Coffee In the Pool w/ the Island Girls | Ep 327 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> What's going on with you today? You feel. like you're uh Yeah, you're very uh. Miyagi today. >> That's the Sunday. >> Teach us Miyagi. >> What? I woke up and it's like um you. know when you have one foot in the past. >> and one foot in the future, you're. pissing on today. >> Wow. >> I'm living in the moment. Got that from. >> Are we going to do a bunch of Chinese. proverbs now? [laughter].

>> I'm not doing Chinese proverbs. I'm just. saying that I had I saw a bumper sticker. driving over here. Made me kind of mad. [snorts]. >> What did it say? >> It said uh if you drive um if you get. near me, I drive slower. >> Oh. >> So, I want to bump a snooker in my front. window. It says, "Well, then I'll crash. into you.". >> You just have to drive in front of them. after you see it. >> Yeah. I I went to the side just to see. what they look like. >> What did they look like? >> It's an old white lady. A carrot. Ew. >> Ew. Karen, pass. Stay hydrated.

[laughter]. >> Look up how many babies born in 2026. named Karen? Like nine, probably. >> Yeah, >> I think that ruined the name Karen. >> Yeah, Adolf is ruined. >> No, no, that one's back. >> Adolf is back. Oh, >> what does it say? How many babies named. Karen? >> Plummeted. The name plummeted. >> It plummeted. >> It fell out of the top eight. >> Pullpot. >> Pull. Yeah. >> Yeah. Pull. Yeah. See if Pot. >> Psey. See? Yeah. Pullpot. Zero. >> Zero. Zero. Zero. I I created a name.

Zero. >> Why? How? >> Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a. name. >> Um. >> You can't beat You can't beat Zero, dude. >> Yes, I can. >> That's a I mean, I'm that I'm champ. right now. >> How many babies? >> I'm [ __ ] name champ right now, dude. >> How many babies in 2026? >> You can't make up a name that no one's. ever had like. Hitler. >> No, no. Just say a name in the past that. >> how many people in 2026 were named. Gangghis Khan. >> Gangas.

>> No, you said Pot. >> Uh, Gengher in the top thousand recorded. by Baby N. Yeah, but it's still not. zero. >> Yeah, but Pole would be a name that. would be a baby. But you said Pot. >> You said Genghask Khan. >> Yeah, Genghaskhan. >> Yeah. Okay. All right. >> That's what I'm saying. All right. Zero. babies named Gangas in 2024. >> Well, but if I ever a baby, that's what. it is. Gen. >> We're tied. Genghask pot. >> All right. Gangas pot. And that's it. All right. We t We're tied. We don't. have to play that. Well, there's no way. to go lower. >> Okay. >> Yeah, there's no way to go lower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, I saw Obsession last night. >> Did I not tell you it was good?

>> Mhm. >> Did you think it was good? >> What did I I called McCone? >> Why you Tell me. >> I I called I called Mone. I went and got. pizza. I called Mone. >> Yeah. >> What did I say? >> Terrible movie. What did you like about. this movie? What was good about it? >> And then he goes, "Ever the Contrarian.". >> I did. >> You said that. Ever the Contrarian. Douchebag. [laughter] Douchebag. And I. go, "What are you doing?" He's like, "Hold on. Sorry, man. I met karaoke. I. have to go back in. They just picked my. song.". >> Yeah. Did you go to the place on. Wilshshire? What was it called? The. monkey bar. What's it called?

>> I don't know. But it had a bunch of. Egyptian stuff in it, but it was. >> It's called Brass Monkey. >> Brass Monkey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Well, I was close. There's monkey in it. >> I mean, BC Boys, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Brass Monkey. There's one on. wheelchair. >> Monkey monkey. >> Yeah. And it's a huge. >> It's a massive carrier. We've been. there. We've been there. Yeah. >> You didn't go to that one with How many. private rooms was it? Like a row of. rooms? It was a lot of private rooms. >> Yeah, maybe that was it. >> Oh, it's in Korea Town. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've been to that one. >> It was fine. >> downstairs. And then they have the the. girls that you can bring in. >> Why?

>> Why not? >> Dudes only. >> That's the question you have to ask. yourself. [laughter] Why not? >> Why not? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you asking why. always? They always say why not? You. know what I mean? >> But why is what does that have to do. with karaoke? >> I don't know. But Koreans, they just do. that. Come on in. [laughter]. You know, sit down. >> Anybody's allowed it. >> Yeah. No, but you know how they what. they what do they call them, Carlos? >> They're like They're like They're like a. >> No, >> I was gonna. >> that hang at your table. >> No, they're not gishes, dude. This is. not Japan. No, here in America. >> No, they have hostess girls.

>> Hostess girls, that's all. Yeah. >> How did we not get that? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Host Yeah, they're hostess. >> They're hostess girls. >> Yeah, they're friends. >> Come on. >> Come. >> Yeah. And then they they they try to. sell you on a, you know, a really. expensive bottle of whatever. >> and they flirt with you, right? >> And you guys sing together. You buy the. bottle. >> You buy the bottle. And then they just. disappear. I don't know. They're like. ninjas. >> They're notas. They're ninjas. >> They're apparitions. >> After you you pay the bill, they're just. gone. Gone. >> Why don't you love me?

>> Yeah. Um. >> I did not I unfortunately wasn't a big. fan. >> Did uh your wife like it? >> No. >> You weren't You didn't like it? >> I I I thought. >> it was a good pre I'll tell you this, a. good premise. Very good premise. But we. were hanging they they hung the film on. the premise. Uh, and there was no great. twists for me. There wasn't enough where. I was like, "Whoa, >> I didn't Oh, wow." And then my biggest. point that I made down the phone to him. was. he breaks it and he says, "I want Nikki, whatever her last name is, to love me.

more than any one or anything, one of. the two things in the world.". >> That didn't justify the behavior. To me, it should have been a clever phrase that. would have been gray enough like, "I. wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me." I. said that when I walked out. >> You got your writer's hat on. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Wouldn't that have been better? >> You got to take it off when you go to a. movie. >> Couldn't live without me. Something big. >> I Yeah. Something that was like Okay. >> Chaos. >> Okay. >> Also, oh, you didn't you didn't think. she was going to feed him the cat.

>> Yeah. She packed him lunch. Saw that. coming for [ __ ] 50 miles. >> Yeah. And also, when your cat dies, you. don't keep it near your house. >> Bury it. No, you call like when Remy. died. When my dog died two, three months. ago. >> Well, you enshrined him in a throne. He's in your living room. >> I know. I understand that. But you had I. had him mummified. >> It's lock and key. >> Yeah, you gota Yeah, you take the meat. out. [laughter]. >> You got to take the meat out. >> Yeah. Yeah. You got to put him in a. funny position with a tuxedo and a hat. You know what I mean? [laughter].

>> Which is what I did. But my point No, I. didn't do that. We had somebody take. them. >> to a facility and he's we we got his. ashes. >> You're like, what the [ __ ] is he doing? Not keep Did he bury it in the backyard? I don't think they showed anything like. that. We are doing spoilers, but it's. been out at this point for, you know, two months. So, >> right. Anyway, um. >> No, I I what I enjoyed was. >> You weren't scared at all. >> No, dude. I'm a 43y old man. I wasn't. [laughter]. >> wasn't scared. >> Okay.

>> Oh, the girl being like, you do that in the studio. [clears throat] here. >> I know I do that. I I know I do that. I. know. >> It's not that crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I have ticks. >> Yeah, you do. >> Yeah. Oh, here's another I I um and I'm. going to offer McCone some money and. this is what the deal is. If you want to. hear my new thing, >> um I've been for some reason Bad Friends. and other my podcasts have been popping. up in my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, with you know the things I. want to watch, which is why Carlos.

>> uh like people in Africa doing things. [laughter]. >> Football clips and people in India doing. things. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like I like you know. you know and but for some reason comedy. is like coming up. >> Oh good. >> Like when you see your friend doing. standup you just you go fast right? >> I shut my phone off. I [laughter]. >> if I see someone I know in like a what's. going on? Who's this girl? Yeah. Especially a crowd work kind of video. I. go fast. >> Yeah. I'm out. >> But anyway um I real Well, so I had a. book signing yesterday. [laughter].

>> [laughter]. >> No, I know it's it's real, but. >> it's just such a funny phrase for you to. say. >> cuz most people that book signings, they. wrote a book. >> He's never laughed that much ever. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Okay. Get it out. Get it all out, man. >> What's the book? Oh, the There was. cartoon. >> Yeah. It's not a cartoon, man. [laughter]. >> What is it? >> It's called Literature. >> It's animated.

>> Yeah. Yeah. So, it's a graphic novel. >> It's a graphic novel. >> It's a cartoon. [laughter]. >> No, but it's awesome. >> All right. >> I actually read it, by the way. >> I had a book. >> I read it. It's in our front room. I. read one. >> Okay. >> I only have one. >> Huh? >> I only have one. >> Well, it took a series. >> It took about five minutes. [laughter]. I think Doctor. >> I just say I read it. >> I read it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's not Harry. Potter. You know what I mean? >> I really enjoyed it. >> Yeah. No, you didn't. And I don't care. >> Yes, I DID. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. ABOUT IT. NOW YOU'RE GETTING ME RILED.

UP. I'm trying to be zen. [laughter]. >> Anyway, um. >> book signing. >> And so, you know, one guy said, um, can. you write this? Um, now this is a war, Bobby Lee. And I go, why would you want. me to write that? He goes, it's. something that you would you say. >> you say on the show all the time, >> right? And then I go, what are some. other things I say? You know what I. mean? And then also I'm watching. algorithms. And so there's certain isms. that I have that drive me crazy that I. do.

>> So every time I say an ism now, I'm. gonna give mone $5. >> Oh, nice. >> What's it give me? >> I'll give you those some of the things. that I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Is is that. >> Yeah. Is is that the thing is is that. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Yeah. Can I say something? >> Mhm. >> $5. Yeah. >> No, no, no. >> Oh, no. No, no. As well. >> $5. >> NO. WE'RE SAYING NO, NO. WE'RE SAYING. THEM. >> NO. NO. NO. NO. WE'RE SAYING WHAT THEY. are now. There going to be a time when. then the game begins thousands of. dollars. >> from now on. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way. I'm giving you 25 bucks right now. All.

right. So, I'm just telling let's get. the isms out now and then if I say them, I give Macau and we'll add it up through. time and then I'll give them money. >> Okay. >> All right. So, let's write them out. So, it's I I think two Yas is fine. Three. Yas. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's three. Yeah. >> It's got to be three. Yes. So, if I say. Yeah, that's fine. >> I can say two nos. No, you get one. No, >> I get one. THAT'S [laughter] NOT FAIR. THAT'S NOT FAIR, >> DUDE. THIS IS YOUR ISM. >> All right. This is my ism rule. All. right. So, are you writing it down,

mate? But I want to see it on a on the. thing. So, >> yeah. Um, can I say something? >> Can I say something? >> Which I don't even know that I say that. Do I say that. >> all the time? >> Okay. The thing is is that. >> Yes. >> Right. That's another thing that I say, right? What are some other things I say? >> Go Whoa, dude. >> Oh, I DON'T I'VE NEVER SAID WHOA, DUDE. GIVE ME THE LOOT. >> YEAH, I haven't said give me the loot a. long time. Give me the loot. I haven't. said that a long time. That kept what? >> Your urban Bobby. >> Yeah.

>> That whole thing like whenever there's a. black person around some octaves change. in your voice. >> No. No. I We can't do that because I'm. being You know what I mean? I'm trying. to get to the rhythm and their their. energy like vibe. It's a vibe. I'm. vibing. >> You do have to match that. >> Yeah. You have to vibe. >> Yeah. That's got to be If he's in. character, he can say anything. >> How you doing, bro? You know, there's. some people that you say that to, you. know. >> Yeah. Mexican. Okay. Yeah. No, I didn't. say that. >> I did. Yeah. Oh, you did. Yeah. Yeah, it. is. >> Uh, what else? >> You know what I mean? That's a Ronnie. chain game. >> You know what? He says that. You know.

what? When he's about to get mad. >> You know what? But. >> Oh, I say that. >> Yeah. >> All right. That can't be a thing. >> Why? >> Cuz you say it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, that's not an ism. >> I have no restrictions. I No one came up. to me about the isms. >> Take Take um You know what? Out. >> War. War. War. anything about war, unless I'm talking about Iran, [laughter]. >> then we're good. >> Yeah, then we're good. >> But if I like if I tell somebody we're. in a war, >> repeating what Andrew just said. >> You do that all the time. Whatever he. says, you say the word immediately.

[snorts] after. >> Like give me an example. >> Like if he calls something like ugly, you would say, "Yeah, yeah, that's. ugly.". >> But then that that's that's $10. >> Cuz yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly. Would. be $10. >> No, it's two. Yes. He'll go, "Yeah, yeah, that's ugly.". >> Double offense. >> Yeah. Well, then it's two yes is fine. cuz it's three yes is the thing. >> It is true. Three is the rule. Thank. you. >> Are you out of your [ __ ] mind, dude? >> He does say that. [laughter]. >> He does say that. >> I don't think that's an ism. >> It's I mean it's. >> you like angrily say it loud.

>> Are [snorts] you [ __ ] mind? Yeah. And. then you fall away. You kick the table. >> Oh, all right. >> Kicking the table. >> That's $5. >> Kicking the table is $5. Okay. [laughter]. >> Laughing like Elmo. >> Okay. >> That's This might now you're being a. jerk. >> You're being Yeah, >> you're being a jerk. >> Breathing. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> You know the way you breathe. >> Yeah. You can't do that. >> Okay. Wait. Can. >> That's enough. The elbow laugh is got to. get out. >> No. Get it out. Yeah. Yeah. >> Just put an X through it there. >> All right. Put an X through it. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter].

>> What? I have an elbow laugh. >> Just in case. >> What? >> Just in case. >> Yeah, but I have an Elmo laugh. >> I never thought of it that way, but. point. >> He brings up eight. >> I said Yeah. twice just now. >> Yeah. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> $5. >> That No, that's not $5. Yeah. Three. Yes. Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I caught myself. >> Got close. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's it. That's one. Write it down. >> THERE'S NO WAY I COULD DO THIS. THERE'S. NO WAY I CAN DO IT. >> All right. We'll try. Just for today. >> Try. >> Let's just try it today. Any Is any way.

fine? >> Anyway fine. >> Anyway fine. >> Let me just finish what I was trying to. say. >> Oh, obsessive. I'm happy a young. filmmaker is sprouting and it's going to. lead other young filmmakers to make. stuff and then we can start getting back. to making [ __ ] So maybe it helps. >> I think it proves a point that um we can. make a movie for under for the amount of. money that they use. >> Now there's a weird thing that's. happening with that. It's like. everyone's like $750,000 it's going to. make over 200 million and you're like I. know but no one got paid.

>> I understand that. So, someone makes a. lot of money and everyone makes no. money. Now, and then they'll go, "But. they'll get it on the next one." You're. like, "I know." But some of these people. might not get a next one, >> but that kid will. >> Yeah. But not everybody will. >> I know. But when Jordan did get out, they bought him a car. It's the same. company, Plum House. >> Yeah. >> On top of the money that he got. >> I wouldn't want the car. I'd be like, "I. have a car." That's how I got to the. shoot. [laughter]. >> I understand. But. >> give me the money. >> They They did give him the money as.

well, but they also gave him a nice car. I think they were probably going to give. this kid a bonus. And my guess was 10. >> Mill. >> Yeah. And sign him to like an overall. deal with them to make two more films. >> Yeah. But a different movie. >> Texas TO Massacre, I think. Right. >> Oh, that's going to be amazing. >> Yeah, he's good. He's talented. >> Yeah, he's a talented kid. You can just. tell by Yeah, >> why did you cover up your store tattoo. with a sticker or something? >> Cuz I have a new one right here. >> Oh, w Oh, we didn't even see this. The. Arsenal tattoo. Did you see this? Big. Goer. >> You Instagrammed it? Yeah,

>> I Instagrammed it. Yeah. That's great. >> And then she retouched my. >> She repeated me. >> She retouched my um Comedy Store and she. ret touched the mad part here. >> Was it the same artist that did the. original? >> Yeah, I used only one use one girl char. and she's great. >> What are you doing with that star on. your wrist? >> I'm going to get it removed. >> Really? >> Yeah. I'm getting this removed. >> But if you want to rejoin Fallout Boy, you got to HAVE [laughter]. >> There's Elmo laugh. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, there is. >> 15 bucks. >> Yeah, there's an Elmo laugh. >> I'm telling you though, that good. >> because that was so funny. Funny what.

you just said. [laughter]. >> Let me see your um. >> you know that was during the Fallout Boy. era. >> Yeah, that's why I said it. Let me see. the Gooner tattoo. Gooner for life, dude. Good for you. Congratulations. >> Oh, thank you. >> Oh, we've started. We've been here for. >> We've been here for an hour and a half. >> An hour and a half. And. >> Andre, >> you guys are late. No, >> you guys are late. >> Sit down. >> Sit down, >> guys. >> Guys, how are you?

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules and. Isa. >> Yes. >> Back in the studio. >> Belated. Happy birthday, M. >> Happy birthday. >> Bellet. Happy birthday. I went to his. party. You didn't go. Carlos went. >> Yes, you were invited. It's in your. text. He showed it to me. He was really. upset you didn't go. In fact, Mone, when. I showed up, dude, this is so funny and. pathetic. He's up. Look at He's. laughing. He knows. I walk in. I walk in. with my wife and our friend and we walk. upstairs. They're sitting in a circle. >> Yeah. >> In suits. >> Yeah. like this. No one's talking.

>> Of course, >> nine people and I go, I'm going to leave. this. This is not a party. >> It's midsummer. >> It's in It's Midsummer. >> Yeah. Yeah, it really is. >> You change the vibe when you come in. >> I did. And we took us outside and it. made it so much better. >> Well, yes. That was the intention. >> His friends are very weird. [laughter]. >> Can I be honest with you right now? >> Yeah, >> absolutely. >> Yeah. Friday night when your brothers. and his friends came to my Minnesota. show, >> some of the weirdest people on planet. >> Yeah. They're And they try to be You. know what I loved about your brothers? cuz you gave them a talk, did you not? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You go try to be more engaging,

right? So, they're trying to smile and. go, "Thanks, Bob." Right. But I know. that it's because you gave them a pep. talk, so I don't believe what they're. saying. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They have to believe in it. >> They get scared of the Hollywood of it. all. They're not used. >> I'M NOT HOLLYWOOD. WHY? WHY DO YOU THINK. WE'RE DOING THIS PODCAST? >> GOOD. Not yelling. Good. Take it down. Is that Is that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Is that a part of the thing? >> What is that? >> Yeah. >> Is that you at Disclosure Day? >> Did you see the movie? Yeah, that's why. I left last episode. >> Yeah. What do you think? What do you. think of the movie?

>> I'm not going to say anything because. >> I know, but is it good or [laughter]. bad? >> It looks like a cardboard. >> I know. Yeah, it's so good. >> Was open and my tile was. >> Why'd you crop off Why'd you crop out. Steven Spielberg, [laughter]. >> dude? Zoom in. >> He was next to you. >> Zoom into this. Go off. Look. >> Look. Look. >> Are you looking for a condominium in. Marina del [laughter] Rey? >> So funny. >> Dude, you look so so crazy. >> Funny. That is such a It's like a press. poster. [laughter]. >> Yeah. And did you purposely expose some of. your belly or.

>> Oh, is that a new fashion thing? [laughter]. >> New to this area? Come to trivia night. at the local pub. >> You're running for like state something. state government. [laughter]. >> That's insane. >> Girls, how are you? >> We're good. >> New glasses? >> No, I just wear contacts. But. >> you never wear I've never seen you in. those. Have you worn these to the show? >> No. >> No, I've never seen those. Do you wear. contacts? >> Yeah, I do. >> What are those? Just sunglasses. Yeah. Let me see. Put them on. Let's see what. >> She thinks she's Bono. >> Yeah. Let me see. Bono. >> Let's go. Bono. Yeah. Let's go. Let's.

go. Bono. D. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where the streets have no name. Say. that. Where the streets have. Go ahead. >> Well, where they're from, the streets. don't have names. >> Yeah. They [laughter]. So, can I tell you this something that. happened? >> Yeah. >> Right. And just give me your best. judgment as a [laughter]. >> There's a couple of things I want to. say. >> Okay. >> Okay. All right. >> As a compadre. Yeah. >> As a patriot. >> Yeah. >> America first. >> God bless. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> No one's better. >> Girl, say America first real fast.

>> America first. >> Thank you. >> Okay. You don't believe it though. [laughter]. >> Yeah. There's no belief system. Yeah. >> You can tell. >> So, um, I was we were on a little break. on our tour. So, I said to the comedy. store and everybody, I go, you know, I'm. taking a week off. >> Nice. >> I don't want to stand up. I want to. relax, hang out with my girlfriend, hang. out with the family. All right. And I. had a friend call and say, "Um, you said. you were going to be performing a couple. of months ago on a Saturday night,

this specific Saturday night," which is. last night. >> And I go, "Yeah, but I'm not, you know, I didn't call in. So, but my family's in. town, you know, it's a whole thing that. we're coming.". >> Did you tell her you were going to be. there that night? >> A couple of months ago, I think she had. texted me saying that like, "Are you. performing whatever the date it is?". Right. So I go, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." You know, >> is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ __ ]. >> That's $20. >> That's $20. >> That some of my isms if I give I say.

them, I have to give mone $5. >> Anyway, so look, so you did may have. said, which we do all the time. They go, do you perform on Saturday in like. August? You're like, I don't know, man. It's June. May. Yeah, probably. I guess. I have no idea. >> So that's what happened, right? I. understand. >> And so all week this person's like, um, >> you're not. I go, I'm taking a break. You're not. And so finally Friday, which. is a couple days ago, I said I called. the comedy store, Rose. I go, "Is there. any way you can just slot me into the. main room at 8?". >> Mhm.

>> And so when you do that, what what do. they do? They have to readjust. Call. everyone and go. >> Somebody gets bumped. >> Somebody gets bumped. You know, there's, you know, >> then I go reserve a table. They. Mitsiey's table they reserved. >> Very nice. >> Right. And then um. >> I was also invited to I'm I'm going to. drop a name. >> Should. >> I don't want to. Why not? >> Cuz I'm going to like you. H. Oh my god. [laughter]. >> I mean, people who know Elmo laugh. Five. more dollars. [laughter]. >> Is that close? >> That was close enough. All right. >> Five more dollars. >> This person invited me. Rockstar.

>> Mhm. >> I can say that. >> Ace Freely. [laughter]. >> Close. Okay. Close. Yeah. Uh, a guy. that's in a band. He was like, "Hey, do. you do you and your girlfriend want to. hang out and go watch have dinner and. watch a movie?" Hm. >> And I said, "Um, I can't because I have. to do this show Saturday night.". >> H, >> right. >> I mean, no, but Go ahead. >> What would you have said? >> Yeah, I'd rather hang out with you. I. Right. So, I said I was off and I did. Okay. So, you did the show for these. people.

>> So, yeah. So, I show up at the comedy. store and I go to the cover booth and I. go, >> "Are my people here?" And they're like, "O main room." They're like, "They. haven't checked in yet, but the show. just started.". >> Oh, no. >> I know. And then I'm on stage and you. can see Mity's section. You see the. booth from stage. >> No one's in there. >> Oh my. >> Okay. No one's in there. >> Why? Why you shaking your head? >> That's crazy. >> It's crazy. >> We're in agreeance. It's insane. >> Right. Right. Right. And number one, also it's like they could have sold. those seats. >> Yeah, they could have for a lot of. money. >> And they're very expensive. Those are.

like nice seats. >> Right. And then afterwards, I go to the. cover booth. I go, "Are you sure they. checked in? They're not in Mity. section." And they're like, I'm telling you, no one's checked, no. one had a guest list. >> Did you text her? >> No, I didn't text her. I just let it go. I went to dinner with um my girlfriend. afterwards with. >> check in with the people. >> I was so mad. >> I was so mad I couldn't even text. >> Okay, time out. >> Okay. >> What if they tried to go, their name. wasn't on the list, and they were like,

"Well, we don't want to bother them.". And they just left. >> There's no way that could happen. I'm. >> Well, that definitely can happen. I. know, but they they have my number. directly, >> but you didn't text her after she didn't. show. So maybe she showed up, couldn't. get in, and didn't want to bother you. >> My the cover booth goes, "We promise you. no one came up and said we're on Bobby's. List. after." I'm going to tell you what. happened. I'm at dinner. She textes. So. I tell her my show was at 8 with her, you know, and she at 9:30 she's like, "We were at the store. We're so our.

dinner ran late." [snorts]. >> And this is why you don't do that, >> right? And I go, I didn't respond to it. >> Good. >> Then today, what happened? >> She went over, >> came to my house. >> She This woman came to your home. >> Yeah. She's a dear friend. >> Oh. I was like, what is. >> she? She came to my home and what? >> Why don't YOU LOVE ME? [screaming]. >> YEAH. YEAH. >> WHAT? >> She went um with four Lucky Boy. burritos, >> which is my favorite breakfast burrito. >> We know. Yeah. >> And then um six fresh eggs from her own.

chickens. >> farm. >> Yeah. >> I don't want those. Yeah. I don't want. those. I I don't do foreign eggs. [laughter] I I I don't do eggs that. aren't free range. >> No, I got a free range of them. >> Yeah. Yeah. Are they free range? >> No, they're from They're from. Northridge. >> How do you know? You've never been. there. >> They're North Ridge. >> In Northridge. Yeah. It's. >> in her backyard. Yeah. >> Um her kid was there. >> Yeah. Her kid was there. Yeah. >> She tried to use that as. >> as a sympathy card. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. >> How old is the kid? >> Six. >> That's so mean. >> It's so mean. >> Boy. A little boy. >> Girl. >> Oh, even worse. >> I love her. She's like, "Yeah, good to. see you.". >> Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those. So she.

what I said was I said. >> you don't want to see her. >> I don't want to see her. And I go say. that I left with my girlfriend in her. car. So I was just in my room when they. were at the house. >> Awesome. >> Right. >> So she was in your home. She's hearing. this now. She's in your home. >> Yeah. >> And you never said hi. >> No way. >> He never came out. >> No. So we had to entertain. >> How how [laughter]. long was she there? >> Like 30 minutes. >> That's not bad. >> That's not bad. >> That's not bad. I I I in my mind was. like she stayed for. >> Yeah. You have now you have to.

understand. >> that's a horror movie. You can't leave. your room. >> Yeah. >> She's like, you know, I think I'll sleep. over. See when he gets back tomorrow. >> I understand. >> You're trying to get out of your house. >> But but now while this is happening, I'm. sitting in my room on one of my other. chairs like this. >> for 30 minutes. >> Okay, that's not that bad. Just lay. down. And. >> I keep texting, is she gone yet? They're. like, no, she's still here. >> You could be doing situps. [laughter]. >> I stopped doing that because you know. why I stopped doing that? The. discouragement. >> [laughter]. >> I thought it was 100 a day, right?

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Support our show and check them out at. hex c a d.com/badfriends. >> Make sure to let them know we sent you. >> What is going on here? >> You know what's I did a book signing. You laugh. [laughter]. You know. a book. >> You saying guy did a book signing is so. funny. >> I know. But it's it's it's. >> somebody on the internet face. >> I'm sorry for calling you Pippy up. front. >> That was wrong. I think that's what it. is. I apologize.

>> You know what? >> But let me ask you something. >> As my friend who's an author, thank you. very much. [laughter]. >> Stop it. >> Okay. Anyway, [laughter]. >> is anyway is anyway up there? >> What is anyway an ism? >> Just a natural transition. >> It's a natural transition. Yeah, you. can't put anyway up there. >> No, that that you can't How am I going. to transition then? There's no way to. transition. [gasps]. >> Only okay during transition. Okay, good. [laughter]. So, >> so this woman was there for 30 minutes.

and then how did you get Did you say. goodbye? How do you She. >> Yeah, cuz we're really close with her. >> Oh, okay. You know her well enough. >> She's family. >> Well, she's so close that you lied to. her and didn't see her while she was at. your home. I mean, she. >> must be close friends. >> Well, cuz I was I would be enraged. >> You're right. >> Would you be enraged? >> I'll tell you something. They wouldn't. be in my home. >> That's what I'm saying. >> I would call and go, "Hey, man. You. bailed. They saved that seat. That's. kind of [ __ ] up." Which, by the way, this has happened to me. This happened. to all of us where people go, "We're. coming. We're coming." My Somebody told. me one time, they go I was like, "You.

didn't Did you not show up?" They were. like, "We didn't see you. We were there. We left.". >> Oh, they're in a different room. >> They went to the O. And I was like, "Did you say I'm Andrew. Santino's guest?" Cuz they would have. gone, "He's in there." They're like, "No." It's like, "Okay, well, >> that's why you. >> I don't know what you want me to do. >> I'm specific. >> I'm like main room. The show starts at. 7. I'm up at this time." Yeah. >> You mean talk to this person. >> and then they text you and go, "Hey, what time do you go on? What time's the. show start? What room is it in?".

>> Yeah. >> And you're like, "Look up." I point I do. the arrow. [laughter]. >> I go, "Look up. Look at the text.". [ __ ] two texts ago. I just said all. of it. >> Or look up at the billboard. [laughter]. >> Yeah. There's a main room thing and an O. thing, right? And you could just look at. her and we're always on the billboard. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like just look at the. billboard. >> Look at the billboard. >> Yeah. Um, so I'm at dinner 9:30. She. goes, "Um, you know what I mean? Oh, dinner ran late." Right. So, what would. you do? You would say. >> she was really sorry, though. >> I don't care. I don't give a [laughter].

>> It's that is also Urban Bob. I would not. tech. You're smart to not text to get. mad, but when they talk to you again, just go, >> "No, it's forever dead.". >> I would say it's not cool. >> It's forever dead. >> Well, I go, it's not cool. >> Forever dead. I want to be forever dead. Do you really want to die forever? >> Forever. >> Do you guys know that song? >> Yeah. Yeah. What is What shirt is that? Rocks. >> Roxy Music. >> Oh, it's mine. >> Oh, that's a cool I was just going to. say. >> Yeah. >> Is that a Bobby Distressed?

>> It's a distress. I didn't like the D. I. think he distressed it too much, so I. gave it to her. >> He gives me his failure ones. [laughter]. >> I have a lot of new shirts. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's like every morning he's just on the. dining table just scratching all. scraping away. He just looks. >> He's got to That's his new hobby. He's. Bobby Distressed. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, it's my. idea. >> All the coffee things in the pool. >> I know. Yeah, we already talked about. it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I already. said it last time. >> Who had to clean out the pool? >> My cool pool guy. >> What did he say?

>> He's like, I don't I think. >> he was really worried. >> He was worried. >> I don't know what happened. >> Yeah. It's It's actually not a good. >> Why is your pool black? >> Yeah. >> Cuz coffee grounds are going to get in. the filter system. You don't buy it. You'll probably buy new. >> No, it's it's it's um instant coffee. >> Oh, it's okay. >> It's not ground. >> Yeah, it's fine. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. >> It's totally fine. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's another. thing. Because um when you take a white. shirt and you soak it if anyone wants to. distress their shirt, right? >> Don't give away your secrets, [laughter]. >> right? You take a whole bottle of. >> hot water. Yeah.

>> You put hot water in a bucket and I take. You do want Are you interested? >> Yeah. >> I feel like you're not. >> I'm listening. >> Okay. Um and you take um pour the coffee. in it. Instant coffee. Right. And you. let it sit for there for days. >> And then do you scratch it with rocks? >> Sandpaper. sandpaper. But here's. >> Go get some rocks. >> No, but here's what I just found out. >> And I found a a trick. >> Do you want to give this away? >> I do because it's it's free knowledge. for everybody. >> Good. >> I had a wardrobe for this movie I'm.

doing and I asked the wardrobe lady cuz. they know all about distressing. >> Yeah. >> And I and I'm telling her all these. things I'm doing. She's like, "Just go. to this company. Just do it.". >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]. >> So, I'm just got to So, what I'm doing, but they go they do it in bulk. So, you. need 12 shirts at least. >> You got 12? >> No, I'm saving. I have like four or five. arrived. I'm waiting for seven more. I'm. going to bring it in and then it has. they no holes, rock wash. >> and then I'll put paint and and I'll do. a little bit more distressing. But, you.

know, >> you should just throw them in your dryer. and then throw some rocks in there. >> I don't know what it'll do. It's, you. know, >> let's test. Let's figure it out. You put. coffee in your pool. [laughter]. >> That is true. This is true. That is. true. Like Brewster's Millions or. something. It's. >> like a kid gets a house. She's like, "Well, let's put coffee in the. [laughter] pool.". >> That's insane. >> It's insane. >> I want to build a slide on my bedroom. window. >> Yeah. And and and I I I I also want to. publicly from these two um. friends of mine that you know um.

publicly announce that um. I'm UK. >> Yeah. >> So, >> you're you're United Kingdom. >> No, Uno King. >> The Uno King, right? We talked about. that. Yeah. You're the UNO. time. >> He won. >> He won six games in a row. >> Five. >> But he is using tactics like threats and. bribery. >> He is. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He He tried to bribe our mom and. he got really mad that she that he. didn't. >> Well, that is what the kings would do. >> Kings would bribe. >> Kings are big bribers,

>> dude. We We colonize. >> And you know what they are. >> in the kingdom? >> What? >> I found this out last night. >> They're goop farmers. >> Do you know what a goop farmer is? >> No, I don't know what a goop farmer. farmer. >> You're looking at two of them. Yeah, it. sounds It sounds racist. >> It's not [laughter]. >> goop farmer in medieval times. >> There's one letter away for being. racist. [laughter]. >> Goop. Do medieval times. It's called a. goop picker or a goop farmer. >> What they do is. uh Oh, sorry. G What is it?

>> Gong farmer. >> Oh, gong farmer. A night. [laughter]. >> Sorry. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back. up. Back up. What' you call them? >> Goop farmer. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nowhere near. >> But goop sounded funny. >> It is. But a gong farmer is a what? >> A gong farmer of medieval and tutor. error labor responsible for manually. removing human waste from city sess piss. and castle privies. >> So when you were in the castle, they. have video of this. They would poop off. the side of the castle in like a chute. >> and then they had to go clean up the. poop and wheelbarrow it away. They were.

compensated very well. They said this. was a very good job. Picking up poop was. one of the best jobs. >> Yeah. Because you you have to imagine in. a castle, right? You're pooping out of a. hole. >> and and just off the side of the wall. >> Off the side of a wall. Probably five. stories up. The wall must be Look at. that. Oh, that's Yeah, that's it. Oh my. god. Imagine. >> And there's the. >> once a year they have to do the canal. You know what I mean? The canal. cleaning. >> Got to clean it. >> Some some little like a little Brad. Williams. That's [laughter]. you and get up there.

>> and he would get stuck. So they would. tie tie some of his foot and just pull. him down. >> Yeah. >> It's it's it's a shashek redemption kind. of a situation. >> Gong farming. Remember when he escaped? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You guys are gong farmers. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're a gong farmer. But me. good money. That's a cool job. >> It's a very good job. >> You know, you guys aren't good with. smells, though. >> I can't smell. >> Okay. Well, then you'd be good at gunk. farming. Yeah. Yeah. >> Did you guys go to McCone's birthday? >> No. >> Tristan was there. >> Why didn't you guys go? >> Um, I had to babysit and then I got.

really tired. >> Why didn't you go? >> I didn't even know about it. >> Wow. >> Interesting. >> It was really I didn't. >> really fun. [laughter] I didn't get. invited. >> I didn't get invited as well. >> You know, you know he did. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You have to direct invite me. You can't. put me in a group chat. >> Our direct text message. >> All right. Let me I'm going to look it. up. I'm sorry. I Yeah. >> Yeah. You should. >> Yeah. I'm going to look it up right now. >> Cuz I knew you'd make a thing out of it. >> And then I as soon as I went to leave, I. go, "What do you need? What's going on?". >> And M goes, "Can I have a $100?". >> Oh, it's this.

>> Yeah. It's a Partle invite. >> Okay. So, what I what I want to say this. is sometimes you send me videos. No, I'm being real. This is like like. check out this silly video on like your. Tik Tok. >> He does, >> right? And so then I'll click on it and. it's the most uninteresting [laughter]. thing that you could ever watch. So in. my mind I'm like, "Oh, it's just one of. his silly Tik Tok.". >> Sure. >> It says McCone is 27 and has. >> I don't even read. If I see a square. thing and it looks like a video, I I I. just I I just ignore it. >> You can't participle Bobby. >> You can't participle. >> You got to c you write in a text what it.

is. >> Yeah. >> And then send it to him. Partle [snorts]. he's never going to open. >> I don't know what it is. He doesn't know. how to do that. >> I I I do know how to press a button. >> He doesn't know how. >> Yes, I do do. I I can do it right now. >> Well, then why didn't you do it for his. birthday? >> Because I thought it was a Tik Tok. video. >> I'm sorry I'm raising my voice. Yeah. And you're leaving Tuesday and we're. going to miss you. >> Wait, where you going? >> Back home. >> Oh, no. >> No. >> Yeah. And and and so is your mom. >> Yeah. >> How long are you guys going to be gone. for? >> Well, she's going to be gone for the. whole year. >> Yeah. >> Until Trump's out of office, I guess.

Huh? >> Yep. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, you're going to be gone for the. rest of the year? Yeah. >> And then maybe come back next year. >> Yeah. Cuz immediately when I get back, my school starts. >> Okay. So, what I want to ask, and it's. not a personal thing, right? But you. guys have two younger brothers. >> Yeah. >> Who I don't know at all. >> Can they come instead? >> They don't have visas. >> They don't have visas yet. >> Okay. Get them a visa, Bob. >> Get them a visa. I'll get them a visa. Yeah. >> Now, um here's my worry, Andrew. And if. you can if you can help me because we. have I have familiars living with me,

[clears throat]. >> you know. Um, and you are a familiar. Um, you call them gung farmers. I call. them familiars. >> I actually call them goop farmers on. accident, [laughter]. >> but gong is the right word or gong. Gong. sounds more rich. >> So, um, it does. >> And it gong does sound more rich. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. You g piece of. [ __ ] What you doing on my neighborhood. or whatever? >> Get out of here, you [ __ ] gong. farmer. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Anyway, um, they [laughter] that another. transition. >> Yeah, >> another transition. Oh, he's transition.

>> I'm transitioning. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Get another. five. >> 30. >> Yeah. $30. >> So, uh, my your mother is my housekeeper. essentially. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. She's going to be gone for 3. months now. >> Yeah. What are you going to do? >> Well, she promises me that this one. right here um will clean. >> Pick up the slack. Huh? >> Yeah. But she won't. >> Yeah, >> I will. >> No, you won't. I will. >> So, what I'm asking you is, do you know. anybody that can help me clean? I will.

I swear. >> No. No. You don't. You don't. >> I will. >> If it's front row Justin Bieber, you. will. [laughter]. >> That's exactly. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it's Sabrina. Carpenter, you will. All right. Clean. the house. You won't. >> I already promise you I'll clean it. >> YEAH. BUT WHEN YOU WHATEVER YOU. [laughter] YEAH. BUT WHATEVER YOU'VE. DONE IT, IT'S NOT GOOD. What's this? >> Topless cleaning. >> I DON'T WANT THAT. Turn that off. What. are you doing, Carlos? >> Carlos. Carlos, what are you doing? >> Oh, Dreammaid. >> No. No. Carlos top. >> Is that who you use? Dream made.

>> No, I just do it myself. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> How about Mone? Mone can clean your. house? He always says he loves cleaning. houses. >> Mhm. >> Are you good at cleaning houses? >> I'm pretty good. >> Yeah. >> On my own, but other people. >> for money. He can be good. >> You could if I gave you Let me. >> You don't think Bone's better than me? >> Yeah. >> Whoa. >> Yeah, because he he's scared of me. >> Yeah, he is. That's true. >> Yeah. You're not. You It's It's like. living with a fourthdimensional ghost. [laughter]. >> when everyone's gone. That's so true.

>> We don't say hi. We don't She doesn't. acknowledge me. >> NO, [screaming] YOU DON'T. >> NO, YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE ME. IT'S FINE. I DON'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU EITHER. >> RIGHT. But what I'm saying before the. lobby and you're just like, >> "Yeah." All right. So, I I NEVER MADE THAT NOISE. [laughter]. I'VE NEVER MADE THAT NOISE BEFORE IN MY. LIFE. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. SO, what I don't want to get. angry. I was trying to be calm. >> Take it easy, baby. >> I know. I'm trying to run. This is what. he was like in Uno. He was.

>> slick back Bob. Be slick back Bob. >> Yeah. I I betrayed even my girlfriend at. Uno. >> Be slick back Bob right now. You're. good. [snorts]. >> Slick back Bob. [sighs]. >> That's Slickback Bob. There he is. >> I need help. [laughter]. >> Cuz I live in a house. She's not going. to do it. >> She's not. >> Yeah. >> I have you. I have someone that's. amazing. >> Yeah. So, thank you so much for that. help. Would love to present her your. way. >> No, you're done. How about this? >> I'll give you a shot. >> Yeah. She has to prove herself. >> Yeah. I'll give you a shot. I'm so. scared. So, you're going to you're going. to fold my underwear the way your mom.

folds them? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> No, you're not. [laughter]. >> No [ __ ] way. >> No way. You're just going to throw them. in there where they get all crinkly? >> I will. I'll call her. I'll ask how she. folds it. [laughter]. >> Yeah. No, no, no. This is what she does. This is what she does. >> Have you never seen them? Her You never. seen her do it? >> No. >> Oh. >> So, what she does is she'll put clothes. in the dryer, right? Then I'll come. home, right? Mhm. >> And there's a literal pyramid of clothes. on top of the dryer. >> And those are the clean ones. >> Those are the clean ones. While she's.

washing other things, right? The pyramid. becomes bigger and bigger. >> Right. And then it becomes Giza. [laughter]. >> The pyramid of Giza. It is. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm like, and then what happens. when you dry clothing and you don't fold. them immediately? Tell me what happens. >> Wrinkles. >> Wrinkles, baby. Wrinkles. Wrinkles, baby. Right. >> Building the clothing pyramid of Giza. >> Of Giza. Yeah. And so that's what I. don't want. >> Right. Also, this is not. >> But this is going to come. >> No, she's not. >> Fold your clothes. >> A 90-year-old lady is going to outsource.

it. >> You're outsourcing a 90-year-old lady. That's insane. >> That's crazy. That's crazy. She can do. >> She has apps. >> She has She has cleaning apps. >> Yeah, SHE HAS. >> OH, ABS. [screaming] OH, ABS. OH, I. THOUGHT SHE WAS likeoop [laughter]. has a phone. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Clean this room. [laughter]. >> Room clean. >> Clean. Yeah. Hey, you got to prove yourself somehow. >> I will. >> You know what you should make her do? >> What? >> Clean the outside of the house. It needs. a good washing cuz of all the dirt from. the trees and the storms.

>> He He doesn't even care about that. >> Yes, he does. I do care matters. >> Smells like vinegar because of it. >> No. [laughter]. >> What do you mean by that? >> And there's so much stains everywhere. >> and it's just his shirts laying out in. the sun and it's like all kinds of. colors out there. Even our mom gave up. on it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you you don't make that noise. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> I. made that noise. >> Yeah, that's another five. >> It's like 40 bucks now.

>> It's 40 bucks. >> You also repeated me twice. And we're. we're off to We're cruising. >> We're cruising. Yeah, >> we're doing I'll give you I'll give. >> I That's another one. I just repeated. cruising. Yeah. Another five. >> THAT'S AMAZING. >> THAT'S NOT [screaming] A THING. OKAY. [laughter]. >> You've never repeated a word that I've. said. >> I don't like to sound like you. [laughter]. >> Okay. All right. That's fair. >> Okay. >> Here. >> Anyway. >> Yeah. >> If [laughter] I say. >> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. >> Anyway. Anyway, >> the thing is is this.

[laughter]. >> I'm going to That's another five. I'm. going to give I'm going to one day I'm. going to I'm going to move a couch. >> Okay. >> I'm going to look underneath. See, there's there's a difference, Andrew, between. Surface cleaning. Yeah. And deep. cleaning. You got Give me the. difference. Tell me some of the. difference. >> Surface cleaning is when you're just. going over just what's uh to the eye. What's available? What's available to. you? Deep cleaning is what's not. available. Under the beds, under the. couches, behind the refrigerator. You. got to pull that thing out.

>> You got to pull that thing out. >> Yeah, you do. >> Can I deep clean once a week instead of. every day? [snorts]. >> No. No. >> Every day deep clean. >> No, not every day deep clean. You do. clean every day? Yeah. >> Deep clean once a week. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Maybe twice if it if you feel like it. >> If I feel like it. >> Yeah. And I'm just going to do. >> that symbol. [laughter]. >> That's how you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you're going to. like, oh, okay. >> And then you're like, I'm busy. >> Well, I got. >> I got things to do. Yeah. So, what's. your job? >> The baby can clean.

>> Yeah. The baby. >> That baby can clean. >> One years old now. >> Yeah. Once you're one, you can start. cleaning. >> Can you walk? >> Yeah, >> he can clean. >> The baby [laughter]. >> If you can walk, he can clean. >> Baby's obsessed with you, too, Bobby. >> Yeah. The baby's walking around a lot. >> Yeah, the baby's saying my says my name. all the time. >> Yeah. >> How? >> Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. >> Oh, so it's clear. >> Even if if he hears me in the phone, he'll yell my name. >> We ask him like, "Who's your favorite. person?" He says, "Bobby.". >> We should get him on the show. Can you. get on the show?

>> No, he's too young. >> Let's put him on the show. >> Yeah. He He He'll cry. He doesn't He. can't conceptualize what this is. All he. says is this deep gross orange. [laughter]. You're talking about me? >> No. >> Yeah. And this color I It would freak. him out. >> Yeah. Too much. >> It's too much. I get it. >> You see all these paintings? He would. think that he was in another world. >> He isn't here anymore. This is another. world. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm sad that you're going to go home. That sucks. I mean, that's good. >> So, what do you what So, since you've.

been How long you've been in America? >> Like four months. >> Four months. What have you been doing? >> I've been um. >> Have you learned anything? >> Yeah. What have you been doing? Like. I've just been walking around and. thinking. >> Huh? >> I've been walking around. >> Yeah, I I'll drive around. I'll see that. I've driven past you before and you. don't even acknowledge my presence. >> Wait, >> I do. You don't acknowledge me. >> Yeah. >> Where are you going? >> I'm going to like the coffee shop. Going. hiking. >> You going to Alfred's? >> Yeah. >> That's the only place you're going.

>> No, I'm going to. >> Give me some other coffee shops in that. area. >> Like the books and coffee one. >> Oh, the books and coffee. Yeah. >> Yeah. There's a witch. Have you ever. been to the witches brew or there's a. there's an [snorts]. >> No, but I just think uh this is America. >> What have What have you been doing? Walking. Yeah. >> Coffee. >> Coffee. Yeah. >> Nothing. Really? Nothing. >> So, you really took advantage of. >> coming to America. >> And she'll do stuff like this. I'll go, "Hey, me and my girlfriend are going to. go to dinner. You want to come?" She. goes, "No.". >> What do you eat?

>> Um. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. [laughter] Oh. Thank you for. asking. I I'll tell you what they eat. Like. >> Chipotle every day. I'll tell you what. they eat. What? >> Thank you so much for asking. >> Okay. You're welcome. >> Thank you. What they eat is um two weeks. ago I ordered sunundang. >> Oh my god. [laughter]. >> Okay. Mhm. >> Which is short rib. It's like in a stew. There's carrots in it. It has It's like. a Vikings like of meal. Right. It's the. best. >> It's the best. >> Dun dang. Right. It's been in my fridge. for two three weeks. >> Okay.

>> Right. And the other day I just see them. eating meat. >> Just like a bone and meat. >> Mhm. I'm like, "What?" And they're like, "Oh, it's from And I'm like, I can order. you a new one. >> Why waste you?". >> That's right. Why waste? >> You think meat for 3 weeks in a fridge. is fine? >> I'm not going to eat it for them. It's. got to be. >> I know. But you think that you would you. eat meat in your refrigerator that's. been there for two or 3 weeks? >> No. >> We're not having diarrhea, so it's good. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean? >> Well, it's What do you mean, Carlos? >> Diarrhea. Point. She's Filipino stomach.

It's different. A better question would. be, why is it in there for 3 weeks? >> Yeah. >> Why throw it away? Why 3 weeks? >> We want to keep it. >> They want to keep it. >> Oh, it's you. >> Yeah. You think it's me? >> Keep it in your room on the floor then. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> On the room in the floor if you like it. so much. >> Yeah. It's just stacked with old food. >> Yeah. >> And they they And then I'll go, "Hey, I'm going to get Postmates." And they're. like, "We don't want to eat it.". >> Yeah. But that's good. They're not. wasting money. THEY'RE NOT. >> I PAY FOR IT. >> They're not wasting your money. >> I don't care. >> You should.

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bad friends. >> After your purchase, they're going to. ask you, "How'd you hear about them?". Support our show and tell them that we. sent you. [laughter]. >> It's not good. >> It's not good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But what I'm saying is if I'm getting a. sandwich or a bagel shop. >> and I go, "Hey, you guys want to get a. little breakfast bagel thing in the. morning?" And they're like, "No thanks.". And then they'll go to the fridge and. eat the three week old meat. >> Oh, it's good. They're cleaning it out. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Want to clean it first and then we'll. say yes once. >> You guys want to come over to my house. and eat all my expired [ __ ] in the.

fridge? >> You're more than welcome to. It's always. in there. We got so much [ __ ] in there. >> A lot of bananas. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Banana bread. Who makes banana bread? It's just bananas. Bananas. >> Can you make banana bread? >> Mama can make banana bread. >> Can she for me? Tell her just for me. >> Yeah, >> cuz she's still. >> She has a bakery. >> She's still got a crush on me, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I like that. >> Love that, dude. She's leaving me. [laughter]. >> Maybe. Maybe I. >> What do you mean? >> She's going back to the Philippines. >> I know. They'll be back. >> Maybe I should go with her. >> I'll be back. Yeah, they'll be back. >> I leave my life here in Los Angeles for. your mom.

>> Be such a great story. >> Yeah, but what about our dad? >> What about him? [laughter]. >> Yeah. What about your dad? What about. him? >> I'm sorry. >> I'm the new guy in town, pal. >> He's the new guy. He's the male version. of Pippy Longstalking. >> Imagine me at a [ __ ] village in the. Philippines. >> You'd be king. They'd be scared. >> Oh, yeah. All the girls would. >> Let's do it. Let's No, no, no. >> Come on. LET'S RIP APART OUR LIVES. [laughter]. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. There's no golf courses.

>> How many redheaded people do you see in. the Philippines? >> I've never seen. >> Wow. Wow. >> That's me. >> Yeah. With my wife. Could be. >> white guy enjoys holidays. >> You and honey. [laughter]. >> He's in a tent somewhere. >> Are there black people in the. Philippines? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Um like um our native um people. [laughter]. >> What do you mean you're native people? >> You saying people native to the. Philippines? >> Yeah. They're like. >> So there's like a Detroit in the. Philippines. Okay. >> This this gentleman [laughter]. >> it's the indigenous people.

>> Oh, is Oh, she she does look black. >> There's negtos. >> WHOA. OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> LITTLE black person. >> Yeah. Well, that's for Spanish. It would. be. >> That's our native people. >> Yeah. >> Wait a minute. The name is Nito. >> Yes. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. >> Wikipedia. >> It says, "Soom in up top.". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You say it then because you're Spanish. Read the whole thing. He's got to say. it. >> Thanks. >> Okay. >> It takes it off of me. Yeah. >> The word negto.

[laughter]. >> Beautiful. >> Yeah. For you. >> Spanish the diminitive of negro. See? Negro. >> Yeah. Yeah. Very good. >> Keep going. Keep going. >> It's used to mean little black person. >> Yeah. >> Yikes. >> So, the lot Yeah. Doc Willis is out. there. Yeah. So, you do have indigenous. black people that live in um. >> the Philippines. >> The Philippines. >> Were you are you friends with any of the. indigenous people growing up? No. Why. not? >> Why not? >> They live in other um islands. >> They live in the other islands. Cebu, >> right? >> South Central. [laughter].

>> Southwest. >> Southwest. Yeah. Yeah. Southeast. >> Yeah. Souththeast Central. >> Yeah, South Central. >> or Southeast Central. >> Yeah. Um, is there Do they have gangs? [laughter]. >> Gang? [snorts]. >> There's no like, you know, >> it's a good [laughter] tribe. >> All right. >> We do have gangs, though. >> Okay. What What are the gang names in. the Philippines? >> Do you have gang names? >> It's flip-flop boys. The flipflop. [laughter]. >> The flipflop boys. >> The flipflop boys.

>> They're up to no good. >> Yeah, they're up to no good. The flip. flop. >> Flip flop boys are bad boys. Yeah. Yeah. >> What are the name of the gangs? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sigu Sigu Sputnik. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sputnik. >> Yeah. That's insane. >> One of the largest and most well-known. syndicates in the country. >> Oh my god. Wala gang, you know. Yeah. >> Bahala. Bahala. >> Bahala. I I'm a part of the war gang. I. don't know if you know that. >> What's Bahalala mean? >> War. It's like um a specific group. >> War. [laughter].

WATCH IT. WATCH IT. WATCH IT. [screaming]. [laughter]. >> We're going to get in trouble with the. worry worry gang pal. [laughter]. >> Uh, just a note. Worry worry gang. We're. just joking. >> We're just joking. >> You don't want to [ __ ] with that guy. Is. that Is that a worry worry gang member? >> What? >> A Bahala. >> That's a Bajala. >> No, we like them. We're good. We're good. with all of them. >> Yeah, we're good with all. Let's go. Um, [laughter]. >> Kuratong Kurang.

>> Yeah. Did you like that? Did I sound close? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Go back. Go back to to the names. >> Go back to the name. >> All right, there we go. The last one is. uh. >> Yeah, >> vigilante group in the 80s. >> Oh, they're gone. >> Do you guys have What's wrong? >> Nothing. I'm listening. [laughter]. >> All right. Do you know any gang members. in the Philippines? >> No, but I remember in the village that. we used to live.

>> Yes. There's there was this a group of. guys and oh we're like we're g we're. gang members so you have to do the. [snorts]. >> what is it the initi. >> let me guess let me guess. Yeah I let me. guess. I didn't let me guess. >> What's the initiation of the gang? >> Oh what's the initiation? You have to. >> No, we will go to the forest. >> Oh [snorts] wa whoa whoa whoa. Slow. down. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> What's going on? >> What's going in the forest? >> Is it Is that where the NEW [laughter].

That sounds scary. [laughter]. >> We go to Paris. >> What's going on? >> Yeah. What's going on there? >> What are you doing in the frog? >> Yeah. What are you doing for me? >> Have like dead frogs and they [laughter]. WOULD BE LIKE, "EAT THIS.". >> OH, you have to eat a dead frog. >> You have to eat a dead frog. That. doesn't sound that bad of an initiation. Yeah, they psychedelic frogs. Then after. you get a spanking. [laughter]. >> Not tough games. >> You tough at all. >> They spank you.

>> They spank you with a paddle. Have. >> you done it? >> No. I I I said no to the spanking. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you can say no. >> You can say no to the gang. >> Yeah. I'll eat the frog. No spanking. [laughter]. >> You can just say no to a gang. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Sopranos. Sopranos. Tony's like, "You're. going to pay us what you owe us." The. guy's like, "I don't want to." Like, "Okay, [laughter]. >> what can we do?" Yeah. What can we do? So you said but did you eat the frog? >> I just like licked it. >> Oh, you licked Is it psychedelic? >> No. >> It must be psychedelic. >> Like a gross just like a nasty punch. How do you find like dead frog?

>> Oh, it's a dead frog. >> Have you done that? >> No. >> No. >> So wait, that's too young. >> When you say initiation, that means. you'd be in the gang once you did it. So. did you get in the gang then? >> You had to let him spank you to get in. the gang. >> It's not a real gang. >> Yeah, I think it's just. >> Oh, it was a fake gang. >> They were like, "Oh, like we're real. We're like we're bloods. >> [laughter]. >> There's bloods out there. >> Is that what you're saying? >> They're certainly not. >> They're certainly not. >> That's what they said. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They were lying just to spank you. >> Yeah. >> We had the frog bloods. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They are active blood gang members in.

the operating sets in the Philippines. >> Well, we're wrong. Yeah, we're learning. Yeah. >> Oh, in Sibu. >> In Sibu. Wow. The True Brown Style. [laughter]. >> The name of the game. >> True Brown Style. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. >> True Brown Style. Yeah. So, have you run. into true TBS? >> And we should say something to the. gangs. Yeah. Philippines. >> We love you guys. >> We're in the middle. >> We are big fans. >> We're corrupt cops. >> Yeah, we're corrupt. >> Like, if we were cops and we would do. dealings with.

>> We let you go. >> Yeah. >> Bobby, be careful. >> We don't want these guys to get mad at. us. >> Well, I've been to Sibu many times, you. know. I've never run into a TBS. >> I haven't been spanking ears. >> You're in the bougie parts of. >> That's right, girl. Say it, girl. >> Wait. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Well, he went to Marie Gondon. >> I went to Marandon. Okay. I went for a. swim. I went to a swim in Maron. >> Many Gundown. Is that what it's called? >> Yeah. So, Medig Gandon. I went and What. did I do in Migan? Tell them. >> You recorded the podcast.

>> No. What about the goat and the feeding. the children? [snorts]. >> That's not Maran. >> What is that? >> That's another area. >> Oh, but you're not going to give me. props for that. [laughter]. >> You fed goats to children. >> No, no, no, no. >> I bought a bunch of spaghetti. >> Yeah, spaghetti. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. What? >> Like spaghetti noodles? >> Hey, [ __ ] spaghetti. Yeah, that kind. of spaghetti. Yeah. And I bought a bunch. of spaghetti. >> and there was also bread and some a. little salad and went to a village, right? >> Everyone was naked. [laughter].

>> Okay. >> Coming out of the village, you know what. I mean? A little bit. There was a goat. tied to a Right. A. >> There's always a goat tied up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Always. >> I just said it again. There's another. five. >> Yeah. >> And I We had a truck. Yeah. >> A van. >> And I fed the villagers boxes of. spaghetti. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's. [laughter]. >> And that story is in the memoir was. signing yesterday. >> That's in the book. >> Is that [laughter]. >> Is that the author Bobby Lee feeding us.

spaghetti? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You just gave out. >> Well, I want to try. >> hard spaghetti. >> No, it's already cooked. >> Cooked spaghetti. >> I didn't get dry noodles like, "Hey, you. have boiling water. Wait, >> you got to make your own pasta sauce. >> Cooked spaghetti. >> He told the story really bad. Like he. gave me kits to people. >> Yeah, meal kits. Yeah. >> I wish it was the other way. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Just handfuls into a into their hands. >> Spaghetti. Spaghetti. >> And they were they seem to be very happy. about it. >> You did charity. >> Yeah. So, a little bit. And then uh and.

then I did my talent show out there. [clears throat and cough]. >> which is um fun. >> Yeah. So, I've done some stuff over. there. I never ran any TBS or. >> And you never want to. >> You never want to. >> We respect and love the TBS. Do you have. motorcycle gangs? >> No. Do people have motorcycles out. there? >> Yeah, it's all motorcycles. >> It's all mopeds. >> No, those are mopeds. I mean. motorcycles. >> Yeah, I think so. >> What's the difference between a moped. and a motorcycle? >> A lot of cc's. >> It's a much bigger engine. >> Well, because of the conflict that we're. in right now. I mean, Philippines was. the hardest hit really in the beginning.

of this conflict in terms of gas and. all. >> So, what should we do about it? Can we. do something? What are we supposed to. do? >> There's nothing we can do. >> other than house Filipinos. >> Yeah, that's what I do. I do what I can. You did what you did. >> Yeah. Yeah. Spaghetti and everything. >> Spaghetti. Yeah. Yeah. >> 3 week old meat. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I can't believe. >> black pools. >> Black pools. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do everything I can. >> Negrito pools. [laughter]. >> Okay. Give me what's going on in your. lives. Rudy, what are you doing? >> Yeah. >> Babysitting. >> That's all you're doing all the time. >> That's your full-time job now?

>> American Dream. >> Yeah. >> We went camping last where. >> we tried to invite you to Bobby, but. >> No. No. You never invited me. That's. >> You got a Joshua tree or something? >> Leo. Leo Coro. That sound like home, huh? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> When we went we we went camping uh up. Lake Kachuma. >> Oh, I love Lake Kachuma. >> And the [ __ ] dog I was like, "Oh, wow. She can she's like restricted. She. doesn't have to we don't have to worry. about leash or anything.". >> Why? There's a It's like fenced off. where we were. And I'm thinking, "Oh, this is great. She jumps into a like a.

brier patch and has burrs all over." I. spent. >> like 3 hours picking out [ __ ] out of her. [ __ ] fur. I felt so bad, dude. It. sucked. And then I was bummed cuz we. didn't get the tent set up and I was. like, "This is We should just go.". >> Oh my god. You must snapped. >> I did. I was so. >> I told you about my cousin Andy and I. what my parents did. >> Huh. >> Oh, we go camping is what our dad said. And we're like my my cousin Andy and you. know me and also Andy's father, my. uncle. >> Yeah. >> And so we set up a tent, right? We went.

to sleep and when we woke up, they were. not there. >> Andy and his dad. >> My dad and my uncle were not there. They. went to a hotel. >> That sounds right. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. And they drove back and they. sleep good. They're like, "You left us. here?". >> Yeah. >> You would do that. >> It's camping. [laughter]. >> You got to learn that's at what is. >> I know, but I'm 12. >> You got to You got to survive. Okay. >> You got to survive. >> All right. But um let's go back to um. camping. I I will never camp ever.

>> Why not though? >> That's I don't like it. >> I don't like it. I like every I like. fishing and I like all that other stuff. around it, but I don't want to sleep. there. I'll go sleep somewhere else. >> Yeah, because we have buildings now. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Buildings are great. >> Also, the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are. It's. >> You have a bed, though. Like a padding. thing. >> Oh, you guys do glamping. >> No, >> you don't have padding when you do when. Yeah, you you could do like an insert. into a sleeping bag, but it's not that's. not much. >> We did not do glamping.

>> No, you did sleeping bag with an insert. So, it's more padded. >> Oh, >> not on a cot. >> No. >> Yeah, but the ground's not that. comfortable. >> But you didn't sleep well because when. you came home, you slept all day. So, what happened? [clears throat]. >> Because I couldn't sleep because I. thought we would just die. [laughter]. >> That's exactly right. >> You don't camp. >> Did you guys cook? Did you guys do. grilling and stuff? No. >> Did you hear scary things outside of the. tent? >> There was a guy screaming at his wife. >> like at 4 a.m. [laughter]. What was he saying? What was he saying? >> First of all, I wasn't yelling at her. I.

was talking to her. [laughter]. He was screaming at his wife. >> Yeah. He was like, "You stupid [ __ ]. [ __ ] dumbass.". >> Like, "What? Why are you doing that?". >> Whoa. Whoa. >> Now that is scary. >> Yeah. >> What's going to happen? >> Yeah. >> He's screaming at her at 4 in the. morning. >> Yeah. >> Did anybody say, "Shut up?". >> No. >> How far away were the campsites from. each other? >> Uh, pretty close. >> Oh, yeah. Close. >> See, that's not also not camping. >> That's not camping either. >> You got to be way out. Go camping. >> You got to be way out. >> Yeah. You got to hike. You got to do. >> I didn't have like a pepper spray. I.

didn't have a knife. So. >> you have to go. >> You didn't have a knife. >> Strange. >> You have to do what Ivanka and Jared. did. They went to that island. [laughter]. >> All right. Took their shoes, went. swimming. >> Yeah. >> They swam to an island. That's right. >> Barefoot. They hiked. >> up top of the mountain and then they. bought it. >> They bought it. >> All right. That's real camping. >> That's real camping. And that's what you. guys go to Albania. >> Buy a mountain. >> Yeah. That's a real Yeah, that's real. camping. Was it not? >> How did you know? >> And then build a resort. >> You did. Did Did you build a fire. [laughter] pit? No.

>> You didn't build a fire pit and you. didn't grill or anything? >> There was no light. There was no light. >> What did you do for food? >> We sandwiches. >> I brought sandwiches and mustard. [laughter]. >> You brought sandwiches and mustard. >> Yeah. What do you mean? What kind of. sandwiches? >> It was just um just bread. >> Just bread, lettuce, >> ham, cheese, and mustard. >> Prison food. >> Yeah, prison food. I I like a ham and. cheese. >> Making it in the dark. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> that sounds like the worst time ever. You didn't just you didn't have a.

flashlight? >> No. >> Our phones. But then that was our. phones. And then we didn't have data. So. at 10:00 a.m. we were just like, "What. are we going to do?". >> Yeah. >> Exactly. >> What? You know, it's like those cave. people that that go what what are they. plunging? What do they call them? >> Spelunking. >> Spalunk. Spelunking. >> Yeah. >> And they get stuck in a crack like this, right? And they get stuck and they're. like, I think I'm going to die. Right. But it's like you chose to be there. [laughter]. You spelunk. >> You did this. >> You spelunked.

>> You know, I've never been in a cave. stuck in a crack. >> Never. >> Have you ever been? >> I'm thinking about it. I don't I'm. >> What about with that one dude that movie. with his arm. >> hours? 127 hours. >> Yeah. Yeah. He had a cut his own arm. off. I've just never been in that. situation before. Do you know why? I. don't go out there. >> You don't do that. >> Yeah. When people are coming back like, you know what I mean? What happened to. your arm? Shark attack. Well, that's. never will happen to me. >> Well, you do go in the ocean. I know, but I tiger sharks. Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But in South Africa, no.

>> Not going to go to South Africa. >> Well, I've been in there a shark. [laughter]. [laughter]. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> You're fogged up again, huh? >> Yeah. >> Big fog guy. You know it's a good. episode if he's fogging. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. Oh my god. So, no camping anymore. >> No more camping. >> All right. Ever again? >> Nohere. >> Okay. >> I think it's a good idea.

>> I think that's a really good idea. >> You don't need to camp. >> You don't need to camp. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. Well, you're comfortable. where you are. You're living in his. house, >> living a good life. >> Yeah. I. >> Oh, I'll tell you what I was going to. see. And I'm glad I bailed. I I bailed. on Scary Movie. >> My buddy told me he was like, "It's it. didn't it didn't do it." Which sucks is. I [ __ ] loved the first ones. >> I can't do it. [snorts] I just. >> But the original was so funny. >> The original is funny. >> You know why? It was a moment in time. >> Yeah. >> I think it was just a great moment in. time. >> Oh. Uh, wow. >> Wow. Wow. Wow.

>> Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. More money. Money. money money. >> I'll say this. This might be the last. time that we see you on the show for a. little while. So, >> probably a year, year and a half. >> Yeah. We'll miss you and go have fun. back at home. You'll be back. Maybe. We'll see. >> It's It's funny. She's like, "I can't. wait to go home.". >> Yeah. >> You miss the Philippines like crazy. >> and I can't meet my my friends and this. and that. And then she's my friend. attitude to Tito Bobby a lot. >> Yeah. I feel that. She's been doing. attitude. Your attitudes. I mean, why? Why though? >> No, cuz like the last time he was like,

I went on a date and he was like, I want. to I want to meet this guy. I'm I'm. going to I'm going to go to his profile. I'm going to message him. I'm like, what? >> And we're going to miss you. >> We are going to miss you. >> And I And I also um believe that you're. going to miss being here. >> Yeah. >> I don't that part I don't believe. >> Yeah. I don't know. Oh, I think you'll. be you'll miss some parts of the states. You'll miss Rudy. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> You'll miss. >> prefers to be in the Philippines. >> Yeah. >> She prefers it. Will you want to go. back? >> Yeah. You want to stay here? Yeah. You're an American.

>> You are. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But I mean, good luck. >> Yeah. Good luck. >> We hope you come back. >> We hope you come back. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Say thank you for being a bad friend. Great. Yeah. Woo. Woo.