Bobby Out Raps mgk | Ep 228 | Bad Friends

hey hey bad. friends.com we got new shirts what are. these shirts from look at little baby. Bobby on the cover of what was the. Nirvana album yeah yeah in when I was a. senior in high school this this album. came out it really influenced me and I. was in kindergarten we love this album. this is an homage it's a tip of the hat. to uh never mind Nirvana also we have. posters you don't you don't have to buy. just the shirt of this you can buy the. poster if you want to hang that in your. uh yeah in your wall hang it in your. wall hang it in your wall hang it in. your wall right inside of your wall go.

to badri merch.com badri merch.com hey. bad friends I'm on tour in the fall. gearing up to shoot my hour I'm going to. be in Frank California Indianapolis. Charlotte uh walkal Omaha Kansas City. Cleveland St Louis Grand Rapids Detroit. New Orleans San Antonio Chicago Durham. Atlanta Charleston Philly New York. Phoenix San Francisco San Diego Boston. and Minneapolis uh go to Andrew stinc. for those tickets Andrew Santino dcom. you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots w a white dude and an Asian.

dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends I wonder if there's like. nepotism in porn like Ron Jeremy's son. has a small. man let's not talk about Ron Jeremy he's. in prison is that how you want to start. today John Holmes John Holmes he's dead. I know but just give me one alive porn. star a male yeah Roco Freddy what Roco. SI Freddy who's that Roco Freddy yeah.

this is the biggest one Italian oh is an. Italian that's a woman. dude rosu Freddy is an Italian. pornographic actor wow you know your. male porn stars let yeah that was a. really yeah I get it I've seen him in. movies he's so good you've seen this guy. though I've seen him Colson have you. seen that guy in porn I. guess it's just his face so it's hard to. say yeah yeah yeah I have to see his. yeah right I have to see the dick yeah.

yeah that's funny I've never I only look. at their face I when they go to ja I. Look Away there it is does that look. familiar yeah yeah that I know I know. I'm not I. say I know I know that's your no it's. got to be similar size yeah that's got. to be what is that's 10 and a half is. huge one time I was in back in the day. when there was no internet yeah and. you'd have to go to the I I lived in San. Diego so I have to go to the F Street. Bookstore that was the porn bookstore. yeah and in the back you they have the. videos right yeah and then one time I. was like this is good right I was like. jerking out fever cuz you also I didn't.

have a lot of money so there's a timer. you have to do it fever you're racing. against the clock right and then there. was like one this guy was from behind a. girl and I was doing fever and then they. panned out was two dudes and then right. what right when I saw it was two dudes I. I. nutted it's a little too late anyway you. want to introduce Our Guest yeah start. new introduce Our Guest D I realize are. you Slender Man anyway let's move on. he's going to Slender Man you anyway. anyway so um so um I know I know you you.

saved my friend's Life by the way that's. right oh that was that was quite the. ride was the wildest I have a gift for. you by the way I've never seen someone. passed out for so long in my life oh wow. brought back your sweater I told you. could I okay I'll take it I thought that. was a nice I thought it's a give and. it's a get we have a sweater for you. Ryan come give him one of ours does it. have your puke on it yeah puke and piss. so we got Co MGK give him. MGK Applause right so um MGK Coulson. from your point of view tell me the.

story what you saw that so Andrew was. okay go ahead I it was just he was so. normal and this is what I talked about. after you in the bathroom with Megan I. was like but he was so like coherent. right like how did how did what was he I. did you did you hear anything I said we. had like a 40 minute talk before the. plane took off I dude the whole time I. was thinking I'm I'm I'm about to throw. up so I hope I hope I don't throw up in. the middle of this conversation and in. my mind I thought I'm going to be. talking to him and I'm going to look.

over at Megan she's going to smile and. I'm going to throw up all over all over. her that was my biggest fear if I puked. on you I thought fine sure's fine no big. deal and then the whole time I was like. man I'm not feeling good but it wasn't. like a communicable sick I just felt. wrong by the way it was just one of the. most I I for someone who I just met for. the first time I asked you an absurd. amount of questions too so it was you a. fan of you knew who Ender was for sure. for sure and I've watched the show so I. but I was just it was just like such an.

overloaded with questions conversation. that I normally wouldn't even be hitting. people with so the fact that I chose the. most. like so sick dude for 4 days after that. I had so I had a gastrointestinal bug I. lost n lbs what was it 9 lb I was on the. toilet for 4 days straight I went to the. hospital twice that's the first time I. ever had to help someone get like an. oxygen tank out of like the secret. compartment in an airplane I had I. ripped through three of them dude she. couldn't reach it and so I was like I.

just became involved at that point it. was what a good dude because if I saw. him even we have a podcast I would. ignore him I would been like I don't. know him is that a good bit part of it. was also is that a good bit yeah it's a. good bit yeah it's not it's not a good. bit you'd be so concerned for me I don't. think so dude he was talking to he was. and then he came to the bathroom and he. was like are you okay are you okay dog. is that a good and I was like I don't. think so wow but I also was like I don't. want you here right now cuz I was so. embarrassed already you know me and I. was like man of all people why did he.

have to be on the flight the funny thing. was there was a lady in the back whose. only concern was that she had to use the. coach bathroom that you were blocking up. the only first class bathroom there was. there was a lady that was back there she. was like is that your friend so like I. mean how long do you think because the. he he's in the only bathroom I can use. I'm like oh there's a bathroom back. there she's like I paid for these seats. I want W that's a bad human being that's. a bad human being that would me that. would have been. me yeah by the way I would have just sat. next to the toilet be like go ahead just.

go right next to me no you would let me. right 100% yeah yeah yeah no they gave. me Naran and everything so you gave you. also gave him your sweat shirt yeah yeah. he i w when I walked up to the bathroom. he like looked up he was like oh dog and. it was just puke everywhere oh my God. and so yeah I just why you laughing at. your boss yeah don't don't do that it's. not at him strike one man that's strike. one keep it up yeah yeah no he offered. me a sweater which was so nice and I. literally said cuz they I took off my. sweater and then he goes do you want my. sweater I was like no dude I have I have.

piss and puke all over me and he goes. dude I don't give a [ __ ] and that's when. I fell in love bro piss and puke all I. was like care at all bro not only you. look like Slender Man all right but also. you have a you have a probably I've. never seen your genitals but probably. great huge you I mean you're a very. talented musician but now we know that. you're a good human being and so it just. puts fluttery butterflies on my mind and. so give him a round of applause so great. I you know you have a wraith I have. three wraiths at home have a Chinese cat.

I was just shooting a video with the I. just did this this arm pump and then I. was just like that like I'm doing the. Chinese cat and I you pointed me and. call me a Chinese cat yeah he did you. are my Chinese cat what yeah yeah yeah. is a Japanese cat I I don't I yeah no no. it's okay cson I call them ching chong. cats. too all right chat cats yeah yeah I mean. first of. all cat I mean what's the obsession with. cats with Asia well they it I mean.

you're not going to moralize dogs. because you're got you're not going to. frame food you know oh. God what is the obsession why is what is. the obsession with it it's funny because. we've had this since we started the show. this was on our desk when we started the. show four years ago and it's never we've. it's never left for some reason it's. been well I went to an island in Japan. where the whole island was only cat. statues it was thousands and thousands. which island I don't were there cats no. but in my house there a bunch of cats.

bro how many do you have I have three. he's got he's got three bro Coulson bro. bro you have three cats. bro bro there's something no no no no no. no not yet no but bro let me see. something that says a lot about you and. it says a lot about me as as well we're. big dick. people yeah we're big dick people no I. don't know if that's the that's what it. means right Marlin brand had cats sick. big dick guy okay yeah yeah and I'm. going to say let me say say something to. you everyone in this room okay I'm tired.

of people calling me a small little dick. guy yeah dude it's not it's it's not. right it's not right it's not wrong or. right first of all yeah yeah it is right. it's not right it's no I'll tell you why. it's right no they've been I have a girl. lady friend and she validated you now. she's like dude you have medium great no. we measured it and everything dude now. we can hug now. we dude I'm medium di dude medium dude. medium you upgraded dude.

that's an upgrade yeah dudee that's an. up I'm tired of the [ __ ] dude you the. one that perpetuated my feet are nine. size why are you laughing dude my SE my. feet are size nine and it's it's all. connected it's a good thing let's move. on from it I don't want to talk about my. G again you you brought it up I know I. right I'm just sorry I don't know he. just what's the name of your cats you. want to name your cat whiskey tickets. and na'vi that's great tickets is mine. you want to know mine. yeah Ming gonner and Bojo. one one more time Ming yeah gooner and.

Bojo and Bojo okay yeah yeah yeah gner. after uh Arsenal the soccer team yeah. yeah Ming after his mom who passed away. and she came back to life as the cat we. think no she's still alive she is I. don't know what to laugh. at and then we have Bojo which is Bobby. Jr that's right that we call him Bojo. that's and he looks the most like him. he's fat yeah yeah yeah well they have. the same Vibe what do you mean he. doesn't do [ __ ] that's right right. that's right the sleepiest the laziest.

yeah it's like you know they think. they're in Ci or something my can't. they're ruining his entire house yeah. like on top of the fridge I B beds but. still they're just sleeping on top of. the fridge like like half the body. you're dangling do your cat do that they. sleep wherever they want yeah there's 8. million beds they choose like cardboard. boxes with towels and a buy fancy tow. what' you say wait wait stop stop stop. you understood what I said do you buy do. you buy fancy yeah yeah thank you the. food.

no he means you buy you buy fancy beds. absolutely sorry I'm yelling he's a. guest at our gu you're right you're. right sorry you save my friend life I. buy like ridiculous cat bed they have. like palm trees elevated I have those. too but I find that whenever I buy a. fancy thing they rather go the furnace. or whatever you know what I mean yeah. yeah you find that or no why I do why do. you think that he built a cat sanctuary. in his backyard and they haven't been in. there once how much was it tell them how. much 10, 10 15 grand damn and they don't. ever go out there yeah yeah literally.

ever once I don't think I've seen a cat. in your house outside of your house they. have but I want to say this Coulson from. now on okay can you understand me now. yeah okay I love him I love this guy I. know I've met ran into you a couple of. times now yeah where Comedy Store in the. main room yeah backstage backstage yeah. there's never a rapport between because. I think it's I'm scared why is that. because you're at Machine Gun Kelly I'm. like oh my you're in I think you're in. you're intimidated a little bit but now.

that we broke this barrier now there's. going to be what you know in front of. everybody what's up you know mean up Co. I can call you cson he's working on his. his hip-hop presence he wants to be I. feel yeah dog what's up is this working. that might make me like do [ __ ] C player. H lace up dog lace up what do you think. about about Bob blacking out an arm. you've talked about this yeah cuz you're. you're going You're full yeah yeah I've.

left I've left windows to the olds but. uh are are you is this a. joke no no no he's talked about blacking. out an arm yeah yeah but one just one. what do you think of me blacking out uh. an arm I mean I I I think it would look. bad you do yeah for sure yeah yeah I I I. will be upset if you do the go to sleep. thing to get it I think that's super. lame what what do you mean people pass. out when they do it no when people like. get put under to get the tattoos oh.

that's a thing I don't know about that. no that's that those are for weaklings I. I just think part of the culture is to. earn it you know so dude I earn my. channe yeah yeah so I I think it'd be. sake depending what if I did the face. would that be black face that would be a. very bad bad decision that be well if. you did it'd be brf face it would. be oh my god oh I can't do bref you no. no bref for you Budd no way but I mean. it would it be because if you can tattoo. the off arm why that's that's black. that's black arm yeah I can't do black.

face bra yeah I think it's I think it's. just this is anything about what about. half yeah you be half bra half Barack. Obama yeah anyway what are you doing. dude he's rolling up I have really bad. like uh. anxiety oh you do really you smoke a. weed public uh speaking anxiety so I. just have to do something with my hands. I'm just rolling a cigarette oh really I. like it I mean I have pre-rolled you. don't like these I like those yeah yeah. yeah the yellow box why does have trees. and flowers on them because I special.

order them from American Spirit I don't. do standard cool you mean I want fancy. he's got a stand out he want he likes. the nicest version of the nicest thing. right needs to have it I need the nicest. one have you ever have you ever thought. nothing on the face though you won't do. it you know I don't I don't think I. don't think so I have stuff on my head. you know like if you shave my head. you'll see you'll uncover things like a. hidden treasure. but I me what is it treasure like. messages you got to shave my head to.

find out oh right right but are there. messages yeah wa you know what would be. dope a treasure map buried under your. hair that'd be sick and then when you. die like if you hid your money somewhere. tattooed the map to your head and then. when you die then they can shave it and. unearth this WOW sick yeah we should. really but would you have like no you. know what I would do no [ __ ] that [ __ ]. right cuz you're going to do wait [ __ ]. my idea you just said yes it was great. then you I'm going to double make it. better okay can I make your idea better.

all right you can't make it that easy. you can't go Pur Illinois in a vault or. whatever whatever right no point right. what you do you do landmarks oh right. right so you do is like you I mean some. like the St Louis Arch there it is dude. [ __ ] bro that's exactly what I was doing. the St Louis Arch that does look like. that what's that one upside down flip it. flip no yeah but imagine we flipped is a. new symbol what is that what is it this. new symbol that's obviously Cairo Egypt. bro dude. he's good dude my [ __ ] symbols are.

working today dude give me one more give. oh what's that one that's the leaning. tower of pza that's right [ __ ] you you. and I should go on a game show dude. whatever that is like a what is that. some game show that they have is there a. is there a uh give me one more. what that's. racist that's my. dad that's my dad now but anyway um wow. give me a symbol let me see if I can do.

it that's. Beirut no that's the paron bam oh not be. now it's paron dude I don't know I think. my problem do you know where the paron. is I don't know I don't think I know any. like landmarks but let me try another. one let me try another one Empire States. buildings. multiple yeah all three of them well. they took down two of them did they did. yeah they did oh [ __ ] let me put this. back on um are you I know you're excited. for him today by the way he's so excited. to see you today I'm so excited cuz now. he's cuz he gets a little sweaty and.

jumpy when he gets excited for some so. excited about new people like this I. really do I'm super nervous so I hope. that I don't you don't no dude you're. killing it and you're on the pocket and. don't no need to be this is a [ __ ] I'll. show you who's exponentially more. nervous than you could ever be okay. right Ryan come here for a second this. is our this is our intern intern Ryan. look at him Ryan do you know who MGK is. of course of course uh What uh what's. one of your favorite uh songs by MGK U. my favorite would be uh Invincible the. one you sang in WrestleMania yeah oh man. thank you I watched that as a kid I was.

a huge John Cena fan that was the first. time I got booed by 80,000 people you. got cuz it you know you have to play. into the storyline of like The Rock. versus John Cena and I was bringing out. John Cena and it was in Miami and the. Rock's Hometown and I thought it would. be a really good idea to be like [ __ ]. The Rock after I why it's crazy and I. just you know but they boo but they love. you it's no was it's love heal it's the. heal Theory right like you become the. enemy so you're a hardcore John Cena fan. I was growing up yeah you're still. growing up what the [ __ ] are you talking.

about you're not grown yet who else did. you like growing up like wrestlers no. just in. general I've always big into movies he's. he's like John Wayne gasy I love yeah. I'm in a movie with John Cena about to. come out what is it was it called uh. it's called jackpot jackpot I'm in there. Aquafina is in it yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah oh we love her she love so. cool did you work with her I did Nora's. I love Nora she's the best wait oh I. thought I saw a trailer for this yeah. I'm I'm in it very shortly I don't want.

to you know pitch it as if I'm like a. you know character but you know who else. is in this that's my Cameo right there. the top left top left click on who let. me see that's my like MGK room that's. why it's pink wow and that's my. signature guitar right there that's what. is that your arm whose arm is that uh. unfortunately I'm not that. buff oh wait a minute is that your. actual guitar in the show that's my. actual guitar you brought when you do. when you do something like this right. like if you do a shoot whether it's a. film or a music video or anything like. that do you always dress it with your. your [ __ ] no I this the joke was the the.

joke was that I was playing MGK in the. movie so I was myself which of course. upset a a lot of people and by a lot I. mean like two bad comments but you. know when you're on a movie when you're. acting do you get nervous or you're go. you're. good uh I get more nervous for stuff. like this like quick cameos because you. only have like you know what two minutes. to like make an impression on a hourong. movie so. yeah yeah yeah I was on a show called.

Sean Saves the World yeah it was a. sitcom yeah and I had so there was a he. opens the door I have to say a line. quickly what's the line I forgot yeah. like probably something hey how are you. right but I kept repeating the line of. my mind and you know it's a front of a. live audience and as soon as the door. yeah that I was on that as soon as the. door open I go how. are because I thought about it I guess. some audien has probably understood it. I know they did they redid it right but.

I. got well as a director would you have me. do it over again I had have fired you on. the spot you would have fired me was. this a multicam yeah fired IM look at me. look at me dude handsome because you got. to be so on point for multicam you got. to be it's but do I look nervous there. 100% I do and I'm petrified yeah you're. staring right I have a question yeah go. ahead uh so on like fresh prince of. belir and sitcoms like when the audience. is laugh There's an actual audience. there there is and then they what they. what's they call sweeten it so they they.

they sweeten it they sweeten it they put. more laughs on top of the laughs but how. so what if you have to do a take six. times it's has to be funny six times no. they do do a take six times then. sometimes they they just interject more. laughs into where also the audience gets. it right so they kind of PR they get. they play along almost. like pry positive what it's like this. show we laugh all the time we're going. to turn off your mic any second now yeah. yeah keep that [ __ ] up yeah it's. [ __ ] dude what you're doing no but. this is what's interesting about that. world that you're at asking is is like.

people go to a taping expecting one. thing they're like we're going to be. there for the recording of the show like. as if it would be a 30 minute tap no. they're there for hours and hours and. hours 10 hour event it's a long long sus. because they're changing and then when. they change scenes in rooms it's. different stages so the audiences. sometimes have to move and it's it's way. bigger than people think and I think. when people go once that might be the. last time they go they're like it was. cool we saw it but it's a it's like a. work day yeah you're watching people or. sometimes they're paid to be there A lot. of times they pay yeah yeah they they. paper the room so they're I'm making1 a.

big show if it's what a big show like. what give me a show Boy Meet World yeah. they did that's a that's what came to. mind yeah I've never even heard of that. who's that Boy Meets World Boy Meets. World yeah I don't know Boy Meets World. Is it a white show what the [ __ ] you. talking about heard it's a white show. for Yeah Boy me world yeah I've heard of. Seinfeld friends come on come on was. come on on NBC yeah come on it's a good. show just pop out going come on come on. no hello fresh ditch the meal planning.

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it yours this is like nine yeah you. don't start with number one you're in. season one I'm in season five you're in. season five yeah yeah you don't s wait. wait dude [ __ ] you Coulson don't look. away from me I'm Not Afraid wait what. happened no I'm going to tell you right. now you're pissing me off right now D no. you're not by the way I hope I hope he. gets up and beats the. [ __ ] just tell me season five look at. how young I. was that was you yeah yeah back he was. Chinese yeah it was.

Chinese before he switched dude I've. totally seen I dude I that's a hard what. do you mean did you see this episode yes. I saw that episode yeah and you don't. think that was me that's either you or. Joe Koy that's not Jo Koy you Che what. do you mean well that doesn't look like. you Bob that doesn't look like me dude. that looks nothing like you because no. mustache put a mustache on that [ __ ]. do your face do that face no you look. different yeah yeah different guy yeah. that's me dude that that with the I'm. I'm putting a mustache on so did you see.

that episode I did see that episode now. can you give me my props or no dude 100%. great job than yeah you were so. brilliant that's all I want that's go to. that go to the first picture uhuh okay. and go to the fourth. picture and I got to ask. you are you doing an eye thing on. purpose on this thing is this like a. thing you were doing the whole time. you're doing wide eye on this this is. this is round eye sh the first one. that's round eye [ __ ] the whole time but. why does the left eye go in opposite. direction diretion go to the fourth.

one you see what I'm talking about oh I. see what you guys are doing you're. saying that Asians are crosseyed no yeah. clip that dude Asians are crossy or what. well you're you might be yeah yeah go. big go big all right let me see your. eyes St let me see your eyes Bob open. them up what yeah they kind of go crossy. when you do that look at yeah your left. one your left one leans in yeah I I. think what you're seeing both of you. talk about who I also knew this going to. happen I knew this was going to team up.

I love. it next time I'll get Sten new and some. of my guys all right you want me to get. bring my boys in I'll bring my boys in. right yeah yeah yeah yeah Benedict Wong. I'll bring him on he would never come on. the show I think he would to be fair I. have a big ass left ear so like if we're. talking. about my ear my left. ear like half Dumbo half [ __ ] 100%. I'm already on the same page all yeah. let's talk about you you know my point. is is this also this is I'm.

scared yeah you're I'm So Young right I. did the when it you know when curb first. started pry yeah yeah so it's like maybe. that's what you're reading but anyway. let's move on from it I was just kidding. I was just fine I want you to get your. props you're more talented and more. Hollywood oh no come. on I like you dude you're my guy I'm I'm. certainly not more Hollywood you might. be the most Hollywood guy out out of I. don't think so I don't think getting all. sorts of work now dude yeah you anyway. let's just talk about something else man.

what the [ __ ] man don't get nervous. about it um do you like jelly. jelly what's like this no jelly what is. jelly roll jelly roll Oh I thought you. might this is Peanut this is peanut. butter and jelly no what is that Trader. Joe snacks peanut butter and jelly. really yeah you already ate it no D. that's really it's probably the best I. brought this just in case I got too. nervous when I need do something those. are can I have one I want have you never. had one of those they're phenomenal you. know you know this oh my God it's the. best thing I've ever had in my life. Joe's okay they're. undefeated dip in dude you don't want.

more jelly okay. yeah isn't that insane my God those are. good it's so good TJ's has by far the. best snacks on planet Earth my daughter. got well my friend Ray got me hipped to. these but my daughter is like a huge TJ. snack person a they have the best snacks. I don't I actually don't buy like meals. there as much as I buy [ __ ] I buy. snacks if your daughter go daddy my. daughter is grown she's 14.

yeah just suppose she's like that yeah. right Daddy good morning Daddy now she's. Asian. yeah all right let me wi it up. no my daughter's black but oh you really. yeah all right oh yeah do that one. Bob I'm going to go with my original. right yeah okay go back to the original. yeah Daddy um how are you today. day how are you today how you feeling.

today. Daddy good and then what what what's. daddy um is it okay I smoke weed in the. house what' you say you're a you're an. infant and you're you shouldn't be. smoking what yeah okay good good I'm. just I I don't know because I think I. would be the guy like you know just do. it in the house right I'm one of those. guys you're saying if you're daughter. was 14 if your kid was 14 if my kid was. 14 I'd be like yeah just don't do it. outside do I'll get you the stuff do it. in the control environment when does. that talk happen that yeah that happened.

yeah yeah yeah yeah so Daddy can I get. tattoos like you oh yeah what's a tattoo. what's that what's that what's that K. talk that one happened when she was. really young she wanted to get tattoos. and you said what when you're older I. but I I also I just don't want to limit. her you know creativity in any way so um. this get the best I don't it really is. if yeah as far as weed goes I mean a lot. of this stuff she grew up just.

seeing I I didn't really hide who I was. to her so and I also never really wanted. to because I didn't want. that to I didn't want that from another. person to like lure her like the the. person of being like uh you know the. perception of oh I want what I'm not. supposed to have it's almost like very. just. uh she she could never be impressed by. someone being like I I got cars and and. weed and you know the I she's she's very.

um comfortable in her own skin and a. very strong independent woman who is. like you know I come from a father who. gives me flowers and tells me how. beautiful I am and you know is very open. about you know his his his lifestyle to. where that doesn't impress me like I. need someone who's going to you know. Court me and uh all that she she needs. genuine she there's none of the [ __ ]. can impress her because she's You'. you've not tried to pretend like that's. not a reality for sure yeah but if if if.

you know I I would. assume she's going to want to smoke weed. at some point you know like I'd rather. like just I'd rather get her some get. her the weed and it be like not laced. and shitty from some sketchy person. because the other side of it is right. like otherwise you're so restrictive and. like Bobby was uh an addict when he was. like 12 was smoking meth at 14 15 come. move on no that's a real story I mean. you were smoking meth and 15 years old.

and it's because you had a crazy. upbringing well I just didn't know how. to um I didn't know how to feel good. right right and that's was the only way. I could feel good by using using drugs. but that's not the situation you know I. mean that this is what this is what he's. avoiding yeah know but he already did it. you can already tell you know I mean. like she's like you know Mindful and. healthy and I think the the phrase that. you said that's that's powerful is I. didn't hide who I was to hide my. lifestyle that's a cool that's a I think.

you kind of have to be transparent as a. parent I think so because otherwise. they're going to know they're going to. find out yeah and also you know it hit. me at a certain age like when I really. needed to to mature as an individual. when she was like when she started. seeing when she she she has the internet. too and so she would started seeing you. know me in ways that I'm like oh I'm not. proud of that as a father you know like. that it's it's different when they're. little you know I had a baby when I was. 18 or 19 and uh that was before I was.

ever famous I was working job you know. she was very young like it. was it it didn't hit until she was you. know able. to kind. of admit that she was disappointed in. me um and I was you know as. a father who views her as you know like. my best friend and and someone who. um probably the only person I care to. impress you know I I didn't I wasn't.

proud of a lot of the things the ways I. was representing myself so you know I'd. say probably when I was 30 is when I. really got. my and that's also your Saturn return. you know just as in as far as. astrological uh things go that's a very. powerful year like your Saturn return is. is when you're 30 and that's very it's a. very powerful year for everybody you. know like that's a it's a karmic even. for me for sure for you is 60. like 30 is a very powerful it's a it's.

it's a powerful number yeah and that in. that year is your sat is everyone's. Saturn return you know so that's your K. I didn't know that when I was 30 though. yeah but that's fine but but regardless. your karmic purpose started setting in. forg and you can either choose to take. advantage or I did take advantage I'm. sure you did you seem you seem great. yeah yeah it was fine say you're not on. meth well that's true yeah not anymore. not anymore not anymore that is true. that is true yeah I'm not anymore yeah. you're right I will say I mean can go. ahead but that I think that's one of the.

reasons why I haven't had a kid because. of the [ __ ] that I've done oh my God I. would have to go no internet until. you're 18 mhm it's hard man but it's. hard yeah it I I I I accept it and I. also you know I'm weighed down by it a. lot and I I plenty of people on the. internet choose to remind me all the. time but it's it's also my job. as a leader of or one of the leading. voices of a generation to who who also.

can relate to. being misjudged by things they did when. they were younger or you know maybe. needing someone to show them how to. mature and you know like we all I I at. least like I looked. at uh the people on TV or in music as my. parents you know that was kind of like. those were the people it's like when. Jordan took the Nike and was like this. shoe is cool and people are like yeah. yeah we we are what we embed oursel in.

and to me frequency like music was. always in here so I was you know. trusting these people as my leaders like. okay and I don't do a great job with. that all the time with my lyrics but you. know as I grow I'll I'll continue to do. so I continue to you know try and take. my job as a a [ __ ] up who is no longer. that but people know there's a there I. think more than ever there is always a. separation between the art and the. artist and I think. people are more cognizant of that in. this day and age than we've ever been I.

think because we should be you and I. we're not doing any of that no dude. you're no I'll tell you what we have to. change our thing. dude we're feeding garbage to the people. we have no message I'm telling you the. the rawness of what you guys do I was. telling him this on the plane when he. was completely incoherent about to puke. on my face I yeah yeah it's so important. what you guys do the UN the. unfiltered you know the just taking the. pendulum and Swinging it the complete. opposite way of what it just was the.

past five years of just like where. everyone's so scared to be funny or say. anything at the you know fear of people. being like I'm going to I'm going to. come for your platform and take it away. I think we have to I think we have to. because for us it was the it was the. thing that made us laugh the most and I. think with audiences going back to what. I just said people know. what what we're saying when we're. [ __ ] around clearly it's coming from.

a place of like love and heart we [ __ ]. on each other it's all it's all for the. art of the fun of the thing I also don't. know how else to do it yeah we well we. don't I mean I mean you could say you. know that's why I don't do like certain. shows even if they ask I go that's not. that's not for me when I did Chelsea. Lately I struggled every show I mean I. don't care I mean I mean people even. said like why you struggled you know. what I mean because it's not my thing. right it was never my thing but tried to. fit into that format and it came out.

weird it didn't work it didn't work this. is my format you know what I mean this. is why it works it's what you guys do is. important like laughing saves Our Lives. you this is It's a grim world and so to. make us laugh is very important and I'm. I'm very appreciative of what you guys. God I'm appreciative of you take me back. by the way take me back to you're 18 or. 19 and you have a kid uhhuh are you. feeling like. uh you're you're [ __ ] did it feel like. that or was it oh yeah yeah it was SC. yeah I I me and my friend slim we were. sharing in a a single bedroom apartment.

we were in in Cleveland I was working at. Chipotle I I gave up my. job um because I went to. Chase my dreams at this new music. seminar that was coming into town um I. spent my rent money to get a VIP pass to. get a a meeting with the anr when they. that they do at the seminar where you. get like an individual meeting with an. anr um but I had to it was on a day I. was. working and I don't remember if this was.

the day I traded two days in like one. day I traded my off day to a manager I. gave her Jay-Z tickets so I could have. an off day to go do something to go oh. to go to the. Apollo and I got the off day ban but. this this one I couldn't get off but it. was more important than my job so I went. there uh didn't get a record deal did. get. fired did meet my manager who was behind. the scenes over there somewhere and and. and she's been whacking with me since. that day but uh did you meet she I love. her oh actually yeah how did you meet.

her she was she was there I thought she. worked with the record label. because I saw a white girl with a. clipboard and I was like yeah for sure. she works at a reg Tri you when you see. a white woman with a clipboard you do. thing this is Corporate I uh I met her. and she was really like she was like yo. everyone's talking about you know you oh. cuz there was a they did an open mic at. the at the seminar but they gave it to. some like uh you know a kid from Atlanta. who danced m. and after he was done performing I stood. up and I was like guys like you're in.

Cleveland let someone from Cleveland. perform and they were like well who and. I was like me dude dude I love this I. got up there Lenny s ironically who. works over at Rock Nation and had become. my neighbor years later he was there so. and uh it's it's always great see that's. how I get invited to the Rock Nation. Bunch was Lenn s shout out Len s Len but. he was there um and so afterwards yeah. they were talking and I met her and then. you know she came over to my house after. or a day later later with with my friend. slim and we were all there and I was. like dude like I met this record label.

person like we're on bro and she came. over and she was like yeah like I'm I. was interning there uh helping out like. checking checking the names for everyone. who's coming in and uh yeah I go to. college I'm about to graduate. and I I had just gotten fired from Chip. Chipotle and anyway she was like I I'll. I'll leave everything like I believe in. this so she dropped out of college and. she got me a job working on a at Red. Bull as a Pensky truck driver to go drop. off like pallets of Red Bulls and stuff. to I had a Budd of mine do that when we.

first moved to LA yeah yeah so I was. doing that and uh you know she had a car. so she was letting me you know put all. my clothes in her car and crash there. cuz we ended up getting evictor from. that apartment um and yeah man like and. you're you're loyal that's what I love. about because I'm pretty sure since then. you've had every Manager Go come to you. and go same with us you're like you. won't leave her no you won't you won't. leave her that's that's for life that's. for dude I'm the same way dude W and. also can I say this may I say something.

to you is there was that moment where. you said I'm going to go up and do it. without that you would have never. probably met her right never right never. and that's the thing that everyone needs. to make it I think in any kind of art. form it's that you you see the window of. opportunity like when my friend Randy. signed me up at the open mic I didn't. know I was supposed to perform and then. when they said my name I could have gone. I'm not going up yeah you know I mean. but I want you know what I'm going to do. it you're just like in instinct ual. thing of like I have to do it risk it.

all you risk it all and I just go up. there and it didn't go well but it's. that instinct to do it you know what I. mean is I think you need you do yeah. yeah yeah yeah you had to have the balls. to do it but that's also what kickstarts. that sickness that we have where you're. like I needed I have to I don't have a. choice I must [ __ ] do this I'm not. going back to. chipot and life can be crazy sometimes. and one person's negligence can result. in another settlement that's right ever. injured by the negligence of another you. deserve to be paid look I got hit in my.

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yourself this a paid. advertisement the the one memory I'll. take from Chipotle besides it was great. I met a lot of great friends and and and. I just the the extreme hate that boiled. in my chest from seeing people that went. to my school come back from College on. winter break to see me working at. Chipotle and being like ah you were. supposed to be a rapper what happened. like that probably fueled a lot but I. would be in the back washing the sour. cream out of the like those tin yeah.

things and the hot Steam from the sour. cream would always come up my face and. Mrs Officer by Lil Wayne was always. playing so every time I hear we I always. just resell hot wow steaming sour. cream wow cuz it was like the hottest. song on the radio at that time yeah yeah. yeah yeah so you don't like that when. that song comes on I love or you like s. cream I love way I don't know if it's I. think my beef is more with the sour. cream yeah yeah hot sour cream cuz I. haven't used sour cream in many years. there's a smell I used to wash dishes I.

was a bus boy and I did dishes and for. Outback. Steakhouse and there's a smell for. everything like that exactly what you're. talking about when steak and mashed. potatoes is like sitting on a plate for. a while and then hot water hits it holy. [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] wor smells like. burnt oranges that are rotting or. something it it just smell it smells. like a it smells like old old feet. smells like old wet feet yes sir I got a. smell yeah you know in Korea you know. how they all right here we go take us.

back to the motherland well do you. remember I told you that like um at my. grandparents house they had a bathroom. it was just a hole in the ground and it. was like generations and generations of. poo it was like literally 2,000 years of. poo they never emptied it they never no. no it's like a hole in the ground so. it's a hole in the ground right and you. look down so my great-grandparents poo. was way down there right my great great. great great grandparents kind kind of. beautiful yeah yeah yeah but that smell. I can't get rid of either you know if. you and. in those it smells like [ __ ] in those.

holes in the ground those old bathrooms. if you dig all the way down you can dig. all the way to China if you can go all. the way through to China isn't that. where that comes from no it's not. wouldn't they do that they in the. backyard they go we're going to dig all. the way to China tried that when I was a. kid yeah did you really yeah I also. tried I got about six feet I but I maybe. about four feet I got the baker. field but I I dig you I mean this way I. also I also uh you guys do everything. North yeah I dig North yeah yeah yeah um.

wait I have one can I can I insert one. activity really quick please yeah I love. activities remember what I texted you. yesterday yeah I don't remember the. exact text but it I think. it what about it I was like can I come. later for the podcast because I have to. fight a samurai yeah yeah I wanted you. to talk about it did you fight a samurai. I did today yeah yeah I I feel actually. I don't know if I look de dehydrated but. I feel like a piece of beef jerky like. I'm so just like dried meat my whole I. feel so dehydrated I was in the sun.

fighting a samurai all day it was for a. music video but I was thinking because. there's this part in the video where the. song it goes really fast um and I kind. of did that it's for a five-year. anniversary of a of an album that came. out in 2019 but my fans as a OD to them. they love when I rap fast so I kind of. did a part in there where I was rapping. fast. and could I just please get to attempt. to do the part oh I can what we talking. about what we talking about here this is. amazing yeah Bob has to do it first down.

homie what's up dog okay I'm going to. play you how it's supposed to sound and. no no no I can just do it you know Bobby. can do it without Direction I could just. do it AC cappella never been a typical. indidual I was always condition fiction. no know what convincible listen to. criminal holy [ __ ] Bobby wow up you do. it now how come you can't how how come. you can't do the ad reads. holy [ __ ] that's so impressive let me.

see you do it dude do it faster than me. I don't think. so okay do you want to do it with the. track or you no let me let me hear the. track let me. try Okay what's up. dude never a typical individual I was. with a little cynical my condition. clinical had a friend that was fictional. knew I was in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah well you know what guys. you're dealing with profession over. professionals yeah yeah by the way that. sounds amazing that sounds really I want. to hear the whole thing but we'll wait I.

mean sing daddy while you die you. probably couldn't do that you know yes. he could 100% yeah 100% we could tell me. about the samurai fight though yeah yeah. yeah so there was a kid I saw um online. his name is Shaquan and he does these uh. really maybe type like Shaquan like. Instagram martial arts yeah yeah yeah we. got a we got a crack team over there. shaan Parson is that his name yep oh. look at this guy go down size of this. guy oh dude is this the guy that does.

the crazy flips dude this guy's unreal. go down even. more doesn't really impress me really. this guy can walk backwards when he. let's try like this one on the right. let's try this one on the right yeah. watch this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yes I've seen. this cat un [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude no way. dude turn on the volume I'm going to. hear him scream look at that whoa dude. that's [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] wait wait wait. for it he's about to go back yoink I'm. not done. what.

[ __ ] whoa now is that cultural. appropriation yes yeah that goes the. other way that goes the other way wow. and they do it so much but like. everything they do it better they do it. better that's insane there isn't one. Asian guy that can do it that good on. Earth imagine him you brought him 2,000. years in Old Japan and bring that guy in. there he'd be all we give up where's he. from where's this guy Atlanta Atlanta. uhuh and so he came uh over to the the. house and yeah we just kind of we both.

like love Dragon Ball Z and Naruto and. so we kind of um you bonded over that. yeah low key and then we tried to kind. of just pay a little homage to that in. the videos for that song I was playing. yeah um can I talk about your childhood. so your parents were religious no oh my. father was very religious yeah have you. ever seen American Psycho yeah oh yeah. yeah um he kind of experienced. such bad things that he over he.

overcompensated by becoming OCD like how. oh yeah so everything like was either. black or white there was no gray area. with him so yeah even religion I'll. never forget first time I got arrested. he like his solution was sitting me down. like besides like whooping me like his. his solution was like reading the Bible. to me wow to to like cure you have the. evils you were do did it work shut the.

[ __ ] did the opposite dude you shut the. [ __ ] up it did the opposite it worked. look at them dude it [ __ ] worked I. kind of I are you mad I hid from God my. whole 20s you know kind of and found him. later where are you now completely with. God yeah yeah dude I'm with gotta and. ultimately uh I I've just you know. tapped so much more into the Norse magic. that. was you know given to me in my blood.

that that that also plays like a you. probably love the movie The Northman huh. I thought it was all right I wish I wish. that they I mean it was great it it did. show it did show a lot of the magic is. is on our culture and our ancest and so. I appreciated that you know um but I I. wish they wouldn't have focused on one. guy on a farm I wish they would have. just shown like war w that's my only. critique for that but I did love like. you know the the magic was great and. that's such an important part of our. culture so and and I think that like you. know we've I I watch the internet view.

that stuff as like Illuminati or things. like that so much but really you know. magic Jesus did Magic you know like that. was magic was such a huge part of our. culture it's just like been stripped. because if we all tapped into our own. magic you know government would be. [ __ ] everyone would be. [ __ ] it's if you're you know like with. with Norse people you you know ruines. are they they're secret words you know. that the legend is that Odin hung upside. down from the Tree of Life for N9 days. and nine nights and that sacrifice.

unlocked the secret of what the runes. were which runes are like things like. what's on my hands right so was he on a. tree or something yeah had the Tree of. Life okay like backwards from a branch. he had the legs on a branch and was. backwards I'm sure it was I'm sure I. mean I want to know just visually what. it was I wasn't there when Odin did that. but yeah but he was backwards how that's. the tree of life he was upside down I. said he how was he upside down was he. dangling backwards why are you so. [ __ ] aggressive being aggressive I. just want a [ __ ] answer from yeah but. you're yelling I'm so sorry God damn it.

I'm sorry trying to see it let me see. the. image yeah ill yeah. ill whoa I've seen this tattoo yeah many. many times yeah so Norse people have. that that's a big thing in our culture. and that's what's on your hands right. there the words the runes yeah yeah. what's going on just like a a lighter I. got a lighter dog thank you B wait toss. it and make it fun yeah toss it thank. you boom I like plank. catch you're not a lighter.

collector what of all people that. started smoking again you don't collect. lighters you don't care about them do. you care about lighters no also the most. stolen object in human history lighters. yeah absolutely not. money probably come second to lighters. yeah TSA so many lighters they owe me. hold on B Bob catch. that good shot good job that hit my. finger 100% I knew how that was going to. go did you yeah I would was a sports. betting place somewhere I would have bet. [ __ ] all my B it was three or four years.

we like no lighters so it's like they. have thousands of my lighters to TS well. they throw them away for sure yeah they. do yeah yeah yeah but you know but then. they got rid of that rule now you can do. it yeah why do they make you take your. laptop out that's a real question I have. so many questions why do they make you. take your [ __ ] laptop I know why do. they make you put your trade table up. when we're going 700 miles hour and. we're going to die anyway if going to. why do they why do they make me move my. seat up 6 in if we're already and. because a one shoe bomb guy now we have. to take your shoes off I mean no you. don't you have TSA I don't you don't.

have oh you don't have pre-check so. funny to me I go I don't have it either. [ __ ] yeah you want to say three cats and. now we got this yeah so you take your. [ __ ] shoes off when you go through. you have private I got caught with. cocaine at LAX you got caught with Coke. at LAX how long. ago six seven years ago wow but not on. purpose obviously oh [ __ ] yeah you put. it in a place forg I'm I'm I'm I'm sober. now so all of this is behind me but uh. the uh yeah he would and you know it was.

funny I had a championship ring the. Cav's championship ring in my backpack. when he was searching it um I'd come. back from New Zealand and he was like uh. oh my god this is my daughter's favorite. team like can I take a picture of it. with I was like absolutely man no. problem took the picture and then he. found this you know this this this. bottle and he was like oh what's this. and I was like I I don't know you know. you know sometimes when like pills. expire like it just turns to dust or. whatever so I was assuming cuz no way. would be that stupid but was definitely. that stupid based off the test and he.

was just looking at me and he was giving. me the kind of vibe like he was going to. be. cool can I B that ligh again wasn't cool. was not cool yeah it is funny though he. takes a picture finds cocaine and then. you when he's like I got to bust you. you're like I got to delete that picture. of. the in my head I was thinking that like. this this exchange is not e oh watch. watch him throw it this can you get it. right this time because I don't want to. keep doing this you know 100% 100% why. don't you just let him keep the [ __ ]. light I won't light it again this will. be my last Light let's see let's just.

let's just see you know this will be my. last Light all ready yep he's going over. okay dude look at that yeah athleticism. well throw it back I'll catch it I was. making a joke. earlier dude focused so [ __ ] hard it. was unbelievable unbelievable dude I saw. his eyes Le dude I know I learned from. Bush remember the shoe he dodged yeah. yeah no but I know I know I know that. look you know I know how to do it yeah. he do he dodged did you see how good. that was D I was able to rrap that fast. rap I did I I'm winning today that was. really good dude I'm winning all the.

time right now dude you're yeah you are. you're winning harder than I think that. catch this right him and I have that you. know what I mean we're doing good. dude what do you to do do you have any. mortal enemies mortal enemies like Bobby. has mortal enemies and and we've talked. about it on the show we don't need to. mention the names but Bobby has Mor. mortal enemy what the [ __ ] you talking. about dude I love I love everybody. really yeah they're just fun little Wars. I like to start with people they're not. enemies I love them if they died I would. [ __ ] weep like a little baby not all.

of them I'll tell you why though can I. okay here's the thing with me you do. have mortal enemies I'll tell you why. though machine gun can I call you. machine gun absolutely you I like I like. machine machine machine check it out so. um if somebody physically touches me in. a in a very violent way that's when I go. okay that's the boundary that I sure. right so like if anyone assaulted you. would you [ __ ] have you'd be like. unless you were my friend yeah but. somebody that was like Hey [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] and pushed you onto the ground. yeah no it depends on it if we were.

close and then we made up somehow yes. but otherwise no have I ever I've never. physically assaulted you right I don't. think it's assault if you're less. than do you know what I mean there's a. better way to say it I don't think you. could hurt me dum dum dum no dum dum dum. do you machine I'll tell. you I'll tell you this I'll tell you. this machine dum dum to you is is that I. could physically hurt both of you right. now and choose not to do it no I don't. want to get up and do it no because I'll. tell you I'm not a violent man I'm not a.

violent I'm Namaste for for life then. don't talk violent [ __ ] but what I'm. saying is that in a situation dude in. the right moment I will [ __ ] go. Monkey Style on you well when I'm asleep. yeah if I'm like monke spider monkey on. your head and I'll do damage to your. [ __ ] head to top tippy. top. you all right you guys are mocking me. dude but it's like you don't want to. rise me out you're the one that started. it why cuz you're talking like that you. could physically assault us it's crazy.

it's an insane thing to think no I'm. just saying that I just don't dump okay. dum. dump all right dud comedy is in you do. really you that you do that well but. what I'm saying is you know you would. never put a hand on me that would be. crazy I I know but you put hands on me. yeah yeah and I don't think that's right. and I'm going to draw the line now don't. do it again I'll do it whenever I want I. know you will and I'm fine with it I'm. fine with it get it's out of love do you. have any mortal enemies uh I'd say I had.

an ego death and so that kind of. dissipated with that oh beautiful when. did the ego death come. 2022. why uh. realizing public perception will. always change if you just continue. running the. marathon and I. think um also realizing I have no. control. of outward opinions and that.

what is important as how I feel about. myself and that's what radiates so I. it's also not my. job to. be liked by everybody because art is. what I do and art is always supposed to. be conversational and if the. conversation is just one way then it's. boring so as long as I do my job and. create. conversation bad or good I am an.

artist and by the way bad and good is an. interesting because you're I agree with. everything you're saying there's no such. thing as like a. bad version of the conversation about. you because it's. all it's all surrounding what you're. making AG so whether people like it or. not is doesn't yeah doesn't really. people that like you and the people that. hate you it's all the same thing. sometimes people that hate you like you. more than people that like it's money in. your pocket well no to to to me why I'll. tell you why well it's not just the.

money no just let me I don't know why. you left at that Spanish friend okay I'm. going to say this okay let me get my. points out if I may please I'm 50% of. the. show 40 yeah. 40 I'm 70 dude yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm. so what I what what I meant to say not. money in your pocket but what I meant to. say is is that you're a correct it's the. conversation right yeah it's just like. if if I wasn't causing conversations out. there that I wouldn't be successful true.

as especially as a comic right I think. the reason why we do well maybe you know. I mean is because we do cause you know I. mean there are people that don't like us. sure of course and our style of Comedy. or or whatever and I just think that um. and you're right machine right there's. nothing we can do no the the one thing. you can do is finish the book finish. they're going to read the beginning oh. God I got to finish the book They're. going to read the beginning and they'll. make their assumptions and as long as. you finish the as long as you get them.

through the entire book they might find. out that the you know perceived. antagonist was really the protagonist. and there was a nice spin at the end God. so this this guy [ __ ] great yeah D. but it's also so true it's the amount of. people that even like as a kid a someone. that was famous or a celebrity of some. kind that I had a perception about and. then I got older and then you saw their. life change or saw their saw them. develop and I changed my opinion of them. it's there's tons of them there's so.

many people like that give me one. example well I would say not my first. thought thought was the way people. always perceived Rodman when I was a kid. because Dennis Rodman was such a. polarizing figure and then the more. people that learned about him about who. he was or who he you know versus who. they perceived him to be it was kind of. a beautiful Flip or a change Tyson had. the same thing people didn't understand. Mike Tyson I feel like now they're. getting to see who Mike Tyson really is.

but as a kid it was always like. celebrities and certain athletes or. certain famous people that I was like I. don't even know if I like that guy or. they bothered me then you see them grow. in their whole you're reading more of. their book and you're like oh I no I do. I guess I didn't know that person yeah I. always was scared of Mike Tyson for some. reason and then one day I was he's. pretty [ __ ] scary yeah but I was at. The Comedy Store he goes hey man I'm. Mike Tyson I'm a big fan of your work. right and I go oh [ __ ] we took a photo I. remember showing my dad the photo my Dad. cried you go Michael he I can't he go I.

can't believe you know he called him. Michael Tyson Michael. Tyson he literally weeped cuz my dad's a. big boxing fan yeah right and then um I. did a movie with Mike Tyson you know. what I mean and he's just a nice guy. anyway what movie did you do with Mike. it was called oh my God I hated this. movie I even forgot what it was called I. hated it I can't wait to see this I have. a funny Rodman story I think that's what. it give me the Rodman story so I I was. uh directing and writing a comedy with. my friend mods son and we were looking.

for a uh oh my god dude that was me in. the movie I I oh my god dude dude why. didn't you tell me dude well I mean I. just why don't you tell I look like a. fat lesbian. you dude I look like [ __ ] there dude. that is wild that look at that dude it's. a bad. fit when you put that on you would like. give me something else that's a tough. thing does my body look like that now no. be real it doesn't okay good thank God.

the boys will tell you yeah from now on. if I ever look like that just say OIC. and I'll get on it all right because. that's [ __ ] I look like anyway give. me your Dennis Rodman story Rodman can I. have your lighter one more time. no bum bom bom. no all right the teasing of it is great. yeah um can you throw back can you do it. as hard because you did it hard last. time do it hard no don't do it as hard. okay got you that's what she said. um all right ttim give me Dennis so do.

you know who this is yeah the redheaded. guy correct yeah uh me and M son were. doing a a comedy and we wrote this part. for um you know an athlete. to come and punch me in the face and we. were like man what athlete could we do. and and Ma has Dennis Rodman's face. tattooed on his arm and so we were. looking and I was like you know we were. like oh my God Dennis Robin for sure we. should hit him up and so we hit. Dennis Robin up he agreed to do it as.

long as we booked him a Rolls-Royce to. uh bring him from Orange County up seem. fair for sure and I was like great no. problem and so he's on the way up and. the Rolls-Royce driver is. like he's smoking a cigar in my. Rolls-Royce like I'm turning the car. around I was like this is Dennis robman. you let him do whatever the [ __ ] he. wants just please get him to the we. rented Van's airport out for like an. hour and and up until this Point The. Producers were basically like why did we. do this like we don't have a confirmed.

athlete this was all like we were doing. the Dennis Robin things behind the. scenes just kind of just please do this. right and so he finally gets. there and you know Ma is the one that. has his face tattooed on him and so he. walked up and he was like dude Dennis. what up and he goes straight past wild. and he sees me he's like what up. Superstar and wow me and M laugh about. that to this day it was so funny and. then he did the scene and he killed it. and.

uh he had on a wrinkled t-shirt that we. were like do you want to change he was. like I'm already in my outfit and we. were like yeah for sure of course yeah. yeah yeah he was good and it was great. yeah he was awesome he was so so cool. and I really appreciate him for doing. that smoking in the in the roll smoking. a cigar in the rolls is so machines yeah. Mr Machin Mr machines I'm going to. manifest something right now and I hope. it happens I want to play an arvar or. something in one of your music. videos cool like I I honestly I want to. be a creature of some sort yeah no being.

real I'm not [ __ ] around here dog you. can't go from that voice to that and be. like I'm not [ __ ] around you can't go. Mr Machin I want to pray on not back and. go I'm serious or let's be real for a. second then go ahead yo machines what's. up bro's good that doesn't need to be. that way yeah it's going to be that way. right now dude I'll tell you that right. now player all right I'm done [ __ ]. around in this [ __ ] he when he does. this. y give it to him dude.

urb look up arvar what does that look. like yeah okay let's see if this is. proper cast casting yeah yeah it's. proper it's pretty. close H you're more of a roly poly how. about that how about no not don't say. roly poly let me be a furry animal how. about a red panda red panda's great red. panda you could be yo yo bro you talk it. no I'm not not I'm not doing the red I. you want to do a. Panda I'm doing a red panda now.

though something like that man it's. pretty good that's pretty good yeah. that's actually really good I don't know. I think you got it can I play um some. sort of Fury furry animal in one of your. music videos D yeah how do I incorporate. that dude it'd be funny dude watch. you're you're at LAX I don't know where. you do your videos right at some airport. always at airports. you what however you do it right you. can't have exotic animals at airport but. we're any fine then we're at Griffith.

Park cool cool right all right it's cool. right you're wearing a Rangers outfit. what's a ranger like an like a park. ranger okay right and you're like you. know rapping about like you know I mean. atmology of of of things you know what I. mean like of the. fungi atmology of fungi this song has. already flopped yeah yeah yeah whatever. it might be right okay and then it's. like you you're like yeah man fungi. whatever you know what I mean. communicate each other underneath the. trees you know I mean because you know.

they have a network yeah it's good so. far yeah they have a network a thing. right and then in the. background and in the back in a tree. with a leaf like. that right and it C out mhm yeah yeah. you want to do it I I'm out I'm I'm not. I'm out I'm out you don't want to do it. no I'm out can I be in it what's the. disposition of a red panda like what is. their what's their thing I can't. manifest nothing well give me their. Wikipedia what is it about them they're. they're small mammal they're the Lesser.

Panda the Lesser Panda there we go. number one that's true that's true of me. I'm lesser yeah yeah right number two. what's another thing their population is. decreasing exactly so are a few there's. a few of us left all right I I'll have a. pitch yeah yeah what's yours let's let's. switch it from I think the pitch would. be and I'm going to run on the theme of. the ego death that you spoke about okay. oh my. [Laughter]. God there is a sea of red pandas all. over the place okay Bobby is one of them. yeah you are a red panda but you don't.

look like the other red pandas you stand. out me yeah very dramatically okay a lot. of the other red pandas including Bobby. kind of don't like you they make fun of. you they isolate you and so what you do. is then you try to become a red pandanda. you try to do what they do you try to. look like them and you realize in doing. so it's less less of who you really are. then they see you stripping off all of. this makeup and nonsense to become them.

and you shine as bright as you've ever. shown mhm and you rrap to these other. red pandas about who you really are can. you pass me that water for a second yeah. yeah um can I I'm just going to this. will be can this be the so the end scene. will kind of be a little bit. like. yep is this kind of like that's exactly. what it is dude did you go to rip Handa. school that was.

insane yeah very good well what about. this then. [Laughter]. may because you realize you realize that. you've hurt you realize that you've hurt. my feelings I'm. sorry good good good keep going go go go. go. go you want to leave take it back take. it back I just take it back I take back. what you I was say what was I saying I'm.

sorry I'm so. sorry and thank you thank you thank you. thank you thank you good good I forgive. you okay see. dude but can I propose one little. thing instead of like there'll be a. thousand repentance can you just. multiply my body sure yeah we'll do the. we'll do OA looa Johnny Depp Wonka wi. Wonka we'll do that with you with the. red p yeah it'll be all all the red. pandas will be you okay okay that's what. that's all I want yeah and you can do.

that with technology do we have a deal. we have a deal yeah we that was great. that was really that was that was good. but machines if we don't do it dude bro. we're going to have a [ __ ] prmo in. the next two years this is got to happen. so you're threatening. him yeah maybe a little bit always a. good move yeah yeah I'm sorry a good. move you hear what I mean but it's like. I would love to work with you that's all. is the rest of the show just going to. look like I'm crying no no no no you're. good yeah and actually your face looks a. lot better his you're you you're still a. little red in the eyes let me.

see like this be you on curb from the. fifth season oh my God good pretty. pretty good yeah looks really good can. you cry on command we've done this oh we. already I did that on Schultz's show oh. yeah yeah you already did that I've done. it on shelter show all right um I found. my letter it's right here I know you oh. Bob another one one. more you want to thank Our Guest for. coming dude I'm um be real I'm being. real [ __ ] you dude I'm really.

real I feel like I'll probably never get. your number but um yeah don't do that. yeah yeah which is fine um but I feel. like um and this is the truth honest. truth I didn't know much I I know who. you were you know what I mean but I I. didn't know you I feel like I know you a. lot more I respect you thanks man um I. like you a lot thank you and I think. you're a good dude I think you're also. intuitive I think that you're Mindful. and I think that you're going the right. places thank you and uh I appreciate you.

for doing our program and um hopefully. in the red panda you you can just we. don't have to do. it I'm being I mean if that doesn't. happen it doesn't happen and I won't. take offense you know I get it I'm not. you know I've done other people I've. done M&M's video careful I have I've. been other vide that's that's I anyway. um that's not the move I'm just it's a. threat wow yeah it's a threat but anyway. my point being oh you're saying if he. doesn't do that yeah yeah I'm just.

saying I've been there done that you. know wow yeah that's all that's all you. know I mean but my point is no dude I. honestly dude I love you dude and thank. you so much for doing it man oh thank. you I really appreciate it thank you. guys we appreciate you very much thank. you for saving my life um I hope we see. you. again um and uh I want to thank you for. being a bad friend thank you so much. guys thank you this is awesome. wooo. yeah.

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