Do It Again, You’re Out of the House | Ep 308 | Bad Friends

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are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> Whoa. >> Don't. Is mine facing the right way? >> Yeah, it is. >> Why do you have makeup on? >> Cuz I'm going out after. >> She's going to go. She's going bowling. >> Wait, who are you going bowling with? >> Her friend. >> and some friends. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You going out on a date? >> No, just friends. >> You're going out on a date? No. >> Yeah. You're fidgety. I know you're. going out on a date. Who's the guy?

>> No one. >> Welcome back to Bad Friends. >> The one that she likes is in Hawaii. >> Oh my god. >> Right. The one that you like is in. Hawaii. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> AND SHE [laughter]. >> You have a crush on him. That's all I'm. saying. [screaming]. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. and Rudy,

>> you're on a different wavelength than I. am, dude. [laughter] I I don't KNOW IF I. COULD DO IT. >> You're overwhelmingly. welcome back to Bad Friends. [laughter]. >> Yes, I'm. I'm a fangi. And this one is a cardinal. That's. Where are the dithium crystals?

Where are they? Rudy, >> where are they? >> Rudy, >> I don't know. >> Where are your boyfriends? Where are. your BBC boyfriends? [laughter]. >> Welcome back to Bad Friends. It's our. >> sixth year anniversary. >> You want to go inside my black hole? [laughter] Welcome to my black hole. >> Oh, welcome. There's poo in there, [laughter].

>> dude. Six years we've been doing this. fun show and bringing you guys fun. >> Star Wars, [ __ ] [laughter]. Star Wars, [ __ ]. >> Don't do it. It's. >> I'm Darth. I'm Darth. [laughter]. >> What a night to have. It's a Star Trek 6. year anniversary. We've got Rudy Jewels. over here. Beam me down, dog. >> There it is. Hell yeah. >> Yeah, dude. The variation of the. shocker.

[laughter]. >> Yeah, I got it. He's got it. >> Did you see Bad Bunny or what? >> I love juice. [laughter]. >> Whoa. What's yours say? >> Did you see Bad Bunny? >> I saw Bad Bunny. You know what? You better sing at least one song from. him.

[laughter]. >> Such a good performance. >> I saw Turning Point. [laughter]. >> I did. It was great. >> I was on True Social, baby. It was, you. know, was Kevin Spacy did a little. number. He wore [laughter] a tuxedo. He. did a little dance. He had a He had a. top hat. You know what else? John Voit. did a um scene from Midnight Cowboy. [laughter]. >> Whoa. >> Yeah, it was great.

>> That was awesome. >> It was awesome, dude. >> Yeah. Well, I saw Turning Point. >> While a lot of Americans were watching. Bad Bunny ruin the halftime show, Bobby. and I were tuned into Turning Point to. see Kid Rock the stage. >> Yeah. >> What's up, America? Yeah. >> Sick of these liberal turds. And that. lady that took eighth in American Idol. She was great, [laughter] too. >> She was great, >> dude. Bad Bunny ripped. >> He ripped, dude. >> So hot. >> He's so. >> He's a hot guy. >> He's a hot guy. Yeah.

>> Just walking through the good actor, too. >> You know, my favorite thing about the. Bad Bunny thing that made me laugh. >> at the behind they had a market place. like like a little a little convenience. store in the background and it said, "We. accept EBT." I was like, "That's so. funny." Yeah, >> it was in Neon. Did you not see that? It. was so funny. EBT accepted at the Bad. Bunny halftime show. >> Super Bowl was one of the worst Super. Bowls I think I've ever seen in my. entire life. >> I didn't know who played. Who won? >> Nobody. Nobody won. Everyone lost. It. was Seahawks. Who won? >> Seattle did win.

>> They did. Yeah. >> Well, good. Congratulations to Seattle. >> Who cares? I don't care. >> Shitty Super Bowl. >> It was boring. What I'm more interested. in right now. >> Yeah. >> is how bad I feel about last night. I. boned you. >> I boned you bad. I boned him good. I. feel bad. He [ __ ] me. >> Well, I feel So, >> so here's Can I tell? >> Yeah. >> Go ahead. >> No, we went to the premiere of Goat our. new animated movie that Bobby and I play. the announcers, Chuck and Rusty. Please. go see Goat. It's out February [snorts]. 13th. >> Yep. >> I think. >> Yeah. Two days ago. >> Two days ago. It's out in the theater.

still. >> Please go see it. >> Yeah. You finished it, right? >> Yeah. You went home halfway through. [laughter]. >> They didn't even sit us in the same. theater. >> That's what pissed me off. I was alone, right? Sitting there, but big bag of. popcorn. All the celebrities are like. far away from me. >> You guys could have taken us. >> Huh? >> You guys both have plus ones and you. could have taken us. >> Oh, we could. There was so many. Yeah, we could have. No, we [laughter]. couldn't have. It was sold out. Sold. out. So filled. >> Did you like it? >> I loved it. >> I love it, too. >> I actually thought it was awesome. But I. called you afterwards. >> Your you your voice came out first. Do.

you remember? >> What do you mean? >> In the beginning of the movie, I could. hear your voice in the background of the. far background. >> In the background. And it was I was. like, "There's Andrew.". >> "But you got the biggest pops.". >> "No, I didn't.". >> And one of the guys son said to me at. the afterparty because we have friends. that have kids that showed up. And I was. like, "Did you like the movie?" And he. goes, "Yeah." And I said, "Did you like. the announcers?" He goes, "Uh, yeah.". And I said, [laughter]. and I said, "Which one did you like. more? Did you like the big one or the. little one?" And he goes, "I like the. little one.".

>> I said, "Good. That's good. >> That's good." Cuz he plays the little. tiny one. You ripped. It's it honestly. it's it's cute and sweet and funny. Yeah. I hope people go see it. It's a. fun animated movie. Bring your. >> bring your. >> So, the way the way he [ __ ] me was so. then Saturday night uh. >> well, time out. First of all, that night. after the movie, we're supposed to go to. a little after a after get together. Nick Croll, all these people that are in. the movie go. I call him. I say, "Where. are you? Are you lost? Do you not know. where to go?" It's literally in the same. complex. >> I'm already at home. I'm in bed. >> Yeah, I was already in bed. >> He bailed halfway through the movie.

>> I was alone. One of the women working. there goes, "Your friend left.". [laughter]. I said, "Where did he go?" She goes, "I. think home. He got He got in his driver. car and he left.". >> But then we were told the next night was. like a rap party, but it was a. screening. >> No, it wasn't. >> During the day was. >> I know, but this is what he says to me. This lying bastard. Okay. >> Well, it's not a lie. It's what I was. told. It's what I was told. They were. like, "Screenings all day and don't. come." Spank. My boy Spank. Shout out to. Spank. Spank goes don't need to go. It's.

a screening. Anyway, I get a call going, you know, a car is picking you up at. 6:15. I go, "Where are we going?" He. goes, "You're going to the rap party, so. I'm going to go." Right? And then, right, the car arrives. I'm talking to. Andrew. Andrew goes, "It's not a rap. party, dude. It's another screening.". >> Right? So, I went up to the driver and I. gave him some money. I go, "You know. what? You can go home. It's I don't want. to go to another screening." He leaves. and then like 30 minutes later, he calls. me back. I go, "Oh, no. It is a rap. party." [laughter]. >> And I'm like, I'm gone. You're gone. >> Sorry. I didn't go. I stayed at home. I. watched Plurbus. >> Have you seen that show? I haven't.

finished. >> I might finish it. >> Oh, bro. It's great. >> I like the ending. >> Wow. It's good. Yeah. >> No, but I but Bobby goes, I gave that. guy 200 bucks and he I made him leave. I. was like, well, you don't want to go to. rap party anyway cuz it's just a bunch. of drunk people standing around. >> I wanted to go. >> Should have gone. I told you to go. [laughter]. >> Dude, you [ __ ] me. WHAT ARE YOU. TALKING ABOUT? >> YOU could have called your manager and. said, "Can I get another car?" And they. would have sent you. >> Yeah. I'm not yet. No. >> See, >> no. I'll tell you why. >> It could have been fixed. >> It's not It can't be fixed, right? Because those drivers were specifically. They know what to do, you know? Right. You know that, right?

>> Is that your mom as a [laughter]. >> That's insane, dude. >> That's insane, dude. >> That's your mom. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> the She's yellow, dude. Put the. >> Wait, what is that in Star Trek World? What is that called? Who is that woman. she's playing? >> No, this is the locker room for the. guys. And we just put up. >> Oh, yeah. Jerk material. I get it. That's insane. That's your mom. [laughter] Hey, can I have that frame? >> That is actually amazing. Yeah. Your. mom's tits are that big, actually. >> Yeah. She What?

>> They are. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> But if with that face, would you? >> Oh, yeah. >> Without face. >> Without? >> Yeah. Okay. [laughter]. >> Rudy, be good. >> I am good. >> No, you're not. You know what's so. funny? When you put on face makeup like. this, when you put on face paint like. you're going out for the night, I know. it's cuz she's going on a little secret. date. >> Yeah, >> you are. >> I'm just hanging out with friends. >> No, you look like a colorful coconut. >> Colorful [laughter]. coconut. You're like when Tom Hanks. painted the coconut to have sex with it. in that [ __ ] The Island movie.

>> Wilson. >> Yeah, Wilson. >> You're Wilson. Your new nickname is. Wilson. Everybody online, call Rudy. Wilson, please. [laughter]. >> Wilson. >> Oh, that was so good. >> That's you, Rud. >> That's [laughter] you. >> That's cute. >> Where are you going after? You going. bowling? >> Yeah. Highland Park. >> Oh, you're going to Highland Park Bowl. Fantastic. >> She's been going out all the time now. >> Now, what time does she get home to the. house? Sometimes 4 in the morning. >> Gross. >> Yeah. >> Did you see it on the ring or whatever?

On the cam on your camera? No. No. He. just hears me because he's also awake. >> Well, he's playing. He's playing games. >> Yeah. I was like, w I wander around in. the kitchen. >> But when she comes home, do you. interrogate at all? Are you ever like. what's been going on? >> She immediately starts yelling. [laughter]. >> You do. You get mad. >> You're like, "Where'd you go?". >> Yeah. Where'd you go? I I HAVE EVERY. RIGHT TO GO OUT. [laughter]. >> I GO OUT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M LIKE, "ALL. RIGHT, RELAX." GOD. Jesus Christ. [laughter]. >> No, BECAUSE HE STARTS SAYING. >> THAT TONE. >> YEAH. >> He starts saying, "Why are you out so.

late?". >> Why are you out so late? >> Cuz I can be out late. >> No. No. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm concerned, right? Would. you? 4 in the morning. >> 4 in the morning. Yeah. I'm concerned. Here's the difference. You can do. whatever you want. Doesn't mean you. should or have to. So, what are you. doing out at that late? >> Well, the last time I just went to the. beach with friends. >> I don't like that. >> And then I go, "Who did you go to the. beach with?" He goes, "My friend. Hillary." And then Pause. Lie. >> And then a bunch of guys. >> Yeah. A bunch of guys. >> at 4:00 a.m. At 4 a.m. Yeah. >> Let me tell you something. My mom used.

to say to me, "Nothing good happens. after 2 a.m. You should come home." So, what are you doing between 2 and 4 a.m.? Something bad is going on. >> You smoked weed and then smoking weed. >> Are you smoking weed now? >> Just a little bit. >> Gross. >> You're a bad weed? >> No, it's not. What do you mean it's just. weed? >> Just a little bit. >> It's just meth. It's just crack. It's. just. >> I'm not doing other stuff. That's how it. starts with the weed. It starts with the. weed. >> I'm so shocked. >> Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway. drug. >> The gateway drug.

>> Statistically, most people who use hard. drugs use marijuana first. Poundforpound. Marijuana and adolescent. brain development because the teenage. brain is still developing until the. teenage. >> until the mid20s, which you're not in. your mid20s. >> You want tough love? >> Tough love. >> I'LL GIVE YOU TOUGH LOVE. YEAH. YEAH. You do it again, you're out OF THE. HOUSE. >> OUT OF [screaming] THE HOUSE. >> YOU'RE OUT OF THE HOUSE. [laughter]. >> I GOT A nipple piercing, TOO. WHAT THE. [ __ ]. >> OH MY GOD. >> NO, YOU DIDN'T. [laughter]. >> WHAT?

>> YEAH. [laughter]. >> That's unbelievable, dude. >> You're really pissing us off, [laughter]. man. >> What do you goth now? >> NO, I'M NOT. It's just fun. >> No, it's not fun. >> It's gross. It's gross. >> Oh my god. You know what? She's She's. She's going to have tattoos on her face. from now. >> Neck tattoos on the way. Yeah. >> Face tattoos on the way. Teardrops for. the dead homies on the way. [laughter]. >> I can't believe you did that. >> It wasn't painful. >> No, that's not what we're talking about.

>> Who'd you get it with? Your friend. >> Hillary? >> Yeah. Where? At a mall? >> No, at the tattoo shop. [screaming]. >> BAD PEOPLE HANG OUT AT [laughter] THOSE. PLACES. >> Is that where you get your weed? >> No. >> YOU [laughter] GET YOUR KIT PIERCED AND. A BOTTLE OF WEED? >> YEAH. >> Guy who doesn't know about weed? Yeah. >> DID YOU GET A BOTTLE OF WEED and your. titty pierced? >> Yeah. >> At the tattoo shop. >> Did you get a car OF WEED? [laughter]. >> HUH? >> Who gave you that s that that that.

sinister s sinister weed? Who gave it to. you? >> Did you snort it? [laughter]. >> I heard the kids lately snort it. >> They put it in their ass. >> Yeah, they do. >> They'll put it right in their ass. >> Yeah, they rub it on their eyes. [laughter]. >> It goes straight to the brain. >> Where are you buying the weed? >> I'm not buying. I just um. >> Oh, YOU HAVE A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND. >> SHE'S GOT A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND. >> SHE'S GOT A DRUG DEALER BOYFRIEND NAMED. RAUL. [laughter]. >> HUH? RAUL. >> Probably listen to Bad Bunny. >> Yeah.

[laughter]. >> Oh, what else DO YOU DO AT NIGHT? [laughter]. >> That's it. >> Piercing your tit. You're smoking. [ __ ] pot. >> Drugs. >> at the beach. And by the way, Hillary's. not a REAL PERSON. [laughter]. NO, YOUR MOMMY HAS MET HER. >> I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HILLARY. CALL her. right now. >> Never even seen or heard of her. >> Call Hillary right now. >> Yeah. Who is Hillary? >> Put her on the line. >> I met her. >> Oh, shut up. This sounds like Hillary. Clinton. >> OH, IT IS. [laughter]. >> IT'S HILLARY CLINTON. >> OH, YOU MEAN one of Epstein's friends?

>> Yeah. >> Hillary Hill Dog. The sinister suit. wearer. >> Answer. Hillary. >> If she doesn't answer, there's no. Hillary. >> She's not answering. >> No, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> Cuz you're calling your mom. [laughter]. Yeah. >> And she's not picking up the phone. Yeah. You put your mom's a random girl's. face on the [ __ ]. >> Let me leave a voice message. >> When you have finished recording, you. may hang up. >> Hillary, >> excuse me. Um, we heard about the.

marijuana, >> the weed, and. >> yeah, the breastices being pierced. >> and the boob piercing. We need to call. back. >> Call back ASAP. >> Call back. >> We need to talk to you about Jesus. Christ. >> Yes. The Lord and Savior. >> Your Lord and Savior. Right. We need to. talk about discipline. That's right. >> Right. And if you want to get scared. straight, we'll scare you straight. >> I'll scare you real straight, pal. >> Pal, >> listen here. >> Yeah. You know what? Don't call Jules. ever again. >> Don't ever again. [laughter]. Don't ever call her. >> She's not your friend. Right now. influence. >> The path of life you're living. >> Yeah. >> is like scoliosis. It's all crooked. Yeah.

>> You want to get straightened out, pal? Yeah. >> You got to come see us. The bad friends. And let me tell you something. >> Yeah. Tell them. >> Let me tell you something. >> If I catch you listening to Bad Bunny, [laughter]. if I catch you listening to. You're going down. [laughter]. >> All right, let's She better call back. >> She better call back. >> It's a new world now. We're living in a. time. >> Tell us, Messiah. >> We're living in a time when someone like. Rudy. >> Oh, wise woman. >> flippidly flippantly [snorts].

talks about drugs and tit stuff. >> And her friends, imagine what they're. doing when they're not joking around. Haha. This is funny cuz haha podcast. >> No, I'm being real. Let's be real. Yeah. >> You're playing the devil's game. You're. playing the devil's game. >> And you're playing right into his hand. >> Yeah. Like this. >> Right. >> Rudy. >> The [laughter] devil's game. >> He whispers in your ear. >> Rudy. >> Okay. >> You're playing the devil's game. >> You are. >> Yes. >> Yeah, you are. You are. >> You are. Okay. >> How? >> Yeah. >> We just smoke sometimes. >> Wait a minute. Did you get your boob. pierced when you were stoned on. marijuana or drunk on alcohol?

>> No. >> Liar. You were sober. >> Yeah. >> 100%. >> 100%. >> 100%. So, you you went to the tattoo. parlor, you walked in, you lifted your. shirt up, you put your tit out, and you. let some some creep some creepy devil. man. >> Was it a man or woman that did it? >> A guy. >> Oh, [laughter] wait. Wait. A guy, right? What? You're 14? >> I'm [laughter] 24. >> I'm 24. >> You're 24 still. Some man slid a needle. through your breast in front of other.

people and you think, "Fun time, Saturday night." Yeah, I don't mind. showing my boobs. >> Oh my god. How did he hold it? [laughter]. >> What? >> How did he hold it? >> He just did that and then he stuck the. needle. >> I don't I. >> He hates women. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. He's a misogynist. Misogynist. >> He's a misogynist. Any guy out there. that's willing to uh uh deform a woman's. breast is a misogynist. And this man is. in this man. >> I gave him consent.

>> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Because you felt pressure because. of a power struggle. >> Hillary made you do it. >> Hillary. Hillary. She did it. >> Yes. You kept going. >> Are you sure? >> No. I got. >> cool people are doing it. >> Do you want to be a real American, >> Bobby? [laughter]. Be a real American. Right. >> Do you want to be a real American? >> Oh, say can you see? [screaming]. [laughter]. >> Let me tell you. Does Hillary have her. breast pierced? >> No, she didn't.

>> Okay. So, so does anyone in the circle. have their boob pierced? >> No, just me. >> Why did you do Why are you the ring. leader? >> Because I got bored. So, I told her, "Let's go to the tattoo shop. >> GET A HOBBY. >> GET a [laughter] hobby. >> BAT MITTEN.". YEAH. YEAH. >> Play jacks. >> Curling [laughter]. cards. >> Yeah. Something. >> Darts. Shuffleboard. There's so many. other knickknacky things you can do. other than. >> Yeah. But this is fun, too. >> No, that's not. >> Are you going to get a tattoo? >> She is.

H. >> I Let me guess. A pentagram. >> Yep. [laughter]. >> No. Yep. >> What is the devil's game? >> Devil's game. >> I want like a my whole back. >> What do you want on your whole back? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. But something also on my. chest like a tribal. >> Oh my god. What? >> Hawaii. [laughter]. >> Hawaii's got her, man. >> Yeah, it's Hawaii. >> It's going to be Hawaii. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All your aunts. I used to date one of. them. >> Correct. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Right. She's got tribal tattoos. Yeah. >> And it made her crazy sick.

>> That's why I'm no longer with her. >> That's right. >> You're right there. >> Yeah. >> That's Kala. That's [laughter] Kala. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's Kala right there. >> That was a picture of Kalila when they. were going out. When she was going out, that was when she was heavy. >> Have you seen the news? Hillary answer. >> Get it. >> I'm excited. >> Hillary to Bobby and wants to talk to. you. >> Oh no. Not. >> Hillary. Yes. What are you doing? >> I'm home.

>> You sound like you're on drugs. [laughter]. >> Are you on drugs, Hillary? >> I don't do drugs. >> You Oh, you don't smoke marijuana? You. know, >> you smoke marijuana? >> Never heard of that in my life. >> Really? >> All right. So, when Jules is smoking it, she does it herself? >> Yeah, I do it by myself. >> Hillary. [laughter]. >> Yes. >> Do you smoke drugs with Jules. >> sometimes? WHY' YOU LIE TO US? [laughter]. >> Did you influence her? No, I influenced. >> it. Did you influence her to smoke.

marijuana? Hillary, are you are you. dating some pthead that drives a. souped-up Honda Civic? Is that what. you're doing? And he's going around town. with a loud muffler. >> Is that the guy that you're hooking up. with? Taking her to tattoo parlor. getting her tits pierced? [laughter]. >> Did you convince her to get her titty. pierced? >> I did not. Did who else got their tit. pierced in the group? >> Me. >> Okay. Hillary. [laughter] Hillary. Give. it to me. Hillary. Hillary. It's Uncle.

Bob. >> I'm right next. >> Did you see [laughter]. Can I talk for a second? >> I'm pissed. >> Yeah, I'm pissed, too, dude. I'm so. pissed. Did you see Avatar Fire and Ash? [laughter]. >> No. >> You didn't? >> No. >> Well, they instead of going to the beach. and doing drugs, why don't you go watch. that movie? [laughter]. >> I'm just giving you options of what else. you could do. You know what I mean? Right. >> Well, it was just a girl. Did you see. Melania? Great documentary. >> Great documentary. [laughter]. >> Is it not great? Oh, say. >> can you see?

>> Wait, you should go watch Melania. >> Melania. >> It's very good. >> It teaches you about work ethic. [laughter]. >> It teaches about principles. >> and immigration. >> And immigration. Immigration. Big. >> Yeah. Yeah. And also shoes. >> You like shoes, Hillary? >> Yeah. >> Okay, good. >> So, she got her boob pierced, too. You. lied. Yeah. >> You also got your tit pierced, Hillary. >> No, I'm just kidding. I didn't. >> No. Okay. >> H. Funny joke. >> That's funny joke. Yeah. >> I got a tattoo instead. >> What tattoo? >> What's a tattoo? >> A fairy. >> A fairy. >> Oh, you mean a you mean a satanic. symbol? >> Yeah, it's Yeah. Yeah.

>> Cuz fairies look up fairies satanic. symbols. >> You're into Smurfs as well. [laughter]. >> Smurfs are satanic. >> Smurfs are also satanic. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. A fairy has a there is no singular. official fairy satanic symbol, but. [laughter]. >> Yeah. But yeah, >> horned goat. Horned goat headed bafftt. symbol of the Church of Satan. >> It's not a goat. It's a fairy. >> It's a trickster fairy puck. >> WAIT, IT MIGHT NOT BE a fairy. Is it. Clay Aken? [laughter]. >> Cuz he's a fury, too, >> right?

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getting tattoos. Look at Do any of your. friends have these tattoos? These are. satanic symbols. >> No. No. >> This looks familiar to me, pal. Time's. running out on you guys. >> If you pick out one of those tattoos, we'll all three get them at the same. time. [laughter]. >> Really? >> It's got to be one of those, though. >> The one in the top right looks like the. medical symbol for like an EMT. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We should do a lip tattoo. >> What is that? >> Oh, what do you want to say? >> Yeah. What do you want to say? >> Yeah. I don't know. >> exactly. >> Yeah, you got to figure it out. >> Do a baby girl. >> Oh, that's a terrible [ __ ] idea. >> Yeah.

>> Whoa. >> A little stegosaurus. Thought about that. lot. Wild. No, I don't like that. [snorts]. >> You know what's really funny? My friend. Hillary. >> Wait, what does it say? >> Killed. Kissed by you. Killed by you. My. friend Hillary. >> 40 years later. Grandma, what's that say. on your [laughter] grandma? What does. that say on your lip? >> This says Ihe heart BBC. >> [laughter]. >> Daddy. That one says daddy. That's. awful. >> That's awful. >> My friend Hillary, who you guys met when. we had Guy Fieti here, has Flavor Town.

inside of her lip. >> Well, she was made to do that. >> Yeah, that was her thing. Yeah. No, but. but honestly, >> what's Flavor tongue? [laughter]. >> This You need to get educated, girl. >> What? >> Into America. >> You need to stop with the tit piercings. and get educated. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Stop watching Euphoria. >> That's a bad influence. Euphoria. >> Well, that's the problem. That's what. they're doing. >> That's what they're doing. watching. Euphoria. What are they watching? >> They're And they're probably watching uh. They're probably watching Heated. Rivalry. >> Heated Rivalry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Just gay stuff. >> I love Heated Rival.

>> Yeah. You would? >> Yeah. >> You also love it, too. >> No, he doesn't. >> I did love it. >> You did like it. [laughter]. >> It's gay propaganda. >> I did love it. Yeah. Yeah. >> The the Look at the song in the middle. of the show. Gay is cool. Gay is the. way. Be gay. Hey. Hey. Hey. That's the. middle of the show. They just break out. in a song. >> I didn't see that part. >> Really? [laughter]. >> Oh. Yeah, I saw it. >> I saw it a couple times. I didn't. >> It's cool. Gay is the way. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Just gay propaganda. >> What was that church when he goes um.

[laughter] uh celibacy is cool. What is. that? >> Celibacy is cool. >> Oh, all the kids were like chanting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> Don't have sex, just cast checks. [laughter]. >> I didn't find that video. Uh. >> celibacy is cool. >> Is that celibacy or Yeah, >> virginity is cool. >> Yeah, virginity cool. Yeah, virginity is. cool. >> Virginity. [laughter]. Let's watch that. >> Come on. Ready. >> Come on. >> VIRGINITY IS COOL. COME ON. COME ON. >> VIRGINITY IS COOL. Come on. COME ON.

VIRGINITY IS COOL. COME ON. COME ON. >> VIRGINITY IS COOL. Come on. COME ON. IS. >> they do look cool. Yeah. >> Imagine this is looping in your head as. you're hanging yourself. [laughter]. VIRGINITY is cool. Come on. [laughter]. >> Virginity is cool. >> And you know what? Virginity is cool. It. is cool. >> And here's why. >> Yeah. >> Because you know who You know what. virgins don't do? Pierce their tick and.

smoke pot at the beach. >> Amen. >> Like a [ __ ] deviant. Like a devil per. like a little devil person. And that's. what the devil does. He goes, "Come on, Rudy. Come to the beach with your tits. pierced and smoke pot by the water." I'm. telling you, we are disappointed in you. as our daughter. It really bugs me. because we wanted you to blossom into. like a young woman with goals with with. um with. >> I'm going to school. >> [ __ ]. >> She is going to school. >> I'm doing my masters.

>> But tell them what you're. >> what are you mastering? >> Yeah. >> Environmental health. >> Fake. >> It's fake. >> Fake. >> Oh, this tree is sick. [laughter]. >> Is that what you're doing? Look at this. planet. So gray and falling apart. >> Fake. That's fake [ __ ]. >> It is really boring. But. >> yeah, go get them. Go get some. >> These titanic plates are shifting. [laughter]. >> What do we do? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> We can't do [ __ ]. >> If they're going to shift when they. shift, >> am I not right? Earthquakes and whatnot. You can't stop it. >> Quakes are going to quake be quaking.

>> Yeah. >> El Nino's coming back next year and you. can't do [ __ ] about it. >> There's nothing you can do about it. Are. you going to fix that? >> I'm not going to fix anything. >> Okay. So, what's what's the what's the. [ __ ] What do you do as your with your. masters? [laughter] I don't know. I'm. still learning. It's my first week. >> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. >> IT'S MY FIRST WEEK. [laughter]. >> You just picked IT ON A CHART. I WHAT. DID YOU HOW DID YOU PICK? >> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT? [laughter]. >> YEAH, >> DUDE. >> OKAY. The first day of class, what do. they say? >> I don't even know. >> Well, [ __ ] We're done.

>> You're not going to class, are you? >> I am. >> NO. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> I AM GOING TO CLASS. [laughter]. >> SHE'S GOING TO THE BEACH. >> YEAH. >> Smoking weed with her tits pierced at. the beach. You pig. >> Pig. Let me say something to you. [laughter] How many classes are you. taking? How many classes are required? Three classes. Three classes. What are. they called? >> One is occupational health, one is. >> microbio, and one is. >> um. something also risk. >> Something also risk. >> Good. I'm glad you I'm glad you're.

paying attention to something risk. A. key word to something you want to know. what's going on. Something also risk. >> Occupational something risk. Occupational hazardous risk. >> something like that. >> I'm telling you honestly. >> that's a master you need. >> That is a masters. That's. >> the microbiology is cool. >> Give me something you learned in. microbiology. >> Pons in your head. They make you really. sick and can be technic technically. called virus. And like the pregnant.

women that likes to eat that has. cravings of like dirt. >> Wait a minute. Pregnant women that want. to eat dirt. >> like craves dirt. That's because they. also have some kind of prons. >> Pregnant women crave dirt. Look at. Fancy. He's losing his [ __ ]. >> Where were you? Three years ago. [laughter]. >> Go into all. Hold on. Let me see. Zoom. in. Craving dirt during pregnancy. Condition known as Pika. >> Oh. >> Eating disorder involving urges to. consume non-food items like soil, clay,

ice, laundry starch. [laughter] This is. nutritional deficiencies such as iron or. zinc. So this is real. So what do you call it? Pre pron. >> That's what my professor. >> Well, it's pika. We see it's known as. pika. >> Primary linked to deficiency. So women. are out there just eating dirt. >> Yeah. They crave it. They want to like. eat it. >> Yeah. We see this is why we have. >> Do you crave dirt? >> No. [snorts] I'm not pregnant. >> Okay. >> Yeah. You better You better [ __ ]. >> Andrea, did your wife crave dirt? >> Yeah. I didn't know what it was, but.

[laughter]. it was great for you. >> Why are you going to the garden every. day, sweetie? [laughter]. >> Flowers out there. >> Your wife was doing laundry and eating. laundry at the same time while your. daughter was being born. >> Wow. >> Wait, did your wife have any crazy urges. when she was pregnant? >> Not really. No, [laughter]. >> but eating dirt is un. >> Except for that. >> Yeah, she was eating a lot of dirt. Well, your house is made of clay, so. that is that does work out. That's.

pretty good. >> Sixy year bad anniversary, by the way. And I want to say thank you to all the. fans. Let's take two seconds to say. thank you to all the fans for your. loyalty, for your fans. We appreciate. you. We love you. You've been along for. the for the ride. And here's something. interesting. Look at this. >> My life my life would not be the way it. is now without your my fans. >> No, it's Thank you so much for your. support. And we really love you. So, thank you. >> I'm being genuine. >> I am, too. We we met this idiot when she. was in high school.

>> 18 years old. >> Yeah. >> She was 18. She came on the show. >> as your liaison to make sure that you. didn't go um get cigarettes or go to. food. And you did anyway. >> I did anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And here we are six years later with the. crew. Added McCone and added Carlos. Actually, the original crew was us and. fans. >> Yep. >> Do you remember the first episode you. did? >> Yeah. I was so scared. >> You were scared? Yeah. >> God, it's at the time. No one was. listening though. Were they? We were at. that other the old place. >> Old studio. >> over there. Old studio. That old [ __ ].

>> Rudy's first appearance on Bad Friends. Rudy Giuliana. Rudy Jewels. First. appeared on the Bad Friends podcast. early 2020. Recurring guest of a beloved. figure early in the show's run. She. frequently appeared in many of the. earliest episodes. Her presence became. established as a staple rather than a. single formal guest debut episode. Even. AI knows how [snorts]. how important you are to the show. But. does AI know you're piercing your tit by. the beach? Probably not. >> It's gonna be in your wiki. I'll tell. you that right now. >> Significance. Yeah. What did you got? What is that? Yeah. Show us. What is. that? >> All right. [snorts].

[clears throat]. >> Uh-oh. >> Uh-oh. >> Incoming messages. >> Incoming messages. Incoming. >> Hey, just want to say congratulations. >> Hello. >> To Andrew and Bobby on six years of bad. friends. Look at how tight my face is in. this small little hood. [laughter]. What? Not as small as Bobby's eyes. >> Hello, bad friends. Congratulations on. six years. Y'all are my favorite podcast. to go on. Thank you to Carlos, Andrew,

Rudy, Fancy, and Mone. And no thank you. to Bobby. Just kidding. Uh, thank you. Bobby is awesome, but I was just doing a. playful roast. [laughter]. >> Hey, [ __ ] I want to wish you. the Bad Friends podcast. Congratulations. >> She's still alive. [laughter]. >> Andrew, buddy, I love you. Give me my. booty call next week. And also Bobby Lee. >> Look at that dildo on the back.

>> New year, >> a brand new me and I'm forgiven and. everything like that. Bye to your stupid. ice [ __ ]. Godamn [ __ ] you guys. >> I'll [ __ ] kill you lady. [laughter]. She really does it. >> Bobby Andrew, congratulations. years of. Bad Friends. Trying to figure out a gift. to get you that really kind of. celebrates who you are and just how. unique Bad Friends is. I think this hits. it. >> There you go. [laughter].

>> Happy 6y year anniversary. >> Oh my god. >> Congratulations. on achieving this amazing. >> Is he detained? Is this in a. >> You all know this by now. >> He's been deported finally on podcast on. the whole planet. >> Joe Frogan who? As far as I know, I. haven't experienced a single episode. yet. [laughter]. >> So, let's keep it going. And thank you. for being a bad friend. >> I love him. >> I love him. >> I miss him. I miss him. >> I was able to go 30 seconds without.

making fun of Andrew. [laughter]. >> Amazing. >> Oh, you love this guy. >> Damn. >> Hey, Santino and Bobby. Shy Guy. Uh, I. just wanted to wish you guys uh a. congratulations. Six years of bad. friends. Uh, way to go guys. Big. congrats. And this is a little off. topic, but um, when I was a kid, my dad. used to duct tape me to the basement. wall and throw darts at me. [laughter].

So, have a great happy anniversary. Happy freaks, [laughter]. dude. >> Wow. Amazing, >> guys. >> Blessing. It's a blessing. [applause]. Yeah. >> How do you feel? >> Good. Six years later. >> Six years later. Now, >> let's talk about um what this did for. your life, bad friends. >> Yeah. Changed your life. >> I know you you made a list of 20 things. So, go ahead. Go ahead. [laughter]. >> You got I got 25. >> Yeah. Yeah. I have 50, but she said 20.

Oh, wow. So, let's start with you. 20. things. How bad has helped you and. helped your life? >> Very good. >> Um. Um. friends. >> Yeah. >> Family. Mhm. >> Um, >> what? [laughter]. >> It's a It's a list. >> Well, it's helping you. Can I help? >> No, I'll just say one. >> Go ahead. >> I think it made me really confident.

I think it made me not think too much. about what people think. It made me. >> feel just like it's okay if I have an. accent. It's okay if I I don't know. sound stupid. It's It's okay. And I feel. like it really helped me just be. comfortable with myself. >> Oh my god. I think that's that really is. true. >> I think you become more yourself than. anything. >> That that almost made me cry. >> Since the day that you cleaned that. knife, I think something clicked.

>> No, because I saw her perform in the. main room at the comedy store. >> I No, I'm being real. Yeah. Yeah. >> And I I slid in the back and I saw Jules. on stage and she was so natural. >> She was doing it. >> Yeah. Yeah. She was on stage. I mean, that's a legendary huge intimidating. room. >> Oh my god. >> Right. And there and like if you think. six years ago, there's no way she'd have. been able to do that. >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Bad friends changed uh changed all of. our lives, but changed your life truly.

You like became your own. >> Yeah. >> Confident, [snorts]. >> you know, a little. >> I know. >> Yeah. >> On the edge. >> A little edgy. >> On the edge. You know, not everyone goes. I don't talk to anybody. Six years later. I'm tit I'm piercing my tits. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> But I am proud. >> Yeah. >> That you become your own. >> Mhm. >> And and also this takes we want to take. the opportunity to tell you that it's. time. >> time for you to move out. >> Yeah. We're ready. >> So um you have till Friday. >> You have Friday. So, you're going to. leave. You're going to move out of the.

house. >> What about the dogs? >> Don't worry about the dogs. >> Going to go to the pound. [laughter]. >> YEAH. >> WELL, HALF OF THEM THEY'RE going to put. to sleep, [laughter]. >> right? >> Yeah. >> And then some of them are going to take. it to the pound. Pound. Going to go to. the pound. >> I know. Actually, there's one guy named. Tran who's going to take it. One of the. dogs. >> Tron. >> Tron. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Ping. Ping. Tran. >> Tran is Tran. >> He has a restaurant. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I don't know what he is going to. do with the dog, but anyway. Um, >> Tron. >> That's Remy. Remy is going to go to the. Tran. Yeah. Yeah. And so out by Friday.

Yeah. And um all of it. I want my car. back. >> Yeah. Car back. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. You car? Yeah. Yeah. >> Dude, you really have had a great run. >> It's a good run. >> It's been nice. But you're done. >> How about you? >> What. >> about your. >> My experience of six years? Incredible. >> Shopify. >> You know what? We have an online. business. Without Shopify, we have none. We have nothing. We have zero. We have. nil. >> That's right. >> Right. We love Shopify. >> We do. And you can get started with your. own design studio with hundreds of.

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I've gained from this show, like the. love that we've got from this show, the. people that I've earned from this show. that I've gained. Uh the fans, the fans are [ __ ] unreal. I think. it's the coolest thing we've ever done. the the I've [clears throat] said this. before. I'm gonna be corny, but I but. this changed my life in the best way in. a way that I could never have dreamed or. or even hoped for. It was the greatest. it's been the greatest moment in my. career. And if and if this is the. greatest thing I ever do, that's awesome.

for me. If I never do anything bigger, better, more impactful in the comedy. world, this has been the greatest thing. that's ever happened in my career by a. landslide. It brought you and I closer. as friends, as brothers. It it I don't. know. It just did something for me that. I'll never ever ever be able to um top. no matter what it is. That's a fact. I'll never be able to top this. The most. fun. It's the most fun I've ever had in. my entire life. It's been the best ride. So hopefully that'll be the [ __ ] Is it.

my turn? I could do the gratitude thing. >> I WAS [laughter] WAITING. I WAS GOING TO. GO, MAN. >> SORRY, MAN. I'm sorry. I WENT ON. [screaming] AND ON. >> I'M SORRY. I apologize. Go ahead. It was a good ride, man. [laughter]. That's all I have to say, man. Good. ride. >> Yeah. What are you, Johnny Depp? What. are you doing? Oh, >> man. We're good. Cool, dude. Are. >> you tweaking out? [laughter]. >> Hey, man. We [ __ ] did it, dude. >> This changed your career. >> This changed your career. >> What career, dude? >> What's up, man? I'm free. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Can you imagine what this life would be.

like without bad friends for you? >> Not as good. >> Well, uh, >> not as good, dude. How [ __ ] insane. what you went through. Friday. >> Your dad dying. A relationship ending. [laughter]. >> I can't do my [ __ ] gratitude. >> Sit down, man. [laughter]. >> Are you still on Moi? >> I know. I can't. >> You got to increase the dosage. [laughter]. >> I quit taking it three weeks ago. >> I know. Well, cuz I can tell it's. wiggling. >> I know. It's wiggling. >> so fast.

>> Well, because so fast. >> Immediately. Immediately. >> Cuz I saw the Wgoi commercial in the. Super Bowl and I said, "Bob's on that.". And somebody goes, "Still?" And I go, "I. don't know." Yeah. I don't think so. >> It's changing, dude. >> It's changing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's a return of rapid return of. appetite, increased cravings, and for. most years, significant weight regain. >> It's cereal for me. >> It's the best. >> At four in the morning. >> What is it? >> I do three different now kinds. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are they? What. are the kinds? >> Okay, so I do. >> What's Bobby Lee's triple? >> We already talked about the life. Cinnamon. Cinnamon Life. >> What? >> Yeah. Golden Grams.

>> You're probably going to like You're not. going to like the other one. >> First two are good. >> All right. Frosted Mini Wheats. Get. [ __ ]. >> Get out of Get out of my What are you. What are you 60? >> Yeah. Almost. >> I'm 54. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. And um. and then sometimes I do Coco Pebbles. >> Love. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What's your favorite cereals? >> Three. If you had to combine three. cereals, what do you eat. >> in the Philippines? We had Coco. >> Oh, here we go. Here we go. We have B. We have Bad. >> Boco Crunch. >> Coco Crunch. >> Oh, you had Coco Crunch. >> Coco Crunch. It was just.

>> the Milo one, too, though. >> Milo. We love Milo. >> It was just mud, but it was We call it. Coco for [laughter] Crunch. Little balls of m. >> that one. Cocoa crunch. Co. >> Oh, it's different than our cocoa. crunch. It's still Nestle though. >> Yeah, it's got to be good. Yeah. Coco. Crunch. >> Cocoa Crunch for you. >> And Froot Loops. >> Froot Loop. >> Fruit Loops. >> Fruit Loop. Fruit Loop. >> Yeah. >> Is it a toucan or a bat? >> Do you remember when Froot Loops was a. um. >> a Mandela effect? >> The bird. Oh, >> don't don't look it up. >> Drives me nuts. >> Yeah. >> Well, it's like I learned today.

>> Yeah. How How do you know what Froot. Loops? How they spell Froot Loops? >> Froot Loops. >> Yeah. Very good. >> Very good. [laughter]. >> Six years, you know, for cruising. >> Yeah. What is it? >> Fruit. >> Yeah. F R [snorts]. >> FR. >> UI. >> No. O. >> F R O O T L O O P. Fruit loop. >> It's how you guys would say. >> Fruit loop. Fruit. Fruit loop. Look.

It's fruit loop. It's not spelled like. fruit. It's spelled fruit. fruit loop. Look at that. Do you know that? >> No. >> It's a Mandela effect. You know what a. Mandela effect is? >> Some people think it's like a different. way and some people think it's something. else. >> You remember it. You think you remember. it one way, but it actually was never. that way. There's one that [ __ ] me up. today. I watched a Mandela thing on. TikTok today. Crazy you brought it up. >> Suspenders. Suspenders or not on Mickey Mouse.

>> Yes. Look it up right now. Mickey Mouse suspenders. He never had. suspenders, but I remember Wow. >> him having suspenders. >> Okay, I got one. >> I got one for you. Hold on. I got. another one that's gonna [ __ ] up. >> Can I do one now? >> No. [laughter]. >> Yeah, please give me. >> You're the curious George. >> the monkey. >> Does he have a tail or no tail? >> He's got to have a tail. >> Yeah. >> Does he have a tail? >> Yeah. Look it up. >> He does? >> Yeah. Look it up. >> Wait, cuz you tricked me cuz my mind was. going to say maybe he doesn't have a.

tail. >> He does. Wait, he does not have a tail. >> He doesn't have a tail. >> When he's walking with the guy, he. doesn't have a tail. >> That [laughter] guy. Wow. He doesn't. >> He doesn't have a [ __ ] tail. >> Did the park ranger take it? >> Yeah. [snorts]. >> Oh, wait. Zoom in. >> Yeah. >> Is he a gorilla? >> Zoom in. [laughter]. >> Zoom in. >> Does he look like a gorilla? >> A baby. >> Look what he has. Yeah. He's got his. nipple pierced. [laughter]. >> Probably a pot smoker. >> You know the tail's jam jammed in his. ass. >> He tucks it. He's a tucker.

>> I get you. Give me give me a Mandela. >> Um the uh um Monopoly man. >> Yeah. Ask me. >> He's running with a bag of money. >> Yeah. >> Monle. No Monle. >> No Monle. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. No Monle. [snorts]. >> Look it up. Monical or no come Monle? What do you think? >> No. >> So he never had one. That image of him. running with a bag of money. >> Yeah. >> See the one right there? That the right. one. >> That for some reason people all thought. he had a Monle. >> I did too until I looked up. I know all. the Mandela effect. >> Oh, you know them all. >> Yeah. That's why I said it. See, but he.

used to have a cane. >> Yeah. >> But he never had a cane in this image. The cane was years later. He actually. never had a cane in the original image. >> I always thought he had a monle. >> I know. I thought he did, too. That's. Mr. Peanut. >> Yeah. >> Mr. Peanut looks very similar. >> Can I do my gratitude list? >> Yeah. Do the gratitude, please. Will you. do it right now? >> All right. So, um, [snorts]. >> please. >> So, when we went to the premiere, you. know, I mean, you know, we went and. there was like it was at the Century. City Mall, right? >> What a weird place. >> And there was like that those sea of. kids, you remember? >> So, Boys and Girls Club. >> Boys and Girls Club. And when I came. out, the place went crazy.

>> Yeah. >> Chanting my name. >> Yeah. >> And it's all from bad friends. >> Well, it's every your whole career. >> I know. But no, it No, but it it was. essentially the last seven years of my. life. >> Yeah. >> Which is this has been a big part of, you know, it's I remember when I after. MAD, um Paulie told me, "Dude, you're. never gonna make it, dude.". >> Yeah. [laughter]. Yeah. He goes, "Dude, if Mad didn't do. it, dude, none of this is going to do. it, dude.". >> What an [ __ ].

>> And now and then now he's now he says, "You made it, dude." [laughter]. >> Okay. >> You know what I mean? So, it's like you. could just kind of feel just you could. feel it in the in the wind in the in the. streets. >> Made a long time ago. >> No. No. I I don't think so, dude. >> But Bad Friends H was solidified. The. the little kids the little kids from. Boys and Girls Club. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Cuz I remember you you were signing. their shirts and all that. >> They lost their mind for Bobby. It was. It was so funny, man. They were like, it. was it was fandom. And you're talking. kids. Like they never saw Mad TV. Like. they weren't alive. These are these are.

9 to 12 year old kids. >> But they were losing their minds. They. were having so much [ __ ] fun. It was. cool. >> You don't believe us? >> No, I believe him. I'm here for all of. this. You can thank us for this fame. >> Whoa. [laughter]. Like you just show up and sit down for. 90 minutes, but a lot goes into it. So. [laughter]. >> this is what you do. >> This is what you do. All right. >> I do. I say. >> I can do. >> He does it. I do that. [laughter]. You do that. This is what you do. That's.

the booper. >> ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M BASICALLY I'M. BASICALLY YOUR MANAGER, DUDE. >> This is what you do. This is what you. do. Yeah. Come at six. [laughter]. >> Why don't you thank Why don't you give. some gratitude fans for the. >> Yeah, that you three have some. gratitude. Let's. >> Well, no, no, no. Let's hear Fancy. Most. importantly, he was here from the very, very beginning. >> Beginning. There's There's not a better. middleman than you. >> Thank you. Um I think I got that. >> cuz remember in London. >> I had a dream once. [laughter]. >> No. And that dream is. >> and thanks to. >> it's not dead just like Martin Luther.

King. [laughter]. >> I had a dream. >> and it was like what can I aspire to? And it's like can I be the better. middleman and you made it true? [laughter]. Thank you. [laughter]. Oh [ __ ] [laughter]. You feel good? You feel good, dude. You deserve it,

man. [laughter]. >> You're the best middleman, dude. >> You're the best middle ever. Okay, Carlos. Words of affirmation, words of. wisdom, words of peace, words of grace. >> Best job ever. Um, my first job in LA. was driving escorts. [laughter] And my. last one is working with y'all here, and. I love it. >> Kind of the same. >> Yeah, >> pretty close. >> Um, so thank you, Bobby. Thank you, Andrew. I appreciate it. Thanks for. having me on. I saw I came on episode.

87. >> 87. That was your first. Yeah. Wow. >> So, it's awesome to still be. >> I feel like you've been here forever, like since the beginning. >> Well, essentially, right, cuz what what. what 52 weeks, right? So he did within. the beginning of the second season, second year is when he came on. >> No, >> the only reason he didn't come on. earlier is [clears throat] because we. were on a restrictive cast because. >> co. >> co we couldn't nobody want we couldn't. have people at the studio. >> Yeah. Who was who was doing it? It was. just you, right?

>> It was just Fancy alone in a clim. >> Well, I remember under the stairs and. then and then George would come. sometimes. We kick him out fast. >> Pete then came. >> Then Pete came. Pete. >> You remember Pete? >> I love Pete. >> Throw croissants at him. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Remember that? You used to throw. croissants at him. >> You call him Peter Chocolat. He go Peter. Chocolat. He throw chocolate croissant. at Pete. >> We love Petey. >> Yeah. >> Petey and George would come on and then. after after CO wiggled its way from our.

psyche when we were sick of the. [ __ ] that's when he joined. >> And McCone, you're a newbie. You're only. two. >> It's coming up on three. >> This will be the third year. >> Wow. >> When Sickler was on, that was the first. time I was here. I was mentioned. >> Yeah. You came in in that tough year. >> Tough. >> Yeah, that was a tough year. >> It was hard. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. It was a lot going on. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You're We're grateful to have you guys. along for this ride. Mone and Carlos and. Fancy. >> and uh also you,

>> the Jewels. Also, the Jewels more than. anything. >> We've had great guests. >> Yeah, it's been crazy. Yeah, we've had. the last couple years we've had great. guests. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> When they said Jack Black wanted to do. the show, I was like, >> you had Cena. >> Has he seen the show? >> John Cena. >> Yeah. And Efron nuts. The the world uh. has been crazy. And we're going to. continue to do the show for the fans. because it's the most fun we've ever. had. It is by far. Yeah. And I do think. I'm making a slight prediction, >> but the fall of the [clears throat] fall. of 2027, which is a full year and half.

away, >> we'll do a Bad Friends Global Tour. >> Really? Yeah. Our last one. Our last. one. >> Our last tour together. I think we'll do. one big. >> The last one was supposed to be our last. one. >> Yeah. >> But we'll do one final. >> We'll do [laughter] one more. Well, that's what all good bands do. You know, >> you have to You have to be on tour with. us. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. You really do. It's only fair. >> Can we go to the Philippines? >> Yeah. If we can sell tickets. >> Yeah. >> And also, Fancy has to come. >> Are you working on another baby? >> No. >> Be honest.

Because we can't take you if you have. another kid. So if you have another kid, you gota you can't because we're. childless, you know. >> Yeah. >> We're sloths of the street. >> We're child We're childless trash. >> Yeah. It's better for you guys. Focus on. work. >> Oh, is that facicious? [laughter]. >> You being a smartass. >> You just got a citizenship, dude. Don't. make us take it away. You better calm. down. Okay. >> You guys showed up for my special. I. remember. >> you did. >> That was really sweet. >> Powerful. Now you guys were backstage.

and. you know I thought that you know you can. you can get in your head and go oh that. was bad or whatever. >> because you know you you know you get. off stage you're like I could have done. this better this and that and then you. guys were like no that was you know I. mean I just the affirmation. >> made it clear I believed you. >> when you guys said that it's good I. believed you. >> sometimes I don't believe comics. >> I well. >> good set I got yes. >> comics no but these guys are these guys. these guys are are friends and they'll.

tell you the truth. They're not on stage. every night, >> you know. >> Yeah. >> So they they they really mean it when. they say it. >> Finally. >> Finally. Yep. >> Finally. >> Should I We It's not really etched in. stone. We can think of another one. >> I think finally is so good. But I think. it's finally. >> You think so? >> Finally with two. >> I don't like play on word [ __ ]. >> Really? >> I don't. >> That's kind of like the whole punny. >> It's what we do here at this show. >> I know, but I'm not in my own personal. life of punny puns. >> No, finally. Finally is very is very. poignant. Anyway, just finally, I think.

finally. >> Yeah, it's beautiful. >> I'll say this. What's really going to. happen is. >> tell us. >> the year will be met with great strife. and struggle. Lot of wild [ __ ] going on. right now. >> It's already bad now though. >> I know. But it's going to chill out at. the end of the year because people will. be sick of the nonsense. >> I don't know, dude. >> And they'll go, "What do we need to. break up the year?" and they'll say, "Finally, >> Bobby Lee, it's been a long It's been a. long wonderful fun ride.".

>> When you re Oh, yeah. Okay. >> I I just remember that mo that There's. little tiny things that happened on the. show that I'll never forget. You saying. the joke of Thumble. Thumb's one of the. funniest jokes you ever said. I laughed. >> harder than I've ever laughed. In fact, we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's. house. >> We revisited because a WGO ad came, a. commercial came out of the Super Bowl. I. said, "Bob's on WGOI." And I say, "I. remember when he was on Ozmpic and he. threw up for the promo for the Halloween. episode two years ago." Yeah. And you. puked right there in the front room. Yeah. And I laughed so [ __ ] hard. I. laughed. I couldn't stop laughing. I.

thought you were goofing around when you. were like, "I don't feel good." I was. like, "You're being a bitch.". >> But at the time, you weren't laughing. >> Yeah. I was cracking up. You seeing the. >> You thought it was just I never laughed. He heard you laugh louder when I fell. >> It's the funniest moment I've ever. >> When you fell in the roller skates is. maybe one of the funniest. No, but you. throwing up in the hallway got me so. good because the first couple times I. was like, "Oh no." But it kept coming. I. couldn't stop [laughter] laughing. >> Dude, I was so sick. >> I had to walk in the other room. >> Oh my god. I was so sick. >> Yeah, but now look at you.

>> I know, but fat again. >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You're not fat again. >> Yeah. I'm just getting rolls. >> But you got off of Wiggoi. Why'd you. stop using it? >> I just got so nauseous, dude. >> You were tired of the nausea. >> I'm just Yeah, but now I just got new. medication for the nausea. But now I'm. on Lexapro. So you're on ant. >> So I'm on so many different things now. It's like, you know what I mean? So I'm. like afraid to. >> Who's prescribing? >> My psychiatrist. >> Well, maybe you should change. >> No, Lexa Pro is really working. >> No, but Lexa Pro. >> I couldn't come the other night. That. was the scary part.

>> I know. I remember. So Lexa Pro. [laughter]. >> Lexa Pro off. So Lexa Pro on, WGO off. >> Yeah. >> Anti-nausea medication on. >> Oh, no. Off until I'm back on WGO. >> When you go back, you can do that. >> I think tomorrow is the day [laughter]. >> you go back. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's you don't it's it's. it's like a low humming nausea, >> right? It's like you're not going to. vomit, but it's like a kind of like a. light sickness that's in your gut. >> I don't like that. >> Right. And you're just walking around.

with it. >> and it's just like. >> I was just tired of that. Yeah. >> You know, >> I'm back on creatine, which is crazy. >> What's that? >> Creatine. Creatine [clears throat]. is a very long researched longuse. product you use for post exercise or. well, I mean, I use post exercise. Some. people do it pre, but it uh I found out. some of the health benefits of creatine. outside of like muscle building and. stuff. >> for the brain. I used to take it when I. was in college and I worked out a lot. and then I stopped. But then the look. out the the health the brain benefits of. creatine. It's actually amazing.

>> Do you need a prescription for that? >> No, brother. Creatine you could buy at. the store. It's just, you know, >> improve short-term memory. >> I mean, I'm on real medications and you. brought up creatine. [laughter]. >> Like that was weird. I take vitamins. >> All right. It's like, >> well, I told you maybe maybe you. shouldn't be overly prescribed uh drugs. >> Yeah, it's it's a little startling. because I now cuz I have I'm on rolin. >> Yeah. See, this is my thing is they want. to throw everything at you. >> I have so much. I have rolin now. Lexapro also a tennol. >> Is your penis working?

>> No. >> I can get erect because of Bluetooth. >> Yeah. Where is it? >> It's not on the spaceship. >> Do you have one of those little things. uh that says Monday, Tuesday? >> Oh, Bluetooth. >> No pill. [laughter] Monday Bluetooth. >> A pillc case. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. A pill case. >> You have a pill case? >> No, but I have like a row on my It's. It's a system. >> Yeah. So, it's a pill case. >> I have a system. Yeah. >> But [snorts]. >> I just don't want to take a lot of pills. anymore. >> Yeah. I I You don't know if I need it. >> I think if the Lex Pro helps, that's. good. Are you on any medication at all?

>> It is helping. I don't Are you on it? >> Yeah. It You know what? It stops some of. the ruminating thoughts. >> Yep. Because I have these things that. reoccur in my head course and I'm in a. mental nightmare. >> What you on Lex Pro as well? >> I've been on it for like five years now. >> And on prep, right? You're on prep. >> No. Although a doctor did recommend that. to me once. >> You might be. >> He was like, you should probably get. into this. >> You might get under prep cuz you do. What is prep? >> It's gay people take. >> It's not for gay people. It's for people. that have hi people that are uh that are.

um at risk of getting HIV at a higher. level. >> Yeah. >> Huh. I said gay people. >> You people. [laughter]. >> You're people. >> Yeah. There's fun stuff that gets you. AIDS. >> That's what I'm saying. So, you could. catch HIV. >> Wait, so if you take it, you you're it. >> you're you can't get it. >> You can't get It's preventative. >> Preventative. Yeah. But I haven't I'm. not on prep. That's. >> I know. But what what are the What are. the um side effects of that? >> Uh having too much fun at Hamburger. Mary's [laughter]. on a Wednesday. Nausea, headache,

diarrhea, fatigue, and abdominal pain. >> You already have those, so you fake it. >> Yeah. [laughter]. So, what we want to say is. >> thank you for being a bad friend.