Bobby's Hopecore Era | Ep 252 | Bad Friends

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it wasn't a good joke that's why so good. no it wasn't good did that laugh yeah if. I'm not being funny do that today yeah. everyone do that laugh all right and I. will do the same all right thank. you you do one do your fake laugh. yeah yeah yes yes that hurts the. most yeah the velocity and the energy. behind that is so so Pete Pete's Pete's. wife cooked us some cookies I'm not GNA. eat it oh that was me you said your wife.

no no that was me I baked them oh I. don't want this no no they're good oh. yeah them no no no no well in the middle. what is it go ahead the Hershey's Kiss. oo no thank. you you put this I don't like the smell. do you want this you want one yeah. yeah good catch what are those called. what are these called peanut butter. blossoms you want one sweetheart I have. nicotine in my mouth God bless God bless. you God bless dude I'm going to have a. little little a p I haven't eaten 24.

hours why cuz I took the last bit of my. OIC wow peep but this is bad oh man I. can tell they look bad yeah they look. bad and they smell bad hly and I'm going. to finish it cuz I need to poop today I. haven't pooped and I know this will make. it happen you know if you're going to. finish it it's really. good yeah very good. yeah I'll take a bite no eat a whole one. I cracked a tooth. I okay thank. you we got cut us eat.

yeah it's the holidays oh nice M peanut. butter yeah nice. yeah really good stuff pep it's really. good are you a baker is that your side. hobby I I cook I bake yeah yep do you. watch uh the Great British Bake Off oh I. sure do every season really who won this. season I didn't watch this. season by the way the most shocking win. we can talk about it I didn't have her. on my top to win I had bring up the cast.

the young good-look kid who was. beautiful but did you see what happened. to him at the end episode yeah what what. do you mean they show like he up no at. the after that they showed like what. they're up to now oh yeah yeah he's. working at a Michelin restaurant that's. beautiful he's fine you know Paul. Hollywood called somebody 100% yeah yeah. he got four handshakes yeah he was. amazing so um okay out of our show out. of you and I okay you're Paul Hollywood. and I'm PR no dude that's not true I'm. Paul Hollywood no I'm that black lady. that does the.

jokes that the Great British bik show. yeah yeah you're her no I really you. think I'm Paul Hollywood I guess you're. right I am Paul you're polywood for sure. you're polywood boom um I give the. shakes yeah no you are PR because you. look like her bring up PR this is. actually what Bobby looks like this is. genuine that's Bobby that's you look up. now yeah the third photo. is that's not you that's not me that. little eccentric woman is not you that's. I I guess maybe if you were an old white.

woman that would be yeah if I was an old. white woman I would be that yeah that's. what the we're doing that's what the. this. [Laughter]. is okay so anyway um so but at here's. the thing about the he didn't have a. good day who didn't oh yeah he didn't. know he he didn't do he didn't have a. good day bring his name up again I. forget his name the the cast he's my. favorite though he's he's so good really. handsome guy yeah Dylan's guy is a Great.

Baker and you know who likes him a lot. who Rudy she's nodding already pervert. Yeah zoom in on that guy he's he's. gorgeous guy not a great photo no no. just give me some other photo yeah not. not that photo he honestly he's such a. good he's such a good Baker he's so good. and he's so humble yeah oh yeah yeah. he's very good looking cute he's cute. and he's strong also weird I that's why. I like him he's a little Ecentric I like. him like that yeah I do you don't want. to look look at that photo put the kid.

in a movie yeah when Paul Hollywood does. handshakes to him he waits too long to. shake it back yeah I think he's nervous. so Paul Paul Hollywood will be like yeah. and then this guy. goes he he I know but my point is you. shake it right away shake it when Andrew. shakes your hand you shake it right away. shake it right away you know better good. forearms for baking kid's got great ham. look at that and he's got good flavor. his unique flavors unique flavors all.

right the we're bored we're Bor no okay. anyway no I don't think we are I don't. think we are it's for you and me it. doesn't matter I think the people at. home want to know what we want watch. look at that his mom is Indian and his. father is Japanese Belgian wow and they. showed a video of the family the most. wholesome [ __ ] family on Earth these. people are wonderful let me see the. family I never saw it do the family they. showed a video of him with his family. I'll show you I know wholesome but that. girl is the one that won by the way the. one but she had a good day and that's. all yeah but she was wasn't my home run.

he was my home run all season okay do. you know what hopecore. is is it a thing online know hope. core I don't like it when I'll tell you. what when I when juls when you do you. act as if I'm not from this planet did I. don't have the same kind of social media. you have it's just I see you and I see. an. old an old an old man yeah and hopecore. is my oh really well then why don't you.

explain it to us explain to us hope side. note do you see an old man when you see. me no [ __ ] yeah different what do you. see when you see me like early 30s I'll. take it see what is she's doing she. couldn't even look in you in your eyes. what she looked me right I had to look. up I'm going to say this and I'm going. to speak on her behalf this is what she. wanted to say it's weird you're like. much younger than Bobby but you guys. look the same age right that's what her. eyes said that's what her eyes said no. you guys look like very different thank.

you so I look way older than. him I mean you just look like an old. Asian Asian yeah Asians Asians age in a. different way whites get uglier you just. get. old okay yeah look it look look look. look look yeah now that's a good-. looking old Asian man yeah you could. never yeah are you is your hair going to. get white like that yeah oh that's cool. and he's like he's like thinking of. lotus flowers and. grasshoppers when you get old an Asian.

men will only what do they think. about taking long walks long walks and. put your putting their hands behind. their back back it has to be attached. has to because watch when a Korean man. unattach it he stops walking they'll. fall over they'll fall over they'll it's. all about weight so. yeah right they think about what long. walks grasshoppers grasshoppers right. lotus flowers lotus flowers a bamboo. Arrangement they love bamboo Arrangement. ARS Bonsai treat clipping have an old.

asan man walk by Bond they're they'll be. clipping they're they be clipping that's. why they have clippers in their [ __ ]. pockets all old Asian men just in case. right if I watch by a bons tree dude. dude you'll see me clipping all day. he'll clipping he'll be clipping I'll be. clipping dude this is more of your stock. right there this is me this is me. walking down right this is me walking. down you can't resist I can't resist it. dude if I see dude a lotus flower dude. or if I see a grasshopper I do this they.

jump right on my finger they have to. right yeah yeah yeah isn't that like to. and then we philosophize yeah. right we always philosophies another. thing that all Korean men think of is. mountains they love sitting up in the. mountain how do you know about mountains. I'm Korean how do you know about us in. oh my god dude and tea they love love. love tea dude it's got to be some herb. you heard of and you know what else they. love oh [ __ ] here we. go here we go they love a good Babbling. Brook water love just a little like.

little bubbles of right a Babbling Brook. to an Asian guy is and the last thing. they think about I'll tell you is and. this is a deep cut but this is so true. MH $2 [ __ ] fies $2 [ __ ] [ __ ] did. because you know for old Korean man. inflation isn't a thing it's not yeah. and it we going to pay what we pay in. the. 1950s but it's inflation I don't care $2. don't care that's all he has you know. why that's so the American government.

created the $2 bill what for $2 [ __ ]. [ __ ] [ __ ] and people don't realize that. they created it right during the Vietnam. war they did yeah and uh it's they're so. hard to cash in because they're rare. they're very rare it's a trick almost it. is so the proess goes I can't. cash right and they frame them they. always frame them they I actually have a. lot of them if you want some how did you. get so many Kirk. Fox oh that makes sense king of $2 [ __ ]. you king of $2 D I'm in the lot I'll. give them to you could use them I'm just.

sting them in all right well give him to. okay give to me you know there what's. his name does that he prints his own $2. bill what's the guy that's who does this. one of the Microsoft guys what's one of. the Microsoft guys $2 huh bomber Steve. bomber is that just type in Microsoft $2. bill no no what's The Eccentric guy W uh. uh uh what are you talking about guys no. maybe it's the Apple guy what's the guy. Steve wnc W W did he print his own look. at this Steve wnc prints his own $2. bills go back to Google sech M there he.

is go down. yeah yeah there you go wnc probated well. that's good let's move on. um anyway. uh wow write that down guys Steve W does. a $2 bill let's. go wow do do something else um hope cor. let's go back to hopecore explain to. people what hopecore is.

we'll just cut that out Andrew. um sometimes even the king misses. anyway so happy tell us about. hope God dude Jesus Christ all I do on. this all I do is set us up for material. and. joke go ahead. um unreal today I wish we had a buzzer. okay but anyway so explain to us what. Hope For What is or on Tik Tok it's.

always with an a soft like peaceful. audio and then the video is like. mountains or like beautiful scenery and. there's always like quotes about like. that that's not that's not it what is it. then and the quotes are always like like. hopeful and that's hope core yeah that's. not it but anyway um what is it then. it's a it's a lot of it's a montage of. videos that make you feel like hopeful. and so but but they include some of that. M but they mostly include like soldiers.

coming home or you I mean or a dog you. know I mean or friends reuniting and. stuff like that right so but here's the. thing when I watch hopecore video are. you doing this board thing now are you. mad about are you mad about the Steve. wnc $2 bill no there's something going. on I can see you processing Steve W. let's how about this let's pause. hopecore let's go back to the $2 bill so. tell us about Steve W I'm. listen go ahead tell us about I'm so. curious now I don't want to hurt your.

feelings Steve did you get some [ __ ]. last night you in a good mood cuz you. got a little [ __ ] no no no so Steve off. OIC yeah so Steve wasak go back on it so. Steve wnc um he prints his own $2 bills. hey does he really I know you're the one. that told us I had no idea okay how did. you know about this because you told us. this 5 minutes ago I did yeah I've never. heard of this before in my life this. you're doing is very interesting I've. never seen you do this style of com wait. know what of complete denial I don't. know what you're talking about yeah it's. a reversal go back to Steve wak please. why obsessed with Steve.

wnc okay okay so let's go back to. hopecore yeah that's so strange we're. talking about hopecore yeah yeah yeah. very odd to bring that up oh what are. you doing right now dude this is an. interesting what you're doing right now. is very weird it's kind of pissing me. off is it really yeah yeah yeah what's. going on well I'll tell you why because. you you um um put a halt to some of the. things I say sometimes do I yeah and. when I do it to you right you have a. nervous breakdown in your mind do I yeah.

you did one your face got all pale and. when I we're talking you were like this. like like yeah yeah you were talking to. yourself what was I saying like oh. course was going to be a good idea you. know by the way Bobby did that was on. for and I just you know this is [ __ ]. weird is this your internal monologue or. mine but your I was reading your it. sounds like it's yours reaching your. what see this thing you're doing I love. it yeah yeah let's get the resentment. out so because I don't want to continue.

the show. without I've never. seen I'm in good have you ever seen him. do this good spirit have you ever seen. him do a [ __ ] fentanyl nod it's the. new chair yeah yeah yeah it's like this. fentel nervous I get a new chair and I'm. feeling good okay good so um so anyway. the $2 bill. trying I'm try Steve wak you know I mean. he cre built a machine and $2 [ __ ]. bills you know. so anyway um dude watching you not know.

how to not be able to rock in that chair. is so funny don't get jealous cuz Daddy. be rocking yeah look oh you think you. could thrust better than me dude I can. thrust you. dude dude okay anyway all right that's. enough so I've been watching hcore. videos honestly you and I have sent them. to each other before I do actually love. them yeah but the thing is is that make. me cry at the end of the day at after. every video I think to myself I would. not react like that like for instance. friends that have been seen 20 years or. 30 years they they cry they hug dude if.

you and I were separated for 15 years. and then all of a sudden we Reit oh I. would cry I would absolutely cry 100% 15. years that's so long I would cry too no. you [ __ ] wouldn't no you would I. think I would cry too it's fine if you. wouldn't I just definitely would it. would depend on why I was gone for 15. years like if I was an interman Camp you. I mean I think that there's a lot of. like emotions that would come up like oh. my God I'm seeing people for the first. time I haven't eaten either well why did.

you go in the first place what did you. do I said I lied I was Japanese oh yeah. yeah yeah that happens just wanted free. rent for a while yeah yeah but anyway um. I I I don't think I think I would be. like oh like I would be like if I see. somebody for a friend of mine for 30. years I'd be like. oh that's it okay I I think that's the. it at the end of the show when this show. is done when we stop shooting this show. let's not see each other for 15 years. and then we'll see what it's like let's. see if the payoff is worth M I'm down.

okay but here's another thing I want to. say 30 even maybe 30 years okay let's. try can you get there no he's gonna die. no he's first of all he's not you know. can I Bobby's gonna live I already told. you I spoke to my uh I spoke to my uh. I've never regretted something more in. my life than what than calling you out. on the $2. Steve the Steve wi I've never regretted. something more in it was very funny no. no no I can see your eyes I've never oh. my God [ __ ] up dude.

well I can't believe that you're said. upset about it it's insane oh my God so. anyway. um but here's another here's another. hope and I don't ever want to not see. you okay so there's you know the. Soldier's Coming Home Soldier comes home. yeah surprises his 8-year-old kid at. school he's blindfolded right yeah. sometimes it's blindfolded love those. kids freaks out cries daddy jumps on top. right yeah but my dad I then I always.

think to my I'm. home right mhm I'd be like ah you know I. would like run you know what I mean yeah. you don't want to be near that yeah so. it's like I whenever I see hopecore. videos and I relate it to my own life. they wouldn't happen bring up a hope. course so we can watch one and maybe. it'll Inspire us in a different way the. ones with the words I think are great. yeah right oh this is happy birthday to. you. two years ago I got.

from from who from a 26y old kid. balore his name was Mike. dri or let's play that back with us Wow. Let's play that back with us okay that's. [ __ ] beautiful yeah yeah I got I got. stem stem shell replacement from Mike.

Driscoll buddy buddy. buddy. buddy you're an old Korean. man in the. restaurant why don't know stop why did. you go to that because I'm just do. mimicking that guy do your own ver. you're an old Korean man yeah but I'm. not playing Mike Driscoll I'm saying I. got I'm Mike Driscoll I know so I I got. I'm the guy so I said I'm I got stem. cell cells from Mike Driscoll sure so. why can't I say that as the Asian.

man that's what I'm asking you to do. didn't I just do that you didn't do. Asian you did a southern guy that was. not Asian wasn't Asian you were like I I. got my stem sales is that new Asian if. it's new Asian that's fine it's new. Asian all right fine new Asian I can't I. say what did you say I say I say I got I. I say I say. I'm well listen up a. cowboy shoot them up bang them up anyway. man I got why am I celebrating oh you're.

cam Patterson now yeah why am I. celebrating oh years ago man some guy. gave me Sam St resar name was Mike bris. what did he give you stem cells in my. spine what was his name m roll it's. funny because I uh I have the same name. oh. anyway I mean that's this is Bobby. anyway can I get. the and even if I was like I would be. like oh you're the guy. you're the guy I'm the guy all right.

that's it what if you saw him and he was. like I don't like the way you look. imagine he's like you know somebody. saved my life okay I'm the guy yeah you. say I'm Tony OKO right you got it I was. going to say how funny if this guy was. racist he's the black guy's like it's. for me he's like I don't want these stem. cils anymore yeah and he takes a knife. and just starts stepping a. spine to get it out God damn it how do. you get the [ __ ] out out of my spine. right and he oozes it into do a [ __ ].

he ooes it out right and then he gives. it back to him here you go black guy. here you. go STS yeah he didn't make me jump yeah. yeah it's I I knew I had sickle. cell so anyway um glom was kicking in. that's interesting but see how happy. would you be excited oh yeah dude if. somebody saved my [ __ ] all right here we. go let's play it out. you don't have to do it you're the guy.

now you're the one that's telling. everyone that you had some St some Ste. some I had. steim and the only see it right I just. said it wrong okay yeah I had squim squs. I had stem cells put in Me by a guy from. Baltimore 26y old that's the only reason. I'm here today because of Mike trisal. hey man I'm Mike. School you are yeah man from balore your. mic just from yeah man really yeah I'm.

the my stem cells it's from you yeah man. wow yeah how did you know I was here you. followed me this feels a little invasive. well I I I follow all my stem cells why. I wanted to you're not the only one man. that has stem cell my stem cell I have. stem cells in every city in America you. spread around your stem yeah so every I. I follow all of them around man I want. to know where my cells are at dog well. it's great to meet you yeah you thank. you man how how they working out for you. good I think good yeah yeah well how.

about a thank you how about it thank. you're. welcome you're welcome sir just confus. I'll see you next month I'll see you. soon thanks for coming dude he goes all. over the country I do like this I like. these videos yeah hopecore don't you. like them I like that give me another. hopecore that's going to make we love. hope we love hopecore we're into. hopecore you're watching this at night. when you get sad I know you are I cry. every no I don't like the cancer ones no. the cancer I don't I don't like the. cancer ones no don't they break my heart. too much kids cancer is going to make me. [ __ ] off kid cancer is going to kill.

me it breaks my heart when the dad. shaves his head why are you laughing. what are you laughing at you're insane. car you are insane dude yeah you're. insane what they're already going out. you don't have to do it you're bald. anyway yeah so it's like I dude how. funny would a hopecore video be of a of. a cancer patient and Carlos is shaving. the sides of his. head that means. that's insane that's insane just a side.

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there's some um I'll tell you what I. don't like I'll tell you what pisses me. off on the internet yeah hey excuse me. could you help me with a dollar and. someone helps why'd you decide to help. me today oh you just needed a dollar and. I said well I want to bless you cuz you. bless me there's $1,000 cash this guy I. don't like this game I don't [ __ ]. like we don't like it do we what bothers. us about it though I can't explain I was. trying to say that the other day I was. like why does this bother me to my wife. because I'll tell you why I'll tell you. why it bothers me because now I'm giving. every homeless guy a dollar just in case.

I run to that guy right I'm giving. everyone a dollar yeah now I'm like is. it the guy where's the guy all yeah and. I never see the guy I've just been. hanging out at Target all week waiting. for this guy I think that's why why does. it bother you Jules I think because. you're then just faking yeah faking it. yeah who's faking it like myself cuz. you're think like oh I have to do this. in case someone's video like recording. well and they're video that's what I. don't like about it the video of it all. look how good I am but let me say.

something I see a lot of dudes don't tip. and give money so maybe it's going to. force people to give money I guess I. mean what what's the nicest thing you've. done and nobody knows cuz it wasn't. recorded nobody knows you never really. talk about it well but if I talk about. it now then people are going to know. well what's a good moment for you so one. time I and this really happened I was at. a 7-Eleven the one right down the street. this one right here right right and. there was a homeless man and he had a. bunch of garbage in his you know make. clothes not garbage I mean but on top of. his like um wheel what do you call it a.

like a cart like aery like a cart yeah. um he had an album not not a record. album an album a photo oh right. and I it was funny that you just didn't. lead with photo album it is weird to be. like it's an album I'm like oh [ __ ] it. was a music like no no no you but when I. opened it I did open it because there. was nothing in it oh my god there was no. pictures in it no photo yeah yeah. I didn't open it to put my head shot.

like here you go no yeah yeah yeah but. no so I left a 100 bucks in there that's. I opened it I I put it in there and I. closed and I left and I never said. anything that's I love that I've done. little things like that before I love. that what about. you uh one time one time I got cash from. a gig I was working and it was a pretty. substantial amount of cash and uh I gave. uh I gave the envelope to a uh to a. person that I saw used to see a lot in. my old neighborhood oh that's cool yeah.

that he didn't wasn't like a big thank. you that was like that was a lot of funy. man like I actually was like did you cuz. he was like oh thanks man good to see. you I was like good to see you man and I. kept being. like yeah I know I it's a [ __ ] it was. a lot of cat aot yeah it was a bunch of. cat and I thought it was the holiday. season I thought this is a it was when I. used to live in West Hollywood I saw. this guy all the time and I thought this. is going to make his [ __ ] this is. going to make his [ __ ] holiday he. probably has family he can't see or he.

can buy gifts now and he kind of he was. just like oh thank you so much and he. kept holding it and he didn't really. like look at how much yeah so I waited a. little bit to be like what's in. there like a you know what I mean like a. parent on Christmas like open it up all. right so when I when I did um um Gunter. muers that movie yeah so I did a movie. in um um Montana but Montana with um. Elanor carrian and Leslie Jones love in. the weekends there was nothing going on. and we're there for a month right yeah.

so we go I said to my to lese I go let's. do shows so there's a theater in town. and we called the theater and like we're. in town they're like yeah we sold all of. them out of course okay there's no. Comedy Club there and at the end we gave. the money to the crew that's so cool and. and when you're doing that many shows I. mean you're talking about almost 8. $110,000 you know lot money a lot of. money right only two crew members. thanked me [ __ ] Fu off that's it yeah.

and and I would even walk by like the. sound guy and go hey what's up as he's. miking and they're like what are you. doing. here good show last couple night right. that was great did you like it like it. like it like it yeah I go did you get. the food truck cuz you know the Food. Truck Yeah the yeah we've got oai we get. food trucks too yeah no thank you. nothing yeah well you never work with. that [ __ ] crew again but it made me. mad so it's the same thing as yours it. just it just you want it I don't want. anything big but you I did want him to. be like brother thank you this is like a.

big deal he was something well cuz I. used to give him money all the time so. maybe he just thought it was just what. but I would give him money a lot when. I'd walk home from the store I would. give him money I saw the it's the same. guy it's he's probably still [ __ ]. there he watches the show what have you. guys done nice well when I first moved. to LA I lived by this you I'll give her. more time to think give her something. yeah you said do something nice and she. was like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what is it going. to be yeah yeah one time I didn't kill. kill something and yeah yeah the spider.

I could kill it but I didn't spider said. thank you all right one time you what. babe well I got discouraged helping when. I moved out here cuz I lived by this. Taco Bell and I had no money but I had. just a little bit and I gave my food to. this guy who was sitting outside and he. I was like trying to give it to him and. he just goes I don't want that [ __ ] and. then he lit up a crack. fice oh yeah yeah and I was like I guess. this is La yeah that's La welcome to La. yeah yeah by the way that's the same guy. that I gave the cash to so but let me. ask you. what would you rather have Taco Bell or.

crack or crack well I don't know where. to get the crack in way I'm not even. going to lie to you right now moved here. that seems pretty close that's you think. so Taco Bell is crack to me you clearly. have never had crack you've never had. crack it's way better Taco get me well. by the way if I when I do smoke crack I. will end up at a Taco Bell at some point. and when I smoke crack I do the diao. sauce on it oh. yeah yeah can I have a can I have a do. ritos cacos the packets like slap your.

[ __ ] smack a ho this Christmas with. Taco Bell jees do you have um not like. you guys I haven't done really like a. big like it doesn't need to be a big the. point that we're making in this hopecore. episode yeah is that it doesn't have to. be a big gester it can be small we've. all okay let's do a small thing so she. can think about that because what we did. was Grand giving a lot of money is what. small thing give me a tiny one I know. you do them all the time I see you do. them in um I I'll give you one well I I. do one that drives Comics crazy if I.

tell you what this is tipping in the lot. it's going to dri no it's going to drive. you m crazy do you think you get you'll. get crazy after I tell you what I'm. about tell sounds like it yeah yeah yeah. so what I do is if I see somebody that. has potential of doing comedy I try to. talk them into it I [ __ ] hate that so. [ __ ] much that's pisses me off I do. do that I did Friday night stop giving. hope don't point at me I've been doing. this 12 years yeah not her who did you. do that to a that's a YouTuber stop it. yeah let people make up their own.

decisions you know what it's like you're. in the program starting comedy is like a. he they have to want to do it they have. to want to go let them go don't [ __ ]. force them into AA don't force them into. comedy yeah they have to ruin their life. first Kevin Christy Kevin Christie yeah. what he's he's stand up I did talked him. into it oh what do you mean Oh you mean. he when he was thinking about it you. told him to long time ago I talked to. him in there's a lot of guys like that. they're still doing it today because I. talked to them into into it so don't. tell me about what you're telling me.

about now Jules go. ahead uh well my guy I swear to god dude. you know what let's stop let's push all. right hold. on dude dude dude I'm I'll tell you how. this wait hold on time out real fast let. me tell you something that you do that I. notice that is something small tell me. tell me that's very nice okay Bobby will. see a fan see him in public somewhere. and can that they want to say something. this is I'm being gen I'm being honest.

okay and if they're look too nervous or. whatever he'll make eye contact with. them on purpose and go over to them to. like make them feel comfortable to say. hi you'll deliberately you will do that. a lot and that's very nice because a lot. of times people will want to say hi but. they don't have the courage or the balls. or the or the [ __ ] you know or or. just don't know what to say and then. you'll walk up to them and just give. them a hug or you'll smack them you like. to hit people you'll go what's going on. man what are you doing [ __ ] what are. you doing do yeah you'll crack them a. little bit to shake them up and people. like that I think that's a nice thing to.

do I think that's a sweet thing that. people like but I have to know for sure. that that that is happening oh yeah. that's embarrassing well like one time I. did it and they weren't looking at me. and I just came up to a table and. they're like what do you want no it's me. yeah and they were like no I go oh no. and I just went it was so embarrassing. but anyway you have to know for sure I. just don't I yeah I you you don't what. you know what you're good I've seen you. at the airport you're very good about it. no I love saying hi to fans I'll tell. you what I don't like I I I don't like. the way I look like photos make me.

nervous cuz I don't like pictures. because I'm like I'm going to look like. [ __ ] a dummy in this guy's photo I. there's something about it gives me. anxiety but you do do born identity what. do you mean born identity what do I do. this so what you do sometimes you'll. wear a cap I'm Jason born and we're at. the airport and you'll put your hat down. like this and you walk and this is when. this is you going I don't want yeah. sometimes I just want to be sometimes I. just want to be alone I I I there's like. these little clues about him I know it's. the Leo I do the Leo yeah I do the Leo. so there's little clues that he does I. go okay he doesn't want to be talked to.

or he's in a thing or this and that yeah. sometimes I'm just in if I'm in an. emotional mood if I'm depressed I just. don't want to say because then I'm in. your photo like. this you know cuz I'm low in your photo. I'm sorry and I don't want to [ __ ] up. your photo so it's like you know yeah. say Hi and then but I do love saying hi. to the fans I just some days when we're. tired and we're traveling it's hard when. someone's like come here get a photo and. you're like okay yeah and you look like. [ __ ] and you feel like [ __ ] and you. haven't eaten or slept what's your nice. thing well in the Philippines oh [ __ ] oh.

here we go Jesus Christ no way to prove. it yeah can yeah right there's no. tracking record also can you do it in a. first world country Hoth when I Liv on. ho the tontons you know what I mean I. used to give them free hoofs ho massages. I tell you those tons they love that I. know they love it yeah okay and when I. met Z. zenu the third sun god of the rotating. orb what did you do in the you in the. Philippines me my friend who um who's.

gay he came he came out he came out of. the closet to his parents but then his. parents were very like Catholic and very. religious so he they um kic so he kick. so they kick him out yeah and then he. had nowhere to go so I asked my mom if I. he could stay in our place and then he. stayed in that's nice that is nice. that's nice by the way when you said out. of the closet immediately it's like my. my gay friend come out of the Jungle.

and I know so closets there's no closet. what are you talking talking about Clos. yeah there was no closet there was no. closets in the Philippines so what do. they come out of we have just like a. table yeah he comes come table they make. the gay guys get on a table Yeah. announce everybody okay I'm. gay so raise your hand if you're. mad yeah so um you house the man who. needed somewhere and that's very nice. because of a closed-minded family now is.

his family still disown him yeah they. still him yeah but um gross I I I I I I. don't think you're it's real oh I like. yeah I'm going to tell you why think a. lie I think it's a lie why yeah because. you because I've been out there how many. times a bunch of times now yeahh and the. gay culture it's out it's out but let me. talk okay let me talk it's almost like. it's it's so socially acceptable there. right it's very hard to believe that.

anybody would be offended by it Mom and. Dad it even that it's like be so when we. do my talent show right the gays come. out oh yeah do they not yeah right and. they they compete yeah right I've seen. their families come out I've never seen. a dad or a mom whether their son was. performing who's gay went no we don't no. they're clapping right yeah it's just. this is an open society and and it's. okay Jules all right look at me right.

nowy look at not lying yeah that's. everybody there is that your friend yeah. that's everybody there so that's just. the Philippines just be honest with me. no stop stop stop. stop because you're being very defensive. right now and you're yelling I swear I. swear you don't believe in God also gay. marriage is still illegal in the. Philippines so it's not that you. shouldn't clap for that no no clap. soorry yeah yeah wait gay marriage is. still illegal yeah but but culturally.

it's not culturally yeah a lot of people. accept them and but it's just this. parents look look at them is that your. family photo yeah wait a minute go to. honestly go to what what what is uh do. you think there's a higher percentage of. gay men in the Philippines than in other. countries no I just think that it's I. what I love about the Philippines is. that it's such an open culture in that. way where it's like nobody cares no one. cares but it's like here that's like. here no one gives a [ __ ] that you're gay. here yeah unless you you do drugs and. they'll kill you yeah what right. according to the 2013 really updated.

Philippines young adult fertility and. sexuality started 2% of Filipino men. identify as gay survey found 96% of. young people in the pH Philippines. identified as heterosexual so it is. still embedded in the scariness of the. society maybe you're right then okay. percentage of gay men in America it's. got to be four yeah four and a half. 4.7 8.5 adult women identify as gay let. me say something so fake what is going. on here I think do you think it's this. cultural cuz it should be a I think. we're all human beings it should be. across the board well it does say look I. read it wrong it does say 40 4.7% of.

adult men identify as lgbtq plus so it. could be oh it could be anything that. encompasses everything that could say. like I'm asexual I'm try to just do gay. not LGBT that's what I'm saying gay men. on. Earth 3% of men identify as gay or. homosexual worldwide oh that's good. that's a pretty good a good number what. would it be what would why is it good is. it good or bad it's just a number what's. good about it I think it's a healthy. amount like we're drafting gays that's. still Health out of gays we got to get.

our gays up it's a perfect amount listen. here if it was 12% you'd be like what's. going on here we got to get our gays up. 72% of genzi adults identified as. straight 15 as by five as gay or lesbian. and 8% as something else 72% Straits now. we're losing it Straits We're Going Down. The Straits are getting thinned out. nearly 30% of genz adults identify as. lgbtq so 30% of the genz population says. that that they are lgbtq plus wow that's. a lot of kids and I'm supportive so.

let's move. on yeah I don't I mean [ __ ] I don't have. any kids I don't have any kids either. hey dude's childless no wonder we're no. no wonder we're still doing this podcast. yeah yeah yeah you know why we're doing. this podcast I'd like to I'd like to. tell you. why I'm a rocking dude don't come. knocking you want one of these I'll buy. you one yeah we're doing this podcast. because it's the most fun it's the most. fun. and got a little announcement for the. fans we're working on it but your boys.

are going to be coming to B on we're. coming to the UK UK we're going to do. London we probably going to do Dublin. we're probably going to do maybe. Amsterdam we're going to let you know uh. coming up soon in the fall we're going. to be touring around because we want to. go see our our friends over the water. some people may go some people might not. I think everyone would want to go yeah. London show up for us ter of our team oh. oh my God yeah no no no no buddy this is. just for us uh oh you're saying jet ski.

well last week you said I was going but. then did I now you're looking at me like. I'm not going what's a 50/50 I mean we. we have to make this we have to make. decision together yeah I how come you. don't go yeah why don't you go because. my Visa oh your Visa yeah your Visa I. can't just go to any country what about. the 59 States we went to last year yeah. I had school [ __ ] [ __ ] you're. done with school soon when is school. over next week wow forever you're gradua. no no I graduate next semester oh wow. that's still fast it seems like but you.

have like a month three months off yeah. what are you going to do go back to fils. no just nothing just sleep were you. scared when Trump. won yeah even my boyfriend was like oh. maybe we should just like I can only. hope Trump goes through with all this. stuff you know we're going to kick them. all out it's like. when yeah yeah yeah so let's go speed it. up I mean I don't know if he's going to. Asians for me too many you're Asian too.

no no he San Diego yeah yeah he's in. he's done he's loost I'm a Twinkie he's. on the list dude you know that right. when I say Twinkie what does it mean I. don't know I thought on what are. Twinkies I thought Twinkies are. gay you're right there I'm a banana no. that's not a um you're a you're a banana. cream puff you're a cream puff yeah also. sounds gay yeah all this stuff does. sound gay yeah yeah well you are part of. the 3% yeah anyway um I'm pretty. white which am I no no you're a.

beautiful Korean man you're proud of. your Korean Heritage I I don't think I. am because I hang out with a lot of. Asians yeah you're that's good that's a. good thing a lot of as you like you like. what you like what is this you're. showing us a map of the sanctuary cities. in America Los Angeles is not one of. them not yet what what the [ __ ] going. on Sanctuary cities for immigrants yes. wow I think La is in discussions to. become one officially so what does the. sanctuary City mean refugees can come. there uh and not get deported correct.

wow yeah but they have to be they have. to be government you have to file you. know as a as a seeking Asylum you have. to come to the Port of. Entry you come to the Port of Entry you. come through a border and then you seek. Asylum then you have to register that. you're an asylum seeking Refugee from. whatever country and then you get. registered with the government you can't. just like [ __ ] catch a flight come in. and then hide out somewhere and be like. I'm a refugee it's like that doesn't. count then wow okay and you're not going. to get any government services if you do. it without them knowing I see I see so. if you need money while you're [ __ ]. here if you're coming from somewhere. that's you know that's how you have to.

do it all I'm saying is if he deports. the amount of people he wants to deport. dude the country is going to be [ __ ]. yeah well a lot of companies I don't. know man I'm pretty excited about it. dude get them out of here like farming. communities it [ __ ] disaster dude get. them out all right you'll see get them. all gone dude there's two things you'll. see about me getting buff and [ __ ]. we'll see what happens with this and by. the way two things that are [ __ ] rock. roll get rid of immigrants and get you. jacked I mean dude yeah but you don't.

think I'm going to get jacked Trump. sounds like Captain America you don't. think I'm going to get jacked I don't I. no I you're. not you're not going to get jacked. you're going to get skinnier because you. keep losing weight you're down 14 pounds. now yeah. something can you do you know do you. notice a difference you look so small. right now yeah you do look smaller lift. stand up lift up your Shir he could be. real he is standing. up I love you Jess that that joke dude. it's old but good. look at this no belly there's like no. [ __ ] belly right here wow see that's.

nothing dude that's nothing you were so. much bigger months. ago doesn't believe it as the window I. do now you do from the other shoot we. did last week yeah yeah was first time. you're gonna have to call your [ __ ]. podcast Tiger. ABS yeah but when I joined the gym Tiger. ABS with Bobby Lee getting jacked you. and kumale just working out every day. imagine if you become a [ __ ] Marvel. character because of this wa that'll be. so sick if you get jacked as [ __ ] and.

they give you a Marvel role the only. Marvel role I could be is Sunfire. perfect that's you that's you with Kum. right behind look. upfire X-Men Pontiac made a car called. The Sunfire for a. while that's you that's cool I mean. that's the only Asian one oh of course. he's going to play it who is that uh. shangi shangi oh that's a shangi guy. yeah yeah can somebody else be onfire. please God they're going to give the.

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headed yeah male edhe head who is. that shaft shaft was. black wait shaft had red hair I don't. know go back yeah go back Guy Roy Harper. can you zoom in a little bit like the. whole thing yeah yeah Roy Harper oh yeah. there we go I guess you go with a bow. and arrow who's Wally West. Wally West. dude you're the r.

superheroes they ran out of names Wally. West what do we call this one you I mean. you I mean Wally West yeah the king. disaster no Wally. West Wally West W what's another Geo. force is good Geo Force I don't know any. of these guys The Shield The Shield. that's pretty good light. Ray getting weaker there's ow mer that's. just a guy that lives in my building. yeah yeah Hank these are just guys I. know I know they're just Hank Haywood. yeah they're all by the way what the.

[ __ ] is this Daredevil no this list is. [ __ ] dumb you're not right whatever. this is is not the right list yeah I. don't even know what that's that that. list is wrong get off of this website. don't get angry about it well he's not. why cuz you don't like the white name. WALL-E that's a good superhero about his. Googling lately Ant-Man oh but they gave. that to Paul [ __ ] Rudd right thanks a. lot thanks a lot Paul thanks a lot Paul. R you could be like $2 bill man I could. be like the WJ. handing out $2 bills at random he's. doing good or he's inconveniencing.

people Paul Rudd closed the circle for. me once what do you mean Circle meets a. square a conversation Circle what. happened I tell you tell about that no I. just know what you're talking about yeah. I was on um Pineapple Express my bad. okay no problem I was there and um my. agents were like see you got to learn. how to like meet people M you know I. mean like. you know what I mean when you're on. that's how you create you know I mean.

relationship relationships in the. business so I was smoking a cigarette. and was pine express it was Seth Rogan. appal Paul rud a bunch of people and. they were talking in a circle and I was. out on the curb like kind of near them. smoking a cigarette yeah and then my. agent's [ __ ] thing went you know what. I mean do it this is it I put the. cigarette down and I wander into the. circle I don't know if it was Paul some. closed the circle Paul does stuff like. that yeah so then I was on the outside. of the circle and then I went back to.

the CRI as well I hate that yeah yeah he. rded you you got rded what I find out. now is that I I can tell when people. want to talk to me on set those guys. want to talk I'm just kidding those guys. probably love you they just didn't know. it's probably in my head I probably did. it wrong they didn't know you were there. yeah I didn't know I they did it wrong. yeah you didn't make enough noise what. would you do hey guys I play you guys. play golf. you guys know about the $2 thing with. the Alan whatever he makes them Alan.

whatever his name yeah Steve St Steve. Waki you guys guys you guys know about. the two thing about Steve wak right it's. interesting every in fact I going to. mention it on my one day when I have a. podcast I want to mention it but it's. like you guys throw in your two cents do. you think you did that you something. like that uh interesting well I don't. get cut out of circles like that yeah. yeah actually I get invited in I know. you do I get not only did I get invited. in I get a big hug yeah yeah travel with.

them happened last night actually oh. excuse me I'm sorry it happened to me. Friday literally happened last night I. got picked up like a little American. Girl doll Blake Griffin picked you up to. show you off so here can I tell everyone. what happened yeah so I was at the. comedy store and I was with I was on a. date 6' N I was on a date and Andrea's. there not my date Andrea Jin Andrea. jyn's there and she's comic and I'm on a. date first date with somebody you met. her right yeah she very nice girl and.

Andrea goes oh Blake's coming so I go. okay you know Blake Griffin huh like. yeah we see him come in and then Andre. leaves to go say hi to him and then you. know I I I turn and this is the mistake. I made I turn to the girl and I the date. I go let's go say hi to Blake right so. we go over there you thinking this will. show be a showoff moment for you a. little. bit just a little bit of like I know a. famous guy love you.

Mom you're right you called me out well. it's a little moment for you you know. when I kissed that don't make that face. I didn't do. anything okay hang her back up it was. there no put her on behind you though. she belongs behind you you knocked her. off the wall cuz you slam your chair. backwards so anyway. um so so so Blake's there and I and I um. I go in I Shake I go into to shake his. hand big hands right and he looks at me.

and he grabs me yeah and he pulls me up. into the sky yeah like Lion King like. The Lion King. ah yeah yeah and. oh. yeah and so what happens is I go he's. going to put me down right were you. there I didn't see this part oh yeah. yeah you were there though yeah I was. there yeah yeah and he it it he goes he. has a monologue yeah hey guy he goes hey. guy I don't shake your hand I hug you.

that's right right and I like lifting. you and you're my little guy this and. that right and I'm up there for about a. minute right and I'm blushing and I'm. trying to get down right help yeah help. help help right right he finally puts me. down and I'm blushing right and I'm. thinking to myself oh my date didn't. notice that right so then I text her. yesterday this is what I text I go this. is so embarrassing she goes I go do you. remember when Blake Griffin picked me up. as if I was an American Girl doll and. then this is what she says your legs.

were dangling so. cute so cute now did you guys hook up. did you guys hook up him and Blake or. yeah him and Blake did yeah yeah he's a. freckly dick yeah does yeah people don't. know this it's like mine but darker just. a little darker very freckly no this. girl is are you interested in this woman. now is this a real thing no I'm just. come on I don't know I mean okay dude. yeah I don't we don't know who it is she. doesn't know who it is no one knows. anything no one knows who it is doesn't. matter no you're you know what you just.

go on I go on a lot of First Dates let's. just say that and not a lot of. seconds that's even crazy cuz you love. [Laughter]. seconds it's a f no no that work that. just doesn't work because I'm un OIC and. you don't like seconds I get it but it. was a good joke it was in theory it's. structured yeah yeah in Australia you. had some zingers on Zinger. was on anyway um yeah so he picked me up. like a because you've never been picked.

up no I won't allow that kind of stuff. no but does no one that can pick you up. Blake could pick me up easy Blake's huge. yeah yeah he could he just wouldn't do. it it's just a mutual respecting him why. do people pick me up you're teeny tiny. Tim you little teeny tiny Tim it's extra. funny cuz Brad Williams was there too. did he pick up Brad no he stepped on him. on accident yeah yeah wait a minute. you're very pickable yeah yeah you know. how you pick your dog up when you your. dog you pick him up you bend down yeah. same thing he's small and cute and.

lovable and I oh my God and here's the. deal I want to kiss you so I want your. little face near mine and also I have so. I want to hug you I want to feel your a. little tushy and I want to give you a. little kiss this is the same topic but. this whole [ __ ] Korean deer thing got. out of. hand what are you talking about a Korean. deer people online were like there's a. Korean deer oh I got tagged oh I got tag. this looks like Bobby yeah yeah yeah it. does look like you it looks exactly. [ __ ] like you then I posted on my. story and every I got more comments than. I've ever had everyone go 100% yes you.

100% look like this it's un that is. [ __ ] Bobby Lee so C it's crazy how. much how why does that look like me dude. the eyes are perfect it's like the same. depth of feel in the eyes that your your. your face the cheeks are perfect the. nose the nose the ears even it just. looks like you because his eyes look. like the kind of love you have in your. eyes and your soul look like exactly. like his look at how happy he is going. to [ __ ]. that I'm going to plead the fifth man.

cuz I you know that's what I'm saying. when you say I look like that it doesn't. seem sexy well you know what I mean well. look look look I've never [ __ ] a deer. like that deer has never been laid by. another deer that's not true that's not. true yeah that's an incel deer dude no. it's not yeah look he's alone he's. outside okay he's taking a walk he's. like his face he does look like he a. cleff lip or something yeah yeah yeah he. is cute though so cute that's you bro. okay that's you but then a bunch of.

comments said and I had to do research. bunch of comments were like dude it's a. [ __ ] donkey dude you're a donkey is. that a donkey it's not a donkey it's a. deer it's a deer it's 100% de it's a. deer it's a it's a female deer yeah yeah. okay okay I don't know who the. [ __ ] okay I don't know who the [ __ ] did. that did you do that Carlos Phenom. somebody did that that's so good that's. so [ __ ] funny that's you dude that's. literally that's insane they my beanie. and my glasses on there that's wild. that's wild dude that's cool as [ __ ].

more of that guys send that stuff in we. love that yeah anyway um absolutely love. that if I was going to be an animal what. animal would I be well you don't look. like an animal I don't do I look like an. animal chess knows there's not anal. there's not an animal out there that you. look at and you go oh that looks like. Andrew Santino I'd have to find there's. some animals that look like you maybe. maybe a beaver do I look like a beaver. my teeth are big in the front my tooth. no there's not an animal out there. maybe a lion or something give me a red. Beaver yeah your Vibe is like a lion.

though no you know no dude there is a. guy I just saw today I love you there's. a new viral listen there's a new viral. tiger Google it and I think this is more. it's a viral Tiger Tiger that's coming. that came out all caps Google it and all. caps go. images that's. him that's you dude oh I could see that. that kind kind of does look d That's. when I it came to me that's you. bro that's you that's me dude look at me.

right right yeah we're doing it that's. literally how I sit outside yeah yeah. yeah but that's not the same tiger go to. that that guy though that's Andrew dude. yeah dude that's you dude that's me what. going on what's his name AA mang after. mang yeah Ava golden tiger he's going. ape [ __ ] online really what's go WI. people just love him cuz he's unique. well he's um Highland's new sweetheart.

he's um a tabby cat it's a tabby cat. yeah yeah yeah and he's just he's got. the right proportions there look at him. he's so cute he's Tai huh yeah. Jules now that you're going to be done. with school what does the future hold. well. nothing mean what do you want we're. giving these people what's your ultimate. goal ultimate I don't know yet I still. don't know what I want to do I still. don't know animals something to do with.

animal why don't you do a podcast about. animals well I don't know if that's. going to be interesting but is so you. I'll be honest with me a future in. podcasting isn't something that you. would want to do not podcasting yeah. podcasting sucks so what what I know but. what I'm saying is is that what why so. why why don't you do the easier softer. way which is podcasting cuz you'll make. more money. yeah you work Less hours and you have. freedom but you don't care about that.

that drives me crazy that you don't care. about that okay what about I like. playing games what about like streaming. yeah stream stream yeah but but still. that's not like you know no what do you. mean that's just his VI that's just like. podcasting be great unless you're like. the number one streamer she could be the. number one female streamer maybe you're. not going to beat the guy what's his. name Kai satat that guy's [ __ ] so big. by the way that's what she's aspiring to. be that that's pretty viable. you know but the one thing I will say. about that streaming thing that I don't. it gets a little M girls streaming.

always goes down this weird little. rabbit hole of like sexualizing yeah. they get sexualized online so as long as. you wear like a full coat like a winner. jacket when you're doing it I'm okay. with it as your uncle uncle as Tito. Andrew I just think the streaming thing. for women the thing I I see sometimes on. there is I'm like oh they're all being. sexualized on this thing it's not just. about the thing if I if you turn into. one this took Tor that does with the. with the music I'm not going to do that. that's oh my you know that guy yeah I.

know what is that the guy that does that. the girls do you it I've never seen a. guy do it what I don't think you know. what I did just did yeah I don't know. what I don't think I don't think the. screen what I was looking at what he. pulled up pulling up the names of the. stream of the streamer let so have you. seen. [Music]. this what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ]. are you doing oh when they do like a. time lapse thing no is it cring is it. they're doing like an anime kind of like. I don't like it Whatever It Is dude look. it up man how do you type that in anime.

Bobby having a seizure no usually. usually um um cringe um cringe anime. streamer no like cringe um any cringe. Instagram or Tik Tok usually has on gen. Z [ __ ] yeah I have no idea what you. doing dude Tik Tok dude yeah I'm trying. to find it through dude ooh little. attitude. he's doing a lot lat yeah drunk guy gets. an a what is it drunk guy gets an axe.

forget it dude forget it let's move on. let's watch him no forget it let's move. on let's watch him let's watch him let's. watch this guy get tased this is just my. algorithm you're going to get shot put. the axe down you will get shot tase him. put the ax down tase him John put the. axe down right now there it is good John. here step out here right now what are. you here for okay I'll tell you that one. second you took it to a different level. now pick up the again and get tased dude. your Bond's been revoked because you got. a DUI that's what I'm here for listen.

Hey Hey Hey listen this ain't the end of. the world this doesn't mean you can't go. near that axe you're going to have aing. problem brother I'm telling you right. now we can deescalate this and you can. get back out of jail we can take this a. whole new route let say right now A get. back you hit me first yeah you're damn. right you're absolutely right I hit you. first and I'll hit you again bro and. I'll hit you again I will hit you again. I willit back up back up that's a Bail. Enforcement agent by the way that's not. even a cop you know that right that's. crazy he he jumped bail so he has like a.

you know he he gets to act as like a. peace officer or some [ __ ] he's not. actually a. cop that's who are you on huh who side. on you clear the guy the guy who's. trying to just the axe the guy who's. trying to grab the axe that's you're on. his side yeah why cuz what are you doing. on my [ __ ] property get off of my. [ __ ] property okay you don't belong. on my property I was thinking you would. react the same way huh if the guy came. out of my property get the [ __ ] off of. my property you're not allow my priv. it's private property [ __ ] you I don't. know what tase looks like so I think. it's a gun it's a taser gun A gun taser.

looks like a gun know yeah it looks like. a gun but I mean he has a gun no it's. yellow it's very obviously a t well then. okay I've never been tased as a hurt it. hurts like [ __ ] it's the most pain it. sucks you [ __ ] you freeze up and then. you fall down it's the worst I hate it. you've done it you you yes an idiot in. college had a [ __ ] taser and I. [ __ ] hated it it was so dumb and we. were drunk oh wow can we buy one no yeah. yeah let's buy one all right buy one H. yeah it hurt it's can you die cuz I.

don't want I don't want to be T and die. no no well look up their reactions with. OIC is there a taser OIC thing yeah. possible side effects of OIC if you are. hit with a taser it may stop working no. that's [ __ ] you know you know I read. that find the [ __ ] thing I was the. face thing man face thing God it's. either that [ __ ] is going on around here. dude that or we go back to the $2 bill. stuff so yeah yeah go back I don't want. to go back to $2. maybe the one the blue. hair blue. yeah yeah this.

[ __ ] yeah yeah look. Andrew all right start it over it's now. that we see it start it over let's see. yeah it's it's this kind of thing where. they're. like oh yeah yeah yeah it's all anime. stuff yeah and if you did that my. heartbreak dud try try it maybe you have. it no yeah yeah yeah. yeah you try you try it do it I don't. know.

how yeah no no you know the internet's. got that yeah yeah yeah yeah let's see. it go we did it just do it we cut it out. if you don't like it yeah. go I don't know how it's so cringe yes. go it's so. cringe yeah yeah you could do it. [Music]. oh yeah so good don't do it don't do it. yeah you're not you don't have it now.

now my heart is free I know you can't do. it can't do it yeah yeah how many views. is like is this popular this is Misty. Reigns a lot of people like they go to. Misty rigns thing so they just watch her. do that three [ __ ] million people. holy let's go to the this one yeah here. we. go dude I'm working too hard yeah what. are we doing. yeah oh man I hope they bomb us I hope. we B this country's over soon is this. insane this is what we're doing this is. it and by and can I tell you.

something how old is this kid by the way. is this a child how old is this person. probably some of them have only fans I. wouldn't know okay but anyway I mean how. old is this girl I like who are we. watching looks like we're watching a kid. a child she is 19 GH what are we doing. get I know I'm not watching some kid do. [ __ ] gross get out of here that's. weird and there's a dad downst Sally do. the dishes and she's I'm coming I'm. coming yeah yeah yeah we're [ __ ] we're. [ __ ] fut [ __ ] oh and then she goes.

to Anime conventions right this is I've. seen this anime convention thing is like. they don't do it once a year they do it. all year round there's these things. they're all over the place yeah you. don't want to do that though no I don't. is you know how Comic-Con was like once. a year now it's like all year no cuz. every city has one now well every city. has everything though there's many. different kinds yeah yeah yeah so Jess. wanted to promote her show is that why. you're here oh I did want to promote but. it's not coming out until no maybe after. the smoothest transitions of all time oh.

yeah it's unbelievable you you're. Flawless you [ __ ] you man talk to me. like thatway I am going to uh New Jersey. Sunnyville California Fort Worth Dallas. Portland Seattle and Lexington next. year so I'm just gonna take this moment. if you're out there if anybody's out. there come see me I mean if if there's a. way to do it that's it dude that was. perfect that was so organic and [ __ ]. people loved it yeah not only it just. helps the rhythm of her selling the. show what are you doing man just.

criticizing. you and let me and let me and I'll say I. could criticize you as I and I'll say. why you shot at me about the W thing so. I've been shooting at. you it's funny it's like um don't bring. don't bring a knife to a gunfight Bud. yeah I'm bringing bazooka you couldn't. hoist one up you [ __ ] little so this. is what happened fill in the blank you. know you and I come here uh try to set. the tone of the show I brought up hore. pretty good rant it was a good rant that.

was good hore youp couple other things. and uh you you had the $2 thing right. and it died and I think that's why. you're mad and you know what there's a. healthy way of getting that resentment. out you know I mean the way you're doing. you're you know going back and forth. like that in your new chair I'm rocking. in my chair yeah yeah doing this like. The Thinker whatever you're doing with. your hand I've never seen you do this. before it's cuz my back hurts thinker. you know what I mean so um I think we. all know in the room right that that was. a. fail right I got I got an MRI done I'm.

sorry on my back what's going on and. they were like all of this pressure and. disc slipping is from you carrying. Bobby's career. lately and I said that can't be showing. up on the MRI they go trust me it is and. we all see it yeah and I said who sees. it he goes the community at large MH and. I said the doctor Community he goes. Buddy social social it's everywhere. everyone can tell so I got to get you. off my back i n t e r e s t i n g dude.

interesting it's [ __ ] awesome okay I. told you you could spell you're good. buddy anyway um no he did say my back. issues are. Fromm. interesting maybe you should take a trip. to whis no do we had fun we had fun we. went and I can't believe you've never. been I said Andrew must come all the. time no I like I used to like vot to Spa. yeah but you never even tried we spy.

heard yeah I don't like it but how do. you know you don't like it because he. he's stubborn too many too many Korean. oh so I. thought I thought yeah let's let's talk. about your experience at weisa yeah I. was I was kind of nervous going in the. whole naked thing you know everyone's. naked and Bobby is like we I won't see. you naked I don't want to see you naked. I I that's so gross we're not I want I. foret I was going to say a joke but yeah. like why be mean now no I don't want.

because it's that's not fair right so. anyway he said you're saggy tits I don't. want to see no I didn't say that no I. was I was going to say something way. worse but go go ahead I love you well. now you have to say it no I was I was. kidding I don't have one. say say it no say it a beautiful lady. naked now go ahead um so anyway yeah as. we're walking in I say am I going to be. the only white lady there and he go no. no no tons of whites go and it was true. it's a good diversity mix you wouldn't.

be the only white there and I kind of. get why you said no one goes to the Wii. spot with you because I was telling my. friends and they're all like I don't. want to be I don't want to be naked with. Bobby I think people think when you say. do you want go to we Spa they're they're. thinking you're asking can I see you. naked kind of no that's absolutely. incorrect but I think that's what they. hear it's like it sounds like you just. want to see all these male Comics. naked well I have done it before yeah. yeah you know Ian Edwards you I try to. get Chappelle but what do what do they.

have in common they're black. exactly but I don't get your point but. like to see it he wants to go I like to. see it but when you go male female you. you know just you're in different rooms. but then the co-ed you're in a uni. you've been there with me fun the co. it's really fun but it's relaxing it's. so relaxing that's why I don't want to. go with him yeah go at a different time. but you should go please go with me no. how unrelaxing would that be for me you. guys would get he got recognized a lot. upstairs it' be so not relaxing okay I.

have my little. getaways I go to my gym I go in the cold. plunge I go in the sauna I go in the. steam room you know who talks to me. there [ __ ]. nobody [ __ ] no one I get in the cold. plunge with my little tiny red. penis and it's freezing cold and my. little penis goes like. this it does the cringe faces. okay dude have you been in cold plune by. the way I love c plun yeah they have one. at always do you do them oh my I stay I.

go in there for 10 minutes that's. literally impossible no you don't I I I. do maybe it's not as cold as the one. you're going through but cuz the cold. plunges you couldn't go in for 10. minutes you would be it' be it might be. but I'm let let me say something when. most of the people they go in for like a. minute I try to go up for 10 minutes. because I go to the point where I'm. about to die oh right yeah yeah good. well that's good yeah yeah that's very. and I and and I'm going to tell you why. if I. may okay you may well I'm gonna thank.

you okay I go to hyai Day Spa mhm I've. been going there for years and there's. like a 95-year-old man that's there okay. okay and he does a routine and I observe. him okay yeah over the years last 20. years Asian man old Asian man yeah and. he does um halfway in the cold plunge. yeah then there's there's two different. spot there there's a Jacuzzi but there's. also a spring water one where it's super. hot love that so he'll go 5 minutes.

there and he goes back and forth and I. think what he's doing is circulating his. blood just trying to stay alive yeah. yeah and so I've been following the same. thing as he does good you know what I. mean and I think there's something to do. with your health I don't know what it. does but they say 3 to five minutes is. kind of the optimal time to get the. benefits that you need after that you're. kind of not you know CU it's because. it's down to 45 degrees I mean they they. tell you between between 40 and 60 is. the high end for cold plunge but 5 to 10. minutes you don't want to go any more. than that there's no need for it.

post-workout is 2 to 3. minutes but what are the benefits of it. well there's a metabolic boost you get. that's uh 11 minutes in total time over. two to four sessions per week has. metabolic recovery benefits right it's. good for your muscle tissues it's great. for me for my nerves because my my. nerves because of my sciatic nerve uh. it's really good it like calms the nerve. down ice is the best ice is the [ __ ]. best can we go to we spot and so you can. show I can show you how long I go into. the cold plunge I don't think you. believe me so I want to do I believe you. wholeheartedly I think you could you.

doubt me knowing you you could stay in. there for 20 minutes I bet okay well. then cuz you're a strong boy just come. with me please you're a strong boy plus. your body's compact you're not stretched. out so everything is close Okay anyway. no I'm saying like your engine thank you. for being a bad friend your engine is. warming here it doesn't have to go that. far yeah you know what I mean that's. true my limbs are long yeah anyway Jesse. will you go back again with me one day. yeah I'd go back I was in the steam room. and his I walked in I was in there for a. minute and then this lady walked in and. then there was like probably five to six.

ladies in there and then out of nowhere. it's quiet and out of nowhere this lady. goes do you want to find your uterus oh. yeah right right and like right before. she said it I was about to get up and. leave but then I was like if I get up. now it's going to feel like a response. to her saying this real because she told. me about the did you did you lose it. well I I don't know if it was to me or. to it felt like it was to the room where. is your what did she mean to by that and. another lady goes yeah and then she just. starts talking about like feeling on.

your abdomen where the uterus is oh and. then I had to like just kind of wait. there for a while before I could leave. respectfully can you imagine if a guy. said that to you in a in a spot at all. yeah like he's like do you want to find. your G-spot yeah it was so awkward well. let's play that out yeah I'm in the tub. with you do you uh what's up sorry I. just yeah I I usually don't well for a. living I just I kind of I'm like a life. coach he coach okay what's up do you. have you ever found your G-spot as a man.

I'm done thanks man oh you already found. it excuse me can I help you find. it can I help you find your when you say. I'll do it for free when you see G. usually I charge I'll do it for free. when you see gspot what do you mean like. in the penis cavity or like my anal. cavity it's in your butt it's in your. butt and I can I help men find it in. their butt yeah and I found it you. already got it I found just I just found. it just now can I find can I try to find. another one for you oh so you're s there.

too yeah well if you say so go ahead. come here yeah yeah I put this so This. wand you see this wand that I have it. looks exactly like my penis I know yeah. you know I've watched Harry Potter I've. never seen it shape like. this well if you turn around and I say. this magic phrase and I put my wand in. there it'll detect where you're spotted. oh well you know what I'll give it a go. why not is it in expell is it in jizzus. yeah. okay is it did you find it oh rude I. found it yeah yeah did you I can't feel.

it okay yeah well yeah have a good have. a good day have a safe drive yeah did. you know about the. $2 oh yeah tell me tell me about it got. like watch or watch Dude I actually guy. I walked into the steam room the other. day I did have a guy I walked in naked. it's you traditionally you put on a. towel in the steam room cuz you sit down. but I walked in naked cuz no one was. there was after hours yeah and I walked. in cuz I was a little bit in pain and so. I walked in with my [ __ ] out and I was.

like I was like grunting through the. pain my pain was strong and then I hear. a guy go you okay man and I I can't see. him in all the steam in the fog I go. [ __ ] dude I didn't know someone was in. here I'm so sorry dude and he's like. it's okay I just you want me to get out. of here I was like no yeah you don't. have to go no you do make noises in the. steam room that you can't feels good. yeah this is a noise that Koreans make I. don't care where you're from in Korea. can you guys understand each other we. know what this means and there's no it.

doesn't mean anything but we know what. it means yeah it's this it's unspoken. here we. go I go I go I go. I it's U igu iigu igu about four or five. times we understand what that means yeah. and everyone and we. goig what does that mean like it. lamenting in in pain like no it's like. it feels good but it hurts but you I'm. glad you know what I mean it's soothing. you know and there's another one that we. know what it means is Juke juk I told.

you about that yeah yeah yeah we don't. have to re you know about Juke Juke yeah. yeah what is. it what I don't remember but I remember. the phrase Juke Juke see what see what. he does mcon he's. worthless he just agrees without. listening at this time at this point he. just comes around when you do improv you. you know agreeing it's fine but you have. to listen as well no he doesn't that's. why he won't do stand up I told you he's. not yeah you're not yeah yeah yeah give. us a joke let me hear you do a. bit did you say oh God did you say oh.

God you don't want to be on the show. anymore you don't have to be on the show. your attitude your attitude is [ __ ]. bananas by the way Pete has been. Pleasant all day said [ __ ] brought us. cookies yeah wait can we do it. together okay cuz we haven't been on the. show together and I don't think I'll be. on it you've never had you've never been. on a show together before we not for. months mon I haven't seen her in a long. time yeah and I'm going on the road next. year so I don't know if when I'll be. back so okay.

okay thank you for being a bad friend. [Music]. f.