Coco The Side Piece | Ep 211 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends ready 1 2 3 welcome to. another episode of bad friends I'm your. captain and this is my sidekick Andrew. this is my side guy my side Hustle No no. no piece my side piece no I'm the side. piece first of all you're never a side. you're not even a part of the gang right. now well you're a side chunk you're not. a side you're a side chunk that's a. pretty PE that's.

a you know you also can I just say. something too um you're a little. deceiving no I I saw the last episode I. never lied I told you that I haven't. done standup in 5 years that's not what. I'm talking about oh you know when you. make assumptions somebody gets bit no do. that a term I just made that. up I think I got a couple of phrases. jumbled up there but um um when it's not. broke F fix it if you break it anyway uh. listen bud um I don't like being lied to.

I don't like being deceived I don't like. um your rabble. rousing that word I agree can we move on. no no we can't move on until I address. this issue okay what's your name no did. Esther tell you no okay what's your name. Greg no no no if you think we don't know. okay we know what's your name what do. you I thought that this was going to be.

about I know what it is by the way are. you chewing are you chewing gum and. eating potato chips I'm I'm practicing. being a father by the way I had a dream. where there was three babies in beanies. and neon beanies running they were your. babies stop stop stop stop stop I know. what you're trying to do right now it's. not going to work we're we're going to. talk about this issue and then we're. going to move on okay is it because I. did Paulie's podcast no it has nothing. Well has a little bit something to do. with it you can't do any other podcast. by that way but he promised me a pup cup. if me and Buster behaved all right these. little little whimsical things you're.

doing right now these these cute things. you're doing right now usually it works. with me cuz I think it's working a. little bit now cuz I want to I want to. kind of move on now that's so cute but. my point is um what's your name friend. Craig no what is your legal name why. would that be a problem okay don't yell. okay oh that's right we're wearing. microphones yeah we're mic we're wearing. microphones okay we're strapped or we're. strapped my dog oh but why would that. make you mad what is your cuz I don't. like being lied to that's all it's Greg.

is my middle name in my ID what's your. first name though on your ID who did you. get this. from okay sorry goop goop make this. easier they does he know we know is it. am I going to prematurely give. information can I tell you what it is or. you is that is that the game we're. playing okay your name is crore crore. you know after told you cror your name. is cror cror which translates to Greg no. it doesn't and Coco transl in space.

language faty. no that's a klling on name cror is a. Kling it translates to fat guy first of. all it's grigor like gor G A masculine. give a name and a surname variants. include Gregory Gregor GGI gregori and. Western American is cror. oror okay at this point now you know my. first name my my middle name my last. name you know all the schools I've been. to my brother says don't give out your. social security number and now every.

anyone needs to change my passwords are. pretty much on this podcast yeah yeah. okay we don't want to go to your middle. name right now or your last name okay. you're doing your cute thing in it and. it's really for me because I kind of. want to move on but um no let's stick to. cre cor thank you so much friend yeah. yeah what the so why don't you just go. by Creek. cor I had 27 years to decide if I wanted. to be cre cor I decided I want to be. Greg so we can drive down. Glendale you and I and there's there.

could be somebody on the side of the. street going crore I will walk. by what I will just walk by I know but. there are people out that that that that. know you as cre no no no no no no they. either know me as coco or Greg no one. knows you with a k no one knows who is. Coco dude they do you've been trying. that since day one trying to get Coco to. stick and it's not going to stick with. me I'm never going to call you that okay. who knows like who who comes with their. own nickname family I don't honestly I. thought today was going to be fun I I.

had a rough week I I keep getting. chicken nuggets chicken impossible. nuggets stuck in my toaster and I got. then I got stuck under a weighted. blanket okay see what he's doing stop it. stop it stop it why are you putting. nuggets in the toaster cuz you get them. crispy it's my fourth toaster year do. you have an oven it's not plugged in I. no it's I don't the oven isn't plugged. in the oven I'm not going to turn on an. oven do you have an air fryer I have an. air fryer but that's not plugged in.

either it's so much fun putting chicken. nuggets in the toaster and then they pop. up and you have to catch them and then. you have to get them out but it smokes. and then you think how long can I let it. smoke I might have you guys turn off his. mic no yeah I'm supposed to be a side. piece this is It's just yeah you're our. side chicken nugget okay okay but first. of all yeah plug in the uen plug in the. air fryer what do you not do you not. know how to you do that unplug and plug. I know how to use a toaster but do you. know how to plug and unplug things yeah.

you do so can you unplug your toaster. and plug in the oven or whatever well. it's burnt I need a new toaster but yeah. okay buy this guy a new toaster please. no y I'll I will buy it yeah you buy it. yeah well listen up cror. no no that sounds more Korean than Bobby. cre I am cre yeah yeah yeah it sounds. like from He-Man doesn't it yeah it does. it sounds like one of the character. skeletor's [ __ ] no one knew this until. hi SK SK it's me cre yeah let me say.

something cre cor is that cre cor is. that a famous cre cor yeah cre oh there. are other famous oh chess you're more. Checkers huh see more Checkers I I don't. I. like I like that he doesn't seem chess. when you say youan the fast food. restaurant Checkers yeah yeah yeah yeah. oh not the game he doesn't have to play. that I like board games yeah yeah I like. Cards Against what games can you play uh. Perfection but that's hard uh.

I like I don't know how to play checkers. or chess you don't no Checkers either no. I played poker and they underestimated. me and I won I tell you what game he. doesn't want how to play is plug in the. oven that's a tough game for some reason. how how are the chippies bud yeah I have. twins this time yeah you do buddy one's. Asian they're both Asian so can we call. you cre cor from now on oh yeah but like. that's like the worst thing you could. call me oh I could think of no then I'll.

I'll meet you I can think a lot of. things but like I have some questions. for Andrew afterwards because you guys. are getting way CU this is your back. we're going to move on so ask afterward. no ask now you have questions for Andrew. ask away baby no no no no I'll ask after. because honestly I think you guys did a. background check no we didn't no we. didn't how did you know do you think we. did a back look at the [ __ ] employees. we have do you think we did a background. check that's insane this is a [ __ ]. illegal immigrant an obvious cartel uh. uh drug baby and then a loser from the.

Midwest who was like a a hockey coach. Dropout I mean dude we don't we just. pick up the scraps where they fall did. we talk about his Long Beach performance. yet or to him no no I don't think so we. hav seen him since then I don't think. okay so um that's another lie oh wow no. I let me talk okay may I yeah is this. your show no I don't have a show I know. yeah calm it down calm it down D goopy. Namaste come right down yeah creek creek. cre crey.

Creer cre. mccor M sounds like a lawyer yeah yeah. so. um another. deception yeah or that's Johnny Cochran. I think shut up shut up man shut up you. [ __ ]. um you had a full-blown panic attack a. week before Long Beach begging us please. I don't want to do it I'm going to fail.

I haven't done it what all the excuses. and then you go you show up at the show. how many people in the audience you. think 3,000 3,000 people and um you walk. up there and you pull out a [ __ ]. AK-47 and you go I mean you okay I'm. going to two minutes before you went up. he told me hey I think he should only he. shouldn't go up or he should only do a. couple of jokes I said he looks a little. too nervous maybe we should restrict his. time to make him feel comfortable just.

do him a couple minutes and tell him he. can come right back right something like. that he was pacing and I I came to you. remember I came to you I go ah me and. Andrew had a talk you should just say hi. pretty much right and you went up there. you. went like like yeah yeah yeah and you. obliterated the room did great yeah so. that's another lie another lie that. wasn't a lie shut up oh so you had 10. minutes of jokes of pure jokes I timed. six minutes but not that night first of. all you did 12.

no I didn't yeah yeah his mic I can't. hear him yeah he turned his mic off I. like that no no turn his mic up a little. bit it's fine turn it up but here cre. creaky creeky Creek dog I said I was. going to die I didn't say I can't do. standup and that part was true you. weren't going to die I was going to die. no and then when your agents and manager. showed up I forgot English oh so it's so. because also he treat he this is so. funny agent manager are like his rock. bands they're my pen pal like he knew. they're by name they're every like what. agency it's so [ __ ] weird he knew my.

he knew my agent's he was like that's. your agent yeah yeah I was like how. would you know who that is yeah you said. the name I write letters to them that's. how you book Comics F what do you mean. you write letters to them and you let. you you're Mr nuoro you mean you mean an. email. yeah you write an email you hand write a. letter and then translate to email get. their attention that'd be funny if you. did you email you email noose and you. say hey noose I'm interested in Booking. people for my show yeah it's very smart. that's do you know my agents yeah who.

well I thought Abby was Abe because I. was just losing my mind but then I found. out it's Abby and it's it's a you know. but Matt Blake he has two first. names stop. okay he handles. heavyweight. Abbe yeah Abe. Abe by the way we're calling Abby Abe. from her. now yeah you're cre and she's ab ab oh.

my God and by the way what a show that. would be on Adult Swim cre cor and. Abe oh it's wander lust it's beautiful. it's the precipice of Happiness when. you're around I love it what are you. showing me right now Carlos goop at a. Premiere oh no oh yeah oh really oh oh. you go to Hollywood there he is there he. is wow drugstore tune wa push pause for. a. second none of those people are in the. movie H none of those people are in the. movie Sandy Danto how come how come I. get invited to this Benji AR follow.

who's the guy in the middle there is. that Al Paulie who Paulie that's Paulie. yeah none of them are in the movie what. do you doing on the red carpet of a drug. told him I was literally he told the. lady running the carpet that I was on uh. love on the Spectrum and she gently. invited me on the red. carpet he said that to everyone we meet. everyone we meet it does not cuz that's. cuz he call tells everyone I'm Chinese. yeah right so it's the same thing he. says you have autism.

well do you think you but you do you. have autism did we say this I I started. taking a test and halfway through my ADD. kicked in and it wasn't looking good so. I stopped but I'm open to taking an. Autism we should put you we should on. the Spectrum yeah cuz we want to find. you love we love you and we want you to. find love you don't want love no I don't. want spectrums or scales I want no. limits but what your can I may I ask a. question and we're going to move on I. know just let me ask him a question get. on let's move on. soon I know I know but let because it. speak my curiosity can we write down.

what your perfect mate would. be yeah you're G to come up with an. animal no I'm yeah no that's I'm asking. you no I will end up you're going to. come up with an animal like a kangaroo. or something honestly so give me a trait. so. um age bracket maybe oh I'm writing it. down I'm not one of those people with an. age bracket Jesus [ __ ] Christ oh my. God yeah maybe this is an exercise for. another time because I don't like. exercises yeah oh um sorry.

uh it's uh it's like red light and and. and green light red light age. age I don't know like 25 to 35 I mean. give give me an age bracket here. manef your pref. preference okay. uh I I don't I I I don't want TW I. you're you're getting on my last [ __ ]. nerve right now two slow people make a. very slow person uh so uh um so I don't.

I guess 2 25 25 on on onwards yeah. what's the age Gap here I mean the the. the limit you think. 50 I don't want another Mom okay so. let's go 25 to. 40 35 okay okay 25 30 no what do the. stop we we we're moving on um what what. what does this person do for an. occupation that would be a preference. for. you um.

my friend's a lawyer but I treat her. like a regular person a lawyer then no. um should we move on I oh. yeah all right let's talk about we'll. find love next time we'll get you we'll. get you a 27y old lawyer okay there's a. lot of those roaming around yeah anyway. um welcome back to the show but thank. you and thank you for having me in Long. Beach and thank you for having me okay. okay thank me too thank you CHR not very. many people get to live that kind of. thing and I never thought I would we're.

happy that we're happy you're happy. happy happy happy let's talk about some. real stuff yeah talk about so um talk. about one of the funniest moments I've. ever witnessed in my entire life in an. airport well it wasn't it was a a very. awkward situation do you guys know what. happened so we were in Austin yeah the. the flight's delayed so it's me Andrew. and Andrew's wife were sitting there. waiting for them to board the plane and. um we're standing there and people are. asking for photos with us yeah you you. know and um which is pretty normal if I.

if I may say so so myself and there's a. guy off to the side pretty near us on a. table and he's on his laptop and he go. excuse me correct me if I'm wrong the. story he goes excuse me what do you guys. do MH and I said oh we're jugglers and. magicians that's right right and he goes. [ __ ] that he he goes I don't believe. that for a second and I said you believe. what you want to believe pal but at the.

same time yeah I said Bobby said [ __ ]. you we started cracking up yeah we crack. and Bobby goes go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ]. your yeah yeah and we're laughing and. this guy went like this to. this and look straight down straight. down and I don't know what he's doing. he's typing away typing away and now I'm. now and then your wife laughs we cracked. up no but she's laughing a lot yeah cuz. it's now it's. awkward and I and I kind of go hey man. we Comics you we joke wrong [ __ ] around.

you know and he just won't look up. didn't look up so then I start going. let's get away from here we stood there. for a long time long time and it was so. uncomfortable and you just kept typing. away looking down looking down and Bobby. goes should we walk away should we walk. away I go all right we can walk away so. we walk away mhm now the whole time we. the conversation is how I guess how. uncomfortable I feel it was so weird. yeah I go I don't know what to do I mean. I feel so [ __ ] bad and I said just go. go over to him you you and your wife say.

it I we said go over to and just say. just say we were just kidding and I'm. like I'm like going I I don't know man. you didn't need to we it was already. over we were kidding not only did I need. to I didn't want to but you did I did. you're a standup guy yeah I did so I. come up slowly and hey man dude I'm so. sorry that I told you to go [ __ ]. yourself I go seriously we're like. that's just our brand of. humor you know you usually that get to. laugh you know what I mean and um I'm so.

sorry and he goes why are you. apologizing to me and I go well cuz I. just I feel bad right and he goes and he. just goes back and his now you forget. one thing he said that was really rude. oh that was yeah he goes that was really. rude I go I know I and he and then he. goes back into his thing this is like a. 50-year-old man we were just [ __ ]. kidding and he [ __ ] took it to her he. screwed Bobby off and he looked back. down and tight but then Bobby loved it. cuz he walked by us he goes what if he's. not even on this plane I go he's on this.

plane oh yeah yeah and he walked right. by and Bob he stared at him the whole. [ __ ] time I stared said when he. walked in the. plane anyway wherever you are sir so. we're sorry we're [ __ ] kidding we're. kidding but you know what dude [ __ ] that. guy hell yeah dude for real well what. did you really say to me you come up to. me all nervous and he goes what if he. runs a studio what if he like a. president oh yeah yeah I mean because. that's that's my [ __ ] that's my lock. you know what I mean it's Jeff Ba's. house yeah or whatever you know I mean. but it's like but then he he went to.

coach Bobby loved that well I loved it. because the the odds of him being a. studio exact just came way down you mean. that's true I'm like oh and he also had. an instrument yeah he had an instrument. like a violin or something something. like a small little instrument so um I'm. I mean I'm pretty probably there's an. orchestra in La that doesn't like me. right now it what if it's the LA. philarmonic yeah I don't care I don't go. to that me neither yeah yeah it's [ __ ]. but I anyway I'm we're sorry I I'm sorry.

don't [ __ ] yourself but I do believe. that um I took a risk you know I do try. to make amends when it's needed of. course you did the right thing and. usually it works out we're like hey man. I understand you know I mean whatever. but that just didn't happen 10 times out. of 10 it works out if not with that guy. though I can't believe it I couldn't. believe it but it didn't ruin a good. trip we went down to Austin we no it was. didn't okay the Friday was great we did. with Joe you guys weren't there you were. Carlos there Jo. and Frank we of the basement yard I.

think it's only available on patreon. that was fun then we went out to a great. dinner oh my God a glorious dinner 3. forks we had a great and then Rogan. texted me well I know I had run into. Rogan earlier the night before and he. goes. um oh my go you all right no what did. you do this cre I did no I hope they're. SE fried what stir fry Jesus this guy's. hungry I hope they're you want stir fry. right now Carlos go go get him some stir.

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thought it was weird like cuz people I. think in the audience was like what the. [ __ ] is going on here they cheered I. didn't hear cheers I heard cheers that's. in your head oh it is yeah maybe it was. just cre cor out there maybe. oh cheering for me yeah yeah and we saw. the show and then I left a little early. you did how long did you stay to the. very end oh yeah and then we stayed. afterwards and went backstage and. chatted with them and it oh did you. really yeah it was red I I can't when. you said I needed to leave Joe was like. where the [ __ ] is he going and I was.

like this is what he does he leaves he. just gets uncomfortable and needs to. leave but you missed it CU afterward no. I saw five or six songs like I I knew. all the songs yeah and I was just like. oh that was cool and I just kind of it. just got to it there's these two guys in. back of me mhm I don't know who those. guys are yeah and. then also there's a little fence here. where everyone is and they're just kind. of like I don't know I just felt. uncomfortable I felt like trapped in in. a cage it was also hard for you to see. well because Duncan Trussell was there.

and I was there you know so anyway it. was a great time and um what and then. Saturday we did the mothership and you. know bounc around the mothership a. little bounc a little bit and then um. our friends saw Jim Norton Erica roach. oh my God bunch of good Comics good. Comics it was a fun weekend it actually. was a really I like these little trips. we take these little tiny trips we take. we should take more but we should just. do it just you and I together yeah when. we're not really I we did do a show but. a simple thing no it was small and. intimate it was kind of a fun. you know what was nice to not have.

there the boys yeah it felt good it felt. real good it felt freeing you liked it. cuz you turn to me at some point and you. go it's nice that macon's not. here I did say that I think you did and. and you meant it and I think you not not. an offensive way it was just like um you. know what like a you you know Compound W. is is that a. cream it's. close yeah count Compound W um remove. the warts okay you know and it's like.

it's like I used to have a wart on my. knuckle and I used Compound W. knuckle yeah he had a ward on his moose. knuckle yeah my moose knuckle and um and. it went away and it was just like oh I. don't have the W that's kind of what it. felt like not having a cone around oh. that's really it's like it's gone that's. funny because the warts do kind of come. and go as they please they do they grow. back at the same spot something and also. they pop up at the most inconvenient. times don't they exactly so your wart. wart we have abee cror and wart yeah but.

um no offense because sometimes when. you're around yeah you know sometimes. warts are okay yeah sometimes they add. character you know when you see like a. witch with boils and warts it looks cool. well gives you reality check right oh. I'm human M or I have to deal with human. things you know you got like negative. emotions and stuff right yeah you got a. lot of compliments uh on your gels this. weekend for some reason yeah a lot yeah. he drives crazy it drives me nuts you.

don't like my nails I don't I know I. don't but I don't know why yeah why does. it bother you just because my dad used. to make us paint our. nails no there's no way when we would. lose like if I lost a basketball game. he'd make me paint my nails and I'd have. to wear a dress and walk around the. neighborhood and I'd say I'm a little. [ __ ] I would say I'm a little [ __ ] boy. and I can't win and I'd have to repeat. that and the neighborhood goes Shame. Shame Shame ring a bell yeah yeah yeah. dude when cersi had to do that in Game. of Thrones oh my God imagine Shame Shame. Shame and then when she gets revenge on.

that one crazy. nun where she's in prison and that nun's. like harassing her for a season and then. you know tables have turned and then the. mountain was it the mountain or whatever. had to torture. the you guys never saw Game of Thrones. no but wait do you know what it is I. I've seen it it's I've I've never seen. an episode but I've seen it what's that. oh this is [ __ ] phenomenal this is. the there's never we do this at the end. or no we do these at the end yeah go. ahead do at the end we don't do this now.

okay he is but you know he's throwing. stuff in the air and I do like that he's. juggling and you know why he's trying. everything right now why cuz he's sober. as he's ever been he's clear-headed he's. participatory I don't know man great a. marks for me well you don't believe that. I'm not drinking I think you're just. still smoking weed I'm not okay yeah see. that was actually very honest you could. tell that he's not how many days. now a little over like 95 96 or. something look at me in the eyes and he. pills no pills lexipro only prescription.

that's legal that's that's legal that's. fine okay my bad no congratulations man. no Tuson you're not like tussen tripping. no I wish no no tussen how's the sexual. behavior uh I actually slowed down a. little bit very good very good yeah. before you came in he was showing us. hooker websites oh yeah I. mean really literally you ins that's. what we looking at he he was telling me. what did you say say what you said I. said Andrew as soon as your money came. in as soon as I pay the check I wrote. him a check all right as soon as I wrote.

him a check what did you do I went to a. website he went to a hooker website we. gave you a little raise didn't we not. the moment that he cashed the check. that's insane maybe we shouldn't get in. that raise well no he's going to use it. anyways I'd rather that than on drugs. exactly that's true that's but also that. can be a drug be careful yeah and also I. just want to say I got invited to a. girl's place last week to do Coke like. two in the morning and I thought about. it for a while but I didn't go he called. me it's a girl that you've already. penetrated uh no we're working on it. okay yeah thank you go thanks goop. thanks Creek thanks Creek no he did call.

me and tell me he's like you'd be proud. of me I got invited to a party that was. really typically would want to go to. real bad but but resisted but that's. huge so these girls they call you up and. they say hey we got a bag you got to. come over yeah and what's your first. thought oh this can be like here ready. bling bling bling bling bling hello hey. Carlos hey what's going on what's up. hold on this is my Carlos I have a I. have a girl with me who are you talking. to Carlos you know bald weirdo oh my god.

do you like him like he's like that guy. crumb yeah yeah yeah yeah we call him. crumb you why he has crumbs he's crusty. he's crusty yeah anyway Carlos we have a. bag of coke with your name on it what. are you thinking is there any fentanyl. in it I mean [ __ ] I have one of those. strips let me check hold. on don't laugh I I know I just like no. one ever cuz we always have pure Coke we. always have pure Coke and when he's. asking me it's like I luckily these. fentanyl stripss thank God test a test.

test let's see a little a little bit a. little not enough to kill anybody not to. kill anybody want to come over yeah I do. let me call you back anyway there's no. there's no fat there's no fatel so. please come over I have to call Andrew. who's Andrew Gross is that that stupid. redheaded from Dave is that that ugly. guy from Dave no he's one of my best. friends but is it the same guy is it the. same guy he's friends with a little. Chinese fat guy yeah exactly e that. Chinese fat guy is pretty hot though you. think so I don't think so why do you.

because it's like guys like that they. have way bigger dicks than you think no. that's not what I've heard and seen. that's not I actually went to one of. their shows and I saw it and it was. [ __ ] G well I'm going to say I talked. to his ex Kila Sarah Christine all his. exes they said a big dick that's not. what Kila said to me anyway are you. going to come over and do this coke with. us or not I'm on my way there he. goes I'm glad that you resist and you do. the right thing and pick up the phone. and call a friend do not I'm sure that's. tempting too cuz two cute chicks want. you to come over and hang out yeah was.

awesome and your mind do you ever think. I could go over there and not do Coke. and just hang out with cool hot chicks. that's what my plan was I knew you. soak uh you know what's funny is I. soaked in New York last week you did you. soaked in New York is that when you. sexual stuff is kind that's when you. just put it in and let it sit yeah yeah. you leave it in yeah right you're right. crore and then what happens in the. morning have you ever soaked cre no but. I knew it had to be dirty because Carlos. is doing it that's right right in the. Mormon Community somebody gets under the. bed and while you're soaking and they. bounce the mattress do you know this. that sounds fun.

okay oh you're the I feel like you're. that's your job you be grit at that. think you're like. we he's just sitting cross- leg eating. chips with his head hit at the bottom of. the and some girls like who's doing oh. it's cre cor is under the B fine and he. has to go cre cor. cre wow you soaked in New York yeah I. think it was because it was the first. time with this girl it was like the. first time we met that it was like a. progression over the night like take off. my pants then my underwear then soak but.

the weird thing is Love on the Spectrum. was on the whole time really I got into. it so I was listening during this whole. time maybe that's why you couldn't. that's why you stopped it soaking well. how do you know I didn't come cuz I. didn't I think he did it I think D this. is he's a detective did you see that. yeah he's a good little detective yeah. you're like Sherlock Holmes to me I I. ask away yeah uh you came to love on the. Spectrum and we're gonna prove it I.

didn't come watching Love on the. Spectrum I promise keep going Creek you. got it I'm not trained for this. um let's do a little scenario here I. think I really think that you're like. Sherlock HS okay we're it's the early. 1800s in. London I've been to London that's that. doesn't matter it's fine all right right. and we him and I are police officers. we're on a SE scene of the crime that's. right right there's a young lady.

brutally stabbed there's a. knife um but it's broken off but we. can't find the other half of the knife. okay we don't know what to do cuz we're. new mhm like M what do we do I don't. really know what to do yeah I just don't. you I I I don't understand how we are we. hired like this type of English guy from. Essex or something I got the. job anyway well part of the knife is. broken off anyway cre it's up to you to.

figure it out yeah cre we called you do. we there our phones we called them we. rung you up We R we yeah sorry cre about. his face you've got to finish he had a. stroke you've got to finish your crime. you're a great actor I'll be eating. beans on. toast I think the first place you should. check is inside for the other half oh. inside for the other half. yeah inside for other half well you're. are you have are you having a stroke no.

yeah are you English hello I try to do. what you're doing I feel like this is. like watching things we didn't check we. didn't check each side when Bobby does. English it's like a Asian guide shut up. man let me [ __ ] commit to it dude. anyway Bullocks find find the [ __ ]. other half of the knife inside the body. so what do you do to find the other half. Creek you're up I think you have to flip. them over and burp them burp them see if. the other half comes out that way holy. [ __ ] wow my God people swallow daggers I.

think they swallow the dagger. behold who wow I lied in my resume I. shouldn't get this. this this this what what happened to. your o I don't know yours freaked mine. out yours why you guys I'm trying I'm. committing anyway okay so very good you. would be a good detective that would be. very good whoa so you wanted us. to tap his body so that the other blade.

would come out of the hole Yeah you burp. him you burp him. wow there somewhere yeah. okay I don't know Creek yeah are are you. finding some new found Fame look behind. you we had some fan make art for you. which is incredible you're well you're. turning violet Violet that's what that. is you know what that's from yeah I love. Charlie in the Chocolate Factory H Willy. Wonka and the chocolate pack I don't.

like the Johnny Depp version at all why. is that cuz Johnny Depp so you hate. Johnny de post Scandal or pre pre-. Scandal he was just terrible in that. movie you don't need to make him you. know Willy Wonka quirky because he's. already perfect so you think Gene. Wilder's version is the best version. Yeah by far what about shalam didn't he. just redo it as a young willly Wonka. yeah do you not like shom's version um. yeah I watched it it took three times to. get through it but you can't beat the. original you can't beat the original.

there's you know you really can't you. really can't I don't know I don't I. honestly be I've only seen that movie. one time God I've watched it so many. [ __ ] so I don't know what what it's. about at all I can I just I and I'm not. making a bit out about it let me see if. I can get it let's see how close you are. okay there's a. factory that's a crazy part there's not. well there's. a yeah really course of course and this. guy um Willie Wonka well Willie Wonka.

William William T Wonka William T Wonka. right runs this Chocolate Factory that's. right and there's a promotional kind of. uh a contest for people that if in a in. a bar there's a ticket right and if you. get the golden ticket you get to go to. this promotional thing seems like you've. seen it no I know I haven't I saw one. time I just but now after now it gets a. little hazy. okay so if all the kids that get the. golden ticket right they and then things. ensue somebody get blows up one of them.

is fat one of them is a [ __ ] okay okay. goop goop slow down who's the [ __ ] goop. Vera salt Vera salt yeah oh that's her. name there there's a band called veras. Sal uhoh uhoh news flash news flash. they're named after. her wow yeah anyway how come there. wasn't a band called Charlie Bucket. Charlie Bucket is such a good name for a. band but at the end there's a Gob. stopper that one of the kids stole.

Everlasting Gobstopper Everlasting Gob. stopper and at the end of the movie he. puts it on Wily Wonka's desk that's. Charlie Charlie Charlie is Charlie is. bribed here we by Willy Wonka's what. seems to be his evil. competitor right and he says if you. steal me Everlasting G stoer smeel Worth. or. something that guy what that's the guy. who smel smel Worth or something the guy.

you're doing your schma worth that one. no it's not schma worth his name in the. movie is uh what is his name that. [ __ ] guy Will Wonka enemy yeah what. is his [ __ ] name. slugworth slug weren even close at allel. worth s schmeel is. umug I remember vividly as a kid. watching this by the way and seeing the. way they shot that the sheen on his face. it was so smooth I remember the light. bouncing off his cheeks and the. indentation and how scary he looked the.

way he talked to there's no job that. this guy doesn't have that that scares. the [ __ ] out of people yeah at. McDonald's what do you think yeah like I. wouldn't eat. it he's so yeah he's so scary in this. film he does such a great job but he. convinces Charlie to try to steal an. everlasting Gobstopper right there. that's the scene and Charlie Bucket. succumbs to the poor uh overwhelming. feeling of trying to help his family out. and Jacks one with his Grandpa Joe you. said Jack's one with his grandpa.

Joe dude honestly dude you need help. Creek you need to get you need to go to. the hospital and get your head checked. out D eat one of those chips Creek yeah. yeah chip eat a crick Anyway Chip eat a. crick so and then and then Wily Wonka. likes Charlie no well he sees the good. and Charlie the whole film cuz all these. other kids are kind of spoiled brats. there's Mike TV wants to be a Hollywood. movie star I see and there's Violet. board and brw wow so you've seen it.

you've seen it one of my favor it was. one of my favorite books as a kid like I. loved it so much and then what ended up. happening was you stole fizzy lifting. drink that scene is one of the best. scenes of all time right and so and he's. with his uncle or something right. Grandpa Joe Grandpa Joe and and and. Grandpa Joe I remember goes come on come. on Charlie let's leave come on and he go. and he goes hold on Grandpa Joe one. second very good and he what no it's. very good and walks up to the table I I. remember willly Wonka is writing.

something down maybe he's like you know. writing a letter or drawing a picture I. don't know what he's doing and he sits. on the table he turns around and then. will goes this is Charlie right. Charlie come back here Charlie You've. Won Charlie oh yeah yeah you won Charlie. yeah that's something like that the. beautiful scene that that that these. film dorks will remember is when he puts. the Gob stopper down and he puts his. hand on the god do you know this moment. will he put his hand over the god Gob. stopper as if to like say like this is.

amends have been made peace has been. made in putting his hands on the Gob. stopper was you saying to the man I'm. sorry I told you to go [ __ ] yourself. dude and all he could have done all he. should have done was ride the elevator. through the glass into the sky with you. but he didn't that guy didn't he that. guy was slugworth he's slugworth the man. we met you hear that violin man you hear. that violin you're slugworth you are. dude and I'm gonna say this right now. dude I've never ever in my lifetime. go ahead no I want you to go I've never.

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remember when mine didn't even show up. at all and then my guy lied by the way. this is what's the weirdest thing yeah. but I didn't [ __ ] up with Andrew no no. it wasn't his fault okay it wasn't it. wasn't Carlos's fault if you [ __ ] up. Thursday I swear to God you're fired no. I okay oh I promise that's it I'm going. to call you directly angle you're fired. I don't want to see you again that would. never happen tce yeah it won't happen. anyway anyway anyway um you just jinxed. him yeah. fancy be nice yeah in fact you should.

get your car ready like I should go. there should I be parked there actually. wait a minute why Carlos just got a. brand new car why don't you put on a. suit and pick him up yeah I could do. that should I wear all bad friend stuff. and I want you to hold a sign outside of. Rogan's club though I don't know if you. saw this there were black Israelites do. you know what this is goop Creek do you. know what a black Israelite is it's like. an African Jud to me okay Jesus. chist there was dozen of black. Israelites yelling in the streets they. were the original Jews and they were. screaming at people and they were.

wearing purple shirts just like those. shirts right there and they were. screaming at people that's exactly what. they were wearing that's it no that's. what Beyonce's backup dancers wore at. Coachella is this at Coachella I think. so wow there's the trumpets they're not. holding or wakanda so so these. individual did you just hear what he. just said that was so [ __ ] funny holy. [ __ ]. wakanda wow this is the sniper yeah. yeah are let me let me ask you a. question so are these PE these uh.

individuals are they Jewish of descent. they say they are the original Jews je. wow so they they believe in Judaism and. they practice Judaism they believe in. yeah they believe they are the original. Jews they say they were yelling at. people on the street handing out. pamphlets okay and it wasn't an. approachable I would rather the other. version of Jews that's like hey come get. a pamphlet like this was very aggressive. very aggressive well they need these. people these great fine people these. great fine people there's good people on. both sides yeah there's good Jews black.

Jews and white Jews no but it was crazy. how AG they were screaming at us and I. was like I'm just trying to go to the. [ __ ] club but they were actually. protesting Joe's Club no no no no okay. no no no they were in six Street. protesting something I couldn't really. hear what they were doing it had nothing. to do with the club it was just out. front of his [ __ ] club cuz 6th Street. is a absolute nightmare it's a nightmare. it's disgusting yeah look at that guy. right there yeah pointing letting you. know yeah yeah black is Israelites shout. out to the black Israelites okay okay.

anyway how many show now you're going to. see another show you just went and saw a. show who you going to see now I'm doing. 20 shows in New York next week you're. what I'm going to see 20 shows in New. York 20 Broadway shows yeah oh by the. way and whatever show we talk about ends. up getting canceled sleep no more has. been operating without a permit. apparently for two years and they shut. it down love and and Adele lost her. voice and she canceled but you did go to. Madonna with Esther no yeah that was fun. it was a L of fun yeah we're going to. see casy mus grapes together you kind of. are a material girl huh not a physical.

Material Girl what's that other thing oh. no then I'm not a material girl I'm I'm. more of an experienced one you're an. experienced girl yeah like a virgin oh. my favorite song by her is borderline I. like that song that's so good it's a. good song She's a phenomenal do you. remember how people talk about Taylor. Swift huge star but do you remember in. the [ __ ] late. 80s dude Madonna was huge yeah what she. was she was the same kind of scale same.

kind of scale of fervor obviously not as. big Because the Internet didn't exist if. the internet would existed Madonna would. have been as big 100% she would have had. her huh bigger bigger maybe but that's. harder to know because Taylor Swift is a. global phenomenon Madonna was too but. the reach was just more because of the. is it is it me though I'm going to ask a. serious real question. here I can't I don't know a Taylor Swift. song I mean I'm I'm sure she's very good. but like but Madonna songs I know like.

all the like the top eight hits right. yeah I think you do know Taylor s songs. you just don't remember that you know. them because they're yeah but even as a. young guy was like oh that's borderline. by Madonna and like it was catchy you. know what I mean but is it because I'm. older I I don't know what's going on. yeah it's not for us really yeah dude. we're old we're you're a 52y old Chinese. man it's not for you oh yeah the [ __ ]. yeah she's not writing songs for you. okay she I mean seriously do Taylor. Swift's number one songs and I got to. tell you you will know all of them it.

just like I literally won't like Shake. It Off shake it off you know that song. literally don't no chance never heard it. I got a blank space baby and I'll write. your name you know that no okay um um I. don't know Bad Blood you definitely know. bad blood I don't know I I know Billy. ish I know Adell I know um people who. didn't build their careers off pity yeah. oh he hates. you don't no not much of a singer we.

don't need a 10minute version of any. song that dull you know that dull you. know what thing you're not a material. girl you're a moody girl yeah you're a. little Moody girl Moody [ __ ] who's a. little Moody [ __ ] over there I like. that you you're a little judgy [ __ ] I. think you're actually he's a very not. judgy you are judgy cre Corp cut it out. you've never seen a Taylor sth concert I. have all she does it oh you've been yeah. all she does. is but you have to keep your enemies.

closer. you how many times have you seen Taylor. Swift live I think three times okay but. once wasn't enough to say I don't like. accident she was it was never her alone. oh she's at Festival lineups okay oh I. say who have you what artists have you. seen the most like the most number of. times when I was a kid I saw Hillary. Duff 23. times Jesus Christ yeah but uh does she. have a lot of songs yeah she she has an. incredible uh uh you know discography.

Hillary Ashley Simpson the Queen of Pop. she's incredible do you like fugazi is. that like bukkaki. yeah Bazi it's the same thing yeah like. do you like like punk bands uh like is. there a Sonic Youth album you know or no. I wouldn't say fugazi is a punk band oh. they're totally I mean minor threats to. fuka they're pretty DC Punk the. weekend's very good I like his white. songs and his black. songs. cre cre cre the weekend has black and.

white songs yeah what are his black. songs his white songs are like blinding. lights and then his black songs are like. you know when he whispers and says. really dirty things like R&B when he. does R&B whisper a little dirty thing. that he would say in my ear go ahead um. go ahead man no I wouldn't just. say I I need to know lyrics no you no. just make it up if you don't know come. come. on no they're mortifying oh my God no.

just say just come on man oo I'm blinded. by the line give me something aggressive. that I need my phone no no from your. Precor from your. heart yeah baby something that yeah baby. pump that pump that juice inside my it's. worse than that oh really oh oh let me. see let me see if I can guess if you. don't want to play all right yeah baby. let me take my [ __ ] knuckle dick.

right jam it up your [ __ ] tight [ __ ]. and rip holes baby what's up I think. that's what he said oh my God uh yeah. it's like really. graphic no I don't like this at all why. why grossing me out I know I'm just. saying I'm trying to get this what would. he say go something come on I'm be I'm. dirty come on look up or n l no no no. don't we're making it up man so I'm. we're at Club mhm. Tampa sounds like it you don't like you.

don't like this at all no no I like it. 2008 mhm right eore. street I'm B over big booty booty Beyond. booties dude it's like Twilight it's. like the night sky and I'm jiggling it. dude and hey yeah I'm. Kia I'm. Kia. wait hey I'm K what's what's your name. baby. baby yo my boy it's my boy.

crore no no not you he's trying to hit. not Creek or you trying to. hit what he my Bo trying to hit what he. gonna say hey Creek Run game on this. [ __ ] what he gonna say Run game on this. [ __ ] creek you could have your own. strip club with that ass no wow well. that was weird are you interested in my. boy creek creek run some game on this. [ __ ] I want game from you player no way. Creek what's please I don't want that. guy Creek try again no I think it's. forceful now I think I have to stop I.

think my legs are burning dude I'm going. go home my legs my legs are burning. [ __ ] do it D. tomorrow this was a bad idea every time. we go out [ __ ] do it dude every time. we go out that's what he does you're. supposed to do it dude we can't go out. anymore if you keep doing that oh she. would no was but you're making it weird. all you have to do is say you know I. think you're beautiful can I buy you a. drink yeah. something come on Creek God you don't. drink at all right oh I drink I like.

drinkies I like yeah what's your. favorite drink I like Jin I like. Jameson one's Jin and one was whiskey so. you just like anything real yeah. whatever gets you [ __ ] up yeah no beer. I like beer okay I like I like them all. I want to get drunk with Creek yeah. please drink I'm out you're out I know. I'm so mad right now I'm sorry my legs. burn so bad right now I'm so mad that he. didn't play along I didn't do anything. yeah you [ __ ] it up man my legs are. burning because we could have done a bit.

Creek was trying to do the bit and he. [ __ ] it up don't blame me I know but. you don't need a friend in the scenario. yes you do as a fat person I know how. your legs feel right now they're burning. from the bottom off no no all right cuz. you for some reason you don't want to do. it because I don't because I want to. pass the mic to Creek yeah I'm just. trying to get some sexualities from you. man we're going to try to we're going to. have to put Icy Hot on Bobby's. legs you use icy hot bud no yeah have. you put Ben have you put Ben on your.

dick no no no he has no no I pocket. dialed you the other night I know you. did and I it was cute you called me. right back and I said sorry Pock dial. yeah you about dial I know sorry little. but I giggle I did because I I mean I. wish I could giggle I didn't you can. Giggle and text I should Giggle and text. because I giggled when you you know what. my dad does my dad will butt dial me and. then it'll leave a 30 minute voicemail. of him just talking to other people just. talking to other people or just talking. to the TV sometimes I'll hear him talk. to the television I'm not kidding he's. alone most of the day so he'll just yell. at the TV it's kind of sad I want to I.

wish I could move my parents out here. like do you don't you wish your mom was. closer no really no I don't wait why you. I think I I would worry about her. constantly if she was closer no it cuz I. know that she lives in Phoenix and I. know she lives in the. suburbs you know nice and safe safe you. know in La it's a little there's other. elements that I I don't know I know I. know what you're saying yeah I'm afraid. of. elements you I mean being exposed to her.

that I don't want Hollywood stuff like. your mom ends up at a Hollywood. party yeah Carlos yeah with Carlos right. yeah and there's like fentanyl she's. like I I want to try let me try caros. because she has said um before I die I. want to try Moana well why don't we let. her try she's gonna she's old enough now. I would get her that like a gummy or. something like a blunt no not a she. never smoked anything no don't [ __ ].

blunt her dude come on dude don't blunt. his M yeah don't blunt my M right now. weirdo no like a little like 5 milligram. little Gummy yeah I got her yeah yeah. give her two yeah she had five she's. never smoked weed she's never touched. marijuana before give her a two see how. she feels give her another two see how. she feels then dose her with a 20 um I. also have a mushroom chocolates in my no. I don't want her to have that okay well. give that to someone give that to us I. know it's in the back right now it's in. the back of your freezer fridge yeah. they were also talking about in the in. the van over to the Black.

Keys I don't want to name the name but I. guess you can just cut that out right. this older comic Legend has the best LSD. in the country really yeah and it's it's. liquid form and and they go one. drop you're telling me Jay Leno has the. best yeah yeah Jay Leno dud have you. ever done acid oh yeah I hated a when I. did it I didn't like it yeah mushrooms. love no I like acid because it's more I.

just it's more intense the the the the. you know I. mean like I I hallucinate crazy like the. walls open up I wonder if you can see as. much as we see when you. hallucinate probably not as much because. it's I don't see it in the per. peripheral it's a little blinders huh. yeah yeah yeah I only see this. much imagine yeah mean Asian. hallucinating is oily restricted yeah. yeah he like Bobby do you see that. Dragon you're like where where yeah. where yeah yeah I have to actually.

directly look at it you know I mean and. not you know when Asians hallucinate. their vision is is just like an apple. Pro where you have to like kind of like. move your head around a little bit to. see it all well that's why they didn't. run when the [ __ ] bomb hit no they. couldn't see it coming yeah they were. just you mean they didn't you know if. they had regular eyes they could have. seen it up they could have seen it and. they would have run but they were like. oh what by the way there was a guy on. the plane wearing an apple Vision Pro. and it is funny to watch a guy yeah he. was sitting like right there in that. seat right next to me and it was funny. to watch a guy like.

this wow and he's do and his people next. to him just like reading a book like not. it that is going to be the future the. whole plane is going to be on devices. but what's the difference between apple. vision and Oculus cuz I have an Oculus. and I was tired of it after two weeks. Apple vision is supposed to be. significantly better than really yeah. but the technology is better I mean. where can I get one I can go to Apple. store right now and buy one yeah right. now they're. $5,000 it's [ __ ] yeah the Oculus was. only like what 600 bucks yeah it's it's. very reasonable in comparison yeah. they're 500 bucks 500 bucks but the.

apple one is four grand and by the way. it depends on the gigabyte you get. that's four grand for the 512 that's. where it starts right and what can you. do watch movies I me what anything it's. fully immersive you can be watching. something but it's also what do you call. it you can see what's going on outside. of the glasses while also being in what. is that called um what is it augmented. augmented reality right so it looks like. that you see that guy he's looking at. his office but he's also has screens in. front of his face so if I'm I'm watching. watching that right and I'm laying in my. bed yeah I could watch a movie yeah and.

is it and you can also see what's going. on in your house look at that just like. that like apps pop up in the air but let. me see what it looks like when you have. a movie well go on that's what he just. right the first picture first picture. right there is that that's it oh so you. oh you see your room then yes yes wow. okay aming and you can move that screen. to wherever you want you can also have. multiple screens up at once um oh you. can do that look at that fully immersive. immersive wow you can also enter the. mode where it is completely surrounding. you where you don't see the room.

incredible I'm going to should should we. get one it sounds like we're doing a. plug for right now s let's get can we. get one for the show no I want to buy. one should I buy one you should buy one. yes did you buy one no I don't want to. buy one can you wear it while you drive. shut the [ __ ]. up I've seen people shut the [ __ ] up. they're finging people you know what. Creek I that's definitely illegal to to. drive with this 100% but it will be the. future we will be able to do that you're. going to get in a car they're going to. make you put that on self-driving right. so you don't touch the wheel so you're. doing something else what is it now what.

uh what are they're all sold out do you. just go to the app you can get them. still yeah let's go to the store and go. get one Bob yeah okay I'm GNA buy one I. mean they they look fun I just think. they're you look cool in it crazy. expensive yeah I I can get one well. seriously though how many people are buy. buying this how many people can afford. this not a lot it's extremely it's. expensive it's a decadent you think. it'll go down yes well if a PlayStation. 5. you can't even find so you have to find. them on the Internet and that was 2500.

bucks it sold only 200,000 units wow. that's not a lot. yeah in a in in a in a country as vast. as we have but it with a wealth with a. wealth Gap the way that is now too. you're talking more and more people. cannot afford there's no way it's it's. really silly crazy but also you should. go buy one I'm going to buy one yeah you. should yeah you can afford it you I've. been watching online um on YouTube um. what have you know Court drama. yeah and I and and what I if I was.

guilty I wasn't guilty and I was accused. of something and I get a life. sentence I don't know if I'd be. stoic when the judge says the verdict. I'm going to I'm going to hand it down. to you right. now order should should I be Order in. the Court what should I be um stoic you. should react how you'd react well what. did I do what am I accused of doing I'll. get to it. oh okay Mr Lee please be. quiet uh would the court stenographer uh.

cre cor please hand me my. sheet thank you Creek looking good today. Creek hold hold on hold. on I always turn to the family yeah you. have to turn to the family and no one's. there mhm sad Mr Lee no no one came Mr. Lee Mr Lee Andrew Mr Lee I'm not going. to ask again oh sorry yeah pay attention. please okay okay. Mr. Lee in the county court case.

4965 you have been accused of showing. your anus in a public forum open anus. how do you plead not guilty you plead. not guilty they only do that because. we're the courts when you give the. verdict Mr Lee how do you plead to. showing your public anus your anus. guilty I not guilty your honor we do. have this video right here that we can. show you of your anus being shown in. public you still plead not guilty not. guilty I'm guilty I'm guilty I didn't.

know you video Mr Lee I've been a judge. you have the video for 36 years who gave. you the video Carlos I've never seen. something so egregious in my life yeah. I'm sentencing you now 45 life 45 to. life. what. what 4 for what show my but Mr Mr Lee Mr. Lee I've changed my mind because of your. emotion because of your emotion I've.

changed my. mind no one's there who the [ __ ] you man. that's the stenographer prore yeah. that's. Creek Lee because of your emotion oh. you'll go no I'll go to prison okay you. me suck your I'll suck your. dick. okay in prison I will you're going to. get more time by doing it don't suck the. judge did he say dick or dick he said. dick thank you thank you. Creek good reaction really that was. really good I would have given you less.

time really yeah yeah cut in half for. sure well they don't do the guilty thing. then they do it the trial and then so. now it's just that you saw the one guy. that jumped and almost tried to beat the. [ __ ] out of the judge oh oh yeah SED him. and he jumped over the desk oh yeah or. the guy his lawyer he's handcuffed but. he does a elbow attack yeah to hit him. in the in yeah yeah and he gets him God. it's so good what would you do well am I. cuffed oh. yeah oh you headbutt.

him yeah you know how you know how some. where's the head you know sometimes no. don't do that don't hurt that thing why. cuz it's going to break he's my lawyer. all right all right here we. go my lawyer right here hope you hurt. yourself I won't well I'm going to do. this like this so it's like he's a. little head yeah and your lawyer's. whispering to you we're going to go away. for a little while it's not going to. work out just going to have to me the. guilty verdict Mr Lee in the case of 495. 648 showing your open butthole in public.

I find you guilty 45 years to. life I knew it was going to. [Laughter]. break did it crack yeah Bob we can fix. it such a nice gift I know we can fix. that can that was real acting yeah the. acting was good good he'd be he'd be in. trouble no he'd be fine you'd go to. prison I it hurts though yeah it's got.

to hurt yeah yeah yeah yeah why typing. now oh please stop I can't believe you. typed the action yeah yeah my pick that. up pick it pick that up that was improv. right yeah yeah no that wasn't pick that. up pick that up script give give it to. me like uh Bobby give it to me oh oh my. God I know it's okay I can't believe you. broke that no we can fix it can we yeah. there we go it looks like new you know. what's incredible about you the the. [ __ ] beautiful artist that made that. will like it more now that it's broken.

do you know that kind and if I did it. they'd be [ __ ] livid it'd be Mone. this is your new job you're going to f. get epoxy and glue and all that stuff. and you're going to fix that the next. time we do it with epoxy and glue show. me that. video I want to see that this is this is. this is so true to life how true is this. we listen this woman going for a fart. walk after dinner is something that's. going to help you age wonderfully and if. you follow me you know that my husband. and I go up for Fort walks most nights.

after dinner so about 60 minutes after. we've eaten we put on our weding shoes. and off we go now why do we do this well. we eat a lot of fiber so we have gas. everybody does and uh yeah you fart when. you walk so that's why I named it that. but the main reason that we do the fart. walks is because uh by walking for as. little as 2 minutes we usually walk for. about 10 15 20 but not really quickly. it's more of a moderate walk um we are. helping reduce our chances of developing. type 2 diabetes pause it wow that's.

incredible incredible a fart walk is. genius because every time you're with. your your girlfriend boyfriend husband. wife you eat dinner and then you sit. around the house and you're and you're. holding it in I don't well you're not. yeah yeah yeah but if you're trying to. like hook up that night and you're. trying to have a sexy night together you. should take a fart walk yeah I highly. recommend a fart walk you know we do. this we take fart walk you I swear to. God I cut my. huh is that Susan sandon no it's not I.

cut my farts what do you mean you cut. your farts oh it's unless is the but. hole right oh oh you slowly let it slide. no no God damn it man yes but let me. finish I don't that's I'm going to use. this that's too big of a butthole let's. just say this is the butthole no that. looks right right this is the butthole. right what I do is I cup it like this. but with with my fingers here I spread. open the cheeks a little bit oh oh. what's so funny Carlos likes it yeah I. spread open the cheeks so it doesn't.

make a sound right so so it. goes in My Cup right and then what I do. is I cup it and you can take you can get. 40% of the smell in your hand that's a. number scientifically yeah I I've. experimented right where do you put it. what and you go hey Charlie or oh you. wave it out to the sky yeah yeah you. wave it hey Frankie whatever even if. there was no one's there you just wave. yeah nobody hey yeah yeah yeah okay you. don't cup your farts I do not okay grab. them yeah yeah grab them it's a gas yeah.

I got to say this I think healthy. couples should be able to fart in front. of each other you and Kila farted on. each other yeah that was kind of part of. your tradition MH you've never farted in. front of your wife of course I have what. are you talking about oh but you. remember you were mad at. me yeah when you farted on my wife yeah. I was very mad I didn't see a man to get. so mad I was very upset that was a line. cross yeah you get really defensive. around her when you fart on her yeah no.

you can't fart on someone's wife that's. it's not even just that pal i w i don't. even sneeze it's not even just wife I. don't even sneeze here's another thing. he does dude yeah right the coffee. incident in Austin what happened in the. coffee do you remember what happened you. called me go you want coffee I go yeah I. walked downstairs I had just woken up. right and you guys you and your wife are. sitting there and I walk up to your wife. and I. go. as if where's my coffee and you go and.

you go hey you go hey man back up dude. sit there dude [ __ ] don't talk to my. wife like that that's right why cuz I. did this what the [ __ ] is that you don't. walk up to someone and go yes you do. when you want coffee yeah at a coffee. shop no we were in the hotel lobby no he. was saying this to my wife in the hotel. lobby okay you weren't in the coffee. shop anymore Bobby that's right imagine. imagine if you said that to your wife. fancy walked up to her like this like. she's a [ __ ] like she works for you. you don't ever do that so yes I made you. go sit down and you went and sat down I.

said sit down don't do that ever again. sit down yeah but see that you don't. talk to me like that yes I do and I did. and I will and you did you went and sat. down didn't you I don't know why you did. I know but I did when you talk to me. like that I don't know why I do I I feel. you know what I blush a little bit it. rude and I get a little angry too but. your coffee was on the way so just sit. down don't you demand it it's gotten by. the way I asked you I said can I get you. something oh that's right that's what. you did right well that's okay and I. want to say this and shout out to. [ __ ] shout out to the way that you.

and I eat these. days we went to Three Forks we ordered. the menu oh my God and I'm saying and. those boys you know you flip me I. remember when we first started touring I. said Bob you don't need to get all that. all those appetizers I know you do it. now too you know why why can I say you. understand can I say it on here good I. love it because you touched a piece of. my heart and I'm going to tell the fans. Bingo I'm going to tell tell the fans. Bobby came up to me one night we were. walking and in all seriousness he said.

hey you have your thing you can go have. a drink with someone and go hang out but. all I have is food you doing that's all. I've got are you doing right now got him. back no he's not back please don't say. he's back is that Carmine you. know exactly what we talking about right. now so what I Love You So yeah so now. what I what he did no you got serious. with at and you're not letting me be.

serious you're being serious oh you're. being you were being serious and you. said go I'm an addict this is all I have. you got to let me have this and you were. very serious you got emotional and I. said you know what you're right why. would I keep you from enjoying something. like this so next couple of times we. went out including in the perpetuity we. order anything you want anything you. want as much as you. want I even say to you hello you want be. on to be on to you want a [ __ ] thank.

you for being a best friend thanks for. being a best friend is that good very. [Music]. good. [Music]. wo. f.