Bobby’s 1st Year of Celibacy | Ep 161 | Bad Friends

we're back and guess who we're back with. the return of. Juicy Juicy I didn't know I don't know. what was it gonna say Jamie is that. juicy right Jesse her name is Jamie. because you're going yeah I go Jamie. okay Jamie yeah yeah all right so. Jamie's back he's here hey Jamie Jessie. yeah are you excited to get on the bus. and go on tour with us where are we. going first Bob what city Oklahoma. Oklahoma City city you better come out. and see us Kansas City what's uh is that.

the okay Corral okay Corral is that. where that is okay see at the okay. Corral where else are we gonna go we're. gonna go up to Kansas City Kansas. barbecue then we go to St Louis that's. where um the wire the Baltimore that's. Baltimore okay and then we go to. Indianapolis oh my God I love that then. we go to Detroit Michigan Motor City my. sister my sister's going to that show. your sister's gonna be at that show then. we go to Louisville well I'm gonna go to. Flint and drink the water okay it's. supposed to be pretty good I want the. water we go to Louisville where the.

horses are you want to go see the. horsies buddy they don't oh do you have. the miniature ones yeah for you I like. them they have ponies after Louisville. we go to Nashville Tennessee April 20th. 4 20. bring your pot bring your acoustic. a guitar in your cowboy boots and let's. Boot Scoot and boogie down right now. then we go to Atlanta Georgia we got two. shows Late Show got added first show. done late show in Atlanta added Atlanta. come on out then we go to Memphis. Norfolk Virginia we go to Durham come on.

North Carolina and Charlotte then we go. to San Antonio Texas one of my favorite. towns how many shows do we have in San. Antonio 52 2222 show two shows I mean. two shows in San Antonio we got Bayou. Music then Center Houston Texas and we. go to Value music center and then we. finish it up at the Pavilion in a. factory in Irving Texas which is. actually where at the Dallas it's at the. factory Toyota factory where we all. everybody gets a Toyota in Dallas if you. come out to the show yeah ayaris.

everybody gets a Yaris. we go to Spokane Washington Seattle. Washington Portland Phoenix Arizona. where Juicy's entire friends and family. are coming out and then we go to the. dingleberry of the United States Florida. Jacksonville St Petersburg Hollywood. Orlando let's go and we finish off a few. of these dates with two shows in. Riverside one in San Diego and then we. peel back off to the east coast. Montclair New Jersey Port Chester New.

York let me read one then we go to where. Philadelphia that's where the um the. AIDS movie is that's right I love that. Tom Hanks is going to be joining us on. stage in Philadelphia at the Met dude. out of all the AIDS movie that's my. favorite it's your favorite yeah then we. have two shows in Toronto where Drake is. going to be at one of the two shows. We're not gonna say which one yeah so. hopefully you'll pick the right one okay. and after that oh is the weekend coming. the weekend has nothing to do with. Toronto I don't even know what that is. Canadian he okay cool I heard he likes.

me he's going to be there Rochester New. York guys at the Kodiak Rochester. Northfield Ohio Homestead PA we're. bringing it home you guys let's party go. to badfriendspod.com come see us. badfriendspod.com. badfriendspod.com all right let's start. the show. [Music]. we're bad friends.

um I want to ask I want to ask Jesse. sorry for calling you Jamie earlier it's. all right I just had a my dad used to. date this lady named Jamie we hated her. oh really oh tell me I want to know all. about Jamie yeah she used to steal stuff. from us uh I remember she like went to. like hit my sister one day and my sister. was like 12 and she goes what are you. gonna do hit me and I was like I thought. it was the coolest thing I've ever did. she have freckles uh why I I needed I. need a description of my mind yeah but.

don't be discriminatory to people with. friends no if she says no it could be no. but you're taking a shot at me by doing. that okay does she look at a size Russ. that's again that's at me yeah I'm a. b-plus right now is she like five eight. she dead now oh she does so she's three. foot one she's six she's six feet down. yeah yeah hey why did she die no I don't. know much it was just like posted on. Facebook I found out a couple years ago. what a bummer that that's what death is. equated to now yeah Facebook but when.

you she died did you cry at all no I was. just did you smile so my dad's remarried. and I love myself and so and she's been. in we've been a family for so long this. is ancient history so I just kind of. forgot about this lady it was just awful. but but I think you told me one time I. think you told me one time that she died. Jamie died in a crazy funny way what was. it again. a a whoopee cushion accident I'm not. kidding well what happened she sat on it.

and it was like. it like blew up but it also made the. noise which is why I'm laughing because. oh she died so she got it it was like. and then she died you know what a. whoopee cushion would be even better if. you could put farts in it. people put air in it but if you can. actually put a fart in it it gives it. that double you know what I mean like. it's a fake fart but not it's real it's. real almost that's actually but not. having a out of a butthole yeah but we. should invent that here but how how what. do you mean how would you feel like.

where do farts come from. we gotta figure it out what is a fart. air it's gas it's gas it's a buildup of. gas check it out right I got it right. here. it's air or gas is it a gas it's a gas. if you put air unless you put um poo. think about it poo in a plastic bag and. then yes correct you could do that does. it turn into a gas that's right it would. right yeah somehow put that. no you yeah put that in there should I. call my engineering buddy. I don't know it's just an idea you need.

to you need to look up this video right. now there's a guy that they so sometimes. they can extricate gas from cows watch a. guy. release gas from a cow and then light. the the methane on fire so check this. out okay this this guy extricates like. gas from the cow. and and he lights it on fire look at. this. like a that's like a like a flamethrower. wow that's because all the gas coming. out of that cow. wow the flammable methane gas from Macau. is displaced uh what is it called Ebola. uh embolism I got it I got it you take.

the whoopee cushion you put it at the. end of that instead of lighting it on. fire you let because it's coming out. right but the but the flame is burning. off the methane yeah we take the flame. out you don't flight it that's how we. fill up Bush that's what I said I know. but we sell that we have to sell them. full but then how do you refill them you. and if you want to put regular air you. can use it after that but then it's. going to taste like fart oh you blow.

anyway yeah tastes like interesting. um yeah so anyway um by the way have you. ever had a valet fart in your car when. you go to pick your car back up yes what. do you mean I thought in your car well. that's probably true yeah yeah no but I. picked my card from the valet the other. night yeah and a hundred percent he. farted in my car yeah you can't you. can't prove it that's why what do you. mean. you weren't witness to the fart. if it could be anything I had dinner for. an hour and 25 minutes right a fart. cannot sit that long so I didn't do it.

what's a rat huh a rat a rat a mouse you. think I have animals in my car where are. these there could be a little mouse. underneath your seat he farted yeah so. the mouse farted. to check this out you're drunk one night. you get Taco Bell right never but yeah. okay okay hypothetical okay good right. half a bean burrito right Mouse [ __ ]. I've been down here for six months man. how did why did the mouse get into. myself.

bean burrito right he eats it right fart. and then he knows the valley is going in. blame it on this guy right well Raul. right right well he doesn't have to. blame anything because I don't know the. mouse is under there for six months okay. how did he get the Burrito dead mouse. you dropped it drunk one I dropped a. huge burrito you were drunk driving so. first of all I'm drinking and driving. and I just drop a whole Burrito on my. seat because when I used to get drunk I. used to wake up with like a um what do. you call it a sausage McMuffin with egg.

you wake up and you're like you have. something on your face yeah I mean like. a sandwich you fall asleep you fall. asleep like that one time in college we. did the thing where I cooked a pizza I. put in the oven and it caught on fire. because I left it and I fell asleep oh. almost burnt the apartment down my bad. boys. it didn't it didn't yes but it was burnt. to a crisp and it was stinky stinky and. smoky smoky that was my fault I bet you. are fans at home someone's falling. asleep and put a pizza in the oven I've. done that but I took it out but it was. already burnt anyway so I just woke up.

the next morning and there was a burnt. pizza in my bed did you eat it no but it. felt like a one night stand where I woke. up and I was like oh what did I what did. I do with you last night burnt pizza. have you ever made a homemade pizza I. tried it oh yeah no you go to what Vons. and they have that one thing it's like. um yeah what's it called it's like it's. already crusted well they're pizza dough. No not pizza dough it's another thing. that's already like the and then you. just put cheese and it's crust no it's. pizza crust that's already cooked yeah. right and that's what I meant and Frozen.

no not frozen where what do you mean I. can't even explain it it's like a dried. I know what you're talking about what. you do really it's in that clear bag. yeah yeah it's clear back yeah yeah and. it's like baked already it's already. baked so it is cooked like I just said. is that what you said we keep saying the. same thing. yeah right right now don't do that but. whenever I did that it just didn't taste. good night I've never done it with a. Riddick real dough oh I've done it with. real dough really is it worth it yeah. it's so worth it I have a bread maker.

oh not to brag but. rich now Tanya Papa over here yeah. little Tom Papa where do you get that my. grandma gave it to me oh it's one of. those it's hand-me-downs. he doesn't like stuff I don't like. hand-me-downs because you can go to Bed. Bath and Beyond and get a new one right. yeah like a high-tech one I Like Mine by. Dyson it tastes better when it's made. with love look at that oh wow it does it. does no my friend's mom my friend. Michelle's dad I mean mom my friend's.

dad. um had a brick brick uh Brick Pizza Oven. in their backyard brick oven pizza oven. and it was that's what they say it's. good it's so good and he would make us. pizzas I would sit there I'd eat pizzas. all night what do you do with about. sauce what do you mean what kind of. sauce yeah do you go like Prego no you. gotta get in the shop gotta get yourself. a can of smashed tomatoes and uh put it. in uh put it in an emulsify it you gotta. emulsify the smashed Tomatoes but. parsley you could put a little bit of uh.

all over the pizza yeah and you put your. toppings on you put mats you get fresh. mats then you put a little bit of Basil. you like basil put a little bit of Basil. yeah he drizzle some olive oil on there.

extra virgin you know what I'm used you. want them extra virgin and then you. slide it in there. was Sebastian Maniscalco that was very. good what's a movie that they cooked. Italian food and you were like I want to. eat that right now I have it in my mind. Casino Good Fellas veal parmigiano yeah. good Fellas when you're in prison when. he's slicing the [ __ ] garlic garlic. oh my god when I watch it I want to eat. that and also because his fingers are. his fingernails are oily I like that so. much you can see the Italian grease ball.

oil coming off of his hand yeah I'm a. grease ball sorry internet yeah don't. get mad at me I saw um what are you. juice are you Italian oh my stepmom was. Italian so I was like raised part. Italian but I think I've got German and. Welsh. a little bit. I'm like an eighth Jewish oh don't do. that I don't do that right don't do that. thing I am I'm probably the same Jewish.

as I am German so they cancel each other. out so I'd say I'm Welsh. I saw cocaine bear. did you yeah did you like I don't know. why made that yeah separation when you. said I saw cocaine I was like Bobby. do we need to have a talk cocaine bear. what happened how was it it's a true. story yeah it is a partially true story. that was my biggest beef with it that's. not the real it's not no yeah I was like. rehab no really because if he's addicted. you know what I mean he needs to go yeah.

but it was pretty good movie I thought. it was yeah is there any stars in it Ray. Liotta he's in it yeah oh no is that his. last movie so oh [ __ ] that's a that's. tough yeah but I was I was thinking like. what what's part two is it meth bear. that's fair yeah you know what we the. scariest bath salts bear oh my God I. hung out with that guy hold on look at. this poor little girl zoom in by the way. to this girl look at look at what her. parents did to her Brooklyn Prince.

[ __ ] these people. Brooklyn Prince also they spelled. Brooklyn wrong no she added the extra. and probably she did I want to be. different. [Laughter]. Brooklyn Prince she's 12 years old I. know she's I know I'm not making fun of. her I'm just saying how is it being back. in uh L.A I feel like I feel terrible. about it I hate it here no it's great. I'm so happy to be back I'm just teasing. I love it here especially when I get to. come back and see my little juicy.

did you make love a lot with your wife. first day. what is that first day nothing online no. it's fine first day she showed up we. were Porky Porky yeah yeah first day. Porky Porky second day porque Porky. Porky Porky third day no Porky see you. later all right I gotta you're done I. gotta go yeah well you need a day rest. you did one day rest yeah yeah God took. one right on the seventh day on the. third day I rested hey Porky Porky. because six six days.

we had a it was all it was actually it's. so fun when you when you have sex down. under because. um you come backwards yeah does God have. sex. no one ever thinks no one's ever asked. that question does God have sex yeah I. mean I imagine because he has he created. it all. he must be like you know I mean I tried. you know what I mean a more viable. question would be does Jesus jerk off oh. yeah because they made him a figure of a. man well and a human for me must have. tried it he probably did it so much.

that's why they nailed him at the wrist. [Laughter]. here's the joke that's what he couldn't. get down to him he's like let me down I. need to jerk off yeah you know Jesus. died with a boner you know he died with. an erection oh he died with a hard on. that was a knife. some people have autorotic asphyxiations. some people are sexualized um um yeah uh. what's that violence yeah and apparently. when they hung him up there he had an. erection he had a death erection Angel. lust rigor erectus rigor rectus that's. our new band or terminal erection is a.

postmortem erection technically uh a. priapism observed in the corpses of men. who have been executed particularly by. hanging right that's the thing but for. Jesus nailed to the cross he had an. erection he had a death erection wow. Angel lust dude that's what they say. well the only way you would know that is. somebody witnessed it when he was doing. it like some Roman probably can you. imagine well yeah because they're crazy. They're All Creeps the Romans were all. weirdos imagine ever they they put him. up there and then everyone's like all. right that's it for the night that's. enough of the viewing and then one guy. was like I'm gonna stick around. and then he lift open right he lift.

something open he goes. yeah no by the way Jesus was naked all. these depictions of them have him. covered he was they were nude when they. did public and he sort of that public. stuff you were nude there wasn't any. like decency 100 how do you know this. but because I was around. yeah how old how old are you I'll tell. you exactly how I know yeah in what. world would a Savage brutalization like. nailing someone to Wood and been putting. them up in public for other people to. see die slowly yeah would you have the.

decency to be like cover up his penis. you nailed him to Wood that's true you. literally hammered a man's body to Wood. why would you have the psychopathic. decency to go all right don't let his. nuts hang out come on we're not months. yeah we're all animals I wouldn't even. show up to that thing would you to what. the heck to the you see the flyer I'm. kidding he must have Flyers. what you don't got a lot going on that. day I know you went to the market you. got to have Netflix right there's.

nothing else to do that is Netflix right. right that's their Netflix and when they. hang them up they go. [Music]. [Laughter]. those days by the way were consumed with. like one task you imagine there was. nothing to do so I'm sure that was you. know like just like gossip that's where. gossip started they were bored and they. were like. you did hear they're gonna hang him. tomorrow and he's like oh I'm gonna. check it out there was probably one guy. that was late he's just oh you guys did. it. take him down.

whatever. he's like bro yeah oh my God he got a. pocket full of stones. do it again do it again I was gonna. throw these yeah yeah yeah I mean you. know they would go to public stuff like. that that the the idea also that like in. Gangs of New York I remember when they. had those like Town squares where they. had executions or like punishments and. stuff the the awful thing was even the. most like good-hearted people had to be. observant of it because the whole town. had to make sure it went according to. plan so then you had to have like not.

just ratty scumbags you had to have like. the lawyers and doctors and dignitaries. that would have to be there to make sure. that it didn't get uh abusive that they. were doing it by the book because it was. legal to do all that stuff back then wow. wow yeah so you had to have someone. there for like decency yeah otherwise. it'd be run by tyrants it would be like. you know if you like Carlos. you know run this show. [Laughter]. the glory holes all over this by the way. is there a glory hole behind that sign. because I moved it the other day and it.

looks like there is. somebody taught my good buddy Corey said. to me who's a fan of the show who I love. my boy Corey and he says he goes man. Carlos and that [ __ ] stuff that's. interesting to admit. I know that is but you know what respect. for you respect to you for admitting. because you know hey you did it no big. deal yeah and it's and it's fine I'm. owning it it's funny you have to own. that kind of stuff no has that since. it's out there right is it [ __ ] up.

your game or no. no actually actually I had a girl be. like I saw that glory hole video and I. was like oh my God and she laughed and I. was like oh gosh so she's cool she's. cool she's down yeah yeah she's so wait. do you think what if okay what if you. meet a girl okay beautiful girl you're. like in love with this girl and she's. like I kind of want to take you to glory. holes and I want to watch you get. gloryholed and you're like okay and. she's like I know but it's Gotta Be. It's gotta be in West Hollywood. yeah it's got to be by men but I want to.

watch you and it turns me on and makes. me love you more are you going. I don't think he is it's a good question. I think he is I mean I'm thinking about. it obviously what if he got mentally or. prepared to do it and then they got. there and it was just a mini golf place. called [ __ ]. [Laughter]. wow yeah do you think you'd be able to. get erect. um no on the other ones I was able to.

you were yeah because because the. element of of naughtiness turned you on. yeah we're like I'm not supposed to be. in this glory hole but this is kind of. hot yes that's why I went anyway for the. element of naughtiness or danger or. whatever right yeah. so you get it aroused by the danger is. that what you're saying yeah well. because he's a drug addict that's what. it is yeah I'm like dopamine thing would. you say fancy he's from Mexico. oh you need some Mexican food oh yeah. yeah dude that border wall is filled.

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there's probably tunnels there too right. 100 they've already found a bunch of. them yeah in Texas for years they've. been doing this yeah but what kind of. tunnel are they nice yes. because you've seen turtles in movies. that you know and you know is there. lights. there's got to be there's gonna be. string up lights at the bottom of it. have you ever seen when they do the. night Crossings yeah when they go across. like the river at night it's like a full. coordinated effort they have like it. planned out they have break stations.

where they hide water and stuff my. tunnel dude would be so dope you would. have the dopest tunnel cement I'd do a. cement thing be a little Korean barbecue. half way through yeah yeah right you get. hot pot halfway through right and then I. would probably have drawings on the side. yeah I mean little etchings no just. people jumping over fences or. intermitting like just fun stuff Freedom. right El Chapo that was El Chapo's. beautiful that's what I'm talking about. right there oh here oh yeah whoa. whoa so cool.

El Chapo dude so oh look at that it's a. motorcycle attached to a push cart like. a train push car wow that's really cool. it looks like those carts from the. cartoons where they go like this on one. side where they pump and pump to the. other side have you guys ever seen the. videos of the guys I mean we might have. talked about on the show but I watch it. every once in a while it pops back up on. my feed of people caving going um into. these little like tiny crevices of caves. have we talked about that on the show. well I've seen movies like that oh. brother this one this is so scary yeah. that gets my heart going oh it gets me.

there's people that go like tiny cave. people caving in Chinese I can't watch. it it's [ __ ] it because yeah. look at this guy he's climbing through. this little tiny cave. entering a cave no it gets so there's. there's a there's a father and son oh my. God who do it and they go to the ones. that are like the most challenging. like this is nothing you see how wide. that is that one was nothing there's one. where he barely fits through. go go more into it go more down the line. where you can see how small it gets.

it creeps me out so much but I watch it. when look at that look at that this this. one's big he's at a break point. I watch it when I'm on the toilet and. I'm constipated because I'm like if this. guy can get in there. you guys are going to be able to get. through. wouldn't you. look panicked yeah I would be uh look at. you I had a joke but I can't say it. because you're gonna be mad say it no I. don't want to do it say it yeah we have. the power to edit oh you do yeah yeah I. thought he was crawling for your mom's. vagina.

that's funny no it's very funny because. that's what happened to me but anyway um. uh can you Google can you can you Google. real fast yeah um uh squirrel suit. flying cave squirrel scoot squirrel suit. cave flying because I want to show you a. video. of somebody going through your mom's. [ __ ] real fast. yeah.

here we go. I go there that's him yeah so this is a. guy jumping into your mom's vagina here. he is here he goes there we go he's. about to do it if Carlos could only help. me with this joke. there it is it's right to your mom's. vagina there it is oh cause it's yellow. yeah and then oh and it was last and it. was last seen in 2013. yeah I don't know. why people do that but um I gotta tell. you something when they die though I. don't feel bad well because they're in. stuck in a cave yeah yeah but also you. know how much money it probably costs to.

get them out of the cave they have to. give paramedics to go get all this stuff. to get them out that's probably costing. the city millions of dollars that's tax. money tax money that's tax money spoken. like a true Spanish Republican what. about that movie that James Franco did. and he got his arm stuck in a cliff what. was that 125 hours 127 Hours right yeah. even more two hours. I had some bearing and sickness he lost. his arm right one arm right yeah yeah. Big D by the way big deal lose both arms. and then run run cut it off with a knife.

this big like a Swiss army knife right. oh he cut it off the real guy did oh my. God that's amazing now there he is yeah. wow. he couldn't have waited a couple more. hours apparently not 132 hours baby yeah. was he getting what's that his arm fake. armor oh my God. well that's incredible dude and there he. is stuff that was such a that was such a. lazy Halloween costume that year how. many guys were just like I don't know. just pretend to cut my arm off like the. 127 Hours Guy what's the worst Halloween.

costume you've ever done juice. um I was a tourist once I regret that so. cheap yeah I would like to take pictures. of people. it's like offensive and I like that she. acted Asian she actually remember to you. don't ask me what is it I can't tell you. come on I'll get it oh I know come on. what black face not really no no no no. whoa no no no no did you ever do. blackface I didn't put I wore a wig what.

was the character who was Michael. Jackson Well he kind of was white yeah. yeah so that's what I'm saying I'm like. I think a Duke and Michael Jackson so I. did Michael Jackson but I remember. getting the black right right because. you could do it at school we're in. middle school and you can dress up for. that day yeah it's Middle School it's. Middle School 40 years ago yeah as a kid. I'm like I put one on and I went nah and. I put the soap I took the black off and. I just put the wig in the glove but it's. not because you were conscious of what. blackface was going to mean in the. future you just didn't like the way it.

looks. no you didn't know I'm like no this is. wrong now when you're a kid you don't. know any better yeah that's there's no. way you know any better yeah in a bit of. kid on a thigh what as a Michael Jackson. I bit a little boy on the thigh. to play the park why can't I say that. why can't I say that you can yeah of. course you can yeah yeah why did you did. he not do that do you remember the name. of the kid that you bit that was a joke. man I didn't do that I know and then you. make it up right what are you new to the. show with a chimpanzee.

it was bubbles okay bubbles yeah yeah. remember when he hung his kid over the. railing blanket insane which kid was it. blanket oh it was Blanket yeah the kid's. name was Blanket are you kidding me. kid's name was Patrick kid's name is. blanket. wow he hung his blanket out the porch. you know what Brooklyn Prince I take it. back Brooklyn Prince your name is fine. Blanket Jackson although Blanket Jackson. sounds like a superhero yeah like a 70s. you know like.

I found a blanket Jackson you know you. guys said when I started this if you get. me to 100 000 followers we're all. getting tattoos and you got there I'm. pretty close. 99.1 oh my God look at that wow watch. this watch us juicy watch us how many. followers away is that from a hundred. thousand. what are you talking to. is it less. a hundred more. why you why are you putting me on the. spot because I knew it would be it's not.

because you're you're basically going oh. he's a broken Asian he doesn't know. numbers you're like a discount yeah yeah. I'm a discount you're the 99 Cent Store. ratio yeah yeah and that's why I'm not. good at numbers I know buddy I'm good at. like history. [Laughter]. I don't know anything you're good at. present was it present you're good in. the present I'm with the president I. know what's going on in the present. moment right now yeah who's the. president me Joe Biden that's right you. Joe. imagine if Joe Biden took off his mask. and he was you just a little Korean guy.

yeah. I have something to reveal yeah oh. that's why it keeps falling down because. he's on still yeah you can't see it. can't see through the top of that mass. remember when Joe Biden [ __ ] fell off. he was go getting onto the plane He. Slipped yeah and people saw them it was. Jim Carrey. yeah like a bunch of like Trump. supporters that's Jim Carrey man. remember when Joe Biden talked out of. his butthole when he got on that plane. and everybody thought it was joking.

he made it though he made it his entire. term. knock on knock on wood I'll be I don't. want him to run again I don't think he's. going to okay good I don't think he's. going physically he can't. yeah so how was the jeselnet tour good. oh wait a minute we should be we should. ask that a little bit angrier how was. the Jesuit yeah yeah betrayal betrayed. you have fun on that tour without us it. was one weekend. you were filming a whole movie.

I can't have any fun your arms your arms. I am yours for the next three months. no forever. contract yeah. he's a great guy we love him he's a fun. it was fun good I'm doing half hours so. I feel like I'm getting sharp in every. show there were bad friends there which. was really cool oh that's [ __ ]. awesome we love him so much he's so. [ __ ] funny that guy man yeah he's. probably one of the best joke riders in. town.

yeah you said that I was I couldn't. think of a better person to go out with. that I'd like respect as a comic enjoy. as a human like all the above Sacramento. punchline which I loved it there yeah. it's a smaller Club but I'm going back. you sent me a picture of Mine. played Sacramento punchline it was so he. he was telling me like with his hour. he's gonna like put in the most work and.

do those clubs before doing the theater. I think that's so smart he was telling. me that last time too I love that idea. yeah you went in a second I put up my uh. my poster back then from Sac yeah and I. said Andrew was in the that was the club. that I made love to the 60 year old. woman a waitress no she was a can I say. oh yeah yeah that was the club where the. the grandma came up to me and goes I. think you're so funny young man you made. love to a 60 year old woman no I just. sucked on her titties oh that's sweet. yeah in her in a car and then she had uh. the toys from.

um her grandkids and had to readjust my. you know adjust my body in a second seat. and the rest was very beautiful her. brother large breath uh not nipples uh. large freckles maybe they're lesions I. don't know what they are but like. what I'm curious about is after you had. boob play Nothing Else and then I called. her at like one in the morning I go come. over and she's like I'm just I'm tired. yeah I mean because you know you don't. they get up at like four you don't put. that in your mind because it was my.

first you know I mean old lady hookup. right right so you don't know you know. what I mean so they have different. schedules well she drinks her Metamucil. at like five she's in bed by seven you. know after she watches her programs yeah. but you know yeah I liked her you know. you remember her name no Sacramento. shout out whoever you are in Sacramento. please ma'am find us reach out to us. Bobby still is in love with you and he's. single now so let me tell you something. he's ready to suck on those 80 year olds. yeah it's so funny because it's like you. know.

she was probably only 45. and you were. like 20 something yeah yeah well yeah. that's right in your mind they always. it's always so much anything over 40 to. when you're in your 20s you go that's. pretty old well I was at what I went to. my buddy's uh birthday party or wherever. at Universe at Boulder in uh Colorado. and I went there for his birthday and I. hooked up with the chick I like ditched. them to go hook up with this girl that I. met who had her own apartment and we. were like 20 years old and I thought I. was like what is this [ __ ] 50. she had.

her own apartment that was insane yeah. everyone I knew lived with like 40 other. people yeah so to have someone that that. I I don't know how old she was she was. significantly older than me but I was. like in my mind I was like. this [ __ ] has got to be a lawyer she. has her own apartment is she a. millionaire like I was blown away and I. left my glasses over there and I had to. go back and get my glasses my sunglasses. and uh she didn't look the same as she. did before wow why it was tough what do. you mean my boys were making fun of me.

foreign. yeah she was pretty she was pretty yeah. she looked different. he went away though. in like her face like Dark Crystal it's. almost like it's almost like she wiped. off her makeup and it was just like oh. wow yeah yeah she did that trick by the. way and that's the whole you want to. talk about uh [ __ ] throwing us a. curveball I see these girls on Tick Tock. and on Instagram and like they show you. their makeup tutorials and they do like.

a 40 minute makeup like you're a. different person now you're not even the. same [ __ ] person that should be. illegal they change shape have you ever. seen these Tick Tock ones where they go. like um I don't even know what the like. the hashtag is but it's basically like. transformation yeah you see you see a. before picture of a Joey Diaz. a woman that looks right and then she. looks like Kim Kardashian it's. unbelievable it's unbelievable but they. but they posted on purpose they do they. say like catfish bait transformation. because they know yeah and it's insane.

these women look nothing alike that they. also do the whole body what. I mean if you do the face through the. whole body why not look at that. catfishing makeup transformation yeah. it's [ __ ] nuts it's nuts look at that. girl but she was hot though she was cute. I'm not saying I'm just okay yeah she's. cute. that's a guy no I'm not I don't think so. I think she's pretty that's a guy that's. a guy that wasn't a guy that's 100 a guy. back it up that's 100 a guy let me look.

oh it is a guy. yeah it is a guy. you're right that's okay. you can't read it it doesn't say that. it's a guy. look at that I don't think that's a guy. Carlos that's your glory hole Yeah Yeah. 100 keep going. turn off the tunes turn off the tunes. though we came running again what are. you getting angry. oh wow well she just that's not that's. that's not that's not what I'm talking. about oh that's not she's trying to make. herself look bad yeah that's not what.

I'm talking about yeah let's see. let's see let's see. it's too much of this way too much of a. setup yeah yeah. what is this an Andrew Santino joke too. much set up here just get to the punch. line pal. no oh nice whatever that's beautiful. made fun of myself there thanks guys. yeah. it was actually pretty good yeah I could. have put that on somebody else but I. didn't I put it on me. okay no get to just scroll to someone. that you see Carlos can I ask you. something Andrew can I ask you something. look at this one uh that is that one.

good no she's actually she's very pretty. that's [ __ ] could I do one and look. like Randall Park. I wish you don't think that I could do a. tutorial and look like how is that not. you is that not you. yeah yeah okay. that's you that's me that's 100 you're. right you're right by the way for the. record the amount of [ __ ] people in. Australia the amount of people in. Australia they're Asian that yelled at. well first of all they're all there's so. many Asian because where it is the. amount of people that yelled at me in.

the street. yelled and I have proof of people that. were with me that just go yo. Imam they love that trip. so we have a viral thing on the internet. you and I are a viral thing we do I. cross my eyes. from when I did it really dude people. lose their [ __ ] mind and they do it. they yell it in the street at me. Mom they all yell to me in the streets.

that's my newest fan fan base thing yeah. it's yeah people going and they love it. and they're all their friends you know. what I'm known as what people welcome to. me hey man Down Syndrome guy Down. Syndrome guy yeah yeah you are I'm not. oh. yeah if say Down Syndrome guy and no one. knows what they're thinking people think. I have Down syndrome no but like okay if. somebody goes who are your closest. friends in comedy over the years and I. name a bunch of people yeah and if I get. to you and they're like uh and they. don't know you which is rare but if they.

said who and I go Bobby Lee yeah the. Asian Down Syndrome guy and they go oh. yeah yeah yeah yeah. really then they know right away yeah. Carlos we've had this conversation a fan. came up to came up to Carlos crazily. enough yeah this girl was like I love. Carlos I think you're so funny I've seen. you on um the trash show or whatever and. then Carl's like oh thanks introduce me. and she's like oh hey what's up are you. a comedian I said yeah and she's like oh. I'm really big like I love Comics who. are you like who's your crew and I was. like uh I don't know and then I'm just.

name myself a show with Bobby Lee and. she goes I don't know who that is I'm. like you don't know who you do not know. any Comics choose well who is he I go. Asian comic Down syndrome and she goes. exactly oh Bobby reach right away she. almost like right away oh that hurts. well it burns that's what's going on in. the streets yeah yeah that's fine. oh yeah are you serious yeah say that. again slower why because I want to soak. it in I'm doing one year celibacy one. year when did you start. the last time I got laid when was the.

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yeah but when we go on tour though can I. just ask a question. when we go on tour what if there's like. a man right handsome man I'm gonna. describe them he's got like Michael. Shannon eyes and this that one of them's. always looking out for you and the other. one's looking out for someone else right. he's got um a luscious goatee right a. couple of tattoos on the neck what do. they say. like a pita bread or are you saying Peta.

the the Organization for Animals. [Laughter]. yeah he loves bread that is two totally. different guys yeah yeah Peta for people. have still treatment of animals and the. peanut loves pita bread guys and the. next tattoo is Euro oh he loves Gyros. and pizzas and pitas yeah but what do I. sing Euro huh what am I saying when I. say Euro the meat yeah not that not the. money oh so he's got Euro. oh the money yeah yeah but not the money. it's the meat so the meat Pita right so.

they can make a sandwich oh shoot does. he have a little sandwich right yeah. yeah does your tzatziki sauce right down. here right right so there's that that. right yoked. he's jacked skinny right skinny yeah. yeah and he's also check this out he's. um Bitcoin Okay Google Google this. Bitcoin bro who's skinny jacked with. neck tattoos right here he is that's the. guy we're talking about this is the guy. right here isn't that that looks like. that's Israel. yeah that's him do you like guys like.

that no that guy. maybe five years ago. this guy I I think I really have to get. know someone's personality I I cannot be. on dating apps at the whole like just. like judging them like obviously that. plays a factor but I'm I a lot of what. I'm attracted to and people are their. personalities. um. [Laughter].

like a connection with somebody like do. you like wacky guys like what's up how. you doing. [Laughter]. I'm here. that kind of personality. like yeah ten percent for sure hey. what's up smooth guy smooth guy 60 that. yeah ten percent wacky what's the. biggest red flags give this is a big. thing building like a red flag Sims. character right what's a red flag what's.

your red flags oh how about this we'll. play a game I'll give you a thing that. they do right and see if that's a red. flag for you okay you want to do that. yeah right. eat their boogers. they're boogers. why though but what if they're mango. boogers yeah yeah and they were. extracted that wasn't a joke by the way. huh it's just a joke sure yeah I Vape. through my nose and eat the boogers. that's insane oh. yeah it says mango booger friends. just wondering about this yeah so.

um okay how about this yeah um I'm a. millionaire but I got my money you know. through you know my Grandpa died what do. you think red flag or no not yet cool. great yeah yeah how about this one. uh I'm a millionaire and I acquired most. of my money through unethical business. practices that I could go to jail for at. any given point red flag of course okay. no I don't know you know she could be. into guys that go to prison yeah.

um so. I have two testicles missing. I have two testicles sorry to laugh so. hard though but I have you know what I. mean plastic testicles oh right and they. look good because I went to Tokyo to get. them. right do they have good ones yeah they. have great ones oh yeah yeah okay and so. but we can't have kids right but you. know my brother thank God my brother he. let me the sperm to go inside my fake. test testicles so we could have a baby.

it's my brother but you know it's coming. out of my anyway red flag can I kick you. in the nuts yeah I don't feel the thing. that sounds pretty fun all right. that's good that's good I'm glad your. priorities I just wanted me to kick you. in the nuts give her another one funny. in public we can just stage things how. about this hey uh I'm I'm an okay. looking guy but at any given point my my. teeth can just fall out of my head they. just start falling out and I have to. pick them up and put them back in it.

happens to me all day long is this a red. flag. it's probably is a red flag you wouldn't. really I would like date him if his. personality was like really cool. what if he has Tourette's red flag I. could never bring him to any thing I do. okay yeah all right a guy says right you. know what I mean I'm a good dude where. are you guys finding these guys when I. was 22 2 years old I was a school bus.

driver. and dude you said that that's so Asian. I was school bus drivers dude what it's. like the old it's like the old you comes. back into play a high school bus. right and uh amazing I was in an. accident right how you doing it again. it's gonna do it okay [ __ ] it right I'll. do a light [ __ ] Asian right do a live. yeah we'll do it live right and um. accident uh Ed all the kids died I'm not. blame I'm not playing okay but I drunk.

oh no oh no that's a good one red flag. that was 20 years ago long time ago he's. paid his pen he got out of prison but he. killed like 38 kids. let's order dinner first. yeah do you have to see if you're gonna. pay yeah but like you don't care for. like a guy like us hey we'll go to. Ruth's Chris I mean you don't need. anything fancy I forgot whatever guy. says on your first date Red Lobster can. we go to what if a guy says can we go on.

the first date to like Chili's or TGI. Fridays or like a chain restaurant. that's fine it's fine yeah what if he. says can we go to fast food what if he. said can we do Wendy's because I don't. have a lot of money right now. or Burger King. I mean I. the idea of dating is so weird to me I. didn't even fathom it but if I was like. if I met somebody I really liked then. he's like let's go to Burger King I'd be. like all right. so [ __ ] a nice person what would you. say if a girl was like can you take me. to Burger King. I go do we still smash oh yeah yeah oh.

yeah yeah yeah. as a guy you go. stuff right she goes I want I want a. Whopper in me before you put your junior. Whopper. you know you you go I had to take this. girl to a fancy arrest you just assume. that yeah right so you know I've been. taking girls to Damien best deal why are. you doing that yeah I just think that. like you don't have what they want no. it's not what they want I know that I I. I know I spent thousands of dollars. knowing that I found that out but I.

think yeah I found that out but you also. like to eat at those places yeah but. he'd rather go alone and not pay for two. people yeah and you're paying for are. they having like wine or drinks I mean I. had one that's because they make you mad. go ahead so I went on a date with this. girl and um took to a nice place and. then a week later let's hang out again. and when I picked her up she had her. friend right she had her friend and she. goes um what nice place are we going to. and I had already made a reservation. and during dinner I realized you know I.

mean they're poor girls yeah they're. playing you they're playing me and it. really hurt might hurt me that's [ __ ]. up did you you ate the meal though. didn't you took them out didn't you I. did yeah you're too nice that's you're a. nice guy that sucked I've taken them out. every night since then. no it broke my eyes it's like and then. when I dropped him off I knew I would. never see them again you know what would. be awesome though if you would have ate. your mail then be like I'm gonna go to. the bathroom and then you just left them. there yeah that's Revenge they [ __ ] you. out of it they like basically. manipulated you into me or you pay for. your half yeah.

and then the waiter goes hey so he paid. for his half but. yeah you guys have to pay for your phone. no I'm not mean. but just do it no but it's me I'm the. sucker it's me I'm the sucker it's mean. of her to bring her friend yeah I didn't. know that you know no that's [ __ ] me. yeah that's me what okay give us let's. be honest no jokes what's real red flags. that guys do for you what's actually red. flags like what's your ick what's the. ick that guy's doing you're like [ __ ]. that's gross I hate when you guys are. that. well like really I don't know if this is. one but like it doesn't have a car it.

would be really hard for me that's a red. flag no car red flag really yeah because. like. I know dudes that are rich and don't. have a car yeah okay but that's in New. York yeah but also. the guy in La she's referring to that. doesn't have a car it's not rich right. what if he owns a house. owned a house and doesn't have a car. yeah what the [ __ ] this guy's upside. down the motor skills. carpal tunnel oh that's different what. is wrong yeah is that what your hands.

yeah yeah I have carpal tunnel and I. have spinal Biven up beneath the knees. do they have that it doesn't mean. anything I've seen I've seen a guy that. drives with his mouth oh I've seen that. there's a guy who like hits the thing. yeah I've seen that okay so that's not. no no no no I feel dry that's right so. no car red flag what else. um. what if he said something like the best. movie ever made is Fast and the Furious. part four well five really but yeah yeah. I understand like any other fast food. like the greatest better than best.

cinematic film ever made ever made I'd. hear him out. why do you have to it's more like uh. like if something is mean to people you. know or like littering lettering. Native American. they hate it she has one eighth oh. that's right yeah. uh wait a minute uh littering and what. was the other one you just said. um if somebody's like mean to other. people that I really don't like rude.

yeah like rude what if a guy spits a lot. outside you gotta like I don't really. like this he doesn't like spitting no. spitters no spitters what about gleekers. no I don't like it you know what he. can't you can't help but every time he. opens another little squirt comes out. controlling that's fine or what are your. red flags this is a better one what are. your red flags things that I do bad yeah. yeah this is a trend on the internet now. they ask people okay those are the Red. Flags because everyone has these high.

standards of people that are around them. what about you what do you think I want. to play I want to play you will do one. second baby no. um like I'm pretty selfish with my time. okay I'm like very like career oriented. so that always comes first okay what. else. um. I. uh you're perfect in any other way I'm. pretty much ready I'm narcissistic. wow wow I'm trying to think of like uh. things like I wouldn't like that.

um well what is any other X you've oh. here's one that's I'm a really. particular about time like if you're. like 10 minutes late I'm like really. upset about it you you overreact to to. Really overreact to it okay in what way. so like I think I have like control. issues maybe I know right right yeah. because we only see this aspect because. in a way in a way we're your boss do you. feel that yeah I feel like I'm giving. you like yeah you're giving us our best. you know the best Jesse my weakness I. want to see the on the road I want to.

see the other side you're gonna yeah I. wanna you know I want to see random. queefs. [Laughter]. just a random one you know what I mean. right I want to see stuff you know what. I mean and go you want you want to be. grossed out by her not grossed out I. just want to see some of your Character. defects okay what are yours what are. your red flags 12 hours of video games. huge red flags right I mean it's massive. no movement yeah you mean a lack of. exercise no movement yeah that's what I.

meant yeah yeah yeah just. um I I do things oh uh the way I clean. the cat litters wrong you know what I do. no I just put more litter on yeah that's. not good and then I pile it to the point. where there's a mound and now the cats. are like. they're freaking the [ __ ] out they slip. they don't like it you make them play. King of the Hill of [ __ ] yeah yeah they. have to get up a hill of poop yeah and.

then what I do is this instead of. clearing it up I'll go buy more Cat. boxes so there's like 15 of them right. and they're all mounds and they'll get a. new one put the thing in and then so. yeah what else is that a red flag. massive it is yeah for some people you. know that's why I'm taking a year off. celibacy you're taking your Wits of. celibacy because I just need to find my. way. you want to get rid of some of these red. flags you know what I mean and I used to. do yoga yeah yeah and I need to do it.

again I'm gonna do it I'm gonna yoga I'm. gonna get a haircut. and I'm gonna get abs. do we want to make a monetary bet on. this oh yeah that you won't get abs what. do you mean by ABS. abdominal muscles that show with. definition four pack. okay I'll give you a two pack he's not. getting two four that's insane. one Puck Tupac. oh one muscle I want to show any.

definition you're not showing [ __ ] oh. I'm gonna okay yeah so what what's my. thousand dollars what's up my timeline. you tell me your timeline a year. yeah all right so what's the date now. that's plenty of time I know yeah I'm. gonna do it in three weeks watch I'm. gonna do it in three weeks we're on the. road for a month okay after and then. another month yo after the the tour and. then you're going on vacation yeah I'm. gonna take a break. the break. after the break by that time you'll have.

three months left and then the video. game championships come up oh yeah I. gotta do that. you don't realize this though this is. what people don't realize right. when I was um 37 years old I got a. trainer right and for a year I lost 20. pounds and I was kind of ripped okay and. then when I got in a relationship I. started yeah yeah and I think I'm gonna. do it again you're gonna do it again I. think I I I'm 51 so I go you know I have. one last shot at 52 this year yeah I.

have one last shot well let's get you a. trainer I'm down yeah should we have a. fun Should we hire a trainer to get with. us on the bus on the road to make us do. bus workouts we've spent enough money. it's been actually ever learned it's. pretty insane yeah be our trainer please. you want me to train you guys can I ask. you one last thing about you too I just. and don't make don't be offended okay. what I'm not gonna say okay well. whenever somebody says don't be offended. I know now I'm embracing brace yourself. no I'm just casually talking okay as a. friend you're right that's your boss. you're right maybe a little tan oh my.

God yeah what do you think well I used. to want her to get tan look let's see. what happens wait why do you care if. she's tan look at how [ __ ] white I am. I know I don't think you can. I don't think you can get a tan I can I. can get sun kissed it's been raining. non-stop you're right in the summer it's. not my fault no I'm not you're perfect. if I was a little more tan. you just have a vampire vampire like. vampire.

you're one to talk will you go to the. tanning bed with me where can we just. during my vacation I'm being real when I. go on my vacation I'm gonna do a month. in Tulum okay are you gonna come well. let's not tell people where we're gonna. [ __ ] we're not going to too long that's. right yeah yeah we're gonna go somewhere. else we'll go to Fiji somewhere but. we're ruining all the all these spots I. want to go to a place where I can drink. pineapple juice and lay down do my ab. work. yeah I'll do my ab work you know it's so.

funny you're smiling you don't think I'm. gonna do it everyone's smiling and you. don't think I'm gonna [ __ ] it why are. you smiling that's [ __ ] rude dude. dude [ __ ] you man dude dude what show. your stomach right now on camera. just so we can see it. okay it's actually not as big but stop. sucking it in now put it out. [Laughter].

holding on for dear life that was tough. okay we're gonna document it yeah I want. to do it because um I want to live for a. long time I want you to live forever. yeah I want to live for you guys know. you guys are known to live a long time. aren't you it was you guys you people in. Okinawa they do. what's so funny okay what's the uh. what's it what is that in South Korea 83. years is that good wait we've got to be. almost the same in the United States.

Japan more Japan 84. yeah you better. believe it 83 years who's the low that's. average right longest life expectancy. who is it longest life expectancy let's. guess real fast uh I I you know I say. Sweden I was just gonna guess that it's. gonna be a Nordic country no no Greece. turkey something like that no. Mediterranean no. what is it Japan and Singapore yeah that. kind of makes me sad 85 years but the. reason why in Japan you know why right. why in Japan yeah because they blur the. blur the porn they don't get you know.

why why do Japanese live so long. especially in I only know in Okinawa is. because they have communal living. so they live in villages right so if a. baby you know I mean a kid is lost the. whole you know the whole neighborhood. takes you know it's a whole neighborhood. they take care of each other right it's. also a lot of fishing yeah so it says. low rate of obesity low consumption of. red meat High consumption efficient. plants yeah soybeans and tea but Soy is.

not great for you. particularly as a man soy is not good. for you because it has a lot of um. estrogen but Soy processed or just soy. in general well soy process that's what. we eat here in the states yeah just get. the bean but you know just the bean yeah. that's not what people do that's the way. I do Japan's Okinawan Island nicknamed. the island of longevity locals refused. to die residents suffer from low levels. of heart disease cancer dementia and. okinawan's robust social life and strong. sense of ikagi a unique purpose in life. often keeps them alive and healthy past. the age of 100.

it means uh when you have something to. do this is why I think like they have. the best denim. Japanese denim is the best no Okinawa. it's Okinawan yeah Okinawan denim yeah. because I go to self Edge and that they. get all the Okinawa denim is the best. place if you're ever in San Francisco. New York or La the best place to get. denim is self-edge but it's so it's so. like it's cool strong you got to wear it. in look at these. yeah yeah how long did it take you 36. years.

yeah they do look dope I get it yeah are. those sauconys I didn't know you like. soccer I like second he's alive yeah. those are really nice when we were kids. we used to say sakani. um okay so on the road we're gonna. document some of this I'm gonna bring. stuff to work out because I want to work. out on the road because you know I like. working out and you know who we're gonna. have documented we have somebody Macon. Macon come in here in the chair there he. is this is my boy right there this is. this is our new little. filthy dirty repulsive skank yeah yeah.

he's a little skank [ __ ] [ __ ] look at. him a little can I say something about. this guy I remember when we met at the. store. and you gotta put the mic in your mouth. Rudy yeah it's like the old days and put. it near there where did you guys meet. again. okay and. um usually when people come out to me. right at The Comedy Store I'm a little. defensive I'm nice yeah right but there. was something about this guy I'm like. what do you think it was he's got that. 70s he was confident drug dealer Vibe he. was confident and he talked I think you.

opened up with movies yeah in film. what'd you open up with. um because we had actually talked once. before then and. you told me about uh Let the Right One. In Let the Right One In so then that's. how you opened yeah so we started. talking about that and then and then we. started talking about dermer. my girlfriend our good boy one of the. greatest of all time yeah because uh. before I when I was still in college. like in 2020 during the pandemic I was.

back in Minnesota and I heard Durham run. an episode of tigerbelly and he gone to. the same college that I did Columbia. Chicago so then you know y'all were. talking about how just like approachable. he was so then I reached out to dermer. and then he like you know put me on when. I got out here and then yeah eventually. through that you know we're all full. circle because I fell face first into. luck it's incredible he's a lifesaver. yeah people are like that well you know. what it is also helps I don't think it's. it's not a coincidence he's a handsome. looking kid he's got ice blue eyes look.

at ice ice is what I call them that's. quirky eye size yeah you know Corky from. Facts life remember Corky oh yeah I got. a Down syndrome yeah that's him of. course the eye size oh yeah his name on. my phone is porky eye size yeah also. when you have a kid that has Down. syndrome don't name him Corky. it just doesn't sound right why give him. a strong name. what's wrong with Corky what's better. yeah what what's better what do you. associate Jackson OH Jackson yeah yeah I. like that yeah yeah anyway mccomb's. gonna come with us are you in a. relationship no wow single ready so you.

and this guy's gonna tear it up Carlos. right don't even bring any by my way I'm. in celibacy. did you hear that yeah it's all yours. guys and by the way it's all you want to. see him flirting with someone that he. kind of started no like uh [ __ ] block. him real bad yeah we'll shut that down. you'll see you're gonna see a completely. different human being there's a I have a. um a date coming to the Vancouver okay. good do you really yeah are you excited. for that a little bit yeah she seems. cool. why are you saying it like.

my friends get joy what if she's. beautiful which probably is and what if. she's kind of into you but no she won't. be listen they kind of get I mean I've. seen the girls he's been with yeah it's. not my level. what do you mean he's he's above you. he's out of your league is what you're. saying is he's out of eBay no I do we. just we plan two different teams uh. games and what are yours my game is like. I'm very pure shirts he skins yeah yeah. I'm very picky right but you I've seen. you you know you you know what that was. a shock by the way what him saying picky.

means like you you're cool with some uh. so [ __ ] crazy that's not what I meant. if you say I'm picky he's not really. that means he's okay with trash. sometimes that's what you're saying he's. is that right. he's willing to explore further in the. forest. that's probably true that's what I'm. saying that's a couple of beasts yeah. yeah yeah yeah. and how have you been in L.A uh just. over two years hour and a half.

has it been rough or has it been I don't. know I came in during a really weird. time because it was like January 2021 so. it was like the height of the Pandy and. everything so there was like it was like. like nothing there was no bars nothing. was open so I just kind of like started. my internship working on sets and there. was nothing else to do so I really just. had to focus on work and finishing the. last semester of school and then I told. you now I'm 23. okay wow that's when I. started stand up me too at 20 22 23 yeah. my God and he's way ahead of where we.

were back then yeah and you're not. intimidated by us I don't feel. I'm terrified yeah he is really he's. just he just hides it really well wow. that you know he didn't grow that much. for nothing that's interesting do you. remember Bobby when we were talking you. were like I was like stumbling over my. words and you're like here like hold on. haha look at this guy is in the South or. whatever he has a stutter but no you're. like slow down like let's we'll grab a. seat. yeah but you were like. um you couldn't catch your words yeah.

I'm like relax sit down right and then. you you got in the pocket but now you're. here now you're here look at that cold. as ice baby. why are you grabbing your wrist like. that that's what happens when you get. nervous I don't know I kind of have to. go to the bathroom too but I don't. actually yeah he does have to you know. the hand thing what is that I read on um. an article about when people you know. there's certain hand gestures they do. that dominate the room and Elon Musk and.

other powerful people they do this with. their hands when they talk to people. really yeah and this is supposed to like. do something yeah shut up what is it. real I do feel more powerful yeah yeah. look at this yeah try it that's the. Illuminati this [ __ ] I see that you see. this a lot yeah politicians do that. that's what Mr Burns does yeah this is. something. doing it no but that's got it have you. seen this one. yeah do this here you go here you go. here you go yeah. what's that. you ever seen this one.

rad. this is a crazy one never did that you. never did that when you're a kid don't. ever want to do it again check out this. one yeah whoa whoa you know you guys are. placating me no no no. um. you've never seen anything like this all. right so here's here's a couple of rules. that we're gonna go over for the tour. bus when we're on tour. I'm gonna say it again no pooping.

I'm gonna say it again though pooping. uh another rule whoever does the worst. on stage that night has to drive the bus. what is it because we don't have a bus. driver you want me to drive the bus. three of us or is everybody. try it on stage yeah it will just be me. you him and Carlos will be roaming with. us it's gonna be like an Lynyrd Skynyrd. if I drive. foreign.

all right listen. I'm happy to go on tour we're going to. so many cities we better you better pack. the seats when we come out particularly. Oklahoma City we're coming to see you. guys St Louis Louisville uh Fairfield. Virginia Raleigh Durham North Carolina. uh uh Charlotte uh all of Florida All. Over Texas you guys show up show out go.

to badfriendspod.com and see us and at. the same time we're all gonna say how we. end the show one two three. hmm. [Music].