Bobby’s Dog Died on Fancy’s B Day | Ep 314 Bad Friends

You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> You two are something. >> We're bad friends. [laughter]. [screaming]. Santi, you know who that is? Soccer. player.

Cristiano Ronaldo. >> Happy birthday, Fancy. >> Happy birthday to Fancy B. It's his. birthday. >> Happy birthday, bud. >> You guys, >> happy birthday. >> Hey. Hey. Okay, enough. >> Enough about your birthday. What did you. get him for his birthday? >> What? What? Metahomo. [laughter]. >> Matahomo. Yeah, [laughter] that's what. you are, D. >> Is that a good banger?

>> I don't know. >> Matto homo. >> Carlos laughed. >> You pay him. >> Yeah. >> Matom. [laughter]. >> Is that That's the best you could do. >> Yeah. >> My my dog died. >> Let's talk about it. Let's talk about. your dog died on Fy's birthday. >> What's that? >> That's you on the cruise. [clears throat]. >> Look at how much fun you were having on. the cruise. >> Yeah, just cruise. Bob, [laughter]. you on a boat cruising? >> Who are these two friends of your year? >> I have no idea. I'm never going on a. cruise again, dude. I think it's a good. idea. >> This is what happens. [laughter]. >> So the girl, which of the girls, WHICH.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE. >> WHICH OF THOSE GIRLS did you end up. being real? >> None of them. None of them friends three. times. [laughter]. >> He appeared out of nowhere. [laughter]. That's the funniest things you have ever. said. [laughter]. Oh, that's funny. Um, I have no idea who. they are. >> They look sweet. >> This is what happened that night. [laughter]. >> You have your MOM'S EYES. HOLY [ __ ]. >> YEAH. I'm Bobby Mommy in there. I'm.

Bobby Mommy in there. Yeah. Yeah. >> What happened that night? >> So, um I did a show. Okay. Look at that. Rolling Stone shirt I have on. And uh I. did a show. Did we talk about the. cruise? >> No. >> No. >> Oh, this is the first time we've. meeting. >> We have We haven't been together in m. weeks. >> Oh, weeks. Weeks. >> Can I kick this off? [laughter]. >> It's for some reason distracting. >> Leave it on. You're a bull. >> I know. But okay, >> it's per it's actually at line perfectly. cuz right above the tail is your face.

and that's where that should be. >> Okay. >> So what happened this night? >> All right. So um well let's talk about. the cruise in general. >> Yeah. Adam Divine Anders and Blake did a. cruise called This is important cruise. >> Yes. And um all I did was um the only. person I saw mostly is was Schwarzson. >> Yeah. Nick Nick called me a bunch. >> Yeah. Yeah. We ate a lot and then. sometimes Aaron Eric Griffin would show. up, >> right? >> And we'd be like, "Oh, fuck." cuz I have. to pay for it. >> When you're reading, [laughter]. >> you know what I mean? >> When you're when he shows up, you have. to pay for it. You're like, "Oh my god, here goes the bill.".

>> Wait a minute. [laughter]. It wasn't free. >> I'm gonna pay $1,000. >> It wasn't free on the cruise. >> No, because you have to pay extra for. the good stuff. >> Uh. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before the. cruise, I'll tell you this. Get this out. of the Get this out of the way. Okay. >> Okay. >> My My dog dies. Right. Right. >> Your dog died. >> Right. You say what? >> I love you and I'm sorry. >> I love you. I'm sorry. My empathy, this. and that. Right. It broke my heart. >> Right. Right. >> Andrea has nothing. >> You did nothing. >> Nothing. Carlos, nothing. >> I meant to say how to how tasty.

>> And then how what. >> how tasty was it? [laughter]. >> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold. on. Let that sit. Let Let us ponder. that, right? No one say a word. Okay. >> And I'm going to answer that question. >> It's aging right now. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm gonna answer that. question right now. >> Very tasty. [laughter]. >> Very delicious. Very good. >> All right. So, >> we didn't know. >> I know. And then McCone, right? Asking.

for money. >> What? >> For the polar plunge. >> Oh, right. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Asking for money. >> Did you end up giving him money? >> No. I refuse. I refuse cuz my dog died. >> I'm sorry. Your dog. Yeah. >> No. No. Let's talk about the cruise and. the dog. Cuz the girls aren't going to. talk about the dog. >> Okay. >> Okay. I'm taking this off. I like it. when it's on. >> Take it off. >> Okay, I'll keep it on. >> Keep it on. It's really funny. >> All right. Okay. >> It's sweet looking. You're a bull. >> Okay, I'll keep it. >> I'm a metador. >> I'm a metadat.

couple of nightmares happened. >> What are they? >> On the cruise. What are they? >> Okay. >> So, I show up on the boat and then Nick. goes, "So, you know, you're doing two. shows. You know this, right?". >> He told me. And I go, "Well, yeah, just. five, 10 minute spots at these like. showcase, you know, like the comedy store.". >> He thinks he's at the store on a cruise. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think it's gonna be 12. guys on a lineup. Oh, you're up at 9:45. to [ __ ] 9:55. [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? And Nick goes,

"No, you're headlining a theater.". >> Yeah. They gave you money to play a. show. >> I had no idea. >> Okay. >> Right. So, I got off the boat. >> You [laughter] left the boat. >> I got Right. I got right off. >> Okay. And I'm calling people. I'm like, I I You know what I mean? You're calling. your agent. I can't this. No. >> I didn't sign up for this. I literally. did sign up for it. >> Yeah, but I didn't know. >> Well, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, when you don't know, you. don't know, right? >> Right. Like, it's like the war in Iran. right now. >> I We do know. [laughter]. >> Yeah. We don't know what we don't know. >> We kind. >> We don't know why we're in.

>> UH. >> WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE GOING. >> I can give you some hints. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I [laughter] know. But. we're not a political show. >> Yeah. We don't want to talk about it. It's the same thing as Iran. I don't. know what I don't know why we're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. [laughter] Okay, >> that's subliminal enough. >> So, >> we don't know why. >> We don't know why. >> Yeah, we do. >> So, I So, I get back on the boat cuz I I. guess I have to do it contractually. And. then um. >> Yeah, you already said yes. You signed. up. They paid you, >> right? So, we go to um.

I go to the first show, you know, packed. theater. It's a [ __ ] theater. >> sold out, >> but it's rocking back and forth. I. [laughter] don't know if you know this. >> Mid show you're in. It's wavy. >> Well, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. >> ALL RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW. >> YEAH. YOU'RE YOU'RE DOING STAND UP LIKE. THIS, DUDE. [laughter]. >> It's insane. >> Yeah. But you physical, too, right? So, you're doing double things, [laughter]. >> right? You're balancing and doing. physicality. >> Double duty. >> Double duty. >> Double duty, baby. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I have to say, right,

that that first show, [ __ ]. crush. >> It was incredible. >> Incredible. >> One of the best shows you've ever done. >> Probably. >> Wow. where I get off. I'm like, "Oh. [ __ ]. >> I'm a cruise comic now." [laughter]. >> Yeah, dude. You know what I mean? >> I This is I could do this forever. >> Bobby on the High Seas. >> Yeah. On the high seas, right? >> And then the second show happens two. days later. What happened? >> The same people come. >> Same show. >> The same exact people come. >> No. How many people are on the boat?

Thousands. Right. >> All I know is this. The first eight rows. that I could see, it was the same eight. rows in the first. >> wearing the same clothes. No, but I know. their faces and stuff because you you. you run into them on the ship, >> right? >> You know, you you know everybody, >> right? >> You know what I mean? Hey, Jim. Hey, Cliff. Samantha, how was the little pool. [laughter] or whatever? >> The pool. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Tanya, you. know, you do, [laughter]. right? People are gambling, right? >> People come on over, play blackjack. Okay. Frank Nikki. [laughter].

>> Okay. Frank and Nikki. >> Nikki. >> Yeah. What's wrong with Frank? >> Nikki. Yeah. [laughter] Nikki. They were. on the boat. >> Hey Nikki. >> Okay. >> Anyway, >> same show. >> Same show, right? I go up there, right? One minute in. Ask anybody that was. there. Silence. [laughter]. >> Tanking. >> Tanking. >> Wait, why? >> I They'd seen it already a day before. >> But how much time DID YOU DO? >> 45 MINUTES. >> OKAY.

>> You're sinking. >> Okay. Well, you Yeah. >> Yeah. I was sinking. >> It was bad. >> Yeah. Yeah. It was Titanic for me. Then. three minutes in I was like I just. stopped the show. >> You didn't. You acknowledged it. >> Oh, I had to. >> You had to be like. >> I stopped and I go everyone's heard this. before, right? The whole audience goes, "Yeah.". >> And I go, "Well, [laughter]. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO. WHAT ELSE?" YOU KNOW what I mean? >> You did the same act again. >> No, I started doing jokes. Like there. was so in the first uh show there was. like three of my pretty good jokes that.

I completely forgot to do. >> from your special. from my special. Okay. Right. So, I put it put those back. in. Those killed and then I would go. back into these the other jokes and. start bombing again. >> because they already heard it. They. [snorts] didn't laugh again. Even though. they heard. >> and and here's Dude, >> the photo was incredible. You sent me. your dog. What is it with you guys. taking pictures of dead things? [laughter]. >> It's like he his dad's dead. Sends me a. photo immediately. His dog dies. Sends. me a photo immediately. By the way, the. photo of the dog is.

>> It's so sad. It's beautiful. Yeah, >> cuz they wrapped him up in a little like. swaddling m like in a manger. Yeah, >> he's like a little baby Jesus. >> Baby Jesus. Yeah. So, um. >> Bojo. >> Anyway, I um. >> Bojo. >> No, it was Remy. >> It was Remy. >> Yeah. So, anyway, um I continue to bomb. and um. >> You're bombing bad. >> Bombing bad. And I just take my clothes. off. [laughter]. >> Yeah. You know how I do it. >> There's always an answer. >> There's an answer to every problem. >> There is. And when that problem is tough.

enough, [snorts] you take your clothes. off. >> Take off your clothes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, it's an adult cruise and you got a. great body now cuz thanks to. >> life in prison, right? First day, right? Take your clothes off. >> Take your clothes off. >> Don't fight. >> Problem solved. >> Take your clothes off. >> Right. You accept, right? And you get. stretched. >> And you got stretched. >> I got stretched out. >> So you killed on the second show because. you got naked. >> I bombed. No, the first show killed. Second show I had to survive. >> And you did. Yeah. You fought and. survived. >> Although I had to do bingo night.

[laughter]. >> naked. >> No, bingo night was fun cuz I did it. with Griffin and I decided to do, you. know, my prayers. >> Oh, yeah. >> For Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah. So, I told. the whole audience probably two 250. people there or I get on your knees, [laughter] right? Everyone else, >> right? >> And you did a prayer. >> and I took the mic and I did the longest. prayer about the ocean and how about the. sea dwelling, you know? We can't even go. deep enough. Yeah. >> You mean because it's the you haven't. even discovered the species down, you.

know, and went on and on and on. It was. so that was fun. >> So you killed. >> killed that. And then so um this photo, let's go back to this photo. >> Yeah, this photo for the people at home. >> So there's this thing. >> Two wonderful women are there. One of. them's wearing lingerie, so it [snorts]. seems. >> Mhm. >> Uh and this is where this after hours. >> Okay. What are you zooming in my hand. for? It's above the waist. >> The positioning is right. >> Yeah, the positioning was very l. correct. So, give us this. Give these. two young ladies that are on the boat. with you. >> Okay. So, um this is the night I bombed.

>> Is that the captain? [laughter]. >> What? >> That's the captain on the left. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's the captain of the. ship. >> She drove the boat. >> And the one on the right is. >> We We hit three icebergs. [laughter]. >> There's four barely survive. >> Yeah, there's four iceber. Yeah. >> So, yeah. >> So, what I'm So, that I don't know if. you on Have you never been on a cruise. ship? >> Never. I won't. Also, well, also I'm. going to pitch you. >> Please. >> Yeah. The Bad Friends Cruise Show. >> Oh, wow.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm not going to do it. >> Yeah, you are. No. >> Yeah. It's so fun. >> I don't want to be on a boat. >> It's so fun. >> All right, I'll do it. I. >> I'm telling you right now, at the end of. the day, I'm glad I went. >> It was worth it. >> Oh my god, it was so worth it because. you you're I you know, you're with all. your friends. >> Yeah. >> And that area is called the Haven. So, it's like, you know, we're you know, separated from everyone. Oh, you're in. your private. >> It's like it's so it's a it's like eight. luxurious, you know what I mean? >> Cabins. >> Cabins.

>> And in the middle of it is a pool, steam. room, jacuzzi, open 24 hours. And c. 24-hour catering. >> just for you. >> Just for comics. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Just for the comics. >> Yeah. I mean I mean Griffin was down. with everyone. [laughter]. >> No. Was he really? >> Wow. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Griffin was down. [laughter] So, you invited these two friends to the. Haven and he couldn't get up to. >> He couldn't get to the Haven. Wow. Yeah. >> I never saw the [laughter]. one time. >> He was complaining the whole time. Now,

>> how did these girls get into Haven? >> I have no idea. But I was just sitting. there and um after I bombed. >> with their wings. >> What' you say? >> With their wings. [laughter]. >> They got into heaven. [laughter]. >> They seem like they had passes. >> God, dude. >> [laughter]. >> Dude, when you're for your birthday, dude, you're wrong. >> Yeah. I don't know how I, you know, I. think it was the manager.

>> of the boys that brought them up, >> right? >> Just sitting there. They go, "Can we. take a photo? Let's do a funny photo. How about you know, we you know, the. breast thing." And I'm like, >> "All right." So, I did a I did a funny. eye thing and I never saw them again. >> You never saw either of these women. again? >> But this photo got on the internet. It's. a great photo. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I mean, you look good, they look good. Yeah, >> this looks like a fun night. >> Yeah. Well, I mean, it was. >> You killed it. >> Uh, it was a it was a fun experience. And then you we went to Mexico and we me. and Eric went to a little.

>> You went to Halisco. >> t we got tacos in a little restaurant. Walk back. >> and then you turned around and came. back. >> We came back and then um went straight. to Philly. Yeah. So, >> this guy, let's give it up for this guy. >> And I want to ask you a question as a as. a friend. >> and as a comrade. >> Okay. >> And as a brother. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. >> And as a. >> search what. >> you're searching. >> Yeah. Yeah. Lover. >> Okay. >> Okay. Is this is I can say this. I did a.

scene on a show. and my scene was opposite Stavros. >> Love. >> Funniest. Funniest guys alive. >> killing it. >> Yeah. >> Right. And I, [clears throat] you know, I mean, the in the scene there was a a lovely. actress, you know, I mean, sitting on my. lap and we're having a conversation in. between takes, right? I look at the. actress and I go, "Excuse me, can I.

smell your armpit?". >> And she goes, "Yeah.". >> Yeah. >> So, I smelled it and the STAFF GOES, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT.". >> WAIT, WHY? >> THAT'S WHY. >> IN the middle of the scene? >> No, it was between. Oh. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah, that you can't. >> Yeah, you can. >> Middle of the If it's in the middle of. the scene. >> No, it wasn't in the scene. >> It wasn't a part of the show. >> No. >> Oh, that's an interesting move. >> No, I asked No, hold up a minute. I. asked the question, >> "Can I smell your armpit?" Now, >> I go, "May I?" I said, "May I?". >> Do Do you think that she smell?

>> What? As a joke, I go, "May I smell your. armpit?" as a joke. >> As a bit. >> as a bit. And she goes, "Yes, you can.". So, it. >> And the [snorts] Stavros goes, "You. can't do that.". >> And you did. >> I did it. And and did did that cause a. rift? >> No, >> it was fine. >> But my point is is that what do you. think? >> I think you shouldn't have done it. [laughter]. [laughter]. >> Why? >> I Why? You know what? I support you. always. I. >> I know, but why? >> What? Why do.

>> it's not [laughter] a. >> What did you need to smell her armpit. for? >> Okay. >> Would Andrew have done it? >> No. >> In a million years? No. >> In a million years? No. But we had. already We've already hung out. I knew. her, right? >> Oh, was this a flirtatious? >> No, it wasn't a flirt. She's married. >> Oh, >> yeah. Yeah. It was just a joke. I was. like, because she was It was right here. I go, "Can I smell your arm? May I smell. your arm?". >> Okay. To your credit, she's sitting on. you. You're in the scene together. Her. arm is around. >> They say cut, right? They're setting up. a different thing, but like don't move. because we're just doing a little. adjustment. >> You want to know if she's what you want.

to just. >> I don't that wasn't even in the thinking. anyway. It was just something like as a. joke. I go, "Hey, can I see your. armpit?". >> Did it get a laugh? >> Yes. >> She laughed. She laughed. >> That's fine. It killed. >> She laughed. Stavros goes, "Um, you. can't do that.". >> He's jealous. >> That's a pure case of jealousy. That's a. I would like to be able to smell her. armpit, but I can't. >> Yeah. Why can't we smell things? >> We should. >> I think that's Huh. >> We should. >> If you ask nicely. >> If you say, "May I?". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And you said, "May I smell?". >> May I smell? >> She gave you one big huff.

>> Yes. >> What did it smell like? >> Purity. >> Purity. >> Purity as essential oil. Like an. essential oil. >> No, you had a lot of fun. The last. couple of weeks you've been cruising. >> My dog died. >> You got You got three more. [laughter]. A couple more dogs. >> It was the worst. >> It was awful. >> It was awful. >> It was awful. >> Bring the girls in. >> Bring the girls. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I feel bad that the dog died. Broke my. heart. >> Wow. >> Look at this. For Fancy's birthday.

>> And you guys wanted to sing your song. that you guys wrote. >> in Spanish. So, and you've been. rehearsing it. Last night. >> I was They were watching the Harry. Styles thing. Yeah. Who? Who wasn't? >> Who wasn't? >> Is that what that line is for on. Melrose? Is that for Harry Styles? >> Do you know what I'm talking about? >> Oh, um the he likes watching you. something. >> Look up line in Los Angeles on Melrose. I thought I Somebody told me it was for. Harry Styles, but there's been a line. for like four days straight. >> What's going on? U a line on the streets. of Melrose for Harry Styles. Is he.

releasing an album like signing or. something? >> He already released um his new album, but it's on Netflix, too. >> Okay, look at this. Fans line up. overnight for LA for Harry Styles LA. popup. They were Dude, it was around the. block. >> cuz it's Harry. >> But you just waited outside to do what? Just to He's not there. >> He's not there. But maybe merch. >> Maybe merch. >> Maybe merch. >> All right. So sing Fancy Be the Star. >> Well, so last night they were watching. the Harry Styles thing and then I heard. them say, "Well, I know that it's. Andreas's birthday. It is. >> Let's write, you know, I mean, a song.

for his birthday." And I heard them. rehearse it. >> Let's hear it. >> And I can't wait to hear it. So yeah. And I know that Issa you start off with. the first verse, right? So, um, let's. go. >> Let's go. I'm excited. >> I'm so excited. Happy birthday, by the. way. Here we go. Here's your present. That's fine. [music]. >> Happy birthday to Andre. [singing]. Mia Moore. Mia Moore. We love you. Happy birthday. [music] A.

>> Yeah. [laughter] Now, you guys rehearsed. that for how many hours? >> About 3 hours. About 3 hours. A. >> long She wrote, >> you wrote the [laughter]. Yeah. She sat down and wrote it. It was. beautiful. >> I want to give you I We should give. Andreas his gift. We bought him uh You. guys know he's been wanting a new car. for a long time. >> Yeah. >> You got him a car. We decided. >> he's going to get a Tesla. >> A Tesla. Yep. >> Oh my gosh. >> But we got you a Cybert truck. Is that. okay? >> Yeah, that's fine. >> But it's a toy one, right? There we go.

[laughter] Yeah. Oh, there you go. >> Thank you, guys. >> That cost, you know how much that cost? >> $4.95. >> Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday, dude. >> And your daughter can go right here in. the back. >> In the back. >> Beep beep. Right in the back of the. cyber truck. >> Yep. >> Thank you, guys. >> And if you look inside, it's one of his. androids. His new robot. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. He's in the. other. He's in the other one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. >> Here you go, man. >> Yeah. Happy birthday, dude. Happy. birthday, bud. >> Okay. >> Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday. >> What a good song you guys sung. >> What a great song, guys. Yeah. Yeah.

>> By the way, you both look. >> both look like you might be. >> Latina. >> Latina. >> You might be. >> That's a compliment. >> Mhm. >> You more than you though. >> Isa. >> Yeah, because the style is right. Well, she put all the effort. She did the. whole thing. You. >> Issa also is wearing more of a Spanish. >> traditional Spanish. Yeah. Rudy's. >> You're more like um you're like more. like Hollywood what a Mexican would look. like and like Dances with Wolvesy. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yes. You're more dances as Wolvesy. kind of a native. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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>> You were whailing. >> Oh, >> like a black person at a funeral. >> Why' you take my [laughter] baby? >> That's Dude, I was doing like rolls. >> So, you were shocked. You were numb. >> So, this is what happened. >> Confused. Yeah. What happened was um so. Remy is a dog that we've had for I don't. know 15 years. >> It's kind of a long. >> 12 years. >> Yeah. >> And one of the fires he was left at a um. a pound. Not a pound. What do you call. it? >> Yeah. A pound. >> A pound. Yeah. And they said, you know,

they had such an influx of animals. coming in that Remy was one that they. were going to euthanize. Right. Mhm. >> So Kila Kala and I went and got picked. up Remy. >> and we as a um a foster dog. Yeah. >> Yeah. And we would give Remy to a. family, that dog would run away from. that family, >> come back to. >> and run toward our house. >> In our direction. >> That's cute. >> Right. And he did that twice. >> So. >> So we kept him. >> You have to. >> Yeah. We have to keep Remy. >> You have to. >> And Remy is um what a beautiful dog he.

was. And um so on Friday um he was at. cuz he he he sometimes stays at our. house and then sometimes at Kala's. house, >> right? >> And at this time he was at Kalila's. house and um she just. >> she killed him. [snorts and laughter]. >> I knew it. I knew it. >> She strangled him to death. >> She strangled him [laughter] to death. >> I knew it. I saw that coming. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So he died at her home. >> No, no, no, no. Go ahead. She she told. me when I was babysitting there like,

"Oh, I think Rey's telling me that um. it's time.". >> No. >> And he was just She was just crying. And. Remy was just like. >> he couldn't even move anymore. He. couldn't pee like on his own. >> It breaks my heart. >> And he couldn't um. >> Yeah. He wouldn't eat. And then um she. just called me. She's like She goes I. go, "Can we do it Wednesday? >> Can he die Wednesday?". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we do it Wednesday. for Wednesday? Not tomorrow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Can we do Wednesday?

>> I'm free Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz. Thursday I have therapy. >> You got stuff to do. >> Yeah. So that I can process it, >> right? >> You know what I mean? >> Let him die on Wednesday. >> Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, "Tomorrow. >> he's got to go.". >> So we go to Kala's house and that whole. process is weird. I number one, I you. know, I've never The seven animals that. I have um are the first animals I've. ever bonded with. >> I love them so much. And um I spend a. lot of time with the animals. I you know.

and I um so I don't know what the. process is like. So we're at the house. and uh why is it so quiet in here? >> We're listening to you. >> Oh is that what Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And you know a lady comes over, right? And very [laughter]. >> she starts learning. >> WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE. SO HOT? >> YEAH. SHE WENT IN. MY GOD, IT WAS SO the. nurse THAT CAME OVER LIKE A VET came by.

She was. >> It was like That's my wife. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And immediately he started making. jokes. He's [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> And everyone just like looked at him. weirdly. >> Yeah. But she was beautiful. And you. were in a time of need. You were. stressed. >> I understand this. >> Yeah. I was like doing. >> He was vulnerable. >> No, but we were crying and then. >> he was crying as well, but he was crying. for [ __ ] He was crying for help. >> Yeah. I was doing, "Hey, Grasshopper. walks into a bar. Barter says, "Hey, we. would name a day after [laughter] you. You have you have a grasshopper with. Steven or whatever the [ __ ] joke is.". Yeah. I was like, "You got it." That was.

it. >> Yeah. Whatever the joke was. Home run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I was doing that. and then um then she gets serious and. she's like, "Um, this is the process. Do. you know what the process is like or. no?". >> No, I don't. I'm sad to know not know. yet. >> Do you want to know or no? >> I guess. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um there's two shots. >> Yeah. >> Two gunshots. >> Yes. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> One seems like enough. Yeah. One to the. head. >> One to the heart. One to the heart. One. to the head. >> Wow. [laughter]. >> Couldn't just do one.

>> Yeah. >> I mean, semi. [laughter]. >> Remy was a tough dog. >> Yeah. Tough dog. >> Two shots. >> And he was going He was still nice. He. was hanging in there. He was hanging in. [laughter] there. >> He was hanging in there. >> Two shots. Two shots. >> Yeah. So, the first shots full of. volume, other things, sedatives, you. know what I mean? >> Feel nice. >> to calm it. You know what I And he did a. face like, >> you know, like one of those. >> at peace. >> At peace. >> And then uh the second shot is the. thing. And then um.

>> that was it. >> Well, no, I'm not done. >> Oh, sorry. >> What the [ __ ] bro? >> Sorry about that. I assume the second. shot was kind of. >> That's not the end of. >> It's what It's like an A24 movie. What. I'm [laughter] All right. Sometimes the. ending it just goes on like you know. Lord of the Rings, the third one. >> It's a little too long. >> It should have ended when you know what. I mean. They all bowed to the hobbits. Remember that? >> You know what I mean? No. No. No. You. don't bow. We bow and everyone bowed and. you you're crying. You should have ended. there. Yeah. >> But that's not what this movie is about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> This movie is going to continue and it's. not going to have a point. >> Got it. [laughter]. >> I'm logged in. >> He had to do a speech. >> when what? >> When Remy died. >> Yeah. You said you wanted to do a speech. and that's when the vet was like, "Okay, you can do your speech.". >> No, no, it wasn't a speech, Juliana. I. went up to Remy. I whispered something. in his ear. That's not a speech. >> You. >> What did you whisper in his ear? >> But you were making a big deal out of. it. [laughter]. >> Well, the It's dead. It's a big deal. >> What did you whisper in his ear?

>> Wait, this is pissing me off. >> He made [laughter]. Wait, wait, wait. Did this not. >> Was the vet still there? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> The whole time. >> This is pissing me the [ __ ] off right. now. This is piss. No, you don't know. what's going on. They're lying. It. sounds like they're telling the truth. >> No, no, no. >> Yeah, >> they're pan bonding it. [laughter]. >> Don't pan bondi the situation. All. right. Down 50%. >> Now listen, [laughter]. that's what you're doing. So, check it. out. Okay.

>> I wanted to. I I wanted to whisper something into. Rey's ear is what I was doing. >> No, but before that, you had you were. like, "Can I just say something for. everyone?". >> And what did I say? You were just like, "This dog has been [laughter] You just. did a whole thing and then you just kept. LOOKING AT THE LIAR. >> I'M NOT LIAR. >> I'M [screaming] NOT.". >> OKAY. [laughter]. ANYWAY, I did a speech. >> What did you say in his ear? >> I think I did a speech. I'm taking this.

off. I'm [ __ ] taking this off. Taking. [laughter] this off, right? I don't. care. >> What did you say in his ear? >> Sweating, right? >> What' you say? >> I just basically said, "Thank you and I. love you so much and I'll see you again. >> [snorts]. >> You know, when death occurs, um, like my. dad, um, >> you said the same thing to your dad. [laughter]. >> and they did a selfie. [laughter]. >> When death occurs. >> Yeah. I I believe that when death. occurs, it's a weird feeling. Um, I.

always believe I'm going to see them. again. >> You will. >> I I always believe they're still with. me. I'm going to see them again. And so. it's almost like I'll see you soon. >> Maybe because I'll die soon. I don't. know. I hope not. >> Yeah. Me neither, but you know what I. mean? But. >> I just feel like I'm going to see them. again. And um I don't know, man. That. was one of the toughest. and we're making light of it and stuff. like that, but um it was tough, man. It. was really hard. >> I wailed. I wailed. >> When you you put him in that swaddling.

picture that you sent me of him in like. a [snorts] like a bed. It was like a bed. >> that you made. >> No, they bring it. >> They brought the bed. >> Yeah. And then they take it away. Or do. you want Remy on your property? >> What do you mean? >> Well, people bury their animals in their. yard all the time. >> No, he's being cremated. >> They live in an apartment. >> Going to get the ashes. >> There's a. >> You think I'm going to bring Remy back. to my house and bury him in my backyard? >> People do that hair. That's very. >> I have his hair. Yeah, >> you did. Yeah, >> but that's not abnormal. People do bury.

their animals in their backyard. >> But the hair between like the sack and. the bub hole. I wanted that hair. >> You wanted that? Yeah, for some reason. >> You wanted not even funny. No, it was. very good. [laughter]. >> It's not even It's not even It's not. even that funny. You know what I mean? But. >> so they cremated Remy who shot the. ashes. >> I think us. >> I think us. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> You don't know. >> You don't know where the ashes? >> No, we do. It's us. >> No, WE'RE STILL [laughter]. >> WE JUST SAID IT, DUDE. >> OKAY, I got it.

>> All right, get with it. Yeah. So, um No, they bring No. So they bring their own. bed and then they it's their own blanket. and they flowers. >> Yeah. >> Right. And they just kind of take them. away. >> Yeah. >> And he goes, "You know what? You know. what I'm tired of, dude? This is because. I didn't post about my dog dying on. TikTok or Instagram, right?". >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm tired of? This is a. photo when we first met when Right. This. is the last photo taken together. I. [ __ ] hate that [ __ ]. >> Well, dude, two months later, the.

skeleton, you know what I mean? [laughter]. >> You mean this is two years later. I. mean, why don't you keep going with it. then, >> right? Why not? >> Yeah. Yeah. My point is is that. >> it's not something to I don't want, you. know, I mean, people to go, you know, go, "Oh, I'm so sorry. >> I know we're talking about here on this. podcast. >> We're going to get a sympathy a lot. after this airs for sure.". >> But that's not where I mean, this is a. podcast and, you know, we we tell our. fans what really is going on. >> You just didn't want the attention. >> Yeah. But to to post it, I felt like it. was weird. >> Who was posting it? >> Not us. I'm just saying when people do.

it, >> it's like when people lose their dogs. and stuff, they post about it. Like they. do a thing and they do a video. They set. and they do a thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. But um. >> a ring light and everything. >> Yeah. But it was. >> There it is. First and last photo. >> Yeah. First and last photo. Oh my god. Those I do cry when I. >> Well, see that some of these are weird. cuz both died. The the person and the. dog in some of these. >> Oh, they did. >> Yeah, that kid died tragically. That. one. [laughter]. >> The dog's still alive. The dog is thriving. >> That's terrible. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, you know what? A wonderful run. And you're going to get another dog.

again? >> No. No, I'm not. >> You got to get one. >> No. No. No. Got to do it, >> dude. I'm down to six now. >> Get it up to seven. >> No, no, no, no, no. Six. [clears throat]. Good. >> Six is enough. >> Yeah, we have three cats and three dogs. It's a perfect family. >> It's a It's a good number. >> It's a good number. And um. >> What are you going to miss most about. the dog? >> Oh my god. >> About Remy? >> I love when dogs um. We have one dog. Um that's a betrayer. >> Oh, Stubby. >> Yeah. Because Stub loves everyone.

>> So it's not just you. Yeah. If you. walked in the house, Dub would hop on. you. >> Best friend. >> Best friend. He great dog. Yeah. Right. >> But Remy wasn't like that. Rey's like, "No, you're my guy.". >> Loyal just to you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Julio's like that, too. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Goon is not like that. Our cat, our orange cat. >> He's a [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Goony's a [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Cats Cats are either [ __ ] or. they're or they don't talk to anybody. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um that's why I love Bojo, my white cat, because. >> he only loves me. >> Mhm. >> If I'm laying down, he comes right to my. chest and lays there. >> just for you.

>> Just for me, right? So Remy was like. that and so I had a special bond with. him in that way and um I don't know um. I'm going to miss him a lot. Where's the joke? [snorts and laughter]. >> Where's your joke? I. >> No, I didn't. >> Yeah, that one. >> I wanted you to get that out. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should have a joke. there, guy. >> Yeah, but I but your dog died. >> Take the hat off.

I really like it. >> Mad homo. [laughter]. >> I'm sad that your dog died. >> Yeah, I I'm It's devastating. And also, you know, I you know, >> I played with my dog a lot when you told. me your dog died. >> Really? >> Took her outside and went nuts. >> Fed her extra treats. >> How old is she? >> She's eight. >> Oh my god. >> Eight's a good number, though. She's. good. She's a good number. >> But she is eight. >> Yeah, >> she's not young. It's um. you know no one ever told you you know. when you buy when you not buy when you. buy when you when you get a puppy you're.

like you just go oh but you just don't. you know I I had no idea that you could. literally bond with it like it's family. >> Yeah it is. >> And then all of a sudden oh it's like my. kid almost that kind of connection right. >> it's it sucks. >> It sucks. >> It just sucks man. Well, I think there's. millions of people that. >> that are well, the fans who have that. experience, they know it sucks, but. we'll uh. >> Good memories.

>> Good memories. >> Can I get some towels cleaned? [snorts]. >> Oh my god, I will. >> When was the last time you did laundry? >> Mama. Our mom did laundry two days ago. >> But no towels. >> No towels. >> I'll do it tonight. >> Will you? >> I will. >> I will. >> Does that sound real? Well, who what. happens? Do you you wash, you fold? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Just like the old days. >> I've never Can I Can I be honest with. you? And this is not a joke, right? [snorts]. >> I've never I've never seen them do.

anything. >> Oh my gosh. >> This is not a joke. >> You've never seen them do laundry. >> I've never seen them do anything. >> Well, the mom does laundry. >> except lay down and watch, you know what. I mean? HBO, >> right? >> You're always in your room. So, how. could you see us? >> What? >> You're always in your room. Yeah. >> So, how could you see us? >> Guess what, guy? I'm like Daredevil. >> Okay. I have seven senses. >> Wow. [laughter]. >> He knows. He knows what. >> I have touch. Right. Right. Right,

Carlos. Right. I have touch. I have. vision. Right. But I also have hearing. abilities. Right. And I know what a. [ __ ] You know what I mean? Washer. sounds like when it goes off and a. dryer. >> What does it sound like? [laughter]. >> Exactly. So when I'm in my room, my. other senses don't re receive that those. sounds, >> the frequencies. >> Those frequencies. Okay. I'm Daredevil. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I I have hypersonic. You know what I. mean? [laughter] I'm like a bat. The. echoang bang. No [ __ ] dryer.

>> No dryer. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. I'll wash tonight. >> Okay. My senses better feel it. [laughter]. >> My senses better feel it. Okay. >> I'll hold it nicely, too. >> Like your mom does. >> I will. Do you know how to do it in the. circular fashion? [laughter]. >> Well, make a swan on your bed like a. hotel. >> No, it's kind of like that though. It's. like a circular like I don't know where. they learn it. >> Great. >> Maybe in the from the islands or. something. But it's a [laughter]. beautiful way of doing it. >> Well, when they on the boat ride over. cuz if you fold it standard like just. fold it like a [ __ ] you know what I. mean? Square.

>> No, no, no compo. No compendo. [clears throat] Right. I want [ __ ]. circular perfectly in the [ __ ] You. know what I'm saying? >> Oh, that was my mom. We'll call her. My favorite is Issa using the fan like. SHE LIKE IT [laughter] IS. >> like it is outside and she's in the. middle of a hot summer day in Mexico. >> She's getting into it. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. No, I love that. Get in character. >> And then we uh another thing is we I. showed them the movie. What movie did I. show you? >> The Edge of Tomorrow. >> Yeah. Pretty good movie. >> That's a great movie. You guys watched.

that together? >> Mhm. >> You see it? >> I watched uh. >> Have you ever seen that movie? >> Yeah. Years ago. >> Yeah. Yeah. I watched the George Clooney. movie this past weekend with my parents. where he's an actor. He's himself. He. plays himself. >> Is Sandler in it? >> Yeah. >> Oh, they manager. >> Good. >> Jay Kelly. >> Good. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah, it was okay. I don't It's hard. It's just Clooney being Clooney. >> It's like literally him playing. It's. like a narrative of his real life. >> And it just made me think how good it's. got to be to be Clooney.

>> What's that? Oh, what's that? Someone. here. Is there a delivery? I tell you, we have another delivery. Another. another birthday gift for you. >> Another car. >> No, look. Give. >> Oh. Oh, yeah. >> Taco Bell. >> Yay. >> I got you Taco Bell. Andreas, >> what's the order that you gave him? >> I got beef potato griller, chicken, bacon, chalupa, large [snorts]. fries. Another large fries. [laughter]. But I already ate the fries, so you. >> Thank you. >> You ate both of the fries.

>> Yeah. Smart. >> Oh, damn. Yeah, >> that's the best part. Have you ever had Taco Bell? >> Not really. It's not Spanish. >> It's not. >> What is it? >> How is it not Spanish? >> How is it not Spanish? >> Taco. >> Taco and bell. >> And you have [laughter] There's so many. bells in Spain, dude. >> That's a It's a whole country. >> That's where it was invented. I think. the bell. >> Take a bite. Take a bite. Got it. Take a. bite. So disrespectful. She went out of. her way to buy it. >> Yeah. >> Take a bite and give us an honest. >> Is that a gita? >> No, that's is a chicken bacon. What did.

you get? >> Chalupa. >> Chicken bacon chalupa. Take a bite and. let's see. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Sal, papa. >> M. Good. Right. >> You like it? >> It's like the homeland. >> No. >> Okay. >> You don't like it? >> Mhm. >> Well, give it to Mone. He'll eat it. You. know, he he'll eat anything. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> What does Chalupa mean? >> Fried tortilla the shape of a boat with. a spicy feeling. >> But it's made up. >> It's a taco. >> It says right there in Spain and Latin. America, it's a small light boat or. canoe. >> Yeah. But isn't that what a taco is? A.

ban a little light boat. >> A little baby boat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But a chalupa is. >> a thicker boat. >> A thicker boat. >> It's a thicker boat. It's a fried boat. >> Fried. I see. I see. I see. >> A fried boat. Like you were on a chalupa. at sea at. >> Yeah. Yeah. You were on a little. >> I had two chalupas on my face. [laughter]. >> Couple of tortas. Some tortas. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. No, it means little boat or canoe. How do you not know that? >> Chalopas. >> Chalopa. >> Look on the horizon. A chalupa. That's. what they would say. A little tiny boat.

Mhm. Also, what I've been doing with for. these girls is um I set up. uh the VR um sandbox. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Did we talk about that already? >> What's a VR sandbox? >> Get with the program guy. >> What is it? I don't know what it is. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Google me VR sandbox. These guys don't know. Sandbox VR. Oh, that's where you guys went and fought uh. shoot zombies. I saw that video. >> Yeah. Yeah. Was that [ __ ] amazing?

Where did you guys do that at? >> We did that on Lassi, like more Sentry. City. Yeah, that's us. >> Your [snorts] position looks [laughter]. good. >> Yeah, my position. Great. Look. Yeah. Look at my position. >> You know what the funny thing is? He. even puts a gun down like a soldier so. he doesn't shoot friendly fire. [laughter]. >> He even knows. He knows HIS OWN. >> NO, THAT'S how you reload. >> Reload. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How you reload? >> You're reloading a lot there. You're. shooting a lot. the two girls, the girl. I'm seeing and us. And you know who got. number one?

>> You cheated. >> You cheated. You bought the. >> the laser gun. >> So [laughter] obviously you'd win. >> It's all teenagers and then this 54 year. old. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. With the laser gun. >> Wait, [laughter] wait, wait. >> Wait. So you got the upgrade and they. didn't get it. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Give. me all the [laughter]. Wait, wait, wait. There's two things. going on here that made me mad. [laughter]. Okay. Okay. Yes. Let let's let's do two. things. Okay. >> Two things. [laughter] Yeah. [sighs and gasps].

>> I cheated. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I cheated. I I bought the laser. gun. >> Could Did you guys have access to the. laser gun? >> No. Me and the girl I'm saying got the. laser guns. >> and she still couldn't win with a laser. gun. >> She took second. [laughter]. >> OKAY. >> WAIT, what was the upgrade? You had to. pay for the laser. >> Yeah. And they only gave you two. upgrades. I You're You're only allowed. to have two laser guns, right? So I go, "What do you want?" "Oh, I guess I'll. take the handgun.". >> [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? I'm like. >> Yeah. Spraying everywhere. No wonder. why. Look at Play the video. Look. Look. at his stance.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> He's got the kids going in. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> On the left. On the right. On the left. On the right. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You guys screaming, bumping into each. other is the funniest part. That's the. funniest. It was only her, by the way. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then let's address the. second thing. One 54 year old. Do you. think I forgot? [laughter]. You don't think I forgot that comment? A. 54 year old? Yeah. You know what, dude? I'm a child. Okay. I I I play whimsical. games. >> You do? You have a Yeah. You like that? >> What did we do yesterday that I set up? >> Escape room. >> Escape room.

>> Why do you like those? >> It was very fun. >> It was fun. >> Such a white person thing. >> I know. But I set things up. >> You mean I'm I'm a guy that plans. [laughter]. >> Did you escape? >> Yeah, we did escape. >> We did. >> Yeah, we did. >> Who figured out the escape? What? >> Who figured out the escape? >> Um, THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED THERE. [laughter]. IT'S like hand hand. Yeah. >> Right. [laughter] We didn't do [ __ ]. >> They told you. >> Oh, yeah. Nobody Bobby wasn't the team. leader. >> Actually, we did a lot. And then the.

only thing you were doing was like, I. think we got to take a hint. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Who took the Stop. [laughter]. Who took the wire with the hook? >> Well, I opened it. >> Who took the wire with the hook? >> Who took the wire in the hook, put it in. the hole, and [laughter] got the key out. of construction? >> But you were screaming. >> You were named. >> Who did that? >> You.

>> That was complex. >> Okay. [laughter]. You were getting angry. You were so. angry. You were screaming at her. >> Screaming at who? >> The girl. >> Yeah. My date. >> Yeah. Your date? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You were so angry at her. >> Yeah. because she wasn't doing it right. >> She. >> It's one of those It's one of those. things. What? Why you smiling? >> I'm listening. >> All right. So, basically what what this. situation is is this. Okay. >> It's like a gigantic fish. Kind of like. a fish uh bowl. No, like Yeah. bowl. Gigantic one.

>> With levels to it, >> right? >> It's like a fiberglass. >> Mhm. >> With little tiny holes in it. Right. >> On the bottom is a key. >> Right. You stick a [laughter]. All right. You stick the the the little, you know what I mean? Metal thing with a. hook on it inside the tiny hole. And. then there's another hole. She has a. stick. [laughter]. >> All right. She has a stick as well. Right. I go I got it. Now you got to. bring your bring your stick over to hook.

mine so then I can stick it out and. stick it in the other hole so [laughter]. we can bring it up so we can get it out. of the bigger hole on top. >> Got it. >> Right. Yeah. >> That's all I was doing. >> And she couldn't do that. We eventually. did it. Okay. We eventually did it. >> You got in a fight about it. >> It's not a fight about it. It's. >> screaming at her. >> I GO, "YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.". >> NO, that sounds like a fight. >> That No, that's just me being a leader. >> Did she get upset? [laughter]. >> It's me being hes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm worn it out. You. know what I mean? You got to be a. commander. >> You got to. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Anyway, we did get out. [laughter]. >> We got We got out on time. >> Yeah. On time. >> Yeah. Speaking of uh touring comedians, this guy big tour coming up. Announced. the finally tour. >> and then I'm done. >> Congrats. >> I'm done. >> You're done. What? >> Touring. >> You're done. What? >> Done. >> Done standup. >> for a while. >> I stink. That smells like [ __ ]. >> Yeah, you stink, too. >> No, you stink. >> Okay, >> let me smell your armpits. [laughter]. >> No, but it looks awesome. You're going. to This is your first time doing theater. tour. I wanted to I. >> I've never done theater tour, huh?

>> I've never done one before. >> Well, I wanted to announce it. I think. it's an important moment in comedy. because most times. You've never done a theater tour. It's a. It's a amazing. >> It's my first one. >> It's incredible. So, >> I think it's so cool, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. >> What are you guys excited about? >> Yeah. >> Coachella. >> Oh, no. You're going to go? Are you. You're not going, >> dude. Bob's going with us. >> We're going to [ __ ] go to Coachella. >> I had to buy them. >> That is embarrassing. >> We haven't bought it yet. >> I haven't bought it yet. >> No, we have a big bill. >> I know. It's expensive. >> What is How much is Coachella to go to? I don't know anything about it. These.

guys. >> do Google what does a regular Coachella. ticket cost right now? >> Well, right now Yeah. >> What is that? What do you already know? >> Yeah, because they're at a thousand. right now for. >> $1,000 a person to go to Coachella. >> Normally, they're 500, I believe. >> Yeah. >> Holy [ __ ] That's just a regular. admission ticket. I went the third year. it existed. >> If you and I went, just you and I went, it'd be free. >> Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just you and I. But. you didn't want to go with just you and. I. >> Yeah, but you said you get it for me for. my birthday. >> Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday. >> Yeah. Yeah. Who's the headliners this.

year? >> I don't [ __ ] know. I don't give a. [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Sabrina Justin Bieber. >> Sabrina Carpenter. [laughter]. >> He want to go to Tesla at the desert. Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday, dude. Yeah. >> Okay. So, wait a minute. Which weekend. are you going? Isn't. >> I'm sorry. Are you Justin Bieber? >> He's going weekend, too. >> So, this is the second weekend. So, you. guys are going to see Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, and Who's Carol G? Am I. out? Am I gone? Am I stupid? I don't. know who that is. >> The strokes in. >> Carol G is bigger than Young Thug. >> Yes. Who's Carol G?

>> She's like a Latina artist. >> Why are they putting all these Latino. people all over our lives? >> Do I Do we We I get. >> Is she playing the Super Bowl next year? >> She's really good. >> Carol G. >> Do I get Inner Pole and Strokes? >> Yeah. You Yeah, >> because I we know and we know Paul from. you know, >> love. >> He's like one of the cool. >> and I love the strokes. So, I mean. that'll be good for me. >> Zoom in will be there. >> What does it feel like to be on the. second night there after Bieber? Go zoom. in the second night there. What does. that feel like to be Yamaguchi last on. the list?

>> That would be Bad Friends if we headline. something like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We'd be after Mamemed Orban and Reirden. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> D Spitz and What a Jen C. Bad Friends. and Yamaguchi. >> Hello. This is Yamaguchi. [laughter]. >> Uh, are you still coming? >> Yeah. >> I don't know why you put me last. >> No, no, no. You're first. >> No, no, no. Cuz in in Japan, >> in your country, don't you read. backwards right to left? But still in. our country if the last name is the last. [laughter]. >> you know it should go it should go.

Justin Bieber and then Yamaguchi. >> I don't know. We'll work on it. >> Okay. >> That's crazy. >> That's crazy. >> David Burn. This is really good. Somber. There's some really great stuff. >> Yeah. >> Royal Otis Love. You guys are going to. have such a [ __ ] fun time. I'm so. happy I won't be there. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> When is it? >> Uh. >> uh April 11th. >> 17th through. >> March. April. March. April. April. >> Yeah. Next month. The 17th through the. 19th. >> From tomorrow. >> Oh my god. >> I'm so excited for you guys.

>> You have to come. >> That's awesome. You got to go. >> We want you. >> But we want you to go. >> Why? >> Cuz it's a long drive. [laughter]. >> It's an absolute [ __ ] nightmare. >> It's a nightmare. >> Yeah. I would never I'd [ __ ]. >> remember that one, dude. That one year. Do you remember that one year? >> So funny. >> I know we talked about it before. >> You guys got stuck for like five hours. >> No, no, no. That's what that what it was. was that I Can I say tell the story. again? >> Oh, I remember. What is it? >> Yeah. You you you call you. >> So I go Yeah. called. >> I called my agents and I go, you know,

Kyla and the girls want to go to Right. And they're like, yeah, I pay for it, >> right? Which was. >> by the way, ungrateful. You guys are do. the towels tonight. >> Do the towels. [laughter]. >> You do the towels tonight. All right. You want to go to a [ __ ] the desert. towels tonight, dude. All of them folded. in a circular fashion fashion. Okay. So. anyway, um my agent goes, "Yeah, all. right." I you know, I pay for it, right? >> And the day of Kala goes, [laughter]. "You literally have to be there to pick. up the tickets at the box office.".

>> And I go, "I have to drive 4 hours into. the desert and then drive back.". >> You do. [laughter]. >> And then she's like, "Yeah." And I did. that. >> And you found out when you got there. that you didn't have to do that. >> Yes. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Maybe maybe the best part about all of. it, you didn't actually have to. >> actually have to do that. >> But you should go to this. >> cuz you're going to have a blast with. them. And by the way, yeah, I have never. >> go see some great bands. Interpol's. going to [ __ ] rip. I mean, think how. many thing There's a lot of bands there. that you definitely want to see. [snorts]. >> Moby. >> Okay. Okay. So, here's the thing.

>> This is the This is going to be the. first and last time I go to [ __ ]. Coachella. Okay. >> You already went. >> I've never been. Yeah. I went to pick up. the tickets and I drove back. Yeah. Yeah. But I I never went inside. >> I'm going to go inside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you right now, I don't. care if next year Harry Styles is going. to be there. I don't give a [ __ ] I. ain't [laughter] going. >> No. >> All right. So, are you sure this is the. year you want to go? >> Yeah. >> For that weekend. >> with Justin Bieber. >> I know you're going to love Justin. Bieber. You're going to have so much. fun. >> He's not going to I'm not going to see.

Justin Bieber. >> What do you mean? You're going to He's. on the main stage. >> I know, but I'm not going to like. physically be around him. >> No, but you're going to be dancing your. little heart out to Justin. >> I don't know what any of the Sing me a. song, >> baby. Baby. >> Oh, yeah. I will be. I will be. I will. be. I will be. I will be. I will be. Uh, and then the other one I like is uh um. >> if you no no [laughter]. yeah yeah. >> my mama don't like you and she likes. you're going to [ __ ] love it. There's.

Dude, you're going to have so much fun. It's like the boat. You thought you. didn't like the boat. You got on the. boat. You had so much fun on the boat. Same. >> You told me I wasn't going to like the. boat. >> I don't like [laughter] the boat. >> I know. But you told me that I was going. to have a bad time on the boat. You're. projecting. >> Yeah, cuz I don't want to do Can I pitch. you the Bad Friends Boat ride? >> Yeah, pitch it. >> I'm not going to catch it, but pitch it. >> Okay, you're going to be on a boat. >> NO. [laughter]. >> What is it? >> Okay. So, um, we'll all be there. The. girls do, right? >> Okay.

>> Right. We're on a boat. Okay. >> We're on a boat. >> and all of our fans are going to be. there. >> All the fans are going to be there. >> Yep. Okay. >> I'm I'm ALREADY [laughter]. >> I'm already shaking. >> Looks pretty good, right? >> I'm shaking. I think my proposal is good. so far. Right. Okay. Here's the thing. >> All of our fans are going to be there on. a boat. >> On a boat. Okay. [laughter]. >> All right. You and I will perform. We'll. just do two shows. >> in the main stage. >> One show one night, one show the other. night. >> If it's if the if the boat is Sunday. through Thursday, we'll do we'll do a. Monday night show and a Wednesday night.

show. >> Is that what they usually are? Sunday to. Thursday. >> Yeah. Is. >> that what you. >> I mean, that's what we did. >> Okay. >> Although, when we landed, we saw Chelsea. Lynn. >> getting on the boat. >> Yeah. They're like, "Our next.". >> Oh, they were doing a boat. >> The same boat that we were on. >> Oh, well, they just. >> They clean it so fast. They flip. [laughter] it, dude. >> Flip these boats. >> They flip them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I have a better proposal. >> No. No. I'm not done with my proposal. >> We take How about this? >> Okay. >> We take a flight. >> Yeah. >> From LA to San Francisco. Yeah. >> Our fans can buy tickets on that plane. >> We'll do a little standup. It'll be a.

45minute flight. >> We'll get off and that'll be it. >> No. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Bad friends airflight. >> Okay. So, and then we get to control the. lineups. >> Okay. Okay. So, we'll call our friends. in. >> Mhm. >> Hey, Gillis. Hey, >> you won't do it. >> Yeah. Shane Gillis [laughter]. >> already. No. >> No. We'll call Shane Gillis. You know. what? You're right. I'll call Sandler. [laughter]. >> Kevin Hart. >> Yeah. Yeah. Guys, >> Bill. >> Bill. Yeah. >> And I'll go, "Guys, we got to do a boat. thing.". >> I get nervous on those things. >> I know. But it's a once in a-lifetime. opportunity. >> to really see your fans.

>> I believe in multiple lives, so I do. I'll do it in another life. >> And also, there's gambling. >> I do love gambling. >> Yeah. So there was a there's a casino, >> right? And I was playing blackjock all. night long. It was so. >> So I do love that. But is it real money. or is it. >> No, it's real money. >> So you're actually losing money. >> You're losing money on the boat. Yeah. I. lost about three grand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But um. >> notable incidents of boat rides 2025. Carnival Horizon had somebody kill. another man. Man over board on the Mela. Explorer. Uh so November twice in August.

passengers drowned at Carnival's new. Celebration Key Resort in the Bahamas. All 2025 passenger died aboard the. Carnival Dream. This feels like a lot. >> These are old people. No. >> I would hope so. But I don't know. What. if our fans are old? By the way, we want. our fans to come on this boat, but you. have to be over 65 to [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The shows are at 3:30 p.m. >> Yeah. I'll tell you the negatives, though. >> You'll tell me the negatives. >> of what I'll tell you the negatives. >> You tell me the negatives first. >> Boat. >> Okay. Okay. All right. That's good. That's a good negative. That's a really. good negative. >> Boat at sea. Trap. Nowhere to go.

>> Breaks out. Sick. Something breaks. How. do we get off this thing? Middle of the. ocean. >> Okay. Uh [laughter]. >> pirates. >> What did I just say? >> I love juice. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> What What What is What are the. negatives? Give me the list of the. negatives cuz I already feel them. [laughter]. >> I'm scared. >> It's uh the food. >> The food's terrible. >> It's not good. >> Yeah. It's [laughter] cooked on a boat. >> Yeah. What? >> It's cooked on a boat. >> Even like even the fancy Italian. restaurant you make have to make a. reservation. It it's it's olive garden. You know what I mean? [laughter] It's.

not good. You know what I mean? And then. the tanyaka, you know what I mean? >> The tanyaki wasn't good. Blown away. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um. >> the boat tanyaki wasn't good. >> And then there's this thing where it's a. 24-hour free just, you know, everyone's. there to buffet, right? And. >> those are my favorite. >> It [laughter]. It is terrible. >> It's bad. >> Oh my god. It is bad. >> Well, you're not pitching it well to our. fans. >> No, those are the bad those are the bad. aspects. >> Oh, so they can Okay. >> Yeah. The good aspect. The good as a.

great spa. Wonderful spa. >> Great spa. Great. That the pool, right? Pool's great. >> pool. >> Fun. Yeah. Right. >> I have a pool. [laughter]. >> I know. >> You have a pool. >> I have a pool, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We can just go to your pool. >> Yeah. Yeah. You go to your pool. Um, >> but here's another thing I would like. [laughter]. >> Here's another thing that I would like. to pitch to you. Okay. It's a um. >> it's connective tissue. [laughter]. >> It's I'm listening. I'm listening. >> Yeah. It's it's people that love you,

right? Our fans and us connecting in a. way, right? It's a very special. experience for our biggest fan because. only our biggest fans will be on the. boat. >> So, you're saying because I will say. this, all joking aside, I. >> we adore the fans. We appreciate them so. much. I love the fans. I love seeing. them. I love it a lot. >> Yeah. >> But you're saying the way to really get. close to the fans is to make them pay to. come on a boat to see us. >> It's not just to pay to get on the boat. Oh, so it's free.

>> No, it's you have to pay. >> Okay. >> Okay. [laughter] You have to pay. >> It's them being with us. >> on the boat. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like after a show, it's like. going out and sitting in the middle of. the audience after the show, >> but it's wavy. [laughter]. >> It's wavy, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm going to be honest and say this. because I love. >> Let's do a vote, Carlos. Do it online. Whatever. If we can do it. Yeah. If. people would want if if they would come, >> let's just see how many people would. come. >> Okay. >> You know what this is like? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know when like. when a buddy does Coke and somebody does.

Coke and they come up with like a. hairbrain business scheme and they're. like you you're it's going to be amazing. and they pitch it to you when they're. sober and you're like. >> I don't know if you should do that. chicken shop laundromat you were. thinking of. >> Yeah. But sometimes YouTube. >> sometimes YouTube. >> Yeah. Yeah. That Chinese guy and that. other guy, right? Like, hey, what do you. think of this thing where everyone. >> Every comic I know who's been on these. cruises, Schwarzen included, just did. the exact same thing. >> Yeah. What? >> I want to do a cruise. We should do a. cruise. Schwarz said the exact same. thing. >> I know. >> He was like, "I want to do a Schwarzen. cruise.". >> Yeah. And every other person that's done. them and goes, I want to do it. I want. to do my own cruise. So, everyone gets.

this bug. >> Yeah. Because we did it and we had fun. You don't know anything about it. That's. why I think you should do it. >> I'm not fun. >> Here we go. That's the truth, right. ladies? >> Who's funner? Tito Bobby or Tito Andrew? >> Tito. >> See? You're fun. So, do a Bobby Lee. cruise. >> and I'll wave from the shore. >> And there's Andrew right on the side. >> Okay. [snorts]. >> I'll get on the boat with you. No, you. won't. There's no way. That was the. thing that we talked about on the boat.

Me and Nick are like, imagine Andrew. here right now. >> Why wouldn't I do it? [laughter]. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> I'd rather do a show on land for the. fans. >> Okay, good. It's different. It's a. different thing. But anyway, let's move. on from boat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's remove. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Would you guys do it? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That'd be fun, right? >> Fancy would not want to do it. >> Carlos would do it. >> Oh, yeah. Carlos. >> Carlos and Mcome would do it. >> Yeah. Because they could be little bad. boys at night. They roam around looking. for girls. >> Gets every STD. Imagine.

>> Yeah, he's [ __ ] a mermaid. [laughter]. >> How'd you get a mermaid? >> And a siren. [laughter]. >> How about this? If the boat doesn't go. far, I could do it. >> Yeah, it didn't go far. >> No, I'll do one here to Catalina. How. about that? [laughter]. >> I'll do a Catalina boat tour. >> A ferry? >> A ferry? >> You want to do a ferry? I'll do a fairy. >> We'll do a ferry. Robboat. >> We [laughter] can rowboat. Yeah, we can. rowboat sailboat. Sail with us. Come. sail away. Come sail away. Come sail. away with me. >> And then you have to raise the bow. I.

>> Okay. Okay. >> No, I just have a legitimate fear of of. >> Or we could do like the ending of. Titanic where I'm just sitting on a. [ __ ] [laughter]. >> You're on top and I'm about to die. >> and I'm just [laughter]. >> Anyway, >> if you can find a more clever way to get. our fans together, I am down. >> Okay. >> Not a boat, but I would be I would love. to interact with the fans, just not on a. boat. >> What do you guys want? You want to. interact with the fans? >> Do you want a bad friend's boat tour? That'. >> be fun. I. >> show up to [ __ ] dude.

>> Yeah, I will. >> How about this? How about we get you two. on a boat all the way back to the. Philippines? [laughter]. >> Yes. One way, >> but that's it. >> Yeah, we fly back. >> Yeah, we fly back. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We send you and then we fly back. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Now, I we we could you could convince. me. [laughter]. >> There's no way. >> There is ways there is ways. >> to do a boat. Do you could convince me. if it was if it was if it was a short. trip and it was Yeah, you could convince. me. >> Okay. What's the shortest trip that we. could do, Carlos? >> Well, going to the Philippines. >> Sailing to the Philippines takes 4 to 8.

WEEKS OR MORE. THAT [laughter]. >> IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY TOUGH. Imagine. >> that one. That one's going to. >> Imagine. I imagine [laughter] Andrew's. just in his cabin. >> And they can't get me off the hook cuz. I'm swinging the waves. [laughter]. >> Imagine. >> Okay. >> Wait, let me say something. >> Yeah. Yeah. I would I would shoot a TV a. reality TV show of you and I and them. taking a boat to the Philippines. That I. would do. That would be [ __ ].

hilarious. We'd have to live on the boat. for how long? >> Four to eight weeks. >> I could do that for four weeks. >> Us four. >> You have to speed. >> Well, it'd be with other people. We'd be. going to the Philippines. It'd be a lot. of like everyone's going to the. Philippines. [laughter]. >> I I know, but like our fans too can buy. tickets. Why would the fans in the. tickets and this is for us for us to. take go to the Philippines? >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a. connection with my fan base. >> Stop it. >> I'm sorry that I'm grateful for their.

love. >> This is good. Turn off the gas. [laughter]. >> All right. >> This is good. >> Um I'm grateful. I'm grateful to them. You know, some people aren't. Some. people are [laughter]. >> some Watch. Some people are. [laughter]. >> That's what they're doing it for. Am I. not right? >> Yeah, that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's the reason I do [laughter] it. >> Don't get angry. Are you angry? >> No. >> No. Don't look at me, D. Are you angry? >> I'm too tired to be angry. >> Okay, good. You tired, bud? >> I'm so tired. >> Why? >> I was with my parents for two weeks. straight. >> Oh, that's right. How are they?

>> I don't know. >> Okay, [laughter]. >> that was great. We spent time in Arizona. and we did that whole thing. Then I. brought him back here to LA. The problem. is when people come into town, you have. to do things all the time. There isn't a. day that's off. I bet to all your hard. work with your parents that they're very. grateful. >> Yeah, they are. >> I bet at night they they think to. themselves, what a great son that we. have. >> I hope so. >> Yeah. And we're grateful for his effort. >> I hope so. >> Yeah. We love him for him playing ahead, >> right? And um all the things that our. son does for us and we're willing to do.

anything to make our son happy. >> And then the very next day they called. cuz they couldn't log into Apple TV and. we yelled at each other on the phone for. 15 minutes. >> Yeah. Exactly. He's like, "Why can't I. type my [ __ ] name in the goddamn. Apple TV?". >> Is that what your dad did? >> Yeah. And then I had to FaceTime. [laughter]. I had to FaceTime with my mom so I could. watch what he was typing. >> And he incorrectly put the password in. three times and instead of just doing. backspace, he cleared it every time. >> So he had to redo it every [ __ ] time. >> Wow. >> Lovely people. >> Yeah. >> I love him so much.

>> So, you know, um, >> but the stress of family is hard, especially if it's not. >> Isn't it not hard? >> Is the stress of family hard? >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah, for for me it is. [laughter]. >> It's a wait. >> I'll clean the towels. >> Yeah, that's not what I was saying. >> It's necessary. >> I will. >> That's not what I was saying. >> I'll clean your room. >> You haven't cleaned it yet? >> Not yet. >> I told you to clean it. >> because we had to go here. >> Yeah, we had to come here. >> Oh, yeah. That's right. Okay. >> Well, we didn't give fancy air time. whatsoever. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk. about fancy and here's Can I just I'll.

be honest with you. I. >> And I swear to God on my mother's life. >> [laughter]. >> I should say. >> on her left half cuz she can hear. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My mother's. right here. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> When I was on the boat, >> some guy pulled me aside. He goes, "You. know who what makes the show?". >> And I go, "Me and Andrew.". >> And he goes, "No, fancy.". >> He's right. >> He He goes, "He makes the show. He's the. bind.

>> He's the adhesive. Without that, I don't. think. >> Carlos or Mone.". >> Never mentioned their names. Yeah. No. I. I I swear. Best middleman. >> to God. That's what he said to me. >> Mhm. >> All right. What' you say? >> Best middleman. Best middleman. >> Best middleman. [laughter]. >> I don't even know. >> He said best middleman from last year. >> Yeah. But I just don't Say it again. >> Best middleman. >> Say no. Say it again. >> Best middleman. >> Best middle man. Okay, good. >> Do you have anything to say for your. birthday? Do you feel good? Do you feel. >> a speech or. >> Yes. Have a speech.

>> Okay. Go ahead. >> I feel so love. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo! Yeah! Woo!