that? >> No. >> What the [ __ ] did you just say? Did we. make that? Yeah, we shot that. I drove. all the way out to the desert after. landing. I had four hours of sleep and. Mccon and I and a crew of incredible. people shot that. >> I I had a two-day shoot. First day we. did with stunk eyes and a bunch of blood. effects and everything. And second day. we had a few hours with Andrew and he. drove out to Joshua Train. We shot that.

like two weeks ago. >> Wow, it looks so good. >> Take that film school. >> Wow, you are talented. [laughter]. >> Did you like it? >> I I thought it was shot so well. Mone. shot that. >> He did. This is M. This was McCon's. baby. All I did was show up. >> and uh. >> for 4 hours. >> No, you did a whole day. >> No, this was a whole day. So, you liked. it? >> You like Karate Ghost? >> Karate Ghost was so good, dude. >> Should we show the clip of me giving you. the note? >> No, no, no. Bobby will love this. You. will love this. >> Okay, I want to see it. >> Okay, so wait, time out. Look at this.

>> You just heard I was traveling 4 hours. of sleep. >> Mhm. >> So, 4 hours. I had to wake up and drive. two and a half hours in LA traffic to. get out to Joshua Tree. >> I can't even believe that you would even. drive out there. I did this for you. >> Why'd you do Why'd you slam that? >> I killed this fly that's been buzzing. around the studio literally. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah. Thank you. And by the way, as I. hit it, [laughter] I smacked it. >> Are you karate ghost? >> Yeah. >> So, Bob, so then we're in the car. >> Okay. I can't I want. >> Wait, wait. This is the end of the day. >> Okay.

>> It's been a long [ __ ] day. >> Yeah. >> There is no food within 50 miles. >> Yeah. >> And so I haven't really eaten anything. They were going to get Chipotle and I'm. tired. It's like the It's in the 11th. hour. Mhm. >> And he's in the back of the car. This is. why I know you're going to love this. This is you and me to a tea. >> Okay. Go ahead. >> Now, go ahead. >> In the beginning, you should be able. >> Oh, yeah. Turn that off a little bit. >> Pause it. >> Look at me. HE'S GIVING ME NOTES. >> OH MY GOD. >> STOP. WATCH. >> In the beginning, you should be a little.

more embarrassed that he's driving your. >> Look at my face. >> Other than that, everything's great. [laughter]. >> I don't get any acting notes. ears. [laughter] Don't even walk away, dude. Not even. [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's out of pocket. Insane. Have you ever done curve your. enthusiasm? [laughter]. Have you done The Office? Have you ever. done five sitcoms? Shut your [ __ ].

[laughter]. >> Have you ever done film. major motion pictures? Watch your. [ __ ] mouth. [laughter]. Oh, okay. Great. >> Are you ready? >> Yeah. I'll try. >> Wow, dude. That was real, too. >> No. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> No, it wasn't. >> That What? You're just in. >> He knows I was [ __ ] with him. No, it. was. >> because also he took the note. >> Yeah, I did the note. >> Oh, you did the note. >> Yeah, I was f I wanted to play with him. in front of you know why? Cuz he was. doing director thing in front of his. buddies. >> and I was going to stomp on his neck in.

front of his friends. But of course, I. did the [ __ ] note. I just wanted to. make him feel it for a second when he's. going. He's got real directory at some. point, right? And I let it go all day. and then in the car I was like, "That's. it, >> dude." It It's, you know, here's the. thing. >> Doesn't it give you hope that this. little tiny crew can do We can make. >> The cone can direct. So can Andreas. Okay. I can't do the notes. >> Oh, right. No, we. >> Yeah. So, it's like And I'll probably. come off in the movie like not good. because I didn't take any notes.

>> [laughter]. >> And I cuz I refuse to take notes from. these two, >> right? That it's going to come across. bad because there if it was like. Tarantino, >> right? >> Oh, yes, sir. >> What if it's a DP you respect that we. get a DP? >> No, no, no, no. I can't because it's. coming coming from them cuz I know the. whispers [laughter]. >> and they go to the DP, >> right? And then the DP comes to me and. goes, "Can you do it more?" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I know that it's all from. them. You're right. >> So, there's no way I can work with them. in that way. >> So, we won't do it. >> Yeah. >> I just thought. >> Unless you give me no notes. I I will.

say this, this was a everyone that. worked on it, fantastic job. Everyone. put their neck out for this. They did it. on a low budge, on a shoestring, and on. a whim. They slept at this house. overnight in the desert, like like. literally four to a bed cuz they wanted. to make this. And everyone, we. appreciate this was just a fun little. bit we wanted to run with you to show. Karate Ghost. And McCone had the idea. I. said, I'm down to shoot it. We got one. day to do it. >> Incredible. >> And we had one day and and everyone did. a great job. >> That's one day a shot. That's. >> well two days. I I did one day with him.

and they did the stunts and all that. stuff they did. He had a stunt guy come. and do all that flips and they all that. [ __ ] It was nuts. Do you have any other. grudges to hash out before we take off? >> I think we're good. >> Girls, do you want to say anything. before we go? >> Well, they're doing live streaming. >> Oh yeah. >> Wait, what? >> No, we had to stop it cuz the PC wasn't. >> I know. But you're going to do it. >> Wait, you guys are doing you're you're. doing like uh Twitch? >> Yeah, a little. >> What are you doing on Twitch? >> We're playing games. >> Games. >> Okay. [sighs]. >> What? >> I'm a little concerned about the. community. about our community or the. community in general? >> Asians.

>> Oh, here we go. >> No, no, no. I'm No, no. The Twitch thing. I'm unfamiliar. I'm ignorant. >> It's huge. >> I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm just. saying a piece of it with the girls. streaming uh feels a little dangerous to. me. Like the creep are crepos on there. saying stuff to you? >> Not really. >> No crepos. >> No. But they were flaming us for the. quality. >> Doesn't it feel like would go? It feels. like a place that creeps would sign on. That's everywhere on the internet. >> I know, but this is them live for. creeps, you know? Live for creeps.

>> Yeah, but it's not like we're we're just. wearing. >> the channel. I'm not saying what you're. wearing. I'm saying creeps weirdos. So, nobody says not gross [ __ ] Good. >> Don't cuz we'll [ __ ] find you. We'll. find your IP. We'll trace you and we'll. kill you. >> I just don't like that the li because it. reminds me of what's the thing where. ugle migle. >> Yuck. It just feels like it's it's like. a breeding ground for weirdos to do. weird [ __ ]. >> Who's Mookie Bet? [laughter]. He's. >> He's probably one of the greatest.

baseball players alive right now. >> Does tomorrow have to wake up early and. meet Mumuki Brett? >> You're saying this as if I set it up? [laughter]. >> We're going to bowl at his house. >> Oh, you're doing it, too? >> You're doing it because of me. >> Oh, I didn't know who Mookie Pets was. >> Exactly. >> You're an idiot. He's a great baseball. player. He's like one of. >> Oh, I'm sorry. is the support that I'm. not I'm familiar with. I apologize. I. knew Daryl Strawberry. >> You did? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, I want to hear more about the. streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man. >> Okay, good. So, we're doing that. You're. going to meet me tomorrow,

>> brother. You're meeting me. Come on. [laughter]. >> You know what? I choose not to now. >> Don't go. I don't care. I I invited you. >> Yeah. I don't want to do it. >> You're doing it. >> See? Well, then be more grateful. >> I don't need you. I'm doing it because I. think it's fun. I'm going to do it, too. >> Correct. >> Let's move on. >> You're welcome. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. [laughter]. >> Perfect.