Bobby's Car Crash | Ep 330 | Bad Friends

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your face? Can you get invisible um acne. patches, please? >> I Why don't you like. >> You look like an aial aerial view of. Iran. >> I mean, there's explosions. >> It stumbled, but you still got through. them. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They're just little stickers like every. teenager uses. >> Okay. >> You're 40. >> I'm 39. >> Yeah, you're 40. >> Okay. You're 40. >> 40. Yeah. >> That's the same thing. This That's. interesting. When do you start rounding. up in ages or down in ages? What at what. scale of your life do you go you round. up automatically versus when you start. rounding down?

>> 38. >> 38 you start rounding up. Yeah, you. have. No, I think 35. At 35 I was like. I'm almost 40. >> Yeah, you're 40. >> You're 40. >> Yeah, >> I know. It just feels weird. >> I'm 60. >> That's. >> Yeah, I'm 60. >> That's the most true thing he said to. me. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, I'm. >> 60 years old. And And I'm 50. >> You're 50. You're for sure 50. >> I'm 50. I I look 50. I act 50. My body. feels 50. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And guess what I did yesterday. >> H. >> two things happened.

>> What happened? >> Well, two things are going on. Well, first of all, I got I got caught. I got. caught. >> Doing what? [laughter]. >> I got caught, dude. >> Oh, yeah. >> What? >> Getting caught sucks. >> Yeah, getting caught sucks, dude. >> What did you do? >> Um, I thought I could get away with it. [laughter] is what I did. >> What did you do, dude? So, I was at the. comedy store Friday night and I took my. car and I for some reason thought it was. in forward, >> but it was in reverse. >> And who'd you hit?

>> And I press the, you know what I mean? The gas. Right. >> Right. The pedal. Yeah, >> the gas pedal. >> That's right. >> Like any 60-year-old would do. [laughter]. >> It does sound like an old guy. >> And I crashed into a car. >> Whose car? >> Well, let me finish. >> Okay. I put it in forward and I just. left. >> And there was cameras. >> Well, I didn't know that. [laughter]. >> So, at around So, at around midnight, Joe, the comedy store uh manager goes, >> "You got caught." [laughter].

>> And I go, "What do you mean?" And he. goes, "We have it on video.". >> We got it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And um then Steph. Toliv texts me late at night. She goes, "I saw it." [laughter]. And she goes, "It's the funniest thing. I've ever seen in my life.". >> It's her car. >> No. >> Whose car? >> Ricky. >> Rick Ingram. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> I know. So then what I do is And then. here's the thing. The thing is is that. >> you thought you were going to get away.

with. >> Now here, but then Joe says something. very interesting. He said aside, so. Steph saw it, but she didn't wrap me. out. They just drove away. They said. there there was somebody that Joe walked. up to and goes, "Did you see it?" And. the guy rat said my name and ratted me. out. And I asked Joe for the name and he. wouldn't give me the name. And that guy, I'm going to find out. >> You don't know who it is? >> I don't know who it is. >> We're going to find out. >> And we're going to find out. And then I. call Rick and I go,

I guess I [laughter] got caught. >> Hello. >> Hello. >> Hey. Hey, dude. You're on Bad Friends. >> Nice. I have to I have. >> Who's it Who you talking to? >> Who do you think? >> Rick or. >> the man's car that you hit? >> Okay. >> Rick, how much dam how much damage is on. the car? >> I mean, at this point, it doesn't look. like almost any. It's like just a dent. cuz we apparently have security guards.

who buff out bumpers on the spot. [laughter]. >> Wait, someone fixed your car at the. store? Dude, I never even got to see the. damage. >> I I I saw the video of it. >> No, you asked for the video though. No, >> I like that. >> I. >> I heard you asked for the video. >> What's that? >> I I heard that you asked. Let me see the. video. >> I said Yeah. I said, "Is there video of. this?" And he said, "Yeah, we can pull.

that up." [laughter]. And it's it's it's [snorts] fairly. crazy, but [laughter]. >> why why is it crazy? Why? What happened? because you just you you hit the car. pretty hard [laughter] and then and then. you just kind of pull forward and then. back up and then just like repark. [laughter] and then and then he gets out. and then uh driver's side or passenger. side. >> passenger side cuz I was so close to. your car I couldn't get out.

>> hitting it [laughter]. after hitting it he parked very close to. [laughter]. and then climbed out the passenger side. door and then went inside. What I find. amazing is like there's like eight or. nine people who all witnessed this. >> Yeah. >> Nobody says a word. >> Nice. >> Yeah. Except for one person. I'm going. to find that person out. There was one. person that said it was Bobby Lee, but I. I saw I know that eight witnesses shut. their mouth. And those aren't rats.

[laughter]. >> Well, no, they are rats. Cuz as soon as. they saw me, they were like, "Bobby Lee. hit your car.". >> [laughter]. >> No, seriously. How many people? >> I mean, five or six people immediately. [laughter]. >> Was Steph told of one of them? Was. Stephan? >> Well, um, no, she didn't TELL ME. >> EXACTLY. SHE'S NOT A RAT. [screaming]. [laughter]. >> She Yeah, these are like people who work. there. >> Yeah. I'm going to get a list. I'm going.

to call Joe. >> They're all so scared. >> to say something about me. They don't. want to offend, you know, the famous. person who talks to them sometimes. [laughter]. >> Obviously, they're not that scared. because they. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they risked it. all. >> They saw me and then they were like, "Wait, he might actually one at a time. eliminate each of [laughter] us from. this planet.". >> You do have a little school shooter. vibes a little bit. Yeah. >> So, >> well, then I texted when I I texted you. I texted you um how much does it what do.

you need? I'll van you. Whatever you. need, I'll take care. And you said no. Yeah, I don't I don't need anything. I. mean, my car already sucks. >> No, it's a nice car. >> Let's get a new car because of Bobby. Let him get you a new car. I would say. >> no. No, no, no. He said we were cool. >> I would say. >> that's insane. >> And the fans of this show would agree. I. think you should buy him a new car. >> Yeah, >> I think it's the right move. >> because what happens when you hit when. you hit someone's car, one little nudge. What year is it,

>> man? This thing's a classic. A 2013. Toyota Camry. >> 13 Camry. Yeah, you can look this up. They had a problem with the chassis at. the midpoint where if any slight ding or. accident could render the car totaled. [laughter]. >> You could look it up. >> This is exactly This is why I didn't. want to take it in cuz. >> Yeah, >> that's the last thing I need. >> They'll total it, right? So, >> I'll make it up to you though. >> I think he I think whatever. So, Rick, start looking for a new car for your. friend. >> No, no, no. Rick, Rick, I will make it. up for you in a different way. >> I think you should give him a new.

vehicle. >> Okay. Well, we'll talk about it with. Rick personally, him and I. We're doing. I think my I think what I'm going to. give him is going to be better than a. vehicle, >> a spaceship, >> guys. All of this. >> I I can't wait for all of the rewards. for. >> Yeah. You're going to get so many. rewards, dude. You'll see. You're going. to get rewarded. You know, more than. Chris Rock gave you. [laughter]. >> More than Chris Rock gave you. >> Good. >> All right, buddy. Thank you, Rick. I'll. talk to you later, dude. >> Yeah. Later, dude. >> Follow Rick Ingram. Very funny comic.

I'm going to call. >> one of if not the one of the funniest. >> Yeah. >> working comedians here. >> Yeah. Here we go. Joe, the [ __ ]. manager at the comedy store. >> Hey, dude. >> Hey, Joe. It's Bobby. You're going to. You're on Bad Friends, the the um kind. of famous podcast. >> What's it called? >> Bad Friends. >> Okay. >> Okay. Have you heard of it? >> Uh yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, you're out here with. Santino and I want to ask you um. >> what did I do Friday night? >> Okay. You want me to tell the truth? >> Yes.

Okay. So, uh you left the comedy store, you started to realized you forgot your. phone. >> Yes. >> Came in, got your phone. >> Yeah. >> And you you backed into Rick Ingram's. car. >> Yes. >> Yeah. And it would So, everyone knew. about it, but I think you [laughter]. >> No, I knew about it. >> When I hear a crash, I go, whoa. >> I Well, that's when you speak up. But. >> no, no, [laughter] no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't speak up.

>> That is when you speak up. >> No, you don't speak up. You You try to. get away with it. >> Now, Rick's car might be a dumpster, but. it's it's his car. >> Yeah, I understand that. I understand. that. Well, you saw the tape and you and. now I I I I've owned up to it. >> Yes. >> Okay. So, what I need to know is who the. rat is. [snorts]. >> Okay. Uh there one of the security guys. And Rick just said, "Hey, I heard my. car." Rick, we just talked to Rick on. the podcast. He said there were six. people. Yeah, it was a lot of.

>> Well, there were probably a lot of. people because people came in and say, "Yeah, it was Bobby." And I said, >> and I want to know a list of people that. went in and said it was me. >> I don't know that I could name them all. right now, but do you remember when I. when I closed your door? I didn't know. that that had happened. Rick said it. that you hit his car. I said, "No, I I. watched him drive away. I didn't know. that it had already happened.". >> He had already happened. Yeah. Can I say. that Rick has not responded to my text. saying, "Hey, here's what I what. happened and and Bobb's good about. [clears throat] it and he has not even. responded to me.".

>> We just called him. Bobby agreed on the. podcast to get him a new car. >> NO, I DID NOT. I DID NOT DO THAT. I'M. GOING TO GIVE HIM OTHER THINGS. >> NO, a car. >> Yeah. Yeah. No. Anyway, thank you, Joe. And I would like a list of the people. that ratted me out. That's all I want. >> Okay. You got it. >> Okay. Thank you. Byebye. Yeah. >> So, um, >> we love Joe. >> We love Joe. >> You got caught. >> I got caught. >> What are you going to do? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Nothing. >> Absolutely nothing. >> What could you do? >> Well, all I can do is like, "What are. the damages? Give me the the the price. and I'll pay it.". >> Right. >> He said, "Nah, >> because he's hungry. >> Case closed.".

>> No. Reopen it. >> No. No. No. No. No. Straight over. Keep. it closed. >> No. Open it up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Please open it. >> All right. So, that's the first thing. >> Okay. >> The second thing is I did a 24-hour fast. yesterday. >> 24-hour. I mean, >> you didn't eat for a whole day. >> Yeah. >> Why are you doing that? Are you trying. to get into fasting? >> So, you're on GLP ones and you're. fasting. >> I know. I I quit the GPL ones. [screaming]. >> THERE HE IS, MY GUY. DUDE, WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> How are you, dude? There he is, dude.

>> Yeah, he looks like a [ __ ] future. nurse. [laughter]. >> I love him. >> Yeah. Yeah. I love him, too. Look at. him. >> Doc always stands. >> always good style. Simple, basic, clean. >> Clean, white, gray. >> Yeah, white gray. Yeah. What's up, man? How you feeling, dog? >> Yeah, I'm pretty good, dude. >> I'm over here. >> Doc is back. Doc is uh Doc is wearing. what all Filipino nurses wear on. [laughter]. >> their downtime. >> Yeah, that's how I do it. You know, I. like to connect with.

>> You know, you do look sharp. The sho The. shoes are nice. >> Yeah, >> I like the shoes. >> Oh, I appreciate. >> I love your Harry Potter glasses, Doc. I. just finished a 24-hour fast. >> Yeah, >> it was hard. >> Very difficult. >> And then what I've been doing now is I. bought $1,000 worth of sardines from all. over the world. Oh, you're doing. [snorts] the Oh, wow. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sardines, broccoli. sprouts, >> um bone broth, >> blueberries. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> No. Am I doing the right thing? >> Yeah. Uh definitely recipe for diarrhea.

But [laughter]. >> yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] it. >> No, but they say that this is the way. >> Is this Is this from the Blue Zones? Is. that what you're doing? You're doing the. diet from the Blue Zones? >> No, I've been just my Tik Tok algorithm. is just saying. >> I thought you was going on a keto diet. with the jeans only. >> What's a keto? It's close to keto. Yeah. >> But well, he mentioned all that other. stuff at all. >> Yeah. So I've been eat Yeah. >> Keto Keto is uh fats and oils, proteins, veggies, dairy, nuts, seeds, and fruits. >> Yeah. A lot of walnuts. >> So the 24 hours you went without water. and. >> No, I did water with a little bit of.

Celtic sea salt. >> Okay. To get. >> Celtic. >> Celtic. >> Celtic. >> Oh, that's the name. >> Yeah, it is. >> Is that Celtic? >> The Boston Celtics. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's that Well, we don't. call them the Boston Celtic Celtics. then. >> Well, they probably are. [laughter]. >> Okay. Well, then. >> we've just mispronounced it for a while. >> All right. Well, you know, >> the Boston Celtics. >> All right. So, but it's Celtic. >> No, it's it's Celtic salt. >> Celtic salt. >> Boston Celtics. >> Okay.

That's true. >> So, was you taking a Celtic salt because. in your mind you believe it's more. healthier? >> No. Yeah. Well, there's also some. something called Baja Gold. >> Oh, yeah. >> The salt. >> Yeah. Put a little bit in there with. water. >> What about lemon? Don't you do lemon. water? >> No, I didn't do any lemon. So, but. >> you mean Himalayan sea salt? >> Yeah. >> Himalayan's good, too. That's the third. grade. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, um that's what I did all that. Drink water. >> Third world country when it comes to. salts. That's the information. [laughter]. >> Okay. All right. So, what do you think.

of this? All right. >> Just sardines, right? Bone broth, >> right? some veggies like broccoli. sprouts, spinach, stuff like that for. fiber. >> And then a breakfast burrito the next. day that was. >> No, [laughter]. no, no, no, no, no. This is I Dude, this. morning I opened up a can of the worst. sardines. They taste so awful. >> They're all bad. >> Yeah. And I poured it on a plate and I. ate every little with the bones and. everything. >> Water. >> Why? >> Water or or oil? Did you have. >> olive oil? >> Oh, olive oil. Yeah, that's game.

>> That's game, right? >> Yeah, that's game. >> We're all game on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, >> what are you looking to do? >> I don't know. >> Yeah, this is like a I don't know where. the [ __ ] you going with this cuz it went. from fasting, but you're still eating. healthy regardless. >> So, I did 24 hours and the next meal I. had was what I just told you. >> Did you feel good after? >> I felt great. I went to sleep. >> Yeah. >> Waited 2 hours. Right. This morning, I. had a can of sardines. The best kind. >> That's all you've had is sardines and. coffee. >> Yeah. >> Your toilet's going to break. [laughter].

>> What do you mean? That's sardines and. coffee is going to run through you like. a river. >> Yeah. And I got some um like really. fancy Greek yogurt tonight. I'm going to. do a little smoothie with blueberries. >> What? Who did this? >> Who Who did you. >> Who got you into this? >> I did. >> You're What do you. >> I went on TikTok. My algorithm kept. saying, you know, and I was like, "Oh, I'm going to do this." And now I'm. obsessed with it. >> And I' I've looked up every best sardine. in the world, canned salmon, and this is. what I'm doing for the next week. >> Well, you know why he's doing the.

yogurt? cuz he's getting the. >> He needs the He needs the probiotics. >> I need the probiotics and kimchi and. sauerkraut as well. I've ordered. >> I love sauerkraut. >> Damn, you on it, buddy. >> Yeah, I'm on it. And guess what, dude? I'll tell you another thing that I'm on, dude. >> What you got? >> I'm a believer, dude. >> Oh, yeah, we're on. >> I'm I believe what you believe about the. Cuz I saw it. >> What did you see? >> You know what I saw? >> I don't know what [laughter] the [ __ ]. you saw. What did you see? >> Look at me right now, dude. >> I'm looking at you. [ __ ] in the pupil. >> I saw Look at my hand, dude. I [ __ ]. saw it, dude. >> DISCLOSURE DAY. EXACTLY, DUDE. OH, YOU.

SAW IT. I [ __ ] SAW IT, DUDE. And now. I'm a believer, brother. >> How the [ __ ] He. >> I'm a believer, dude. >> Bobby still goddamn Hollywood. [laughter]. >> It took. He knows, dude. >> He does. Okay. >> Yeah, he's a religion. >> Well, he's he's high into it. >> He's high into it. And also, there's. themes in all of his movies. He's been. trying to tell us for years, dude. >> Yeah. >> You mean disclosure day, dude? What's. the day? >> It's just so uncomfortable. We don't. know when [laughter] you have this. You.

know what this means, dude? >> Yeah. >> That's the alien artifact. >> It's a alien. You see a movie? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What is that? >> Recognize. >> He grabs an alien artifact and he does. this, dude. [ __ ] under in disclosure. day, dude. >> SPOILER ALERT. GOD DAMN. [laughter]. >> WHAT? That's in the trailer, dude. >> This is in the [ __ ] trailer, dude. >> Watch the trailer. I didn't watch it. >> I saw it. >> I'm not interested. >> What? >> I'm not interested. >> It's not a good movie. >> You shouldn't be. I don't Did you like. it? >> I heard it wasn't good. I think the film. making is amazing. film making superb. >> Look at him sucking Spielberg's dick. >> Music superb.

>> But when I walked out of it, I went, "What? >> He's a film school buff. That's what he. going to do. >> That's what he going to do.". >> But it's phony cuz you know, you. [laughter] know it's not a good movie. >> That's what he going to do. >> Oh, >> it's a boomer. You know. >> it's a boomer. >> Oh, I should go. >> Dan X Boomer. >> I should go. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We're boomers. >> Wait, give me Box Office Mojo. 160. million. That's real bad. >> They thought that was going to make a. shitload. >> No, I think it's good. >> Click on the Box Office Mojo logo. Take. it back to the homepage real fast. >> just to see what the. >> I just want to see. Zoom in. I just want.

to see now what Obsession is at. Click. on it. 333. Oh my god. And by the time this pod. comes out, it'll be 400. >> Yeah, >> right. >> That's mindblowing. >> It's mindblowing because um Disclosure. Day costs 200 million to make. >> They're never going to make their money. back. 200 million was the budget. Then. they marketing and everything. They're. probably they're going to be in the hole. >> cuz you got somebody from the outside in. trying to. >> No. Inside out. No. Such a. >> Yeah. Inside out, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think Spielberg knows something,

>> man. You do. Oh, yeah. Spielberg knows. something, dog. >> I would give him that. >> You give him that. >> I mean, you have to think that he's. close with the Obamas. >> You mean he's been there. >> You think the Obamas are aliens? >> I don't know. He looked at the files. >> What files? [laughter]. >> The the you know, the extraterrestrial. files, dude. No, but I I do. It did give. me something where I think that he knows. something. Spielberg does. >> Yeah. And I think that like maybe there. is. >> Give me a list of Spielberg films from.

top to bottom and then we can see if. there's maybe a pattern or a puzzle that. he wants us to figure out. Do you know. what I mean? Maybe his entire career. he's been layering it into us and we're. just blind and now you finally. >> You don't have to. I can tell you what. they are. >> You don't know all of them. >> I know all of the alien ones. >> Close Encounters of the Third Kind. >> So I I'm going to talk about that. >> ET. >> ET. Yes. >> Poltergeist. >> That's not That's not an alien one. Oh, ET does look like the fake mummy that. they say is fake. >> From Mexico. >> They're from from Peru. >> Peru. I mean, these are all These are.

all alien. >> Same thing. >> All alien. [laughter]. >> Twilight. >> All right. And then we got. >> The Color Purple. That's an alien film. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I don't know how. I don't know. >> Yeah. Well, if that's the case, then I'm. not too. >> 100%. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Go. Go down. Keep going down. AI. >> Schindler's List. >> Minority Report is a No, that's not. Alien. >> No. >> No. >> War of the Worlds for sure. >> Yeah. >> Um, what do we got? They did did a bunch.

of stuff that. >> and Disclosure Day, right? >> Well, he also has the Encounters. >> Close Encounters of the Third Kind. >> No, no, no, no, no. He has Encounters on. Netflix. Documentary on Netflix. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's where he first revealed. That's. where was first revealed the uh prayer. man species. That's a. >> Yeah. So, at any time I can go. and speak an alien language. >> and you'll be able to understand it cuz. some people do. >> Well, either that or you're talking to.

somebody in Africa. [laughter]. >> It could be either one. >> Yeah, you might be saying [ __ ] this guy. up when I say no THAT [laughter]. WAS IN THE MOVIE. >> You start Yeah, I know. >> Yeah. Yeah, that was in the movie. I'm. just doing the movie. I'm not doing. African style. >> Right. Right. But that's but you know. when when I saw that I did remember that. part and I was like. >> it's kind of racist but I'm uh. >> Yeah. Maybe maybe. >> you called my name. [laughter]. >> No sorry no. >> Bantu. >> Banu.

>> Bantu does it. Zulu and Zoa. >> Yeah. Do you know what tribe you're. you're from or I'M FROM? [laughter]. >> NO. That's a good question. >> That's a good question dude. Can we go. to hereditary.com or. >> police? I've not heard. >> 77%. >> Congalles. >> Yeah. Somewhere around there. >> You're 70% 77%. >> Yeah. >> Condles. >> Yeah. And 18% white. >> Well, I'm 10% Japanese. >> You are? >> Yeah. So, I think there were some. >> Yeah. Yeah.

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uh, Latino and Latino. >> What do you mean Asian and Latino? >> From the waist down. >> You mean from [laughter]. >> from the shoes? From the shoes. >> From the shoes. >> Cuz where they were made. Anyway, uh, [laughter]. no. Uh, I showed some of I'm from the. tribes from the from from Louisiana. I. know that. It's just a bunch of [ __ ]. man. I just did. >> Hold on. Hold on. Stop. [snorts] I got. to do some talking here. What the [ __ ]. do you mean? There are tribes in.

Louisiana. >> Yeah, like the the Indian [snorts]. indigenous tribes. >> Oh, those tribes. I I thought I thought. you mean the Condles. >> from. Sri Lanka. I got people over there. I. got people in uh South America, Puerto. Rico. So, I this whole thing where I was. looking up my own 23 of me. >> Chitty Matcha tribe of Louisiana. Wow. Tribe of Louisiana. Jenna Band sounds. like a porn star of Chakaw. >> And I found out I was uh.

part of the lineage of Far uh Ramon. No, Ramsey is a third. >> Oh, wow. >> Whoa, that's crazy. Far. >> So, you're a mixture of people. >> Yeah, I'm royalty up in this [ __ ]. You're [ __ ]. >> All right. >> No, nothing. [laughter]. >> Yes. >> Yes, you're royalty. Get a little bit of. ambiance in this [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, [laughter] I found out I got a sister. through through the 23 and me. [applause]. >> Where is she at?

>> Where's she at? >> She's in Detroit. >> And [laughter] have you contacted her? >> Yeah, cuz she was uh my uncle's. daughter. [laughter]. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> What? >> So your your uncle. >> isn't Yeah. >> her father. >> Wow. Wow. >> Yeah. So she wound up being my father's. daughter. >> and it's your it's your dad's brother. >> No, no, no. It was your mom's brother. >> No, no, no. >> Your mom had a kid with her brother. >> Wait, start from the beginning. >> My father had I know. I'm kidding. I'm. kidding. >> My father had a kid with her mother. >> I know. [laughter]. >> Yeah. So, in other words, >> so there's some cheating going on.

>> Yeah. Waking up brotherly love. >> How old is this sister? >> She's two years younger than me. >> Oh, wow. Right when my mother and father. had separated in their in their little. spat that they had. >> Yeah. Have you met her? >> No, she's I just told you she she was at. first she was my cousin. Now she's my. sister. >> [laughter]. >> So yes, he's imagine that. >> Yeah. >> So all this time I thought she was my. cousin. I was like, "Oh, now my father.". >> Do you feel closer now to her? >> I've I've always been real close to her. I think my father knew cuz when before.

he died he was like, >> "Make sure you take care of her.". >> You sure dad? Darth Vader. [laughter]. >> Is that his name? >> Might as well be his dad. >> It's Anakin Skywalker, your father. [laughter]. >> 23. To me, it's crazy cuz then I found. out. >> Yeah, I know what it is. >> That through ancestry, I found out. >> that my grand isn't my mother's father. >> Wait, let him finish. Say it again. >> My grandfather isn't my mother's father. >> Whom is he? [laughter]. >> I don't know. We We still trying to I I.

just I just said, "Fuck it. I I I cut. all of it off. I just I just quit 23 and. me and Ancestry." [laughter] Like, I. don't even want to [ __ ] deal with. this. This is insane right now. >> I don't think I want to do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Don't find out some [ __ ] be like, "Fuck, >> you find out no one in your family is. your family.". >> Yeah. >> But would that even matter? >> I don't think so. I But I do feel like. part of me is like, man, you know, I I. should should have cuz they were. reaching out to me. >> The other side, they were like, "Who the. [ __ ] are you?" It was this whole battle.

back and foot like this. And I feel like. now that I cut off the but I cut the. websites off because they had these. leaks with the data and the information. and the breach. Yeah. With 23 and me and. stuff. But I'm like at this point I'm. like. >> they're out there. >> They went to Congress. They proved that. they leaked that [ __ ] and nothing. happened. Yeah. >> Nobody cares. No one gives. >> See, they know my [ __ ]. >> You're out. You're gone. >> I'm out there. >> Yeah, but we all are. This is gone. This. I love how Apple does commercials for. security. >> and you're like, but you already sold us. up the river. >> Yeah. What's the difference?

>> Disclosure day doesn't work because it's. all based on like something that if you. were to know if you would put a news. thing that said this is real, the whole. world would be cool. >> No. >> Like nobody cares. >> What are you talking about? Nobody. cares. Like the whole premise of the. movie is that if you get it out. >> Yeah. >> And this is on the news on on a old TV. like station news, everybody would like. look at it, say, "Oh yeah, that's true.". And then everybody will be cool, >> right? The internet now is giving you 10. different opinions. Yeah. >> And you're allowed to start eating.

sardines and blueberries all day. [laughter]. WITHOUT ANY BASIS OF REALITY. Are you. saying are you saying that if they knew. like CNN, all the legacy media outlets, right, were saying the same thing like. this is real footage of aliens that. we've tortured. >> People wouldn't care. >> Some people will care and others will. say, "Okay, >> who doesn't care? What kind of person. wouldn't care?". >> Dude, you're Come on, for you. >> The media now is so twisted pe There's. things that happen in front of us and we.

still don't believe it's real. >> Well, you know what I think? It doesn't. even m people thought the Charlie Kirk. thing was fake. >> It's perhaps. >> but I'm saying it's because there's so. much noise. Nobody knows what's real. >> All right. You don't even want to get. get me into that. [laughter] But uh cuz. you know Carlos and I So. >> this is my point. >> I mean my point is is that just don't. even get me started. Go ahead. Okay. I. won't. >> But what I'm saying is I that is true. >> It's just there's too much. >> that is true. That's a truism what you. said. But what I'm saying is is that. that's a significant thing. Right. If.

because that would mean that they're. coming down. So you're saying to me. right now if there was an alien. >> that came down and was just had his arm. around Trump. What's up? You know. >> they did that at UFC 250. [laughter]. >> Josh Hok. >> Yeah. >> Josh Hok did that, right? And he said. that Michelle Obama was a man, >> right? >> Easy. >> Did [laughter] he What did he say? She. had a penis. Is that what. >> man? See, this was AI. I I I I Dude, look at my phone, Dad. You're going to. look at my phone. That's his screen.

saver. [laughter]. >> That's not my screen saver. But. literally look at my phone right now. D. >> go back real fast. Just go back real. fast to. >> uh 23 and me data leak compromised the. personal and gen genetic information of. roughly 7 million people. >> I was one of them. >> Yeah. What? I know you have the photo. We just found it on the internet. >> What the [ __ ] does that do? >> Because this I'm I'm into Doc's. frequency [laughter]. >> here, bro. >> We're frequencying each other. Stop. eating anchovi. [laughter]. Something's going on. Okay. Either way,

>> what's going on? >> No. >> No. But I think that. >> freak with Look at me right now. >> No. Nothing. >> No. Ain't the endo. >> Okay. Okay. No. Okay. [laughter]. I'm I'm doing disclosure day, dude. >> Summon. I'm telling you this, the legacy. media, people don't ingest it the way. they used to. So, even if they all said. it, everyone at home would go, "Fuck. them. They're in it together." Well, even if they introduced him, I think. this whole world after so long would.

just be like Guardians. Guardians of the. Galaxy and uh Bright. You ever seen. Bright. >> on [ __ ] on on Netflix with Will. Smith? Like after a while, people would. just be like, "Man, [ __ ] these. [ __ ] They. >> Oh, right. When they work together.". >> Yes. Like there there would just be this. whole. >> Wasn't this movie atrocious? >> Yeah. It got. >> It got It got just lit up. >> You saw that movie? Yeah, I watched it. cuz I. >> was this post [laughter]. this was pre- slap or post slap? >> It was pre prelap. He could get. [laughter] away with this. Isn't that. funny? He can make such a terrible movie.

and it's forgotten cuz he was so. beloved. He does that now. We're talking. about. >> that's Will Smith's Pluto and Ash right. there. [laughter]. This guy look horrible. >> Yeah, this is No, this is U. >> Yeah. So what you're saying is is that. if there's alien colonies that land on. planet Earth and they start like. >> I think nobody cares. >> No one would care. >> The premise is that this they've been. here for. >> they have years and years. >> Right. So I if I look at it I look at it. kind of like. >> you ever read the the prince by Nola.

Mavelli? >> No I haven't read. >> I have his album though Purple Rain. Purple Rain [laughter]. >> and it's very good. But in chapter three. of of of [laughter] the prince, right, they he talks about how like when. somebody comes in and takes over a. region, what they want to do is the best. thing for them to do is to allow the. people to keep their religions, to keep. their laws and everything and to go. amongst them and live with them. So. that's what I would think what is. happening to us, >> right? >> We're being slowly moved into an area.

where they already been here. They. [snorts] already like and then they just. gonna come out and they gonna be like, "Hey, want to introduce you? Come on. now, [ __ ] prayer madness." Is that. what I'm talking about? YOU KNOW WHAT. BIGFOOT? COME ON THE [ __ ] out of here. [laughter]. >> Oh, Bigfoot's part of it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Is a Less monster, too. >> Yeah. He's a UFO. He's an intelligent. species. He ain't. >> the Lochness MONSTER. >> YEAH. HEY. >> WOW. DUDE, >> YOU WOULD STICK TO WELL, not the. Lochness monster. See how Bobby is? He. always got to go. >> I don't think that's in Makavelli's. book. I don't think is Yeah, I don't. think. >> No, no, no. But the whole point of that.

in chapter 3 is that like they live. amongst us. The Kraken, all that. Okay. >> So, that brings in hybrids. Hybrids make. sense, >> Bobby. >> Pretty much. >> I'M A HYBRID, BRO. >> You just decided you was Korean and part. Vietnamese or whatever the [ __ ] you. Japanese. Yeah. Yeah. Don't let us get. started. This is going to be conspiracy. pod now. >> I know. Yeah. This is a conspiracy. theory. >> Well, I mean, the information we. presenting so far is not most is not. conspiracy. It's just the information. that they're giving us. >> Yeah, but that is conspired.

That information is because of con. conspiracy. That's why it's the. alternative to what's going on. >> It depends on what you're reading, right? >> Well, I know, but then [laughter] yes, everything is a conspiracy. That's the. point. Okay, look, here's. >> appropo. Appropo to nothing. Hey, are. you. >> okay? Appropo to what? >> Appropo to nothing. >> What does that even mean? >> He's saying he's saying he's. transitioning into something else. But. >> let's go back to appropo. >> I never asked you this. Is are your name.

is your name Robert Lee? Are you named. after the general or is your name just. Bobby Lee? >> His name is. >> No, don't don't answer that. Hey, [ __ ]. you, man. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] you, man. >> I thought we was on the same frequency. >> We had alien frequency, BUT I DON'T. KNOW, MAN. You're on fish frequency. right now, dude. >> You're the one from the tribe down. south. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> I'm just saying, you know, Robert and. Bobby's. >> Yeah, it's Robert. It's Robert Young Lee. is my name. Okay. >> I'm not going to give you my social. security, though. Okay. >> Put it up on the screen right here. 464.

26 [laughter] 19. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you. ask? >> Because Bobby is sharp short for Robert, right? >> Yeah. >> So is your Is it. >> Do black? Yes, it is. >> Do black people do that where we have. like 10 names for one name? Do you ever. do that? >> Yeah. I call you Tino. >> No, but I'm saying I'm saying [laughter]. No, no, no. That's No, no. That I love. >> That's the type of [ __ ] I [ __ ]. [laughter] love. No, I'm saying white. people will be like William is also. Bill. Like Richard is dick sometimes. William is is Dick is Bill. These are.

all inter Black people don't do that, right? >> Yeah. >> Like Bob is Robert is also. >> Richard is Rick. >> Rick. Richard Dick. William Bill. They're all kind of this there for some. reason they all get like mesh. Black. people don't do that. That's why your. names are so complex. It's. >> you were Doc. >> Yeah. >> On your birth certificate it just says. Doc. No, that's not his birth name. >> No, that's not my birth name. >> What's your birth name? >> William. You knew that. >> How do you know that? >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. >> I GOT THE SAME NAME AS BILL BURR. >> YEAH. Some people call me Bill. Some.

people call me Will. >> I can call you Bill. >> Call me what the [ __ ] you want to call. me. I, you know, it's people who call me. that. Like if I go to certain white. people, Tino, and then [laughter]. they'd be like, "Hey, Bill, come. through." I'm like, "All right." I just. >> You call him Bill? >> I have. I have never called you Bill. ever. >> Well, why would you? >> Yeah, but you don't know. You didn't. even [ __ ] know that was his name. [laughter]. >> So, you just would call him a name you. don't even know, >> Doc. >> That's the name that you're for your. Yes. That's how you know. I was. conditioned with Doc. >> Right. Right. It's a conditioning.

system. >> You know what my last family call me? >> What? >> My uncle Pete Pete, he calls me Willie. boy. Willy boy, what you doing? >> Hey, Willy boy. [laughter]. >> If I called you Willy boy. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not going. to work the same. >> I don't think you can call a black dude. Willie boy. >> in public. >> If I get his permission, I could. >> I don't think it's going to go over. well. >> Korean. He's Korean. >> Yeah. You and a group outside and we go, "Hey, Willie boy, get over here." I. don't know if that's going to work. If. it was your mom, everybody be [ __ ] this. man. It's goddamn Karen here. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Oh, so I'll do apppropo to.

nothing's too. Appropo. Apppropo to. nothing. What's your shoe size? >> Eight. >> Eight. We know that. >> Yeah. >> Great. >> Jud appropo to nothing. [laughter]. >> We know. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, but that I I but that's what's. interesting about like the. >> the your your name is what white guys do. with white names. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? That's what white. guys do with white names. But I see that. more often not black dudes don't have. five variations of the same name.

>> No, we get nicknames. >> You get nicknames. >> based on whatever your physical. disability is. >> Correct. >> You know [laughter] what I mean? >> What do you mean? >> So when I That's. >> So let me If I was growing up in your. neighborhood, right, and I had three. toes missing, what would be my. >> No, no, no. Be like tiptoe. Come on up. [laughter]. Okay. I just I had two two nubs and I. walk in. What's up, Willie? Willie boy, what's up? >> Right. What would you call me? >> I don't if you had two nsubs. Oh, no. arms. >> Yeah. Yeah. No arms. >> Oh [ __ ] There's a comedian on social.

media called Trey Nubs and that's. [laughter]. >> I don't know what to say. >> Yeah. Let's look up train. >> Look up Trainups, dude. Shout out to. Trainups. >> Yeah. What's up, Treyub? >> Damn. Damn. >> You know what I mean? So. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that. >> Funny dude. You got some funny. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's so funny. So. funny. >> Rock paper scissors. Yeah. Yeah. He. wins. Well, >> I follow him on the grim. That's my dog. I like to laugh at him. >> That's fun. That's incredible. Wow. >> So, now because we're so progressive,

are the bathrooms now signs going to. say, "Please wash your nubs before you. go back to work." [laughter]. >> Instead of having hands, he's got like. >> Well, look at that. Look at that. Go. back to that one. He doesn't go back to. the first clip of that. He doesn't even. need the barbell. His [laughter] arms. are the. >> He out there getting them shoulder. strong right there. That's what I'm. talking about, bro. >> How did he lose? He was born with no. nubs. I mean with the nubs. >> No, I uh I didn't even dive into it. >> Okay. >> I got follow a lot of people with their. handicaps. I just. >> I just be like,

>> "Give us some others, please." Why? Why? Why though? >> Shout out to Traabs, by the way. We love. >> Cuz they inspire me and [ __ ]. >> Yeah. And it keeps me in check. Soon as. I start complaining and I'm going. through my feed, I'M LIKE, "GOD, MAN, you mother Okay, let me get my shit.". >> It makes you appreciative for who? For. your your blessing. >> Yeah. It's like uh my boy Luis, you you. know Luis, remember Luis and the. comedian in the uh Puerto Rican comedian. in the wheelchair? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I always put him on my Instagram. That's. my like my little brother. But I I like. to be around him cuz he checks me.

Anything I try to say, if I go to like. complain, he just be looking at me like, "You little bitch." [laughter]. >> Why you feel good? >> Because he's he's saying you look at how. good you have it. >> Yeah. >> If he's just like, "Man, I can't blank. blank blank." Louis is like, "Yeah, I. can't get in most billions. I can't say. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> You remember Fancy or Carlos? My cousin. I bought. He's He's has M M uh MD. No, MD. Must. >> He's a doctor. >> No. No. [laughter]. He wish he had cure himself.

>> I don't have any friends that are have. that. Is that Does that make me a bad. person? >> Yes. No. >> You don't have any handicapped friends? Yes, you do. >> Who? >> Come back to you yourself. [laughter]. >> No. That was my bad. Uh. He is his closest friend [laughter] to. be fair. >> You don't have ANYBODY YOU KNOW LIKE CAN. WE GO BACK TO THE JOKE? >> THEN LET'S [laughter]. address the joke, right? What the [ __ ]. do you mean, dude? >> I mean, >> yeah. You think I'm handicapped?

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investing involves risk. Acorns advisors. LLC and SEC registered investment. advisor. View important disclosures at. acorns.com/badfriends. >> No, dude. Because people ask me that all. the time. Are you on the edge? >> You know what? You. >> I'm not. I went to a doctor. >> Oh, you did. >> My therapist says you're not. My. psychiatrist says you're not. >> I took the tests. >> So proud of you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't But people. think that I am spectrum. >> But you lied on the test when we took. it. >> Oh, yeah. >> You lied. We had it on camera. We took. an autism test. He lied the whole time. >> No, I didn't. That was the gay test. >> Oh, the gay test. You lied.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't the autism. test. Do you have autism? >> No. Whatever. >> Okay. [laughter] All right. Okay. >> The way he answered it was like. something he didn't need. He was like, "No, I don't need that. I don't I don't. need that. I don't need that at all.". >> But who knows? We're not psychiatrists. >> Or we're autistic. >> Yeah. And they're not. >> I think that I mean I I think you have. things that I'm not a psychiatrist, but. I think you have them. >> Autism. >> No. Something else. >> You remember the movie with. >> I don't want to say it. >> You say it. >> I think you're bipolar.

>> Oh, 100%. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think you're bipolar. >> Robert Dairo 100%. Remember Robert. Dairo? >> I know Robert Dairo. >> Anger management a little bit. >> There's no way I'm not bipolar. >> There's 100% you are. You think you are? 100%. >> Oh my god. >> Do you find yourself in the bottom of. the like at the rock bottom? You just. >> when I can tell that he's down, I step. away cuz it's sad. >> Well, I have clinical depression. I've. spoken very openly about that. I mean, I've been diagnosed with depression. But. I mean, that's but that's but I mean. that's when I'm very low. But extreme. emotional highs, mania, hypomomania, lows, depression. Yeah, I absolutely.

have mania swings. I used to be like. that. >> Oh, dude. Yeah, I have it bad. >> Yeah, >> but I'm definitely not going to take. anything for it. Let's ride the. lightning, dude. I'll see you when it's. over. >> That's what happened to me. >> I just don't want to take pills to like. level me to a place where. >> Let will boy just speak. Go ahead. [laughter]. >> It hurts to hear it. >> I heard a little [snorts] bit. >> No. Why? Willy. Billy. Willy William. >> Do you know like the the history of. >> I It was a joke. Will William? >> No. No. Willy boy's cool cuz my Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Willy boy's cool. >> I'm trying to We're all good. I was. about to do a. >> if if this depends on which. >> I love you. >> Calling a black person boy is offensive. It strips them their dignity. Black hole. son. >> Yeah. >> Black hole son. >> Your t-shirt. What? So what are you. going to say? What were you saying? >> Oh, I was going to say uh. >> you were clinically depressed. Went. through clinical depression. I did too. My mom sent me to a psychiatrist. Mhm. >> And. >> when. >> it was uh right maybe the first year I.

moved out here the second year. >> Why? Wait, why won't you take. medication? >> Because at that time I just didn't trust. this person who I just didn't know. >> You know the one thing about meeting. somebody and they saying they're. qualified. When you go to them as an. individual who's suffering, you're like, you don't know me. So there's a defense. mechanism that happens. So in order for. you to be open to that, you have to be. willing to say either they have to put.

you in a jacket and make you take it or. you have to be comfortable [snorts] with. who you're dealing with. >> And so for me, >> I was like talking to this person and. I'm like, I didn't deal with the streets. and did [ __ ] on the streets that I can't. even talk to you about. You telling me. medicine? [ __ ] you. It was just like one. of those things where I was like, nah, I'll figure it out. And plus. >> side effects, you know, it bothers. That's a big big issue with people. >> Well, with Lexapro, right, I can't I can. get erect, but I can't climax, >> you know, and but it took two years with.

my psychiatrist knowing me, talking to. him every week, and he's like, I think. we should try it. >> Alexa, >> because it was too many days of just. being, you know, I don't know what joy, I didn't know what joy was because of. the um ruminating thoughts, >> constant ruminating thoughts about of. the past or, you know what I mean? and. constantly think and it was just I've. always been in low-level depression my. whole life and then what happened was I. took it yeah I can't come [laughter].

>> that's the most. >> makes me a little more sad yeah I can't. come right but I don't have those. ruminating thoughts anymore. >> that's good you trade. >> so I it's like either come or be. depressed. >> I would rather be uh. >> depressed. >> interesting. >> no what I mean what are the options I. mean if I'm. >> if if I mean. >> you can. Keep it real. I would be uh. >> damn. >> cuz I uh I was depressed and still. jacking off. So that's what I'm trying.

to say. Like I was still watching porn. So. >> yeah. Yeah. >> Well, that didn't help. That probably. pushed you deeper into the depression. >> Well, well, yeah, it probably did. But. I think for me, I had others. I was. surrounded by more positive people such. as my mom, and I wasn't afraid to. So, a. lot of times. >> I give you two options and you're just. really just either come. or be happier. >> Be happier. >> Okay, good. >> I think some people it works, some.

people it doesn't work. I I I didn't. like taking it. I tried it and I did not. enjoy the way I felt. I felt super cuz I. had depersonalization syndrome. You know. what that is? >> It's terrible. For people that have. lived through that, you want you want to. talk about insane. It really felt like I. was looking at my Well, if you've ever. done psychedelics, occasionally you feel. kind of like you're like looking at the. machine. You're like staring at like. what is this thing carrying me through. time and space, but it's not fun or.

interesting. It's sad and weird. It. makes you feel like you're detached from. your surroundings. You physically feel. >> like I would get sick, >> right? >> If I went somewhere, like I would go to. class sometimes and I would get to the. class. I would fight through all these. feelings. I'd get there and then I'd get. right back on my skateboard and and go. right back home cuz I just couldn't do. it. I felt like it was like. >> I wasn't me and I was in a body and I. >> Yeah. You feel like you're you're just. floating. >> Yeah. You feel like you're floating. It's awful. Yeah. It's a bad But that I. will say people that have lived through.

that, it's not [ __ ] fun. It feels. weird. And then when I cracked when it. when I leveled out or whatever, I don't. know what they call it. Medical. >> um. >> best feeling in the world. >> I remember when it happened. Yeah, >> because I was leaving my buddy's condo. that I was staying in and on the. [clears throat] floor of the of the. front door, there was a mosaic tile. It. was like a sunrise art piece that. someone had made. And I've never noticed. it in in the two years I lived there. I.

never knew there was a [ __ ] t a. picture on the floor. And I was leaving. and I saw it when I opened the door and. something was changing in me. Like I. felt uh like myself. >> in the moment. >> You got in the you observed something. >> It was wild. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's uh what what basically my. mother told me too. She said, >> "Why are you laughing?". >> Every time you bring up your mom a lot. >> She's He loves her. >> I know. I love my mom, too. Go ahead. I'm not laughing at you. >> at the hip with her. That's actually But.

we'll talk about that another time. But. anyway, uh [laughter] my mom's told me, she said, uh because I had that moment. of clarity like you had after so long. >> Yeah. >> And then when when it started happening. and she saw it, she said, "Had you just. stuck with the therapist, you would have. been at that." [laughter]. >> So there is It would have got there. faster. >> Yeah. It would have got faster, >> but who cares? I think it's all part of. the thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. And that's the beauty of. understanding yourself and knowing where. you are. But in that moment, that's the.

hardest thing. You don't really know cuz. even when we talk about Lexa Pro, we we. we see what happened cuz Brody Stevens. talked about Lexa Pro. So that's the. other side. So it's just you never know. how it's going to affect you. But you. just do your [snorts] best. >> You don't know how it's going to affect. you. Yeah. >> People change medication. >> What was your uh buildup to that to that. moment? Do you remember what was the. >> why did all that happen? >> Well, what was the. >> I had a bunch of I had a bunch of uh. >> not not the bad part. the part where you. pulled out because that's what the fans.

will want to hear that moment. >> Oh, when I crack. >> How do you know what our fans want to. hear? >> I don't know. It sounds like he does. >> cuz THEY [laughter] ALWAYS. HIT YOU UP ALL THE TIME. They're like, I. like or when I'm watching the the stuff. that they say, they they're like, "Yeah, yeah, I LOVE THIS TYPE OF CAR." THEY. like stuff like that. >> Okay. >> What pulled me out was um I mean, I hate. to say it's it's kind of like time. time. helped me a lot. And I slowly started to. >> um what's the best way to compare this. to is like uh.

>> um this is a very weak comparison, but I. I can't find I can't articulate. Have. you ever gone skiing? >> No. [laughter]. >> You never skied ever. >> Good laugh, Bobby. I like the way Bobby. laughed. It was the preposterous way to. look at somebody like Bach Dock. You've. been Come on. It's possible. >> Do black people ski? They do. I do. I've. seen them. Some of them. Yeah, sure. >> [laughter]. >> They look like penguins. >> So funny. >> I'm going be honest with you. I DON'T. PERSONALLY I don't know nobody black.

that. >> black skis. Let's get these skis. [laughter]. Let's go and hit these slopes. Right. >> So, you're going to relate to this. [laughter]. >> 2% of black Americans ski. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> All right. So, you know, >> that's why I left. >> You know what it feels like? [laughter]. It feels like um. >> not racism. It feels like once you once. you get over once you've tried something. over and over and over okay here you. know in a video game you know in a video. game when you can't beat the boss.

>> Mhm. >> and you keep doing it and you try. different ways to beat the boss and when. you're a kid and you're trying to figure. it out and then you know when you figure. it out and it kind of everything lines. up. >> and it as if you're like I could have. easily beat the B. How did I not. >> how how did I not know how to do. >> Elen Ring? >> Exactly. >> It's the same thing when they say the. moment. >> that's what it feels like. >> Elen Ring is the hardest game ever made. And once you beat it. >> and it takes it takes a month just to. kill one boss. What are you doing? >> What's the name of that game again? >> Elen Ring. >> The [ __ ] is that? >> It's a video game. >> Elbow didn't ring.

>> Yeah. Yeah. And it's the guy that uh did. uh [snorts] Game of Thrones. What's his. name? Um. >> Peter Jackson. >> No, not Peter Jackson. >> So this game was once popular amongst. >> It's still popular. >> What about you guys? You guys heard of. it? >> Yeah, it's famous. >> Oh yeah, that movie is coming though. >> Yeah. Yeah, there's a movie coming. How. long ago did this come out? >> It's I don't know, three or four years. ago. But it's it's an open world game. >> Every time you meet a [ __ ] boss, it. takes weeks, you die over and over and. over and over again.

>> But there's something about the game is. when you [ __ ] actually beat one. >> The fire giant is the worst. That took. me two weeks. Look up the fire giant. >> Your comparison was good. That is what. it feels like. >> That's exactly what it feels like. That's why I brought it up. >> This thing right here, dude. This guy. right here, dude, >> that's Blanca from Street Fighter. >> No, it's not Blanca. NO, IT'S NOT. BLANCA. [laughter]. >> NO, it's not. >> Look at the size of that. >> Look at the size. And look at how little. your character is. >> And he has a mouth on his body, >> dude. He touches you, you die.

>> Yeah. Well, he has fire in his hand. >> Yeah. Yeah. Any of that touches you, you. die. >> You know, I I think you get the same. like feeling and excitement when you. beat Bowser. >> Oh, yeah. That's where my old [laughter]. I guess Bowser Yeah, that's a good. reference, too. >> No, that is true. That is exactly where. my mind went. >> That [ __ ] when he was throwing. the fireballs that Oh, >> look at Bowser. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think my fire giant is a little. scarier. But. >> there's this [laughter] baby. >> Here's another thing I discovered is is.

that your body just instinctually tells. you to stop. >> So like when I quit smoking Yeah. >> I said my body just says it's it's. >> stop. >> You know what I mean? this new thing, this new sardine kick. I know you're. matt laughing at me and you [laughter]. >> and you keep bringing up these sardines. >> I know. I know. And this whole health. thing and the fasting and stuff. >> You influenced me on the fasting. >> Oh, fantastic. >> Okay. >> Because when I got my colonoscopy,

>> um I had to fast that, you know, the day. before, right? And I showed up. >> and I felt better that night. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Because And when I. eat processed foods like hamburgers or. whatever it might be, it makes me feel. like [ __ ] Yeah. >> And so I think I'm in a new era cuz my. body is telling me to do this [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> The fast. >> I'm being real. I know you're I know. I. THINK I THINK YOU'RE MOCKING me and I. think you're mocking me. I think they're. mocking me and I think that they think. it's a phase. >> How? I just said, "Yeah, if you can do.

>> Wait, wait. Well, first of all, first of. all, if you can do it, >> I'm not mocking you, but it is a phase. >> These two things can be true.". >> Okay, >> you will 100% not stick to it, but it. I'm not mocking you. I'm supportive. Do. you remember in Australia when you were. like, "Wait till you see how [ __ ]. jacked I get." And then you wanted to. bet me you were going to get jacked. And. you were like, "I'm going to be in the. gym." And remember that? >> Yeah. I went to Planet Fitness and they. wouldn't accept my [ __ ] membership. >> And then you started doing a thousand. pull-ups and. >> a thousand. How many days did that last? >> Bog. >> Yeah. >> Don't listen to him. Keep going. >> Keep going. Yeah. I know. I [laughter].

know. >> What would trying to deter you from. [ __ ] success? >> I know. What would Trey Nub say? [laughter]. >> What? I'm gonna get a bracelet that says. WWT would tell him to get more Doritos. Don't listen to Tra. [laughter]. >> I love I believe in you and I want you. to be healthy. I've I've encouraged you. to be healthy our entire friendship. I'm. just saying you do great. You have big. phases. >> Have you fasted? >> No. No. No. >> Oh god. No. >> Oh Lord, I'll have mercy. You have to, [laughter]. >> bro. I'm telling you, >> I don't want it. If you can discipline.

yourself though and get into the 48 and. then in the 72 and you get once you get. that. >> they call it's it's like a lightheaded. feeling people say but for me it's like. a like you're floating it's it's the. most beautiful feeling. >> Here's the problem. >> It's like a bottle of pino. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So yesterday I wanted to do a a. 48. >> Thank you Dino. >> But [laughter] I knew I had a pod today. So I don't know if I was doing a 48 that. I could have potted. Well, if you did. 24, you still is like really close into. that.

>> Well, it's halfway. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Literally. >> But 24 is hard. >> Is [ __ ] hard, dude. >> Yeah. >> The first eight hours it's fine, but. then it's like, you know what I mean? I. had a [ __ ] Menoscino farms. untouched chicken parmesan sandwich. [laughter] in the fridge. >> Sounds so good, >> right? And it was like talking. headless. Hey, how you doing, Bobby? [laughter]. I'm in here. >> Come on, open the door. >> I was like, shut the [ __ ] up. >> Pick one bite. Who cares? No one's going.

to know. >> Bites are fine, man. Been [ __ ] up 10. hours. >> Take a nibble. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And I did not do it. >> Good for you. >> Yeah. Yeah. I did not do it. But at. midnight, that was the 24-hour mark. I. ate the sardines. >> Good. >> Yeah. Anyway, >> I'm still fasting. I'm still I'm still. doing it. >> Oh, what day are you on? >> I I haven't done it today, but I did it. this week. So it's like how many days? >> I just like I'm addicted to the high the. feeling of it. >> It's just this feeling. I'm telling you. team. >> How many days are you doing it? Two. days. >> I do two days. Yeah.

>> And just water, lemon, salt. >> Water and lemon water. That's it. >> That's it. No salt. >> No salt. >> Wow. >> Yeah. I don't want. >> It's not It's a small amount of. electrolytes, but it's just. >> I just like it for just the citrus. >> Well, I'm going to I'm going to I've. never done a two-day. I need two days. off. And when I [snorts] have that two. days off, >> do. >> do. >> the [ __ ] with do. >> do 168? >> What's a 168? >> That's eight hours eating and 16 without.

two days. >> Do them two back back to back and see. how you feel. >> Okay, >> what you're doing, you're trying to jump. straight into 24 48, which is actually. [ __ ] pretty good for you to do the. 24. Round of applause for le and. everything. He. >> not going to clap. >> Try it. [laughter]. >> You do it. >> It don't want to motivate you. You do. it. You do it and you see. >> I'll do it. >> I'll clap if you do it. >> I'll do it. In fact, I'll do it. I'll. get to 48 before you will. >> Oh, okay. We got to be together. >> cuz if it's a competition, you know, I'm. down. >> We have to do it together.

>> And I'm going to have You know what's. going to happen? >> Dude, that's good. We do it together in. a house. >> And how about this? And then food is. getting delivered the entire time. [laughter]. >> I do a challenge. >> Yes. >> Us three should do it at the same time. >> People just people coming and going. eating at the house. >> No, we do an air we get an Airbnb. He. doesn't need to be because he can be. there but heust he's a lying Willie. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. [laughter]. You're a lying Willy, dude. And I don't. know, dude. >> So that's your new name right now. I. don't even know. Right. So what I need. to do is I need to get an Airbnb.

somewhere in like [ __ ] you know. Joshua Tree. >> I I don't want to go out that far. >> Okay. All right. We'll go to where? >> We'll just stay Victorville. We'll stay. here. >> All right. We'll stay here. What the. >> No, but we have to be get an Airbnb and. live together for three two days. >> But why would we order food? No, he's. making it an extra challenge. No, I'm. saying people. Yeah. For him, it's not a. problem. For you and I, it's a problem. >> Yeah. So, we get Arctic. I get my own. water, though. >> No. No. No. >> Yeah. I want Arctic water. >> No. Tap water. Tap water. >> No, not tap water. >> I get Arctic water. I need my tap. >> I need my Celtic sea salt.

>> You do you do drink tap? >> I drink tap if Well, >> you drink it all the time. Do you ever. go to a restaurant and get water? >> No, I don't. I get a bottle. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's tap. >> But bottle is tap. >> I ask them sometimes. Water bottles are. equivalent to tap by the way. >> That's why I said Arctic. >> Yeah, you want fancy. >> No, I look I look at the best water in. the market with less of all the. >> What brand you get? So that Mountain. View best brand right there. Who's that? >> I like Mountain Valley. I love this. water. >> I haven't drank any of this. >> This is my favorite. >> You got what is that?

>> But actually, if you look at the rating. on it, it's not that high. But anyway, um. >> it is pretty good. >> Oh, we'll look at the rating. But. anyway, >> we did we looked it up. It's pretty. good. >> It's one of the highest. Oh, it's good. Right water then. Interesting. [laughter]. >> But uh Can we do two days of fasting? >> Yeah, we could. >> I don't think this is going to happen. I. think Doc and I will I think you'll give. up. >> I 100%. The sheer competitiveness in my. body will make me beat you. >> No, we'll just do 48. And. >> I'm going to go as far. I'll die. [laughter].

>> Just to beat you. I'll die. I'll just. die. >> I got to see this cuz I don't believe. >> dead friends. >> I don't believe him. He's born. >> What? >> I don't believe him. >> I don't believe him either. [laughter]. >> I don't believe you. Lying Willie. What? >> You don't think You don't think I'll do. it? >> No. >> No. >> That's insane. >> Yeah. I don't think you would do it. either. >> 48. >> I did 24 on my own. >> I'm not saying you can't. >> I can. I will. >> You do do 24 to tomorrow. >> Okay. I have to fast tomorrow morning. anyway.

>> Oh, you weaning them on. He said he. could just do it on the first attack. >> I can. When's your last meal? >> When was your last meal today? >> Uh, today. earlier at like time 11:30. >> 11:30? >> I haven't eaten since then. >> Do you believe them? >> You could call my [ __ ] family. I. mean, what do you Yeah. Okay. We get. together at 11:30 and then I haven't had. anything in my body. >> If that's the case, I had eggs and. spinach at 8 in the morning. I haven't. ate since then. >> Yeah. I I had a can of sardines in the. morning. >> Mhm.

>> But I already fasted yesterday. So, it's. like, should I do it again? >> Well, yeah. We doing the two This is the. second day. So, remember we was just. >> I could do it cuz tomorrow morning I. can't have it anymore. I have to go get. blood drawn and I can't be You can't. have. >> All right. So, don't eat until tomorrow. at 11:30. >> Okay. >> Tonight. Sure. >> What time you going to get blood drawn? >> 7:30. >> That's I don't trust him. I don't trust. you. I don't trust anybody in this room. We have to be in the same house for. >> Yeah, that's kind of Yeah, it's kind of. >> We'll get the nicest Airbnb in town. >> I don't want this. Uh. >> Yeah, me either. I'm going to set it up. >> I can tell you because if I go home. tonight, >> what's his Let me the two Give me Drink.

water. Give me two dates that he's not. traveling. Mhm. >> Okay. So that I can myself get the. nicest Airbnb in Studio City. >> Can we record it? >> Yeah, we'll record it. Right. And we're. going to do two days of fasting. >> Okay, >> I'm in. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So the two days. of fasting, are we going to go straight. No water and food, too? >> No, you No, no, no, NO, NO. WE GOT TO. get water. What do we know? Yeah, >> you have to have water. >> You have to have water without water. >> I know, but that's foolish. >> That's not That's foolish. That's dying. That's bad for you. That's what they. say. But people do it. >> Okay. >> Yeah, people do it,

>> right? And there's no side effects to. it. >> We don't need that. Water's good for. you. >> Water and I want my salt. >> Okay. >> And it's going to flush you out. It's. good. The water's good for you. >> It's going to be the two worst days of. our lives. >> cuz it's kind of hard after coming up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's torture. >> The bad. >> Yeah. The bad fast. We're going to. >> We'll do it. >> Yeah, we'll do it. >> Okay. >> And the fans want to join with us when. we do it. Join with us and we all going. to have that enlightenment together. >> Two days. Two. >> days. Going to be tough. >> Yeah, it's going to be tough. >> Can you do three? >> I don't think I can do three. >> Once we get to two, we might be able to. just go to three.

>> Now, here's the other stipulation. Are. we sleeping in the same room? [laughter]. >> No. >> We got to keep an eye on each other. I. don't know what you're up to. The way. that this guy orders food through his. phone, he's got a little secret. >> We'll be there. We're going to be the. guardian. >> You're a rat. >> You're not a guardian. You're a rat. Carlos is a rat, dude. >> I won't be eating either. I'll just be. fasting now. >> Carlos always fast. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> For years. >> I've seen Carlos not eat for a couple. days. Carlos also will him and I have. side hustles hustles [snorts].

>> and he'll do things for me that you. won't even be aware of. >> That's my point. That's why I don't. >> He can't be there. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz he'll get you stuff. >> Carlos, you you went without you went. fasting before. >> Yeah. Yeah. I've been having smoothies. and avocado toast for a year. >> That's not fasting. Playboy. What does. he say? >> Yeah. [laughter] Playboy. >> A long times without eating and then. >> he does it. I'll be honest. When we're. on the road, we'll go to a steakhouse. He'll just get a chicken Caesar salad. >> No chicken. He's not fasting. No. chicken. But then he also won't even. finish it. He'll get like he'll take. five bites and stop. >> But I had a quarter pounder before I.

came here, too. >> What are I want to talk about for. fasting outside of that that they have. But I'm I'm talking straight no food. >> Yeah. No food. Just water. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> The amount of McDonald's you've been. eating is alarming. >> Oh, it's a treat for myself before bad. So I don't like. >> But that's like three days a week. >> You have trauma responses to this place. >> What do you mean? >> Like you you you feel like when I walked. in the door, it was almost like you. reacted like it was a trauma response. Yeah, because you showed up so early. I've never seen that in my life. >> Yeah, we've never seen that. That was. wild. >> Do you get a happy meal? What? How does.

this [laughter]. >> What are you doing? >> No. So, I don't need the fries or drink. or the toy, obviously. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> You need the toy? >> Yeah. >> Wait, you got a double quarter pounder? >> No, I got a quarter pounder. Just one. >> No cheese. >> No, with cheese. And. >> no fries. >> No fries. And then four nuggets on the. side. >> The nuggets? >> Yeah. Like. >> Yeah. That's so. >> That's not even nuggets. >> Yeah, that's not chicken. There's no. chicken in there. I don't know. >> I don't care, man. I'm a human and I'm. >> That's why if Why don't you just do. Chick-fil-A? Those That's real chicken. >> It's about convenience off the freeway.

[snorts]. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, you like Chick-fil-A, don't you? >> Yeah, we love it. >> The spices. >> The spices, dude. >> When I been into the my first. Chick-fil-A sandwich, >> tell tell us the experience, >> man. I was like, >> "Yeah, detail it.". >> You It just was just like a mesmerizing. experience when I been into that [ __ ]. >> Well, let's go to the ordering process. >> I was like, >> "Hello. Um, next. Order it. >> The [ __ ] you. [laughter]. >> Okay. That was you said. [laughter]. My bad. My bad. My bad.

>> Jesus Christ, doc. >> My bad. It was. >> Yeah, it was that delicious. Yeah, I I. stay away from there now. >> I know you do because you tongue it. [laughter] and the chicken doesn't like. it. When's the last time When's the last. time you had f fast food? Last time I. had a fast food, I had uh In and Out. >> When? >> About two, three days ago. >> Oh, what the [ __ ] You can still do that. every once in a while. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I haven't. >> What do you get there? >> I just get the same number one every. time.

>> Double double. >> with extra tomatoes and uh no onions and. uh chilies on the side. Ario's. jalapenos. [laughter] Let's go. >> Wait a minute. Dude, you get extra. tomato. Yeah, >> that is a wild. >> No onion. Onion is key, >> man. >> Wait, but extra tomato so it just makes. it slloshier, sloppier. >> It's not sloppier. No, there you got. fresh. You got this ain't and. >> I don't mess with In and Out to the I. can't the the the single burger, the. number two. >> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] on myself every time. But if I get. one, I don't know what it is about the. number two. >> It's not enough uh ground beef on there. or something. Oh, >> okay. >> I do a 3x3. That's. >> You [ __ ] on yourself? >> Yeah. It's like it give me diarrhea. Oh, [laughter] what the [ __ ] Every time I'm. in the I'm just holding on the throne. like god dam [laughter] right. >> and no fries. >> Yeah, I get the fry. But they they in. and out make you mad with the fries. sometimes. >> You just got to ask for them extra. crispy. >> I hate that. That's the what I hate. >> You got to just ask for it.

>> He doesn't like extra crispy. >> Oh yeah. No, see I feel like they're. always undercooked at In-N-Out. That's. what everyone really always. I mean. that's like part of their thing. The. last couple times they've been crispy. and I've been getting mad as [ __ ]. >> Well, give me your order. come over to. the house. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's the the main one that make them. crispy if you want is the one right. there off of that I go to off of Van Ice. and uh [snorts]. >> over there been Sherman. >> Okay. Okay. >> You go to that one. >> We don't go to Sherman. >> No, we don't go. We're not allowed over. there. >> Bougie. [laughter]. >> All right. Send us off, Doc. Say say bye.

to them. >> Bye. And we'll see you in [ __ ]. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. [laughter]. >> A little a little rusty. >> Yeah, a little bit. [laughter] Okay. Hey, thank you for being a bad friend. Love you. >> Wait, do this one more time. Say it. again and I'm going to mouth it and make. me do it. Ready? 1 2 3. >> Thank you for being a bad friend.