Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura | Ep 305 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> Well, you two are something. >> We're bad friends. >> We'll have to make an announcement. Good. to see you, Tommy boy. >> Hey, buddy. It's good to see you, too. >> So, I'm doing my first special this. Friday and [applause] uh. >> we've talked about this for years. How. exciting is this? We. >> talked about it for years. >> No, for but like we've really talked. about this for years. 30 years. >> Yeah. Pink face.

>> Pink face. >> I mean, your face is so pink. What are. you trying to prove, bud? >> Is my face pink? >> Yeah, but yours is naturally pink. >> Yeah, but that's unnatural. >> I'm fleshed from the whiskey. >> Yeah. >> Okay. My. >> He's Asian. He breaks out like you guys. do when he has whiskey. >> Why did you come at me so aggressive? >> You know what else he has? >> Huh? >> The emperor eyes from Star Wars. [laughter]. >> Oh, look at that. >> He's an emperor. You. >> Yeah, like the emperor, dude. He has. right now, dude. Tom Sugar has emperor. eyes. Look at that. >> He's calling you She Palpatine. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Why did you come at me so hard? >> Yeah. What? What is that about?

>> I'm so sorry. [snorts]. >> I'm so uncalled for and unnecessary. >> This happens every time I see you. >> No, it No, it doesn't. >> Every time I see you. >> No, it doesn't. >> You come at me with some insult and then. you go, "My bad, dude.". >> It It is my bad, dude. >> But wait, WHAT? >> WELL, YOU INSULT ME ALL THE TIME. >> WHAT DID When's the last time he. insulted you? Either. >> public attitude. >> Oh. Oh, >> it's an energy insult. >> It's energy. It's energy insults. Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, you don't have to say. words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of. it. So, you know what happens? >> That didn't happen at all. [laughter].

>> Self-sabotage. >> cuz he has a special coming up and he. goes, "I don't feel well." Mad at you. Things. Yes. He's doing that. Carlos, he's doing all the things. >> Here's what happened. Okay. >> All right. So, all my reps are like, "You got to put your reps in." I said. reps twice. >> All your reps. >> Oh, the reps to doing your standup reps. Yeah. >> My representation said I have to do a. lot of reps. >> Repetitions. Let me just help clarify. them for the audience. >> Thank you. [laughter] Thank you. Anyway, so I did Bakersfield in Fresno. over the weekend. I just was around too.

many people. And then I wake up, >> humble brag about the tickets he was. selling. >> Really? 750 people. That's not a lot. >> That is a lot. >> Anyway, um I wake up Monday morning with. a sore throat and bodyaches. >> Do you think it's from the shows? >> Yeah. You think it's from the shows? >> What do you think, Tommy Boy? [laughter]. >> He thinks he got me with Tommy Boy. Huh? >> Oh, you got COVID. >> Oh, no. No. I took it. No, I took a. test. I don't have CO or the flu.

>> Do you think Do you Did you perhaps Did. you see a um a female friend over the. last couple of days? >> I did not. No. >> Look at me. >> I've been celibate. >> Look at me when you do that. >> Did you not? >> I was celibate. >> Did you not see a female friend? >> No, I did not. I swear to God I didn't. >> You swear to God? >> Yeah, because I'm I'm saving up my com. for [laughter] the special. >> for the special. >> Because they said they have to save your. come. You know what? What. >> that is? Can I tell you something? >> I I mean this in all. >> like fighters do it. I heard so I did. it. [laughter]. >> That's the best advice. You should save. your chi for sure.

>> I did. And I am. >> Yeah. But keep it saved for the. >> for how long? >> At least through the spect. >> Yeah, I am. Okay. >> Of course I am. >> Don't make kissy faces with anybody. >> I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude. Like Rocky did. >> Yeah. >> Is that how he But he ended up losing in. that movie. >> I know. He He didn't save enough. [laughter]. >> I don't have a choice. >> Yeah. So, he did tap Adrian a couple. times before. >> He did. Yeah, that's true. >> So, but can we start over? >> Yeah, you guys need to do a start over. Can we start over? >> No, we're not starting over. >> We're going to put that in, but you need. to start over this relationship cuz.

Tom's an old friend of ours. It feels. strange to do that. >> He dressed like a CIA agent now lately. [laughter]. >> We're almost the same. >> I know. All right. You're right. >> All right. Let's start over. >> Okay. What I was saying, >> welcome to the show. >> Yeah. Before. >> You look real good. >> Thanks, buddy. So do you. You were stuck. in the Caribbean. >> Yeah. How'd you know? >> Because that, you know, people I've. never been there and some people get to. go. >> Is it the Caribbean or is it the. Caribbean? >> Yeah. I can't believe. >> And I'm being honest. Is it?

>> I'm a fan of Caribbean. >> It's the Caribbean because it sounds. cooler. >> Yeah. I don't. >> Comedians Tom and Christina Paziski. stuck in the Caribbean due to Venezuela. related. >> My favorite thing is that. >> that angle, by the way, that's insane. It looks like you guys are being. interrogated. All all [laughter]. all we did was like we got a call from. our podcast producer who was like, "Hey, you're not back so we can't record an. episode. Can you just put a video. together for the podcast audience?". >> Yeah. >> And then people sent me, they're like, "Oh, you're on TMZ." I was like, "For. what?" They're like, "For that video.".

>> Oh, that's who picked this whole story. up. >> How did they get it? >> Because it was We just posted. >> They posted it on Instagram. >> Yeah. Just like, "Hey, we're not doing a. podcast this week. We're in the We're. stuck." And then TMZ was like, "They're. stuck." And then the only thing I heard. from people was, "I hope you [ __ ]. stay there." [laughter]. >> Who would say that? >> Oh, they're like, "You wrote that a few. times.". >> I know, but. wait, go back up to the just the way. that TMZ titles things. Go back to the. title is. >> Stranded in Paradise, Maduro's Capture,

Shutdown, Flights Home. >> It's so ridiculous. >> Okay, so we got Tom Cigar and Christina. Pazinski and they're stuck. They're. stuck. Stuck stuck. thus in [laughter]. paradise. Don't feel bad for them. Um, what I was. trying to say then, and you came at me, came at him again about my pink skin and. all this [ __ ]. >> was just that. >> for years we've been talking about you. doing a special and I was just saying. that I'm so excited and so happy that. you're actually doing it and that fans.

get to see you do your standup now in a. special. I think it's amazing. [applause]. >> Yeah, >> I'm so We're so happy. Not my full. potential because I'm I'm not feeling. well. >> You're fine. You're going to be fine. >> Let's get you Let's get you an IV. Let's. get. >> I did IV yesterday. It didn't work. [ __ ]. >> No. Do it again. And have you done ND. yet? >> I have ADD. >> No. Nad. [laughter] Okay. >> Yeah. Michael Jordan's flu game. Probably one of the greatest. He scored. 38 points while battling the flu or it. was going out. >> the night before and partying. But even.

still, the Irish flu does get me. So. this could be your flu game. >> What? Tell me. Explain it to I like. >> 1997 game five in the finals. Jordan had. the flu. >> Basketball. >> Oh yeah. Michael Jordan. >> He was Michael B. Jordan. >> Oh god. >> No. Michael, >> not sinners. This is a [ __ ] It's not. Michael B. Jordan. >> No. >> Okay. >> This is the flu game and he had the flu. and he performed. >> Unbelievable. It was It's It's as if the. gods were like, "You're going to be okay. with.

>> because they it's it's what happened. It's it's it's that he is God's choice. >> He's God's choice and you're God's. choice as well. and your special. >> You're gonna be amazing in this, dude. >> Yep. >> You're gonna be amazing in this. >> Okay. Flu game. >> Believe it. This is your flu game. >> Never even heard of it. This is the flu. Never heard of the flu game. June 11th. Tell me more about it. Tell me more. about it. Guys, >> tell me more about it. >> It's legendary. It's legendary. If you. >> Is there a diarrhea game? >> There is a diarrhea. >> The flu game is talked about more. >> The diarrhea. >> It is. >> Yeah. Pierce had Pierce had a diarrhea.

game. >> That's right. That's right. >> But but. >> this one's a little bit more prominent. >> Then there was an AIDS game. So, Magic. Had an HV game. >> Oh, yeah. I heard about that. >> That one, you know, >> that's a scary game. >> Wait a minute. >> What? Is there a name yet for the. special? >> Yes. What is it? >> It's so good. >> Finally. >> It's perfect. >> Why not? Why not? [applause] You don't. like it? >> And I love it. And And you're shooting. in San Diego. >> in 3D. Yeah. [laughter]. >> 3D, 4 HD, the whole thing. Dolby. >> They're doing it in IMAX, >> dude. You want Dolby? I got I got Dolby,

dude. Laser. >> And where's this going to be? Laser. technology. staring. >> Hulu. >> Huluru. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Huru. [laughter]. Huru. Huru. >> Hulu. >> Right on Huluur. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's amazing, dude. >> You don't think I deserve it? >> I didn't [snorts] I didn't Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Aggressive. It [laughter] was so. condescending what he just did, dude. >> No, he just. >> He's successful. He's successful. He's. conquered the game, dude. He's on top of. Just shut the [ __ ] up, dude. >> Whoa. See what he's doing? Wow. All. right. >> I also came here. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, you came here what? >> To say thank you for when doing season. one of Bad Thoughts. We're starting.

season two. It was a fun experience and. thank you so much for having [laughter]. >> How long have you been awake? >> I've been in bed for 24 hours. >> Can I tell you all you need to do. >> you you're Can I I've seen this on Tik. Tok. I've seen this on Tik Tok. >> This bit right here. >> No, no, not this bit. It's the white. man's I know you're half Peruvian. >> Whatever it is. I appreciate that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's your your. hand domination. >> Oh, hand domination. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing that. He. makes trying to control the.

conversation. I understand what you're. doing with your hands [laughter] and I'm. doing it back. >> and you're seeing it through it. >> I'm seeing right through it, dude. Okay, go ahead. >> What are you going to say? >> That this weekend is going to be. fantastic for you. >> Mhm. >> And these next few days, all I hope is. that you actually listen to your body. when it says it's time to rest. Get your. rest, get your fluids, eat your food, feel good, and on Friday and Saturday. and however many shows you're gonna. tape, you're gonna feel great, man. It's. going to be fantastic.

>> And you know, Tom, I have to be honest. with you. [snorts]. >> Let me [clears throat] be real with you, dude. Yeah. >> You've been a friend, >> a real comrade, >> and uh I apologize for being so. negative. >> I appreciate that. >> Yeah. >> When I was talking about your pink face. and your uh emperor eyes. Yeah. Right. It's just an observation. >> because they're blue or is it because of. the. >> No, it just looked weird. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. I mean, it's so um. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] you, dude. >> You do. All right. What do I have to do?

Yeah. Yeah. You're with him, dude. You're in that room with him. I've been. sitting here. How long have I been. sitting here? >> 10 minutes. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've been sitting here. You're cackling. You know what I mean? Sandy with your. >> Do you know that over the last few. years, few times he has graced me with. his presence to come on shows with me? I've invited them. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Do you know that every time he gets. introduced, it is. >> just like thunderous. Thunderous.

>> It's crazy the reception this gets. >> It's unbelievable. >> And that's is going to be like when the. special. >> that's going to be the exact same thing. >> People are going to lose their minds. >> They are going to lose their minds. I. know that. I know that as a fact. >> You know what? I take. >> Hold on. The whites are talking. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> We're proud of him. >> Yeah. >> We're very proud of him. >> To get a little guy like this up there. and doing his thing, it's going to be. [ __ ] amazing. >> Now, do you feel a little bit better? >> Yeah. >> You're getting hyped up. >> I sure do. [snorts]. >> I feel jazzed. [laughter]. >> You know, I know. I know. >> This is a look.

>> And let me tell you something. Whatever. you're doing, dude. Yeah. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] off. Right. Go back to Austin. >> Go back. >> Come on. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm tired of it, dude. >> Why are you tired of it? >> I love you. >> I love you, too. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> When does it come out? Do you know when. it comes out on. >> In November. >> Oh, so you got a you got some times. We need, you know. >> Yeah. We need [laughter]. >> going to be some re-shoots. >> Okay. Here we go. Mr. Director. [laughter]. >> Well, first of all, >> it says Mr. Director. >> Andreas is back and we want to welcome.

back our old friend Andreas who hasn't. been around. Andreas. And you guys can. speak uh in tongues like you guys do to. each other. You ask for the bathroom. key. Yes. >> And what? How did he say it to you? What. did he say? [snorts]. >> Mayo. >> Yeah. Where's. >> the mayo? >> You feeling a little bit better now? >> Is he direct? Are you directing it? >> No. >> Louis Cats. >> Louis Cats. The legendary Louis Cats. >> I do know Louis. >> Yeah, Louis Cats is going to do it. >> Fantastic.

>> Did you consider or No, [laughter]. >> I can say it. I'm happy. >> Not even. By the way, I've seen that. movie. It's a great movie. >> It's great. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> I did consider it. >> You did? >> Yeah. Um, he just doesn't know my act as. well as Louis does. [snorts]. >> That's not why. >> Yeah, I need performance notes. >> Can I Could I come? >> Could I just throw something in here. though? >> Was there no thought of reaching out to. me? >> Yeah. Interesting. >> What? You would never direct my special. >> Why would I not direct your special? >> You would never do it.

>> Why? >> Why would I ask and get rejected by you? >> I would never reject you. >> Oh, so what would you say? I call ding. ding. Hello. Is that. >> Is it your mom's house? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Is it the corporate you're. you're the corporate center of your. mom's house? >> Yes. >> Can I Can I Can I get linked to the Tom. Sugar girl, the president, please? >> Sure. Yes. Hold on a second. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Hello. This is a the second assistant. You talk to the first assistant. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm Bobby Lee. Have you. heard of me? >> Uh yeah, I know. But I'm friends with. Tom. >> Okay. I'll I'll send you over to the. first assistant.

>> I was already at the first assistant and. he sent me to the second assistant. I. need to talk to Tom. Okay. >> He's not picking up my phone calls. >> Which Asian is this? >> I'm Korean. >> Hold on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see a Did you. see Asian or agency? [laughter]. >> Asian's fine. >> Anyway, I know. Can I talk to Sugura? Is. there somebody closest to Sugar I could. talk to? >> He loves Grandma Kims. Hold on one. second. And then they pass you through. >> Hey, Bobby. >> Hello, Tom. >> Yeah. >> Hey. >> What's up, man? >> What's up, man? >> What are you doing, >> Groovy? >> What are you calling for?

>> What's up? >> What What What's the call for? I just. want to see how you were. >> Oh, I'm good, man. How are you? >> The dogs. >> We don't have dogs. [laughter]. >> I'm sure you will. >> I'm sure you will, dude. >> My son's allergic. I thought you knew. that. >> Yeah. Yeah. How are the kids? >> They're good. They're allergic to dogs. >> Christina. >> alive and well. >> That's fantastic. Wow. You're What a. show you're running. >> Thanks, man. >> Yeah. Thanks to Tired of talking to me. >> Not at all. Not at all. >> I could hear something in your voice. >> No, bro. What's going How's How's.

Andrew? >> Oh, he's fine. And Daddy Dandy, he's. hanging out with his friends Taylor. Swift and Barack Obama. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] Is he friends with them? >> Yeah. Yeah, he's level. >> He's not around. No. >> Hey, Tom. I'm here. Andrew. Hey, buddy. >> Came out of nowhere, bud. >> Hey, I picked up I picked up the line. upstairs. >> Oh, I see. See, you know what's going. on. Bobby, you can hang out. What's. going on? [laughter]. >> What's up, dude? >> What's up, bro? >> Nothing. Bobby was going to ask you if. you direct a special. >> What? >> He was going to ask you to [laughter]. direct a special. Why the [ __ ] would I.

He's not on the phone anymore. I'm still. here. >> OH, HEY BOB. >> HEY [ __ ]. >> HEY. SO, can you. >> When is it? Oh, it's going to be um. January 16th and 17th. >> That's right. >> Oh, I have a stool sample thing I got to. do for my. >> Oh, yeah. You told me about that. >> I don't know. Can you move that? >> I don't think you can. >> I don't think you can move that. You. know what I could do though? I could. ask. >> Yeah. Ask who? >> I'll ask the doctor. >> Okay. >> And if the doctor says no, doctor comes. first. Right. Okay. Uh, you have any.

suggestions of somebody that could. direct it? You think? Have fun and do. your best. [laughter]. >> Will you consider it, Tom? Bob. [laughter]. >> See, that's what's See, that's what's. going to happen. >> That would never happen. >> That's why I don't call. >> You know that's. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would have. done it. >> in a heartbeat. >> Wow. >> That's nice. That's nice to know. >> And also, but I will say this. I think I. think Louis Cass is super talent. >> I do think he's super. >> and he's going to put out he's going to. make something glorious. >> because you know he's so like hands on.

>> rookie quarterback. >> 247. >> It's a big risk. >> But I like it. >> It's smart. >> No, he's great. >> Get him out there on the field. He can. play. >> He's going to play. >> Yeah, >> he's going to play well. >> Although the other day I go, "Do you. have any audience shots?" He goes, "We're not doing that. >> I'm on his team. I don't like I I don't. like them. You don't need them." Why? Why? Why sometimes Why does theience. have one locked off just for edits, right? Just because you're like, I want. to jump to it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I never liked it. I Why does your. audience need to see the audience? >> I did not. I did not. No.

>> Who do drugstores? >> I don't remember. >> No. But you have different people doing. it in different shows. >> The glorious Brandon Durmer did it. Our. good friend Brandon. >> Oh, Dur did one. >> He did White Noise. >> Oh, he did. >> Yeah. >> Amazing. >> Yeah. >> And uh. >> and Homefield Advantage. >> Who directs your different people? I've. had for the last two I had Ryan Paleo, I. had Jay Carris do one, I had Ramy Hash. do one, I had. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> How many have you done? Four. >> Six. >> You've done six specials already. >> Yeah. >> All Netflix.

>> All were on Netflix. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. >> Yeah. There's one out right now, man. >> There's one out right now. Teacher. >> Teacher. Yeah. >> Go check it out on YouTube. >> It's on Netflix. [laughter]. >> Bobby, you got it. >> Netflix. >> Netflix. YouTube. Whatever. We're on. We're on YouTube, not whatever. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I. was I can't make a joke to the king. >> Premier League, you know. >> Oh. >> Oh, Premier League. >> He's in the Premier League. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And I'm in the third division. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I see.

>> What are some of the teams that we're. aligned with? >> Um I'm Portmith. >> Exactly. >> Yeah. Yeah. Very good. >> I'm Coventry City. [laughter]. >> You know teams. >> Yeah, I do. I do. >> He's a big soccer fan. Are you really a. huge soccer fan? >> Yeah. >> Arsenal. >> I'm Cardiff. Who? Do you have an. all-time favorite team? >> Arsenal FC. >> That's your squad. >> Bleed red. >> Do you don't have a tattoo of them? >> I don't. I'm going to get one though. I. bleed red though. >> Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the. special. >> You should do it for the special. Actually, >> get an Arsenal tattoo for the. >> under and under it. Right. Finally.

>> Yeah. And where do I do it? >> Under the Gooner Cannon. >> Right under my eye. >> Oh my god, that's a fantastic idea. >> Like a cannon cuz that's. >> Yes. Who's your favorite player of all. time? >> Probably Terry Henry. >> Get that on the other eye. [laughter]. But Henry's face here, Arsenal here, >> and then you lock in on Friday, Saturday. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I feel like I feel like the focal point. there needs to be something here, too. >> Maybe a soccer ball. [laughter]. >> Maybe. Maybe something different, though. Like something I'm into, >> you know? >> Video games.

>> That's right. >> A bed. Put a bed up there. No. Korea. >> Ghost of whatever. [laughter]. >> What did you just say? >> What did you say? [ __ ]. >> the gigantic watermelon. You like to. >> I don't understand. We're just throw it. down. Antic watermelon. >> Yeah, the pizza looking nice to harvest. >> What? >> From Stardew Valley. [laughter]. >> OH, >> FROM STARDEW VALLEY. [laughter] NOW I. GET IT. >> OH. OH, [ __ ]. >> Very funny. Good slam. >> That's a good slam, dude. Why? Cuz I. like farmy simulation games. You [ __ ]. face,

>> right? I love to plant. All right. It's. not Okay. >> Isn't it funny that he'll plant on a. video game, but never in real life? >> Yeah. >> It's kind of fascinating. >> What about Bulooi right here? Oh, >> I love the meat. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's you. >> Yeah. >> What a marin farm. [laughter]. >> It's not just brea that. I [laughter] do. too. >> They don't have watermelons and they. have um. >> kimchi. Kimchi. Kimchi. >> They're summer memelons. >> Kimchi. Okay. If you were going to do.

Korean food on your face tattooed for. the rest of your life kimchi. >> I mean, >> a bowl of BBOP. >> That would be the foundation of it all. Yeah, I would do a bowl of bean and bop, >> not kimchi. Wow. >> Bibb and bop is an interesting dish. because it does symbolize my life. >> Yeah, >> it's a mixture of things. >> Go on. >> Layers. >> What? >> There's a lot of layers. >> I just said it. >> Do you have a top one or two LA spots? >> Oh, yeah. Korean spots. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Parks. >> Well, I went to parks Sunday and.

yesterday, by the way. >> Both days. Yeah. >> Chosan Goi. >> Yeah. So I go to Chosan even though we. saw the last time I was there I saw a. dead body in the front. So I kind of. haven't. >> in the front meaning the lobby like the. host stand or. >> just standing sitting there laying there. in the front of the entrance area. >> Dead. >> Yeah, she was dead. >> They die all the time out. >> Yeah, they got idea. Yeah, it's. >> and they had the they had they had the. what thing over her right and I was. smoking a cigarette by the front. >> She's dead in the restaurant [laughter]. right out front. >> Right out front of the restaurant. >> and I was kind of like look at these old. people gathered around in front of the.

thing. I was making fun of them and then. somebody goes, "Um, I think that's the. family." I go, "Fuck, my bad.". >> Wait, did they go there to bring Did. they bring. >> It was like an old Korean. >> group that went in. One of them died and. then [laughter] was outside the the. restaurant. >> What a great place to die. >> Yeah, >> you would love to die. >> I have a photo of it somewhere in my. phone. >> Take a photo. [laughter]. >> I took a photo. >> Are you a big garlic fan? [snorts]. >> Yeah, I am a big garlic fan. Why do you. [laughter] want to know? Why would you ask that, friend? I'm. going to give you my best spots, right?

That's what you asked. >> Yeah. >> May I. >> What are they, >> dude? Dude, what? >> What are they? >> I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you. >> Okay. >> So, I like Chosan. >> Mhm. >> Parks. I like this place called Gavin. >> Yeah. >> Right. Uh. >> this place that we went to in the alley. or I mean in the parking lot's in the. back. Park in the back. >> Oh, that's Agassi Gopchong. >> Yeah, Agassi was good. >> But that's a late night spot, right? >> Agassi. What? >> Gopchang. It's more of a late night. spot. You know what I mean? >> Okay. >> Yeah. So, those are I like Sup. >> Sup?

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one of the best meals of my life with. you. >> Really? >> In Vegas. >> Where at? >> At the [ __ ] um. >> Andre. >> Uhhuh. >> Right. >> Yeah. That was his Bizaar Meets was. there. Yeah. >> Right. Was. But I booked I booked a. hotel room because I knew that that was. there. >> You did not. >> I did. >> There. >> Yeah. And then I go I checked in. I went. I went I was go straight to Bazar meets. like it's not here anymore. >> It's not there yet. >> Why? >> What hotel was it? >> So he [clears throat] used to have. Bizaar Meets at the Sahara. And then.

>> Sahara's closed, [snorts] right? >> No, I was just there. It was just there, but it seemed closed. It's no longer. there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [clears throat]. >> I thought they closed that [ __ ] thing. down. >> No, it's still there. >> Yeah. The rooms are like 16 bucks a. night. >> Mhm. But that was the one of the best. meals incredible I've ever had. >> Dude, I have to say this. Last time I. went there, I went there [snorts]. uh a few weeks ago, like a month ago or. so for F1. What was that? No, two months. ago, I guess, >> for F1. And I texted him that I was.

there. >> Jose Andrees. >> Jose Andrees. And he was like, "Oh, I'm. here. Come by one of my restaurants." We. went by and this guy by the way he's you. know that he is just the most not just. amazing chef but amazing person. This. guy does World Central Kitchen. >> Yeah. >> They feed people and. >> philanthrop philanthropic. >> You're almost there. >> Philanthropic. >> Yeah. >> And there he took us. >> gave us everything that this that that.

the that the restaurant makes like every. dish and then goes let's go to my other. restaurant. where we're like we're like. keeled over. He's like go to let's go to. my other restaurant. We go to the second. restaurant with him. >> Jesus. >> And we he feeds us absolutely everything. on that menu and to the point where. we're like I think we're all going to. throw up right now. >> Come on. Yeah. >> And then he's just the greatest guy. I. cannot say enough good things about this. guy. He's just like. >> he's he's an incredible dude. Like as a. as a restaurant tour, as a chef, and as. a as a human being. Jose Andreas is top.

top of the [ __ ]. >> And as a philanthropist. >> As a philanthropist. Yes. which you're. almost there. >> Ham. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You like that stuff. You guys love that. stuff. >> Where are you from in there? >> I'm from Galifia. >> Oh, you're in GI? >> I have a similar story to that. My. friend Frank took me to a McDonald's. >> And what what did they give you? >> He's a manager. I got a double pound of. cheese. >> Do you ever Did you tell him? >> Then we went to the Arby's. >> If the fries [laughter]. >> Wow. I was like, this is too much, Frank. >> Yeah. Frank went over the top. >> If fries aren't hot, do you ever go back. and go.

>> 100%. >> Oh, 100%. >> Yeah, I need these hot. >> I need these hot. I need fresh fries. >> I say that in in the window. Can I get. fresh fries if you don't mind? >> Yeah, >> I'll pay for it. >> They need to be Yeah, >> I want the fresh fries. >> You can heat them up with your eggs the. next morning and they're really good. >> No, >> in a pan. >> In a pan. Okay. Not in the microwave. >> Not in the microwave. >> Everybody learns that the time you go. home and you take out your fries and. they suck. You put them in the. microwave, you're like, "These are. [ __ ] worse now." Yeah. And the pan's. the way to go. >> Mhm. >> With your eggs. >> Just It was like a breakfast little. breakfast potatoes.

Hm. >> I took you to [ __ ] bizarre meets you. as I. >> I know. And I I just said out loud it. was the most amazing experience. It was. me, you, I forget who was there, but a. bunch of people. >> Yeah. [laughter]. The the bill must have been a lot a lot. of lots of money. We just ordered. >> Well, Jose Andre took care of it. >> Yeah. Whatever. >> Actually, no. No, you didn't. Really? >> Yeah. Cuz I remember Tom paying for it. >> Invited you to the restaurant then made. you. >> No. No. When I went this time, he took. care of everything. But that time Oh, so. that that um weekend was probably one of. the best weekends of my life maybe even.

>> Yeah, cuz we did that big show. >> Yeah, >> it was me, you, Shane, Bert. Um. >> Yeah. Grand at the MGM Grand. And that. was really funny. Fun. That was. powerful. >> Powerful. >> Yeah. Yeah. Powerful show. >> Strong night. >> Yeah. >> So anyway, thank you for that. >> Yeah. And thank you for um TV show. >> That was fun. >> Yeah. And thank you for um a lot of. things and I appreciate it. >> I love you, Bob. >> Uhhuh. I love you too, man. What's up? >> Does the aggression stop? >> You know, I I have to go to therapy to. see where where my hostility is.

>> I'm going tomorrow. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Are you? I'm going tomorrow. >> Really? You have therapists here? >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah. >> This guy's got them all over the place. >> You have one in Austin or just you have. two or. >> No, just LA. >> Yeah. Yeah. And you've been. >> This is where they are. >> They're here. >> And you're with the Have you been with. this person this for for a long time? >> Long time. >> Yeah. I've been with mine for six, seven. years now. >> Oh, I've been longer. >> Oh, really? Yeah. >> Yeah. It's so funny because they they. don't they won't hang out with you. outside of the thing. >> That's not a thing they usually do. [laughter]. >> I I've asked you want to go get a bite.

to eat. No, we're not do we don't do. that. >> I found myself Did you ever do you ever. have you ever have you ever asked your. therapist to watch something you you've. done? >> Yeah. They say no. >> No. No. He did. And then I was like, >> "Oh, no. I don't like the idea of. knowing me at all. I prefer them to not. be familiar with me in any way, shape, or form.". >> I go I talked about this thing in the I. don't know if you should watch it. And. then I I guess I was like implying but I. didn't directly. And then he came back. He's like, "Yeah, I watched it." And. he's I go, "What?" He's like, "I'm so. that's so good." I was like, "Ah, [ __ ]. You sound like my [laughter] mom.

>> He did a good job, buddy. >> Good job. >> I don't want them to know anything." I. want that to be kind of like a complete. disconnect. >> I want it to be like, >> "Yeah, but he's checked out your shit.". [clears throat]. >> Uh, no. >> You don't think so? >> It's easy to find, man. >> You think he has that list a little? >> No. No, but I think it's more like uh we. two different cultural circles. >> Oh, you know what I mean? >> What do you mean? He's a minority. [laughter]. >> He's gay. He's gay. So, is he gay?

>> I don't think I'm his flavor of. lifestyle. You know what I mean? He. likes art. High art. >> We all like high art. You like a high. art, right? I'm a high art guy. >> Uh. >> yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know. >> I' been to Momma. >> You been to MoMA? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Done the MoMA? >> No. I think he he probably has a more. intellectual consumption of his I don't. think he likes fart. >> Sounds like you're his therapist. >> I am. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you don't think your therapist like. fart humor? >> I don't think he likes what we do.

>> I think this would be something he'd go. >> He's like, "This is some lowbrow shit.". >> Yeah. He'd go, "This is nice for you. That's good that you. >> That's good for you. >> Good for you, dude." Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I hate it when like I'm in a. situation where like someone like. someone recognizes me and then like an. old lady will go, "Well, I'd like to. check out what you do.". >> Oh, nightmare. >> And I always go, "Don't you please. don't." Yeah. >> Please don't. You will hate me. >> Like on a plane. >> How do these people know you? [laughter]. >> And then you go, "Well, I think they. know me from I do there's a podcast and. what is it?".

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And I'm always like, >> you say it? I don't even say it. >> I say my Well, my name is Jason Baitman. and it's called Smart List. >> Yeah. My name is Dad Shepard. [laughter]. Yeah. >> And it's a great show. >> Yeah. >> And and we talked about that before. None of those guys all uh they all. >> Congratulations for Amy Polar for. winning a Golden Globe. >> Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I. mean, unbelievable. [applause]. >> It's not good. Congratulations. >> What would your speech have been if you. won a podcast? >> They'll never not nominate us. >> No, no, no, but. >> they'll never nominate us. >> No, I know. But in the hypothetical fun. world, >> I would nominate you guys. Thank you.

>> I would nominate you. >> What would your speech be? >> Okay. Bobby and the winner for the best. podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee. >> This is the bet I would do. [laughter]. >> Me? >> Oh, that's good. >> I would take my time. >> Oh, yeah. >> I would take my time. Your time. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then I would walk the. opposite direction of the tape. >> Funny. >> Yeah. It's funny, right? And I would go. as far as I could [laughter].

>> until somebody turned me back around. >> around and then they go, >> "Yeah, >> say something." Yeah. Yeah. No. So they. and they have to and then I'll just be. confused. I'll go toward the stage. >> and then I'll probably give. >> the music starts playing. You're off. >> Yeah. It be great if that took up your. [laughter] whole time. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's I think that's. what I would do. >> I'd take up all my whole time just. getting up there. >> That's very funny. Yeah. >> That's really That's the funniest way to. do it. But if you had. >> like the [laughter] mic See, that's what. I'm saying. I'm trying to avoid it. So. like go ahead. All right. I mean, you're. going to talk about the situation in. Iran, obviously. >> Yeah, you have to. Yeah.

>> No, I'm going to have a be good pin. [laughter]. >> CHECK THIS OUT. OUTRAGEOUS. >> Are you going to thank your. >> Anyway, thanks for my Thanks for the. award. >> Yeah. Yeah. Thank your crew for like all. the support. >> No way. >> Yeah. I want to Yeah. I want to thank I. Hey, I Well, first of all, I don't even. know why is this even a category. [laughter]. >> Smart. >> Yeah. It's the Golden Globes. I thought. it was higherend [ __ ] here, but. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Nikki. What's up? [clears throat]. >> I'll call her out. >> Yeah. >> And if she pretended [laughter].

>> And if she pretended. >> It's nice to meet you, Bobby. >> Yeah. If you pretended that she didn't. know me. >> Met that man. >> Yeah. Yeah. IT WOULD BE WAR. >> YEAH. >> AND I'd be like, I just don't even know. this. But anyway, um Yeah. Well, you. would have to get the award cuz I. wouldn't get it alone. It would be with. you. >> No, it' be podcaster of the year for. sure. You would get. >> It' be you and I. >> No, you'd get it. >> No, they don't do that. They nominate. shows. >> Would you want Andrew to speak? Yeah, you do the speaking. >> Thank you, Jews. >> Yeah. >> And then you leave. >> And that's a that's a win-win.

>> That's Yeah. Yeah. You're. >> touching all the bases there, man. >> Mhm. Be good. And that we [laughter]. carry both, you know. >> Yeah. Different messages. But then. there's the secondary interview. Now. you're off the stage and now you're on. like the backstage red carpet thing with. the backdrop. And they go, "Bobby, how. do you feel? You just won the Golden. Globe.". I go, um, I have to pinch myself every. day because, um, I'm just living in. gratitude. >> Oh, you do one of those. Those are good. >> Do you don't you don't like those?

>> I like them. Those go along. >> I I I'm afraid I would probably edit. myself because I don't want to say. anything. You know what I mean? Too. crazy. >> Yeah. >> I'd have been like, I'm just happy that. we beat two bears. >> Um. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's just a big win for us. >> Well, they weren't even nominated. >> They weren't? No. >> Oh, okay. >> You would do that in the moment. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. Yeah. We were in that moment. Yeah. They. were just a little play. >> They weren't even, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. Remember when they made fun of you. on your own show when they came in to do. a swap? >> We remember those guys. >> Remember we remember this is what you. would lead with.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> You'd have to. >> You have a golden globe right now. >> You got to give You got to give our fans. what they really want, man. It's not. about the globes. It's about our dogs. Our fans. >> The people that love us and that's why. we love them. >> Yeah. We make We [ __ ] up your names. >> Oh, that's good. Benny Kreaker, you. know, I think small good. Yeah. Yeah. Benny really good. And uh. >> Benny Ker. [laughter]. >> Yeah. And Larry Sagara. Larry Sagara is. very talented. Have you seen um that. show? I was on it was called um.

>> what show? >> Darkness. [laughter]. >> Darkness. >> Not even a play on words. Dark sketch. >> Dark sketch. Yeah. >> Really good. >> Yeah. Really good. >> Yeah. Really good stuff. >> Really good stuff. >> Yeah. Yeah. What would you What's your. speech? I I. >> first of all, I can't even imagine. >> You got to do it now. >> I can't imagine being nominated. Me. either. I would never consider that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, >> well, because you have to fill out I bet. you because you have to fill out and you. have to pay them. >> You have to pay. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You have to pay to be.

>> and I'd be like, I'm not paying that. >> Well, those companies, they get paid by. like Spotify and One Tree and these. podcast companies, they pay for the. nomination. So, >> yeah. How much is it? >> I don't know. No idea. >> Yeah. Yeah. But they were never going to. nominate us because it's they're going. to nominate the people in their. ecosystem. >> I would have said something like I would. have said something like. >> honestly and I mean this I would have. been like. >> Bobby Lee should have won this award, [laughter]. >> you know. No, you wouldn't. >> Yeah. Like when Ving Res did that for. Jack Lemon, he was like this is for you.

And I'd cry and then I would just would. have said I would have talked about you. probably. >> Yeah. It's amazing that Joe hasn't. wasn't nominated though. >> He actually I from what I saw I didn't. ask him this. I didn't talk to him. [snorts] I saw that he wasn't he with. but it like withheld himself from being. even nominated. >> Yeah, he doesn't want to go. He doesn't. want to do that. >> There's that is the last place on earth. >> Yeah, he doesn't want to do that, man. That that that's he's not interested. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, I mean, what? Yeah. It's just not. fitting for uh our kind of comedy. podcast. That's what it is. They.

wouldn't put us over there. >> We should make our own award show. Do. it. >> I don't think Do we need one. >> for our people? >> For what? I mean, here's what we we need. a gathering. >> Here's what I'm saying. >> This is what Gangfest is for. >> No, no, no. It's a different That's. different. We want a gathering of just. all of our p you know, we we're dressed. up and we're in a tuxedo, >> mini red carpet, right? And just to be. around our our friends and, you know, for family. >> Yeah. >> And to go pattish each other in the bat.

and go, you did a good job two bears. that episode or whatever. >> Yeah. Is that what you want? >> Not really. >> That's your birthday party. [laughter]. That was my birthday party. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. I dressed that. >> You had a birthday party. >> Yeah. Bowling party. >> Bowling party. Yeah. >> It was amazing. >> You were invited. >> Uh, you know, you know that's good. >> What's good? >> That's good. That's good. That's good. >> Oh, no. >> What you're doing. Um, you don't [ __ ]. live here. [laughter]. >> I would have flown here. >> No, you would not. >> I would have flown here. >> In fact, can I say another thing? I ran.

into you. >> here on a cess. >> I ran out into you, right? I was with a. girl. Open it up. >> Open it up. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You. know what I mean? And it was like um. interesting. >> What was interesting? [laughter]. >> What? >> What was interesting? >> Just you and Kirk, you know, coming out. of a you know I mean an SUV. Beautiful. one. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean? And you guys are. just like kind of buzzed. >> You know what I mean? And just you know. full of life. >> Sure. >> You guys you guys were giggling too. You. guys giggled out of the [ __ ] SUV. >> Well, we probably took something. >> Yeah. Whatever. But you guys, [laughter].

>> you know what I mean? >> There were some OTHER PEOPLE. >> HEY MOM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YEAH. I'm. like, you know, be panhandling out. there. [laughter]. >> You're with a girl. >> Oh, yeah. With a girl. Beautiful girl. Yeah. It was Yeah. With a beautiful. girl. >> He was with a beautiful girl. And he was. kind of like, "Hey, [ __ ] you know, >> be cool. >> Be cool. >> Be cool.". >> I said that to her. You said. >> You do say that to her a lot. Be cool. >> You looked at us and you were like, >> "Oh, be cool. Be cool." Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you guys. say outrageous things. >> When I'm with a girl, people say, not. you, but like comic people say. outrageous things. >> Not me. I'm always good around your.

girl. >> I'm really good. Don't. >> I know you're the best. >> I Yeah. No, you know, Tom, you're the. best. I love it. >> You know what I mean? And thanks for. doing this, dude. [laughter]. >> I really I be Thanks for doing this. I. don't know why whenever I see you, I get. I'm a little hostile. >> Very little. >> But there's love. You know, we had. Native American seances before. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? In Canada. >> That's right. >> We've experienced that. >> Mhm. >> Have you experienced that with Tom? >> I have not. No. Our our our relationship. doesn't really go to the depths of. Native American seance. >> Yeah. Yeah. But it will. >> one day. We did shows together. We've.

done a television show together. >> We've done Native American seances. We've done Spongebs. We've done all this. [ __ ]. >> Oh, we've done a lot of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Spongebob. >> What else do you need? >> Yeah. Yeah. Not much. >> So, where's the negativity coming from? >> Um, it's I I know what it is. >> What is it? >> Is I love him so much. >> Oh, >> he always gives it to me, man. >> Yeah. I love him so much, >> but then it's like there's a part of me. that just can't give my love. >> and so I attack. >> Yeah. What is that? >> Yeah. I don't know what it Can you bring.

that up in therapy this week? >> Yeah. Anything I can bring it up like. I'll just run into somebody and I will. attack them. >> Huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I mean, you must have seen this before. >> He's never done this before. >> But you've No, with nobody. >> No. No. >> I've never done it with him. >> You don't do it with him. >> No. >> Why do you Because you feel comfortable. enough with him. >> No, I'm scared of him. >> Oh, you're scared of him. >> Yeah. I mean, you know, >> he's always a temperament. >> What is this thing? Is this a. personality disorder? >> Oh, I just think he's self-sabotaging. his relationship with you. >> Ah. Interesting.

>> He's therapizing, but I do that could be. part of it. >> Like, do you fight with fight with Bird. at all? >> I wouldn't say we fight. No, we don't. fight. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> No. Yeah. >> Disagreements. >> Sometimes, you know, it's but not We. don't have a We have a pretty good style. of communication. Yeah. >> They don't even speak anymore. You know. this, right? They're not talking. [laughter]. >> That's what I meant. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. You guys don't talk often. >> They don't talk at all. And he cut off. He cut him off. >> No, we go through the assistance. What's. he saying? No, but I think you guys have. you have your podcast together.

>> Not anymore. He. Bird slept with Christina. [snorts]. >> Well, he did. >> He did. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he did. >> If that happened, what would you do? >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> No, but what would what would you do? >> Great. No, that that wouldn't be your first. reaction. >> Probably. >> Yeah, it would be like you' be confusion. first. Let's go through the feelings, >> right? >> Confusion would be confusion. >> Confusion first. Yeah. Confusion for us, right? >> Panic. >> Yeah. And.

>> anger. >> There would be some humor to it. You. would probably laugh. >> Laugh. Yeah. Like I can't [ __ ]. believe this [ __ ] Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then how? >> How and when? >> Well, physically. >> And why? Yeah. How, when, and why. How. would answer? I would get [laughter] I. would understand. >> I'd understand the how, which would be. he would be on his back. I. >> Oh, right. right. >> It's just when where's the when? >> We don't know. >> Wednesday. on a Wednesday. Okay. Okay. Who? All right. Who? Bert. Yeah.

>> Where? >> House. >> House. [laughter]. >> Uh. >> How? >> Yeah. How? >> Back. >> On his back. >> When? >> Wednesday. >> Wednesday. >> And why? >> And why? What's. >> the They have this chemistry, dude. [laughter]. >> Chemistry. Right. Right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Are you still with that chick that I saw. you with. >> when I was with Kirk? >> Yeah. >> That's your chick? >> She's somebody I'm seeing. [snorts] I mean, it was a while ago, so. it's a long. >> somebody I'm seeing. [laughter]. >> It's been a while.

>> It's been a while. It's been a while. You'll see. >> Is that your girlfriend? >> Lee, >> you have brown eyes now. >> What? >> Is that your girlfriend? >> It's somebody that I am seeing, Tom. What the [ __ ] are you getting at? >> I don't know this lingo. [laughter]. >> It's somebody that I like that we're. seeing. I don't know what it is yet, Andrew. >> [snorts]. >> It's uh [clears throat]. Bobby. Bobby is afraid of getting too close to. the sun. >> I got it.

>> You know what I mean? >> He's cool. He's cool on the beach. >> I saw him. This was like a year ago or. something, man. >> Well, he doesn't want his heart broken. >> I got it. >> I think that's what it is. I think. that's more what it is. He's afraid of. getting his heart. >> I've been ripped apart many times. >> He's been shredded up. >> I've been out there in the wild. >> You got ripped apart, dude. >> You think this could be the one? >> I don't know. But let me tell you. something. It's it's going to take a it's going to. take a while for me to my wounds to. heal. >> You know, >> my wounds are healing. Let it heal.

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>> No. >> And the pee pee. >> Yeah. And the pee pee. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Blue chew. [laughter]. >> That's why we're sponsored by Bluetooth. >> I mean, you don't have a problem in the. saki sakaloo. >> No, but I've just wanted to try it. >> Yeah. Me either. You have you tried it. before? >> No. >> Yeah. Me either. I have. I mean, it's a. lie. [laughter] I've had many. >> Does it help? >> It does. Um, it the erection lasts a. little too long as longer than I. expected. >> Oh [ __ ] What am I going to What's going. to happen here? >> What? >> What? >> What? Go to your hotel. You You still. have your house out here?

>> No, I sold my house. >> Yeah. Go to the hotel. When you uh. [laughter]. >> Good advice, man. >> What? >> Just go to the hotel. >> Go to the hotel, dude. >> Go to the hotel. Hunker down. >> Yeah. >> Get room service and hunker down, dude. >> Don't go to the sp smoke. Go to the. smoke house and. >> Yeah. Don't go out for dinner. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Actually, actually, definitely go to this smoke. house if you're going to go somewhere. for dinner. >> Yeah. >> Hunker down. >> I'm ready. >> Yeah, you're going to be fine. >> Do you watch movies? Like, do you go to. a movie theater anymore or No, [laughter]. >> I've done that. Why? What?

>> What? You just return back to Earth or. something? What? Do you go to movies? Yeah. He goes to [ __ ] movies? >> Yes. >> I can't see this man going, "Come on, Christina. We're going to go to the, you. know, Lemley and watch so and so.". >> Wait, why? I love movies. >> What's the last movie you saw in the. theater? >> That's a good question. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's been a minute. I I'. I you know, I saw the the naked gun. thing in theaters. >> Oh, that was Yeah, that was fun. Did you. see One Battle? >> I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in. a home theater. >> Yeah, [snorts].

>> I thought it was fantastic, by the way. I love it. >> What a great movie. >> I thought it was fantastic. >> Fantastic movie. >> What was one battle after another? >> Fantastic. >> You didn't see it. >> What? >> Yes, I did. We spoke to We spoke about. it. I can't like they're it's all great. but like I cannot stop thinking about. Shawn Penn in that thing. He's [ __ ]. >> you know, I hate to do this back to the. award [ __ ] but if he doesn't win. anything for that, I have lost hope in. all sorts of. >> [ __ ] because he's incredible. >> He's incredible. >> Incredible. >> He's ripping table. >> We have um [laughter].

>> that guy's the man. He's ripping darts. at the table. >> And you know, they're like, "San, you. cannot smoke here." He's like, >> "Get the [ __ ] out of here.". The uh the thing is sometimes with like. I I realize this with greats, it happens. in comedy and it happens in in in. acting, it happens in music. You get so. used to you're like, "Oh yeah, that. guy." Like you've known it. >> And then you see something or you hear. something whatever again and you're. like, "Oh yeah, that's why we talk about. this guy." Yeah. This guy's [ __ ]. incredible. >> Yeah, he's incredible. >> Since he was a kid,

>> which is even more impressive. It's not. like there was like, oh, he popped off. when he was 45. He's been. >> even aspicoli. Yes. >> When you saw that as a kid, you're like, that's something different. >> Yes. >> He embodies, you know, I mean, it's not. a he's not doing a sketch. He really. embodies Spakoli in that in that role. Yeah. >> And if you watch like Mystic River, is. that the movie? >> Yes. >> Oh my god, dude. >> No. Everything in If you if that guy. signs up for your movie, it's something. special. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> His his his uh. >> Wait, do you go to the movies?

>> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. This guy's a big copile. >> I'm a cophile. >> What have you seen recently in. >> I walked out of that um. >> the Korean movie? >> Yeah. What's a one chance? >> Oh, >> no other choice. >> I could Yeah. No, I couldn't get behind. this character. >> Well, >> yeah. >> What's one that another one that you saw. that you liked? >> I you know, I I saw um Predator. Badlands. >> You liked it? >> I thought it was great. >> Really? >> I thought it was really good. You liked. it? >> Yeah. >> But no other choice you left. >> About 80% of the movie. I was just like, I can't. This character is so annoying. I couldn't do it. I mean, he gives away.

his dog. That bothered you. >> Yeah, that bothered me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We shouldn't spoil it, but we just. did. >> It happens early on. >> Yeah. >> Don't Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. >> You'll see it. >> You never walked out of a movie, Tom? >> I've walked out of multiple movies. >> Yeah. Give me a movie that you walked. out. >> House of Gucci. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> It's an absolute piece of [ __ ]. >> Really? >> It's [ __ ] terrible. >> You went to the theater to watch it. >> in the theater. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And you were by yourself. >> I couldn't believe they paid people to. be involved. The performance that this. [ __ ] gives in this movie. Who the [ __ ]. >> This [ __ ] [ __ ] on the right here.

>> The uh. >> Adam Driver. >> Yeah. Oh my god. Were you like. >> could you not hire a dialect coach? [laughter] Guy who's like papa I love. it. It ties the. >> so bad. It's so bad. Who is that? And. then there's it's. >> that's Lady Gaga. >> That's Lady Gaga. And then like I think. it's Ridley Scott directed. And you. realize this thing happens with. directors [clears throat]. that if you have a certain level that. you achieve and no one can say [ __ ] to. you that you just make these like the.

scene's over you're like what was that. scene all about? You just like feel it's. a I could not feel like a bigger waste. of film. >> I think it should be more collaborative. >> or at least. >> like I I would listen to an actor like. what do you think? You know what I mean? >> I thought this was terrible. >> Those guys don't want to be told [ __ ]. >> Terrible. >> They've done so much. Like I saw another. another [ __ ] show from Ryan Murphy. get previewed [clears throat]. called Beauty or something and it's. about like beautiful people and once. again. >> he has managed to like sexualize.

everything under the sun. [laughter]. >> It's like this [ __ ]. >> when I was I was watching. >> he hornies up like everything. >> I was cuz I love his um American. >> American Horror Story. >> or or like. >> Oh yeah. So there's like like the famous. serial killers and like you know the the. Versace one. Fantastic. >> Yeah. >> I think he did didn't he do DMER too? Wasn't that his? >> It's really good. The one he did about. the Menendez brothers. >> Oh, Menendez brothers. >> I'm watching it cuz the Menendez brother. one I'm like I'm like you know I I feel.

like I know some of this story pretty. well and then I'm like what's up with. these guys and just and their [ __ ]. being out like [laughter] it's like oh. it's Ryan Murphy. everything like sexualizes the [ __ ] out. of. >> he's got he hornies up [ __ ]. everything. >> and he wanted to see their [ __ ] as and. he was like get those kids. >> and then they're sitting there in like. like the speedos in the pool and you're. like this is the story the Menendez. brother [laughter]. >> they slain shot their parents in the. [ __ ] face he's like but show their. [ __ ] one more. >> one more [laughter] [ __ ] shot.

>> one more [ __ ] shot for these guys. >> is that Ryan Murphy. >> power gay. >> he's a power gay I love the power gays. don't you. >> what did you say. >> the power gays. >> power gay. >> a gay with a lot of money. >> yeah it's the Oh, you mean Hollywood? >> Yeah. >> It's a whole industry. >> I told you there was a power gay outing. Um, every Friday at the IHOP in. >> a power outage for the gays. >> Why does he look so mad in these in this. photo? >> Not enough [ __ ] in front of him. >> Yeah. >> So, every Friday night I would go to the. IHOP. I would go to the I would go to. the IHOP in West Hollywood. Every Friday. night it would be Brian Singer, Spacy,

all the power gays. >> Yeah. >> And they're just like. >> power gays combined with our like 2 in. the morning. We will suck. Yeah. And I. I've always wanted to like just listen. in. >> You know what I mean? >> Do you think they would hit on you? >> What? >> You think they would hit on you? >> No way. >> We need one of you. We haven't had one. of you. >> Yeah, dude. I would rip it in I would. rip it. >> Yeah. [laughter]. You know what I mean? >> How's your dick feel? >> I I don't feel anything yet. Do you? >> No.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> It takes 30. >> No. I think that you need to see. something. >> to elicit it. >> To elicit it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. maybe then we'll see something. That. doesn't do it. >> No. Fine. >> Yeah. Yeah. That does not do it. >> Yeah, that jacket's gay. >> So that that show Beauty is not going to. be good. You're saying? >> No, I'm not saying that. I'm just And. the guy is very talented. The point I'm. making is everything he does, it's like. sexy SEXY [ __ ] [ __ ] COME. IT'S LIKE. EVERYTHING. It's like a teenage boy. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like everything about it. It's like and. then tits are dick come and f come. Everything has to be that. Like even the.

trailer you were like Jesus [ __ ]. Christ. >> That's all it is. It's like. hypersexualized. >> Yes. That's what he's known for. >> It's hypers sexualized. It's like you. got to tone it down. Yeah. Look at this. >> Yeah. When you're like this is the. Menendez brother, [laughter]. >> dude. >> Yeah. >> No, it was a gay porn. >> But he's a talented guy. >> He is talented. Very talented. >> That doesn't take it away. Give him. that. >> I said he was very talented. >> Well, there's a Both things can be true. >> Yes. The guy is dreaming of Cox 24/7. [laughter] And he's very talented. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You're getting that kind of body, huh?

>> Me? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> No, your body's getting pretty good. >> Yeah. He showed me before. >> Yeah. >> He goes, "Don't tell Bobby I'm showing. Anybody showed me? >> I mean, from what you look like 15 years. ago, >> that's a different statement. So, it's. much better than 15 years ago, it's. still a pile of [ __ ]. >> No, but that's only in your eyes. I I've. noticed that about me when people go, "You look great." And I see myself in. the mirror. >> It's a nice [ __ ] shot. >> That's a really good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I think the guy strokes. it, too. >> You thinking about killing mom and dad? [laughter]. It's like literally,

>> what's the what's the conversation. there? >> You're like, I remember the Menendez. brother story. And then the guy's like, >> [laughter]. >> Can you imagine if your brother walked. in? You'd be like, "Dude, get the [ __ ]. out." It wouldn't be like this. Like, "Hey, man, we ran out of soap.". >> I think it's a different guy. [laughter]. >> Is this a different show? >> No, it's it's not his brother. >> Oh. Oh, it's just a different guy. [laughter]. >> That guy's black. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> See the. >> See the shadows? >> The reverse show that. >> you realize, too, that you're like the. rhymer. He's like, "You're going to be. Lyall Menendez." And you're like,

"Fucking sweet." Amazing. >> He's like, "All right." So, you know, you set it up, you kill your brother, you kill your parents, >> you go to the gym, you're jerking off. [laughter]. >> What? >> After I kill my parents. Yeah. Right. after it gets really hot and heated. >> Yeah. >> No, that's how the interview went. He. goes, "How do you feel about going to. play?" They're out coffee. How do you. feel about uh playing Lyall? Kid's like, "I'm so excited." He's like, "That's. great. Can I see your [ __ ] [laughter]. It's for the show.". >> Oh, it's for the show.

>> It's It's for the show. We need to make. sure that your [ __ ] is just like Ly's. >> I don't remember that in the any of the. materials. >> Oh, it was all it was in every trial. They talk about his [ __ ] in all the. trials. [laughter]. >> I guess I haven't read the train. >> Yeah, we did a lot of research. >> Okay. >> So, I'm going to have to see your [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> right now. Here. >> Yeah, right here. >> at Denny's. >> Yeah, at the IHOP on Santa Monica. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> I never saw that. >> No, me neither. >> No, the Menendez thing. >> I didn't see it. No, >> you saw it. >> Yeah, it's hot. >> Yeah, it's [laughter].

good. Good. >> Long story short, we love all his stuff. [laughter]. >> He makes great stuff, man. >> He does. >> Would you Would you do [ __ ] out in a. movie? [clears throat]. >> 100%. >> Why not? >> Papa Cheu. >> Yeah. >> Fluff it up. Who doesn't fluff if. they're going to be on camera? Cockout. >> Oh, brother. Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, mine would be green for the. green screen, >> right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Do it in post. >> Do it in post. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what me. [laughter]. You better do this on post. >> You do [ __ ] out. You did butt. You did. butt for your show. >> I did butt. >> Yeah. Yeah. I would do [ __ ] if with a.

fluff like you [clears throat] know. amendment. >> Ah yeah. >> Well and you gotta get final cut. >> Give me time before every take to fluff. >> Can I be the fluff? >> You can be the fluff. >> Yeah, I'll be the fluff. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just show up. >> That's your gay nightclub name is fluff. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Asian fluff is here. >> What would you need me to do though if I. was your fluff? [laughter]. >> We're like. what's this? >> Just a little tickle. >> Okay. Okay. A little tickle. Little. tickle. Okay. Okay. And a little smack. Maybe a little just get the blood going.

But maybe the Bluetooth is enough. >> Yeah, maybe. >> I think it's got to be. >> Yeah. >> Or show me photos. >> Actually, my mine's actually kind of, you know, let me see. [laughter]. >> That Ryan Murphy photo did it. Menendez. scene really kicked it up into full. gear. Leave that photo up for him. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Just put a a just put a shirtless. boy in front of an American flag for. him. >> No, [laughter] that's not going to do. >> Can I tell you something? >> Yeah. Yeah, I got nothing right now. >> Either do I. I got nothing either.

>> It's the pipes are old. Let it get down. there. >> Yeah. >> Can I Can I want to ask you guys some. advice about my shooting my first. special? All right. Right. Before you go. on, are you nervous? >> Yeah. I think there should. >> You should have It's healthy to have. some nerves because it's meaningful to. you. It's meaningful to you. So, you. should have some nerves, but you also. know. >> that you've done this a [ __ ] 10,000. times, >> right? >> You're going to kill it. >> More. >> more. >> Yeah. Okay. [laughter]. So, okay. So, that and then um have you. ever messed up on a bit like Oh my god.

>> Yeah. >> And then what do you do? >> You're gonna tape another one, right? >> I'm doing four. >> There you go. >> Okay. >> You don't have to think about it. >> So that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And don't forget. >> And then rhythm. >> Here's the other thing. Don't forget. this. You can piece together different. shows, dude. >> Yeah. >> Four shots. >> You can cut it up. >> Four shots is a lot. >> It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. You can cut it. up. One of the shows I'm gonna go wild. >> Do you know which one? The last one. >> I was going to say don't do it for the. first one. >> Yeah, the last one. I'm going to go I'm. gonna go crazy. >> Can I tell you something else? There's.

nothing wrong want nothing I said wrong. because I was talking to you. [laughter]. Nothing wrong nothing wrong with looking. like you're like you're actually trying. >> You know what I mean? Like. >> some people are like married to the idea. of like making sure they're cool or. whatever. >> Oh no, not me. I'm going to be sweating. >> Trying is not a bad thing. >> No, I'm going to try. >> Yeah. >> Have you ever seen this guy? He tries. >> Yeah. I've never seen you not try. You've never mailed it in. >> Yeah. I'm not going to mail it in. No. >> Well, so it's never It's not your style. anyway. >> You don't mail it in. You always give.

you give a performance whether it's five. people or 5,000 people. It doesn't. >> I'll tell you this. If you feel great. after the first one, cancel the final. three. >> Are you being real? >> No. [laughter]. >> You know how much money it is? >> Yeah. >> Don't do that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You my set design. I. got all Did you do a set design on. yours? >> Do like a couch and [laughter]. chopsticks and. >> No, no, no, no. I mean I mean. >> like some people just use it like a like. a you know I mean like a drape or. whatever a curtain.

>> What do you have? >> A forest. >> little zen garden. >> Like a zen garden. >> Yeah. >> Nice. >> And he's going to rake in the middle of. it. He does like kind of you have some. funue kind of [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Bond tree. The whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's tight, dude. >> I got one fly and chopsticks. It's going. to be great. >> That's [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to catch it. Yeah. Yeah. >> Are you doing the the headband? >> No, I'm not. Cuz that's racial. What are. you talking about? [laughter]. >> I don't know. I don't know. So, you you. have a you have a Netflix special. You. want to promote that? >> Yes, dude. Special is called Teacher. It's out now on Netflix. Please check it.

out. It was super [ __ ] fun to do. I. shot it in Milwaukee. And uh yeah, it's. number six. I'm thrilled with it. >> Amazing. >> It's awesome. >> Awesome. >> And also the second season, >> second season of Bad Thoughts is going. to be coming out when? Summer. >> May. >> Oh my god. >> In May. >> Fast. >> The movie. The movie is on uh it's um I. don't know if it comes out. >> Kirk Fox, Frankie Konis is it? I know. that. >> Frankie Konis is in it. Luke Wilson, uh. Tim Baltz, uh Arturo Castro, Genesis.

Rodriguez, myself and uh Rahul Trujillo. [ __ ] incredible. >> Amazing. >> Uh uh please go watch Teacher on. Netflix. Uh please. And also, uh Ilte. coming out and Bad Thought season 2 in. May. The kid is a Netflix machine. badum, if you will. Uh, will you say. thank you for being a bad friend? >> Thank you for being a bad friend.